BRING BACK MASSIVE HEAD-WOUND HARRY!!!!!

...just do something... anything... that isn't a knock-off of a talk show.

I do have to give some credit to the Falconer sketch. It's not that funny; but atleast it's something different.

Obama *does* suck... perhaps the whole living in denial thing is what's making you so cranky. I'm sure your mommy is looking forward to your nap time today.

He says he wants to leave abortion, prayer in schools, and creationism in schools "up to the states", but that's just a pussy way of saying "I know the red states will vote my way on this."

The stupid fucker couldn't even get enough anarchists, bigots, racists, and naive hippies (who only like him because he wants to legalize drugs) to get anywhere NEAR the nomination. And you probably want him to run as an Independent, right? Sure, because LOOK at all the support he got in the primaries... He almost has enough delegates to start a basketball team!

Ron Paul is not a liberal, and he's certainly not a true libertarian. He's barely a conservative, but does match them when it comes to some of his xenophobia and catering to the radical religious elements.

Read the papers Ron Paul has written? You mean like the bill he authored that attempted to define life as beginning at the moment of conception thus making it a capital crime to have an abortion for ANY reason? How about the 20+ years of bigotry and racism from the newsletter that bore his name, was signed by him, and earned him a profit? Or maybe you're referring to the personal letters to great guys like David Duke, thanking them for their support. There's more, too. The guy's a slimeball, but for some reason his cultish followers look past (or forgive, or deny) every evil thing he has done, every major flaw, and every moment of batshit craziness because "He's for freedom" or "He wants to legalize drugs" or "He will get rid of taxes" (oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Enjoy driving on dirt roads, idiots.)

The naivety from the Ron Paul followers is pathetic. It's embarrassing. That you'd let a hate-filled, racist, theocratic fuck like Ron Paul lure you like the Pied Piper just because you *believed* that piece of shit "documentary* "Zeitgeist" is just unbelievable. But that's what drives people to Paulism-- Fucking "Zeitgeist", which is largely unsubstantiated, provides very little or no proof for most of its claims, has been disproved on many points, and insists that we're all in trouble because the Rockefellers want to put RFID chips in our bodies so they can control us.

The Rockefellers DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. Nobody cares enough about what you do to bother chipping your sorry ass.

When you really get down to it, the Ron Paul camp is made up of conspiracy theorists wearing tinfoil hats, easily brainwashed people looking for a cause, potheads who don't care about politics but like the idea of legalized weed, racist organizations that like Paul's neo-Confederate ideals, anarchists who just want to fuck everything up, and naive dimwits who don't actually study the candidate they're following but listen to the crowd around him like the mouth-breathing followers they are.

FUCK Ron Paul. He's not only going to lose the nomination, but he's going to drag the Republicans down with him if he runs as an independent. He's the Republicans' Ralph Nader. Enjoy him.

As for me, I'm a liberal and a patriot and proud of it. We don't have room in our government for hate mongers like Ron Paul. His time is over. He should retire to his mansion in Texas and burn some crosses on his own lawn for a change.

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2: Tina Fey is funny, smart, and very erection-positive.

3: Obama does not suck. He sure talks slow and he's got a funny name, but the guy came out of law school with everyone telling him that he was the golden boy, that he could write his own ticket, wealth, fame, etc., and he said: "Really? That's awesome! Now I'm going to go over here and work with underpriviledged people for the next ten years or so. Thanks anyway!" Yeah. he's a real dick.

4: SNL does suck.

5: The world needs more conservatives who are capable of believing that all liberals aren't cowardly douchebags.

6: The world needs more liberals who are willing to shut the fuck up for 5 minutes and listen to conservatives. At least the ones who actually have something to say beyond "All liberals are cowardly douchebags".

7: Tina Fey is hot. Worth saying twice.

