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If the title ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE UNDEAD wasn't cool enough, now they have a fascinating composer!

First! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 01:45:48 AM
Hey William Shatner has william for a first name and William Shakespere has William for a first name.
sounds uninteresting by DarthBakpao	Feb 21st, 2008 01:52:11 AM
i'll pass
sounds very interesting by The Grug	Feb 21st, 2008 01:57:28 AM
mind you, we'll never actually get to see it here in Australia I'm sure
I like the sound of this... by BrooseTheScharuk	Feb 21st, 2008 01:57:41 AM
...like a mix of Bubba Ho-tep and Shadow of the Vampire or something.
It does sound unteresting... by Zakari Paolon	Feb 21st, 2008 01:57:42 AM
...if you're fucking dead inside, snap! Looks like it's one of those I'll only get to see on DVD, but dammit I'll hunt it down when it's out, it just sounds too far out! Yay!
Ralph Macchio to do the sweep kick! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 02:00:42 AM
On those Zombies!
SNAKES ON A PLANE by Mullah Omar	Feb 21st, 2008 02:04:54 AM
...was the last movie to have such a cool title. Hopefully this film will be different than SOAP in the sense that it has more than its title going for it.
Macchio needs to stick to editing Comics by George Newman	Feb 21st, 2008 02:07:38 AM
MARVEL and the X-MEN have really lost their way
Sequel: Wes Craven's A Midsummer Night's Nightmare by MrSandwich	Feb 21st, 2008 02:12:39 AM
Freddy plays Puck, then kills himself because his father doesn't approve, then Jason stands on a chair because Chucky has been fired from Elm Street University.
Cool title by CuervoJones	Feb 21st, 2008 02:23:13 AM
Weird composer.
Bubba Ho Tempest by Det. John Kimble	Feb 21st, 2008 02:29:47 AM
Unless Tom Stoppard wrote this and George Romero directs it, I'm wary.
Sandwich: What about A Midsummer's Night Shamylan? by Det. John Kimble	Feb 21st, 2008 02:31:11 AM
And the twist is, the movie SUCKS.
HAHA EDIT THOSE COMICS! by messi	Feb 21st, 2008 03:19:01 AM
For years I thought it was the karate kid editing my Spidey comics.
Mob boss by Subovon	Feb 21st, 2008 03:56:20 AM
who fights vampires. That is pretty silly. Just saying it makes me chuckle. Try it out loud. See if you can do it without at least smiling. Then go try it on someone else!
Romero & Joliet by BobWalnut	Feb 21st, 2008 05:13:31 AM
A prison movie with guts.
I'm fucking dead inside and this sounds uninteresting by DarthBakpao	Feb 21st, 2008 05:55:03 AM
I'll still pass. Bubba Ho-Tep cured my insomnia.
Much Ado About Nosferatu? by rbatty024	Feb 21st, 2008 06:47:36 AM
Sounds interesting. I love the Tom Stoppard reference. Ralph Macchio you say? Intriguing.
Look up untalented, spoiled prick in the dictionary . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 21st, 2008 07:28:00 AM
. . . you'll see a picture Sean Lennon's smug, bored, alien face.
Aren't they hiring celeb kids for anything else? by fireclown	Feb 21st, 2008 07:31:18 AM
Let's throw in Jake Osborne and Xenu Cruise while we're at it.
A few more... by Randall Flagg	Feb 21st, 2008 08:32:11 AM
Twelfth Nightmare... Richard III: The Dream Warriors... Henry V: The Dream Child... meh, it's too early, I thought I could be more clever than that
Great. Who the fuck greenlights this steaming shit? by artyfufkin	Feb 21st, 2008 10:21:41 AM
Oh come on! One of the funniest films from my now red and over swollen raped teens is being plundered? Look up the word original in the dictionary and find a rapidly dissapearing page. You sad pathetic hacks, hang your heads in shame. For fucks sake.
DANIEL SAN GOTTA EAT!!! by SkinJob69	Feb 21st, 2008 10:33:20 AM

I'm There by DKT	Feb 21st, 2008 11:22:54 AM
What's not to love?
Sean Lennon's music... by indiebum	Feb 21st, 2008 11:56:17 AM
Is really impressive, and a step away from his father's. Just take a listen to the track "Photosynthesis" on his "Into the Sun" album and you'll understand why he's getting into film scoring. His newer album "Friendly Fire" is excellent and has a lot of cinematically fitting tunes.
Composer? More like DEcomposer!!! by jabbayoda	Feb 21st, 2008 12:06:16 PM
Ahem..
This project is awful by StMirhza	Feb 21st, 2008 01:34:37 PM
believe me, this is not a good script. It was written by an idiot for his idiot friends.
Ha, I actually read the script for this by Freakemovie	Feb 21st, 2008 02:14:53 PM
during an internship of writing coverage one semester. I'm pretty sure my official stance was that it starts out fun, but then gets way too caught up inside the mechanics of its own plot and boring backstory and ends up being a drag. Oh, and something about everybody becoming a vampire was thrown in at the end.
Wack On! Wack Off! by ScottinDC	Feb 21st, 2008 02:44:17 PM
How does crap like this keep getting green-lighted? Sounds like a campy remake of Innocent Blood (which was already somewhat bad despite Anne Parillaud's best efforts). The Karate Kid as a mob boss? Is he going to 'wack off' all his enemies? Horrid premise. A must skip and probably destined for a direct to DVD graveyard. You'll find it in 2 years wedged between Gidget Goes Galveston and Gigli.
Sweep that vampire leg, Ralph! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 21st, 2008 06:34:01 PM

Is this for real? by Noddy93	Feb 21st, 2008 07:08:53 PM
the title is fucking stupid. i won't see it based on that alone. another great film is going to get crapped on because folks will be confused. look at what happened to Twister
except Twister was not, in any sense of the word, by Lost Jarv	Feb 22nd, 2008 05:09:19 AM
a good film. Let alone a great one. This, on the other hand, reeks of Troma. Which is a good thing.
so wrong... by Noddy93	Feb 27th, 2008 06:41:20 PM
Twister w/ Crispin Glover & Harry Dean Stanton was fantastic. I grant that it was no Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead but...

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