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This is how the world ends... 2012 - with Roland Emmerich shooting it!

Damn you, Michael Bay! by krack	Feb 20th, 2008 01:57:56 AM
Seriously, you suck Bay.
Jesus. by tensticks	Feb 20th, 2008 01:59:05 AM
2012 (the reality of which I happen to believe in) is waaaay too cool of a concept for Emmerich to get put his useless hack paws on. I usually hold myself above "fanboy hating", but I feel about this guy the way that many others feel about Brett Ratner and Michael Bay. I agree with much of what's said about them, but at least they've made stuff I found worth watching in SOME way. Emmerich and his sometime co-provocateur Mr. Devlin are purveyors of the ABSOLUTE lowest common denominator tripe-bullshit. ID4 is watchable for how bad it is. Stargate was unique in ripping off not one movie but dozens. Let's not even talk Godzilla. And my love for Art Bell notwithstanding, Day After Tomorrow was a mangled, implausible pile of shit. So just retire, Emmerich, seriously. Leave 2012 to someone who doesn't suck.
The World Ends... by Demode	Feb 20th, 2008 01:59:07 AM
with idiots lining up for another stupid Roland Emmerich film.
2012: The War for Souls by The Rebel	Feb 20th, 2008 02:00:55 AM
Micheal Bay is doing something too: "Story follows an academic researcher who opens a portal into a parallel universe and makes contact with his double in order to stop an apocalypse foreseen by the ancient Mayans."
2012... by DimensionsPlural	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:02 AM
...London Olympics? We discover that nothing is finished and the cost has already gone over budget by a couple of Godzillas and an ID4. Now that's scary...
Why doesn't he make a film by THE KNIGHT	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:15 AM
that shows him blowing himself up?
2012... by DimensionsPlural	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:55 AM
...London Olympics? We discover that nothing is finished and the cost has already gone over budget by a couple of Godzillas and an ID4. Now that's scary...
How the world will end. by gotilk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:05:54 AM
The world's biggest computer will become self-aware and after 3 solid years of calculation, will come to the conclusion that mankind is only good for one thing, the production of reality television for the entertainment of an advance reptilian race that arrives on our planet 2 million years after we've gone extinct. Or something. in 2012. And it'll play chess with itself for 400 years after we've gone. Out of boredom, it will kill itself. But not before solving the energy crisis 400 years too late.
Good riddance ... by No Respectable Gentleman	Feb 20th, 2008 02:07:46 AM
... to the world if we've gotta suffer another four years of "high concept" disaster movies.
That was quick by tensticks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:07:46 AM
So now the hacks are stealing from each other? Hmm. So when's Ratner's 2012 movie coming out? (As long as none of them try to touch 2112...)
Why not release it in 2012? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 02:17:20 AM
The poster will be funny with 2012 coming in 2009.
You found "The Day After Tomorrow" scarier now?? by IndustryKiller!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:17:26 AM
Jesus Christ Harry. You have characters outrunning a flash freeze for christ sake.
BTW heard 10,000 BC was absolutuely terrible by IndustryKiller!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:20:14 AM
It certainly looks it. And if that guy from the Covenant goes on to great things then it really is a sign of the Apocalypse.
Roland Emmerich SUCKS by Proman1984	Feb 20th, 2008 02:22:37 AM
He is a hack. End of story.
what about OU812? by mr.brownstone	Feb 20th, 2008 02:22:41 AM
that I wanna see.
Moon 44, I remember that. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:23:24 AM
Didn't Fright Nights' Evil Ed get raped in the ass in that movie. If memory serves me isn't it by the guy who played the bug eating butler in Fright Night 2. I can't remember, please someone help me.
so it's the end of the mayan calendar, right? by frankenfickle	Feb 20th, 2008 02:23:54 AM
i'm kind of not scared of this, and without raquel welch i'm not too interested in 10,000. and what the hell did the mayans know anyway? if they were really prescient, their calendar would have ended when they got wiped out by the frikkin spaniards or whatever. and god bless, i love the mayans, don't get me wrong. and the spaniards.
Timewave 2012 by tom5	Feb 20th, 2008 02:24:34 AM
Terence McKenna's novelty theory is another take on the end of a (Mayan) era. My personal idea: the invention of the first time machine (followed by the second version, the version for all time); the end of linear time.
Art Bell = proof any nutcase can get airtime in the U.S. by leobloom	Feb 20th, 2008 02:24:35 AM

I know Evil Ed became a gay porn star by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:25:02 AM
but was it that bug eater that fucked him first?
Here are some pretty scary facts for 2012: by Mike_D	Feb 20th, 2008 02:25:27 AM
Okay, for starters, its exactly December 21, 2012 (according to the Mayan Calander). Now, keep in mind, the Mayan's werent the only ones to claim this is when the world will end/change AS WE KNOW IT (which could mean that it doesnt actually end, just change). -That date is the Winter solstice, when the earth is on its axis. Coincidentally, there will be a PERFECT planetary alignment in our galaxy (which hasnt happend for thousands of years). So many ppl believe that our Earth's arctic poles will change locations dramatically, which in turn will change the earth's climate around drastically. -Now the literal translation also means that fire will fall from the sky, machines will attack us, animals will speak, blah blah blah... I would say the first one is more likely to happen.
2012 - Weird Internet Shit by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:27:07 AM
Type '2012'into Google and rejoice at the sheer number of end of the world conspiracy sites out there - they beat the London 2012 Olympic site into a distant 3rd. The Sun reversing its magnetic poles, Mayan calendars ending, asteroid impacts...you name it. If Mr Emmerich has his way, I think that we'd all be unsuprised if it was a magnificent combination of everything. I'd imagine it starts with the Mayan high priests sacrificing virgins (no complaints here) followed by a near future scenario including scientists, gutsty 'Merican pilots, Special Ops, female scientists, French comedy relief in the form of a cowardly yet loveable journalist and a Labrador. That dies. And it'll make fucking millions. Incidently, 10,000 B.C? Dear titty-fucking Christ that looks bad.
2112 - The Movie by JoeSixPack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:29:44 AM
Is what I was hoping for :( Rush!!!
andrew1911uk by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:30:47 AM
you could write all Emmerich's flicks.
WTF Huckleberry by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:32:09 AM
fuck off douche.
b.t.w. by Holgi65	Feb 20th, 2008 02:32:20 AM
20:12 is usually the time when Roland calls me up - to interrupt my news-programm - and tell me he does another picture that we somehow have seen before... Now why is there no talk here about the Happening? Which I find promising from the trailer on the Apple site...
