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YAY! by red_weed	Feb 24th, 2008 05:20:08 AM
That's awesome, I can't wait hahaha. I miss the x-files... when it was good..
looks like fun? by ampersand110	Feb 24th, 2008 05:22:03 AM
How the hell can you tell that by looking at the video, you can barely make out anything at all. I'm an x-files fan and i want this to be good but i felt nothing watching that just now. Now the Never Back Down trailer on the other hand.........
Jones. Stark. Wayne. Mulder. Did I forget anyone? by Sherman_Lives	Feb 24th, 2008 05:22:56 AM
Guess it was a good move not including Kirk on that list for now...
This looks like it's directed by a TV director. by pmlinstrot	Feb 24th, 2008 05:25:44 AM
Oh wait, it is. None of the cinematic vision of the first one.
Wasn't the first one also directed by a TV director? by Sherman_Lives	Feb 24th, 2008 05:34:32 AM
Rob Bowman was right out of TV when he directed XFFTF.
FUCKIN' AY! by EvilGeek1	Feb 24th, 2008 05:38:04 AM

Is that Billy Conolly? by Boba Fat	Feb 24th, 2008 05:39:16 AM

Ya. I'm just curious to see where the werewolves fit in... by EvilGeek1	Feb 24th, 2008 05:41:45 AM

billy conolly sucks as an actor... by billyhitchcock	Feb 24th, 2008 05:42:32 AM
...and is also quite annoying as a stand up!
Chris Carter directing... by pmlinstrot	Feb 24th, 2008 05:42:39 AM
Sherman_Lives: You're right that Bowman was a TV director too, but just look at their credits. Carter has only ever directed X-Files episodes and nothing else.
Seems like there are a couple crazy people in this movie by iamnicksaicnsn	Feb 24th, 2008 05:43:55 AM
gots to check out the IMDB now! Hope it's freakin awesome though... Did look like a more epic version of the show, and kinda hope it's not about werewolves, but i guess the whole alien thing is done.
out of place time-lapse cloud formations will ruin this one by leobloom	Feb 24th, 2008 05:46:38 AM

Fuck yeah by Pipple	Feb 24th, 2008 05:47:20 AM
Not a huge fan but I liked the show and that other show the one with the three guys doing stuff, the lone gunmen.
Did I see Brian Thompson? by photoboy	Feb 24th, 2008 05:50:12 AM
So is this going to be about the government conspiracy, alien invasions, black oil, etc? I thought it was going to be a stand-alone story. But whatever, I'm looking forward to this more than I expected.
Yeah, can't really tell shit from that version... by Tourist	Feb 24th, 2008 05:54:11 AM
...Except, what the fuck is Billy Connolly doing there? I thought at first you were fucking around and it was a parody or something.
by AllieJamison	Feb 24th, 2008 06:23:36 AM
Every trailer should have an audio track of screaming geeks.
Love it. by King_Knut	Feb 24th, 2008 06:34:18 AM
Love the reactions. You almost never get that in muted bloody Blighty. The only time I did was at a screening of Cloverfield a couple of weeks back. No, it wasn't that movie which elicited the response, rather the Rambo trailer that preceded it. A few seconds in and I couldn't hold it in any more, so I had to let out a very loud "YEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!". Pretty soon, the whole audience was lauging, pumping fists and cheering through the rest of the trailer. Loved it.
That looked better than Indy 4!!!!!!!! by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 07:00:19 AM
WOW
The Alien mythology was fantastic until S8/9 by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 07:01:40 AM
Seriously, the first 6 or 7 years of X-Files had mythology as good as LOST
Make sure to take shots at Indy... by runfoodrun	Feb 24th, 2008 07:05:42 AM
whenever you can Mori. Can't believe this article somehow doesn't praise Del Toro, don't you have to fit that in everything somehow
Also... by runfoodrun	Feb 24th, 2008 07:07:03 AM
That looked better than Indy 4? Looks like a good episode, but only that!
X-Files was never a cocktease by Laserhead	Feb 24th, 2008 07:15:04 AM
the mythology through six seasons was fantastic and wrapped up very nicely. And the Indy 4 trailer was seriously underwhelming; a CG Indy swinging on a whip... and that's about it.
