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FIRST?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:03:04 AM
Can it be?
Yeah Baby!
by Rando Calrisian
Feb 14th, 2008
08:03:37 AM
Damn player wont play the damn thing
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:04:07 AM
always get a damn error message
This thread will explode in 3....2...1
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:04:52 AM
Let the games begin (again)...
TOO BAD THE HOVITOS DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE I DO, BELLOQ
by acorvey25
Feb 14th, 2008
08:05:33 AM
???
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:06:25 AM
What was that about anyway?
cool
by BMacSmith
Feb 14th, 2008
08:06:44 AM
cool
by BMacSmith
Feb 14th, 2008
08:06:46 AM
when i watch this trailer...
by drJames
Feb 14th, 2008
08:07:01 AM
my mind turns to that of a 12 yr old.
damn it
by Bouncy X
Feb 14th, 2008
08:07:23 AM
now i gotta wait til i get home from work to see it properly.....government internet connections arent entirely reliable...lol
Yeah, I hate the Yahoo link - my office always Fraks it up...
by Abin Sur
Feb 14th, 2008
08:07:36 AM
Anybody got a direct download link to an HD version? Anybody??
Have not seen it yet...
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:08:00 AM
I just can't wait to hear how much people hate it or how much they love it.
I LOVE IT
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:08:38 AM
still!
Semi off-topic but...
by Jonah Echo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:09:03 AM
has anyone here seen Jumper? I was planning to see that this weekend, but if it isnt any good(21% fresh at Rotten Tomatoes right now) I might just go check out Spiderwick(actually pretty good) with this trailer. If nothing else, it will be like a blast back to my childhood.
SCROTUM FEVER
by MelvintheMopBoy
Feb 14th, 2008
08:09:44 AM
You heard it here, first.
Holy Jeebus!
by Baron Merlot
Feb 14th, 2008
08:09:45 AM
That was sweet to see. I gots the goose-pimples. Indy's still Indy, but slipping a bit due to age which is just perfect.
Oh, and..
by Jonah Echo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:09:52 AM
Indy has just jumped to my most anticipated summer movie.
load load load load load load
by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
08:11:08 AM
despite the fact that I already watched the bootlegged thing, which was slightly disappointing, I'm still excited...I must go completely nuts, that's it. I hope Indy's part-time comment sounds a bit better in this version...
Trailer is immaculate in HD!
by acorvey25
Feb 14th, 2008
08:11:13 AM
Fuck the haters. I hope your faces melt like the Nazi scum you are.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Goosebumps
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:11:30 AM
on my arm!
Very Nice!
by spiderinside
Feb 14th, 2008
08:11:31 AM
I would like to make love explosion on this trailer's stomach. Great Success!!!
I'm speechless.
by gotilk
Feb 14th, 2008
08:11:50 AM
That was beautiful. brb... gonna grab my ass off the ceiling real quick.
Oh my god
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
08:12:32 AM
That looked SO fucking sexy
TOO INDY-Y
by henrydalton
Feb 14th, 2008
08:12:59 AM
y-y-y-y.
praise be
by filmcoyote
Feb 14th, 2008
08:13:14 AM
that does look great. Indy, Batman, R2-ET (sorry Wall-E), Pineapple Express - this is going to one hellacious summer
NEED Direct download link
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
08:14:05 AM
MY KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL FOR A DIRECT DOWNLOAD!!
Valentine Day: I´m in love with this teaser
by CuervoJones
Feb 14th, 2008
08:14:19 AM
And this movie´s teaser is ok too.
Can't wait
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:14:22 AM
So far so good, still have not seen the trailer but I like what I'm hearing. Would that be crazy if everyone on here actually liked the trailer??
Cinematography wise....
by Cagliostro
Feb 14th, 2008
08:15:23 AM
It's the closest looking to Raiders. CGI is a little weird but no more so than the matte lines around the water on the cliff face in Temple.
What a stiff
by Lazarus Long
Feb 14th, 2008
08:16:07 AM
Come on, Ford can't even sell the funny lines anymore. It's not that he looks to old, where's the charm? Plus we get some kind of Die Hard gymnastic bullshit? I'm not sold.
It says it's ot a file that quicktime understands
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
08:16:08 AM
What the heck!?!
I Just Peed Myself
by cowboyone
Feb 14th, 2008
08:17:45 AM
I felt like I was 12 all over again. Screw the age-ists. HF is the man! (The addition of all the new tech and special FX ain't gonna hurt either!)Cannot wait for opening day! Thank you George and Steven!!
direct hd link?!!
by brando76
Feb 14th, 2008
08:17:53 AM
someone have a direct link in hd to download on my pc the trailer? INDY IS BACK, i hope for another trilogy... FORD IS GREAT i want hem i more movies...before the series pass to Shia... i want just FORD!!!! he's the core of this movies!!!
Downloadable?
by Bono Luthor
Feb 14th, 2008
08:18:09 AM
How? Anyone got a link of know if it's possible. I want to put it on the big screen!
Indiana Jones and the Self-Fulfilling Prophecy of Doom
by jwnulife
Feb 14th, 2008
08:18:30 AM
Yeah, "This ones for the fans" and "very little CGI" my ass. Whatever Steve. Is this surprising? 10 years ago, this would have been a great trailer. Now it just feels old and stale like every other cinematic turd shat out by a major studio. Oh, and the dialogue is truly wretched.
Indy is back!
by ballyhoo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:19:19 AM
Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass! Bad ass!
That's May 22nd Sorted....
by jpdisco
Feb 14th, 2008
08:19:23 AM
It looks fucking rad.
mmhhhh
by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
08:20:00 AM
Ok, that was much better than the bootlegged experience. Why? Because I actually could see Indy's frakking face. Love the way Indy is grabbing his head in the beginning. Gotta see it again...
Direct Link here:
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:20:13 AM
"davestrailerpage.co.uk", just add three w's in front of that.

It will be online shortly!

The only thing I don't like...
by Mosquito March
Feb 14th, 2008
08:20:17 AM
...is the Michael Bay trailer music over the first half. It sounds like an ad for ARMAGEDDON 2, especially when you see the American flag waving.

by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
08:20:44 AM
grabbing his HAT..
the answer is "PART TIME"!
by brando76
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:18 AM
great answer!!!
If you get a QT error just click the link again
by mattmcd
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:23 AM
It usually works the second time.
You're asking for trouble
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:26 AM
if you knock Indy Jones' hat off.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Chevron_Engaged
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:29 AM
I have been waiting way to long for that and it didn't suck. Need to watch it a couple thousand more times.
Hmm, I don't think that Lucas and Spielberg
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:29 AM
did cut that trailer personally. Just my opinion, though.
Node32774
by dropofahat
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:45 AM
His reponse was: "Part time".
I have one issue....
by Doc_Hudson
Feb 14th, 2008
08:22:06 AM
All the previous films have extensive outdoor scenes,.....this one looks to have the CGI cam'd(waterfall) stuff that Lucas loves,..... You know the kind,....show a CGI world,...as an establish,...then quick cut to a scene you know is a set. Crusade was plaugued with this,....and this looks to be the same. Short of that,...it's Dr. Jones show,....and Ill see it!
Awesome
by tile_mcgillus
Feb 14th, 2008
08:22:45 AM
Can't wait.
I absolutely agree, Mosquito March
by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
08:22:54 AM
what the hell where they thinking using this shit? generally the beginning is a bit too much, with those "whooosh,whooosh" sounds added to the footage of the previous films. And then the American flag.... ?!???
I couldnt help but
by ChrisVenom
Feb 14th, 2008
08:23:32 AM
grin when the Raiders march played.Man that was great. 97 days and counting...
my pants...
by limpl0uie
Feb 14th, 2008
08:23:43 AM
I think I've stained them.
Nice music..
by Spyhunter
Feb 14th, 2008
08:23:54 AM
Always love hearing the Children of Dune music in trailers, I think that's where it's from.
okay....
by Vespalad
Feb 14th, 2008
08:24:23 AM
so we've got the warehouse from the end of Raiders (what's he getting out of there? the ark??) and we've got Roswell popping up in the trailer....please dont suck....
I loved when he picked up the hat...
by -=Shin=-
Feb 14th, 2008
08:24:48 AM
but it wasn't all I'd hoped for - I know Indy's a guy you can rely on to do the right thing, but I always enjoy the trouble he's aware it will cause him in his voice. The big enter-titles (inter-titles) seemed a little too good for him? Thank god we finally got another Indy though :D
Fun trailer, but Ford does sound pretty stiff
by SpyGuy
Feb 14th, 2008
08:25:23 AM
Harrison, I know you have the personality of five-day old toast in real life, but at least PRETEND like you can still emote and deliver a line.
Looks good indeed
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 14th, 2008
08:28:17 AM
cannot fucking wait; my #1 summer flick even more anticipated than TDK or Hellboy 2!
Ten Thousand Internets...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
08:28:42 AM
...to the person who provides us with a direct download link!
Nthing Wrong With Using The US Flag
by Jayded1138
Feb 14th, 2008
08:29:39 AM
Not for symbolic purposes of any sorts just a anchor for the time frame and locale of the beginning of the movie.
I will literally blow anyone with a direct link
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
08:30:16 AM
Srsly
Cool as hell....
by digginjim
Feb 14th, 2008
08:31:01 AM
but the idea of aliens still bugs me... just doesn't feel like sci-fi should be part of Indy's world... but heck, the trailer looked great!
Complete awesomeness
by Kragmose
Feb 14th, 2008
08:31:17 AM
REALLY GLAD FORD IS BACK
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
08:32:26 AM
He deserves a great Indy movie, and with Karen Allen around, this could have been it. But damn if Shia doesn't spoil the whole thing. I'm really dreading him, and it's a shame Spielberg and Lucas had to throw him in there.
I am Jack's deliriously happy inner child!!!!
by theneonsamurai
Feb 14th, 2008
08:33:39 AM
yes yes yes yes yes yyyesy yes!!! that was awsome. the grin!!! i thought it was closer!! part-time!!! shia doesn't look like a twat!
is it me?...It all looks very phoney...like an over-lit movie se
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
08:33:50 AM
i really want to be excited about this but that trailer left me underwhelmed.
I vividly remember...
by sapno_krei
Feb 14th, 2008
08:34:08 AM
...watching the first TV trailer during the final episode of Family Ties in 1989. I can still feel the excitement, and also the sadness of realizing Indy was going to ride off into the sunset forever. Seeing Indy again in this trailer, looking and sounding just like he should, has turned me into a 13 year-old boy again. Thanks to all involved for bringing the magic back!!
over-lit movie set
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
08:34:49 AM
oops titles get cut off.
SEEMS TO BE A BIT MUCH OF THE DIE HARD 4.0 STYLE CGI
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
08:35:42 AM
I liked old school Indy better when he wasn't swinging like Spider-Man.
Indiana Jones and the Impotent Haters
by CuervoJones
Feb 14th, 2008
08:36:06 AM
Buy some viagra and shut up. This teaser rocks.
Speed Fricassee
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:37:04 AM
You don't like the Last Crusade?? that movie is great. I'm not a huge fan of Temple of Doom that didn't really have much of a plot to me. Anyway hope this is great.
YOU COULD WARN THEM DR JONES
by newc0253
Feb 14th, 2008
08:37:30 AM
if only you spoke Hovitos.
Let's NOT Give Lucas Any Credit
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Feb 14th, 2008
08:37:50 AM
If this is a good film we must ALL resolve to laud Spielberg down to the 5th unit. Heck even praise Martha, George's ex.... But we must in no way acknowledge GL because he lucked into Indy Jones.
In HD at Indy.Com
by Laserbrain
Feb 14th, 2008
08:38:00 AM
:D
Calm, everyone: remember Phantom Menace
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:06 AM
The art of trailer-making (which is a different art to filmmaking) has developed to such a degree over the last twenty years that nowadays, NO action movie can possibly hope to live up to its own trailer. It pains me to have to explain this to (apparently) intelligent people - but it UPSETS me when intelligent people HAND OVER THEIR BRAINS AND MONEY to a MARKETING CAMPAIGN. So now let's look at some FACTS: 1. You have seen about a minute and a half of footage, designed by the best experts in the business to get you excited. Yes, it's fun - but it's NOT the movie. 2. The MOVIE itself (not the trailer - the MOVIE) has been made by three people who were at their best THIRTY years ago. The magic is long gone and they have proved this over and over again. 3. The basic premise of the movie was cooked up by George Lucas - Spielberg and Ford HATED it for years and refused to have anything to do with it. Now HATE is a strong word. The story must REALLY suck. 4. George Lucas came up with the story. George Lucas? Do I need to remind people? Do I REALLY need to write twenty pages explaining why this is wrong? 5. Spielberg and Ford were ready to shoot the Frank Darabont (Shawshank Redemption) script. Now THAT I would like to see. But Lucas rejected it so we get the Crystal Skull instead. 6. Like the Star Wars prequels, Lucas is continuing the franchise by introducing a 'family' element: Shia leBoeuf being Indy's son and Marion Ravenwood being Shia's mom. Just like the Brady Bunch. Aw, that's sweet. Hope they put in an adorable and comic housekeeper and some canned laughter too. 7. The history of resussitated franchises isn't exactly inspiring. I'd say there's a hit rate of one in twenty managing to come up to the level of the original. Lucas' invovlvement in this area needs no comment from me. 7. Lucas is involved. That's George Lucas, permanent nominee at the Razzie awards. And no, he doesn't care what you think.
I really don't get the LAST CRUSADE hate
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:34 AM
that movie was waaaay better than the kids party aka Temple of Boredoom
FleshMachine
by Merrick
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:40 AM
Funny, I actually omitted a few sentences referencing just that. I think *many* movies lack photographic subtlety these days - like what you're seeing in this trailer. Compare the texture/look of movies today to films of the 70s and 80s, for example. There's a *big* difference in their overall appearance. They look more like sitcoms now, instead of nuanced pieces of art.
Looks awesome!
by b15fliptop
Feb 14th, 2008
08:41:01 AM
And hey, Shia LaBufu didn't say "NO!" even once. Gotta be a record for him...
It's gonna be the best of all the Indy films!
by hypnotron
Feb 14th, 2008
08:41:17 AM
That's awesome! Roll on May!
yay...way to REPOST your posting AGAIN Merriman
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
08:41:32 AM
Still looks good to me....
I love
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
08:41:34 AM
people that let tiny nitpicks ruin an entire movie experience for them. Enjoy your disappointment, I won't have any.
did anybody notice the cg pants?
by elcapullo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:42:03 AM
in Indy's sidekick? Take a closer look when they're both holding their hands up, and you will notice that they CG'ed Indy's sidekick from the waist down for some reason...strange.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Part 2: Return of the Stupid
by jwnulife
Feb 14th, 2008
08:43:22 AM
O.K. this is NOT a good teaser. Ironically, The Last Crusade, while most certainly the worst of the trilogy had one of the best teasers ever. But Speed Fricassee is right. Too much jokey dialogue. I don't need to see another Last Crusade.
My pants are also CG...
by Abin Sur
Feb 14th, 2008
08:44:04 AM
...to hide my enormous package. Zing!
Lets hope that Saint Steven
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
08:44:17 AM
Again finds the magic art of PACING. Jaws. the perfectly paced film. War of the Wars, after a great start, grinded to a halt. Pacing Steven, pacing.....
Why did you bother reposting that Merriman
by Lost Jarv
Feb 14th, 2008
08:44:39 AM
Everyone saw it on the other thread. Now you just look like a pedantic fuckmonkey.
Hopefully it wont be full of lame jokes aka Crusade
by Knobules
Feb 14th, 2008
08:45:37 AM
Looks good, if they keep the stupid one liners to a bare minimum that would be a big plus.
Lucas is a rather very large nitpick though
by MontyPigeon
Feb 14th, 2008
08:45:48 AM
He has a track record and people have wisened up to him.

Cheering on Spielberg all the way here and hoping for a home run. As for Lucas, send him on holiday if they make a 5th film.

GIDDY AS A MUFFUKKIN SCHOOLBOY
by pencil-man
Feb 14th, 2008
08:45:50 AM
I am, yes.
MERRICK
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
08:46:00 AM
Do you know if this was filmed in digital or film? I thought Spielberg was sticking with film forever.
Will this resurrect Ford's career
by Greenleaf1
Feb 14th, 2008
08:46:00 AM
Harrison Ford is probably in my top 5 favorite actors of all time list, but he has had a rough decade. I hope that this can bring him back to his former greatness and get him some good roles again.
Lol, Lost Jarv
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:46:30 AM
I meant, that really made my day!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:47:29 AM
Friggin' clicked on the "post" button too friggin' early...
I have effing goosbumps.
by fireclown
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:04 AM
I love this trailer. Please oh please don't let me down Lucas. Ace this and much will be forgiven.
FUCK YES
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:19 AM
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME...Just like I thought it was going to be. Screw all you dumbass haters...HARRISON FORD is the MAN! A bit too much CGI for my liking though...I thought they were keeping it to the minimum...? whatever...HELL YES DR JONES IS BACK
I have now
by Ruddy Heck
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:19 AM
rewatched this a bunch of times, each time expecting to be irritated by the CGI, and not once actually having been. I have remained staunch all along that the Berg is going to deliver big-time on Indy IV and this confirms it. I was so against CGI in this movie but now I see that it Spielberg's mission to use it for good and not evil. Berg, I love you man. Thankyou for bringing Indy back to me.
Anyone who didn't get excited watching that
by runfoodrun
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:43 AM
you are now invited to stop watching movies...or I hear there will be another Meet The Spartans coming out soon.
WHEN INDY CRASHED INTO THE TRUCK
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:49 AM
He actually stopped for a punchline before knocking out the badguys? That doesn't bode well at all.
AFAIK this is shot on real film
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:49:10 AM
and not digital.
JOHN HURT
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
08:49:14 AM
Oh, I'm pretty sure that that's John Hurt with Indy and Mac in the boat/jeep thing they're driving alongside a cliff.
Looks awesome!
by abovo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:49:18 AM
MERRIMAN why IS it that YOU type THE way YOU do?
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
08:50:13 AM
OR i SHOULD say REPOST the WAY you DO
Motoko, I don't get the Indy hate PERIOD
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
08:51:05 AM
I've seen all of the Indy films numerous times and I don't understand how anyone can hate any of them honestly. They are all great action/adventure films and I simply cannot imagine myself watching an Indy film and going "God, I hate this movie!" I am pretty sure that Speilberg wouldn't risk destroying the legacy of Indy. Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls is going to kick some serious fucking ass, so fuck you to all you jealous naysayers who couldn't direct a movie with the amount of talent in Spielberg's prostate. LONG LIVE INDY. I will be there on day one with my ticket, my coke, and my popcorn. WOOOOHOOO INDY IS BACK!!!! And to the guy who said that trailers can be deceiving, yes they can, but they can also be dead on too.
It looked like Jones...
by batmans_pants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:52:04 AM
but somehow for me, wasn't. I don't know if I want to see this now. I was pumped for a new Indie flick and was convinced that Mr Ford, despite his age could pull it off. The first time I watched it, I liked it. Second time round, seems less like Indina Jones. More like Harrison doing an impression of Indiana Jones. Sounds crazy, but I hope you get me.
Merriman Lyon
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
08:52:49 AM
Thats good stuff man, that's why I'm here. I come for the movies but stay for the real entertainment. So you will not see this movie? is that correct? are you going on the record today Feb 14th 2008 and saying you will not go see this film? I'm I understanding this correctly? Anyway that was a really good write up.
You want pedantic? I'll give you pedantic.
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
08:53:36 AM
Repost: was trying to put in paragraphs this time, at the request of Lost Jarv - didn't seem to work. People need space to breathe when they're reading a rant. Anyone know how to put in paragraphs? Anyway, here's a question: at one pont in the trailer there's this young guy running along the top of the crates, wearing Indy-style clothes. He jumps off the crates before they cut to a shot of Ford hanging from his whip. Who is the young guy, though? Is that supposed to be Shia?
Merrick...
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
08:53:36 AM
exactyl!...all the production stills for this had the same "too clean" look. I felt the same with the SW prequels. Among a zillion other problems, one was that everything felt very flat...not enough shadows, no grain...very non-dramatic lighting when compared to the first 3 films. I think a certain amount of grainy film and more natural lighting really helps suck you into the "reality" of a film. (raiders and star wars did exactly that). So far too much of this feels staged. of course we know it IS staged...but it shouldn't be obvious. This new Raiders (i assume) warehouse stuff is a perfect example...i know the end of raiders was largly a matte painting, but we bought it as being real (and awesome!). In these new shots I can almost feel the crew's presence and the caterers on the other side of the doors. But something about this seems to lack a certain organicness(?) that an indy film really should have. Don't get me wrong I'll still be first in line.
Or even...
by batmans_pants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:53:36 AM
Indiana Jones..."Indina Jones"..Pff. I am a dooofus.
Damn....
by Seany-Wan
Feb 14th, 2008
08:53:45 AM
I just started tearing up....at the scene where he misses the jeep and lands in the windshield. Still, the 10 year old in me is jumping for joy! Welcome back Indy, we missed you.
I hope he cut and pasted it.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 14th, 2008
08:53:46 AM
But he's such a shitheel he may have retyped it.
The Waterfalls are real!
by hypnotron
Feb 14th, 2008
08:54:38 AM
2nd unit perhaps?!
BringingSexyBack
by Merrick
Feb 14th, 2008
08:55:13 AM
I believe it was shot on film. Has that digital "look" though, don't it? Most of Kaminski's work seems to, though (MINORITY REPORT, A.I., WAR OF THE WORLDS). It all looks kinda processed to me.
Karen Allen
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
08:56:21 AM
The Ultimate Action MILF
batmans_pants
by Mosquito March
Feb 14th, 2008
08:56:28 AM
I've just watched it for thwe tenth time, and I'm having the same reaction. And it's not just how the trailer is cut or the music they use; it looks kinda plastic, and the jokes seem pretty forced. I will be there on opening day, but I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this one.
No, I won't be seeing this movie.
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
08:56:32 AM
That's right, J Lo. I've said it here before and the trailer doesn't change my mind. I'm not handing over my cash to Lucas again. I will however, come back here to say, 'I told you so' to the fanboys when they come back here crying after seeing the movie.
I told you last time
by Lost Jarv
Feb 14th, 2008
08:56:45 AM
Type < p > but leave out the spaces.
This trailer had me excited...
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
08:57:38 AM
until I saw the crate with Roswell New Mexico on it. What I don't understand is that the first and third films were based Christian based. The Ark and the Holy Grail. Now if this film has an alien skull, proving aliens exist that means Jesus and the Bible are wrong. WTF!?
Where is the download guys?
by Bono Luthor
Feb 14th, 2008
08:57:49 AM
I'm relying on you.
Ok, That 70s Venom
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
08:57:52 AM
I get your point and it is a good one. I really don't hate any of those Indy movies either, not even Temple of Boredoom. I just think that T.O.DOOM offers a bit too much kiddie stuff and therefore slightly annoys me. Just slightly.
WOTW DEFINITELY BLEW ME AWAY THOUGH...
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
08:58:55 AM
First time I saw the aliens, especially in the far background, I was like Whoaa!! (like what LeMadCow does) ...
Motoko
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
08:59:20 AM
but it had Snake Suprise and Monkey Brains and a heart rip-out scene. That should automatically boost it above Crusade
It would be much cooler if
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
08:59:44 AM
the Crystal Skull was an alien skull from the ALien movies. Indy finds the skull and then a Predator appears and theyfight. Alien vs predator vs Indy!
Not that it matters that much; but...
by jimmy rabbitte
Feb 14th, 2008
08:59:48 AM
Lucas' ex wife is Marcia... not Martha...

...I mean if you're gonna try to demoralize the guy you need to have the names right...

Indy Jones and the Pantomime of Doom
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
09:00:30 AM
I agree about the 'comic' timing before he delivers the line. "I thought it was closer". The two guys in the truck wait five seconds for him to say his punchline and then allow him to hit them. Now THAT is as bad as anything Lucas did in the Star Wars prequels: it's on the same level. Those two actors must have been embarrassed to be forced to act so unnaturally.
It kind of looked like a commercial
by memflix
Feb 14th, 2008
09:00:41 AM
I kept waiting for Jones to whip out his Mastercard. The action looks alright, but from the little bit seen, Ford seems to phoning it in. Never been a big fan of Koepp. Except for Echoes, his scripts have severe pacing problems. I'm excited, but worried.
Looool!!! It's 2008 and people still don't know
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:00:42 AM
how to put in paragraphs here!

ROFLMAO.

TOD HAD A LOT OF NATURAL FUN TO IT
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
09:01:02 AM
Especially with the Shorty scenes ... but out of the 3, it was the LEAST child-friendly Indy movie.
So, Short But Not Round
by skimn
Feb 14th, 2008
09:02:49 AM
wasn't too far off with his teaser description from a couple of weeks ago..the details are off but it was close...
And if I want advice from you, I'll ask for it, Lost Jarv
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
09:03:35 AM
And just for your condescension, I won't be bothering with paragraphs. Don't like my posts? Don't read 'em. I'm finished reading yours.
downloading hd from yahoo movies
by heks
Feb 14th, 2008
09:03:49 AM
For anyone having trouble downloading HD content from Yahoo movies, I suggest you get Quicktime Alternative and then download and install MOV Download Tool (http://www.codecguide.com/dow nload_other.htm#movdltool).

That will intercept the direct link to the movie and allow you to download the trailer.

Don't forget to remove the space that has probably been inserted in the url.
spoiler alert
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:04:03 AM
Indy dies in the end of this movie. Give's Shia his trademark hat and whip. Feels up Marion one last time
oooo, SNAP!
by jimmy rabbitte
Feb 14th, 2008
09:04:12 AM
THOSE SOUTH AMERICAN INDIANS LOOK LIKE THE APOCALYPTO CREW
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
09:04:38 AM
Those are some hardcore muhfuhs.
Cap'n Jack
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:05:01 AM
I believe it does. You think if aliens were to come to earth they would come with a bible in the glove box. Most Christians I know do not believe in Alien life becuase it does not mention it in the bible.
And Harry..
by skimn
Feb 14th, 2008
09:05:14 AM
..why the American Beauty animation? You didn't have an Indiana Jones animation in the archives??
Looks Great
by Danny Crane
Feb 14th, 2008
09:06:00 AM
I love the look of it. Reminds me of the old ones. Have high hopes now.
fair enough
by Lost Jarv
Feb 14th, 2008
09:06:11 AM
KLOIPY
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
09:07:06 AM
That ending would make me cry. Only because Shia becomes the next Indy. I really, really hate Lucas.
I told you so
by Ruddy Heck
Feb 14th, 2008
09:08:04 AM
Why is anyone who wants to 'told you so' fanboys on this movie even bothering to post? This movie is what we have all been waiting for -Genuinely talented and brilliant producers, writers, directors and actors making a new movie with truly classic sensibilities. This film may actually be more relevant today than Raiders was all those years ago! Just have a bit of faith and allow yourselves to get excited about SS, GL and HF together again for the last time... You know you want to...
Please tell me you don't want all those damn smoke machines
by Mister Man
Feb 14th, 2008
09:08:10 AM
Nothing sucks worse than a bunch of "atmospheric smoke." I love the crisp, clean look - especially of films in the 40s, 50s Technicolor period. Perhaps it's evoking the cinematic time era, I dunno. But, you know you have a hack director, when he/she pumps the room full of smoke, making it look like the set is on fire. Love the looks of this film.
Can't wait to see this...
by 69DUDE
Feb 14th, 2008
09:08:13 AM
...on Paramount Blu-Ray Disc!! ;)
Actually, Rat Fink...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:08:13 AM
...Raiders was Judeo (or Judeo-Christian, if you want to force the issue), whereas Crusade was strictly Christian.

But how on Earth do aliens refute the Bible?

Indianapolis Shia and the Temple of Little Peril
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:09:10 AM
Rat Fink,
by I Dunno
Feb 14th, 2008
09:09:20 AM
Number one, the existence of aliens doesn't prove the Bible wrong. Most of our current scientific knowledge did that already

Two, you skipped Temple of Doom. That was more contradictory to the Judeo-Christian nature of the other films than mere aliens.

Merriman Lyon, no one gives a rat's ass whether or not you're going to see this film. Hanging out in a TB for a film you're not interested in makes you look like a sad souche though.

WTF???? Did George Lucas direct this????
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
09:09:30 AM
wow....Speilberg used to understand comic timing and visual tone. I hope that "missed swing" gag is edited better in the film..at the very least indy should have knocked out the bad guys THEN said that silly line, bad feeling indeed.
Terrible... F
by iRovr
Feb 14th, 2008
09:10:27 AM
No goosebumps whatsoever. This has to be the worst teaser ever concocted by Spielberg or Lucas. There's no flow to it, no love for the mythology, no respect for the character. I will, of course, be one of the first in my circle of friends to see it - but I can't say that I am excited anymore after seeing that. This feels like a DOA effort that will do nothing but tarnish what I consider to be a favorite part of my childhood. What a let-down.
douche, that is
by I Dunno
Feb 14th, 2008
09:10:42 AM
@BSB, concerning TOD
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:11:01 AM
Imho, TOD was the most child-friendly of the trilogy. The story about child labour of course isn't but the overall movie is. Why are there so many kids in it? And Short Round, that little annoying brat, is the most kid-friendly comic relief character I've seen (in an Indy movie).
Raiders Relic=Judaism
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:12:10 AM
Temple=Hinduism, Last Crusade=Christianity, Crystal Skull=Scientology?????????
The Bible claims
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:12:14 AM
GOD created everything (supposedly) nowhere does it say, On the 8th day GOD created little green men that lived two galaxy's down. I for one am a man of science and believe in alien life. I think there are other intelligent life forms out there and they may very well believe in some higher power but I'd be willing to bet it's completely different than any of the religions on earth.
The Adventures of Mutt Williams??
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
09:13:31 AM
thats Shia's character...you think they'll pass the torch and start a new series?
Motoko...
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:14:13 AM
... how is ripping a dude's heart out of his chest kiddie stuff? I will admit, I watched the movie when I was a kid, just like with Raiders and Last Crusade but it doesn't mean it was a kiddie movie. I respect your opinion though.
Aliens and the Bible
by Mosquito March
Feb 14th, 2008
09:14:34 AM
The hilarious thing about this debate is that an advanced civilization capable of traversing the vast distances required for interstellar travel probably wouldn't be silly enough to believe in 'God'.
Interesting point, Samuel Fulmer
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:14:46 AM
really
My Grandad tried to swing using a whip
by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too
Feb 14th, 2008
09:15:08 AM
It tore his shoulder out his socket - his lost control of his bowels soiling himself all the way down to his legs and was left hanging moaning for 20 seconds till his grip gave out. Thank god Harrison has CG and wires.
Mosquito March
by batmans_pants
Feb 14th, 2008
09:15:18 AM
I'll be there opening day too pissing myself with excitement. But I have this strange feeling that I'm going hope sad. Hope were both wrong!
MOTOKO
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
09:15:20 AM
I get what you're saying in that TOD has a lot of kids (Shorty, the Maharaja, the slaves) but of all the Indy movies, it's really the last you wanna bring children to watch, with all the monkey brains and heart procedures and stuff. And I disagree about Short Round - he totally rocks. He is definitely Indy's spiritual successor, not Amish Fonzie LeBeef.
Can we now get a new Remo Williams movie?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:16:15 AM
Fred Willard isn't busy at the moment.
Rat Fink
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:16:37 AM
It doesn't say anything in the Bible about galaxies at all, yet we know they exist. It doesn't say anything about the mineral-feeding, sunlight-shunning creatures at the bottom of the sea either, yet they exist.

It's only fundamentalist Christians and Muslims who see a conflict. Most other religious people do not.

Temple of Doom caused the PG13 rating
by FleshMachine
Feb 14th, 2008
09:16:50 AM
because it was considered less kid friendly. the heart whipping the child whipping etc..
That 70s Venom...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:16:56 AM
is respect your opinion, too! :-)

And you have a good point there with the heart-ripping thingie, though I also admit that I watched that flick as a fourth-grader. Unfortunately not in a theatre but "only" on VHS...

