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You sunk my first!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:14:05 AM
Will there be exploding sounds when the ship explodes?
"Nonononono No!"
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:15:31 AM
I must echo what Shia LeBeouf says in every single role of he's had.
Tim Curry
by CuervoJones
Feb 21st, 2008
02:15:57 AM
Give him back. He has the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval.
"Captain, a giant red peg has...
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:16:44 AM
...crashed through our boiler room! What should we do?"

"There's nothing we CAN do... they've sunk our battleship..."

I want Dennis Quaid for The Shoe!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:17:02 AM
And Harrison Ford for the Race Car.
RIP imagination
by BenBraddock
Feb 21st, 2008
02:18:34 AM
Show Hollywood a barrel and then watch them scrape it
"You know where you're standing?"
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:18:35 AM
"No!"

"That's right, straight to jail for you!"

[Person pulls out a gun]

"Consider THIS my get-out-of-jail-free card, you motherfucker!"

Chutes and Ladders would be a cool spy movie!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:19:13 AM
"Billy, what's on that card?"
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:20:31 AM
"It's BLUE, Linda..."

"Oh no! Don't move there!"

"I have to: we HAVE to complete the game of Candyland our we're doomed to reside in Candyland FOREVER!"

It's not easy having a good time!
by CuervoJones
Feb 21st, 2008
02:20:45 AM
Even smiling makes my face ache!
Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 21st, 2008
02:21:10 AM
Eat me!
Do NOT pass go! (mothfing gunshot)
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:21:36 AM
"Yes! I WAS moving my hand all along!"
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:22:31 AM
"No, that's not possible!"

"It's absolutely possible: there were no ghosts ordering you to kill off the rest of our teenage friends. It was me!"

"I'm going to go home to my WIFE."
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:23:43 AM
Wait... they already made this movie...
Martin Short for the Thimble!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:25:06 AM
A singing and dancing thimble.
"If Bond can get four red spots in a row..."
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:26:45 AM
Casino Royale-- Connect Four edition!
BATTLESHIP: two Naval fleets of utterly blind crewmen
by George Newman
Feb 21st, 2008
02:26:54 AM
Can't see the game play translating well to movie.
Scrabble? Pictionary? Jenga?
by darrenspool
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:16 AM
What a load of crap. Like selling the rights to a Scientology novel.
Operation: a medical drama
by zooch
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:30 AM
Ratatouille 2: Mouse-Trap
Twister, wait their already was a movie called that.
No, but seriously, someone needs to die.
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:34 AM
Whoever thought this was a good idea, needs to be shot.
A 4
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:54 AM
You MISSED, muthafucka! Haha!!
I have an unimportant Exclamation
by yodalovesyou
Feb 21st, 2008
02:28:21 AM
HOLLYWOOD IS FUCKING DEAD!!! LONG LIVE INDEPENDENT CINEMA!!
B12, you son of a bitch!
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:29:40 AM
~
what about MEMORY? that was always a great game
by George Newman
Feb 21st, 2008
02:30:38 AM
the film could just be a series of still images and the audience has to guess if they've seen that one before.
Barrel Of Monkeys
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 21st, 2008
02:31:33 AM
Hey, look! It's a barrel of monkeys!

The End.

Simon the movie!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:33:18 AM
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! for two hours!
endless potential for sequels(starWars, spongebob editions)
by George Newman
Feb 21st, 2008
02:34:04 AM
think of all the sports teams-themed Monopoly editions there are!!!
billions of new filmmakers with new ideas...
by Prossor
Feb 21st, 2008
02:35:08 AM
are ignored while studios adapt board games. i weep for the future!!!!!! 2012 CANT COME SOON ENOGH AND END IT ALL.
That DVD thing Scene it could be its own movie.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:35:26 AM
Uno: The Movie
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 21st, 2008
02:38:03 AM
I have no idea what I'm doing right now...

Uno!

Finis

Go Fish the movie!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:26 AM
You must get a match before the time bomb runs out!
They don't have a Clue
by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:30 AM
I love the original Clue and I'm hoping against hope for a special edition of it, complete with vast amounts of bonus material. *sigh* I know it will probably never happen.
Twister- THE MOVIE!
by PirateEmery
Feb 21st, 2008
02:40:16 AM
"Idiot! In Latin, Jehovah starts with an I!"

Didn't they already do Twister in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?

Trivial Pursuit: The Movie
by The Zombie Rapist From Hell
Feb 21st, 2008
02:44:28 AM
Chess: The Movie
by The Zombie Rapist From Hell
Feb 21st, 2008
02:50:26 AM
Charade: The Movie
by The Zombie Rapist From Hell
Feb 21st, 2008
02:55:30 AM
Whack-A-Mole: The epic saga
by CuervoJones
Feb 21st, 2008
03:23:46 AM
Starring Triple X
Triple H
by CuervoJones
Feb 21st, 2008
03:24:14 AM
Not Triple X.
Save this article...
by Kirbymanly
Feb 21st, 2008
03:45:40 AM
For this be the proof that Hollwood Suits have no ideas of their own and do not trust creative types. This is a sad day indeed. :(
Monopoly Board Murders
by Kefrif
Feb 21st, 2008
04:31:32 AM
Think about this. You could make a serial killer movie st in, say London, who bases all his moves on a game of monpoly. Then for a sequel use the same premise and set it in New York. Then you could get all trippy and set one in the Star Wars Universe, then Springfield, and finally Disney Land. The possibilities for ropey sequels are endless!!!
Operation The Movie!
by Boba Fat
Feb 21st, 2008
04:35:29 AM
or what was that game where you had to pull stuff out of a Sharks mouth? That would make a good film.
I love the CLUE movie, dont remake it fuckers!
by Mike_D
Feb 21st, 2008
04:35:43 AM
I can watch that over and over.
Zooch
by Boba Fat
Feb 21st, 2008
04:37:41 AM
You have my apologies and respect. I'll read the talkback next time.
Bukaroo the movie!
by FILMFUNK
Feb 21st, 2008
05:21:10 AM
Connect 4 - The story of one colours race to line up 4 in a row against the might of another set of coloured disks!

Paper Scissors Rock Starring the Rock as 'rock'

Swingball the movie starring the hilarious Will Ferrel playing swingball badly to great comedic effect!