To all THIN people... by Dr Gregory House	Feb 24th, 2008 07:16:09 AM
EAT 'something'
I like it. Great. by TomBodet	Feb 24th, 2008 07:17:43 AM
Thanks!
how did they get back from Antartica? by Rupee88	Feb 24th, 2008 07:22:49 AM
That says it all about the first film...just retarded. I'll pass on this one.
Frank Black by Some farts really stink.	Feb 24th, 2008 07:54:26 AM
Anybody else remember Lance Henrickson being all vague when asked if he was going to be in XF2?
Billy Connolly was great in Fido! by Merkee	Feb 24th, 2008 07:56:24 AM
Ah....the lovely story of a boy and his zombie.
Raynard Muldrake is Back!!! by Big Dan	Feb 24th, 2008 08:02:23 AM
just sayin'....
Double YAY! by Yeti	Feb 24th, 2008 08:03:52 AM
Ok I was all "X-files? whatever" before now I'm hyped. God, I'm weak.
Better than Indy 4?? by Dragon Man	Feb 24th, 2008 08:06:21 AM
I realize you have no respect for Harrison Ford anymore, Mori, but to suggest this will somehow be better than Indy is a little much. Like one of the guys above said: X-Files is a cocktease, plain and simple. Indy provides the goods.
That trailer does look pretty gay by OttopartS	Feb 24th, 2008 08:07:25 AM
I mean let's be honest, what does that really depict other than billy connolly finding something in the ice? "It's here! It's here!"..............what? Go back and make the trailer properly.
My First Reaction? by Bill Brasky	Feb 24th, 2008 08:20:30 AM
You guys are a bunch of fucking geeks.
Its All A Big UFO Conspiracy! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 08:29:55 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
So I Guess Retro 90s Is Next, Huh? by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 08:32:49 AM
Hold on for it, cause here it comes! The latest borrowed zeitgeist coming at ya. But wait, didn't retro kick into high gear in the 90s? How can you be retro-retro?! Its impossible! Its like a feedback loop! All of popculture is going to implode! AIEEEE!!! Run for the hills! Invent your own popculture rather than looking backward! The very stability of the multiverse is at stake! HAAAYYYEEEELP!!!
You call that a trailer? by BRUTICUS	Feb 24th, 2008 08:33:26 AM
Seriously? bunch of people walking along an ice plain? Cuts to Mulder for a second? Cuts to Skully? Wow....Who cares?
JEEAH! by Charlie Murphy	Feb 24th, 2008 08:36:24 AM
x-files. so fuckin awesome.
Yeah, a "tease" implies a tantalizing glimpse of something cool by CreasyBear	Feb 24th, 2008 08:41:24 AM
enough to make us demand more. This trailer falls considerably short of that definition. For the record, I was also a big X-Files fan of the first several seasons, and enjoyed the monster-of-the-week episodes better, since they usually had a fun sense of humor as well as the dark foreboding.
IT'S HERE! by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 24th, 2008 08:46:57 AM
the jizz in my pants, that is.
On a more serious note... by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 24th, 2008 08:48:18 AM
I'm sold in that Carter gets the benefit of the doubt, as does Spielberg/Ford on Indy - they didn't have to make these, it's no 'cash-in' cuz they have shloads of money, so they made them with nothing to lose - which, yes, can mean utter slop, but rather is probably going to be uber-surprising and that much more fun....and no one knows shit about this script (that i've seen), so count me in til I'm proved wrong! (for both of 'em)
Was that the Alien Bounty Hunter? by Osmosis Jones	Feb 24th, 2008 08:49:32 AM
Scully's lookin' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
That made me very happy. by PVIII	Feb 24th, 2008 08:56:52 AM
Thanks for this great stuff Quint. Making an old X-files fan feel good.
Did I just see... by Randall Flagg	Feb 24th, 2008 09:35:21 AM
I swear I saw Krycek in there, which I guess confirms that the movie takes place before the end of the series. What I'm wondering though is if this is a stand-alone, non-conspiracy episode, then what are Krycek and ABH doing there?
Doh by Randall Flagg	Feb 24th, 2008 09:35:55 AM
And by episode, I mean movie
Thank you Laserhead by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 09:52:30 AM
Yeah it ticks me off when people whine that X-Files was a constant tease. HELLO? The entire plot ended in Season 6???
