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cant be first?
by SUPERJIM
Feb 7th, 2008
03:37:37 AM
can I? Must be an error in the forum
HOLY SHIT
by SUPERJIM
Feb 7th, 2008
03:38:55 AM
I was first. I fucking hate "FIRST" posters too. Who would have known I was a fickle shit? Certainly not me.
Maybe check this out too
by tjhksig
Feb 7th, 2008
03:38:55 AM
http://movies.aol.com/movie-ph oto/bond-quantum-of-solace-pos ter And maybe there's some film fest that has a huge Bond presence as well....
Continued exactly where it left off
by estacado1
Feb 7th, 2008
03:40:12 AM
That's a good thing.
Casino Royale
by SUPERJIM
Feb 7th, 2008
03:44:44 AM
Was good so I am looking forward to this. It could have done without dedicating what felt like an hour at the poker table though. I aint been a Bond fan since I was around 10 years old. Good work on the reboot, keep them coming.
No Helmet
by paineywoo
Feb 7th, 2008
03:47:14 AM
That's very cool - but his helmets not very defined in the shadow :) (no not THAT one, had enough of that with the blue trunks last time...just a poor TPM 'joke' - sorry)
Cool poster.
by TattooedBillionaire
Feb 7th, 2008
03:52:11 AM
The name of the movie is okay. As long as the movie is good, they can call it whatever they want.
Very nice Mr Bond
by I_Rainberg
Feb 7th, 2008
03:59:44 AM
They should just call it OO7
I could care less about the name
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Feb 7th, 2008
04:05:37 AM
As long as its as fine as Royale I don't give a shit.
On my wall.
by acorvey25
Feb 7th, 2008
04:08:44 AM
Framed. ASAP.
Flames on Optimus Bond = Taint of the Crystal Skull
by Ray Gamma
Feb 7th, 2008
04:08:57 AM
you heard it here first
No title in the poster?
by photoboy
Feb 7th, 2008
04:10:43 AM
The poster just says "007", makes you wonder if the title change was last minute and this poster has the old name...

I mostly worried about them saying this film will be "bigger" than the last film. I just hope that doesn't mean a return to parachute surfing on badly CGI'd waves or invisible cars. The more down to earth, gritty and real the better!
Loved that suit at the end of Casino Royale
by EvilGeek1
Feb 7th, 2008
04:13:40 AM
If you can fire a large weapon like that in something that restricts your arm movements, then you're in my good books! Looking good Mr. B.
SCARFACE ANYONE?
by DURANGO66
Feb 7th, 2008
04:16:48 AM
Tony Montana standing atop of his balcony overlooking his path of destruction... Anyone remember that moment? Right before he gets shot in the back by the Colombian assassin...
Not that I want the franchise to return to the tired formula...
by acorvey25
Feb 7th, 2008
04:18:35 AM
But it would be nice if Moneypenny or Q (a new Q... not that John Cleese bullshit) made an appearance.
Moneypenny would rock...
by poeticwarriorII
Feb 7th, 2008
04:22:28 AM
and needs a return ASAP!! This movie is going to skull fuck all of us.
DURANGO66,
by raw_bean
Feb 7th, 2008
04:24:34 AM
doesn't really remind me of that so much. The gun is totally different for one, and the pose isn't the same. Also, I think you'll find if you look again that's it's not a Columbian assassin that shoots Montana in the back, but Martin Kemp, actor and lead singer of New Romantic band Spandau Ballet.
Also...
by acorvey25
Feb 7th, 2008
04:27:21 AM
I hope the filmmakers continue to adhere to the concept that Bond is a killer trained to be a gentlemen and not the other way around. That is more important than any title.
Poster
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
04:41:55 AM
Anyone else notice that the silhouette is exactly how Bond appeared at the end of Casino Royale?
heh Raw Bean
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
04:46:20 AM
I'd like to shoot Martin Kemp. Or at least hit him with a big stick for being a terrible actor and appearing in some horrible soft porn rubbish
Re: Martin Kemp and ''horrible soft porn rubbish''
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
04:52:22 AM
Do you mean those DFS ads? I've always found them to be tastefully erotic.
Awesome Poster
by Kragmose
Feb 7th, 2008
04:54:40 AM
Quantum of Solace used in the theme song...
by Aloy
Feb 7th, 2008
05:03:01 AM
Such a catchy phrase.I can just see Amy Winehouse belting that one out. Cool poster though.
Wonka's Quantum of Solace anagrams
by BadMrWonka
Feb 7th, 2008
05:13:09 AM
from the last Bond talkback...

Alone of Cumquats
Uncool Fame Squat
A Mofo Equals Cunt
Quote of Anal Cum
Squat A Colon Fume

Any of which are a much better title...