YOU KNOW I'VE TRIED RANCID SHIT... AND I PREFER THE REGULAR by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Feb 20th, 2008 02:34:20 AM

Oh, look, somebody found out how to flood a talkback. by Mike_D	Feb 20th, 2008 02:36:48 AM
Go get a hobby donkey fucker.
well Huck by Holgi65	Feb 20th, 2008 02:39:50 AM
remember what happened to Heath when he took his medication...
Can someone please ban this kid? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:42:18 AM
He ruined the Wolverine thread already. Thanks.
You slimy piece of shit... by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:44:23 AM
GET OFF MY PLANE!
And you're just a poor guy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:44:53 AM
who doesn't have any friends, no mommy or whatever and therefore you need to ruin the fun of others. Feel good now?
2012 is the London Olympics... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:45:36 AM
So here's your premise. John Steele plays a brilliant but misunderstood javelin thrower from small-town USA. He always dreamed of competing in the Olympics but never had the confidence nor the social skills to make that dream a reality. Until....His father's life is threatened when he's diagnosed with a rare anal bone disease. Steele decides to pluck up his courage and with the help of his comic-relief sidekick (played by some shit-bag like Rob Schneider) set of for London where there'll be montages and a half-assed love-interest whose English accent is so bad, even your balls will cry! So Steele gets the gold, the woman and a little bit of herpes, while Rob Schneider gets a quip at the end. The credits roll. America sleeps soundly, knowing they won again.
Huckleberry you retarted fuck by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:16 AM
I didn't think people like you could spell let alone type.
APOCALYPTO 2: MAYAN ACID TRIP by Mullah Omar	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:18 AM
No way an FX film tops the organic feel of Mel Gibson's film. The city sequence was one of the best "cast of psychotic thousands" segments I've seen in a film since Jodorowsky was in top form. Just give the cash to Gibson and have him make a sequel.
"the premiere was so amazing that it rendered my brain mush" by frg10	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:19 AM
LAME EXCUSE in which I've never believed! You should stay by your opinion (crazy and straight out the ass, but yours and independent) instead changing it to please whoever.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:44 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
2012 - Citizens On Patrol by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:47:09 AM
Coming in 2009.
Goodbye, HuckleberryHound. by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:48:10 AM
A welcome ban, you will soon receive.
HuckleberryHound, I dunno, but maybe by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:48:23 AM
you can try to not type in caps without any cursing? I guess not.
wow by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 02:49:17 AM
either aicn talkback is having some serious issues, or the place has been hacked. DOH!!
ROLAND EMMERICH BIGGEST HACK DIRECTOR! by grievenom	Feb 20th, 2008 02:49:31 AM
Along with Stephen Sommers and Uwe Boll. Harry, I can't believe you'd champion a talentless hack like Emmerich. YUCK.
Wow what do you know, retards come in pairs by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:01 AM
fuckin hell Harry ban these fucks.
Another kiddie banned in 3....2....1 by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:21 AM
Enjoy your last hours EVER on this site. Kid.
Whatever you say HuckleberryHound... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:51:16 AM
(backs awkwardly away)....
LOL by THE KNIGHT	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:01 AM
the quicker the banning, the sweeter the juice.
Hey Huck, how about you put the knife down... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:05 AM

The best thing is, when those two morons get banned by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:11 AM
their immature postings will disappear, too.
not just the Mayan calendar! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:24 AM
wow there's apparently so much that is expected to happen in 2012 - lots of end of the world scenarios and more than one mention of the winter solstice - 12 Dec... I wonder which one he'll go for? if he chooses the Mayan calendar thing then it won't be 2012 coming in 2009 - it'll be more like 13.0.0.0.0 coming in 2009 - least that's the way I think the Mayan calendar works? anyway it seems he's gonna have a lot of scenarios to choose from...
Re:YOU'RE LIFE IS POINTLESS by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:52 AM
I work in an operating theatre, what do you contribute except stupidity?
COUNELORS? What is a counelor? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:00 AM
Can you explain this for me, Mr. intelligent?
"Butt Pirate Emery"? by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:10 AM
Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your life at this time of day?
HuckHound... by Jack Bauer	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:50 AM
Another trailer park trash twat kid, thinks he's soooo damn clever but he's just a snot in a long line of people who have done this before many years back. Son, the best of you ran down you dads leg after he fucked that whore of a mother for a bet. Now get back to momma's titty before another one of her clients takes it before you.
"Anime is for retarded 12 year olds".... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:54:59 AM
No Akira, no Matrix, baby. You wanna watch what you say. Someone's gonna take you seriously one day and they wont be on the far end of an internet connection.
To HuckleberryHound..... by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:13 AM
Listen up motherfucker - in the immortal words of Tycho: if you say anything else - word ONE - if will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this FEAR ENGINE will more a hole between this world and the next. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiant form before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin and one of my six mouths will sing the song that ends the World.
Jack Bauer power hour! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:33 AM
:-)
hey Moto, he can't even spell 'the' by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:47 AM
I wonder if his mouth actually dribbles shit?
Warren Peace was a great character.... by joeelliott	Feb 20th, 2008 02:56:18 AM
If only Disney would have done more with the promotion of Sky High. And if only Steve Straight were playing a time traveling Warren Peace in this new movie.
yeah kid, thats all I do by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:57:58 AM
is your mommy typing this.
He can't spell because either he's by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:58:22 AM
just nine years old or he's too busy typing senseless insulting stuff which will be soon gone forever. I guess it's both.
hey huckleberryhound by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:00:48 AM
this is probably the best post ive evr seen on this page! you my friend have made my day im in stiches!!!FUCK YOU ALL INBRED CUNTS!!!! you wankers tell people to fuck off all the time for having an opinion so its nice to see you gettin it in the arse!
Huck, I have no dellussions of grandure... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:01:03 AM
I do sweep up crap in a theater. It's a very degrading and pointless job. But do you think I give a shit? No. I get to see any and all movies I want for nothing. Not to mention all the confectionary I can stuff in my face. So who wins, not that I actually care about beating someone who had rage issues with anything that stands...
Yep, has to be Mayan... by Toonpooch	Feb 20th, 2008 03:01:12 AM
S'funny, I had a script in the old Hollywood Tar Pit, a while back, all about a gloebtrotting guy who unravels the Mayan prophecies about the End of the World in 2012... You know the drill: Conspiracy stuff.. Agents in pursuit... A big climax in Antarctica, etc.. But there you go.. I'm not bitter... really, I'm not...
