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I wish I could be excited.
by CatVutt
Feb 12th, 2008
12:24:23 AM
But I'm not.
MEH
by Live.
Feb 12th, 2008
12:24:32 AM
Really not looking forward to the further debasement of the franchise.
oh and
by Live.
Feb 12th, 2008
12:26:04 AM
SECOND!

Darn you CatVutt. So close.

Seriously...
by CatVutt
Feb 12th, 2008
12:26:28 AM
Can you imagine, 15 years ago, saying that something STAR WARS would be in the theaters and you might just WAIT for it to be on cable? Because, I might. Really. And that's just fucking insane.
It'll make $10,000 nation wide.
by Mike_D
Feb 12th, 2008
12:29:41 AM
maybe $30,000 wordwide.
don't care
by Stevie Grant
Feb 12th, 2008
12:30:15 AM
Lucas is milking again
by Proman1984
Feb 12th, 2008
12:31:51 AM
oh well
Hell Yeah
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
12:32:16 AM
I dont know about you guys but I can never have too much star wars. I rather have Animated Star Wars than animated Speed Racer, sorry Wachowski sisters.
DAMMIT!
by PirateEmery
Feb 12th, 2008
12:32:16 AM
I'm going to have to go see this... and I hate myself for it already.
We should put a moratorium on all Star Wars news
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2008
12:32:29 AM
Because the thought of that hack George Lucas getting any more publicity out of our good memories of a time long gone makes me sick. Also there hasn't been a single good piece of Star Wars news since 1999.
ENOUGH WITH THE PREQUELS. NO MAS.
by uss cygnus
Feb 12th, 2008
12:34:40 AM
REPEAT AFTER ME: VII, VIII, IX. Either advance the story forward or bury it forever. Enough already. For God's Sake.
IndustryKiller!
by Stevie Grant
Feb 12th, 2008
12:35:59 AM
Are you forgetting how he "updated" the original three with 90's CGI, then did all he could to get rid of the originals? Any good news has got to predate 1999.
"The Greatest Thing Ever To Happen To Movies?!?"
by uss cygnus
Feb 12th, 2008
12:39:28 AM
WTF? You need to expand your film horizons if you believe that. If anything classifies a person as "An interweb nerd", it is to call either one of the Star Wars trilogies (Especially the prequel trilogy) "The greatest thing ever to happen to movies." It's your opinion, you're entitled to it, but pot, this is kettle.
Yeah,
by Tourist
Feb 12th, 2008
12:40:42 AM
This carriers about as much excitement as news of a new line of toys or trading cards. An animated flick and series based between two films that really sucked?
Yeah,
by Tourist
Feb 12th, 2008
12:40:43 AM
This carriers about as much excitement as news of a new line of toys or trading cards. An animated flick and series based between two films that really sucked?
Space Nuts Prequel
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
12:41:01 AM
They should do a prequel trilogy with Mccain as Obi, Obama as Jar Jar and Hillary as Palpatine
Good fucking god is George...
by poeticwarriorII
Feb 12th, 2008
12:42:14 AM
eating ladles full of his own shit now??? More Clone wars shit is all he can think of??? Someone call his ex-wife and send her a 50 to suck this guys dick again so maybe he can regain a shred of imagination and enthusiasm for his own creation. It's time to either retire or do some new shit you fat neckless bastard!!!
Jeff Albertson,
by Stevie Grant
Feb 12th, 2008
12:42:42 AM
Oscar Wilde best worded my approximation of thee, "I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication."
Begun the Cumm Wars has !!!!!!!!
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
12:47:09 AM
What's up doc?
by abulafia24
Feb 12th, 2008
12:48:35 AM
I desperately hope that they play the old WB animation movie splash with Bugs Bunny in front of this. And then Bugs whips out his lightsaber and Duck Dodgers shows up and... fuck Clone Wars. I'd rather see my movie instead.
You fat neckless bastard?
by RobertBaron
Feb 12th, 2008
12:49:00 AM
You fat necked bastard. Fixed. Could someone please chop off Lucas' hand so he stops signing checks for this shit.
Getting people to buy into an animated Star Wars flick is one th
by greenstyle92
Feb 12th, 2008
12:50:13 AM
But also having that animated film be the pilot for a Cartoon Network series thereby insuring the movie you're pay your ticket for will be available free to watch on TV within one month, and rerun on Saturday mornings till the end of time? Nope, don't think people are gonna buy it.

On the other hand, they're probably hoping a lot of dumbasses will go, "OHMYGODOHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKNEWS TARWARSMOVIE!!! I didn't know there was another one due out, but it has been 3 years oh my god new star WArs!!1!" Ofcourse, yours truly will be the fucking Whore of Babylon as I'll likely be there opening day. I mean, hey, it IS a new Star Wars movie!