I feel bad for all the overly cynical haters here...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:10 AM
And yet Lord knows every last one of you will be in that damn theater seat on May 22. Raiders is my all time favorite movie. I've seen all of the Young Indy flicks, have read all the novels - I was so nervous that this tteaser would let me down in fact I couldn't imagine it living up to my expectations and yet it blew me away. I love the look. Ford looks and sounds great as does Shia. These movies are a throw back to the old serials. Even Raiders had those over the top moments where a quip is thrown out in the most unrealistic time, but there was enough darkness, enough seriousness and enough of a human quality to the characters that made us all care. Sometimes I think some of you make up your minds to talk shit and NOTHING could have ever changed your minds. Thats sad. Do yourselves a favor and allow yourself to be entertained like the days back before you could get on some website and give your opinions like someone gives a shit. Before you could try to be the "cool different" one thats DOESN'T like what everyone else does. As for me, I had goosebumps and a big goofy smile on my face when I watched it. And I think I will for a while.
STEVEN SPIELBEG I LOVE.
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:34 AM
I want to make make babies with you. I want to do it to you all night long. Signed, an otherwise straight male.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:51 AM
I expect to find no knowledge at all in your little book.
Cap n' Jack
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:52 AM
Yes I do.
FleshMachine, I disagree...
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:54 AM
I think that when he said "I thought that was closer" it was perfect timing because the 2 guys were still in shock about what happened so he still had time to punch them out. Indy is used to doing shit like that but those other 2 henchmen aren't used to that shit so they were stunned by it. Besides, if he said the line after he punched them it would've been too late and it wouldn't have worked as well. Besides that, if you watch that part of the trailer again, you can obviously see that it was heavily edited for the trailer because when he is swinging down the truck is going the other way so that prior scene may not even go with the subsequent scene the way it showed it. I highly doubt the two go together like that.
Merriman Lyon
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:56 AM
I'm going to be checking back in May to see if you give in. If you don't go see this movie you will truely be a badass in my eyes.
yahoo stinks
by ZO
Feb 14th, 2008
09:17:59 AM
.
TheBloop
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:19:01 AM
I wouldn't mind a Fred Willard Remo flick, but shouldn't they at least give Fred Ward a call first?
That's a valid point, BringingSexyBack
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:19:17 AM
and I totally get what you're saying. But I always thought about that monkey brain scene as one of the more childish, naive moments in TOD.
And Jesus Christ ...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:19:27 AM
Since when is the American Flag waving in a movie a bad thing?
DocPazuzu
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:19:36 AM
It doesn't mention beacuse the people that wrote the bible were to stupid to know they existed.
Shia=Jones Jr
by batmans_pants
Feb 14th, 2008
09:19:48 AM
His name is "Mutt" in the movie. Henry jones Jr chose "Indiana" After his dog. Could this film be a handover from old adventurer to new little shit? Oh god. Pass me my rifle. Is it loaded?
JLo
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:20:01 AM
Of course he's going to see it, but do you think he'd ever admit it? Or that he liked it after painting himself into a corner like that? Not a chance.
irover...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:20:05 AM
I think we watched a different trailer. You are way off.
You speak of the one that will
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:20:33 AM
bring balance to the force. Do you believe it's this.......................... .............................. ..............boy????????????
Alien Angle?
by mooseaka
Feb 14th, 2008
09:20:33 AM
I've been trying my best to avoid any plot spoilers about this movie whatsoever, so even the use of the word "Alien" came as a surprise to me. Call me sensitive, but I wish I didn't even hear about that. I didn't see anything in the Teaser that suggest aliens, so um, spoiler warning?
Rat Fink
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:21:00 AM
So, couldn't they have been "too stupid" to know about the possibility of alien life as well then?
ALL HATER SHOULD DIE DIE DIE !
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
09:21:12 AM
I expect anyone not liking this trailer to get shot in Columbine by your local geek who think he is superior to the movies. DIE NAZI SCUM !
Mutt Williams and the Temple of
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:21:58 AM
poorly made Rear Window rip-offs.
jones1899, you put it perfectly
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:22:06 AM
I agree 200% with what you said man. People need to quit bitching and just enjoy what is sure to be a wonderful film.
Err...if you want to avoid ANY spoiler whatsoever
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
09:22:37 AM
than why on earth do you read a thread like this in the first place???
I'm Christian and I believe in aliens
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:23:04 AM
Just because it's not mentioned outright as in "here's the part with the Greys, Jesus." ROman 3:18, doesn't mean that their aren't aliens. Look at some of the creatures in the Bible like the creature that Ezekial meets or a lot of the things from Revelation. I believe that God created everything. And that there has to be life on other worlds and if it is highly more advanced than us, who is to say that they don't have their own form of Bible. It's also funny to hear people say they believe in aliens but they can't believe in God. When the universe is so vast and so beyond our understanding and yet we still claim to know it all. I don't even care if you believe in the Christian God, but how can you not believe that there isn't a creator(s)? I think that's kind of small minded.
It looks digital because...
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
09:23:47 AM
You downloaded it on digital HD ! Morons !
Indy + Aliens = Great Idea
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:24:04 AM
Indy has already dealt with all of the temporal shit. It's time for him to come face-to-face with some otherworldly shit, like aliens. I am psyched to see how they pull it off. :)
DocPazuzu
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:24:33 AM
Exactly. They were, which means the bible was written by people, its a collection of stories. They didn't know about space and planets so they didn't include it. None of it is the word of GOD.
Rick Click the Damn Links and Save as .mov!
by HollyW00d
Feb 14th, 2008
09:24:52 AM
Fools
LOL Motoko
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:06 AM
You have a great point there. For you people who want to avoid any spoilers, for God's sake get the FUCK off this site right NOW. LOL.
That was... underwhelming
by GodMars
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:09 AM
The trailer reeked of a bad Star Wars prequel. Don't get me wrong, I'll be rushing to the theater to see this movie, but, the trailer really killed alot of the excitement I had.
I pity you cynics!
by hypnotron
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:22 AM
What a joyless experience the movies must be for you! This trailer has all the idiosyncrasies of the other Indy films! Beautiful cinematography, great action, humor, awesome soundtrack! As for CGI - so what! It makes more possible visually and can broaden the scope of the action... You people only seem to think CGI is a bad thing if George Lucas is involved in the movie! And I loved the prequels! Great movies in their own right - and that is why I pity you cynics - for not being able to see things on their own merit, only in reference to your own selfish wants!
Go Indy!
by Korrom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:38 AM
Yeah! That Trailer is sweet. Seems like my theater will have to make room 'cause come may and Indy, I'll be moving in for a week or two.
Kloipy
by critch
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:39 AM
It's not small minded to not believe in a creator. I think it's small minded to believe that some 'santa claus in the sky' being just poofed us all into existence one day out of boredom.
I really hope that when they find the aliens
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:43 AM
in this film, Indy, Mutt, and Marion have a dance number with the aliens and Will Smith shows up singing, "Here come the Men in Black, to help you to remember." That would be almost as brillant as Lucas casting Jake Lloyd in Phantom Menace.
jones1899
by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:25:44 AM
Since we Americans are now the 'bad guys' in the world, flying our flag in movies is just going to piss people off even more. We really have nothing to be proud of these days.

by HollyW00d
Feb 14th, 2008
09:26:12 AM
Here's the 720p link, make it clickable and save as mov instead of dll http://playlist.yahoo.com/make playlist.dll?sid=58002462&sdm= web&pt=rd
GodMars
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:26:25 AM
You just said that you will be rushing to the theater to see the movie, so it doesn't matter if it killed your excitement or not. They will still get your money. Mission accomplished. :)
Look, someone remembers how to direct action!
by Pdorwick
Feb 14th, 2008
09:26:30 AM
It makes you realise how bad the blockbuster shit is that we've had to stomach over the past 15 years. God, this two minute alone is better than all the Spiderman movies and all the Michael Bay garbage combined.
Kloipy
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:26:36 AM
I do believe in a higher power. I just don't believe in you so called GOD but I do belive there is something else.
Looks damned good
by Cletus Van Damme
Feb 14th, 2008
09:27:44 AM
I'm there.
Node32774
by Samuel Fulmer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:28:08 AM
But the Snakara stones would be considered Hindu relics right? The Thugee cult would be the equivalent of the Nazis in Raiders and Grail, using the relics for an evil purpose.
You crackheads...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:28:14 AM
...moaning over Indy's quip (more of a spoken-out-loud reflection on Indy's part) - I'll bet you just cringe in anguish when Indy shares a giggle with the Nazi in Raiders before punching his bitch ass out the door of that truck.

Please.

I'm sick of people who read these TBs and cry about
by I Dunno
Feb 14th, 2008
09:28:38 AM
spoilers. And if the main theme of the movie is about aliens, do you really think you would be able to avoid that all the way to opening day?
Jones'n for Dr Jones!!!! YEAH!!!!
by aboriginal
Feb 14th, 2008
09:29:09 AM
CANNOT WAIT! This will be the best damn thing in a looooong time.
According to Huckabee
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:29:14 AM
the world is 6,000 years old. Give me a break. Go look at carbon dating you idiot.
DocPazuzu my bad
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:29:17 AM
I thought Fred Ward was Fred Willards's stunt double, my bad. I'd be happy to either one walk on water, with that support board just faintly visible below the surface.
DocPazuzu
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
09:29:24 AM
I thought we were all on the honor system here. If he says he didn't see then he didn't see it.

But we'll see when may comes around and everyone else in the world watches the movie except him. He did have some great points in his arguement and it made me laugh so that's what counts for me.

could be fun?
by smutpeddlar
Feb 14th, 2008
09:29:46 AM
fuckouttahere there could be 50 too many 1 liners and be about nothing except aliens..and it will still be fun..have ye no faith? you think this circle of people reunited to make a non fun movie?...and don't anyone mention $,of course its impossible to have too much,but that is not what motivates them
The voluntary loss of free will
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
09:30:34 AM
Now, this seems to be beyond the ability of fanboys to imagine, but there are people who can use their intelligence to make a decision and stick to it. I'm not seeing this movie and that's all there is to it. There's NO NEED for me to see this movie. You guys will all blindly see it and complain about it afterwards. That is worth more entertainment to me than the movie could possibly offer. I also don't NEED to SAY I won't see it and then go and see it. That makes no sense. I don't need to do that - that WOULD make me an idiot. I've learned enough about this movie already to know that it is a waste of time. And that trailer, skilful though it is, let slip some of the problems the movie has - such as the poorly timed and ill-advised 'humour' and the fact that half the time, Indy is being played by a young guy in his twenties !!! ( the guy running and swinging from the crates).
This looks B-A-D bad.
by Sammy Jankis
Feb 14th, 2008
09:31:00 AM
Way too many stiff one-liners and it is obviously overloaded with CGI. This is not upping the bar on the adventure film genre, this is taking it back twenty years and using bad computer graphics to cover up the blemishes. I'm disappointed. Remember Sammy Jankis!
jones1899
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:32:02 AM
Actually, I sort of disagree with you there. Since it's an election year and Americans are more involved in the election process than ever before in this country's history I think it's actually a good idea to show the flag like that. There are a lot of positive campaigns like Obama's that give Americans a lot to be proud of. When I think of America I don't just think of the mistakes that the Bush administration made in the past 8 years. I also think of all of the wonderful things that our country has done in the past decades. Besides, this film will take place in the 1950s so it won't have anything to do with the Bush administration's misdeeds and miscalculations.
Le Boeuf
by hypnotron
Feb 14th, 2008
09:32:07 AM
Is the only obvious choice to continue the franchise! He isn't a pretty boy, he is a fine actor and he looks just like he could be Indy and Marion's son! It is a superb bit of casting...Ray Winstone looks like he was born to be in an Indy movie...Oh you poor cynics...
Here is divx recode(1080p)
by Doc_Hudson
Feb 14th, 2008
09:32:58 AM
http://www.media fire.com/?eekt9vyrhma Remove space....:)

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:32:58 AM
You don't NEED to keep talking either. Your insecurites are painfully obvious merriman.
specialbeats...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:33:05 AM
You out "bad guys" in quotes. Is that because you don't believe it yourself? Yet you say Americans have nothing to be proud of? This you type where? From your job? From your comfortable home on your nice computer? Right after you read an article on our likely soon to be African American President? ...wow. Need I go on? I'd say we have lots to be proud of. I'd say Indy (as well as the time this movie is set) makes the flying of our flag completely perfect.
The prequels actually got better...
by sapno_krei
Feb 14th, 2008
09:33:46 AM
Third time was the charm on the prequels. So I have every confidence that this film is no Phantom Menace. Plus, this film wasn't even directed by Lucas, but rather by Spielberg himself. He's been out of the rollicking adventure movie business for a few years, but based on this trailer I think he's still got it.
rat fink and critch
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:33:47 AM
Rat fink, i don't believe you've read the Bible. Why don't you pick it up and read Job sometime. God speaks to Job, tells him to gird himself up like a man and answer his questions, and asks him questions, like "do you know where the morning star lives?" Job can't answer because God is so much bigger than him. Not all information is meant for us humans to understand.
Critch, I don't believe God is as you so beautifuly put is "santa clause in the sky". If you had the power to create anything you wanted wouldn't you do it. Is the world better with nothing in it or with something? and if there is no God, than all life is meaningless, it doesn't matter if you are good or bad because you will die be forgotten and it won't matter anyway. Therefore if you even live to the life expectancy you still spend most of your life asleep so who gives shit if all you do is rot in the ground. People say they only believe in science but isn't science always contridicting itself? 100 years ago people thought that draining fluid out of your brain was releasing ghosts that caused headaches. so the whole "science as a religion' is a stupid argument because science is always going back on itself.
Rat Fink
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:34:13 AM
Circular logic. The fact is, even IF one, several or all religions are "right", and aliens aren't mentioned in the Bible, that STILL doesn't mean one precludes the other.

TOD had a holy, decidedly non-Judeo-Christian artifact in it which was just as real as the Ark and the Grail, which implies that all religions have some sort of truth to them. If one can swallow that, aliens shouldn't be that hard.

No political discussions please
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:34:30 AM
This is an Indy talkback, don't muck it all up with walls of text about politics THANK YOU
the crystal skull
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:34:37 AM
should be Vaders helmet. Indy finds it with a pic of Han Solo and says " Now that's one handsome guy" roll credits. Thhat way it ties all four movies into the Star Wars universe.
70's Venom !!
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:35:02 AM
When Did I ever say flying the flag was a bad thing? I argues FOR the flag being there!! You got the wrong fella.
Same goes for religious diatribes
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:35:33 AM
Go to a religion forum to spout your beliefs for 20 paragraphs I wanna read about the topic.
Haters hate themselves
by hamster factor
Feb 14th, 2008
09:36:09 AM
enough said. This is going to kick ass!!!
^ argued for.
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:36:10 AM
okeedokee Dr. Jones...
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
09:36:18 AM
I GOTTA FEVER....AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION...is a little more Short Round....
rat fink and node
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:36:28 AM
that's fine, I already said I don't care if you believe in the christian God, just as long as you believe in something.


Node, just because a lot of Christians are dumb and have done dumb shit for years doesn't make the religion wrong. People are the one's who ruin it not the basis of faith itself

Merriman Lyon, you're wrong
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:37:09 AM
because you are predicating your argument on the notion that all of us fanboys who go see the movie will complain about it afterward. I didn't complain about Transformers after I saw it and I am a Transformers fanboy. I didn't complain about Spider-Man 3 after I saw it because I'm a Spider-Man fanboy. In fact, when other people were talking shit on them after they saw them, I was one of the people who defended them on here. So you're wrong about that. I will probably love Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls and I will probably defend it after I see it, but I can't say that for certain until I see it. And I suggest you quit complaining about it until you see it as well. You mentioned that trailers can be deceiving, but that works both ways. Yes, a trailer can seem really cool to some people and then the movie blows, but at the same time if this trailer was underwhelming for you, it is possible that you could find the movie enjoyable.
Motoko: Why did I comeon this thread?
by mooseaka
Feb 14th, 2008
09:37:18 AM
For the link to the Indy Teaser, not to find out a key plot point. If Harry would prefer, I'll go to Comingsoon or IGN for trailers in the future to protect my virgin eyes from spoilers. Sheesh.
"Too much CGI"?
by sapno_krei
Feb 14th, 2008
09:37:26 AM
Some of you are mistaking good ol' blue screen compositing for CGI. no, I'm not deny CG was used in the movie, but since when have visual FX been off-limits for the Indy franchise?
Merriman Lyon
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
09:37:55 AM
I believe you I really do. I'm going to see it, I think it will be fun. But if it's not I'm not going to complain.

Stick to your guns I think you had some valid points, I'm just betting you're wrong this time.

W
by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:38:36 AM
As long as our current president is calling the shots, we have a lot to be ashamed of. As far as the rest of the world is concerned, we are the 'bad guys'. And I put that in quotes because it's such a subjective thing. I absolutely believe it. And come November when Obama should become our next commander in chief, we'll see how the American people really feel about the black man.
jones1899, sorry
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:38:58 AM
I misunderstood what you said. I apologize.
and just so you know
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
09:39:02 AM
I live my life better than any southern baptist redneck racist that goes to church every sunday. That's the typoe of person you should be afraid of. Christianity is a cult. Free thinking is life.
Merriman
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:39:39 AM
Stop fronting. You do NEED to say that you AREN'T going to see the flick because if you DO see it after dumping on it like this, sight unseen, people would be ragging on your ass even more than they are right now. So please, stop insulting our intelligence with your phony antics.
This Looks A Little Like Temple of Doom
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 14th, 2008
09:39:47 AM
As far as tone goes, and I liked TOD as far as pacing, etc. What can I say? I'm stoked. It may not be Raiders, but I think it'll be pretty good. And it wasn't one liners that was the problem with Crusade, it was the inconsistent tone and the blahness of much of the final act. The pacing wasn't quite right, and I never bought the father/son thing. Still, not a bad film, just not up to the first two, but even if this is Crusade redux, it's worth seeing in the theater.
That 70's Venom
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:40:24 AM
Since this is important to me, just want to make sure you understand that I was FIRMLY SUPPORTING the flag's waving in the trailer. Read my post above - it actually mirrors your's a bit.
RELAX it is a trailer for the masses.......
by CM1986
Feb 14th, 2008
09:40:28 AM
Everybody should relax, this was a contemorary trailer made for today's contemporary idiot audiences. Remember, Spielberg is very open about his distaste for short and quick cuts, he prefers long takes. Well, this is a short and quick cut trailer, so obviously it isn't quite going to gel. Seeing Indiana Jones in Michael Bay mode just doesn't work! But luckily the film itself won't be that way... And lastly, watch the teasers for the last couple Jones movies, and you will see they are all deliberately corny. The only thing this one needed was the voice saying "INDIANA JONES IS BACK". My bet is a lot of the footage here, like him going through the truck, probably doesn't even make it into the move. Or if it does, it will be so minor it flies right past us, like some of the other tongue-in-cheek moments of the past ones. They may have really missed out on the nostalgia factor with this one, there could have been a MUCH MORE original take on the whole thing, but I have faith. The CGI sucks though, and the footage definitely isn't grainy or B-movie enough.
Eat A Dick Metiphislabs
by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:40:38 AM
We'll talk about whatever we want to talk about.
@Cap'n Jack
by iRovr
Feb 14th, 2008
09:40:41 AM
What? Your opinion is worth more than mine? If I'm a douche, at least I get pussy.
Gotcha Venom. NP.
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
09:40:52 AM
MetiphisLabs, I second that
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:41:03 AM
Some assholes all try to ruin these things. Much love to Saint Steven, Harrison, and the man, John fucking Williams. The played the restored version (with some missing scenes) of "Superman:The Movie". God just hearing that score took me back 30 years to and 8 year old again, wide eyed in the theater with my two best pals. I am almost looking forward to Williams and Steven working together on nice popcorn flick again, no that heavy Munich stuff .
Fuck you specialbeats
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:41:11 AM
You're in an Indy talkback, act accordingly.
specialbeats, Obama
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:41:16 AM
Aesthetically speaking, Obama appears to be a black man. From looks alone, he is more black than anything else. However, biologically speaking, he is just as much white as he is black. His mother is white and his father is black. So he's 50% white and 50% black.
The restored Superman: The Movie
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:42:11 AM
was on A and E. My bad, trying to type and work.
rat fink, again you are confusing the followers with the religio
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:42:12 AM
God never says that you aren't allowed to think for yourself. Even Jesus questioned. Just because the followers have tainted peoples idea's of Christianity doesn't mean that what it really stands for is bad. Look at Christ, he forgave everyone, even as they were killing him. And the only time he got angry was when he was in a church because the people were desecrating what the church should be
jones1899
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:43:48 AM
I actually fucked up bad. My first post about Obama's campaign and all of that shit was meant to go to specialbeats, not to you. Big mistake, my bad. :P
specialbeats, the Topic off subject allowed here:
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:43:56 AM
Is MILFs.
Guy with Indy who says "This isn't going to be easy"
by xannibal
Feb 14th, 2008
09:44:37 AM
Could he be the chunky boy scout from the prologue of Last Crusade? Just wonderin'
LOOK AT US!
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:44:43 AM
WE DISCUSS POLITICS AN RELIGION IN A MOVIE TALKBACK! WE WILL REGURGITATE EVERYTHING EVER SAID IN ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS OR POLITCAL DISCUSSION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF SUCH DISCUSSIONS. THIS WILL SWAY THE VIEWS OF THOSE WE ARE ARGUING WITH AND WILL CERTAINLY NOT RESULT IN HUNDREDS OF USELESS SPACE WASTING POSTS THAT SOLVE NOTHING AND SERVE NO PURPOSE. pwned.
And Warwick Davis.
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
09:44:54 AM
...and Coolio.
Where's the 1080p goodness?
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
09:44:57 AM
Why the hell did I buy this 30" cinemasceen if not to watch high-def goodness?

Doc hudson, does that mean you just redid the 720 one at 1080? What's the point when you can just rescale the thing? If not, where did you get the trueHD rez one?


by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:23 AM
Oh, shut up. Both of you self-righteous pinheads. Wow.
jones1899
by That 70s Venom
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:32 AM
Going back and reading your posts it seems you and I are on the exact same page, lol.
Bloop...which is of course related to any Indy talkback
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:36 AM
with fair Marion of course.
DAMN IT! This looks FANTASTIC!! You know it!!
by superduper3000
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:40 AM
Hey guys, this looks absolutely fantastic, and there's no real way around it. You know, I know it, hell, we all know it. So stop the bitching now and just allow yourselves to get a little excited for may for Indiana's return. What's not to love??

http://tinyurl.com/2v99tb
TheBloop
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:45 AM
Its also on HDnet in HD
In regards to what "TOO MUCH CGI" means....
by CM1986
Feb 14th, 2008
09:45:56 AM
Sure visual F/X have never been off-limits in the Indy pictures, and they wouldn't be here. But in film, more importantly, important franchises like Indiana Jones and Star Wars, you commit to a universe. And when that real universe is completely altered by glossy, fake-looking, animation in place of the more authentic-looking ILM stuff, you have a big problem.
Indiana Jones and the kngdom of Jesus Christ, it's the even stev
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
09:46:21 AM
Shia Lebouf? shoulda went with Paul Rudd or Chris Elliot - they woulda been my first choices.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:46:46 AM
If you think the fact that Obama has a white mother is gonna get Cletus the slack-jawed yokel to vote for him, you're even dumber than I thought. The man is black.
I agree with whomever said this made them feel like a kid again.
by Cletus Van Damme
Feb 14th, 2008
09:46:50 AM
...I grew up with Indy (I was 16 when the last one came out), and I felt like a kid again watching this trailer. I'm all about it.
JLo is? Sweet!
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:47:25 AM
Will check that out my 42' Plasma. Those classics from the 70s look so so good restored in HD goodness.
Too much funny lines!
by Sackratte
Feb 14th, 2008
09:47:45 AM
I think the third part of the Indy trilogy was very low because of the overused jokes through the whole movie. No scene were really frightening like in the first two movies. This trailer seems like they will do this mistake again and deliver a sequel to last crusade instead making a movie with the spirit of Raiders. I hope I'm wrong!
MetiphisLabs - how do you feel about Bears?
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
09:47:58 AM
Do you think that they've been pussified down by media/toys/etc? Shouldn't they be mauling people and causing mayhem?

Did you know Warwick will be in the new Chronicles of Narnia movie? Are you a big fan?

Do you have a favorite MILF?

WATCHING THE LAST STARFIGHTER RIGHT NOW ...
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
09:48:36 AM
"Granny put away the shot gun willya?" ... Priceless. See, they made better movies in the 80s.
Marion, Wilhelmina, or the Nazi chick?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:48:55 AM
Who would you want to fuck the most? I go with Nazi chick, with her boots and all.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:50:01 AM
Bears are rad.
Node and DocP
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:50:35 AM
Node, I just don't see the point in war/work/love/hate/suicide/gen ocide/poverty/ect if there is no real meaning to life other than that we just evolved and exist for no purpose. And if there is no real purpose to life than why do we feel the need to kill each other constantly or work our entire lives for nothing but money.

DocP-I say fuck Fred Ward, Bring on Michael Gross my friend
LAST STARFIGHTER REMAKE NOW!!!
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:51:09 AM
Starring Jason Biggs and Tara Reid, next month on the Sci Fi Channel
Yes, Raiders was funny shit
by sean bean
Feb 14th, 2008
09:51:33 AM
"Why'd it have to be snakes", "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.", "Ha ha ha ha... son of a bitch", "Top... Men". The haters are clutching at straws to knock the trailer for having humour in it. Indy's always been funny.
Pillow Talk
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:51:38 AM
At least these aren't useless political or religious questions. 1. Bears killed my family (tear) 2. If he plays Willow and rides a shield in it. 3. Is Natalie Portman a mom yet?
Awesome! May need's to hurry up and get here.
by GenPion
Feb 14th, 2008
09:51:58 AM
Because I need my Indiana Jones! This is probably my most anticipated movie of the summer.
LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING!!!
by jig98
Feb 14th, 2008
09:52:01 AM
i can't fucking wait!! i still have to get the trilogy box set. maybe they'll re-release it with a ticket to this thing just in time for it's opening. i already have a banner for this movie up at the theater i work at. i was really impressed with the score, the action sequences, the one-liners and most of all, the fact that indy jones is fucking back!! i'll be watching this trailer again on the big screen with jumper and spiderwick this weekend. i just hope they both don't suck. it'll be 10 years to the day i started getting into movies...hence the username "jig 98". that week will also be fucking awesome for me. may 19-21..college spring break in the keys. the 21st will be the day i buy national treasure 2 on 2-disc. and hopefully 8pm showings for this thing. the 22nd will be the day this opens!! and then the next day is booze-ical!! {it's a musical about beer}. i have absolutly no clue when i'm seeing narnia: prince caspian. if i even see it at all. because no offense to narnia fans. but the first one was a tired, cliched, obvious, loud, annoying, phony mess of a fantasy film at times, other times it had interesting special effects and some badass fight sequences. but overall, it's just passable popcorn stuff and the second one looks about the same to me. i was a huge narnia or lord of the rings or for that matter a golden compass or eragon fan. and i'm not alone in that fight to be sure depending on the box office returns and "loyal" fanbase of all those. oh, and another thing. i hope this gets great reviews and at least decent box office, because i know that just like last year there is a lot of heavy competition and some underdogs but harrison ford and spielberg need this just as badly as lucas and company does. may 22nd will be a day to remember.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:52:31 AM
I say Fuck Jesus, bring on The Buddah.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:53:04 AM
...or L. Ron.
TheBloop
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
09:54:08 AM
I just watched Close Encounters on HD net all the way through with no comercials. They do a lot of those old 70s in HD. Its a pretty cool channel. They also do movie premiers I think the next one is some Eric Bana movie in Austriala.
MetiphisLabs
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
09:54:17 AM
Warwick doesn't need to ride a shield, he has the power of flight
DAMN THAT LOOKS GOOD!
by KillaKane
Feb 14th, 2008
09:54:17 AM
Lovin it, roll on May, can't wait to see the ol' gipper in full effect!
haters need to go away
by dzpen
Feb 14th, 2008
09:54:32 AM
you will be old someday, too, and you will have your own haters. probably your future offspring.
I CRAPPED MY PANTS WATCHING THIS
by Ferf Muckmeyer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:55:39 AM
FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING AWESOME-O AWESOME! FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!
Motoko fella posted this earlier...
by Abin Sur
Feb 14th, 2008
09:57:16 AM
But NOW it's up at this website for direct downloading in 720P AND 1080P. http://www.drfoster.f2s.com/
Kloipy
by MetiphisLabs
Feb 14th, 2008
09:57:30 AM
In that case I will only approve if he poops on Burglekutt as he flies over.
SWEET RELIEF
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
09:57:37 AM
I feel like I've had my Valentine treat. Though, I feel a little wary of the "age" jokes in there. Hmmmm.

Still - Yahoooo!

Children of Dune score
by Kevin Holsinger
Feb 14th, 2008
09:57:42 AM
Amazing that the score for a Sci-Fi channel miniseries has ended up in so many trailers. It's a pity more people never heard "Inama Nushif", because that was the real masterpiece of the movie.
YIPEEEEEEEE!
by D. Tyranus
Feb 14th, 2008
09:58:09 AM
Look at the credits! The story is attributed to the guy who wrote Attack of the Clones, and the guy who wrote Rush Hour II! We're in for a treat! You idiots.

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:58:33 AM
I just wanted to let you all know that I'll be seeing this movie a week before any of you at the family of cast and crew screening, so DEEEZ NUTS! (It's catered with an open bar to boot.)
All the bitching about the bible and Aliens...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Feb 14th, 2008
09:58:41 AM
Actually the bible has many ridiculous stories in it...A geriatric old man collecting all the known species and building a boat, and Joshua stopping the sun to fight in the lords name...it's all kinda crazy. But more importantly it is a collection of writings and stories deemed by the people in power at the time, to make their fear campaign last and grow stronger..omitting any and all texts, scrolls, and/or hand carved tablets that would contradict the message of control and fear. But it does mention Angels..made by God..The angels are represented throughout the Bible as a body of spiritual beings intermediate between God and men: "You have made him (man) a little less than the angels" (Psalm 8:6). They, equally with man, are created beings; "praise ye Him, all His angels: praise ye Him, all His hosts . . . for He spoke and they were made. He commanded and they were created" (Psalm 148:2, 5: Colossians 1:16, 17). Maybe the crystal "alien" skulls are the skulls of Angels? Maybe it's all a Red-Herring? It has been said that Christians are "pretty narrow minded" to limit the population of the universe to merely GOD, ANGELS, AND MAN. After all, there are "billions and billions" of stars which perhaps have planets, which perhaps have civilizations etc. However, within the classification of angels [non-human intelligent beings] exist diverse myriads. Hierarchies of innumerable angels still populate the universe. At least according to the Bible... by the way...I have no religous affiliation!
Who will take John Williams throne?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
09:59:01 AM
The fella is getting up there. My vote for the next God of films scores: John Ottoman

by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
09:59:57 AM
Enjoy your local cineplex.
"Screenplay by David Koepp"
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
10:00:00 AM
Those words scare me.
Janusz Kaminski's photography
by xannibal
Feb 14th, 2008
10:00:27 AM
Looks a little too bright in one shot - I hope they maintain the Raiders look, instead of that Minority Report style.
ANYONE WHO DISLIKE THIS NEW EPISODE
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
10:00:35 AM
WILL BE MELTING LIKE THAT NAZI SCUM IN EPISODE 1, ALL YOU VIRGIN, NEVER SLEPT WITH A WOMAN, GEEKS NAYSAYERS YOU WILL MELT IN THE THEATER BECAUSE LUCAS HIDE A SIGNAL THAT KILLS ANYONE NOT LIKING THE MOVIE HAHAHA
FIRST WOLVERINE PIC!
by Gilkuliehe
Feb 14th, 2008
10:00:58 AM
Sorry, off-topic, but wanted to share. http://tinyurl.com/2es3ko
Kloipy
by Mosquito March
Feb 14th, 2008
10:01:04 AM
I don't believe in 'God', but I don't disbelieve in some proto-cosmic force that set the Universe in motion. I think everyone would agree that it's astonishing that everything that is, is. But, the Bible is a proven pile of horseshit. I think there are many aspects of it that are positive and have genuine value, but surely you realize that the stories within it are just stories, that are completely unverifiable, and bear no resemblance to the world we actually live in. It's no more an historical document than all the stories of Greek mythology, or "The Lord of the Rings". In fact, it's been tampered with so heavily since the Council of Nicea, who included all the stuff that pointed to Christ's divinity and left out everything that did not, that it might as well be a John Grisham novel, except with magic.
OOOHHH, IT'S SO FUCKING ON!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
10:01:36 AM
I saw the bootleg last night and I can't help but think that this is a make-or-break film for one of the greatest franchises in movie history. That being said, the trailer had just enough of that ol' Indy magic to make me smile. So, I say...bring it on.
BringingSexyBack
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
10:01:45 AM
The Last Starfighter has a great screenplay, "Back to sleep Lewis or i'm telling mom about your Playboy's!" The fuckwits writing summer movies today really don't have a clue. The Spiderman, Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean movies don't have one memorable, well-delivered line between them. Corporate sludge.
I'm a little afraid of the "alien" approach
by The Chosen
Feb 14th, 2008
10:02:54 AM
Cuz Indiana Jones was never about something "cientific". It was always something "mystical", even "spiritual". You can get the jokes, you can get the action sequences, but that mood of unexplainable, i don't think it can work with aliens. There were too many movies about it, so unless it's portraited in an extremly original way, it won't have that Indiana Jones Magic.
It's better when everyone chimes in...
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
10:02:59 AM
If only people that loved this trailer were here it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

I'm looking forward to the movie but this is probably more fun than the movie will ever be.

