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Harry's Live Commentary For The 2008 Academy Awards - Enter At Your Own Risk

Be there in mere moments by Massawyrm 1	Feb 24th, 2008 05:20:36 PM
Bring on the liberal decadence.
I'll be here by mefrog	Feb 24th, 2008 05:20:38 PM
Always love some live commentary
the giant Lions will win. by Gamerra_Presley	Feb 24th, 2008 05:20:50 PM
Bank on it.
There WIll Be Blood by MikeHoncho	Feb 24th, 2008 05:21:05 PM
Better dominate. It won't, but I really want to see it sweep its 8 nominations.
I swear to God if Juno wins best picture by Kloipy	Feb 24th, 2008 05:23:04 PM
I will never watch the academy awards again
There Will Be Blood: More Blood by PedroM	Feb 24th, 2008 05:23:46 PM
You know you want it. I really do hope it sweeps the bigger categories. Daniel Day Lewis FTW
Beadie Russell looks hot! by BackRiverCatfish	Feb 24th, 2008 05:25:35 PM
But she's not gonna win.
? by messi	Feb 24th, 2008 05:26:25 PM
wat?
How do I stream it online???? by messi	Feb 24th, 2008 05:27:03 PM
Hello?
i don't really give a shit about the ceremony by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 05:30:46 PM
i really can't be bothered to watch a eighty-six hour fuckin ceremony that could be wrapped up in 90 minutes. that said, i do enjoy finding out the results the next day. there were lots of great movies this year, and i've seen many of the nominees... I doubt Juno will win best picture, but not because of its quality (great fucking movie), but because it's got some pretty stiff competition. ellen page does deserve some love though... recently caught up with gone baby gone and michael clayton on dvd, enjoyed them very much. pretty, pretty good. i was surprised amy ryan was nominated; shes fantastic but was literally only in that movie for like seventeen minutes.
messi, by raw_bean	Feb 24th, 2008 05:32:34 PM
there's nothing to stream. Harry just updates the page every few minutes with a commentary on what's happening, if you want to read it just refresh the page every now and then.
I haven't watched the Oscars since 2003 by JAGUART	Feb 24th, 2008 05:33:28 PM
Back then, Pimpin' was much Easier and people really didn't complain about it.
Bring me Diablo Cody by Kirbymanly	Feb 24th, 2008 05:34:46 PM
on a silver plate!
Marfa's Movies Will Win Multiple Oscars by johnnyangel	Feb 24th, 2008 05:35:26 PM
Cementing its position at the epicenter of the film industry.
Ruby Dee was in American Gangster for 5 minutes by BackRiverCatfish	Feb 24th, 2008 05:35:33 PM
literally and she has a better chance of winning than Amy Ryan. I can't even get myself to watch Gone Baby Gone yet.
Jesse James for cinematography! by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 05:35:34 PM
It won't win but should...
Jesse James for Best Film by Fortunesfool	Feb 24th, 2008 05:37:19 PM
..even though it's not nominated.
If you've never seen Ron Jeremy's autofellatio by johnnyangel	Feb 24th, 2008 05:37:36 PM
Then watch the Oscars.
I really, really hope that "There Will Be Blood"... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 05:37:51 PM
wins more than Best Actor. It's just as good, if not better than No Country, and I'd love to se it get writing, directing, or Best Picture. Yeah, Juno bettr not win Best Picture, and even Best Screenplay will piss me off. Ellen Page winning would be fine, because she's a good actress, but the character Juno is just terrible, and not complex at all. She did a btter job in Hard Candy.
Get Seacrest... by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:38:08 PM
...OUT!
If I had Ladies of the Night in Gold Paint around by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 05:38:10 PM
I wouldn't be watching the Oscars.
I'm here by buffywrestling	Feb 24th, 2008 05:39:16 PM
with my bottle of merlot. Bring on the the Strike giggles, Stewart!
To all IDIOTS who are actually READING Harry's by Proman1984	Feb 24th, 2008 05:39:31 PM
Live commentary. Get a live. And Harry is a moron.
Bateman more or less confirming AD movie... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 05:40:26 PM
on the Canadian CTV coverage. It's been said again, but having him announce it on national TV helps.
Over/under Odds that Ellen Page will look stoned in every shot by TallBoy66	Feb 24th, 2008 05:40:30 PM
BET THE OVER!!! Also, how many times Harry will cry during the show, BET THE WAYYYY OVER!!
To all IDIOTS who misspell "life" by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 05:40:43 PM
Get a dictionary.
I have a 'Live' by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:41:23 PM
thanks for thinkin of us, though, porman
See, Chrth and I are of one mind by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:42:21 PM
Chrth gets use of it on nights and weekends
There Will Be Blood by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 05:42:26 PM
should win Best Film...but won't. It didn't fall apart in the last half hour, unlike another Best Film nominee I could mention...
chromedome: yep, that's when I need it by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 05:43:00 PM
You can have while I'm at work
Proman by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 05:43:05 PM
Chill out baby. Life is short.
I'm rooting for No Country for Best Film by MontyPigeon	Feb 24th, 2008 05:43:14 PM
To me it's head and shoulders above There Will Be Blood. Even if people have a problem with that ending, they have to admire how good that film was up until that moment. There will be blood was an excellently made film with a sure fire Oscar winner in the leading role but the story for me was quite boring. I was waiting for it to erupt but instead it made a little squirt. Would prefer it to win if No Country doesn't though.
Curse the inequitable sharing of one mind by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:45:14 PM
curse it I say...
NO COUNTRY FOR JUNO BLOOD! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:45:29 PM
I loved that movie.
Damn, Clooney has a hot date by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:45:32 PM

or is it his daughter? by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 05:45:58 PM

