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by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
12:33:37 PM
Its sad that there arent any pictures...
No pics
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
12:34:40 PM
no interest
WOW!!!!!!!!
by Lashlarue
Feb 10th, 2008
12:35:34 PM
Slow news day
Abomination looks like an Abomination
by messi
Feb 10th, 2008
12:36:27 PM
what a shitty design.
Oh, and about "tongue in cheek" Stark
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
12:40:43 PM
my worst fears seem to be true as I re-read this article. Way to go Favreau! Turn this into FF3, that's all the loyal Marvel fans wanted. Word.
Unless without pics
by I Dunno
Feb 10th, 2008
12:43:03 PM
but thanks for the vivid descriptions
Sorry to be so clueleess, but...
by SkinJob69
Feb 10th, 2008
12:43:15 PM
is the Clone Wars Animated series discussed above just a re-packaging of the old cartoon network stuff, or is it actually new material? Thanks!
Useless, that is
by I Dunno
Feb 10th, 2008
12:43:24 PM
We need pics dammit!
by LordPorkington
Feb 10th, 2008
12:43:30 PM
I need to see an action figure in a mini-skirt!!!
So, the new hulk doesnt look like a giant baby
by emeraldboy
Feb 10th, 2008
12:44:11 PM
then? if so then what. I mean he'll be green. Will he be more human like. That is what I hated about the Ang lee movie. I didnt have a problem with the rest of the movie. Just the desigm of the hulk.
sweet
by filmcrazy14
Feb 10th, 2008
12:47:28 PM
that sounds so cool cant wait for these movies
CONAN figures in Arnie's likeness are coming also...
by ABking
Feb 10th, 2008
12:47:30 PM
Even though Schwarzenegger won't be the lead in this Conan film, at least we know NECA and Sideshow Collectibles will be giving us Arnold/Conan figures and sculpts this year. The New York Toy Show is coming in a few more days - so get ready for their official reveal soon!
The only "toys" i own, to the chagrin of my wife
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
01:07:15 PM
Is a masterpiece optimus and megatron. It sits on my computer shelf along with a slew of cds
Star Wars Clone Wars
by MarkSingle
Feb 10th, 2008
01:26:33 PM
Hi SkinJob69, Star Wars Clone Wars is actually the new Star Wars tv-series. It;s all computer animated. To promote the series in Europe the first three episodes are turned into a feature length motion picture. At first Lucas wanted to show the movie only in (the digital cinemas of) England, but now the rest of Europe gets it as well. Unfortunately I could not make any pictures during my visits. But I was so impressed by what I saw, I couldn't resist writing about it :-)
Why does your wife care?
by I Dunno
Feb 10th, 2008
01:27:11 PM
Of course my GF has a bunch of anime action figures so I don't know what it's like to have someone nagging me about not growing up.
Star Trek
by the son of John
Feb 10th, 2008
01:33:23 PM
Those Toys sound pretty cool.
Abomination pics
by Calico Pete
Feb 10th, 2008
01:51:27 PM
See chud or superherohype for pics of the abomination figure. Looks like a brown Swamp Thing with big luvable toes. Shoulda been tinyurl.com/yo6rvz , shoulda gone w/the Mer-Man ear-gill look.
"The skirt was much shorter..."
by Toonol
Feb 10th, 2008
01:54:41 PM
"...with more emphasis on her breasts."

I love this movie. LOVE THIS MOVIE. I didn't think it was possible to improve on the original starfleet uniforms.

Creepy Thin Man
by I Own You
Feb 10th, 2008
01:58:52 PM
You broke the first and second rule.
I cant wait to probe SPOCKS RING with my finger.
by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too
Feb 10th, 2008
02:04:20 PM
"Star Wars, Indiana Jones,"
by PirateEmery
Feb 10th, 2008
02:04:53 PM
I notice something wrong with this story: Indiana Jones is referenced, but not talked about.

THAT is an abomination.

