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Sam Raimi tells Ellen Page to go to HELL!

If Ellen Page takes her clothes off in it, by lsleelee	Feb 10th, 2008 03:13:45 AM
I'll go see a Uwe Boll movie. Note my conscious use of "movie" instead of "film" there.
Only if she gets violated by a forest... by Mike_D	Feb 10th, 2008 03:16:56 AM
will it be true horror from Raimi.
SCROTUM FEVER by MelvintheMopBoy	Feb 10th, 2008 03:35:51 AM
Is sweeping the nation!
But can Sam Raimi go backwards? by artyfufkin	Feb 10th, 2008 03:37:57 AM
I'll go and see it, but can he re-capture the lightning in a bottle that was Evil Dead? We're rootin' fer ya buddy. You got my money for a ticket.
ellen page by semisaj	Feb 10th, 2008 03:40:52 AM
it will only be good if she says Groovy
This film will be more realistic than JUNO by Mullah Omar	Feb 10th, 2008 03:53:18 AM
So was EVIL DEAD 2.
will bruce campbell star as well? by GavinVanDraven	Feb 10th, 2008 03:53:41 AM
or just a 3 minute cameo?
Sounds like a good combo by Aloy	Feb 10th, 2008 04:00:49 AM
Even before Juno Ellen Page was amazing a couple of years back in the Canadian show ReGenesis when she was just a kid. Raimi should have fun with this. Let's hope......
sam raimi biffed it HARD by birdy birdman	Feb 10th, 2008 04:03:25 AM
HARD.......HARD. will this movie have twenty five of his illegitimate children in it for cameos like Spider Man 3?
I WANT TO LICK ELLEN PAGE by BonerDonor	Feb 10th, 2008 04:04:03 AM

You people want to fuck Shadowcat by DOGSOUP	Feb 10th, 2008 04:09:22 AM
It's funny because it's true
Eighth Circle, tenth pit: Fake Shemps by BrandLoyalist	Feb 10th, 2008 04:14:13 AM
'Course, love the man; and always interested in a new depiction of hell. Wondering about the tone; trademark Raimi horrifying comedy, or will he aim for straight horror? Or maybe, strange and upsetting horror like Evil Dead 2 was when it wasn't being so god damned funny?
Like Raimi's movies. Love Raimi's horror! by EvilGeek1	Feb 10th, 2008 04:34:24 AM

Wackiest rumor of the week... by Sledge Hammer	Feb 10th, 2008 04:53:47 AM
...that this is actually the code name for Evil Dead 4. Utter bullshit I'm sure, plus I'd imagine that Campbell would be tied up with season 2 of Burn Notice in the very near future, but it sure would be nice to see the Raimi/Campbell combo revisit the Dead films once more at some point down the line. Regardless I hope this is a return to form for Raimi, I'm no Spider-Man hater (despite the crappy last film), but the last Raimi film I out and out loved was A Simple Plan. After that he just seemed to lose it somewhere, so hope this film means he's finally got his mojo back. We'll see.
Actually Speed by The Mothman	Feb 10th, 2008 04:56:07 AM
I'm terrified someone's going to 'Nolanize' Spidey. I still can't make a lick of sense out of the final action sequence of Batman Begins. At least the Burton and Schumacher installments occasionally had high spirit (if you ignore Batman and Robin). Any future director who wants to puts together a good action sequence should watch Three Kings and Children of Men first.
thats a pretty fuckin cool name for a movie by nukeface	Feb 10th, 2008 04:59:38 AM

When she gets there she'll meet TomBodet by Spoiler_Man	Feb 10th, 2008 05:03:59 AM
He'll be busy sucking on Osama Bin Laden's firey cock. Yum yum TomBodet! Yum yum loser!
I love Sam Raimi by CuervoJones	Feb 10th, 2008 05:20:02 AM
But a i fucking hate Ellen Page. Smart ass kid...
