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This is how the world ends... 2012 - with Roland Emmerich shooting it!

Jesus. by tensticks	Feb 20th, 2008 01:59:05 AM
2012 (the reality of which I happen to believe in) is waaaay too cool of a concept for Emmerich to get put his useless hack paws on. I usually hold myself above "fanboy hating", but I feel about this guy the way that many others feel about Brett Ratner and Michael Bay. I agree with much of what's said about them, but at least they've made stuff I found worth watching in SOME way. Emmerich and his sometime co-provocateur Mr. Devlin are purveyors of the ABSOLUTE lowest common denominator tripe-bullshit. ID4 is watchable for how bad it is. Stargate was unique in ripping off not one movie but dozens. Let's not even talk Godzilla. And my love for Art Bell notwithstanding, Day After Tomorrow was a mangled, implausible pile of shit. So just retire, Emmerich, seriously. Leave 2012 to someone who doesn't suck.
The World Ends... by Demode	Feb 20th, 2008 01:59:07 AM
with idiots lining up for another stupid Roland Emmerich film.
2012: The War for Souls by The Rebel	Feb 20th, 2008 02:00:55 AM
Micheal Bay is doing something too: "Story follows an academic researcher who opens a portal into a parallel universe and makes contact with his double in order to stop an apocalypse foreseen by the ancient Mayans."
2012... by DimensionsPlural	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:02 AM
...London Olympics? We discover that nothing is finished and the cost has already gone over budget by a couple of Godzillas and an ID4. Now that's scary...
Why doesn't he make a film by THE KNIGHT	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:15 AM
that shows him blowing himself up?
2012... by DimensionsPlural	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:55 AM
...London Olympics? We discover that nothing is finished and the cost has already gone over budget by a couple of Godzillas and an ID4. Now that's scary...
How the world will end. by gotilk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:05:54 AM
The world's biggest computer will become self-aware and after 3 solid years of calculation, will come to the conclusion that mankind is only good for one thing, the production of reality television for the entertainment of an advance reptilian race that arrives on our planet 2 million years after we've gone extinct. Or something. in 2012. And it'll play chess with itself for 400 years after we've gone. Out of boredom, it will kill itself. But not before solving the energy crisis 400 years too late.
Good riddance ... by No Respectable Gentleman	Feb 20th, 2008 02:07:46 AM
... to the world if we've gotta suffer another four years of "high concept" disaster movies.
That was quick by tensticks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:07:46 AM
So now the hacks are stealing from each other? Hmm. So when's Ratner's 2012 movie coming out? (As long as none of them try to touch 2112...)
Why not release it in 2012? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 02:17:20 AM
The poster will be funny with 2012 coming in 2009.
You found "The Day After Tomorrow" scarier now?? by IndustryKiller!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:17:26 AM
Jesus Christ Harry. You have characters outrunning a flash freeze for christ sake.
BTW heard 10,000 BC was absolutuely terrible by IndustryKiller!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:20:14 AM
It certainly looks it. And if that guy from the Covenant goes on to great things then it really is a sign of the Apocalypse.
Roland Emmerich SUCKS by Proman1984	Feb 20th, 2008 02:22:37 AM
He is a hack. End of story.
what about OU812? by mr.brownstone	Feb 20th, 2008 02:22:41 AM
that I wanna see.
Moon 44, I remember that. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:23:24 AM
Didn't Fright Nights' Evil Ed get raped in the ass in that movie. If memory serves me isn't it by the guy who played the bug eating butler in Fright Night 2. I can't remember, please someone help me.
so it's the end of the mayan calendar, right? by frankenfickle	Feb 20th, 2008 02:23:54 AM
i'm kind of not scared of this, and without raquel welch i'm not too interested in 10,000. and what the hell did the mayans know anyway? if they were really prescient, their calendar would have ended when they got wiped out by the frikkin spaniards or whatever. and god bless, i love the mayans, don't get me wrong. and the spaniards.
Timewave 2012 by tom5	Feb 20th, 2008 02:24:34 AM
Terence McKenna's novelty theory is another take on the end of a (Mayan) era. My personal idea: the invention of the first time machine (followed by the second version, the version for all time); the end of linear time.
I know Evil Ed became a gay porn star by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:25:02 AM
but was it that bug eater that fucked him first?
Here are some pretty scary facts for 2012: by Mike_D	Feb 20th, 2008 02:25:27 AM
Okay, for starters, its exactly December 21, 2012 (according to the Mayan Calander). Now, keep in mind, the Mayan's werent the only ones to claim this is when the world will end/change AS WE KNOW IT (which could mean that it doesnt actually end, just change). -That date is the Winter solstice, when the earth is on its axis. Coincidentally, there will be a PERFECT planetary alignment in our galaxy (which hasnt happend for thousands of years). So many ppl believe that our Earth's arctic poles will change locations dramatically, which in turn will change the earth's climate around drastically. -Now the literal translation also means that fire will fall from the sky, machines will attack us, animals will speak, blah blah blah... I would say the first one is more likely to happen.
2012 - Weird Internet Shit by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:27:07 AM
Type '2012'into Google and rejoice at the sheer number of end of the world conspiracy sites out there - they beat the London 2012 Olympic site into a distant 3rd. The Sun reversing its magnetic poles, Mayan calendars ending, asteroid impacts...you name it. If Mr Emmerich has his way, I think that we'd all be unsuprised if it was a magnificent combination of everything. I'd imagine it starts with the Mayan high priests sacrificing virgins (no complaints here) followed by a near future scenario including scientists, gutsty 'Merican pilots, Special Ops, female scientists, French comedy relief in the form of a cowardly yet loveable journalist and a Labrador. That dies. And it'll make fucking millions. Incidently, 10,000 B.C? Dear titty-fucking Christ that looks bad.
2112 - The Movie by JoeSixPack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:29:44 AM
Is what I was hoping for :( Rush!!!
andrew1911uk by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:30:47 AM
you could write all Emmerich's flicks.
WTF Huckleberry by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:32:09 AM
fuck off douche.
b.t.w. by Holgi65	Feb 20th, 2008 02:32:20 AM
20:12 is usually the time when Roland calls me up - to interrupt my news-programm - and tell me he does another picture that we somehow have seen before... Now why is there no talk here about the Happening? Which I find promising from the trailer on the Apple site...
YOU KNOW I'VE TRIED RANCID SHIT... AND I PREFER THE REGULAR by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Feb 20th, 2008 02:34:20 AM

Oh, look, somebody found out how to flood a talkback. by Mike_D	Feb 20th, 2008 02:36:48 AM
Go get a hobby donkey fucker.
well Huck by Holgi65	Feb 20th, 2008 02:39:50 AM
remember what happened to Heath when he took his medication...
Can someone please ban this kid? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:42:18 AM
He ruined the Wolverine thread already. Thanks.
You slimy piece of shit... by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:44:23 AM
GET OFF MY PLANE!
And you're just a poor guy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:44:53 AM
who doesn't have any friends, no mommy or whatever and therefore you need to ruin the fun of others. Feel good now?
2012 is the London Olympics... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:45:36 AM
So here's your premise. John Steele plays a brilliant but misunderstood javelin thrower from small-town USA. He always dreamed of competing in the Olympics but never had the confidence nor the social skills to make that dream a reality. Until....His father's life is threatened when he's diagnosed with a rare anal bone disease. Steele decides to pluck up his courage and with the help of his comic-relief sidekick (played by some shit-bag like Rob Schneider) set of for London where there'll be montages and a half-assed love-interest whose English accent is so bad, even your balls will cry! So Steele gets the gold, the woman and a little bit of herpes, while Rob Schneider gets a quip at the end. The credits roll. America sleeps soundly, knowing they won again.
Huckleberry you retarted fuck by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:16 AM
I didn't think people like you could spell let alone type.
APOCALYPTO 2: MAYAN ACID TRIP by Mullah Omar	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:18 AM
No way an FX film tops the organic feel of Mel Gibson's film. The city sequence was one of the best "cast of psychotic thousands" segments I've seen in a film since Jodorowsky was in top form. Just give the cash to Gibson and have him make a sequel.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:44 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
If the World does end in 2012.. by Redfive!	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:51 AM
The last thing were gonna get is a piece of shit movie by emmerich?...this guy is THE ANTI CHRIST OF FILM.10,000 BC WILL BE MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS ITS GONNA BE SO AWFUL.
2012 - Citizens On Patrol by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:47:09 AM
Coming in 2009.
Goodbye, HuckleberryHound. by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:48:10 AM
A welcome ban, you will soon receive.
HuckleberryHound, I dunno, but maybe by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:48:23 AM
you can try to not type in caps without any cursing? I guess not.
wow by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 02:49:17 AM
either aicn talkback is having some serious issues, or the place has been hacked. DOH!!
ROLAND EMMERICH BIGGEST HACK DIRECTOR! by grievenom	Feb 20th, 2008 02:49:31 AM
Along with Stephen Sommers and Uwe Boll. Harry, I can't believe you'd champion a talentless hack like Emmerich. YUCK.
Wow what do you know, retards come in pairs by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:01 AM
fuckin hell Harry ban these fucks.
Another kiddie banned in 3....2....1 by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:21 AM
Enjoy your last hours EVER on this site. Kid.
Whatever you say HuckleberryHound... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:51:16 AM
(backs awkwardly away)....
LOL by THE KNIGHT	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:01 AM
the quicker the banning, the sweeter the juice.
Hey Huck, how about you put the knife down... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:05 AM

