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Oh My God! It's James Bond!!!

oh my god! by GavinVanDraven	Feb 10th, 2008 02:22:26 AM
first!
control yourself by Poetic_Poster	Feb 10th, 2008 02:24:34 AM
On a site where people cream to see that handsome rascal Kirk return to the big screen, "Oh My God! It's James Bond!!!" was the gayest headline I've ever seen.
what the hell... by Strabo	Feb 10th, 2008 02:24:50 AM
...is a "Quantum of Solace" anyway?
If Felix was trying to hail a cab, by Dr Gregory House	Feb 10th, 2008 02:24:54 AM
would the cab have stopped? C'mon...help a brotha out!
these pics made my day... by TheMcflyFarm	Feb 10th, 2008 02:27:02 AM
...WORSE!
HOLY CRAP HE'S USING A CAB! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 02:27:25 AM
Q. fetch me the Aston Martin
omg....its two pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!! by bacci40	Feb 10th, 2008 02:28:12 AM
and they dont move....if i print them, can i turn them into a flash book? cheaper than going to see this movie...
Talkback post from 2007 by wackybantha	Feb 10th, 2008 02:35:55 AM
I just saw ZODIAC!!! IT RULES!!!
Yeah, time for Q and a new car by moviemaniac-7	Feb 10th, 2008 02:36:55 AM
Must be a bad round at poker -- lost his car, and the Bond girl. Both of them. Sucker. Should've taken his ego out of the equation.
Steal a car!!!! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 02:38:37 AM
Dude, he should just steal a car.
OMG A fruit stand! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 02:40:54 AM
I bet someone runs into it!
OMG!!! A MISFITS BANDANA!!! by leobloom	Feb 10th, 2008 02:55:06 AM
Huh?
We're not calling it "A Quantum of Solace" anymore? by Det. John Kimble	Feb 10th, 2008 02:58:23 AM

OMG!!! No front plate on that cab! by Det. John Kimble	Feb 10th, 2008 02:58:58 AM

OMG!!! It's actually THREE cabs!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 10th, 2008 03:00:22 AM
ZOMG!!!
Strabo... by Det. John Kimble	Feb 10th, 2008 03:01:29 AM
"A quantum of solace" is just a "a little peace" using $5 words.
"A Quantum of Solace" is the working title by Det. John Kimble	Feb 10th, 2008 03:04:24 AM
The film is really called "The unit quantity of acetylcholine released at a neuromuscular junction by a single synaptic vesicle, contributing a discrete small voltage to the measured end-plate potential to provide comfort or consolation in a time of distress or sadness"
Title has worn in by BrandLoyalist	Feb 10th, 2008 03:05:07 AM
Sounds familiar already... bet I still live out my life without ever using it in a sentence tho
"Misfits" to do the theme song! by Uncapie	Feb 10th, 2008 03:20:17 AM
As seen in photo one!
Oh, James...how much for those bananas? by artyfufkin	Feb 10th, 2008 03:32:26 AM
So far we've seen a giant eye on a stage and now....this scene from a market. Richard Kiel would be turning in his rather large grave. And, um, Desmond Llewellyn (misspelt). I liked Casino Royale though, so maybe I should shut up and wait for it to come out in dollar DVD land.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by Queefer Bukkake	Feb 10th, 2008 03:49:37 AM
THAT'S AMAZING! WOW! I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE NOW! IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD!
James Bond getting into a Taxi???? My God!!! by alucardvsdracula	Feb 10th, 2008 04:07:20 AM

doesn't look like James Bond to me.... by misnomer	Feb 10th, 2008 04:36:13 AM
jus' sayin.
fuck Bond. we need a real american hero. by Spoiler_Man	Feb 10th, 2008 05:09:53 AM
why is it that the only equivalent to James Bond is Bourne who fights his own fucking government? it doesn't seem right that Bond movies are so big. England couldnt tie its own shoelaces without us. Movies should reflect this. We need a real American hero in movies. We need to someone kicking seven fucking shades out of the scumbag terrorists for the stars and stripes. fuck this tea drinking douche, he's had his day. lets celebrate the greatest fucking country in the world with a real hero. America is full of real heroes. lets see one of them take Bond's place!
George Clonney would be better by livingwater	Feb 10th, 2008 05:13:42 AM
James Bond is slightly bureaucratic and camp. Daniel Craig looks like a workman in a business suit.
You can use it in a sentence. Observe... by I Dunno	Feb 10th, 2008 05:36:24 AM
"'Quantum of Solace' is a really gay title for a movie and I'd feel embarrassed saying it out loud to the ticket girl so I'm just going to say, 'two for Bond'". See?
OMG!! It's full of STARS!! by cornponious	Feb 10th, 2008 06:12:56 AM
I could see your lips move.
He has more hair than last time by Budgie smuggler	Feb 10th, 2008 06:26:12 AM

America's James Bond is... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Feb 10th, 2008 06:43:26 AM
Jack Bauer (played by Canadian Keifer Sutherland). Notice that they both have the same initials.
Spoiler_Man.... by Tomo	Feb 10th, 2008 06:52:12 AM
"England couldn't tie it's shoelaces without us" ??!! Ha! You poor sad insufferable imbecile. I bet you're Republican.
Spoiler_Man. by Gamerra_Presley	Feb 10th, 2008 06:55:07 AM
Sounds like he enjoys wild sex with his siblings. Idiot.
tomo by Spoiler_Man	Feb 10th, 2008 07:03:00 AM
Are you English? If so, sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should book a holiday over here and spend some time in a real country? Anyway, sorry you dont agree with me but youll probably realise im right while your sitting there drinking your tea later and watching one of my oountry's movies. Tally ho!
gamerra_presley by Spoiler_Man	Feb 10th, 2008 07:05:36 AM
Oh please shut the fuck up. Its a bit sad that you have to troll my comments on these talkbacks. Why dont you go outside and get yourself a life? As i said before, go away and come back when you have a valid opinion. Or a girlfriend. Actually, dont your hold breath for that last one so try for the valid opinion instead. see you in ten years gamerra_presley!
OMG! It's a bunch of bananas!!! by Yeti	Feb 10th, 2008 07:25:38 AM
B-A-N-A-N-A...
Spoiler_Man by Tomo	Feb 10th, 2008 07:36:32 AM
One of your oountry's movies eh? I do enjoy them. I just came back from a trip to Florida, as it happens. I had to come home before one of the locals eat me.
MISFITS!!!! by messi	Feb 10th, 2008 08:11:05 AM
Immortalized in a James Bond movie.
HAHA SOMEONE STOLE THE CORNER LIGHTS OFF THE CAR IN BACK by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 08:12:58 AM
Probably sell it back to him at the local junkyard. Side note: Why are there so many brown people in Austria?
OMG! It's a woman in brown tweed pants!!!! by WatertownSurfer	Feb 10th, 2008 08:15:16 AM
It must be a sign.
Bond? Where's James Bond? by moondoggy2u	Feb 10th, 2008 08:23:32 AM
All I see is some Arian looking guy in an expensvie suit. Bad tie...
arent those two girls those twins by moondoggy2u	Feb 10th, 2008 08:25:46 AM
that used to be on ABC and the WB? Yeah, I've got kids.
IT'S THE RETURN OF DR. KANANGA!!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 08:32:54 AM
And this time he's got a fanny pack!!! ZOMG
The long awaited sequel to D.C. Cab by BetaRayBill07	Feb 10th, 2008 08:45:41 AM
Mr. T trying to say Quantum of Solace- hehe.
A QUANTUM OF OCTOPUSSY by Pound Sand	Feb 10th, 2008 08:46:34 AM