Btw where the heck was Krycek and the Bounty Hunter by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 09:53:20 AM
I didn't see them in there, but it'd be COOl tho!!!!!
any chance they will finally finish off the storyline? by BMacSmith	Feb 24th, 2008 09:57:30 AM
its time
Bring back Flukeman. by Christopher3	Feb 24th, 2008 10:01:33 AM
Or Toombs.
your second reaction is spot-on by mansep	Feb 24th, 2008 10:12:48 AM
oooooh!
Ya I wanna see this MORE than Indy by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 10:19:16 AM
Hehe I can't believe I'm saying this... but wow. /action goes to watch "Home" and "Milagro" again.
I am truly excited about this! by Aethyrr	Feb 24th, 2008 10:28:03 AM
Hell, 10 years is a really long time
coughnoonecarescough by tailhook	Feb 24th, 2008 10:28:27 AM

Nobody really dies in the X-Files? by rbatty024	Feb 24th, 2008 10:31:07 AM
Does that mean they'll bring back Agent Pendrell? It was some thing when Pendrell died.
OMG I remember I was floored when Pendrell died by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 10:36:18 AM

tailhook by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 10:38:55 AM
Yeah no ones cares except all the fan s at Wondercon and the fans at AICN.
Jesus Fucking Flipping Christ!!!! by conspiracy	Feb 24th, 2008 10:47:21 AM
Is there anything more obnoxious, and pathetic than a roomful of 20-50 something people who stopped maturing at 13 and whom scream at every millisecond shot of their favorite TV show characters? Was anyone who was there actually get to take in that trailer? You can't hear the dialog and process the images to form a valid opinion of it for all the silly screaming and hooting. Sounds like a bunch of preTeen girls at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Ashok0 by Randall Flagg	Feb 24th, 2008 10:52:48 AM
I believe ABH was standing at the autopsy table looking menacing. What I believe to be Krycek was there at :28 (if you blink you'll miss him) running, but reading Quint's description in the article, he thinks that was Mulder, so ::shrug::
Doh again by Randall Flagg	Feb 24th, 2008 10:53:22 AM
in the article = in the other article
And no..it was as equally bad as the Indy trailer. by conspiracy	Feb 24th, 2008 10:54:59 AM
That said, at least THIS has the excuse of being just a big budget version of an old TV show (low/no expectations of greatness)...and not something being made by two men whom at one time were Giants of Modern Film making.
sculder!!!! and mully!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by duchuvney_post_x	Feb 24th, 2008 10:59:31 AM
seems like forever!! yay!1!!!!!!
"[X-Files] low/no expectations of greatness" by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 11:16:57 AM
k, cuz actually the series was very groundbreaking, and paved the way for shows like Heroes, LOST, BSG, etc. Thanks for your input though.
Oh and conspiracy by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 11:18:55 AM
Since you want to flame X-Files fans and bring up Indy (Btw I love Indiana Jones and Mulder and Scully)... sure, X-Files wasn't pefect, but Temple of Doom really sucked too.
To be more excited about Mulder and Scully than Indy by TheMcflyFarm	Feb 24th, 2008 11:28:38 AM
is to be the biggest retard on the planet.
X-Files in its heyday by Jawa 007	Feb 24th, 2008 11:31:05 AM
was great. Now that all the mythology is out of the way - the flick can do whatever it wants. CAN. NOT. WAIT.
Guys, if you love X-files, check out SUPERNATURAL. by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 11:32:42 AM
Espececially season three. Torrent it, Tube it, or wait for the dvd. It's the best network sci-fi show next to Lost. And captures the spirit of Files perfectly.
If the film is a success... by MichaelM	Feb 24th, 2008 11:35:31 AM
I hope they make a few more and let some of the staff writers take a shot. God, I can only imagine what a Darin Morgan X-Files movie would look like. Though, to give Chris Carter credit, he did write and direct The Post-Modern Prometheus, one of my favorites.
TheMcflyFarm by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 11:36:47 AM
Why?
what about skinny? by LegoKenobi	Feb 24th, 2008 11:45:53 AM
is skinner back, too? please oh please...