Get off CuervoJones' lawn! by I Dunno	Feb 10th, 2008 05:32:53 AM
I love Ellen Page and I'm glad she hasn't decided to turn into an indie-film queen. We already have a Parker Posey. (of course, she was in Superman Returns but even art house hipsters gotta eat)
I like the theory about this being the Blue Harvest title for Ev by silentbobfan	Feb 10th, 2008 05:39:55 AM
Bruce Campbell as the wise cracking Ash. Ellen Page as his wise cracking daughter. Works for me.
*Evil Dead 4 by silentbobfan	Feb 10th, 2008 05:40:21 AM

Juno is so overated. by Stalkeye	Feb 10th, 2008 06:23:31 AM
Just like little miss sunshine, yet knowing Hollywood it may take home more Oscar nods than TWBB. I favor Page's performance in Hard Candy over Juno, shit i even liked the scene in X3 in which she taunted Juggernaut by calling him dickhead. Hopefully Sam will redeem himself after the fiasco that is Spiderman 3 AKA Disco Emo Peter Parker.
Give 'Em Hell! by SutterCane	Feb 10th, 2008 06:57:36 AM
I'm not all that taken with Page but so many other people seem to be so this is a real coup for Raimi's return to horror. As for Raimi's style taking a backseat of late, I think that's been a smart move for him - to use it sparingly, not continue to make it the center of his films. I think he took his style as far as he could - or should - in Quick and the Dead and dialing it back with A Simple Plan proved a wise move. Raimi's Spidey films were the movies he was born to make - a perfect marriage of the visual stylization of his early films and the dramatic progress with actors that he had made with films like Simple Plan, The Gift and For the Love of the Game (whether you liked that film or not, it once again proved that Raimi could work outside his familiar zone). Raimi set the standard for Spider-Man on screen - it'll be hard for anyone following in his shoes to do as much justice to the comic. Please, no 'Nolanized' Spider-Man films for me. Looking forward to Dark Knight but the same approach to Spider-Man would be totally wrong.
This Film MIGHT Redeem Raimi.. by Redfive!	Feb 10th, 2008 06:59:51 AM
But considering all his stuff besides Spiderman,Evil Dead,The Gift and A Simple Plan are CRAP I highly doubt it.
Spiderman 3 fucking ruled (except for Venom) by rbatty024	Feb 10th, 2008 07:29:47 AM
People keep on complaining about "emo" Parker but do they realize it was a joke? I mean, it was supposed to be funny. It's camp, a kind of humor usually found in comic books and thus in a movie based on a comic book. If you don't like camp, fine, but you really have no business watching a superhero film (all three Spiderman films had their share of camp, the first film being the one who handled it the clumsiest). Anyway, what I'm trying to say is get a sense of humor. Oh, and I disagree about Raimi dialing back his style for Spiderman. Go back and watch those action sequences and you can see him clearly using his crazy ass zooming camera. Just because his style isn't old school horror, doesn't mean it wasn't pure Raimi.
Anyone else wanna see a girl violated by snake dicks? by Han Cholo	Feb 10th, 2008 07:38:17 AM
I've wanted to see that in a live action movie ever since I watched one of a few hundred anime hentai movies. I think this would be perfect here as Page's character is caught somewhere in Hell and has her clothes torn off by snake size dicks that proceed to penetrate her every orifice. That would be DOPE!!!!! Unfortunately that would also require a XXX rating and I don't think Ms. Page would be into it. That's something I'd like to see, though, an A-List star that does a porno to shock everyone which would (in this society) guarantee a much bigger star and a higher paycheck due to the shock value plus would be the BEST selling porn title ever. Any semi-famous or A-list actresses reading this? Don't you want it? Don't you want it?!! Don't you WANT IT?!?! DON'T YOU WANT IT?!?!!!! - ARRF!!
Army of Darkness sucked by classyfredblassy	Feb 10th, 2008 08:21:00 AM
Let's hope this fucker isn't a PG slapstick comedy like that film was.
Ellen Page nekkid? by SpawnofAchilles	Feb 10th, 2008 08:32:10 AM
I'm not thinking she would look all that great fellas, better left to the imagination methinks
Should be 10 times better than Spides 3 by performingmonkey	Feb 10th, 2008 08:42:33 AM
There were real problems with Spider-man 3. It had no life about it, as though Raimi phoned it in after putting all his efforts into 2. Spides 3 should have had a new director.
