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From Ben Affleck to Seth Rogen... There's a lotta F***ing going on right now!

by Shalaska	Feb 25th, 2008 07:29:34 PM
FUNNY BUNNY!
Way to kill a joke. by Flim Springfield	Feb 25th, 2008 07:30:06 PM

A horse wasn't beat this bad since Million Dollar Baby by I Dunno	Feb 25th, 2008 07:31:10 PM
The first video was funny but Jebus.
There's no uncensored version of the Kimmel sketches? by textual	Feb 25th, 2008 07:35:57 PM
SNL at least posted an unbleeped dick in a box.
I think it's funnier with the bleeps by oisin5199	Feb 25th, 2008 07:39:37 PM
kind of an Arrested Development thing. Good to see Kevin Smith is maturing. And Jay's looking pretty gay. Not that there's anything with that.
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!! by Durendal	Feb 25th, 2008 07:40:17 PM
Oh man, that was fucking great!
I second the need for an unbleeped version... by tonagan	Feb 25th, 2008 07:40:21 PM

And I really want to hate Brad Pitt... by tonagan	Feb 25th, 2008 07:41:49 PM
But he's just so cool, I can't even be jealous.
Speaking of fucking... by scumbag	Feb 25th, 2008 07:43:55 PM
...is that Harry riding the sybian in the top animation?
Was Brad Pitt the Fed Ex dude? by Mezzanine	Feb 25th, 2008 07:44:02 PM
Damn, Kimmel's response was great, but Kevin Smith proves that once again, he can only recycle jokes... and he even sucks at that.
Hillarious by steelerman	Feb 25th, 2008 07:44:07 PM
cant wait for zack and miri
the revenge vid is cute with the use of all the stars by bacci40	Feb 25th, 2008 07:44:40 PM
but the first vid is hilarious....just watching how damon gets into the song...
Yes he was, Mezzanine. by Pennsy	Feb 25th, 2008 07:45:46 PM
Didn't look that way at first, but it was The Pitt.
so when is obama putting out...im fucking bill clinton by bacci40	Feb 25th, 2008 07:50:23 PM
and shit, traci lords hit the wall...shit, i wont ever be able to watch her underaged porn again
The SETH ROGEN version is lame... by JackIsLost	Feb 25th, 2008 07:52:20 PM
That's all. Except that I love Elizabeth Banks.
Tears...I have tears in my eyes... by micturatingbenjamin	Feb 25th, 2008 07:54:44 PM
I just about spit all over the computer when I saw Indiana Jones and Huey Lewis...and just when it couldn't get any more awesome. There's fucking Meat Loaf. This was genius.
Why is Sarah Silverman popular? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 07:59:07 PM
She sucks. Her CC show was the worst thing on that network.
The Joke just jumped the shark. Thanks AICN! by Orionsangels	Feb 25th, 2008 07:59:19 PM

Is Kevin Smith gay? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 08:01:49 PM
He's turning into Michael Jackson.
micturatingbenjamin by bacci40	Feb 25th, 2008 08:03:12 PM
huey kinda looks like meatloaf now....christ, hes gotten huge
You owe me an Obamapology by Orionsangels	Feb 25th, 2008 08:05:05 PM

I just watched the trailer for PINEAPPLE EXPRESS by slone13	Feb 25th, 2008 08:05:24 PM
It's fucking genius. WAYYYY funnier than this lame shit. http://tinyurl.com/293lfl
Ben Affleck has officially redeemed himself by IndustryKiller!	Feb 25th, 2008 08:11:09 PM
After this and the absolutely fan fucking tastic Gone Baby Gone I'm looking forward to whatever he's got coming out next. He's proven himself talented.