is, not are
by BadMrWonka
Feb 7th, 2008
05:14:04 AM
sorry, I are tired.
Not The Same Pose
by MightyOs
Feb 7th, 2008
05:16:12 AM
At the end of Royale he had his other hand in his pocket. :)
QUANTUM OF SOLACE is better than...
by Napolean Solo
Feb 7th, 2008
05:22:39 AM
OCTOPUSSY
by Napolean Solo
Feb 7th, 2008
05:22:55 AM
Was that director wearing an ascot?
by I Dunno
Feb 7th, 2008
05:31:20 AM
Get over yourself, art boy, you're directing a Bond flick.
I can't believe Craig is still Bond
by Spoiler_Man
Feb 7th, 2008
05:42:37 AM
He was so fucking awful in Casino ROyale. Everybody hated him and he's not the Bond people want to see. What a load of shit. I wont be watching this heap of turd.
There's no such thing as a shitty title.
by Knuckleduster
Feb 7th, 2008
05:50:47 AM
Okay, there is. But for some reason, no matter how lame a title is, once we get used to it (or we end up liking the movie), it somehow ends up being not shitty anymore. Except for Live Free or Die Hard. That will always be terrible. Even Die Hard 4.0 sounds better.
Craig is the best Bond ever
by vini77
Feb 7th, 2008
05:58:49 AM
Haters get fucked.
Quantum of Solace...
by Knuckleduster
Feb 7th, 2008
06:00:06 AM
... will probably be okay, but not as good as Casino Royale. Then the next one will be pretty lame, and the one after that will be terrible. Mainly because the money-hungry producers are full of shit. Then, ten years from now, they'll probably get Martin Campbell to revamp the franchise again with another new Bond. Enjoy the ride, folks.
Quantum of Solace.. soon to be titled State of Alone
by irc-Hollywood
Feb 7th, 2008
06:14:41 AM
watch this space...
photoboy
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 7th, 2008
06:21:04 AM
most Bond teaser posters just have the 007 logo with a simple, iconic image. It has nothing to do with a name change. And that was all made up, a rumor. EON would never call one of their moves "007"--and for good reason too.
69dude
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
06:23:12 AM
I spit coffee on the monitor when I read that.

No, the porn is some stupid erotic thriller called "desire". Terrible shite.

But I've just discovered he's in a film called Waxwork 2- which sounds like a must see.

Why...
by Fortunesfool
Feb 7th, 2008
06:25:38 AM
is he standing in the middle of nowhere shooting the sky? That's a lame teaser poster.
Quantum Of Solace Theme Tune Revealed!!!!
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
06:26:03 AM
I'm done playing cards with that blood-eyed weiner. Had my balls whacked, but M licked em cleaner. Those bitches I take em up to heaven. They scream out my name - Oooh Oooh Seven. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! Guns, Guns, and beaver beaver. (Repeat until fade out)
Lost Jarv
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
06:29:59 AM
Waxwork 2? I'd say that's perfect casting.
LOOKS LIKE THE WALTHER PPK GOT PIMPED OUT, YO !
by Pound Sand
Feb 7th, 2008
06:33:45 AM
Does Bond turn it sideways to fire?
Now THAT is a cool poster
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 7th, 2008
06:35:54 AM
Classy
hahahaha Flames on Optimus Bond
by messi
Feb 7th, 2008
06:38:10 AM
That's hilarious. You know what I found out the other day, that it was Denny O'Neill that named out beloved Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime. Pretty badass.
Check out the new SUPERHERO MOVIE! Trailer
by Mike_D
Feb 7th, 2008
06:51:59 AM
http://www.superhero-movie.net
jeeze, suprised you guys havent posted it yet!
Amy Winehouse to do the song
by I Dunno
Feb 7th, 2008
06:55:22 AM
I wouldn't even know who the fuck that is if it weren't for her tabloid shenanigans.
Should have been called 'Birds of the West Indies'
by HarryBlackPotter
Feb 7th, 2008
06:55:24 AM
That was the FIRST ever James Bond book. A movie about a man hiding in bushes watching birds through a pair of binoculars may sound gay, but in the film, they would be x-ray binoculars capable of firing lasers and shit. Also, the birds wouldn't be the feathered variety. Fnarrrr. Bond would be 'Onanistic Majesties Secret Service'. Dribble.
Please folks,
by board shitlez
Feb 7th, 2008
06:57:56 AM
Bond themes often don't use the title of the film as a lyric. Like Octopussy. Or Casino Royale. Or OHMSS. I think Quantum of Solace sounds cool. In the last film he had a Quantum of Solange.
I liked that behind the scenes bit...
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:01:42 AM
I sure hope this one matches up (or surpasses) Casino. Not crazy about the title, but if the movie kicks my ass, all is forgiven.
69DUDE
by Knuckleduster
Feb 7th, 2008
07:03:29 AM
That theme tune is fuckin hilarious. I'm thinking we get Tracy Morgan to sing it. Werewolf bar mitzvah style.
did anybody see that trailer for that new Craig flick?
by Spandau Belly
Feb 7th, 2008
07:10:03 AM
The WW2 one where he builds a resistence army in the forest? Looks terrible, plus you've got Criag doing a Boris Badinov style accent in total overacting mode.
I'm stoked!
by SkinJob69
Feb 7th, 2008
07:18:47 AM
ANOTHER one to look forward to this year! '08 is going to rock in the blockbuster dept.
well this is cooler than
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:19:34 AM
the newest Indiana Jones stands by some dust pictures
Kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:21:28 AM
Yes, it's either Indiana Jones in a Dusty Place, or the Shadow of James Bond Falls Across the Pavement. 2true digs the gun, though, cuz it reminds him of the end of Casino Royale.
Indiana Jones and the fruit cup of DOOM
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:23:26 AM
2true digs it my friend
by I Dunno
by Nice Marmot
Feb 7th, 2008
07:25:10 AM
Is Amy Winehouse really doing the song? If so, I called it! I hate it when people judge her by the tabloid shit and say she's just Britain's Britney. Unlike Britney, Winehouse is wasting some serious talent by fucking up all the time. Absolute perfect old-school voice and style for a Bond flick.
Indiana Jones and His Cream of Wheat
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:26:03 AM
Where ya been the last couple days? I was looking for you, finky, and Jarv. You must have had some 'real work' days in there.
If Daniel Craig worked out just a little bit more...
by Bobo_Vision
Feb 7th, 2008
07:27:04 AM
...AbKing would become his number one fan.
I actually had off monday and tuesday
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:28:54 AM
i was on here and there, but wed, I was fucking murdered with work. Seriously it was a homicide
Hey, Fortunesfool
by Sagart1994
Feb 7th, 2008
07:30:21 AM
If you can't figure out the poster image, check out the last shot of Bond in Casino Royale and remember that this movie takes up straight after that scene.
homicide? was 2for2true at your work?
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:30:40 AM
Better be careful.
I gave him some candy and shapeners , Pillow
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:33:56 AM
I am safe...for now
Better Bond Titles (rerun) Part I
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:34:13 AM
The Straw Menagerie
Pussybreaker
Race for the Crystal Widget
Death Won't Wait Forever
Sphincterfinger
Sieze the Day Tomorrow
The Glass Labia
The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy
Istanbullet
Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die
Yesterday Never Ends
License to Massacre
Moonpooper
Property of a Whore
The Outrageous Hanglider Episode
Dr. Nowhere Man
The Vagina Imperative
Baker's Dozen Minus One
Zorin's Next Blimp of Death
Blood is Thicker Than Vodka
The Faberge Turd
The International Bungee-Jump Debacle
Never Say You Love Me Anymore
For Your Taint Only
The Chartreuse Coffin
A View to a Spectacle
The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic
Never Send Condoms
Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load
Dying is Lonely
To Kill Deathly
Never Say Tomorrow Again
Goldenpancreas
Handshake Buzzer Miscreant
A View to a Cinematic Demise
Dying is Really Easy
Death is Not Convenient
The Machiavellian Caper
The Man with the Gimpy Leg
Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!
Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever
Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore
The Plague of Red Herrings
The Crystal Peacock
Death Has a Great Big Gun
The Crosshairs of Tomorrow
The Itch That Cannot be Scratched
The Lone Cycloptic Private Army
Butterball
The Inconceivable Red Herring
You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow
Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit
The Clandestine Buffet
The Unpronouncable Fury
When Yesterday Exhales Again
Stinkfist
The Surreptitious Manuever
69DUDE- keep going!
by SkinJob69
Feb 7th, 2008
07:34:23 AM
That lyric cracked me up- another verse?
man Abom, that's a lot of paragraphs to put in
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:36:13 AM
2for2true all hopped up on candy is never a pretty sight Kloipy....
Simply calling it '007' would have been retarded
by I Dunno
Feb 7th, 2008
07:36:15 AM
Almost as bad as calling the new Rambo movie 'Rambo' and the new Star Trek movie 'Star Trek'.
Hey Kloipy!
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:37:41 AM
How ya doin'?