This does open some doors though. Star Wars Cartoon movies. Maybe they could start doing some of those. You know, start adapting some of the more noteworthy novels into Cartoon movies, (Thrawn Trilogy and Shadows of the Empire come to mind.) Just get Hammil, Fischer, and Ford to do the voices and animated them like 20 years ago. Cartoons are all Hammil has been doing lately anyway.
Jeff Albertson
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
12:52:46 AM
How about Huckabee as R2-d2, Romney as Threepio, Cheney as Jabba, Bush as Rancor Keeper, you still think I'm a conservative haha
Analogy
by WhatsntheBox
Feb 12th, 2008
12:57:18 AM
The original Star Wars was like a magnificent galloping horse. That horse has not only been shot dead, but it has been ravaged by jackals, and consumed by the desert wind. Now, with this piece of "news," someone is trying to tie strings to the horse's bones and puppeteer it back to life. But you can't...it is over.
Star Wars & Fanboys
by Termigoonie
Feb 12th, 2008
01:02:48 AM
You've heard it here, I'm not saying nothing new -- but have you ever thought that these movies and now cartoons aren't made for whiny, 20 and 30 something fan boys who sit around and just complain about everything? Ever wonder why "Star Wars" is still successful? A) Because you still, no matter what you say, put your money down at the box office and B) so do millions and millions and millions of kids around the world. More than you guys, George certainly knows what he's doing, since it's hard to go down the street and not see some little kid carrying a lightsaber or wearing a Jedi costume. It's for them, the audiences who just love what they see and enjoy it on its own terms, the kids who will grow up and introduce it to their own kids, that George Lucas makes these movies. I love feeling like a kid again, not some disillusioned "adult" who wants to find fault in everything. I love watching these movies with kids and seeing their faces light up. No matter what you say, a 10-year-old today loves the prequels, couldn't care less if "Han shot first," and thinks Jar-Jar is funny. And just like George made the first movies for 10 year old kids, he makes the new movies for the same. As he said, the fans grew up, the movies didn't. Come on, guys. Relax. Enjoy. Don't take it all so seriously. And go have fun. That's what it's all about. I'm looking forward to a Clone Wars movie ... and unless I misread the article, the movie in theaters is NOT what's going to be on TV, it just leads into the TV show, so my guess is that it'll be a different thing all together just with the same characters, etc. Who would have guessed when you were 10 or 12 or 14 that you would have COMPLAINED about a "Star Wars" TV show coming. I'm pretty excited. And if you don't like it, just don't see it. That simple. There will be plenty of people to take your seat.
If only the prequels didn't suck...
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
01:03:22 AM
Realistically, there's no excuse Adults should be excited about this...
Jeff Albertson
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:03:29 AM
Somebody must have fucked you bad, to be in such a bitchy mood, are you sure you aint Lucas posting here?
loc420, just calm down
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
01:05:40 AM
please keep it civil in here, bitch.
Jeff Albertson
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:08:56 AM
Worst. Post. Ever.
Brian Tyler is signed to score
by Musicballs
Feb 12th, 2008
01:09:44 AM
It's only natural after the great work he did on AVPR and Rambo.
Jeffy,
by Stevie Grant
Feb 12th, 2008
01:10:08 AM
why are you such a fanboy? A New Hope was good and The Empire Strikes Back was great. And, since then.... nothing worth watching besides Natalie Portman.
Jim Curry
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:10:39 AM
Hahaha it's all for fun, bitch
Can we issue a moratorium
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:11:22 AM
on the "nerd living in his basement who's never seen pussy" insults? It's really old and most if not all of us do not fit the description. Except Braffed.
huzzah
by LarryTheCableGuy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:13:42 AM
Jeff Albertson
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:14:20 AM
If you had pussy tonite, then I congratulate you but you can't deny that you're not even a little excited over these announcement cause buddy, I dont know what time it is where you live but it's late as hell and you're posting instead of getting a second round hhaha
I am giving Jeff Albertson attention.
by greenstyle92
Feb 12th, 2008
01:16:31 AM
This is a post about Jeff Albertson. Jeff Albertson needs attention. Jeff Albertson gets it by being the whiniest bitch on the board. Jeff Albertson's parents didn't teach him the difference between good ways of getting attention and bad ways of getting attention. Let's all wave at Jeff Albertson to make him happy. Hello, Jeff Albertson!
Seriously Jeff
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:21:26 AM
Simmer down. You're getting all hot and bothered. Take a cold shower. No need for the out of control antagonism. We all love you.
Lucas going back to Warner Bros?
by StarWarsRedux
Feb 12th, 2008
01:21:46 AM
Last time, he did "THX 1138." Maybe those smaller art-films really ARE on the comeback...
Hello Jeff Albertson
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:22:07 AM
Why so serious?
[tears up, very hurt]
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:22:41 AM
You son of a bitch. SON OF A BITCH! You didn't go there! [Starts bawling]
Never even saw Episode III
by xsi kal
Feb 12th, 2008
01:23:00 AM
Was it good? I heard it was awesome and stuff! Yeah... will pass on this too. Would love star wars material that didn't focus on the same ~40 year stretch of history though.
Jeff Albertson, you're a twat
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
01:24:04 AM
And not the good kind, like the kind you apparently get every night, but the bad kind, like a synonym for asshole, or douchebag.
JUST STOP IT! NO MORE! LET STAR WARS REST IN PEACE11!
by Pipple
Feb 12th, 2008
01:24:10 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is jar jar binks gonna be in this one?
by LarryTheCableGuy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:25:39 AM
or is their gonna be some new dumbass comic relief character/?
Jeffy,
by Stevie Grant
Feb 12th, 2008
01:26:34 AM
go to bed like I'm about to. Otherwise, everyone will assume that you are 15 years old, not just drunk.
Gay baiting now?
by greenstyle92
Feb 12th, 2008
01:27:48 AM
*waives* Hello, Jeff Albertson!
Actually, you sound gay
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:28:59 AM
by your perpetual need to talk about how much pussy you get. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you're barking up the wrong tree.
excellent, i cant wait...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:29:03 AM
a 3D imax version would be cool too
Yes, HELLO JEFF ALBERTSON!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:29:38 AM
See us waiving!
FUCK YOU ALBERTSON
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:31:08 AM
I'M NOT SENSITIVE AND I DO NOT OVERREACT!
I am jealous Jeff
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
01:31:46 AM
I don't know what you're referring to, but yes, I'm quite jealous of something - whatever it is.
Hello Jeff Albertson
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:32:22 AM
Have a good night Jeff Albertson!!!!
Jeff Albertson
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:34:49 AM
Zing!