I'm fucking Moriarty! on the bed on the floor! by Orionsangels	Feb 25th, 2008 08:13:26 PM

Every time someone swears it's so funny! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 08:14:31 PM
Damn is it funny!!!!
the first video is the only funny thing sarah silverman has ever by RockLobster800	Feb 25th, 2008 08:17:03 PM
I mean, I so wanted to like her but her tv show is appalling-I mean there was potential with the whole banging God and trying to get rid of him the next day thing sounds brilliant on paper but she didnt pull it off on screen....I mean back in theday some of her standup was okay, and her section in the aristocrats was funny but that t.v show....wow, that was balls.....just terrible crap-but then again tv comedy is all over the place nowadays, with genius like Arrested Development getting cancelled and crap like the big bang theory some one striving into a second season....
this shit's hilarious by wash	Feb 25th, 2008 08:17:41 PM
what's wrong with you fucking haters?
wow by Leafy McPlantsalot	Feb 25th, 2008 08:19:19 PM
just wanted to go on record and say how much I love chasing amy and dogma but wow, if that is any indication on Zack and Mira....wow, so bad
Poor Kevin Smith by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 08:23:07 PM
The guy just can't get a break.
Think About The Paycheck. by uss cygnus	Feb 25th, 2008 08:25:53 PM
Little Help Here, Gus? I'm Busy, Guys! You're a true artist, Gus.
This is like a big YTMND! by PippinTheJedi	Feb 25th, 2008 08:26:25 PM
Think about it. And it's pretty awesome, all I can say.
Great Joke. by georges garvaren	Feb 25th, 2008 08:27:23 PM
Good job.
I dig Sarah Silverman.... by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 08:28:18 PM
I say this alot and it doesn't make me that many female friends...very few girls are funny. Those that are usually gravitate towards sexuality to achieve any form of comedy...Sarah does that too, but it's original and gross and some how really cute at the same time. Had to opp to meet her a few times in town and she's on my and my girlfriend's list of celebs we're allowed to fuck but never will...her and Cate Blanchett (I'm an odd one)
That being said.... by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 08:29:16 PM
...that one with Seth and Elizabeth Banks was awful! Few little touches of good improv, but just not funny. Not that I don't like Rogen, must've watched the Pineapple Express trailer like 100 times.
Kimmel/Silverman: funny (sort of) by SpencerTrilby	Feb 25th, 2008 08:30:46 PM
Smith: overkill and lame. And that comes from someone who used to like him and his work. He just needs to go on rehab for his inflated ego now.
Brians Life by RockLobster800	Feb 25th, 2008 08:34:48 PM
oddly, Id actually go out with silverman myself, cos I believe in real life , if she was a friend,Id find her funny-but not, y'know,good enough to have a TV showfunny...I mean she'd be good to have around to shoot the shit with kinda funny, but I wouldnt pay her to come out woth it...if you follow me
i'm in by LegoKenobi	Feb 25th, 2008 08:39:20 PM
i'd fuck seth rogen. or he can fuck me, what the hell -- i ain't proud.
Was that Joan Jett? by DOGSOUP	Feb 25th, 2008 08:41:36 PM
Holy shit I'd fuck her rotten. GMILF lookin good....
I'M FUCKING YOKO KNOWLES! by J-Dizzle	Feb 25th, 2008 08:55:35 PM
In the bath, in the car, up against the mini bar!
RockLobster...I gotta disagree by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 09:01:43 PM
While her show is anything BUT polished and the "acting" is horrible, I think it's pretty original and funny...however most of what I love about it is the performances of Jay Johnston, Laura Silverman and Brian Posehn...and I do find her songs to by annoyingly distracting...HMMM...maybe I DONT like her show!?!
Bet that was an awkward day on set... by SuperBurgerBat	Feb 25th, 2008 09:02:33 PM
I can see Kevin Smith getting real excited and asking everyone to participate, which could only have been met with groans, at which point they realize they pretty much have to, 'cause he's the boss, and he probably whines like kid till he gets his way. Then it slowly kicks in how fucked they are, the whole crew of them, that there's no way MAKE A PORNO will have a shred of original artistic merit to it.
