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QUANTUM OF SOLACE poster? aka The New James Bond Teaser one sheet?

cant be first? by SUPERJIM	Feb 7th, 2008 03:37:37 AM
can I? Must be an error in the forum
second! by Doctor Zoidberg	Feb 7th, 2008 03:38:41 AM

HOLY SHIT by SUPERJIM	Feb 7th, 2008 03:38:55 AM
I was first. I fucking hate "FIRST" posters too. Who would have known I was a fickle shit? Certainly not me.
Maybe check this out too by tjhksig	Feb 7th, 2008 03:38:55 AM
http://movies.aol.com/movie-ph oto/bond-quantum-of-solace-pos ter And maybe there's some film fest that has a huge Bond presence as well....
Continued exactly where it left off by estacado1	Feb 7th, 2008 03:40:12 AM
That's a good thing.
I like the title Quantum of Solace....... by RighteousBrother	Feb 7th, 2008 03:40:22 AM
its going to be a bitch to fit into the new Bond theme though.
I think the title is cool. by Doctor Zoidberg	Feb 7th, 2008 03:40:27 AM
Craig rocks in this role. Hopefully they will still keep it down to earth like the last movie, and not get too Bourne-ish with the directing style
Casino Royale by SUPERJIM	Feb 7th, 2008 03:44:44 AM
Was good so I am looking forward to this. It could have done without dedicating what felt like an hour at the poker table though. I aint been a Bond fan since I was around 10 years old. Good work on the reboot, keep them coming.
No Helmet by paineywoo	Feb 7th, 2008 03:47:14 AM
That's very cool - but his helmets not very defined in the shadow :) (no not THAT one, had enough of that with the blue trunks last time...just a poor TPM 'joke' - sorry)
Cool poster. by TattooedBillionaire	Feb 7th, 2008 03:52:11 AM
The name of the movie is okay. As long as the movie is good, they can call it whatever they want.
Very nice Mr Bond by I_Rainberg	Feb 7th, 2008 03:59:44 AM
They should just call it OO7
I could care less about the name by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Feb 7th, 2008 04:05:37 AM
As long as its as fine as Royale I don't give a shit.
On my wall. by acorvey25	Feb 7th, 2008 04:08:44 AM
Framed. ASAP.
Flames on Optimus Bond = Taint of the Crystal Skull by Ray Gamma	Feb 7th, 2008 04:08:57 AM
you heard it here first
No title in the poster? by photoboy	Feb 7th, 2008 04:10:43 AM
The poster just says "007", makes you wonder if the title change was last minute and this poster has the old name... I mostly worried about them saying this film will be "bigger" than the last film. I just hope that doesn't mean a return to parachute surfing on badly CGI'd waves or invisible cars. The more down to earth, gritty and real the better!
Loved that suit at the end of Casino Royale by EvilGeek1	Feb 7th, 2008 04:13:40 AM
If you can fire a large weapon like that in something that restricts your arm movements, then you're in my good books! Looking good Mr. B.
SCARFACE ANYONE? by DURANGO66	Feb 7th, 2008 04:16:48 AM
Tony Montana standing atop of his balcony overlooking his path of destruction... Anyone remember that moment? Right before he gets shot in the back by the Colombian assassin...
Not that I want the franchise to return to the tired formula... by acorvey25	Feb 7th, 2008 04:18:35 AM
But it would be nice if Moneypenny or Q (a new Q... not that John Cleese bullshit) made an appearance.
Moneypenny would rock... by poeticwarriorII	Feb 7th, 2008 04:22:28 AM
and needs a return ASAP!! This movie is going to skull fuck all of us.
DURANGO66, by raw_bean	Feb 7th, 2008 04:24:34 AM
doesn't really remind me of that so much. The gun is totally different for one, and the pose isn't the same. Also, I think you'll find if you look again that's it's not a Columbian assassin that shoots Montana in the back, but Martin Kemp, actor and lead singer of New Romantic band Spandau Ballet.
Also... by acorvey25	Feb 7th, 2008 04:27:21 AM
I hope the filmmakers continue to adhere to the concept that Bond is a killer trained to be a gentlemen and not the other way around. That is more important than any title.
Poster by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 04:41:55 AM
Anyone else notice that the silhouette is exactly how Bond appeared at the end of Casino Royale?
heh Raw Bean by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 04:46:20 AM
I'd like to shoot Martin Kemp. Or at least hit him with a big stick for being a terrible actor and appearing in some horrible soft porn rubbish
Re: Martin Kemp and ''horrible soft porn rubbish'' by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 04:52:22 AM
Do you mean those DFS ads? I've always found them to be tastefully erotic.
Awesome Poster by Kragmose	Feb 7th, 2008 04:54:40 AM

Quantum of Solace used in the theme song... by Aloy	Feb 7th, 2008 05:03:01 AM
Such a catchy phrase.I can just see Amy Winehouse belting that one out. Cool poster though.
Wonka's Quantum of Solace anagrams by BadMrWonka	Feb 7th, 2008 05:13:09 AM
from the last Bond talkback... Alone of Cumquats Uncool Fame Squat A Mofo Equals Cunt Quote of Anal Cum Squat A Colon Fume Any of which are a much better title...
is, not are by BadMrWonka	Feb 7th, 2008 05:14:04 AM
sorry, I are tired.
Not The Same Pose by MightyOs	Feb 7th, 2008 05:16:12 AM
At the end of Royale he had his other hand in his pocket. :)
QUANTUM OF SOLACE is better than... by Napolean Solo	Feb 7th, 2008 05:22:39 AM

OCTOPUSSY by Napolean Solo	Feb 7th, 2008 05:22:55 AM

Was that director wearing an ascot? by I Dunno	Feb 7th, 2008 05:31:20 AM
Get over yourself, art boy, you're directing a Bond flick.
FAKE by ricarleite	Feb 7th, 2008 05:33:52 AM