That was really witty the way you just repeated what I said to you right back at me!

Hey, if that's the best you can do then that's the best you can do. There's nothing wrong with that. Retards are people too.

[Begins to drool]

Listen up you dumb shits!
by ganymede3010
Feb 12th, 2008
01:34:55 AM
This is what we've been waiting for. A Starwars film not written and directed by George Lucas. This movie has fucking awesome written all over it. I'll guarantee anyone that this movie will be better then all of pre-quels combined. I can't friggin wait. Bring it the fuck on babby. HA HA:)
Mrs. George Lucas aka Jeff Albertson
by velvet fog
Feb 12th, 2008
01:36:47 AM
Are you the infoumous and as yet anonomous geek that calls himself 'Darth Sidious' from the Stern show? And are you aware of the fact that May 25, 1977 as referred to as 'The Day that Movies died'?
Duck Dodgers (daffy duck) would be a great opening short
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:37:33 AM
i think it actually played before "star wars" (episode 4) back during one of the re-releases - i love star wars, even the prequels - i dont see them as any more flawed than the original trilogy, like some do - i just love that universe/sandbox - its such a rich self contained world - i take the good with the bad - this should be cool - im still on a fence about the live action series - will it feel like a movie? - or "babylon five" etc. - at least it will have boba toolin around in slave-1 collectin bounties - that will be cool
a fairytale is only as good as its villain
by PrettyNursePoppy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:38:03 AM
Oh, lord, would you boys stop fighting?

If anyone truly doubts that the second trilogy isn't that good, quick, answer this question:

Who is the villain of the original trilogy and who is the villain in the second trilogy?

The first question is easy: Darth Vader! He's the king of movie baddies, someone I had nightmares about for years, even into adulthood!

But who is the villain in the second trilogy? Uh... Palpatine? Anakin? Darth Maul? Um... Count Dooku? That annoying General Grievous? Were the Jedis evil? Was it big government? Was it Jar-Jar?

The second trilogy is lame because there is no villain. It waffles, it wobbles, it never sticks its landings. And for those who still argue that "The Phantom Menace" was made for kids and that's why angry Gen-Xers don't get it: since when did kids love policy arguments regarding trade disputes?

Bored out of my mind!!!
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
01:40:52 AM
Guys, how bored would you have to be to actually be watching Kull the Conqueror? hahah Fuck it, I'm going to sleep with Jeff Albertson's sister, wish me luck
Jeff we bow to your superior intellect
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:41:12 AM
You are the smartest, most smarty person we have ever met. We salute you!
you guys should stop fighting, you sound silly...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:41:36 AM
why is it in every "star wars" or "political" talkback fights break out - im guilty of it too, i love bashing republicans (imperials)
Good luck loc420
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:41:52 AM
She bites.
And all you can do is
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:42:45 AM
bitch at people. Congratulations.
Jeff Albertson,
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:45:04 AM
You are a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:45:54 AM
OUT DEMON CHILD, OUT!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:46:56 AM
GET OUT OF HERE SATAN!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:47:20 AM
Lucas gotta eat!
by Maniaq
Feb 12th, 2008
01:48:01 AM
Strangely I think I'm gonna miss that 20th Century Fox fanfare at the beginning - somehow it seems a PART of the whole Star Wars experience...

