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Miscweant Wants You To See KUNG-FU PANDA!

first for kung fu panda?....KUNG FU PANDA? by FlickaPoo	Feb 19th, 2008 07:35:25 AM

close call...I was worried there for a minute... by FlickaPoo	Feb 19th, 2008 07:36:10 AM

Hey...I'll see this. by FlickaPoo	Feb 19th, 2008 07:38:31 AM

Monkeys Quivering Jowls by onusbone	Feb 19th, 2008 07:42:59 AM
...make that trailer into something special.
another cute bear movie by Kloipy	Feb 19th, 2008 08:04:43 AM
Where in the FUCK are the vicious killing neck eating bears that I've come to need in cinema??? A real bear would eat this fucker whole and shit him out.
Moriarty likes this trailer... by Musicballs	Feb 19th, 2008 08:07:44 AM
..but not the Indiana Jones trailer?
Hong Kong Phooey by tvspace	Feb 19th, 2008 08:12:01 AM
I'd rather see the adventures of Penrod Pooch. Where's Scatman Crothers When you need him? Oh yeah, dead for 22 years.
Good! by FILMFUNK	Feb 19th, 2008 08:23:28 AM
A kid friendly one I mightpossibly enjoy while taking the yungsters, normally only happens with Pixar.
Plant by Magnum Opus	Feb 19th, 2008 08:30:54 AM
yeah, I said it...
I don't care by batmans_pants	Feb 19th, 2008 08:36:22 AM
if this is a plant. I liked the trailer. It made me laugh. It made by 6 year old boy laugh and we both liked the look of it. Kung Fu Panda will rock.
I hate reviewers that think they are clever (Like this guy) by MrInsidious	Feb 19th, 2008 08:46:43 AM
Maybe for a moment (and when I say a moment I mean this review) you could stop putting things (.......in........) Just review the movie jerk off and leave being cute and annoying to Farty Harry
I need to compare the credits with Shrek by Movietool	Feb 19th, 2008 08:59:32 AM
Beacause I can't believe anyone involved in the horrible character and production design of the Shrek movies had anything to do with the gorgeous character and production design I saw in the trailer. I'm looking forward to seeing this - which is the first time I've ever said that about a Dreamworks animated flick.
Usagi Yojimbo, anyone? by Toonpooch	Feb 19th, 2008 09:02:23 AM
Oh yes, indeed. A Usagi movie would beat the cr*p out of this DreamWorks Panda... Maybe if KFP plays well, someone will do the right thing and give that there rabbit a run on a Big Screen...
Miscweant bangs garden hoes by Spoiler_Man	Feb 19th, 2008 09:02:39 AM
Because...he's a plant. Another plant's plan to delude AICN talkbackers spoilt by the amazing Spoiler_Man!
I'm still a bit cautious about this one... by Billy Batts	Feb 19th, 2008 09:13:57 AM
Typical CG cartoon formula of the last 10 years. Take cute animal, add something it shouldn't be doing (Surfing penguins). I hope this one surprises me.
Plant right? by mistergreen	Feb 19th, 2008 09:15:24 AM
?????
I remember an interview with Billy West... by Osmosis Jones	Feb 19th, 2008 09:16:19 AM
...where he was asked how to get into the voice acting field, and he wearilly replied "Become a celebrity". If Kung Fu Panda were a TV series, West would be voicing half these characters, but because it's a theatrical movie, it's all BIG! NAME! CELEBRITIES! Even the teaser trailer had more live-action footage of Jack Black than actual cartoon footage from the film! Bring back actual VOICE ARTISTS for animated films!
There's always Skunk Fu... by drwilliamweir	Feb 19th, 2008 09:32:12 AM
http://www.skunkfu.tv/
A big fat MEH! by ELGordo	Feb 19th, 2008 09:35:41 AM
The trailer was totally laugh or smirk free and I know exactly how this thing will play out and end. Unless this gets the fucking Nobel Price in reviews I will stay away.
Usagi Vs This, ETC by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Feb 19th, 2008 09:55:48 AM
I'd pay to see that! I agree with those who say the animated market is oversaturated with formulaic crap, stuffed full of "buzz name" celebs (or semi-celebs) ... I feel sorry for the less-fortunate, gullible parents who allow themselves to get saddled with taking their kids to see every single flick that comes down the pike and then doubly-cursed by the inevitable 2-disc DVD, all because the only thing more prevalent than sub-par animated features is the non-stop tsunami of advertising and product tie-ins. Not sure if this is one of THOSE or not, because frankly, I don't feel that this was an objective review. Or at least, I didn't get shit from it, minus the cast.