Nosferatu...
by Calico Pete
Feb 10th, 2008
02:37:10 PM
...how do you know it would look stupid? Does it look stupid in the great painting I linked to above? Well why would it look stupid in live-action?
that Abomination
by Dollar Bird
Feb 10th, 2008
02:42:11 PM
Looks lame. Like just ropes of woody muscles.
be still my beating heart
by Crimean
Feb 10th, 2008
02:43:14 PM
text descriptions of toys.
I liked Eric Banna.
by dedfx
Feb 10th, 2008
02:45:34 PM
The Comic con Footage of Norton was funny though. Way to emotional, Like he had been nominated for a brave choice award. Gonna sit this one out.
"...there was much more emphasis on her breasts."
by Lord Haw Haw
Feb 10th, 2008
02:49:05 PM
My name is Lord Haw Haw, and I approve this message.
Ah toy fair!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 10th, 2008
02:49:06 PM
The prototypes always look better than the actual toys which hit the shelves years later and cost 30 bucks a pop.
Nothing like a post describing a toy!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 10th, 2008
02:57:24 PM
It was shiny! Uh, it looked great.
Dante/Evil Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
by Norm3
Feb 10th, 2008
03:08:03 PM
It seems like they couldn't come up with an idea on the look so they are copying the Dante/Evil Hyde from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They should just follow the Comic Book or change the characters name. Marvel needs to set guide lines on the look & origins of their properties. Instead they let any director come in & create their own version of the characters.
I'm going 2morrow
by ianrewel
Feb 10th, 2008
03:10:08 PM
Its here in Nuremberg and wasn't planning on going, but after this news I'm fucking going ASAP
Funny toy review
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
03:12:43 PM
I found this months ago on youtube and thought that it epitomizes the geek culture. I'm already laughing my ass off at all the shitty action figures ads plaguing this site (a life-size Palpatine? Tiger-striped John Wayne? Sheeesh...) but this video (and the time its author spent to make it, obviously) are worth a thousand words. Sit back and enjoy:

http://tinyurl.com/2vnyvj

is the U.S. getting a Clone Wars theatrical release?..
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
03:20:39 PM
...like Europe? - i hope so - im looking forward to the new Hulk - but i think im one of the very few that loved Ang Lee's Hulk
Anyone who slags oof the good effort of Ang Lee is a pussybitch.
by wowsah156
Feb 10th, 2008
03:40:12 PM
who is getting the vfisting from the hulk. Edward Norton is a shit actor who gets gigs due to the cocaine habit of Hollyweird casting agents. Marvel has phucked up AGAIN and Avi Arad is getting a cruise missile up the ass EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!
Will Hulk Be CG Like The First One?
by haitu
Feb 10th, 2008
03:48:35 PM
Will Hulk Be CG Like The First One?
Glad you liked it leobloom
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
04:08:10 PM
first time I saw it, I expected a big revelation in the third act: why does the guy put batteries in his Transformer toy? Will it transform like in the anime? Will it make nifty sound effects? Some kind of cool feature I would've loved in the toys I had as a kid...

What a letdown, isn't it?

The upside is: the guy has 132 (A HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO!!!) videos on youtube. I recommand the "Ghost Starscream" review: it's a riot.

I only read the words "Breasts" and "Uhura"
by Pipple
Feb 10th, 2008
04:16:03 PM
I'm sold. Abrams is God.
Nice one leobloom
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
04:22:35 PM
Today I've learned that the box art is 90% of the appeal. It makes so much sense now^^
Superherohype has pics of the Hulk toys
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 10th, 2008
04:24:13 PM
a link would have been nice.
Take a look at 6:55
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
04:27:37 PM
on the 2007 toyline video you dug up earlier leobloom: he's so much into his anti-HASBRO rant he's having a hard time taking his breath. This is the stuff of legends.
yeah - its funny in an SNL sketch kinda way, and...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
05:21:42 PM
...im sure Dcompose gets the joke/knows hes ridiculous - but you guys sound like a snobby high school cheerleader clique rippin on him so much - this guys is just really into what he collects, like millions of others - like me - i collect toys too, i dont post video reviews with my face painted and never would - but, believe it or not, this Dcompose guy is doing a service (however ridiculous it may be) to other collectors - hes entertaining, hes got you guys crackin up
The Superherohype Hulk Pics
by sambrook
Feb 10th, 2008
05:30:43 PM
The best thing about them all is the bottom Hulk toy, labelled a Mega Clap Hulk. Now who wouldn't want to buy their kids that? No wonder Hulk's so angry, I'd want to smash everything up if I had a particuarly irritating STD.
skywalkerfamily, sambrook...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
05:35:16 PM
i checked those out - not that impressive - maybe i need to see more pics - why does Abomination have 2 toes?.. but 5 fingers - he kinda looks like a zombie hulk - i like the 12 inch hulk figure from Lee's Hulk more - i have 2, same figure, 2 different heads/expressions - this is it - http://farm2.static.flickr.com /1039/1175673447_fe8150c57b_o. jpg
my link didnt work, but google it... "HULK toy"
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
05:36:45 PM
try this one
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
05:42:28 PM
http://www.kryptoys.com/picsfo lder2/hulkposeable.jpg
shit, i give up
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
05:42:58 PM
C'mon JimmyJoe...
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
05:51:51 PM
with all due respect for your hobby: the guy is a fat twenty-something wearing a jersey and makes 132 videos reviewing comics or toys. Sometimes with facepaint and all. Of course there is a comical aspect to it, but when you take into consideration the godawful amount of money these toys cost him, and the time he spends making his videos... even another collector would be able to admit, in all fairness, that he is slightly ridiculous. And not only in this "tongue-in-cheek, I know I'm pathetic but it's really an act" sort of way.
Here's why the 'new' Abomination is crummy
by kevred
Feb 10th, 2008
06:00:50 PM
Very unoriginal--studio heads, if you were led to believe this is original, it's not. It looks like Eddie from Iron Maiden on HGH. It may work well on screen, but nothing about it looks *special*, which is the greater problem. It's like a tired retread of Mr. Hyde from League of Ext. Gentlemen.

