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by irc-Hollywood
Feb 15th, 2008
04:34:56 AM
yeah huh.
Can we just throw the members of the MPAA under a truck?
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 15th, 2008
04:38:14 AM
No really, just drag them out into the street and shoot the worthless bastards. I'm only half joking.
Hee Hee
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
04:42:13 AM
America is a funny place.
Yeah, I saw that at CHUD too.
by TattooedBillionaire
Feb 15th, 2008
04:42:41 AM
What crap, but what do we expect from the MPAA?
How very sad
by barnaby jones
Feb 15th, 2008
04:47:23 AM
Gun crime is very obviously a major issue in America right now, but really, changing that shot (no pun intended) will never make any difference to some loon who's prepared to go out and shot people.
Barnaby...
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 15th, 2008
04:49:26 AM
... I debated bringing yesterday's events in real life into the conversation in the article, but honestly... I think it's bullshit. I think trying to connect the two things (and I'm sure someone will try in an effort to refute my point) is specious and disrespectful to a real tragedy and to the very notion of escapist fare.
We're in a new victorian age.
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Feb 15th, 2008
04:56:08 AM
I blame Bush.
HOLY FUCK. I thought something was weird
by Pipple
Feb 15th, 2008
04:56:59 AM
with his pants, but my lenses are foggy so I just shrugged it off. Good sluthing mo.
At least they didn't CGI clown pants on Winstone
by IAmMrMonkey!
Feb 15th, 2008
04:57:11 AM
Because that would have been wierd. Sorry. I'm a bit drunk.
Hooray! Return of the threatening walkie-talkies!
by half vader
Feb 15th, 2008
05:00:28 AM
Because hiding something/sweeping it under the rug equips kids to deal with those things - that aren't there!

It's all the fault of computer games and comic books and movies and video nasties and...

the fucking GERMAN version has the guns
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Feb 15th, 2008
05:00:43 AM
The Germans are the guys who are supposed to be Nazis about censorship and everything. Afraid they'll spring back into being Nazi's at a moments notice I guess. This reminds me of old nintendo games. Bars becam cafes, coffee makes you dizzy and sleepy, crosses removed from churches and headstones, etc. Thinks for being my parents faceless corporation!
Thanks Mori
by SuperSneaky
Feb 15th, 2008
05:01:28 AM
The last thing I did before i left work last night was e-mail you guys about this. The first thing I see when I get in this morning? This! That's some pretty sharp work there soldier. Just don't point that gun at me *grins*
Are they going to magic the guns out of every trailer?
by IAmMrMonkey!
Feb 15th, 2008
05:03:58 AM
What about action movies? What will they do when they're advertising 3:10 To Yuma and movies like that? Perhaps the MPAA will force Hollywoood to stop making those movies all together?

Coming 2009:

Carebears The Movie

Natural Born Pacifists

Operah Winfrey Strikes Back (With Love)

The Empty Hands Of Navarone

The Last Non-Action Hero

No War. Just Peace.

Oh and I support the Magic Pants on this one
by Pipple
Feb 15th, 2008
05:04:53 AM
sorry
So this is what delayed the trailer for so long...
by Mr. Moe
Feb 15th, 2008
05:05:32 AM
This is so depressing. The MPAA is seriously trying to invent ways to make itself seem useful. It's only going to get worse.
Wow and I thought us Brits were paranoid about this....
by Big_Bubbaloola
Feb 15th, 2008
05:07:27 AM
kinda thing! Talk about over reaction. This coming from the nation that still insists on bearing arms or arming bears (copyright Robin Williams). I know not all of our colonial cousins are like that but, then again, i've visited Louisiana!
Agree About Trailer with Drew
by Spacesheik
Feb 15th, 2008
05:08:07 AM
The trailer had the elements necessary but they were integrated in a strange way. For a few nanoseconds there with the Indy flying on his whip, things looked great but then it went into camp CRUSADE territory, the trailer seemed to lack menace, the occult aspects seemed shrouded, there was a lack of grit, we wanted to see Indy riding a horse or playing the explorer, instead we got shots of him riding a truck with others, Cat Blanchett in a very CGI/80s sequence trying to run him off a cliff etc - I remember watching the TEMPLE OF DOOM trailer and it was all quick cuts and the foreboding John Williams Indy music, worked more effective than here, it built up to something, unlike this trailer. I have a theory concerning the Indy flicks, the more people/sidekicks he is surrounded with, the weaker the film and this looks like he has 3 or 4 running around with him - the best Indy flick will always be RAIDERS cause hes working alone, riding alone, fighting alone, etc -the tone of the trailer indicated a LAST CRUSADE tone, which is what I was afraid of. I wanted the original bloodied, gritty Indy of RAIDERS with more emphasis on the occult elements. I hope I am wrong in my assesment and the movie kicks ass but so far I havent seen anything that indicates we have another RAIDERS.
if Indy had the gun
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
05:11:34 AM
I'm sure it would still be in the shot. Just imagine what a trailer would be like for Shoot em Up now. You'd probably think it was a romantic comedy
Guy who got...
by half vader
Feb 15th, 2008
05:18:54 AM
That was the worst pun ever... and then you pursued it!!!
More Yankee madness....
by TheBoyFromUlster
Feb 15th, 2008
05:20:18 AM
I agree Mori that you shouldn’t bring yesterday events into it but it is hard to not to shake your head as the 2 events are linked in some weird way, but I'll leave it to someone with more eloquence than myself to explain it. I just don't understand you Americans, it just seems that it is from one extreme to another with you. Your Government starts wars and you can own your own guns (If you see how we live now here in Northern Ireland compared to the hell we went through for 30 years you would get rid of all guns tomorrow) yet you are somehow, weirdly, trying to be protected from seeing a gun in an Indiana Jones Movie? I just don't know....
I'm not surprised by this...
by cornponious
Feb 15th, 2008
05:20:26 AM
but I am surprised they didn't turn his whip into a spider web or something similar.
I'm not surprised by this...
by cornponious
Feb 15th, 2008
05:20:27 AM
but I am surprised they didn't turn his whip into a spider web or something similar.
lol FUCKING MORONS TRYING TO CENSOR NOTHING
by darrenspool
Feb 15th, 2008
05:22:56 AM
What are you Americans? Super-sensitive to your own infestation? Fuck off, twats. Just fuck off.
Link to the unfucked-with trailer?
by half vader
Feb 15th, 2008
05:23:53 AM
Can't find the German one. Google gives me no love.
I blame the evil monkey in Chris Griffin's closet
by IAmMrMonkey!
Feb 15th, 2008
05:24:50 AM
I truly believe that banana chomping bastard is behind most of the evil in this world. You Americans need to do something about him.
If he pulls out a knife,
by half vader
Feb 15th, 2008
05:25:52 AM
You pull out a walkie-talkie. Eh Steve?
Blame it on the monkey in the basket.
by TomBodet
Feb 15th, 2008
05:29:00 AM
He's off screen flashing the camera-very very sad.
So is this just for the trailer?
by the ageless stranger
Feb 15th, 2008
05:30:36 AM
Or for the actual film? Cos it's stupid enough just doing it for the trailer, but if they're doing it for the film, then I'm going to lose a whole lot of the enthusiasm I gained from watching the trailer yesterday. And trying to keep guns out of an Indiana Jones movie? Why don't they just show two hours of Indy teaching archaelogy lectures, it'd be a lot safer.
NOTE: MPAA pisses Americans off...
by Mr. Moe
Feb 15th, 2008
05:31:33 AM
We can't control what they do. They're fucking morons that watch too much BBC News.
Sad. That's just pathetic and sad
by EvilGeek1
Feb 15th, 2008
05:35:40 AM
to think somebody got paid to do that! In an action/adventure movie filled with guns, whips and explosions. The nanny age is still here my friends. Excuse me while I get desensitized and shoot up a school with some old pants!
Paramount Advertising Whores
by SuperSneaky
Feb 15th, 2008
05:35:55 AM
Didn't someone find the MPAA document that confirmed the length of the trailer and that it had passed uncut? I'm sure it was linked in here recently. If true, does that mean Paramount were worried enough about the MPAA being fuckwits that they preemptively dropped the big bucks on that CG travesty to ensure a smooth run to a suitable for everyone trailer rating? Christ, and I remember when whole features like Gremlins and The Temple of Doom could scrape through with a PG. Although having said that, didn't The Berg put in a call to those nimrods just recently to make sure Transformers got a more family friendly rating? I guess he was just too busy this time, I mean, it's only Indiana Jones....
America is doomed.
by chumpmonkey
Feb 15th, 2008
05:44:31 AM
This ridiculous horseshit is indicative of a greater issue: the politics of this country in the years since 9/11 have fucked things up so unimaginably badly that I'm seriously considering moving to a country that doesn't do things like eliminate the guns from a fucking MOVIE TRAILER in order to "protect the people from themselves", all while dismantling the freedoms of its citizens. Inch by inch, the real America has eroded away to the pathetic mess we're left with today, and it's getting progressively worse. You want to know where things are going? Look at Germany in the early '30s. That's the US right now. I'm getting the fuck outta Dodge.
Or even....
by SuperSneaky
Feb 15th, 2008
05:45:26 AM
This wasn't a trailer framing thing was it? I mean, as much as the confrontation gives the scene narrative (this has got to be the first pinch, no?), from a framing point of view, as a truncated 3 second clip from presumably a much longer shot, not having the guns gives you a far easier frame to digest, no?
Damn You Reality TV
by DamnMichaelBay
Feb 15th, 2008
05:45:56 AM
Hah, compromise of artisitic integrity so that a six year old won't see a gun is soooo 2010's...
If there was ever a reason to leave the country this is it
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Feb 15th, 2008
05:48:42 AM
I don't know if it's tragic or what that I'm only being half sarcastic
Original was PG and they had bloody headshots..
by sonnyfern
Feb 15th, 2008
05:53:23 AM
Wow. I actually didn't notice any CG in the trailer, was too busy getting excited. But I mean, the MPAA is fucking ridiculous. We all know this. They're ass backwards. There are GUNS all over TV and Newsshows, there are guns in most cartoons, but Raiders had insane violence and that was PG was why the sudden change? Are kids today more delicate or something? I fucking doubt it...if anything they're more hardcore..ever play a video game before? It's insane, stupid and they should leave Indiana Jones alone. But this is really interesting stuff...
It's not that kids are more sensitive,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
05:57:32 AM
It's that the MPAA have aged themselves, and grown more sensitive.