A Quantum Of Leap by uss cygnus	Feb 10th, 2008 09:14:13 AM
GUSHIE!!!!
he took a cab twice in Casino Royale by lavatory love machine	Feb 10th, 2008 09:19:04 AM
slow news day I guess
Title Meaning by Veracity	Feb 10th, 2008 09:23:21 AM
Strabo; The term "quantum of solace" means "a small measure of comfort amid sorrow or disappointment". Am I the only person that thinks that these pictures might not be from the actual set? Looks more like Daniel Craig was catching a cab in real life, rather than it actually being a take for the film!
I've yet to watch Casino Royale by Orionsangels	Feb 10th, 2008 09:33:38 AM
It looks boring
Orion--its alright by moondoggy2u	Feb 10th, 2008 09:40:44 AM
But the plot is so absurd that I tend to laugh at anyone who thought it better than the brosnan flicks. The other problem is that its very difficult to think of him as Bond, because, up until the end, he never actually acts like Bond. It just seems like a british version of Jason Bourne, oddly enough.
That is supposed to be Bolivia by dtpena	Feb 10th, 2008 09:53:38 AM
And it looks very similar, great job!
Look at the stomachs on those union guys! by MetiphisLabs	Feb 10th, 2008 10:08:03 AM
LAWD!
his jacket sleeves by bootle2	Feb 10th, 2008 10:13:00 AM
are too long. Supposed to show 1/4 inch of cuff, what are you THINKING!?!? Damn un-suave, you bloody gingah!
McQueen? by PantherMatt	Feb 10th, 2008 10:21:53 AM
1) Anyone else think that Craig bears a passing resemblance to Steve McQueen? 2) MOONDOGGY, I suppose Brosnan IS a better Bond and his flicks ARE better Bond flicks, if you grew up with the Roger Moore Bond. Of, course Roger Moore is to Legit Bond what Adam West is to Legit Batman. Those Brosnan Bond flicks are crap, save the first one. Casino Royal, as Jemaine Clement would say, got it goin' on!
Nice suit. by mistergreen	Feb 10th, 2008 10:24:23 AM
I dig the suit...
Uh, panter, I'm afraid not by moondoggy2u	Feb 10th, 2008 10:24:49 AM
I admit, the last couple of Bond flicks werent too good, but the first two were just like the Connery Bond films of old, and the fact remains that Brosnan has more screen presence, charisma, and is just as popular a bond as Connery while Craig seems set to be another Dalton. In other words, a select group of rabid fans will swear by the authenticity, but everybody else just thinks he's boring.
OMG! It's a Misfits bandana! by kafka07	Feb 10th, 2008 10:26:15 AM
Bolivians rock.
"TAXI!" Da-Dum Dah-DAHHHHH!!! by YotzVonFrelnik	Feb 10th, 2008 10:30:07 AM
Nope, doesn't quite fit.
Oh my God! He's wearing a suit! by Lashlarue	Feb 10th, 2008 10:30:28 AM
Holy sweet fucking Jesus! This is big news.
Bond? You mean, that ape in a suit. by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 10:33:14 AM
I could knock his teeth out.
I was really hoping for Jason Bourne. by Ashok0	Feb 10th, 2008 10:38:24 AM
Oh well... Bond will do.
Casino Royale really let me down by Quake II	Feb 10th, 2008 10:47:33 AM
You guys acted like it was another Goldfinger on here and when I finally saw it, I was like "huh?". Cool black & white opening segment, then more of the same. Silly unbelievable action sequences and a lot of chatting. I thought Goldeneye was 100 times better and it was made by the same director. I do like Daniel Craig but hope they get darker and rougher with Bond and skip the silly antics this time. Early Connery had some cool action sequences, but at leastthey were somewhat believable. This series has ventured too far into "camp" thanks to the Moore years.
Airport...GO to the Airport... by FuckMichaelBay	Feb 10th, 2008 10:52:09 AM
...any chance you've got him taking a dump or while he quantams his solace. BFD!
What the hell is this? by MrTrilby	Feb 10th, 2008 10:56:09 AM
Heat magazine?
I dig the suit and the tie's nice by Jackie Boy	Feb 10th, 2008 11:06:04 AM
They look real classy, but as mentioned above what the hell's going on with those sleeves?
by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 11:06:47 AM
Make a movie about this American "hero." http://tinyurl.com/yrco83
OMG! That guy in the second pic by Jackie Boy	Feb 10th, 2008 11:06:59 AM
has a fucking fanny pack!
are those milk and shoes hanging together? by just pillow talk	Feb 10th, 2008 11:10:20 AM
wow, that market has it all in one place!
Spoiler_Mann!! in Pink Tights! by Gamerra_Presley	Feb 10th, 2008 11:15:36 AM
Purple Cape! Yes! and his Monkey GLEEK-it's a new member of the Blunder Twins!!! Woo Hoo! Has the brains of a cucumber and anal sex w/ the Same-! Truly a legend in his own mind! Touching his rings together--make the Shape of---a Cholostomy BAG! Take the Odour of--a Full Cholostomy BAG! And the colour--for 4 bucks I'll let you guess! Gay, gay, and urm....Gay!
Borrowed Sean Connery's rug by picardsucks	Feb 10th, 2008 11:34:34 AM
Love the Craig but yeah he's goin mighty thin on the dome. But Roger Clemens special milkshakes will do that to a person. Seriously though I am so fucking excited for this film. (Change the Finnish H.I.M. song sounding title) Craig is the best Bond since Sean i hope there is no misstep with his sophmore outing. although you can kinda count Layer Cake as his first Bond film.
JAMES BOND IS .... SMILING ????!?!?!?!?!??! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 11:41:49 AM
Don't look too broken up abuot Vespre after all. What gives!?
THE SLEEVES ARE LONG BY DESIGN by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 11:57:27 AM
He's got one of those gun ejecting mechanisms in there like in Taxi Driver.
"The calm before The Storm" by Ray Gamma	Feb 10th, 2008 12:11:41 PM
Haha, I'm really surprised none of you geeks seems to have puzzled this one out yet: The calm before The Storm
Spoiler Man by Ray Gamma	Feb 10th, 2008 12:15:27 PM
I hope you're kidding, you stupid american prick
This Aint Exactly Cool News... by SkinJob69	Feb 10th, 2008 12:16:55 PM
More like a side-bar story in Entertainment Weekly.
Brosnan? by redkamel	Feb 10th, 2008 12:21:36 PM
people really liked Brosnan as Bond? he was the worst! He was like all the bad parts of Dalton magnified, with no charisma. a)I wanted to slap that permanent smirk off his face every time I saw him b) he looks like a dad (I dont know why I think this) c) he had the worst delivery of the most smart ass lines ever d) he seemed to give off "I am douchbage" rather than "wherever I am is where the action happens" at least craig has that "I dont f around" aura. and hey...Goldeneye? that move made me STOP seeing Bond movies in the theatres it was so bad. It was just another 90s action flick, without the Bond-world feel. The game was the best part.
THERES ALL SORTS OF FRUIT GOIN DOWN IN THAT PIC!! by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Feb 10th, 2008 12:25:06 PM
Bond walks right past them cool as a cucumber.
he's looking awful man on firish by topdolla69	Feb 10th, 2008 12:30:26 PM
its like a creesy look-a-like...but in white...again
Spoiler Man, where have you been by Orbots Commander	Feb 10th, 2008 12:38:21 PM
for the last half-centure of movies? There have been plenty of "American" movie/TV heroes. Just off the top of my head from the last few years: Spider-Man, Batman, Jack Bauer, Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, John McClane...and on and on. This Summer you'll have Batman again, Iron Man and the Hulk.
"centure" typo---should be "century" by Orbots Commander	Feb 10th, 2008 12:39:16 PM