Who knows, maybe big pointy bat-wing-ears wouldn't work on screen. But at least echo the original design, give a nod to it. When I see "updates" like this, I imagine 20-something Hollywood designers who think they're better than Kirby, Buscema, Romita, Ditko, etc. Note to them: YOU'RE NOT.

SpencerTrilby...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
06:07:49 PM
i admitted to the "ridculous" factor - he made me laugh too - but its a serious hobby - just as serious as baseball cards, coins, stamps, movie posters, comics etc. - i know guys that have tens of thousands tied up in toys - some premium format toys/figures go easily for $200 to $500 - we are not rolling around on the ground playing with them like kids - but yea, this guy Dcompose is funny - he does know his toys though
kevred...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
06:12:29 PM
you nailed it - i totally agree
If it makes you guys feel better
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
06:15:26 PM
I just checked out wikipedia, who are apparently better at scooping movies than a web site dedicated to movie scoops, and according to them, they never refer to the abomination as the abomination in the film. No, they just call him by his human name, which I'm too disinterested to really look up. Feel better now?
Also, I have to agree that the fish fin ears look bad
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
06:21:21 PM
And I can see why they altered his design a bit for the film: he looks too much like the hulk. When you guys watch this on film, you're going to see two cgi giants wrestling around, and if those two behemeths look too much alike, then the action will be muddied and you wont be able to see what's what. Don't you guys remember Transformers or the last saber duel of Revenge of the Sith? If two opposing forces look too much like each other, its difficult to separate the action on screen.
Oh, and apparently, the abomination
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
06:22:20 PM
has always had two toes and five fingers.
JimmyJoe - about the serious aspect of it
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
06:50:15 PM
The guy is pretty serious about his stuff (even the petty issues such as box art) and he DOES know his toys. For sure.

What bothers me about guys like him, and the whole business of collectibles is that they often give fanboys like you and me (and basically every TBer) a bad name. General people can't dissociate the artistic aspects of comics, anime or video games from the whole merchandising anymore. And this aspect of the business grew so fucking huge that I wouldn't be surprised if it became Marvel's main resource now. They're not a publishing house anymore, just as Lucas is more a toy manufacturer than a moviemaker. And the worst part is that it's affecting the source of it all: dumb characters are defacing the franchises just for the sake of selling new toys. I was maybe a little harsh on DCompose earlier, but it was a result of years of Jar-Jar or Clone Saga buttfucking.

Besides, I read a few days ago an interesting article about Lucasfilm in Vanity Fair. It basically says that when LucasArts was restructured, one of the main reasons they used to hire new people was (I paraphrase here) that they knew the Star Wars universe, but didn't cross the line by going to conventions dressed as SW characters. "Cross the line": it's an awfully contemptuous thing to say to the people that made them rich in the first place. But I can understand why they're saying so. Deep in their heart they know that they sold out, and useless merchandising is a huge part of the problem.