I'm the Butler. What do you do? I buttle!
by filmcoyote
Feb 21st, 2008
05:23:05 AM
Clue is a great movie. Endlessly watchable - Michael McKean, Madeleine Kahn, Tim Curry on top form, Christopher Lloyd, just great. Oh, and PirateEmery's Battleship post was the funniest thing i read on this site in ages.
Tim Curry
by DonnieDorko
Feb 21st, 2008
05:36:22 AM
Is just a cheap version of Raul Julia.
Hasbro as Giant Octopus
by onusbone
Feb 21st, 2008
05:52:22 AM
If I recall correctly, Hasbro owns Atari, Wizards of the Coast, Avalon Hill, and many other game companies. This could mean almost any one of their properties could make it to the big screen.
They'll make a porno called
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
06:16:12 AM
Mr. Mouth.
I thought the writers strike was over
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
06:16:50 AM
Where the hell has the creativity gone?
"Communism's just a red herring."
by rbatty024
Feb 21st, 2008
06:49:59 AM
I too love Clue: The Movie. Entirely underrated. The question is, will Monopoly take place in the depression era 30's? Somehow I doubt it.
'Monopoly' will be like 'There Will Be Blood'
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
07:05:27 AM
Mr. Moneybags is the new Daniel Plainview in a complex portrait of a ruthless self-made tycoon.
we need four fat actresses for Hungry Hungry Hippos
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
07:14:27 AM
it can be one of those "accept yourself for being fat" movies like Shrek.
Shutes and ladders!
by FlickaPoo
Feb 21st, 2008
07:14:56 AM
Stratego!
by FlickaPoo
Feb 21st, 2008
07:17:07 AM
Gilliam and "Candy Land"...
by Anna Valerious
Feb 21st, 2008
07:41:04 AM
I think I already got freaked out with the "Gingerbread Man" part of "The Brothers Grimm"... Maybe we need Zack Helm to redeem himself with this one.
Risk
by ForkTongue
Feb 21st, 2008
07:59:56 AM
All out War!!! Ukraine is weak!
Kerplunk: The Motion Picture
by boba_rob
Feb 21st, 2008
08:23:08 AM
Yeah, that would be great.
Scrabble: Curse of the Irritable Vowels
by boba_rob
Feb 21st, 2008
08:24:33 AM
Ha!
Jenga: The Movie
by WatertownSurfer
Feb 21st, 2008
08:24:54 AM
Michael Bay. Explosions.
Connect Four: Revenge of the Red Checkers
by boba_rob
Feb 21st, 2008
08:25:59 AM
Yup, I'm done.
I'm still waiting for...
by Kid Z
Feb 21st, 2008
08:30:33 AM
... Pass Out: The Motion Picture... but I'll settle for Hi Bob: The Movie!
SCRABBLE III: ATTACK OF THE EBONICS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 21st, 2008
08:36:17 AM
Is there a C in Schizzle?
MONOPOLY: THE NEW JACK CITY EDITION
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 21st, 2008
08:37:49 AM
I'd like to buy a crackhouse for $1,000 please.
DUNCAN YO-YO: THE MOVIE
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 21st, 2008
08:40:58 AM
Kinda like The Flying Guillotine except with a yo-yo.
Hungry Hungry Hippos
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
08:49:56 AM
by Michael Crichton. Genetically altered hippos escape a secret underground testing facility, devouring everything in their path. Plucky Dr. Amanda Nguyen Rodriguez must do everything within her power to stop them before they reach the nuclear power plant on the outskirts of town.
"Sorry, Death. You lose."
by Darkman
Feb 21st, 2008
08:50:34 AM
"It was Professor Plum."

"I said 'Plum'."

"No way! You said 'Mustard'!"

Seriously, this money could be used to feed starving nations and a studio's gonna spend it on adaptations of board games?! What the fuck?!
Scrabble IV: Revenge of the Proper Nouns
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
08:58:54 AM
At last we will reveal ourselves. At last we will have our revenge.
Hungry Hungry Hippos starring MoNique
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
09:04:07 AM
or however she spells her name. Look, I'm not trying to pick on fat people, because I used to be fat. What I'm saying is in this day, with all the nutrition information we have, she's saying it's okay to be fat and calls those who aren't "skinny bitches." I heard of a line in Roscoe Jenkins where her character calls her sweet tea "liquid diabetes," so she is obviously aware of the consequences. I'll be the first to say it ain't easy to lose weight, and there are three different body types so not everyone is going to look like a supermodel. I'm saying you can't accept obesity as okay. Big and curvy: nothing wrong with that. But there's a difference between that and obese.
Hungry Hungry Hippos
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
09:07:27 AM
Its just like Night Of The Lepus, except with, you know, hippos.
Cootie the Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
09:12:46 AM
Basically a re-make of Them where cute backyard bugs mutate into giant carnivorous insects.
"One plus one plus two plus one."
by uss cygnus
Feb 21st, 2008
09:19:21 AM
"One plus one...SHUT UP!!"
Coleco Football: The Motion Picture
by Diagnostic
Feb 21st, 2008
09:19:57 AM
Make a movie based on the Star Wars Board games.
Ridley Scott?
by thrillgamesh
Feb 21st, 2008
09:20:48 AM
I remember an announcement last summer saying that Ridley Scott wanted to turn Monopoly into a movie. It could be kinda cool, actually, if they make it an intelligent thriller about the pitfalls of capitalism.
A Movie Based on the SW Board Games....
by uss cygnus
Feb 21st, 2008
09:22:54 AM
Would be better than the prequel trilogy. Just keep Luca$ away from them!
"I AM YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM..."*BANG!!*
by uss cygnus
Feb 21st, 2008
09:26:55 AM
Kristen Chenoweth for the singing telegram girl.
What makes is worse....
by PippinTheJedi
Feb 21st, 2008
09:29:29 AM
Is when you know about some of the stuff they AREN'T making. You, know, awesome books that have been waiting for a screen treatment for far too long. Candy Land movie? WTF?!?!?
Cootie The Movie
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
09:34:58 AM
"Now...if we can just....get that antennae disconnected...."
Remember when...
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
09:36:03 AM
didn't Richard Donner option the Crazy Taxi video game for the screen...?
Gramma..re:Hungry
by skimn
Feb 21st, 2008
09:37:28 AM
add Kirsti Alley and Delta Burke to your cast...( the Enquirer edition )
"You heff SAHNK MAH BATTLE-SHEEP!"
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 21st, 2008
09:43:41 AM
"Best of seven...?" ~ "DAMN RIGHT!"
Well I didn't think they could make 3 movies out of a pirate rid
by modlight
Feb 21st, 2008
09:51:36 AM
and they couldn't, only the first one was good.
Hi Ho Cherry-O
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:02:32 AM
This summer your cherry will pop
Eli Roth Presents Don't Wake Daddy
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:08:16 AM
or he will bathe in your blood
Anne Ramsey's corpse in "OLD MAID"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:08:56 AM
Salma Hayek in Ants in the Pants
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:09:51 AM
extreme pleasure
Michael Gross is Burt Gummer in "Crossfire"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:11:28 AM
He wont get caught up in the...
Saw V: Stay Alive
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:13:29 AM
Morgan Freeman is Mr. Bucket
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:14:04 AM
the balls pop out of his mouth
Mousetrap starring Nathan Lane
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:14:24 AM
Wait, they already tried that.
Hangman
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:15:14 AM
Hey, the title says it all. Plus you can use old voice tracks of Vincent Price.
Guillermo Del Toro's "Mall Madness"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:15:27 AM
starring Kathy Bates as the Mall
Don't Break the Ice
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:16:32 AM
A story of survival in the waters of the Arctic. I guess you could just paste that title over Shackleton.
Jimmy Smitts is Tic Tac Toe
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:17:33 AM
XOXOXO
007 in Die Again Yahtzee
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:18:18 AM
He uses Q's special dice to win the tournament, save the girl, and defeat the bad guy with one weird standout feature somewhere on his body.
Toss Across
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:18:51 AM
Um, no bad idea, sounds like a porno.
"Mall Madness"
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:19:25 AM
soundtrack by Robin Sparkles.
Gotta run Kloipy
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
10:20:33 AM
later
Ted Kennedy in "Mad Libs"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:20:53 AM
some political humor there
see ya Binks
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
10:21:12 AM
"Your first husband disappeared."
by maxwell's hammer
Feb 21st, 2008
10:31:25 AM
"Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist."