Moondoggy by PantherMatt	Feb 10th, 2008 12:44:01 PM
Hey, man, fair enough. Lotsa folk DO like Brosnan, and that's cool. And I will admit he does utter more snappy one-liners that Craig, but I just disagree with you on the charisma. However, while the first Brosnan is good (and I'll grant you the second one too, as I can't remember a thing about it, except that I didn't like it), it is NOTHING like the Connery Bond of old. And, c'mon, man, whichever one it is with the freakin' guy with the Diamonds in his face is an awful movie. Awful. Para Sailing over a tsunami? Are you kidding? Just franchise-killingly awful.
Just watched Casino Royale last night, by chance... by Shard Harventh	Feb 10th, 2008 12:45:24 PM
...and it also struck me that Craig is a tad McQueenish. His profile, the smile...anyway, yay on the movie...first bond flick i've picked up sine...well, whatever came after Goldeneye...hated Brosnan. Hope Craig sticks around awhile. It was time for the franchise to be less Austin Powers and more Bourne.
BringingSexyBack..he has obviously just had his.. by Jugs	Feb 10th, 2008 01:03:24 PM
..'Quantum of Solace' and that's why he is smiling and has a slight sore feeling in his nether regions.
You know, I'm not gay..... by TheUglyBaby	Feb 10th, 2008 01:50:26 PM
....But there is something about Daniel Craig that makes me feel all tingly in my naughty bits
Still it looks pretty cool by the son of John	Feb 10th, 2008 01:50:30 PM
Those pics were cool good job to whoever shot them
Brosnan was a terrible Bond. by I Hope You Die	Feb 10th, 2008 02:03:28 PM
He played Bond like a smarmy old alcoholic who's an embarrassment to his adult children. It's difficult to quantify exactly how wrong Brosnan was for the role. It was kind of like waking up one day to discover your middle-aged lush of a father was the new James Bond. There he was on screen grumbling his lines and making young women feel uncomfortable. Thinking Brosnan can play charismatic is an error on the scale of thinking Halle Berry would look convincing in an action role.
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE by Johnno	Feb 10th, 2008 02:06:22 PM
They should switch the titles... I'd rather see James Bond take on the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, they could even reuse the icy sets from Die Another Day!
All you 'Brosnan was crap' assholes by Sepulchrave	Feb 10th, 2008 02:16:19 PM
...are just that. Like the new 5-minute anti-Bush conservatives. If you didn't spend most of the last decade writing down 'Brosnan IS crap', don't come crawling out of the woodwork now to say 'Brosnan WAS crap' Have some fucking integrity, you gutless dweebs.
PS 'I'm not gay..' by Sepulchrave	Feb 10th, 2008 02:18:12 PM
I'm just a retard who has to start a sentence that way. I am, and I'll bet you couldn't get laid if you WERE gay.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GAY ... by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 02:22:32 PM
but there appear to be an inordinate supply of bananas in Austria.
I THOUGHT BROSNAN AS BOND WAS OKAY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 02:30:19 PM
especially after the Dalton movies which looked like they were made for the USA Network. I was even skeptical about Craig and thought him too ugly for the role (Christian Bale woulda done a great job) but he sold me with CR. Don't make my naughty bits tingle but still very good.
WHAT by JAGUART	Feb 10th, 2008 02:34:11 PM
I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU POST?
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I've always thought Brosnan was crap. by I Hope You Die	Feb 10th, 2008 02:45:04 PM
I'm very consistent on this most important of issues.
Taxi James Taxi by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 02:46:31 PM
He tipped the driver 007 in bills.
Sepulchrave by PantherMatt	Feb 10th, 2008 02:59:50 PM
Oh, man. For what it's worth, I didn't like the Brosnan Bond flicks when they came out. Sorry I didn't bitch loud enough for you to hear. But hey, you like him. Faboo. I don't. Faboo. It's a good thing we don't have the same dvd collection ain't it? As to why my dislike for the guys Bond flicks makes me an asshole is beyond me. But it strikes me that you calling those who don't like his stuff assholes, makes you, well, an asshole.
Does anyone REMEMBER Roger Moore? by Sepulchrave	Feb 10th, 2008 03:12:48 PM
There's a reason Alan Partidge idolizes him. Come on; Bond is a sad laughable figure; always has been. Trying to dress him up as anything but a sad old drunk is just lipstick on a pig. He's Hugh Hefner with a gun. End of story.
Bond would never ride in a Nissan! by thebearovingian	Feb 10th, 2008 03:12:57 PM
JB in a Nissan = flames on Optimus BINO - Bond In Name Only
Brosnan is still my favorite Bond... by JackIsLost	Feb 10th, 2008 03:48:48 PM
None of the Brosnan were all that great ("The World Is Not Enough" was downright awful) but he is the quintessential Bond in my mind. Just right look, sound and demeanor... I like Craig and all but CASINO ROYALE is so far removed from what a Bond movie should be, whether or not it's a good movie is almost a non-issue. I mean, can you imagine Pussy Galore in CASINO ROYALE?
CAB DRIVERS GOTTA EAT! by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE	Feb 10th, 2008 04:05:17 PM
this is news?
Brosnan by Forsakyn	Feb 10th, 2008 05:38:45 PM
I really wanted to see him as Bond, and when he finally became Bond they were in some pretty crappy films. Although I did like Tomorrow Never Dies (was that the one with Michelle Yeoh?) - the last Bond with Brosnan was so bad, though (it out-Triple X'd the first Triple X with Vin Diesel - quite an accomplishment).
MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! by kevred	Feb 10th, 2008 06:04:23 PM
Sorry, couldn't help it--been watching too many Gamera & Godzilla MST3Ks lately, I guess! Apart from the dreadful title, this should be one to look forward to.
I know Marc Forster by Series7	Feb 10th, 2008 06:30:13 PM
Was going to make a crap bond. He is going to take the cool cars out of the movie. What next, is the bad guy going to be a giant spider? Marc Forster your movies blow, why don't you just go ruin more Arabic children's lives.
If you'd rather see video by Budgie smuggler	Feb 10th, 2008 06:30:24 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2lqgwa from a proper scoop site
Orionsangels... by morGoth	Feb 10th, 2008 06:36:30 PM
..take a suggestion from your ol' pal morGy and check out Casino Royale, it's worth it...excellent flick and Daniel Craig really delivers as Bond. I thought it looked boring too but morGette#1 talked me into watching this past Christmas holiday and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Wonderful surprise.
James Bond surrounded by fat guys! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 07:32:55 PM
Look out James!
I'm sorry... by BV	Feb 10th, 2008 08:07:39 PM
...but Daniel Craig will never be Bond, to me. Blonde hair, face like a thug. It should have been Clive Owen. Tragic.
I'm really looking forward to this flick by Norm Cascade	Feb 10th, 2008 08:21:45 PM
More than The Dark Knight, even. I can't wait.
HOLY SHIT! It's Tia or Tamara Mowry in that 2nd pic! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 08:43:38 PM