Spot on kevred!
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
06:59:39 PM
and moondoggy2u: I'm pretty sure a size difference, combined with a different skin texture and variables shades of green could've made the two discernable enough even for the most attention-deprived moviegoer. I'm not totally hating the Abomination design they chose, but if they can't come up with something better than the original then they should either stick with the original, or chose another villain entirely.

Oh, and the Abomination's name is Emil Blonsky, and it's in my opinion a good idea to not refer to him other than by this name. Too bad they made him american instead of Russian because (according to Tim Roth) the production wouldn't pay for a dialect coach!! How stingy is that?

MarkSingle?
by ShadowDudBolt
Feb 10th, 2008
07:00:27 PM
Hey, did you see the new Clone Wars figures in person? Did they look like the style of the new animation, or were they in a more realistic style like Hasbro has been doing for figures based of the old Cartoon Network series??
I dont mean to sound snarky
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
07:17:12 PM
but why couldn't Roth just study for his own russian accent? He is an actor, isn't he? How hard can it be? I know he is capable of faking more than at least a few accents. Hell, amateurs like me that enjoy working on our voices can usually speak convincingly with at least two or three. I dunno, sounds like there is more to it than that.
Yeah, Ang Lee's Hulk was good. Fell short or greatness.
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
07:21:03 PM
How some mentally challenged exec thought that the director of Transporter and Unleashed (in short: a fucking genius^^) could surpass Ang Lee is beyond me. Luckily I read the script and it was surprisingly decent so maybe it'll end up good.
moondoggy2u: yeah, it bugged me too
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
07:25:39 PM
since the baddie is written as an american in the script there's little to no room for a russian accent in the first place. It would only complicate things, and studio suits don't like that. But Roth said so in an interview so I don't see any reason not to believe him.
well, it would seem to me
by moondoggy2u
Feb 10th, 2008
07:42:22 PM
that if you are earning at least a few million for a film role, wouldn't you see fit to hire a dialect coach, or at least a teacher who teaches russian, and just learn it on your own? I mean, at most its a few thousand dollars. Hell, as a teacher, I spend hundreds of dollars every year on my students. I dont have to, but I do it out of a strong work ethic. From what I hear, Roth is a consumate professional when it comes to his acting, so what gives?
as anyone seen the really cool "Adaptation" action figures?..
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
07:54:35 PM
... the Spike Jonze movie - theyre hilarious - remember the twins Nicolas Cage played based on Charlie Kaufman ? - there are some very cool very obscure toys out there
i meant "has" - typo
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
07:54:59 PM
Roy Scheider is dead.
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 10th, 2008
08:19:05 PM
At least the shark never got him
moondoggy, if even producers don't gamble
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
08:36:49 PM
with their OWN money, I suppose actors - even the most professional ones - wouldn't spend their cash out of philanthropy either. I love Roth but he's often playing bad guys in genre movies (Rob Roy, D'artagnan, and now Hulk) and I'm pretty sure he does that to pay the bills, nothing else. So I wouldn't be surprised if he'd just drop the accent out of laziness if the producers decided to cancel the dialect coach out of greed. That makes sense, I mean Hollywood sense^^
Hear! Hear! Lee's Hulk is a near masterpiece!
by future help
Feb 10th, 2008
08:44:09 PM
those who totally bash it are ignorant. It has it's faults, however, it is pure cinema greatness. BUT, i too am up for for the new Hulk experience. Bring it!
RIP Roy Scheider
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 10th, 2008
08:44:51 PM
f*cking cancer... I'll always remember him as Dustin Hoffman's bro in Marathon Man, the mob boss in Romeo Is Bleeding and, of course, chief Martin Brody. I hope the obit won't be spoiled by a smartass "First, bitches!", but I'm daydreaming here, sadly. Farewell Mr. Scheider...
More emphasis on Uhura's breasts?
by greenstyle92
Feb 10th, 2008
09:08:48 PM
Have you seen any episodes of the original trek? Uhura was STACKED back in the day!
Side Show Collectibles should make a Doc Levy...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 10th, 2008
09:23:12 PM
... premium format action figure - or a Doc Levy fighting Chen in the french hotel room diorama - Doc's one of my favorite movie characters ever - from one of my favorite movies, Marathon Man - rest in peace Mr. Scheider
Kirk figure with removeable hairpiece!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 10th, 2008
10:21:52 PM
Where's Abomination's ears?
by dopepope
Feb 10th, 2008
10:25:36 PM
Am I missing something here? Are they there but I jsut don't see them ? They are kind of what makes Abomination, The Abomination, no? Such a little detail is all I want to be pleased. I'm sure the action is going to be great. But why can't they just do a character the way he looks for once.
Breasts? I'm there! Like I wasn't already...
by performingmonkey
Feb 10th, 2008
10:28:12 PM
Seriously, who's NOT going to see this movie? No-one. Every single fucking one of us is gonna be there (or downloading a crappy cam version like a fucking cunt). Abrams or no, this is even more of a must-see than Indy. Of course, the anticipation for The Dark Knight surpasses all. But it won't do the same business because...well, it just won't. Even with Ledger. TDK is gonna be a dark movie. Dark movies don't make as much money - see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - the coolest and darkest movie of the series made by the most talented director (Cuaron) made the LEAST money. Go fucking figure.
I remember a radio interview with Van Damme
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Feb 10th, 2008
10:44:17 PM
In it he was talking about an upcoming project which the announcer said was called Abomination. When asked what it was about he said, I shit you not " It's about an Aboma...Abomini........A Monster". Fuckin funniest shit ever.
Is it just me, or does Abomination REALLY resemble Megatron?
by zillabeast
Feb 11th, 2008
12:18:15 AM
Ugh
I base my statement above on this image:
by zillabeast
Feb 11th, 2008
12:19:24 AM
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp -content/images/abominationfig ure.jpg
You Tool
by Phategod1
Feb 11th, 2008
01:20:39 AM
No pics
No pics? Wow!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 11th, 2008
01:53:37 AM
I'm stunned.
The Abomination was all-ears
by BenBraddock
Feb 11th, 2008
02:20:19 AM
and an attitude. This guy is just bland. Kevred said it best, the Marvel guys designs left little room for improvement - so why revamp just for the sake of it?
emeraldboy
by half vader
Feb 11th, 2008
02:49:03 AM
Look at the Ang Lee Hulk. Then look at a Jack Kirby Hulk. Are you saying you didn't like the design because it was like the comic (as close a humanly/neanderthal-y possible anyway)? I thought everyone here ripped stuff apart for NOT being like the comic.