I saw "This Film is not yet rated" the other day, and I'll take a fucking huge bet that the vast majority of oxygen thieves that shouldn't be passing judgement that posed as censors in that film are still in place.

I say show us Winston's penis just as god intended!
by Mysterious Yobo
Feb 15th, 2008
06:03:48 AM
its the only right christian thing to do!
It sucks, but...
by Cartman86
Feb 15th, 2008
06:04:10 AM
our films themselves don't get censored as much as some other countries. MPAA is weird though. With all the shit talked about the ESRB these days I am consistantly amazed at the job they do. So much better than the MPAA and other ratings boards around the world.
America has to CGI over guns in movies, yet anyone can buy a gun
by Primus
Feb 15th, 2008
06:05:31 AM
Where's the sense in that?
PS I still love the trailer...
by sonnyfern
Feb 15th, 2008
06:08:08 AM
despite this calamity I still think it's an incredibly nifty little teaser. I wasn't excited about the flick at all, but I am now, so it did a good job. And I know we like to argue about the merits of the Indy movies, but lets face it, even the worst Indy movie is better than 90% of the shit that comes out...
now we know
by TheManBehindTheMask
Feb 15th, 2008
06:12:38 AM
why it took so long to see this teaser...
So much talk about the guns
by Flipao
Feb 15th, 2008
06:15:04 AM
What about the fucking flag?
Jesus H Christ, how much more propaganda can they throw at us?
INDIANA JONES AND THE CGI PANTS
by newc0253
Feb 15th, 2008
06:24:14 AM
I thought first 15 seconds or so of the trailer were silly - esp that flag waving.

Also why use the music from Children of Dune for the intro? Why not 'Well of the Souls'???

But once the Raiders march begins and the actual footage starts, i think the trailer works well from that point: at least it hits all the marks in a workmanlike way. It isn't a classic trailer, to be sure, but I've seen too many great trailers for films that fell short so I'm happy enough with what's been shown, i.e. it feels of a piece with the trilogy.

I thought that flag looked strange.
by beastie
Feb 15th, 2008
06:25:49 AM
Hollywood is just pandering to the patriots. It's so obnoxious to be watching something and then there's this obvious pose of a main character in front of an American flag; Spiderman 3.
Anyway Primus made a really good point.
Maybe it's to avoid some sort of spoiler?
by ricarleite
Feb 15th, 2008
06:27:19 AM
Indy, rater G in the US. Rated R internationally. I like it!!!
oh, and removing the guns
by TheManBehindTheMask
Feb 15th, 2008
06:27:59 AM
also removes a lot of relevance to Indy's replica.
unbelievable
by smorgasbord
Feb 15th, 2008
06:30:51 AM
so they don't want the guns to be seen in the trailer, but it's OK to see them in the film?

Surely that's worse? If you kept the guns in, then at least the weirdos who would boycott a film with guns in would be able to make a choice.

Doing this just tricks them

Seriously fucked up.

Also
by smorgasbord
Feb 15th, 2008
06:32:31 AM
considering this is from a country that allows children to watch all sorts of messed up shit in a cinema as long as they are with a "responsible" adult, then it's really fucking hypocritical as well.
Spot on Mori
by barnaby jones
Feb 15th, 2008
06:39:04 AM
Its all just so backwards.
newc0253
by TheBoyFromUlster
Feb 15th, 2008
06:40:30 AM
Completely agree, dunno what was up with the flag...Michael Bay eat your heart out!!...And why not the Well of the Souls music? That really would of got the juices flowing!....Johnny Williams can be be mentioned in the same breath as Beethoven or Mozart in my opinion. A Genius.
Creepy and LostJarv
by half vader
Feb 15th, 2008
06:41:00 AM
Hey Creepy, beat ya to the punch (E.T. shenanigans). Twice. Guess you were drafting your manifesto. ;) Jarv beat you on This Film. Temple of Doom was PG not PG13 but yes it's generally accepted that both it and Gremlins brought about the PG13 rating. Cheers mate.

Jarv, I reckon the makers of "this film" should probably do a "7-up" and revisit it every few years to update the indefensible shenanigans.

oh, and it won't be another RAIDERS
by newc0253
Feb 15th, 2008
06:41:32 AM
sorry to say, i'd love it if this film were another RAIDERS but it won't be. Not even TEMPLE OF DOOM (my 2nd favourite Indiana Jones film) is another RAIDERS.

The best we can realistically hope for is that it isn't as light and as jokey as LAST CRUSADE.

After commenting on mpaa censorship....
by Cagliostro
Feb 15th, 2008
06:43:01 AM
Mori's gonna edit that "Can a nigga get a table dance" line? What am I? four years old? Man tha fuck up, nigga, smoke that shit.
Half Vader
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
06:43:56 AM
That's a good idea, he should do.

Creepy is right though, there is a good film to be made about it, but This Film is not it. He had too much of a boner (pun intended) for sex being over-censored, and the second half of it was some weird stalking exercise.

The Creepy Thin Man
by just pillow talk
Feb 15th, 2008
06:46:22 AM
I liked your rant. Thanks for the info. Fucking bastards, how fucking ridiculous.
The Creepy Thin Man
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Feb 15th, 2008
06:47:56 AM
Thanks for the history lesson thin man. And no I'm not being a sarcastic jackass, I mean it, I am now a more learned man on the subject of cinemas. I love hearing these bullshit stories about how corporations and capitalism have proven to be the death of the spirit of america. You should write that book. The town I live in, I was only able to see No Country For Old Men finally last fucking month. They only throw good movies like that on for a quick weekend months after they've been everywhere else. It's bullshit.
The composition of the appeals board on the MPAA
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
06:49:40 AM
is fucking outrageous- it's just corporate censorship acting as a moral guardian.

It's ludicrous.