YES YES FINALLY! by Evil Hobbit	Feb 24th, 2008 11:59:15 AM
It's back!
I just hope Nichalas Lea is in it by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 11:59:21 AM
Nicholas Lea may be one of the coolest actors to grace the scifi smallscreen.
Supernatural by Prior Walter	Feb 24th, 2008 12:12:12 PM
I downloaded the first two seasons because I heard it was a good show. I actually made it about 10 episodes in before I gave up. It's the kind of show that relies on all of it's charaacters being complete morons in order to tell a story.
i hope its good by Geekgasm	Feb 24th, 2008 12:14:03 PM
i do
See you guys are giving up after the first few episodes. by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 12:15:39 PM
Anyone that watches tv knows it takes awhile for most shows to hit its stride. Midway through season two, and especially season three, it hit its stride.
Indy vs X-files ?? by Rufferto	Feb 24th, 2008 12:18:05 PM
I thought they were the same thing now.
That goes for Mori too. by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 12:18:19 PM
I believe, from his dvd review of the first season, he gave up early on. Also, about the "moron" thing, since it is inspired by the horror genre, their is a level of stupidity that has to come along with it.
Chris Carter by Mr.Slade	Feb 24th, 2008 12:19:07 PM
He is the perfect director for the job, he created the show for christ sake. the last thing this movie needs is some big shot hollywood director coming up with his own ideas of what mulder and scully should be like. So much time has passed that i think carter is the only one who could pick the characters back up again and make us remember why we fell in love with them in first place
XF = The only serial drama not bogged down w love quadrangles by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 12:27:12 PM
Seriously, LOST has its Juliet/Jack/Kate/Saywer love angle going on. BSG has the whole Dee/Apolla/Starbuck/Anders romance quadrangle going on. XF was the one serial drama that refrained from throwing in hokey soap opera subplots to boost ratings. And it's coming back 2008, YEAH!!!!!!
Ashok0 by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 12:31:58 PM
Are you forgetting the Scully -Mulder- Fowley situation?
Shermdawg by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 12:33:44 PM
That was what, 2 episodes out of 201
Ashok0 by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 12:36:33 PM
Temple of Doom didn't suck. Just wanted to help you out there.
kwisatzhaderach by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 12:48:47 PM
Alright... well, what can I say, I really hated Kate Capshaw. Raiders and Last Crusade are 2 of the greatest movies ever though, imo.
2 episodes too many. by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 12:50:02 PM
Mulder should have been on that shit by the second season. Would've saved a fortune on porn rentals as well.
was the taler taken down? by Unlabled	Feb 24th, 2008 12:54:25 PM
I can't see it.
Is the link dead? by SkinJob69	Feb 24th, 2008 12:54:48 PM
Can anyone else still get the video? Anyone have an alternate link?
Ashok0 by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 24th, 2008 12:56:32 PM
With you on Raiders. Though I thought Last Crusade was pretty weak tea compared to it though, IMO.
The link's not dead. by Shermdawg	Feb 24th, 2008 01:01:00 PM
But it appears YouTube is.
I loved the X-Files by deanamatronix	Feb 24th, 2008 01:01:23 PM
and I'm stoked about the new movie. But better than Indy 4? Pull your head out of your ass.
Ashoko, you are high: M&S=Sam and Diane on Cheers by Zardoz	Feb 24th, 2008 01:07:07 PM
No, not a love quadrangle, but they milked the "will they or won't they" angle of Mulder and Scully up through the movie. (with the bee-sting aborted near-miss kiss between the two) Talk about a cock-tease! And the trailer was a total tease, but the crowd went absolutely ape-shit!
Geeks always cheer at convention by Rufferto	Feb 24th, 2008 01:14:56 PM
no matter what is shown.
THE X-FILES KILLED YOUTUBE!!!! by zillabeast	Feb 24th, 2008 01:24:19 PM
w00000000000t
Yeah I just noticed. XF KILLED YOUTUBE by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 01:31:42 PM
!!!!!
Also, that XF panel deserved the cheers by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 01:32:35 PM
Seriously, XF, TDK, and Indy 4 all deserve lots of cheer and love. :)
YouTube: Rest In Peace by -guyinthebackrow	Feb 24th, 2008 01:39:55 PM
Sadly, it could not take The X Files. That is all.