And I've met Amy Winehouse. She's a twat.

I've got her in my dead pool for this year, but I've also got Britney, Robert Downey Junior, and Pete Doherty. if all of them make it to 2009 I'll be fucking amazed.

heh, 2for2true doesn't get "hopped up"
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:38:39 AM
his mind enters a higher state of conciousness that means he can force pencils through steel with one might gaze.
Hey there's Pillow!
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:38:47 AM
Nah, that's a bunch of shite I made up a couple weeks ago on another Bond post. So I just copied and pasted here, along with the 'bracket' symbols after each.
Some people are glucose intolerant
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:41:14 AM
2true metabolizes sugar into muscle and can pee Kool Aid. Or Mountain Dew. His choice.
2true actually metabolises sugar into diamond
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:43:06 AM
that he fires out when he takes a piss.

He's shattered many a urinal around the world.

very true Jarv...my apologies...
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:43:16 AM
I suppose I was tauting fate with that statement. Let's hope 2for2true doesn't come to my work.

For whatever reason, I'm partial to 'Butterball' Abom. Not that I'm calling you butterball, though isn't that what Rebecca Romijn calls you? Tell her she still needs to wash my car and polish my steering column.

Hey Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:43:25 AM
what's going on brother?
and he has nothing but contempt for glucose intolerance
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:43:42 AM
He calls people that have it wieners.
The usual, work is dull
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:44:26 AM
and it's a slow news day here.

Apart from that silly politics thread that is still going.

2true gives himself bladder infections
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:44:38 AM
he loves the feeling of pissing pencil tips
Rebecca
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:45:46 AM
is about as hot as the come, so I spank her extra hard just so she doesn't get all uppity about how great she looks. Sometimes I have her put her Mystique makeup on, and I get little spike dimples on my special parts.
2true lives on a different plane of existence
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:46:30 AM
he's more amoeba like than man
she likes it when I wear my Magneto helmet..
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:47:43 AM
What, who doesn't own a Magneto helmet?

One has to wonder when and where 2for2true will post again. I wonder if he realizes he's developed a cult following?

2true is actually part gaseous
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:48:11 AM
but nobody knows which part.
i don't know about you guys
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:49:12 AM
but I'm really tired of all the 'indy' news lately. I don't think I'll even go see it anymore. Oh and I think glovedone is back for a third time, I saw a post that said "I farted" and the user name was now ZachBraff08, instead of glovedone/braff08, just wanted to let you guys know.
2true was not impressed with the title
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:50:11 AM
Quantum of Solace either.

But Eon keep rejecting his suggestion of "The Devil's kneecap". Which he named after his favourite posession.