I really want to see a movie about this TB I think that would be best.


by specialbeats
Feb 14th, 2008
10:03:13 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ Kloipy. Enough already about God. We get it. You're a right wing religious zealot. No more please.
Will end with Shia putting on the fedora
by performingmonkey
Feb 14th, 2008
10:03:28 AM
I just KNOW this will be the end of Crystal Skull. Shia will place the hat on his head and take up the whip. In 5 years time, when he's grown up a little, we'll get the first Shia Indy movie.
Russians with US Names
by CaptainGoodnight
Feb 14th, 2008
10:03:29 AM
I love how the Russian bad guys are dressed in US soldier outfits -- and have names of former American presidents! Good cover, guys.
finky - how goes it?
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
10:03:45 AM
Pretty sweet trailer overall.
Hard to believe
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
10:04:44 AM
that people today still believe in religion. I understand it must be hard to hold an opposing viewpoint when your parents raise you to believe in that kind of thing though. Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die. People should read more mythology and anthropology. Especially Huckabee.
J Lo: thanks for the support
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
10:05:56 AM
You're one of the few around here who hasn't handed over his brain to the Lucasfilm marketing dept.
oh well
by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
10:06:15 AM
concerning the American flag: I completely agree with whoever-said-it that it's basically no big deal when used as a narrative aspect to tell the story. I assume that indeed the american flag plays into the whole potential American base-Russian soldiers thing in the final movie. Still, it felt a bit weird to finally see the Indy footage I had been waiting for and be greeted by an American flag.
But that's stuff I can ignore. Like those totally misplaced super flashy silver 3D titles.

I also gotta agree on the misplaced "damn I thought that was closer" comment. Indy "not quite making it" is exactly what I want to see. I'm not sure,though, we need to hear how he's talking to himself about it.

The trailer may not have been as overwhelming as I wished it would be. But I sense that it's hinting on some sweet stuff to come. It's super-short (about 50 seconds if you substract the intro and the exaggerated presentation of the Indy font) fucking fast and fortunately gives away as little as possible. I just can't wait for May 22nd. Also,...I just love Cate Blanchett's presence in the trailer. And the natives...the temple...just great.
The Sci-Fi Elements
by The Funketeer
Feb 14th, 2008
10:06:23 AM
The sci-aspect bugged me at first as well until I read Lucas' explanation where he said that the first 3 took place in the 30s and 40s and were modeled after the old movie serials. This one takes place in the 50s so it has more of a 50s sci-fi feel to it. Makes sense to me if he can pull it off. As goofy as Lucas can be, I don't think Spielberg would be involved if he wasn't happy with it.
Gilkulie
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
10:06:56 AM
That's a cool wolverine pic, but are you sure it's not from the first X-men film? If not, his claws look longer. Also, there's no way Jackman is THAT ripped. He's fit, to be sure, but that's pretty damn ripped.
I enjoyed the trailer
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
10:08:25 AM
I am excited about seeing the film. I can always look past the skull and other things i dislike. Indy was always one of my favorites when i was kid.
HitchCock'n'Balz
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
10:09:16 AM
i think i'd rather have it be an alien skull than an angel skull. thats too far out there.
'Hollywood Homicide' was frakin' awesome!!!
by Dr Gregory House
Feb 14th, 2008
10:09:17 AM
I'm just kiddin'. It blew.
This movie will be differant
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
10:09:56 AM
I watch an interview with Lucas and he talked about how this is going to be more of a 50s style sci-fi rather than the 30s style serial. He also talked about how the fans are going to hate it
Aww yeah! Original trilogy in HD!
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
10:10:04 AM
Sure I may be jumping the gun, but it looks from that trailer like they have or are transferring the old movies to HD. So excited! Such a big fan!

Although probably not on HD-DVD due to Speilberg's clause I guess (sorry, JDanielP). Still, good news if it's true!

Merriman
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
10:10:24 AM
But when I handed over my brain I get a free small popcorn with one admission. I thought it was a pretty good deal. I mean GOOD deal.
A few things (religious and otherwise)
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:13:27 AM
1) Can't speak for other Christian groups, but the Roman Catholics allow for the possibility of intelligent alien life. Of course, the Catholics aren't wedded to the bible, either, so they usually have more leeway on such things (they embraced the Big Bang before many scientists did)

2) People who do shitty things in the name of religion would've done it in a different name if given the chance. Religion is rarely the motivator, just the excuse.

3) So, we're going Mayan in this one? Is that what I was seeing? Potential for cool.

4) Why people don't like Last Crusade: On the one hand, it tried too hard to be Raiders of the Lost Ark Part 2 (something you could never accuse Temple of Doom of doing). On the other hand, a lot of the characterizations just rang false, especially Brody. That said, Crusade had some good parts (and it makes you want to weep to see River Phoenix pulling off the perfect imitation), but compared to Raiders it just pales.

Lucas may not have directed this...but
by conspiracy
Feb 14th, 2008
10:13:32 AM
the fat bastard wrote it, and worse, he was on set much of the time. Making a movie in such close proximity to Hollywood's biggest Hack can't be a good thing. Also...Spielberg isn't the same guy who made Jaws, and Raiders....in fact he has spent much of the last year playing politics with the Chinese over his involvement with the Olympics and trying to get Obama elected..making this film was NOT his TOP priority.
Harrison Ford GOTTA EAT!!!!
by BGDAWES
Feb 14th, 2008
10:13:52 AM
Zing!
Oh..and the Biggest reason I just can't get TOO excited...
by conspiracy
Feb 14th, 2008
10:14:56 AM
There is No Sallah!!!!
LOOKS GOOD BUT
by RicCage
Feb 14th, 2008
10:15:06 AM
YAHOO SUCKS
"Not as easy as it used to be"
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
10:15:31 AM
Translation: "I'm too old for this shit"!
Robert Rodriguez drinks a beer and cheets on his wife.
by BGDAWES
Feb 14th, 2008
10:15:39 AM
Then proposes to Rose McGowan.

Zing!

I really don't feel like working today.
I'm gonna go ahead and rank em'
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
10:15:48 AM
1. Raiders 2. Last Crusade 3. Crystal Skull 4. Temple of Doom I don't think skull can be worse than TOD.
Fuck yeah!!
by slone13
Feb 14th, 2008
10:16:04 AM
It's gonna be a long 3 months...
I didn't realize Denholm Elliot had died
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:17:04 AM
Wow, back in 92, that was a long time ago. I guess he would've been as old as Harrison Ford in this movie if he lived.
specialbeats
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
10:17:18 AM
anyone who knows me knows that I am as far away from a right-wing religous zealot, but why is it wrong for me to express my beliefs just as you or anyone else on here does? I never said anyone has to believe what I do. If you don't, I really don't care, it's your choice to believe or not believe. I just choose to believe that there is a creator who made me and every living thing in the Universe. If you think things just happened out of nothing, than that's great and fine for you too. Also, I hate fucking Bush, I'm registered as an independant, I don't belong to a church, and I never claim to the fact that I am right and anyone who doesn't believe what I do is wrong.
awesome.
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Feb 14th, 2008
10:17:28 AM
!
I dont think it was that great.
by Omegaman
Feb 14th, 2008
10:17:37 AM
It didnt excite me like some trailers do. It was sort of like... eh. lol. I dont like how it started either, it made Indy seem like a superhero: he saved the world, he defeated evil, etc etc,.... Theyre clearly trying to make him seem like Spiderman or Batman.... Can an old guy knock two men out of a truck like that? That just seemed hard to believe. Cate Blanchete may be the best thing about this. She looks sexy as hell. And you know she's going to tear into this role. This trailer was just a couple odd scenes though, so we'll see.

by dengreg31
Feb 14th, 2008
10:17:38 AM
Merriman Lyon wrote... "2. The MOVIE itself (not the trailer - the MOVIE) has been made by three people who were at their best THIRTY years ago." --yeah, Spielberg has been awful since Jaws. We should take his Directors Guild card away. Good lord people, it's a trailer, it looked great, sit back and wait for the damn movie. Until then, go get a job.
Mohammed
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
10:20:33 AM
I think it was the Vanity Fair interview. He's just being defensive, that's all. I think he also says That they hated Jar Jar, they hated 3po, they always hate his stuff.

Never mind that he's being a disingenuous prick. No, 3po is not the same as Jar Jar. Even in the original in 77 3po forgets himself, drops his facade and pleads to donate his own parts to help his friend. Which made him a lot less one-dimensional than Jar-Jar. Poor old George just cannot take criticism.

oh and specialbeats
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
10:21:34 AM
I thought you weren't a christian? but maybe you are because you are being pretty judgemental like one.
WOW!!
by Refuge5
Feb 14th, 2008
10:22:10 AM
Way better than I thought it would be... come may 22 I'm a kid again...
It has to be seen in HD on a large screen...
by Bono Luthor
Feb 14th, 2008
10:24:17 AM
trust me on this ;)
Omegaman
by Billy Batts
Feb 14th, 2008
10:25:42 AM
'Can an old guy knock two men out of a truck like that?' Can a YOUNG guy knock two people out of a truck like that? Everyone here needs to stop pretending like Raiders set some kind of standard for realism and seriousness. The trailer seemed right in line with ALL of the original trilogy.
Kliopy, Santa Claus
by critch
Feb 14th, 2008
10:26:56 AM
Well, I don't know how else to describe him. A man, commonly described as a very old man, constantly watching over you seeing if you do good or bad, and if you're good, you get a reward. If you're bad, you get punished. They spend all of a paragraph in the MAN-written bible describing how the Earth was created. Not sure how man is supposed to know that, but moving on. He created a bunch of animals and things, and then threw a little guy down there, and then when the guy was bored, bingo, woman. It's insulting to say that life is meaningless without some higher power in it. Life is worth plenty. It's about the continued survival of the species, each generation being a little better and experiencing things. If 'God' already has judged us all and has this great plan, doesn't that make everything even more pointless? We're all puppets to an all-powerful power-mad maniac who will kill us all on a whim? I will not believe that, sorry. Here's the difference between science and religion. Science takes the facts as they are and forms the best hypothesis they can. And it can change over time as we get more information. Religion never changes. The bible today is the same bible that King James edited. That countless men edited to make it how it is now: A mess of contradictions and idiocy. Christianity as it is in the modern era is a mix of selected Roman and Greek legends, and of course Pagans. It doesn't have any sort of originality, or truth, in it. Sorry.
Omega...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:27:27 AM
First of all Indy's only 57 in this movie. I've got an uncle who's 64 and could kick all of our asses. But thats beside the point. These are adventure movies in the spirit of those old serials. Should we believe half the stuff from 1,2, and 3 is real? No, but thank God the characters are human enough to where it doesn't matter. Just have fun with it huh? Shit.
The big question is:
by Lost Jarv
Feb 14th, 2008
10:29:22 AM
Why exactly are you such a misreable cunt, Merriman? It's a new Indiana Jones movie, can you not find something to get excited about? Is there nothing that moves your hollowed out, carbonised shell of a heart?
I does look sorta different but
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
10:29:59 AM
at least Speilberg isn't gonna let Kaminsky put that same fucking white misty bloom look over everything this time.
conspiracy...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:30:20 AM
If you've read any interviews with Speilberg, you'll know he doesn't take shit from Lucas. He just slaps his nose and tells him to go away.
Can you idiots just enjoy a movie
by Tthenomad
Feb 14th, 2008
10:30:31 AM
I do not post much, but it never fails the idiots come out in droves. "wahhhh this doesnt look like the movie i remember" "wahhhh Indy would hit a guy then say the punch line" How about going to a movie just to have fun....shock of shocks. Guess what dicks your not young any more. Movies like this are for the young and young at heart not for old bitter geeks who will not be statified until Indy has to get over a drink problem and deal with internal issues about being gay.
Mohammed Was A Butt-Fucking Pedophile
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
10:31:22 AM
I'll have to check my files on that interview. It was one of those classic Lucas kind of thing where he says something like "the fans are going to hate it cause it's not excatlly what they want" or whatever something like that. I will track it down though.
critch: except the bible doesn't describe God that way
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:31:35 AM
And King James didn't edit the bible, he commissioned it. 1500-2500 years after it was originally written down.
I love the look of it! Looks gritty, but fresh.
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:32:12 AM
Same tone and spirit of Raiders. And lets not forget folks that Raiders had some really funny parts and also had a monkey who could almost speak - he communicated so well. LC wasn't that far away in tone.
Zing!
by BGDAWES
Feb 14th, 2008
10:33:04 AM
Ding!
Ttenomad
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:33:09 AM
My thoughts exactly. It is kinda sad. Seriously. Poor bastards.
Good to see...
by Forsakyn
Feb 14th, 2008
10:33:44 AM
Harrison back in this role. Definitely my most anticipated movie of the Summer.
Pre-order the Cloverfield Monster
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Feb 14th, 2008
10:34:28 AM
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NOT TO NITPICK, BUT....
by Chazmatazz
Feb 14th, 2008
10:34:35 AM
But at 1:07 in the trailer as Indy just misses landing in the speeding car, there are a couple of C-stands and duvetine hanging out on the right side of the frame. After making us wait so long for a trailer, you couldn't have that painted out at ILM. C'mon Stevie! I still can't wait though. :)
Go Indy Go!
by moviemaniac-7
Feb 14th, 2008
10:35:28 AM
I loved it, but it might be the rush. Still, I love it.
Yeahhhh, man...
by DuncanHines
Feb 14th, 2008
10:35:46 AM
It looks like a fucking Indiana Jones movie... but with slightly more modern effects. I cannot wait to see this fucking movie. I am more excited for this than I was for Phantom Menace when that was announced. Probably because they realized that the original Indy movies were perfect, and they didn't fuck with them, so this leads me to believe this will be perfect as well... Does anyone know if they plan to re-release the originals in theatres to coincide with this? God, I hope so...
I disagree Critch
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
10:36:35 AM
to me it seems that each generation just repeats the same mistakes as the one before it, only technology gets better. I don't think 'survival of the species' is the greates purpose in life. We already do enough to fuck each other over already. We have made weapons that are able to kill all life on earth. I'm sure a lot of people think I'm stupid for what I believe but I really don't care what they think. It's my personal journey anyway. I believe that God gives us every chance to do what's right. That's why Christ was here. To give us free will of choice. The Old Testemant are rules for jewish people, not the rest of us. I don't believe God just casts people into hell just because they don't believe. Don't we as society try to act like God by punishing people because of what we believe is wrong? We can sentence a person to death for murder, but at the same time pin a medal on someone who killed for war. Don't we just use the same guidelines that God does in his judgement of us?
Node32774: Nope, it's a pretty accurate assessment
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:37:43 AM
Trust me, name an atrocity attributed to religion and I'll determine a non-religious motivation.

Now, I do want to say that religion also provides the *tools* for an atrocity (jihad, inquisition, etc), but the underlying motivation is usually based on a different factor.

My impressions
by Pendergrassrock
Feb 14th, 2008
10:38:37 AM
My initial reaction was that this trailer seemed a bit like National Treasure meets Die Hard 4...the sandy 3D type, the car crash with Indy swinging up out of harms way at the last minute, the massive explosions with car parts flying into the windshield, etc... I wasn't disappointed, it just didn't totally do it for me. Seemed a bit overdone, a little forced. I want Indy to be exactly the way it was. I was worried that they were going to go the Austin Powers 2 route and simply try to duplicate the original. BUT If you watch the original trailers you can see that this one is definitely in the same vein as those. The tone, style, content, etc are very similar. These are, after all, somewhat over the top action/adventure serials. A little update to bring them into 2007 isn't necessarily a terrible thing. Besides, next to stuff like Transformers it wont seem that sout there. Overall the comparisons restored a lot of my hope. Plus i have faith that Spielberg can craft a pure adventure movie better than anything else out today. He has done it in the past few years without the iconic characters and developed franchise so I'm confident of what he can do with those things.
Merriman - you are a condescending knob
by Laserbrain
Feb 14th, 2008
10:38:46 AM
So we're "brainless" because we happen to have an longstanding affection for this character and want to give this film a chance - something you *won't even lower yourself* to do. What a fucking miser you are. Other talkbackers have managed to express their honest disappointment in the trailer without slagging the rest of us off as dupes. Take note.
Dengreg, thanks for the namecheck...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
10:39:38 AM
I knew that reposting was a good idea - gives other people a chance to read the truth and get a REALITY CHECK. And there are some people here who ARE listening and THINKING for themselves. If I can save one person from paying their hard-earned cash to have their childhoods trampled, then I will consider my efforts worthwhile. As for the fanboys defending a movie THEY HAVEN'T SEEN and that all the evidence suggests will SUCK CRYSTAL BALLS: I feel sorry for you that you let yourselves down - walking sheepishly in whatever direction Lucas tells you. YOU ARE NOT SHEEP. YOU HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR LUCAS FOR FREE. Lucas doesn't care about you - he's manipulating you to squeeze yet more cash out of your pockets. YOU care a LOT MORE about the Indiana Jones character than HE does! And it is a fact that YOU would very likely make a BETTER INDY MOVIE than George Lucas. Think about that before you hand over your cash.
Merriman = HERO
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
10:42:43 AM
He's like a firefighter rescuing FANBOYS stuck in a Lucas tree of deception and lies.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Shitty CGI
by mordorclaw
Feb 14th, 2008
10:42:57 AM
I hope this doesn't suck. I hate it that everything looks like it was shot on green screen. What ever happened to location shooting?
Merriman Lyon
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
10:43:22 AM
How is it you know so much about Lucas. What are you his best fucking friend. Are yall fuck buddies? is that it. I just think its funny how you try to act like you know so much about a guy and the trailer making business.
HATERS CAN SUCK IT
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 14th, 2008
10:43:30 AM
the berg still has it baby!
I will not be seeing this movie in the theatre!!!!
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:43:53 AM
Of course, I don't see any movies in the theatre anymore (Bizarro ChrTh is now 9 months old), so that's not really indicative of anything.
Hey chrth
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
10:45:04 AM
thanks for the fucking update.
Merriman stick it out man..
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
10:45:24 AM
It better if you don't go see it. Stick to your guns, don't back down.I'm counting on you. I'll be checking back in May. It just makes this so much more interesting with people from both sides.
I'd take modern CGI over...
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
10:45:51 AM
Hand drawn alligators at the end of Temple of Doom, and the blue screen model blimp in the Last Crusade. Hate on haters....
"Damn I thought that was closer"
by heks
Feb 14th, 2008
10:45:57 AM
Maybe it's just me, but while I didn't really have a problem with that bit, it struck me as being a teaser moment ... as in it might not be in the movie like that at all (but I don't mind if it is). Also, in terms of the editing, I think it's obvious but it may need to be pointed out that that is a different scene than what comes right before it where he's swinging from the top of the crates towards the BACK of a truck driving away.
Node32774: That's an easy one
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:47:00 AM
The Palestinians were there first, then the Israelis were given their land arbitrarily by the UN. The fact that they have different religions is more than secondary; they could both be Flying Spaghetti Monster worshippers and they'd be fighting over the land. Native Americans didn't fight the Europeans because of religion, you know.
Was it Vanity Fair?
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
10:47:24 AM
I can't remember but that sounds right.
I cannot fucking wait!!!!
by Crimson King
Feb 14th, 2008
10:47:28 AM
All you nitpicking haters know you're gonna be there in line at the very first screening you can get in line for. Don't kid yourselves. And complain all you will about the CGI...pretend like the originals didn't use green screen and matte photography... I will say this, though...it seems as though Lucas and Spielber were like, "Hmmm...there wasn't enough swinging with the whip in the first three. What can we do about that?" Not that I mind...just an observation.
Rat Fink: Just doing my part for the debate
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:48:27 AM
Just demonstrating that one can not go to the movie, and it doesn't represent judgement being passed on it
Belaq's staff is too long...
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
10:48:39 AM
It hurt my pooper.
The Palestinians were there first?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
10:49:29 AM
Wow, who were the folks there over two thousand years before who got kick out by the Romans? The Mormons?
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM...
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
10:49:29 AM
They should make two more films, but instead of Ford returning in the role, Scott Bakula or Treat Williams could take over the role on USA Network...ZING....
THIS IS THE LINE THAT SOLD ME
by ArcadianDS
Feb 14th, 2008
10:50:00 AM
"this isn't going to be easy"

"...not as easy as it used to be..."

If this movie opened today I would be running down the street right now to see it. great trailer.

"if there isn't TOO many this and TOO much that, this COULD be f
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 14th, 2008
10:52:03 AM
I love how everyone and their mother goes apeshit excited when they here about a new Indiana Jones. But once something actually exists on screen, they become all cynical and for no good reason.
Haters, I hate these guys....
by TheManBehindTheMask
Feb 14th, 2008
10:52:16 AM
...Ok, I already done this one on the other TB...
Indiana Jones Meets The Martians???
by Thot
Feb 14th, 2008
10:53:08 AM
Reminds me of lame comic books from the 50's & 60's like "Batman vs The Mummy!", etc. I was hoping for something more along the lines of the search for Atlantis or some other legendary place or artifact of the distant past. The whole Roswell/alien thing is so utterly retarded to begin with that the fact that it forms (apparently) the basis for the new Indy movie really gripes me. The trailer does look good and I'm hoping to God this thing doesn't play out as badly as it could. Welcome back Dr. Jones!!
"...could be fun" is what I meant
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 14th, 2008
10:53:09 AM
I gotta stop writing such long topic titles
TheBloop and Node32774
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:53:19 AM
TheBloop: I'm reasonably confident that none of the Palestinians living in Palestine in 1948 were around when the Diaspora began.

Node32774: Palestine has no real religious significance to Islam. Everyone loves Jerusalem, yes, but the Palestinians were given part of Jerusalem. I'm reasonably certain Islam couldn't give two shits about the rest of Palestine.

BAD DATES...
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
10:53:26 AM
you can see the alien just barely as he walks behind a building, just before the Statue of Liberty head flies down the street...
Regardless of political leanings, what the fuck...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:53:47 AM
...kind of world is this when the sight of the American Flag is a bad thing? Damn. Every nation has had questionable foreign and domestic policies, but Jesus Christ just the fact that you completely ignore the blessing it is to have what you do have (freedom, a home, food, obviously a computer, etc) to question your sanity and appreciation. These blessings alone are cause enough to champion the sight of the Flag every time, not shit on it. With the attitude you are having, do you not remove your hat and put your hand over your heart during the Pledge of Allegiance? It begs the question: Why are you still here? But this is a talkback for the Indy film, which looks GREAT! and that red white and blue flag? Fits perfectly.
Glad he's back.
by Hybrid16
Feb 14th, 2008
10:54:39 AM
Why people are being so down on it I don't know. So you don't like the teaser, big deal, its just a minute and a half of the first footage we've ever seen. Don't write it off cus Indy quips and theres some CGI. Christ its Ford, Spielberg and Lucas BACK TOGETHER. When did these 3 make a really really bad film? When did Ford and Lucas make a really really bad film? Ok you can argue that there were weaker films when compared to the others (LC to Raiders, Jedi to Empire etc) but they are enjoyable. I think the trailer is great and I've been holding out for the moving image. Photos are good, the 1st big test was here. Ford looks ALIVE. Cut out the crap he's done probably since Air Force One and its the Ford we've all been searching for. I have every faith in the 3 of them. Its not a cash in, its a film they want to make. I'll be there when it opens and comparisons to the Star Wars prequels is NONSENSE! Put Ford in those and they'd have been worth watching!
Apropros of nothing: 77% of CNN voters are liars
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:55:05 AM
Which is more important in a mate?

Looks 23% 16073

Intelligence 77% 52464

Total Votes: 68537

Indiana Jones: Special Edition.
by scrivener
Feb 14th, 2008
10:55:40 AM
The whole thing looks way too Lucas'd up. Funky CG, family comedy, 70-year-old Indy doing crazy Yoda-shit with his whip, Amelie-Blanchett the not-very-menacing-Soviet Bitch. No, this looks like it's going to well and thoroughly suck huge donkey cock. What a fucking dissapointment.
'Whip's Sound is too Loud'
by Billy Batts
Feb 14th, 2008
10:56:25 AM
JESUS.
No need to fear, J Lo
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
10:56:28 AM
I've thrown down the gauntlet, and won't be dissuaded. You know why? Because I KNOW that in four months time most people here will say I was right. Look at the facts (listed way above): THE ODDS ARE STACKED IN MY FAVOUR! It's Lucas! A dead franchise! Poor jokes and timing! Visible stunt doubles! CGI! Ford too old! Crystal Skulls! Aliens! Karen Allen too old! Story by Geroge Lucas! Crystal Skulls! I'm in the securest position here, by a mile. And Ratfink - you ask how I seem to be the only one with all he information necessary to make this judgement? I'M NOT! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!! All of these facts ARE COMMON KNOWLEDGE. But fanboys REFUSE to see them! Which is why I have to remind people again and again and again...
kwisatzhaderach
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
10:56:41 AM
that Last Starfighter line IS a classic
Love the "not as easy as it used to be" line
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:57:19 AM
Some one had to acknowledge his age and this is the perfect way to do so. Indy has always had a mix of cockiness and self deprecation and this line beats the hell out of "I'm getting too old for ths shit". God, this trailer has exceeded all expectations and to tell the truth I was having my doubts for a second there - refusing to see how I couldn't be let down after waiting for 19 years. Great Day!!
Merriman Lyon: Surely you can find something
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
10:57:43 AM
more constructive to do with your time? I mean, do you honestly think a fanboy is going to be swayed by any argument, reasonable or otherwise?
MAN, HARRISON FORD LOOKS SO....
by JAGUART
Feb 14th, 2008
10:58:40 AM
Indy.
THE LAST STARFIGHTER/REMO
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
10:59:24 AM
Great Craig Saffan Score, who also did the greatest action movie of our time...REMO WILLIAMS: THE ADVENTURE BEGINS (and sadly ended)...
Billy Batts...
by jones1899
Feb 14th, 2008
10:59:33 AM
Lol. Seriously. These folks are getting desperate now. Of course I do have to say that Indy's belt buckle is too shiny in one scene....joking of course, but thats what some of you sound like. I have kept a super critical eye on everything I've seen thus far. I'm a HUGE Indy fan and did not want them to f it up, but this is just GREAT!!
The sihouette
by kafka07
Feb 14th, 2008
11:00:03 AM
When they first showed the silhouette of Indy putting on his hat that cured me of the Michael Bay music. It's funny how much of a reaction can arise from people seeing someone putting on a hat, but it's so iconic. I guess it was inevitable that people would comment about the American flag, maybe it was a some kind of statement, or maybe it was just necessary to show the locale and hint at what kind of setting it might be. To see an Indy movie with 21st century special effects is going to be really awesome. And I like how it said "the Adventure Continues", because we know they will follow up on previous stuff like the Ark, Ravenwood, etc.
Indiana Jones and The Ventriloquist's Dentures Of Doom
by RevengeOfJobu
Feb 14th, 2008
11:00:46 AM
Anyone else notice how Indy isnt moving his lips when he says "Not as easy as it used to be"?
I am the monarch of the sea
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:02:30 AM
I am the ruler of the Quee...

Bad dates.

And... scene.

The dust looks to CGI in this trailer
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
11:02:52 AM
boo-fucking-hoo
Merriman Lyon, you're like a modern-day Moses
by Bobo_Vision
Feb 14th, 2008
11:04:36 AM
Only question is, after this talkback goes off the front page, where do you go from here? Start your own religion? Run for president? Build a harem of 20-year old virgin females who follow your every command? The world is yours oh great Messiah.
finky089
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
11:05:52 AM
agreed
Too much CGI?
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 14th, 2008
11:07:03 AM
Since when has an Indy movie NOT had a bunch of special effects, only this time they have the technology to make it look good. (*cough* end of Raiders *cough*)
Yes, it's John Hurt
by jwnulife
Feb 14th, 2008
11:07:30 AM
Your right Gungan Slayer, John Hurt is in the car with Ford and Winstone about 1:27 into the trailer
You want to talk to God?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:07:40 AM
Well, do you, punk?
Merriman Lyon
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
11:08:02 AM
If there's a bunch of kids talking on their cell phones during this movie I'll be boycotting everything from that point forward.

When I saw Superman Returns in the theater there was someone actually translating the whole movie to spanish. they were not whispering it either.It was full volume. That pisses me off more than anything Lucas could ever do.

TOO OLD!!
by uss cygnus
Feb 14th, 2008
11:08:10 AM
"DAMN! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUNGER!" The aliens are Gungans. Meesa thinkin' dere be trouble ahead.
I'm going to guess the order will be:
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
11:08:13 AM
1. Raiders 2. Temple of Doom 3. Last Crusade 4. Crystal Skull. Hopefully i'll be pleasantly surprised and Skull will take the No. 3 position. No way will it be as good as Temple, and Raiders is one of the greatest films ever made.
"Michael Bay music"
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2008
11:08:46 AM
That's not Michael Bay music... it's from the miniseries "Children of Dune."
Indiana Fucking Jones!!!!!!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
11:09:11 AM
I just got a JONES watching that trailer, no pun intended haha but damn it it feels good to see Indiana Jones back but I really hope they don't overplay the CGI too much, and that scene with Cate Blanchett and Indiana Jones driving trough the cliff didn't seem that great. It looked like that scene with the dinosaurs in King Kong, just bad. Please give us a movie that makes us get a whip. PLease Lucas, I beg you.
Ahhhh...
by 24200124
Feb 14th, 2008
11:09:27 AM
I think I just came in my shorts. God bless Indiana Jones and new sequels...
Bobo vision...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
11:11:06 AM
Hmmm... let's see, decision, decisions... oh, I know: I'LL HAVE THE HAREM OF 20-YEAR OLD VIRGINS PLEASE!
Have to ruin things by bringing in religion
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 14th, 2008
11:11:18 AM
.....
didn't exactly foresee this TB turning into a religious fight
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:12:20 AM
I knew there'd be struggles. And I guess history has shown a TB argument can break out over just about anything. But somehow, I expected most of the conflict to be strictly over "will the movie suck" or not.
Lost Classics of the 80's
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:12:45 AM
Last Star Fighter, Explorers, Fright Night, Real Genius, the Howling, The Fly, The Outsiders, Red Dawn, The Changling, The Thing, oh yeah, fuck The Goonies.
SHORT ROUND PWNS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
11:13:10 AM
While Indy's swinging thorugh a warehouse, Shorty's in his Hong Kong penthouse apartment making billion dollar deals for his electronics conglomerate!!!
New Indy trailer kicks all kinds of ass!!!
by Arghh
Feb 14th, 2008
11:13:19 AM
The first movie I ever saw in a movie theatre was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when I was 6 years old, that was 19 years ago, and Spielberg is still (tied with George Lucas) my favorite director, I was skeptical as to whether the trailer was going to be any good or not, but once again Spielberg has blown away my expectations and delivered a trailer that kicks all kinds of ass, even with Harrison at 65 years old ^_^!
Just got off the phone to E.T.
by HarryBlackPotter
Feb 14th, 2008
11:13:54 AM
He liked the trailer, but said it would be better if Indy's whip was CGI.
THEBLOOP - DON'T FORGET YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
11:14:50 AM
It was on TV yesterday. I really dug that movie. Another Spielberg production. He was, and remains, the most proficient mogul in Hollywood history.
Oh and one more thing...
by Arghh
Feb 14th, 2008
11:15:04 AM
When I saw the trailer this morning for the first time on GMA, it made this grown man cry! (for real, ain't making it up) Brought back a lot of old memories from when I was a kid.
Merriman Lyon
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
11:15:24 AM
Take the 25 year old sluts. I've never understood the virgin thing they don't know what they are doing.