The Creepy Thin Man by Billy Batts	Feb 19th, 2008 10:11:02 AM
I said something it SHOULDN'T be doing.
I wanna see the snake! by Spaceman Spliff	Feb 19th, 2008 10:12:13 AM
Something cool I noticed in the trailer is that there appears to be a kung-fu snake on JB's side. Now THAT'S a style I'd like to see!
If they do Crane VS Snake by cromulent	Feb 19th, 2008 11:02:30 AM
do they use the actual animals?
Still need to be convinced.. by Jonah Echo	Feb 19th, 2008 11:15:59 AM
Actually I havent seen the trailers yet, just that stupid "silence your cellphones" gag with kung-fu panda that has been playing since the summer at AMC theaters. That thing has already destroyed any goodwill the premise might have established. Now, its going to take seeing a sample of the "otherworldly" beauty and excitement that the reviewer above describes. Im not going to claim it isn't that way, but Im gonna need a clip or something before I put down the cash for this one. And Im finally starting to feel that the end of Jack Black's fifteen minutes may be nigh.
Fuck Dreamworks with a big lunar fishing pole by Burgundy82	Feb 19th, 2008 11:26:04 AM
"Shark Tale" and the entire "Shrek" series are nothing short of abominations, literally embodying everything that is wrong with most of today's animated films. I especially never understood the unparalleled success of those ogre flicks — the pop culture references are dropped in "Epic Movie/Meet the Spartans"-like fashion, and there is not one ounce of geniuine heart to be found. Plus Dreamworks' animation is just ass ugly, and no matter what Mori says, "Panda" looks to be the same. I can't believe he's even entertaining the notion that this is on par with Pixar. "The Incredibles" is one of the most perfectly realized adventure films of all time, and even the studio's worst ("Cars"), is leagues better than anything that little twerp chilling on the moon has ever shat out (animation-wise).
Ranma World? by kdoc13	Feb 19th, 2008 11:30:33 AM
Obscure yes, funny no. Sorry.
And by Moriarty, I meant Miscweant by Burgundy82	Feb 19th, 2008 11:33:21 AM
And by "I want a goddamn edit feature," I meant "I want a goddamn edit feature."
Kung Fu PLANT!! by theredtoad	Feb 19th, 2008 11:33:51 AM
first he goes from ranting about bad character design to loving good character design. make up your fuckin mind mr planty!
No fucking WAY... by DocPazuzu	Feb 19th, 2008 11:35:59 AM
...this comes anywhere close to being on par with The Incredibles.
I believe it.. by V'Shael	Feb 19th, 2008 11:48:55 AM
I saw a trailer for this ages ago, and it certainly made me laugh.
Cromulent by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 19th, 2008 11:53:25 AM
a snake is one of the animals. There's also a baboon, a grasshopper, and a couple others.
Thats why the universal love for The Incredibles by skimn	Feb 19th, 2008 11:53:27 AM
Enough of the cute anthropomorphic animals!!!!
Beverly Hills Ninja?? by MrPopular	Feb 19th, 2008 11:53:31 AM
This looks like the same damn thing. Idiot fat guy/Panda. Suppose 2 b a super Kung Fu God.
'Surpasses Pixar' not... by Rubiks Doob	Feb 19th, 2008 11:57:15 AM
Such an obvious plant but c'mon just look at the trailer. It's maybe as nice looking as Toy Story 1 but nowhere even close to the beauty of Finding Nemo or Ratatouille.
skimn by Billy Batts	Feb 19th, 2008 12:13:08 PM
No kidding! Incredibles and Ratatouille proved they can finally get human characters to look right (if not realistic, which isn't the point of animation anyway) If I have to watch one more movie where an out of place animal or toy or robot goes on a journey of self-discovery while meeting a cast of wacky characters voiced by a bunch of big name actors along the way, I'm gonna punch someone in the face.
80's panda cartoon by force_fed	Feb 19th, 2008 12:29:51 PM
PANDAMONIUM! does anyone remember that damn thing? they always had to form "poppa panda" to overcome evil in the final battle of every episode. strange. off topic? sorry.
Billy Batts by Burgundy82	Feb 19th, 2008 12:34:36 PM
I don't undestand why some studios go for "realistic-looking" human characters anyway, ESPECIALLY for a comedy. I can understand why something like "Beowulf" would require a departure from cartoonish characters, but why the hell try to make the lame-ass humans in the "Shrek" movies look "real"? It just makes them less funny. The character designs in "Ratatouille" and "Incredibles" were a dead-on perfect fit.