Ashok0 by TheMcflyFarm	Feb 24th, 2008 01:42:45 PM
Because I said so.
I see nothing! It's Just a white square!!! by Johnno	Feb 24th, 2008 01:58:41 PM
Dd X-files fans crash youtube??? I want to believe!!!
Supernatural... by photoboy	Feb 24th, 2008 02:05:11 PM
... is a great show, if you liked the X-Files episodes that dealt with ghosts/demons/monsters it's probably something you can enjoy. It's sort of a cross between Buffy and the X-Files. Plus Lauren Cohen is in it and she's hot.
It wasn't X-Files fans by Jor-El23	Feb 24th, 2008 02:24:58 PM
It was the hundreds of millions of people who needed to see Fred Armisen's debut as Barack Obama on SNL
I want to believe in 2008. by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 02:38:01 PM
LOST, Battlestar Galactica, Indiana Jones IV, X-FILES 2, The Dark Knight, DEXTER, Benjamin Button. This year is looking like total PWNAGE.
Yes, that running in the snow looked like fun by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 02:49:52 PM
ZZZZZ
skywalkerfamily by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 02:58:55 PM
Personally, I thought that THE "running around in snow" looked just as good as "running around in Gotham" and "running around with a crystal skull".
Nothing like running against a white background by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 03:09:15 PM
to pump your blood.
skywalkerfamily by Ashok0	Feb 24th, 2008 03:28:11 PM
Ok, if you were trashing the trailer for "Step Up 2 the Streets" or "Welcome Home Rosco Jenkins" that would be one thing. But you seriously look like an arrogant idiot.
I BELIEVE!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:44:10 PM
That this is several years too late and will most likely arrive with a dull wet thud. You know why? ITS A FUCKIN' CONSPIRACY!!! A UFO CONSPIRACY!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
THE UFOS DID IT, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:44:56 PM
GET EM MULDER!!! GET EM!!!
F*KCIN UFOS!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:46:03 PM
I'm sick of their intergalactic shenanigans and conspiracies. SICK OF EM!!! GET EM!!! GET EM!!!
THE MASONS AND THE UFOS DID IT!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:46:57 PM
HAAAAYYYYYYLLLLP!!!
JESUS WAS AN ALIEN!!!! A GOOD GUY ALIEN???? by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:47:55 PM
WHO KNOWS?!?!?!?! OH NOOOOEEEESSSS!!!! HAAAAAYYYYYYLLLLP!!!!
Scully Should Get Tentacle Raped In This One by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:49:30 PM
The UFO-CIA-ALIEN Conspiracy is, apparently, waaaaaaay into hentai.
OSAMA BIN LADEN, CHENEY, And The BAD GUY ALIENS!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:50:43 PM
Givin' each other head in a gas station bathroom in rural Omaha. Opening scene!
ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 03:51:49 PM
RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! okay, whew... type to stop...
WHAT"S IN THE SNOW!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 03:55:43 PM
IS IS THE USS VOYAGER?!!!
As much as I'll love seeing my fav redhead in action... by br1947	Feb 24th, 2008 03:59:07 PM
This is about 5 years too late. I hope it does well, but unless it has a major stand-alone story, most people will have forgotten and it will tank. But damnit I'll be there opening day!
FUCK YEAH!!!! This is going to be GREAT! by Space Disc Jockey	Feb 24th, 2008 04:14:40 PM
This is just going to be fucking awesome! I loved the X-Files show (except, for the last few seasons), but seeing Mulder/Scully (Gillian is so hot) again puts a big smile on face. Can't wait. I want to believe again.
Maybe it will finally wrap up the story by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 04:21:42 PM
in some decent way. Hell, the actual series itself couldn't do that.