Back to Horror! by the_arashikage	Feb 10th, 2008 08:56:35 AM
Bout time
In other news, the latest Harry cartoon is foul by I Dunno	Feb 10th, 2008 09:02:53 AM
If I wanted to see Harry with cum all over his face I'd go with him to one of his studio junkets.
Ellen Page is cool! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 10th, 2008 09:16:08 AM
I like her.
This will be a lead in to.... by classyfredblassy	Feb 10th, 2008 09:23:14 AM
Kitty Pryde being in Spider-Man 4! Just like in the Ultimate version of Spider-Man. Holy Shit! You geeks will giz all over you legs when you find out this true. Just remember, Blassy told you pencil neck geeks first.
oh yeah...the Gift was by classyfredblassy	Feb 10th, 2008 09:24:42 AM
Waaaay underated. Great Film. His baseball movie was watchable, only because it featured Kelly Preston, the UBER MILF.
wacking off To Ellen Page makes me Feel... by nastee_flembot	Feb 10th, 2008 09:53:03 AM
Like a Pedophile.
Speed Fricassee: Raimi did great with Spidey by submarinevoyage	Feb 10th, 2008 09:55:22 AM
The first two Spider-Man films were great and a lot of fun. The third... not so much. But Spider-Man doesn't need to be "Nolanized." He's a much lighter character (though with plenty of angst of course) than Batman, which Raimi captured well. Spider-Man doesn't need a super moody, "realistic" movie. He just needs one better than Spider-Man 3. But Spider-Man 3 being bad means the dude made a bad movie, not that he's sucked for years and years or that his entire take on Spider-Man was wrong from the start. Might I also add... I love you Ellen Page.
The Venom shot by phaedrus007	Feb 10th, 2008 09:56:36 AM
When the camera zoomed at him after he was first created was pretty Evil Dead I thought.
ps3 by Gungan Slayer	Feb 10th, 2008 10:12:42 AM
it sux
ellen page was extraordinary in Hard Candy by theycallmemrglass	Feb 10th, 2008 10:24:36 AM
But I think she is danger of being type casted as a smartass teen. We are still yet to see what range she has. But so far so good, for her - she's definitely one to watch.
This is who I am! by Lashlarue	Feb 10th, 2008 10:27:41 AM
Then I stab a picture of Ellen Page with a big knife. Stab her right in the crotch! Yeah.
Beware! Ellen Page is the devil! by kafka07	Feb 10th, 2008 10:30:05 AM
Not really, I just had to say something. I hate being left out.
quick and the dead by brassai2003	Feb 10th, 2008 10:30:50 AM
without corporate intervention, focus groups, comics geeks and Raimi hating posters, the brothers may just pull off a great little film.
DRAG ME TO HELL by Lashlarue	Feb 10th, 2008 10:35:42 AM
Otherwise known as, DRAG ME TO SEE THE LATEST KATE HUDSON MOVIE!
Ellen Page... by DigitalBeachWar	Feb 10th, 2008 10:35:48 AM
is an over actor and JUNO is way overrated. and no she isn't in danger of being type casted of being a smart ass teen... she already is!
Is Ivan Raimi the brother that plays Hoffman? by GimpInMyPants	Feb 10th, 2008 10:51:00 AM
...
Hoffman is played by brother... by DigitalBeachWar	Feb 10th, 2008 10:54:15 AM
Ted Raimi
Drag Me To Hell... by DigitalBeachWar	Feb 10th, 2008 10:56:42 AM
is not going to be Evil Dead 4. Why ruin the Dead movies by casting a bitch like Ellen Page? She's about as awesome as Kirsten Dunst!
Another element of Raimi's style by MrTrilby	Feb 10th, 2008 11:02:40 AM
that made it to Spider-Man 1&2 is the absolutely bloody harsh physical punishment and abuse dished out to the leading man.