Joan Jett must be like 80..... by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 09:03:04 PM
...she looks fucking GOOD! I saw a Pretender's concert on Satellite last week and my buddy thought the lead singer was Joan Jett...was hoping it wasn't cuz that chick looked like a mix of Alice Cooper and Skeletor...THAT is what I remember Joan Jett looking like.
See that video of Kevin Smith at a Convention... by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 09:06:17 PM
...some dude asked him whether he was gonna "make a non Jay and Silent Bob movie that doesn't suck?" Smith responded that "as soon as I take my dick out of your mom's ass!" I know these rules don't really apply here, but that was lame. I mean the dude was out of line, but STILL RIGHT! And for the dude on the stage in the spotlight to attack the PERSON rather than the POINT...there are many things that many people will call Kevin Smith, both good and bad...one thing he AIN'T is a class act.
"WHO'S THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR?" by BringingSexyBack	Feb 25th, 2008 09:06:42 PM
BWAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA H!!!!
I love Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks by Bob of the Shire	Feb 25th, 2008 09:07:59 PM
But that video was pretty lame, Seth and Jonah Hill's little bit at the Oscar ceremony was far funnier than that. I'm going to blame Kevin Smith for this.
I actually thought Seth Rogan's was the only funny one. by SilentP	Feb 25th, 2008 09:22:54 PM
Jimmy Kimmel's was okay, mostly for the celebrity cameos. Silverman's original one was funny for 2 seconds, and then went on for another 5 fucking minutes. But Kevin Smith's was pretty funny.
Kevin Smith....one trick pony. by Brians Life	Feb 25th, 2008 09:36:08 PM
He writes clever, yet amazingly unrealistic, dialogue...fanboys love him because he's so referential, but it's being done better by better people. Look at the Star Wars references in Venture Bros. to see how it's done right. Yet he's managed to build an empire on it, so...here's to his bad-directing ass.
Silverman's was funny...Kimmel's was overkill by NoCalFlicks	Feb 25th, 2008 09:36:18 PM
Well as we speak I am still waiting for the page to load for the Seth Rogan one. Sara Silverman's vid was nice, Kimmel's started out nice but about three mins in it was starting to become overkill. Oh and really like the Sara Silverman show on Comedy Central, sorry guys. The simplicity of it is great, and the two stoner guys are kind of a refreshing take on stoner-buddy comedy.
Maybe that one wasn't very funny... by BizarroJerry	Feb 25th, 2008 09:37:39 PM
But Elizabeth Banks did use the word "fucking" many times, in reference to sexual relations. And that's all right by me.
This stuff is always funny if... by kuldan	Feb 25th, 2008 09:42:15 PM
Like many of you have already agreed, this stuff is only funny UNTIL nine more sources rip it and try to make it their own. Jimmy's rebuttal was funny and cool, but we don't need ANY MORE. STOP NOW!
At least Seth Rogan's....... by NoCalFlicks	Feb 25th, 2008 09:43:52 PM
At least this version kind of put a different spin on it which is that the subject of the song is not happy to be fucking the other person.
3 year old pawns aicn reviewers by bacci40	Feb 25th, 2008 09:46:25 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2dalru....h arry, hire this girl...she is gonna be a star
Wow this is like that bad Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity by TVguy4566	Feb 25th, 2008 09:48:40 PM
The just keep cloning the same sketch and it gets dumber and dumber with each copy. I thought Sarah Silverman's/Matt Damon's were hilarious. It just went down hill from there though.
Meat Loaf!!! by BitterMan23	Feb 25th, 2008 09:51:17 PM
Good to see him getting work... even though he's onscreen for less time than half the random extras in the pool scene.
That really doesn't bode well for "Zack & Miri." by Kid Idioteque	Feb 25th, 2008 09:53:10 PM
The first footage we see is them copying a video from fucking Jimmy Kimmel Live?!?! Are you serious? Come on Kev, you're better than that... Very awkward and painful to watch, which is a shame because I like everyone involved.