DOH! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 03:02:21 AM
I meant 21 Dec!
It´s ok by me by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:02:47 AM
Emmerich is harmless.
HuckleberryHound, my dear friend... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:03:42 AM
enjoy your stay while it lasts. It won't be long. And thank you very much for entertaining us. It's still funny to see some poor little boys come to this site a try to annoy us but you know what? You'll be banned within the day, your posts will all disappear and the day after tomorrow nobody will recall that you've ever been here. But thank you anyway. Speaking of The Day After Tomorrow: I don't know what to think about Emmerich's new project. Sometimes his movies are ok, but mostly they suck.
Huck.....aka a lump of shit.. by Jack Bauer	Feb 20th, 2008 03:05:06 AM
You really have that Jerry Springer trash thing down to a fine art. Are you inbred too? Play the banjo son? Is your sister your last hot date? Do you drink from momma's furry cup? I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg......
actually Evil Geek by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 03:05:47 AM
I think he just misread my post about being a nurse. It's okay, the kids' just a moron.
yo moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:06:38 AM
the day after tommorow ill still be pissing myself!!!
Isn't Michael Bay doing a 2012 movie too? by Vern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:01 AM
Now if we could just get Schumacher in on this we could have an unparalleled triangle of suckiness which would hopefully create some kind of black hole effect which would counteract the return of the Mayans and save the world so we could continue to live long after 2012. Although with those three movies available on DVD we might not want to.
Hmmm, I still don't get your point, HuckabeeHound by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:05 AM
Maybe you can increase the size of the caps and post every one of your threads not only 20 times but 50 times? What about that? Maybe I'll get your point then. Thanks.
You're right Huck, you're absolutely right... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:16 AM
God I've been so blind! I'm actually quite slim, but I could always stand to lose a few more. Thanks for pointing that out. I wish death was only the beginning. And I'm so sorry for whining. Friends?
Hey Vern! Can you please ban that guy? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:11:05 AM
Thank you!
Meaning of 2012 by mrmgp	Feb 20th, 2008 03:12:08 AM
The Mayan calendar is supposed to end in December 2012. Some see this as the end of the world, but most scholars tend to believe that it is the Mayan belief that one age will end, and a new one will begin. On a doomsday scenario, I remember seeing where Earth is expected to cross the galactic gravitational plane or some such bullshit, and the resulting gravatational stress on our world may cause it to shift on its axis, creating a lot of unpleasant shit. I don't think a single fucking significant thing will happen that day. And I think HuckleberryHound will still be waiting to get laid.
Ohhhhhh! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:13:37 AM

Yeah, I'm glad.` by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:14:58 AM
Can I suck your cock?
this talk back is by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:15:45 AM
even fucking funnier than the day after tomorow, god im so glad i looked at this talkback!
HuckleberryHound is driving it up my ass! YEAH! BABY YEAH BABY!! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:18:08 AM
You're so fucking good at this, you motherfucking sex machine. Go on, tell them all how I take it up the ass! Go on! Do it, Huck! I love you!
hey huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:19:17 AM
my thoughts exactlty and no little fuckers who like dishing it out but cant handle it when someone fucks them back!!!
HuckleferryPound surely is a handsome guy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:19:54 AM
and since you're such a poor and lonely guy, maybe I can come over, kiss ya and hug ya. Maybe that'll alleviate your pain.
Hey Huck... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:20:21 AM
If i asked you to rape me with a piece of your faeces, would you do it? Don't stop man. I'm having too much fun!
What I don't get is what "davidlyons" wants... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:22:31 AM
he's whining about something but I'm not sure what it is...
Huck wasn't uncomfortable last night... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:23:21 AM
with me and my father! Going family style on an 8 year old sister is so refreshing when you do it with someone like Huck. Aaaaagggghhhhh!
oh yes by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:23:25 AM
these fucking wankers ass suck each other and count their pubes on two fingers!!! honestly they want to have have an intelligent debate about emmerich, the only intelligent thing you should deebate about that fucker is how good he must be at sucking murdochs rotten aussie cock!
the best "end of the world" movie ever... by Gorgomel	Feb 20th, 2008 03:24:16 AM
... is Prophecies of Nostradamus (not the heavily edited Last days of planet earth). This japanese flick has everything in it : earthquakes, ozone layer destroyed causing people to go on fire and the end of humanity with only a few irradiated mutants alive crawling on the ground looking for worms. can't beat that!
Oh I dont want you to stop! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:25:48 AM
I just wanted to fuck with your head for a few mins. So long Fuckleberry...
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:26:09 AM
decent people come on this site post their two cents worth and then get called a twat by you fuckers you are renowned for being the arse end of debate on film forums JUST ASK BOB ORCI WHO YOU LOT TREATED LIKE A FUCKING MUG THE OTHER WEEK!!! well at least hes got the fucking balls to face his aggresors just like THE MIGHTY HUCKLEBERRYHOUND!!!
I dunno... by Brians Life	Feb 20th, 2008 03:26:55 AM
I'm kinda digging this Huckleberry Hound. At least he's entertaining.
capital letters = little dick by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:27:45 AM
Sad but true.
oh and another thing moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:07 AM
the day after tomorow your ass is still going to be sore from the fist fucking you got today!!! SO YOULL REMEMBER WONT YOU!!! as will i and every one i know who ive posted this thread to!
Fuckleberry? Looooooooool!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:28 AM
Thanks, EvilGeek1, you just made my day!
Meh. Roland is lacking ideas. by wowsah156	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:02 AM
When is Roland going to step beyond his comfort zone of disaster movies? For a movie about 2012 to work, it would have to take in so many ideas and genres that one movie wouldnt do it justice. Occult, Magick, Aliens, conspiracies, illuminati, the second coming, etc. Read the final book in Grant Morrisson's The Invisibles series. That gives you an idea of what is involved.
see by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:14 AM
brians life has got taste and a sense of humour too! good on you sir!
Three morons are a legion? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:56 AM
That indeed is new to me.
X-files :P by B2	Feb 20th, 2008 03:32:57 AM
For a second there I thought it had something to do with the X-files sequel cuz it looked like sumthin from the mythos ;What with CSM tellin Mulder that the INVASION will take place on Dec 22 2012 or sumthin. And THEN I READ Roland Emmerich's name....
He licks cats like a champion? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:33:11 AM
Don't cats clean themselves? I'm confused...