Page becoming S&M specialist... by SkinJob69	Feb 10th, 2008 11:39:24 AM
With Hard Candy (castrates a pedophile), American Crime (tortured for months in a basement), and now this. She's the female equivalent of Mel Gibson. "I'm twisting my nipples and it HURTS! IT HURTS!!!"
I'm already in hell... by drwilliamweir	Feb 10th, 2008 11:52:50 AM
... and now Ellen Page is joining me? How super!
Ellen Page is fugly by eXcommunicated	Feb 10th, 2008 11:55:38 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2m5lz7 http://tinyurl.com/2lgpcv And is about as attractive as a 12 yr old boy. WTF is wrong with you people?
Ellen Page has short hair and no fake D-cups.... by I Dunno	Feb 10th, 2008 12:27:12 PM
anyone who finds her attractive must be a homosexual pedophile!!!11!!!one1!
by huggerorange	Feb 10th, 2008 12:27:53 PM
WTf ? classyfred-army of darkness sucked? Its one of the best raimi movies , that also has the biggest cult followings ever...i dont see anything that sucks about it
I, personally, loved the Spider-Man series. by Rakafraker	Feb 10th, 2008 12:34:37 PM
#3 would have been SO f'n unbelieveable if Raimi wasn't forced to include Venom. Imagine being nearly halfway finished shooting your movie, then have some idiot who has power over the property (I'm lookin at YOU Avi Arad, ya prick), come and tell you that you have to include a character that you swore you'd never use, or you're going to be replaced by someone who will. Imagine what #3 would have been like with the Vulture. Imagine the Conner/Lizard arc finally taking place. Imagine what could have been if not for meddling fools. I'm done my rant about Avi (coughprickcough)Arad now. Apologies. Ellen Page is smarmy, and is, IMHO, what is wrong with so many (but not all) young girls today. SO... It's cool to be a bitch? OK. Just remember that people are eventually going to treat you like a bitch when that charming novelty wears out. Jeebus, what was in my coffee this morning? That said, I think she would be brilliant in a Sam Raimi horror. Just for the fact that she is a little firecracker that can spout profanities and wit, much like Bruce Campbell. I just hope that she can handle the action scenes like BC can.
Raimi + Ellen Page= Heaven by Magma Suit	Feb 10th, 2008 12:51:14 PM
I look forward to Sam's return to horror starring my new favorite actress, Ellen "Kitty Pryde" Page.
Return to form???? RAIMI IS IN TOP FUCKING FORM! by Proman1984	Feb 10th, 2008 01:02:10 PM
Spiderman 2 was fucking awesome, fuckers!
for Spiderman3 by huggerorange	Feb 10th, 2008 01:09:09 PM
both villains sucked to me.Who the fuck wants to see sand flying through the air?The sand man wasnt cool in the least, and we all know how they screwed up venom..by having him in the last 5 min of the film. Venom shouldve been the whole movie...and if not a different villain then. Ive no high hopes for SPiderman 4
I'd Like To Send Ellen To Heaven by LaserPants	Feb 10th, 2008 01:36:06 PM
The heaven of my hot laser lovin' all up in her tight, warm, and wet parts.
ELLEN PAGE LOOKS GOOD by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 01:36:18 PM
She'll look even better in 5 years. Have you guys seen Alicia Witt recently? I'd love to be her homicide investigative partner ...
Spider-Man 3... by kuldan	Feb 10th, 2008 01:36:44 PM
Talk about a film that relied totally on circumstance and coincidence to have more than a few of its major scenes rely on in order to fully develop. There just happens to be a hole in a science lab 'exactly' where Sandman is running...the alien goo just happens to land next to Peter and Mary Jane...Eddie Brock just happens to be in the church underneath Parker when he's tearing off the suit...this was a major let down when compared to the superior part II. I also don't think the campy nature of the film (while only in parts) was intentional, given the fact that it would have totally separated it from the themes developed in the previous two installments (which it did). Spider-Man's story was complete at the end of the second, so they naturally just had to add a little nonsensical conflict to keep the story running. It was like finishing "Saving Private Ryan" only to have an old German Nazi return to the Capt. Miller's gravesite and start shooting at the old Private Ryan in order to 'finish some old work.' Just unnecessary.
yay by Horror Freak	Feb 10th, 2008 01:36:57 PM
holy hell that news just brightened my day
This will be fucking awesome. by the son of John	Feb 10th, 2008 01:39:24 PM
It seems that this would be a good comeback for Rami Since Spiderman 3 sucked. Plus from seeing the trailer to Smart People Ellen Page seems like a versitle actress.