International Trailer = Lot Better
by Kragmose
Feb 15th, 2008
06:51:32 AM
Hah.
So right about the lack of trailer magic
by AllieJamison
Feb 15th, 2008
06:54:41 AM
I absolutely agree with Mori (who can't on this issue), that thing is indeed a mess. Which is why you need to watch it at least 50 times in frame by frame mode to really appreciate the footage and get excited. (At least I did.) And concerning the magical pants, well, I guess every nations has its demons. They german trailer may have guns (I'm not entirely sure about that yet, though) and more stable pants but it completely lacks Harrison Ford's voice. Anyway, good to see this article.
This coming from Spielberg who CGI'd
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 15th, 2008
06:55:01 AM
walkie talkies into the govt. agent hands in E.T. because he thought today's generation would be too pussified to handle the pistols. He also removed the "terrorist" line in the Halloween scene. That surprised me more so at the time considering Spielberg's jewish. You think he would want to leave the terrorist line in. Next update he'll put pants on E.T. so we don't see his little alien wang.
Haha US censorship makes me laugh (and then feel bad)
by Aethyrr
Feb 15th, 2008
06:56:10 AM
Really people, how can you stand them?!
"so we don't see his little alien wang. "
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
06:57:49 AM
That would be a good thing, surely? Unless you really want to see some midget alien cock.
Why do politicans cave so easily anyway
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Feb 15th, 2008
07:00:31 AM
Throw them a little money and they bend over for you it seems. If I was some lawmaker and I was passing some law to make it so movie studios couldn't own movie theatres, and some movie studios gave me a bunch of money to change my mind, I'd take their money and fax them a giant picture of a middle finger, then spend that money to build my own theatre.
Why are people so sure the MPAA is to blame?
by Chewtoy
Feb 15th, 2008
07:09:36 AM
This is the first glimpse of an iconic hero in a long time, and the American Military is *clearly* set in the villain roles in this trailer. I.E. taking the place of the traditional Nazis. Look how they chopped up the scene with the US military beating up Indy... We see the *end* of it first, with Indy picking up his hat, which comes across as patriotic with the waving flag introduction and then the shadow on the US Army truck. We then, (in America,) get a scene of Indy surrounded by the soldiers, but in a less-threatening way. The only actual aggression shown by US forces in the trailer is a super-quick cut, much later so that it doesn't immediately register as part of the same scene, of the backslap that knocked Indy's hat off to begin with. (Are the guns digitally lowered in this scene as well?) The whole thing has obviously been edited to confuse the idea that the US Military is being portrayed as the villains. (Which may be true of the actual movie, but it's not what that scene, shown in the correct sequence and unaltered, would suggest.) I'd say the odds are good that Speilberg or Paramount wanted the changes to keep from sparking a big Conservative backlash against the movie before it came out.
100% Agreed
by ScottinDC
Feb 15th, 2008
07:12:54 AM
This trailer did nothing for me either...I'm hopeful the movie will be better than my expectations - but this trailer doesn't represent or embrace the tone of the Indiana Jones I know.
And the US trailer has to stick up a FLAG in it
by ricarleite
Feb 15th, 2008
07:13:32 AM
So they all are reminded how US of A is great and etc. Oh but take the guns out. If the American audiences see a gun on a movie trailer today, they'll scream TOO SOON or NEVER FORGET 9-11, or TERRORIZERS or something. Makes me proud of being part of the "international market". OH BY THE WAY, how's the US version of Eyes Wide Shut going, eh? Lots of sex in it? Nope? AWWW TOO BAD!!!
...and it's a realy poor, quickly done CG job
by TheManBehindTheMask
Feb 15th, 2008
07:19:31 AM
when you watch it in HD...wow, man, the guy in the back has his gun "copy/past" with half of his body deconnected from his legs... No way this could last in the theatrical cut. Love the international cut.
For Those Wanting to Leave America . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 15th, 2008
07:26:29 AM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. See ya!

That having been said, you'd think the original shot was full of gigantic penises. A gun barrel? Oh, my gosh! A gun barrel! I feel driven to crime. Than God the MPAA protected me from a gun barrel in the trailer!

Mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And, they can cut guns in half with their minds.
Brit censorship
by zacdilone
Feb 15th, 2008
07:28:46 AM
US isn't the only one--remember the Obi-Wan head butt in "Attack of the Clones?"
actually in the UK
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
07:31:20 AM
a headbutt in a film used to guarantee an 18 rating.

But we wouldn't edit out guns from a trailer. That's just silly. At least I hope not.

ManBehindTheMask is Right
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 15th, 2008
07:31:52 AM
A mega-dodgy After Effects patch job. That's trailer only. Some cubicle jockey chained to his desk and paid with Jolt cola was given 24 hours to get it done. "You work at ILM, you worth piece of shit. This is your chance to prove yourself a man! Booyah!" Guaranteed.

"And if you dont' get it done . . . it's the hotbox for you."
Worthless Piece of Shit, I Meant to Say
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 15th, 2008
07:33:11 AM
I'm familiar with corporate motivation techniques, I shouldn't have gotten that wrong.
Can't put the toothpaste back in the bottle
by Dashing Roger
Feb 15th, 2008
07:34:23 AM
Movies and their trailers used to be raw and gritty and now, in this PC-run-amok, puritanical, regressive society, everything must be cleansed lest we be damaged by it (or sued over it). Because that will make everything okay. Right?

WRONG. TOO LATE. Gun violence in movies does not cause gun violence. Let's not hide it, let's not make ourselves afraid of it by obscuring the truth, like the Bush administration has done with every social and geopolitical issue our country has faced in the last 8 years. Education and confronting the TRUTH solves problems. Lucasfilm is a pussy sell-out (we already knew that) for allowing the armies of PC and social regression to dictate how he presents his "art." GL calls himself a filmmaker of the '70s?!? What a fucking joke...

I think the conclusion...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 15th, 2008
07:39:45 AM
...that can be drawn from this is that if they had included the guns, this would have been a red band trailer.

How fucking pathetic and loathesome is that?

USA=21st century USSR
by mr_sinister7381
Feb 15th, 2008
07:47:18 AM
God, I really hate this fucking place sometimes. Censorship, torture, corrupt government...we're like the 21st Century USSR.
darrenspool
by Sailor Rip
Feb 15th, 2008
07:48:15 AM
Fuck off. Yeah, the mpaa polled every American and asked us if we wanted the trailer censored and we agreed.
THIS IS NOT AMERICA.
by pubcrawler13
Feb 15th, 2008
07:52:44 AM
OK, listen. For all of those talking about how this trailer manipulation represents the strangeness and/or hypocrisy of American culture, just stop. This decision boils down to ONE small group of people, the MPAA, for whom 99% of the American population has an intense hatred anyway. This is a group of crusty old men clinging to outmoded ideals and false piety. Yes it is strange and annoying but this doesn't represent American attitudes or beliefs. Please understand this.
The Same Spielberg that replaced Guns with
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
07:52:49 AM
Walkie Talkies for the E.T. Special Edition? Now we get guns replaced with magic pants and pockets!
trailer was censored because showed ARMY in neg..
by mr_sinister7381
Feb 15th, 2008
07:53:05 AM

The trailer was censored because it showed the Armed Forces in a negative light-i.e. government strongmen pursuing our heroes.

So, since us Americans must never develop the idea that war and the militarization of our society might be possibly not-so-great...it gets censored. Plastered w/ giant flag too. U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

What a said, scary empire this country has become.