Obviously a no-win situation. You want it to look like Ferrigno then? Well, seeing as the story is a rip-off of the TV show which was a shameless rip-off of the original Fugitive show, that's probably appropriate. I don't see the point of making him look exactly like a muscle-y guy zoomed up to 20 feet tall though. They could (and did) do that 50 years ago. Now why aren't we talking about breasts and short skirts? The other shit just isn't important.

half vader, i agree...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 11th, 2008
04:20:55 AM
... and i think it will be difficult to top Lee's Hulk design - im in the minority that liked it a lot, as well as the movie - from the looks of the toys, this new Hulk (although im excited to see it) will be kinda like an extreme, red bull drinking, ripped, vein covered, scar covered, x-games playin, scary-faced hulk - the makers dont appear to be kirby fans - theyre trying to appeal to the younger "aaarrrrggghhh, in yer face" demographic - again, based on what little ive seen and might not be a bad thing - but i was very pleased with Lee's hulk - looked pretty fuckin cool to me - and youre right, it was very Kirby-esque - i still dont get the new Abomination "zombie" look - but then, ive only seen the toy
Weird they make these toys well before the debut
by Dingbatty
Feb 11th, 2008
05:07:55 AM
of the film, considering how easily images get around the world now, and that these images are spoilers. Abomination with the rib cage on the outside makes him look fragile. The concept worked better as a more animalistic Hulk -- the spiny reptilian bits made him seem slightly more fierce and therefore a challenge as an opponent to the ludicrously strong Hulk. And those affected by Gamma in the Marvel U are usually greenish. Or is this more Ultimate U garbage?
THE ANG LEE HULK WAS NOT TERRIBLE!!
by zekmoe
Feb 11th, 2008
05:30:56 AM
Please all, watch it again, and try and understand. And maybe read a comic once in a while to see what the genre is like. It's often exactly like the Ang Lee Hulk Movie.
Also
by Dingbatty
Feb 11th, 2008
05:35:38 AM
Letterier doesn't know what he's doing. First of all, it's based on a superhero comic, so it doesn't have to make literal sense, nor does it have to be realistic. Second, that design gives the film the ambience of a horror flick. And finally, comic books and their characters are essentially iconic -- recognizability and relatability are the key to their longevity and popularity. One should have been able to show an image of the new film's Abomination unlabeled and out-of-context to a devoted Hulk fan, yet have it still be immediately identifiable. A reptilian/alien look always made sense to me, as I imagined Abomination as a more animalistic Hulk, as I said before -- i.e. The Hulk stripped of the vestiges of his humanity. Huge mistake!
strange revisionism on Ang Lee's Hulk
by Lost Jarv
Feb 11th, 2008
05:40:32 AM
This is unusual. It seems to be going through some kind of rehabilitation (Judging by the posts here).

