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A Reader Reviews HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY!!

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS! by Kurzinski Valentine	Feb 20th, 2008 11:33:32 AM
is gay. no seriously. but you all knew that.
plantage abounds by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 11:33:46 AM

Lots of things are funny when I am stoned.. by Baron Karza	Feb 20th, 2008 11:34:12 AM
But there is no way this is on the list.
Utterly Pointless by Sometimes I Guess	Feb 20th, 2008 11:43:26 AM
The first one was a little gem of a movie, clever and unexpected. This will be a rehash (pun intended), and clearly the writers of this movie aren't smart enough to think of new gags. Plus can we please for fucks sake stop having the obligatory stupid white blow hard cop/government official/random republican in ever motherfucking movie.
As long as it doesn't totally suck by CherryValance	Feb 20th, 2008 11:45:43 AM
I'm really looking forward to this, but I don't expect much from comedies, let alone sequels. So if this is even kinda funny, I'll be happy. I was so convinced the first one would be crap that I don't think I even saw it until it was on TBS or something. But it was a hoot. So I'll definitely be seeing this one.
Sometimes I guess you're a douchebag by Teh Suk	Feb 20th, 2008 11:48:27 AM
Sometimes I guess you're a douchebag, Sometimes I guess you're a twat, Sometimes I guess I'm much smarter than you, Sometimes I guess I'm much not, But mostly I guess you're a dildo of gold, making you're way up the ass of a world that can hate you as much as I do, Sometimes I guess you're a snot.
Is this Richard Christy... by Sailor Rip	Feb 20th, 2008 12:02:12 PM
from the Stern show? "How you doing? What you been up to? So how's things? But seriously...how you been?"
and you mean to tell me... by Sailor Rip	Feb 20th, 2008 12:13:39 PM
...a whole gaggle of writers couldn't sit down and write a stoner movie set in Amsterdam.
What's that PLANT harold and kumar love smoking? by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Feb 20th, 2008 12:28:02 PM
I forget the name of it, not tobacco.
"Here's a fun fact - you made out with your sister!" by tonagan	Feb 20th, 2008 12:29:20 PM
I love EuroTrip.
Harold & Kumar 2: Baywatch Nights by scudd	Feb 20th, 2008 12:32:15 PM
So does this movie have an extended topless scene like the first one?
I thought it was Rob Cordry by TruPhan	Feb 20th, 2008 12:35:41 PM
Maybe I was wrong.
random female nudity by TheBloop	Feb 20th, 2008 12:48:43 PM
don't knock it. the old stand by still works.
stoner humor by Marillion	Feb 20th, 2008 12:53:41 PM
So.. These movies are funny because two losers get stoned all the time, or because it shows how stupid people can be when all they think about is getting stoned? Utterly pointless.. Just like Cheech and Chong, but I guess when you're stoned, you don't care about that.. Ah well...
Guy.... by matalo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:08:15 PM
Nice, I was thinking of an inventive way to say PLANT! I like yours the best.
I think he means Rob Corddry by Freakemovie	Feb 20th, 2008 01:09:58 PM
Cause that's definitely who's in the movie.
not a plant by Freakemovie	Feb 20th, 2008 01:11:03 PM
And even if it was, I saw this a couple weeks ago and I felt pretty much exactly the same about it as him.
truly awful by yer mama	Feb 20th, 2008 01:27:00 PM
I will admit the first one did have a couple of laughs, but this one is God-awful! Not even worth a rental. And by the way, Richard Christy is a klan member and is maybe on screen for 5 seconds. Rob Codry is the government agent and he is so far over the top, he becomes truly cringeworthy. It's sad to think that good celluloid had to die to bring this to the screen.
The first one was lame. by Dwide Shrewd	Feb 20th, 2008 01:39:28 PM
It's a "Vacation" movie with pot humor. Just a string of things going wrong with "random female nudity" splashed here and there to keep the juvenile ADD crowd in their seats. I'll be skipping this one, thanks.
Well by Magma Suit	Feb 20th, 2008 01:56:00 PM
I'M excited. But maybe that's just me.
"Bullets, my only weakness." by DanielKurland	Feb 20th, 2008 02:18:05 PM
First film surprised the hell out of me, in terms of how much I enjoyed it. And now I actually like Neil Patrick Harris, so I think I'll enjoy it a lot more.
Marillion by TheBloop	Feb 20th, 2008 02:23:01 PM
Love the band! Clutching at Straws in my favorite cd of theirs.
A sequel by skimn	Feb 20th, 2008 02:41:40 PM
that mines material from the original..??!! Why thats never happened before!!
Amazed people saw the first one by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:25 PM
It was utter crap.
Not Funny, Not Talented, Not Well Directed, Anything Else? by The Ender Smites Foes	Feb 20th, 2008 02:49:16 PM
The first movie isn't funny. Isn't well directed. Doesn't have talent. Fuck off and come up with something good
Does NPH now crave hot dogs with extra mayo? by HellKing	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:57 PM
Just asking.
Come on, the first one was O.K. . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 20th, 2008 02:51:45 PM
. . . it had some smart humor in it, but definitely had a lot of crap. I still can't stand how they missed the boat w/ the antagonists. When making a semi-intelligent comedy w/ an anti-racism message, feel free to make your bad guys a little better than rejects from a Mt.Dew commercial, yelling "extreme!" Not too far off the subject I hope, but the other day my mother-in-law said The Big Lebowski was just another stoner movie. I wanted to hit her w/ a fucking brick.
PLANT motherfuCKER! by tme2nsb	Feb 20th, 2008 02:56:23 PM