Satan is not impressed and wants his kneecap back. 2true doesn't care.

Half the gases and metals
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:50:21 AM
on the periodic table of the elements were discovered after a 2true blood test. There were several casualties.
saw it and ignored it;
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:50:46 AM
I hope 2true catches the little prick
2true once ate a hybrid car
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:52:09 AM
just to see if it tasted different from a usual car.

He said it was lighter and had less calories.

I would not have left Mystique
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:52:15 AM
collapsed on the floor of that truck. Even if I did have Juggernaut for a personal pet. I would have taken her home and nursed her back to health, with my midichlorians. Until her skin was a health shade of blue again, and her bush garden was cleanly shorn.
2true is the reason Britney is on suicide watch
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:52:50 AM
he likes to call her late at night and breath into the phone.

He's done it to me. It's fucking scary.

2for2true = our universe
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:52:59 AM
He is everything...yet nothing...here..and...gone...h e was that thing at the end of FF2.
2true eats stew
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:54:02 AM
full of endangered penguin meat. Because it's delicious. 2true eats with a fork that he carved from an elephant tusk--an elephant he stunned by punching it in the face.
2true can freeze ice
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:54:19 AM
don't ask me how. I hope that sometime 2true comes back on here and finds out how much of a hero..nay a god he has become
2for2true doesn't taunt his victims...
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:54:20 AM
he just shows up...stabs them in the mouth. And then he's gone.
Rebecca whatshername
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:54:32 AM
stars in some shitty movies and TV.

Ugly betty blows.

2true can travel down the phone lines
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:55:20 AM
seriously, he surfs them with a pencil.
2true went surfing once
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:56:18 AM
and attacked a great white shark, because from above it looked like a seal.
2for2true once gave the Cloverfield monster a swirly
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:56:22 AM
Just to prove it could be done. Then he cockpunched Godzilla and shaved King Kong's ass before jamming a pencil in it.
The Titles Are Picked...
by CHEWBLACCA
Feb 7th, 2008
07:56:28 AM
...from a design angle. As long as they can line up a couple of 0's for the 007 logo, they're happy.
2true broke the sound barrier
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:56:38 AM
by whispering sweet nothings in a woman's ear. Also the woman's head exploded
2for2true pole vaults over buildings with his pencil
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:56:47 AM
The Mighty Thor
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:57:19 AM
wears a pin that says "2true Bitch"
2true derives no pleasure from our worship
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:57:24 AM
He says we need to start practising human sacrifice.

he's got a list. But I don't know how I'd get hold of an Australian virgin. They don't exist.

2for2true hunts killer whales with his pencil...
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:57:48 AM
and does so without an eraser!
2true knows where the unicorns live
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:58:43 AM
But he's not telling. Because he's like that.

He also has copyright on the word "the". He says we all owe him a lot of money and we'd better pay up because his pencil's just been sharpened.

2for2true got over two thousand votes in CT
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
07:58:57 AM
on Tuesday. All writes in...that were in blood.
2true took a whiz once
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
07:59:00 AM
off a freeway overpass. A third the population of the city was killed in the catastrophic pile-up caused when a semi jacknifed against his meat.
2true is behind the credit crunch
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
07:59:22 AM
He laughs in the face of our poverty
2true has never told a lie
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
07:59:53 AM
because to him everything is FACT
2for2true hates the number 4
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
08:00:17 AM
He sliced the fucker in half to get two 2's. For real.
2for2true has nothing but contempt for the electoral college
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:00:20 AM
He thinks that he should be dictator.

Or God. He's not sure yet, but promises to let us know.

2for2true pluralises Lone Ranger
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:01:31 AM
and it doesn't sound stupid.
2for2true admires James Bond,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:02:12 AM
but thinks that he needs to use more pencils.
2true eats beef jerky cereal
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:02:30 AM
and shampoos with Lava. There is no mildew in his shower because his midichlorians kill everything.
2for2true doesn't even need to talk...
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
08:03:16 AM
thinks it's below him, and only "stupid mortals" need to converse with the use of sound. 2for2true is a telepath and has just told me that he's God.
2for2true just calls upon the heavens to
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
08:04:19 AM
open up and pour rain on him. That's his shower.
2true was disappointed
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:05:27 AM
with the lack of pencil kills in "Rambo."
2for2true has just told me to kill Joe from Marketing
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
08:06:18 AM
I have to go now...to do the master's bidding.
Gulliver's Travels was originaly called
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:06:58 AM
2for2true's Travels, however it was only 1 page long and was just a picture of 2true stabbing someone in the mouth with his dick hanging out. People at the time called it "genius"
see ya Pillow
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:07:41 AM
tell Joe to go eat a dick
2true's midichlorians
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:07:45 AM
once got in a fight with Drano, and Drano lost. Liquid Plumr has offered to market his jizz as a "deluxe" version of their drain cleaner, but 2true walked out of their offices leaving a wake of pencil-stabbed corpses.
Good one, kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:08:47 AM
with "2true's Travels."
I would give anything to have 2true come in here right now
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:09:41 AM
even my unborn child
At night when my daughter asks
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:11:44 AM
"Do you think God hears it when we pray to grandpa?"

I said, "Only if 2true lets him, sweetheart."

if there is anything at all that I will miss about Bush
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:12:39 AM
it's the hilarious debates against him and John Kerry, dear Lord he looked like a total idiot(which he is)
guys, here is a great cartoon site
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:13:45 AM
def our humor
www.pbfcomics.com
it's really some funny shit
2true once banged Hillary Clinton in the ass
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:24:51 AM
and made her lick Bill's jizz off monica lewinsky's dress.