actually, a Harry-cam might be more entertaining by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 05:46:39 PM
than the actual show. Come on, you know you want to see MAN IN SUIT watching E! while clutching his stuffed Ewok and Yoko doing a Leia in Jabba's palace impersonation.
Decent Oscar Parody by ebentron	Feb 24th, 2008 05:47:00 PM
This is really the only preview you need, and includes the most awkward Keira Knightley moment ever, at least out of context: http://tinyurl.com/37dzka
Gone Baby Gone sucks baby sucks... by Fa Fa Fooey	Feb 24th, 2008 05:47:26 PM
What a meandering piece of melodrama. Casey Affleck as the little detective that could was horrible. What is wrong with you, Harry? Oh wait, you also propped up Cabin Fever to us...
Monty by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 05:47:47 PM
Country was awesome up until the ending. That's what made the ending even more frustrating.
Jon Stewart by andrew1911uk	Feb 24th, 2008 05:49:30 PM
I'm only watching this for the Mighty Jew...I wonder how he's going to play it this time around? With only minimum time for the writers to get their act together, I reckon it's going to be more off the cuff than ever before...but I'm not sure how well it'll go down with the industry types who've just screwed the writers (again) if he goes over the top on the writers side - which I'm almost certain he will. I reckon he'll struggle this time - but I really hope he pulls it off. JS is the best thing to happen to US cable in ages...as a Brit, anything that gets the US rank and file (not you fine people - I love youse guys) thinking and talking about world and local politics is a good thing. Flame on, boys.
There are actually GOOD movies running for Best One this year by Aethyrr	Feb 24th, 2008 05:51:45 PM
Which is actually.. strange!
There Will Be Blood has a HUGE ending... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 05:52:47 PM
It's just internal. You see Daniel Plainview got through so fucking much and just watching his performance for three hours makes me think I know how that character would litrally act in every situation. The ending itself is fantastic for watching two characters that have ended up there that aen't even that different (Notice how his cross he wears grows bigger throughout the film). The symbolism of the room itself is also fantastic and the last line sums everything up perfectly. TWBB has a huge explosion at the end, and the best part is that you can see the entire thing being lead up throughout the whole film. You're welcome to prefer NCFOM obviously, but don't saw TWBB has no eruption.
I agree with Mori... by ZoeFan	Feb 24th, 2008 05:55:15 PM
He was on AOTS and basicly said No Country for Old Men would win for Best Picture. But a year, 2 years, 5 years from now people will still remember There Will Be Blood. That There Will Be Blood is the best film to come out this year, but No Country is just on a roll and it's the Coen's year.
Fucking Canadian cable... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 05:55:34 PM
Presenters talking to Carell, comparing his Little Miss Sunshine from last year to Juno this year, and they describe it as "A nice little Canadian movie..." The lead, and the direction may be Canadian, but that is by no means a Canadian movie.
John Travolta to play Dracula! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:56:45 PM
In Dracula 2008!
Aren't you crossing the lines, Harry? by Immortal_Fish	Feb 24th, 2008 05:57:42 PM
Oh, wait, the strike is over. Can't help but wonder if tonight will spell more of a dearth than next year...
TWBB = most overrated movie in years by leobloom	Feb 24th, 2008 05:58:44 PM
Sure DDL gave a helluva performance, but that's it. A great performance does not a great picture make. And how did TWBB get nominated for Best Pic when Magnolia didn't? ...at least I think this it PTA's first nom for best director/best picture? I'm too lazy to check it on imdb.
Oscar winning TRANSFORMERS! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:58:57 PM
I can't wait for that!
JUNO - THE BEETLEJUICE CASEWORKER STORY by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:59:54 PM
So, the Maitlands.
Oscar Schmoscar by top1tony	Feb 24th, 2008 06:00:23 PM
I'll be dancing the night away in Saugus instead of watching this senseless hollywood pat me on the back drivel
Jon Stewart to be bland as ever, by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:02:35 PM
and make jokes about Huckabee.
Poor Puppies by Freakjuice89	Feb 24th, 2008 06:02:39 PM
Harry I might eat my words in a few hours, but 'Norbit' deserves the make-up award. Eddie Murphy is this generations 'Peter Sellers'. Althought he may not get respect for another 10 years. 'Norbit' was not a bad film.
PT Anderson has been nominatd before... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:04:29 PM
For Screenplay, with Magnolia. And Boogie Nights at least got nominated for Burt Reynolds. Honestly, Boogie Night has held up incredibly wells and is so gorgeous. It's one my all time favorite films.
Also should add that PT Anderson... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:07:50 PM
was fucking pissed when he didn't win for Screenplay. He's a sore loser, and I guess it's justifiable when you make great movies in the same year as another great movie, and you feel kind of cheated. He's going to be pissed I'm sure if he loses out on the major TWBB awards. I'm not saying he's a bad guy, he just really wants to win, which I think is fair.
Why does everyone have a Dracula hairstyle?! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:08:16 PM
Dracula was so 1930
Go Juno! by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:10:30 PM