Perfect all around: Haters need Affleck to love em by Stormwatcher	Feb 25th, 2008 10:00:39 PM
And after seeing Gone Baby Gone I got more love for the Ben
Star Wars II Attack of the Unfunny Clones. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 10:02:30 PM

They're both funny. by TattooedBillionaire	Feb 25th, 2008 10:20:31 PM
I haven't checked the Kevin Smith one, and I have no desire to.
KEVIN SMITH IS FIRED UP AND READY TO GO! by la_sith	Feb 25th, 2008 10:27:11 PM
way to steal a joke and unfunny it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wow by Shakes	Feb 25th, 2008 10:29:23 PM
Hey, now I understand what all my friends latest Facebook status's are about.
I'm channeling Drew Barrymore by ZeroCorpse	Feb 25th, 2008 10:30:49 PM
She 'comes out' and does my grocery shopping for me, and then goes back into her own body when we're done.
Seth Rogan to play Jeff Lynn by Orionsangels	Feb 25th, 2008 10:36:38 PM

Predictable but well done. by Live.	Feb 25th, 2008 10:51:11 PM
Well played Kimmel.
Incessant Use of the Word "Haters" by Aquatarkusman	Feb 25th, 2008 10:52:01 PM
I swear to God I'm going to invent that time machine and kill all of your grandfathers. P.S. If the law don't get her then I will, four little diamonds.
SMITH = PHAIL by UMAGA	Feb 25th, 2008 11:02:46 PM
Rip off something else.
Funny, funny shit! by Zeke25:17	Feb 25th, 2008 11:07:18 PM
All three of em are great, and the couplet including "jizz on her tummy/I lick it up cuz it's yummy" is worth a Grammy nomination all by itself. Say what you will about Affleck and Damon, but no one will ever accuse either of em of not having a sense of humor about themselves! Good show all!
mmm. in the ear. by thebearovingian	Feb 25th, 2008 11:18:41 PM
She won't hear right for a week!
fair warning by the podosphere	Feb 25th, 2008 11:37:55 PM
Very funny stuff. Now to anyone else who's thinking of doing a riff on this, bear in mind that between Jimmy Kimmel and Kevin Smith, the idea's done. Expect no sympathy from me, Jason and Justine Bateman, if you come out with "I'm fucking my sister (brother)". Same goes for you Jeremy Piven and Jeremy Piven's mom.
the silverman/kimmel stuff was funny, but... by RustyStardust	Feb 26th, 2008 12:23:55 AM
dear god. that seth rogen thing was awful and unfunny. i couldn't even watch past the first forty seconds. when he said something about licking jizz... ew. poor taste. terrible comedy. if that's a preview of the next kevin smith film. rosario dawson should be jumping for joy she didn't wind up in this turd. ew. what an awful night. i caught five minutes of 'welcome to the captain'. vomit. five minutes of that bastardized version of lorraine hansbery's excellent play 'a raisin in the sun'. my guts are all over the floor. then, that gruesome seth rogen thing. who edited and directed that?! did they find it funny? if so, they must've had their tastebuds scorched with hot water. cause the whole night made me wonder who's allowed to run things. where is hairy's ire over this garbage?! he can bag on ratner, but says this junk is kinda good? sad. very sad...
Um. by Captain Mal	Feb 26th, 2008 12:26:14 AM
The Silverman/Damon video was really funny. The Kimmel/Affleck video wasn't as funny, but scored major points for sheer audacity and scope. The Kevin Smith thing is painful to watch, and I love everyone involved (including Smith--yes, suck it, haters). Bad, bad video. Pull it and pretend it never happened.
That was just awckward by TheMcflyFarm	Feb 26th, 2008 12:31:26 AM
but the "directed by M. Knight Shyamalan" made it all worth it.