But they covered it up, because 2true knew that the American public couldn't handle the truth.

Those are hilarious
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:26:18 AM
I like "Game Boy" and "Guntron Alliance Force." And "Angels Caught."
That's a solid teaser poster
by SpyGuy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:30:03 AM
And it fits perfectly with the final scene from CASINO ROYALE where Bond caps Mr. White and then steps out looking all badass with his silenced HK UMP9. Since QUANTUM OF SOLACE (And yeah, I dig the title) picks up minutes after CASINO ROYALE, this teaser image makes perfect sense.
They are funny
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:30:22 AM
I liked Miggs and The Man with no penis.
"Suicide Train" is the best
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
08:30:51 AM
They just get funnier
my favorite is the one
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:34:53 AM
where the aliens try to burn a message into the moon but spell it wrong and it says "you guys sock!"
Or "not today little one"
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:40:38 AM
that made me laugh-
or The Pacific Council
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
08:41:43 AM
shit, they're all funny
I knew you guys would dig it
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:45:34 AM
it's good stuff
I like the today I will fly one
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:48:24 AM
the newspaper clip is so hilarious
If you look closely his head is
by erichaislar
Feb 7th, 2008
08:50:24 AM
Darth Vaders Helmet.
Poster = Action Packed Promises = :)
by georges garvaren
Feb 7th, 2008
08:52:17 AM
Bond is always great, even starring an all too handsome, unBond like Craig. I am a quivering titty when thinking of this film. Good luck!
Come on boys! Bear Boy and Bear Police!
by just pillow talk
Feb 7th, 2008
08:54:37 AM
Those are great! They should be attached to our Bear thread.
How could I forget Bear Police?
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:03:41 AM
I'm slipping
Did Warwick make these cartoons?
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
09:03:51 AM
2true is pleased.
Bear boy needs a slap though
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
09:05:18 AM
copying bears. Mind you, it could have been worse- Imagine if he'd copied paddington.
here's a bear that meets an untimely fate
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:06:15 AM
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid= PBF057-Raft_Friends.jpg
that link doesn't work
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:07:12 AM
just look up Raft Friends
Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:07:49 AM
he did eat his teachers throat out, so I must give him some credit for that bear-like move
cunt deserved it
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
09:08:24 AM
Banjo playing fruit. Bears aren't friends with birds. They just eat them
Did you see Zthulu's Resurrection yet?
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:10:07 AM
that's a great one
he did deserve it
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:10:48 AM
however I love the look of dawning realization on his face
Did anyone else notice...
by masteryoda007
Feb 7th, 2008
09:12:12 AM
I have a feeling the movie will follow on from the moment at the end of Royale when he spouts, "Bond, James Bond". The shadow looks like his exact pose at the end of Royale.
I like the title Quantum of Solace too but
by kafka07
Feb 7th, 2008
09:13:34 AM
but don't be trashin the Octopussy
QUANTUM OF SALLY
by Orionsangels
Feb 7th, 2008
09:14:13 AM
OCtopussy is disturbing as a title
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
09:15:17 AM
does it mean 8 pussies? or one pussy with 8 tentacles.

It's very frightening.

looky what they ran today?
by Windowlicker74
Feb 7th, 2008
09:21:52 AM
great attempty at being a retard
Quantum of Leap
by uss cygnus
Feb 7th, 2008
09:22:38 AM
SAAAAAAAM!!!!!!
I love how QoS...
by The Bandit
Feb 7th, 2008
09:28:44 AM
is shaping up so far. Poster looks great! Great tease, really works and the behind the scenes stuff gets me even more excited. As much as people want to bitch about the new title, I dont think '007' is the way to go. Sure it makes a certain kind of sense obviously, he's becoming 007 but hes not there yet, but still I think QoS is the better choice. It's a tricky thing not to slip back into the almost parody that some of the previous Bond movies bordered on. Bringing back characters like Q or Moneypenny I think would be a mistake unless handled very gently and gradually. It wouldnt do to suddenly have Moneypenny just appear on the scene and have a witty back and forth with Bond. Thats pure cheese and just doesnt fit with the Bond we now have and want to keep. If she is introduced she shouldnt even have a name, just be some office girl Bond interacts with in passing. M has all sorts of aides and assistants, it'd be silly for her to just suddenly have a little number 2 in Moneypenny. As for Q you could involve him a bit more in ways, but only briefly and not in every movie. First of all use his name Mjr. Boothroyd, and play him straight. The Bond/Q relationshiop much like the Bond/Moneypenny one, became a useless tacked on joke. No doubt MI6 has an armoury, tech people, etc. and so they should just play to the reality of that. What we dont want to see again is some inspector gadget like 'Q Branch' again. Still, love them as I may, I dont know if Q and Moneypenny have a place in the new Bond. Also acorvey25 is exactly right, Bond is a trained assassin being groomed to become a gentleman spy, a process hes still going through. And the title doesnt have to be, and isnt always, part of the theme song.
You have it backwards, Lost Jarv
by I Dunno
Feb 7th, 2008
09:34:43 AM
Winehouse, Britney, Lohan, especially Robert Downey jr...they will all live to be 90. Like cockroaches. Random celebs like Heath Ledger ODs on Tylenol.

The only dead pool I ever won was as a kid, Kurt Cobain. 27 is the magic number for rock star deaths (Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Jopin,etc) so I picked 6 months after Cobain's 27th birthday. Took my winnings and bought a GnR CD.