And the question remains where will you go from here? A SW convention? The line for the Aug 15 release of Clone Wars?

who really needs one more opinion?
by malificus
Feb 14th, 2008
11:15:35 AM
But I won't let that stop me. Coming in as a long-time Indy fanatic this preview kinda sucked, shades of Indy 2 which I still despise to this day. WHY am I watching one of the greatest action movie characters of all time swinging on his trademark whip with his legs bowed and his paunch all huge miss his mark and swing backassed into a truck and deliver a goofy "wah-wahhhh" line? Indy's penchant for finding his fat in the fire should be charming, NOT goofy, you make a goof of Indiana Jones and you shit on everything great about the character. They WILL blow this, I defended the Star Wars prequels I'm such a fanboy but this...THIS is gonna suck way more than the remotest splurging wetdreams of the most cynical AICN bitch posters. You need look no further than the pathetic, also-ran Clone War "see I'm as creative as Genndy Tartikovsky" animated series to see what a desperate hack Lucas is and how profoundly deserving he is of all the flack he gets. They should have just shovelled the last bit of dirt into the grave of the franchise and gotten F'ing Kevin Smith in to pen some lump of tripe just for the Jason Mewes diatribe alone, at least there would have been one laugh versus the sea of tears this shit is gonna generate.
MOHAMMED - THAT'S AN EXCESSIVE USE OF < P >
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
11:16:09 AM
Can't you find a happy median?
the complaints here are an all time stupid
by ArcadianDS
Feb 14th, 2008
11:16:14 AM
'ZOMG IN FRAME NUMBER SEVENTY_SEVEN POINT FOUR MARK, THE WHIP LOOKS FAKE!'

'OH NOES ITS A STUNT DOUBLE. HOW CRAP!'

'AN AMERICAN FLAG? ZOMG NOES THATS NOT AWESOMENESS AT ALL!'

'THA FITE IN THE TRUCK WAS TOO FUNNY AN I DONT GET JOKES MUCH!'

Seriously some of you in this thread are full blown raging retards.

YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES, yeah man
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:16:42 AM
Forgot that one, pretty classy film. dug it.
Look out, Merriman's "thrown down the Guantlet"
by Laserbrain
Feb 14th, 2008
11:16:45 AM
- but won't respond to anyone but his supporters. What an awesome display.
Not crazy about having aliens in this
by Steve Rogers
Feb 14th, 2008
11:17:15 AM
A veeeerrrrry fine line between being okay and ruining the shit out of the movie.
TheBloop
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
11:17:36 AM
Good to see the 'Explorers' love.
ALL I KNOW ABOUT GOD IS HE'S GONNA BE ON LINE
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
11:18:24 AM
for Indy IV on May 22.
I will defiinitely be in line opening night.
by kungfuhustler84
Feb 14th, 2008
11:18:59 AM
It looks like a great time at the movies. Perhaps a little too jokey and I'm still hoping maybe those dudes from Apocalypto will just kebab Shia in his first scene, but who doesn't want to see a 60 year old men swinging around with a whip? My inner Indy fan will probably like it no matter how much CG or lame one-liners there are. All I'll need is Harrison Ford being Indy.
Let's also add...
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:20:01 AM
*batteries not included , and who framed roger rabbit
Node32774 - Israel's creation
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:20:10 AM
I reluctantly enter a comment to the religious/land argument by pointing out that when the land formerly-known as Palestine was carved up by the British in May of 1948, portions were created as Israel "for the Jews", with other areas around it set aside for the Palestinians and other non-Jews who were already there to have their own "state".

When the neighboring Arab factions invaded the newly created state of Israel on the very day Israeli statehood was declared, they lost and Israeli forces subsequently pushed those boundaries back and occupied that land (in some places more than what they have today).

Perhaps this was what you meant in your previous post, though.

It's John Hurt in the car?
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
11:20:16 AM
I thought it looked like Mola Ram. As in, "Mola Ram booga-lam mola ram booga-lam."
Laserbrain
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
11:21:12 AM
I'm going first day don't be mis-lead. I just like hearing Merrinan's opinion and I like the fact that he's sticking to it. I really don't think he's going to go see it.

Besides if we all had the same opinion this would be boring.

GOODWILL to MEN cartoon on TCM Right now
by George Newman
Feb 14th, 2008
11:21:21 AM
Whoa-- except it's Mice, not chipmunks
by George Newman
Feb 14th, 2008
11:22:30 AM
same audio, this is weird
I liked the trailer
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
11:23:36 AM
although Marion's tits looked to small oh and the whip was too loud oh and Indy looked too old other than that I'm excited.
Do you know what you did to me? To my life?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:23:45 AM
Explorers - a movie that doesn't get enough "love"
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:24:07 AM
Admittedly, the aliens don't hodl up visually as well now (for me), but I still really dig that movie. It was the first thing I ever saw on VHS. How many times as kids did my friends and I try to design plans to build a fort/space capsule from stuff around our houses? More than I can count.
Shaman in the car?
by jwnulife
Feb 14th, 2008
11:25:58 AM
Actually, I think it may have been the wise old shaman from Temple of Doom in the car. I think I heard him saying something like, "you will go to Pankot Palace to find sivalinga and bring back to us... bring back to us...bring back to us...
Abom, yep, it's a glimpse of Hurt
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:07 AM
bouncing around like a skinny version of Connery from the early scenes of The Rock. (blech, how dare I mention a Bay movie in an Indy TB! Even if it's one of the only Bay movies I remember as decent.)

Too cool that marion is driving that truck thing at some point!

You think Indy and Marion
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:12 AM
have a little kinky party with that bazooka? you know like Clinton and Lewinski.
To Merriman Lyon
by Arghh
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:13 AM
To Merriman Lyon? Have you ever had a script that's been honored by the WGA as one of the 101 Best Scripts of all time? No. George Lucas has. Have you ever been honored with the Irving G. Thalberg award for lifetime achievement? No. George Lucas has. Have you ever had nine movies that have made 100 plus million dollars? No. George Lucas has. Have you ever been nominated for an academy award for best screenplay? No. George Lucas has. Two times (one for American Graffiti and the other for Star Wars). Have you ever had a film on the American Film Institute's list of the 100 best movies of all time? No. George Lucas has. Will anyone remember Merriman Lyon 100 years from now? You answer that question. Will anyone remember George Lucas.... yes!
You think Indy and Marion
by Rat Fink
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:29 AM
have a little kinky party with that bazooka? you know like Clinton and Lewinski.
ok im going to say it
by comicgeekoidtoo
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:34 AM
Some of the action with a nearly 70 year old Indy just didn't look right. When the trailer cut away from Indy to what was clearly a stuntman swinging with the whip...I dunno man, I wanna believe but... More disturbing to me, it seems pretty clear this thing has to do with aliens. The subtext of the Indy films has always (yes, I know, always means only three) been : faithless man becomes the defender of faith. If this is like an X_files thing, its just nto going to feel right. Third, I know Hollywood is desperate to replace certain aging types : Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, etc. but Shia is not impressing me as the apparantly annointed replacement for Tom Hanks.
Chills, man. Serious Chills
by DKT
Feb 14th, 2008
11:26:37 AM
When he put the hat on and the music kicked in. Holy crap. Looks GREAT. I cannot wait...
REMO WILLIAMS > INDY
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:27:47 AM
way better than indy b/c of two words: WILFRED BRIMLEY...
No, guy in car is old scrawny Egyptian from Raiders
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:27:55 AM
"And take back one kadan to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is."

I just love that fucking guy. Can't say enough about his performance.

The man in the hat is back...
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
11:28:26 AM
...to make you come in your pants.
yo
by comicgeekoidtoo
Feb 14th, 2008
11:29:11 AM
Doesn't this alien thng change the subtext of the character? and Shia Labouf sucks.
No, the guy in the car is the sacrificial victim from Doom
by jwnulife
Feb 14th, 2008
11:30:20 AM
Couldn't you hear him chanting, "Oh Num Shi Voy! Oh Num Shi Voy! Oh Num Shi Voy! Oh Num Shi Voy!
Will Remo William fans take over this talk back?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:30:51 AM
Like the MegaForce ones have done time after time? My favorite WILFRED BRIMLEY moment. him getting the Quaker Oats beat out of him with a briefcase in the Firm.
There's a rumor that actually indy dies in this film
by ludmir88
Feb 14th, 2008
11:32:12 AM
rumor?
John Hurt = Abner Ravenwood?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:32:25 AM
Abner is dead. Unless this takes place before Raiders. Which it doesn't because Indy's old as shit now.

I'm confused.

Yes.
by George Newman
Feb 14th, 2008
11:32:31 AM
Aw man, I loved remo williams
YES!!!!! indy is back!!!!
by virtual_ninja
Feb 14th, 2008
11:33:40 AM
eat that u cum guzzling haters
Chun/Short Round
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:34:31 AM
I AM BETTER THAN THAT! (cue credits)
Alien mummy/skeletons running on the pyramid?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:34:58 AM
Does anyone else think they saw this? I don't know what "time" it's at, but in the scene immediately after the close shot on Indy going down the circular well of stairs, there's that aerial of the pyramid and people running out of and down it. All the way to thr right, it looks like white anthropomorphs coming out of it.

They're definitely a different shade than the natives who make up most of the people streaming from the centre of the pyramid.

Greatest WILFORD BRIMLEY dialogue:
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:36:17 AM
(paraphrased)

"Imagine your young wife heading out to the mailbox, anxiously anticipating her new issue of Redbook. Or perhaps the Sharper Image catalog. What if she finds instead... heartache, Mitch. The death of love and trust. Devastating."

Oscar-worthy delivery. Shit, it's even James Worthy delivery.

Religion with Indiana Jones?
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
11:37:04 AM
Guys, please if you're going to bring religion in to this, you might as well be talking about politics too. Let the arguments begin.......
Dashing Roger - sorry if you just got "spoiled"
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:38:29 AM
but, yeah, Abner's not really dead. At least, not anymore.
"Damn I thought that was closer" continued
by heks
Feb 14th, 2008
11:39:28 AM
Ok, turns out I was wrong. I wasn't watching close enough because that doesn't seem to be two scenes. But now that I see what happened I think it's way funnier. When he tries to swing onto the back of the jeep from the top of the crates, the jeep ends up being just a bit too far and he swings back from the peak of his swing forward and goes right through the windshield of the truck behind him. I think it definitely will be edited better in the actual film. But I think the surprise of Indy and the truck drivers could reasonably account for the pause where he says "Damn, I thought that was closer" before throwing the commies a beat down.
finky089
by Billy Batts
Feb 14th, 2008
11:41:21 AM
I thought I saw that too, but now I think it's the same people with some sort of white/chalky body paint. I'm almost always wrong, though.
Dashing Roger
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:41:24 AM
I like when he goes on about the photos, "all intimate and like..."
the problem
by systemsbroom
Feb 14th, 2008
11:41:38 AM
or at least, my problem, with any space-monkey plotline in an indiana jones movie, is that the previous movies all had artifacts/power-objects/macguf fins rooted in human myth and legend. So the films were about these ancient, magical powers that resided beneath human civilization, irretrievably and subtly intertwined with it, but still lost to it in such a way that an adventuring acheologist (or bunch of nazis or a wacky indian witch doctor) was needed to find them.

Space monkeys, on the other hand, are just like you an me, except with better technology. Nothing mystical or adventurous about it, or at least, not in a way that calls for an artifact-hunter.

Basically, the difference is this: part of the fun of an Indy movie is that the struggle over the macguffin is, in the real world, a little comic. Nazis can't really take over the world with a fancy ark/jewbox or an old cup a famous guy may or may not have drank out of (nor can people be enslaved by special rocks, even in India). This is what makes the stories fantastic. Conversely, alien technology would undeniably be useful for nazis/communists/witch doctors, so there is no element of fantasy involved in them (unless you go the new agey route, which has even more problems).

Additionally aliens, by definition, have nothing to do with humanity, or human history (chariots of the gods and other vaguely racist-flavored books notwithstanding), so if the plot is aliens, why involve Indy at all? He isn't a scientist, or an exo-diplomat or anything. At best, he'd be like a guide or something for the government types.

Or maybe not. Maybe there are no aliens in this, or maybe the creative geniuses behind rehashing a 20 year old trilogy are clever and inventive in a way I'm not seeing. In any event, I have thought too much about this. As have, I suspect, many others here on this board.

Everyone forgets the cgi facemelting reprise in Crusade
by half vader
Feb 14th, 2008
11:42:03 AM
You young whippersnappers!
No apology necessary
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:42:54 AM
Thanks to both of you for clearing that up. Just learned today that John Hurt is playing Abner, which contradicts Raiders, which kind of pisses me off because GL is rewriting history, but it shouldn't surprise me, he is, after all, GL.

I also just learned today that my father is not my real father because the dog beat him up the stairs. What a fucking day I'm having.

Attention Haters
by m_prevette
Feb 14th, 2008
11:43:14 AM
Go away and watch some crap ass Asian shit or Will Ferrell. Or maybe even Eli Roth. Go now. Do not hasten to go.
Did anybody see if Kurt Russell laughed or not?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
11:44:02 AM
Just curious...
It's not CGI we see !
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
11:45:20 AM
It's rear projection, goodamnit ! You internet geeks have gotten so hybrid with your keyboards and flat screens, ya can't make the different anymore, as long as something looks odd, ya scream CGI ! CGI ! CGI !CGI ! CGI ! CGI !CGI !CGI ! Just like headless chickens. REAR PROJECTION GOODAMNIT GOOD OLD REAR PROJECTION IS FINALLY BACK !
agreed, looks kind of phony
by gernblanston67
Feb 14th, 2008
11:45:24 AM
...and a little too tongue-in-cheek.
"or at least, my problem"
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
11:46:20 AM
Your problem is you think you are superior to Steven Spielberg and George Lucas because you are an internet geek with no wife and no life.
Maybe the Russian's need alien technology to win the Space War
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
11:46:26 AM
Man, I'm feeling dumb as hell today but what year was it that the Russian's were fighting with the U.S. to see which one went to the Moon first?
Node32774
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:47:46 AM
The conflict in that region can't be boiled down to any blanket statement because it's far too complex. BUT, religious differences did play a very large underlying reason for the conflict and everything that has happened and continues to happen has further solidified the differences and caused all sides to be further entrenched in the belief they are "right".

Back to Indy for me now

not a LAST CRUSADE fan either...
by sonnyboo2
Feb 14th, 2008
11:49:00 AM
I'm with the other guys saying this looks to be more like LAST CRUSADE, and that's not a good thing. Remember when Sean Connery & Indy make one liners about how close that was, a bomb gets dropped in front of their car, then they get out- Warner Brothers cartoon style, wipe off the dirt and continue to run? I don't want that. What made RAIDERS so special was that the FX and supernatural elements were laid back, subtle and that made them feel more "real". This looks to be competing with the atrocious LARA CROFT movies with effects, action, and poor dialogue. I'll still see this, but my expectations are WAY low now.
LOL MWAB-FP
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:49:09 AM
A tip of the hat to you, sir.
Shia?
by Tal111
Feb 14th, 2008
11:49:26 AM
Why'd it have to be Shia?
To systemsbroom
by stamper
Feb 14th, 2008
11:49:36 AM
"part of the fun of an Indy movie is that the struggle over the macguffin is, in the real world, a little comic. " Yawn ! Yer putting me asleep already ! JUST LET GOOD OLD SPIELBY GIVE US SOME NEW INDY AND SHUT THE F UP ! who care's about theory, yer not the filmmaker so shut up and enjoy, or get out and leave us enjoy our pleasure just because you never had sex except by paying doesn't make you superior to us !
Billy Batts - alien/mummies
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:49:41 AM
Yeah, I think you're right. I (like the uberIndyfan I am) just played back those clips about 15 times and in the scene right after with the close-up of Indy being pursued down the pyramid, you can see the chalky-white natives if you catch it just right.

by redkamel
Feb 14th, 2008
11:50:17 AM
Im an indy fan, and was really excited for the trailer...till I saw the villainess has a stupid haircut, mutts jacket is ugly, theres way too much CGI in the trailer, and rather than the classic "look" when something goes wrong Indy stops to make a comment during a fight...while the dumb passenger just looks at him. and the "part time" line...come on. its a good line, but delivering it backlit from the top of a hill? its not exactly the deepest, most dramatic line. This movie just went down in my opinion. I REALLY hope its not another T3 that poops on everything that came before it by making fun of itself and being rediculously far fetched. The McGuffin isnt even historical (part of which made temple of doom not as interesting in my opinion)
Arrgh...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
11:52:08 AM
Not YET, Arrgh - but I also haven't been nominated for a Golden Raspberry half a dozen times. American Graffitti? Star Wars? You are seriously puting these forward as evidence that Lucas has still 'got it' THOSE MOVIES WERE MADE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO! You've obviously been asleep for the past thirty years. Let me bring you up to date: after the early success of those movies (made when Lucas was young, ambitious, imaginative, hungry for success - unburdened by a family, by a vast financial empire, and by his advancing years), he made the following movies: Howard The DUck, An Ewok Adventure, The Phantom Menace, Attack Of The Clones, Revenge Of The Sith. All of the above would comfortably feature in a list of the worst movies of all time. His bad movies vastly outweigh his good ones. He'll be remembered in 100 years, you say? So will Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Adventures in BabySitting!
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
11:52:16 AM
Who did want to jump on Elizabeth Shoe's bones after watching that as teenager. Love the "Babysitting Blues" number.
That looks fantastic!
by Trazadone
Feb 14th, 2008
11:54:55 AM
Can't wait.
Sputnik and Indy IV both were/are 1957
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:55:23 AM
The fake soldiers all have president names
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
11:55:29 AM
just noticed that.
WILFORD BRIMLEY will also be remembered 100 years from now
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
11:55:37 AM
James Worthy? Hmm, maybe not so much.
Okay trailer
by eXcommunicated
Feb 14th, 2008
11:56:28 AM
Not really that great guys. The line delivery was horrible. Still have hope though. :)
Indiana Jones haters
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
11:57:59 AM
Away and watch Jumper.
You Americans, you're all the same.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
11:58:25 AM
Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.
Goerge Lucas Loves all!!!!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
11:58:48 AM
HAhah In some parts I agree with you Merriman but I'll be damn if you don't thing ROTS ws good cause that last 30 to 40 mnts felt like old Star Wars to me but George Lucas deserves to be kicked in the nuts for ever trying to do Howard the Duck. I mean, what the fuck was he thinking? oh, and anyways, what year is the Indy movie taking place on?
INDIANA JONES AND THE
by LARDASSESREVENGE
Feb 14th, 2008
11:58:56 AM
i must say though shia seemed not to be whiney and winstone didnt seem bumbly and karen arreen wasnt showed much and indy seemed bad asss when his shadow ssnatchedd up his hat and when he stopped to make a joke before punching the guy when he fell ass first in the truck and when he swings on the rope and kicks the dude. good. but its only a few clips so who knowws?
Indy "aliens" - "real" or just a red hering?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
11:59:22 AM
I sorta hoped for a while that the aliens (even when them being involved in this story were just rumor) were not really going to be aliens, but merely a cleverly written red herring for something earthly or supernatural, but not actual aliens. Perhaps the UFO rumors started in the late-40's because it was a cover for US and Soviet technology and the film woudl play into that?

But as the alien-looking crystal skull photos and "mummy/skeleton" pics have essentialyl proven there's some tangible evidence for them in this film, I've gradually (and reluctantly) accepted they will likely become part of the Indyverse.

There's a small glimmer of hope left inside that I'll be proven wrong by some great plot twist, though.

Sorry, 'Mohammed'
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:01:01 PM
Because of your handle, I can't really take you seriously. Get another one that doesn't involve child sex and I'll reply to you.
Haters be damned!
by sewiz
Feb 14th, 2008
12:02:04 PM
That was sweetastic and a half. And all those whiners complaining about CGI? What cgi, exactly? Nothing in the whole trailer stood out to me as CGI. Those natives looked scary, the action looks (cartoony as ever, but...) awesome, and plenty of humor (which despite the hate on Crusade is a series trademark). Cannot wait! Oh and btw, did anyone catch the "premier" on GMA -- oh my hell what a disgrace. They talked over the entire thing, and cut it short! No respect, I tell ya!
Abner Ravenwood
by iRovr
Feb 14th, 2008
12:02:12 PM
Who says he is alive? Maybe the opening scene will be a flashback? Maybe not, since John Hurt is an old bastard.
Flag
by Tenenbaum
Feb 14th, 2008
12:05:02 PM
All this talk about the US being hated around the world is liberal bullshit. France, Canada, UK, Japan, Mexico, Spain, all have unabashedly pro US presidents/prime ministers. But hey, "the world hates America" has been repeated on NPR, Air America, and by other ultra leftists enough times so I guess it must be true. And to the person who said they can't believe that anyone today is religious...based on how science is showing how utterly complex the universe is it's a wonder anyone can't believe in God.
whoa there, stamper
by systemsbroom
Feb 14th, 2008
12:06:37 PM
Just expressing some thoughts about an Indiana Jones movie in an Indiana Jones talkback, and why I'm less-than-excited about a potential sci-fi plot. I certainly don't think that I'm "superior" to Spielberg or Lucas when it comes to making movies, but then I'm not setting out to make a movie; I'm just trying to discuss/decide whether or not to see this particular one.

I kinda liked the trailer, and probably will end up watching this movie. Does that make you happier?

"not as easy as it used to be" *winks at screen*
by smackfu
Feb 14th, 2008
12:07:04 PM
That's the only thing that worries me, is that in places where there should be whitty remarks, there will be self-references and winks to the audience regarding Indy's age.
"Meh"...
by Kid Z
Feb 14th, 2008
12:07:53 PM
... "I said Meh!" Have fun watching Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Three Has-Beens, kiddies... maybe I'll catch in when it shows up on TNT.
CHILLLLLLLLS!!!!
by SlickyVonBoner
Feb 14th, 2008
12:08:59 PM
Yes, that trailer gave me mother-fuckin chills. Wow! If that didn't do anything for you, you are dead inside!!! HA! Good action, good special effects. I think Shia will actually be good in this. Saw him in some Disney movie called 'Holes' or something where he was actually pretty good. The tribal people remind me of the opening of Raiders.... nice!!!
Mohammed...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:09:24 PM
It's the consistent focus on child sex in your id and comments - not appropriate for a movie discussion. You may have interesting ideas to add about the Indy movie - but I have to ignore them because your child sex thing gets in the way. And it's definitely justification for getting you removed from this Talkback. You'll find that people on both sides of this discussion have little time for people who are interested in child sex.
I can't believe it took until 11:52:08 AM to get a Hitler mentio
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:09:25 PM
What's the name of that law?
iRovr - Hurt's in the car chase with Blanchett
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:09:38 PM
It could just be clever editing for the trailer, but it looked pretty convincing to me. Check the trailer again. Hurt plays Abner. And in the scene where where Blanchett tries to bump Indy's vehicle off the side of a cliff, you can see Winstone and Hurt bumping around in the back of the vehicle.

I suppose THIS sequence could have taken place in the past, but I highly doubt it for seveal reasons: 1) Indy looks as old as he does in the rest of the trailer, 2) nothg so far has led me to believe Blanchett is an old rival of Indy's and 3) Blanchett looks exactly the same in that scene as she has in every other scene in the trailer and pic we've seen so far.

I wish Abner was still dead and there had been no retconning, but alas, it appears not to be.

Mohammed...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:10:35 PM
It's the consistent focus on child sex in your id and comments - not appropriate for a movie discussion. You may have interesting ideas to add about the Indy movie - but I have to ignore them because your child sex thing gets in the way. And it's definitely justification for getting you removed from this Talkback. You'll find that people on both sides of this discussion have little time for some one who is interested in child sex.
Indiana Jones and...
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
12:10:47 PM
...the Trailer that Elicited Come
I just got an Indiana JONER
by Puddleglum
Feb 14th, 2008
12:10:48 PM
right in my pants. BRING THIS SHIT ON!
I just wish his name wasn't Abner
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:11:32 PM
All I can think about is Lil' Abner ... and that's what Marion's mom said!
looking forward to downloading this
by Rupee88
Feb 14th, 2008
12:13:13 PM
I'm sure not going to pay $10 to help this contrived and transparent money grab.
The only thing that could make this trailer better is...
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:14:14 PM
Wilford Brimley.

And James Worthy.

Together again.

That was a weak joke on my part
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:14:31 PM
Too much Q at lunch.
You sir, are a moron
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 14th, 2008
12:16:19 PM
...
Now, what's supposed to be coming out of there?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
12:16:27 PM
Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Rupee88
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
12:17:14 PM
Bye then. Enjoy Prince Caspian and 10,000 B.C. The rest of us will be watching Jones.
Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday School?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:17:18 PM
i just had a geekgasm
by DonnyUnitas
Feb 14th, 2008
12:17:28 PM
i mean wow.
I speak of Mr. Butt Fuck of course
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 14th, 2008
12:18:04 PM
...
Best Wilford Brimley role...
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
12:18:23 PM
Dr. David Wetherly in .... Progeny !! From the great Brian Yuzna.
Indiana Jones and the Wannabe CGI Experts
by Lord Haw Haw
Feb 14th, 2008
12:18:29 PM
For all you TBers goose-stepping to the tune of "Too Much CGI", let me just say this: Return of the Jedi. Speeder bike chase. Super Star Destroyer plunging into Death Star II. Now if you think that tops anything being done with CGI, then I....don't know what to tell you. Have fun with your mattes, stop-motion, and plastic models soaked in lighter fluid. By the way, do you think Lucas would like a do-over on the above mentioned shots? Translate that any way you wish.
Doctor Jones, we've heard a lot about you.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
12:18:50 PM
Have you.
Mohammed
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:19:00 PM
You were wrong. I don't need to get you removed if you stop referring to child sex.
Mohammed - Where's Abner
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:19:36 PM
I think your theory on his foremer whereabouts are on the right track.

The way his death is left so vague in Raiders (in retrospect it's a gaping hole ripe to be retconned by the Beared Ones), he could easily have been captured and Marion told he was dead.

My suspicion is that the his capture was related somehow to the artifacts involved in this new film. The Soviets are now close to solving whatever it was ABner was working on (or stumbled upon) many years before. So, they brought him to this place now that things are coming together (for reasons I assume will be expained inthe film.)

The Circuit City ad is fucking annoying
by heyscot
Feb 14th, 2008
12:20:29 PM
I've been trying to click to get to the fucking trailer and it keeps taking me to a fucking Circuit City website because the fucking ad spills over the fucking Indy picture. Whoever accepts ads for this site shouldn't allow such shit. Now let me go watch the fucking trailer.
But I've a feeling you won't be able to stop.
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:20:49 PM
You people never can, can you? Just keep re-offending until you get put away.
Excellent! That made my Valentines Day even better and Jumper is
by FILMFUNK
Feb 14th, 2008
12:21:08 PM
They play on his age but not in a ''I'm too old for this shit'' way instead an inspired short sighted still manages to land on one of the trucks kind of way! Classic!!!

If you did not get a buzz from that trailer you're either dead, a fish, or you don't geek on movies or your a dead geekless fish!

Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 14th, 2008
12:21:55 PM
That's what scares me.
The museum will buy them as always.
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:22:25 PM
Oh, yes, they are very nice.
Look at Motoko breakin out the lines
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:22:25 PM
i wanna play!
You would use a bulldozer to find a china...cup.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:23:20 PM
Gobler, wake your men!
CGI PANTS???
by erichaislar
Feb 14th, 2008
12:23:31 PM
I am hoping that there is something in the scene they are trying to cover up like maybe the ARK? and they erased it for the trailer and put on pants there instead.
Jumper Is OK kind of fun...
by FILMFUNK
Feb 14th, 2008
12:23:41 PM
but sort of ends just as it's getting going! looks like they were setting up a franchise right there.
Indy there is no time. If you want the Ark it is being put
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:24:08 PM
on a truck to Cairo.

Truck? What truck?

I grew up with this. It is my "family label"
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:25:00 PM
I like you Rene. Very much.
Good!Good!Good! You see Indy, you see?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:26:06 PM
Epshi, epshi, epshi!
I think many of you are missing the point...
by ScaryWaitress
Feb 14th, 2008
12:26:36 PM
...while it's fun to debate Christian doctrine and all, the point IS that we have here a new Indy movie with some less-than-Biblically-inspired subject matter, which is what worries me... LC haters have to admit that the strongest of the three movies had Biblically inspired story lines.

Another fact also remains... I, too, am eternally disappointed with George Lucas for screwing the Star Wars pooch. Every time I think about how he took his status as a legendary figure in moviemaking and threw it away with both hands the way he did, I shake my head... it's just sad. We all need to keep in mind, however, that Spielberg is still at the helm, and although he's spent the last two decades being Mr. Serious Filmmaker, I still believe in him. He makes the good stuff, people. So I am willing to give this a chance.

AND, just so you all remember... Raiders' success was a FLUKE. Spielberg made this movie as a throwback to the pulpy action films of his youth. It was never supposed to be such hallowed canon as it is. So lighten up.

I don't think the waterfall shot is CG
by Darth_Inedible
Feb 14th, 2008
12:26:43 PM
Isn't that Iguazu Falls?
Merrick , you are a fucker!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
12:27:06 PM
Could be fun? You are damn right it's going to be fun! It's going to be fucking awesome! And IT WAS SHOT ON FILM 100%. This was actually one of the few things that was confirmed.
No Mohanmmed you were suposed to say
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:27:31 PM
"If I offended you, then I am sorry" ala Temple of Doom. Ah, but then, maybe you aren't really sorry. But there's always sarcasm!

Damn, I'm stupidly giddy over Indy today.

It's a transmitter! It's a radio for speaking to God!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:30:26 PM
And it's within our reach.
The Talkbacks here more often than not..
by Evil_Imp
Feb 14th, 2008
12:30:57 PM
Degenerate into the most foul ,childish , nonsense I come across on talkbacks. what a joke AICN has become. This site is more of a turnoff these days with no censorship of the constant hijacking of decent discussions by mental midgets who think they are experts on film. It's cool to be unsure of this movie. it's also ok to hate Lucas or Spielberg. It's ok to have an opinion but it is not ok to degenerate a discussion about a movie into one about Pedophilia , personal shots at the creators that are unrelated to anything but your own mean spirit and your own insecurities. Get a life, ( you know who you are ). some of the comments here border on a mental instability. This movie is for FANS of the Indy series, those who already have their minds made up are just wasting their time (and many seem to have way to much of it on their hands)trying to critique the most minute details. these opinions are just that . If you hate the movie so bad already and you have no faith why not have SOME integrity and walk away? you can't cause you have nothing else. sad but true. the venom spewed here is simply symptomatic
Ah, I thought I would find you there. Better than
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:31:07 PM
the United States Marines.
If you love Indiana Jones, then this Talkback should reach a tho
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
12:31:22 PM
You want to talk to God?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:31:35 PM
Let's go see him together.

I've got nothing better to do.

It depends on how reasonable we're all going to be...
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:31:55 PM
all I want is the girl!
What the Fuck?
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
12:32:28 PM
Damn subject line, it cut me off but anyways this talkback should reach a thousand posts if you love Indy
And if we refuse?

Then your Fuhrer has no prize.
by finky089

Feb 14th, 2008
12:32:43 PM
WILFRED BRIMLEY'S GREATEST PERFORMANCE EVER!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:33:54 PM
"Quaker Oats. Good for you."
Captain, I found him!

Where?

There!
by finky089

Feb 14th, 2008
12:33:57 PM
Cue Raiders March as Indy clings to a submarine.
You had to go BringingBeetisBack, didn't you?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:34:39 PM
"A tool of minute proportions"
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:35:15 PM
Mohammed, you're still talking about child sex! Zing!
WILFORD BRIMLEY as old cajun halfwit in HARD TARGET
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:35:33 PM
Heaven. Sheer heaven.
'Whip's Sound is too Loud'
by JMcLovin
Feb 14th, 2008
12:35:36 PM
Honestly? Maybe I should start complaining about how his pants should be an 8th of an inch tighter. Get a fucking grip.

by JMcLovin
Feb 14th, 2008
12:36:12 PM
For nearly 2,000 years man has been searching for the lost Ark.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:36:25 PM
It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows it's secrets. It's like nothing you've gone after before.
BEST LINE IN TEMPLE OF DOOM!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:37:57 PM
"No time for love Doctor Jones!!"

"Stroke faster bitch we're about to crash!!"