I don't know about the movie, but the McD's toys are nice! by StovetopStuffin'	Feb 19th, 2008 12:36:09 PM
I've seen the happy meal toys, and these toys are way better than your usual ones. But don't buy the McD's food, just buy the toy. They're some nice sculpts. The movie looks fun, and hopefully has a good story. But no way can it be better than Incredibles or even Monsters Inc. but it has to be better than Shrek, right?
stop this animalexploitation now!! by cheifchirpa3000	Feb 19th, 2008 12:45:26 PM
throw some googly eyes on a dung beetle and you got yourself a hit movie the kids ill love. monkeys, penguins, polar bears, rats blah blah fucking blah. every year, 4 movies a year, 13 dollars a ticket, for the rest of your lives. fuck aniumals!
Fuck You, Panda! I wanna see Capoiera Koala! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 19th, 2008 12:47:27 PM

interesting, but ... by DeadPanWalking	Feb 19th, 2008 12:57:08 PM
... I would have expected more detail concerning the backgrounds from a PLANT!
Burgundy82 Fuck you! by Proman1984	Feb 19th, 2008 12:57:53 PM
DreamWorks fucking rocks you bitch! And Ranma 1/2 is one of the best animes ever!
otherworldly chinese painting style landscapes sounds great by pipergates	Feb 19th, 2008 01:07:42 PM
and the characters looks great too...reminds me of some old children's books animals ala Wind in the Willows, brought to life.
Proman by Burgundy82	Feb 19th, 2008 01:20:58 PM
Dreamworks Animation can take their army of jagged characters with wacky A-List voices, their undersea Times Square AND their fairytale kingdom Hollywood and shove them all right up their bereft-of-a-single-creative-th ought asses. Sideways.
Well, at least Ben Stiller's not involved by skimn	Feb 19th, 2008 01:37:12 PM
..wait, isn't Madagascar 2 coming out?..walks away muttering about the state of animation
Planty McPlant by Acappellaman	Feb 19th, 2008 01:58:59 PM
Ummm... can you say 'plant'? I knew you could. It's so obvious.
Relentless promos turned me off by Mullah Omar	Feb 19th, 2008 02:04:08 PM
I think the Panda "turn off your cell phones" promo appeared before every single film I saw this Fall and Winter - which means that I saw it a lot. So many times, actually, that I never want to see that fucking panda ever again, even though for a while I refused to believe that the character was from an actual film. But after overdosing so long ago, this could be the CTIZEN KANE of panda martial arts films and I still wouldn't be able to stomach it. Marketing people, you fucked up.
Did I read right? Invoking the Iton by darth rod	Feb 19th, 2008 02:10:33 PM
Did they release a special magical trailer that no one has seen yet? so great to mention Iron Giant or better than Pixar? are you kidding me? The 2 trailers shown seems like same old dreamworks: cute talking animals, celebrity voices, crappy soundtrack and pop culture references (using the kung fu fighting song? wow thats inspire!) Looks on the same level that other crapworks animated movies (well maybe not as ugly as Shrek) wake me when they get some balls, the do a straight up pure human story, with no celebs, no pop culture references and actually some story and well rounded characters.
Did I read right? Invoking the Iton by darth rod	Feb 19th, 2008 02:10:33 PM
Did they release a special magical trailer that no one has seen yet? so great to mention Iron Giant or better than Pixar? are you kidding me? The 2 trailers shown seems like same old dreamworks: cute talking animals, celebrity voices, crappy soundtrack and pop culture references (using the kung fu fighting song? wow thats inspire!) Looks on the same level that other crapworks animated movies (well maybe not as ugly as Shrek) wake me when they get some balls, the do a straight up pure human story, with no celebs, no pop culture references and actually some story and well rounded characters.
Did I read right? Invoking the Iron Giant by darth rod	Feb 19th, 2008 02:11:23 PM
sorry double post
Monster House!! by skimn	Feb 19th, 2008 02:40:26 PM
Forgot about another fine (non Pixar) CG animated flick NOT featuring cuddly critters.
Promor reels are supposed to make a film look good by Larry of Arabia	Feb 19th, 2008 02:43:45 PM
Are you kidding? A promo reel is created by marketing and supposed to make the movie look great. They cut away all the junk. I'm not saying the movie won't be good, but this is falling hook, line, and sinker for marketing.
to hell with the panda! by LegoKenobi	Feb 19th, 2008 03:08:52 PM
i wanna know if i won the "bizarre new world" custom lightsaber contest! today's the 19th... someone announce the winner! [crossing fingers...]
New trailer by Sinisterjim	Feb 19th, 2008 03:13:06 PM
http://movie-list.com/trailers .php?id=kungfupanda "Kung Fu Fighting"...how inspired.
