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MONOPOLY: THE MOVIE! BATTLESHIP: THE MOVIE! CANDY LAND: THE MOVIE... I'm not kidding...

You sunk my first! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:14:05 AM
Will there be exploding sounds when the ship explodes?
"Nonononono No!" by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:15:31 AM
I must echo what Shia LeBeouf says in every single role of he's had.
Tim Curry by CuervoJones	Feb 21st, 2008 02:15:57 AM
Give him back. He has the Charles Atlas Seal of Approval.
"Captain, a giant red peg has... by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:16:44 AM
...crashed through our boiler room! What should we do?" "There's nothing we CAN do... they've sunk our battleship..."
I want Dennis Quaid for The Shoe! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:17:02 AM
And Harrison Ford for the Race Car.
RIP imagination by BenBraddock	Feb 21st, 2008 02:18:34 AM
Show Hollywood a barrel and then watch them scrape it
"You know where you're standing?" by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:18:35 AM
"No!" "That's right, straight to jail for you!" [Person pulls out a gun] "Consider THIS my get-out-of-jail-free card, you motherfucker!"
Chutes and Ladders would be a cool spy movie! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:19:13 AM

"Billy, what's on that card?" by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:20:31 AM
"It's BLUE, Linda..." "Oh no! Don't move there!" "I have to: we HAVE to complete the game of Candyland our we're doomed to reside in Candyland FOREVER!"
It's not easy having a good time! by CuervoJones	Feb 21st, 2008 02:20:45 AM
Even smiling makes my face ache!
Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Movie by Sledge Hammer	Feb 21st, 2008 02:21:10 AM
Eat me!
Do NOT pass go! (mothfing gunshot) by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:21:36 AM

"Yes! I WAS moving my hand all along!" by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:22:31 AM
"No, that's not possible!" "It's absolutely possible: there were no ghosts ordering you to kill off the rest of our teenage friends. It was me!"
"I'm going to go home to my WIFE." by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:23:43 AM
Wait... they already made this movie...
Martin Short for the Thimble! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:25:06 AM
A singing and dancing thimble.
"If Bond can get four red spots in a row..." by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:26:45 AM
Casino Royale-- Connect Four edition!
BATTLESHIP: two Naval fleets of utterly blind crewmen by George Newman	Feb 21st, 2008 02:26:54 AM
Can't see the game play translating well to movie.
Scrabble? Pictionary? Jenga? by darrenspool	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:16 AM
What a load of crap. Like selling the rights to a Scientology novel.
Operation: a medical drama by zooch	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:30 AM
Ratatouille 2: Mouse-Trap Twister, wait their already was a movie called that.
No, but seriously, someone needs to die. by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:34 AM
Whoever thought this was a good idea, needs to be shot.
A 4 by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:54 AM
You MISSED, muthafucka! Haha!!
I have an unimportant Exclamation by yodalovesyou	Feb 21st, 2008 02:28:21 AM
HOLLYWOOD IS FUCKING DEAD!!! LONG LIVE INDEPENDENT CINEMA!!
B12, you son of a bitch! by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:29:40 AM
~
what about MEMORY? that was always a great game by George Newman	Feb 21st, 2008 02:30:38 AM
the film could just be a series of still images and the audience has to guess if they've seen that one before.
Barrel Of Monkeys by Sledge Hammer	Feb 21st, 2008 02:31:33 AM
Hey, look! It's a barrel of monkeys! The End.
Simon the movie! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:33:18 AM
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! for two hours!
endless potential for sequels(starWars, spongebob editions) by George Newman	Feb 21st, 2008 02:34:04 AM
think of all the sports teams-themed Monopoly editions there are!!!
billions of new filmmakers with new ideas... by Prossor	Feb 21st, 2008 02:35:08 AM
are ignored while studios adapt board games. i weep for the future!!!!!! 2012 CANT COME SOON ENOGH AND END IT ALL.
That DVD thing Scene it could be its own movie. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:35:26 AM

Uno: The Movie by Sledge Hammer	Feb 21st, 2008 02:38:03 AM
I have no idea what I'm doing right now... Uno! Finis
Go Fish the movie! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:26 AM
You must get a match before the time bomb runs out!
They don't have a Clue by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:30 AM
I love the original Clue and I'm hoping against hope for a special edition of it, complete with vast amounts of bonus material. sigh I know it will probably never happen.
Twister- THE MOVIE! by PirateEmery	Feb 21st, 2008 02:40:16 AM
"Idiot! In Latin, Jehovah starts with an I!" Didn't they already do Twister in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
Trivial Pursuit: The Movie by The Zombie Rapist From Hell	Feb 21st, 2008 02:44:28 AM