And furthermore...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 15th, 2008
07:53:11 AM
..as far as I'm concerned, Darth Vader ALWAYS HAD JAZZ HANDS!!!
I didn't think the MPAA was even relevant
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
07:55:41 AM
After the advent of Cable/DVD and that This Film has Not Yet Been Rated documentary from a few years ago. MPAA members are usually either studio shills, or borderline retards. I'm shocked that we saw a whip in the trailer. After all, it could be construed as condoning S&M behavior!
Very Weird
by FILMFUNK
Feb 15th, 2008
07:55:51 AM
Didn't really notice it but I watched JUMPER yesterday in the company of a lot of kids of all ages and they were all treated to a scene where Samuel L Jackson takes a big serated Rambo knife and slowly guts a helpless young guy hanging in a tree in broad daylight! Something you would only see in a Predator movie being shown to kids as young as three and four years old because 12A means that i'm able to take my newborn in!? now that makes no sense to me???
It's ET All Over Again... Walkie-Talkies
by BojTrek
Feb 15th, 2008
07:56:11 AM
They should have just CGI'd walkie-talkies in place of the guns...
The Flag footage in the trailer
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
07:58:04 AM
Was acidentally put in by Paramount. It's actually a shot from Michael Bay's next movie, Pearl Harbor II: Pearl Harder.
Only gripe with the trailer was the Media Ventures intro music
by KillaKane
Feb 15th, 2008
08:01:27 AM
Should have been temped completely with William's scores, that does jarr somewhat contextually (cheesifies it with such primitive generic Hollywood music). Would have liked a bit more dialogue too, but I guess it was skewed towards action and sourced from what they had that could be pushed through post for the 1st teaser. Certainly think it retains it's Indy-ness, it's iconic and alludes to the first film particularly. Moriarty you're way too analytical, but then that's a geeks perogative to fixate on such minutae. Any way you slice it, this episode looks like it's well on track.
Hey all...
by thecheesegrommit
Feb 15th, 2008
08:02:17 AM
I have nothing to say regarding the bullshit that is the mpaa (broken beyond repair) seems to sum it up nicely. What I wish to comment on is the sadness that is the dissecting of every single frame of as trailer using tech that didn't exist not to long ago. It sucks the fun out of what I found to be a magical trip back to my younger years via this trailer. Moriarty, from the get go it recalls the iconography from the past. The reintroduction of Indy being thrown to the ground is great because you can tell from the way he falls is Harrison's Indy inflections (i know that sounds weird but it's true) The subtle limp as he goes for his hat, now that's how I dissect a trailer, positively! I also love how they address Indy's age early on (Damn, I thought that was closer). This was an excellent trailor, not perfect but excellent! the end is some what choppy and it's a little too CGIee. Does any one else think the scene it the beginning in the warehouse is the films opening adventure?
I'm actually optimistic about the film
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
08:05:59 AM
I thought the trailer was fine. At least it looks like Indy's going to be doing some different stuff in this film. If I wanted a rehash, I'd pop in Last Crusade. It didn't blow me away, but that's okay. I was blown away with the trailer to Phantom Menace, and look how that one turned out.
I Blame George Lucas
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Feb 15th, 2008
08:07:49 AM
I don't know why but I just do.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL BE REPLACING COKE WITH PEPSI CANS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:08:15 AM
because Coke stopped paying placement fees. Nothing is real anymore. Reality is dead. Long live the new flesh.
Mitt Romney has magic underwear
by Luscious.868
Feb 15th, 2008
08:09:52 AM
Mormon's rule!
"The subtle limp as he goes for his hat"
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
08:12:37 AM
Let the old guy Viagra jokes begin......now.
WHY IS EVERYONE BLAMING AMERICA FOR WHAT THE MPAA DID?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:14:41 AM
You people deserve to be invaded.
I THINK INDY'S PANT SHADOWS WERE CGI'D TOO
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:15:48 AM
when he goes for that hat. Something wrong with that shadow.
IS RAY WINSTONE THE GUY IN THE DEPARTED?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:18:11 AM
"Give him a ... cwanbehwy juice."
My God, SOUTH PARK called it...
by SpyGuy
Feb 15th, 2008
08:18:41 AM
Spielberg is digitally editing out guns and inserting an American flah into the CRYSTAL SKULL trailer? That means (shudder) the long-dreaded RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE "SPECIAL" EDITION is on the way...
"an Amercian flah"?
by SpyGuy
Feb 15th, 2008
08:19:42 AM
Obviously I can't type for shit today. Sorry.
Watergate
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
08:22:29 AM
Iran-Contragate, Monicagate, and now pantsgate! Shame on you Mr. Spielberg, shame on you!
Don't apologise SpyGuy
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 15th, 2008
08:23:30 AM
I'm a big fan of Flah's of Our Fathers.
FREE HAT!
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
08:23:58 AM
that made the USA the shining beacon of Western Civilization
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
08:24:01 AM
erm, when was this? I think I missed the memo
THE FRENCH ARE THE OPPOSITE OF AMERICA
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:24:08 AM
In Irreversible, they CGI'd a penis INTO the rape scene.

FREEDOM FRIES!!!!!!

THE MEMOS ARE FOR AMERICANS ONLY LOST JARV
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:27:09 AM
Even the crackheads get a copy.
PEOPLE DON'T GET ALL UP IN ARMS ABOUT THIS CGI
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:30:31 AM
It's a teaser that young kids can get access to watch. They're only trying, in some small way, to protect children in an age where a 9 year old can watch bukakke by just typing the word. So chill. There will be guns in the movie. Lots of bang bang, to be sure. Relax.
It was a joke
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
08:31:14 AM
I AGREE WITH YOU CREEPY THIN MAN
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:34:33 AM
We have sad excuses for leaders in this country. I think Bush is exponentially worse than Clinton by a long shot, but still, they're neither the best leaders suited for our nation if you step back and think about it. What I wouldn't give to have a Prez who is beyond reproach and considers himself a servant to the people instead of a king. And one who leads by moral example instead of hypocrisy and religious platitudes. Vote OBAMA!
ACTUALLY THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO THAT BEACON THING JARV
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 15th, 2008
08:37:15 AM
And it has to do with two things: Hollywood and Madison Avenue. Both are the driving forces in proliferating Western culture to the world.
A soldier walks by out of thin air at 59 sec mark
by Mace Tofu
Feb 15th, 2008
08:43:59 AM
Left side of screen he is invisible walking into frame then pops into shot from behind Magic pants at 59 sec mark. It's a COVER-UP!
MPAA = PURE EVIL
by Node32774
Feb 15th, 2008
08:46:14 AM
Hell didn't anyone see one of the most insightful documentaries ever made: "This Film is Not Yet Rated"? It's an eye opener.
RE: US = 21st Cen USSR
by ICantBelieveIRegistered
Feb 15th, 2008
08:49:12 AM
"God, I really hate this fucking place sometimes. Censorship, torture, corrupt government...we're like the 21st Century USSR."

If you really believe that then you know nothing about the former USSR. Your ability to make that statement proves the US isn't. You can walk down any street in the US and say that and no government agents will stops you. The people on the street may pointn and laugh, but that's their freedom of speech at work too. ;)

And yes, this whole thing of the missing guns disturbs me.
Um, this couldn't be a studio decision?
by Mister Man
Feb 15th, 2008
08:49:13 AM
The Shining trailer
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
08:49:54 AM
did you guys ever hear about the story when Kubrick made the trailer for the Shining? He was told that he wasn't allowed to have blood coming out of the elevator in the trailer, but he told them, i think it was just rust-colored water, and they allowed it to stay in
SEE, THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
by BurgerTime
Feb 15th, 2008
08:50:10 AM
MPAA continued
by Node32774
Feb 15th, 2008
08:51:05 AM
So the documentary discovers that the ratings board consists of no one it's supposed to. This TOP SECRET group doesn't consist of matriarchswith young children their tryign to protect. It's bunch of unqualified morons that will do whatever asked of them by the suits. The kicker is the consistency of the appeals board that consists of nothing but corporate studio suits and clergymembers.
Wasn't it SS who, himself, removed guns from ET?
by Mister Man
Feb 15th, 2008
08:51:25 AM
He's lambasting China about the Darfur, so maybe he doesn't want to sell Indy with gun "shots"??
THAT CGI WILL REALLY BE USED FOR...
by BurgerTime
Feb 15th, 2008
08:51:41 AM
...an invisible kind of censorship that we'll never even know about until someone spills the beans much much later. A very slippery slope indeed.
erm, Node?
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
08:52:31 AM
read the TB. This has been covered.

It wasn't that insightful- he got overly hung up on the sex, especially homosexual sex, and then the second half of it was pretty much an exercise in stalking.

Also at 1:11 a grip can be seen waving a light
by Mace Tofu
Feb 15th, 2008
08:52:56 AM
reflected in the broken windshield glass on the right side of the shot... : )
INDIANA JONES AND THE ANGRY MISPLACED RHETORIC
by newc0253
Feb 15th, 2008
08:54:24 AM
this is about MPAA hysteria about guns, not about the relative merits of US vs Soviet Hegemony.

get with the frakking programme already.

Strangely, I like the crappy quality UK trailer better
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 15th, 2008
08:57:29 AM
It's not just the guns. It's the fact that it doesn't look overpolished like the US Quicktime version. Also, those temp SFX blow.
I completely agree with Spacesheik
by Darkocity
Feb 15th, 2008
09:03:33 AM
I wish they went with Frank Darabonts script. And thats all i have to say about that.
Just curious, is my post visible?
by Mister Man
Feb 15th, 2008
09:03:53 AM
A friend can't see my comments - weird.
Another oddity from trailer...
by jones1899
Feb 15th, 2008
09:11:34 AM
Harrison Ford's lips don't move right when he says "Not as easy as it used to be." As for the guns, this trailer was attached to Spiderwick, a kids moves, they wanted to avoid possible bullshit so just nipped it in the bud. No big deal really. BTW, I think the trailer was pretty damn great. I can't describe how freakin excited I was when I saw that first shot of Indy picking up his hat. Then the whip swing on the run!! Awesome. The "Damn, I thought that was closer", well...not my favorite part. Think it should have been simply "thought that was closer" or even just a crooked clumsy smile to the baddies, but what ever. Raiders (my favorite movie of all time) had some cheesy spots too. These movies are supposed to be fun, with enough character and seriousness to care about it all. I'm pumped and hopefully the full trailer will be attached to something other than a kids movie.
you fucking people
by t40stunt
Feb 15th, 2008
09:11:58 AM
need to get a life . its a trailer for a movie . oh shit man ...censorship at its worst . why don't you try doing something meaningful with your lives instead of picking apart the little shit with your finger on the pause button . its really fucking lame . at 1:49 in the trailer Indy flips you all the fuck off . catch that shit ?
Find it funny...
by jones1899
Feb 15th, 2008
09:12:27 AM
That nobody has really said much about Ford's age. Why? Cause he looks great!
we should be rioting in the fucking streets...
by Cap'n Jack
Feb 15th, 2008
09:13:40 AM
...about this shit. Words cannot describe how pissed I am that the MPAA wants to decide what I can see and not see.
Other things I've noticed...
by jones1899
Feb 15th, 2008
09:17:33 AM
Indy actually only uses his whips once. (I thought upon first viewing that it was more. Also when he is dodging bullets through the crates, he is coiling his whip back up. (didn't notice this first time) The soldier in the beginning has his whip around his shoulder. ok I noticed this the first time, but its cool.
t40stunt
by Rando Calrisian
Feb 15th, 2008
09:18:41 AM
That's some funny shit, man.