I really want to hate Brad Pitt by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 26th, 2008 12:34:28 AM
But the guy is just plain cool. I can't even be jealous. Plus, he's man-pretty.
THE WAS WORTHLESS.. by noncents	Feb 26th, 2008 12:49:13 AM
It doesn't even compare to the original or the reply. Hackville, here comes Kevo Smitho.
Holy Fuck... by Tourist	Feb 26th, 2008 12:51:22 AM
...The first one was cute, because Matt Damon was in it. The second one was cute because, you know, Ben and Matt are commonly identified as very close (fags)male friends. Plus it has famous people saying stuff about gay sex. Haha. The last one has nothing. Its not funny. Its really...lame. Did they have to do this as a promtional venture or something?
Didn't much care for the Smith version. by Juggernaut125	Feb 26th, 2008 12:52:09 AM
I caught the Kimmel one (or the end of it at least) on Kimmel's show tonight. I don't really groove to Silverman OR Kimmel, but this little ditty is pretty funny. Smith's...mmmm not so much. And as a side note. I used to date a girl who liked me to cum in her ear.... Everytime I was about to throw it in her face, she'd turn her head.
Oh yah. And 'I dunno'... by Juggernaut125	Feb 26th, 2008 12:52:34 AM

Oh yah. And 'I dunno'... by Juggernaut125	Feb 26th, 2008 12:52:59 AM
That was a GREAT joke. Thank you.
When Josh Groban Showed Up... by El Fuego	Feb 26th, 2008 12:55:42 AM
I pretty much cried laughing. Sorry Sarah, but you were totally outdone on this one.
I feel about Sara Silverman... by Tourist	Feb 26th, 2008 12:58:59 AM
...The same way most of these closet queers feel about Diablo Cody. I don't want to smack her in the face. I want to full force punch her in the face. I see her, and its like my senses all get washed up, because I only hear CUNT. I don't know why either, because I've never seen her show. The most interesting about this saga of gay and dirty word jokes is that I now know the obvious. Its pronounced Row Gen, not Row Jen. Stupid me.
I'm Fucking Elizabeth Banks. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Feb 26th, 2008 01:07:33 AM
That's the expression you're looking for. Think about it. It's the ONLY one that matters. And this "I'm fucking ..." gag is already over. Let it die. Here. Now. Tonight.
Wow....pop-culture eating itself... by superduper3000	Feb 26th, 2008 01:30:46 AM
Funny = Harrison Ford blowing kiss. Not Funny = EVERYTHING ELSE Blah!!! http://tinyurl.com/2wxo67
Jesus, why so much hate? by Ohwhattaworld	Feb 26th, 2008 01:50:11 AM
What I think it interesting about this talkback is how much acid everyone feels the need to spew on this stuff, particularly the Seth Rogen version. I didn't think it was all that great myself, but it was cute and it was free. In fact, they are all free. While I can kind of see the logic in pissing-and-moaning about films you have to pay ten dollars and up to view, what is the point of spending all this time ragging on something that is ultimately at its best a labor of love and at its worst a harmless piece of fluff? Also, I find it interesting how everyone is using this as an excuse to bash Kevin Smith when, by all accounts, it was never even stated that he directed this. Yes, he appeared at the end, but it seems as though the majority of the cast of "Zack and Miri" appeared in it. My guess is someone on the set (a P.A. or something) made this and the cast good-naturedly played along as something to ward off boredom (see that film the cast made for Peter Jackson on the "King Kong" DVD for another example of this). To judge "Zack and Miri" based solely on this clip is just downright ridiculous. And I wasn't even a fan of it! Sheesh!
Kevin "Anything for a Buck" Smith. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 01:55:12 AM
He was good in DH 4, though. At least it was a bit part.