For the record, I thought it was pretty shit first time, with a near unwatchable end, and it has actually got worse with time.

It isn't the worst superhero movie ever made, but I honesty don't think it is very good at all- 2 words for you all: MUTANT POODLES

ShadowDudBolt
by MarkSingle
Feb 11th, 2008
05:51:36 AM
Hi ShadowDudBolt, some of the new Hasbro toys are based on the new CGI Clone Wars tv-series. But the classical ones will also be available.
How lazy can you get? Fix the paragraph format!
by Trazadone
Feb 11th, 2008
06:51:22 AM
I mean, really, this is just the height of laziness. I didn't even read the article.
Question about Clone Wars
by TheManBehindTheMask
Feb 11th, 2008
06:51:54 AM
I know this is a new TV series, but since the story in the first "2D Clone Wars" animated TV series ended right at the begining of ROTS, I realy wonder what the fuck they want to tell (sell) us this time...? A story sets before the 2D Clone Wars? I'm already bored.
RE: strange revisionism on Ang Lee's Hulk
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Feb 11th, 2008
06:55:37 AM
Nah man, people who love it now mostly always loved it then. The masses(people who love Meet the Spartans and Micheal Bay) however, disagreed.
I suppose they are just more vocal now
by Lost Jarv
Feb 11th, 2008
07:51:20 AM
It isn't the worst ever made (I actually prefer it to Spiderman 3, Stalkerman Lifts, and X3) but I am astounded when people try to make out that it is just brilliant and I am too stooooopid to get it.

I get it, and some of the character stuff is good, but....

Stupid starfish rubbish, Mutant Poodles, and an unwatchable ending.

So if his rib cage and inards
by Diagnostic
Feb 11th, 2008
08:11:59 AM
are on his outsides, is his junk invert inwards.
eww.
Yes, his junk is inverted inwards...
by Kid Z
Feb 11th, 2008
08:42:29 AM
... and he's continually homosexually raping himself... that's why he looks like ass. I mean really, this design is terrible, really terrible. Brings back bad memories of those godawful Swamp Thing flicks. No wonder it's almost spring and they still haven't released any sneak peeks or previews.
SP'OCK RING?!?! WTF?!?!
by aboriginal
Feb 11th, 2008
08:45:45 AM
If its some sorta time travel paraphernalia . . . ugh.
I remember that Frog director saying...
by Kid Z
Feb 11th, 2008
08:47:27 AM
...the Abomination would have no reptilian features because that "wouldn't make sense" in an interview. So having him look like an abulatory shitpile does "make sense"? Leave out heroes alone and go back to making idiotic Jason Stratham movies or art flicks about gay cowboys eating pudding you cheese-eating surrender monkey!
So about the INDIANA JONES related items...?
by jones1899
Feb 11th, 2008
09:02:21 AM
Jesus Christ. Fuck Star Wars. Where's the Indy news?
Easy on the hate speech Kid Z, please
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 11th, 2008
09:21:44 AM
I hate Leterrier and his shitty work as much as any reasonable moviegoer but, as a fellow Frenchman, I feel obliged to bitchslap you for your heresy. Last warning, buddy.
So when are WE getting a trailer..?
by Aethyrr
Feb 11th, 2008
09:28:00 AM
Anytime soon?
God, can we all admit now that Spider-Man 3 was just awful?
by Trazadone
Feb 11th, 2008
09:33:13 AM
It was a total mess. I actually only liked Spider-Man 2, I thought the first one was equally dreadful with horrible, HORRIBLE cg.
Can we agree Jarv
by half vader
Feb 11th, 2008
09:46:55 AM
That although the film has problems (but I'm in the liked it camp), a Hulk-Pitbull evens out the abomination (ha! See what I did there?!) of a Hulk-Poodle?