Chess: The Movie by The Zombie Rapist From Hell	Feb 21st, 2008 02:50:26 AM

Charade: The Movie by The Zombie Rapist From Hell	Feb 21st, 2008 02:55:30 AM

Whack-A-Mole: The epic saga by CuervoJones	Feb 21st, 2008 03:23:46 AM
Starring Triple X
Triple H by CuervoJones	Feb 21st, 2008 03:24:14 AM
Not Triple X.
Save this article... by Kirbymanly	Feb 21st, 2008 03:45:40 AM
For this be the proof that Hollwood Suits have no ideas of their own and do not trust creative types. This is a sad day indeed. :(
Monopoly Board Murders by Kefrif	Feb 21st, 2008 04:31:32 AM
Think about this. You could make a serial killer movie st in, say London, who bases all his moves on a game of monpoly. Then for a sequel use the same premise and set it in New York. Then you could get all trippy and set one in the Star Wars Universe, then Springfield, and finally Disney Land. The possibilities for ropey sequels are endless!!!
Operation The Movie! by Boba Fat	Feb 21st, 2008 04:35:29 AM
or what was that game where you had to pull stuff out of a Sharks mouth? That would make a good film.
I love the CLUE movie, dont remake it fuckers! by Mike_D	Feb 21st, 2008 04:35:43 AM
I can watch that over and over.
Zooch by Boba Fat	Feb 21st, 2008 04:37:41 AM
You have my apologies and respect. I'll read the talkback next time.
Bukaroo the movie! by FILMFUNK	Feb 21st, 2008 05:21:10 AM
Connect 4 - The story of one colours race to line up 4 in a row against the might of another set of coloured disks! Paper Scissors Rock Starring the Rock as 'rock' Swingball the movie starring the hilarious Will Ferrel playing swingball badly to great comedic effect!
I'm the Butler. What do you do? I buttle! by filmcoyote	Feb 21st, 2008 05:23:05 AM
Clue is a great movie. Endlessly watchable - Michael McKean, Madeleine Kahn, Tim Curry on top form, Christopher Lloyd, just great. Oh, and PirateEmery's Battleship post was the funniest thing i read on this site in ages.
Tim Curry by DonnieDorko	Feb 21st, 2008 05:36:22 AM
Is just a cheap version of Raul Julia.
Hasbro as Giant Octopus by onusbone	Feb 21st, 2008 05:52:22 AM
If I recall correctly, Hasbro owns Atari, Wizards of the Coast, Avalon Hill, and many other game companies. This could mean almost any one of their properties could make it to the big screen.
They'll make a porno called by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 06:16:12 AM
Mr. Mouth.
I thought the writers strike was over by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 06:16:50 AM
Where the hell has the creativity gone?
"Communism's just a red herring." by rbatty024	Feb 21st, 2008 06:49:59 AM
I too love Clue: The Movie. Entirely underrated. The question is, will Monopoly take place in the depression era 30's? Somehow I doubt it.
'Monopoly' will be like 'There Will Be Blood' by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 07:05:27 AM
Mr. Moneybags is the new Daniel Plainview in a complex portrait of a ruthless self-made tycoon.
we need four fat actresses for Hungry Hungry Hippos by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 07:14:27 AM
it can be one of those "accept yourself for being fat" movies like Shrek.
Shutes and ladders! by FlickaPoo	Feb 21st, 2008 07:14:56 AM

Stratego! by FlickaPoo	Feb 21st, 2008 07:17:07 AM

Gilliam and "Candy Land"... by Anna Valerious	Feb 21st, 2008 07:41:04 AM
I think I already got freaked out with the "Gingerbread Man" part of "The Brothers Grimm"... Maybe we need Zack Helm to redeem himself with this one.
Risk by ForkTongue	Feb 21st, 2008 07:59:56 AM
All out War!!! Ukraine is weak!
Kerplunk: The Motion Picture by boba_rob	Feb 21st, 2008 08:23:08 AM
Yeah, that would be great.
Scrabble: Curse of the Irritable Vowels by boba_rob	Feb 21st, 2008 08:24:33 AM
Ha!
Jenga: The Movie by WatertownSurfer	Feb 21st, 2008 08:24:54 AM
Michael Bay. Explosions.
Connect Four: Revenge of the Red Checkers by boba_rob	Feb 21st, 2008 08:25:59 AM
Yup, I'm done.
I'm still waiting for... by Kid Z	Feb 21st, 2008 08:30:33 AM
... Pass Out: The Motion Picture... but I'll settle for Hi Bob: The Movie!
SCRABBLE III: ATTACK OF THE EBONICS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 21st, 2008 08:36:17 AM
Is there a C in Schizzle?
MONOPOLY: THE NEW JACK CITY EDITION by BringingSexyBack	Feb 21st, 2008 08:37:49 AM
I'd like to buy a crackhouse for $1,000 please.
DUNCAN YO-YO: THE MOVIE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 21st, 2008 08:40:58 AM
Kinda like The Flying Guillotine except with a yo-yo.
Hungry Hungry Hippos by skimn	Feb 21st, 2008 08:49:56 AM
by Michael Crichton. Genetically altered hippos escape a secret underground testing facility, devouring everything in their path. Plucky Dr. Amanda Nguyen Rodriguez must do everything within her power to stop them before they reach the nuclear power plant on the outskirts of town.
"Sorry, Death. You lose." by Darkman	Feb 21st, 2008 08:50:34 AM
"It was Professor Plum." "I said 'Plum'." "No way! You said 'Mustard'!" Seriously, this money could be used to feed starving nations and a studio's gonna spend it on adaptations of board games?! What the fuck?!
Scrabble IV: Revenge of the Proper Nouns by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 08:58:54 AM
At last we will reveal ourselves. At last we will have our revenge.
Hungry Hungry Hippos starring MoNique by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 09:04:07 AM
or however she spells her name. Look, I'm not trying to pick on fat people, because I used to be fat. What I'm saying is in this day, with all the nutrition information we have, she's saying it's okay to be fat and calls those who aren't "skinny bitches." I heard of a line in Roscoe Jenkins where her character calls her sweet tea "liquid diabetes," so she is obviously aware of the consequences. I'll be the first to say it ain't easy to lose weight, and there are three different body types so not everyone is going to look like a supermodel. I'm saying you can't accept obesity as okay. Big and curvy: nothing wrong with that. But there's a difference between that and obese.
Hungry Hungry Hippos by skimn	Feb 21st, 2008 09:07:27 AM
Its just like Night Of The Lepus, except with, you know, hippos.
Cootie the Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 09:12:46 AM
Basically a re-make of Them where cute backyard bugs mutate into giant carnivorous insects.
"One plus one plus two plus one." by uss cygnus	Feb 21st, 2008 09:19:21 AM
"One plus one...SHUT UP!!"
Coleco Football: The Motion Picture by Diagnostic	Feb 21st, 2008 09:19:57 AM
Make a movie based on the Star Wars Board games.
Ridley Scott? by thrillgamesh	Feb 21st, 2008 09:20:48 AM
I remember an announcement last summer saying that Ridley Scott wanted to turn Monopoly into a movie. It could be kinda cool, actually, if they make it an intelligent thriller about the pitfalls of capitalism.
A Movie Based on the SW Board Games.... by uss cygnus	Feb 21st, 2008 09:22:54 AM
Would be better than the prequel trilogy. Just keep Luca$ away from them!
"I AM YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM..."BANG!! by uss cygnus	Feb 21st, 2008 09:26:55 AM
Kristen Chenoweth for the singing telegram girl.
What makes is worse.... by PippinTheJedi	Feb 21st, 2008 09:29:29 AM
Is when you know about some of the stuff they AREN'T making. You, know, awesome books that have been waiting for a screen treatment for far too long. Candy Land movie? WTF?!?!?
Cootie The Movie by skimn	Feb 21st, 2008 09:34:58 AM
"Now...if we can just....get that antennae disconnected...."
Remember when... by skimn	Feb 21st, 2008 09:36:03 AM
didn't Richard Donner option the Crazy Taxi video game for the screen...?
Gramma..re:Hungry by skimn	Feb 21st, 2008 09:37:28 AM
add Kirsti Alley and Delta Burke to your cast...( the Enquirer edition )
"You heff SAHNK MAH BATTLE-SHEEP!" by Osmosis Jones	Feb 21st, 2008 09:43:41 AM
"Best of seven...?" ~ "DAMN RIGHT!"
Well I didn't think they could make 3 movies out of a pirate rid by modlight	Feb 21st, 2008 09:51:36 AM
and they couldn't, only the first one was good.
Hi Ho Cherry-O by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:02:32 AM
This summer your cherry will pop
Eli Roth Presents Don't Wake Daddy by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:08:16 AM
or he will bathe in your blood
Anne Ramsey's corpse in "OLD MAID" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:08:56 AM