It would feel something like waking up in a parallel universe I reckon!
PrettyNursePoppy, i disagree - heres why...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:48:29 AM
the second trilogy indeed has one "boss" villain - Palpatine/Sidious - he is behind all the events that put him in power, turn Anakin and shape the Empire - conversely, you could say the second trilogy has many villains - this imo doesnt make it inferior to the ot, but more complex (as far as good guys/bad guys go) - one could argue that Palpatine is the main villain in both trilogies - in the ot hes only seen in rotj, but his presence is felt (he is referred to) in the first two - then theres Tarkin, Jabba, Fett - theyre all villains in the ot - it wasnt just Vader
What exactly is the issue at hand?
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:49:23 AM
Second grade taunts
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:50:59 AM
"You're an idiot". "You sound gay". "Now shut up while I poop out of my mouth". Uh-huh...
i forgot, Palps has a holo-cameo in ESB
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:51:17 AM
I expect this to be better than the Episodes 1 2 & 3 combined.
by The Outlander
Feb 12th, 2008
01:51:23 AM
It will certainly have better writing and directing (and acting).
Wait--I thought I was a retard?
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:52:12 AM
i can definitely see your point of view jimmy
by PrettyNursePoppy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:54:15 AM
But Vader is so iconic. And he dominates the first trilogy, every film, every frame. Where as Palpatine lacks the menace necessary to insinuate himself into my nightmares. He's oily, unctuous, sniveling, and wicked, but ultimately, he feels like a supercilious boss than a master villain. The second trilogy just lacks that single awesome villain. Altho' I did have hopes for Darth Maul. His fight with Qui Gon was pretty wicked, and I was hoping he was going to the clone in question.
TerryMalloy, youre being a bully again...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
01:55:37 AM
... baiting and picking on a guy here (of all places) for being a star wars fan, makes you look like a bully - like the way you ripped on that dude over his enthusiasm (however ridiculous it may be) over toys in that toy talkback - lighten up man
Jeff
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
01:56:48 AM
You are universally hated. I know that's what you THINK you want, but no - to be hated is not a good thing. Please stop this...
If you recall,
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:57:06 AM
I came into the post to tell you to simmer down because you were overreacting. I really could care less about Lucas or the Clone Wars. Tell me exactly how you have established that I have no brain?
star wars is wicked awesome!
by Super Shadow
Feb 12th, 2008
01:58:44 AM
check out here for some new info ... http://tinyurl.com/32dkwl
JimmyJoe RedSky
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
01:59:19 AM
I am so chill right now. I'm serious. I think it's funny. But I do not remember the toy talkback fiasco. If you look up at the above post you will see that I didn't really start this thing. Not that it matters.
I am perfectly fine with Jeff's enthusiasm over star wars
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:00:40 AM
It does not bother me at all.
PrettyNursePoppy, good points - but...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
02:02:28 AM
... i personally dont think the prequels failings (what ever they may be critically speaking) had too much if anything to do with the lack of a singular iconic villain - there might be some truth to your argument, but personally i liked the lack of one omni present "boss" villain and the fact that each (prequel episode) had a different puppet villain - maul, dooku (and fett) then grievous (and anakin) - cool stuff, imo
[starts to cry]
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:03:06 AM
His "mouth" handed to him?
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
02:03:12 AM
What's that even mean?
Oh, bother
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:03:42 AM
You don't understand, Jeff!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:05:35 AM
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Jeffy.
i dont want to read all that, give me a rundown...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
02:05:54 AM
... on how this started - i assumed you guys started on him over his defense of star wars - i apologize - and, leobloom, you look like a bigger ass than me - i was just trying to bring some civility back in here - ass
TerryMalloy, that wasnt you in the toy talkback?...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
02:08:12 AM
... shit, maybe it was another "terry" - if it wasnt you, sorry
Albertson!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:09:25 AM
You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!
im not sure, but if this goes on much longer...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
02:10:32 AM
a few of you are going to wind up masturbating - or exchanging phone numbers
I don't remember a toy talkback
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:10:56 AM
but if I was a bully, I apologize. It's not in my nature. My nature is to be trounced by Albertson.
You've thrashed me good Jeff
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:11:32 AM
I feel completely thrashed.
hahaha
by DOCTORDETRO1T
Feb 12th, 2008
02:11:32 AM
jeff albertson from the androids dungeon
I've got so many more quotes
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:12:27 AM
to thrash you with! Look out!
I'm so much smartier than you Albertson
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:13:38 AM
Don't even mess with my intellilect.
We're gonna need a bigger ALBERTSON!
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:15:41 AM
Smile you son of a bitch.
You see what I did there? I bitchslapped you
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:16:30 AM
with a quote.
So... that means it'll be out in Canada too, right? RIGHT??
by SilentP
Feb 12th, 2008
02:17:11 AM
OMG GUYS RIGHT? It better fucking be released in Canadian cinemas too!
Trounced and Thrashed, with Jeff Albertson
by JimCurry
Feb 12th, 2008
02:19:34 AM
Next up - more latently gay threats, with Jeff Albertson.
Albertson--gone?
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:21:54 AM
OK. Well I'm going to sleep now. My job is done. I wiped the floor with you Albertson. Until we meet again.
Adieu
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:22:11 AM
leobloom, that was you in the toytalkback...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 12th, 2008
02:25:14 AM
... i checked - you and a butt-buddy - i can be shallow and immature too, hows this... i bet i make more money in a month than you make in a year... a lot more - seriously, i think i do - did that make me sound like an ass? - and i can afford the luxury of throwing a good chunk of cash at buying very expensive star wars toys and other geeky stuff - that im sure youd find completely ridiculous - god, aint i a loser... and an ass - right?
So will this be about the Clone Wars?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 12th, 2008
02:26:52 AM
Will it be as kick ass as Clone Wars? If not, it's a waste. The Clone Wars series on Cartoon Network is the only good prequel project...
It will do better than Aliens VS Predator
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 12th, 2008
02:31:38 AM
God that sucked.
when do we see a trailer?
by DOCTORDETRO1T
Feb 12th, 2008
02:42:00 AM
I bet we see a trailer before Indy.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 12th, 2008
02:42:36 AM
Since both are Lucasfilm.
You know you're not too funny today, fat man.
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:54:58 AM
That was another quote.
Last word
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:55:11 AM
bitch
My only goal throughout this entire talkback
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:56:30 AM
has been to make you laugh Albertson. If you haven't, then I have failed. And you have officially thrashed me. If that's the case, I concede.
And Star Wars does rule
by TerryMalloy
Feb 12th, 2008
02:58:36 AM
I was never arguing with you on that, ironically.
As much as I love Star Wars
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 12th, 2008
03:16:14 AM
I predict this to bomb at the B.O.
Jeff-
by Lost Jarv
Feb 12th, 2008
04:02:44 AM
Lucas has not done more for movies than anyone else. That's plain bollocks. Star Wars was also not the single most important movie event ever. Where did you get this from? There's a lot of Star Wars fans in here and none of them come out with shit like this.

You're showing some classic Troll tendencies- you've bragged about your intellect, how much pussy you get, called everyone else cretinous basement dwelling nerds and poseted one line insults that may as well read PWND.

It's not like me to say this, but please stop it.