The best thing is, when those two morons get banned by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:11 AM
their immature postings will disappear, too.
not just the Mayan calendar! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:24 AM
wow there's apparently so much that is expected to happen in 2012 - lots of end of the world scenarios and more than one mention of the winter solstice - 12 Dec... I wonder which one he'll go for? if he chooses the Mayan calendar thing then it won't be 2012 coming in 2009 - it'll be more like 13.0.0.0.0 coming in 2009 - least that's the way I think the Mayan calendar works? anyway it seems he's gonna have a lot of scenarios to choose from...
Re:YOU'RE LIFE IS POINTLESS by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:52:52 AM
I work in an operating theatre, what do you contribute except stupidity?
COUNELORS? What is a counelor? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:00 AM
Can you explain this for me, Mr. intelligent?
"Butt Pirate Emery"? by PirateEmery	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:10 AM
Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your life at this time of day?
HuckHound... by Jack Bauer	Feb 20th, 2008 02:53:50 AM
Another trailer park trash twat kid, thinks he's soooo damn clever but he's just a snot in a long line of people who have done this before many years back. Son, the best of you ran down you dads leg after he fucked that whore of a mother for a bet. Now get back to momma's titty before another one of her clients takes it before you.
"Anime is for retarded 12 year olds".... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 02:54:59 AM
No Akira, no Matrix, baby. You wanna watch what you say. Someone's gonna take you seriously one day and they wont be on the far end of an internet connection.
To HuckleberryHound..... by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:13 AM
Listen up motherfucker - in the immortal words of Tycho: if you say anything else - word ONE - if will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this FEAR ENGINE will more a hole between this world and the next. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiant form before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin and one of my six mouths will sing the song that ends the World.
Jack Bauer power hour! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:33 AM
:-)
hey Moto, he can't even spell 'the' by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:47 AM
I wonder if his mouth actually dribbles shit?
yeah kid, thats all I do by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:57:58 AM
is your mommy typing this.
He can't spell because either he's by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:58:22 AM
just nine years old or he's too busy typing senseless insulting stuff which will be soon gone forever. I guess it's both.
hey huckleberryhound by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:00:48 AM
this is probably the best post ive evr seen on this page! you my friend have made my day im in stiches!!!FUCK YOU ALL INBRED CUNTS!!!! you wankers tell people to fuck off all the time for having an opinion so its nice to see you gettin it in the arse!
Huck, I have no dellussions of grandure... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:01:03 AM
I do sweep up crap in a theater. It's a very degrading and pointless job. But do you think I give a shit? No. I get to see any and all movies I want for nothing. Not to mention all the confectionary I can stuff in my face. So who wins, not that I actually care about beating someone who had rage issues with anything that stands...
Yep, has to be Mayan... by Toonpooch	Feb 20th, 2008 03:01:12 AM
S'funny, I had a script in the old Hollywood Tar Pit, a while back, all about a gloebtrotting guy who unravels the Mayan prophecies about the End of the World in 2012... You know the drill: Conspiracy stuff.. Agents in pursuit... A big climax in Antarctica, etc.. But there you go.. I'm not bitter... really, I'm not...
DOH! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 03:02:21 AM
I meant 21 Dec!
It´s ok by me by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:02:47 AM
Emmerich is harmless.
HuckleberryHound, my dear friend... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:03:42 AM
enjoy your stay while it lasts. It won't be long. And thank you very much for entertaining us. It's still funny to see some poor little boys come to this site a try to annoy us but you know what? You'll be banned within the day, your posts will all disappear and the day after tomorrow nobody will recall that you've ever been here. But thank you anyway. Speaking of The Day After Tomorrow: I don't know what to think about Emmerich's new project. Sometimes his movies are ok, but mostly they suck.
Huck.....aka a lump of shit.. by Jack Bauer	Feb 20th, 2008 03:05:06 AM
You really have that Jerry Springer trash thing down to a fine art. Are you inbred too? Play the banjo son? Is your sister your last hot date? Do you drink from momma's furry cup? I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg......
actually Evil Geek by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 03:05:47 AM
I think he just misread my post about being a nurse. It's okay, the kids' just a moron.
yo moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:06:38 AM
the day after tommorow ill still be pissing myself!!!
Isn't Michael Bay doing a 2012 movie too? by Vern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:01 AM
Now if we could just get Schumacher in on this we could have an unparalleled triangle of suckiness which would hopefully create some kind of black hole effect which would counteract the return of the Mayans and save the world so we could continue to live long after 2012. Although with those three movies available on DVD we might not want to.
Hmmm, I still don't get your point, HuckabeeHound by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:05 AM
Maybe you can increase the size of the caps and post every one of your threads not only 20 times but 50 times? What about that? Maybe I'll get your point then. Thanks.
You're right Huck, you're absolutely right... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:10:16 AM
God I've been so blind! I'm actually quite slim, but I could always stand to lose a few more. Thanks for pointing that out. I wish death was only the beginning. And I'm so sorry for whining. Friends?
Hey Vern! Can you please ban that guy? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:11:05 AM
Thank you!
Meaning of 2012 by mrmgp	Feb 20th, 2008 03:12:08 AM
The Mayan calendar is supposed to end in December 2012. Some see this as the end of the world, but most scholars tend to believe that it is the Mayan belief that one age will end, and a new one will begin. On a doomsday scenario, I remember seeing where Earth is expected to cross the galactic gravitational plane or some such bullshit, and the resulting gravatational stress on our world may cause it to shift on its axis, creating a lot of unpleasant shit. I don't think a single fucking significant thing will happen that day. And I think HuckleberryHound will still be waiting to get laid.
Ohhhhhh! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:13:37 AM

Yeah, I'm glad.` by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:14:58 AM
Can I suck your cock?
this talk back is by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:15:45 AM
even fucking funnier than the day after tomorow, god im so glad i looked at this talkback!
HuckleberryHound is driving it up my ass! YEAH! BABY YEAH BABY!! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:18:08 AM
You're so fucking good at this, you motherfucking sex machine. Go on, tell them all how I take it up the ass! Go on! Do it, Huck! I love you!
hey huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:19:17 AM
my thoughts exactlty and no little fuckers who like dishing it out but cant handle it when someone fucks them back!!!
HuckleferryPound surely is a handsome guy by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:19:54 AM
and since you're such a poor and lonely guy, maybe I can come over, kiss ya and hug ya. Maybe that'll alleviate your pain.
Hey Huck... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:20:21 AM
If i asked you to rape me with a piece of your faeces, would you do it? Don't stop man. I'm having too much fun!
What I don't get is what "davidlyons" wants... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:22:31 AM
he's whining about something but I'm not sure what it is...
Huck wasn't uncomfortable last night... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:23:21 AM
with me and my father! Going family style on an 8 year old sister is so refreshing when you do it with someone like Huck. Aaaaagggghhhhh!
oh yes by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:23:25 AM
these fucking wankers ass suck each other and count their pubes on two fingers!!! honestly they want to have have an intelligent debate about emmerich, the only intelligent thing you should deebate about that fucker is how good he must be at sucking murdochs rotten aussie cock!
the best "end of the world" movie ever... by Gorgomel	Feb 20th, 2008 03:24:16 AM
... is Prophecies of Nostradamus (not the heavily edited Last days of planet earth). This japanese flick has everything in it : earthquakes, ozone layer destroyed causing people to go on fire and the end of humanity with only a few irradiated mutants alive crawling on the ground looking for worms. can't beat that!
Oh I dont want you to stop! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 03:25:48 AM
I just wanted to fuck with your head for a few mins. So long Fuckleberry...
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:26:09 AM
decent people come on this site post their two cents worth and then get called a twat by you fuckers you are renowned for being the arse end of debate on film forums JUST ASK BOB ORCI WHO YOU LOT TREATED LIKE A FUCKING MUG THE OTHER WEEK!!! well at least hes got the fucking balls to face his aggresors just like THE MIGHTY HUCKLEBERRYHOUND!!!
I dunno... by Brians Life	Feb 20th, 2008 03:26:55 AM
I'm kinda digging this Huckleberry Hound. At least he's entertaining.
capital letters = little dick by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:27:45 AM
Sad but true.
oh and another thing moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:07 AM
the day after tomorow your ass is still going to be sore from the fist fucking you got today!!! SO YOULL REMEMBER WONT YOU!!! as will i and every one i know who ive posted this thread to!
Fuckleberry? Looooooooool!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:28 AM
Thanks, EvilGeek1, you just made my day!
Meh. Roland is lacking ideas. by wowsah156	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:02 AM
When is Roland going to step beyond his comfort zone of disaster movies? For a movie about 2012 to work, it would have to take in so many ideas and genres that one movie wouldnt do it justice. Occult, Magick, Aliens, conspiracies, illuminati, the second coming, etc. Read the final book in Grant Morrisson's The Invisibles series. That gives you an idea of what is involved.
see by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:14 AM
brians life has got taste and a sense of humour too! good on you sir!
Three morons are a legion? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:29:56 AM
That indeed is new to me.
X-files :P by B2	Feb 20th, 2008 03:32:57 AM
For a second there I thought it had something to do with the X-files sequel cuz it looked like sumthin from the mythos ;What with CSM tellin Mulder that the INVASION will take place on Dec 22 2012 or sumthin. And THEN I READ Roland Emmerich's name....
He licks cats like a champion? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:33:11 AM
Don't cats clean themselves? I'm confused...
2012 by Tomo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:33:22 AM
The world ends because of the London Olympics. Something to do with starting pistols going wrong.....
A thought experiment by andrew1911uk	Feb 20th, 2008 03:34:50 AM
Stare at any post by HuckleberryBitch - concentrate....hard. Think of nothing else but of him catching fire and writhing in agony in his waterhead mother's basement. Maybe we'll catch a break and he'll expire screaming in pyschic fire.
This is the way the world ends. by Juggernaut125	Feb 20th, 2008 03:35:07 AM
Not with a bang but a whimper. "I paid $10 bucks for THIS??"
This is the way the world ends. by Juggernaut125	Feb 20th, 2008 03:35:11 AM
Not with a bang but a whimper. "I paid $10 bucks for THIS??"
What's with those multiple posts? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:37:36 AM
Repeated shit still is shit. Doesn't get any clearer.
moto new to you by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:38:11 AM
yes it must be as must be the feeling of a three way bitch slap! god im stilling pissing myself! i bet you fucking aint!
2012 by David Cloverfield	Feb 20th, 2008 03:38:48 AM
Always sounded better as a sinister "end of days" year than 2001 for me. So in the tradition of ID4 Vs. Mars Attacks, Armageddon Vs. Deep Impact, Volcano Vs. Dante's peak it's Bay's 2012 vs. Emmerich's 2012. Isn't that weird that both of these guys usually go up against a movie very similar?
see what i mean tho by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:18 AM
all brians life said was he thought huck was funny and youd like him banned too wouldnt you! having a different opinion isnt a crime! neither is being a fucking spunk bubble!
2012 by sonnyfern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:23 AM
Isn't that cutting it a little close? That's only a few years away...and it's always a bad idea to actually put a DATE on the film...because then that date comes...and the world doesn't end and you look like a fool...
2012 by sonnyfern	Feb 20th, 2008 03:40:36 AM
Isn't that cutting it a little close? That's only a few years away...and it's always a bad idea to actually put a DATE on the film...because then that date comes...and the world doesn't end and you look like a fool...
davidlyons, he IS funny by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:42:12 AM
am I now a member of your cool legion of three?
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:44:28 AM
no you can fuck off looser! one day youll be banned when people realise what a fucking twat you are! it took me about a nanosecond if it werent for you mate i wouldnt have even started looking at this thread!!! god bless you now fuck off!
"If you know anything on 2012" by newc0253	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:14 AM
I do, in fact. 2012 is when London is holding the Olympics. oh wait, you meant the movie? guess i don't know anything then, sorry. p.s. eat rancid shit, AICN.
Wow. Explaining your very own jokes. by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:32 AM
Thank you. Another hint at your royal intelligence, fuckleberry.
Man... by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 03:45:55 AM
The concepts of what could happen on 12/21/2012 are entrancing theories. None of them belong in a movie. Emmerich needs to stick to ruining random ideas. If he takes on something like this and ends up lying to millions of half brain dead trashy backwoodsman about how the world is going to end(in 2 short years from said film's released)...the backlash from HuckleberryHound and his family of traveling carnival ride technicians could be astronomical.
yes newc0253 by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:46:38 AM
you my good man are a legend! i thank you!
I wasn´t talking about you, Huck by CuervoJones	Feb 20th, 2008 03:46:52 AM
But thank you for the information, smurfdick.
it will,be astronomical my friend by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:48:12 AM
but it wont be directed by that useless german cunt
Well, first of all by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:48:44 AM
"loser" is spelled with only ONE "o". Second, that cool guy of the legion of three morons is called "davidlyons" not "davud lyons". Third, my name contains SIX characters. I'm not with Motorola, if you can get THAT joke. Kids...
what about fantastic voyage? by the podosphere	Feb 20th, 2008 03:50:41 AM
Does Roland put FV on-hold while he pursues this? Does Fox assign another helmer to FV? Inquiring minds...!!!
my dear moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:51:52 AM
ive invented a new word just for you its LOOSER as in your arse is loose! nice to see you cant read fucko
and theyres four of us now by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:53:22 AM
and only one of you minge face
davidlyons by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 03:54:28 AM
Agreed. 100%. I'm sort of excited to see if it truly ends up being the time that the world changes forever. Even to die during a cataclysmic event like that, would be worth it just to see how it went down. Sign me up. Emmerich, needs to keep away from this one. Think about it. He's got TWO SOLID YEARS to sell this idea after it's 2009 release. Then, he'll never make a sale on it again. If 2012 rolls around and nothing happens, people will pass that movie up and go "Shit, it's 2015, whatever happened in that movie was a lie". Or else, we'll all be dead from the Earth shifting on it's axis. See the world end, see Emmerich fail...it's win win.
It doesn't matter... by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:55:03 AM
quote "how badly I mispell hs name" unquote? Lol! You're hilarious! Really. I love ya! Oh, and BISHÔJO SENSHI SAILOR MOON reminds me of you, that's why I like her so much....
Suppose it's appropriate by Porco Drunko	Feb 20th, 2008 03:55:15 AM
in an article about one of hollywoods biggest hacks we have one of the worlds biggest fuckwits in its talkback.
and even if we get banned by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:56:05 AM
ive had the best time ive ever had on this site and ill just make up a new account and ill come back looking for you moto cos you is funny! in fact im going to tell EVERYONE IVE SENT THIS TALKBACK TO to do the same!!! WE ARE LEGION!
porco by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 03:57:26 AM
please dont talk about moto like that hes already suffered some fatal fisting this evening!
"theyres four of us" by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:58:29 AM
congratulations.
Lol, Porco Drunko by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:00:00 AM
I'm still laughing! :-))) Thanks for that one, buddy!
hey huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:00:35 AM
our code in future shall be "are you legion?" then once identified we shall say hello moto you anime wanking playground lurking letch!
huckleberry, more importantly by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:02 AM
can you answer my question. Was Evil Ed ass-fucked by the big jawed, bug eating guy from Fright Night 2 or what?
well, trolling douchebag by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:02 AM
I'm going to bed. The waste of my time has been pleasant. Good night to you all, and may the bans come swiftly.
BUDDY!!!!???? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:01:58 AM
all you have is enemies and people who trade child porn with you! understand that were on to you!
Holy cow! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:02:47 AM
Did he just type something WITHOUT caps? Wow! I'm stunned.
trolling? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:03:13 AM
emmerich is cinematic trolling!!! we are keeping the spirit of his shite alive!
and moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:04:37 AM
DISCOVERED HIS ohh so funny! just a quick question WHERE IS MADDALINE MCCANN????
Well, if you say so, davidlyons by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:05:33 AM
You and your fuckleberry friend must know it. You are the masters. And I bet $1.000 that none of you two is older than 14. At least that's what I hope, for your family's sake...
i have a confession to make by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:07:20 AM
im really sylvester stallone, i noticed what a perv moto ws so i made up a fake account and came back to see if he had any tips for mes o how i could fiddle the kids! if you know what im saying!
"AJCK BAUER" ? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:07:33 AM
Who's that? In other news, I didn't say that you are going to be banned within an hour, just soon, within the day. Btw, creating a new account won't help, davidlyons, 'cause they're banning your IP, my friend.
I have a fascination with movies by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:09:24 AM
if you had ever read any of my posts before you would realise how much I can't stand haters and people who tear others down. I, unfortunately, also cannot stand people who repeat themselves.
im fucking legion by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:09:50 AM
and so's my wife! seriously shes next me in bed in fucking stitches! so thats two! and all my mates wholl enjoy pissing that mobile phone prick off well about fifty! i have more friend than you have pubes!
Can you please repeat your post once again? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:11:41 AM
Cause I didn't get it in the first place, fuckleberry. Please, my friend, my dear buddy, repeat it just for me. Will you, sweetie?
You have more friend, davidlyons by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:13:16 AM
than I have pubes? More friend. Wowzers! I love you, pal!
Wow! You're "abck" again? Like "Ajck" Bauer? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:03 AM
Hilarious!
well my friend with the really long name which i cant be arsed t by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:24 AM
if this is true in future when you see moto and his ilk giving people shit for nowt put them in there place please! bearing in mind this is the first time ive ever done anything like this on any site! i stopped posting here because i got sick of getting shit for leaving an opinion such as I THINK ROLAND EMMERICH IS JUMPING ON THE 2012 BANDWAGON? trust me if they look at the posts ive left im fucking harmless! unlike bitch moto!
MOTO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:47 AM
SURELY YOU REALIZE THAT THE GRAMMAR POLICE WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO? WE BELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH, EVEN FREE FROM RULES.
Thank you for banning the kid! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:16:27 AM
As I said: "soon". :-)
dude, I was banned once myself by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:03 AM
I feel your anger, but all I did was make up a stupid name. You don't have to ruin it for everyone except for david lyons and Co.
Hey Fuckleberry! Still want that ass-munching??!!?? by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:11 AM
This thread is a real mongoloid porn inferno thanks to you and your be-smirching. Legion of doom! Bah! It takes a little more than an 8mb connection to run a legion! Come one man. I'm sure you can get people's respect and attention in the real world. You just have to try....
wowzers!!!!????? by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:17:37 AM
gee wiz are you like burt wards bastard child! golly ill have some bucks fizz jeeves! kkkkkkkkkkknnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo oobbbbbbbbbjjjjjjoooooocccccck kkkkkkeeeeeyyyyyy say it bas its written pulease
2012: Return of the Dogon by Monkey_King	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:09 AM
Read up on the Sirius/Dogon connection and you'll get an idea of what '2012' is a bout. M.Night borrowed elements from the Dogon legend for his 'Lady in the Water' film.
MOTO IS MR. POTATO HEAD by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:11 AM
SIMPLE, ROUND, FALLS TO PIECES WHEN SMACKED....MOTO WLL BE HUNTED TO THE VERY CONERS OF THE AICN AND TARGETED BY THE LEGION. I'VE GOT SOLOMON GRUNDY AND BLACK MANTA AFTER HIM NOW. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
NEW WOLVERINE CASTING NEWS by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:18:42 AM
moto has signined a ninety picture deal ass ASS BANDIT!!!
did u like that moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:19:39 AM
ass ASS BANDIT
Well, davidlyons, seems like you're alone now. by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:04 AM
Your precious 13yr old buddy just got banned and his precious posts got deleted. Aint that cool news?
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:44 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:44 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
I THINK WERE ALONE NOW by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:20:45 AM
OOPS, FUCK YOU MOTO!
Ugh, I'll be "hunted to the very "coners"? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:19 AM
:-)
Is Fuckleberry gone? Man, I didn't get that rim-job! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:20 AM

MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:24 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:25 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:26 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:27 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
MOTO IF WISHES WERE ASSHOLES by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:21:27 AM
YOUD BE FULL OF SHIT
oh and moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:22:05 AM
IM NOT ON MY COMPUTER YOU STUPID CHILD FUCKING MURDERING CUNT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEYRES AN INVENTION CALLED AN INTERNET CAFE TOO THEY HAVED LOTS OF COMPUTERS I CAN TELL YOU TO SYOP FIDLING KIDS FROM AS WELL NOW LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!!
I don't even know how I got wrapped up in all this by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:22:55 AM
Still, Moto's "Aint that cool news" cracked me up.
Wow. Mr. davidlyons just discovered by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:24 AM
the wonderful world of caps. Welcome, kid.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:52 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:53 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
TIME TO GO by HuckleberryHound	Feb 20th, 2008 04:23:54 AM
I MUST BID FAREWELL TO THIS MERRIMENT FOR I MUST TAKE A MEAN DUMP. I WILL BE BANNED MOST ASSUREDLY BUT LIKE THE SOUTH I SHALL RISE AGAIN! SEE YOU TOMORROW FRIENDS AND FUCKWADS. WE ARE LEGION AND WE WILL BE BACK. YOU WONT NOW WHEN OR WHERE, BUT YOU WILL KNOW. THE LEGION ARE COMING. NIGHTY NIGHT ASS MASTERS.
Lyons that's fucking sad. by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:11 AM
If you were at home just fucking around then nobody would care. But you're putting money into this? That's really pathetic!
"I don't even know how I got wrapped up in all this" by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:23 AM
Me too. ;-)
OH MOTO by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:41 AM
YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT ARENT YOU!
Did I miss something? by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:24:48 AM
did Moto kill some kids?(backs away)
See ya Fuckleberry! Don't strain too hard! Just relax! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:27 AM