No Country was Virgin Tight by shartron	Feb 24th, 2008 06:10:48 PM
TWBB is great except for Dano overacting just a wee bit. I'm watching Michael Clayton tomorrow. Heard it is right up there.
You what it's a shame wasn't nominated?... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:11:02 PM
Zodiac. I would have been completely fine if won Best Picture/Director/Screenplay.
The Rock is there.... by J-Dizzle	Feb 24th, 2008 06:11:48 PM
... BECAUSE HE IS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION. THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCK'S FANS CRIED OUT FOR THE ROCK TO BE AT THE OSCARS! SO THE ACADEMY CALLED THE GREAT ONE TO BE A PRESENTER! THAT'S WHY THE ROCK IS AT THE OSCARS! SO HARRY, PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT YOU JABRONI! AND IF YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT, THEN THE ROCK IS GONNA TAKE THAT OSCAR, SHINE IT UP REAL GOOD, TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS, AND SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS! IF YOU SMELLL-LA-LA-LA-LA..... WHAT THE ROCK.... IS COOKIN!
THERE WILL BE MICHAEL CLAYTON!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:12:10 PM
Owns your face!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII drink YOOOOOUURRRRRRR by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 06:12:44 PM
URINE
JUNO WINNING BEST PICTURE = NIPPLES ON BATMAN by J-Dizzle	Feb 24th, 2008 06:13:07 PM
Its True! Its True!
Norbit was not a bad film... by ZoeFan	Feb 24th, 2008 06:13:11 PM
It was atrocious. It won a bunch of Razzies, has a 3.6 IMDB rating and was one of the worst rated films by RottenTomatoes.com. Who are you kidding?
Oscar talkback! by sith_rising	Feb 24th, 2008 06:13:39 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year! I'll be here refreshing for the next 5 hours.
Juno/Zodiac by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:13:58 PM
Juno was nominated for Best Picture yet Zodiac wasn't? WTF?
Jessica Alba = HOT. by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:14:34 PM
TIA.
Ingmar Bergman by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:15:53 PM
better get some respect.
Zodiac got screwed because... by ZoeFan	Feb 24th, 2008 06:16:54 PM
People forgot about it as it came out last March. The same screwjob happened to a more deserving film a few years ago. Oh, that film was Cinderella Man.
I knew PTA was nominated for screenplay before by leobloom	Feb 24th, 2008 06:17:18 PM
but I think this is his first director nom. Anyway, TWBB was good, but I just don't think it's the flawless masterpiece some of its fans claim. I was really put off by that final jump in time---where HW goes from being a young boy to being a married adult. Just felt like it was a significant gap that should have been accounted for.
Good Burger!!!! by KazamaSmokers	Feb 24th, 2008 06:17:25 PM
Best Picture!
Busey! by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:18:32 PM
Hassling Seacrest...what a legend. Utah, get me two!!!
zodiac... by Dr_Ian_Malcolm	Feb 24th, 2008 06:18:38 PM
...was weak. that is all.
Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood by Mattyboy122	Feb 24th, 2008 06:20:14 PM
= John Huston impersonation. Should've won for 'Gangs,' but they'll give it to him this year. There Will Be Blood is massively overrated and DOES fall apart at the end (although it wasn't held together too well up until then). That is all.
DanielKurland regarding TWBB by MontyPigeon	Feb 24th, 2008 06:20:22 PM
It's a matter of personal taste. The ending didn't mach up what was brewing for me. The film is very well made and oozed the word Epic, some of the shots were out of this world. I did get the ending and how Plainview and Eli were not much different. Both conning the townsfolk with seperate different reasons. NCFOM just blew me away especially every time Bardem was on screen. The tension for me during the film was on par with anything I've even seen. Then as kwisatzhaderach mentioned, comes that final part and the audience become seperated into the love it or hate it groups. If it goes to Atonement or Juno then it's a mockery.
GARY BUSEY OWNS GARNER!!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:21:55 PM
Big sloppy kiss.
Monty by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:22:42 PM
It is the 10th anniversary of Titanic winning - the Academy loves a mockery! :)
THERE WILL BE ANTONMENTE!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:22:52 PM
I can't spell. Sorry.
Day Lewis by Fineus Fog	Feb 24th, 2008 06:23:20 PM
will drink all your milkshakes bitches
Atonement's momentum dropped like the sub-prime housing market by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:24:14 PM
I really think the writers' strike damaged their chances as they were poised to sweep the Golden Globes, then everything went to hell with the show being canceled. They were an afterthought the day Knightley got jobbed out of a lead actress nomination.
"You've set such an amazing brand,with Hannah Montana..." by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:24:28 PM
Why the fuck is Seacrest talking about this?
Ahem... by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:26:52 PM
At considerable risk, the Academy got it right in 1997. At least when it came to everything but best actress. Winslet should have won, but the voters were nationalistic that year and didn't want the award to go to a Brit, as Helen Hunt was the only U.S. nominee of the 5.
RYAN SEACREST WILL BE BLOOD by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:27:04 PM
Co Starring Gary Busey.
ROFL! GEORGE PENNACHIO FUCKED UP! by J-Dizzle	Feb 24th, 2008 06:27:37 PM

And why the fuck is Miley fucking Cyrus even THERE? by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:27:41 PM
Seacrest and her, OUTTA HERE. Poseurs.
Oh, and Microsoft is pulling the plug on selling HD-DVD players by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:28:44 PM
for the Xbox 360. Temp detour into offtopic-ville.
Seacrest and Roulette.... by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 06:29:37 PM
ALMOST makes me miss Joan Rivers. almost...
Pennsy.. by ZoeFan	Feb 24th, 2008 06:30:17 PM
That's funny. I LOVE when people go off topic :)
kwisatzhaderach, I'm a bit worried. by MontyPigeon	Feb 24th, 2008 06:30:27 PM
Juno is up there for a reason. Many better films have come out than Juno this year, so it has a lot of votes.
Hannah is there because she needs to be corrupted by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:31:15 PM
CORRUPT HER!!
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PICTURE GOES TO.... by Fineus Fog	Feb 24th, 2008 06:32:05 PM
Not fucking Juno ----- honest to blog (who writes that shit - oh wait an ex crack whore does) If that pile of shit wins I will personally get on a plane and hunt down the academy with a sharpened soup spoon
How 'bout we pass the hat, raise some $ by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 06:32:07 PM
and pay Busey to drag Seacrust outta there by his ankles? I'll put in a fiver
Honestly, all the best pictures nominees kinda sucked. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:33:44 PM
Didn't see one of them.
Stupid Questions Continue by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 06:33:55 PM
Can you explain why you are asking such stupid questions, how does it feel? Really?
Titanic's near-sweep, BTW still remains the highest-rated by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:34:00 PM
Oscars in the past 20 years (55.2 million viewers. Don't think it'll even come close to that, as there is a serious disconnect between the Oscar voters and the public, popularity-wise this time around.
Seacrest offending Alba... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:34:58 PM
Nobody likes him.
Is it wrong that I'd like to buy Jennifer Garner a milkshake, by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:35:34 PM
Then drink it up?
Rupert Murdoch sucks cock. by King_Knut	Feb 24th, 2008 06:36:01 PM
Anyone know how I can watch the telecast online if I'm not in the US?
Skywalker you've shown yourself to have the shittiest taste by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Feb 24th, 2008 06:36:07 PM
Countless times on this site.
OMG IT'S JABBA THE HUTT! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:36:58 PM
Oops, it's just Jennifer Hudson.
Going back to SNL last night.... by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 06:37:14 PM
"What's the bitch talkin' about?" Someone please shoot Seacrest
GUY LIKES HOSTEL!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:37:52 PM
And all the SAW movies!!!
Seacrest by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:40:16 PM
just took the piss out of Cotillard's French accent. What an asshole.
Harrison Ford is on Barbara Walters by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 06:41:04 PM
Literally. He's riding her bareback and she's moaning like a banshee and passionately yelling obscenities in Yiddish while he pounds her overhanging vage back into place.
Tilda Firebox by Spiny Norman	Feb 24th, 2008 06:41:11 PM
Ya think the curtains match the drapes?
hannah montana by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 06:41:17 PM
At least Miley Cyrus looked a little excited to be there. Too many of these celebs look like it's a big pain in the ass to get fawned over for a few hours. And, btw, that whole "I'm just a nerd" schtick that Diablo Cody likes to peddle needs to stop. She's a good looking girl (most nerdy girls aren't that pretty) who sure isn't adverse to the attention. HONEST TO BLOG!
geez, he mocks her french accent by chromedome	Feb 24th, 2008 06:41:54 PM
no need to invent a new epithet for him, though: "Seacrest" will go down as the most foul thing one person can call another... "you effin seacrester!" see, it works
F Juno, THERE BETTER BE BLOOD by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 06:42:12 PM
not like awards really matter, but bsides NCFOM it was far away the greatest film this year. DDL owns the method. Again, where u at Tarantino? PTA showed your ass up, so get behind a camera and do something NEW!
oh hell Bobo_Vision by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 06:42:20 PM
I really didn't need to read that... I think I need therapy now...
Monty by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:42:46 PM
If No Country and Blood cancel each other out Juno could get it. Remember this is the organisation that gave Chicago the Oscar.
Seacrest is awkward as hell. by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 06:43:21 PM
to Jessica Alba- "So will you be breastfeeding your baby?"
whats with.... by phalaughul	Feb 24th, 2008 06:43:22 PM
james mcavoy and eating children?
Everyone likes teen pregnancy. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:43:42 PM
Ah Juno.
Grizzly Mortenson by Spiny Norman	Feb 24th, 2008 06:45:14 PM