I can't believe Craig is still Bond by Spoiler_Man	Feb 7th, 2008 05:42:37 AM
He was so fucking awful in Casino ROyale. Everybody hated him and he's not the Bond people want to see. What a load of shit. I wont be watching this heap of turd.
I don't care if it's a book reference, the title by Lemming	Feb 7th, 2008 05:42:56 AM
is way too obtuse. If there was one thing good about 'old bond' it was the titles.
There's no such thing as a shitty title. by Knuckleduster	Feb 7th, 2008 05:50:47 AM
Okay, there is. But for some reason, no matter how lame a title is, once we get used to it (or we end up liking the movie), it somehow ends up being not shitty anymore. Except for Live Free or Die Hard. That will always be terrible. Even Die Hard 4.0 sounds better.
maybe coulda done with some crates in that pic by Mysterious Yobo	Feb 7th, 2008 05:50:51 AM
its sorely lacking a wooden containment unit. or 5.
Craig is the best Bond ever by vini77	Feb 7th, 2008 05:58:49 AM
Haters get fucked.
Quantum of Solace... by Knuckleduster	Feb 7th, 2008 06:00:06 AM
... will probably be okay, but not as good as Casino Royale. Then the next one will be pretty lame, and the one after that will be terrible. Mainly because the money-hungry producers are full of shit. Then, ten years from now, they'll probably get Martin Campbell to revamp the franchise again with another new Bond. Enjoy the ride, folks.
Quantum of Solace.. soon to be titled State of Alone by irc-Hollywood	Feb 7th, 2008 06:14:41 AM
watch this space...
photoboy by Gungan Slayer	Feb 7th, 2008 06:21:04 AM
most Bond teaser posters just have the 007 logo with a simple, iconic image. It has nothing to do with a name change. And that was all made up, a rumor. EON would never call one of their moves "007"--and for good reason too.
69dude by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 06:23:12 AM
I spit coffee on the monitor when I read that. No, the porn is some stupid erotic thriller called "desire". Terrible shite. But I've just discovered he's in a film called Waxwork 2- which sounds like a must see.
Why... by Fortunesfool	Feb 7th, 2008 06:25:38 AM
is he standing in the middle of nowhere shooting the sky? That's a lame teaser poster.
Quantum Of Solace Theme Tune Revealed!!!! by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 06:26:03 AM
I'm done playing cards with that blood-eyed weiner. Had my balls whacked, but M licked em cleaner. Those bitches I take em up to heaven. They scream out my name - Oooh Oooh Seven. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! Guns, Guns, and beaver beaver. (Repeat until fade out)
Lost Jarv by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 06:29:59 AM
Waxwork 2? I'd say that's perfect casting.
LOOKS LIKE THE WALTHER PPK GOT PIMPED OUT, YO ! by Pound Sand	Feb 7th, 2008 06:33:45 AM
Does Bond turn it sideways to fire?
Now THAT is a cool poster by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 7th, 2008 06:35:54 AM
Classy
hahahaha Flames on Optimus Bond by messi	Feb 7th, 2008 06:38:10 AM
That's hilarious. You know what I found out the other day, that it was Denny O'Neill that named out beloved Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime. Pretty badass.
Check out the new SUPERHERO MOVIE! Trailer by Mike_D	Feb 7th, 2008 06:51:59 AM
http://www.superhero-movie.net jeeze, suprised you guys havent posted it yet!
Amy Winehouse to do the song by I Dunno	Feb 7th, 2008 06:55:22 AM
I wouldn't even know who the fuck that is if it weren't for her tabloid shenanigans.
Should have been called 'Birds of the West Indies' by HarryBlackPotter	Feb 7th, 2008 06:55:24 AM
That was the FIRST ever James Bond book. A movie about a man hiding in bushes watching birds through a pair of binoculars may sound gay, but in the film, they would be x-ray binoculars capable of firing lasers and shit. Also, the birds wouldn't be the feathered variety. Fnarrrr. Bond would be 'Onanistic Majesties Secret Service'. Dribble.
Please folks, by board shitlez	Feb 7th, 2008 06:57:56 AM
Bond themes often don't use the title of the film as a lyric. Like Octopussy. Or Casino Royale. Or OHMSS. I think Quantum of Solace sounds cool. In the last film he had a Quantum of Solange.
I liked that behind the scenes bit... by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:01:42 AM
I sure hope this one matches up (or surpasses) Casino. Not crazy about the title, but if the movie kicks my ass, all is forgiven.
69DUDE by Knuckleduster	Feb 7th, 2008 07:03:29 AM
That theme tune is fuckin hilarious. I'm thinking we get Tracy Morgan to sing it. Werewolf bar mitzvah style.
did anybody see that trailer for that new Craig flick? by Spandau Belly	Feb 7th, 2008 07:10:03 AM
The WW2 one where he builds a resistence army in the forest? Looks terrible, plus you've got Criag doing a Boris Badinov style accent in total overacting mode.
I'm stoked! by SkinJob69	Feb 7th, 2008 07:18:47 AM
ANOTHER one to look forward to this year! '08 is going to rock in the blockbuster dept.
well this is cooler than by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:19:34 AM
the newest Indiana Jones stands by some dust pictures
Kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:21:28 AM
Yes, it's either Indiana Jones in a Dusty Place, or the Shadow of James Bond Falls Across the Pavement. 2true digs the gun, though, cuz it reminds him of the end of Casino Royale.
Indiana Jones and the fruit cup of DOOM by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:23:26 AM
2true digs it my friend
by I Dunno by Nice Marmot	Feb 7th, 2008 07:25:10 AM
Is Amy Winehouse really doing the song? If so, I called it! I hate it when people judge her by the tabloid shit and say she's just Britain's Britney. Unlike Britney, Winehouse is wasting some serious talent by fucking up all the time. Absolute perfect old-school voice and style for a Bond flick.
Indiana Jones and His Cream of Wheat by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:26:03 AM
Where ya been the last couple days? I was looking for you, finky, and Jarv. You must have had some 'real work' days in there.
If Daniel Craig worked out just a little bit more... by Bobo_Vision	Feb 7th, 2008 07:27:04 AM
...AbKing would become his number one fan.
QUANTUM OF SOLACE sounds like a Merchant/Ivory film. by Nosferatu Jones	Feb 7th, 2008 07:27:35 AM
Turn of the century period piece with snooze-inducing British actors that seems to get nominated every year at Oscar time... because apparently it's the law.
I actually had off monday and tuesday by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:28:54 AM
i was on here and there, but wed, I was fucking murdered with work. Seriously it was a homicide
Hey, Fortunesfool by Sagart1994	Feb 7th, 2008 07:30:21 AM
If you can't figure out the poster image, check out the last shot of Bond in Casino Royale and remember that this movie takes up straight after that scene.
homicide? was 2for2true at your work? by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:30:40 AM
Better be careful.
I gave him some candy and shapeners , Pillow by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:33:56 AM
I am safe...for now
Better Bond Titles (rerun) Part I by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:34:13 AM