"Hi, one ticket for Fuck You Panda?" by PirateEmery	Feb 19th, 2008 03:23:34 PM
I can't WAIT to say that...
Pandas by Rando Calrisian	Feb 19th, 2008 03:43:54 PM
Pandas are the same color as penguins. This movie is sure to be a hit.
Usually havin a big ole panda steak... by Brians Life	Feb 19th, 2008 03:46:51 PM
...with homefries. Frisky Dingo anyone? "This is on the DL, but I kinda do these grey market safaris once a year." "Is that a panda?" "Is that a panda?" "Yep, the most dangerous game."
That said... by Brians Life	Feb 19th, 2008 03:47:35 PM
I'm almost certain this movie will, while not SUCK, be not good.
There's no denything... by Brians Life	Feb 19th, 2008 03:49:52 PM
...that PIXAR is doing these movies better than anyone else. It's a shame that because of Pixar's success we are seeing less and less traditional animation. And when did Jack Black become such a fuckin' whore!?!
Over the Hedge by Nozoki	Feb 19th, 2008 03:56:51 PM
Was pretty enjoyable to me. In fact, I laughed out loud during the dog chase/propane tank scene.
Everyone was kung fu Panda! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 19th, 2008 03:59:31 PM

GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE by johnnykool	Feb 19th, 2008 04:03:43 PM
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK???
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE by johnnykool	Feb 19th, 2008 04:04:07 PM
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK???
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE by johnnykool	Feb 19th, 2008 04:05:53 PM
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK???
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE by johnnykool	Feb 19th, 2008 04:06:17 PM
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK???
Stick around, Hulk pics are coming tomorrow. by Nice Marmot	Feb 19th, 2008 05:02:00 PM
Or go see them at other sites now.
Beverly Hills Ninja in a Panda Suit by Maui	Feb 19th, 2008 05:19:12 PM
That's what it reminded me of with ripoff music from Kill Bill and other Kung fu shows. However, I am a big animation freak so I'll be there and form my opinion the proper way, after the movie has ended.
I laughed hysterically at "Fuck you, Panda" by s0nicdeathmonkey	Feb 19th, 2008 05:23:43 PM
that's maybe the funniest statement I have heard in weeks.
If it was called Fuck You Panda... by andyny29	Feb 19th, 2008 06:26:16 PM
I would run out and buy a bootleg copy right away!
cant believe im ever going to say this, but.... by Obscura	Feb 19th, 2008 06:33:38 PM
Plant! Utterly and totally. anyone in the real world would have at least commented on how shite dreamworks animations are in every way, not just angular designed characters. it wasnt angular character that made shrek a bag of shite, it was just poor film making.
Killl Bill Music? by christian66	Feb 19th, 2008 06:33:41 PM
More pop cultural excess.
Bleh by Raphman	Feb 19th, 2008 07:05:21 PM
Theres no fucking way I'm seeing this. I refuse to support these crappy CGI flicks anymore. Plus it just looks like a half-assed Ninja Turtle rip off. I'm with Toonpitch, I'd much rather see an Usagi movie. Oh, and Osmosis Jones, right on man!
I had Kung Fu Panda the other night. by otm shank	Feb 19th, 2008 07:22:33 PM
Along with orange chicken, spring roll, and a side of fried rice.
better than pixar? by JMcLovin	Feb 19th, 2008 07:36:50 PM
ridiculous.
PLANT, BITCH!!!! by Han Cholo	Feb 19th, 2008 07:39:06 PM
Sorry but nothing good has come out of Dreamwork's animation department, except for better looking CG but everything else has been sorely lacking. They need to do something along the lines of Beowulf to earn any real respect here. The kiddy cartoon stuff is getting old and they know it so guess what? The PR on this is gonna be huge and that means getting as many studio plants to get the message out. I'm not buying it.
Gus Van Rant by GibsonUSA	Feb 19th, 2008 08:05:42 PM
Actually its Westerners that adore pandas, which is why the Chinese use them to their advantage. If we didnt love pandas so much, they'd be extinct by now like so many other native Chinese creatures.
Street Fighter CASTING by SaluteYourShorts	Feb 19th, 2008 08:05:48 PM
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/n ews/zap-kreukkleinduncanstreet fightercasting,0,2042692.story
Street Fighter CASTING by SaluteYourShorts	Feb 19th, 2008 08:07:38 PM
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/n ews/zap-kreukkleinduncanstreet fightercasting,0,2042692.story
Really? by The Grug	Feb 19th, 2008 09:10:53 PM
The trailer for this was shockingly bad. And although I know trailers shouldn't be considered entirely indicative of how the actual film will be - the little I've seen has my nose tingling, I smell a turd
Dreamworks havn't made a decent animation since Antz by F69	Feb 19th, 2008 09:17:55 PM
And this lame trailer hasn't convinced me they've suddenly come up with a pixar beater either. Looks like they've simply gone back to the Manatee tank and this time it's produced, Animal: Panda Vocation: Kung Fu figher.