I agree with Kwisatz
by Lost Jarv
Feb 12th, 2008
04:03:23 AM
as much as I love the OT, I also expect this to crash like the hindenburg,
Twitch had this news more than a month ago!
by ELGordo
Feb 12th, 2008
04:13:09 AM
Get with the times. http://tinyurl.com/27nc4b
Should've put this out between Episodes 2 & 3
by pokadoo
Feb 12th, 2008
04:28:45 AM
...when excitement for clone wars was still high. Now it seems a bit over-saturated. I love Star Wars, but i'm more excited for the live action show now.
Midquel to a Prequel
by theycallmemrglass
Feb 12th, 2008
04:36:10 AM
Yeah, just what we all wanted. Moan. They probably will give us a good movie, who knows. That is actually irrelevant for now. What matters now is the anticipation. Frankly, I cant see many (even diehard) fans being too exceite over this. And I love ALL of the prequels.
This talkback rocks!
by raw_bean
Feb 12th, 2008
04:42:04 AM
I'm a massive Star Wars fanboy, who's really looking forward to this Clone Wars animation, and yet I just can't side with Albertson since he's being such a knob, and Terry and you guys are completely hilarious! I love the way he's barely out of the blocks on a race that was won long ago, yet still keeps shouting about how he's the champion of the world, like the retarded kid in a school track race. :^D
Doesnt anyone rather see an OLD REPUBLIC movie or series?
by theycallmemrglass
Feb 12th, 2008
04:44:45 AM
I know I do.
that is a really good idea
by Lost Jarv
Feb 12th, 2008
04:58:47 AM
and they could quite comfortably set it 500 years before the prequels so you can have a plot that doesn't tie in.
Kids stuff...
by metaluna
Feb 12th, 2008
05:00:16 AM
and that's where this belongs, on a saturday morning on the boob tube. End of discussion.
mesa cant waits for the super special edition
by palewook
Feb 12th, 2008
05:18:22 AM
does anyone even care at this point?