(Last part cut from theatrical release)

...Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
12:38:02 PM
All these Raiders quotes...
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
12:38:21 PM
...are killing me. Because they're so good. Yeah, they're one liners and funny, but absolutely organic to the scene and characters. Harrison Ford was a real guy, ala Bogart, and you believe he'd say something like "It ain't the years, honey..." From there, we went to "I don't like fast women," followed by "Ah, Venice." Totally tongue in cheek and over the top. Looks like this will be more of the same. I'm not a hater; I'm psyched to go see this. Just a little disappointed it's going to be another Last Crusade romp.
indy 4
by Magnethead
Feb 14th, 2008
12:39:25 PM
F*&K YEAH! can't wait
Although...
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
12:39:58 PM
I'd pay real money for Cate Blanchett to whip out a nunchuck coat hanger when she's holding Marion prisoner.
Every last one of you...
by darthvedder81
Feb 14th, 2008
12:40:03 PM
...will be watching this the day it comes out. Just like you were there for all 3 Star Wars prequels and just like you'll be there for "Clone Wars" in August.
THIS WAS SHOT ON FILM!!!!!!!!!!!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
12:40:44 PM
For the millionth time, this was done on film. This will be a lot more obvious if you see the trailer in the theater.
The nunchuk coat hangar was great
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:41:18 PM
That sort of subtle humor is often missing in today's films.
oh
by JMcLovin
Feb 14th, 2008
12:41:27 PM
and as for the trailer itself, I actually really enjoyed it. complete nostalgia when the indy theme played, halfway through the trailer. and as many others have already mentioned, lets just hope that they don't overplay the age angle.
WAS THIS SHOT ON FILM?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:42:09 PM
Looks digital.
I'm an Alien and I believe in Christians...
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 14th, 2008
12:42:46 PM
...in fact I believe I'll have another one right now. Mmmmmm, crunchy.

In other news, I thought the teaser felt a little slow, it just didn't flow smoothly enough and it's pacing seemed a bit off. That said, the footage and the film itself looks great, and I honestly can't wait until this hits screens.

Do you think anyone ever called Indy "Hank"?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:42:58 PM
"Hank Jones. I always knew someday you'd come walking through my door again."

Actually, yeah, that sounds awful.

It LOOKS great but..
by DiamondJoe
Feb 14th, 2008
12:43:38 PM
..we must never forget or forgive George Lucas (or anyone at Lucasfilm for not having a word in his ear) for so comprehensively shitting on the Star Wars legacy the way he did, and since this is his story, there is MUCH reason to be concerned. Hopefully Spielberg, Ford and Karen Allen will be antidote enough to whatever poison Lucas has injected into this project.
It LOOKS great but..
by DiamondJoe
Feb 14th, 2008
12:43:41 PM
..we must never forget or forgive George Lucas (or anyone at Lucasfilm for not having a word in his ear) for so comprehensively shitting on the Star Wars legacy the way he did, and since this is his story, there is MUCH reason to be concerned. Hopefully Spielberg, Ford and Karen Allen will be antidote enough to whatever poison Lucas has injected into this project.
Yeah, it's in film.
by JMcLovin
Feb 14th, 2008
12:44:14 PM
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that the hack, Lucas, attempted to sway Spielberg away from film, and towards digital instead. Spielberg told him where to shove it.
If high adventure has a name, it must be Hank Jones
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:45:06 PM
Looks like film to me
by Snookeroo
Feb 14th, 2008
12:45:25 PM
Thankfully -- all that digital crap ends up being too dark to tell what's going on.
Not offended, Mohammed..
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
12:45:30 PM
But it does make me sad. I couldn't comment on your Indy contributions because of the surprising name you chose, but since then, of course, a more important issue has arisen than squabbling over a mere movie. It would be inhuman to continue with a movie discussion -to pretend that you hadn't spoken up and to ignore your situation. I know that usually it's something to do with the fact you guys got abused as children - and that the cycle continues when you become adults but you CAN put a stop to it. I strongly urge you to TAKE CHARGE of the situation: get the support you need before it's too late. You don't HAVE to do this. You don't have to become the very thing you hate. But even as I'm typing this I know it's probably useless: so few of you seek out help before the damage is done. And then you have to spend years in prison, living in self-disgust, shunned even by other inmates. Is that really what you want? It doesn't have to be that way. That's all I'll say about it - please God it'll do some good.
I so can't wait
by Spacekicker2001
Feb 14th, 2008
12:45:45 PM
it looks good...I hope it lives up to the look of the thing
Embeedeuce..... you're right
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
12:45:49 PM
All this quotes are bringing back memories and I'm going to start seeing all the Indy movies again just for the quotes. MY personal favorite quote is "It's not the years honey, it's the milage" and "I hate snakes Jock, I hate'em" first time a hero admit it that he was scared of something. You know Superman would never say, " I hate pussy, Jimmy, I hate'em"
I ONLY SAW PHANTOM MENACE IN THE THEATER
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:46:02 PM
Fool me once ...
Humour and aliens
by theyreflockingthisway
Feb 14th, 2008
12:46:12 PM
What's with all this "too much humour" crap?

One of the things I LOVED from Raiders was the humour. Indy shooting the swordman, the coathanger gag, the mirror in the fact and Indy's many one liners.

Most of you are acting like they've turned it into an episode of the Benny Hill show when, what I see with the trailer, is the same type of humour we got in Raiders. I know I'm going to get a response saying "Indy saying a line before hitting someone is way more silly than a nazi monkey" but I disagree in advance. Didn't see anything wrong here.

I'm also curious if the film really is about aliens. That shot of the magnetic Roswell thing might actually just be a cool one shot thing in the crate scene. After all Cate's character doesn't have glasses so that might not occur after the shot of her. Maybe it's there intentionally so we get a surprise with the story come release.
chrth, I think you mean "godwin", maybe?
by systemsbroom
Feb 14th, 2008
12:46:14 PM
Merriman, I just read your original post...
by Abin Sur
Feb 14th, 2008
12:48:27 PM
And then all the ones after. Dude, you sound wickedly stupid. And the Dr. Phil diatribe you JUST spouted? Makes you kinda sound like a poof.
To the naysayers...
by Blanket-Man
Feb 14th, 2008
12:48:43 PM
My 8-year-old son discovered the original Indy flicks recently - he loves 'em, of course - and he can't wait for the new one. As I watch and re-watch the 'somewhat underwhelming but not too bad' trailer, I'm reminding myself just how cool it is that I'll be able to go see a brand-new Indy flick with my little boy in a few short months. Since the early 90s or so, who among us thought it would ever happen?!? Blanket-Boy and I will be there on Opening Day, lapping it up! Haters begone!!!
LOOKS DIGITAL
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:49:56 PM
Remember Indy on the bridge in TOD? That's definitely film. This looks digital.
A couple of points
by Etienne72772
Feb 14th, 2008
12:50:39 PM
Remo Williams was not a good movie. I could tell that when I was 12. Be prepared. There will be a LOT of lines in the movie about Indy being old. I think the "I thought it was closer" would have been better, subtler, and funnier if the line was never given--just the shock on Indy's face about where he ended up, then he beats the crap out of the guys in the truck. Right now, he says the line, and the two dudes in the truck stare at him while he delivers this line, then "accept" Indy's fist.
Based on the number of posts
by ATARI
Feb 14th, 2008
12:51:21 PM
The two Indy threads have produced today (over 1000). I think it is safe to say that Indy 4 will be the big box office champ this year.
systemsbroom: Yep, Godwin's Law. That's it
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:52:06 PM
Although 640 posts and only one post (well, I guess two including my post mentioning the first) might be a record.
Dr Jones, I've heard a lot about you sir
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
12:52:11 PM
Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined!
finky089 - Damn, bet you are right.
by iRovr
Feb 14th, 2008
12:52:13 PM
That sure does appear to be him back there. I don't think I'm so upset with Abner not actually being dead. Marion only said that "Abner is dead." Maybe she was told this, maybe she only meant dead to her. If that is Abner in the back of that amphibious car he looks like he's been off the grid for a long time.
Hank, why does the floor move?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
12:52:18 PM
I told you, it's Indy, not Hank, you fat bastard. Now, give me the fucking torch.
ok, NOW I am souped!!
by Darth Thoth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:52:48 PM
Something about that trailer just got me giddy like a schoolboy. Wow. The music. The action. The nods to the fans. Everything about that trailer was great! Wow. I'm a little surprised at how excited I am. I NEED THIS MOVIE TO ROCK. I NEED IT!!!! May 22nd baby!!!!!!!
Merriman
by just pillow talk
Feb 14th, 2008
12:53:10 PM
How did you deal with the SHUNNING and SELF-DISGUST?

Hey Evil_Imp...THIS....IS....TAAAA AAAAAALKBACK!

I just love that.

I LIKE TO USE CAP LOCK AS A SUBJECT
by Braffed
Feb 14th, 2008
12:53:41 PM
What this railer had to accomplish is....
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
12:54:06 PM
showing us not only that it's going to be a good Indy movie, but prove to us why they HAD to make another Indy movie, and I'm sorry but I just didn't get either one of them. The whole affair looked blase. Like someone ripping off an Indiana Jones movie. That's not me being cynical, it's me being realistic. I really think Spielberg bit off more htan he could chew here.
Node32774, runaway capitalism?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
12:54:15 PM
DIRECT DOWNLOAD
by choop
Feb 14th, 2008
12:55:59 PM
When the Raiders March kicked in I got chills!! www.vimeo.com/691283 Enjoy folks.
Node32774, runaway capitalism?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
12:56:33 PM
That's kind of like saying. "terrible success". I was going to try to keep my post light and frothy, about lost classics of 80s, MILFs, and my love of Steven and John Williams working together, put after reading your typical moonbat dribble, it is ON!
FINKY - WHAT'S BEETIS?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
12:57:10 PM
I didn't get that, sorry.
Indy looks at Shia: That boy ain't right
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
12:57:25 PM
Yeah, I could work with that.
Who knows, in a thousand years
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
12:58:42 PM
even you may be worth something!
Jeezus!!! Talkback Insanity Reigns Supreme!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
12:58:46 PM
Feast you fucking jackals!
Slake your fucking thirst!
i hope indy puts his hat on one of the baby grays
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
12:59:03 PM
and it giggles. the good morning america gang also mentioned "numerous cameos from those int eh earlier films some" and something about some being known and some being secret. this mean we'll see sean connery in this after all. come on how can they not? i mean please, it's there last chance. and maybe a willie scott. or how bout ilsas ghost? or that badass knight crosses the seal for one last ass kickin.
Hahahaha - son of a bitch
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
12:59:10 PM
Fright Night and Fraternity Vacation
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:04 PM
Best B movies of the 80s. Oh Brewster you're so cool!
Indy Is Back!!!
by Mako
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:04 PM
Too bad the haters can't actually sit down and enjoy riding a roller coaster of a movie. But I for one will go and see the movie a number of times in May. Say what you want about all of the Indy movies - but they are far better and more fun that 95% of any other movie that has ever been made. And the new movie looks to be much of the same. I'm actually a bit surprised that FORD looks as good as he does in the trailer. I am very very very excited for this movie.
Node32774, let me guess...
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:07 PM
You have a black and red Che graphic T-shirts, still have your Howard Dean bumber sticker from 4 years ago on you Toyota Yaris, have that XM locked in on Air America, and jack off nightly to John Steward on the Comedy Channel.
Surprised!!
by Tal111
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:16 PM
That Lucas didn't have Indy do the Tarzan yell as he's swinging!! Lucas LOVES that gag. It's true!! There's nothing George likes more than to curl up with a vat of wine and watch Carol Burnett. Ten years ago he vowed to put that gag in EVERY Star Wars movie he makes. I just thought maybe it'd spill over to Indy too.
Mutt Jones
by Mutt Jones
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:18 PM
Don't see it discussed much, but is everyone ready for the inevitable "Mutt Jones and The Blah Blah Bliddy Blah Blah" series of sequels to come?
JUST REWATCHED THE TRAILER
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:00:27 PM
Too many whipping sounds. And looks too digital.
You've every right to be angry, Mohammed...
by Merriman Lyon
Feb 14th, 2008
01:01:14 PM
You were failed by the system. And if my last post was lacking in tact, it's because I don't know what you've done, or what you're going to do, but I do hope you get help.
Greece is the cradle of civilization...
by Bill Clay
Feb 14th, 2008
01:01:16 PM
Where did they get that India reference from? Couldn't they find a legitimate compliment?
Xiphos
by Evil_Imp
Feb 14th, 2008
01:01:26 PM
Xiphos if you think keeping a discussion to the "subject" and not on pedophilia and irrelevant venom spewing makes me an elitist or whatever you are mistaken. I suppose you just don't have any standards and i can accept that in you. lol. It's just that not everyone cares about other peoples genitals, or whatever unrelated unneccesary tripe gets posted. I digress, carry on
chrth, what do you think about:
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
01:01:44 PM
"Just one of the Guys" and "My Science Project"?
TheBloop re "runaway capitalism"
by systemsbroom
Feb 14th, 2008
01:01:57 PM
Almost afraid to jump in here, but there are a lot of business types in foreign countries that invested in US mortgage-backed securities (thinking "Hey, it's the US! They run the tightest financial ship in the world") only to find out that, for a variety of reasons (potentially having to do with market failures, ineffective/absent regulation, and quasi conflicts of interest on the parts of securities rating firms) that their investments were worthless.

Probably not the same people who are upset at stuff like the Iraq war, but yeah, there are people abroad who are annoyed at the flavor of capitalism the US produces.

I also rewatched the trailer
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:02:16 PM
Too many stunt doubles. And the CGI is crap and the film looks like digital.
destroying our culture and our "souls"?
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
01:03:27 PM
I thought all far left wingers where atheists? WTF? You have a soul? Damn you loons would pounce all over Romney if he said that.
Fav Raiders quote:
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
01:03:33 PM
-- and it's all in HF's delivery -- "Hah hah hah haaaah...sunavabitch." That's the humor I'm talking about.
Actually Bill Clay...
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
01:04:29 PM
Mesopotamia is the cradle of civilization. Between the Tigris and Euphrates...
JUS ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:04:47 PM
Nice tits! I freezeframed that shot a lot.
I too just rewatched the trailer.
by Billy Batts
Feb 14th, 2008
01:04:56 PM
There's too much music and too many actors and too many sounds and I have a small penis.
capitalism > socialism
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
01:05:20 PM
Practice what you preach, moonbats.
YES I RECALL MESOPOTAMIA BEING CALLED THE CRADLE OF CIVILIZATION
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:06:03 PM
Right before Bush gave the word on bombing it.
JOYCE HAUSER!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:06:33 PM
JUST ONE OF THE GUYS!!
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
01:06:36 PM
Younger brother Billy was my idol. Always chasing that ass.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BILLY BATTS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:07:43 PM
You might look into Enzyte. Be like Smiling Bob!
Would it make any difference if I said I was hung like a bear?
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:08:22 PM
Maybe. Are you?

No.

ha
by HAHAHAHAHAthejokerHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 14th, 2008
01:08:32 PM
ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLY WAS A HORNY ASS KID
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:08:38 PM
Imagine if he had Internet access, he'd never come out of his room.
The cradle of civilization
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 14th, 2008
01:08:54 PM
is wherever Mola Ram says it is.
The hesitation with the guys in the truck?
by Jonah Echo
Feb 14th, 2008
01:09:19 PM
Aren't we nitpicking? An old dude comes flying seemingly out of nowhere and lands ass first in your windshield, and they are just instantly go "Indiana Jones, kill him!" Im pretty sure if someone's ass made it's way through my windshield, henchman or not, Id need a few minutes to recoup.
The hesitation with the guys in the truck?
by Jonah Echo
Feb 14th, 2008
01:09:27 PM
Aren't we nitpicking? An old dude comes flying seemingly out of nowhere and lands ass first in your windshield, and they are just instantly go "Indiana Jones, kill him!" Im pretty sure if someone's ass made it's way through my windshield, henchman or not, Id need a few minutes to recoup.
BSB
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:10:21 PM
Check it on YouTube. It's a parody of Wilford rapping about have dia"beetis".
Just one of the guys & My Science Project
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:10:25 PM
Two words: Zabka. Boobs. Definitely a winner.

My Science Project: Was that the Val Kilmer one? The 'science' movies from the 80s kinda blend together for me.

i'm too lazy to read all the other posts.
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:10:41 PM
so forgive the doubtless rehashing, but if you didn't get even the teensiest frisson at the shot where indy picks up the hat and we see his shadow on the car, then you are full of doo doo butter! it really is the beginning that's full of retard tingles, but that's just because, you know, they're showing this over president's day weekend, lots of families in the theatres, whatever. let that go and remember being 10 and gripping your arm-rests so hard that your eyes were about to pop out of their sockets. yessss!
Real genius
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
01:11:04 PM
THEBLOOP AND MOHAMMED
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:11:25 PM
Node's not talking about capitalism per se. He's talking about exploitation and killing people to get access to markets and resources. No exaggeration there. Don't wanna get into political or religious battles here but let's not twist his words.
But I wouldn't consider either a B movie
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:11:37 PM
I don't think either would've been shown on USA's All Up Night, but it's been a couple decades so I could be mistaken.
Guys, Keep it Going
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:11:51 PM
We going to reach a thousand posts and keep with the quotes like "You say to stand against the wall!, i LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY, not my faul, not my faul" haha fucking short round, I wonder what he's thinking not being in the new movie?
YOU SUCK, DR. JONES. YOU BITH YOU BITCH
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:12:25 PM
hey xi!
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:13:07 PM
and bsb...are we back on 80s movies again? you know that's my favorite off-topic topic. that, and, obviously, doo doo butter.
JUST ONE OF THE GUYS - oh man
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:03 PM
"It's okay everybody. He has tits."

Fuckin silly Rick Moorehouse. My friends and I used to love watching that "bad" 80's flick. I actually bought a full-size poster for it back in college. It, like Explorers, doesn't get nearly the love it should.

LOOKED F'N AWESOME
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:05 PM
is more like it.
My Science Project
by Jonah Echo
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:34 PM
That was the one with Dennis Hopper, the time machine and goofy 80s dinosaur?right?
IT'S FILM
by THE KNIGHT
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:36 PM
Look through the behind the scenes videos on the indy website if you need proof. You can see the cameras.
THANKS FINKY
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:40 PM
Wilfred Brimley is the MAN.
"exploitation and killing people to get access to markets and re
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:14:46 PM
When did we start talking about WWII?
"All Up Night"?? Oy vay. "Up All Night"
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:15:42 PM
My brain is failing
Hey doll, you call him Docta Jones!
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:16:27 PM
Or Hank. He likes Hank too.
and chrth...
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:18:20 PM
you gotta say it 'usa UP! (pause) all night.' god bless elvira.
"ALL UP NIGHT" ...
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:18:20 PM
Sounds like some Talkbacks I can remember ...
Hank Jones, Undercover PI
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:18:23 PM
Hey there dollface, I hear you're looking for a rare artifact that your husband squirrelled away that proves he's been cheating on you. I can reclaim it for you, but two things: I don't work cheap, and it belongs in a museum.
Already people are saying we should dumb ourselves down
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
01:18:48 PM
Here we go again. I'll tell you when I will feel like I'm ten years old again siting in a movie theater, when the film MAKES me feel that way. I'm not going to do the films job for it and I'm certainly not a "hater" (the ultimate dumbass argument) for feeling that way. They made another sequel to a series that didn't even remotely need one, in an age where Lucas has proved himself a hack and Spielberg's genres efforts of late have been mediocre at best. The trailer, I'm sorry, was underwhelming. When the movie earns my excitement, then I'll feel it, and not a moment before. And anyone who dumbs themselves down for the sake of a film, especially THIS film, does us all a disservice because we deserve better.
Evil_Imp
by messi
Feb 14th, 2008
01:18:54 PM
This is one of the few places I can talk about Film and Green Lantern and tell cunts like Animal Structure, Tourist and memories of murder to fuck themselves. i enjoy that. if you want to discuss indy in a safe environment, imdb awaits.
IT'S DIGITAL!!!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:19:24 PM
Look with your eyes, not with your heart!!!!
chrth
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:20:09 PM
I think the one you are thinking of with Kilmer was Real Genius
"IM VERY LITTLE, YOU CHEAT VERY BIG"
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:20:21 PM
Flip63Hole
by messi
Feb 14th, 2008
01:20:30 PM
hehehe the typical AICN negative cunt. People love shit but he'll come with his 'facts' and tell us how it sucks. Fuck you cunt.
XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:20:58 PM
You're right that the TBs should be a free for all. The ONLY time I saw things get out of hand was that Wild West joke talkback. That was some scary shit!
it gets better w/ repeat viewings
by Darth Thoth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:21:01 PM
The crack of the whip! I love it!!!! Absolutely perfect teaser trailer. Perfect. This movie has now become #1 most anticipated for 2008. It. Is. On.
Wake up, Hank! You my best friend!
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:22:01 PM
COVER YOUR HEART INDY!!! COVER YOUR HEART!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:22:12 PM
I can't help, from the editing in that scene, to think that it was Short Round who gave Mola Ram the idea to rip Indy's heart out. I hope that is not so.
IT ISNT WISE TO UPSET A WOOKIE
by crazy4dragons13
Feb 14th, 2008
01:23:28 PM
harrison for delivers! indiana jones is fucking serious in this. ready to kick ass. and i love when him and winstone exchange lines. not as easy as it used to be. and I'm cool with ALIENS because it's all true anyways.
oye!
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:24:53 PM
i went to NY for a week...jesus it's cold over there. i was gonna tell you but i know you hate NY so i kept it on the downlow! ;)

off-topic subject #2: i finished the hobbit. i guess it was okay if, you know, you like hobbits. and dwarves. and, like, whatever, all that fantasy crap. HAAHAHHA ok you got me i loves it, precious! so thanks for the tip.

Ok, Real Genius was Val Kilmer ... and popcorn?
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:25:42 PM
I'm thinking popcorn was involved. So was My Science Project with dinosaurs? Shit, I'm going to Wiki.
He no nuts, he's crazy!
by Dashing Roger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:25:57 PM
Plus, he's pissed off I called him Hank.
The stones are mine!!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
01:26:00 PM
You betrayed Shiva.
This was supposed to be shot on film, per SS
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:26:47 PM
There was an interview with him sometime after production kicked off last year where he said it was being shot on film b/c he was going to edit on one of those old school machines (can't remember what they're called) that he used early in his career. It was shot on film.
Is it me or was
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:26:53 PM
Short round one of the few kid acotrs that dind't fuck up a movie? Jake Lloyd fucked up Phantom Menace, kid n Power Rangers Movie fucked it up, damn I hate that kid. I was the true Blue Ranger. I need a drink, I dont' even know what the hell I'm talking about anymore. Jack and Coke please
I HOPE AT LEAST KEY HUY QUAN AND RHYS-DAVIES SHOW UP AT THE PREM
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:27:02 PM
Even if they did get fucked over on being in the movie.
Wow, I just read the descriptions
by chrth
Feb 14th, 2008
01:28:17 PM
Don't remember either of them very well. So I'll stick with Fraternity Vacation.
the whole HOUSE was jiffy-pop
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:28:58 PM
that movie was excellent, and all the more excellent because it was about popcorn AND LASERS. yes, lasers, people!
Do you have anything simple? Like soup?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:29:27 PM
No, Lady. We had HAM until Dr. Jones there horded it all!
everyone IS in this film
by crazy4dragons13
Feb 14th, 2008
01:29:32 PM
shorty, willy, marion, salah molom ram, the knight the aligators, at the end thay all have a party at marcuses greave and dance the night away.
BSB...........that would be awesome
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:30:32 PM
I do hope that they have a cast reunion and have Sean Connery in there also, man am I glad that HD-DVD is dead cause that means we'll get INDY and the Skulls in Blue-ray, hell yes
Truth is I thought this was gonna blow.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
01:31:30 PM
The last good Ford movie was K-19 Widowmaker in my opinion. Granted, I haven't seen Firewall. Dont' get me wrong, I love Ford. I think one his best non-action movie by far was Regarding Henry. I can watch that over and over. The thing is Ford is older, times change, torches get passed, etc., but this looks real good. Okay guys, you have my money.
Hooper didn't have any spit either
by I Dunno
Feb 14th, 2008
01:32:31 PM
Spielberg is obsessed with people not having spit.
FEELS LIKE I STEP IN SOME FORTUNE COOKIE!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:32:56 PM
THAT NO COOKIE!!!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:33:17 PM
I also just re-read this talkback
by slone13
Feb 14th, 2008
01:33:25 PM
There's too many dumb fucks bitching about nothing. And lots of douches lying about how they're not going to see the movie and Indy is old.
We weren't "brought" here. Our plane crashed.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:34:07 PM
we crashed.
THAT NO COOKIE!!! - that's one of my faves
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:34:48 PM
Fortune and Glory, kid. Fortune and Glory.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:36:14 PM
did someone do that one today already?
Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
by LARDASSESREVENGE
Feb 14th, 2008
01:36:16 PM
slone13, better too old than too young
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
01:36:28 PM
Someone on the Scheider post made the comment about remembering the days when they cast men in leading roles, not kids. Indy would tank in today's market if they had made the original with a twenty-something.
YOU GUYS EVER ORDERED MONKEY BRAINS AND BLOOD OF KALI
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:36:41 PM
at an Indian restaurant?
Nice try, Lao Che!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:36:51 PM
BringingSexyBack
by PirateEmery
Feb 14th, 2008
01:37:22 PM
The truth comes out... SHORT ROUND wanted to KILL Indiana Jones! But it would all make sense...

Seeing how TOD comes before ROTLA, Short Round would, in effect, be stopping the birth of Shia LeBeouf.

But was it a worthy sacrifice? From the history that I can gather from the Indiana Jones trilogy, the death of Indiana Jones would mean that the Nazis would have taken over the world. Is the nonexistence of Shia LeBeouf worth that, Shorty?

Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?
by LARDASSESREVENGE
Feb 14th, 2008
01:38:32 PM
?
No, BSB, but I'm making it for my fiance for dinner tonight
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:38:48 PM
she loves Indy. I thought it would be appropriate.
LARDASSESREVENGE
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:39:38 PM
great handle, young master David Hogan.
OKEY DOKEY, DR. JONES!!!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:40:39 PM
Now that one is a little too much Jake LLoyd ehh but what the hell, short round would have kicked his ass...
A British tar is a soaring soul, as free as the mountain
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:40:46 PM
...if I may be permitted to go back to Raiders momentarily.
I bet top men worked on that trailer
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:40:47 PM
Top Men. Christ people, stop talking about Temple of Doom.
THE FLAMING SHISHKABOB OF DEATH
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:41:13 PM
Indy better kill somebody with a flaming shishkabob, Temple style, or I'm staying home and watching CABIN BOY...
It's not the mileage honey, it's the age...
by flossygomez
Feb 14th, 2008
01:41:37 PM
To ageists-suck it.
Please stop talking about Temple of Doom
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:41:38 PM
It sucked.
This ISN'T "Indy IV" -- this IS "Raiders II" !!!!!
by The Gipper
Feb 14th, 2008
01:41:46 PM
The Ark! The Warehouse! Marion!
I THINK SHORT ROUND AND THE MAHARAJAH
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:42:17 PM
had a Brokeback moment in the cave ... after Shorty beat the black sleep of Kali out of him. Remember how they smiled at each other? That's how love blossoms. Happy Valentine's Day everyone.
cabin boy
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
01:42:31 PM
was amazing.
But I am sad
by flossygomez
Feb 14th, 2008
01:43:03 PM
That they had Shia instead of a grown up studly shortround.
Too bad Bill Hootkins won't be in this
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
01:43:08 PM
I would live to hear "Top Men" again.
Skywalkerfamily.......this is a Indy talkback
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:44:31 PM
Don't come in here and start bashing the trilogy, come on "Hold ON to your Potatoes"
I think Indy hesitating for a one liner...
by pokadoo
Feb 14th, 2008
01:44:48 PM
...before punching the guy out of the truck was an age-related reference to Raiders, where that Arab-Builder lands on the windshield, making a funny face before falling off the bonnet. Indy & the Nazi stop fightng for a few seconds, long enough to have a mutual laugh, before resuming fighting. Funeee!
The bar's closed. We are...we are not thirsty.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:46:41 PM
"I'VE BEEN WITH YOU ON MANY ADVENTURES"
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
01:46:53 PM
"into the great unknown, I go first."

Even the Chinese waiter had a great line. Damn, they don't write em like that anymore ...

Im not a fan
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
01:47:18 PM
of the Temple of Doom. It's still a good movie it just lacks the plot line. Indiana just kind of falls into that one.
youre old enough to be her
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
01:47:36 PM
grandfather.
Poison is fresh! Three Days!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:47:46 PM
If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already.
Bill Hootkins was a helluva good guy
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
01:48:17 PM
It would have been great to give him a cameo.
Hold on to your potatoes!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:48:30 PM
To me TEMPLE IS underrated...
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:49:27 PM
Main reason I liked was it was dark and Harrison finally looked liked the beefed up version of that fisrt drawing of Indy. Raiders was way better but Temple had some moments.
HILARIOUS!
by DeweyOxburger
Feb 14th, 2008
01:51:19 PM
Walter Donovan: Brody sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him! Indiana Jones: The hell you will! He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in - disappear - you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the Grail already. [Cut to Marcus in an Arab city] Marcus Brody: Does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?
Adios, Senior!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:51:48 PM
i suddenly remembered my charlemagne
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
01:52:27 PM
Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky.
I watched it in 720p
by Orionsangels
Feb 14th, 2008
01:52:34 PM
I can watch 1080p, but my monitor is old skool. So yeah in this quality. It looks mind blowlingly good. I'm very excited. I have goosebumps.
"BALLOQ'S STAFF IS TOO LONG" HAHA
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:52:49 PM
Damn, Indy and Sallah had some perv moments...
All I want is the girl!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:53:24 PM
I was more excited for the phantom menace trailer.
by knowthyself
Feb 14th, 2008
01:53:30 PM
Looks fine tho.
Temple was great...
by BRUTICUS
Feb 14th, 2008
01:53:41 PM
watching that as a kid the monkey brains scene was AWESOME! i always thought Short-Round was great too. I dont get the short-round hate. Hes whiney but hes tough
i hate snakes, jock! i hate 'em!
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:54:07 PM
aww, that's just my pet snake reggie!
oops.
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:55:10 PM
sorry, node. i didn't see your post before i went blithely thinking i was the only snake-poster. shame on me.
Left tunnel!
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
01:56:44 PM
Big mistake Indy!
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
01:57:10 PM
People were bashing this film based on
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
01:57:30 PM
the tile, and now those same people say we can't like a movie based on a trailer. Jeesus, how do you people enjoy anything?
Damn....
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
01:58:17 PM
I didn't realize that I knew the Indy movies that much. 2008 is going to be an ass kicker. Indy with the whip for FTW!!!!
he chose...poorly.
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
01:58:47 PM
nazis. i hate these guys.
A new genre
by Doctor Phibes
Feb 14th, 2008
01:58:58 PM
There seems to be a new genre emerging that would include this, as well as Rocky, Rambo, and perhaps even Unforgiven: old actors returning to the types of movies that made them famous. We could call it "Geriatric Action," or "Geriaction." I do think this looks pretty entertaining although I never got into Indy as much as some other "cult" films.
Not very funny
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
01:59:43 PM
SOON TO BE CLASSIC INDY IV LINE FROM SHIA ...
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:00:42 PM
"Like whoa dad! Seriously? You're like, an adventure guy? Whoa!"