C'mon man, Hulk-Pitbulls are awesome!!

Although you could say it's redundant because pitbulls are ostensibly ALREADY "hulked out". Hmm. May have just defeated my own argument there.

Yup, you've self defeated
by Lost Jarv
Feb 11th, 2008
09:54:30 AM
And even if you can get over the lameness of hulk-pooch, there's still the ending
is it really a spy??
by kafka07
Feb 11th, 2008
10:09:29 AM
should this person really be considered a spy when the footage & toys were shown to the public? Anyway, yeah the Abomination's new look kinda sucks. Where are his trademark pointy ears & green scaley skin?? At least the Hulk is ok.
Yeah, okay, I apologize to all French people...
by Kid Z
Feb 11th, 2008
11:50:20 AM
... who don't make crappy action movies, movies about gay cowboys eating pudding or who ruin perfectly harmless Marvel Comics characters. Also Quebecois and Cajuns, the former have to put up with the rest of Canada, the latter have enough trouble with FEMA.
I hope it's the female Gremlin from "New Batch"
by Puddleglum
Feb 11th, 2008
01:25:04 PM
gotta love those lips
Node32774 - "a perfect comic book ending"
by Puddleglum
Feb 11th, 2008
01:29:01 PM
That's exactly why it didn't work - at least for me and many others I talked to when it came out. Off the page and in a live-action movie, it just didn't work. Too fantastic. In a comic, it might have been cool (who really knows since it didn't). Hulked-out dogs itself wasn't a bad idea. It was the execution of that idea in the movie that didn't work. The CG work on the "hulk dogs" was sub-par and it threw the whole scene off. Which was part of my gripe with the whole movie - the subpar CG needed to be refined and not rushed out to theaters just to give audiences cartoonish creatures that had no weight in proportion to their visual mass.
Jedi Mix
by HyphenatedWords
Feb 11th, 2008
01:34:03 PM
Come see my Bawitdaba Jedi Mix! I'm sorry if you don't like Kid Rock... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Q4SxhYwS4QY
Transformers 2 starts shooting today?
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 11th, 2008
02:05:47 PM
I thought they weren't done with the script. Is Shia in this one?
"and there was much more emphasis on her breasts"
by Jaka
Feb 11th, 2008
02:30:31 PM
STFU!!

And you just listed enough changes to make me seeth with hatred for the rest of the day, and maybe the entire week.

"In this movie she will give Seven of Nine a run for her money!"

STFU AGAIN! DAMN IT!
INDY FOUR TRAILER PREMIERE...
by jones1899
Feb 11th, 2008
04:04:07 PM
Good Morning America. Feb 14. Between 8 and 9 am. Then online shortly after.
Lost Jarv...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 11th, 2008
05:27:11 PM
... i love the mutant poodle - and the pit bull and mastiff - thought the idea was brilliant and like something right out of a silver-age Marvel comic - they looked appropriately real yet "comic-booky", and kinda scary - the oharshest criticism i have for that fight sequence is that i wish it were a little brighter - hard to see everything - i like how when Hulk smashes the dogs they evaporate into a spray of green blood/goo/mist - i watched it again last night, prompted by the exchanges in this talkback - i really enjoy that movie
typo, i meant "harshest", not "oharshest"
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 11th, 2008
05:28:06 PM
Node32774...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Feb 11th, 2008
05:34:09 PM
you see Ang Lee's Hulk the way i do - bravo man - great mini review - i too thought the ending was epic
Ang Lee's Hulk was OK
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 11th, 2008
07:18:32 PM
many people bash it because of qualities half comics adaptations don't even bother to include (psychological depth being the first) and even more people found a new reason to hate it after Brokeback Mountain came out. "A foreign director, a guy who chose to make THAT after Hulk? GAY GAY GAY LMAO 101"...

I can understand reasonable criticism but the hatred just went out of control with Ang Lee.