"But he never reappeared!"

"He wasn't a very good illusionist."
Michael Bay's Jacks
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
10:39:12 AM
The whole movie will be from the perspective of the ball manically bouncing up and down and only catching glimpses of the hands picking up the jacks.

Music by Aerosmith feat. Akon
Daniel Craig in a movie entirely about poker!
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
10:40:02 AM
Wait, they actually did that. People loved it. Sorry.
Seth Green must be psychic...
by jopari
Feb 21st, 2008
10:51:18 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yrkmrq God, I love Robot Chicken.
Rob Zombie presents Nightmare: The Movie
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
11:12:04 AM
Staring Captain Spalding as The Gatekeeper.
Peter Jackson's Monopoly
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
11:13:32 AM
3 and a half hours long in theaters, 8 hour director's cut, which would be about as long as the game usually lasts in real life anyway.
Bruce Campbell in Fireball Island.
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
11:14:46 AM
You know that would rock. Though Hollywood would give the role to Brendan Fraser instead.
Michel Gondry's 'SceneIt?'
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
11:30:07 AM
Starring Jack Black and Mos Def.

Oh wait, they already did that, too.
Eli Roth's Mousetrap
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
11:31:50 AM
Starring Shia LaBoeuf as the Mouse. Production design by Art Spiegelman.
George Romero's Operation..
by spaceworlder
Feb 21st, 2008
11:34:49 AM
..with surgical gore effects by Tom Savini.
Pauley Shore in Trouble: Bio-Dome 2
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
11:43:59 AM
owwhoooo! this time it's personal... and pop-o-matic, buuud-dy!
Brian Depalma's "Perfection"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
11:45:25 AM
put the pieces into the slot, make the right connection
"Operation: The Movie"
by darthvedder81
Feb 21st, 2008
11:48:35 AM
With Jack Black as "Cavity Sam"! Directed by Dennis Dugan!
Mircornauts: Episode IV.2
by Diagnostic
Feb 21st, 2008
11:56:32 AM
/
Uwe Boll's Sorry
by TheBaxter
Feb 21st, 2008
11:57:20 AM
a board game movie adaptation? or an attempt to beg forgiveness for every single film he's ever made?
Cloverfield 2: Go Fish!
by KenobiFan
Feb 21st, 2008
11:59:32 AM
I saw it! It's a Lion(fish)!
Darren Aronofsky's Boggle
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
12:01:36 PM
He can do it as a spinoff to 'Pi'.
Gus Van Sant's "Gator Golf"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:03:35 PM
Nothing is greater, than golf with a gator. Warwick Davis as the golf ball
this could work
by mrbong
Feb 21st, 2008
12:13:36 PM
if Hasbro made a board game called Spunk!, and then the film version could be called "Mad About Wanking" or something. they may find it tricky making a TV spin-off of it, but you never know.
George Bush in Children's Clue
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:14:18 PM
umm...heeheeehee, it was sodom in dat dere Iraq, with the anti-freedum club
Roger Clemens in "Memory"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:17:31 PM
I do not recall...
What about Risk?
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
12:24:02 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
What about Risk?
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
12:24:13 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four (to six) leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
What about Risk?
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
12:24:18 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four (to six) leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
Sorry, double post. Or there's always Guess Who?
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
12:25:49 PM
'game pieces do not actually talk.'
Reel American Hero
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:28:16 PM
that's hilarious 'game pieces do not actually talk'. I remember that shit in the commercial
Bonkers----The Movie
by thelordofhell
Feb 21st, 2008
12:29:30 PM
It's fun...it's nice...it's never the same movie twice.
Parcheesi: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:36:17 PM
An ancient puzzle is about to be revealed. Its course was sent by the kings of the ancient world. And now, it has returned.
Rubik's Cube vs. Hellraiser
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:37:41 PM
Soundtrack by Menudo
The Hand Slap Game
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
12:40:25 PM
directed by Steven Seagal
Battleship: Earth!!!!
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
12:40:45 PM
With John Travolta as that weird Milli Vanelli dreadlocks haha
the girls from 2 f
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:41:33 PM
the Girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup in "Craps"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:42:03 PM
Shoot em Up
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman in...
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
12:42:07 PM
Double Dare: Double Teamed.
Will Smith and Hayley Joel Osment in
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
12:44:12 PM
Rock 'Em Sock 'em Robots
Upwords
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:45:42 PM
Up yours Hasbro
Hahahah Double Dare
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
12:47:07 PM
That was good, but what about TROUBLE: with Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan inside the bubble. Oh yeaah
Stephen King's "Tonka" Trucks
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:47:12 PM
The long awaited follow up to Maximum Overdrive.
Then I come from Behind and Eat them ...
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
12:47:43 PM
Magic Eight Ball
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:48:47 PM
The key to your destiny is in the palm of your hand.
Jenga: The Movie
by Dasher
Feb 21st, 2008
12:48:59 PM
Which 'wooden' actor could they get to play Jenga? I can just see the quote from the press release: A film about how we build things up and then knock them down.
Dungeons and Dragons
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:49:19 PM
Oh, wait.
The Game of Life
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:50:14 PM
They already tried to market this crap. It was called RENT.
Hey Dasher!!!
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
12:50:26 PM
Hayden Christensen would get the part in a landslide. The role he was born to play. haha
Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast
by The Funketeer
Feb 21st, 2008
12:51:04 PM
Which is more than likely what the deal was going for. Think D&D and Magic the Gathering instead.
Talladega Nights 2: Hot Wheel vs. Matchbox
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:51:09 PM
Best Talkback Ever
by Burger_Supreme
Feb 21st, 2008
12:52:47 PM
Seriously.
Domino 2: Dominoes
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:53:28 PM
It ain't about pizza or the X-Force chick this time.
MIchael Bay to Direct BATTLESHIP!!!
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
12:53:30 PM
They got my $10 dollars
He did, it was called
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:54:32 PM
Pearl Harbor
RISK
by BigTexas42
Feb 21st, 2008
12:55:43 PM
The Ukrain is WEAK!!!
Crocodile Dentist
by BigTexas42
Feb 21st, 2008
12:56:40 PM
Starring Ice Cube and Tommy Lee Jones