Let me go one further... by Ohwhattaworld	Feb 26th, 2008 02:01:19 AM
Allow me to ask some of the people here--the people who feel it their need to just hate on anything and everything--what are your favorite movies? Your favorite pop culture references, your favorite TV shows, etc.? Because I want to know what the standard is for these kinds of people? What is it that transcends the pessmistic quagmire to become worthy of your love? I have a funny suspicion I might be incredibly entertained by your choices and tastes...
I'm fucking bored by Sledge Hammer	Feb 26th, 2008 02:17:01 AM
And this shit didn't help.
there's 10mins of my life I'll never get back by Maniaq	Feb 26th, 2008 03:06:32 AM
some of us were perfectly happy to not ever see this unfunny kitsch dirty laundry, no matter how long ago our first computers or 14.k/28.8k internet may happen to be
ok kimmel i get it by Varakor	Feb 26th, 2008 03:39:41 AM
but where's the revenge?? I'm mean its funny stuff don't get me wrong and the cameos are freakin hilarious, but like wouldn't "I'm fucking (some really hot chick here)" be funnier? I know Ben and Matt are best friend's and all, but dude... ah hell it's 4 am and I'm watching videos of people talking about fuckin when i should be watching films of people actually fuckin. FUCK!!!!! (SS original is the best)
No Cameron, no Terminator by CuervoJones	Feb 26th, 2008 03:51:47 AM
That´s all.
Those f(beep)ing beeps get on my f(beep)ing nerves! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 26th, 2008 04:54:50 AM
What's with that crap? I never got that. Those beeps are fracking annoying.
Next time they better... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 26th, 2008 05:01:45 AM
...f(gunshot)ing use motherf(gunshot)ing gunshot sounds. F(gunshot)ing censors!
The only way to stop this abortion of a phenomenon by Itchy	Feb 26th, 2008 05:07:44 AM
, clearly, is if I fuck both Sarah Silverman and Elizabeth Banks. So come on over ladies and start fucking.
Fucking Funny......... by travis-dane	Feb 26th, 2008 05:09:31 AM
hehehe.We should all Fuck some more!It is a good fucking thing.
Fucking Boring... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 26th, 2008 05:38:21 AM
The first vid with Matt Damon was funny. The second with Indy in it, too, though the joke already became a bit lame and stale. And now Kevin fuckhead Smith has done a third one? Wow, Mr. Smith, how fuckin' ingenious, man, you're like a Swiss fuckin' watch. Let me make something plain: I don't like you sucking around, bothering us with lame flicks or horrible acting, Smith. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
Hohum....... by travis-dane	Feb 26th, 2008 06:58:45 AM
guten tach auch.....
That sucked by _SnakePlissken_	Feb 26th, 2008 07:33:38 AM
he just used star power to try and make his better.. the only thing that made the original funny was Matt Damon
coming soon... by haggardatbest	Feb 26th, 2008 07:37:21 AM
To be certain: the next piece of garbage from the "Epic Movie" team will feature yet another parody of this. And Anton Chigurh will, I don't know, get kicked in the nuts.
Hope this is the end of it by sambrook	Feb 26th, 2008 07:38:26 AM
The first one was funny (especially at first), the second one was pretty good and worked as a direct response. The Kevin Smith one seemed like one of those things that's funnier if you're involved - otherwise it's embarrassing. But please let the joke go now. Although if, as someone suggested above, Obama did pull out an I'm Fucking Bill Clinton in his presidential bid then it would top all of them.
Smith was unlucky by ChorleyFM	Feb 26th, 2008 07:56:49 AM
I imagine they did this long before the Kimmel/Affleck version which took the idea an seriously built on it. That said for people who think it is representative of the finished film, well your just idiots. I imagine it won't be great (like most of Smith's work) but this was clearly an onset goof.
Kevin Smith version was totally unfunny and unoriginal by Bobo_Vision	Feb 26th, 2008 08:18:26 AM
Big surprise there. His work has been unfunny and unoriginal since "Clerks".
Remember Damon in Eurotrip? by Knuckleduster	Feb 26th, 2008 09:08:39 AM
The guy sure has a great sense of humour. Love Sarah Silverman.