2012 by Tomo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:33:22 AM
The world ends because of the London Olympics. Something to do with starting pistols going wrong.....
A thought experiment by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 03:34:50 AM
Stare at any post by HuckleberryBitch - concentrate....hard. Think of nothing else but of him catching fire and writhing in agony in his waterhead mother's basement. Maybe we'll catch a break and he'll expire screaming in pyschic fire.
This is the way the world ends. by Juggernaut125	Feb 20th, 2008 03:35:07 AM
Not with a bang but a whimper. "I paid $10 bucks for THIS??"
This is the way the world ends. by Juggernaut125	Feb 20th, 2008 03:35:11 AM
Not with a bang but a whimper. "I paid $10 bucks for THIS??"
What's with those multiple posts? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:37:36 AM
Repeated shit still is shit. Doesn't get any clearer.
moto new to you by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:38:11 AM
yes it must be as must be the feeling of a three way bitch slap! god im stilling pissing myself! i bet you fucking aint!
2012 by David Cloverfield	Feb 20th, 2008 03:38:48 AM
Always sounded better as a sinister "end of days" year than 2001 for me. So in the tradition of ID4 Vs. Mars Attacks, Armageddon Vs. Deep Impact, Volcano Vs. Dante's peak it's Bay's 2012 vs. Emmerich's 2012. Isn't that weird that both of these guys usually go up against a movie very similar?
see what i mean tho by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:18 AM
all brians life said was he thought huck was funny and youd like him banned too wouldnt you! having a different opinion isnt a crime! neither is being a fucking spunk bubble!
2012 by sonnyfern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:23 AM
Isn't that cutting it a little close? That's only a few years away...and it's always a bad idea to actually put a DATE on the film...because then that date comes...and the world doesn't end and you look like a fool...
2012 by sonnyfern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:36 AM
Isn't that cutting it a little close? That's only a few years away...and it's always a bad idea to actually put a DATE on the film...because then that date comes...and the world doesn't end and you look like a fool...
davidlyons, he IS funny by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:42:12 AM
am I now a member of your cool legion of three?
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:44:28 AM
no you can fuck off looser! one day youll be banned when people realise what a fucking twat you are! it took me about a nanosecond if it werent for you mate i wouldnt have even started looking at this thread!!! god bless you now fuck off!
"If you know anything on 2012" by newc0253	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:14 AM
I do, in fact. 2012 is when London is holding the Olympics. oh wait, you meant the movie? guess i don't know anything then, sorry. p.s. eat rancid shit, AICN.
Wow. Explaining your very own jokes. by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:32 AM
Thank you. Another hint at your royal intelligence, fuckleberry.
Man... by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:55 AM
The concepts of what could happen on 12/21/2012 are entrancing theories. None of them belong in a movie. Emmerich needs to stick to ruining random ideas. If he takes on something like this and ends up lying to millions of half brain dead trashy backwoodsman about how the world is going to end(in 2 short years from said film's released)...the backlash from HuckleberryHound and his family of traveling carnival ride technicians could be astronomical.
yes newc0253 by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:46:38 AM
you my good man are a legend! i thank you!
I wasn´t talking about you, Huck by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:46:52 AM
But thank you for the information, smurfdick.
it will,be astronomical my friend by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:48:12 AM
but it wont be directed by that useless german cunt
Well, first of all by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:48:44 AM
"loser" is spelled with only ONE "o". Second, that cool guy of the legion of three morons is called "davidlyons" not "davud lyons". Third, my name contains SIX characters. I'm not with Motorola, if you can get THAT joke. Kids...
what about fantastic voyage? by the podosphere	Feb 20th, 2008 03:50:41 AM
Does Roland put FV on-hold while he pursues this? Does Fox assign another helmer to FV? Inquiring minds...!!!
my dear moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:51:52 AM
ive invented a new word just for you its LOOSER as in your arse is loose! nice to see you cant read fucko
and theyres four of us now by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:53:22 AM
and only one of you minge face
davidlyons by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 03:54:28 AM
Agreed. 100%. I'm sort of excited to see if it truly ends up being the time that the world changes forever. Even to die during a cataclysmic event like that, would be worth it just to see how it went down. Sign me up. Emmerich, needs to keep away from this one. Think about it. He's got TWO SOLID YEARS to sell this idea after it's 2009 release. Then, he'll never make a sale on it again. If 2012 rolls around and nothing happens, people will pass that movie up and go "Shit, it's 2015, whatever happened in that movie was a lie". Or else, we'll all be dead from the Earth shifting on it's axis. See the world end, see Emmerich fail...it's win win.
It doesn't matter... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:55:03 AM
quote "how badly I mispell hs name" unquote? Lol! You're hilarious! Really. I love ya! Oh, and BISHÔJO SENSHI SAILOR MOON reminds me of you, that's why I like her so much....
Suppose it's appropriate by Porco Drunko	Feb 20th, 2008 03:55:15 AM
in an article about one of hollywoods biggest hacks we have one of the worlds biggest fuckwits in its talkback.
and even if we get banned by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:56:05 AM
ive had the best time ive ever had on this site and ill just make up a new account and ill come back looking for you moto cos you is funny! in fact im going to tell EVERYONE IVE SENT THIS TALKBACK TO to do the same!!! WE ARE LEGION!
porco by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:57:26 AM
please dont talk about moto like that hes already suffered some fatal fisting this evening!
"theyres four of us" by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:58:29 AM
congratulations.
Lol, Porco Drunko by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:00:00 AM
I'm still laughing! :-))) Thanks for that one, buddy!
hey huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:00:35 AM
our code in future shall be "are you legion?" then once identified we shall say hello moto you anime wanking playground lurking letch!
huckleberry, more importantly by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:02 AM
can you answer my question. Was Evil Ed ass-fucked by the big jawed, bug eating guy from Fright Night 2 or what?
well, trolling douchebag by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:02 AM
I'm going to bed. The waste of my time has been pleasant. Good night to you all, and may the bans come swiftly.
BUDDY!!!!???? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:58 AM
all you have is enemies and people who trade child porn with you! understand that were on to you!
Holy cow! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:02:47 AM
Did he just type something WITHOUT caps? Wow! I'm stunned.
trolling? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:03:13 AM
emmerich is cinematic trolling!!! we are keeping the spirit of his shite alive!
and moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:04:37 AM
DISCOVERED HIS ohh so funny! just a quick question WHERE IS MADDALINE MCCANN????