OMG! That cab's a NISSAN! How beneath Bond! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 08:53:56 PM

odd title or not by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 08:56:34 PM
i'm VERY excited for this film to release... second this year only to The Dark Knight. oh, and to the naysayers: Daniel Craig's Bond would beat the shit out of any other iteration to date.
"Driver! Take me to an expensive area of town!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 08:58:23 PM

now having said that... by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 09:03:27 PM
something is a little off when you're riding in a car that's worth less than the suit you're wearing. hopefully Craig was actually catching a cab, and this has nothing to do with the film itself.
007: License to Drive... REVOKED!! by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 09:04:30 PM

007: QUANTUM OF TRAFFIC by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 09:08:43 PM

007: TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 09:12:07 PM

007: CUMQUAT OF SOLACE by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 09:13:46 PM

"George Lazenby?!? What the hell are you doing driving a cab?!? by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 09:17:49 PM

Suddenly, Bond is attacked by a squash-wielding foreign spy! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 10th, 2008 09:21:51 PM

007: BANANAS and PUMPKINS and DEATH... OH MY! by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 09:22:49 PM

I bet the world's fruit supply is in jeapordy! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 10:08:04 PM
And Bond has to save it.
They key is in the second picture. Three females by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 10:31:27 PM
none of them looking at Craig. That's OH-OH for 007.
Crap. Now I can't even spell "the" kureckly. by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 10:33:17 PM
THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE
That fruit stand must be really popular! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 10:39:48 PM
Look at all those taxis!
MESSAGE TO ENGLAND by BringingSexyBack	Feb 10th, 2008 10:43:16 PM
You are all fucking nuts for giving the Rising Star of the Year BAFTA to Shia LeBeouf. As if the world doesn't have enough problems, you go ahead and do that.
OMG Is Jason Bourne! by Colier Rannd	Feb 10th, 2008 10:45:29 PM
Or it might as well be since they aren't making Bond movies anymore.
Another Bond with thinning hair by aboriginal	Feb 10th, 2008 10:51:11 PM
Whut up with dat? Still rocks hard.
Love the suit. by CherryValance	Feb 10th, 2008 10:56:14 PM
So sexy. Don't know what's up with the cab though. Hey, maybe next time Bond can go green and get a bus pass.
this totally explains the teaser poster... by vaudeville villain	Feb 10th, 2008 11:08:02 PM
the reason why his shadow was cast over the road like that is because, after having his aston break down on him, bond was forced to walk to the nearest fruit stand to use their phone. after he called the tow tuck driver to pick up his car, he hailed a cab to go meet him. it all makes perfect sense now.
JAMES BOND AND THE SUIT THAT WON'T FIT by livingwater	Feb 10th, 2008 11:19:02 PM
alternative title
BSB wins for the "Kananga" line. by kabong	Feb 10th, 2008 11:24:00 PM
This is one of the lamest AICN backwash things yet.
Oops, got off at the wrong stop! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 11:26:26 PM
Take me to the orchestra stage with the big eye!
Misfits!!!!! by Dwarves	Feb 10th, 2008 11:28:35 PM
That dude in the first picture has a MISFITS Bandanna. Just thought I'd mention it.
Hope Bond's got correct change by Osmosis Jones	Feb 10th, 2008 11:32:20 PM

Oooh man, I'm late for Roger Moore's birthday! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 10th, 2008 11:33:25 PM
I hope Octopussy got him that present.
Um, I might be in the minority here, by samsquanch	Feb 10th, 2008 11:33:27 PM
But doesn't anyone else have the slightest desire to see what kind of "Real American Hero" action movie a soft mind like SpoilerMan's might come up with? I imagine a cross between Captain America, Jack Bauer, George Bush, and SpoilerMan's ass-raping, emotionally distant father. A part of me actually wants to see that...
RE: Samsquanch by blindambition238	Feb 10th, 2008 11:43:27 PM
.. probably something like this: http://tinyurl.com/2qyeck
holy shit by samsquanch	Feb 10th, 2008 11:47:53 PM
That's about right. A bit more leather, and more explicit homo-erotic poses, but pretty accurate. Damn, I'd love to read that.
Bond HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE!!!! by ZeroCorpse	Feb 11th, 2008 01:26:01 AM
Sorry... I miss that whole thing. Some of you weren't even here for that, were you?
This years Driving Ms Bond!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 11th, 2008 01:52:37 AM
BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO :-P
Yes we have no bananas, Mr. Bond by skywalkerfamily	Feb 11th, 2008 02:05:57 AM
cue evil laughter as Bond is surrounded by three women.
What the Hell is this!? by PickedUp	Feb 11th, 2008 02:30:26 AM
This not cool nor is it news... it certaintly isn't aint... oh its crap, like everything on this website these days.
He's not wearing a tux! Getting on a unlicensed cab! by ricarleite	Feb 11th, 2008 05:33:22 AM
James BondINO! James BondINO!
Nice Misfits Bandana by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 07:17:02 AM
You've got to reckon with Glen Danzig, Mr. Bond.
will 007 recognize the cabby's med school crudentials? by Spandau Belly	Feb 11th, 2008 07:20:01 AM
Those guys have it so rough.
OUR MAN FLINT by bythehairofsanjaya	Feb 11th, 2008 07:29:37 AM
Our own American super secret agent? How could you forget James Colbern (sp?) in "Our Man Flint"? Man I'm getting old.
Bond HAS A SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED MARTINI GETS A DUI by Mr Spork	Feb 11th, 2008 07:37:38 AM
That's why he's taking a cab.
Message to Brokeback by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 08:18:46 AM
we don't care. BAFTA'S are a joke.
Connery > Craig > Brosnan > Moore > Lazenby > Dalton by SpyGuy	Feb 11th, 2008 08:38:18 AM
This is, of course, pending the awesomeness of QUANTUM OF SOLACE which, if it's as good as CASINO ROYALE, could kick Craig up to Best Bond Ever status. As for Brosnan, he started off great, but ultimately turned into a modernized Roger Moore, complete with tugging at his collar.
hahaha..Brokeback.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 09:09:13 AM
i knew that would catch on
Who the fuck cares? by Sour_Toejam	Feb 11th, 2008 09:30:17 AM
OMG....the guy gets in a cab and it's somehow NEWS??? If he sneezes or takes a shit, can we get a photo of his shoes under the door on the lame website? Are you so desperate to compete with TMZ that you are posting pathetic "got in a cab" photos? &^%$ you!
Braffed by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 10:01:37 AM
that was his original pre ban screen-name. Sort of like yours was Glovedone. Just to make you aware that nothing you post between bannings will ever catch on. And Spyguy- I like Dalton (sad purist that I am) and would put the order: Connery (can't argue with it)> Craig (So far)> Dalton (good bond in shit films)> Lazenby> Brosnan (Less said about his outings other than Goldeneye the better)> Moore.
BV by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 10:05:02 AM
and Clive Owen DOESN'T have a face like a thug? Come on now.
You know, I'm not gay by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 10:06:55 AM
but I pointed out the Misfits bandana before Dwarves did. So HA!
Lost Jarv.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:17:13 AM
whatever. I'm the cleverest and you know it. OWNED. oh and everyones know that Dalton sucked!
Can't believe I responded to you by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 10:21:12 AM
Will you just stay fucking banned you annoying little troll.
Yeah, bring back Our Man Flint. by kabong	Feb 11th, 2008 10:30:07 AM
And is that Matt Helm movie still in development? We need some tough spies. "Whatever I am, I am for you." Ugh.
I can believe it... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:32:10 AM
you and your quirky, passive aggressive comments are so predictable. You can't help yourself you silly twit...
Connery > Brosnan > Moore > Dalton > Craig > Lazenby by ricarleite	Feb 11th, 2008 10:33:12 AM