Second the motion that INGMAR BERGMAN better get some love. by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 06:46:05 PM
One of the greatest film artists to ever live. A pompous awards show like the Oscars is like the antithesis of his work however, Bergman owns the art of Cinema.
Jessica, may I drink your milkshake? by shartron	Feb 24th, 2008 06:46:14 PM
Seacrest is terrible and classless. At least this keeps Alba out of theaters for a while.
J-Hud- Very Doable by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 06:46:55 PM

I love AICN, Everyone hates everything except by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:46:57 PM
for shit like Blade Runner.
TWBB is OVERRATED!!!!!!! by BMacSmith	Feb 24th, 2008 06:48:31 PM
last last scene with Lewis and the Preacher guy was just fucking goofy. terrible overacting, and this coming from a fan of Lewis.
wilsonfisk by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:48:35 PM
Amen brother.
Indiana Jones still has his earring in by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:51:32 PM
It's a crazy world...
Haha, second person to fucking yell at Seacrest... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 06:52:13 PM
and he pretends he doesn't know what it's about.
did Harrison Ford have a stroke or something? by BMacSmith	Feb 24th, 2008 06:52:48 PM

If Juno wins, will the explosion of emotion equal this Oscar TB? by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 06:53:23 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node /22638 ;)
Katherien Heigl plays with her make-up... by Fa Fa Fooey	Feb 24th, 2008 06:54:22 PM
She must, 'cause it's all over her face.
I'd forgotten all about Crash by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 06:58:18 PM
What a terrible, terrible movie. I mean really terrible.
Its funny how/when these silly media outlets talk about TWBB by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 07:02:36 PM
a film so over their stupid collective heads, deeply atypical hollywood fare that makes them nervous
Actually just watched Crash today by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 07:02:43 PM
wasn't so much terrible as... blah. Lots of blah.
I'd like to join Harry by chewyou812	Feb 24th, 2008 07:03:04 PM
in the puppy killing should there be a Norbit victory.
Regis LIVES!!! by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:04:05 PM
I'm happy now. Oh Clooney - nice Batman and Robin comment.
Daniel Day Lewis Wins best actor!!!!!!!!!!!! by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:05:47 PM
His speech was awesome! Made me laugh. I'm just practicing for when he does win. It's a shoe in.
Boo to all the fluff. Get on with it! by JohnnyS2	Feb 24th, 2008 07:05:59 PM
BTW, what's Travolta doing there? Only nominees should get mic time.
jesus by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 07:06:38 PM
Anybody else watching the coverage on Sky Movies? Four airheads talking absolute shit.
BATMAN AND ROBIN by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:06:40 PM
Clooney said that was a great performance! Gotta love it!
Linney looks great... by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:07:21 PM
Travolta was sporting his new Harry Osborn hair!
Norbit was RANCID... by ZoeFan	Feb 24th, 2008 07:07:54 PM
but it was nominated for a reason. The question is will the people that vote against it because of how bad the film was vs. the amazing make-up.
I haven't seen a single movie nominated by Itchy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:08:01 PM
Not one. First time ever. And frankly, my life still feels complete. I haven't felt emotionally invested in an Oscars broadcast since Return of the King kicked ass down the red carpet.
Regis-Clueless. All these twits are. NCFOM and TWBB shits on th by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 07:08:19 PM
Silly ass questions.
Seeing the clips from NCFOM... by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:09:16 PM
are reminding me how truly awesome that film was. I hope it cleans up tonight.
Only part of Oscars I care about tonight by Itchy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:09:22 PM
the death montage. I love that.
Sarah Polley and Julie Christie...ugh by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:10:17 PM
carrying around the Canadian flag ranting about closing Gitmo...lol.
are they actually started yet? by Fineus Fog	Feb 24th, 2008 07:11:12 PM
I cant see the telecast unless I pay for it - fuck that
So excited... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:12:33 PM
If Daniel Day-Lewis doesn't win, I may throw my TV out of the window. I truly felt transported to the early 1900s watching him...it was the most convincing and haunting performance I think i've ever seen.
Mickey Rooney looks great for 150 by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:12:48 PM

Saw Juno - Loved it. by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:01 PM
Yeah Jeniffer Gardner!!!
TomBodet - I've got Clayton and American Gangster by Itchy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:22 PM
on DVD. Just haven't watched them yet. Picked them up this week but drank too much wine on Friday and fell asleep before I could watch it. I'm sure I'll like it but truth be told, I hate watching "lawyer" movies ... Hard to watch what you do for a living for "entertainment".
WTF with that Jello ad? by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:33 PM
Eat dulce and attract a douchebag. Seriously. That douche made me angry just looking at him. Anyway, back to Jeniffer Garner's cute sincerity. And tight black dress.
Every year, Travolta's head gets bigger by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:38 PM
In a few more years, he's gonna be a float in the Macy's parade.
I'm back to wanting to fuck Jennifer Garner by Itchy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:46 PM
Mark it down.
Jennifer Garner's Breasts are suffocating! by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:52 PM