The Straw Menagerie Pussybreaker Race for the Crystal Widget Death Won't Wait Forever Sphincterfinger Sieze the Day Tomorrow The Glass Labia The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy Istanbullet Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die Yesterday Never Ends License to Massacre Moonpooper Property of a Whore The Outrageous Hanglider Episode Dr. Nowhere Man The Vagina Imperative Baker's Dozen Minus One Zorin's Next Blimp of Death Blood is Thicker Than Vodka The Faberge Turd The International Bungee-Jump Debacle Never Say You Love Me Anymore For Your Taint Only The Chartreuse Coffin A View to a Spectacle The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic Never Send Condoms Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load Dying is Lonely To Kill Deathly Never Say Tomorrow Again Goldenpancreas Handshake Buzzer Miscreant A View to a Cinematic Demise Dying is Really Easy Death is Not Convenient The Machiavellian Caper The Man with the Gimpy Leg Tuxedo Dandruff Begone! Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore The Plague of Red Herrings The Crystal Peacock Death Has a Great Big Gun The Crosshairs of Tomorrow The Itch That Cannot be Scratched The Lone Cycloptic Private Army Butterball The Inconceivable Red Herring You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit The Clandestine Buffet The Unpronouncable Fury When Yesterday Exhales Again Stinkfist The Surreptitious Manuever
69DUDE- keep going! by SkinJob69	Feb 7th, 2008 07:34:23 AM
That lyric cracked me up- another verse?
man Abom, that's a lot of paragraphs to put in by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:36:13 AM
2for2true all hopped up on candy is never a pretty sight Kloipy....
Simply calling it '007' would have been retarded by I Dunno	Feb 7th, 2008 07:36:15 AM
Almost as bad as calling the new Rambo movie 'Rambo' and the new Star Trek movie 'Star Trek'.
Hey Kloipy! by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:37:41 AM
How ya doin'? And I've met Amy Winehouse. She's a twat. I've got her in my dead pool for this year, but I've also got Britney, Robert Downey Junior, and Pete Doherty. if all of them make it to 2009 I'll be fucking amazed.
heh, 2for2true doesn't get "hopped up" by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:38:39 AM
his mind enters a higher state of conciousness that means he can force pencils through steel with one might gaze.
Hey there's Pillow! by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:38:47 AM
Nah, that's a bunch of shite I made up a couple weeks ago on another Bond post. So I just copied and pasted here, along with the 'bracket' symbols after each.
Some people are glucose intolerant by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:41:14 AM
2true metabolizes sugar into muscle and can pee Kool Aid. Or Mountain Dew. His choice.
2true actually metabolises sugar into diamond by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:43:06 AM
that he fires out when he takes a piss. He's shattered many a urinal around the world.
very true Jarv...my apologies... by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:43:16 AM
I suppose I was tauting fate with that statement. Let's hope 2for2true doesn't come to my work. For whatever reason, I'm partial to 'Butterball' Abom. Not that I'm calling you butterball, though isn't that what Rebecca Romijn calls you? Tell her she still needs to wash my car and polish my steering column.
Hey Jarv by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:43:25 AM
what's going on brother?
and he has nothing but contempt for glucose intolerance by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:43:42 AM
He calls people that have it wieners.
The usual, work is dull by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:44:26 AM
and it's a slow news day here. Apart from that silly politics thread that is still going.
2true gives himself bladder infections by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:44:38 AM
he loves the feeling of pissing pencil tips
Rebecca by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:45:46 AM
is about as hot as the come, so I spank her extra hard just so she doesn't get all uppity about how great she looks. Sometimes I have her put her Mystique makeup on, and I get little spike dimples on my special parts.
2true lives on a different plane of existence by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:46:30 AM
he's more amoeba like than man
she likes it when I wear my Magneto helmet.. by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:47:43 AM
What, who doesn't own a Magneto helmet? One has to wonder when and where 2for2true will post again. I wonder if he realizes he's developed a cult following?
2true is actually part gaseous by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:48:11 AM
but nobody knows which part.
i don't know about you guys by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:49:12 AM
but I'm really tired of all the 'indy' news lately. I don't think I'll even go see it anymore. Oh and I think glovedone is back for a third time, I saw a post that said "I farted" and the user name was now ZachBraff08, instead of glovedone/braff08, just wanted to let you guys know.
2true was not impressed with the title by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:50:11 AM
Quantum of Solace either. But Eon keep rejecting his suggestion of "The Devil's kneecap". Which he named after his favourite posession. Satan is not impressed and wants his kneecap back. 2true doesn't care.
Half the gases and metals by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:50:21 AM
on the periodic table of the elements were discovered after a 2true blood test. There were several casualties.
saw it and ignored it; by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:50:46 AM
I hope 2true catches the little prick
2true once ate a hybrid car by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:52:09 AM
just to see if it tasted different from a usual car. He said it was lighter and had less calories.
I would not have left Mystique by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:52:15 AM
collapsed on the floor of that truck. Even if I did have Juggernaut for a personal pet. I would have taken her home and nursed her back to health, with my midichlorians. Until her skin was a health shade of blue again, and her bush garden was cleanly shorn.
2true is the reason Britney is on suicide watch by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:52:50 AM
he likes to call her late at night and breath into the phone. He's done it to me. It's fucking scary.
2for2true = our universe by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:52:59 AM
He is everything...yet nothing...here..and...gone...h e was that thing at the end of FF2.
2true eats stew by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:54:02 AM
full of endangered penguin meat. Because it's delicious. 2true eats with a fork that he carved from an elephant tusk--an elephant he stunned by punching it in the face.
2true can freeze ice by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:54:19 AM
don't ask me how. I hope that sometime 2true comes back on here and finds out how much of a hero..nay a god he has become
2for2true doesn't taunt his victims... by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:54:20 AM
he just shows up...stabs them in the mouth. And then he's gone.
Rebecca whatshername by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:54:32 AM
stars in some shitty movies and TV. Ugly betty blows.
2true can travel down the phone lines by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:55:20 AM
seriously, he surfs them with a pencil.
2true went surfing once by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:56:18 AM
and attacked a great white shark, because from above it looked like a seal.
2for2true once gave the Cloverfield monster a swirly by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:56:22 AM
Just to prove it could be done. Then he cockpunched Godzilla and shaved King Kong's ass before jamming a pencil in it.
The Titles Are Picked... by CHEWBLACCA	Feb 7th, 2008 07:56:28 AM
...from a design angle. As long as they can line up a couple of 0's for the 007 logo, they're happy.
2true broke the sound barrier by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:56:38 AM
by whispering sweet nothings in a woman's ear. Also the woman's head exploded
2for2true pole vaults over buildings with his pencil by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:56:47 AM