Looks like Indiana Jones to me! Can't wait.
IT'S OKAY TO SHOOT FELLOW STUDENTS
by Ray Gamma
Feb 15th, 2008
09:19:58 AM
...with a gun you legitimately bought within you rights, but you're not allowed to watch a comic-book movie hero using a gun.

America is the stupidest country on Earth.

At least it's a 48-star flag...
by 433
Feb 15th, 2008
09:24:19 AM
...stupid Alaska and Hawaii...
The penis doesn't exist in American cinema
by gruntybear
Feb 15th, 2008
09:30:54 AM
Or hadn't you noticed? Guns pretty much = penis. Therefore, no guns. It's not really that much of surprise. Welcome to the America you voted for - all safe for 5-year olds, all the time.
What about the soldiers who get blown up?
by Mosquito March
Feb 15th, 2008
09:31:01 AM
We watch a couple of guys fucking get killed in the middle of the trailer when the explosion goes off. If you freeze it, you can actually see the guy in the right disintegrate. How can THAT make it into the trailer, but not a few submachine guns that aren't even being discharged?
It is not OK to shoot students
by Mace Tofu
Feb 15th, 2008
09:32:11 AM
Only dumbass fucktards do shit like that. When I was younger kids would walk around with real guns ( mostly 22s ) and we never shot at people because we knew our Fathers would kick our asses. Many countries use very small children in their armys against their will. you can't compare an ass who can't handle his "feelings" so he shoots up his school with the millions of Americans who know how to control their gun use.
Rando
by t40stunt
Feb 15th, 2008
09:33:25 AM
just trying to lighten shit up man . i agree looks like Indy to me and its going to fucking rock with or without guns pointed . and bring on the american flag version .
WTF
by JLo III
Feb 15th, 2008
09:36:42 AM
Isn't this a South Park episode. I really think it was. Something like Lucas and Speilberg are using CGI to take all the guns out of Raiders and the kids have to watch it.
Moriarty going all SHERLOCK HOLMES on this place!!
by SkidMarkedUndies
Feb 15th, 2008
09:38:01 AM
Awesome work.
I've seen the PENIS in an American movie
by Mace Tofu
Feb 15th, 2008
09:38:51 AM
It was called TERMINATOR 2 Robert showed off his T-1000 penis in it. Gere showed his off in AMERICAN GIGOLO too. You need to watch more American movies... did you see the BROWN BUNNY?
Strange...
by moviemaniac-7
Feb 15th, 2008
09:43:09 AM
The flag in the Us version. The absence of guns. Just saw them back to back. It is strange. I thought the flag to be annoying (until now I only saw the Yahoo US version), but it must have been a leftover from the opening and closing shots for Saving Private Ryan.
Boogie nights, Wild Things
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
09:43:59 AM
I think the point is that none of these made it into the preview.

no more Brown Bunny talk! Please!
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:48:09 AM
what a piece of shit movie
Wow, penis in 5 whole movies spanning 28 yrs
by gruntybear
Feb 15th, 2008
09:49:26 AM
Yeah, it's a veritable sausage-fest out there in the cineplex. Whereas tits are in every second scene, the cock gets shown - what? for a nanosecond once a season. Heaven forbid it be engorged, because some poor innocent's head might explode at just the sight of something so FUCKING NORMAL. Just more testament to the ongoing puritanism urged by the religious right to scrub our media clean of sexuality.
This is GOOD news!
by Billy Batts
Feb 15th, 2008
09:50:50 AM
When I saw the footage I thought it was Spielberg pulling a Lucas and combining takes with CG because he didn't bother to get it right on set. The fact that they were erasing guns just for the trailer calms me down a LOT.
Well, here's another reason to vote Obama instead of Billary...
by SpyGuy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:53:41 AM
Anyone who sponsors the V-Chip has to be down with the MPAA's shenanigans. Think of the children who might be exposed to such questionable material!
the penis isn't very cinematic
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:55:02 AM
but if I ever make a film gruntybear, I promise I will have a scene where the protagonist talks a walk through 'dick forest'. Also, we never get enough female rectum shots. mostly ass, never the hole. We need to put an end to this butthole paranoia. Ladies be proud of your hole, let it stand free!
Gruntybear...
by Abin Sur
Feb 15th, 2008
09:56:47 AM
So the religious right still likes tits and ass? Dude, that may be hypocritical, but it sure as heck ain't puritanical. And let me also vote for even LESS dick in the movies.
takes a walk not talks a walk
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:56:59 AM
Look folks..it isn't just religious nuts with an agenda,..
by conspiracy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:58:08 AM
or the MPAA caving in to them. Blame the government, all of them. The Feds would LOVE to get some kind of hard legislative control over film...and it isn't just the wacko Christian right either pushing for this either...there are plenty of nuts on both sides. ALL government is inherently evil...the very nature of it demands control over not only actions but thought as well in order to bring about the conditions in which a particular ideology can be promoted. It is why both Hitler and Stalin were very interested in, and used to great effect their respective entertainment industries, it is why FDR made sure Hollywood was knee deep in WW2, why Kennedy courted celebrities, and why the "flag" is in everything you see today... It has nothing to do with Penis, tits, or vagina...and everything to do with social engineering by the very monsters you seek to put in power, both left and right. You wanted a big powerful government to cure your ills and feed you babies? ..well you got it..and in return your gonna give up your freedoms a little bit at a time to further that agenda. So sit down, shut up, and watch what they deem appropriate. Today it's No guns pointed at Indy and the ever present "flag", tomorrow you'll all be watching a government approved version of the Teletubbies.
Conspiracy, we can't watch the Teletubbies...
by Abin Sur
Feb 15th, 2008
09:59:48 AM
The purple one is gay, remember? No way that makes it past the guv'mint.
the female anatomy is more photogenic
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
09:59:57 AM
it's a beautiful thing. The soft curve of the breast, the ridgid defiance of the nipple, the cusp of a nubile labia. Take for example, Kathy Bates in About Shmidt, cinematic gold. Whereas a man has a floppy Willy Loman, just waiting to run into a coffee table.
Oh...BTW...Government or no government...
by conspiracy
Feb 15th, 2008
10:02:13 AM
I have no desire to see any more Penis in film....a highly overrated plot device the Penis. Now, Tits and Vagina; absolutely needed for any top quality production.
I was wondering whay Indy remained worried in that shot...
by -=Shin=-
Feb 15th, 2008
10:02:18 AM
It certainly takes down the percieved threat level. Indy's not supposed to be worried about some guys standing around...
there is nothing Aesthetically pleasing about THE BATES
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
10:03:47 AM
there's lots frightening, but nothing pleasing.
But it's good that they didn't replace them with walky talkies
by ELGordo
Feb 15th, 2008
10:04:01 AM
As Spielberg did all on his own on E.T.
that's where the grease comes in Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
10:04:34 AM
it's like a siren
pheromenes that are known to attract
by Lost Jarv
Feb 15th, 2008
10:07:10 AM
chubby chasers and, weirdly, ants.
Wow...that's just insane
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 15th, 2008
10:10:04 AM
I'm speechless. Looking forward to the real story behind this.
Arrogance
by Dr.Poots
Feb 15th, 2008
10:10:41 AM
You know, I'm getting just a bit tired of all the "I just don't get you Americans" bullshit I getting from some of the talkbackers here. You are posting to a site run by Americans who are outraged at the change. Americans didn't do this - a small and timid group of people (possibly the MPAA, I'm not certain) did this. Most Americans couldn't care less that guns were being pointed at the main character. Before you go on about how odd Americans are, I would challenge you to find an unflinchingly shining element of your country's history or culture that makes you any better. HINT: If your country lies anywhere withing the confines of Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, Europe, or South America, you already lose.
MPAA = FUCKING USELESS
by gridbug
Feb 15th, 2008
10:18:53 AM
Fuck the MPAA, fuck the "moral majority" and fuck censorship. Period.
you know what's funny about geeks?
by cloudrider`
Feb 15th, 2008
10:25:01 AM
you overreact to every tiny little thing. so, the guns are taken off, so what? it's a very very short teaser. doubtful the cgi in the final movie will look that amateurish. so the power-that-be decide to be sensitive to the victims of the shooting, and you guys cry and moan about the mpaa.

sometimes, you know, just sometimes, i can understand why people hate americans. you are waaaaaayy waaaaaaaaayyyy too pampered.