FUCK OFF! by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 10:35:12 AM
You obviously don't know what passive aggressive means. You are a wretched, useless, irritating little shitbag with the charm of a car crash. NOTE TO SELF: DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL
again Lost Jarv... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:41:18 AM
thanks for proving my point, sunshine!
I still say... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:42:39 AM
Quantum of Solace sounds like an Enigma album
do us a favor drippy little whore... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 10:44:27 AM
and stick both hands in a blender. Have your mommy turn it on for you.
a blender...? by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:46:45 AM
Sounds painful.
and I still say, by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 10:48:06 AM
that you are a complete shitbag , and the last time you saw your father was when you were flying out the end of his cock.
Wow... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:53:13 AM
Look Lost Jarv, I'm sorry that your mom didn't hug you enough. I'm sorry that the priest touched you when you were 6. Let it go, brother. You obviously are seeking attention and have some pent up hostility.
you know what I love by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 10:56:36 AM
is the fact that this little bitch will post 1 comment on a topic to seem like he's just a regular guy then go back to his usual bullshit. Didn't you see glovedone, there are 2 obit pages on here today! Are you going to go in and make fun of their deaths as well?
lunch time by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 10:58:12 AM
I'll talk to you all tomorrow
Hey Sloppy, by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 10:59:15 AM
There's 2!!!!??? Nice, I only saw one. I liked the JAWS guy. I left a nice little comment for ya. I'll have to see the other one. Thanks, Pickles!
Is it hurting you not typing "OWNED"? by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 10:59:41 AM
Was that pathetic shit the best you can do? Now that we've got past that utter shite do you want to call me a basement dwelling obese virgin or any of the other hackneyed tripe you usually produce? seeing as you can't produce anything original, and you committed massive self-OWNAGE with your stupid passive aggressive comment last time you tried. You just stick to recycled shit a retarded 13 year old would be ashamed of. It is mildly amusing that you are saying someone else is attention seeking, though.
Bye, Sloppy... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 11:00:13 AM
I will miss your cute little remarks! Have a great day, pumpkin!
Hmmmm.... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 11:02:03 AM
refer to your past note to yourself. I love getting a rise out of you Lost Jarv. yummy.
"I love getting a rise out of you" by Lost Jarv	Feb 11th, 2008 11:03:26 AM
yup, at least you are honest about the fact you are a troll. I'm outta here- have fun people. Eat a dick Glovedone.
See ya Jarv! by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 11:09:08 AM
Thanks for lunch!ass
Damn by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 11:22:50 AM
I missed kloipy and Jarv this morning. With GlovedOne.
You didn't miss much... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 11:27:56 AM
Jarv got OWNED, Sloppy said one thing and ran, and Pillow...well Pillow is just an idiot.
He really blends in well in Latin America by ImFixingtoDie	Feb 11th, 2008 11:35:27 AM
Good thing he's not supposed to be a Secret Agent.
Also by ImFixingtoDie	Feb 11th, 2008 11:37:07 AM
The degree to which he looks like Steve McQueen is almost absurd.
ImFixingToDie, that was funny... by anchorite	Feb 11th, 2008 11:41:26 AM
I don't know why it struck me so, but it did. I'm still chuckling. Kudos, sir. And you aren't off the mark with your assessment. Too bad he can't act as well as McQueen.
the sad and the pathetic by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:00:53 PM
some trolls come in here and at least say something that can be seen as a valid opinion. Then you get someone like glovedone/braff who has nothing of merit to say about anything or anyone. Just reverts to making stupid jokes about someone's username, telling them they got "owned", makes fun of the dead, sucks Braff's cock, ect. It's people like glovedone who seriously taint this site. If you have nothing to say other than the same sentence over and over again, just do us all a favor and find another site to troll. No one likes you here, you keep getting banned, you are a waste of space, so that if nothing else should tell you something. We've tried ignoring you but you just keep coming around looking for us to annoy when we are in the middle of our own conversation and then we see your stupid comments. Do us all a favor and stop following us around. I can just see your comment now "Oh Sloppy, you guys sure love the taint. Owned!" you are a worthless piece of shit
I agree with Sloppy by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:10:36 PM
We are here to discuss the seriousness of movies and other pop-culture stuff that will have a profound effect on the world as we know it. If you can't contribute to the importance of a new poster, who got cast in what role,or the new Mortal Korbat movie, you have no buisness here. People like glovedone just ruin it for everyone.
ImFixingToDie... by vaudeville villain	Feb 11th, 2008 12:11:04 PM
too bad Armani discontinued its fanny pack line, huh? he'd blend right in then!
why are you here anyway, glovedone/braff by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:16:42 PM
what purpose do you have coming in here. You obviously don't give a shit about movies or really anything other than zackkk braff and trying to make yourself feel cool. So why do you come in here at all?
I come here to discuss.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:20:36 PM
movies. What about Zack Braff as the new 007!?
Why do you come here Sloppy.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:24:26 PM
From what I see, all you do is act like a kid trying to get the teacher's attention (Harry)by raising his hand real high and saying "ohhhh, ohhhhh, pick me...ohhhh, i know it...ohhhh" The best was when MiraJeff spanked you in front of the class. At least one of the mods sees you for the impish suck ass you are.
is that why you got banned 3 times in a week? by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:24:35 PM
because you came in to discuss movies. Drop the fucking bullshit.
Hey, kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:26:13 PM
Why does glovedone keep calling you Sloppy? Why doesn't he go siphon a gallon of jizz from a man or something?
MiraJeff did not "spank me" by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:27:21 PM
and I talked to him afterwards anyhow and we are cool now. I was sticking up for my friends, something you would never do because you think it's cool to make fun of dead people. I could give 2 shits if Harry ever talks to me. He can answer whoever the fuck he feels like. I barely ever talk to the mods except for Mori or Vern when he's on, other than that I have friends on here that I talk to. You cannot say the same because all you do is try to get in the middle of people and act like an idiot
Hey Abom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:28:06 PM
because "Sloppy" is his idea of a witty retort
I got banned because by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:28:29 PM
i had opinion the was different from you and your little crew. Boo-hoo.
No, you got banned because you made fun of the dead by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:29:23 PM
in 2 seperate obit pages, and people don't like that shit
whatever.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:29:44 PM
That MiraJeff shit was funny as hell.
See, you miss a weekend by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:30:22 PM
you miss a lot (I don't log in at home, typically--this is what work is for!). So mirajeff is now okay? Should I apologize again for what I said about his mother? :) I'll tell her myself if you like. She's over at Warwick's house. He just called.
Abom, he's into horse jizz by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:30:37 PM
The horse fucking thread sets his heart a flutter...
I talked to him Abom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:31:31 PM
he actually said "Long Live Lost Jarv" so I think we are cool now
so did he apologize to Jarv, Kloipy? by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:33:09 PM