The Mighty Thor by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:57:19 AM
wears a pin that says "2true Bitch"
2true derives no pleasure from our worship by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:57:24 AM
He says we need to start practising human sacrifice. he's got a list. But I don't know how I'd get hold of an Australian virgin. They don't exist.
2for2true hunts killer whales with his pencil... by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:57:48 AM
and does so without an eraser!
2true knows where the unicorns live by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:58:43 AM
But he's not telling. Because he's like that. He also has copyright on the word "the". He says we all owe him a lot of money and we'd better pay up because his pencil's just been sharpened.
2for2true got over two thousand votes in CT by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 07:58:57 AM
on Tuesday. All writes in...that were in blood.
2true took a whiz once by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 07:59:00 AM
off a freeway overpass. A third the population of the city was killed in the catastrophic pile-up caused when a semi jacknifed against his meat.
2true is behind the credit crunch by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 07:59:22 AM
He laughs in the face of our poverty
2true has never told a lie by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 07:59:53 AM
because to him everything is FACT
2for2true hates the number 4 by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 08:00:17 AM
He sliced the fucker in half to get two 2's. For real.
2for2true has nothing but contempt for the electoral college by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:00:20 AM
He thinks that he should be dictator. Or God. He's not sure yet, but promises to let us know.
2for2true pluralises Lone Ranger by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:01:31 AM
and it doesn't sound stupid.
2for2true admires James Bond, by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:02:12 AM
but thinks that he needs to use more pencils.
2true eats beef jerky cereal by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:02:30 AM
and shampoos with Lava. There is no mildew in his shower because his midichlorians kill everything.
2for2true doesn't even need to talk... by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 08:03:16 AM
thinks it's below him, and only "stupid mortals" need to converse with the use of sound. 2for2true is a telepath and has just told me that he's God.
2for2true just calls upon the heavens to by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 08:04:19 AM
open up and pour rain on him. That's his shower.
2true was disappointed by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:05:27 AM
with the lack of pencil kills in "Rambo."
2for2true has just told me to kill Joe from Marketing by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 08:06:18 AM
I have to go now...to do the master's bidding.
Gulliver's Travels was originaly called by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:06:58 AM
2for2true's Travels, however it was only 1 page long and was just a picture of 2true stabbing someone in the mouth with his dick hanging out. People at the time called it "genius"
see ya Pillow by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:07:41 AM
tell Joe to go eat a dick
2true's midichlorians by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:07:45 AM
once got in a fight with Drano, and Drano lost. Liquid Plumr has offered to market his jizz as a "deluxe" version of their drain cleaner, but 2true walked out of their offices leaving a wake of pencil-stabbed corpses.
Good one, kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:08:47 AM
with "2true's Travels."
I would give anything to have 2true come in here right now by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:09:41 AM
even my unborn child
At night when my daughter asks by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:11:44 AM
"Do you think God hears it when we pray to grandpa?" I said, "Only if 2true lets him, sweetheart."
if there is anything at all that I will miss about Bush by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:12:39 AM
it's the hilarious debates against him and John Kerry, dear Lord he looked like a total idiot(which he is)
guys, here is a great cartoon site by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:13:45 AM
def our humor www.pbfcomics.com it's really some funny shit
2true once banged Hillary Clinton in the ass by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:24:51 AM
and made her lick Bill's jizz off monica lewinsky's dress. But they covered it up, because 2true knew that the American public couldn't handle the truth.
Those are hilarious by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:26:18 AM
I like "Game Boy" and "Guntron Alliance Force." And "Angels Caught."
That's a solid teaser poster by SpyGuy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:30:03 AM
And it fits perfectly with the final scene from CASINO ROYALE where Bond caps Mr. White and then steps out looking all badass with his silenced HK UMP9. Since QUANTUM OF SOLACE (And yeah, I dig the title) picks up minutes after CASINO ROYALE, this teaser image makes perfect sense.
They are funny by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:30:22 AM
I liked Miggs and The Man with no penis.
"Suicide Train" is the best by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 08:30:51 AM
They just get funnier
my favorite is the one by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:34:53 AM
where the aliens try to burn a message into the moon but spell it wrong and it says "you guys sock!"
Or "not today little one" by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:40:38 AM
that made me laugh-
or The Pacific Council by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 08:41:43 AM
shit, they're all funny
I knew you guys would dig it by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:45:34 AM
it's good stuff
I like the today I will fly one by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:48:24 AM
the newspaper clip is so hilarious
If you look closely his head is by erichaislar	Feb 7th, 2008 08:50:24 AM
Darth Vaders Helmet.
Poster = Action Packed Promises = :) by georges garvaren	Feb 7th, 2008 08:52:17 AM
Bond is always great, even starring an all too handsome, unBond like Craig. I am a quivering titty when thinking of this film. Good luck!
Come on boys! Bear Boy and Bear Police! by just pillow talk	Feb 7th, 2008 08:54:37 AM
Those are great! They should be attached to our Bear thread.
How could I forget Bear Police? by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:03:41 AM
I'm slipping
Did Warwick make these cartoons? by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 09:03:51 AM
2true is pleased.
Bear boy needs a slap though by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 09:05:18 AM
copying bears. Mind you, it could have been worse- Imagine if he'd copied paddington.
here's a bear that meets an untimely fate by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:06:15 AM
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid= PBF057-Raft_Friends.jpg
that link doesn't work by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:07:12 AM
just look up Raft Friends
Jarv by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:07:49 AM
he did eat his teachers throat out, so I must give him some credit for that bear-like move
cunt deserved it by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 09:08:24 AM
Banjo playing fruit. Bears aren't friends with birds. They just eat them
Did you see Zthulu's Resurrection yet? by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:10:07 AM
that's a great one
he did deserve it by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:10:48 AM
however I love the look of dawning realization on his face
Did anyone else notice... by masteryoda007	Feb 7th, 2008 09:12:12 AM
I have a feeling the movie will follow on from the moment at the end of Royale when he spouts, "Bond, James Bond". The shadow looks like his exact pose at the end of Royale.
I like the title Quantum of Solace too but by kafka07	Feb 7th, 2008 09:13:34 AM
but don't be trashin the Octopussy
QUANTUM OF SALLY by Orionsangels	Feb 7th, 2008 09:14:13 AM