Yes, Ellen Is Very Versatile; You Might Even Say Flexible by LaserPants	Feb 10th, 2008 01:45:59 PM
Bent over my table at angles some would call obscene, impossible, madness, screaming my name in pleasurepain, calling me daddy, begging for more. (I'm sorry, I really need help.) Oh, btw, everyone do see HARD CANDY. Especially those of us too old to be thinking of the sweet, hot, young Ellen in the way I'm thinking of her right now.
by brainstormchaser	Feb 10th, 2008 01:59:37 PM
I would have rather seen Ellen Page get cast oppostie Megan Fox in Diablo Cody's next picture, Jennifer's Body, which has a horror bent to it as well. But I do wish Sam all the best on this project, anything to wash out the bad taste of Spiderman 3.
Um... by Tourist	Feb 10th, 2008 02:19:43 PM
...Anyone remember how Dark Castle snapped up Swank and Berry post oscars for cheap horror flicks, and how crap they turned out? Ghost House has an even worse track record than Dark Castle.
Wow. Killed her career swiftly didn't she? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 02:43:19 PM
Went from Oscar to Cinemax Grade horror.
It's funny you mention Alicia Witt, BringingSexyBack by I Dunno	Feb 10th, 2008 02:55:56 PM
in a talk back about Sam Raimi. Because Alicia Witt is who should have played Mary Jane.
Ellen Page = Ugly Lesbian. Juno SUX. Raimi SUX now. by Shakes The Clown	Feb 10th, 2008 03:09:39 PM
Ellen = Ugly Lesbian. Juno SUX. Raimi SUX now.
Spidey 3 Nowhere Near As Bad As Some Are Saying by LaserPants	Feb 10th, 2008 03:48:34 PM
I agree it wasn't as good as the first two, I'd even agree that it was clear that Raimi's heart wasn't fully in it (probably because he wanted to use the Vulture, and was instead forced to use Venom who is really nothing more than a cool design with no discernible character), but it was still an entertaining movie. I liked it, though I admit it wasn't nearly as good as the first two which are genre-defining classics at this point.
Quint, what about... by Thorstrongstone	Feb 10th, 2008 03:49:21 PM
The final fight between Spidey and The Green Goblin in Spider-Man 1? That was shot in pure Raimi-Style.
Shakes... by Thorstrongstone	Feb 10th, 2008 03:50:59 PM
I disagree with you completely, but your name rocks. Everyone should be forced to watch that movie, and killed if they do not laugh.
Spidey-3 wasn't that bad by systemsbroom	Feb 10th, 2008 03:51:39 PM
I simply do not understand the hate for Spiderman 3. Sure, you don't have to like it (I didn't, particularly), but it's not terrible, especially compared to other garbage that comes out. I mean, what's the big deal about Peter Parker looking greasy and dancing when he is supposed to be an unlikeable jerk? Or with all the "coincidences" that drive the plot? It's based on a comic book series, for chrissakes, and there's a good reason people treat comic books like cocoa puffs (a rare, guilty pleasure for adults, or something for kids): they are full of fantastic, unbelievable and often poorly-plotted events. None of which is to say that you have to enjoy spiderman. But hysterical questions like "can anything undo the damage of Spidey 3" are something I find baffling. So maybe people expected an A, but Raimi delivered a B (or even a C), so now those same people are giving Spiderman 3 (and increasingly the whole spiderman series, and even, bizarrely, Raimi himself) an F-. Weird.