Fuckin' retarded haters by SoylentMean	Feb 24th, 2008 04:22:59 PM
The only thing that bothers me about X-Files 2 is the "casting" of Xzibit. I guess Mulder and Scully will get a phat ride that has been "pimped". Yeah, I still love me some X-Files and I will be there opening day. Hopefully there will be a midnight showing.
meh - not a hater by Mr_X	Feb 24th, 2008 04:29:21 PM
lvoed bits of the series, it wnet on too long, never got to finish it as all the conspiracy stuff, just dragged on and on. saw the final epsiode and wondered what the hell was that. never saw the first movie either. but carter mulder and scully gotta eat, so good luck to them, and i hope those that see it enjoy themselves
speaking of trailers by HtownActor	Feb 24th, 2008 04:35:39 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zzm MnaXzEgQ
I SAW IT! IT WAS A LION! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 04:37:29 PM

Where is T1000? by MirageIII4ever	Feb 24th, 2008 04:40:25 PM
Kidding!
Was That Kurt Russel In The Trailer?! X-FILES2 = THE THING 2?!? by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:53:57 PM
Is this a prequel-sequel hybrid with THE THING?!?!?!?! OMG!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!
I SAW IT IT WAS A UFO LION THING ALIEN ITS HUGE!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:54:35 PM
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE !!!
OMG! IT"S GERARD DEPARDU!!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 04:54:46 PM
IN X FILEXZZZ!
THAT DOG AINT NO DOG ITS AN ALIEN MORPH MONSTER!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:56:27 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYLP!! ! Its got tentacle shits and it turns into spiderheads and AIIIEEE it bit the doctors hands off an he was only tryin to help BURN THE MOTHERFUCKLES!!! FUNKY BUCKLES!!! PUNKY BREWSTER!!! SMALL WONDER!!! WONDER YEARS!!! HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYLPP!!!
OMG ITS SCULLY'S DILDO!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:57:46 PM
How come that hot thang caint git no lovin?!?!? MULDER YOU BIG HOMO!!! POUND THAT SCULLY!!! BE A MAN!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXFFFFFFFIIIIII IIEEEEEEEELZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:58:44 PM
UFO!
Hello, Mulder, Its Me... by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 04:59:30 PM
AND I"M CALLING YOU FROM MY FUCKIN' UFO!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
I WANT TO BELIVE!!! I ALSO WANT TO FLY AND RIDE A PONY!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:00:54 PM
Or even better... RIDE A FLYING PONY!!! YEAH!!! Thats would be a new spin on the UFO CONSPIRACY genre. HORSEY FLYING ANAL PROBINGS!!! OUCHYS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Dear X-Files by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:02:45 PM
Please stop the UFO Conspiracy in its tracks. We love you. We love your shoes. And, yes, sometimes we even... touch ourselves... gently... whenever you solve a mystery. I love you. We love you. your friend, Satan.
I Believe I Can Fly by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:03:18 PM
I believe I can touch the sky.
PIMP MY UFO!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:04:46 PM
Dude, it's got 20 flatscreen TVS! And An IPOD HOLDER!!!!
Fox Mulder, You Are A Man Of Greatness by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:06:03 PM
Now go, Mulder, go an make love to Scully. Make her feel your power. Your hot throbbing power oozing with mystery and pain. TAKE HER, MAN!!! TAKE HER AND KNOW HER!!! KNOW HER EVERY ORIFICE!!! EVER CREVICE!!! EVER WRINKLE, SORE, and PUSTULE!!! Know her. KNOW HER!!! for the Lord. The Lord of UUUUUFFFFFFOOOOOOssss!!! OOOWEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!
My UFO Can Make The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:08:40 PM
Even if parsecs are a measure of distance, not time.
Rob-Rob I saw it-it's HUGE-- by Gamerra_Presley	Feb 24th, 2008 05:17:13 PM
--it's BILLY CONNOLLY'S BEER GUT
COUNT ME THE FUCK IN! by bongo123	Feb 24th, 2008 05:21:09 PM
so gonna be there opening night
FUCKIN COUNT FUCKIN ME THE FUCK IN TOO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:24:50 PM
FUCKIN UFOOOO!!! UFUCKINO?!?!? YOU FUCKIN KNOW THIS IS GWANNA BE A FUCKIN U FUCKIN O UUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOO O YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HH!!!
Scully! Theres A UFO In My Pants!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:26:26 PM
IT NEEDS TO DOCK WITH ONE OF YOUR WARM ORIFICES!!! MARS NEEDS WOMEN!!!!