Castle Risk starring Rodney Dangerfield.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
12:56:53 PM
The game, like the actor, that got no respect.
Paul Giamatti in "Solitare"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:01:24 PM
1 is the loneliest number
Perfection...
by BigTexas42
Feb 21st, 2008
01:01:51 PM
thriller featuring John Malcovich vs. Michael Emmerson
Superfection
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:03:13 PM
They thought they solved the puzzle. They thought all the pieces fit. They were wrong.
Sorry!
by BigTexas42
Feb 21st, 2008
01:03:28 PM
documentary featuring celebrities apologizing after they get caught doing something potentially career-damaging
Andy DIck in "Mystery Date"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:04:58 PM
Penelope Cruz is "Lite Bright"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:06:27 PM
Excuse me sir, what seems to be your Boggle
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:06:32 PM
My boggle? Say, how much do you weigh?
Sorry would spawn unlimitted sequels
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:07:07 PM
Michael Douglas in "That Triangle Game from Old Country Buffet"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:09:06 PM
Mastermind
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:13:59 PM
Starring Patrick Stewart as..oh wait.
Laurence Fishburn in Othello
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:14:44 PM
oh wait...
Domino III: Triominoes
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:15:53 PM
Mille Bournes: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:16:58 PM
Just use the chase scenes from Ronin.
The scary thing is Clue not only worked, but
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:18:12 PM
it was a good movie, and depending on which theater you saw it in, it could be one of three different endings. Only when they started broadcasting it on tv did they show all three at once.
Harrison Ford in "Lincoln Logs"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:18:41 PM
Clue was funny as hell
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:19:14 PM
I always loved that movie
Scanners IV: Headache
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:19:30 PM
What's the deal on that Harrison Ford
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:20:09 PM
Lincoln movie anyway. Is that still going to happen?
Slap Jack starring Jack Black
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:20:59 PM
People would pay money not only to see this, but co-star in it.
we'll see Binks
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:21:05 PM
hopefully he'll still be alive by then
Leon Redbone in "Don't Spill the Beans"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:22:01 PM
Casino Royale 2: Casino Yahtzee
by BigTexas42
Feb 21st, 2008
01:22:19 PM
SIMON starring Jeremy Irons
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
01:22:23 PM
Simon's a computer, Simon has a brain, you either do what Simon says or else go down the drain... with a VENGEANCE!
This is stupid
by DeadPanWalking
Feb 21st, 2008
01:22:52 PM
This is stupid, all these board games have already been made into movies. Scrabble (Word Wars) Monopoly (There Will Be Blood)Risk (Napoleon) Pictionary (Monkeybone) Mouse Trap (An American Tail) Magic: The Gathering (Trekkies) Battleship (Sgt. Bilko) etc. Not to mention Clue (Clue) and Dungeons & Dragons (Dungeons & Dragons.)
Scatman Crothers in Dance Dance Revolution
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
01:23:24 PM
Operation: Starring Angelina Jolie
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:24:10 PM
Yeah.... Here's my $10.
Super Mario Brothers
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:31:27 PM
Oh wait..... Bob Hoskins must have needed a new house or something. Someone that talented had no business doing that. Wasn't Hopper in that too when his career was in the?
Crash Test Dummies: The Movie
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
01:31:57 PM
Starring Lindsay Lohan
Drinking Game: The Movie
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
01:32:25 PM
Also starring Lindsay Lohan
Power Hour: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:38:57 PM
Starring Britney Spears. Released the same weekend as Drinking Game to compete.
Just checking...
by rutgersjaffo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:39:04 PM
Has somebody already done the 'Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots' movie joke?
Paper Airplanes: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:40:01 PM
When our skies our threatened there is only one group of heroes we can call.
Concentration: The Movie, directed by Michael Mann
by Violator90
Feb 21st, 2008
01:40:34 PM
In a world where sex, drugs, and violence rule, you have to remember EVERYTHING and it all takes. . . CONCENTRATION. I can see this now.
Yeah rutgersjaffo, just scan up a ways
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:40:39 PM
quite humorous actually.
Also...
by rutgersjaffo
Feb 21st, 2008
01:41:25 PM
I love Clue with Tim Curry. One of the great ensemble comedy films of all-time. Right up there with Canonball Run, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and Twelve Angry Men. What? Twelve Angry Men isn't a comedy? Interesting...
Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:41:28 PM
The time has come to choose your weapon.
Where in line at the DMV is Carmen Sandiego?
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
01:42:33 PM
Starring Salma Hayek as the master thief with the expired license. Summer 2009.
Vaudeville you idiot
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:43:17 PM
You just have these hacks a real idea.
Not the DMV part, but the rest
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:44:02 PM
Seriously, you know they'll consider it.
Grammaton, so long as they get Rockapella to score the film...
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
01:47:25 PM
...would that be a *bad* thing!?
But seriously, this is stupid shit. . .
by Violator90
Feb 21st, 2008
01:50:41 PM
Hollywood can't even make a decent superhero movie or video game movie, and now board games are going to get shitted on as well?!?! WTF?!?! I remember when that so called "contest" on the next project would be for Rob Zombie was full of crazy but funny ideas, but DAMN! I NEVER thought that Hollywood would be that fucking desperate to actually take them seriously! On the other hand, if these movies are done right and given a nice twist they may actually be decent movies. But then again how many times have we crossed our fingers just hoping for an even OK movie based on a beloved resource/material. I will most likely still to YOUTUBE and see some REALLY thought out movies made by people that ACTUALLY give a damn about the material they are handling. This is fucked up for the world of cinema.
Crocodile Dentist
by mrskatsopolis
Feb 21st, 2008
01:53:09 PM
"Mr. Croc I suggest you cut down on soda, and by soda I mean humans."
Vaudeville, now that you mention it....
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:56:19 PM
I saw Rockapella in concert a few years ago. These guys are real singers not like these pop princesses out there. It was an incredible show. I'll need to see them again next time they're in the area.
Tag! a film by McG
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
01:57:01 PM
This summer, you're it!