Noooooooooooooooooooo

yuck
by tbransonlives
Feb 12th, 2008
06:29:20 AM
Lucas got his three strikes and now I don't give a fuck anymore.
HELL YEAH
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 12th, 2008
06:38:50 AM
LOL. QUOTE: ""I felt there were a lot more Star Wars stories left to tell." END QUOTE. LOL Oh George, you're such a funny guy! lol Damn, Fox must be PISSED that LucasFilm is going with WB on this one.
SO THIS IS WHY FOX IS SUING WARNERS OVER WATCHMEN ...
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 12th, 2008
07:23:47 AM
Ron Paul 08!!!
They Shoulda.....
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Feb 12th, 2008
07:40:04 AM
Please....SW does not belong to us....
JEFF ALBERTSON CHILL!!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 12th, 2008
07:46:37 AM
That is all.
Just give us the Live Action Series
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 12th, 2008
08:21:35 AM
I just want to see the live action series...too bad it's still several years away. i think that one has way more potential than this
CatVutt
by gotilk
Feb 12th, 2008
08:51:51 AM
Great comment, and unfortunately too true. Maybe if it were in 3d. I have hope that it'll be fun, but not too much.
completely agree Yack...
by just pillow talk
Feb 12th, 2008
08:54:21 AM
Haven't they already done this anyways with the first Clone Wars?
Someone should update Spaceballs
by gotilk
Feb 12th, 2008
09:01:20 AM
with the most over-the-top CGI effects and new characters animated in... all new effects... maybe even a prequel with Dark Helmet still wearing his helmet when he was a kid, but it's a 7 year old with Rick Moranis' voice. Even Joan Rivers could do new voice overs with all new plastic surgery reference comedy. And they could symbolically pay tribute to our childhood raping by replacing John Candy with a PERFECTLY rendered new Barfolemew. Oh shit, Mel Brooks should really do this. They could probably even get a few of the actors to come back to do "deleted scenes" placed back into the film (really obvious bad stuff). They could do the schwartz fight scene with cgi versions of the actors doing over the top, goofy acrobatics for no reason. I'd pay 10 and a half bucks to see that.
I agree with uss cygnus
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
09:31:23 AM
I say make up some stories for 7 8 9 maybe do them 3D imax cartoons or whatever. Anyway is this movie going to be 3D with the glasses and all I couldn't tell from the artical. Well either way I'm going to the theater to see this. The trailer makes it look pretty good. At least there sould not be any bad acting.
The Thrawn Trilogy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
09:47:44 AM
Uss cygnus, you're right! But I will give my left nut to see Daniel Day Lewis as Grand Admiral Thrawn and fuck it, have Hamill get back in shape to play Luke again, he ain't got nothing else to do. Just making stop eating cheetos and get him in a gym
My Bad
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
09:49:25 AM
I agree with you JLo, I don't know where Uss Cygnus comment is. hahah
How about Episodes 7. 8. and 9?
by Mr Incredible
Feb 12th, 2008
10:18:04 AM
Enough with the Clone Wars retread!
Commet was way up on top
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
10:27:42 AM
Yeah it's about time to move on! Take all the great stuff from the PT but also learn from the misteps. Casting would be #1 on my list. Then, kick it up a notch and do it for the fans. Make one trilogy that could really resonate with the people that grew up with the OT. Have Luke come back and pass on what he's learned. It's just my opinion but I think it would be a huge hit. There is enough talent out there to make it happen.
Seduced by the Dark Side!!!
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
10:47:13 AM
Damn it, even though I know that they should do something different, I'm still excited at the fact that a Star Wars movie is coming to theaters. Lucas has my $10 already. I just hope this is the end of the Clone Wars. It's getting too congested with all this different adventures.
I'll be there too!
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
10:50:31 AM
I'm thinking this will probably be pretty good just cause it's a little differant than anything else. And it looks like maybe 3D but I'm not sure what that means. Hopfully it will be kind of dark.
Something else
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
10:54:59 AM
The realling exciting thing about this is that Lucas is just executive producing. I think that's a huge step in the right direction for Star Wars.
I'll pass
by Luscious.868
Feb 12th, 2008
11:02:08 AM
Was there at the midnight showing for the first prequel, saw the second one a week after it was released and caught the third about two weeks later. I couldn't have cared less about the Clone Wars cartoons that aired a few years ago and I could care less about this. Star Wars is dead. Lucas killed it with the prequels. Perhaps someone with a serious vision and real passion for the material will be able to explore it after Lucas passes on. Until then, look for anything new put out there to blow. I'm not expecting much from the new Indiana Jones movie either. If Lucas was involved and had veto power, then trust me, it sucks.
Well...........Let's Hope
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
11:03:13 AM
that the live action series will be a little smaller in scale and grittier cause I'm ready for some bounty hunter showdowns.
you could be right Luscious.868
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
11:13:07 AM
But maybe not, like I said the interesting thing about this is that Lucas is letting other talent handle it for the most part. This is the first Star Wars material that he is just acting as executive producer since ESB. (I've seen the behind the scenes stuff for ROTJ and it looked to me like he was a little more hands on than he should have been.) Anyway this new Indiana Jones movie will really be able to show what Lucas is all about these days.
Live action
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
11:24:46 AM
It's the same thing with the live action. If he is just going to produce, maybe outline the story, then we could be in for something great. I know it's possible just look at BSG. I will say, I think there is a lot more potential for the the live action just cause it was a much darker time. And I would love to see more Darth Vader stuff, how great would that be! to get a little action from Vader in his prime!! I've all ready read in interviews that it won't really br about the main charecters but that is a great oportunity.
Faith in the Force!!!!
by loc420
Feb 12th, 2008
11:26:19 AM
It's good to hear something positive in a Star Wars talkback, Keep it going Jlo, for real, no bullshit.
Take the good with the bad
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
11:43:08 AM
I like a lot of what Lucas did with the PT but there was also a lot that was off to me. In the end I think the best thing for Lucas to do is just executive produce. (Which is what is happening now) I think he's an amazing idea man, great stories and an incredable imagination. So now with him doing what he does best and leaving the rest to other talented people we should have some great stuff on the way.
I will keep it going loc420
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
11:48:06 AM
No reason not too. Things are looking good.
Milking it
by onephatnelly
Feb 12th, 2008
12:39:03 PM
Fuck off Lucas, you tit-milking twat.
I am a little confused...
by Snow Is Fun
Feb 12th, 2008
12:44:10 PM
It is odd that Lucas is choosing to rehash the hell out of this three year period between Episodes 2 and 3, especially since it has already been covered in depth through the novels and comic books, not to mention the OTHER Clone Wars cartoon. Someone earlier mentioned setting this new program during the Knights of the Old Republic period. That would be really cool. Set it a couple of years before the first KotOR game and cover the that lead up to Revan and Malak breaking away from the Jedi order and nearly destroying the Republic in the process. If not that, then I'd like to see the series go into the truly uncharted territory that lies a thousand or so years AFTER the OT. We have really seen anything that takes place more than about 100 or so years after the OT, so this period would be a real chance to explore new ideas with even fewer limits than the KotOR era, since the future of that era has already been determined. And I've gotta say, this has been a very funny talkback. Jeff trying (and failing) to defend himself against those other guys (who, though they did not start the fight, allowed it go on longer than was necessary) was pretty hilarious. Jeff, if you're still reading, it was YOU who started this fight when you said that Stevie Grant was talking out of his ass. YOU screwed up and made a fool out of yourself, and YOU were thoroughly dominated in this TB. This is the view of someone who read each post as a passive observer. The other guys were not nearly as cruel to you as you seem to think they were.
Re: Snow Is Fun
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
01:09:16 PM
I don't know why they don't move away from the Clone Wars stuff either. I'm guessing it's because it's the most recent stuff and people know what it's all about. Anyway the main problem with it is that we know how it ended up. I'm sure they'll be able to get some good stories going but over all we know how it ended. Really he needs to move into new territory.
seriously...
by vaudeville villain
Feb 12th, 2008
01:18:52 PM
what else can be explained about the clone wars that really needs explaining? WE KNOW HOW THIS ENDS! and it's not even an exciting ending at that! punk ass jedi...
the Clone Army
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
02:05:22 PM
There are a couple of things I would like to see resolved in the Clone Wars series. For one, I would like to have the whole creation of the clones investigated. They never really said much about the Jedi that ordered the creation of the Clones. I know he was killed 10 years earlier, but that's about it. Of course Palpatine was in on it but that was never really touched on. Also I would like to see more of what Sidious was up too and maybe more on his previous Master. I think it would be cool to see him looking back on his early years. And maybe even how or why or what created Anakin. I don't know, those are some issues I had with the PT movies that might be addressed in the TV series.
As a member of the 501st....
by ToughGuyRizzo
Feb 12th, 2008
02:28:46 PM
I would like to take a giant shit on this. And then smash it with the butt of my Fett blaster.
amazing
by sonnyboo2
Feb 12th, 2008
03:27:12 PM
I am absolutely blown away by the complete lack of any coherent or 3rd grade level of discussion. This is an animated cartoon intended for children. Who said anywhere this was some kind of major play to be an all encompassing cinematic expression matching the original 1977 movie? Get realistic expectations, and here's an amazing idea - don't post about something and it will cease to be important. Get a life. You all sound like bitter Trekkers.
wow i mean...
by mfcorleone
Feb 12th, 2008
04:24:43 PM
if i could care less about another animated lucasturd on my chest, i would. thanks for nothing.
Star Wars is all in fun for me.
by JLo
Feb 12th, 2008
04:44:46 PM
I spend most of my day dealing with things that are a lot more serious. So sometimes its' nice to get away from the daily grind and talk about something that's kind of mindless fun, Star Wars Star Trek, LOTR what ever. This is aint it cool right? TB for Clone Wars?
The Clone Wars would've been a better prequel trilogy
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Feb 12th, 2008
05:00:19 PM
The cartoon version was better than the prequel movies, why not this cgi version?
"Jeff Albertson"
by finky089
Feb 12th, 2008
05:18:37 PM
Jesus, whata baby. I just read through all that crap up above and TerryMalloy and loc420, I have to ask, doesn't he sound ALOT like Glovedone/Braff/Braffed who has been banned numerous times in the last month?
Star Wars haters are poor
by dioxholster
Feb 12th, 2008
05:40:54 PM
this is cool news more star wars is always appreciated so stop the whinning. when wa the last time had anyone seen a good space whatever lately... and the kids stuff nowadays makes me puke. harry potter should stick his wand in harmoney's ass. and i cant beleive kids like that potter crap. seriously its feeding shit to kids like mcdonalds. Star wars is enlightenment. plus clone wars was kind of skipped in the movies. i gotta say i am more excited about the live action series even though i hear there wont be any jedis in it
The cartoon is not geared for children
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 12th, 2008
05:41:43 PM
If you've seen the trailer, you know it looks pretty dark and violent. This won't be aired in the afternoon.
Fuck you all-- I'll watch it.
by ZeroCorpse
Feb 12th, 2008
05:55:36 PM
If you're all such a bunch of joyless fucks that you can't just sit back and have fun with Star Wars, and be happy to see more Star Wars in theaters, then fuck you! Go watch something else. I'm sure there's a bad Will Smith movie playing somewhere.
Awesome
by BLEST
Feb 12th, 2008
06:16:24 PM
This will PWN you all. Watch.