Hmmm
by one9deuce
Feb 14th, 2008
02:01:29 PM
I absolutely loved the opening when the Soviets dumb Indy onto the ground and he calmly walks over and puts on his hat. The rest........... where do I start? All of the whipping and swinging looked completely RIDICULOUS. This is supposed to be a throwback to the originals?! It looked like a NATIONAL TREASURE/TOMB RAIDER wannabe. The main problem with the "Damn, I thought that was closer" line is that he is delivering the line TO THE AUDIENCE! There is nothing in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK like that. Whenever you start winking at the audience, realism is gone. It's a fine line, and KOTCS seems to have gone way over it. How disappointing.
CHOW CHEE LAT SU SANSA!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:03:03 PM
I didn't know Indy and Shorty spoke Mesopotamian ...
The Last Crusade !!!!!
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:03:19 PM
Man, I don't remember that many memorable quotes on this one.
Dr. Jones. Once again we see there is nothing which you
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:03:42 PM
posess that I cannot take away.
DANNYGLOVER is right
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 14th, 2008
02:04:52 PM
color timing and processing are so advanced these days that they had to ADD some grain on Minority Report in order to make it look grittier. And it was shot on Super 35 (or Vistavision perhaps).
the people complaining about this trailer
by slappy jones
Feb 14th, 2008
02:04:52 PM
were always going to complain about it. Its the same old names saying the same old tired shit. You guys should seriously give movies a break for a while as you are all way to cynical and jaded to enjoy anything it seems. you know who you are....I am not saying the trailer is mind blowing but to bash it and nit pick it so much...well you had made your minds up before you saw it so why don't you just go away and come back after a 6 month break from any movie related activities and it might revitalise your interest in the medium again as you guys really sound like fucking miserable boring old bastard who just whine about everything.
INDY!! NO MORE PAWACHOOTS!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:05:40 PM
*Waves arms in a manner signifying there are no more parachutes*
MARCUS: " NO, THANK YOU, FISH MAKE LOVE IN IT"
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:06:06 PM
To one9deuce
by sapno_krei
Feb 14th, 2008
02:06:07 PM
I thought he was delivering the line to the Army guys. Kinda like how he laughed with the Nazi driver before decking him and kicking him out of the cab.
REWATCHED THE TRAILER
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:07:36 PM
Indy's chest looks a little sunken. They should have given him a prosthetic chest like Ricardo Montalban got.
Short Round went on to get into fisticuffs with
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
02:07:42 PM
The Rock in the South American jungles. Not really, but that was a great fight. Didn't even recognize it as Reyes Jr. at first. He's short, but man, he's cut.
You know what a cautious fellow I am!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
02:08:41 PM
amen skywalkerfamily....
by slappy jones
Feb 14th, 2008
02:09:17 PM
again as I said in my post above..its the same old names saying the same old tired negative shit. I am not creaming my panties over the thing but some of the negative things on here were quite possibly writtenm by these guys last week and they just had them saved in their computers ready to ccut and paste here today. they made up their minds before they saw this thing. where I come from we have a word for them....cunts.
In a way I'm glad...
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 14th, 2008
02:09:20 PM
...that actors like Lee Marvin, James Coburn, Humphrey Bogart, Steve McQueen, Roy Scheider, Charles Bronson and so on are no longer with us, as we're in such a stupidly youth obsessed culture now that real men and real actors are rarely given the chance to shine on screen any more, and certainly not as a lead or in a tough guy capacity. There's a reason why guys like Connery have retired, and guys like Eastwood rarely act any more, and when they do then only in their own projects, it's because crazily they're just not wanted, regardless of how much they can still bring to a film. We'd never get a Wild Bunch or an African Queen these days, or hell even a Jaws or an Unforgiven. Everything has to be filled with young, smooth faces, no character or signs of wear and tear required. All you 'too old' fuckers are to blame for this, and I hate you all for it.
Man, I need to see this trailer again...
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:10:00 PM
It has me pumped up.. and fuck it if it's in digital. Somebody had mention it earlier that there was a rumor that Lucas wanted to film it in digital and Spielberg said no. I know Lucas created the character but Spielberg brought him to life, Don't dissapoint Spielberg. Way to shoot Flabby chin down.
What real men actors are left besides
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
02:11:17 PM
Heston and Eastwood. Heston might as well be gone. He's got Alzheimer's or something mimicking its effects. Heston told Spike what he could do with his gun, and Spike backed down big time.
Slappy Jones and Dannyglover re: haters
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
02:11:37 PM
Bingo. They think by pissing on everything it gives them the appearance of being wiser, more cultured and more intelligent than others. It is usually the ones that do behave that way that are covering for their own intellectual shortcomings. Always an angry douche in his mother's basement.
I mean besides Ford
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
02:11:45 PM
obviously.
You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:11:52 PM
holy s-h-i-t!!!
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
02:12:10 PM
oops, sorry, that was 'goonies'.
People are tired of this stuff cause it is not original anymore
by romanocc
Feb 14th, 2008
02:12:10 PM
I am not a hater, but Lucas/Spielberg rehashing Indy is just another attempt to bring back something that should have been left alone years ago to stand by its greatness. I love Raiders, but TOD & LC are just what they: SEQUELS.........I mean why is this even being made? When was the last time a sequel actually took a risk to really jolt the audience? Spock dying in Star Trek II, or Vader telling Luke he is his father? Those were atleast sequels that you walked in not knowing who would live and who would die, but now it will be 2 hours of Indy doing great stunts, making wisecracks about his age, and then he will walk off in the sunset again. Wait....didn't they do that in 1989?
Makama Matoosu. Mbata!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:12:14 PM
whhst! whhst!
TOO WHIPPY!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:13:01 PM
Rewatch the trailer and listen closely.
what are you going to do?
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
02:14:33 PM
i dunno, i'm making this stuff up as i go.
"INDIANA.............. LET IT GO"
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:14:39 PM
Oh and Slege when you think about it
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
02:15:05 PM
African Queen was the ultimate guy's chick flick. Looks aside, real men want a tough woman like Hepburn was in that flick, not some PMSing, let's talk about our feelings before I cry type that we see too much nowadays. Did Hepburn cry, hell no. She put up with his crap, then when his back was turned dumped his booze overboard. Hell, she even picked leeches off herself. I love my wife, but I wish she was tough like that.
Sledge, duh stupid typos
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 14th, 2008
02:15:30 PM
Orgasmic
by Super Rabbi
Feb 14th, 2008
02:16:17 PM
Need new underwear now.
The anti-digital people want it both ways
by darthvedder81
Feb 14th, 2008
02:16:46 PM
All you CGI/HD haters claim "it's not about the effects or the picture quality" it's about the story and characters. I agree with that statement but if that's really true doesn't it stand to reason that just because Indy 4 has CG effects in it or parts were shot digitally doesn't mean it automatically sucks. You can't have it both ways. It's 2008 people. Did you really think a new Indy movie was going to look EXACTLY the same 19 years after the last one? I prefer the brighter look and tone of the old Spielberg and from the looks of the trailer this looks pretty damn close to that. I for one welcome the digital age. No more glaringly obvious matte lines (especially visible on a big screen) and no more bendable dolls representing the characters.
Mohammed re talking to himself
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:17:33 PM
there's a screenwriting guideline that none of your characters shoudl ever talk to themselves, which may be what one9deuce is alluding to.

That said, it's just a guideline and of course you see it broken in many movies. Even Indiana Jones.

I initially had a similar reaction to that line in the trailer as one9deuce because ot felt a little "wink at the audience". I'm over it, though.

i hate proofreading --^
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:18:57 PM
gene hackman , mike keaton and kurt russel
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
02:19:53 PM
are all underused real men actors.
It looked like Rocky Balboa
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
02:20:13 PM
The trailer had a lot of the same feeling that movie had.
"indeeee the spiders"
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
02:22:48 PM
"indeeee the spiders" tom green, for all u canadians and tom green fans who remmeber when he went into the sewers with the sewer workers looking for the illusive chud. that was hillarious.
Haters Haters Haters
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:23:07 PM
Man, I ain't one to talk but why is there so much haterisms today, if that's even a word? Man, it seems like nothing makes us happy anymore. I guess there is no perfect movie but we got to enjoy this characters coming back one last time before the actors that play them die. I want to see at least another " Dirty Harry"
count to ten, please.
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
02:25:20 PM
in greek.
ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS WHEN THE CHARACTER TURNS AND TALKS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:26:24 PM
to the audience out of nowhere is in JFK ("It's up to you") and Goodfellas (when he gets off the stand) ... can only be accomplished if the character drew you into the movie in the first place.
anyone play the last crusade game
by eyegeeateheate
Feb 14th, 2008
02:27:55 PM
for nes? i always like that one. can't wait to see what they have in store for the skull game.
WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE!!!!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
02:28:36 PM
Not only has this been shot on film...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
02:29:28 PM
...but I believe the 'Berg said (VANITY FAIR?) that he and his DP rewatched the IJ Trilogy so that they could remember how to duplicate the same lighting schemes and so forth that have become a trademark of the series. (I think it's obvious that SS's color palate has changed drastically over the years.)

And if the trailer looks too pristine, that probably has a lot to do with the digital processing of the original film negative and the subsequent color grading (as stated above) now routine in today's filmmaking process.

IndustryKiller!
by Mako
Feb 14th, 2008
02:30:37 PM
Ever hear of "narcissism"?
And RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK is the BEST!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
02:31:56 PM
You know it.

I know it.

The American people and the world know it.

Those who don't know it, will know it soon enough.

Those who disagree can suck the headpiece to my Staff of Ra.

They call him BELLOSH
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:31:58 PM
Belloq, Belloq.
Grammaton...
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 14th, 2008
02:32:28 PM
..I guess you're right when you say that there aren't many of those older "man's man" type actors left, but is that because there aren't many left, or because there's no room for them any more to begin with? I mean what about all those actors who came up during the 70's and 80's, where are most of them now? Past their use-by-dates for the most part. I mean even guys like Kurt Russell are rarely seen any more, and even more rarely in tough guy roles.

The return of Ford as Indy, and Stallone of Rambo has really been a breath of fresh air to me, a reminder of a time where there wasn't a Logan's Run type attitude when it comes to an actors age and their related filmic usefullness, and if it wasn't for guys like Christian Bale and Viggo Mortensen doing well these days, I'd just about give up on Hollyweird altogether.

Dear idiots RE: American Flag
by GunRunner
Feb 14th, 2008
02:32:40 PM
Dear idiots, Indy is an American hero, therefore you will see the American flag since he is most likely helping out the US government. Get used to it, grow up, and America haters can just shut the fuck up and lick my balls.
All your life has been spent in pursuit of archaeological relics
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:34:28 PM
you want to see it opened as well as I.
By the way...
by GunRunner
Feb 14th, 2008
02:34:46 PM
I loved the trailer. Harrison looks great and the movie looks promising. Indy killing communists is almost as great as Indy killing Nazis. Maybe Che Guevara will show up as the token henchman so Indy can put his nasty ass beard through a meat grinder.
One9Deuce
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
02:35:39 PM
I get what you're saying. And not just cause we have similar handles.
Nocturnal activities?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:36:06 PM
primitive sexual rituals?
I can't believe it.

He's not coming.
by finky089

Feb 14th, 2008
02:36:36 PM
Shorty, where's my razor?!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:37:21 PM
Idiots
by Banjohik7
Feb 14th, 2008
02:37:27 PM
I've been reading this site for years and have never posted - silently laughing to myself at the back and forth between the haters and everyone else.....but you guys have got to be FUCKING kidding me --- you have to be souless not to get the least bit excited by this trailer - If I wasn't sitting in my cube at work right now, I'd be simultaneously crying and jerking off in excitement for this trailer.....and now I'm old enough to see an Indiana Jones movie in the theater without my mom threatening to divorce my dad for taking me (though she had no problem with him taking me to see First Blood 2 when i was only 2...my earliest movie memory). FUCK THE HATERS.
Jesus Christ, Dad!

SLAP
by finky089

Feb 14th, 2008
02:38:47 PM
that shit always cracked me up...not in a great way, either.
to Merriman Lyon and everyone else that does not like this trail
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
02:38:56 PM
As god as my witness!!! if this movie sucks, I mean really sucks bad.. I will pack up my tent,gather up all my camping gear, leave my place in line at the theater and go home and forget all about the Clone Wars movie on Aug 15th.
But where are the ewoks?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 14th, 2008
02:40:06 PM
And how come people don't have walkie talkies?
They will be found. YOU won't! Jen-nah!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:41:01 PM
(or, whatever he yells)
anyone remember if this trailer is anywhere close
by LarryTheCableGuy
Feb 14th, 2008
02:41:38 PM
to what the guys discription was a few weeks back http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VVHubr4s7P0
I'm so glad...
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:41:42 PM
...that I'm as excited as I am about this trailer and not left feeling disappointed and underwhelmed as alot of people here seem to be. OK Lucas REALLY dropped the fucking ball on Star Wars but remember folks he didn't write OR direct this movie so let's keep hoping, eh? Having said that, if it's prequels all over again (which I don't think it will be) I may just have to take my own life
mohammed, will you call my husband?
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
02:41:42 PM
as the only lady present i would like to point out to all gents: the flowers, sent to the wife/girlfriend/friend with benefits, is truly the way to go. simple, classic. any girl who says she doesn't want flowers is a lying liar. the end.
GREAT PINBALL MACHINE!!!
by Ang_Lee
Feb 14th, 2008
02:41:59 PM
Has anyone ever played the pinball game? I would love to have one.
Jlo..........there's no way this movie is going to suck
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:43:19 PM
But this is me praying.....
I had it Marcus. I had it in my hand.
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:45:08 PM
oops, sorry jlo
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
02:45:43 PM
didn't see you there behind your giant fetuses!
HARRISON FORD
by ricardoflynn
Feb 14th, 2008
02:47:41 PM
He's the fucking man! Still doing all his own 'physical acting' by the looks of it too. Can't wait!
Flag is there to tell you some scenes are in the US.
by Tacom
Feb 14th, 2008
02:47:49 PM
And not some foreign country like the other Indy movies. You idiots.
Yeah, sorry.
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
02:48:01 PM
Looks like an Indiana film and all, but fuck me Ford is gone. The dude is a charmless sock puppet. He can't even sell the part time line. Cant they CG his ass out of the film? Plus it looks like they have updated the action to be a bit more charlie angelsish.
That bit in the temple looked a little Tomb Raider
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
02:48:13 PM
I just hope big stop motion guys don't come to life.
hey "poocculla", my fiance and I just had that conversation
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
02:49:08 PM
Apparently one of her coworkers commented yesterday that she'd probably be the only female there today without any kind of "gift" on her desk. When she asked her why, the co-worker said "oh, my boyfriend doesn't believe in presents" or something, but then defended it despite looking unhappy about it.

My fiance's like "she was so obviously in denial". I guess it goes back to esteem issues and people that don't feel their good enough to stand up for what they really want.

or she's just a lying liar looking for attention b/c she doesn't even have a boyfriend. ;)

Looks pretty cool but...
by godhelpus
Feb 14th, 2008
02:49:23 PM
That they have to market this in the style of National Treasure graphics. I almost fucking wept when the theme kicked in and you see his shadow, wicked...
Hhahahahah Mohammed
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:49:38 PM
I've been wondering the same thing, if this Jlo in the talkback has a big butt like the real one or if this is the real Jlo trying to get us into seeing the 2nd part of Selena.
I thought that was closer.
by Jack Burton
Feb 14th, 2008
02:49:50 PM
I really hope that is cleaned up in the final movie. The old Indy would have battered both guys AS he said the line. That was pretty cheesy the way they have it. I've avoided all plot details so I have no idea what people are talking about with aliens, despite the Roswell connection. I'm holding out hope it will be a great ride but I doubt if it will be better than the original 3 and I'm a pretty hard core Indy fan. This trailer just seems a bit off and fakey. I hope the final trailer is better.
Hey Tourist
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:50:42 PM
You're talking out of your asshole
It will be strange with no Marcus Brody
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
02:50:58 PM
Really great character...
duh
by SiKDaWg
Feb 14th, 2008
02:52:32 PM
this movie looks turd. my older brother likes these movies but i only saw the old man one and the one with the chineese kid. atupid movies man.wake me up when theres another resident evil. i need action not boring old men and whips?
No!!! HE looks like an Indiana Jones!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
02:52:41 PM
Fuck the haters.
No!!! HE looks like an Indiana Jones!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
02:52:49 PM
Fuck the haters.
No!!! HE looks like an Indiana Jones!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
02:52:56 PM
Fuck the haters. This is Indy!
No!!! HE looks like an Indiana Jones!
by Proman1984
Feb 14th, 2008
02:52:59 PM
Fuck the haters. This is Indy!
I guess we're divided into two camps:
by Tacom
Feb 14th, 2008
02:54:44 PM
Those who liked the trailer and the Tourist camp:retards.
this is 2008
by SiKDaWg
Feb 14th, 2008
02:55:00 PM
why do they where stupid hats and use whips, i mean come on? that goth chik looked hot though.
Thanks for the nice words...
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
02:55:08 PM
about my ass but trust me you don't want to see my ass. especially after I've been sitting in this dirty lawn chair in front of the theater since yesterday. Anyway I'll do it I'll pack my stuff up so fast..
Anaconda III: The Birth of the Asshole
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
02:55:35 PM
Hell yes, I'm seeing that.
For those hating on the haters...
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
02:55:38 PM
What the fuck are you? Corporate shills? People are souless for not being in awe of a washed up action franchise making a quick buck off the back of its brand name? Just because Raiders was a classic doesn't mean throwing some of its iconography back on the big screen to churn out some dollars is a reason to get all pants wetting excited. I'm sorry, but its creativity and originality and new ideas and just plain well made movies that get me excited, not seeing recreations of iconic moments from my favourite films done by the elderly and infirm.
Ok..I think we can all agree..
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
02:56:38 PM
Anyone with "sik" or "dawg" in their handle needs about 10 more years before anyone will listen to your opinion. So go "LOL" and "OMG" while you "LMFAO" at the Kevin Federline website.
my mom will probabaly like this
by SiKDaWg
Feb 14th, 2008
02:57:27 PM
Tourist
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
02:57:55 PM
Why are you even here?
lmaorotfwmpo
by SiKDaWg
Feb 14th, 2008
02:58:06 PM
Not the real JLo
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
02:58:24 PM
To comment on how over the hill Ford is.
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:00:33 PM
Didn't you read my posts?
sexy times all around
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:01:28 PM
mo', thanks eternally for the nice compliment and for giving mr. occula a call. he'll probably come home with a dirty sock rolled into a rose shape stuck on the end of a piece of barbed wire and say 'this is for you, and thanks for never doing the dishes.' AHAHAHAH!!! it's true, i never do the dishes. ps, i'm going to change the name of my company to 'occula industries.' for all you gentlemen scholars out there, well done on this hallmarkiest of holidays. foot rubs all around.

hey finx! how they hangin?

It's just my initials
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:01:42 PM
Don't want to give anyone the wrong idea.
PROMAN 1984..........I'm with you
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:02:01 PM
By Crom............fuck the haters. this movie is going to be a blockbuster and you know they're probably already contemplating about making another one. Greed leads to the darkside and you know Lucas has already comverted.
So you're here purely to hate?
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:02:43 PM
Jesus, I feel sorry for you
CGI...........
by godhatesyou
Feb 14th, 2008
03:03:11 PM
I thought this movie wouldn't have any. There was a hell of a lot in the trailer.
I still love it.
by TattooedBillionaire
Feb 14th, 2008
03:03:26 PM
I can't get enough of this trailer.
That looked like Indiana
by comedian_x
Feb 14th, 2008
03:04:57 PM
Jones, but, (and as much as it pains me to say it) it felt like the fucking 'National Treasure' films.

I guess I'll just go watch the OT box set again.

Sith Angel
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
03:05:00 PM
ignore those who are obviously here to provoke, if you know what I mean.
sike this movie looks
by SiKDaWg
Feb 14th, 2008
03:05:16 PM
top notch.
Yes, morons
by one9deuce
Feb 14th, 2008
03:05:44 PM
I understand that he is talking to himself, but it's for the benefit of the audience. He might as well hold up a sign that says "Laugh Now".

DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD, in context of the worlds problems this crappy trailer does not make me sad. In context of being a movie geek it most certainly does bother me. If you can't understand the difference then please...... stop talking.

TattooedeBillionaire
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:05:46 PM
I'm with you son. This trailer has surpassed all my expectations. Can't believe this movie comes out in just 3 months time.
Hate?
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:07:03 PM
Not acting like I'm part of a fucking guerilla marketing team or wanting to suck the cock of an old man whose having trouble standing up, let alone reading his lines, is hating? I thought I was just being critical of poor product. If you want to be a compliant consumer, go right for it. Sorry, but I've got standards. Your the guy who fucks all those fat girls out there, arent you?
cheers mo'
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:08:04 PM
you may have to send the geek brigade out after him. be warned, he himself is geekish and skilled in the way of the external hard drive.
What are you, a lion tamer?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
03:09:39 PM
Hey Lady, you call him DR. JONES!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
03:10:15 PM
Hate?
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:10:40 PM
Not acting like I'm part of a fucking guerilla marketing team or wanting to suck the cock of an old man whose having trouble standing up, let alone reading his lines, is hating? I thought I was just being critical of poor product. If you want to be a compliant consumer, go right for it. Sorry, but I've got standards. Your the guy who fucks all those fat girls out there, arent you?
Tourist
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:10:53 PM
Whats good these days, really? I want a good original action adventure sci-fi fantasy sort of thing. I love BSG. I really liked Pans Labryth, dont' know if thats right. TV or movie? Whats the new Indiana Jones Sw sort of thing these days?
Indy's back baby!
by TiPPiDa
Feb 14th, 2008
03:12:15 PM
This trailer has been approved by Chuck Norris - for mandatory viewing by all audiences, everywhere.

"I blew a load" - Roger Ebert

"This trailer just impregnated my geek uterus with awesome." - CARINA CHOCANO, LA Times

"(INSERT SENTENCE PROCLAIMING THIS TRAILERS UTTER AWESOMENESS HERE!)" - Rex Reed, Total Poof magazine.

what's this?
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:12:47 PM
the ark of the covenant.

are you sure?

pretty sure.

"Wait...unhh..I'll tell you everything"
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
03:12:48 PM
"yesss...I know you will".
Mohammed...............I think
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:12:52 PM
She's being modest but damn Jlo, you should have never gave us illusions cause if you were sexy like the real JLO and an Indiana Jones and Star Wars fanatic.............u would be my dream wife.
What's the problem with the Alien angle?
by Grando
Feb 14th, 2008
03:13:52 PM
Is it any more outlandish than a box containing vengeful ghosts or a cup that contains the Elixer of life? Indy films have always had elements of the paranormal.
I don't know...
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:16:13 PM
Jack Brooks Monster Slay and Hellboy 2 are both upcoming movies that have monsters and action and sci fi and stuff. They look cool.
Tourist
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:17:11 PM
You're fucking HILARIOUS. Really, I mean that. You're last post is so funny and you'll probably never know why
The Aliens...
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:18:32 PM
... I think people are displeased, or whatever, at the aliens because Science Fiction hasn't been a staple of the Indie franchise. His stuff more or less dealt with historical superstition. But this doesn't sound too far removed. More like some Chariots Of The Gods aztec pyramid building alien stuff.
Direct HD links here
by fitz-hume
Feb 14th, 2008
03:19:37 PM
HD 480 P http://downloads.paramount.com //mp/indianajones/trlr1/IJ_KOT CS_trailer1_480p.mov HD 720 P http://downloads.paramount.com //mp/indianajones/trlr1/IJ_KOT CS_trailer1_720p.mov Enjoy!
Awesome.
by BLEST
Feb 14th, 2008
03:19:51 PM
2nd best movie of the summer, after TDK.

Haters are funny people, what a sad lot.

That trailer REEKED of indy. Those who whine about TLC jokes are forgetting the dead monkey/"bad dates" and the sword twirler who gets shot in Raiders.

Goofy 30's serial humor has always been a part of this series.

So has over-the-top cliffhanger action, which this trailer has in spades.

Your right, I'll never know why.
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:20:25 PM
It's funny to be interested in upcoming movies that look less shitty than a new Indiana Jones?
would be funny if Cigarette Smoking Man
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
03:21:15 PM
from X-Files made a cameo.
Grando, minor quibble
by systemsbroom
Feb 14th, 2008
03:21:33 PM
but aliens aren't paranormal (although I'll grant that they are weird). Aliens are things with advanced technology. They aren't legendary or mysterious in the same way as religious artifacts are. Different feel, that's all.
poor Mr.Occula
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:22:27 PM
does he know his wife is a lamb among wolves?
Can't fucking believe they let me get away with writing
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:23:50 PM
all these day at work. Can't believe these talkback is reaching a 1000 posts. Hell yeah, keep on with the Quotes. "Kill Willie, Dr. Jones, cut her fucking head off" wait, I must have dreamt that
its about time to start asking yourself...
by dizzywhip
Feb 14th, 2008
03:24:31 PM
what you believe..
"I hate snacks!"
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:25:40 PM
*indy throws a can of pringles in the trash*
you funny, mister klo
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:25:56 PM
i believe 'lamb' would be the last word used to describe me. unless it was one of those zombie lambs from that funny zombie sheep movie. bravo, mo'! ggnore.
BLEST
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:26:42 PM
I agree, it was SO Indy. Fucking perfect. There's a certain magic about the Indiana Jones movies and this trailer had that shit in spades. TDK, Ironman, Hulk, Hellboy. This summer could go down in history.
I have faith!
by Larry of Arabia
Feb 14th, 2008
03:28:13 PM
So glad he missed with that swinging bullwhip trick. That's the way Indy should be. It's not as easy as it used to be. As if it ever was.
that's exactly what I meant Occula
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:29:07 PM
Indy swinging and crashing into truck..
by wackybantha
Feb 14th, 2008
03:30:41 PM
...Where did he intend to land? I'm a moron and I can't figure it out.
Hmmm.
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:30:58 PM
No. Still don't see whats funny. I'm sorry to point out how old Ford is. Maybe if you squint your eyes or take off your glasses he will look younger, and you could wear ear muffs so you don't have to hear him sleep talking. You could even have your mother take you to the movie and shave your nuts to make it really feel like your 5 years old again.
Merrick...
by greenstyle92
Feb 14th, 2008
03:31:29 PM
It's a new Indiana Jones movie. Let me repeat: It's a NEW INDIANA JONES MOVIE. You'd have to be, I dunno, some kind of Giant Asshole NOT to be looking forward to it.
Node32774, Code Pink Called
by classyfredblassy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:31:37 PM
They miss their favorite towel boy. Please call them back! PS. Its great to know that only the US uses sweatshop labor, I mean that stuff never ever happens any place else! .....I wonder why all those people risk their lives to come here still, what, being so racist and mean, and paying so poorly. Viva La PinHead!
You should have him call out your user name
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:32:17 PM
in the heat of passion!
Jackalcack.........you hit it right in the money
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:32:50 PM
The only movie I disagree is Hellboy, don't know why I'm not too much of a fan cause the first one seem boring but I know Harry and all the guys love the fucking movie when all I see is a director trying to get his first real blockbuster pic.
Indy was trying to land in the jeep..
by fitz-hume
Feb 14th, 2008
03:33:40 PM
..wackybantha.
greenstyle92
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:35:32 PM
Defo some Giant Assholes about today
Haters proven wrong.......
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:36:01 PM
all the haters must take notice that this talkback has passed the 1000 mark and they need to just admit that they're excited for this new Indy.............don't be scared just let your inner geek come out and buy a bulwhip and a brown leather jacket and swing from your tree like back in the day.
Like the Phantom Menace...
by strosmer
Feb 14th, 2008
03:37:47 PM
this is going to be a great film - a riveting tale that makes for a smashing film. I'm not being sarcastic in the slightest. Really, I'm not. Oh, go ahead and piss on it.
loc420 sorry
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:37:52 PM
Sorry about the wrong impression I'm not a dream anything just some sweaty smelly dude. I guess I need to change my loggin. I was wondering why everybody here was so nice to me.
*falling over laughing*
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:38:15 PM
you guys kill me. and seriously thx for the laugh, i just got my final tax bills for my company (occula industries) and i was about to cry instead.
Hahahahaha Jlo, Crazy motherfucker
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:41:01 PM
You killed with that last post but damn, i was hoping you were Kristin Bell in a Leia Outfit waiting for in the moonlight with piña coladas and then we could dance in the rain.
Diablo Cody, your 15 minutes of fame are over
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:41:32 PM
HONEST TO BLOG.
JLo is gonna come back tomorrow with a new user name
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:42:31 PM
Bigballsallmanlovespussy69
Streamable vids suck so bad
by Aethyrr
Feb 14th, 2008
03:42:51 PM
There. I said it.
I'm going for sure now.
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:43:35 PM
I just got a valentine card from my girlfried and she said she hold my place in line for Clone Wars while I go watch the new Indiana Jones movie!!! That's why I love her.
AHAHAHAHAH?!?!?!!?
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:43:57 PM
and jlo, you have also given me the laugh of the afternoon. jesus, man, everybody thought you were a girl!! even me, an actual girl! that was frakking brilliant.

ps, are you really doing the lawnchair thing outside a theatre?

Mohammed
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:44:13 PM
Say what you really think son, don't hold back!
Spengler approves this TEASER trailer
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Feb 14th, 2008
03:45:45 PM
To all you haters and haters hating on other haters - go home and pound on it for awhile.
Over-the-top action, "subtle efftects" in the first three???????
by moto
Feb 14th, 2008
03:46:31 PM
What are you guys talking about? Saying the action in this trailer is way too over-the-top is ridiculous. You ALL need to go back and watch the original three movies. Nearly all of that action is over-the-top. Do I need to bring up the rolling ball in Raiders? The roller coaster ride in Temple? I could go on and on. The action in the trailer was right on par with the original trilogy.

Same goes to those who are saying Raiders' action was more subtle. Give me a break. And the effects were more subtle too???? Like in Raiders when the villains' faces were melting and exploding? Or when the equivalent of CG for that time appeared when those ghosts came from the ark and killed the nazis, flew around, and hell, even looked at the camera??? That was SUBTLE effects?

I'll give you the bad timing of the punch line when he went through the windshield, but I'm willing to bet it's not edited that way in the movie. Besides that, it looked frickin' awesome.

And regarding this whole alien thing... I'm willing to bet that there's an angle we're missing here that links everything to the ark and overall Christianity. Everything is not as it seems. But it's 100% better than the stones in Temple.

So RELAX. You can't bitch about the movie until you've SEEN THE MOVIE. And if you play the whole, "I won't pay to see this..." angle then you're a tool because you're basing that off of 80 seconds of footage. So don't see it. Your loss. You aren't some genius though... just a cynical guy who's not willing to let the movie speak for itself. Lucas didn't direct this. He didn't have a say in the shots, the direction, etc. You think Spielberg is going to let that happen? This is Spielberg's movie. He wouldn't have agreed to direct this flick had the story been lame and the script terrible. He wouldn't have done it. He doesn't NEED a blockbuster. He's fucking Steven Spielberg... worth hundreds of millions of dollars. he doesn't NEED anything. he made this flick because it's a labor of love. He loves that character. Settle down people.

ITS A NEW INDIANA JONES MOVIE!
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
03:47:22 PM
And? So was Last Crusade, and that was a wooden and charmless snooze fest. So whats your point? Your right, people age. Look at Nicholson, in his fucking 70's and still charismatic and fun to watch. The lights have gone out behind Fords eyes. He looks like a zombie. A really bored zombie. I'm sorry for breaking the carefully constructed regressive fantasy world you live in. I didn't know it was so fragile it couldn't withstand mild criticism of a trailer. By the way Mohammed, your obsession with pedophilia and your michael jackson/peter pan like needs to relive your childhood are concerning.
Kloipy
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:47:27 PM
I think maybe I should change it now! I like the one you came up with, it's a very good suggestion
How long until the "spielberg raped my childhood"
by knowthyself
Feb 14th, 2008
03:47:47 PM
Slogans come along?
I'm so excited . . .
by chewyou812
Feb 14th, 2008
03:48:03 PM
that I might just crap my pants and not give a shi+
I'm so excited . . .
by chewyou812
Feb 14th, 2008
03:48:22 PM
that I might just crap my pants and not give a shi+
JLo
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:48:35 PM
that way no one will ever get confused again
And the waterfall is NOT CG...
by moto
Feb 14th, 2008
03:49:37 PM
It's a real location and if you watch the HD 1080 version of the trailer and slow mo and/or pause, you'll see.
the next Indy movie will have ghosts in it and be called
by Kloipy
Feb 14th, 2008
03:50:18 PM
Indiana Jones and the Haunted Amusement Park
My Penis Just Kissed The Top Of My Zipper
by www.valiens.com
Feb 14th, 2008
03:50:31 PM
Haters say what you will--but this actually looks like an Indiana Jones flick, what with the direction and the sets and the...the...Harrison Ford. It's gonna rock.
Last Crusade a wooden and charmless snoozefest?!!!
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:50:56 PM
Dude.
Looks gay and Dumb
by hatespeech
Feb 14th, 2008
03:51:12 PM
homo jones
Moto
by BLEST
Feb 14th, 2008
03:51:55 PM
Well played sir.

Tourist, silence yourself. Last Crusade is not a "wooden and charmless snooze fest". While I know that Raiders is the best film, I enjoy watching Last Crusade out of all 3.

You're probably under 25, aren't you?