SCULLY!!! FIND MY UFO!!! MAKE IT LIFT OFF AND EXPLODE!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:27:57 PM
XXXFILEZZZ!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
Sometimes People Ask Me How I Feel About XFiles by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 05:32:12 PM
And I have to tell them I feel pretty satisfied. Pretty damn satisfied. Yeah. Fuckin UFOs. GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
It does take place after the show by Rufferto	Feb 24th, 2008 05:38:52 PM
Gillian anderson interview on Youtube confirms it.
MY GOD IT'S A UFO IN THE SNOWWW!!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:42:29 PM
Why is it always in the snow?
I can't wait for X FINO! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 05:43:27 PM
X Files IN NAME ONLY! IT RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!
It's-it's STEVEN SEGAL IN A SUB!!!!!!! by TomBodet	Feb 24th, 2008 05:51:13 PM
HE'S THE BALLAST!!!!!
I still watch X Files almost daily by jimmay	Feb 24th, 2008 05:56:57 PM
Can't wait for the movie. Maybe, just maybe, there'll be one movie this summer that is both entertaining and not an insult to the audience's intelligence. . . Maybe.
Moriarty Indy 4 will OWN YOU YOU BITCH by Proman1984	Feb 24th, 2008 06:03:11 PM
You know it.
XFINO!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 06:03:50 PM
STOP RAPING OUR CHILDHOODS!!! Even though I was in my 20s when the show was on. HOLY FUCKIN WOW!!! STOP RAPING OUR MINDS!!! STOP!!! THE!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEE!!! Oh, but Scully definitely needs to be tentacle raped. Okay, tentacle fondled then. Like it dry humps her and shoots alien goo in her face and shes all like, "OH GOD YES THIS IS SUCH A CONSPIRACY!!!" cause she really needs some sex cause Mudler is such a cold fish (pssst closet gay).
XWINO!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 06:05:04 PM
The bottle nearbly tookt me life fores i finded me the jeebus ufo! Now i'm always in the pink of it yeah oh ha haf ads'fhgi ;sd,
MULDER HAS CGI PANTS! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:05:36 PM
DAMN YOU LUCAS!!!!
XRHINO!!! by LaserPants	Feb 24th, 2008 06:07:15 PM
A rhino is like a SuperArmadillo. He was a great Spidey villian. Man, remember before Spiderman got ruined? Yeah, they were good times. Now... UFOS?!?!?!? WOOOOOOT!!!!
DAMN YOU LUCASSS! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:10:25 PM
CGI EVERYWHERE!!!!
Who's in the ice? by Green Arrow	Feb 24th, 2008 06:27:28 PM
Has Billy Connelly found Captain America?
WHEN I SAID I WANTED A BICARDI ON ICE by skywalkerfamily	Feb 24th, 2008 06:32:28 PM
I DIDN'T MEAN THIS!!!
The shittiest video quality on the internet by instruction	Feb 24th, 2008 08:44:27 PM
is the one that the most people frequent. There's gotta be some irony in that. Why people don't upload to veoh or stage6 or dailymotion or ANYWHERE but youtube is beyond me.
That trailer looked like... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 25th, 2008 01:45:40 AM
...TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!! Hell, yeah, I believe!!!
The Thing- 1951...homage or rip off? by Carl's hat	Feb 25th, 2008 05:38:17 AM
Whatever, I don't care. The Files is back and will fit in perfectly with today's world. This show needs to become a series of flicks. Welcome back Mulder and Scully. Now can Thomas Veil re-emerge?
fuck you by llac12	Feb 25th, 2008 08:41:43 AM
better than indy 4..yeah right
Is Michael Gross in the new movie? by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 25th, 2008 09:21:57 AM
Or Fred Ward? What this trailer needs is a flaming leg kick into oblivion.
This film will have by INWOsuxRED	Feb 25th, 2008 09:29:19 AM
running, faces, and a human being being dragged by something unseen.
All trailors should have audience reaction. by Diagnostic	Feb 25th, 2008 10:18:09 AM
Make this the law.