GibsonUSA, learn some history. by HellKing	Feb 19th, 2008 09:43:06 PM
The fact is West has not been to kind to pandas. The British hunted them and today are so ashamed they would hunt a near non-violent creature that the stuffed ones in the British museums are hidden away and lost there black color. They look like baby polar bears. Then there Elenor Roosevelt who on a trip to China saw one and took one back to the US. Everyone saw it and started a black market on panda bears stolen out the wild by Westerners. Elenor Roosevelt regretted what she started. I bet you never heard of how when mummies were the big craze in the West, Westerners would steal mummies from Egypt, grind them down into powder and mixed with drinks and drink it down.
Re: Kung-Fu Panda AMC cell phone ad by Osmosis Jones	Feb 19th, 2008 10:01:55 PM
Yeah, I had the same reaction seeing that "Dol-BEE!" ad for Bee Movie before EVERY FUCKING MOVIE released between June and November of 2007. Kinda cute the first time, but by the FIFTIETH time, I had no desire whatsoever to see the movie it was hyping. Luckilly, I've only seen that Panda AMC ad about twice, but still, at least CHANGE the fucking thing every month or so, otherwise you're just going to piss off any film fan who attemds the multiplex more than three times a month.
now if only we could treat shite animators the same way we used by Obscura	Feb 19th, 2008 10:08:41 PM
Pixar are the only ones making classics. Blue Sky are making ok stuff, and theres been a smattering of one off success. Dreamworks are about as talented as Paris Hilton. Just watch ANY dreamworks animation (they fuck up humans especially well) and then compare it to any pixar clip of the same length.... pixar stuff is so much more in everyway. And thats just the animation. if dreamworks spent half the time writing their stories as they do obtaining music rights for each film, they'd solve half their problems automatically.
The sweetest meat... by billis3811	Feb 19th, 2008 10:19:54 PM
Panda makes for a fine meal.
Menstruation..... by Liverstealer	Feb 19th, 2008 10:23:02 PM
The blood from her menstruation will attract bears!!!
Shrek is the finest animated film ev- by billis3811	Feb 19th, 2008 10:26:22 PM
Ahh! just fuckin' witcha!!!!
i dunno by drave117	Feb 19th, 2008 10:35:42 PM
I saw the trailer, and it looks pretty entertaining. I certainly don't think it'll be better than Pixar, but I have hope that it will be worth watching. I like that the traditional animals of kung fu seem to be represented, and, at least from the limited amount I could see in the trailer, the animals fight with their proper style.
masterofnonsense... by JackBauer24	Feb 19th, 2008 11:18:53 PM
That makes me a saaaaad Panda.
Is this the TV movie of Kung Fu Skunk? by Series7	Feb 19th, 2008 11:20:28 PM
Because the animation/designs look similar and there is a Panda on that show?
I 2nd the vicious, killing, neck-eating bears! by thebearovingian	Feb 19th, 2008 11:36:17 PM
Teddy bears are not real bears! Kids who watch these kinds of movies will lose their fear of bears and be mauled, torn to shreds, and eaten. Is Kung Fu Panda really worth it?
Kung Fu Panda was a fag by Sledge Hammer	Feb 20th, 2008 12:04:23 AM
He was too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress...
Pirate Emery by Juggernaut125	Feb 20th, 2008 01:01:41 AM
I second that... "Can I get two tickets for 'Fuck You Panda' for me and my little boy?".... thank you.
I hafta support rodolphe guenoden by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 02:29:45 AM
so I'll see it.
another crap bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 06:43:43 AM
Where are the real savage bears that rip out throats, guts, and generally chomp people. Fuck you Panda. Mind you, Pandas are the shittest breed of bear, and get regularly prison raped by the mighty kodiak bear
Kung Fu Panda v. Racist Salesgenie Panda. by rbatty024	Feb 20th, 2008 06:44:05 AM
You know you want to see this for the sequel.
real bears don't do kung-fu shit by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 06:49:53 AM
They are supposed to maul things. But like Jarv said, they are the shittiest breed of bear. The other bears are appalled by their lack of ferociousness.
however, samurai monkeys are cool by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 06:50:56 AM
They would kick the living shit out of that stupid Panda.
fuck this stupid bear by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:12:14 AM
we don't need Kung-Fu Panda we need Eat-yu Kodiak
I would like to see Kung-Fu Panda by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:16:49 AM
up against an enraged Bear Gang consisting of a kodiak bear, a Sun Bear and a Polar Bear. Watch them beat him like Ike beat Tina. and then rectally violate him by stuffing paddington so far up his wussy bamboo-eating arse that you can only see the stupid gay wellington boots. I feel quite strongly about this.