The Oscars look amazing on my Sharp Aquos 37" 1080p by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:13:54 PM
Well the red carpet I mean. Regis looks even older
Still never saw NCFOM by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:14:03 PM
Just never got around to seeing it, but I still want it to win. I've kinda given up hope that TWBB would win, but who knows...
Skywalker: How do you know the best pics suck by leobloom	Feb 24th, 2008 07:14:36 PM
if you didnt see any of them? What a perfectly moronic comment.
Travolta by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:14:45 PM
Just stop trying....we know your bald
What sucks is that Roy Scheider by I Dunno	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:06 PM
will probably just get a second during the death montage and that idiot who ODd on Tylenol will probably get a tribute.
DDL is amazing by Itchy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:13 PM
I watched Gangs of New York for the first time about two years ago on a Saturday afternoon and was just enthralled. The guy is astounding. And I like the fact he's a total recluse that just basically wants to hang out in rural Ireland and drink pints at the local pub rather than hang out in Hollywood and rub dicks with all the doucheburgers there.
DANIEL! DANIEL! DANIEL! by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:15 PM

Michael Clayton.... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:45 PM
was good but not the best picture. But that ending scene was SO damn slick.
Go away Cameron, you hack! by JohnnyS2	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:49 PM
Ugh
Cameron Diaz looking as old as ever by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:59 PM
gone is that beautiful golden face she had in the mask
Cameron Diaz/ Vanilla Sky...so underrated by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:16:01 PM

Skin i loved Vanilla Sky. A real trippy movie by Orionsangels	Feb 24th, 2008 07:16:30 PM

I like that too, Itchy by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:16:32 PM
Rural pubs 4 life!
leobloom: skywalker prefers to make comments by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:17:37 PM
without the benefit of knowledge. It's his trademark.
Regis by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:17:55 PM
is the most annoying dude ever....
Regis is interviewing an apple core? by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:18:06 PM

If James doesn't bang that other chick by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:18:30 PM
By the end of the night, I will be very disappointed. VERY DISAPPOINTED, JAMES!
Choleras Ghost by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:19:07 PM
haha Go JAMES!
Amen 'Cholera's Ghost, lol by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 07:20:05 PM

I had to to a doubletake on Jennifer Garner... by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:22:27 PM
It didn't look like her for a minute. So used to seeing her with longer hair.
Page is hot. by JohnnyS2	Feb 24th, 2008 07:22:49 PM
Wowza
Hey Ellen Page... by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:23:10 PM
SILENCIO OLD MAN!
Why is Garner there? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:23:39 PM
Uh, Elktra anyone?
Ellen Page with no date? by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:24:17 PM
Looks like the lesbian rumor is true.
I'd love to read by Juggernaut125	Feb 24th, 2008 07:24:40 PM
Harry's Oscar play by play while Yoko starts flipping channels on him... "There's Ellen Page looking lovely and demure while the CSI crew are working on solving the mystery of the dead hooker. And it looks like the Lakers are making a full court press against Regis and his interview with some nobodies who stood in line since before the writer's strike..."
Regis hahaha by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:25:17 PM
"When you make a MOOVEEEE, ..." What an annoying asshole
Live on the internet by Kirbymanly	Feb 24th, 2008 07:25:30 PM
I'm stuck at work. Anyone know where I can watch the show online? Can't seem to find anything
YOU GUYS ARE SO MONEY by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:25:31 PM
soooo money!
4:15 seconds and counting. by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:25:52 PM
Almost there.
Garner's there for "Juno." by Christopher3	Feb 24th, 2008 07:25:56 PM
Honest to blog.
I SUPPORT THE FORMER SUPERSPY ON THIS ONE. by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:26:08 PM
No Ben Affleck, though?
Is Tailhook here? Remember your post below? by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:26:26 PM
Hoping to rub this in your face...in a good natured, kidding sort of way of course. Go Joel and Ethan!! Best Picture?!?! by tailhook Nov 23rd, 2007 11:19:03 PM Wow.. lay it on reaaaaaaal thick. Why not go whole hog and claim it should be on the top 10 AFI 100 movies list? Sheesh. The only shot at an academy award this movie has is for Javiar Bardem for best supporting. As per it 'matching' the ending of the (bestselling)book.. books are books, movies are movies. Something which may work in the written medium simply doesn't translate well at all in the visual. This is one of those times and any competant director would have known that and the Coens damn well should have. Lets do The Coen Idiocy with other movies shall we? Reservoir Dogs.. cut the ending and a couple beat cops show up and discover three guys dead.. add 5 minutes of reminisicing about how bad their life is and then cut to black. Unforgiven... no bar scene.. simply show the perspective of a townsfolk who looks over.. hears a shotgun blast, and sees Clint bailing out of the bar at the end screaming to give Ned a proper burial. We don't need to see none of that bar stuff... we can figure out what happened. Kill Bill... cut The House of the Blue Leaves scene.. have the last of the eighty-eight who had accidentally been in the bathroom at the time come out and discover the carnage. We don't need to show that... we can interpolate and figure out Bad Shit Happened. Oh.. and the guy took off his mask so can't you UNDERSTAND THE SCENE just by looking at his shocked face? OMG IS IT NOT ARTSY-FARTSY ENOUGH NOW? Liberal Pot Head Media Arts professors will assign this shit for unexpecting students to watch and 'analyze' every year! Doesn't that make it the bestest movie ever? ALL SETUP. NO CLIMAX. BLUE BALLS IS THE NEW ART. THE PURPLER THE BETTER. At least I have solace in the fact that it will only be about a month until There Will Be Blood comes out.
Oh god, the fake presenters by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:00 PM
Bill Conti ^^
Ruby Dee swiped Garner's Best Supporting Actress nomination by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:20 PM
The Oscars' answer to Ellen Burstyn being nominated for an Emmy in a miniseries which she appeared for 14 seconds in.
XAVIER!!!! BORDEM!!! by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:46 PM
WTF REGIS!
Kind of like an episode of "This Is Your Life", isn't it? by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:47 PM