I still am rather annoyed at the republicans this year. Conservatives disliked Giuliani because the guy wasn't conservative enough on a few issues: gun control, abortion, the fact that new york was a "sanctuary city," and that he was cheating on his previous wife. Overlooking the vast ammount of positives that the guy has AND the fact that the requirements in a city are different than in other areas, they chose McCaine, someone who is even less conservative and has been married three times. Indipendents felt Giuliani, due to his perceived baggage didn't think he was electable and instead choise McCain, whose negatives are almost as high as Hillary Clinton.

Oh well, I guess that's my political rant for this year.

He's a very angry, angry man. I respect the hell out of the guy for serving our country, but that's not enough to justify running it. I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that a Dem will win, no matter what. I just hope it's Obama rather than Clinton. Although I disagree with most of his policies, I think he honestly is trying to do the right thing (at least as he sees it), can't fault anyone for doing what they think is right. Clinton however just wants power for power's sake.

And Emit Brown, the reason Huckabee is all over the media is because interviews and appearances are very low cost. His campaign doesn't have remotely the money the other do, so he's just using what's available to him. He's defiantely not going for the VP spot, if so he would have backed down along time ago. He's gunning for 2012 right now.

So funny. So many haters on this SNL board. Always. Yet you flock to it predictably, week after week, like Michael Jackson after a 10 year old boy.

(The obvious reply to my post.... "What's that bitch talking about?" =P)

god love capitalisim......... gene simmons is GOD, trump is a wig-wearing BITCH!!!! you better check your self, before.....well you know.

I'll miss Maya once I notice she's gone, but the new girl has nice boobies.

and yeah, "Balloon Rides" was a pretty cool surreal non-sequitor, while Milkshake was just a catch phrase that isn't actually funny.

I hope Amy's one-legged skank had something soft to fall on, because if that wasn't planned it couldn't have been better times.

Instead of Celeb apprentice for a moment I held out hope they'd actually spoof that sit-com crap national shows on Thursdays. Right, like Fey's do self-parody... Not! (See what I did there, I used an old SNL catch phrase.)

So they still get Darrell Hammond to fly up from Florida once a week just to do one sketch? Can't they just pay him to retire?

By the way, other than her Hillary rant, the rest of Fey's Update stuff was great.

and the one period a year but it's a killer ad has a classic - much better than that digital underwear thing about making a video for grandpa.

And Tina's monolog discussion of what the writers settled for was brutal: they wrecked a TV season for that? Let's hope the next strike in three years doesn't result in the WGA bending over and getting taken like beoyonces again. The animation and reality show writers got scrod rawly.

Sadly, I missed this episode of SNL. I haven't been rushing to watch it lately. Too many ads, too little funny.

And I think Kristen Wiig is hot, too.

Speaking of hot women, when was the last time SNL had a real Black woman on it? I'm not talking about "I can play any race" Maya Rudolph (she's of mixed heritage, and frequently plays white, Black, Latina, etc.) -- No, I'm talking about a Danitra Vance kind of woman. An Ellen Cleghorne sort of sister. An Yvonne Hudson kind of African American actress... Oh, wait. I just answered my own question! THOSE WERE THE ONLY THREE, EVER!

Maybe it's time SNL decided to have more than two Black people on their cast at a time.

While they're at it, I'm pretty sure I've met Latinos funnier than Horatio Sanz and I'd like them to give Latino comedians another shot, and I don't recall too many Asian American cast members on SNL, either.

But really, they have a Black girl deficiency. One of their biggest mistakes was not grabbing Debra Wilson before that hack-fest MAD TV got her (and daaaaamn is she sexy!)

You should check out Brandon Hardesty's re-enactment of TWBB on YouTube (otherwise known as ArtieTSMITW). Now THAT's funny, and it's spot on.

Hilary sucks... total moron, I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her.

McCain sucks... too old

Obama sucks... every bit as much of a fraud as George W.

...there isn't a decent horse in this race...

...When it happens to someone else.

The former Arkansas governor -- who's still battling for the Republican presidential nomination despite long odds -- said on "Saturday Night Live" last night that he won't overstay his welcome.

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