I'm gonna go so far as to say that it'll be in the top ten grossers of the year.

After the success of the prequels, I am looking forward to this
by Atticus Finch
Feb 12th, 2008
06:18:47 PM
I find it really funny how the insecure haters come to AICN and spout about how the prequels were "failures". All three films are rated positive by critics at Rotten Tomatoes, with Sith being around 80% positive (last time I checked). All three films had huge box office grosses. The DVDs were huge sellers. Where are the people who think they were failures? Basically the vocal minority on the internet who are usually first in line and dance to the lemming-like chants of "wooden acting!", "poor writing!", "dull plot!", "too much CGI", et. al. You guys can follow the Pied Piper all you want, but I'm secure in the fact that I love the saga, Lucas is still taking shits that will be far more interesting than anything any hater comes up with, and the Star Wars franchise is then, now, and forever. Peace!
JLo, I couldn't agree more
by Atticus Finch
Feb 12th, 2008
06:24:32 PM
I would love to see the cartoon explore Sifo-Dyas and all the plotting and manipulating of Sidious. I'm not holding my breath for it, but it'd be cool.
I Think This Is Gonna Be Pretty Friggin' Cool
by LaserPants
Feb 12th, 2008
06:54:00 PM
Haterz gotta hate, but I still think Star Wars is great. Lookin' forward.
The toys look like shit.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 12th, 2008
07:22:44 PM
Hasbro took a nosedive since ROTS, and all the toy lines after suck ass. The figures look nothing loke the cartoon.
using models for ships instead of CGI
by Prossor
Feb 12th, 2008
07:53:44 PM
i always wondered how the prequel ships would have looked if they used models like in the OT, the ships were more round and colorful so that would have been interesting to see them have more "weight" and realistic feel to them instead of the CGI cartoony looking ones.
Atticus Finch
by JLo III
Feb 12th, 2008
07:55:30 PM
Thanks for the name, I couldn't remember it. Sifo-Dyas, that's the one. I think they could do some interesting stuff on him. Who was he with? Was he a master or apprentace? or was he tricked into it? Could he have possibly been Palpatine's master? And that was just his Jedi name? 10 years before AOTC was about the time Palpatine started to take control in the Phantom Menace.
Episodes 7-9
by SlickyVonBoner
Feb 12th, 2008
08:24:47 PM
Will never exist in the theaters people. Books have been written to 30 some years after New Hope. Also there's the Legacy series which is about Skywalkers grandchildren or something. Point is, if they want to keep continuity they can't really make 3 new movies about the Skywalkers/Solos cause it's all been done. Who wants to see Luke and Han at 70 years getting in blaster fights. That would be like seeing a 65 year old Indiana Jones in action..... oh.
7 8 9?? Maybe not
by JLo III
Feb 12th, 2008
08:35:01 PM
But we'll see, I like the idea of them making it when the times right. I don't read any of the books but I've heard Lucas doesn't really follow them or at least they are inconsistant with the PT. I'm not 100% about that though.
Atticus Finch, w/r/t failure
by systemsbroom
Feb 12th, 2008
08:41:08 PM
I do not (and never have, I'm pretty sure) made any sweeping statements about failure regarding the star wars prequels, but the films certainly failed to entertain me. Mainly because of the wooden acting, poor writing, and dull plot that you mention.

That said, I do find all this back-and-forth on the internets to be kinda entertaining. So thank you, Mr. Lucas. You have (undoubtedly inadvertently) created a corpus of web-based commentary that Systemsbroom can kill time reading.