Xavier Bardem by Canada's King	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:49 PM
Glad he showed up
Busey vs Daniel-Day Lewis by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:49 PM
There will be drinks!
Xavier Bardem... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:52 PM
Ha. Nicholson is also fucking loaded.
Xavier Bardem?! by Thrillho77	Feb 24th, 2008 07:27:57 PM
That's EVEN scarrier
"My man X-avier Bardem is here" by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:28:20 PM
Regis is trying to get killed.
Wheel out Nicholson! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:28:23 PM
He's there every year.
I heard they had to make the red carpet by Thrillho77	Feb 24th, 2008 07:28:52 PM
wider than usual tonight....for Viggo's BAAAAALLLLLLLS!!!
Hillary THE TEETH Swank... by Fa Fa Fooey	Feb 24th, 2008 07:28:52 PM
Yo Bugs, file those things down for once.
Shit, I missed it... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:28:54 PM
He really said that??? ROFL
Jack's on his front row seat again by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:29:11 PM
!
Excalibur Bum Bum by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:29:19 PM

Geez... by Greenleaf1	Feb 24th, 2008 07:29:31 PM
I see him call him Xavier, i come here to post it and like 6 people already did it for me. I love the Oscars.
Got into a car accident after seein TWWB... by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 07:29:41 PM
for the second time on Thursday. I was high on life, by my self, doing the Planview voice to myself, "Ladies and Gentlemen...This is my son and my partner, HW...I DRINK..." Next thing i know, im merging onto the highway, and smack, i hit a fucking car and avoided getting maimed by a Dodge Ram by centimeters. crazy fucking shit.
let it die Clooney by gregmss	Feb 24th, 2008 07:29:47 PM
Why does Clooney always have to bring up Batman and Robin?!?! Yes we get it, it suked, for god sake, we had to sit through it, now please just let it die.
Here we go... by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:30:26 PM

ANG LEE's HULK! by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 07:31:02 PM

Opening drive scene b.s. by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:31:04 PM
this shit looks terrible...spend some money ABC
I like this... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:31:20 PM
Clever opening, but Godzilla!?!? Wtf
It is fuckin on people by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:31:37 PM
Woooooooo! Ric Falir style!
VADER vs SPARTACUS!!!!! by George Newman	Feb 24th, 2008 07:31:59 PM
great
NEEDS CLOVERFIELD MONSTER. AND GIANT ROBOTS. by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:32:15 PM

Was that Ben-Hur vs Darth Vader? by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:32:35 PM
There's a prequel I'd like to see.
Hell yes, KONG !! by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:32:51 PM
KONG!!
Stewart comes out of crazy mario bros pipe by wilsonfisk89	Feb 24th, 2008 07:32:53 PM
cheesy set
intro right from the 80's by Jugdish	Feb 24th, 2008 07:33:00 PM
cause its the 80th anniv?
I SAW IT ! IT WAS A LION! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:33:06 PM
Oh, it's just Jon Stewart.
by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:33:51 PM
Hilarious sponsors, go hybrid!
I saw It! It's a LION! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:34:03 PM
Oh, it's just Jon Stewart.
why all the JUNO hate? by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:34:17 PM
when it came out all you fucks were creaming your jeans for it, now that it's nominated, everyone's sayin shit like "nipples on batman" and it's kinda pissing me off. the movie is great, i agree it probably won't or shouldn't win best picture, but it certainly deserved the love it's gotten.
wilsonfisk89 so I'm not the only one who gets high off TWBB by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Feb 24th, 2008 07:34:42 PM
That's good to know. What a fucking movie.
by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:35:08 PM
Love me some Jon Stewart
Opening Intro by Gungan Slayer	Feb 24th, 2008 07:35:17 PM
I thought the opening intro was pretty badass
Tommy Lee Jones is NOT amused by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:35:59 PM

Tommy Lee Jones.. by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:36:00 PM
Does not like Jon Stewart...
DDL has Debbie Gibson's 1985 earrings by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:36:13 PM
This show is straight out of the 80s...
Stewart by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:36:22 PM
Half the reason I'm watching this. Other half because of No Country, etc.
Look at Ellen Page's rack! by I Dunno	Feb 24th, 2008 07:36:37 PM
Are those real?
Norbit by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:37:18 PM
haha like 4 people clapped for Norbit
Is that Clooney's half-asian daughter? by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:37:52 PM
It's good to be the King and I...
Diablo Cody... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:38:38 PM
Is hot. THat is all.
Dieter: Your set-up has become tiresome, Mr. Stewart! by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:38:49 PM

Porn star name by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:39:15 PM
Mine's Buster Hollandale
Shot at John McCain... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:39:19 PM
Nice.
Wow. He's bombing huge. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:39:22 PM
Zzzz
PUSH UP BRA MY FRIEND by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:39:41 PM
PUSH UP BRA
Just so Dennis knows where he is by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:39:44 PM
smack
cool Norbit gag by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 07:40:08 PM
nice one
How we would know it's the future! by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:40:53 PM
LOL
Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:40:56 PM
They are going to the champagne room of the Pimp Club later.
Thanks for making dumbshits think Barack is a Muslim. Shit. by Canada's King	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:21 PM
As if that joke hadn't run it's course a year ago.
gaydolf titler... by vaudeville villain	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:21 PM
so many good ideas... doomed by the mustache.
Gaydolf Titler... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:30 PM
Awesome. But yeah, monologue coulda been slightly better.
Deep down inside by Juggernaut125	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:34 PM
I'm betting Jon wishes he didn't go with the Titler joke.
John Stewart by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:34 PM
laughs too much at his own jokes. but he was pretty funny.
gaydolf titler by MeshGearFoxx	Feb 24th, 2008 07:41:45 PM
apparently the oscar writers are still on strike
i like stewart by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:42:14 PM
so fuck you haters
Glad to see the writers are back by The_Squid	Feb 24th, 2008 07:42:42 PM
writing all the terrible dialogue presenters have to say.
la vie en rose by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:43:19 PM
we got a lingerie shop where i live called that. btw, garner looks effin good
I prefer the Silver Age: Elizabeth by Juggernaut125	Feb 24th, 2008 07:43:58 PM
Her powers were more awesome and yet somehow more believable in the restart.
thats a man baby by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:44:01 PM
arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhh h
This is where the show gets boring by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:44:23 PM
Zzzzzz
Costume winner = Diablo Cody at 65 by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:44:28 PM
Be afraid.
It never goes to commercial that quick.. by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:44:45 PM
And don't they always do Supporting Actor first?
fuck tommy lee jones by andrew1911uk	Feb 24th, 2008 07:45:01 PM
fuck him in his leathery waxwork ear
Wesley Pipes by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:45:44 PM
Where's Chapelle?
I thought Stewart did a solid job in the opening by Nortimus	Feb 24th, 2008 07:46:00 PM
But I'm a Stewart mark, so what do I know?
memento108 by Gungan Slayer	Feb 24th, 2008 07:46:14 PM
yeah, i thought supporting actor was usually first. OMG COSTUMES! yeah!
Tommy Lee by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:46:44 PM
Eckhart will own Jones' Two-Face.
Damn, Stewart, that was REALLY bad by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:46:49 PM
Who wrote that awful monologue? Shit.
lay off the political humour stewert by Jett	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:11 PM
this isn't the daily show..he mentioned the election more then movies, shame on him
The line by Juggernaut125	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:23 PM
"To often the Academy ignores movies that aren't good." made me laugh very very loud. :)
Best Costume by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:24 PM
That chick came down from the cheap seats man
260 posts and counting... by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:53 PM
Curious what the total will be by the time they announce Best Pic
my dad is the same age as the oscars by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:55 PM
freaky
No Country for Old Men by Campion	Feb 24th, 2008 07:47:57 PM
starring John McCain.. The joke must be made!
ET by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:48:21 PM
BITCHES!!
Oscar - the clip show. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 07:48:25 PM