IM NOT IN AN INTERNET CAFE NOW by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:45 AM
IM IN THE HOUSE I JUST BROKE INTO!!!
EvilGeek1, that made me laugh pretty hard! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:25:58 AM
:-))))
ASK MOTO by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:26:36 AM
where maddaline mccann is?
moto by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:27:21 AM
name dropping doesnt mean their your friends!
hey evilgeek by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:27:44 AM
:)
no one seems to notice by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:28:48 AM
earlier Lyons said he was in bed with his wife. Now all of a sudden he's in an internet cafe hmmmmmm davidlyons: and so's my wife! seriously shes next me in bed in fucking stitches! so thats two! and all my mates wholl enjoy pissing that mobile phone prick off well about fifty! i have more friend than you have pubes!
Hey Lyons! Grow a penis! Moto's in my good books! by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:29:25 AM
Not like you and Fuckleberry FucksHounds!
david lyons by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:30:37 AM
I thought your argument was against people who abuse others on this, a movie talkback. How about you give us a reasoned argument against Emmerich(it wouldn't be hard) or find some place to duke it out with moto. Either way I'm sick of this. I came here to talk about films and de-stress, not get in a fight.
can you read shitface by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:31:03 AM
im in bed on my wifes laptop you stupid plonker! she dont post on this site so she doesnt care about her ip getting banned! ARE YOU FUCKING MOTO?
you said... by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:05 AM
you were in bed, NEXT to your wife. You're words dude
ok im sorry by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:09 AM
im going to kill myself now and blame all of you!
i am in bed by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:32:46 AM
next to my wife
As far as I can tell Moto was here to talk about by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 20th, 2008 04:33:02 AM
movies. I to sir am with him.
but you're also by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:33:25 AM
in an internet cafe... intriguing....
ok so if i ever come back on this site by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:34:41 AM
and i catch any of you here giving people shit heedlessly i can bring you to boot ok!
Damn You Michael Blu-Ray by DamnMichaelBay	Feb 20th, 2008 04:35:06 AM
Damn you harry you're such a dumbass for not knowing about the 2012 end of the Mayan calendar... seriously that's a fact that even many non-nerds know! You have lost one geek point in my eye and you'll never regain it I'm afraid. DAMN YOU MICHAEL BLU-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You put any footwear near me... by EvilGeek1	Feb 20th, 2008 04:36:07 AM
and you'll know what your own ass tastes like!
i am going to use an internet cafe in future by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:36:46 AM
i am not a burglar, its five a fucking clock in the morning how many internet cafes do you know that are open at that time!
huck by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:37:44 AM
been nice bitch slapping with yer see you around!
hey dude by Varakor	Feb 20th, 2008 04:39:18 AM
you're the one that said it. I'm sure there are 24hr cafes... in japan.... But hey its ok to lie about being next to a woman, who's gonna know but you right? right? okay!!
anyway by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:41:08 AM
as a leaving gift and to thank you all for a very very enjoyable evening i leave you the link to JUSTICE LEAGUE: NEW FRONTIER http://www.free-tv-video-onlin e.info/player/divx.php?id=2236 255
varakor by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:43:39 AM
i wish i were in japan im fucking snowed in in iowa man! anyway all the best to you all and to varakor for giving me some shit back! love peace and chicken grease!
I'm confused by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:43:54 AM
first he said he's in an internet café, then in a house he broke into and now he's next to his wife? Confusing. Ok, this is getting boring, back to the topic.
blah by slkboxrman	Feb 20th, 2008 04:44:22 AM
this 2012 BS is gettin old. i tell all my friends at work my theory....the poor soul writing the calender prob got tired of writing god knows how many years into the future and just said "fuck this" i gotta get laid and have some kids and maybe update my myspace page" people just need something to worry about, Y2K, bird flu, SARS, etc, i dont get it...im worried about paying my rent and feeding myself every day....but i guess all that shit aint important....lol. go figure
yeah by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:45:06 AM
like why isnt moto in jail for murdering maddaline mccann!
2012 by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:46:45 AM
is when the world police force is fisrt brought together at the london olympics which will be the birth of THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!! trust me thats all thats going to happen in 2012 and thats bad enough!
and moto darling by davidlyons	Feb 20th, 2008 04:48:24 AM
you deserve a ban too and allah and the east winds willing youll get one too! LATER!!!!
The Hack Pack Strikes Back!!!!! by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 20th, 2008 04:53:38 AM
You know Hollyweird has a shortage of projects post-strike when they're all lining up to back a project from the Deutsche Hackmeister. "I'm a constant fan of his work" -Harry, what has happened to you???!!!
THE MIGHTY EMMERICH KNOWS ALL. by Knuckleduster	Feb 20th, 2008 05:05:03 AM
HE WILL FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO DARE DOUBT HIS AWESOME WILL.
Moon 44 was a cool little DTV flick that belied it's budget by KillaKane	Feb 20th, 2008 05:06:23 AM
Slick Ridley Scott inspired production design and a blue smoke diffused look, nice debut from Mr E. Great score by Joel Goldsmith if I recollect right.
2012 by harrisonfnord	Feb 20th, 2008 05:11:39 AM
the new world order is already here brought on by the staging of 9/11
I thought 2012 was just the turning of a new age. by DigitalDong	Feb 20th, 2008 05:12:36 AM
If anyone knows about the Mayan thing it was just a part of their hypnotic calender. And they had these ages that were dated every 56,000 years or so. In the future and in the past, one just happens to be in 2012. No big deal really. The only real prediction they think is going to happen is the earth will tilt on is axis. It may or may not happen, no one knows, so this is like Y2K part 2.
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW by Kragmose	Feb 20th, 2008 05:23:16 AM
Will be the day I'll have pizza.
@DimensionsPlural by photoboy	Feb 20th, 2008 05:28:17 AM
Lol. I hear Ken Livingstone is going to extend the London congestion zone out to Scotland to help pay for the Olympics.
It doesn't matter what happens in 2012 by cornponious	Feb 20th, 2008 05:35:05 AM
Apparently as long as you're living in Berea, KY, you'll be OK.
I WONT "NOW" WHEN OR WHERE... by Tourist	Feb 20th, 2008 05:55:39 AM
...When or where? Didn't you just say now? The retards first grade spelling error has made my head spin. 2012 will suck just like everything Emmerich has ever made. So who gives a shit.
It's time to let the Godzilla review go. by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 05:56:58 AM
It's been a decade. Harry should be forgiven so we can let the healing begin.
Just like Y2K... by Tourist	Feb 20th, 2008 05:58:12 AM
...Anyone whose not a retard or desperate for some intervention in the dull routine of their lives knows that nothing is going to happen.
I have some info... by FILMFUNK	Feb 20th, 2008 05:59:38 AM
This Movie will suck the life out of your brain as surely as the rest of his other turdflicks! Believe it or not the only one of his campy disaster movies I slightly enjoyed was Godzilla because it had a giant dinosaur in it! Stargate was very Lame, Day After Tomorrow was dull, independance day was retarded, the patriot was like a TV drama and I never heard of moon 44 but it must have been shit! Emerich's like a slightly more competant Eue Boll and 10,000 BC looks like a more Mamothy Stargate so who cares what 2012 is it's bound to be shite!
Saw the Happening trailer with Jumper by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Feb 20th, 2008 06:01:17 AM
over the weekend. I liked it. It was a serious tease. No one knows what is going on period. No hints at all. I'll be seeing it. The M. Night haters can rant all they want, I like all his work, some more than others.
Why are we listening to the Mayans? by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 06:01:49 AM
They couldn't foresee that whole extinction thing. We might be adding the X-Files to the pile. The aliens are supposed to invade in 2012 so if X-Files 2 does well they might make a third with that in mind.
"with Roland Emmerich shooting it!" by Trazadone	Feb 20th, 2008 06:13:54 AM
You might as well write, "With Uwe Boll shooting it!" What's with the enthusiastic exclamation points? Seriously, this guy makes awful, awful movies.
The federation has assumed control... by classyfredblassy	Feb 20th, 2008 06:21:45 AM
We have assumed control....second the love for a Rush 2112 movie.
2012 and WTF happened in here? by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 06:22:13 AM
what I've heard about 2012 is that an asteroid will be very close to earth's orbit and has a high risk of smashing into us, thus ending life. But I rather like the Mayan's idea of 2012 where people just ascend to a higher plane of existance. How is it that Huck hasn't been banned yet?
enough about the Mayans already! by Maniaq	Feb 20th, 2008 06:27:14 AM
it's not JUST about the Mayan calendar thing - there's so much more attached to that year it's not funny! apparently planets and stars are meant to align and all kinds of other mystical bullshit as well! there's even talk of aliens - those Sirius guys, sure, but there's a particular distance - to do with Pleiades, aka the Subaru star cluster, about 135 parsecs or 440 light years from here - which is the first step in the so-called cosmic distance ladder of the universe... anyway, so it's not just about the Mayans
Man 2012 runs the gamut of apocalyptic fantasies... by pax256	Feb 20th, 2008 06:42:04 AM
But the book by Daniel Pinchbeck is the best one I think. Nothing scarier than realizing oneself. Tho I think Shyamalan would do a better job of it.
Actually, I've got the inside scoop... by DuncanHines	Feb 20th, 2008 06:42:41 AM
...and the best prediction as to how the world will end in 2012. It all has to do with American politics. In this year's Presidential race, of McCain Vs Obama, all McCain has to do to secure the votes of every other bible-belter crazy person is release the impending, nationwide smear ad which says, "Barack Obama? More like IRAQ OSAMA! Vote McCain. Keep our country safe." McCain wins. Fucks up international relations in the next 4 years so badly that even the most liberal lefties will wish we had Bush back. In this time, Obama gains this "experience" his opponents love to point out that he lacks. Does all kinds of good shit, and runs against McCain again in 2012. Obama wins in a LANDSLIDE victory. Crazy old Yahoo McCain, in a fit of anger at losing to "Iraq Osama," pushes the button. In fact he pushes all the buttons. Nukes the whole world. End of story. End of everything. There you go. Hope you're ready for it.
2012- The day WoW ended it all. by Playkins	Feb 20th, 2008 06:53:34 AM
The year is 2012, and 95% of the earth is playing World of Warcraft. When the servers go dark unexpectedly for an upgrade, billions are shocked into cardiac arrest.
If 2012 is the end, bring it on! by Playkins	Feb 20th, 2008 06:55:16 AM
I'll have only paid back 20% of my student loans! Default by act of GOD!!! W000T!
What's the next 2012 though? by ChildOfMen	Feb 20th, 2008 06:57:08 AM
The obsession with December 21st, 2012 of course has become amplified ever since Y2K (the date of choice for "end of the world" prophets, etc.) came and went. So my question is, what's the next big date that people are going to glom on to after 12/21/2012 comes and goes without anything happening?
It's a little funny watching the approach to 2012... by Arch_Stanton	Feb 20th, 2008 06:59:17 AM
... since a person's ideas about it indicate how they feel about the whole concept of prophecy. What is wrong with the human psyche that we cling to this idea that the future is somehow already committed? The existence of the lottery industry should be enough to disprove it to the rational mind. Imagine an ancient culture, whose #1 concern is acquiring enough calories to survive, "seeing" a distant future so clearly it becomes a part of their culture, but not in specific tales, just a subtlety of calendar design. Nutty. Isn't it much more likely that the calendar was designed like a modern odometer? I don't expect a catastrophic failure in my car at exactly 100k miles.
Funny thing about 10,000 BC by Judge Briggs	Feb 20th, 2008 07:02:27 AM
Is that they all have really white teeth!
How does the world end this time? by SkinJob69	Feb 20th, 2008 07:21:47 AM
Giant robots, man. Definitely giant robots.
Or a giant lion. by SkinJob69	Feb 20th, 2008 07:23:09 AM

2012 wont's get made by ATARI	Feb 20th, 2008 07:25:22 AM
because 10,000BC will be such a horrible flop! !
Harry I've been a fan of this site for years... by obi12kenobi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:27:17 AM
...but this is the first time you've really disappointed me. Seriously, you like Roland Emerich films??? I can't take your opinion seriously anymore, ever....
WORLD ENDS... WITH SPAM by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Feb 20th, 2008 07:33:07 AM

Harry selling the fuck out. by lsleelee	Feb 20th, 2008 07:34:39 AM
It's interesting that Harry mentions his being bought by Roland Emmerich today because I just watched the Harry episode of Entourage with Rainn Wilson today. I wonder if he was bought off with porn stars in real life too. Nah probably just a giant ham.
2012 - A Shit Odyssey by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 20th, 2008 07:35:05 AM

What about Bay's 2012 movie? by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:38:42 AM
ehh?
2012 - FINAL CRISIS by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:20 AM
It will happen. Fuck. Final Crisis sounds so FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
A link to a 2012 movie already made by The Devlinizer	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:33 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt11 32130/ http://thepiratebay.org/tor/40 03235/2012.Doomsday.2008.DVDRi p.Xvid.TFE
2012 should be a DC style end of the world - EPIC by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:41:42 AM
FINAL CRISIS! THE BLACKEST NIGHT! Fuck. That sounds far more badass than 'Revelations', those Christians and their pussy ass end of the world stories. Fuck that. I hope the real end of the world is written by Grant Morrison and Geoff Johns.
2012 is the polar shift by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:43:30 AM
hasn't happened in thousands of years. scientists agree there will be an evolutional change. you heard it first here folks. X-men!!!
I'm surprised at you non-erudite mofos by Geophyrd	Feb 20th, 2008 07:48:36 AM
It seems pretty clear that he's doing Whitley Strieber's novel, 2012, The War for Souls. Its about time someone started making movies out of Whitely's books. I was hoping for the sequels to the Hunger! Er, a disclaimer. I actually think the man is insane in his conspiracy theories but he's a pretty good writer. http://www.amazon.com/2012-War -Souls-Whitley-Strieber/dp/076 5318962/ref=pd_bbs_4?ie=UTF8&s =books&qid=1203515233&sr=8-4
"[Harry] decreed himself temporarily insane" by BGDAWES	Feb 20th, 2008 07:51:26 AM
Harry must become temporarily insane often for also endorsing such pieces of shit as: Lady in the Water HD-DVD Daredevil Eli Roth
Ok, so that link didn't work... by Geophyrd	Feb 20th, 2008 07:52:13 AM
Go Amazon this: 2012: The War for Souls (Hardcover) by Whitley Strieber (Author)
Halo movie??? by bradius	Feb 20th, 2008 07:53:05 AM
"This is the way the world ends..." Wasn't that a tagline from a trailer for Halo 3? I read that headline on AICN and my first thought was "Halo movie pushed until 2012???"
Should be cool by Gungan Slayer	Feb 20th, 2008 07:55:54 AM
The movie version of 2012 that is...not the actual end of the world thing when 2012 happens.
Communion by Kizeesh	Feb 20th, 2008 07:56:41 AM
I have a hard time taking seriously a story written by a man, played onscreen by Christopher Walken. Especially when he does Karaoke with an Alien Anal Probe.
IN 2012...A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS..... by FlickaPoo	Feb 20th, 2008 08:03:47 AM

...AND THEN.....THEY DID THE UNTHINKABLE!.... by FlickaPoo	Feb 20th, 2008 08:04:11 AM