Salma Hayek in Ants in the Pants by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:09:51 AM
extreme pleasure
Michael Gross is Burt Gummer in "Crossfire" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:11:28 AM
He wont get caught up in the...
Saw V: Stay Alive by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:13:29 AM

Morgan Freeman is Mr. Bucket by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:14:04 AM
the balls pop out of his mouth
Mousetrap starring Nathan Lane by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:14:24 AM
Wait, they already tried that.
Hangman by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:15:14 AM
Hey, the title says it all. Plus you can use old voice tracks of Vincent Price.
Guillermo Del Toro's "Mall Madness" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:15:27 AM
starring Kathy Bates as the Mall
Don't Break the Ice by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:16:32 AM
A story of survival in the waters of the Arctic. I guess you could just paste that title over Shackleton.
Jimmy Smitts is Tic Tac Toe by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:17:33 AM
XOXOXO
007 in Die Again Yahtzee by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:18:18 AM
He uses Q's special dice to win the tournament, save the girl, and defeat the bad guy with one weird standout feature somewhere on his body.
Toss Across by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:18:51 AM
Um, no bad idea, sounds like a porno.
"Mall Madness" by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:19:25 AM
soundtrack by Robin Sparkles.
Gotta run Kloipy by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 10:20:33 AM
later
Ted Kennedy in "Mad Libs" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:20:53 AM
some political humor there
see ya Binks by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 10:21:12 AM

"Your first husband disappeared." by maxwell's hammer	Feb 21st, 2008 10:31:25 AM
"Well, that was his job. He was an illusionist." "But he never reappeared!" "He wasn't a very good illusionist."
Michael Bay's Jacks by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 10:39:12 AM
The whole movie will be from the perspective of the ball manically bouncing up and down and only catching glimpses of the hands picking up the jacks. Music by Aerosmith feat. Akon
Daniel Craig in a movie entirely about poker! by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 10:40:02 AM
Wait, they actually did that. People loved it. Sorry.
Seth Green must be psychic... by jopari	Feb 21st, 2008 10:51:18 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yrkmrq God, I love Robot Chicken.
Rob Zombie presents Nightmare: The Movie by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 11:12:04 AM
Staring Captain Spalding as The Gatekeeper.
Peter Jackson's Monopoly by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 11:13:32 AM
3 and a half hours long in theaters, 8 hour director's cut, which would be about as long as the game usually lasts in real life anyway.
Bruce Campbell in Fireball Island. by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 11:14:46 AM
You know that would rock. Though Hollywood would give the role to Brendan Fraser instead.
Michel Gondry's 'SceneIt?' by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 11:30:07 AM
Starring Jack Black and Mos Def. Oh wait, they already did that, too.
Eli Roth's Mousetrap by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 11:31:50 AM
Starring Shia LaBoeuf as the Mouse. Production design by Art Spiegelman.
George Romero's Operation.. by spaceworlder	Feb 21st, 2008 11:34:49 AM
..with surgical gore effects by Tom Savini.
Pauley Shore in Trouble: Bio-Dome 2 by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 11:43:59 AM
owwhoooo! this time it's personal... and pop-o-matic, buuud-dy!
Brian Depalma's "Perfection" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 11:45:25 AM
put the pieces into the slot, make the right connection
"Operation: The Movie" by darthvedder81	Feb 21st, 2008 11:48:35 AM
With Jack Black as "Cavity Sam"! Directed by Dennis Dugan!
Mircornauts: Episode IV.2 by Diagnostic	Feb 21st, 2008 11:56:32 AM
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Uwe Boll's Sorry by TheBaxter	Feb 21st, 2008 11:57:20 AM
a board game movie adaptation? or an attempt to beg forgiveness for every single film he's ever made?
Cloverfield 2: Go Fish! by KenobiFan	Feb 21st, 2008 11:59:32 AM
I saw it! It's a Lion(fish)!
Darren Aronofsky's Boggle by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 12:01:36 PM
He can do it as a spinoff to 'Pi'.
Gus Van Sant's "Gator Golf" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:03:35 PM
Nothing is greater, than golf with a gator. Warwick Davis as the golf ball
this could work by mrbong	Feb 21st, 2008 12:13:36 PM
if Hasbro made a board game called Spunk!, and then the film version could be called "Mad About Wanking" or something. they may find it tricky making a TV spin-off of it, but you never know.
George Bush in Children's Clue by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:14:18 PM
umm...heeheeehee, it was sodom in dat dere Iraq, with the anti-freedum club
Roger Clemens in "Memory" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:17:31 PM
I do not recall...
What about Risk? by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 12:24:02 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
What about Risk? by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 12:24:13 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four (to six) leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
What about Risk? by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 12:24:18 PM
The fate of the world is in the hands of four (to six) leaders. Their armies will destroy another unless one man can risk his hold over the world to save it.
Sorry, double post. Or there's always Guess Who? by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 12:25:49 PM
'game pieces do not actually talk.'
Reel American Hero by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:28:16 PM
that's hilarious 'game pieces do not actually talk'. I remember that shit in the commercial
Bonkers----The Movie by thelordofhell	Feb 21st, 2008 12:29:30 PM
It's fun...it's nice...it's never the same movie twice.
Parcheesi: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:36:17 PM
An ancient puzzle is about to be revealed. Its course was sent by the kings of the ancient world. And now, it has returned.
Rubik's Cube vs. Hellraiser by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:37:41 PM
Soundtrack by Menudo
The Hand Slap Game by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 12:40:25 PM
directed by Steven Seagal
Battleship: Earth!!!! by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 12:40:45 PM
With John Travolta as that weird Milli Vanelli dreadlocks haha
the girls from 2 f by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:41:33 PM

the Girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup in "Craps" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:42:03 PM
Shoot em Up
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman in... by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 12:42:07 PM
Double Dare: Double Teamed.
Will Smith and Hayley Joel Osment in by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 12:44:12 PM
Rock 'Em Sock 'em Robots
Upwords by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:45:42 PM
Up yours Hasbro
Hahahah Double Dare by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 12:47:07 PM
That was good, but what about TROUBLE: with Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan inside the bubble. Oh yeaah
Stephen King's "Tonka" Trucks by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:47:12 PM
The long awaited follow up to Maximum Overdrive.
Then I come from Behind and Eat them ... by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 12:47:43 PM