Holy Lord with the Page hatred by Garbage	Feb 10th, 2008 04:10:09 PM
What makes you hate her that much? Speaking objectively, and as a Canadian, (a) she's attractive, (b) seems genuinely affable (at least in interviews, which many actors don't), and (c) I can't remember the third thing. I used to hate all successful people too, until I became prime minister.
eXcommunicated, you hit on it by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 04:28:53 PM
Ellen looks like a 12-yr-old boy and that's what Hollyweird producers like: 12-yr-old boys "auditioning"
As much as this sounds cool... by Doctor Phibes	Feb 10th, 2008 04:29:33 PM
I just can't help feeling this will be more of a Spiderman-ized version of his old style. And as much as Ellen Page seems like a good actress, I just can't see Raimi directing her. Oh well, maybe we'll get a Bruce Campbell cameo.
I DUNNO by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 04:38:48 PM
Yeah, Alicia would have been a great Mary Jane if they had the balls to go with anyone other than a marquis name like Dunst. Alicia went from Urban Legend cusp of stardom to TV roles. But really she deserves more cuz she is beautiful and can act. Maybe just a bad agent. But still she's what keeps me watching Law and Order.
Spiderman 3 should by comedian_x	Feb 10th, 2008 04:43:13 PM
have been just Venom and Green Goblin 2. Peter gets the symbiot from Jameson's shuttle, gets dark and kills Harry (Goblin). Then throws off suit which gets attached to Brock who becomes Venom. Then Parker defeats Venom -- movie ends. Simple and it works.
I thought Juno was a antisemitic film. by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Feb 10th, 2008 05:20:59 PM

As long as he leaves the little bitch there! by Tal111	Feb 10th, 2008 05:31:00 PM
I seriously don't get all the love being thrown her way...Juno was a really weak attempt at a Wes Anderson movie. And she was annoying as all hell.
Raimi - back to horror by Forsakyn	Feb 10th, 2008 05:45:40 PM
I'll definitely see this since Raimi's directing it - I can't imagine it'll be as bad as the crap his production house has put out. I'm mixed on Ellen Page - she always plays the "very smart for her age" roles, and I actually wanted her to die at the end of Hard Candy. Kitty Pryde was probably her least annoying role. It'll be interesting to see how it all pans out, though. Prior to Spiderman none of Raimi's films (to my knowledge) were mainstream. I love Evil Dead 2 - don't get me wrong - and I enjoyed Darkman - but I have trouble seeing him doing a mainstream horror film. The casting of Ellen Page seems to be a move to try to get a bigger audience (and it'll probably help some). I'll definitely watch it, though.
Ellen Page - Lesbian ruler of Hell by hadez	Feb 10th, 2008 05:54:09 PM
I would SO totally watch and own that movie.
fuck those by kilik777	Feb 10th, 2008 06:16:30 PM
who hate on A SIMPLE PLAN and THE GIFT. Both of those are underrated and a simple plan has some of the best perfomances for acting I've ever seen. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
Sounds like Constantine. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 06:41:24 PM
That movie blew.
Something about Page really irritates me by snowpuff	Feb 10th, 2008 07:21:47 PM

I have no desire to see anything w/ Juno chick. by GQtaste	Feb 10th, 2008 07:31:23 PM
She's, too me, a Thoira Birch clone.
Ellen Page killed her career? by slone13	Feb 10th, 2008 07:35:25 PM
You mean the way Angelina Jolie won an Oscar and then killed her career with Gone In 60 Seconds? Or the way Charlize Theron won an Oscar and then killed her career with Aeon Flux? Or maybe the way Halle Berry won an Oscar and then killed her career with Catwoman? Something tells me that Ellen Page wouldn't mind having the "failed" careers of either of those three women.
shop smart..shop S-mart by semisaj	Feb 10th, 2008 07:40:47 PM
evil dead 3 was bollox..doesn't belong with the other 2...the first 2 had horror, gore and comedy and some great camera angles...army was a waste of time..shop smart..shop S-mart was the only good thing in that shower of shite film..it was too comedic!
Or Anna Paquin won an Oscar and then killed by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 07:41:29 PM
her career being in X Men?