It's not the end of the Mayan Calendar by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:04:24 AM
It's the end of a cycle in the Mayan Calendar. (I think it's called the Long Count). And every previous end of the cycle had some sort of serious nigh-apocalyptic occurrence (obviously not apocalyptic otherwise the Mayans wouldn't have been around to create the calendar). Here's Wiki on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M ayan_Calendar#Long_Count (remove spaces)
MOON 44 by evilnerd	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:31 AM
Yeah you are right. Its the same dude. By the way he played in Terminator 1. Hes one of the guys Arni snatches his cloths from. p.s. the germans feel embarressed because of Emmerich. He sucks so bad.
DerLanghaarige: You're right. It's why no one cares by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:51 AM
about 2001 anymore.
It just ends... by V'Shael	Feb 20th, 2008 08:07:34 AM
but bizarrely everyone seems to sense the end coming. And it's like, people react in different ways to it. Everyone knows the end is coming, no one really talks about it. And then, the night it happens, most people just have dinner with their families, do the dishes, tidy up, and go upstairs to sleep, make love and wait for the end.
Everything happening in 2012 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:10:35 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2 012 (remove spaces)
I'm just gonna love it when 2012 comes and goes and we're... by Lou Stools	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:12 AM
...all plodding along just like we always do. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can be.
AS president of your united states I declare 2012 to be by MrPresident	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:46 AM
FAKE!
Lou Stools: Just like 1984 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:13:28 AM
Although I don't plod, I shimmy.
I know what it's about! by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:14:26 AM
Futurama told us already! The War of 2012 occurs, during which talk-show host Conan O'Brien lost his "freakishly long legs."
TDAT by GunRunner	Feb 20th, 2008 08:19:37 AM
Only an idiot would find The Day After Tomorrow "scary". The only people who sit around worrying about such things are Gaia worshipping liberals waiting for the next eco-disaster to exploit in the name of socialism. Hard-core environmentalism is a religion; Al Gore is its prophet, carbon credits are its tithing, carbon footprints are sin, capitalism and technology represent the fall of man, and global warming is its apolocalypse and judgement day. Any doofus who sits around worrying about what the weather will be like in 100 years is just stupid as someone worrying about the lack of horses for transportation in the 1890s.
Why is it that a White Caveman needs to be the Savior for Colour by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 20th, 2008 08:27:21 AM
Every time I watch the 10000 BC trailer I wonder why the black cavemen tribe are waiting for this fella to show up to liberate them. The trope is as tired as the white martial artist that will save the Asian practitioners collective asses....
The Mayans by Shigeru	Feb 20th, 2008 08:29:44 AM
were on crack
Day After Tomorrow by TheBloop	Feb 20th, 2008 08:31:25 AM
One of the worst big budget summer movies ever? I think so. The only one worse was 1998's Godzilla. Oh wait, Emmerich did that one too? Oh wait, this will suck so bad, maybe it will be the end....of that hacks' film career.
Also..... by blatz	Feb 20th, 2008 08:36:07 AM
part of the X-Files mythology where on that date, the colonization of earth takes place.
A republican goes back to the Whitehouse by WatertownSurfer	Feb 20th, 2008 08:38:42 AM
Snap tizzle.
2012 ? by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 20th, 2008 08:40:57 AM
Must be the third part of the space odyssey trilogy that started with 2001 in 1968 and continued with 2010 in 1984...
Blatz: Yep, although Carter likely got that from by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:01 AM
the Mayan calendar.
"I've been a constant fan of his work" by crackerfarmboy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:41 AM
Anyone who's been a constant fan of Emmerich's work must be severely mentally handicapped. Thus, I'll save the jokes about you smiling at pretty colors that move.
Motoko: The 3rd book was 2061, and the fourth was 3001 by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:15 AM

Harry, I wrote these posts on 2012 by BadWaldo s Revenge	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:56 AM
You may find both posts of interest, and be sure to watch the documentaries I refer to. "Mayan Prophecy forecast the End of the World in 2012 as Planet X approach the Solar System" http://www.wakeupfromyourslumb er.com/node/4143 "What the future will look like on Earth after human extinction post-2012" http://www.wakeupfromyourslumb er.com/node/5272
what some believe will happen in 2012 by kevinj4	Feb 20th, 2008 08:44:18 AM
Hey Harry, Actually, it could be fun. Some people believe that there is a 12th planet called Niberu which visits Earth every 3600 years. This is where all the gods of mythology originated from. When this happens, the gravity from this other planet will change the Earth's axis due to a shift in polarity. Think Day After Tomorrow meets Stargate. It could be fun.
How the world will end? ANSWER: HD-DVD wins! by JDanielP	Feb 20th, 2008 08:48:23 AM
(snort!) Hey,...someone had to say it.
Check out Two Face by Sithdan	Feb 20th, 2008 08:56:23 AM
I know this is unrelated, but check out this photo of the Two Face toy: http://www.superherohype.com/n ews/topnews.php?id=6819
2012: PRESIDENT LEBEOUF by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:02:01 AM
Democracy is a loaded gun!!!!!!!
DOES THIS MEAN MY TOILET WATER WILL SWIRL COUNTERCLOCKWISE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:03:18 AM
in 2012? Cool. Can't wait.
2012=Y2K by Sithdan	Feb 20th, 2008 09:08:05 AM
I remember when everyone on my block bought flashlights and power generators during the whole Y2K scare. I remember thinking how paranoid and ignorant people were. I was laughing then and I'm laughing now. NOTHING apocolyptic is going to happen in 2012. The only world that's going to end will be on the big screen.
Two Face looks like he did in Batman Forever by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 09:15:48 AM
I thought they'd drop the goofy purple face and try for something a little more realistic looking. Anyway, what do you expect from Harry? This is the guy who had to go cry in the theater shitter after Armageddon.
X-Files alien invasion in 2012...? by Osmosis Jones	Feb 20th, 2008 09:18:40 AM

Best 2012 Theory I heard is Human Evolution by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 09:19:01 AM
and the first thing that came to my head was X-men!!! Fuck yeah!
2012: RISE OF THE SILVER MOSCHIACH by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:20:45 AM
Kneel before the one true master of the world!!!
I'm with the guy by Sithdan	Feb 20th, 2008 09:23:34 AM
who hopes the world will end because he's in debt up to his eyeballs. Hell, I've only paid 5% of my student loans off, not to mention I owe thousands on my credit card and car. Bring on Osama!
2012 IS YEAR ONE FOR THE STAR BABY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:25:51 AM
It's full of stars ... and Poop!
But, does it tie in with... by DanielKurland	Feb 20th, 2008 09:26:21 AM
the X-Files movie?
SITHDAN by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:28:53 AM
Make one or two extra payments on your loan each year to bring the principal down and you will save a lot of money over the life of your loan. When submitting the extra payment, make sure you notate that it is to be applied to the principal. Your priority is to get rid of the credit card debt first and foremost. Suck cock if you have to, but credit card debt is the destroyer of lives. The lord of hosts is kind!!!
2012: CALIFORNICATION THE MOTION PICTURE by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:30:47 AM
Xenu is the one true God, and David Duchovney is His Messenger!!
Don't give Harry a hard time on this one... by Kid Z	Feb 20th, 2008 09:36:51 AM
...Sure Emmerich's movies are crap, but they "look good". They're mindlessly entertaining eye candy and sometimes that's all you're in the mood to watch. I'll be in line for 10,000 BC when it opens. Sure it'll be another dumbass caveman flick, but Emmerich's effects dudes have managed to create a saber-tooth cat that looks cool, so on that point alone, it'll be worth the ticket price.
2012... by Kid Z	Feb 20th, 2008 09:38:40 AM
... the Celestials are returning! And who's this Ike Harris, dude? Oh shit! It's a giant armored alien carrying what looks like a huge computer chip! We're screwed!!!
2012: THE YEAR HARRY FORGETS TO RENEW HIS DOMAIN NAME by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 09:40:02 AM
and Mirajeff takes over!!!! ZOMFG!!!!!
2012 is the new 2000 by Flying Spaghetti Monster	Feb 20th, 2008 09:41:07 AM
The polar shift theory is retarded..granted where our North celestial poleis pointed can change of many thousands of years and even our tilt can change slightly over a long period of time. NOW I can see our magnetic poles switching in an instant..because they do float around and the Sun has this happen ever 11 years..but a polar shift is ludicris.
or ludicrous by Flying Spaghetti Monster	Feb 20th, 2008 09:41:41 AM
blah blah blah
2012: by Darkocity	Feb 20th, 2008 09:43:23 AM

2012: by Darkocity	Feb 20th, 2008 09:43:25 AM

2012 is the mayan clander date of conciousness creation evolutio by Darkocity	Feb 20th, 2008 09:45:26 AM
Weve been talking this on the lost forums for a while now! It don't mean the end of the world, its means the galactic allignment of our galaxy with the tree of life.
The First Picture of post 2012!!!! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 09:46:26 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yr8gy6
RE: "how to avoid the END OF THE WORLD" by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 09:50:09 AM
Um, this man directed movies where people outran an ice age, gave Godzilla a pregnancy test and hacked an alien computer with a Mac laptop. I don't think anything is too ridiculous.
with hopefully with evolve me into a better typist by Darkocity	Feb 20th, 2008 09:52:20 AM

which! hopefully with evolve me into a better typist by Darkocity	Feb 20th, 2008 09:52:39 AM