One award gets handed out... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:48:32 PM
And a montage? Yeah...this thing is going past midnight..
Harrison Ford and Sarek the Vulcan = separated at birth by FluffyUnbound	Feb 24th, 2008 07:48:57 PM
Someone really needs to get Ford into a Star Fleet ambassador's uniform ASAP.
The joke gaydolf titler by MontyPigeon	Feb 24th, 2008 07:49:07 PM
The writer obviously decided to start a crack habit during his strike time or they wrote Norbit. Which would mean he was already on crack.
UMA! by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:49:33 PM

This just makes me miss the hollywood by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 07:49:52 PM
that had a hell of a lot more talent.
#1 reason AMPAS picked Stewart: his liberal bias by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 07:50:16 PM

hattie mcdaniel was told to cry by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:50:32 PM
they shouldnt have shown that clip
by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:50:54 PM
go away Celine Deon or however you spell it
Kermit was there by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:50:59 PM
Kermit!
i thought that song was dead and buried twelve years ago by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:51:06 PM
excude me while i dab the blood out of my ears. fuck
Historical montage by Gungan Slayer	Feb 24th, 2008 07:51:12 PM
i love these things. so awesome
"I love new media" by Nortimus	Feb 24th, 2008 07:51:41 PM
"To really appreciate it, you have to see it in the wide screen." Awesome!
Nice shot at that technology, Stewart by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:52:03 PM
Movies on iPod-sized things = Epic Fail
iphone joke by MeshGearFoxx	Feb 24th, 2008 07:52:04 PM
oscar writers are still on strike. lame
ok, that was pretty brilliant by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 07:52:35 PM
gotta see it in widescreen
THERE WILL BE LIBERAL BIAS by uss cygnus	Feb 24th, 2008 07:52:44 PM
And hatred of our troops.
Did he just say Shit? by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 07:53:03 PM
Wow, sweet.
SHIT! by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:53:27 PM
CARRELL!
Carell did this same gag... by DanielKurland	Feb 24th, 2008 07:53:28 PM
at the Kennedy Center Awards for Scorsese. Still funny though, I guess.
"Is this being shown in Belgium?" by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:53:35 PM
Hilarious
Set looks like a condom testing machine by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:12 PM
Tubes going up and down over shafts. What's the intended concept there?
This show is funny so far.. by skoobyx	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:15 PM
I love the Oscars still. One of the things they haven't totally ruined yet.
Really? by Shatner_Wins_An_Oscar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:30 PM
Surf's Up?
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE D by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:37 PM
THE RAT BITCHES!
FUCK YEAH, Brad Bird wins aGAIN!!! by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:54 PM
Incredibles 2 NOW, DAMMIT!!!
yea for brad by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:58 PM
good for him....make iron giant 2
They should have a montage or previous montages... by skoobyx	Feb 24th, 2008 07:55:21 PM
Here's a look at some of the looks back over the years....
Brad Bird by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:55:27 PM
Nice Combover, and stop talking
Why does George Clooney bob his head so much? by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:55:50 PM
he even did it before speaking a word in his intro to the montage. Must be an acting tic or something
Ratatooty wasn't even that good. by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:04 PM
Not like there was any competition. Wow you beat Surfs up and some weird black and white thing. Big deal.
FUCK YES BRAD BIRD IS GOD by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:08 PM
Well deserved, best soundtrack best film
uss cygnus by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:16 PM
all wingnuts must die...
Brad's wife is hot by Bobo_Vision	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:27 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of the Dave Chappelle wrap-it-up sketch.
Dreamworks, take notes, dickheads by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:32 PM
Maybe you can win an oscar for a well made animated film someday.
Brad Bird must have had a HUNGOVER by BadWaldo s Revenge	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:41 PM
...look at his bagged eyes. Got punch-drunked and crashed into the love sofa last night?
by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:42 PM
Damn Heigl is nervous
Heigl's going to puke on the mic by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:57:02 PM
I've seen high school freshmen with better public speaking skills.
---the fuck?!? by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 07:57:11 PM
heigl's shakey voice? was that for real? why get her to do it if she's uncomfortable? also "is this being shown in belgium?" was kinda funny
What's more awkward: by Canada's King	Feb 24th, 2008 07:57:43 PM
The fact that Norbit was nominated or Katherine Heigl existing on that stage under her makeup?
Heigl is nervous... by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 07:57:51 PM
because she's probably gone 5 minutes without a cigarette.
rainbowtrout, that's his trademark move by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:03 PM
He bobbles his head and does that stupid smirk all the time. Bitches apparently eat it up. Me, I see right through his transparent personality.
only a french guy would have hair like that by Jett	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:09 PM
i wonder how much moose he used
Heigl's ridiculously hot by Nortimus	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:17 PM
All nervousness on the stage is instantly forgiven.
I'm surprised technicals have so few noms. by Zephyr1988	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:17 PM
Just saying...
Heigl not as juggtacular by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:22 PM
As a year or two ago. If only she would realize if she let 'em out a little more no one would care what she said. Just sayin'.
i'm sorry, but jack sparrow looks by vaudeville villain	Feb 24th, 2008 07:58:25 PM
exactly like Depp with dreads and a goatee. not exactly a spectacular transformation.
Dino Autopsy is on National Geographic HD by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:04 PM
I am so there
Clooney by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:21 PM
His bobble so funny in B&R "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman."
Yes, LA VIE EN ROSE won the deserved makeup Oscar... by BadWaldo s Revenge	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:21 PM
...it means that French actress is sure to WIN! Congratulations! Least Academy award members paid attention to a subtitled foreign film.
Cotillard is already crying by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:31 PM
If she wins Best Actress, prepare for waterworks that will drown everyone in the first 5 rows.
vaudeville villain: don't forget the eye shadow! by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:51 PM
The eye shadow is key for today's glam pirate
Oh God... by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 07:59:54 PM
Only a half hour in and we're already being subjected to the songs? Fuck me..
My Predictions... by skoobyx	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:19 PM
No one else is going to do this? It'll be fun. BEST ACTOR Daniel Day Lewis (shoe in) SUPPORTING ACTOR Javier Bardem ACTRESS Ellen Page - the biggest breakthrough. Cate's already won and Luara Linney's cursed. SUPPORTING ACTRESS Saoirse Ronan DIRECTOR The Coens BEST PICTURE There Will Be Blood - Tough call but its my gut feeling Comments?
amy adams is just too fucking cute by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:21 PM
im getting a sugar overdose...and we already know that menken is gonna win this award...just give it to him already
amy adams is just too fucking cute by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:25 PM
im getting a sugar overdose...and we already know that menken is gonna win this award...just give it to him already
I WOULD DIP HER IN HONEY AND LICK EVERY INCH OF HER BODY by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:28 PM