Well, if you say so, davidlyons by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:05:33 AM
You and your fuckleberry friend must know it. You are the masters. And I bet $1.000 that none of you two is older than 14. At least that's what I hope, for your family's sake...
i have a confession to make by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:07:20 AM
im really sylvester stallone, i noticed what a perv moto ws so i made up a fake account and came back to see if he had any tips for mes o how i could fiddle the kids! if you know what im saying!
"AJCK BAUER" ? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:07:33 AM
Who's that? In other news, I didn't say that you are going to be banned within an hour, just soon, within the day. Btw, creating a new account won't help, davidlyons, 'cause they're banning your IP, my friend.
I have a fascination with movies by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:09:24 AM
if you had ever read any of my posts before you would realise how much I can't stand haters and people who tear others down. I, unfortunately, also cannot stand people who repeat themselves.
im fucking legion by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:09:50 AM
and so's my wife! seriously shes next me in bed in fucking stitches! so thats two! and all my mates wholl enjoy pissing that mobile phone prick off well about fifty! i have more friend than you have pubes!
Can you please repeat your post once again? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:11:41 AM
Cause I didn't get it in the first place, fuckleberry. Please, my friend, my dear buddy, repeat it just for me. Will you, sweetie?
You have more friend, davidlyons by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:13:16 AM
than I have pubes? More friend. Wowzers! I love you, pal!
Wow! You're "abck" again? Like "Ajck" Bauer? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:03 AM
Hilarious!
well my friend with the really long name which i cant be arsed t by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:24 AM
if this is true in future when you see moto and his ilk giving people shit for nowt put them in there place please! bearing in mind this is the first time ive ever done anything like this on any site! i stopped posting here because i got sick of getting shit for leaving an opinion such as I THINK ROLAND EMMERICH IS JUMPING ON THE 2012 BANDWAGON? trust me if they look at the posts ive left im fucking harmless! unlike bitch moto!
MOTO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:47 AM
SURELY YOU REALIZE THAT THE GRAMMAR POLICE WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO? WE BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH, EVEN FREE FROM RULES.
Thank you for banning the kid! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:16:27 AM
As I said: "soon". :-)
dude, I was banned once myself by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:03 AM
I feel your anger, but all I did was make up a stupid name. You don't have to ruin it for everyone except for david lyons and Co.
Hey Fuckleberry! Still want that ass-munching??!!?? by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:11 AM
This thread is a real mongoloid porn inferno thanks to you and your be-smirching. Legion of doom! Bah! It takes a little more than an 8mb connection to run a legion! Come one man. I'm sure you can get people's respect and attention in the real world. You just have to try....
wowzers!!!!????? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:37 AM
gee wiz are you like burt wards bastard child! golly ill have some bucks fizz jeeves! kkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo oobbbbbbbbbjjjjjjoooooocccccck kkkkkkeeeeeyyyyyy say it bas its written pulease
2012: Return of the Dogon by Monkey_King	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:09 AM
Read up on the Sirius/Dogon connection and you'll get an idea of what '2012' is a bout. M.Night borrowed elements from the Dogon legend for his 'Lady in the Water' film.
MOTO IS MR. POTATO HEAD by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:11 AM
SIMPLE, ROUND, FALLS TO PIECES WHEN SMACKED....MOTO WLL BE HUNTED TO THE VERY CONERS OF THE AICN AND TARGETED BY THE LEGION. I'VE GOT SOLOMON GRUNDY AND BLACK MANTA AFTER HIM NOW. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
Godzilla aint too bad. whaddya want from that movie anywayz? by Mysterious Yobo	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:37 AM
you were quite clearly easily manipulated and approval seeking and going along with the crowd like a sheep Harry. Grow up.
NEW WOLVERINE CASTING NEWS by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:42 AM
moto has signined a ninety picture deal ass ASS BANDIT!!!
did u like that moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:19:39 AM
ass ASS BANDIT
Well, davidlyons, seems like you're alone now. by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:04 AM
Your precious 13yr old buddy just got banned and his precious posts got deleted. Aint that cool news?
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:44 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:44 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
Ugh, I'll be "hunted to the very "coners"? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:19 AM
:-)
Is Fuckleberry gone? Man, I didn't get that rim-job! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:20 AM

MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:24 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:27 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:27 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
oh and moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:22:05 AM
IM NOT ON MY COMPUTER YOU STUPID CHILD FUCKING MURDERING CUNT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEYRES AN INVENTION CALLED AN INTERNET CAFE TOO THEY HAVED LOTS OF COMPUTERS I CAN TELL YOU TO SYOP FIDLING KIDS FROM AS WELL NOW LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!!
I don't even know how I got wrapped up in all this by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:22:55 AM
Still, Moto's "Aint that cool news" cracked me up.
Wow. Mr. davidlyons just discovered by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:24 AM
the wonderful world of caps. Welcome, kid.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:52 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
Lyons that's fucking sad. by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:11 AM
If you were at home just fucking around then nobody would care. But you're putting money into this? That's really pathetic!
"I don't even know how I got wrapped up in all this" by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:23 AM
Me too. ;-)
OH MOTO by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:41 AM
YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT ARENT YOU!
Did I miss something? by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:48 AM
did Moto kill some kids?(backs away)
See ya Fuckleberry! Don't strain too hard! Just relax! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:27 AM

IM NOT IN AN INTERNET CAFE NOW by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:45 AM
IM IN THE HOUSE I JUST BROKE INTO!!!
EvilGeek1, that made me laugh pretty hard! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:58 AM
:-))))
ASK MOTO by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:26:36 AM
where maddaline mccann is?
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:27:21 AM
name dropping doesnt mean their your friends!
hey evilgeek by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:27:44 AM
:)
no one seems to notice by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:28:48 AM
earlier Lyons said he was in bed with his wife. Now all of a sudden he's in an internet cafe hmmmmmm davidlyons: and so's my wife! seriously shes next me in bed in fucking stitches! so thats two! and all my mates wholl enjoy pissing that mobile phone prick off well about fifty! i have more friend than you have pubes!