July 2008? by finky089	Feb 25th, 2008 12:10:16 PM
wow, thought this was going to be a 2009 release. I can't tell what's going on in the trailer, but the audience sure seemed to like it. :-/
Then why even watch Indy 4, Mori? by TheLastCleric	Feb 25th, 2008 02:55:27 PM
You seem hellbent on bad mouthing Indy Jones 4 based on 90 seconds of footage so why even bother seeing the entire film? More than likely you’ll trash it regardless of quality if only to vindicate your initial (and frankly premature) musing based on a teaser trailer. You write good reviews here at AICN and there is plenty to see in the upcoming months so why not leave this one to some actual fans of the franchise? Seriously, you sound downright pissy when it comes to this film and it’s unnecessary.
Fist Dirtbox by Fist Dirtbox	Feb 25th, 2008 03:17:04 PM
The Indy4 trailer doesn't quite suck, it does look underwhelming though, and I'm sorry but Ford just doesn't have the physical presence he used to have. He just looks old and scrawny to me - and a movie built up from sequences that go OLD MAN -> STUNT MAN -> CGI -> STUNT MAN -> OLD MAN just seems a bit sad... Also, in all fairness while Raiders was a masterpiece neither of the sequels that followed were even close quality wise. In case you haven't noticed every genre piece Spielberg has done in recent years has been phoned in. They tend to contain one or maybe two sequences that show how fucking great Spielberg can be, but the rest is just meh...
Indy 4 trailer was better than this shit. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 25th, 2008 03:30:22 PM
Seriously people are excited for this? All ten of you? Gillan and David look embarrassed in those pictures.
GOOD STUFF by BurgerTime	Feb 25th, 2008 03:35:51 PM
Looking forward to this. I like that Billy Connolly is in it. He chooses interesting roles considering his colorful background. Will he be wearing his black full-body leotrard and banana slippers while strumming a banjo? lol
X-Files jumped the shark after....... by Han Cholo	Feb 25th, 2008 06:48:38 PM
the wrap up to Mulder's sister's disappearance. What a fucked up resolution to that whole story. She just up and became a spirit? The fuck was that?
Got my interest by Fenrisulfr	Feb 25th, 2008 07:08:54 PM
But really, there's nothing to go nuts about with those few images. Like many, I was a huge X Files fan in the mid to late nineties. I used to buy those magazines with the whole new season overview, I even had the I WANT TO BELIEVE poster in my bedroom as a teen. And like everyone else, my interest started fading away with the 5th season when they started including more and more comedic episodes like Bad Blood. The 6th season saw the show lose its gritty mood with the relocation to LA, but it was still ok. And then I stopped watching with the 7th season. Curiously, my favorite episodes were always the Monster-of-the-Week episodes. I was always eager to discover which new mutant would be featured in this week's show, which special characteristics he would have. And I also loved the very dark, supernatural episodes like Die Hand Die Verletzt, which dealt with a satanic cult; or Excelsis Dei and its haunted hospital; Syzigy and the two little sluts who played witches; or the psycho episodes like the one with the guy cutting the word SISTER on his female victims chest. On the other side, if the mythology episodes were interesting in the beginning, it became way too confused and complicated. Anyway, we will hopefully have a great two-hour loner, moody and gritty, just like it was back in 1994-1995. Rainy weather, Mark Snow's score, and a monster/unknown entity plot. It will be great. But please leave the alien perspective. No shit from space that remained buried in the ice for thousands of years, please.
The Krycek / CSM eps were the best epidsodes! by Ashok0	Feb 25th, 2008 08:42:24 PM
Man, the Krycek episodes blew all the monster episodes out of the water. Altho the MOTWs still rock. And Bad Blood was SWEEEEET.
skywalkerfamily by Ashok0	Feb 25th, 2008 08:47:48 PM
Yeah, and Daniel Day Lewis looked embarrassed in the "There Will Be Blood" promo shots. Seriously, shut up.
Found the teaser again by JelalTrueshot	Feb 25th, 2008 11:17:23 PM
Quality isnt good but here ya go: http://www.gamingshogun.com/Ar ticle/1010/X-Files_2_Teaser_Tr ailer_and_Release_Date
Bad Blood by edshrinker	Feb 26th, 2008 07:13:22 PM
HAve to agree with Gillian. I just rewatched Bad Blood and that is by far my favorite Ep. From Luke Wilson's novelty teeth to Mulder's theme from Shaft "shut yo mouf". And "well, he was kind of, knawed on" -AD Skinner. Awesome Ep.

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