I think it's great
by JLo III
Feb 12th, 2008
08:50:35 PM
No matter what you thing it's pretty amazing how many people have an opinion on these movies.
They did use models in the prequels
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 12th, 2008
09:13:45 PM
A lot of the ships like the Clone Troop transports were models.
SlickyVonBoner
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 12th, 2008
09:39:52 PM
Actually...it could be possible to make Episodes 7, 8 and 9 using the OT actors...why? Look at Beowulf. It would not surprise if sometime in the future Lucas would get Hamill, Fisher and Ford to do a series based on EU books, comics, or he could come up with some story that fits into the timeline. Afterall, if they can make Ray Winstone look like the ultimate, ripped badass that he was in "Beowulf" than I would say just about anything is possible in this day an age lol
Gungan Slayer thats what I'm saying
by JLo III
Feb 12th, 2008
10:57:50 PM
Why not? I think it would be a lot better than Clone Wars stuff. Or if the Clone Wars stuff is really taken well then move on to new territory 7 8 9. All totally CGI Beowulf style.
the look of the Clone Wars
by JLo III
Feb 12th, 2008
11:12:23 PM
I really like the look of the Clone Wars at least the stuff I've seen so far.
This looks
by sarsy
Feb 13th, 2008
12:32:36 AM
fucking awesome. The only thing I"m worried about is Anakin's padawan, which doesn't really seem to fit into the continuity of the rest of the universe. Some of the shots in the trailers/previews are unbelievably amazing. Check out the cool new "Introducing the Clone Wars" video on starwars.com
JLo
by sarsy
Feb 13th, 2008
12:38:07 AM
I really hope they don't make Episode 7/8/9. That era is intricately covered by novels and comics, and everything just sotra spirals into shit and loses the star wars feel. The understanding that I got from the movies was that Anakin's redemption brought balance to the force (whatever thats supposed to mean) and brought peace to the galaxy, so there should be no stories left to tell after ROTJ. To make a good Ep 7/8/9 the entire post ROTJ era would have to be reimagined..which would piss off a lot of uber fans.
Paglia's always been complimentary
by deathbird
Feb 13th, 2008
04:16:45 AM
A year ago, Paglia drew the ire of many a cineaste by declaring Lucas's sextet the most laudable cinematic achievement post-Godfather. Fierce a critic as I am of Return of the Jedi and Attack of the Clones, I do wonder how these six films will be perceived by future generations. It is possible Lucas will have the last laugh.
My take on SW & Fanboys, Termigoonie
by romanocc
Feb 13th, 2008
07:42:55 AM
Termigoonie, I have to disagree with you that SW was always made for kids. When SW came out in 1977, it was geared towards teenagers, as they marketed it at Comic-Con, which was NOT geared towards kids under 10. What happened was kids under 10 like myself fell in love with the movie. Empire was also NOT made for kids, as that is a very adult sci-fi movie, and I would ask you what kid under 10 even knows why Luke fails at the cave? I was there as an 8 year old kid in 1980, and did not like it, as it was too dark for me. Jedi was the first movie geared toward kids, and you can see that Lucas was going for merchandising, rather then quality with the Ewoks, and it shows. The Prequels were also geared towards kids too, as Jar Jar Binks is a perfect example of sophmoric humor that is made for 5 year olds. Putting that all aside, what are considered by the majority the only really great Star Wars movies: A New Hope and Empire, and the rest are kinda enjoyed by the fanboys and diehards. What a coincidence that the ones that aren't soley geared for kids under 10 seem to be the best...
sarsy 7 8 & 9
by JLo
Feb 13th, 2008
09:24:57 AM
If you go to wikipidiea and check out the wookipedia then seach episode 7 you can get all the info on it. I read something from Gary Kurtz that kind of sheds light on what 6 7 8 & 9 were supposed to be. It was pretty cool. Anyway 7 8 9 are really a childhood fantasy of mine and I understand how the saga is complete but part of me really still wants to see a trilogy about Luke passing the tourch and rebuilding the Jedi Order. As for Camille Paglia, I think thats great. As far as I'm concered almost 1/2 way into ROTS it just turns into a really bad ass movie.
Cash grab a-plenty
by jakeblues
Feb 13th, 2008
09:37:29 AM
So.. I get to pay George Lucas to see this BEFORE I can see it for free on TV? Sign me up!!! Maybe I can buy the DVD and use it as a ticket too. Or maybe I can pay George 20 bucks to kick me in the nuts!
I might be wrong
by JLo
Feb 13th, 2008
10:05:37 AM
But I think it's going to be a movie then the TV show will start where the movie leaves off. SO what you see in the theater will be differant than what they show on TV.
You are wrong
by jakeblues
Feb 13th, 2008
12:14:43 PM
They stated in the European release it is the first few episodes strung together. Cash-grab
JLo
by SlickyVonBoner
Feb 13th, 2008
01:44:09 PM
Check out Jedi Academy trilogy books. Its all about Skywalker rebuilding the Jedi Order... searching for new Jedi... and the galaxy's reaction to the rebuilding. Will a new Jedi Order possibly mean a new Anakin/Darth Vader? Not a bad series, possibly that could be turned into eps 7-9. Personally, I think there are better books or comics to turn into movies though.
Thanks SlickyVonBoner
by JLo
Feb 13th, 2008
01:55:06 PM
Sounds good I'll check it out.
This could have been Episode II
by jjwalrus
Feb 13th, 2008
02:25:43 PM
Why didn't George focus on the Clone Wars itself in the prequels? Unfortunately it looks like George realized he could milk this period forever with tv shows, movies, books, etc. We could have had a decent Episodes I & II if they would have focused on the war.
I Was Excited About This
by mikull
Feb 15th, 2008
12:12:07 PM
When Hasbro announced it last November. C'mon- get with it AICN
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