Finally, we get a bear thread and it's a wimpy by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:17:59 AM
fucking fanboi panda with a boner for martial arts and no ability to perform said acts of violence. Pah.
Kung Fu Panda= Ewok by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:18:46 AM
and we all know that Ewoks blow.
Kung fu Pandas are the Jar Jar's of Bears by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:24:11 AM
Clone troopers should have wiped out Pandas.
this thread was made for us by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:26:03 AM
it's like mana from heaven
It's like Manna from Heaven by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:27:28 AM
An open invitation to sabotage a thread in the name of Bears and not go off topic. And we know that Kung Fu Panda is such a useless bear that he doesn't even shit in the woods. He just craps on himself. Useless cunt.
oh wow. by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:28:08 AM
Great Minds and all that Kloipy.
hahaha that's awesome Jarv by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:29:19 AM
and a bear would not hang out with other animals, unless they would be sacrificing themselves for him
bears hang out with other animals... by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:30:56 AM
It's called "dinner".
I'm thinking the bears need a guild or something by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:32:16 AM
They got to prevent this sort of thing from happening. Bears are getting a bad rap for some bears going soft and turning their back on the bear community.
teddy bears picnic=BLOOD BATH by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:32:39 AM
the bears bathe in the blood of the innocents
perhaps the grizzlies, black, and polar bears by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:33:32 AM
need to enslave the koalas and pandas. Make them their dirty bitches.
Fuck Kung Fu Panda by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:33:48 AM
what we need is ninja koala bear. That way they could have a "bitch off". Involving cuddling. And then get fucked up by a polar bear. That would be cool.
the WBA strike by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:34:26 AM
worthless bears of america, i'm picketing today!
Yes, they do need a guild by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:35:05 AM
The DON'T BE PADDINGTON campaign clearly didn't work- as we now have Kung Poo Panda joining the ranks of bitch bears.
I say they just herd all the koalas and pandas by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:36:09 AM
into a clearing in the forest with bamboo and other pussy bear foliage and have them wiped out by a bunch of real bears like the black bear and grizzly bear.
guys, maybe this movie will be a good thing by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:37:21 AM
it will bring people to believe that they can spar with bears, leading to many maulings and tragedies
or we airlift The Bates into the clearing... by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:37:32 AM
The koalas and pandas will want to cuddle with the blob. Little do they know the consequences of such actions...
Kentucky Fried Panda by kevinwillis.net	Feb 20th, 2008 07:38:02 AM
It's Finger Ling-Ling Good!
you're right Kloipy...."Population Control" by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:38:15 AM
Plus it will lead to some good TV...
They'd certainly be endangered by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:39:05 AM
nothing edible should try to cuddle THE BATES. Such actions always end in tears.
line the bears up execution style by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:39:15 AM
shoot them in the head and then feed the corpses to the gaping maw of The BAtes
get them all to stand in line with their heads together by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:35 AM
such pussy bears are not worth more than one bullet.
a reality show I would watch by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:40:45 AM
"Celebrity Bear Fights" starring Paris Hilton and the Grizzly from Grizzly man.
Better than Pixar's Best? From Dreamworks? by kevinwillis.net	Feb 20th, 2008 07:41:42 AM
That's funny. You know what's better than a fine Chateau-Haut Brion Bordeaux? Donkey piss! Yeah, I know, I was surprised, too!
what's even worse about Kung Fu Panda by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:42:49 AM
is that he is being voiced by the embodiment of fat slacker wussiness Jack Black. Even if he was being voiced by 2true himself (2true's voice can only be heard by certain species of insect, but the vibrations make your eye sockets bleed) it might not be enough. I hope Burt skins him alive,
"Mauling a Celebrity" by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:43:38 AM
Watch as the latest "why the fuck are they popular again?" celebrity gets mauled and eaten by a starved bear in this weekly show from FX.
The Bear World by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:45:38 AM
5 reality TV arseholes and one Angry Kodiak bear live and work together in some ludicrosly posh gaff in New York, see what happens when things get real and the bear mauls the cretins.
Big Brother:Bear in the Big Red House by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:46:04 AM
10 people enter, 1 bear leaves
Survivor: Bear Mountain by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:48:15 AM
Alliances be fucked, there's a bear!