OCtopussy is disturbing as a title by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 09:15:17 AM
does it mean 8 pussies? or one pussy with 8 tentacles. It's very frightening.
looky what they ran today? by Windowlicker74	Feb 7th, 2008 09:21:52 AM
great attempty at being a retard
Quantum of Leap by uss cygnus	Feb 7th, 2008 09:22:38 AM
SAAAAAAAM!!!!!!
I love how QoS... by The Bandit	Feb 7th, 2008 09:28:44 AM
is shaping up so far. Poster looks great! Great tease, really works and the behind the scenes stuff gets me even more excited. As much as people want to bitch about the new title, I dont think '007' is the way to go. Sure it makes a certain kind of sense obviously, he's becoming 007 but hes not there yet, but still I think QoS is the better choice. It's a tricky thing not to slip back into the almost parody that some of the previous Bond movies bordered on. Bringing back characters like Q or Moneypenny I think would be a mistake unless handled very gently and gradually. It wouldnt do to suddenly have Moneypenny just appear on the scene and have a witty back and forth with Bond. Thats pure cheese and just doesnt fit with the Bond we now have and want to keep. If she is introduced she shouldnt even have a name, just be some office girl Bond interacts with in passing. M has all sorts of aides and assistants, it'd be silly for her to just suddenly have a little number 2 in Moneypenny. As for Q you could involve him a bit more in ways, but only briefly and not in every movie. First of all use his name Mjr. Boothroyd, and play him straight. The Bond/Q relationshiop much like the Bond/Moneypenny one, became a useless tacked on joke. No doubt MI6 has an armoury, tech people, etc. and so they should just play to the reality of that. What we dont want to see again is some inspector gadget like 'Q Branch' again. Still, love them as I may, I dont know if Q and Moneypenny have a place in the new Bond. Also acorvey25 is exactly right, Bond is a trained assassin being groomed to become a gentleman spy, a process hes still going through. And the title doesnt have to be, and isnt always, part of the theme song.
You have it backwards, Lost Jarv by I Dunno	Feb 7th, 2008 09:34:43 AM
Winehouse, Britney, Lohan, especially Robert Downey jr...they will all live to be 90. Like cockroaches. Random celebs like Heath Ledger ODs on Tylenol. The only dead pool I ever won was as a kid, Kurt Cobain. 27 is the magic number for rock star deaths (Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Jopin,etc) so I picked 6 months after Cobain's 27th birthday. Took my winnings and bought a GnR CD.
Not sure I like the poster by veritasses	Feb 7th, 2008 09:43:25 AM
I know using the shadow on the old road has lots of deeper meaning and it's a re-imagining so suppose it might be ok but Bond's weapon should be a Walther PPK, not an automatic. Also it reminds me more of "The Saint" then Bond.
using Q is harder and harder nowadays. by I Dunno	Feb 7th, 2008 09:43:34 AM
Q's best gadgets were sort of believable but just slightly ahead of our own technology. With today's technology, that's getting harder to achieve. You either get something lame like a belt that you can swing on or some sci-fi shit like a car with a Romulan cloaking device. I'd like to see Q back but it would take some good writing and a lot of imagination. There's no reason not to bring Moneypenny back though.
music by DanboJohnJ	Feb 7th, 2008 09:46:23 AM
hope they use the origonal music theme,not a dance bond theme like in the last few films,and give shirly bassy a crack at the main title song...more real instruments less fake drum machine shit
The Quantum of Pretentiousness by KillaKane	Feb 7th, 2008 09:47:16 AM
By far an away the most cryptic and pretentious Bond Title yet, Meh!
LOOKS OKAY - NOTHING EYE-POPPING by BringingSexyBack	Feb 7th, 2008 09:47:36 AM
Anyone who saw Casino Royale will definitely be repeat customers. Great movie and if they can continue the style and up the action, then this'll be better. And let's get some more and better gadgets shall we? A defibrillator with a loose wire? WTF...
A VIEW TO A KILL WAS A STRANGE TITLE TOO by BringingSexyBack	Feb 7th, 2008 09:49:28 AM
but turned out to be one of the better ones, and definitely had one of the best songs.
Sorry, I keep comin' and goin' by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 09:50:54 AM
Had to flirt with the office girls. One of 'em had cake for her birthday and offered me some. I told her to feed it to me, because I'm a bad baby.
theme song should be done by by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:51:32 AM
The Gorillaz feat. Stephen Hawking on beat box
I don't have a problem with the title by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 09:51:55 AM
But they've GOT to know that they risk putting off some of the younger, or dumber, folks who don't know what it means or don't recognize it as a Bond picture.
abom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 09:59:20 AM
if they keep it just 007, kids might think that is the date the film opens
Kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 10:00:37 AM
Hawking will do the "Quantum" part. KWAN-TAM, K-K-K-KWAN-TAM!! Are you DOWN with a partiKULL con-ver-TURR
LOL abom, i can see it now by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:03:10 AM
you see all these sillouhettes of wheel chairs flying past the screen, while women chew on carrots and play with star-charts
For some reason I am reminded by skimn	Feb 7th, 2008 10:04:47 AM
of The Road Warrior by that poster. And how kick ass would it have been if George Miller ever directed a Bond?
this poster reminds me of by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:07:57 AM
Peter Pan 2: The Reckoning
Daniel Craig as James Bond in Bingo Extravaganza by ArcadianDS	Feb 7th, 2008 10:08:27 AM
I still think they should have rode the wave of excitement about watching a 95 minute poker game and followed it up with a 95 minute bingo tournament. And I already have a 1st draft screenplay in my office called "Settlers Of Catan Fiesta" that would have made a nice mini-trilogy within the Bond legacy.
Daniel Craig is 007 in by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 10:12:30 AM
A Night at the Races. Virtual horse racing gets deadly when someone switches the DVDs at the VFW Hall.
strike that pose, strike that pose by kabong	Feb 7th, 2008 10:14:38 AM
and he strikes da da da da da like Quantum ooooooooooooooooooof Solace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just make it better than Crapsino With Cheese.
007: Balls of Vengeance by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:15:33 AM
They're swollen....with RAGE
Top Gear Test Track? by kdoc13	Feb 7th, 2008 10:16:09 AM
Ok, is it just me or does it now seem like there is only one place to drive a car in England and it's the same airfield they tape every Top gear at?
007: Shadows of Midnight by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:19:29 AM