QUINT = CRITICAL FAIL by mfcorleone	Feb 26th, 2008 09:33:14 AM
Jesus man have some fucking taste. This is dogshit you cocksucking dung mound.
I smirked at Silverman by ArcadianDS	Feb 26th, 2008 10:05:51 AM
but the Kimmel video made me laugh. And everyone on this planet knows that the joke was officially finished with the Kimmel video. Everything else was just 'ME TOO ME TOO!' moves by people who can't come up with something of their own.
8-O ...HAHAHAHA, I couldn't believe my eyes! by JDanielP	Feb 26th, 2008 10:27:34 AM
I happened to see this on Kimmel's show while catching up on some reading (now seeing Damon's full video). -Maybe the look on my face should have been captured on camera...but I never imagined I'd see something like that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...And the "surprise" made it all the more hilarious. I've heard about the jokes that actors sometimes play on each other, behind the cameras,...but it's GREAT when the public is in on the joke (as long as everyone can laugh, in the end). How great it must feel for these actors (and singers) to shed their public image with such hilarity. Great fun. -Plenty of highlights,...but I particularly enjoyed Matt Damon's enthusiasm and Harrison Ford in the car, with the bumper sticker. -And another thing,...is that the "idea" of Brad Pitt as the FedEx man is actually very funny when you consider the reasoning. After all, Jimmy and Ben are so in love...that a delivery man that looks like Brad Pitt can't even distract them. And how funny is that? (snort!) Kudos to everybody. (Note: The bleeping and pixel-blocking makes it much funnier. It's similar to how scenes, in movies, can have more impact when they happen off-camera or in silhouette.)
sucked by JimCurry	Feb 26th, 2008 11:31:26 AM
very lame...
The Kimmel one is great.. by Quake II	Feb 26th, 2008 01:07:15 PM
Hilarious. Brad Pitt as the Fed Ex guy was a riot..."What did you wish for?"....The gay scenes were a riot.
Silverman: Funny, Kimmell: Funny, Smith: Not by krushjudgement	Feb 26th, 2008 01:12:26 PM
Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen are not funny. Clerks was funny, but nothing since. Rogen, I just don't get it.
Fuck Off, Matt Damon by Autodidact	Feb 26th, 2008 01:52:35 PM
I like Matt Damon, Sarah is a good stand-up, but this whole bit was lame schtick from the start. I can't make it through any of these videos because "funny singing" makes me feel embarassed. I think they call it "douche chills."
I normally stand up for Kevin Smith in TBs, but by beastie	Feb 26th, 2008 03:03:26 PM
GOD. That was horrible. No excuse for, as someone put it earlier, beating the dead horse.
lame by StovetopStuffin'	Feb 26th, 2008 03:17:36 PM
it was funny between sarah and jimmy, but other people doing it isn't funny.
Kevin Smith version??? by amievil	Feb 26th, 2008 03:42:31 PM
yes he has a cameo...but its not a "Kevin Smith version," if anything its an "Elizabeth Banks version"...from Kevin himself: "Glad you dug it, sir - and I wish I could take credit for more than just my little cameo, but all the credit should go to Banks. It was her pet project from start to finish. Funny, funny stuff. The otter line kills me."
At Harrison Ford they treat you right. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 26th, 2008 03:57:07 PM

the silverman/kimmel videoes . . . by Violator90	Feb 26th, 2008 05:03:51 PM
where fucking hiliarious! But this Seth Rogen was just play sad and annoying. It sounded really bad and looke like it was just put together in minutes, with anyone availible thrown in. Kimmel's "response" to Silverman's video was fucking FUNNY AS HELL! I was just planned out beautifully, and excuded perfectly. Rogen's video make you want to chop off your ears and pray then don't do a "response".