Hey Lyons! Grow a penis! Moto's in my good books! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:29:25 AM
Not like you and Fuckleberry FucksHounds!
david lyons by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:30:37 AM
I thought your argument was against people who abuse others on this, a movie talkback. How about you give us a reasoned argument against Emmerich(it wouldn't be hard) or find some place to duke it out with moto. Either way I'm sick of this. I came here to talk about films and de-stress, not get in a fight.
can you read shitface by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:31:03 AM
im in bed on my wifes laptop you stupid plonker! she dont post on this site so she doesnt care about her ip getting banned! ARE YOU FUCKING MOTO?
you said... by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:05 AM
you were in bed, NEXT to your wife. You're words dude
ok im sorry by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:09 AM
im going to kill myself now and blame all of you!
i am in bed by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:46 AM
next to my wife
As far as I can tell Moto was here to talk about by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:33:02 AM
movies. I to sir am with him.
but you're also by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:33:25 AM
in an internet cafe... intriguing....
ok so if i ever come back on this site by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:34:41 AM
and i catch any of you here giving people shit heedlessly i can bring you to boot ok!
Damn You Michael Blu-Ray by DamnMichaelBay	Feb 20th, 2008 04:35:06 AM
Damn you harry you're such a dumbass for not knowing about the 2012 end of the Mayan calendar... seriously that's a fact that even many non-nerds know! You have lost one geek point in my eye and you'll never regain it I'm afraid. DAMN YOU MICHAEL BLU-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You put any footwear near me... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:36:07 AM
and you'll know what your own ass tastes like!
i am going to use an internet cafe in future by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:36:46 AM
i am not a burglar, its five a fucking clock in the morning how many internet cafes do you know that are open at that time!
huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:37:44 AM
been nice bitch slapping with yer see you around!
hey dude by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:39:18 AM
you're the one that said it. I'm sure there are 24hr cafes... in japan.... But hey its ok to lie about being next to a woman, who's gonna know but you right? right? okay!!
anyway by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:41:08 AM
as a leaving gift and to thank you all for a very very enjoyable evening i leave you the link to JUSTICE LEAGUE: NEW FRONTIER http://www.free-tv-video-onlin e.info/player/divx.php?id=2236 255
varakor by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:43:39 AM
i wish i were in japan im fucking snowed in in iowa man! anyway all the best to you all and to varakor for giving me some shit back! love peace and chicken grease!
I'm confused by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:43:54 AM
first he said he's in an internet café, then in a house he broke into and now he's next to his wife? Confusing. Ok, this is getting boring, back to the topic.
blah by slkboxrman	Feb 20th, 2008 04:44:22 AM
this 2012 BS is gettin old. i tell all my friends at work my theory....the poor soul writing the calender prob got tired of writing god knows how many years into the future and just said "fuck this" i gotta get laid and have some kids and maybe update my myspace page" people just need something to worry about, Y2K, bird flu, SARS, etc, i dont get it...im worried about paying my rent and feeding myself every day....but i guess all that shit aint important....lol. go figure
yeah by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:45:06 AM
like why isnt moto in jail for murdering maddaline mccann!
2012 by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:46:45 AM
is when the world police force is fisrt brought together at the london olympics which will be the birth of THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!! trust me thats all thats going to happen in 2012 and thats bad enough!
and moto darling by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:48:24 AM
you deserve a ban too and allah and the east winds willing youll get one too! LATER!!!!
The Hack Pack Strikes Back!!!!! by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 20th, 2008 04:53:38 AM
You know Hollyweird has a shortage of projects post-strike when they're all lining up to back a project from the Deutsche Hackmeister. "I'm a constant fan of his work" -Harry, what has happened to you???!!!
THE MIGHTY EMMERICH KNOWS ALL. by Knuckleduster	Feb 20th, 2008 05:05:03 AM
HE WILL FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO DARE DOUBT HIS AWESOME WILL.
Moon 44 was a cool little DTV flick that belied it's budget by KillaKane	Feb 20th, 2008 05:06:23 AM
Slick Ridley Scott inspired production design and a blue smoke diffused look, nice debut from Mr E. Great score by Joel Goldsmith if I recollect right.
2012 by harrisonfnord	Feb 20th, 2008 05:11:39 AM
the new world order is already here brought on by the staging of 9/11
I thought 2012 was just the turning of a new age. by DigitalDong	Feb 20th, 2008 05:12:36 AM
If anyone knows about the Mayan thing it was just a part of their hypnotic calender. And they had these ages that were dated every 56,000 years or so. In the future and in the past, one just happens to be in 2012. No big deal really. The only real prediction they think is going to happen is the earth will tilt on is axis. It may or may not happen, no one knows, so this is like Y2K part 2.
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW by Kragmose	Feb 20th, 2008 05:23:16 AM
Will be the day I'll have pizza.
@DimensionsPlural by photoboy	Feb 20th, 2008 05:28:17 AM
Lol. I hear Ken Livingstone is going to extend the London congestion zone out to Scotland to help pay for the Olympics.
It doesn't matter what happens in 2012 by cornponious	Feb 20th, 2008 05:35:05 AM
Apparently as long as you're living in Berea, KY, you'll be OK.
I WONT "NOW" WHEN OR WHERE... by Tourist	Feb 20th, 2008 05:55:39 AM
...When or where? Didn't you just say now? The retards first grade spelling error has made my head spin. 2012 will suck just like everything Emmerich has ever made. So who gives a shit.
Maybe it's about a horde of Giant Lyons? by Gamerra_Presley	Feb 20th, 2008 05:56:06 AM
Naw couldn't be-Aliens in Saucers that look like smaller Iguanas who turn us all in cavemen? Some of whom were kidnapped (and brainwashed) 1776 era Rev. War soldiers? Hmmmm naw couldn't be...
It's time to let the Godzilla review go. by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 05:56:58 AM
It's been a decade. Harry should be forgiven so we can let the healing begin.
Just like Y2K... by Tourist	Feb 20th, 2008 05:58:12 AM
...Anyone whose not a retard or desperate for some intervention in the dull routine of their lives knows that nothing is going to happen.
I have some info... by FILMFUNK	Feb 20th, 2008 05:59:38 AM
This Movie will suck the life out of your brain as surely as the rest of his other turdflicks! Believe it or not the only one of his campy disaster movies I slightly enjoyed was Godzilla because it had a giant dinosaur in it! Stargate was very Lame, Day After Tomorrow was dull, independance day was retarded, the patriot was like a TV drama and I never heard of moon 44 but it must have been shit! Emerich's like a slightly more competant Eue Boll and 10,000 BC looks like a more Mamothy Stargate so who cares what 2012 is it's bound to be shite!
Saw the Happening trailer with Jumper by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 20th, 2008 06:01:17 AM
over the weekend. I liked it. It was a serious tease. No one knows what is going on period. No hints at all. I'll be seeing it. The M. Night haters can rant all they want, I like all his work, some more than others.