I dunno by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:33:30 PM
I think it takes more than a difference of opinion to get banned (even if your opinion is clearly in the minority). I've had maybe four names at AiCN in the last ten years or so. Two I changed because I plain old forgot my password. The other time, I got banned because I made what I realized later was an uncalled-for comment about Harry's appearance in a photo. It was right to ban me, I realized later. You don't go visit a guy's house to piss on him. Anyway, my point is AiCN is pretty good about letting people voice their differences, and usually it's this dialog that generates the mostest bestest TBs.
Pillow by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:34:58 PM
I don't think he made a formal apology to Jarv but that's what he said to me in an email, so I think we can take that as one. However, glovedone is still a drippy little whore
Hey pillow by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:35:10 PM
Denise Richards was over yesterday picking up some trash and scraping ice off my car. I'll send her over tonight. If you see a handprint on her asscheek, I'm sorry but she had it coming for not listening.
it is fucking cold here today by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:36:41 PM
9 degrees is the high today
Drippy little whores by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:37:53 PM
can be useful though. It's always nice to have someone to slap around and donkeypunch.
good Abom... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:37:57 PM
Dr. Jones needs to gather my garbage cans up for me since they blew halfway across town from the 300 mile an hour wind. Plus she's got to disarm my nuke...with her lips.
Wow... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:38:23 PM
so we can talk about beating women on here. that's classy as hell. You guys are allllriiight!
it's fucking cold in my office by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:38:52 PM
Old buildings suck ass.
there is a horror movie that just came out by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:39:22 PM
and it's called "Donkey Punch" and it revolves around the title. Never thought I'd see that movie
What city you in, anyway? by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:39:33 PM
I'm Cleveland. Last time I checked, it was 10 degrees, with the "feels like" temp at -5. Not fun. Kids have off school 'n shit. Which is fine, but when I was a kid, you had to be under alien attack before they cancelled class. Now, if it gets in the teens or below, they cancel everything. Way to raise a bunch of sissies.
Pillow... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:39:56 PM
if it's cold you should get out of your moms basement, chump!
We don't advocate violence on women by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:41:54 PM
we advocate violence on dirty little whores. There IS a difference. Dirty whores get donkey punched. Women are for cooking. Pillow--it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Ho ho ho, she'll pooch those purty lips!
I'm close to Harrisburg PA by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:42:06 PM
and I agree, they close schools at even the hint of rain around here anymore. Back when I was in school it had to be at least 6 inches before we would even get a delay
that's fucked up Abom by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:43:30 PM
That's not even real 'frigid' temps. I don't remember ever having school canceled on account of temperature.
Hey Sloppy.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:43:59 PM
maybe you and Snowcone can meet halfway and spoon to keep warm...
like you Glovedone...you get donkey punched by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:44:38 PM
all the time. How does it feel bitch?
2for2true never missed school by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:45:42 PM
because nothing could stop him anyway. Once his momentum starts in any given direction, only his will decides when he stops. No alien attacks or wars or dinosaurs or even a crying baby abandoned in the street can stop him from reaching his chosen destination. And if a traffic cop intervenes, hooboy look out, because somebody's gonna be eating some No. 2 lead with their traffic whistle.
2for2true never had to go to school... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:46:34 PM
When you are all-knowing, all-powerful, there really isn't a point.
2true had to walk uphill both ways by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:47:05 PM
in 18 feet of snow, with bloody stumps because his family couldn't afford feet
Wow...clever. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:47:07 PM

Braffed by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:47:19 PM
I don't need to. Your mom is keeping me warm. We're spooning, and forking and knifing, too! It's great! And when I'm done I'm sending her to pillowtalks house for her daily 'lesson.'
she better not be late again... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:50:05 PM
hope you went a bit easier on her today Abom. We have a very 'strenuous' lesson to go through today. Now where did I put those whips?
So that's where she is... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:50:05 PM
Good ole Mom!
pillow, you're right by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:50:24 PM
What I meant to say was, IF he wanted to attend classes. Which he never did. Because he was born omnipotent midichlorians.
he would have had run of the school... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:52:02 PM
everyone living in fear of being stabbed in the mouth. And to fulfill his life long dream, he would star in all the school plays. He has quite the catchy voice.
So, what are the rules again.... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:52:07 PM
I can't make fun of a mediocre actors suspisious death, but I can make idle threats and talk about someone's mom? I think I got it now...
for 2true all numbers are imaginary by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:52:33 PM

I heard he once conducted by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:53:51 PM
the school orchestra with a No. 2 pencil. He stood behind a podium, where he'd stashed a package of those AFC / NFC pro football logo pencils. By the "Spring" movement of Vivaldi's Four Seasons, violin first chair had an L.A. Rams pencil jutting through her teeth.
2true is Shapoopie by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:55:01 PM

He also had an old logo Patriots pencil by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 12:56:24 PM
You know, the one with the guy over the ball. He was old school.
I was about to say by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 12:56:35 PM
at least glovedone has a sense of humor, with the 'good ole mom' reply. But guess not. Nobody's making threats here, we're just talking shit. This is a moviegeek forum, that's what it's for. And praising Warwick and 2true, and today, Roy Scheider.
2true won state in Track and Field by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 12:59:03 PM
and he sat out every race
I liked ole Roy! by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 12:59:57 PM

a lot of people liked Heath Ledger too by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:02:04 PM
doesn't give you the right to shit all over him in a obit
2true once masturbated by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:02:28 PM
on a lifeless, barren planet. Now that planet is a lush green jungle that feeds billions and is home to exotic birds and plants and fauna hitherto unseen.
I said I was sorry. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:02:46 PM