You are all a bunch of MORONS.
by Nosferatu Jones
Feb 15th, 2008
10:26:44 AM
Maybe someone has already mentioned this above, but haven't ANY of you stopped to consider that maybe all of this was done for a COMPOSITION reason? Spielberg, Lucas or whoever knew that that shot would be the first look at Indiana Jones in 19 years, and maybe they wanted your eyes to go directly to his FACE, and NOT the guns in the foreground of that shot??? Chalk it up to another AICN-created NON-controvery. Jeebus pleaseus...
Dr.Poots..
by PezQ
Feb 15th, 2008
10:29:29 AM
..Nice job, sport! You named all the continents! You must one of them smart Americans i hear so little about. OR you just know how to use Google...Just kidding :D *runs away*
I would rather see American dick than British teeth...
by Abin Sur
Feb 15th, 2008
10:31:10 AM
...and I'm straight as an arrow. You English should really do something about that.
it's written by david koepp
by cloudrider`
Feb 15th, 2008
10:31:37 AM
if you want to be angry, be angry about that. you guys rag on hack directors all the time, you must miss the hack writers. frankly i fail to see what spielberg see in the guy, ke kept using him to write his films.

the guy wrote one mediocre screenplay after another and he kept getting hired by spielberg. and THAT, more than anything make me worry about the film.

Who looks at an old man's crotch during a trailer?
by BrowncoatJedi
Feb 15th, 2008
10:40:42 AM
To the people who originally noticed this: what were you doing??? I've watched it over and over and I can barely tell. Get a life, or at least go look at Brad Pitt's crotch instead.
The reason for the flag - a speculation
by ArcadianDS
Feb 15th, 2008
10:47:14 AM
is that it establishes that the convoy you're about to see on a dirt road is American, and is driving somewhere in America. Without the flag, its just a line of trucks on a dirt road - who are they ,where are they.

its a retarded non-issue to whine "ZOMG THEY CGIED A US FLAG IN FOR NOE REASONZ!" Maybe you guys should telephone Harlan Ellison and get him to rant all over this non-controversy.

Here's the good news...
by WeinerPenis
Feb 15th, 2008
10:48:34 AM
....when I saw that I actually thought something looked so pussy about it. I literally thought, where are the gun barrels pointed right at his face? I thought that would make his quip funnier. So I am kind of glad that they actually are there, since I was only half serious. it just goes to show you that instincts tell you more than your brain ever could.
let's all rally and burn the MPAA down
by cloudrider`
Feb 15th, 2008
10:49:15 AM
riiiight... or maybe mory should pick a more worthwhile cause to fight for. frankly, this is too stupid to rag about.
FUCK MPAA AND THE TRAILER IS FUCKING AWESOME
by Proman1984
Feb 15th, 2008
10:51:34 AM
FUCKING GRAND LIKE IT SHOULD BE!
let's all rally and burn the MPAA down!!!
by cloudrider`
Feb 15th, 2008
10:51:40 AM
riiiight... or maybe mory should pick a more worthwhile cause to fight for. frankly, this is too stupid to rag about.
Nosferatu Jones
by ricarleite
Feb 15th, 2008
10:51:47 AM
The shot has guns on the international trailer. Explain that. Moron.
Unbelievable
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
10:59:07 AM
Once again the rest of the world gets a better trailer version for a movie that was produced… HERE. Of course they took the soldiers out, we can’t look like bad guys to ourselves anymore, that would be terrible. What a fucking joke. Guys, boycott the shit out of this movie till they get it right and stop treating us like idiot morloc slaves.
Ricarleite: It's kinda simple...
by Nosferatu Jones
Feb 15th, 2008
11:07:20 AM
...INDIANA JONES is an American institution first, so they put the effort into the American teaser only. Why waste the time & effort "fixing" the international trailers? And here's another thing... why did they CGI out the foreground guns, but they CGI'd one INTO the hands of the background soldier??? Explain THAT one, moron. Still sounds like a composition issue to me.
You know what Lost Jarv?
by Node32774
Feb 15th, 2008
11:07:27 AM
FUCK YOU. You useless cunt. All you do is come on this site and disagree with whatever anyone says just for the sake of it. Is there anything you fucking like? Actually just keep it to yourself. No one here gives a shit. I apologize for duping a topic. Sue me bitch. And you would think the film wasn't insightful because you've never had an insight worth a fuck in your pathetic life.
This makes me fucking sick.
by scudd
Feb 15th, 2008
11:09:35 AM
I would like to apologize to the rest of the world on behalf of the last few free thinking Americans left. This type of bullshit does not represent all of us.
Big deal out of nothing- lets talk trailer!!!
by hegele
Feb 15th, 2008
11:14:31 AM
Alright, i understand why it is a pressing issue. But let me ask you this- did anyone really notice the first time they watched the trailer? Then it doesn't matter. The trailer itself was great. His introduction, the action, Cate, Ray, and our man Ford look wonderful
PRIVATES IN AMERICAN CINEMA..........
by AARONIUS
Feb 15th, 2008
11:17:44 AM
For all you freaks out there who just have to see Mr. Johnson getting some quality screen time go watch SIDEWAYS. Good grief what's going on when we're more gay than the French? (I'm just being facetious of course).
Now I'm glad I haven't watched it yet.
by TheContinentalOp
Feb 15th, 2008
11:19:35 AM
I was waiting to see it in the theater the way God intended, not on a fuzzy little computer screen. Not that I particularly care what the MPAA does to the trailer, as long as they leave the goddamn movie alone.
So let me reiterate: It's got nothing to do with the MPAA.
by Nosferatu Jones
Feb 15th, 2008
11:23:33 AM
The original shot is fairly "busy," with lots of guns in the foreground.

This is the first shot of Harrison Ford's face in the trailer. They want your attention focused on HIM.

They show guns BEFORE this shot, they show a new CGI gun behind him IN the shot, and they show guns AFTER this shot, and guns being fired. They even show soldiers being caught in an explosion.

So, again, I don't think it's because the guns in the original shot are "offensive." This sequence probably comes a little later after Indiana Jones is reintroduced in the film, so it wasn't until later that Lucas and/or Spielberg decided it could be tweaked exclusively for the teaser. It's all about focusing your attention on HARRISON FORD AS INDIANA JONES. Until I read a statement from the MPAA or Spielberg saying that guns were indeed removed for "moral" reasons, I ain't gonna buy all this juvenile fanboy-whining.

the cast in that shot were given "conceal & carry" permits...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 15th, 2008
11:24:03 AM
... how very american - wow this is pathetic - maybe paramount, under pressure, will remove all guns from all of their movies - maybe they can retro fit the entire Indy series - what a bunch of pussies - were the shooters in the last 2 weeks events Indy fans? - did they claim this in their manifestos? - there were 3 or 4 events in the last 2 weeks involving shootings, including the most recent at that college - and they wont be the last ones - i guess hollywood should just just shut down in the event that more shootings will occur - hegele, i didnt notice until now - my eyesight aint that good anyway and i still liked the trailer - but knowing what i now know, it bugs the shit outta me - seeing a few machine guns in a movie trailer isnt going to set off any shooting spree
Director's Cut: Indy v. Swordsman
by DonnyUnitas
Feb 15th, 2008
11:27:11 AM
*guy swings sword*....*Indy waves*....*guy falls down*
Missing on aicn: perspective
by systemsbroom
Feb 15th, 2008
11:30:39 AM
There appears to be CG manipulation of a few seconds of a trailer to remove guns *potentially* for a purpose (so muses Moriarty) involving the MPAA, and half of you people are freaking out about the impending (or already realized) downfall of US/Western culture.

This has nothing to do with censorship, or the lack of "free-thinking Americans." This is a nearly invisible change to an advertisement for what is, at end, a piece of fluff entertainment (although perhaps one that many hold dear). There are real problems and real controversies out there whose implications actually affect peoples' lives. Turn your ire and energies towards them. Although the eagle eyes and sleuthing demonstrated here are worthy of praise, focusing any more than interested curiosity on this is asinine.

Settle down, Node...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 15th, 2008
11:31:39 AM
...what's your problem, anyway?
Mace Tofu - that "magic soldier" IS weird
by finky089
Feb 15th, 2008
11:33:39 AM
but, I guess i nlight of all the CGI shenanigans, we shouldn't be surprised.

Still, kudos on catchign that.