And McG will do more press releases expressing bafflement over why he's not respected.
Hollywood: yesterday and today
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:58:34 PM
Yesterday: I can't make this camera angle work. It's the biggest scene in the movie and it won't work. I got it. We'll bust a hole in the floor, and start digging until the camera fits. Today: Uh duh can I play with a board game?
Tag 2: Freeze Tag
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
01:59:18 PM
Announcing the return of The Governator.
Play-Doh - A Film by Robert Zemekis
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
01:59:51 PM
Motion captured actors will play with Play Doh and eventually sculpt other people who look less creepy then they do.
Play Doh: The Fun Factory Adventure
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:00:24 PM
Starring Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell and Mike Meyers. Oh shoot, another idea Hollywood is going to eat up.
Who Spandau Belly
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:00:58 PM
That was freaky. Great minds think alike I guess.
I meant whoa, stupid typos
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:01:39 PM
David Lynch's Mindtrap
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:02:55 PM
Starring Kyle MacLachlin as Sam Shady.
Val Kilmer in Play-Doh
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
02:03:45 PM
imagination taking shape in the folds of a washed-up actor's gut!
Bruce Willis is Mr. Potato Head: Quest for the Lost Nose
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:06:24 PM
Hint: it's under the sofa.
Monopoly-Free Parking!!!!!
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:07:03 PM
We don't Need No Stinkin' Rules!
Thoughts?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 21st, 2008
02:07:12 PM
This is the sickest bs I've ever heard. Just. Sick.
Blame the Writer's Strike for this idiocy
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:08:35 PM
Board games into movies, really, who's gonna pay for that? Although if they do Hungry Hungry Hippos (is that Hasbro?) I will be there. Because Hippos will kill you.
Cranium: The Feast of the Undead
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:08:55 PM
Directed by George Romero
Wow, Spandau, Grammaton...
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
02:09:11 PM
...two steps ahead of me, there.
No Spandau, that would be a documentary of
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:09:37 PM
Michael Jackson
Hey studios, there are these things called books!!!
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:09:52 PM
The only thing more confusing than the Hollywood studio system is government.
Jenga-the movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:10:36 PM
Failure is entertaining!
I'd recommend Wooly Willie: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:10:52 PM
but again, it sounds like a porno.
Hell, adapt more videogames to movies
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:12:10 PM
Boardgames? This has to be a joke, on somebody, by someone.
Colorforms: The Motion Picture
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:12:34 PM
Before Photoshop, before cut and paste, before computers ... they were.
Risk - From the people who brought you Syriana
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:12:40 PM
Bigger. Vaguer. Snobbier. Pinko-er.
Jessica Alba stars in Slip N Slide
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
02:13:07 PM
While not actually based on a board game per se, you know you'd go see it.
Next up will be Greeting Card Movies
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:13:38 PM
Sorry to hear you're under the weather, but that's what you get for sleeping outside!