Dancing with the Bears by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:49:06 AM
One episode per season.
Moment of Tooth by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:49:23 AM
for each lie told a bear will eat part of your body
Reality TV is vastly improved when you add a bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:50:26 AM
The apprentice. A group of struggling business wannabes (They are clearly not that good or they wouldn't be on the apprentice) get interviewed by bear for job as apprentice bear. There's a good chance that they will all get eaten in the board room.
Am I smarter than a Kodiak Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:51:12 AM
You may be, but the bear has a short temper. Every time you look like outsmarting him, he leans over and chomps you.
The Biggest Loser by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:54:04 AM
But to the Bear, you are the Biggest Meal.
Who Wants to be a Millionbear by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 07:55:09 AM
if you get a question right you are dropped into a pit of millions of bears
American Bear by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 07:59:30 AM
Bear immediately attacks the 3 judges. Again, one episode per season, and I can see a problem getting new judges to join the next season.
The Weakest Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 07:59:54 AM
Pretty easy- Paddington. Luckily all the other bears slap him around for his unbearliness
I would watch that by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:00:52 AM
I'd love to see that music industry wrecking, novelty song pushing arsepiece cowell get mauled. 'Twould be grand
Wife Chomp by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:02:54 AM
this week we swap wives, one is a religious pastor's wife from the south, one is a protective mother brown bear from Alaska. No one will make it out alive
Gladiator: Bear Attack by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:03:00 AM
Let's see how the Gladiators do against some real competition: Bears. Lots of them.
Grizzley Spaces by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:04:22 AM
Watch as the TLC tries to make over a bear's cave, with disastrous consequences.
Changing Bears by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:14 AM
two obnoxious interior designers try to redecorate aa forest in "daring" shades of vermillion. BEars take offence. It ends badly for the designers
Pillow, that gladiator idea is fucking awesome by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:05:26 AM
it would give new meaning to "The Eliminator"
America's Next Top Mauling by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:06:40 AM
Watch as competing bears see who can chomp and maul their way to the top!
This Old Den with Bear Villa by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:06:48 AM

Pimp my Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:07:20 AM
X-zibit tries to "bling" up a bear. Unsurprisingly, the bear doesn't like this shit plan. All they find of Xzibit are his gold teeth
Celebrity Scissorbears by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:09:17 AM
10 celebrities learn the art of bear grooming. Or at least that's what we tell them. Really we're just giving them a pair of scissors and telling them to put dreadlocks on a polar bear. Just for shits and giggles.
Extreme Mauling: Home Edition by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:10:25 AM
Gives deserve families what they deserve: a loose bear in their house to rip out their hearts.
Flavor of Pain by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:11:54 AM
Watch as Flavor and his glasses get ripped apart by a black bear who did not appreciate his advances.
Boy Meets GRRRRL by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:15 AM
a bear dating show
I'm a celebrity get me out of here! by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:40 AM
In this case 12 past it "celebrities" get locked in a bear pit. None of them get out. The world is a slightly better place
Last Comic Standing by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:12:53 AM
Literally, will any of these so-called comics be able to survive a room full of hungry bears?
Beauty and the Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:13:57 AM
some obnoxious women (that aren't even as smart as they think they are) pair up with kodiak bears. They think they are part of some social experiment, but really they're just a mid morning snack
The Real World: Yellowstone by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:14:45 AM
Except in this case, everyone associated with MTV gets dropped off at Yellowstone. Carnage and mayhem ensue.
Fear Factor by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:16:01 AM
the show will finally live up to it's name
Mythbusters by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:16:33 AM
Watch as the pair test the theory that you shouldn't wake up a sleeping bear. Too late do they realize it's supposed to be a sleepy dog.
My Bear 16 by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:16:42 AM
obnoxious spoilt brat gets fed to bear. World applauds.
Kid Evisceration by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:17:13 AM
kids are left in a ghost town, filled with bears. No one lives
Candid Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:17:45 AM
Bear plays "prank" on member of pubiic. Not funny, but very painful. Sort of like the real Candid Camera.
The Grizzley Bear Hunter by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:18:09 AM
The host meets the same end.
"how do you solve a problem like a bear" by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:20:06 AM
Andrew Llyod Webber gets fed to bear. World applauds.
Bear or no Bear? by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:20:13 AM
Howie meets dreadful end. No contestants needed.