The ancient Mayans come back... by Kid Z	Feb 20th, 2008 09:53:25 AM
...just rise up out of the ground in the forms of disgusting, rotted zombies... and start ripping the hearts out of all the Christians! Payback for the conquistadors... and for that godawful Mel Gibson movie!
It' the end of the world...or the beginning by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Feb 20th, 2008 09:54:10 AM
Listen up you stinking maggots, it seems you just don't get it. Well I've been appointed to inform you, your days are numbered. You would cry, you would scream, if you knew half the things I see. Please, please just do as I say, repent and leave your evil ways. Meanwhile...planes drop from the sky, people disappear and bullets fly. Little grey men are coming our way, tastes just like chicken, they say. Actually they're all around. Secret bunkers underground. Round 'em up, skin 'em alive, rolling, rolling, rolling, rawhide. Carter is a clone. Dozen brothers around the globe. MJ-12 damned us to hell. Scroll and Key, Skull and Bone. It's only just begun. The best is yet to come. Area 51, the spawn of Babylon. Couldn't give a damn about "J.F.K.", everything's conspiracy. Wouldn't be surprised if they have their way, tastes just like chicken, they say. I know it's hard to swallow. It must sound too far fetched. But you can bet your bottom dollar I ain't going like the rest.
2012 = SINESTRO CORPS WAR by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 09:56:03 AM
FUCK YEAH! IN BLACKEST DAY! IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT!
Asteroid = boring. GIVE ME SUPERBOY PRIME! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 09:57:30 AM
Threatening to fly into the central universal planet at lightspeed and restarting the big bang. That's what I want my end of the world to be. A MASSIVE FUCKING SUPERHERO BRAWL. All Fighting a deranged psychotic version of the greatest hero but with the powers of a god. SINESTRO CORPS WAR!
Shades of Y2K anyone? by Yeti	Feb 20th, 2008 09:58:16 AM
Sheesh. People never learn.
Mayans come back as BLACK LANTERNS! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 10:03:31 AM
Fuck yeah. They will descend upon our worlds to claim the loved ones we have lost. They will forever hunger for those that still feel and live. And if the universe is to survive, Willpower and Fear must come together... because across the universe. THE DEAD WILL RISE. THE BLACKEST NIGHT - 2009 (2012 in reality).
Planet X has been debunked by someone with a brain by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 10:10:15 AM
http://www.badastronomy.com/ba d/misc/planetx/nutshell.html (remove spaces)
2012: THE OBAMA APOCALYPSE by uss cygnus	Feb 20th, 2008 10:12:22 AM
"The world has been destroyed by Islamic radicals! But at least we now have HOPE!! I'm off to the Madrasa!"
2012: THE HILLARY APOCALYPSE by uss cygnus	Feb 20th, 2008 10:14:19 AM
"I Did not have sexual relations with that Islamic Extremist, Miss Bin Laden, as that is against Shia law. Now my husband will speak."
2012: THE RON PAUL APOCALYPSE by uss cygnus	Feb 20th, 2008 10:17:43 AM
"Since there are no longer any US Troops on foreign soil, and no income tax, There is no more United States. We have been bought out by Wal-Mart, China and Al-Qaeda. Please report to your Madrasa Re-Education Camp."
IndependenceDay was fucking awesome for what it was by BMacSmith	Feb 20th, 2008 10:19:45 AM
but yeah Emmerich sucks ass. Patriot and day after tommorrow are terrible
The Patriot is so bad ... by chrth	Feb 20th, 2008 10:23:20 AM
The Cowpens National Park doesn't sell it in their store. Not saying they're required to, but considering the National Archives gladly sells National Treasure ... Plus the rumor is that if you mention the Patriot to the park rangers, they'll slap you upside the head. Just a warning in case you were planning on visiting.
Admiting you like the guys work is not a sin... by skycrapper	Feb 20th, 2008 10:31:11 AM
but it sure doesn't help your credibility.
The Onion says FU to Michael Bay! by SkinJob69	Feb 20th, 2008 10:32:54 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcg43 "We'll just have to wait and see if it lives up to the hype," Chicago Sun-Times film critic Roger Ebert said. "However, if the special effects team has succeeded in making Michael Bay getting anything above a People's Choice Award seem even remotely convincing, then this has Oscar written all over it."
Galactic Center by mattforce7	Feb 20th, 2008 10:36:08 AM
Thats how we will be ended... The crus of the earth will take on a polar shift
CGI Team Creates Realistic Oscar For Michael Bay by santi01	Feb 20th, 2008 10:37:03 AM
Onion Headline today, funny as shit!
The acting will be top notch by Knobules	Feb 20th, 2008 10:42:44 AM
Reunite the entire cast of Godzila, throw in Randy Quad and you got a blockbuster. Make an awesome trailer and get a 3 year old to write the script. Hi Im Roland Emmerich pay me now.
American Godzilla: 3 BIG reasons in sucked... by future help	Feb 20th, 2008 10:43:45 AM
1. It hides in Manhattan...no one can find him. 2. Matthew Brodrick drives a taxicab on it's tail 3. Taco Bell
Mayan calander ends 2012 by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 10:47:20 AM
It is the end of the Mayan calender so all the computers that are wired and programed with the Mayan calender with not work any more. This will cause panic and the end of the world as we know it. I thought everyone knew this.
Roland Emerich........... by D o o d	Feb 20th, 2008 10:47:44 AM
is a hack. Every one of his movies have been about shallow characters overtaken by grand effects. I wish todays directors would get over the fact that you can do the impossible with CG and put some plot in the movie too. I've seen the trailer for 1000BC and it just looks like Caveman meets Smallville. Stunning looking cave people with perfect teeth and hair. What a load of rubbish..!
Emmerich by MacTard420	Feb 20th, 2008 10:50:39 AM
I am neutral on this guy leaning towards hatred. While I genuinely love Stargate and ID4 is entertaining....The Day After Tomorrow is absolutely horrible. I didn't care about any of those characters...except maybe the CGI wolves that trek into Manhattan from a place only Emmerich knows.
BringingSexyBack, Any Advice on my 401Ks? by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 20th, 2008 10:56:53 AM
People tell me I need to diversify!
"2012" should be made by veritasses	Feb 20th, 2008 11:00:46 AM
in 2013.
I am Batman by D o o d	Feb 20th, 2008 11:07:42 AM
hahahaha, that just made me laugh out aloud in my studio. Although I stick by what I said about the CG. Even a twelve year old nowadays knows when you're trying to get one over on them ;o)
Harry makes no mention of Universal Soldier by ImFixingtoDie	Feb 20th, 2008 11:09:53 AM
Which is a fine guilty pleasure, as is its retarded sequel with Goldberg.
The world ends... by drompter	Feb 20th, 2008 11:14:17 AM
With Harry going to Taco Bell
2012 not the apocalypse by Brakus	Feb 20th, 2008 11:16:32 AM
The date of December 21, 2012 is the end of the current Mayan cycle, developers of the most accurate calendar known to man. Aztec and Mayan ideology says this cycle will end with massive earthquakes (hence the apocalypse)corresponding with various cosmic events (such as one theory that the sun will move in front of the dormant super massive black , but this is not the end of the story. Mayan ideology never talks about an ultimate end, or even considers an ultimate end, which debunks the apocalypse. Yes the cycle will end, but it is immediately followed by a new cycle. Just like a spiral. One theory that is the premise of David Pinchbeck's book 2012: The Return of Quetzacoatl, is that we are in store for an evolution in consciousness.
Ah, the world ends... by moviemaniac-7	Feb 20th, 2008 11:28:34 AM
... So I live to see my 32nd birthday. Fuck...
John Titor biopic? by Stuntcock Mike	Feb 20th, 2008 11:32:04 AM
Who knows.
10,000 BC LOOKS LIKE A CRAP FEST!!!! by BilboRing	Feb 20th, 2008 11:33:17 AM
This guy is usually good in trailers but 10,000 BC is laughable. I still enjoy ID4 as a popcorn movie. But it was a let down when it first came out. This guy is up there/down there with Michael Bay and Ewe Bowl crap.
"dormant super massive black" by Flying Spaghetti Monster	Feb 20th, 2008 11:36:02 AM
I suppose you meant to say hole..either way that’s the craziest thing I've ever heard. So we have a dormant super massive black hole sitting in our solar system eh? Interesting there are no gravitational effects...
2O12 - The Search For Roy Schider by pokadoo	Feb 20th, 2008 11:38:22 AM
Roy mind-melded with Richard Dreyfuss before he died.
Super spoiler from an insider who's seen it. by P.T. Hardon	Feb 20th, 2008 11:47:54 AM
This is how the world ends.. Its a lion. Its huge.
Extinction... by SlickyVonBoner	Feb 20th, 2008 11:56:46 AM
by STDs. The festering, oozing kind. Won't be a pretty movie.
MAYAN CALANDER DOESN'T EVEN REALLY END IN 2012 by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Feb 20th, 2008 12:02:38 PM
That's common misconception, it's even on fucking wikipedia. God damn there's a bunch of uneducated misinformation going around here. It's just the end of a cycle, the end of a cycle also happened in 1600 hundreds or so and not a god damned thing happened then. So sorry, you'll still be paying your shitty taxes and working your shitty jobs, no Mad Max scenarios for you.
retarded conspiracies AND Emmerich? by BadMrWonka	Feb 20th, 2008 12:04:05 PM
jesus christ, throw in Scientology and avocados and you'd have a quadruple threat of the 4 thing I hate most in this world!
SHOULD be X-Files 2... by NeoMyers	Feb 20th, 2008 12:10:51 PM
Maybe "2012: The X-Files" instead of some sequel that's gonna ignore Skinner, Doggett, Reyes, and everything that happened in the last years of the show and give us Xibit and Amanda Peet instead...
DARFURONTHEROCKS: ABOUT THAT 401K by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 12:11:14 PM
I'm no expert but I hear tax-free municipal bonds are a good long-term investment. You won't get rich but at least you'll own a piece of the USA like the Saudis and Chinese do!
ANCIENT MAYANS ALSO CUT OUT HEARTS AS SACRIFICE TO GODS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 12:13:58 PM
You wanna rely on their calendar for the Apocalypse?
I HEARD THEY ARE DEVELOPING THE GAY BOMB by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 12:19:13 PM
That turns everyone gay when it goes off. Nothing wrong with being gay, and the world would be fabu, but this would bring about the End of Man. Beware the Gay Bomb.
Whatever happened to Fantastic Voyage ? by skimn	Feb 20th, 2008 12:28:03 PM
Thats just the cheesy sci-fi sp fx project that Emmerich could do well.
You Mean When the Booze Wore Off... by Read and Shut Up	Feb 20th, 2008 12:28:24 PM
...and you quit receiving swag? C'mon, Harry. Man up and admit it.
WOW! by thecheesegrommit	Feb 20th, 2008 12:28:49 PM
what happens when you get a bunch of frustrated film maker wannabees in a virtual room?..... see above... thank you, that is all.
Who cares what the Mayans thought? by AntoniusBloc	Feb 20th, 2008 12:41:17 PM
Their civilization ended already. Their world did end. What do they know? Predicting the apocalypse is truly grasping in a modern world desperate to find meaning.
Brakus by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:00:02 PM
Sure now in 2008 we know that the Mayan calender is only a cycle but this is a fairly recent discover. You see the problem was created back in the 70s when all the software we use today was being developed. The developers didnt know any better than to use the Mayan Calander so all of the programs are based off of this 2012 end. So in short, at 12:01am 2012, all of our systems will shut down and will begin the end of the world as we know it.
Xiphos by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:06:11 PM
I just watched and interview with Steve Jobs on the History channel about the whole calender thing and it's true its not a conspiracy. They had not thought to look past the Mayan Calender cause back in the mid 70s it was inconceivable for them to think that we (the human race) could make it past 1999. So at the time they truely believed that the sytems would be full proof by using the 2012 calender.
More proof by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:07:48 PM
Just google windows media player and 2012. You'll find all kinds of government documents.
Coming in 2013 by ArcadianDS	Feb 20th, 2008 01:17:56 PM
The answer to the great question about life the universe and everything. I hope I'm still alive in 2013 to see it.
ArcadianDS by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:19:16 PM
I think it's pretty clear now none of us will be here in 2013
If you divide 2012 by 4 it is 503. by Knobules	Feb 20th, 2008 01:20:16 PM
Thats a fact. The Druids said 503 is a sign of impending doom. I just made that up. George Norrey will be interviewing me soon and everybody will freakout.
Xiphos by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:30:11 PM
Sorry, I think it has something to do with Bill Gates and how they created the windows format along with the calender Sorry about 2000 I sure would like another end of the world party.
hey moto... by dr_john_zoidberg	Feb 20th, 2008 01:32:13 PM
the douchebags finally got banned!!!
Thats correct by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:51:27 PM
From what I saw on A&E the other night they were discussing how they based the entire windows format on the Mayan calender. Once the Mayan calender runs out the windows stop working. If you really look closely at the codes that make up the windows format you can see how they incorporated much of the Mayan symbolism.
One more thing on 2012 by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 01:56:31 PM
Another problem discussed was how the hard drives are not going to be able to recognize the metephysical change that the human consciousness will under go after 2012. Its' really a trip I wish I recorded the show.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF MY BLACKBERRY WILL BE WORKING by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 01:57:31 PM
and my MP3 player.
CUZ YOU KNOW WE GOTTA PARTY LIKE IT'S 2012 by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 01:58:04 PM
Knowm sayin?
XIPHOS - I THINK MICROSOFT PROBABLY IS FIXING THAT BUG by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:01:29 PM
after the Y2K debacle. Y2K was a great cottage industry for the tech field. Also lots of companies made money off 9/11 with off-site storage systems, backup systems and "disaster contingency systems" or whatever the hell they called them. You could make billions just on selling fear itself.
YAHOO IS STUPID TO HAVE TURNED DOWN MICROSOFT'S TAKEOVER by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:04:22 PM
Google gonna wipe them out in 2 years anyway.
XIPHOS - REMEMBER JUST PRIOR TO Y2K by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:07:31 PM
all those disaster movies? Deep Impact, Armageddon, Volcano .. etc ... there was a lot of fear-mongering at that time. I think the only thing we have to worry about in 2012 is an uprising by the Mexicans.
BringingSexyBack by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:08:49 PM
Yes iPods will work but only until the sun engulfs the earth. Apparently Steve Jobs strongly disagreed with Bill Gates decission to use the Mayan calender and thus created the well know competition between the two. It was a fundamental disagreement that will eventully cause Microsoft billions.
THAT'S GOOD - I GOT A LOT OF PORN AND STUFF ON MY PLAYER by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:10:48 PM
If the world ends I wanna be looking at pussy.
My advice by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:10:54 PM
Use your iPod to store any or all important information.
This has got to be one of the silliest talkbacks ever by Yeti	Feb 20th, 2008 02:11:54 PM
I like it.
Yeti by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:17:10 PM
Silly or not I would get your self an iPod quick. All this stuff has been documented on the main stream media,A&E and History Channel. Its big
Forget about 2012, what about Domain? by drewlicious	Feb 20th, 2008 02:22:16 PM
Granted it's not the most intelligent thing ever published but it sure was entertaining. I would make it a loose adaptation, though. The whole chosen warrior angle or whatever the hell it was would be unbearably corny in a movie. But it would make a pretty cool alien invasion picture. Plus the nuclear confrontation at the end would make for a tense finish.
XIPHOS - I DON'T HAVE AN IPOD by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:27:05 PM
I have an Archos, a French-made multimedia player that totally blows away anything else. It's also a DVR so I can record off Cable, DVDs, videocam, anything. Don't buy an iPod without checking out the Archos first.
Quetzalcoatl Vs. Cthulhu: Feathered Snake in Oily Octopus by DarfurOnTheRocks	Feb 20th, 2008 02:32:59 PM
Roland should make that Movie...
FUCKIGN CELTIC 2-1 BARCA! FUCK! SHIT! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:34:14 PM
AHHHHHHH
holy fuck! The end is near! The end is near! by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 02:36:35 PM
I'm gonna save my greenbacks and just invest in a dirty French whore and bring her to my bunker. I'll show her my missile silo.
XIPHOS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 02:43:20 PM
Dude you have got to look into an Archos before buying anything else. I love this thing. Check out archos.com and look at their refurbished units. They're a steal for what you get. A bit of advice - don't go for Gen 5. Check out the AV604 (it's the 4th Generation). It has a large screen, and BUILT-IN WIFI. So you can browse the Web at any hotspot. The 5 Gen has wifi too but they charge you extra for the freaking browser! I have the AV500 which is older, but I am never giving up on this thing. The 604 can also record off video sources like I mentioned but you do need an accessory adatper. I recommend the cheaper travel adapter instead of the $100 homebase, unless you can swing it, in which case it has far better connections available. Also check out customer reviews of Archos products at Amazon to see feedback. Many people say it blows the iPod away and I totally agree.
Ha! by KenobiFan	Feb 20th, 2008 02:44:24 PM
I haven't laughed this much in a week...awesome talk back! If the coming apolocaypse is half this funny, I'll consider it worth the wait.
apolocaypse nwo! by KenobiFan	Feb 20th, 2008 02:45:33 PM
Ha!
What happened to Devlin? by Matthew Martinez	Feb 20th, 2008 02:46:47 PM
It seems like Emmerich and Devlin haven't worked on a movie together since Godzilla (although Devlin did produce The Patriot). Did they have some kind of falling out?
Messi by Tomo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:05 PM
Celtic wont hang on! Don't worry, they are the epiteme of "Plucky Losers"
Lots on 2012 by strosmer	Feb 20th, 2008 02:50:23 PM
Though I don't know any of it. Seriously, I can't remember any sources, but 2012 is definitely speculated upon a great deal (by various groups and cultures it seems) as the year the world ends. This should be a goldmine for Emmerich as it takes on the same strategy as Day After Tomorrow did - exploit the paranoia of potential global disaster. Personally, I love apocalyptic stories, but in all the variations on this theme, I have yet to see one that is really convincing in terms of the mass chaos that would ensue. A well-made monster budget version is long overdue. I'm not a bible-thumper, but how great would it be to see the Old Testament description of the apocalypse adapted to film with a great script and director behind it? 2012 will be big budget fun, but I'm not a fan of Emmerich. He's Michael Bay with a little more intelligence, but still panders too much to the status quo for my taste.
Celtic will lose COS MESSI IS COMING FOR THEM by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:54:23 PM
I already scored one and i'm playing like a God whilst talking about roland emmerich.
Problem with anti conspirators is by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:23 PM
that it wasn't one source talking about 2012, it was many cultures and people, even scientists. not like y2k.
2-2! by Tomo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:55:47 PM
Told ya....
Soooo off topic though... by Tomo	Feb 20th, 2008 02:56:39 PM
Sorry..
2012 is when... by Cyber-Tooth2	Feb 20th, 2008 03:00:53 PM
...the Mayan calendar ends. Also, the prophecies of St. Malachy tell that the pope who succeeds the current pope (of the Benedictine order) will be the FINAL pope, which, given the current pope's age, could fall around the time of 2012. So, given the time lines of the Mayan calendar ending around the same time as the Catholic Church would elect the new (final, according to the prophecy) pope... it would fall around 2012. I am dying to see what Emmerich is coming up with by specifying that particular year for a movie about the world ending... Here are links to the Wikipedia pages of the Prophecies of St. Malachy and the Mayan Calendar so you know I'm not talking out of my ass. ST. MALACHY < ahref="http://en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Mayan_calendar" target="new">MAYAN CALENDAR
Ugh... let me tiny url those... by Cyber-Tooth2	Feb 20th, 2008 03:03:24 PM
MAYAN CALENDAR: http://tinyurl.com/exgy3 ST. MALACHY http://tinyurl.com/2zdqck
I'm just saying... by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:13:52 PM
That Bill gates was warned about this many many years ago before he started populated the world with his demand windows program. I watched the interview with Steve Jobs and he made it very clear that his products would work and would be the only thing that works after 2012. Now if you really would like to save anything of value i would have to say go with the iPod
FUCK BARCELONA ARE KILLING IT! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:16:42 PM
Celtic are choking under thr pressure of the holy trinity of Ronaldinho, Henry and Messi. Fuck. Crazy shit.
correctionS by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:17:39 PM
That was "demon windows" and "before he started to populate"
Libra will return to wreak vengeance on the JLA by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:18:14 PM
2012. Final Crisis reality.
Tomo by Mr. JLo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:22:12 PM
Sorry back on topic now, I heard Mel Brooks was making this movie not, Emmerich. Is that just a rumor? Honestly I heard he's been working on it for years and it's going to be a sequel to "History of the World"
3-2 MESSI MESSI MESSI! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:02 PM
Fuck I rule.
Fuck! Celtic's keeper is gonna have psychological problems by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 03:31:06 PM
Ronaldinho, Thierry Henry and Lionel Messi at the frontline most of the match. Fucking hell.
This is what I heard about 2012 by Han Cholo	Feb 20th, 2008 03:55:06 PM
From an elder of Mayan descent, apparently the world will go into decline, will die, and then be reborn. He doesn't go into who will gain new enlightenment or extra-sensory powers but I'm pretty sure everyone south of the border is a candidate. No talk of doomsday or anything like that but I've been seeing a huge tidal wave in my dreams as if it were prophecy so I'm keeping my boogie board handy. But if what I've heard is true and I gain a new consciousness, then I won't have to worry about it much cause I'll see it coming.
As for me...... by Han Cholo	Feb 20th, 2008 04:00:09 PM
I'll be walking around, helping people out from looters, rapists, and other evils with my samurai sword, dressed in black Claiborne jacket, black slacks, and a button white shirt, and cool sunglasses. I figure I'll be able to have an automatic weapon handy but I prefer to use the sword unless the shit really hits the fan and I have to take a few guys out at once.
Read Daniel Pinchbeck's book, people... by s00p3rm4n	Feb 20th, 2008 04:13:59 PM
I can't praise Daniel Pinchbeck's surprisingly-sane insane book highly enough. If 2012 is a bad year, it'll be entirely our fault. It's not fate, it's not doom - it's our choice.
I actually liked ID4 by I Dunno	Feb 20th, 2008 04:15:00 PM
It was a more innocent time. Hateful, cynical movie fanboys weren't really in full force yet. George Lucas was still considered a genius. CGI existed but wasn't yet used for every effect. And the image of the President in a flight suit made people cheer instead of making them sick. It was a fun movie.
2012 by KenobiFan	Feb 20th, 2008 04:19:06 PM
For you non-military types that's 8:12pm. What that has to do with the apocalypse, I'm not sure. Maybe the movie is about the end of the world taking place during the first commercial break of some new prime-time television show. Stay tuned!
2012 by Ozzie_H	Feb 20th, 2008 04:30:11 PM
Is there something special with the year 2012 that everybody thinks will coincide with the appocalypse and as far as godzilla goes, I fucking love that Movie and Jean Reno kicked ass as the French spy but Mathew brodick was a little bitch, always has been . I even hated him in Ferris Buler.
Han Cholo by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:38:33 PM
That's what I was planning to do. But with a Punisher skull on my chest. Or I was thinking carving the S Shield into my chest like Superboy-Prime.
Best thing about ID4 = Harry Connick Jr by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 04:40:20 PM
Even then when I was just a kid I was thinking "Harry Connick Jr? What the fuck?" confused as to why a jazz pop singer was playing a fighter pilot next to the Fresh Prince. And back then Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince with the high top fade until he lost all his blackness and rapped even more happily.
Just what we need by wellgoodgravy	Feb 20th, 2008 04:46:46 PM
Another apocolypse movie. Even worse, an apocolypse movie from the Eight Legged Freaks guy. I don't know how anyone can watch any of Emmerich's films and take it seriously or be entertained after finding the infinite number of plot holes in all his movies.
Roland Emmerich Raped my Futurehood! by bswise	Feb 20th, 2008 04:55:33 PM
Like all of his movies, there'll be exactly five minutes of an interesting concept followed by wall-to-wall horse apples.
2012: death by sun storm by donniedorko2005	Feb 20th, 2008 05:08:38 PM
ive heard about the whole mayan calender thing. apparently the calender ends on 12/21/2012 which is when our world ends as we know it. now i was watching the history channel and they had this show on the sun and apparently in 2012 the sun well begin to rotate in the opposite direction which some scientist say can cause catostrophic sun storms which can send nucluer radiation from the sun to our humble planet. it apparently does this every 11 years but the 2012 one could be the worst one yet. or it could just not have any affect at all. i think the show said most likely it would cause worldwide blackouts which technically could "change" our world. . . or not.
"We've got Five Years! That's all we've got..." by bswise	Feb 20th, 2008 05:11:08 PM
There sure are a lot of crackpot misconceptions surrounding "2012," and tripe like this film will not help. Whatever shite actually goes down in five years, and I suspect it will be quite subtle, it's still probably a good idea to plan a massive, blow-out party starting on or December 20, 2012. In the meantime, you might actually want to read up on why "2012" is such a fascinating construct of time, space and human evolution to so many. For starters, there's this English bloke named Geoff Stray, who has done a great service in attempting to catalog all of the various competing theories and coincidences surrounding the date, all while cutting through the Art Bell-style B.S., but still keeping an entirely open mind. His reviews of other 2012 books are essential. For lovers of culture, mysticism and the like, I highly recommend his book and reading through his 2012 blog here: www.diagnosis2012.co.uk/1.htm.
This sucks by Redfoot the Fence	Feb 20th, 2008 05:15:51 PM
An end-of-the-world film has the enormous potential of being really, really visceral and badass...and all of that potential for 2012 got flushed right down the toilet with Emmerich helming. Now we're sure to get a by-the-numbers light actioner with a couple of cool-looking scenes - all of which will be revealed 3 months ahead of time in the trailer - and a clunky script that will make us cringe every 4 and a half seconds. Wow, this is bad news.
wellgoodgravy by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 05:37:06 PM
That's the dumbest reason ever, i don't like this guy but you watch movies and focus on plot holes? It's the execution. Here's some news. Time travel isn't real but doesn't make Back to the future a less movie. It all depends on how it's execued, no matter how far fetched.
Uhhh people 2012 isn't a single theory by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 05:38:18 PM
people here are saying 'ohh people are stupid to buy into this' but the thing is, it's mutiple sources throughout time, not just one dude saying it and people believing it.
RUSH 2112 by la_sith	Feb 20th, 2008 05:40:23 PM
WE ARE THE PRIESTS---OF THE TEMPLES--OF SYRINX!
Will it have Wooly Mammoths?! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 05:43:14 PM
No movie is cool unless it has woolly mammoths!
Xiphos by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:03:39 PM
Nah, i'm just saying that some people take it like the ramblings of a single mad man, when it has been a few cultures, different scientists, astrophysicists etc. I don't think anything will happen but it will be cool if the world ends. better be more imaginative than Revelations. That sucked. Give me The Blackest Night.
But what Timezone will it happen? by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:04:39 PM
everyone here thinks it will be the american timezone. when it could be dec 21 in another timezone and dec 20 in us timezone. fucking americans.
Weapons, Nomex survival suit, LOTR Book by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:05:39 PM
and a badass beard is what I will need for 2012.
MESSI...he likes himself some green lantern by Brians Life	Feb 20th, 2008 06:12:38 PM