Oh, I don't know, semisaj by systemsbroom	Feb 10th, 2008 07:49:11 PM
That "surrounded by primitives" line was pretty good.
systemsbroom by semisaj	Feb 10th, 2008 07:53:19 PM
Yeah on reflection..it has 3-4 funny lines but what happened to the scares and the gore? I was hoping for something darker and scarier than a slapstick film that doesn't even compare to the worst 3 stooges routines
Yes, exactly like Anna Paquin and X Men by slone13	Feb 10th, 2008 08:10:37 PM
I'm betting Ellen Page would be quite happy with Paquin's "failed" career too.
Actually, what Ellen Page REALLY has to worry about... by slone13	Feb 10th, 2008 08:16:26 PM
...is NOT winning the Oscar and suffering the same career death that befell Jodie Foster when she didn't win the Oscar for Taxi Driver
harry at studio junkets by HEADGEEK	Feb 10th, 2008 08:18:01 PM
I haven't been on a studio junket - since the Cannes junket the Cannes before FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING came out. And the only come on my face was from seeing Gandalf face down the Balrog 7 months before it was released - and my spontaneous ejaculation which impregnated my face with one helluva grin!
oops - silly me by HEADGEEK	Feb 10th, 2008 08:18:33 PM
Cum - not come
So, people are claiming that Raimi sucks just because... by rbatty024	Feb 10th, 2008 08:37:21 PM
you didn't like his latest movie. I really enjoyed Spidey 3, but even if you hated it, that doesn't mean you have to automatically hate the director. People who say Raimi sucks just because of Spidey 3 reveal more about their lives than Sam Raimi's art.
sorry this is off topic by Kloipy	Feb 10th, 2008 09:18:44 PM
but when have I been known for staying on topic anyway? I'm watching the grammy's and Kayne West is stupid little bitch. Too bad his mouth didn't stay wired shut. What an egotistical prick
Everybody gets to make a bad movie. by ZeroCorpse	Feb 10th, 2008 09:26:13 PM
Sam Raimi got his: Spider-Man 3. I now expect a return to decent filmmaking without emo poses, song-and-dance numbers, pointless plotlines and bad art direction.
Is she legal yet? by DarthBakpao	Feb 10th, 2008 09:55:43 PM
Because i ran out of fantasy object lately...
slone13, only problem is the three women by GQtaste	Feb 10th, 2008 09:56:02 PM
you mentioned happen to be drop dead gorgeous. Berry, Jolie and Theron are f'ing hot! Juno? Not so much. I"m telling you, she's another Thora Birch. Just like in Ghost World, only Scarlett's career took off and Thora? Not so much. Why is that? Go back to the hot piece of ass theory.
Just make a Wolverine/Kitty Pryde spin-off already by Ye Not Guilty	Feb 10th, 2008 10:45:26 PM
Ellen was so cute as Kitty Pryde.
I hate Ellen Page by Series7	Feb 10th, 2008 11:16:34 PM
She is manish and looks like the girl from Napoleon Dynamite back when she was in movies like Corrina, Corrina, Andre The Giant, and Best Kevin Costner movie ever. She makes me hope that ever pregnant teenager gets thrown down a set of stairs, which would have been a much better ending to Juno, AK. (Someone should have done that to Diablo Codies lesbian mother after her turkey baster conception).
I like Ellen Page by JackNF	Feb 10th, 2008 11:21:06 PM
...but then as a fellow Haligonian that's just cheering the hometown gal
I saw Ellen Page in Toronto by samsquanch	Feb 11th, 2008 12:21:08 AM
She's like, 4 feet tall, and looks 9. You're all preverts.
Something tells me that Ellen Page wouldn't mind having the "fai by Tourist	Feb 11th, 2008 12:53:07 AM
Um, can you put that "something" into words for us? Because right now, I can't imagine anyone wanting to fail that hard.
If you by norrinrad	Feb 11th, 2008 08:19:20 AM

Whoops. by norrinrad	Feb 11th, 2008 08:22:50 AM
If you didn't like Evil Dead just don't bother with Sam Raimi movies. Evil Dead is always going to be his highpoint, so if his best isn't for you don't bother. As for me though, loved Evil Dead, loved Spider Man 1 and 2, and developed the same crush on Ellen Page any self respecting nerd did after Juno. Will see.