Better Bonds.... by kdoc13	Feb 7th, 2008 10:19:49 AM
By the way, to respond to an earlier post. There are way better bond's than Daniel Craig! But they vary by movie. The short list. Sean Connery - Dr. No. George Lazernby - OHMSS. Pierce Brosnan - Goldeneye. Sean Connery - Goldfinger. You can't top Connery, he invented the Movie James Bond. Craig is just trying to be a British Jason Bourne.
James Bond in... by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 10:20:27 AM
Kill This Guy and Screw That Girl.
One last thing. by kdoc13	Feb 7th, 2008 10:20:58 AM
Whoever suggested earlier that the new title be, 007: Stinkfist. I admit it, I laughed. And can only imagine the title sequence.
in before the "HD-DVD is dead" guy by ArcadianDS	Feb 7th, 2008 10:22:41 AM
who is posting his silly blog update on all the talkbacks. Sorry dude - all gadgets reduce their prices after a year. How about for your next update, you report that the iPhone is dead now that they're selling at $100 less than the introductory price.
kdoc by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 10:24:37 AM
I don't completely disagree with you that Craig came off like Damon's "Jason Bourne." But it must be remembered that Ludlum probably based his spy fiction on Bond, who existed years before. It would be unavoidable NOT to. It could be said that Damon played Bourne the way another actor might play an Americanized Bond. Craig, in portraying Bond, was merely harkening back to the roots of 007. Though I'm sure not consciously. And less suave than say, Connery, and more of a brute--but that was part of the story, not a choice by Craig. If I had any faults with the movie, it wasn't with Craig. I was impressed with his 00Debut.
I like the new bond by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:26:43 AM
i was getting tired of the suave bond. In it's own way that's cool, but I like a Bond who doesn't take any shit and can get fucked up too.
Theme to Stinkfist by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 10:29:20 AM
In a time of danger Will constipation be a total stranger You're spreading yourself out But it's hard to get it out Who will save you With a flick of his wrist So deep inside you He's giving you fits, he's... Stink-Fiiiist Something smells rotten in Denmark Stink-Fiiiist The streets of London reek of ass He's no enema bandit No self-serving lover He'll check out your prostate With his rubber glove-ah! Stink-FIIIIST!
Craig as "more of a brute" by JAGUART	Feb 7th, 2008 10:41:19 AM
This reboot has the opportunity to give Bond a character arc, and it would be wonderful to see in each successive film a refinement in his persona and methods, culminating in a Bond that's as suave or more, than Connery.
you need an ode to true abom, by Lost Jarv	Feb 7th, 2008 10:41:54 AM
or maybe a sonnet. I can do a limerick: There once was a thug called 2true, Who'll stab you for something to do, He will never squeel, Just yell out "SHITHEEL" You shitheels had best get a clue.
Mark Forster is SOOOOO blatantly gay by OttopartS	Feb 7th, 2008 10:44:02 AM

Casino Royale last scene... by idahomer	Feb 7th, 2008 10:50:15 AM
Love that this is a direct sequel. (I said they would go that route last year. My bet is Craig will do four Bond movies, all inter-related, and then they will go with someone new.) Anyway, her is a pic that matches the poster. http://tinyurl.com/2f8e22
Jarv that was a great one! by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:50:56 AM
2for2true a Haiku 2true likes to stab mouths are bloody with the pain Shitheels mean nothing
This is why the Writer's strike should end NOW by ArcadianDS	Feb 7th, 2008 10:51:37 AM
the original ending of Casino Royale had James Bond peering over his hand of cards, smirking and winking to the camera, and saying, "go fish."
LOL "Go fish" by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:54:46 AM
what a 'joker'!
Next Bond Film: THE VERNACULARICUS CONUNDRUMIA by President Evil	Feb 7th, 2008 10:55:38 AM
Geez...they should have just stuck with THE PROPERTY OF A LADY.
off to lunch by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:59:45 AM
see you guys later
Boring and Cool at the same time? by Norman Bates	Feb 7th, 2008 10:59:46 AM
Is it possible? I think this poster proves it.
this poster is more exciting by vaudeville villain	Feb 7th, 2008 11:01:51 AM
than anything released on the new indy flick thus far (ie, dust and alien skulls).
This can't be better than Casino Royale by performingmonkey	Feb 7th, 2008 11:04:35 AM
That movie was such a breath of fresh air for the series and Eva Green was just fucking perfect. Now this one is simply a sequel. Craig's Bond was already fucked up (albeit not entirely) in CR so he'll have to be insane in Quantum of Solace after Vesper's death. I hope they go dark as hell. Dark Bond worked very well in CR.
A View to a Kill by Screwbini	Feb 7th, 2008 11:07:58 AM
.....was an interesting title, but in my opinion the absolute WORST Bond movie ever. So much for titles.
Yum by Cat_Corporation	Feb 7th, 2008 11:08:16 AM
Tasty poster. Looking forward to it!
Wait, it's coming out THIS YEAR?!?!? by SkidMarkedUndies	Feb 7th, 2008 11:27:43 AM
HOLY CHRIST!! WHAT A YEAR!! Batman, Iron Man, Indy AND BOND?!?!
HANNAH MONTANA 2: QUANTUM OF DUMBASS TWEENS by BringingSexyBack	Feb 7th, 2008 11:36:45 AM
Parents! Take your kids to There Will Be Blood instead, for the love of God.
2for2true Haiku by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 11:41:29 AM
Pencils are sharpened Stab you in the fucking mouth Shitheel observers Your slack jaw agape Blood tainting chysanthemums Dying on a breeze
I guess using his shadow... by Acquanetta	Feb 7th, 2008 11:46:37 AM
...is one way to make Craig appear tall enough for Bond?
BSB I agree by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 11:50:00 AM
Hannah has enough money. Wouldn't children prefer "Rambo?"
Pic by Embeedeuce	Feb 7th, 2008 11:55:58 AM
Daniel Craig looks so old in that photo.
No Country for Old Agents by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 11:57:54 AM