"plants and fauna hitherto unseen." by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:04:15 PM
hilarious man
I'm not even sure what that means by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:06:09 PM
All I know is, 2true's midichorians are good for fertile soil, but on the wrong things they are like bleach. On another planet they ran some tests, and decided to bottle and market his load as a sports quencher drink.
2true is the only man alive by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:06:12 PM
who has survived a Tony Jaa FLK, and a bear attack at the same time. He ripped off the flaming legs and beat the bear to death with them
2true? by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:07:57 PM

2true once made a documentary by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:09:22 PM
nature video about his time in a bear wilderness preserve. Found footage gives insight to the tragic end of that quest: nine bears were mauled and dismembered, and partially consumed, when 2true ran out of trail mix.
you guys by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:10:32 PM
are retarded.
2true went back in time once by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:11:07 PM
We now know of that incident as the reign of Vlad the Impaler
He looks about as constipated as Brosnan by Pizza The Hut	Feb 11th, 2008 01:11:47 PM
Metamusil might help
2true once drank a cup full of tadpoles on a plane once by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:12:28 PM
it was the inspiration for the ending of Magnolia
I didn't catch Magnolia by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:15:12 PM
But in another Tom Cruise movie, Eyes Wide Shut, 2true was the stand-in-double for all males having sex. And speaking of Jason Robards, the nuclear explosions from "The Day After" were all based on 2true's bowel movement.
At Least It's Not A Ford Focus by skoobyx	Feb 11th, 2008 01:17:36 PM
...with unecessary product placement closeups on the logo Casino Royale...I'm talking about you...
did you guys watch the Grammy's at all? by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:20:44 PM
particularly Kayne West's acceptance speech?
Nope by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 01:25:05 PM
I was spreading 2for2true's word last night as one of his devoted disciples. Plus I was sharpening pencils..for 2for2true's army.
2for2true's Witnesses by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:26:54 PM
when they knock on your door and you answer, they just stab you in the mouth. They are converted instantly
your prior identity is "erased" by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 01:28:15 PM
and your new path is "lead" before you.
Jesus... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:30:59 PM
you guys are the gayest...Who's the catcher.... Sloppy?
you are now a "Pencil-Head" by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:31:06 PM
and you hand out stabbings at the airport
I've got two fingers and some junk by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:40:21 PM
in my pants that smell like GlovedOnes' mom that say I'm not gay.
LOL Abom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:43:17 PM
that was great
weeeeeeee.. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:44:18 PM
priceless, Snowcone. Priceless.
seeing that I'm married and I'm in love with my wife by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:45:15 PM
I'm not gay. But marriage is a confusing concept for glovedone, seeing as he will never even touch a boob in his life other than his mom's.
I swear, Abum and Sloppy by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:45:46 PM
are the gayest! gross.
weeeeeeeeeee = the size of glovedone's pecker by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:45:48 PM

LOL Abom... by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 01:46:07 PM
I'm sending Mrs. Glove over right now to give you a good cleaning. Excuse her maid outfit being a little 'worn'....we had a rough lesson.
Pillow, you should thank her by giving her by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:48:22 PM
a pearl necklace. I'm sure she will love that
Your married? by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:48:51 PM
congrats! i think it's great that you found some blind, deaf retard to settle down with. Question: When shes going down on you, do you make her take off the helmet, or do you promise not to thump her soft spot before you fire it off? Also, does her extra drool provide more lubrication?
she likes a little mayo on her roast beef Abom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:49:05 PM

we aren't talking about your fantasy girl glovedone by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:50:17 PM
my wife is nothing like that
Sorry, Sloppy... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:51:26 PM
I got confused by retard and Down Syndrome. My mistake.
HAHAHA by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:52:40 PM

it's okay glovedone/braff by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:53:37 PM
I take solace in the fact that I'm married and have love, and sex, and friends, and a job, and a life, and you will never know any of those things.
not surprising since you get confused quite easily by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 01:54:21 PM
So Glovedone, do you sit in the front or the back of the shortbus? Does it matter to you? Does your mom still cry when she watches you go?
how many times to you get beat up in school this week? by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 01:55:35 PM
Do you brown bag it and then get it stolen from you every day, or is it every other day now?
Ok... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:55:45 PM
Love and sex with a retard doesn't count. Friends on AICN don't count. Working the receiving end of a gloryhole is not a job and your life is just sad, my friend.
Sorry, I got distracted by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 01:56:46 PM
Mrs. Glove just took my load in her mouth and tried to spit it out. I had to school her.
Pretty much everyday. by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:56:53 PM
and the short bus is a great place to pick up loose chicks. Right Sloppy?
Abom... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 01:58:10 PM
you getting repetitive, Sparky. Wanna try a new angle?
you would know glovedone/braff/dave by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:58:32 PM
I'm sure you troll the speds too
yeah Abom will the the backdoor angle on your mom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 01:59:12 PM

New Angle? by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:01:29 PM
I dunno. I'll ask if she's game. And only she can call me Sparky, and that's if I take the muzzle off and give the safe word.
huh... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 02:01:47 PM

abom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 02:03:34 PM
make sure she brings along glovedone's action figures so you can stick them up her ass. "Mommy, why does Optimus smell like poopie?" "Well little bitch, Abom likes shoving toys up mommy's asshole, while I spit on your baby pictures"
HAHA... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 02:04:27 PM
good one Sloppy.
you're assuming that's his real mommy by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 02:18:22 PM
You just know his real mommy dumped him in the garbage. Surely a baby can't be that horrific looking..can it?
that should be his new user name when he gets banned by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 02:21:52 PM
again, Dumpster_Baby_Love_Braff69
It's positively heinous but exciting by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:25:54 PM
to use a Jabba figure as a dildo.
"fuck me Cobra Commander!" by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 02:30:31 PM
that's what she will scream into the night air
she prefers Destro and that chrome dome by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 02:33:47 PM
"Doing the Destro".
She likes when by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:35:37 PM
you pull them out and make her smell it. Pillow, when she comes over, be sure to grab her hair and say LOOK WHAT YOU DID and hold the figure under her nose. She gets all wet about it.
Harry... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 02:37:08 PM
please ban these assholes. I'm trying to be nice and talk about movies.
you hypocritical asshole by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 02:39:26 PM