Ang Lee's Hulk was closer to the Hulk TV series
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 11th, 2008
09:33:45 PM
This movie will just be some generic action film.
Skywalker
by half vader
Feb 11th, 2008
10:04:06 PM
Do you actually look at anyone's posts or read the initial articles?! At least you're not trolling your arse off this time.
The scene at the end between father and son
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Feb 11th, 2008
10:06:54 PM
is my second favorite Nolte performance after The Thin Red Line.
Puddlegum - "no weight", Jarv
by half vader
Feb 11th, 2008
10:16:07 PM
Actually that sequence took them ages because they did specifically use hard and sort body dynamics/physics with the dogs. Not just keyframe animation. There is the problem though of large objects moving quickly which can't really be resolved. Is that what you meant?

Jarv, yeah the end. It works in theory, but the jellyfish/air bubble/whatever, however thematically appropriate has that VISUAL thing of looking non-threatening. Even though Node tried to defend it he illustrates that point exactly. Rock beast, sure! Lightning, yup O.K.. Air bubble. Uh... Water and tentacles and things look soft. Not very threatening in a direct way. Unless it's one of those manga rape-tentacles I guess. Yikes.

HULK is a very good Character film
by George Newman
Feb 11th, 2008
10:19:52 PM
I was always skeptical of a Hulk movie because I didnt believe that there could be a smart narrative there. A Hulk film would be an empty Hulk smash flick. Hulk isn't a superhero, he only looks good when he is positioned in contrast with the likes of bigger badder monsters. And while a movie about that could be a visual feast, it would not be a smart film.

Well Ang Lee made a very smart movie with great characters and great acting.

there are some tragically silly ideas like hulk Dogs. Giant electricity man/teleporter through the clouds was out-there too. But the pay off for that one was the finale of the film:

Absorbing Man/Dad took on the essence of whatever he touched. He wanted Hulk's strength, but that wasn't his essence; it was anger, fear, etc. Or a jelly mushroom cloud

Eric Bana was a great Bruce Banner
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 11th, 2008
10:33:27 PM
Seriously, the cast was great, and the production values were excellent. But, the story went on a bit too long. I did like the end though.
I am reasonable about this (node, jimmy, vader)
by Lost Jarv
Feb 12th, 2008
03:46:39 AM
it isn't like a Carpenter remake when I get ridiculously stubborn.

With the end- It is a good idea, and it is marvellously comic book-ey, but it is badly filmed. To put it simply, I found it hugely difficult to see what the fuck was going on- Rock was great, water wasn't. It was just a nasty confused mess.

With the dogs- again it was a good idea, but it was appallingly executed. In fact, thinking about it- that version of Hulk wanted 2 directors: Ang Lee to handle the psychological stuff, and someone else to shoot the action.

As I said before, it isn't the worst adptation. But it certainly isn't the best.

There was lots about the film I liked, but lots I hated. Overall: C+ Could do better (as opposed to Superman Returns= F)

Oh Node!
by half vader
Feb 12th, 2008
09:37:32 AM
I worked (italics) on the damn thing and I don't even love it! "Superman lifts things" indeed!
node
by tha plow
Feb 12th, 2008
11:11:52 AM
i agree. good flic.
I'm not convinced that Singer "got" Supes
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 12th, 2008
01:03:36 PM
maybe he thought he understood it (just like he "understood" the X-Men) but in the end I'm not convinced. Too much effort in mimicking Donner, not enough in the story and the "re-invention" Superman needs. My only treat was the 3-D, God the first action sequence was awesome...
But keeping Williams' themes was the way to go
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 12th, 2008
01:06:46 PM
just needed to get rid of Grampa Donner's bland style. Singer needs to re-invent himself and not just illustrate stories. Just my 2 cents.
Fair enough I guess Node
by half vader
Feb 12th, 2008
08:04:14 PM
And I am pretty happy with what I did but the end result was just a bit like they took the first movie (with the real-estate, earth's crust, plane rescue scene etc) and the big thing they added was the kid (although unlike most I think that actor was pretty damn good actually). Which is exactly what every sitcom does when they jump the shark. The interesting thing is that there was an action scene designed late in the game that would have pretty much made the movie really work (not the Krypton stuff they cut but something else). Ah well, such are the realities!
I understand that peope liked it.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 13th, 2008
04:00:16 AM
I hated it. Pathologically.
Ha ha Lost Jarv you just wanted Hulkdogs!
by half vader
Feb 13th, 2008
07:29:25 AM
They did have the one Pomeranian that ate the other though!
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