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Massawyrm Says He's Pretty Sure You Should Most Likely Kinda Sorta Check Out DEFINATELY, MAYBE At Your Earliest Convenience!!

FIRST!!!!! by flaggdrama	Feb 14th, 2008 07:08:49 AM

Fuck this by seppukudkurosawa	Feb 14th, 2008 07:22:47 AM
If you absolutely must see a rom-com this Valentine's Day, go see Penelope instead. Even with a pig-snout, Miss Ricci is adorable in this. Who knows where it's supposed to be set- pretty much everyone other than a couple of the leads is played by a British television actor/comedian- but it's no doubt a hell of a lot more engaging than all these other movies written by the Romcomomatic3000.
Spell checking? by photoboy	Feb 14th, 2008 07:24:41 AM
"Definately"? What next "Rediculous"?
I'm just praying... by Kid Z	Feb 14th, 2008 07:31:06 AM
...my girlfriend doesn't want to drag me to see this shyte! And they ripped off the title of an Oasis song! Bastiches!
You guys burned me with The Holiday! by DrManhattansUnit	Feb 14th, 2008 07:31:21 AM
I don't trust you no more.
PLAAAAANT!!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 14th, 2008 07:33:19 AM
Heheheheh...
But what about its anti-religion message? by FluffyUnbound	Feb 14th, 2008 07:43:19 AM
Didn't that wreck the whole thing for you?
Is this the pro-Clinton movie? by rainbowtrout1265	Feb 14th, 2008 08:40:32 AM
I remember one of these romantic comedies was supposed to be shilling for the Clinton administration...it was brought up again and again and again in the film...is this the one?
Huge pet peeve... by GrandMuffTarkin	Feb 14th, 2008 09:19:41 AM
People who spell "definitely", "definately"
actually, rainbowtrout MINOR SPOILER by Burgundy82	Feb 14th, 2008 09:32:46 AM
Actually, Ryan's character becomes very disillusioned with Bill Clinton over the course of the film (the story unfolds alongside the Lewinsky scandal and its fallout). When I interviewed Reynolds last week, I asked him who his character would have voted for this year and he said without a doubt it would be Obama. (NOTE: He also donates to Obama's campaign in real life, so do with that what you will.)
Indiana Jones And The Shitty Valentine's Day Romcom by Osmosis Jones	Feb 14th, 2008 09:50:14 AM
This will be forgotten within a week.
Someone has stolen Massa's brain!!!! by chrth	Feb 14th, 2008 09:52:29 AM
Massa, we're going to get you out of there. Blink once if anyone is in the room with you now.
Woohoo!!! by ED2D2	Feb 14th, 2008 10:25:38 AM
Finally a romantic comedy my wife wants to see that I know won't suck!
I will defanatly be chekking this moovee owt by mthrndr	Feb 14th, 2008 10:48:29 AM
abosutly.
I hate kid shit by Toby___Wong	Feb 14th, 2008 11:54:00 AM
That kind of Disney crap is for little children.
I'd rather remove my tattoos with a steel wool pad. by jimmay	Feb 14th, 2008 11:55:41 AM
That god-awful interchange from the commercials: "I want you to be happy Daddy." "I am happy." "Trust me Daddy, you're not happy." Makes me want to gouge me eyes out and shove screwdrivers in my ears every time I see it. No fucking thanks.
wyrm, did you think by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Feb 14th, 2008 12:04:18 PM
you were going to hate it or like it before it started? In other words, did it surprise you because it wasnt the obligatory chase-down and public humilation to get the girl back thing? anyway, good review, i actually want to see this now.
PLANT!!! by neverhed	Feb 14th, 2008 12:46:28 PM
...wait...
I'm kinda gay for Ryan Reynolds... by BadMrWonka	Feb 14th, 2008 12:50:33 PM
ever since the shirtless scene in Blade Trinity...but I can't get off if Abigail Breslin is there...
Ryan Reynolds has no charisma. by AnnoyYou	Feb 14th, 2008 01:32:35 PM
He's going to follow in the footsteps of Jason Lee (who has charisma but managed it badly in his film career) into a TV series. Mark my words. No really. He's a vapid leading man. Better than the horrid Dane Cook (Rob Schneider is better than Dane Cook), but no cigar.
Removing your tattoos with a steel wool pad... by Kid Z	Feb 14th, 2008 02:39:07 PM
... then gouging your eyes out and shoving screwdrivers into your ears is better than Dane Cook! Word!
That line in the trailer.... by Freakemovie	Feb 14th, 2008 02:51:44 PM
"This story has a happy ending." -- "What is it?" -- "You." Kills me every time. What? No, there's just something in my eye.
OMG! TEH REDICULOUS! by JAGUART	Feb 14th, 2008 03:13:06 PM

Massawyrm has a wife? by Borgnine JR	Feb 14th, 2008 03:54:07 PM
A real living breathing human wife? And female too? Well Golly. Maybe I'll go back to Church now.
Can No One Spell "Definitely" Right? by Massage...Bored	Feb 14th, 2008 05:19:47 PM
Edit your headline dude! Its just definite plus an "ly."
Let's see if I got this right by jocutus	Feb 14th, 2008 05:36:12 PM
Here's what I gather is the plot of this movie just going by what I've seen in the ads: A young girl being raised alone by her single father asks him who her mother is and what happened to her and he responds by telling her a story about the three hottest chicks he banged in his life. Is that right?
jocutus by TruPhan	Feb 14th, 2008 06:07:40 PM
You make that sound like a bad thing
This is a chick flick by Wirraway	Feb 14th, 2008 06:16:59 PM
if someone finds massawyrm's balls, don't give them back, he doesn't deserve them.
Massawyrm speaks the truth..not bad by darthliquidator	Feb 14th, 2008 07:42:46 PM
Just killed 2 hours with this movie waiting for car repair...the three woman are absolutely ultra-hot...and thank all the movie gods that naturally child-like Abagail Breslin has taken over the big budget kid roles instead of that robotic midget-Meryl Streep..Dakota Fanning. In fact , just read that Breslin and some other kid have just replaced the Fanning sibs in "My Sister's Keeper"...the one about the parents who conceived a kid to serve as a blood doner for her cancer-ridden older sister.
Isla Fisher is teh sex by haggardatbest	Feb 14th, 2008 10:39:31 PM
She is so much teh sex that she makes it OK for me to say she is teh sex even though it would normally be completely and utterly unacceptable to use the term. Yeah. She's hot.
I guess by haggardatbest	Feb 14th, 2008 10:42:03 PM
if I had those three I would probably brag about it to everyone too, even a pre-teen girl. I would probably even tell dogs about it.
great review, Massawyrm by drave117	Feb 15th, 2008 12:06:06 AM
I saw this today. Went in expecting it to be mediocre, and was blown away. More than anything else, I would say the movie is about the healing power of storytelling. You ever notice how the things in your life don't make any sense until you try to explain them to other people, and then, in the process of doing so, everything clicks into place, and you realize things that should have been obvious from day one? This movie is about that feeling. And it's freaking great. And yes, I want Abigail Breslin to behead Dakota Fanning and consumer her powers, because she is ten times the actress already.
It's "definitely", not "definately", Godamnit! by Zardoz	Feb 15th, 2008 12:45:10 AM
That word is spelled incorrectly so often, it's like the incorrect spelling is becoming the correct spelling. (you fucking illiterate retards!)

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