Directed by Roland Emmerich

Soylent, even that's a crapshoot.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:13:43 PM
For every Mortal Kombat there is a Super Mario Brothers out there.
Viewfinder-The Movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:14:32 PM
In a world filled with motion, he prefered still film cells.
Etch-a-Sketch: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:15:24 PM
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. Diagonal? Well, um er you see, uh....
That game in every waiting room with the balls on tracks
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:15:41 PM
starring Coolio and Edward James Olmos
All this board game talk reminds me of..
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
02:16:05 PM
A joke I came up with years ago 'It's the game of Mastervation. It's got all the strategy of Mastermind, and the fun of Aggravation. It's fun to play with yourself, or a friend.'
Grammaton, true dat
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:17:08 PM
I just wonder if the characters are going to have to wait there turn to call out letters and numbers for Battleship, or if, in the Monopoly movie, there will be a plot point of one devious player who doesn't remind the sweet little old lady (his sworn nemesis) that someone landed on her property and owes her rent. The next player goes for his turn and the devious sumbitch laughs maniacally as all the other players look confused...
Slinky: The triumphant return of
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:17:17 PM
Long John Holmes.
Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez: Truth or Dare Double Bil
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:17:21 PM
Also to feature short interludes such as:
Person who doesn't want to play Truth or Dare but wants to stay in the room and watch (directed by Rob Zombie)
Person who waffles about whether they will pick Truth or Dare (directed by Eli Roth)
and Rock, Paper, Machete (starring Danny Trejo)
Water Pistols: The Movie
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:18:21 PM
Hey if you get some girls and some t-shirts.......
Connect Four
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:18:40 PM
One of the characters will see he's about to lose and he'll pull the little slide out, making all the pieces fall. Followed by maniacal laughter.
Mel Gibson's Hide and Go Seek
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:20:04 PM
Set in Atalantis in a language based on various things that have washed up on various beaches over the years.
Rock, Paper, Machete-Fuck Yeah
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:20:13 PM
Damn it Weinsteins, you fucked Grindhouse and you fucked Danny Trejo's potential star making turn as the titular hero of Machete!
Yeah Soylent, and the guy on Baltic will be
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:20:41 PM
played by some broke strung out dude. Just when he gets on his feet, wham, he's hit by The Man's income tax.
Lucy Liu in Mahjong
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:21:37 PM
Tiddlywinks
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:21:38 PM
The most frustrating and boring film ever made. Directed by the ghost of Ingmar Bergman
Ang Lee's Guess How Many
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:22:03 PM
Three hours of a jar full of gumballs on screen followed by a black screen telling you how many there were in the jar.
Do Not Pass Go
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:22:35 PM
Maybe there's a role for Sarah Polley?
Risk/Stratego, potentially could work
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:23:34 PM
If you're retarded.
Here's what's scary:
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:23:39 PM
We're so mad that this just became the talk talkback.
Gotta split again guys
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
02:24:57 PM
I'll look forward to enjoying the rest of your ideas later.
SoylentMean
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:25:23 PM
thank you for Tiddlywinks
Dario Argento's Broken Game with Missing Instructions
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
02:25:28 PM
But it's still fun.
Monopoly-Spending Spree
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:25:44 PM
The winner tries to buy stuff with his/her earnings from the game, only to find out it's not actually legal tender. Closeup on angrily squinting eyes with the sound of a shotgun being pumped. Cue credits. Cliffhanger for the sequel.
Carson Kresley is Silly Puddy
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:25:48 PM
Tiddlywinks 2- What's with the felt?
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:26:52 PM
I think I ended up using that stuff for fake grass for my G.I. Joes...
Falling Down 2:JENGA
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:20 PM
George Lucas to Direct Jenga: The Movie
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:27 PM
Get all the wooden actors, Georgie, it would be a hit.
Parchesi? What the hell is that?
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:27:54 PM
I never played. Was one of the pieces a grater?
Operation Iraqi Freedom in "Trivial Pursuit"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:28:29 PM
done correctly maybe
by starfleetwhore
Feb 21st, 2008
02:29:42 PM
i don't understand where the plots for like 90% of these game-movies would come from. they did clue and it was the shit. lets leave it at that.
Jacks
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:29:53 PM
Starring Doug Bradley. Some little kid leaves a shitload of jacks on the sidewalk and Ol' Dougie slips and falls on them. The become embedded in his skin and he starts to pursue souls...
Jet Li and Jason Stathem in "Thumb War"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:30:46 PM
Scene It-Spec Script Edition
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:31:06 PM
The only movie with a plot twist where the answer is itself.
im down with soultaking
by starfleetwhore
Feb 21st, 2008
02:32:19 PM
Red Light, Green Light- the movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:32:28 PM
In his fast paced world there was only stop and go. He yielded for no one.
Jessica Alba in Ding, Dong, Ditch
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:32:39 PM
Juillane Moore in Red Rover
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:33:13 PM
let PTA come over
'PICTIONARY', starring Ed Harris as Jackson Pollock
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:33:59 PM
His teammates kill him after the first round.
Hungry Hungry Hippos!!! Starring:
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
02:34:20 PM
Life-the Movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:34:55 PM
Not starring Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence. It could be a college recruitment film!
Kathy Bates is Gak!
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:36:13 PM
hangman
by starfleetwhore
Feb 21st, 2008
02:36:18 PM
every actor or actress i never liked looses and has to pay the consequences.
Reynard, tha's funny
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:36:30 PM
See, if you throw it on the canvas all willy-nilly like, it's art. And it's Burt Reynolds.
Taboo starring me and Salma Hayek
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:37:41 PM
Hi Ho! Cherry O!
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:37:42 PM
Sounds like someone insulting a stripper. Greenlight that shit!
Steven Spielberg's 'STRATEGO'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:38:34 PM
But instead of bombs, they use flashlights.
Salma Hayek mention by Kloipy causes drooling
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:00 PM
Salma...

Hayek...

elipsis...

WHEEL OF FORTUNE starring Ben Stiller...
by vaudeville villain
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:15 PM
as Pat Sajak.

Contestant 1: "Pat, can I trouble you for a vowel for $250?"

Pat: "You can trouble me for a shut-the-hell-up for $250!"