The Bear is Right by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:22:04 AM
You'd better hope that "new car" has the keys and a full tank of gas. That's the only way you're making it out alive. Bob Barker is "retired".
by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:22:36 AM

Bear Grylls Vs Wild Bear by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:23:00 AM
we all know who wins this fight
Jerry Springer special edition: I married a bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:24:42 AM
Bear eats moron trailer-trash spouse, smug host, camera crew and one of the runners while audience shouts "go girl" and security makes a futile attempt to intervene.
The Jenny Groans Show by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:26:01 AM
that is, after she is eaten by a bear
Judge Bear by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:27:23 AM
Bear sits in court presiding over some petty dispute. Loses temper and eats both parties. Dispute settled
Judge Joe Brown Bear by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:29:38 AM
just had to add that one. "Baliff, please stop eating the defendant!"
Faking it. (This one's too easy) by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:33:19 AM
Paddington has 2 weeks to convince a pane of judges (Polar, Brown and Grizzly Bears) that he is the real bear in a line up consisting of him, a panda, and a kodiak bear. Not a fucking chance, and he get's snaked on for his impertinance.
HB:TV presents House Hunters by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:35:05 AM
Bears go from house to house looking for tasty morsels.
To Trap a bearophile by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:03 AM
camera crew poses on interweb thingy as adolescent bear in need of buggering to lure perverts to a house. When pervert arrives, instead of being confronted by camera crew, they get savagely eaten by adult bear
Wheel of Agony by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:41:34 AM
Bears eat Pat and Vanna. The only vowels heard are "aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!" as they scream in pain.
America's funniest Bear Attacks by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:47 AM
Watch the hilarious repercussions of campers stumbling across bears in the forests of America.
In Jeopardy by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:42:59 AM
Answer in the form of a question "Why is this bear eating my face, Lord?"
Pillow, I would LOVE america's FBA by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:43:51 AM
that shit could be classic, as long as they got Bob Saget back to make his silly puns
Jeopardy (hosted by bear) by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:44:13 AM
contestants certainly are in fucking jeopardy of a chomping.
this is good work by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 08:45:39 AM
both our threads are climbing the top 10.
Late Night with a hungry bear by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:48:22 AM
Bear's get the late night munchies..for guests!
The Amazing Race by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:50:15 AM
contestants are set upon by rabid bears, it's just amazing if anyone survives
60 Minutes (of excruciating pain) by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 08:50:33 AM
In-depth reporting takes a turn for the worse when Bears get interviewed. Clemens interview is cut short when a polar bear rips his gigantic steroid filled head clean off.
To Catch a Predator by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 08:54:13 AM
pedophiles are lured into a house thinking they will be meeting up with their online buddy. Turns out, they only meet their maker. A 700lb Kodiak bear who has a taste for human flesh
The Horror of this Film Can Be Said in Three Words: by micturatingbenjamin	Feb 20th, 2008 09:24:18 AM
Bootleg Furries Porn.
Re: Rodolphe Guenoden by Osmosis Jones	Feb 20th, 2008 09:24:22 AM
The guy who animated the gorgeous Chel from The Road To El Dorado is working on this?!
Kloipy.. by micturatingbenjamin	Feb 20th, 2008 09:25:21 AM
It should be called 'To Feed A Predator'.
The Revised Second Amendment by JackBauer24	Feb 20th, 2008 10:32:33 AM
The Right to Arm Bears.
micturatingbenjamin by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 10:35:46 AM
I wish I would have thought of that.
Osmosis by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 10:55:59 AM
he didn't just work on it - he met jackie chan and angelina jolie. jackie liked the "kung fu" animatics he saw, and rod got to tell him that he had been lead animator on that scene. anyway, hes cool, and I will see the movie.
24: jack bear by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 10:57:23 AM
etc
paddington! by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 10:58:21 AM
flaming leg kicks everyone!
must die a horrible death! by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 11:05:09 AM
FLAMING LEG KICKS to Paddington!
Paddington is a little bitch by Lost Jarv	Feb 20th, 2008 11:09:42 AM
the epitomy of drippy little whorishness.
Flaming leg kicks for some by Kloipy	Feb 20th, 2008 11:36:19 AM
tiny american flags for others
paddington fucked your sister by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 12:37:58 PM
then flaming leg kicked the bitch!
paddington has no dick by just pillow talk	Feb 20th, 2008 12:40:36 PM
besides the one that is shoved up his ass by a big grizzly. And then he is eaten by said grizzly.
thats not what your sister says.. by ironic_name	Feb 20th, 2008 01:07:46 PM
b'dum tish!
This is getting an IMAX release! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 20th, 2008 03:28:12 PM
I just saw on my local IMAX page.
dead younglings can kick kung fu panda's ass by just pillow talk	Feb 21st, 2008 06:35:54 AM

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