Magic Eight Ball by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:48:47 PM
The key to your destiny is in the palm of your hand.
Jenga: The Movie by Dasher	Feb 21st, 2008 12:48:59 PM
Which 'wooden' actor could they get to play Jenga? I can just see the quote from the press release: A film about how we build things up and then knock them down.
Dungeons and Dragons by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:49:19 PM
Oh, wait.
The Game of Life by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:50:14 PM
They already tried to market this crap. It was called RENT.
Hey Dasher!!! by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 12:50:26 PM
Hayden Christensen would get the part in a landslide. The role he was born to play. haha
Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast by The Funketeer	Feb 21st, 2008 12:51:04 PM
Which is more than likely what the deal was going for. Think D&D and Magic the Gathering instead.
Talladega Nights 2: Hot Wheel vs. Matchbox by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:51:09 PM

Best Talkback Ever by Burger_Supreme	Feb 21st, 2008 12:52:47 PM
Seriously.
Domino 2: Dominoes by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:53:28 PM
It ain't about pizza or the X-Force chick this time.
MIchael Bay to Direct BATTLESHIP!!! by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 12:53:30 PM
They got my $10 dollars
He did, it was called by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:54:32 PM
Pearl Harbor
RISK by BigTexas42	Feb 21st, 2008 12:55:43 PM
The Ukrain is WEAK!!!
Crocodile Dentist by BigTexas42	Feb 21st, 2008 12:56:40 PM
Starring Ice Cube and Tommy Lee Jones
Castle Risk starring Rodney Dangerfield. by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 12:56:53 PM
The game, like the actor, that got no respect.
Paul Giamatti in "Solitare" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:01:24 PM
1 is the loneliest number
Perfection... by BigTexas42	Feb 21st, 2008 01:01:51 PM
thriller featuring John Malcovich vs. Michael Emmerson
Superfection by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:03:13 PM
They thought they solved the puzzle. They thought all the pieces fit. They were wrong.
Sorry! by BigTexas42	Feb 21st, 2008 01:03:28 PM
documentary featuring celebrities apologizing after they get caught doing something potentially career-damaging
Andy DIck in "Mystery Date" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:04:58 PM

Penelope Cruz is "Lite Bright" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:06:27 PM

Excuse me sir, what seems to be your Boggle by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:06:32 PM
My boggle? Say, how much do you weigh?
Sorry would spawn unlimitted sequels by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:07:07 PM

Michael Douglas in "That Triangle Game from Old Country Buffet" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:09:06 PM

Mastermind by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:13:59 PM
Starring Patrick Stewart as..oh wait.
Laurence Fishburn in Othello by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:14:44 PM
oh wait...
Domino III: Triominoes by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:15:53 PM

Mille Bournes: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:16:58 PM
Just use the chase scenes from Ronin.
The scary thing is Clue not only worked, but by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:18:12 PM
it was a good movie, and depending on which theater you saw it in, it could be one of three different endings. Only when they started broadcasting it on tv did they show all three at once.
Harrison Ford in "Lincoln Logs" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:18:41 PM

Clue was funny as hell by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:19:14 PM
I always loved that movie
Scanners IV: Headache by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:19:30 PM

What's the deal on that Harrison Ford by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:20:09 PM
Lincoln movie anyway. Is that still going to happen?
Slap Jack starring Jack Black by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:20:59 PM
People would pay money not only to see this, but co-star in it.
we'll see Binks by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:21:05 PM
hopefully he'll still be alive by then
Leon Redbone in "Don't Spill the Beans" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:22:01 PM

Casino Royale 2: Casino Yahtzee by BigTexas42	Feb 21st, 2008 01:22:19 PM

SIMON starring Jeremy Irons by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 01:22:23 PM
Simon's a computer, Simon has a brain, you either do what Simon says or else go down the drain... with a VENGEANCE!
This is stupid by DeadPanWalking	Feb 21st, 2008 01:22:52 PM
This is stupid, all these board games have already been made into movies. Scrabble (Word Wars) Monopoly (There Will Be Blood)Risk (Napoleon) Pictionary (Monkeybone) Mouse Trap (An American Tail) Magic: The Gathering (Trekkies) Battleship (Sgt. Bilko) etc. Not to mention Clue (Clue) and Dungeons & Dragons (Dungeons & Dragons.)
Scatman Crothers in Dance Dance Revolution by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 01:23:24 PM