Paris Hilton's underwear scrapings in "Creepy Crawlers"
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:31 PM
Memory-the Movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:39:47 PM
Does this look familiar?
Hungry Hungry Hippos!!!! Starring:
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
02:40:49 PM
1. Roseanne Barr 2. Kirstie Alley 3. Rosie O'Donell 4. Kathy Bates
Trouble-the movie
by SoylentMean
Feb 21st, 2008
02:40:52 PM
She was a popamatic girl in a popamatic world.
George Lucas' "CHUTES AND LADDERS"
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:41:50 PM
Greedo chutes first.
Michael Vick in Pound Puppies
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:42:07 PM
Christopher Guest's 'TIDDLY WINKS'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:45:09 PM
The kooky cast has no idea how uncool they are as they compete to make the international championship in Boca Raton, Florida.
In the game of LIFE no one wins!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
02:46:58 PM
Peter Weir's 'ELECTRONIC BATTLESHIP'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:49:03 PM
Working title: 'MASTER AND COMMANDER 2: The HMS Surprise Gets the Bomb', starring Russell Crowe as a grizzled old ship commander who must sink Gene Hackman's submarine before he blows an elite northern prep school off the map (along with anyone's fleeting fond memories of Robin Williams as a decent project chooser)
See? Kloipy is busy converting
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:49:06 PM
the masses to the Church of Chang. Come one, come all to the Indy TB, which still lives on thanks to our merry band of Kyle Reese Warciples. Burt Gummer will show the true path to manhood, a path caste in molten bronze .50 shell casings, which leads us all to the light of a Tony Jaa flaming leg kick, at which point we cross over into infinity. Go purchase the Tremors Attack Pack now for 15.65 at dvduniverse and be open to the truth!
Michael Gross in "STRATEGO"
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:50:09 PM
The game is live to make the other guy die first. Coming this summer.
We've got work to do Abom!
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:51:33 PM
Warwick Davis in MArble Madness
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:52:22 PM
Burt Gummer battles "HUNGRY HIPPOS"
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:53:48 PM
Coming this Christmas. Just when you thought it was safe to be around big animals that eat lots of stuff.
oops! I have to apologize
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:55:04 PM
I scrolled up and saw Reynard already suggested Stratego. Sorry 'bout that, buddy!
The Wachowski Brothers' 'SCATTERGORIES'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:55:14 PM
Just try to figure out what the fuck they're thinking for their category and then just come up with your own answer. Because there's no way you'll get what they were thinking of. Sequel: Scattergories Reloaded - More Categories.
And loc suggested HIPPOS
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:56:51 PM
Damn! That'll teach me to join a fresh talkback already in progress. His choices for the Hippos were spot-on. And on that note, I must vacate my office and make the world safe for Gummer and the coming of the One Final FLK.
Flava Flav as the Mr. Monopoly
by BLIND ALBINO PENGUINS
Feb 21st, 2008
02:58:22 PM
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200,BOYY.
Guillero Del Torros "UNO"
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 21st, 2008
02:58:26 PM
This fall. There can only be One really fucked up looking monsters with eyes on his palms.
M. Night Shyamalan's 'CLUE'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
02:58:40 PM
"Whoever you think it is or whatever you think is happening - guess again, because the master of horror/surprise/wtf has his biggest twist yet". Almost too easy.
See ya later Abom
by Kloipy
Feb 21st, 2008
02:59:17 PM
have a good night!
Stanley Kubrick's 'OPERATION'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:01:36 PM
Cue Trailer Voice Guy: "Dr. Strangelove 2...will he be able to control his hand enough to get the crazy horse out? Coming this July."
What about that THE SIMS movie AICN reported last year?
by ricarleite
Feb 21st, 2008
03:03:14 PM
Is that in pre production? Clue was a good film, but I fail to see how you can adapt MONOPOLY into a movie. A mix between Life Stinks and Wall Street? Once again, a Jon Peters esque Hollywood going apeshit loco. Damn.
This news may be
by Mattyboy122
Feb 21st, 2008
03:07:52 PM
Depressing regarding the state of originality in Hollywood (or lackthereof), but on the bright side the responses in this talkback have been hilarious. Every cloud has a silver lining indeed.
and...scene
by purplepurple
Feb 21st, 2008
03:09:22 PM
lets just go home and die
Michael Duglas IS Monoply!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
03:13:17 PM
And Charlie Sheen is the race car.
Hulk Hogan in Shark Attack:The Movie
by Reel American Hero
Feb 21st, 2008
03:16:15 PM
It's coming to get you, brother!
Jack Black IS Hungry Hungry Hipps!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
03:21:37 PM
Battleship: The Movie
by Necromunda
Feb 21st, 2008
03:24:57 PM
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen. Similair to Das Boot, but with less pubic hair jokes and a happy ending for the kids.
Gilliam is too classy for Candy Land...
by Experiment 626
Feb 21st, 2008
03:28:07 PM
...that's more Tim Burton territory, isn't it?
Quentin Tarantino's 'CATCH PHRASE'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:30:39 PM
'Nuff said.
Johnny Depp IS Candy Land
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
03:30:44 PM
With some cheesy songs.
Chris Weitz's 'MAGIC: THE GATHERING'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:36:03 PM
Oh wait, probably not, after 'Golden Compass'...which was literally kinda the same thing from a title standpoint - a bunch of people showed up magically did some voodoo and no plot.
Daniel Day Lewis as Rich Uncle Pennybags
by StarWarsRedux
Feb 21st, 2008
03:36:20 PM
"I drink your water works!"
Minesweeper The Movie
by DocPazuzu
Feb 21st, 2008
03:39:28 PM
Ever see this? Pure genius:

http://tinyurl.com/2ah8xc

Richard Kelly's 'SPADES'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:40:32 PM
"Against type/image casting" has David Spade getting ACED (zing!) at the beginning and Jessica Alba stars as 'Blind Nil' (she's blind, building off her last 'success') who has to solve the murder before Tilda Swinton shoots the moon. Oh wait. And I'm spent.
The Coen Brothers' 'CHESS'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:41:56 PM
It would be noir...and in black and white of course.
Rob Reiner's 'CHECKERS'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:43:49 PM
A romantic comedy made tolerable only by Salma Hayek starring. She could 'king me'. Ok, NOW I'm spent.
Brett Ratner's 'CHINESE CHECKERS'
by Reynard Muldrake
Feb 21st, 2008
03:45:46 PM
Working title: Rush Hour 4 - Ratner Gotta Eat. Tucker re-retires when this becomes his only job offer, Martin Lawrence replaces, Chan sadly smiles his way through. Dammit, now for the gym.
what in the fuck?
by dudemandude
Feb 21st, 2008
03:46:11 PM
Just what I always wanted to see.. a bunch of fat ass'd, junk food eating, mountain dew drinking, lazy, know-it-all, ugly, horribly dressed, virgin teenage to late 20's men sitting around a fucking table w/shit loads of fucked up "dice" - dice I grew up with had 6 fucking sides - playing a stupid bullshit overpriced card game yelling "i sacrifice my black lotus for 3 blue, cast a counterspell then ancestral recall blah blah fucking blah.. i've seen these losers in my comic book store far too often, i sure as fuck am not paying to see them in the theater too. jesus fucking christ..
The best thing about giving it to Gilliam
by phool2056
Feb 21st, 2008
03:51:17 PM
is that it wouldn't get made. Zing!
Candyland: The Return of Candyman
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
04:02:13 PM
Starring Tony Todd. Welcome to his world.
James Cameron's Risk!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
04:04:57 PM
With Bil Pulman as the Reds.
Didn't the guys from ABBA already do
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
04:07:20 PM
Chess?
Boba Fat, the game where you pulled stuff
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
04:10:17 PM
out of the sharks mouth was JAWS. When the movie came out they made this game. It was a plastic shark about a foot long. You loaded it's mouth with all the plastic pieces like scuba diver, license plate, etc. You took turns scooping it out and if the mouth snapped shut, you lost. It was the first game I ever bought with my own allowance money.
The Return of Candyman?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 21st, 2008
04:10:31 PM
That sounds awesome. I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm still waiting for Tony Todd to be given
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 21st, 2008
04:12:42 PM
a role worthy of an oscar nomination. The guy is incredible in all he does, both on tv and the big screen. I regret never seeing him on stage yet.
Hey! I had that JAWS game!
by DocPazuzu
Feb 21st, 2008
04:15:05 PM
All the little plastic bits were blue and there was a hook used to lift them out of its mouth. Really dumb, but I loved it.
Though monkey's brains may be popular...
by rhcp2sweet
Feb 21st, 2008
04:15:53 PM
in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C!
Shit, Imagine a Guess Who game with Politicians!!!
by loc420
Feb 21st, 2008
04:16:20 PM
This talkback...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 21st, 2008
04:18:16 PM
...reminds me of the McG Hot Wheels: The Movie talkback from a few years ago. Remember that?