oh by tme2nsb	Feb 20th, 2008 03:00:16 PM
And I liked the first one. I still like it. Only like. i would have rather have watched their jew friends go to krispy kreme, as that was the intended "sequel"
Harold and Kumar had moments BUT by Sepulchrave	Feb 20th, 2008 03:03:51 PM
it wasn't a stoner comedy. They have some weed at the beginning (that seems to have zero effect on them) and then lose their stuff, have adventures and decide (ugh) that being an investment banker and going to med school are great ideas after all. The racial aspects of the comedy were good and it was well played but hardly a proper loser film.
and forgive me if I'm hallucinating by Sepulchrave	Feb 20th, 2008 03:06:14 PM
But hasn't this been out for AGES?
"I wanted to hit her w/ a fucking brick." by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 03:27:17 PM
So do it. Not a jury in the world would convict you.
Movies set in Amsterdam suck by hallmitchell	Feb 20th, 2008 03:48:29 PM
So I"m glad they didn't go there. Everyone thinks it will be funny and risque. Yet Deuce Bigalow and Cheech and Chong set movies there and both sucked.
Harold and Kumar Go To the Crisco Disco by Ricky Retardo	Feb 20th, 2008 05:55:57 PM
Harold and Kumar Go To Hell (and stay there)
the first harold and kumar by t40stunt	Feb 20th, 2008 05:56:42 PM
fucking sucked . hope this is better but i doubt it .
joeelliott...i agree by bacci40	Feb 20th, 2008 06:28:32 PM
i may be old and jaded, but i just dont get the appeal of these movies...of course, i didnt get american pie either
Maybe use White Castle's competitor ...? by Boris Baddenov	Feb 20th, 2008 07:06:09 PM
"Harold & Kumar Go To Krystal's." Just add extra pickles & mustard to the ganja, eh?
Harold & Kumar's dorm buddies from the first flick by NoCalFlicks	Feb 20th, 2008 07:31:11 PM
They should make a movie about their adventure to hotdog heaven. I forgot their names....something like Goldman and Rothstein or something...!?!
Boris by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 21st, 2008 11:59:33 AM
Bad idea. "H & K Go To Krystals" would inevitably lead to part 3, "Ring Of Fire: Harold & Kumar Shit Their Asses At 4am".

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