by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:35 PM
Amy Adams is amazing
I want animals cleaning up the stage, dammit! by Zephyr1988	Feb 24th, 2008 08:00:45 PM
Amy Adams seems so lonely up there.
AMY ADAMS! by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 08:01:11 PM
GOT ROBBED!
amy adams looks fuck-a-licious by Jett	Feb 24th, 2008 08:01:11 PM
defenite rapage factor of 10
Happy Working HD by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:01:24 PM
God damn her veins on her arms are bad
I needed that song today. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 24th, 2008 08:01:27 PM
Housecleaning. It has to be done at least once a year. Actually if that song was playing I would kill myself.
Won't bust Adams' chops but... by JohnnyS2	Feb 24th, 2008 08:02:22 PM
She should be more animated up there.
Hadrosaurs! Wait, they evolved into a spacefaring race! by chrth	Feb 24th, 2008 08:02:47 PM
Star Trek: Voyager wouldn't lie to me, would they?
by Bruce Thomas Wayne	Feb 24th, 2008 08:02:51 PM
Wow Douglas you are a creep
captboulder by bacci40	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:04 PM
im waiting for the rip part...i love watching dead people
i'm married to catherin zeta-jones by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:11 PM
will you sleep with me?
I would dip my head in oil by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:17 PM
and rub it all over her body Ghandi style.
Ok, i'll bite by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:34 PM
Picture- No Country (even though i'd rather have TWBB win, I just don't think it's happening) Actor- Daniel Day-Lewis...if he doesn't it'll be a bigger outrage than Shakespeare In Love beating Saving Private Ryan. Actress- Didn't really see any of them, but I like Laura Linney Supporting Actor- Still didn't see NCFOM but Bardem rules.. Supporting Actress- Blanchett
Cha Cha now Ya'll by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:37 PM
Come on!
Empty stage indeed by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:38 PM
But how often is an Academy performance sung without a false note! NOT OFTEN INDEED.
Great lip-synch job there, Adams! Real authentic!! by TallBoy66	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:44 PM
Go Once or this whole category is a sham.
Happy Working wtf? by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:54 PM
So, why was that nominated? I mean the movie was decent, but I think it had the Dempsy-factor going for it. Oh, and cash from Disney.
Amy Adams by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 24th, 2008 08:04:00 PM
wow, she wasn't bad.
Busey is still Gold. by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:04 PM
God I wish he woulda slapped the shit outta Seacrest.
You know Ledger's gonna get a huge pop by Han Cholo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:05 PM
when his bit comes on. I bet he's last on the departed reel.
MSNBC blogger's line of the hour... by Pennsy	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:09 PM
"The best thing about Stewart’s monologue is that Marion Cotillard understands none of it."
'Cholera's Ghost, that's not a 'kill yourself' song by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:15 PM
it's a great "kill other people" song.
If "Falling Slowly".... by cpalaw	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:38 PM
Loses to any of the other nominated songs, I'll puke
Wow Amy Can Sing Too? by skoobyx	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:39 PM
She can quit her day job.
Rapage?????? by Massage...Bored	Feb 24th, 2008 08:05:42 PM
Jett, you are going to get your clock cleaned for that one.
That's True Han Cholo by skoobyx	Feb 24th, 2008 08:06:47 PM
I've been wondering how they'll handle it. Like you know he'll be bigger than Brad Renfro for instance but you have to give him more props...
Menken had better not win. by Clonetrooper	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:01 PM
That award belongs to Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova.
THE ROCK BABY! by THE KNIGHT	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:25 PM
YEAAAA
If ya Smeeeeeeellll-Ahhhhh by ToughGuyRizzo	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:34 PM
What that fool is cookin'
The Rock presenting... by Mullah Omar	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:47 PM
..Best Achievement in Eyebrows.
do the people's eyebrow! by Jett	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:54 PM
come on, rednecks everywhere will be angry if you don't
damn, rock... could you be a little more by vaudeville villain	Feb 24th, 2008 08:08:04 PM
wooden while reading?
Yeah, The Rock kicks ass by memento108	Feb 24th, 2008 08:08:16 PM

Oscar: Damn you Michael Bay! by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 08:09:02 PM

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