Alone of Cumquats
Uncool Fame Squat
A Mofo Equals Cunt
Quote of Anal Cum
Squat A Colon Fume

Any of which are a much better title...

No, the porn is some stupid erotic thriller called "desire". Terrible shite.

But I've just discovered he's in a film called Waxwork 2- which sounds like a must see.

And I've met Amy Winehouse. She's a twat.

I've got her in my dead pool for this year, but I've also got Britney, Robert Downey Junior, and Pete Doherty. if all of them make it to 2009 I'll be fucking amazed.

He's shattered many a urinal around the world.

For whatever reason, I'm partial to 'Butterball' Abom. Not that I'm calling you butterball, though isn't that what Rebecca Romijn calls you? Tell her she still needs to wash my car and polish my steering column.

Apart from that silly politics thread that is still going.

One has to wonder when and where 2for2true will post again. I wonder if he realizes he's developed a cult following?

But Eon keep rejecting his suggestion of "The Devil's kneecap". Which he named after his favourite posession.

Satan is not impressed and wants his kneecap back. 2true doesn't care.

He said it was lighter and had less calories.

He's done it to me. It's fucking scary.

Ugly betty blows.

he's got a list. But I don't know how I'd get hold of an Australian virgin. They don't exist.

He also has copyright on the word "the". He says we all owe him a lot of money and we'd better pay up because his pencil's just been sharpened.

Or God. He's not sure yet, but promises to let us know.

I said, "Only if 2true lets him, sweetheart."

But they covered it up, because 2true knew that the American public couldn't handle the truth.

It's very frightening.

The only dead pool I ever won was as a kid, Kurt Cobain. 27 is the magic number for rock star deaths (Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Jopin,etc) so I picked 6 months after Cobain's 27th birthday. Took my winnings and bought a GnR CD.

I'd like to see Q back but it would take some good writing and a lot of imagination.

There's no reason not to bring Moneypenny back though.

And I already have a 1st draft screenplay in my office called "Settlers Of Catan Fiesta" that would have made a nice mini-trilogy within the Bond legacy.

Just make it better than Crapsino With Cheese.

Sorry dude - all gadgets reduce their prices after a year. How about for your next update, you report that the iPhone is dead now that they're selling at $100 less than the introductory price.

I can do a limerick:

There once was a thug called 2true,

Who'll stab you for something to do,

He will never squeel,

Just yell out "SHITHEEL"

You shitheels had best get a clue.

Anyway, her is a pic that matches the poster. http://tinyurl.com/2f8e22

"go fish."

Your slack jaw agape
Blood tainting chysanthemums
Dying on a breeze

But to answer your question, I'll bet Bond nibbles her taint. You know, like playful little bites as she writhes and her eyes roll back in her head, and she digs her fingernails into his back and rakes him.

Wherever Warwick is right now, hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table, I hope he knows I love that little ewok.

Bond should be packing heat! I always pictured Connery as swinging a baguette under there. Just can't look at Craig in his little swimsuit without shaking my head.

Badwonka, perhaps it was cold. I give the guy credit for doing that, though. I'm Irish. I wouldn't show my non-aroused Mr. Hey NanniNanoo in a movie.

If Warwick Davis ever honored me by visiting my office, I might not know it--not if he's dressed as a tape dispenser or stapler. Do you think Carrie Fisher did some heavy petting on him back in '83?

Interstellar Conflicts III: Retribution Of The Solitary Paladin.

Cessation, Erstwhile My Matriarch Will Discharge!

Alternate title: Fuckill

See, like it's a play on the "k" in both words, sort of like enjambement, which is a fancy word that Bond will learn about in "More Quantum of More Solace," which will be sequeled by "Even More Quantum of Even More Solace," which will show Jimbo Bond back at the card table for over an hour, pursing his collagened lips and saying, "Got any jacks?"

It kinda hit me a bit odd when I first heard it, but now that I've had a bit to mull the meaning of it, knowing that it picks up almost right where it leaves off, I'm all aboard. Thankfully they didn't go with just 007 for the title.

That preview got the heart pumping, even though it's not Campbell again. I agree with others on here that jerky-cam moves aren't for everyone. I like to see the best angles clearly. Quick pan and zoom moves are frustrating. I enjoy being able to watch a movie many times and see different things in the action scenes.