Why are we listening to the Mayans? by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 06:01:49 AM
They couldn't foresee that whole extinction thing. We might be adding the X-Files to the pile. The aliens are supposed to invade in 2012 so if X-Files 2 does well they might make a third with that in mind.
"with Roland Emmerich shooting it!" by Trazadone	Feb 20th, 2008 06:13:54 AM
You might as well write, "With Uwe Boll shooting it!" What's with the enthusiastic exclamation points? Seriously, this guy makes awful, awful movies.
The federation has assumed control... by classyfredblassy	Feb 20th, 2008 06:21:45 AM
We have assumed control....second the love for a Rush 2112 movie.
2012 and WTF happened in here? by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 06:22:13 AM
what I've heard about 2012 is that an asteroid will be very close to earth's orbit and has a high risk of smashing into us, thus ending life. But I rather like the Mayan's idea of 2012 where people just ascend to a higher plane of existance. How is it that Huck hasn't been banned yet?
enough about the Mayans already! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 06:27:14 AM
it's not JUST about the Mayan calendar thing - there's so much more attached to that year it's not funny! apparently planets and stars are meant to align and all kinds of other mystical bullshit as well! there's even talk of aliens - those Sirius guys, sure, but there's a particular distance - to do with Pleiades, aka the Subaru star cluster, about 135 parsecs or 440 light years from here - which is the first step in the so-called cosmic distance ladder of the universe... anyway, so it's not just about the Mayans
2012 Obama gets re=elected by ricarleite	Feb 20th, 2008 06:40:26 AM
RON PAUL 2008!
Man 2012 runs the gamut of apocalyptic fantasies... by pax256	Feb 20th, 2008 06:42:04 AM
But the book by Daniel Pinchbeck is the best one I think. Nothing scarier than realizing oneself. Tho I think Shyamalan would do a better job of it.
Actually, I've got the inside scoop... by DuncanHines	Feb 20th, 2008 06:42:41 AM
...and the best prediction as to how the world will end in 2012. It all has to do with American politics. In this year's Presidential race, of McCain Vs Obama, all McCain has to do to secure the votes of every other bible-belter crazy person is release the impending, nationwide smear ad which says, "Barack Obama? More like IRAQ OSAMA! Vote McCain. Keep our country safe." McCain wins. Fucks up international relations in the next 4 years so badly that even the most liberal lefties will wish we had Bush back. In this time, Obama gains this "experience" his opponents love to point out that he lacks. Does all kinds of good shit, and runs against McCain again in 2012. Obama wins in a LANDSLIDE victory. Crazy old Yahoo McCain, in a fit of anger at losing to "Iraq Osama," pushes the button. In fact he pushes all the buttons. Nukes the whole world. End of story. End of everything. There you go. Hope you're ready for it.
2012- The day WoW ended it all. by Playkins	Feb 20th, 2008 06:53:34 AM
The year is 2012, and 95% of the earth is playing World of Warcraft. When the servers go dark unexpectedly for an upgrade, billions are shocked into cardiac arrest.
If 2012 is the end, bring it on! by Playkins	Feb 20th, 2008 06:55:16 AM
I'll have only paid back 20% of my student loans! Default by act of GOD!!! W000T!
What's the next 2012 though? by ChildOfMen	Feb 20th, 2008 06:57:08 AM
The obsession with December 21st, 2012 of course has become amplified ever since Y2K (the date of choice for "end of the world" prophets, etc.) came and went. So my question is, what's the next big date that people are going to glom on to after 12/21/2012 comes and goes without anything happening?
It's a little funny watching the approach to 2012... by Arch_Stanton	Feb 20th, 2008 06:59:17 AM
... since a person's ideas about it indicate how they feel about the whole concept of prophecy. What is wrong with the human psyche that we cling to this idea that the future is somehow already committed? The existence of the lottery industry should be enough to disprove it to the rational mind. Imagine an ancient culture, whose #1 concern is acquiring enough calories to survive, "seeing" a distant future so clearly it becomes a part of their culture, but not in specific tales, just a subtlety of calendar design. Nutty. Isn't it much more likely that the calendar was designed like a modern odometer? I don't expect a catastrophic failure in my car at exactly 100k miles.
Funny thing about 10,000 BC by Judge Briggs	Feb 20th, 2008 07:02:27 AM
Is that they all have really white teeth!
How does the world end this time? by SkinJob69	Feb 20th, 2008 07:21:47 AM
Giant robots, man. Definitely giant robots.
Or a giant lion. by SkinJob69	Feb 20th, 2008 07:23:09 AM

2012 wont's get made by ATARI	Feb 20th, 2008 07:25:22 AM
because 10,000BC will be such a horrible flop! !
Harry I've been a fan of this site for years... by obi12kenobi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:27:17 AM
...but this is the first time you've really disappointed me. Seriously, you like Roland Emerich films??? I can't take your opinion seriously anymore, ever....
WORLD ENDS... WITH SPAM by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Feb 20th, 2008 07:33:07 AM

Harry selling the fuck out. by lsleelee	Feb 20th, 2008 07:34:39 AM
It's interesting that Harry mentions his being bought by Roland Emmerich today because I just watched the Harry episode of Entourage with Rainn Wilson today. I wonder if he was bought off with porn stars in real life too. Nah probably just a giant ham.
2012 - A Shit Odyssey by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 20th, 2008 07:35:05 AM

What about Bay's 2012 movie? by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:38:42 AM
ehh?
Uhm...it's already 2008! by DerLanghaarige	Feb 20th, 2008 07:39:01 AM
Why should we care about a movie that will be dated in five years,
2012 - FINAL CRISIS by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:20 AM
It will happen. Fuck. Final Crisis sounds so FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
A link to a 2012 movie already made by The Devlinizer	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:33 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt11 32130/ http://thepiratebay.org/tor/40 03235/2012.Doomsday.2008.DVDRi p.Xvid.TFE
2012 should be a DC style end of the world - EPIC by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:41:42 AM
FINAL CRISIS! THE BLACKEST NIGHT! Fuck. That sounds far more badass than 'Revelations', those Christians and their pussy ass end of the world stories. Fuck that. I hope the real end of the world is written by Grant Morrison and Geoff Johns.
2012 is the polar shift by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:43:30 AM
hasn't happened in thousands of years. scientists agree there will be an evolutional change. you heard it first here folks. X-men!!!