XIPHOS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 11th, 2008 08:43:34 AM
Gotta love the Alicia Witt love. Who can resist that pouty mouth of hers? Dunno was right - she would have made a much better Mary Jane, better than either Dunst or Howard.
While watching Page in the atrocious JUNO... by Mosquito March	Feb 11th, 2008 09:00:48 AM
...I couldn't help thinking of the smarmy, self-righteous, ever-petulant son from NIP/TUCK. Ellen Page acts just like that fucking guy - same mannerisms, same line delivery. Same bitch.
Oh, and Page isn't hot. by Mosquito March	Feb 11th, 2008 09:10:21 AM
She's got a mongoloid face and she's shaped like the letter "H". What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Hell YEssssssssssss by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 09:22:08 AM
Raimi is the shit. Can't wait for this one!
I would like to take shadowcat by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 10:58:07 AM
to bed
Page looks like Clint Howard by Musicballs	Feb 11th, 2008 11:45:59 AM

Awesome, I hope it's not PG-13 by kirttrik	Feb 11th, 2008 12:44:53 PM
It better be gross and rated R.
And I hope the titles LITERAL. by kirttrik	Feb 11th, 2008 12:45:51 PM
Otherwise what would be the point.
I'd love to see Raimi's version of HELL. by kirttrik	Feb 11th, 2008 12:46:58 PM
Especially with the budget he has now. SWWEEEEEt!
Page as Clint Howard by Mullah Omar	Feb 11th, 2008 01:05:28 PM
That's still making me laugh.
I thought Ratner did that already with X3 by Puddleglum	Feb 11th, 2008 01:30:22 PM
although I'd consider sitting through that movie again WORSE than Hell.
Alicia Witt..... by Darth Macchio	Feb 11th, 2008 03:37:50 PM
...yes indeed...firey red...beautiful...good actress...and a classically trained pianist. Not kidding...check it out (she did a movie where she portrays a concert pianist teenager going thru teenager things while trying to get accepted at Juliard or something similar...it's actually her playing too!).
I Miss ED2 Raimi by Scuzzy	Feb 11th, 2008 10:11:14 PM
Evil Dead 2 was the peak of Raimi's fun filmmaking. AOD had it's moments, but overall, Evil Dead 2 is one of the most joyous guilty pleasures in film history. Funny, Scarry, and a helluva ride. We saw flashes of Sam's inventive camera work in Darkman and some others, but ultimately, after AOD, I wouldn't be looking forward to an Evil Dead 4...unless on the off chance that they may actually take it from the original end of AOD. At least that would show some Balls. Can't bitch about his job with the Spidey Flix though. S3 was so so, but still a damned solid franchise...I'm just thinking the Evil Dead 2 Sam was really probably more of a lightening strike than a trend.
Harry, by Stevie Grant	Feb 12th, 2008 12:12:32 AM
those comments creeped me out. Then, they reminded me of that episode of the Larry Sanders Show, Phil's Gay Jokes Go Too Far, where Phil the head writer is struggling with his sexuality before "making amends" with whatever Scott Thompson's character was called.
I guess none of the Page hataz saw her in Hard Candy by half vader	Feb 12th, 2008 12:27:39 AM
She was pretty damn good in that one. Story went a bit south in the end but that wasn't her fault. And I love that most of you think she IS the Juno character. What are you basing this on? The 10 seconds you remember from X3? Geez man. Maybe it's good that my posts generally get ignored. I wouldn't want to incur the wrath of the TBs! Shaped like an 'H'? That's a great putdown, but it's not like she's 30 and has filled out! Jesus!
Alicia Witt makes me feel funny by half vader	Feb 12th, 2008 07:45:59 AM
not just 'cause she's "flamin'" but because I'll always have the strong memory of her in Dune when I saw it as a kid (and she was a kid) shrieking "He IS the Kwisatz Haderach!" Creepy child!

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