You guys are awesome

You can, dear boy, go and fuck yourself repeatedly and without lube.

Don't make me fetch 2true to "pencilise" you.

but 2true is more machine than man nowadays

It's said that his arrival will coincide with the sun being put out, the seas will boil with blood, and frogs will simply cease to exist.

Was it my old Lost Prophet ID?

It must have been a really slow day.

He's actually going to force santa into existence through sheer will power.

Also, only his hands have a reflection.

You have to wonder about what sort of fucking idiots are in authoritah in the studios.

I requested he turned in his geek card.

Zombie cannot direct his piss into a toilet bowl

Fucking torture porn arsehole. Would you really want a TP Conan, Travis, would you?

Basically, TP is when an obscene, gratuitous level of damage is inflicted for the Audience's pleasure.

I quite liked the Devil's rejects. I fucking hated 1000 corpses though.

He doesn't understand the source material, is stylistically wrong, and has no proper track record. Just an awful choice.

Not even 2true

Remaking I spit on your grave, however, is a FUCKING brilliant idea. The original is hardly a classic, and it's the perfect aesthetic for him.

Although I loathed his grindhouse trailer (not quite as much as I hated Death Proof), it did give us the immortal "And Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu"

If he isn't dead.

I know that is a bit of a weird choice, but his movies so far have looked a lot bigger than their budget, and I bet he could do epic. But I nominate him for everything.

I like Planet Terror as well, and Cannot wait for Doomsday. We'd better get it before America, so I can watch it opening night and post a glowing chlorophyll laden review of it here.

Everywhere just says March, and there's been bugger all promotion of it.

The US Ending was a fucking travesty, it really dilutes the intensity of that last scene.

I cannot find details of the UK release date anywhere. I want to go and see this one in the Cinema as he is one of our finest talents, and therefore should be supported.

Don't make me buy a pirate copy Universal- Just bring it out in London on March 1st.

EFNY was panned when it came out, and even blade runner didn't get raves.

I don't care, reviews could say that it is fucking dire and I still want to go to see it.

I saw it last night for the first time and I fucking hated it.

I'm sorry, but the fucking flash couldn't make it in 4 minutes. Then they don't even go to Regent's Park. They go somewhere else (I think it was parliament hill), and from there they have to make it to Wembley in 20 mins. Again, impossible.

My problem with this is that they picked pretty iconic bits of London, and the fact that they could not be arsed with any sort of realism, in a faux-documentary film, fucked me off no end. It was like they picked names that Americans would recognise.

Lazy, shitty film-making. It reminds me of when that hack Eli Roth couldn't be bothered to change the street signs from Czech to Slovakian in hostel.

2) His Kids, crap actors, pointless characters. Just shit- really they only existed to get the infection into the quarantine zone.

3)Americans. Nope, gung-ho flyboys were not needed.

4)Stupidity. It was a fucking moronic film. Typhoid Mary gets in. Carlyle gives her a snog when no-one is around. They wholesale lift the Eye-popping from the original, and zomkbie carlyle is still together enough to use his code to get out. Plus, the fucking Army's plan B was "Nuke The place" and they resorted to it cheerfully and far too quickly.

I hated it, and can go on for ages about how bad it was.

And the helicopter bit was quite fun.

It's a mystery why it is so praised.

It's like an asshole black hole- It just pulls everyone that wants to talk about politics in. Leaving the others for us to crack jokes in, or talk about anything we want.

I have no problem disagreeing with someone, but he is a nasty piece of work- and I hate the ALL CAPS unfunny headings.

The funny thing is that if we did go in then it would be the end of their little politics forum- we'd monopolise it with bears/ milfs/ remakes/warwick/ THE BATES etc.

Especially now he owns a calligraphy pen.

Throw the cunt to the wolves.

You can ignore them all you want, but they just won't shut the fuck up. But once you've paid attention to them, they only get worse.

Hence braff following people from one TB to another last week like a pathetic attention-starved puppy.

http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/35448#comment_187 8641

Don't forget to remove the spaces.

remove the spaces

Check at Feb 1st, 2008, 12:48:17 PM

It loses somethign without being able to see Braff's comments anymore, though.

That made no sense...
annnnnd I apologize.