http://www.aintitcool.com/node /14346

Say what???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by alienindisguise
Feb 21st, 2008
05:06:10 PM
Damn, seems like with the writers getting back to work things are starting to suck even more. This news makes me lose total faith in the magic of film.
HALLMARK: THE MOVIE
by christian66
Feb 21st, 2008
05:15:50 PM
A MONOPOLOY movie sounds like the dumbest idea of the 21st century. You really have to have some kind of bankrupt imagination as an exec to think this is a good thing. Sad.
I'm surprised this didn't happen a long time ago
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
05:21:45 PM
Life could be a Truman Show type movie.
Universal is now officially retarded
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 21st, 2008
05:32:14 PM
word is "CHECKERS the movie" is supposed to have some amazing cgi - the board and game pieces look photo-real
TRAILER for MONOPOLY: The Movie
by ZebraKiller
Feb 21st, 2008
05:52:04 PM
Looks like these guys were ahead of the curve. This was made almost 4 years ago, and it's a pretty damn slick trailer for an amateur. It's by a comedy troupe called Secret Pants, and it's called "movie trailer #1". Enjoy
http://tinyurl.com/2zm4hs
Jenga: The Movie Plot
by prajadhipok
Feb 21st, 2008
05:55:53 PM
it somehow involves terrorism
Sweeny Todd 2: Fuzzy Pumper Barber Set
by bswise
Feb 21st, 2008
06:25:56 PM
Watch Depp's hair grow!
Leo to Produce/Star in "Pachinko"
by bswise
Feb 21st, 2008
06:27:20 PM
To be set in a "New Manhattan" pinball arcade.
Eli Roth's "Easy Bake Oven"
by bswise
Feb 21st, 2008
06:29:40 PM
The lightbulb is on.
Brett Ratner's CHECKERS!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
06:31:28 PM
Samuel L Jackson and Ewan McGregor are CHECKERS!!
Wachowski's do live action "My Little Pony"
by bswise
Feb 21st, 2008
06:32:46 PM
Let's go for a ride!
Larry Cohen directs "It's Baby Alive!"
by bswise
Feb 21st, 2008
06:39:22 PM
Mama!
X-BOX: THE MOTION PICTURE!
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:39:38 PM
Angelina Jolie in "SLINKY: THE MOVIE!"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:41:24 PM
Angelina Jolie in "SLINKY: THE MOVIE!"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:41:41 PM
She's fun for a girl and a boy!
"TRUMP: THE GAME" -- The NBC Sunday Night Movie
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:43:43 PM
Oprah Presents: "OH, WHAT A MOUNTAIN!"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:45:23 PM
Remember that game?
"RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, 123: THE MINISERIES"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:47:22 PM
Johnny Fairplay is Shrinky Dinks!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
06:47:28 PM
Co starring Adam Sandler.
"POKER" starring EVERY actor that's played Celebrity Poker
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:50:58 PM
Clint Eastwood is directing "CANASTA"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
06:55:13 PM
The 1st WITCHBOARD rocked!
by Logan_1973
Feb 21st, 2008
07:12:57 PM
After that they went downhill. Classic 80's horror, very underrated. And if they re-make Clue someone should be shot dead.
...and fuck the WGA!
by Logan_1973
Feb 21st, 2008
07:17:23 PM
They got their dang bucketload of $$$ and they can't come up with an original thought to avoid this? Fuck 'em.
Darern Aronofsky's SPIROGRAPH
by CountryBoy
Feb 21st, 2008
07:17:31 PM
I could almost see him doing it...
Oooh, when you see that misspelling...
by CountryBoy
Feb 21st, 2008
07:19:10 PM
... it's like a knife in your heart.
Seagal! Van Damme! "TIDDLYWINKS"!
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
07:20:30 PM
Cameron Diaz, Christina Ricci, and Johnny Depp, in "SUDOKU"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 21st, 2008
07:26:05 PM
The best romantic comedy of 2008!
Ya know, honestly...
by Jaka
Feb 21st, 2008
07:39:15 PM
...isn't it just nice to hear that somebody is trying something that's at least a little bit new? Yes, Clue was done, and some people love that movie. But immediate mental images of Monopoly and Candy Land were both more on the surreal, Tim Burton C&TCF side of "kids movies". That could be interesting. And at least it's not a remake, reboot, rehash, sequel, etc. etc. etc.
Harrison Ford is TWISTER
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
07:44:18 PM
and Cate Blanchett is yellow
John Waters presents MYSTERY DATE!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 21st, 2008
07:58:19 PM
Starring the fat girl from Hairspray.
Steven Seagal is TAIL and Eric Roberts is DONKEY!
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
08:01:57 PM
This Summer, Somebody's Gonna Get Pinned!
Tom Cruise in movie just about billiards!
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
08:02:46 PM
Oh, wait, they already did that too.
Len Wiseman's An Evening of Murder
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
08:04:15 PM
Only they edit out the murder for a PG-13 rating, muther*GUNSHOT*!
Michael Bay's Pinball
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
08:06:30 PM
A bunch of incoherent flashing lights and loud noises like he always delivers.
Paul Haggis's COIN TOSS
by Spandau Belly
Feb 21st, 2008
08:08:07 PM
Showing how both heads and tails are prejudiced against each other but ha