Spielberg raped my childhood!!!!!! hahha
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
03:52:18 PM
backlots and bluescreens
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
03:52:53 PM
Remember the original promos for Raiders? It was ALL about being on location throughout the world. However, Indy 4 is bluescreens, backlots and soundstages with minor location filming done in Connecticut, Hawaii and New Mexico. Why, because Lord Spielberg didn't want to leave his kids and go on location in other countries. For this, the movie will suffer. The bluescreen on the cliffside car chase is god-awful.
occula
by JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
03:55:03 PM
Yeah.. I'm down here in line at the Metropolitan on I35. Looks like rain. It doesn't seem to worry Harry, at least I think thats Harry.. It's hard to tell he's surrounded by groupies and bodygourds. He's been here at least a day longer than me.
OMG! Indy is on NABOO!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
03:55:29 PM
The waterfalls!
jmatte
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
03:56:31 PM
Is that true? That the only location filming was Connecticut, Hawaii and New Mexico? They didn't travel anywhere else at all?
MOTO IS RIGHT - INDY FX HAVE NEVER BEEN SUBTLE
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 14th, 2008
03:57:31 PM
The old Indies are just as infested with obvious over the top special effects as this trailer. Back then it didn't look 100% realistic as well but hey, guess what, it was fun as hell! But nowadays when people use the 'cg' technique, that allows for even better and more awesome over the top effects it's suddenly fake and a curse and a blasphemy on the originals spirit. The way this trailer plays out it has the same style as the old Indies, hard and non mtv style adventure action, with loads of Indy humour. Mixing amazing fx with hand to hand knockle punching fight scenes.
bravo, Bigballsallmanlovespussy69
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
03:57:57 PM
you guys are troopers!
Can wait. Such a fan.
by Christopher3
Feb 14th, 2008
03:58:54 PM
Looks fun. Will see.
Jmatte
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
03:59:56 PM
Don't forget lovely Downey, California. Where's the map and red line graphic for that?!
JMATTE
by Evil Hobbit
Feb 14th, 2008
04:00:00 PM
Remember the Mine-chase in Temple?
Remember how awesome that was!!!
Remember how it is so obviously bluescreen
Remember how noone cares because it is so exciting!!
This will be just as thrilling, I bet.
Indy's trademarked mal-coordinated punch
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
04:00:49 PM
Loved that mini-montage
locations
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:03:05 PM
It's true as far as I know. "Spielberg didn't want to leave his kids." Hurt is quoted as saying just that, because originally they were going to shoot in South America. They did some location shooting in LA too but whoop-dee-doo.
GOD DAMN IT!
by nelwack
Feb 14th, 2008
04:04:11 PM
What the fuck? Why does everything need to be re-done? its our foult damn it. Some hollywood exec over heard some loser fanboy on this stoopid site saying "Hey! wouldnt it be cool if they made a transformers movie? Or maybe a movie where the predators from "PREDATOR" fought the aliens form "ALIEN"? or I know! How about another Indiana Jones movie!" Fucking film school drop outs you all are.... speaking of which, I better get to class...
Fact.
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 14th, 2008
04:05:16 PM
The waterfall is real. It was shot in Hawaii.
locations, effects
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:06:05 PM
As far as I can recall, the originals were GROUNDBREAKING in their use of special effects. That's why we can say "gee, that looked fake but it's ok" Indy 4 doesn't have that luxury because it seems to me there is nothing to suggest Jurassic Park style groundbreaking effects.
Hey Jlo.........
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
04:06:34 PM
What you guys waiting in line for? I know it aint for Indy or The Clone Wars
Shhh
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 14th, 2008
04:07:28 PM
I feel a lot of people don't remember what the Indiana Jones films are about who are criticizing. They are ADVENTURES, not ACTION movies, and they are supposed to be, more than anything else, FUN. People need to know the movies, to know this tone and look is exactly like the others, most of all it looks like Raiders.
Explaining the Indy hate
by zacdilone
Feb 14th, 2008
04:07:44 PM
A few of you keep asking how anyone could hate any of the Indy movies. I'll tell you what's behind all the Indy hate--posing. A good chunk of AICN's constituency is made up of people who feel cool by trashing what is popular, and the Indiana Jones is one of the most popular film series ever. By trashing Crusade or Temple (Raiders is in that elite pantheon of un-trashable films like Empire), some people are able to stroke their egos into thinking they are better than everyone else because they criticized something popular.
It's OK but it ain't REMO WILLIAMS
by palimpsest
Feb 14th, 2008
04:07:48 PM
Ooo I loves me some Fred Ward.
26.
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
04:08:20 PM
...And you know what, I think I was too old for it, when Crusades came out.I remember being excited as fuck as a kid going into it, and just getting bored out of my mind during it. Rewatching it as an adult it was dull and plodding. Raiders and Temple are still lots of fun though. For those complaining about effects, its a trailer and the finished product is still a way off yet.
Next time, Indiana Jones,...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Feb 14th, 2008
04:09:31 PM
...it will take more than children to save you
Indy/Winstone
by proper
Feb 14th, 2008
04:10:46 PM
Quality team up.That trailer was ok,I like it when Indy gets it wrong only for it to work out,thats the spirit son.......I hope transformer kid doesn't inherit the hat,indy doesn't retire(if he dies I riot) and there are no Kate Capshaw/Tea Leoni Jurassic Park III antics involved(u know what I mean).I'm looking forward to this and I'm keeping an open mind,besides I'm probably going to have to buy the DVD for the family at xmas anyway so... :).Mr Lyon= I respect your opinion and pretty much agree,go and watch the film anyway dammit and unleash talkback hell if u dont like it,all the best :>.
Sallah
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:11:30 PM
Why no Sallah?
Looking forward to hearing the Wilhelm
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
04:11:56 PM
somewhere in the movie.
Tourist
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
04:12:29 PM
So you're not even the tinyiest bit excited about this movie? You say you like Raiders and Temple, right? This looks very much in keeping with the tone of those films.
Sneaking into Roswell? Weird hippy man?
by paleeoguy
Feb 14th, 2008
04:13:44 PM
So, it looks like Indy tries sneaking into Roswell via the trunk of a US Military car. It's interesting that he seems to be fighting US soldiers in the warehouse, too. What's strange, though, is the long-haired grizzled cheech and chong looking man in the back seat of the armored car during the cliff chase.
Wow that looked like total shit. You guys are nuts.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Feb 14th, 2008
04:13:53 PM
You're getting yourself worked up just because it's "Indy". Look I grew up in the Star Wars and Indy era. I saw them all on the big screen. I loved Star Wars and I loved the Indy films. The best Indy film was Raiders. It was and still is a classic. TOD was not as good and TLC was at least a step in the right direction and yes entertaining.

So what feeling did I get from watching that trailer? Nothing. It felt empty. It felt forced and it did not feel like Indy except for the music. It actually looks pathetic. I know you guys will flame me for ruining your circle jerk right now but really guys take the blinders off and watch it again without the nostalgic feelings compromising what you just saw. Nothing about that excited me. It just does not look or feel right.
Hi I'm Mr. JLo you might remember me from such talkbacks as..
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:15:21 PM
That trailer wasn't very exciting.
by NoDiggity
Feb 14th, 2008
04:15:27 PM
Everyone has already said what I would have said. Crates? Why does it have to be Crates? South American Natives chasing Indy ... That car chase along the cliff ... is that Lucas trying to prove ILM can do the cliff scene from Jackson's KING KONG better than Jackson did it? That's what it reminded me of ... Lucas boringly competing with Jackson ... The joking around sounded bad ... Shia's line "You're a teacher"? Utterly dead. And I was pretty dismayed by all the Helicopter shots in the trailer ... Is that the DPs influence? Waterfalls seen from on high, jungle pillars seen from on high ... I don't remember that kind of high altitude God's Eye view from any of the previous films. Oh well. Meh, Meh, and Meh again.
Paleeoguy: They are fake soldiers
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
04:16:04 PM
I'm sure Russian...all their names are president names.
You know what Spielberg and Lucas are after?
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:18:07 PM
Fortune and glory. Fortune and glory.
Hahaha Good Talkback name now Mr. Jlo
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
04:18:54 PM
Hey but for real, what you waiting outside a theater for? and what's harry doing there also? Am i missing something?
the chris columbus script involved ghosts
by dizzywhip
Feb 14th, 2008
04:19:31 PM
it was cheesy and bad. would you rather have indy archaeologize ghosts or aliens?
The "Indy punch" sound effect
by YourDaddy
Feb 14th, 2008
04:19:36 PM
Where was it? I expected to hear it!! I hope they haven't finished the sound editing yet. We wanna hear that unique "Indy punch" sound!!
Im not "excited"...
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
04:19:50 PM
...I think the pop culture market is saturated now. Everywhere I turn there is amazing stuff coming out, be it rereleases or new stuff. Like I said, it looks fun, it looks like a real Indiana Jones flick from back in the day. It might be bad, it might be good, you don't know yet. Yeah the stuff with the whip is kind of ridiculous but so is riding an inflatable boat out of an aeroplane. Like I said, looks like it could be really cool, BUT Ford just looks like wood. I'm sorry, but he just looks like he has for the last ten years. Asleep at the wheel. I guess having Shia in it is supposed to help prop him up. Not a bad idea. I don't get the shia hate personally.
Hi I'm Mr. JLo you might remember me from such talkbacks as..
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:19:50 PM
"I hate Star Wars and don't want anyone else to like it" or "Indiana Jones who is he? and why is he back?" Yes, I'm the same guy that was back in some of those classic TB

This time I just want to make sure it's all cleared up. And I'm in line for Clone Wars it's getting pretty crazy out here. I think there may be freezing rain this weekend.

...unbelievable
by Rando Calrisian
Feb 14th, 2008
04:20:00 PM
I'm going to see Spiderwick tonight mainly to see the Indy trailer. I have not watched it online yet because... well it deserves to be seen in the theater. Some movies are meant to be seen in a theater with other theater goers. Indiana Jones is meant to be be seen with an audience of people having FUN. Don't you all get that?

I would be super happy to have all of you people who don't want to pay $8 for this movie STAY THE FUCK HOME. You can sit at home and talk on your fucking cell phones and bitch about how Lucas raped your childhood to your Mama.

Me... I'll be in the theater, having fun at the movies.
Wonder what the Darabont script was about?
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
04:21:36 PM
It's said Spielberg absolutely loved it, but Lucas nixed it. Guess we'll never know.
Haters need to fucking die!
by Hugh G Rekshun
Feb 14th, 2008
04:21:52 PM
Right now! In a hole! Full of rancid feces!
The Clone Wars??
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
04:23:22 PM
They came out already or are you guys a test audience or something?
Indiana Jones and the Sons of Darkness
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:23:44 PM
Wasn't this written by Jeffrey Boam? It involved Marion, their son, Noah's Ark (the mcguffin), Nazis and a devil like character collecting body parts of the evilest men of history. I thought it was a better concept than Crystal Skulls and kept it in tone with the supernatural and not aliens.
Aug 15th!!!
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:25:17 PM
Only 6 more months to go!!! I wish I was in a test audience, that sure would be a lot easier
and I'm not hating for hatings sake...
by Tourist
Feb 14th, 2008
04:25:20 PM
...There was alot of disbelief surrounding the return of Rock and Rambo. The trailers came out, and hey, they were cool. They looked good, I got excited. This trailer was alright, and Ford looks half assed. So I'm thinking it might be alright to check out.
The Darabont script was about the same thing--
by Batutta
Feb 14th, 2008
04:25:25 PM
He's said as much. In fact, he may still be credited on the screenplay.
AllPowerfulWizard
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
04:25:26 PM
I watched that trailer about 6 times today. I too am a Star Wars and Indy nut. The only Indy film I saw at the cinema was Last Crusade when I was 9 but watched Star Wars and Raiders endlessly from the age of 4 onwards. Hated the prequels but LOVED that trailer.Maybe they are blinders I'm wearing, maybe nostalgia has got the better of me but after all the Star Wars heartbreak I've suffered the last 8 years, I just want a great Indy movie and I believe in Spielburg. If the film's shit I'll be the first person to admit it.
owe ya a gin.
by dizzywhip
Feb 14th, 2008
04:25:31 PM
mr akyroyd. hahaha nice try lou che. goodbye doctor jones. hahahaha.
Crystal Skulls=Phanton Menance
by jmatte
Feb 14th, 2008
04:28:59 PM
Can't live up to expectations.
Darabont, Kasdan > David Koep
by classyfredblassy
Feb 14th, 2008
04:29:52 PM
David Koep is not a complete hack, but he couldn't sharpen the other two's pencil. Why hasn't Kasdan done more fantasy stuff the past 15 years? I know, Dreamcatcher sucked hard, but that was more King's story than his.
Fair play man
by jackalcack
Feb 14th, 2008
04:31:50 PM
I guess I'm just biased cos of how much I loved the Indy flicks as a kid. Of course no new Indy film will ever or could ever touch Raiders but I thought this one looks really promising. Ford seemed like the same old Indy to me but I guess we'll see in 3 month's time.
Batutta.
by Sith Angel
Feb 14th, 2008
04:32:20 PM
Thanks for the info...interesting. I heard that it was completely thrown out and they started with an entirely new storyline...not just polished Darabont's. If it has Darabont's ideas, I'm sure it will be pretty cool. Thanks again.
Hang on lady we going for a ride!
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
04:33:06 PM
Oh my god!
i's more food than these people eat for a week
by dizzywhip
Feb 14th, 2008
04:34:05 PM
theyre starving.
He no nuts.
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
04:34:54 PM
He crazeeeeee!
be careful mr. jlo
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
04:34:57 PM
i had pneumonia a couple weeks back...make sure you stay dry and warm.

remember when you had to make god's eyes out of popsicle sticks and yarn in kindergarten?

CG Waterfalls
by jfp2007
Feb 14th, 2008
04:35:43 PM
In the prequels they're salt or sand and not CG. In fact, a lot of those so called CG sets in those movies are in fact models. These look the same as those, so we don't know if they're CG or not.
WHAT THE FUCK!
by travis-dane
Feb 14th, 2008
04:35:47 PM
I like it!
Crashing into truck..
by jfp2007
Feb 14th, 2008
04:37:55 PM
You'd stare at a guy too dumbly if they just crashed through your front windshield. It's called being human and caught off guard. The one-liner is absolutely no different than the ones in the other films and there are plenty of similar "over the top" situations.
occula
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:40:15 PM
I've got a gas stove and some popcorn so I should be in good shape

I don't know anything about the popsicle sticks. Could that save my life?

Indiana Cornball
by Scotty1
Feb 14th, 2008
04:41:09 PM
Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of my favorite all time movies, Temple of Doom Good entertainment, Last Crusade ok and this new one looks like worst than my worst nightmare. It looked kinda like a high budget Indiana Jones video game starring Harrison Ford. And I hate to be saying this really maybe the next trailer will show off the story more cause this one didnt and possibly the story and jokes will be good enough to make worth seeing once or twice. But my fears are it may since its written by Lucas go the route like the first of the new star wars prequals. And how could Indy really be wearing the same clothes after 20 years... I prefer the latest Dark Night trailer I like the idea of making it a bit more intelligent. I thought Indy was human not super human like spiderman. So when I see him flying around on his whip and the 2 cars collide with the cgi explosion its a bit disspointing. It looks to be going the Rush Hour route alot of gigles. Raiders was a bit more serious and now so tee hee ha ha. And the shot of the 2 cars hitting eachother reminds me of the Dinosaurs in new King Kong slipping and slidding while running on the side of the cliff. How did Batman go from corny to cool and Indy go from cool to corny?
watching temple of doom right now
by seabiscuits
Feb 14th, 2008
04:42:30 PM
its awesome, so is crusade. the trailer is dynomite. all 4 of these films together equal an amazing series, no matter what flaws they have. when your 65 and all life is sucked out of you youre gonna appreciate all these films like they were your own testicles. theyre 90 times better than national treasure, the mummy, the rundown, the librarian and tomb raider combined.
Oh shit.
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
04:43:16 PM
Greatest use of the word 'shit' in cinema history.
Well fucking said Mohammed
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
04:43:18 PM
Kneel to Zod-MOhammed
This is a castle.
by tuddlefo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:43:27 PM
And we have many tapestries. But if you're a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
How dare he?!
by tuddlefo
Feb 14th, 2008
04:44:00 PM
Leave him alone you bastards!
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
04:46:28 PM
just in case
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
04:46:58 PM
you take 2 popsicle sticks and make a cross, like you're fighting a vampire. then you take some yarn and weave it in and out of the sticks until it makes a ghey diamond pattern. then your mom hangs it proudly on a christmas tree. so, i suppose it could work against vampires, if you blessed it with holy water. keep your eyes peeled.
hey lady, you call him doctor jones.
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
04:47:12 PM
my professional name.
Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali! IN HELL!
by Tacom
Feb 14th, 2008
04:47:19 PM
I fucking love that line.
Cate is the sexiest tomboy...Commie ...uh...I dunno
by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
04:49:10 PM
I will have to practice that Commie Cate move from 1:02. You never know when such a commanding pointing arm/finger coupled with a russian shout out will come in handy.
Otherwise I guess that this trailer is already burned into my brain until infinity. Even if I'm dead some of these images will still play for me (thanks to those aliens resurrecting my memories)...
indy says that line cause he's a serious guy
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
04:54:54 PM
when it comes to his techniques in fighting and adventuring, he can be very hard on himself and vocal when he fucks up cause he knows he's better than that.
Dear DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by GunRunner
Feb 14th, 2008
04:55:20 PM
America doesn't care what you think. Just keep buying our products, mmmkay.
AICN...
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
04:57:03 PM
talkbacks has declared war on the Jones boys.
Oh shit..... we getting some hostility now
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
05:00:15 PM
In the famous qoute from Ahnold Schwaetsniager: "Every body chill"
waterfall is called the Devil Throat.. its real
by hegele
Feb 14th, 2008
05:01:04 PM
I think half of the talkbackers who are complaining about particularities really don't know what they hell words mean.
Has this dawned on anyone else yet....?
by 69DUDE
Feb 14th, 2008
05:02:46 PM
...that neither Spieberg or Lucas has said that this is the LAST Indy movie? That there could be more? I, for one, hope this is the start of a new trilogy..just as long as it retains some sense of quality, unlike those sub-Pixar cartoon Star Wars prequel shitfests. Hey, maybe the next one will be set in 1981? Indy is 90 years old, and is snorting coke off a whore's ass in California in order to stay young when he meets a new sidekick in the form of Steven Spielberg. Fresh from his success with Jaws and Close Encounters, Spielberg is in search of the legendary Selleck Moustache and employs Indys help in finding it. If he doesn't, it'll fall into the hands of Evil Lucas, who'll use it's mystical power to suck up the world's cocaine supply into his neck pouch..leaving Indys new addiction unsated. 'Berg, Lucas...if you need a writer, get your people to call my people.
haven't read all the bitching and moaning
by oisin5199
Feb 14th, 2008
05:03:01 PM
but I will say, having seen all the movies in the theater, as either a kid or a teenager, just seeing that shadow, that hat, and the signature music, I was jumping up and down in my chair. Love it. Can't wait. Fuck the haters. That is all.
I wonder if Cate Blanchett likes.......
by travis-dane
Feb 14th, 2008
05:05:35 PM
chocolate pudding?
Cool thanks occula
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
05:05:54 PM
Embeedeuce
by Mr. JLo
Feb 14th, 2008
05:09:57 PM
That was funny!!! I'm going to the snack bar see ya'll later.
Hey Danny Glover...........
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
05:11:39 PM
This is Mel Gibson telling you that I love the Indiana Jones trailer but damn that Dark Knight trailer was a teensy eensy bit better and if you happen to catch that Prologue, you know it gave u goosebumps but that's only my opinion.
LET US HURRY. THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR HERE.
by acorvey25
Feb 14th, 2008
05:12:07 PM
That's what scares me.
To: Rat Fink and like-minded "men of science"
by thebearovingian
Feb 14th, 2008
05:12:08 PM
That is hilarious, and I quote, "I for one am a man of science and believe in alien life." Really? You're a man of science who holds to empiricism and trusts only in repeatable and predictable physical evidence yet "believe" in unproven and non-existent (at this point in history, at least) alien life? I thought that believing in something unproven and unseen was called faith, not science.[If anyone else has posted something similar to this previously I apologize. This TB has 1100 posts and I'm not reading through all of them]
Summer time + Indy Movie =
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 14th, 2008
05:15:26 PM
Happy... Makes me feel like i'm 8 again and seeing Raiders for the first time.. You just don't get to be brought back to that feeling of being a kid all that often, i'll take it when I get it... Awesome!
If you wanna see a REAL BAD TRAILER......
by travis-dane
Feb 14th, 2008
05:16:24 PM

watch this:

http://tinyurl.com/2gt4x8

In dy is gold!

thebearovingian
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 14th, 2008
05:17:11 PM
first off, nice handle, love it. Secondly, here here!!!! Well said!
I for one am a man of science
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
05:18:21 PM
I believe in tiny Gremlins that mess up my car, fuck with Microsoft Windows.
Guys.....it's been a fun ride but
by loc420
Feb 14th, 2008
05:20:16 PM
Got to go and go bankrupt for this sweet but very fucking evil holiday. When are they going to have a "Men Appreciation Day" where girls rub your feet and we get to watch a KY wrestling match between Alba and Longoria...ahhhhh but anyways I hope all this haters understand that even though they might be bitching and moaning at Indy, one thing is clear...........Lucas owns us all. They got my $10 dollars already. I bid you guys adieu
CGI?
by OwnedbyGeorge
Feb 14th, 2008
05:27:32 PM
I need someone who thinks there's too much CGI to detail what they're seeing and THINK might be CGI. The waterfalls? That's real (in Hawaii). The swinging on ropes? Real. (Harrison's face on a stunt guy). The exploding trucks are CG enhanced, and the cliffside is a digital matte, Not some sort of CGI creation. I think people are seeing more CGI than is actually there. CGI means Computer Generated Imagery, and does not mean green screen composite work. All of the original Indy movies used composite work and Matte shots. The only difference here is that the mattes are processed digitally. And to think that Lucas is somehow trying to milk money from us...like he needs money. He may be one of the few truly independant artists working today. Quit hating, you freaks, and just be glad you're not watching some Robert Rodrigues crap or 300 digi-garbage.
Yeah loc I gotta say you're pretty much the loser here
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
05:27:56 PM
Seems like your taste in film is as plain and base as your taste in women.
Indy>Dark Knight
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 14th, 2008
05:30:15 PM
Nolan is very good, but he ain't Spielberg.
Indy>Iron Man >Dark Knight
by TheBloop
Feb 14th, 2008
05:32:31 PM
People are ready for something different. Iron Man will be the shit
George it's got nothing to do with the CGI
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
05:34:56 PM
Although it doesn't help. And everything to do with the story sounding like shit, the lame looking sidekick, and the fact that Lucas and to a far lesser extent Spielberg, are not at the top of their respective games right now. Lucas being a complete washout hack and Spielberg being a far better dramatic director than genre director nowadays. You can scream your pathetic little hater chant all day long, but its more likely than not that this will be the weakest Indy film, and frankly we don't need that.
CG Waterfalls?
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2008
05:36:32 PM
Those waterfalls exist. Stop playing Halo for ten seconds and pick up and encyclopedia. You might discover some interesting things about the world. Jezuz.
I'm sick of you, IndustryKiller
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2008
05:40:00 PM
Tired of that "Everything new is shit" broken record. Temple of Doom was poor. It was entertaining, but it was a poorly made film. The plot and acting was downright sloppy. It won't take much to top it. Just because something's old doesn't mean it's superior to something new.
Once again, George Lucas has decided to take a shit in the mouth
by The Belligerent Irishman
Feb 14th, 2008
05:41:59 PM
This is ridiculous.
The Dark Knight trailer was dull compared to this
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
05:44:24 PM
Yeah, Batman sitting in a room was exciting.
Ark Recovery Mission Is The Opening Scene I Wonder?
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
05:49:12 PM
You know how each of the movies has the short adventure before the main adventure? I wonder if the first adventure is Indy trying to get the Ark outta the govt. storeroom??? Maybe after that is the arrest (which seems to be an arrest) in the trailer where he picks his hat up? Maybe. Anyways, so far I like what I see, should be fun and give us good geek nostaligia giggles.
I'm Way More Excited About THE DARK KNIGHT, Actually
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
05:51:39 PM
I'm looking forward to Indy, and Iron Man, and Clone Wars, and Hulk, and whatevers, but I'm most anticipating The Dark Knight. I just hope I'm not disappointed!
As long as no one out runs a CGI firebal
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
05:52:46 PM
I'm okay with the movie.
Btw: Jumper...
by Scrolly
Feb 14th, 2008
05:54:56 PM
..is getting universally bad reviews. There ya go.
In the crate.
by HOTDOGVNDR
Feb 14th, 2008
05:55:10 PM
Go to the movie's site and watch the trailer. After the "I thought.." bit, there is a shot of Indy in the car with the crate open full of, what appears to be maps and photos and all sorts of paper work.
DON'T LOOK AT IT!! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!
by hebbit74
Feb 14th, 2008
05:55:16 PM
I hope I am not repeating any other posts here...We all know that George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have made special editions of their movies recently (ie:Star Wars Trillogy Special Edition, E.T. Special Edition). I have read some reports, and I have a pretty good feeling that the Ark might be involved in this one (especially by the warehouse location seen in the trailer and some of the photos). I wonder if they are going for a redo on the Ark's power and with all the new FX with the faces melting and head combustion. I think this would be cool as hell, even though I could not watch the ending of Raiders without a hand covering my own eyes. I think we might get to see this. If anyone agrees let me know.
Of course the day the indy trailer is released
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
05:57:46 PM
I actually have shit to do. Anyways, everything I am going to say has been said.

First off, to the people who hate "haters". Criticism is not hating. Criticism is...well...it's criticism. If somebody HATES Indiana Jones and cannot see any redeeming qualities about it then that is hating. I personally love Indiana Jones, all three films, and I was looking forward to the film.

Now though, I'm scared. Quaking in my boots pee my pants scared that I'm not going to enjoy myself. First, I just don't like the aesthetic. It doesn't feel like it belongs in the same world as the first three. "Too much CGI" sounds stupid but it's a valid criticism for an Indy film. I don't believe for a second that they are even on location, let alone driving a truck along the edge of a cliff. In Raiders, there is a stunt guy hanging from a speeding truck speeding down a real gravel road in Tunisia. There are real locations. Yes in Raiders the final effects with the Ark would look better in CGI and the warehouse matte painting and the storm before they go into the Well of Souls. That's about it. The boulder rolling looked real as hell and nowadays they'd throw a CGI boulder that would look like shite. Real things exploded. Remember how they fucking blew the hell out of the Nazi base camp in Raiders? Compare that to the CGI explosion of the Soviets in this trailer. It looks silly. This is my personal opinion. It just did not work for me. If it works for you great.

Second, there is a general lack of energy in this trailer. It feels flat. Harrison comes alive only in the "Damn I thought that was closer" line, which I'll allow but is so absurd in its disreality.

Having watched it again, I enjoy Indy swinging from the ceiling stuff. I always wanted him to do that. However, remember in TOD when he swung with the whip? It felt like there was weight to it. This doesn't. But I still like it.

The videogame "The Fate of Atlantis" was the best videogame ever. They should have just made that into a movie. I could play that game over and over forever.

I gladly await for the movie to make a bitch out of me. Until then, I hold to my fear that this won't be what I want from an Indy film.

P.S. While I was writing this, I watched the trailer again and liked it. I'm confused.

"Damn, I thought that was closer"
by Mattyboy122
Feb 14th, 2008
05:58:21 PM
Jesus H. Christ, how campy are we going to go, here? Whichever of you candy asses said we should also criticize the bit in Raiders when Indy and the nazi 'share a giggle' before Indy punches him out of the truck: you're dead wrong. In fact, that's an example of the DIFFERENCE in tone. That's a real moment, it doesn't wink at the audience, it's just the two guys sharing a quick laugh only to have it interrupting by Indy's fist. It's fucking bad ass. Indy swinging around like Spider-man, landing in a truck, tossing out a campy one-liner and booting two guys out of a truck is retarded. It's a fucking cartoon.
Temple of Doom works because....
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
05:58:25 PM
It's just completely batshit insane. You have to respect how far that film zigs in the face of, Im sure what everyone was expecting to be a Zag. But still retains the humor and adventure and, maybe more than the other Indy films actually, wonder that the franchise is known for. With that said it's definitely the weakest Indy film, but its going to be better than any film that tries desperately to recapture magic that isn't there on originality alone.
What a bunch of losers.
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
05:59:22 PM
I think redkamel's post pretty much (inadvertently) sums up what's wrong with the hater "brain":

"Im an indy fan, and was really excited for the trailer...till I saw the villainess has a stupid haircut, mutts jacket is ugly, theres way too much CGI in the trailer"

It makes me nostalgic for 1997 before virtually everyone had access to the internet. For a while there the net was a refuge from the idiocy of the rest of the world. Now it's been overrun by drooling hordes of barely literate asscocks who are so insecure in themselves that they feel the need to carve out a minute, shit-plastered, one-man cyber-empire of dissent based on nothing but obnoxious attention-whoring and the petty dissection of ephemeral minutiae in movies between bouts of building cum stalactites on their forever womanless bedroom ceilings.

I can't even begin to express the disdain and disgust I feel for you sad, useless fucks.

Are People Arguing About Whip Realism In An Indy Flick?
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
06:00:07 PM
Wow, you are not the intended audience for this AT ALL. Correct if I'm wrong, but I believe one of the large appeals of Indiana Jones is the totally ridiculous and unrealistic sh*t that happens, right? Did I miss something? Should Indiana Jones be a "realistic" faux-documentary now? Sheesh.
Digital vs Film
by HOTDOGVNDR
Feb 14th, 2008
06:00:18 PM
I'm about 100% sure I read that Lucas could not get Spielberg to go digital.
Indy elbowed that Soviet
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:02:05 PM
really nice.
Doc
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:04:55 PM
That's pretty harsh man.
Watched it again
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:05:47 PM
and smiled when Indy said his one-liner. My brain is adjusting...
Pazuzu, in the future instead of addressing guys llike...
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
06:05:59 PM
redkamel, who is indeed criticizing minutiae pointlessly. Feel free to address any problems with dissent right at me, I welcome it.
I love
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:06:19 PM
the whipcrack. They should have had twelve of those in the trailer.
Industry
by OwnedbyGeorge
Feb 14th, 2008
06:06:31 PM
Nothing I've heard about the story sounds like shit. The only thing Ive heard is there may be alien involvement. Certainly that won't lead to anything like a goofy blue glowing ghost like we saw at the end of Crusade. Alien artifacts aren't inherantly less believable than magical religious relics. And while you may not get as attached emotionally to Lucas's prequals, I have yet to see another film with the creative scope of that universe. Freeze any frame of any of the prequals (especially Phantom Menace), and you have a perfectly composed frame-worthy piece of art. Add that to the fact that Phantom Menace provides the blueprint by which every fantasy film since is made....hardly makes Lucas a "wash-out"
Mohammed..
by HOTDOGVNDR
Feb 14th, 2008
06:06:56 PM
quite possibly the funniest thing I've "heard" on here. Plus I LOVE you name.
Pedophile
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:11:07 PM
You don't mess around do ya
Terry
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
06:12:46 PM
My beef is with haters, not people with sensible gripes. I have, for example, no problem with what you said. It's the idiots I'm after.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK for the ATARI 2600
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
06:14:37 PM
Was the ne plus ultra of Indy related products and services circa 1982. I totally fuckin' loved it when I was a kid. It was terrible, actually, but I must of played through it like a hundred times cause I loved the movie so much. RAIDERS, that is, cause RAIDERS is the only one I loved. The other 2 were cool, but not nearly as cool as RAIDERS.
I was just about to argue with you George
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
06:16:40 PM
then I read the part about the prequels. Films so insipid only a completely brainwashed jackass could love them. There have never been three films made that have less of an excuse to be so horribly written, acted, edited, and filmed. Lucas can't even get his own fucking story right and directly contradicts the earlier films. And Phantom Menace provides a blueprint for every fantasy film since??? That's gotta be the dumbass comment of the talkback. It's flat out lie. Worse in fact, it's a delusion. Lord of the Rings has nothing in common with The Phantom fucking Manace, not to mention that their stories were written decades before. You make it sound like the Prequels arent universally reviled films that just about everyone on Earth thinks are total garbage. EVery frame is a piece of art? Really? Cause the consensus is that every frame is a laughable cartoon full of some of the worst CGI backgrounds and aliens ever rendered.
Anyone else play Fate of Atlantis
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:16:45 PM
God, I loved that game
I'll tell ya what seems "off" about that Indy falling into the t
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:17:41 PM
part- Indy just swung like a pendulum toward that jeep/truck, missed his landing, and swung backward into-no, THROUGH- the windshield of an Army truck, breaking pieces of the windshield frame and all. And he's not even winded?