International Trailer - anybody got a different link???
by finky089
Feb 15th, 2008
11:35:47 AM
I can't access the site Mori linked to here at the office. Danke to anyone who can help!
the cheese grommit
by monorail77
Feb 15th, 2008
11:37:40 AM
Well said.
Nosferatu Jones, excellent points...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 15th, 2008
11:38:32 AM
i hope youre right - i will admit, the guns do draw a lot of attention in the unaltered version of the shot - this fact supports your point - but it can also support Moriarty's suspicions - the guns almost takeover the shot and are all pointed at our hero - i can see someone in power getting cold feet over such a shot in light of recent events - sometimes pointing a bunch of guns at some unarmed fellas is more menacing than seeing a bunch of guns fired in the course of some mayhem
Nosferatu Jones...
by Brians Life
Feb 15th, 2008
11:39:39 AM
What are you basing your astute assessment on? Your gut?
DocPazuzu
by Node32774
Feb 15th, 2008
11:42:22 AM
I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you? No. Go about your fucking business. It's between me and Lost Jarv.
let's all take a quick breather
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
11:45:24 AM
and chill out
systemsbroom, the point is....
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 15th, 2008
11:48:05 AM
no amount of censorship wil make the worlds real problems go away - altering art (yeah, i called this art) in any form in an attempt to pacify some feared reaction to it is, historically, part of the problem - part of why the worlds problems are such as they are - and why some of the worlds real problems never go away - fudging around with a movie or book will not keep anyone safe from the world - just like frisking old ladies for tubes of hand lotion at the airport wont - its all cosmetic - its meant to make us (america) appear responsible, when in reality we are far from it - and that has little to do with the movies we watch - there are countries that ban movies like this and outlaw certain books yet condone public stonings - lifes full of choices - so whats the point
but still Fuck the MPAA
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
11:48:47 AM
I mean everything in this trailer cuts so fast you can hardly tell what's going on. IF it wasn't for that picture yesterday, I wouldn't have seen the Area 51 box, but then again, I didn't pause the trailer and review it 18 times
The following post has been approved for All Audiences
by BrandLoyalist
Feb 15th, 2008
11:49:21 AM
The talkback it appears in has been rated NC-17 as ever. Maybe the guns had to go to get the MPAA "All Audiences" rating we see before previews, since young children in the US just aren't used to seeing guns pointed at people. I'd say it's as likely that the big wavy flag was removed from the int'l version as added to the US version; our reputation abroad isn't what it used to be since about 2003. Not a big ticket seller. Guess we'll see whether there turns out to be an actual big wavy flag segue shot in the movie. Mongolian Cluster Fuck. Oops, that just slipped out - there goes my All Audiences rating.
Moriarty...
by Dr_Ian_Malcolm
Feb 15th, 2008
11:54:30 AM
...if you think that trailer was a "mess" with strange pacing and a lack of efficient iconography, then you are more of an idiot than I originally thought. That is all.
Well for one thing pansies…
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
11:56:27 AM
You see this is how it starts. “oh it’s just a little tiny thing, nothing big” Well, what if it were a thousand little tiny things like this that happen every fucking day…wake the fuck up! I was once talking to my sister about how Blockbuster censors their movies. Yea that’s right, you see Blockbuster won’t carry some films so they tell distributors “if you cut this, this, and that out we’ll stock it on our shelves” Of course distributors cow down for the almighty dollar but that’s another story. So my sister says, well if they cut this and that out and I never knew it was there to begin, with what does it matter? What does it matter? It’s censorship you ass! They took the directors original vision and changed it to their liking or to protect us or to protect our children. But the worst part is that it was censored…now…in 2008! What bugs me the most is that that particular part was cut out of the American version. You remember America? Do ya? Remember US? You people that live here in the states and throw a blind eye make me sick.
do you guys think that if someone steals the skull
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
11:57:31 AM
from Indy, that he will be 'skull fucked"?
frankenbastard
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:01:13 PM
I remember the US, and how they turned a blind eye to the government that lied about WMD's to get into a needless war and people didnt do shit about it. But I draw the line at taking out a .2 second clip of guys with guns out of an Indiana Jones movie trailer. Fucking disgusting!
HI I ARE HARLAN ELLISON
by ArcadianDS
Feb 15th, 2008
12:05:19 PM
When I was a young writer cranking out brilliant literature and selling it to 'pictureless comic books' for a few bucks, It dawned upon me that the problem with America is not that we have too many guns, but that we have too many pictures of people holding them. So shortly after my inspirational fit of making a tv character say a bad word and telling Desi to go swim back to his greasy hole in Havana, I decided that I would issue another of my many angry little edicts: no more pictures of people holding guns.

You will note that not one of my blockbuster novels written in the previous five years had any pictures of people holding guns on the cover.

Sorry I've just been informed that I have actually NOT written any blockbuster novels in the past five years, and possibly the past fifty. This alone makes me a cranky old geezer. All you young union writers need to GET OFF MY LAWN DAB NABBIT! Gene actually insisted that Kirk use the words 'dab nabbit' and I told Desi - stop being a stupid moron and tell your drunk wife to s top climbing my fence and running around my back yard in her underpants asking for a cigarette.'

Please distribute this to anywhere you want - I can't get a publisher to distribute ANYTHING I wrote for the past 15 years, so maybe this will help make me relevant again.

Lastly, DAMN YOU L RON HUBBARD!

JimmyJoe RedSky
by systemsbroom
Feb 15th, 2008
12:06:22 PM
my point isn't that censorship isn't a problem (although I would argue with your sweeping statements about "the world's problems" and their causes), it's that the relationship between changes in this *piece of advertising* and anything of any consequence is vanishingly small. And that there are big problems and issues out there (you touched on one with your example of the old lady and the lotion) that better warrant people's attention.

On a deeper level, what people are engaging in on this board is a lot of very unreflective thinking along the lines of: "Censorship is always really bad. Removal of guns from a trailer for a movie might be censorship. Ergo, there is something really bad about this trailer!", which is nonsense. It's commercial advertising, and even setting aside the fact that the people who put this together make all sorts of selections of material and composition choices in order to appeal to the consumers they are targeting (which might mean eliminating a US flag in overseas ads, for example), even if this were censorship of the most egregious kind, so what? This is an advertisement whose sole purpose is to get you to buy a ticket to see this movie.

You can't simply call something art, call some manipulation of that art censorship, and thereby elevate the incident to some level of extreme importance when the underlying effect on anything real is negligible.

Nosferatu Jones makes good points
by monorail77
Feb 15th, 2008
12:06:30 PM
I would not be surprised at all if this were merely an aethetic decision because its the first "reveal" of Indy in the trailer. Also, Miss Teen North Carolina should be called upon to orate upon thie situation of U.S. Americans who sadly have a lack of pointed guns, and such.
Frankenbastard
by systemsbroom
Feb 15th, 2008
12:13:05 PM
Slippery slope arguments are only relevant if you can demonstrate some pathway and some likelihood that that pathway will be followed whereby the negligible ill will progress into a consequential ill.

And then of course, if you are acting rationally, you discount the potential future consequential ill by the likelihood that it will never be realized and *then* you compare it with all the bad shit that is *actually happening* in the world, and make some sort of decision about which problem to turn your attention to. If you really think that this movie-trailer cgi gun issue is worth your attention and effort, and all the hyperbolic stuff getting spouted around here, then I'd say your judgment is rather questionable.

Kloipy
by systemsbroom
Feb 15th, 2008
12:18:02 PM
tip of the hat to you.
systemsbroom
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:19:16 PM
thank you sir
Typical Moriarty
by krack
Feb 15th, 2008
12:19:24 PM
Uses CHUD as a source when AICN's own talkbackers were discussing the CGI pants hours earlier (with the same image). As for the AICN chatroom? They should just change the name of that to "Moriarty's parents' basement for emo kids" cause it's the same 6 Hollywood wanna-be's in there all day and night.
I KNEW I shouldn't have bought a Springfield XD-9 yesterday..
by IAmJack'sUserID
Feb 15th, 2008
12:22:48 PM
Somebody goes crazy and guns down people in Illinois and the Indy trailer gets edited...WTF.
Awww systemsbroom…
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:27:26 PM
You really had me cheering for ya and nodding my head yes till you used the term “bad shit” then you lost me. You just came off eloquently retarded, as if you copied it off the fine print of a Nintendo Wii users manual. I’m guessing you’re a rep for Blockbuster. But what do I know I think censorship of any kind is evil. Wait till they try to ban your porn then it will make a difference huh? I’m one of those nuts that wants to fix all the “bad shit” in the world.
Kloipy...
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:29:24 PM
I was one of those free thinking weirdo’s that thought the war was maybe just a tad bit of an overkill and a terrible thing.
iamjack
by ArcadianDS
Feb 15th, 2008
12:29:51 PM
Clearly the Illinois gunman was watching the international trailer yesterday afternoon, and it caused him to do such horribad things.

Oh save us Industrial Lights Thats Magic! Save us from our potential for evil with your Magical Lights - thats INDUSTRIAL!