Operation: Starring Angelina Jolie by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:24:10 PM
Yeah.... Here's my $10.
Super Mario Brothers by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:31:27 PM
Oh wait..... Bob Hoskins must have needed a new house or something. Someone that talented had no business doing that. Wasn't Hopper in that too when his career was in the?
Crash Test Dummies: The Movie by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 01:31:57 PM
Starring Lindsay Lohan
Drinking Game: The Movie by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 01:32:25 PM
Also starring Lindsay Lohan
Power Hour: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:38:57 PM
Starring Britney Spears. Released the same weekend as Drinking Game to compete.
Just checking... by rutgersjaffo	Feb 21st, 2008 01:39:04 PM
Has somebody already done the 'Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots' movie joke?
Paper Airplanes: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:40:01 PM
When our skies our threatened there is only one group of heroes we can call.
Concentration: The Movie, directed by Michael Mann by Violator90	Feb 21st, 2008 01:40:34 PM
In a world where sex, drugs, and violence rule, you have to remember EVERYTHING and it all takes. . . CONCENTRATION. I can see this now.
Yeah rutgersjaffo, just scan up a ways by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:40:39 PM
quite humorous actually.
Also... by rutgersjaffo	Feb 21st, 2008 01:41:25 PM
I love Clue with Tim Curry. One of the great ensemble comedy films of all-time. Right up there with Canonball Run, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, and Twelve Angry Men. What? Twelve Angry Men isn't a comedy? Interesting...
Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:41:28 PM
The time has come to choose your weapon.
Where in line at the DMV is Carmen Sandiego? by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 01:42:33 PM
Starring Salma Hayek as the master thief with the expired license. Summer 2009.
Vaudeville you idiot by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:43:17 PM
You just have these hacks a real idea.
Not the DMV part, but the rest by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:44:02 PM
Seriously, you know they'll consider it.
Grammaton, so long as they get Rockapella to score the film... by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 01:47:25 PM
...would that be a bad thing!?
But seriously, this is stupid shit. . . by Violator90	Feb 21st, 2008 01:50:41 PM
Hollywood can't even make a decent superhero movie or video game movie, and now board games are going to get shitted on as well?!?! WTF?!?! I remember when that so called "contest" on the next project would be for Rob Zombie was full of crazy but funny ideas, but DAMN! I NEVER thought that Hollywood would be that fucking desperate to actually take them seriously! On the other hand, if these movies are done right and given a nice twist they may actually be decent movies. But then again how many times have we crossed our fingers just hoping for an even OK movie based on a beloved resource/material. I will most likely still to YOUTUBE and see some REALLY thought out movies made by people that ACTUALLY give a damn about the material they are handling. This is fucked up for the world of cinema.
Crocodile Dentist by mrskatsopolis	Feb 21st, 2008 01:53:09 PM
"Mr. Croc I suggest you cut down on soda, and by soda I mean humans."
Vaudeville, now that you mention it.... by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:56:19 PM
I saw Rockapella in concert a few years ago. These guys are real singers not like these pop princesses out there. It was an incredible show. I'll need to see them again next time they're in the area.
Tag! a film by McG by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 01:57:01 PM
This summer, you're it! And McG will do more press releases expressing bafflement over why he's not respected.
Hollywood: yesterday and today by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:58:34 PM
Yesterday: I can't make this camera angle work. It's the biggest scene in the movie and it won't work. I got it. We'll bust a hole in the floor, and start digging until the camera fits. Today: Uh duh can I play with a board game?
Tag 2: Freeze Tag by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 01:59:18 PM
Announcing the return of The Governator.
Play-Doh - A Film by Robert Zemekis by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 01:59:51 PM
Motion captured actors will play with Play Doh and eventually sculpt other people who look less creepy then they do.
Play Doh: The Fun Factory Adventure by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:00:24 PM
Starring Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell and Mike Meyers. Oh shoot, another idea Hollywood is going to eat up.
Who Spandau Belly by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:00:58 PM
That was freaky. Great minds think alike I guess.
I meant whoa, stupid typos by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:01:39 PM

David Lynch's Mindtrap by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:02:55 PM
Starring Kyle MacLachlin as Sam Shady.
Val Kilmer in Play-Doh by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 02:03:45 PM
imagination taking shape in the folds of a washed-up actor's gut!
Bruce Willis is Mr. Potato Head: Quest for the Lost Nose by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:06:24 PM
Hint: it's under the sofa.
Monopoly-Free Parking!!!!! by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:07:03 PM
We don't Need No Stinkin' Rules!
Thoughts? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 21st, 2008 02:07:12 PM
This is the sickest bs I've ever heard. Just. Sick.
Blame the Writer's Strike for this idiocy by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:08:35 PM
Board games into movies, really, who's gonna pay for that? Although if they do Hungry Hungry Hippos (is that Hasbro?) I will be there. Because Hippos will kill you.
Cranium: The Feast of the Undead by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:08:55 PM
Directed by George Romero
Wow, Spandau, Grammaton... by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 02:09:11 PM
...two steps ahead of me, there.
No Spandau, that would be a documentary of by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:09:37 PM
Michael Jackson
Hey studios, there are these things called books!!! by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:09:52 PM
The only thing more confusing than the Hollywood studio system is government.
Jenga-the movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:10:36 PM
Failure is entertaining!
I'd recommend Wooly Willie: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:10:52 PM
but again, it sounds like a porno.
Hell, adapt more videogames to movies by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:12:10 PM
Boardgames? This has to be a joke, on somebody, by someone.
Colorforms: The Motion Picture by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:12:34 PM
Before Photoshop, before cut and paste, before computers ... they were.
Risk - From the people who brought you Syriana by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:12:40 PM
Bigger. Vaguer. Snobbier. Pinko-er.
Jessica Alba stars in Slip N Slide by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 02:13:07 PM
While not actually based on a board game per se, you know you'd go see it.
Next up will be Greeting Card Movies by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:13:38 PM
Sorry to hear you're under the weather, but that's what you get for sleeping outside! Directed by Roland Emmerich
Soylent, even that's a crapshoot. by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:13:43 PM
For every Mortal Kombat there is a Super Mario Brothers out there.
Viewfinder-The Movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:14:32 PM
In a world filled with motion, he prefered still film cells.
Etch-a-Sketch: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:15:24 PM
We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. Diagonal? Well, um er you see, uh....
That game in every waiting room with the balls on tracks by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:15:41 PM
starring Coolio and Edward James Olmos
All this board game talk reminds me of.. by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 02:16:05 PM
A joke I came up with years ago 'It's the game of Mastervation. It's got all the strategy of Mastermind, and the fun of Aggravation. It's fun to play with yourself, or a friend.'
Grammaton, true dat by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:17:08 PM
I just wonder if the characters are going to have to wait there turn to call out letters and numbers for Battleship, or if, in the Monopoly movie, there will be a plot point of one devious player who doesn't remind the sweet little old lady (his sworn nemesis) that someone landed on her property and owes her rent. The next player goes for his turn and the devious sumbitch laughs maniacally as all the other players look confused...
Slinky: The triumphant return of by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:17:17 PM
Long John Holmes.
Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez: Truth or Dare Double Bil by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:17:21 PM
Also to feature short interludes such as: Person who doesn't want to play Truth or Dare but wants to stay in the room and watch (directed by Rob Zombie) Person who waffles about whether they will pick Truth or Dare (directed by Eli Roth) and Rock, Paper, Machete (starring Danny Trejo)
Water Pistols: The Movie by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:18:21 PM
Hey if you get some girls and some t-shirts.......
Connect Four by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:18:40 PM
One of the characters will see he's about to lose and he'll pull the little slide out, making all the pieces fall. Followed by maniacal laughter.
Mel Gibson's Hide and Go Seek by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:20:04 PM
Set in Atalantis in a language based on various things that have washed up on various beaches over the years.
Rock, Paper, Machete-Fuck Yeah by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:20:13 PM
Damn it Weinsteins, you fucked Grindhouse and you fucked Danny Trejo's potential star making turn as the titular hero of Machete!
Yeah Soylent, and the guy on Baltic will be by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:20:41 PM
played by some broke strung out dude. Just when he gets on his feet, wham, he's hit by The Man's income tax.
Lucy Liu in Mahjong by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:21:37 PM