Wow. That's a tough old dude.

DP...
by micturatingbenjamin
Feb 14th, 2008
06:17:45 PM
Hey, it's funny, but I have to say with that haircut, the femme fatale looks like Roseanne's sister on the sitcom.

And to OwnedbyGeorge....Uh, the blueprint for Lord of the Rings was NOT: Frodo and Merry and Pippin head out to resolve a trade dispute against horrible Japanese Stereotype Aliens and then sludge through a Jim Crow era stereotype's underwater city and hold off on the awesome moments until the last six minutes....With podracing.

This looks like a fun movie. I love Indiana Jones, and the lead lady's hair is stupid. It's a fucking caricature. But then, aren't all three movies not realistic? I mean did you see Marion hit that fucking statue and not dislocate her hip? How about a full ass katydid coming out from under Spielberg's wife's hair and didn't get crushed...Indiana Jones is pulpy goodness. And the whip being used as a swing, fine...Lucas and Spielberg both wanted 'nothing to go right' for Jones...that's the whole thing right there...This looks fun and good and good and fun.

Sincerely
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:18:07 PM
Mohammed Was A Catholic Priest?!
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
06:18:48 PM
Same difference, shorter name? Anything you say about that motherfucker gwanna piss off somebody anyways. Nah, but seriously, I like where your going with the offensiveness. Everybody gotta lighten up about their myths and fairy tales. Its all a big cosmic joke were stuck in together anyways, may as well laugh at it, with it, in spite of it.
oops
by hebbit74
Feb 14th, 2008
06:19:34 PM
I of course watch the ending of Raiders now, no problem. Just when I was 7 years old watching it in the theatre, it was scary as shit! Hell, I had to cover my eyes when the goofy looking Wampa puppet popped up at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back. The new Wampa in ESBSE was pretty creepy. Especially with the tauntaun meat stetching out from it's teeth.
For some reason I wasn't expecting it
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:20:20 PM
to be so massive as it is hinting to be. It seems very epic.
Never played Fate Of Atlantis
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:21:45 PM
somehow???? I guess because my game systems went from Atari 7800 to NES to Sega Genesis back to NES. And that was it. I'd love to give it a whirl, if only I spoke Hovitos. I mean, could find the appropriate system and game itself.
Frank Darabont doesn't even get a story credit?
by JackIsLost
Feb 14th, 2008
06:21:52 PM
What a jip.
I see Doc
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:22:15 PM
Crack your whip on those haters!
I coulda been a conteder Mohammad
by TerryMalloy
Feb 14th, 2008
06:23:49 PM
You're damn right about that. Now I must go and take care of my birdies.
So, is it too early to ask "when's the next trailer" coming?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:24:45 PM
Is this "it"? Or is this likely just an enlongated teaser?
JackIsLost
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:26:22 PM
Wait until the film comes out. It has been suggested by some that he'll petition the WGA (or whoever it should be) for credit if he feels they reused enough of his ideas.
Clearing the air re: Darabont's script
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:30:21 PM
It'll be really interesting to read what his unused script was like and how close the final cut of Indy IV is (or isn't) to it once this film finally opens and people can talk about it.

I'm really interested to hear specifically what GL & SS and others went through to finalize the idea and script for this movie, as well as specifically what they (George, really) didn't like about Darabont's version.

And how they decided to "ok" that wig on Blanchett. Perhaps John Hurt can loan her a "V" mask?


by AllieJamison
Feb 14th, 2008
06:30:40 PM
I think the official site calls this trailer 1, finky. So I guess there's more to come.
Ah, good eye AllieJ
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:37:33 PM
American flag... you don't get it?
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Feb 14th, 2008
06:39:50 PM
Come on, the American flag is there because this takes place in the 50's and the "bad guys" are the Commies. The Red Menace. Us VS them, USA VS the Communists. I am surprised people don't get that. I think it looks like a lot of fun. The Dark Knight trailer bored the hell out of me with its over-the-top "look how different we are being with Joker" schtick. This looks like a good, old fashioned, good time at the movie house.
That might explain why this one doesn't touch on aliens
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
06:40:50 PM
except a shot of that Roswell box.

SWAT
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
06:42:06 PM
Yes, SWAT. Bad movie, but Ebert's review of it I think encapsulates what some people here are saying. Stunts and fights etc that are "real," or at least movie real. Ebert explains better if anyone wants to go read that review. As for all the back and forth in this talkback, "your persistence surprises even me." But hey, at least it's not the snooze fest they have going on in the Star Trek talkback. Zzzzzz....
I bet Indy is really an alien!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
06:42:54 PM
And he's waiting for his alien friends to come home.
Blueprint
by OwnedbyGeorge
Feb 14th, 2008
06:47:23 PM
By blueprint, I mean the way by which the films are crafted. (ie. lots of elements shot on green and shots composed in post---digital film-making) George pioneered the use of digital film. Phantom menace was also the first film to use a fully digital character (not just a dino or animal). WETA digital was formed by mostly ILM people, using what they learned and created for George. Every time you watch a Sin City or Sky Captain or Narnia or LOTR or 300, you have to acknowledge the debt they owe to Lucas. But that's all off topic, since Spielberg resists filming digitally, and works as much in camera as he can. My original point was that I don't see Lucas's digital influence in this trailer...it looks great. Oh, and you're right that Temple of Doom is bat-shit crazy, and for it's daring alone, is far better than Crusade, which felt like a back-step.
Trailer
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
06:48:48 PM
Upon second viewing I wonder if they're being ironic w/ the opening. All the melodrama: He survived this, triumphed over that... The dramatic (Dune?) music. So typical of modern action trailers. But then they hit the brakes. Go to black. And come up on Indy's old Alden boots and his hat, and he classic music kicks in. Like a total 180. And then the rest of the trailer is what we more or less come to expect from Indy's serial adventures. And what we've been missing. Just an idea.
Actually Prossor
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
06:49:32 PM
I'm completely serious. And I may not see this in theaters, just like I didn't see Spider-Man 3 or Transformers in theaters, and I'm pretty god damned glad considering how awful both those films were. Now this is guaranteed to be better than those films by a long shot, but I would rather see no Indy film at all than a mediocre rehash of one. So maybe I'll see it, maybe I won't, I'll have to see the next trailer and find out a bit more about the story and this Mutt character. Although fail to see how seeing a film in a theater negates anyones comments on said film. If I do see Indy 4 it will be because I want to see for myself how it turned out, not because, despite my comments, I think it's going to be fantastic.
DocPazuzu
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Feb 14th, 2008
06:51:17 PM
Don't count me in that rant. I am not looking for attention I am however speaking my opinion be it we agree or not. Lets just agree to disagree. We've both been on AICN for quite a while. I don't post as much as you do but when I do post it's not for attention whoring. I post to voice what I think about what ever said topic is in discussion. I've both agreed with some of your posts and disagreed but please lets not lump everyone who is not in favor of the trailer or what they have seen or read so far about this new Indy installment as being someone who is trying to be an attention whore because that to me is offensive and is not a fair to make a blanket statement.

Look I am one of the guys who praised the idea of the Transformer movies and gave people shit for taking it so seriously instead of just enjoying it for what it was. I loved the movie. I own it. It did what it was supposed to do and entertain me because it was after all a movie based on a fucking toy commercial.

Indy is a different calibur though. It's something that is close to everyones heart who grew up in the 80's just like Star Wars. It's not a commercial it's a slice of Americana, a pop icon. I truly loved Raiders. Didn't care much for TOD but still liked it enough not to trash it, and Crusade was tons of fun. Still for me based on everything I've read, the pictures that I've seen and the trailer that has been released I just do not find that giddy inner child within me getting the feeling I should have. Sorry it's not connecting for me. Does that mean the movie will suck? Who knows. After all again all we have is a template for a story based on what has been released to the press and again the pictures and trailer. Nothing so far has knocked my socks off. Ford looks tired and old in every picture and yeah I know it's because he is old. Still Connery has always managed to find that spark even in his old age. It's called presence my friend and Ford no longer carries it. He checked that at the door many years ago and I see no presence in him when I see those new Indy pictures and the trailer for me personally only firmed that up. The scene in the truck is uncomfortable and really feels forced to me. I am not trying to rain or piss on your Indy parade and you shouldn't let my opioion or someone else's get you so worked up. I hope the movie delivers for you what you want it to be. For me I am going into this with the lowest of expectations, giving Lucas, Spielberg and Ford one last dollar and hope I can walk away wrong feeling like I just watched a great Indy flick.

As of now though I am standing by what I feel in my gut and what I feel in my gut is that this film will be subpar and just a cliche of itself trying to recapture old magic through a forced hand. That does not make me an asshole DocPazuzu that makes me realistic and again it's my opinion. No attention whoring needed because I do have something called a life that I enjoy outside of posting on here once in awhile so no more lumping everyone who disagrees with you into that category you've created.
IndustryKiller!
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
06:54:50 PM
Here's a friendly tip:

I you want to either win an argument/discussion or infuse your statements with credibility, never ever say "I'm not going to see this movie". Maybe you actually won't see it (doubtful), but saying that makes it sound like you're trying too hard. It's almost like Godwin's Law -- as soon as you say it, you've lost it.

If you have opinions worth defending, then they should be defended on merit alone.

Lucas's influence on this film.
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
06:56:25 PM
Did anyone actually read the Vanity Fair article? Lucas flatly admits that both Ford and Spielberg resisted doing the Crystal Skull storyline for years until one day Lucas just up and exclaimed that it was either that story or Indy 4 was never going to get made. In the face of that Ford and Spielberg acquiesced, begrudgingly. It's right there in the article, read it. That is what kind of megalomaniac those poor bastards have to deal with. When some asshole forces you to conform to HIS story, that influence will be present, whether it's aesthetically visible or not.
AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
06:57:51 PM
Read my reply to TerryMalloy in here and my post in the bootleg TB where I explain that I do indeed differentiate between legitimate criticism and pure haterism.
Has anyone noticed
by indianasnootles
Feb 14th, 2008
06:58:01 PM
the jet sled/rocket sled thing towards the end of the trailer where Indy is kicking that Army guy through the glass? He's clearly swinging over some kind of a tracked jet sled...notice the seat in the lower middle of the screen and the jet engine on the left. It looks like an old J-47 engine they used in the '50s...can-annular axial flow. That being said, here's hoping that it is just a background set piece and not used in some kind of a chase sequence a la the Tmeple of Doom mine cart. That would be gay.
Oh I'll see it Docpazuzu
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
06:59:37 PM
Just maybe not through the channel of a movie theater. Or maybe I'll just walk in after I see another film. Sorry if I was obtuse. I didn't mean to sound like I will never watch on principle alone, I could see how I came off like that though. I meant to say I won't pay to see it if I don't feel it deserves the support. I don't think the box office gross will miss me.
Industry, nobody cares whether you see it or not
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2008
07:00:22 PM
Also, AllPowerfulWizardOfOz...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
07:00:53 PM
...I mentioned redkamel's post because I thought it would be an obvious example of the type of moron I'm referring to.
well, 1200+ posts is pretty good for less than 12 hours
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
07:05:38 PM
not a bad job guys and gal(s?)

We had our enthusiasts. We had our "haters". We had srguments, some of which got ugly. And we had haters of haters. And, of course, lots of Indy movie quotes. All in, I'm actually surprised just how "par" today's TB turned out to be.

Oddly enough, I feel similar in some ways about the very trailer for which this Talkback is for.

Mattman, I was addressing Prossor
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
07:06:01 PM
Who intoned that people who speak skeptically about the film are somehow lying about their position and in fact can't wait to be int hat theater. I know you don't care whether I see it, but I don't appreciate people intoning I don't put my money where my mouth is.
By Meglomaniac Asshole
by OwnedbyGeorge
Feb 14th, 2008
07:06:15 PM
did you mean to say "The creator" or "originator" of Indiana Jones? No one bashes JK Rowlings for insisting her stories be followed.
I wonder if that's a record for timing to 1200 posts?
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
07:06:24 PM
certainly it isn't for # of posts - not by far. But for how quickly it hit 1200, maybe?
LONG LIVE INDIANA JONES!!
by finky089
Feb 14th, 2008
07:09:25 PM
hope that sums things up, whether you're inclined to like this new film, or clingly lovingly to only its three older siblings.
there were 2 gals
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
07:09:28 PM
until mr. jlo outed himself!
Just saw the trailer
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:11:05 PM
I don't know... it looks good I'm ready for it.. but I just don't know about that spiderman looking stuff in the warehouse. If he starts pulling a "Yoda" move like in AOTC I think that will be it for me, I'll just throw in the towel and call it a day. Don't get me wrong I'm still excited.
Does anyone realize it's Valentine's Day?
by strosmer
Feb 14th, 2008
07:12:54 PM
And that you all have a better chance of getting laid tonight than normal if you'd just get off your butts and go to a bar. PS - Lucas rules! Phantom Menace is great! Anyone who says otherwise does not understand shit about film. There. See what kind of reaction that gets.
No by megalomaniac
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
07:13:21 PM
I'm talking about a man who doesn't take into consideration the point of view of the two other men with an equal share in the character. Lucas might have originated the idea, but Ford and Spielberg deserve every bit the credit Lucas does. And not only did he not take their dislike of the story into consideration, he DEMANDED they make that particular story as if it was the only one that could have possibly worked. And given how awful the prequels turned out I think we all know Lucas has lost his touch as idea man.. The Rowling comparison is preposterous. Lucas merely comes up with an idea and relies on others to bring it to coherent fruition, therefore he is working in a collaborative form, unlike Rowling who paints every picture completely independently of anyone else.
JLo III = Mr.JLo
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:14:03 PM
I just logged on to a differant computer and this one won't let me on with my new handle

And for the record I was not outed, I was never "ined" You have to be "in" to be "outed"!!!

I'm going to make a prediction here.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
07:16:35 PM
I predict that these Indy4 Talkbacks are going to be the most contentious thing we've seen since the great TRANFORMERS board wars. No quarter will be given. And history is sure to be made.
mUTT RAveNwood JoneS
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:17:07 PM
I m excited
by Fineus Fog
Feb 14th, 2008
07:18:36 PM
but what the fuck is up with Ray Winstones digital pants and the still images pasted in behind him (If you look closely the soldier on Winstones left is made up of still images). I work in a post production house and the 3d guys who work here were laughing at how bad that shot is
Not a fan of Transformers..
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:20:42 PM
I saw the movie, did not like it, end of story. I know a lot of people liked it. Were there people talking about it in a TB?
WETA digital was formed by mostly ILM people
by Fineus Fog
Feb 14th, 2008
07:23:04 PM
check your facts Mr most of them were ex Digital Domain
who outed themselves, occula?
by moondoggy2u
Feb 14th, 2008
07:23:31 PM
Oh, and creepy--I refuse to read that large of a post on general principle. If you have to rant, make it readable; use paragraphs.
mutts not a whiney bitch so far
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:23:42 PM
could be a good sign. but he still looks stupid in the jacket, not natural. but as long as he isn't deuchy i dont mind.
"Were there people talking about it in a TB?"
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
07:23:57 PM
You're kidding right?! This is AICN and you're asking if TRANSFORMERS was discussed in a TB?!
Rehashing the same stuff
by DaveInRhodeIsland
Feb 14th, 2008
07:24:07 PM
What a load of crap. We've seen this movie 3 times already, with a younger more athletic Indy. This looks like the same crap wrapped in a new package.
Oh, There Will Be Blood
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
07:26:06 PM
That is to say, geekrage blood, spilled in great gallons across the interwebs, t-minus 3 seconds after the ending of the first screening and lasting pretty much forever. I wonder what the JarJar will be? Or will it be JarJar free? Wait and see, wait and see... I bet it'll be a fun flick, and the geekrage blood that will be spillt will probly akshully be even more funner.
It's good...
by Lucasblows
Feb 14th, 2008
07:30:08 PM
...and that's the problem. It's just good. Watching it, it doesn't fill me with that nostalgic giddiness or tortured anticipation that I was hoping it would.
Mr. Nice Gaius
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:31:09 PM
No. not kidding, if something says Transformers on it I run the other way. Thats why it's funny to me to read all this stuff from people that are not into Indiana Jones.

If it's not something I'm into I don't even see it. However, I did go to see it in the theater and I had a good time, it was fun. I dont' regret it at all. I'm not boycotting Micheal Bay. The film just didn't stick with me.

I wish it did I would really love to see something new and bad ass, we reall really need a new Hero of some sort.

Strosmer
by MattmanReturns
Feb 14th, 2008
07:31:51 PM
I dunno about you, but I'm at work right now...
Nahh, I dont think the Indy boards as rapacious
by moondoggy2u
Feb 14th, 2008
07:32:42 PM
For one thing, the great Transformers debates were raging a full year in advance of the film while Indy is only just now starting to heat up. Even then, a typical TF board exceeded a thousand posts by the end of an afternoon and would do so at EVERY article, even if there were two or three in the same day. No, TF is still king, I'm afraid.
d'oh. the boards ARE as rapacious.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 14th, 2008
07:33:23 PM
The Crystal Skull Has To Be A Gungun Skull
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
07:33:31 PM
And Indy has to do the yubyub dance in his underroos at the end whilst dancing with Ewoks and freakishly animated melted zombie nazis.
sad
by Staldo
Feb 14th, 2008
07:34:02 PM
I had an image of my mind of what Back To The Future 4 would be like when I was a kid. Basically it amounted to Marty screaming "Oh SHIIIIIIT!" as he was being chased by a dinosaur. That's what this trailer felt like. It lost me the minute we saw Russian Blanchett, and after that just got suckier. Plus, Ford sounds like he's trying to do an Indiana Jones impression, like he's forgotten how to do the character voice and resorted to self-caricature or something
the jar jar binks
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:34:07 PM
wil actually be jar jar binks. the skull actually kinda looks like a gungan skull, but a mean primitive gungan. jar jar will step out of the wormhole the skull opens and say "meesa so smiley to seee you indeee". seriously i think marion may be the jar jar not that she sucks but cause she's like a mom and probabaly wears mom pants.
On the subject of Star Wars Prequels
by smackfu
Feb 14th, 2008
07:34:14 PM
Has anyone else found that despite hating Phantom Menace when it first came out, after seeing the two that followed it, you find Phantom Menace the most watchable of the three?
moondoggy2u
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:34:37 PM
Who won the great debate?
MNG
by DocPazuzu
Feb 14th, 2008
07:36:03 PM
Zone. Inbox.
Darabont = Most overrated writer/director ever
by darthvedder81
Feb 14th, 2008
07:36:13 PM
I completely realize I'm in a minority here but I'm not a Frank Darabont fan at all. I haven't seen "The Mist" yet but Shawshank, The Green Mile and The Majestic are some of the most drawn-out, tedious and treacly movies I've ever seen. His version of Indy 4 probably had an hour and half of Indy talking to Sallah about his feelings.
Sorry, GUNGAN Skull
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
07:36:52 PM
I wouldn't want to insult Lucas' most beloved creation, his most popular character, Jar Jar Binks.
i like the story structure of Phantom Menace
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:37:31 PM
just dont like jar jars antics and the kids bad acting. it aint that bad but it has its flaws. too bad.
smackfu
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:37:51 PM
No, I like ROTS still. Actually when I saw TPM I loved it until I watched it at home on VHS. After like the 3rd time of watching it at home I realized that I kept falling a sleep and waking up at the battle scene at the end.
JLo III
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
07:39:19 PM
I hear you. As moondoggy2u has sort of pointed out, the TRANSFORMERS threads brought out all kinds of haters, defenders, and all around general assholes. The geek factor was set at about 10+ and the much spirited debate made for some great reading.
ford
by Lil LoLo
Feb 14th, 2008
07:39:54 PM
looks like he is fucking phoning it in. i hope he doesnt fuck this up.
cheifchirpa3000
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:40:18 PM
I mostly like all the basic story line of the PT. It's the acting and lack of chemestry that bugs me.
I Hope The Crystal Skull Is ACTUALLY Jar Jar Binks
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
07:40:52 PM
Thats a great idea, cheifchirpa3000. I think there definitely needs to be some sort of extended Jar Jar Binks meets Indy part, or like they become sidekicks. The interwelps would be agog with impotent, though seething, desktop rage. LET LOOSE THE HELL HOUNDS OF INACTION!!!
Mr. Nice Gaius
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:41:51 PM
Sounds like good times to me.
yeah theirs nooo chemistry
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:42:05 PM
that should of been on top of the list for things george has to do.
Fuck Indian Jones, the trailer true movie fans have been waiting
by blindambition238
Feb 14th, 2008
07:42:11 PM
http://tinyurl.com/375ryg ... yep Uwe Boll's Farcry. I reckon most of the budget went to this trailer which samples the Dark Knight theme, Usual Suspects, and the Bourne Ultimatum song. Thank me later.
ABOUT WATERFALLS
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
07:43:25 PM
THANK YOU to everyone who has defended the waterfalls. The waterfalls in the trailer ARE FUCKING REAL and ARE NOT FUCKING CGI. Gosh. Thank goodness for those talkbackers who actually know their fucking geography. FUCK YES! INDY IS BACK!
I actually cried...
by allykatD
Feb 14th, 2008
07:43:48 PM
Okay, I can admit that because I'm a girl, and it's true, at the first few bars of the opening music, I had tears in my eyes. I love these movies and I can only hope that this one will bring back the pure wonder that was Indiana Jones. And Shia LaBeof (sp) looks like a good addition to the crew.
blindambition238:I posted that about 350 posts ago...
by travis-dane
Feb 14th, 2008
07:44:39 PM
nobody cares.But nice try.
i'd like to see them as sidekicks too that would
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
07:44:59 PM
be so awesome. or even if jar jar went back in time to like 1912 and got snatched up by dog catches and was the one henry jones sr picked out instead of ol indiana and when henry jr grew up chose his cool nickname he became jar jar jones seeker of adventure.
Sorry travis-dane
by blindambition238
Feb 14th, 2008
07:46:26 PM
I stopped reading after the first 130 post.
Ewan McGregors wooden acting!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
07:47:12 PM
Thank God it's not here.
ABOUT WATERFALLS...one more thing!
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
07:47:14 PM
They're the same fucking waterfalls seen in MOONRAKER and THE MISSION. you dumbasses
The only ammunition in the guns of the haters...
by rbatty024
Feb 14th, 2008
07:47:21 PM
is that one of several producers is also the same guy that directed the Star Wars prequels. I too thought TPM and CW sucked, but Spielberg is in charge here. I don't know how, after seeing the beginning of a smirk on Ford's face when he says "part time," that you cannot be somewhat excited for this film.
umm
by slkboxrman
Feb 14th, 2008
07:47:50 PM
hoping JLO is a girl, otherwise i think its someone quite gay
moondoggy2u
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 14th, 2008
07:47:51 PM
Yes, it is true that the TRANSFORMERS debates were being waged a year in advance. But I'm talking about "Geek Contention" here. INDY4 marks the return of one of the greatest franchise characters of all time...not to mention the original creative outfit behind the whole thing. I can't imagine another film situation more primed to duplicate such heated debate than this one.
prequel watchability
by Staldo
Feb 14th, 2008
07:48:46 PM
Phantom Menace is the easiest to watch for me because it brings me back to a time when I thought the series would have a proper resolution, and that there was enough time an room in the story to do so. All kinds of crazy playful things could happen because it was 40 years before Episode IV and Padme was hot, the designs and aliens were funky and Anakin could have grown up to be somebody that wasn't a board-stiff assclown. it is also the most even in tone. ROTS is the second most watchable for me, mostly because of Ian McDiarmid and Ewan MacGregor, but is like picking diamonds out of a pile of old, ruptured diapers. Attack of the Clones just feels like pure ouch, from the painful title to the eye-clawing, ESB-echoing(or is that foreshadowing) shot of Anakin's robo-hand .
No matter how bad this movie turns out...
by mrfan
Feb 14th, 2008
07:52:15 PM
it will be the greatest movie compared to some of the crap you haters like.
No matter how bad this movie turns out...
by mrfan
Feb 14th, 2008
07:52:25 PM
it will be the greatest movie compared to some of the crap you haters like.
slkboxrman
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:52:38 PM
No.. I'm not gay it's my initials and I changed it earlier but now I'm on a differant computer and it won't let me use the new handle. I dont' think AICN attracts gay people. I think debating an Indiana Jones movie is the straight mans struggle.
Religion
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
07:52:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK is all this religion shit doing here? Let's throw this shit out the window, dumbasses....this talkback is for the Indy teaser...who gives a shit if some ass does or doesnt believe in aliens...what the hell...
Staldo
by SlickyVonBoner
Feb 14th, 2008
07:54:21 PM
I agree whole-heartedly. AOTC is the worst of the 6. so horrible.
Pazuzu
by Laserbrain
Feb 14th, 2008
07:58:24 PM
"Cum stalactites"! I nearly fell off my chair. You have won the day, sir.
Staldo
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
07:59:59 PM
AOTC was the only one that I walked out of and felt a little weird. I went to the midnight showing in s Austin, Harry was in the theater, and we all walked out at like 3am and the TV news people were there asking all kinds of questions. All I could think of was Yoda doing that donald duck thing in his fight scene, so I told the news people if you're not a fan it's not for you.

Anyway thats' my story

u know who else is afraid of snakes?
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
08:03:09 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2s85d3 this guy.
was jett lucas right about anything
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 14th, 2008
08:12:22 PM
he said about this film back in the day?
Whattayousay?! ROTS Was F*ckin' Great!
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:16:28 PM
How can you not love it? Its the only prequel worth watching more than once. Its the only one worth watching, period! Shit I've watched it at least 20 times and I still love it. Its the third best Star Wars movie for me -- ESB, ANH, and ROTS in that order. TPM is boring, AOTCs last 30-45 minutes is good, and ROTJ is really all about the stuff with Luke and Vader, especially the final scenes between them (which still gets to me in some primordially emotional way), the rest of it is pretty 'whatever.' But anyways, I don't get how anyone could defend either TPM or AOTC as being better than ROTS. Shit, ROTS is the best STAR WARS movie since ESB, easy.
Great screencaps here :
by Evil_Imp
Feb 14th, 2008
08:20:20 PM
http://boards.outerrimsieges.c om/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3358&s tart=15
ROTS is the worst prequel
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 14th, 2008
08:21:12 PM
Lucas manages to directly contradict the OT AND ROTS itself in one two hour, horribly acted, directed, and written time block. Not to mention destroying the myth of the Jedi by making them look like a bunch of fucking schmucks.
How did he contradict the OT?
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 14th, 2008
08:31:21 PM
The Jedi die. Check Anakin becomes Vader check. Palpatine in power. Check Clones become Stormtroopers. Check. Ben to Tatooine. Check. Yoda to Dagobah. Check.
Indiana Ewok
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
08:31:35 PM
The sequence where Indy grabs the hanging light, swings up and out of frame is pretty close to the Ewok thing in ROTJ when the Ewok grabs a vine to swing away from the Speeder guys. Not quite exact, but reminded me of it.
hey moonsie, how you doin
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
08:31:45 PM
the outing wasn't really outing...it was everybody accidentally thinking mr. jlo the third was a girl. well not accidentally coz, you know, jennifer lopez and all that. anyhoo, laserpants, i've asked you before and i won't ask you again, please don't use the phrase 'yub yub dance' because whenever you do i end up laughing hysterically and spitting whatever i'm drinking out my nose and all over the place. tonite it's cream soda, people. not fruity, but delicious nonetheless.
I Disagree!!!
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:32:27 PM
But whatevs.
But The Yub Yub Dance! It Cannot be Stopped!
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:35:49 PM
So many happy teddy bears at this teddy bear picinic... IN SPACE! Succumb to the dance, Occula, lose yourself in the mad rhythms of the Ewoks freaky agrarian lifestyle in the trees! You know you want to... dance thee Yub Yub 4 Evr!
LaserPants
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
08:38:48 PM
I completly agree with that. The bulk of what Lucas had in mind for the PT was in ROTS, I don't know what interview it was but he goes though it. TPM he had the least, AOTC, then like 60% of what he had in mind for the movies was ROTS and it shows.
That Is, I DISAGREE!!! With IndustryKiller
by LaserPants
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:10 PM
I love me some ROTS. All the movies have bad acting, so, thats kinda whatevs, but I think the acting in ROTS (with a few grinding exceptions) is the best of the prequels, easily, and, in terms of storline, plot, narrative tension, its easily on par with the originals, before all the nonsense occured. Its the only one of the prequels I love, flat out love. But, whatevers if you hate it. Yr entitled to hate.
OOOHH NOOOEESS!?!?!?
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:33 PM
i am spasming on the floor from the retard tingles. it's worse than getting tickled. in fact the only thing worse than it is the last second of jedi when billy dee does a totally ridiculous boogie move that is worth watching over and over again. billy dee, billy dee!
Our impression of Jedi Knights was scewed
by NoodlesHahn
Feb 14th, 2008
08:39:49 PM
by the OT. In the OT we see the five greatest Jedi that ever lived. In the PT, when Jedi roamed the universe in greater numbers, they were a few notches above samurai, nothing more. (That's how I see it anyway.) I don't think ROTS destroyed the myth of the Jedi, it enhanced the myth of those particular five from the OT.
BTW
by Embeedeuce
Feb 14th, 2008
08:44:28 PM
This teaser trailer is so fake.
occula
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
08:44:41 PM
Look, I'm really sorry about that.. I never even thought about that. The first letter of my first name is J and the first letter of my last name is L and then o is the 2nd letter of my last name. Some friends called me Jlo for fun, I never thought twice about. I'm sorry if I hurt any of you and maybe someday somehow someway somebody will forgive me.
This will be the best movie of the year
by Pipple
Feb 14th, 2008
08:47:31 PM
I fucking feel it. This is as if the murray, akroyd, ramis etc. finally got off their asses and made a ghostbusters 3. I mean all the originals coming back. that's why al these comparisons to other returns to former glory don't mean shit, because in those cases most of the original crew didn't return. This is everybody, even marion. Will it top raiders? I don't think so. Someone said it better, that raiders was born in a time when lucas wasn't a complete douche bag, spielberg was ridiculously brilliant, better times than now overall. Still the essence of the original will easily be captured here and thensome because we have so much new territory to explore with jones as a seasoned veteran who's seen it all. It's a new challenge for spielberg. he's never had to age a character like this before. you can do it berg. I'll forgive you for war of the worlds!
*sob*
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
08:48:44 PM
mr. jlo the third, i have visited my priest and asked for forgiveness myself. actually, i'm lying, i don't have a priest and i'm sitting on the couch eating cold pizza, but whatever. thank you for your kind words on this most wretched of holidays. ps, i hope your girlfriend brought you a valentine in line!
occula
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
08:52:16 PM
Yes she told me she would hold my place in line while I go in to watch KOTCS in May!!! You should really heat up your pizza thats what I did. By the way this is a stupid holiday.
touche, pal.
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
08:55:13 PM
you know, sometimes i likes the pizza re-heated in the oven, sometimes i likes it straight from the fridge. i'm wild and crazy that way.

so forgive my ignorance but is this a waiting-in-line-for-charity thing? or are you independently wealthy? or did you just say fuck it all and grab your lawnchair?

occula
by JLo III
Feb 14th, 2008
09:03:32 PM
No not charity, I still work. I've got a cell phone with me at all time. So, from the hours of 3pm to 9pm central standard time I do tele-marketing. People like Clean Water Action or Travis county Sheriffs Posse pay for my service. I'm really trying to break into the national market that's where the real money is. If I could telemarket for someone like Clinton or McCain I'd really make a name for myself.
well done you
by occula
Feb 14th, 2008
09:06:50 PM
something to tell the grand-kids!
about the PT
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 14th, 2008
09:07:21 PM
After what Lucas has put out, perhaps he can go back and give us SE versions of the SE...you know, make TPM and AOTC not suck as much...hell, it could happen...whatever, I'm not a Lucas basher...I'll admit that I'm one of those guys that will grab and buy anything he throws at us...that's how badass he is...HELL YEAH...Indy is back!
well...
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 14th, 2008
09:08:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =PYNTV61FeAs
well...
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 14th, 2008
09:09:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =PYNTV61FeAs
about those glasses in the pic in the article
by Gungan Slayer
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