Not sure I like the poster
by veritasses
Feb 7th, 2008
09:43:25 AM
I know using the shadow on the old road has lots of deeper meaning and it's a re-imagining so suppose it might be ok but Bond's weapon should be a Walther PPK, not an automatic. Also it reminds me more of "The Saint" then Bond.
using Q is harder and harder nowadays.
by I Dunno
Feb 7th, 2008
09:43:34 AM
Q's best gadgets were sort of believable but just slightly ahead of our own technology. With today's technology, that's getting harder to achieve. You either get something lame like a belt that you can swing on or some sci-fi shit like a car with a Romulan cloaking device.

I'd like to see Q back but it would take some good writing and a lot of imagination.

There's no reason not to bring Moneypenny back though.

music
by DanboJohnJ
Feb 7th, 2008
09:46:23 AM
hope they use the origonal music theme,not a dance bond theme like in the last few films,and give shirly bassy a crack at the main title song...more real instruments less fake drum machine shit
The Quantum of Pretentiousness
by KillaKane
Feb 7th, 2008
09:47:16 AM
By far an away the most cryptic and pretentious Bond Title yet, Meh!
LOOKS OKAY - NOTHING EYE-POPPING
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 7th, 2008
09:47:36 AM
Anyone who saw Casino Royale will definitely be repeat customers. Great movie and if they can continue the style and up the action, then this'll be better. And let's get some more and better gadgets shall we? A defibrillator with a loose wire? WTF...
A VIEW TO A KILL WAS A STRANGE TITLE TOO
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 7th, 2008
09:49:28 AM
but turned out to be one of the better ones, and definitely had one of the best songs.
Sorry, I keep comin' and goin'
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
09:50:54 AM
Had to flirt with the office girls. One of 'em had cake for her birthday and offered me some. I told her to feed it to me, because I'm a bad baby.
theme song should be done by
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:51:32 AM
The Gorillaz feat. Stephen Hawking on beat box
I don't have a problem with the title
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
09:51:55 AM
But they've GOT to know that they risk putting off some of the younger, or dumber, folks who don't know what it means or don't recognize it as a Bond picture.
abom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
09:59:20 AM
if they keep it just 007, kids might think that is the date the film opens
Kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
10:00:37 AM
Hawking will do the "Quantum" part. KWAN-TAM, K-K-K-KWAN-TAM!! Are you DOWN with a partiKULL con-ver-TURR
LOL abom, i can see it now
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:03:10 AM
you see all these sillouhettes of wheel chairs flying past the screen, while women chew on carrots and play with star-charts
For some reason I am reminded
by skimn
Feb 7th, 2008
10:04:47 AM
of The Road Warrior by that poster. And how kick ass would it have been if George Miller ever directed a Bond?
this poster reminds me of
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:07:57 AM
Peter Pan 2: The Reckoning
Daniel Craig as James Bond in Bingo Extravaganza
by ArcadianDS
Feb 7th, 2008
10:08:27 AM
I still think they should have rode the wave of excitement about watching a 95 minute poker game and followed it up with a 95 minute bingo tournament.

And I already have a 1st draft screenplay in my office called "Settlers Of Catan Fiesta" that would have made a nice mini-trilogy within the Bond legacy.

Daniel Craig is 007 in
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
10:12:30 AM
A Night at the Races. Virtual horse racing gets deadly when someone switches the DVDs at the VFW Hall.
strike that pose, strike that pose
by kabong
Feb 7th, 2008
10:14:38 AM
and he strikes da da da da da like Quantum ooooooooooooooooooof Solace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just make it better than Crapsino With Cheese.

007: Balls of Vengeance
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:15:33 AM
They're swollen....with RAGE
Top Gear Test Track?
by kdoc13
Feb 7th, 2008
10:16:09 AM
Ok, is it just me or does it now seem like there is only one place to drive a car in England and it's the same airfield they tape every Top gear at?
007: Shadows of Midnight
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:19:29 AM
Better Bonds....
by kdoc13
Feb 7th, 2008
10:19:49 AM
By the way, to respond to an earlier post. There are way better bond's than Daniel Craig! But they vary by movie. The short list. Sean Connery - Dr. No. George Lazernby - OHMSS. Pierce Brosnan - Goldeneye. Sean Connery - Goldfinger. You can't top Connery, he invented the Movie James Bond. Craig is just trying to be a British Jason Bourne.
James Bond in...
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
10:20:27 AM
Kill This Guy and Screw That Girl.
One last thing.
by kdoc13
Feb 7th, 2008
10:20:58 AM
Whoever suggested earlier that the new title be, 007: Stinkfist. I admit it, I laughed. And can only imagine the title sequence.
in before the "HD-DVD is dead" guy
by ArcadianDS
Feb 7th, 2008
10:22:41 AM
who is posting his silly blog update on all the talkbacks.