XIPHOS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 06:13:46 PM
No prob - it is very cool. I checked Archos' site and they have the AV 604 Wifi for $185 refurbished. Count in some necessary accessories, and I'd say you top out at about $250. What can you buy in an iPod for $250? Not much. And this thing you will have a DVR, Video Player, MP3 player, 30 GB hard drive total that you can use for backups, Wifi browser so you can meet cool Starbucks chicks, a voice recorder, photo viewer and more. All for less than a cheap iPod that does nothing close.
Whatever happened to ID 5? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 06:15:48 PM
I'd go see that.
PROJECT RUNWAY IS ON AT 10PM. BITCHES TAKE NOTE!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 20th, 2008 06:18:07 PM
2 + 0 + 1 + 2 = 5 5 is the number of appendages on Xenu's body.
Yeah, no shit it has dated FX by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 06:21:55 PM
It was filmed like ten years ago.
TomBodet by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:24:41 PM
No giant Robots quote?
2012 = The War of Light - Now this is a real end of the world by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:26:29 PM
THE BLACKEST NIGHT http://tinyurl.com/34yo8j
Welcome to Earth! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 06:30:25 PM
Ah Will Smith.
SoylentMean by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:47:32 PM
They will descend upon our worlds to claim the loved ones we have lost. They will forever hunger for those that still feel and live. And if the universe is to survive, Willpower and Fear must come together... because across the universe. THE DEAD WILL RISE. THE BLACKEST NIGHT
Jesus dude, Jesus is gonna kill us. by kirttrik	Feb 20th, 2008 06:48:31 PM
He's sick of our collective bullshit.
THE BLACKEST NIGHT!!!! AHHHHHH BARCA 3-2 CELTIC!! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:48:35 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2009!!!!!!!
Whitley Streiber's visions. anybody have any by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 06:52:11 PM
I mean can anyone write them down, i've read a few and they are fucked up, whether real o not, seen in the context of a movie. they are scary. Communion touched on some of this. One thing is a xenomorph but a grey alien head slightly popping up in a corner is freaky as shit.
I Thought The World Ended on 06-06-06 by skoobyx	Feb 20th, 2008 07:49:23 PM
In the interest of logical discussion: what does Nostradamus say?
Planetary Alignment by Teddy Artery	Feb 20th, 2008 07:52:16 PM
is not strong enough to have any kind of effect on the planets. It's a lame idea.
Nostradamus quote I found by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 07:59:27 PM
"Sodam Yat, a Daxamite hailed as the Ultimate Green Lantern, will perish battling the Lobe-Spawn" Crazy shit.
I think if anything happens....... by Han Cholo	Feb 20th, 2008 07:59:54 PM
If there is some sort of cataclysm, you'll definitely be seeing a lot of mercenary types and factions, basically anarchy and having to choose between sides of like-minded people. Me, I've just always been a person who's wanted to help right the wrongs but in a society like this it's hard to know what is truly good and bad, which is why I think something on a planetary scale actually might need to happen. I'm not advocating terrorism or anything like that but yeah, if I survive or somehow develop a higher state of consciousness and/or superhuman powers, walking around with a sword and a gun, without having to worry about police, government and its laws, helping out those in need. Come to think of it, it wouldn't be such a bad existence. I kind of look forward to it.
Han Cholo by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 09:00:01 PM
I thought the same thing. Too abd if global anarchy happened, it would be mostly badguys. That would mean I would have to read my Ennis' Punsiher Max and then go out and fuck some cunce up. But it would be helpful if I had a power ring and a corps behind me.
The way the world ends....Uwe Bolls K.O.T.O.R. movie by KongMonkey	Feb 20th, 2008 09:27:43 PM
Millions of angry lifeless nerds emerge from their mothers basements like zombies from the grave, armed with plastic lightsabers and an endless arsenal of collectable action figure projectiles, all ready to engulf the world with an angry, acne-covered armageddon.
Post apocalypse enlightenment by ebonic_plague	Feb 20th, 2008 09:28:21 PM
Only on AICN does the vision of a post cataclysm, spiritually reawakened renaissance consist of talkbackers with superhuman powers roaming the wastes of earth like Jules in Pulp Fiction, riding motorcycles and carrying shotguns and ninja swords to the aid of oppressed refugees. And, don't get me wrong, I'm with you on that, and given the chance I'll see you motherfuckers in Thunderdome, but I just got done reading The Road, and now I'm convinced it's just gonna be a lot of creative scavenging and walking, kinda like a cross between MacGuyver and Man vs. Wild.
Well I'm a Roland Emmerich fan as well. by Jaka	Feb 20th, 2008 09:39:13 PM
And I don't think Independence Day has aged badly at all. Recently watched it OnDemand actually. It was cheesy, over the top, silly and 100% implausible back then - still looked about the same to me. They just got lucky with the event marketing; folks got all swept up and went to the theaters en mass. Good times. I dig it. Never seen Moon 44, and I hate his Godzilla, but I dig the rest of his films quite a bit. Excited to see 10KBC, and looking forward to the glut of films about our impending doom in the year 2012 (which is actually totally incorrect, but it'll make for good movies, so who cares?).
Emmerich's 2012 by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 20th, 2008 10:05:55 PM
The world ends, buried under an unstoppable tsunami of old product tie-in merch.
Bay's 2012 by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 20th, 2008 10:08:18 PM
The world ends, buried under an unstoppable tsunami of Bumblebee piss.
MOTORBIKE! I FORGOT MOTORBIKE! by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 10:10:08 PM
I definately need one of those for my long ninja days.
Eli Roth's 2012 by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 20th, 2008 10:14:26 PM
Actually, it's just Hostel re-packaged again, but this time the world ends, buried under an unstoppable tsunami of ego & influential friends.
The Weinstein Co. Presents: 2012house by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 20th, 2008 10:24:57 PM
An ensemble of directors team up to bring you 4 hours of the world ending, buried under an unstoppable tsunami of Harvey's ass.
X-Files by Cybyer	Feb 20th, 2008 10:33:39 PM
Hell, why not just let him wrap up the X-Files 2012 Invasion storyline while he's at it? It's not like Chris Carter is in any hurry to do it.
Never thought about riding a motorcycle..... by Han Cholo	Feb 20th, 2008 11:07:52 PM
Because I've also heard that technology will be rendered useless due to an EMP field enveloping the earth due to an axis shift. Seriously, this is what I heard. Anyway my thinking was more along the lines of walking everywhere like Jubei from Ninja Scroll or having a horse but I would think people of that time will not readily share water with others. Either way I'm gonna have to loot a good pair of shoes. Maybe some Sketchers will do the trick.
GREY GOO by orryn	Feb 20th, 2008 11:10:21 PM
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The world ends in a Godzilla marathon. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 11:37:06 PM
All the Japan Godzilla's topped by Godzilla 1989.
Climate-changing alien lizards from 10,000 BC destroy the Earth! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 20th, 2008 11:45:07 PM