My Busey and Garner with Jimmy F'ing Ben "Mash-up" by tapehead1	Feb 26th, 2008 05:07:52 PM
Hilarious!!! Check out my "mash-up" of when Busey Attacks Garner on the Red Carpet and Jimmy F'ing Ben Affleck on my page... www.youtube.com/seanmanband
Gotta Admit by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 26th, 2008 07:31:51 PM
I love me some Huey
another vote for funnier with the bleeps by MurderMostFowl	Feb 26th, 2008 08:14:17 PM
Southpark knows this. Everything's funnieer censored than uncensored. The first one was pretty funny just from the shock value and the "I can't believe they got matt damon to do that" sort of thing. The 2nd one was funny in a very different way....paying a great homage to "we are the world", Holding each other by the windowsill was brilliant!
This clown is a one trick pony. by GQtaste	Feb 27th, 2008 03:57:14 AM
Another example of why he's a one hit wonder type of director. He's got nothing to say but dumbass stuff like his female counterpart, Juno.
just wanted to go on record and say how much I love chasing amy by MorpheusTheSandman	Feb 27th, 2008 06:15:05 AM
I second that ... Heard that Clerks II wasn't very funny either ... Morph
My god, that was great by dr sauch	Feb 27th, 2008 07:34:34 AM
I really hate Sarah Silverman. She's not funny, its embarrassing to watch her mug and make really really flat jokes. And I mean, shes not that hot. 6 at best. Anyway, Kimmel FTW.
The Kevin Smith Thing... by micturatingbenjamin	Feb 27th, 2008 10:28:37 AM
It was funny, and I think Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks are actually tied in real life, so that makes the joke funnier...If they're not, the joke's still pretty funny. What the funniest part is is when she says 'I fucked Seth Rogan to meet Judd Apatow'. BAAAAHAHAHAHA. That's fucking great. I hope this is a good flick, Kevin Smith didn't let me down with Clerks 2...He renewed my thimbleful of faith in him. Sarah Silverman is kind of funny, but her show would be less funny without the pair of orange giant gay dudes. The fucking 'TAB' episode is up there with the greatest episodes of television there are. Morph, Clerks II was pretty fucking great. And it was Kevin Smith at his best, no fucking lie. The jokes were great, and the casting was fan-fucking-tastic. Something about Rosario Dawson dancing to the Jackson 5 seems wrong...like Whatserface in Dogma dancing to 'Candy Girl'. Naughty-Naughty. Thumbs up for all three jokes. Mainly for Matt Damon reprising his Euro-Trip 'Robbie Doesn't Know' role. What? I'm the only guy who saw that flick? P.S. Do find some legal absinthe and drink about nine ounces of it before going to see Jumper...it's WAAAAAAAAY better.
hilarious by DonnieDorko	Feb 27th, 2008 03:10:46 PM
The Sarah Silverman clip and the kimmel response was brilliant!..But the Seth Rogen one was extremley embarrasing to watch. Like collegestudents reenacting their favorite scenes in "Happy Gilmore" or something. You can't reenact comedy! It's never funny for anyone but yourselves, and it's painfully embarrasing to watch for everyone else!! aaarrrgh.
It's supposed to be a joke by Vorlagen	Feb 27th, 2008 03:30:26 PM
"I'm Fucking Seth Rogen" isn't supposed to be a serious attempt to top either of the previous videos. Yes they're singing off key and yes there's no production value. That's the point. Chill folks.
The weird thing about Sarah Silverman.... by SubliminalJones	Feb 27th, 2008 05:18:22 PM
..is that she is just like that character Helena Bonham Carter played in Burton's Apes remake....she looks just like a monkey, and yet one is strangely compleled to bang the shit out of her just to hear her screech and go "oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo".
Also, props to Harrison Ford in the 2nd one... by SubliminalJones	Feb 27th, 2008 05:27:34 PM
What a great actor. He almost had me beleiving he was an aging, greying queen crusing West Hollywood for Boy's Town nuggets.

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