Sorry dude - all gadgets reduce their prices after a year. How about for your next update, you report that the iPhone is dead now that they're selling at $100 less than the introductory price.

kdoc
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
10:24:37 AM
I don't completely disagree with you that Craig came off like Damon's "Jason Bourne." But it must be remembered that Ludlum probably based his spy fiction on Bond, who existed years before. It would be unavoidable NOT to. It could be said that Damon played Bourne the way another actor might play an Americanized Bond. Craig, in portraying Bond, was merely harkening back to the roots of 007. Though I'm sure not consciously. And less suave than say, Connery, and more of a brute--but that was part of the story, not a choice by Craig. If I had any faults with the movie, it wasn't with Craig. I was impressed with his 00Debut.
I like the new bond
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:26:43 AM
i was getting tired of the suave bond. In it's own way that's cool, but I like a Bond who doesn't take any shit and can get fucked up too.
Theme to Stinkfist
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
10:29:20 AM
In a time of danger
Will constipation be a total stranger
You're spreading yourself out
But it's hard to get it out
Who will save you
With a flick of his wrist
So deep inside you
He's giving you fits, he's...
Stink-Fiiiist
Something smells rotten in Denmark
Stink-Fiiiist
The streets of London reek of ass
He's no enema bandit
No self-serving lover
He'll check out your prostate
With his rubber glove-ah!
Stink-FIIIIST!
Craig as "more of a brute"
by JAGUART
Feb 7th, 2008
10:41:19 AM
This reboot has the opportunity to give Bond a character arc, and it would be wonderful to see in each successive film a refinement in his persona and methods, culminating in a Bond that's as suave or more, than Connery.
you need an ode to true abom,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 7th, 2008
10:41:54 AM
or maybe a sonnet.

I can do a limerick:

There once was a thug called 2true,

Who'll stab you for something to do,

He will never squeel,

Just yell out "SHITHEEL"

You shitheels had best get a clue.

Casino Royale last scene...
by idahomer
Feb 7th, 2008
10:50:15 AM
Love that this is a direct sequel. (I said they would go that route last year. My bet is Craig will do four Bond movies, all inter-related, and then they will go with someone new.)

Anyway, her is a pic that matches the poster. http://tinyurl.com/2f8e22

Jarv that was a great one!
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:50:56 AM
2for2true a Haiku

2true likes to stab
mouths are bloody with the pain
Shitheels mean nothing
This is why the Writer's strike should end NOW
by ArcadianDS
Feb 7th, 2008
10:51:37 AM
the original ending of Casino Royale had James Bond peering over his hand of cards, smirking and winking to the camera, and saying,

"go fish."

LOL "Go fish"
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:54:46 AM
what a 'joker'!
off to lunch
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:59:45 AM
see you guys later
Boring and Cool at the same time?
by Norman Bates
Feb 7th, 2008
10:59:46 AM
Is it possible? I think this poster proves it.
this poster is more exciting
by vaudeville villain
Feb 7th, 2008
11:01:51 AM
than anything released on the new indy flick thus far (ie, dust and alien skulls).
This can't be better than Casino Royale
by performingmonkey
Feb 7th, 2008
11:04:35 AM
That movie was such a breath of fresh air for the series and Eva Green was just fucking perfect. Now this one is simply a sequel. Craig's Bond was already fucked up (albeit not entirely) in CR so he'll have to be insane in Quantum of Solace after Vesper's death. I hope they go dark as hell. Dark Bond worked very well in CR.
A View to a Kill
by Screwbini
Feb 7th, 2008
11:07:58 AM
.....was an interesting title, but in my opinion the absolute WORST Bond movie ever. So much for titles.
Yum
by Cat_Corporation
Feb 7th, 2008
11:08:16 AM
Tasty poster. Looking forward to it!
Wait, it's coming out THIS YEAR?!?!?
by SkidMarkedUndies
Feb 7th, 2008
11:27:43 AM
HOLY CHRIST!! WHAT A YEAR!! Batman, Iron Man, Indy AND BOND?!?!
HANNAH MONTANA 2: QUANTUM OF DUMBASS TWEENS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 7th, 2008
11:36:45 AM
Parents! Take your kids to There Will Be Blood instead, for the love of God.
2for2true Haiku
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
11:41:29 AM
Pencils are sharpened
Stab you in the fucking mouth
Shitheel observers

Your slack jaw agape
Blood tainting chysanthemums
Dying on a breeze

I guess using his shadow...
by Acquanetta
Feb 7th, 2008
11:46:37 AM
...is one way to make Craig appear tall enough for Bond?
BSB I agree
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
11:50:00 AM
Hannah has enough money. Wouldn't children prefer "Rambo?"
Pic
by Embeedeuce
Feb 7th, 2008
11:55:58 AM
Daniel Craig looks so old in that photo.
No Country for Old Agents
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
11:57:54 AM
the title is from a Bond short story
by blackshuck
Feb 7th, 2008
11:59:16 AM
in the Ian Fleming-penned "For Your Eyes Only"... just sayin
I heard in this one
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:18:47 PM
to prove his loyalty, Bond goes down on M like there's no tomorrow, and she nearly has a stroke. I saw an early promo shot of him walking out of the office, and there's flies buzzing around his mouth.
LOL abom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:22:20 PM
that is hilarious. he gives her a ride on the ol' Midnight Tongue Train
awesome.
by frankenfickle
Feb 7th, 2008
12:24:30 PM
awesome title, awesome poster. they've taken the garbage bond franchise and turned into something to really look forward to. good job.
Yeah, a little turf in her surf
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:24:50 PM
I'll bet Judy Dench was kinda good lookin' back in the day? Anybody know? How's she taste?
Once they added the Dame
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:28:25 PM
her flavor went up I hear. It's like a fine wine, better with age
loserguy
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:28:56 PM
is this about Jim Henson again?
ABOM AND KLOIPY - GOING SOUTH ON THE GILF?!?!??!?!
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 7th, 2008
12:37:57 PM
OMG this aint right. She's a Dame for the Queen's sake. Is there nothing sacred? Now let's discuss what Bond does with her taint..
Kloipy
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:39:21 PM
yes, not at all like creamed sardines mixed with bleu cheese. It's like honey with a hint of strawberries, and finger-lickin' good
007: The One Inch of Salt Lick
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:39:51 PM
that 'taint' right
it's a mixture
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:40:42 PM
of goat cheese, boisenberry, and just a hint of lilac
Judy Dench's Vagina= Dannon Fruit on the Bottom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:41:20 PM
BSB you're probably right
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:41:57 PM
Dench did bring some class to the proceedings in the Brosnan era. I should be more polite and show some respect.