the title is from a Bond short story by blackshuck	Feb 7th, 2008 11:59:16 AM
in the Ian Fleming-penned "For Your Eyes Only"... just sayin
I heard in this one by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:18:47 PM
to prove his loyalty, Bond goes down on M like there's no tomorrow, and she nearly has a stroke. I saw an early promo shot of him walking out of the office, and there's flies buzzing around his mouth.
LOL abom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:22:20 PM
that is hilarious. he gives her a ride on the ol' Midnight Tongue Train
awesome. by frankenfickle	Feb 7th, 2008 12:24:30 PM
awesome title, awesome poster. they've taken the garbage bond franchise and turned into something to really look forward to. good job.
Yeah, a little turf in her surf by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:24:50 PM
I'll bet Judy Dench was kinda good lookin' back in the day? Anybody know? How's she taste?
Once they added the Dame by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:28:25 PM
her flavor went up I hear. It's like a fine wine, better with age
loserguy by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:28:56 PM
is this about Jim Henson again?
ABOM AND KLOIPY - GOING SOUTH ON THE GILF?!?!??!?! by BringingSexyBack	Feb 7th, 2008 12:37:57 PM
OMG this aint right. She's a Dame for the Queen's sake. Is there nothing sacred? Now let's discuss what Bond does with her taint..
Kloipy by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:39:21 PM
yes, not at all like creamed sardines mixed with bleu cheese. It's like honey with a hint of strawberries, and finger-lickin' good
007: The One Inch of Salt Lick by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:39:51 PM
that 'taint' right
it's a mixture by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:40:42 PM
of goat cheese, boisenberry, and just a hint of lilac
Judy Dench's Vagina= Dannon Fruit on the Bottom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:41:20 PM

BSB you're probably right by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:41:57 PM
Dench did bring some class to the proceedings in the Brosnan era. I should be more polite and show some respect. But to answer your question, I'll bet Bond nibbles her taint. You know, like playful little bites as she writhes and her eyes roll back in her head, and she digs her fingernails into his back and rakes him.
Kloipy, you just had to come out by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:44:06 PM
and praise her fruity goodness right there in the subject header! We'll both be banished! Oh well, that's more time for me to sprinkle my Grape Nuts into that fine peach cobbler.
Bond sometimes eats it with a spoon by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 12:46:03 PM
and takes his tea with it. And dips crackers in it.
abom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:48:12 PM
If I didn't get banned for the 1000's of Warwick Davis/Kathy Bates slippery vag/bears/flaming leg kicks/milfs/midnightmeattrain/ mirajeff posts that I made on here I doubt (or at least hope)I wouldnt get banned for showing a little love to my Judie
007 Episode II: The Quantum Menace by pokadoo	Feb 7th, 2008 12:54:04 PM

I do respect Judy by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 12:55:48 PM
I think she's a great actress. Except I still can't understand why she was in that Riddick movie
N64 classic "GOLDENEYE" on Xbox 360 comin'!!!! by JDanielP	Feb 7th, 2008 12:56:17 PM
Updated graphics which are translated from from the original. And it will be playable over Xbox LIVE in multiplayer mode. OOOOOh, yeah. That's MY shadow on the poster. (heh,heh)
She was in Riddick? by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:00:04 PM
I didn't see that one. Did anyone turn her sweet snatch into a Lunchable?
i don't know if they did, perhaps, I didn't see the piece of shi by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:02:04 PM
but did you see Notes on a Scandal? She was fucking awesome in that movie
I wish warwick davis would come in here by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:02:47 PM
I might get star-shocked though and not know what to say to him
No, but I just wikied her by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:08:01 PM
To educate myself. I didn't know she narrated a 1985 arthouse gay documentary, reading sonnets and shit. Good to know she's in touch with a wild side, although that's not the wild side I'm interested in. Wherever Warwick is right now, hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table, I hope he knows I love that little ewok.
holy shit abom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:11:09 PM
"hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table"-that made me choke on my coffee. That's good shit right there. I know, as much as we all talk about warwick, i think it is an unspoken fact that we all love the guy. I mean come on he IS the leprechaun!
tiny penis? by BadMrWonka	Feb 7th, 2008 01:11:23 PM
isn't anyone else bothered by the fact that Daniel Craig has shown his little Bond in other films, and it's fucking ridiculously tiny? Bond should be packing heat! I always pictured Connery as swinging a baguette under there. Just can't look at Craig in his little swimsuit without shaking my head.
Wonka by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:14:37 PM
maybe we could get Long Dong Silver to play bond next time. Have him repel off building using he dick as his safety line. I didn't need to see Daniel Craig naked to know he was tiny, any guy who drives a car or uses guns like bond is trying to compensate for something downtown.
I just read up on "Notes on a Scandal" by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:15:04 PM
Sounds positively sexy-licious. Did Dench and Blanchett ever get it on? Not that that would be my ideal saphorric relation to witness. I'm having an afternoon coffee, too BTW. We must jones for nicotine and caffeine about the same time. Badwonka, perhaps it was cold. I give the guy credit for doing that, though. I'm Irish. I wouldn't show my non-aroused Mr. Hey NanniNanoo in a movie.
If I was Bond by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:17:39 PM
I wouldn't use gadgets, I'd just go around slapping people to death with my gigantic Pink Willy Loman.
Hey kloips by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:19:30 PM
"Braff" recently posted on the Indy IV TB saying he was sorry for saying whatever he said about Heath Ledger. If Warwick Davis ever honored me by visiting my office, I might not know it--not if he's dressed as a tape dispenser or stapler. Do you think Carrie Fisher did some heavy petting on him back in '83?
I'd spray people by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:21:55 PM
with my midichlorian fire hose, and yell "Take THIS, by God!"
Yeah, I saw his apology by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:22:11 PM
I'm not posting anything to him because I dont think he is sincere. I mean the guy has been banned 3 times in the last 2 weeks, so that should tell us all something. As for Dame Warwick Davis, I would probably kneel before him, just so you know, we could talk face to face. I think Carrie had more of a thing for what's her name, um, were there any other female characters in star wars?
is it just me by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:25:06 PM
or does that one fish guy in star wars look like a cross between an asian and a mexican stereotype? I think Lucas might be racist and sexist.
RADIOHEAD for Bond Theme. by Kid Idioteque	Feb 7th, 2008 01:28:32 PM
Or if you can't get them, Muse is the next best thing. And remember guys, "Casino Royale" wasn't used for the theme song.
Shit, I gots to work by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 01:29:29 PM
Something came up, but I'll be back to disparage people and say inappropriate things later.
muse=a shitty rip off of radiohead by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:30:03 PM
You can't even put those two bands in the league. Radiohead is light-years ahead of muse.
see ya Abom by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:30:22 PM
work sucks
Jarv! dude you were in an old TB with 2true for Hairspray by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:37:34 PM
also he is on Amazon as David H."2for2true" here is what he said in the tb for hairspray Hairspray is far better musical than Grease... by 2for2true Mar 15th, 2007 08:42:54 AM I've seen both on stage, and while Grease made a great movie the staged version is pretty bad....so bad that the recent UK version actually added some tunes from the movie that weren't in the orginal broadway show. While I don't know how the movie will turn out, the braodway show was far more entertaining than just about anything else I've seen there in the past ten years, with the exception of The Producers. I think the music was written by the same guys that did the songs for the South Park movie....
2for2true also love Musicals? by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:42:02 PM
this man is an enigma!
Americans will never get this title by Ray Gamma	Feb 7th, 2008 01:46:34 PM
If the producers of this flick want it to sell in America, they better drop the complicated title and change it to "Bond 22: Kick Ass Spy"
Ray by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 01:49:02 PM
either that or 007:Let Freedom Reign!
Bring Back the Walter by christian66	Feb 7th, 2008 01:49:57 PM
I didn't like Bond's AK-47 at the end of CR. Shoulda been a Walther.
Er, uh...I mean...WALTHER by christian66	Feb 7th, 2008 01:52:33 PM