2 Ninja Turtles 1 Mom by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 02:41:20 PM
SNIFF IT!!!!
Heh heh by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:41:33 PM
But Harry, glovedone accused us of being gay (as if that were a bad thing were it true) and asked us if we enjoy 'the short bus.' I'll forgive him this time, he couldn't have known that my recently deceased little downs syndrome brother was a homosexual.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO SCRAP-IRON by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:43:00 PM
You dirty dog! (tug on the leash) Take a whiff of Flint, you dirty thing, you! (tug on the leash)
Mommy, why does Megatron smell? by just pillow talk	Feb 11th, 2008 02:49:54 PM
Well little glovey, because I shove it up my ass to get sexually aroused.
"he-man is missing his head mommy!" by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 02:53:55 PM
"don't worry child, i'll push it out in a couple days. SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF FFF"
She likes GI Joe kung-fu grip by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:55:31 PM
or Steve Austin bionic man, because when you shove them halfway in, you can still hit the button, and somewhere inside, their arms flex and hit her in just the right spot. But jesus they smell like creamed fish in a pile of shit.
I'm out of here at 4pm by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 11th, 2008 02:56:55 PM
time to ditch the office. See yuz tomorrow. Or tonight, if you're glovedone's mom. I've got the fist of a Shogun Warrior waiting for her, with missiles ready to fire so deep within.
see ya abom and pillow, I'm heading out as well by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 03:05:01 PM
Glovedone's mom gives a whole new meaning to "sex toys"
YOU GUYS DO REALIZE WHEN BRAFFED GETS BANNED AGAIN by BringingSexyBack	Feb 11th, 2008 03:07:33 PM
this TB will be even funnier ...
2TRUE CHISELED THE 10 COMMANDMENTS; MOSES TOOK CREDIT by BringingSexyBack	Feb 11th, 2008 03:08:59 PM
Who's 2for2true btw?
BSB-that is very true, and the story of 2for2true by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 03:13:42 PM
2true came into one of the Cloverfield TB's. One poster had said something about calling out someone in the movie theater for saying that they couldn't wait to see Poughkeepsi Tapes, then 2for2true posted his infamous lines. He said something to the effect that "if some shitheel said that in my theater I would stab them in the mouth with a pencil" thus the myth, nay, the legend was born
2FOR2TRUE CARRIES A PENCIL AROUND? by BringingSexyBack	Feb 11th, 2008 03:20:36 PM
Who the fuck uses pencils anymore? Do they even make those? Anyway, 2for2True is indeed a God among legends.
Have you become a "Pencil Head" like us? by Kloipy	Feb 11th, 2008 03:23:13 PM
see ya later man
LATER KLOIPY by BringingSexyBack	Feb 11th, 2008 03:24:25 PM
I hope I don't incur 2for2's pencil-wielding wrath...
Funny... by Braffed	Feb 11th, 2008 03:32:00 PM
how all the queers head out at the same time. oh wait, Brokeback is still here.
Connery>Moore>Brosnan>Lazenby>Da lton>Craig by Prossor	Feb 11th, 2008 05:01:41 PM

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to pay your fare!" by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 11th, 2008 06:07:59 PM

Bond is on the search for the missing apples! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 11th, 2008 06:09:39 PM

Nice to see Britney Spears' former bodyguards guarding Bond. by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 11th, 2008 06:11:12 PM

Bond's a little overdressed for fruit shopping... by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 11th, 2008 06:13:27 PM

"OH MY GOD!! IT'S JAMES BOND! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 11th, 2008 06:16:24 PM

Daniel Craig is Hot as Bond by JungleJulia	Feb 11th, 2008 06:34:00 PM
Smoking hot...
Oh My God! That's James Bond's Penis!!! by anchorite	Feb 11th, 2008 06:39:00 PM
Sorry, that's just Daniel Craig's face. My bad. (Why, oh why do people say "My bad"?)
My God! There's a well-dressed chimp on the loose! by anchorite	Feb 11th, 2008 06:40:47 PM
Oh, wait...
That's not James Bond. That's George W. Bush! by anchorite	Feb 11th, 2008 06:41:25 PM
Oh, wait. Sorry. Nope, wrong again. It's still a chimp.
P-E-N-I-S. Kind of like a PENCIL... by anchorite	Feb 11th, 2008 06:44:21 PM
Rhymes with Dennis the Menace. On board the USS John Stennis. Inexplicably docked in Venice. Excuse me, I have to BRAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF!
"excuse me, sir... does your cab come equipped... by vaudeville villain	Feb 11th, 2008 08:30:11 PM
... with a portable defibrillator? bad experience in montenegro a few weeks back."
Penis doesn't rhyme with Dennis the Menace. by leobloom	Feb 11th, 2008 09:43:14 PM
Kindergarten in yo face.
Do you know where the PEN IS? by gotilk	Feb 11th, 2008 10:39:49 PM
hahah!
Damon > Connery > Craig > Brosnan > Moore > Lazenby > Dalton by Ashok0	Feb 11th, 2008 11:36:54 PM
See topic.
These melons remind me of Moneypenny by skywalkerfamily	Feb 12th, 2008 02:47:48 AM
Say, what happened to Moneypenny
wow, glovedone by Lost Jarv	Feb 12th, 2008 03:26:54 AM
that was some TB beating you just took. I thin kthe funniest moment was when you folded and mewled "Harry, save me from the nasty TB'ers. WAAAAAH" Maybe you should just hang up the keyboard?
guys you do know there's no point by Lost Jarv	Feb 12th, 2008 04:44:46 AM
ripping on Glovedone for being a virgin. He's obviously never seen a vagina. And that time you were traumatised when you peeked between laced fingers at some porn does not count. He's an only child too, thank god. At least his gene pool pollution sops with him.
The Pen-is Mightier by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 12th, 2008 04:58:44 AM
for 600.
Lost Jarv... by Braffed	Feb 12th, 2008 07:14:10 AM
I'm a virgin? I see that you posted at 3am. Who posts at 3am? uhhhh....virgins.
He lives in the UK you asshole virgin by Kloipy	Feb 12th, 2008 07:20:52 AM

Good morning by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 12th, 2008 07:20:56 AM
Anch, Jarv, and yes--Gloved. In case you miss it, I posted some of my Roy Scheider worship cards in the Roy TB. Straight out of 1978. Here's a preview. Print them out and put them on car windshields in parking lots. "What's that man doing up there?" http://tinyurl.com/yos45t
Yay, kloipy is here too by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 12th, 2008 07:21:28 AM
Pillow? Anyone? Pillowtalk?
Hey Abom by Kloipy	Feb 12th, 2008 07:25:32 AM
I saw pillow but he'll probably be in later
morning guys! by Braffed	Feb 12th, 2008 07:27:31 AM
How's eveyone doing today?
abom by Kloipy	Feb 12th, 2008 07:34:24 AM
how's the weather out your way today? We're getting a big ass ice storm here in PA
Afternoon Kloipy and Abom by Lost Jarv	Feb 12th, 2008 07:40:18 AM
Slow news day isn't it?
We're expecting 3-10 inches by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 12th, 2008 07:41:35 AM
of snow (not meat train) over the course of the day. I fully expect to get the snowblower out tonight and make like planet Hoth in the driveway. Because when I'm out there in that shit, the only thing that gets me through is pretending to be Han Solo in Hoth attire, shooting probe droids 'n shit. Did you know Warwick once played a snowblower?

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