2012: "The Red Sox win the World--BOOOOOOOMMMMMM! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 20th, 2008 11:47:32 PM

Shit EMP. by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 11:52:11 PM
A Horse would be badass. A trenchoat wearing samurai ninja with sunnies and a trenchcoat and a punisher skull riding a horse. Fuck.
SKINNER IS BACK FOR X-FILES 2 by messi	Feb 20th, 2008 11:54:57 PM
Fuck yeah.
Paramount Officially Supports Blu-ray by wadi77	Feb 21st, 2008 01:42:07 AM
http://www.hollywoodreporter.c om/hr/content_display/news/e3i c60f3f2e7077b9b8dc969933f25fc6 01 All six major Hollywood studios are now in the Blu-ray Disc camp, a day after Toshiba has pulled the plug on HD DVD and Blu-ray became effectively the only next-gen game in town. Paramount Home Entertainment quietly came onboard via a statement sent exclusively to The Hollywood Reporter on Wednesday: "We are pleased that the industry is moving to a single high-definition format, as we believe it is in the best interest of the consumer," the statement reads. "As we look to (begin) releasing our titles on Blu-ray, we will monitor consumer adoption and determine our release plans accordingly."
Where is my Transformers Blue Ray!!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 21st, 2008 01:49:16 AM
And my Indy Saga Blue Ray.
Scariest end-of-the-world film ever... by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 08:05:43 AM
...is the British 1984 TV movie Threads. Hands down. It's a near-documentary depiction of the events leading up to and after a nuclear war between the U.S. and Soviets, as seen from the view of a family in Sheffield. The first time I saw it, back in 1984, I started watching it about ten minutes in and didn't know what it was. When things went kaboom, I was horrified, but that couldn't compare to the absolute nightmare of the rest of the film, which ends 13 years after the war. It is the bleakest, most unrelenting horror show imaginable. I bought the DVD a couple of years ago, thinking maybe that my impressions would be diminished after all those years, but I was just as drained after seeing it again. Amazing film.
No. Scariest end-of-world film is THE QUIET EARTH by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 21st, 2008 08:09:01 AM
scariest dystopian sci-fi flick ever
Motoko by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 08:22:45 AM
Good flick, until the last act when it went off the rails.
I was raised in Sheffield by Lost Jarv	Feb 21st, 2008 09:22:15 AM
and saw threads when I was about 6. It traumatised me for ages. Scary, scary shit.
Damn, Jarv... by DocPazuzu	Feb 21st, 2008 09:31:41 AM
...I was 17 in 1984 and it fucked me up for weeks even at that age.
The question is....... by Han Cholo	Feb 21st, 2008 12:49:00 PM
Will I be able to somehow have cool looking shades, slacks, jacket, Sketchers, automatic pistol, and samurai sword? I have those items now, except for gun, but I figure I'll lose them in the ensuing chaos of trying to stay alive. Fuck it, I guess I'll just wear those articles or keep them near me during the month of December in 2012. I'm usually against guns but I guess with harsh times like the promise of a post-apocalyptic future, you just gotta be prepared........
ID4 brings back memories by Sithdan	Feb 21st, 2008 01:45:00 PM
I, too, like Independence Day. This was one of the first movies to receive an Internet-fueled backlash. Today it's considered crap by average critics, but I enjoy it for what it is. It's a popcorn movie, pure entertainment that's not meant to be taken seriously. I had just graduated high school when this thing came out. The theater was jam-packed and people cheered during the final battle scene when that alien ship crashed and burned into the mountain. People clapped when the Bill Pullman delivered his somewhat cheesy speeach about July 4. I ended up seeing that movie about four times in theaters that summer, but even then I knew it wasn't going for any Oscars. ID4 was pure mind candy, nothing more. Those who bash the hell out of it just need to get a life.
DocPazuzu by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 21st, 2008 02:22:59 PM
Actually, I also like the third act and especially the very cool ending! On the other hand, I never understood why they spoiled the ending in the opening credits...
I saw Threads at school when I was 13 by messi	Feb 21st, 2008 05:26:47 PM
It fucked me up for about two months. You can see it on youtube, some dude put it on part by part.
The Mayans didn't predict "the end of the world" by s00p3rm4n	Feb 22nd, 2008 03:06:36 PM
2012 is just the point at which their calendar resets one of its (several thousand year long) cycles, and the point at which several other cycles coalesce. They didn't "predict that the world would end" then.
Threads vs The Day After by ragingfluff	Feb 23rd, 2008 09:06:04 AM
Threads was brilliant; around the same time there was a U.S. miniseries called The Day After (is that what it was called? I may have forgotten the exact title), which was cheesy. Threads was grim and grey and depressing. The Day After, I remember, started promisingly before reverting into Movie of the Week corn. Does anyone else remember this? re "2012", is this going to be based on "Fingerprints of the Gods"?
Official Website? by SenatorNado	May 15th, 2008 02:11:58 AM
www.theendisnear.co.uk Looks like a teaser campaign... or is this a real end-of-world cult. Either way, it's very cool. Check it out.

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