Ray Gamma by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 7th, 2008 02:08:11 PM
Yeah, I said something like that above. I'm okay with the title myself, but yeah they're alienating the young (American) audience with it. To Americans, it sounds like a movie about people quietly dying of old age in a home.
TOO MANY FLAMES!!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Feb 7th, 2008 02:19:39 PM
Somehow.
I'm sincere guys... by Braffed	Feb 7th, 2008 02:20:35 PM
Seriously, I might be alot of things, but I stick to my word. I am truly sorry. I tried to log on earlier...but the powers to be banned me (again). It does suck what happened to Ledger. Although I never cared for him as an actor, it suckes to go like that.
I am looking forward to see how they translate.... by travis-dane	Feb 7th, 2008 02:32:16 PM
the title into german.
He had a sniper rifle at the end of the first one by skywalkerfamily	Feb 7th, 2008 02:35:03 PM
not a machine gun, if that's what they were going for.
Royale was AWESOME...Quantum of Solace by FleshMachine	Feb 7th, 2008 02:36:33 PM
will be too. fuck y'all
it's the same gun...a decked out H&K. by FleshMachine	Feb 7th, 2008 02:37:29 PM
not a sniper rifle
casino was ok... by Braffed	Feb 7th, 2008 02:38:24 PM
This new title sounds like a new album from Enigma
travis by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 02:38:54 PM
it will probably come out to be like 007:The Cathedral of Puppies
Death to Ray Gamma by Spoiler_Man	Feb 7th, 2008 03:14:29 PM
You suggesting Americans are stupid? Fuck you. Dunno where your from but wherever it is, its a shithole compared to the United States of America. The USA owns your ass. We could destroy you if we wanted. Think about that one pipsqueak.
Americans are dumb? by skywalkerfamily	Feb 7th, 2008 03:15:17 PM
We didn't invent Yahoo Serious.
It should be QUANTA OF SOLACE by chrth	Feb 7th, 2008 03:28:50 PM
So, it's like, multiple quantums of Solace. So there's more solace to share.
Nov. 2008? Holy--Barack Obama's got a gun! by Sherman_Lives	Feb 7th, 2008 03:33:01 PM
Gotta admit, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that tall, thin shadow. Am I a bad person?
Other movies almost ruined by bad titles by ArcadianDS	Feb 7th, 2008 03:39:50 PM
Espoused One, I have Indelibly Reduced the Offspring. Interstellar Conflicts III: Retribution Of The Solitary Paladin. Cessation, Erstwhile My Matriarch Will Discharge!
Spoiler_Man by Kloipy	Feb 7th, 2008 03:47:20 PM
really? you actually believe that? I'm an american and we are easily slipping from our superpower status. It's people like you who will be the downfall of this country, thinking that you are better than the rest of the world. I mean just look at the bang up job america has done in iraq so far. We have depleted our troop numbers, the world hates us, our economy is shit, so don't go spouting off bullshit like that when we have nothing to back it up with.
sux by KurtLockwood	Feb 7th, 2008 03:50:04 PM
meh
sux by KurtLockwood	Feb 7th, 2008 03:50:05 PM
meh
oops by KurtLockwood	Feb 7th, 2008 03:52:50 PM
sorry for the double post. Daniel Craig is the best Bond, tho.
The Bitch Is Still Dead by polyh3dron	Feb 7th, 2008 04:19:24 PM
That's what the title should have been.
In this episode, Jimbo Bond learns to eat with a fork. by kabong	Feb 7th, 2008 04:26:38 PM
As a dumbass field agent or whatever he never had to know which spoon he should use to slurp his soup. But now that Vesper is spoiler dead, he must learn to mix with embassy diplomats and stuff, so this is going to be a tremendous cinematic achievement. Alternate title: Fuckill See, like it's a play on the "k" in both words, sort of like enjambement, which is a fancy word that Bond will learn about in "More Quantum of More Solace," which will be sequeled by "Even More Quantum of Even More Solace," which will show Jimbo Bond back at the card table for over an hour, pursing his collagened lips and saying, "Got any jacks?"
blah by Salemslut	Feb 7th, 2008 04:30:18 PM
they should just stick to the books. It worked for casino royale, the best bond since on her majestys secret service. And sean connery will always be the best bond!
I think it's a great title. by Rakafraker	Feb 7th, 2008 05:06:38 PM
After the crap that Bond went through in CR? Remember the bottomless chair torture scene? Poisoning/DEATH? Not to mention the love angle. I think he's due for just a smidgen of respite, to rest and reflect! It kinda hit me a bit odd when I first heard it, but now that I've had a bit to mull the meaning of it, knowing that it picks up almost right where it leaves off, I'm all aboard. Thankfully they didn't go with just 007 for the title. That preview got the heart pumping, even though it's not Campbell again. I agree with others on here that jerky-cam moves aren't for everyone. I like to see the best angles clearly. Quick pan and zoom moves are frustrating. I enjoy being able to watch a movie many times and see different things in the action scenes.
looks like the episode one poster by Jett	Feb 7th, 2008 05:06:42 PM
the one with vader's shadow, that we all came over 9 years ago when it first came out
Carbunkle Of Confusion!? by FILMFUNK	Feb 7th, 2008 05:10:54 PM
It looks good, very clean and they say 2twice as good (which they always say) so i guess i'll just have to get used to the very un-Bondlike title after the very return to Bond title that was Casino Royale. Least Bond movies are watchable again and i don't really give a tit about the title really.
Is he holding.... by eXcommunicated	Feb 7th, 2008 05:11:09 PM
...an MP5 with a silencer? Call of Duty 4 player here. ;)
David Arnold is no John Barry by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 7th, 2008 05:18:56 PM
It must be said.
The title - Quantum of Solace by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 7th, 2008 05:21:04 PM
sounds very good to me now. Classy. Certainly much better than Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day. Ugh.
Yes it is a MP5 with silencer....... by travis-dane	Feb 7th, 2008 05:32:18 PM
I think Bond killed Mr.White with that one.
DELETED EXCERPT FROM CASINO ROYALE by Prossor	Feb 7th, 2008 05:34:54 PM
Bond: Did you know that i'm a gaybo? Vesper: Really. But what i really wanted to know was the type of watch you wear? [Bond turns to camera] Bond: OMEGA!!
By Popular Demand - Quantum Of Solace Verse 2 by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 05:44:56 PM
I'm Jimmy B bitches, don't need no gadgets or Q. I'm an everyman now, just like you. No rocket-propelled invisio-car, or laser watch. Just my jug-eared charm, and a knee in the crotch. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! G-G-Gun..and hot beaver. Watch me now!!! OW!!!!! (guitar solo)
Every saga has a beginning! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 7th, 2008 05:52:18 PM
Is missing from the poster.
Presidential Elections by 69DUDE	Feb 7th, 2008 06:09:19 PM
Maybe I'm tuning in late to this event, but if it was a choice between The Stepford Wife and Tuvok. I say.....VOTE TUVOK!!!!!
Marc Forster by Series7	Feb 7th, 2008 06:36:05 PM
Not sure how he is going to turn out as a director. I think his stuff has been pretty boring. Don't know why Martin Campbell can't just keep on directing Bond. He's made the best (2) Bonds ever.
This movie looks so good that, instead of dying today by monorail77	Feb 7th, 2008 06:53:50 PM
I think I'll die....another day.
Series7 by kwisatzhaderach	Feb 7th, 2008 06:54:45 PM
But Campbell didn't direct From Russia With Love and The Living Daylights.
Kloipy by Jackie Boy	Feb 7th, 2008 08:48:45 PM
You're referring to the guy in the Falcon with Lando in Jedi, right? Aw hells yeah that motherfucker's a racist.
ATTN: Following Talkbackers by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 7th, 2008 09:05:05 PM
Abominable Snowcone Lost Jarv Kloipy You guys are awesome
Needs Giant Robots. by TomBodet	Feb 7th, 2008 09:07:29 PM
You know-Bavarian Robots. The Best Kind! Bond tackles the Krupp Verks. Sure to be Cinematic Heavan and Gold.
The Phantom of Menace by Pipple	Feb 7th, 2008 09:17:43 PM
Gosh I couldn't care less about the new bond.Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated.
Quantum of Solace by Teddy Artery	Feb 7th, 2008 10:26:16 PM
Is hands-down the absolute worst title in the history of Bond films. The worst, Jerry... THE WORST!
007 vs. Giant Robots? by KurtLockwood	Feb 7th, 2008 10:27:25 PM
Now you're talkin'... lol
The TREK guys should pay close attention... by NoHubris	Feb 7th, 2008 10:32:15 PM
...and take copious notes when it comes to the BOND team's techniques on rebooting a franchise. Case in point: like Harry, even though I'm not totally cool with the title, I still want to see the movie.
Great poster by TerryMalloy	Feb 7th, 2008 10:59:00 PM
Whoever wrote "The Vagina Imperative" as a Bond title is a genius by the way. That is the funniest fake title I've read on AICN.
Teddy Artery by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 7th, 2008 11:00:22 PM
Someone said Quantum of Solace belonged in the Seinfeld cineplex alongside Death Blow, Rochelle, Rochelle, and Prognosis Negative. Best. Post. Ever.
It kind of looks like it is going to be a Tarantino movie by TerryMalloy	Feb 7th, 2008 11:04:04 PM
by the looks of the poster.
Then of course, there's Abom's List by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 7th, 2008 11:04:28 PM
Which deserves to be framed.
dumb title by redkamel	Feb 8th, 2008 01:36:47 AM
what the hell is a quantum of solace? a discrete unit of lonliness? what does that even mean?
Cheers Cholera by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 02:59:31 AM
and Braff- your apology doesn't make any difference. Kloipy has ignored you because he is basically a gentleman. I feel no such compunction and will tell you straight out that your glib insincere apology does not make up for the billions of pathetic "OWNED" posts you put up. You can, dear boy, go and fuck yourself repeatedly and without lube. Don't make me fetch 2true to "pencilise" you.
I do wish they kept Campbell by criticalbliss	Feb 8th, 2008 03:33:10 AM
Casino Royale, to me, was the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" of the Bond series. Admittedly, I'm not a huge Bond fan, but that film got me excited at the prospect of the character. However, after seeing the poster (great image) and the clip below, count me in. Let's hope they keep the serious tone and the more interesting take on a "civilized" killer who isn't all that civilized after all.
Have you already noticed.. by DonnieDorko	Feb 8th, 2008 03:42:00 AM
That James Bond's shadow is going towards the sun? That's a badass shadow..
Ocean's 007 by Jeff_Fries	Feb 8th, 2008 03:52:46 AM
Starring Daniel Craig's shadow and some concrete
I heard that True once "mounted" THE BATES by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 04:38:17 AM
It takes a brave man to do that. but 2true is more machine than man nowadays
I also heard a rumour by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 04:48:10 AM
whispered from the shadows that 2true doesn't use a towel when he gets out of the shower. He just shakes himself dry like a dog.
and I heard that 2true by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 04:49:38 AM
once slapped Zack Braff with a bear for being a smug untalented git that gave us probably the worst film of the first decade of the 20th century (The Last Kiss). True has no respect for scrubs either. He said it isn't as funny as it thinks it is.
if 2true were a TV show by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 04:52:55 AM
then the TV would just explode with the sheer awesomeness of it. It would be called "Shitheel" and would feature 2true as a lone pencil armed avenger cleaning up the streets of his hood. Soundtrack would be by The Beatles. True would use his powers to ressurrect John Lennon and George Harrison, and once they'd finished recording, he would allow them to feast on McCartney's brain.
hmm, I'm all by myself by Lost Jarv	Feb 8th, 2008 05:31:15 AM
DONT WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSEL-E-ELF
2for2true says Braff will have a pencil sticking by just pillow talk	Feb 8th, 2008 06:30:29 AM
out of his head before the day is out. The Law of 2for2true has been spoken.
the TV show would actually have to be a mini-series.. by just pillow talk	Feb 8th, 2008 06:32:49 AM
that would be shown every day until eternity, because 2for2true = "sheer awesomeness". He's also just peachy goodness and slightly amazing.
Jesus Christ guys,I saw a dude in my Shopping.... by travis-dane	Feb 8th, 2008 06:49:34 AM
mall and he had a FUCKING pencil in his hand.......and he gave me the "LOOK".......gulp......I ran away screaming!I think 2for2true is out there to get us..........2for2true can see beyond our User ID`s!Watch out guys,2for2true is out there!JESUS!
2for2true is all-knowing...all-powerful<

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QUANTUM OF SOLACE poster? aka The New James Bond Teaser one sheet?