Tiddlywinks by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:21:38 PM
The most frustrating and boring film ever made. Directed by the ghost of Ingmar Bergman
Ang Lee's Guess How Many by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:22:03 PM
Three hours of a jar full of gumballs on screen followed by a black screen telling you how many there were in the jar.
Do Not Pass Go by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:22:35 PM
Maybe there's a role for Sarah Polley?
Risk/Stratego, potentially could work by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:23:34 PM
If you're retarded.
Here's what's scary: by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:23:39 PM
We're so mad that this just became the talk talkback.
Gotta split again guys by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 02:24:57 PM
I'll look forward to enjoying the rest of your ideas later.
SoylentMean by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:25:23 PM
thank you for Tiddlywinks
Dario Argento's Broken Game with Missing Instructions by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 02:25:28 PM
But it's still fun.
Monopoly-Spending Spree by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:25:44 PM
The winner tries to buy stuff with his/her earnings from the game, only to find out it's not actually legal tender. Closeup on angrily squinting eyes with the sound of a shotgun being pumped. Cue credits. Cliffhanger for the sequel.
Carson Kresley is Silly Puddy by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:25:48 PM

Tiddlywinks 2- What's with the felt? by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:26:52 PM
I think I ended up using that stuff for fake grass for my G.I. Joes...
Falling Down 2:JENGA by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:20 PM

George Lucas to Direct Jenga: The Movie by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:27 PM
Get all the wooden actors, Georgie, it would be a hit.
Parchesi? What the hell is that? by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:27:54 PM
I never played. Was one of the pieces a grater?
Operation Iraqi Freedom in "Trivial Pursuit" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:28:29 PM

done correctly maybe by starfleetwhore	Feb 21st, 2008 02:29:42 PM
i don't understand where the plots for like 90% of these game-movies would come from. they did clue and it was the shit. lets leave it at that.
Jacks by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:29:53 PM
Starring Doug Bradley. Some little kid leaves a shitload of jacks on the sidewalk and Ol' Dougie slips and falls on them. The become embedded in his skin and he starts to pursue souls...
Jet Li and Jason Stathem in "Thumb War" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:30:46 PM

Scene It-Spec Script Edition by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:31:06 PM
The only movie with a plot twist where the answer is itself.
im down with soultaking by starfleetwhore	Feb 21st, 2008 02:32:19 PM

Red Light, Green Light- the movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:32:28 PM
In his fast paced world there was only stop and go. He yielded for no one.
Jessica Alba in Ding, Dong, Ditch by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:32:39 PM

Juillane Moore in Red Rover by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:33:13 PM
let PTA come over
'PICTIONARY', starring Ed Harris as Jackson Pollock by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:33:59 PM
His teammates kill him after the first round.
Hungry Hungry Hippos!!! Starring: by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 02:34:20 PM

Life-the Movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:34:55 PM
Not starring Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence. It could be a college recruitment film!
Kathy Bates is Gak! by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:36:13 PM

hangman by starfleetwhore	Feb 21st, 2008 02:36:18 PM
every actor or actress i never liked looses and has to pay the consequences.
Reynard, tha's funny by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:36:30 PM
See, if you throw it on the canvas all willy-nilly like, it's art. And it's Burt Reynolds.
Taboo starring me and Salma Hayek by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:37:41 PM

Hi Ho! Cherry O! by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:37:42 PM
Sounds like someone insulting a stripper. Greenlight that shit!
Steven Spielberg's 'STRATEGO' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:38:34 PM
But instead of bombs, they use flashlights.
Salma Hayek mention by Kloipy causes drooling by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:00 PM
Salma... Hayek... elipsis...
WHEEL OF FORTUNE starring Ben Stiller... by vaudeville villain	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:15 PM
as Pat Sajak. Contestant 1: "Pat, can I trouble you for a vowel for $250?" Pat: "You can trouble me for a shut-the-hell-up for $250!"
Paris Hilton's underwear scrapings in "Creepy Crawlers" by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:31 PM

Memory-the Movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:39:47 PM
Does this look familiar?
Hungry Hungry Hippos!!!! Starring: by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 02:40:49 PM
1. Roseanne Barr 2. Kirstie Alley 3. Rosie O'Donell 4. Kathy Bates
Trouble-the movie by SoylentMean	Feb 21st, 2008 02:40:52 PM
She was a popamatic girl in a popamatic world.
George Lucas' "CHUTES AND LADDERS" by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:41:50 PM
Greedo chutes first.
Michael Vick in Pound Puppies by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:42:07 PM

Christopher Guest's 'TIDDLY WINKS' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:45:09 PM
The kooky cast has no idea how uncool they are as they compete to make the international championship in Boca Raton, Florida.
In the game of LIFE no one wins! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:46:58 PM

Peter Weir's 'ELECTRONIC BATTLESHIP' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:49:03 PM
Working title: 'MASTER AND COMMANDER 2: The HMS Surprise Gets the Bomb', starring Russell Crowe as a grizzled old ship commander who must sink Gene Hackman's submarine before he blows an elite northern prep school off the map (along with anyone's fleeting fond memories of Robin Williams as a decent project chooser)
See? Kloipy is busy converting by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:49:06 PM
the masses to the Church of Chang. Come one, come all to the Indy TB, which still lives on thanks to our merry band of Kyle Reese Warciples. Burt Gummer will show the true path to manhood, a path caste in molten bronze .50 shell casings, which leads us all to the light of a Tony Jaa flaming leg kick, at which point we cross over into infinity. Go purchase the Tremors Attack Pack now for 15.65 at dvduniverse and be open to the truth!
Michael Gross in "STRATEGO" by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:50:09 PM
The game is live to make the other guy die first. Coming this summer.
We've got work to do Abom! by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:51:33 PM