Who Cares?
by Ratphink
Feb 15th, 2008
12:30:07 PM
I don't really care much as it's just a trailer. I think things get manipulated all the time in trailers to generate interest in a film. How many times have scenes cut from films been in trailers? Now, if it appears this way in the theatrical release, that's another story, as the Euro trailer doesn't have this problem.
My new favorite talkback game:
by Dwide Shrewd
Feb 15th, 2008
12:30:10 PM
Enter a search string for naughty words and count them. So far in this TB, "fuck" and derivations thereof has been used 63 times. Not bad. "Cunt", on the other hand, has only been used 3 times. Come on, you fucking cunts, Jane Fonda wants more of that cunty goodness!
yeah I thought that way too Frankenbastard
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:31:32 PM
but I got more upset over the war than I did about guns being removed from a movie trailer. I know blockbuster censors their movies, so I choose not to rent from them, simple as that. Some people just don't give a fuck though so they will rent from it. I'm not for censorship but there are a lot more important things to be upset about that actually deserve our time to fight about
fucktastically full of cuntified coolness...
by just pillow talk
Feb 15th, 2008
12:33:50 PM
that's what I hope for this movie.

Do I get bonus points for using both Dwide?

oh fucktastically
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:34:49 PM
what a wonderful cunting phrase. cunts taints cunty ass cunt fucks and cunts
Agreed Kloipy
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:36:50 PM
100 percent. I like ya man.
BriansLife and others:
by Nosferatu Jones
Feb 15th, 2008
12:37:01 PM
If the guns in the original shot shown above are SO offensive...

1) Why even bother showing them when they surround Indiana Jones in that overhead shot in the trailer?

2) Why do they digitally INSERT a gun into the hands of a soldier in the background, after taking them out of the foreground?

3) Why do they actually show guns being USED only second later in the trailer (in the warehouse)?

4) If the guns make everyone so nervous, why do they include a shot of soldiers almost being blown to bits, after being caught in an explosion?

Again, if the GUNS were so offensive, why is the rest of the trailer FILLED with them and other violent scenes? Lucas is now notorious for digitally "tweaking" scenes in his movies... the international trailer probably went out first, and they decided that the American version needed to be "punched-up" a little bit, since Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones are now American icons.

I really don't see any sort of conspiracy here. I think they just wanted your full attention of the first new image of Indiana Jones, and NOT on the guns shoved in his face. Sorry, folks. That's how I read this.

Ratphink
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:38:35 PM
Well said Ratphink. We'll just have to see. Hey man want to go see it when it comes out?
systemsbroom, this is a movie site...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 15th, 2008
12:38:58 PM
... thats why we are talking about this stuff - i get even more annoyed when it comes to more pressing issues (in the world) - no one is comparing this to "all the other bad shit in the world" as you say - obviously, there are more pressing issues - you are free to go talk about them on another website - you said... "You can't simply call something art, call some manipulation of that art censorship, and thereby elevate the incident to some level of extreme importance when the underlying effect on anything real is negligible." - sure i can - it is art, the manipulation is censorship (the proof is in the fact that europe didnt remove the guns), it is "important" because the "underlying effect" is on the "real" issue of not addressing a problem responsibly - rather, pretending to by shoving the american flag in our faces and erasing a few guns form a picture
INDIANA JONES AND THE AICN NON-STORY!
by Rickey Henderson
Feb 15th, 2008
12:41:17 PM
So Paramount's film trailer editing team makes a change to frame Indy, and Moriarty goes apeshit. Am I getting this right? How about some serious complaints? You know, about how the CGI in that cliffside car chase looks a like an awful videogame?
Harry made the wrong choice, and here's why...
by BGDAWES
Feb 15th, 2008
12:41:56 PM
http://www.joblo.com/hd-dvd-a- goner
Kloipy, no shit...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 15th, 2008
12:43:04 PM
"there are a lot more important things to be upset about that actually deserve our time to fight about" - yeah, but not in a talkback about the suspected censorship of guns from an Indiana Jones trailer - considering what this site is about, i think this is news worthy and deserves some attention - or am i nuts?
JimmyJoe RedSky
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:43:59 PM
what we were saying is that, because of the fact that people have seemed to do little to nothing about some of the crazy shit that goes on in this world, it's almost a puny worthless fight to get so upset over a second worth of guns in a shot. I'm just saying we should pick our battles wisely. Especially when we have such a large forum to maybe get people interested in standing up for something that is worth standing up for
do you really think that Lucas or Spielberg just
by Kloipy
Feb 15th, 2008
12:47:41 PM
let this happen without any knowledge of it? If the MPAA told them they couldn't put the guns in there, they could have said "No, i won't risk my artistic freedom just to appeal to you" but in fact if the MPAA told them they couldn't have the guns in and then they went and took them out, than you know who to place the blame on. IF you want to sit around and talk about the merits of your 'art' then by God you should stand up for them no matter what
I thought MPAA LIKED guns..?
by Experiment 626
Feb 15th, 2008
12:47:50 PM
It's gay sex they don't like. Guns and US Military they DO like. Innit that it? I think Spielberg took it out cos it opens for a kids film...
Again, I agree with Nosferatu Jones
by monorail77
Feb 15th, 2008
12:48:17 PM
Well put, again. It just doesn't add up to censorship or an overly protective MPAA or studio when you look at the trailer as a whole. Its all about context, I think. I'm glad they made the CGI edits for 2 reasons: 1: It likely made the Indy reveal more striking. 2: "CGI Pants" is now a hilarious internet phenomenon, right up there with "Muthafuckin Snakes on a Muthafuckin Plane" and "Its a Lion, Its Huge"
One trailer to rule them all...
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:53:40 PM
Look, just make one trailer and give it to the entire world. How hard is that?
Nosferatu Jones
by ricarleite
Feb 15th, 2008
12:54:39 PM
Because that was obscured on the original shot. If Spielberg wanted the american trailer to focus more on Indy, he would have chosen the "Part time" shot to open it. Moron.
at least
by Stevie Grant
Feb 15th, 2008
12:54:52 PM
they didn't replace the guns with walkie-talkies
what's the big deal?!
by RustyStardust
Feb 15th, 2008
12:55:43 PM
my god, talk about nit picky. indiana jones is back! and, all you can talk about is cgi pants?! snoooooze....
Not a good trailer.
by Kid Idioteque
Feb 15th, 2008
12:57:00 PM
It accomplished the absolute minimum. It made me smile. I didn't get up and start screaming and jumping around the room. I wish it made me do that. I didn't really notice the CGI even after reading this article, but whatever. I'm still looking forward to the movie, but the concept just seems kind of tired now. But I still smiled when that theme music kicked in. How could anyone not?
Pants...
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
12:57:54 PM
Dude the word pants is the greatest fucking word in the English language, it always has been. I think “Who died and made you Mr. censored pants” would have been a better title though. One of the best lines in the Terminator is “that son of a bitch took my pants”. Don’t believe me, just watch it and try not to smile.
Walkie Talkies
by Frankenbastard
Feb 15th, 2008
01:00:18 PM
Shit i forgot about that Stevie Grant. And we saw how the public came out in droves to see the re release of ET huh? Hmmm the plot thickens.
The MPAA are raging fucking lunatics
by Spamster
Feb 15th, 2008
01:03:00 PM
Who gave them this power? Why haven't they been disbanded yet? They are a relic of another time, to be buried and forgotten. They should have stuffed the ratings board in the coffin with Valenti!
EXCELLENT FUCKING REPORTING MORIARTY
by heyscot
Feb 15th, 2008
01:10:47 PM
What the fuck?!?! This is absurd! WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU DON'T CGI INDY OR RAY WINSTONE'S PANTS BECAUSE OF THAT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!??!
LINK FOR THE BRAZILIAN TRAILER
by gutogmga
Feb 15th, 2008
01:20:49 PM
Here it´s the link for the international/ portuguese subtitled trailer: http://cinema.uol.com.br/ultno t/2008/02/14/ult4332u656.jhtm Yeah, it´s true. There are some differences between the US and international version. Mainly the guns and the big american flag -the flag would automaticaly create a negative feeling towards the movie in many countries. Sorry, but it´s true.
Moriarty...
by Embeedeuce
Feb 15th, 2008
01:22:43 PM
You're such a hater. (j/k)
See, THIS is what happens when ppl bitch about TEMPLE OF DOOM
by Mike_D
Feb 15th, 2008
01:23:23 PM
we get shitty CGI movies with the guns taken out.
So elbowing a guy in the face is okay...
by anchorite
Feb 15th, 2008
01:23:28 PM
but pointing a gun isn't? What the hell is the MPAA up to? Or is it Spielberg? After all, he digitally altered ET to remove the guns and replace them wit