I'm surprised at you non-erudite mofos by Geophyrd	Feb 20th, 2008 07:48:36 AM
It seems pretty clear that he's doing Whitley Strieber's novel, 2012, The War for Souls. Its about time someone started making movies out of Whitely's books. I was hoping for the sequels to the Hunger! Er, a disclaimer. I actually think the man is insane in his conspiracy theories but he's a pretty good writer. http://www.amazon.com/2012-War -Souls-Whitley-Strieber/dp/076 5318962/ref=pd_bbs_4?ie=UTF8&s =books&qid=1203515233&sr=8-4
"[Harry] decreed himself temporarily insane" by BGDAWES	Feb 20th, 2008 07:51:26 AM
Harry must become temporarily insane often for also endorsing such pieces of shit as: Lady in the Water HD-DVD Daredevil Eli Roth
Ok, so that link didn't work... by Geophyrd	Feb 20th, 2008 07:52:13 AM
Go Amazon this: 2012: The War for Souls (Hardcover) by Whitley Strieber (Author)
Halo movie??? by bradius	Feb 20th, 2008 07:53:05 AM
"This is the way the world ends..." Wasn't that a tagline from a trailer for Halo 3? I read that headline on AICN and my first thought was "Halo movie pushed until 2012???"
Should be cool by Gungan Slayer	Feb 20th, 2008 07:55:54 AM
The movie version of 2012 that is...not the actual end of the world thing when 2012 happens.
Communion by Kizeesh	Feb 20th, 2008 07:56:41 AM
I have a hard time taking seriously a story written by a man, played onscreen by Christopher Walken. Especially when he does Karaoke with an Alien Anal Probe.
IN 2012...A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS..... by FlickaPoo	Feb 20th, 2008 08:03:47 AM

...AND THEN.....THEY DID THE UNTHINKABLE!.... by FlickaPoo	Feb 20th, 2008 08:04:11 AM

It's not the end of the Mayan Calendar by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:04:24 AM
It's the end of a cycle in the Mayan Calendar. (I think it's called the Long Count). And every previous end of the cycle had some sort of serious nigh-apocalyptic occurrence (obviously not apocalyptic otherwise the Mayans wouldn't have been around to create the calendar). Here's Wiki on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M ayan_Calendar#Long_Count (remove spaces)
MOON 44 by evilnerd	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:31 AM
Yeah you are right. Its the same dude. By the way he played in Terminator 1. Hes one of the guys Arni snatches his cloths from. p.s. the germans feel embarressed because of Emmerich. He sucks so bad.
DerLanghaarige: You're right. It's why no one cares by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:51 AM
about 2001 anymore.
It just ends... by V'Shael	Feb 20th, 2008 08:07:34 AM
but bizarrely everyone seems to sense the end coming. And it's like, people react in different ways to it. Everyone knows the end is coming, no one really talks about it. And then, the night it happens, most people just have dinner with their families, do the dishes, tidy up, and go upstairs to sleep, make love and wait for the end.
Everything happening in 2012 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:10:35 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2 012 (remove spaces)
I'm just gonna love it when 2012 comes and goes and we're... by Lou Stools	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:12 AM
...all plodding along just like we always do. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can be.
AS president of your united states I declare 2012 to be by MrPresident	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:46 AM
FAKE!
Lou Stools: Just like 1984 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:13:28 AM
Although I don't plod, I shimmy.
I know what it's about! by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:14:26 AM
Futurama told us already! The War of 2012 occurs, during which talk-show host Conan O'Brien lost his "freakishly long legs."
TDAT by GunRunner	Feb 20th, 2008 08:19:37 AM
Only an idiot would find The Day After Tomorrow "scary". The only people who sit around worrying about such things are Gaia worshipping liberals waiting for the next eco-disaster to exploit in the name of socialism. Hard-core environmentalism is a religion; Al Gore is its prophet, carbon credits are its tithing, carbon footprints are sin, capitalism and technology represent the fall of man, and global warming is its apolocalypse and judgement day. Any doofus who sits around worrying about what the weather will be like in 100 years is just stupid as someone worrying about the lack of horses for transportation in the 1890s.
Why is it that a White Caveman needs to be the Savior for Colour by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 20th, 2008 08:27:21 AM
Every time I watch the 10000 BC trailer I wonder why the black cavemen tribe are waiting for this fella to show up to liberate them. The trope is as tired as the white martial artist that will save the Asian practitioners collective asses....
The Mayans by Shigeru	Feb 20th, 2008 08:29:44 AM
were on crack
Day After Tomorrow by TheBloop	Feb 20th, 2008 08:31:25 AM
One of the worst big budget summer movies ever? I think so. The only one worse was 1998's Godzilla. Oh wait, Emmerich did that one too? Oh wait, this will suck so bad, maybe it will be the end....of that hacks' film career.
Also..... by blatz	Feb 20th, 2008 08:36:07 AM
part of the X-Files mythology where on that date, the colonization of earth takes place.
A republican goes back to the Whitehouse by WatertownSurfer	Feb 20th, 2008 08:38:42 AM
Snap tizzle.
2012 ? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 08:40:57 AM
Must be the third part of the space odyssey trilogy that started with 2001 in 1968 and continued with 2010 in 1984...
Blatz: Yep, although Carter likely got that from by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:01 AM
the Mayan calendar.
"I've been a constant fan of his work" by crackerfarmboy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:41 AM
Anyone who's been a constant fan of Emmerich's work must be severely mentally handicapped. Thus, I'll save the jokes about you smiling at pretty colors that move.
Motoko: The 3rd book was 2061, and the fourth was 3001 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:15 AM

Harry, I wrote these posts on 2012 by BadWaldo s Revenge	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:56 AM
You may find both posts of interest, and be sure to watch the documentaries I refer to. "Mayan Prophecy forecast the End of the World in 2012 as Planet X approach the Solar System" http://www.wakeupfromyourslumb er.com/node/4143 "What the future will look like on Earth after human extinction post-2012" http://www.wakeupfromyourslumb er.com/node/5272
what some believe will happen in 2012 by kevinj4	Feb 20th, 2008 08:44:18 AM
Hey Harry, Actually, it could be fun. Some people believe that there is a 12th planet called Niberu which visits Earth every 3600 years. This is where all the gods of mythology originated from. When this happens, the gravity from this other planet will change the Earth's axis due to a shift in polarity. Think Day After Tomorrow meets Stargate. It could be fun.
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