Warwick Davis in MArble Madness by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:52:22 PM

Burt Gummer battles "HUNGRY HIPPOS" by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:53:48 PM
Coming this Christmas. Just when you thought it was safe to be around big animals that eat lots of stuff.
oops! I have to apologize by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:55:04 PM
I scrolled up and saw Reynard already suggested Stratego. Sorry 'bout that, buddy!
The Wachowski Brothers' 'SCATTERGORIES' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:55:14 PM
Just try to figure out what the fuck they're thinking for their category and then just come up with your own answer. Because there's no way you'll get what they were thinking of. Sequel: Scattergories Reloaded - More Categories.
And loc suggested HIPPOS by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:56:51 PM
Damn! That'll teach me to join a fresh talkback already in progress. His choices for the Hippos were spot-on. And on that note, I must vacate my office and make the world safe for Gummer and the coming of the One Final FLK.
Flava Flav as the Mr. Monopoly by BLIND ALBINO PENGUINS	Feb 21st, 2008 02:58:22 PM
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200,BOYY.
Guillero Del Torros "UNO" by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 21st, 2008 02:58:26 PM
This fall. There can only be One really fucked up looking monsters with eyes on his palms.
M. Night Shyamalan's 'CLUE' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 02:58:40 PM
"Whoever you think it is or whatever you think is happening - guess again, because the master of horror/surprise/wtf has his biggest twist yet". Almost too easy.
See ya later Abom by Kloipy	Feb 21st, 2008 02:59:17 PM
have a good night!
Stanley Kubrick's 'OPERATION' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:01:36 PM
Cue Trailer Voice Guy: "Dr. Strangelove 2...will he be able to control his hand enough to get the crazy horse out? Coming this July."
What about that THE SIMS movie AICN reported last year? by ricarleite	Feb 21st, 2008 03:03:14 PM
Is that in pre production? Clue was a good film, but I fail to see how you can adapt MONOPOLY into a movie. A mix between Life Stinks and Wall Street? Once again, a Jon Peters esque Hollywood going apeshit loco. Damn.
This news may be by Mattyboy122	Feb 21st, 2008 03:07:52 PM
Depressing regarding the state of originality in Hollywood (or lackthereof), but on the bright side the responses in this talkback have been hilarious. Every cloud has a silver lining indeed.
and...scene by purplepurple	Feb 21st, 2008 03:09:22 PM
lets just go home and die
Michael Duglas IS Monoply! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 03:13:17 PM
And Charlie Sheen is the race car.
Hulk Hogan in Shark Attack:The Movie by Reel American Hero	Feb 21st, 2008 03:16:15 PM
It's coming to get you, brother!
Jack Black IS Hungry Hungry Hipps! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 03:21:37 PM

Battleship: The Movie by Necromunda	Feb 21st, 2008 03:24:57 PM
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen. Similair to Das Boot, but with less pubic hair jokes and a happy ending for the kids.
Gilliam is too classy for Candy Land... by Experiment 626	Feb 21st, 2008 03:28:07 PM
...that's more Tim Burton territory, isn't it?
Quentin Tarantino's 'CATCH PHRASE' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:30:39 PM
'Nuff said.
Johnny Depp IS Candy Land by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 03:30:44 PM
With some cheesy songs.
Chris Weitz's 'MAGIC: THE GATHERING' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:36:03 PM
Oh wait, probably not, after 'Golden Compass'...which was literally kinda the same thing from a title standpoint - a bunch of people showed up magically did some voodoo and no plot.
Daniel Day Lewis as Rich Uncle Pennybags by StarWarsRedux	Feb 21st, 2008 03:36:20 PM
"I drink your water works!"
Minesweeper The Movie by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 03:39:28 PM
Ever see this? Pure genius: http://tinyurl.com/2ah8xc
Richard Kelly's 'SPADES' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:40:32 PM
"Against type/image casting" has David Spade getting ACED (zing!) at the beginning and Jessica Alba stars as 'Blind Nil' (she's blind, building off her last 'success') who has to solve the murder before Tilda Swinton shoots the moon. Oh wait. And I'm spent.
The Coen Brothers' 'CHESS' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:41:56 PM
It would be noir...and in black and white of course.
Rob Reiner's 'CHECKERS' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:43:49 PM
A romantic comedy made tolerable only by Salma Hayek starring. She could 'king me'. Ok, NOW I'm spent.
Brett Ratner's 'CHINESE CHECKERS' by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 21st, 2008 03:45:46 PM
Working title: Rush Hour 4 - Ratner Gotta Eat. Tucker re-retires when this becomes his only job offer, Martin Lawrence replaces, Chan sadly smiles his way through. Dammit, now for the gym.
what in the fuck? by dudemandude	Feb 21st, 2008 03:46:11 PM
Just what I always wanted to see.. a bunch of fat ass'd, junk food eating, mountain dew drinking, lazy, know-it-all, ugly, horribly dressed, virgin teenage to late 20's men sitting around a fucking table w/shit loads of fucked up "dice" - dice I grew up with had 6 fucking sides - playing a stupid bullshit overpriced card game yelling "i sacrifice my black lotus for 3 blue, cast a counterspell then ancestral recall blah blah fucking blah.. i've seen these losers in my comic book store far too often, i sure as fuck am not paying to see them in the theater too. jesus fucking christ..
The best thing about giving it to Gilliam by phool2056	Feb 21st, 2008 03:51:17 PM
is that it wouldn't get made. Zing!
Candyland: The Return of Candyman by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 04:02:13 PM
Starring Tony Todd. Welcome to his world.
James Cameron's Risk! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 04:04:57 PM
With Bil Pulman as the Reds.
Didn't the guys from ABBA already do by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 04:07:20 PM
Chess?
Boba Fat, the game where you pulled stuff by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 04:10:17 PM
out of the sharks mouth was JAWS. When the movie came out they made this game. It was a plastic shark about a foot long. You loaded it's mouth with all the plastic pieces like scuba diver, license plate, etc. You took turns scooping it out and if the mouth snapped shut, you lost. It was the first game I ever bought with my own allowance money.
The Return of Candyman? by Pops Freshemeyer	Feb 21st, 2008 04:10:31 PM
That sounds awesome. I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'm still waiting for Tony Todd to be given by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 21st, 2008 04:12:42 PM
a role worthy of an oscar nomination. The guy is incredible in all he does, both on tv and the big screen. I regret never seeing him on stage yet.
Hey! I had that JAWS game! by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 04:15:05 PM
All the little plastic bits were blue and there was a hook used to lift them out of its mouth. Really dumb, but I loved it.
Though monkey's brains may be popular... by rhcp2sweet	Feb 21st, 2008 04:15:53 PM
in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C!
Shit, Imagine a Guess Who game with Politicians!!! by loc420	Feb 21st, 2008 04:16:20 PM

This talkback... by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 04:18:16 PM
...reminds me of the McG Hot Wheels: The Movie talkback from a few years ago. Remember that? http://www.aintitcool.com/node /14346
Say what???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by alienindisguise	Feb 21st, 2008 05:06:10 PM
Damn, seems like with the writers getting back to work things are starting to suck even more. This news makes me lose total faith in the magic of film.
HALLMARK: THE MOVIE by christian66	Feb 21st, 2008 05:15:50 PM
A MONOPOLOY movie sounds like the dumbest idea of the 21st century. You really have to have some kind of bankrupt imagination as an exec to think this is a good thing. Sad.
I'm surprised this didn't happen a long time ago by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 05:21:45 PM
Life could be a Truman Show type movie.
Universal is now officially retarded by JimmyJoe RedSky	Feb 21st, 2008 05:32:14 PM
word is "CHECKERS the movie" is supposed to have some amazing cgi - the board and game pieces look photo-real
TRAILER for MONOPOLY: The Movie by ZebraKiller	Feb 21st, 2008 05:52:04 PM
Looks like these guys were ahead of the curve. This was made almost 4 years ago, and it's a pretty damn slick trailer for an amateur. It's by a comedy troupe called Secret Pants, and it's called "movie trailer #1". Enjoy http://tinyurl.com/2zm4hs
Jenga: The Movie Plot by prajadhipok	Feb 21st, 2008 05:55:53 PM
it somehow involves terrorism
Sweeny Todd 2: Fuzzy Pumper Barber Set by bswise	Feb 21st, 2008 06:25:56 PM
Watch Depp's hair grow!
Leo to Produce/Star in "Pachinko" by bswise	Feb 21st, 2008 06:27:20 PM
To be set in a "New Manhattan" pinball arcade.
Eli Roth's "Easy Bake Oven" by bswise	Feb 21st, 2008 06:29:40 PM
The lightbulb is on.
Brett Ratner's CHECKERS! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 06:31:28 PM
Samuel L Jackson and Ewan McGregor are CHECKERS!!
Wachowski's do live action "My Little Pony" by bswise	Feb 21st, 2008 06:32:46 PM
Let's go for a ride!
Larry Cohen directs "It's Baby Alive!" by bswise	Feb 21st, 2008 06:39:22 PM
Mama!
X-BOX: THE MOTION PICTURE! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:39:38 PM

Angelina Jolie in "SLINKY: THE MOVIE!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:41:24 PM

Angelina Jolie in "SLINKY: THE MOVIE!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:41:41 PM
She's fun for a girl and a boy!
"TRUMP: THE GAME" -- The NBC Sunday Night Movie by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:43:43 PM

Oprah Presents: "OH, WHAT A MOUNTAIN!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:45:23 PM
Remember that game?
"RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, 123: THE MINISERIES" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:47:22 PM

Johnny Fairplay is Shrinky Dinks! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 06:47:28 PM
Co starring Adam Sandler.
"POKER" starring EVERY actor that's played Celebrity Poker by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:50:58 PM

Clint Eastwood is directing "CANASTA" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:55:13 PM

The 1st WITCHBOARD rocked! by Logan_1973	Feb 21st, 2008 07:12:57 PM
After that they went downhill. Classic 80's horror, very underrated. And if they re-make Clue someone should be shot dead.
...and fuck the WGA! by Logan_1973	Feb 21st, 2008 07:17:23 PM
They got their dang bucketload of $$$ and they can't come up with an original thought to avoid this? Fuck 'em.
Darern Aronofsky's SPIROGRAPH by CountryBoy	Feb 21st, 2008 07:17:31 PM
I could almost see him doing it...
Oooh, when you see that misspelling... by CountryBoy	Feb 21st, 2008 07:19:10 PM
... it's like a knife in your heart.
Seagal! Van Damme! "TIDDLYWINKS"! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 07:20:30 PM

Cameron Diaz, Christina Ricci, and Johnny Depp, in "SUDOKU" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 07:26:05 PM
The best romantic comedy of 2008!
Ya know, honestly... by Jaka	Feb 21st, 2008 07:39:15 PM
...isn't it just nice to hear that somebody is trying something that's at least a little bit new? Yes, Clue was done, and some people love that movie. But immediate mental images of Monopoly and Candy Land were both more on the surreal, Tim Burton C&TCF side of "kids movies". That could be interesting. And at least it's not a remake, reboot, rehash, sequel, etc. etc. etc.
Harrison Ford is TWISTER by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 07:44:18 PM
and Cate Blanchett is yellow
John Waters presents MYSTERY DATE! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 07:58:19 PM
Starring the fat girl from Hairspray.
Steven Seagal is TAIL and Eric Roberts is DONKEY! by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 08:01:57 PM
This Summer, Somebody's Gonna Get Pinned!
Tom Cruise in movie just about billiards! by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 08:02:46 PM
Oh, wait, they already did that too.
Len Wiseman's An Evening of Murder by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 08:04:15 PM
Only they edit out the murder for a PG-13 rating, mutherGUNSHOT!
Michael Bay's Pinball by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 08:06:30 PM
A bunch of incoherent flashing lights and loud noises like he always delivers.
Paul Haggis's COIN TOSS by Spandau Belly	Feb 21st, 2008 08:08:07 PM
Showing how both heads and tails are prejudiced against each other but ha

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