But to answer your question, I'll bet Bond nibbles her taint. You know, like playful little bites as she writhes and her eyes roll back in her head, and she digs her fingernails into his back and rakes him.

Kloipy, you just had to come out
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:44:06 PM
and praise her fruity goodness right there in the subject header! We'll both be banished! Oh well, that's more time for me to sprinkle my Grape Nuts into that fine peach cobbler.
Bond sometimes eats it with a spoon
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
12:46:03 PM
and takes his tea with it. And dips crackers in it.
abom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:48:12 PM
If I didn't get banned for the 1000's of Warwick Davis/Kathy Bates slippery vag/bears/flaming leg kicks/milfs/midnightmeattrain/ mirajeff posts that I made on here I doubt (or at least hope)I wouldnt get banned for showing a little love to my Judie
007 Episode II: The Quantum Menace
by pokadoo
Feb 7th, 2008
12:54:04 PM
I do respect Judy
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
12:55:48 PM
I think she's a great actress. Except I still can't understand why she was in that Riddick movie
N64 classic "GOLDENEYE" on Xbox 360 comin'!!!!
by JDanielP
Feb 7th, 2008
12:56:17 PM
Updated graphics which are translated from from the original. And it will be playable over Xbox LIVE in multiplayer mode. OOOOOh, yeah. That's MY shadow on the poster. (heh,heh)
She was in Riddick?
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:00:04 PM
I didn't see that one. Did anyone turn her sweet snatch into a Lunchable?
i don't know if they did, perhaps, I didn't see the piece of shi
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:02:04 PM
but did you see Notes on a Scandal? She was fucking awesome in that movie
I wish warwick davis would come in here
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:02:47 PM
I might get star-shocked though and not know what to say to him
No, but I just wikied her
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:08:01 PM
To educate myself. I didn't know she narrated a 1985 arthouse gay documentary, reading sonnets and shit. Good to know she's in touch with a wild side, although that's not the wild side I'm interested in.

Wherever Warwick is right now, hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table, I hope he knows I love that little ewok.

holy shit abom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:11:09 PM
"hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table"-that made me choke on my coffee. That's good shit right there. I know, as much as we all talk about warwick, i think it is an unspoken fact that we all love the guy. I mean come on he IS the leprechaun!
tiny penis?
by BadMrWonka
Feb 7th, 2008
01:11:23 PM
isn't anyone else bothered by the fact that Daniel Craig has shown his little Bond in other films, and it's fucking ridiculously tiny?

Bond should be packing heat! I always pictured Connery as swinging a baguette under there. Just can't look at Craig in his little swimsuit without shaking my head.

Wonka
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:14:37 PM
maybe we could get Long Dong Silver to play bond next time. Have him repel off building using he dick as his safety line. I didn't need to see Daniel Craig naked to know he was tiny, any guy who drives a car or uses guns like bond is trying to compensate for something downtown.
I just read up on "Notes on a Scandal"
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:15:04 PM
Sounds positively sexy-licious. Did Dench and Blanchett ever get it on? Not that that would be my ideal saphorric relation to witness. I'm having an afternoon coffee, too BTW. We must jones for nicotine and caffeine about the same time.

Badwonka, perhaps it was cold. I give the guy credit for doing that, though. I'm Irish. I wouldn't show my non-aroused Mr. Hey NanniNanoo in a movie.

If I was Bond
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:17:39 PM
I wouldn't use gadgets, I'd just go around slapping people to death with my gigantic Pink Willy Loman.
Hey kloips
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:19:30 PM
"Braff" recently posted on the Indy IV TB saying he was sorry for saying whatever he said about Heath Ledger.

If Warwick Davis ever honored me by visiting my office, I might not know it--not if he's dressed as a tape dispenser or stapler. Do you think Carrie Fisher did some heavy petting on him back in '83?

I'd spray people
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:21:55 PM
with my midichlorian fire hose, and yell "Take THIS, by God!"
Yeah, I saw his apology
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:22:11 PM
I'm not posting anything to him because I dont think he is sincere. I mean the guy has been banned 3 times in the last 2 weeks, so that should tell us all something.
As for Dame Warwick Davis, I would probably kneel before him, just so you know, we could talk face to face. I think Carrie had more of a thing for what's her name, um, were there any other female characters in star wars?
is it just me
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:25:06 PM
or does that one fish guy in star wars look like a cross between an asian and a mexican stereotype? I think Lucas might be racist and sexist.
RADIOHEAD for Bond Theme.
by Kid Idioteque
Feb 7th, 2008
01:28:32 PM
Or if you can't get them, Muse is the next best thing. And remember guys, "Casino Royale" wasn't used for the theme song.
Shit, I gots to work
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
01:29:29 PM
Something came up, but I'll be back to disparage people and say inappropriate things later.
muse=a shitty rip off of radiohead
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:30:03 PM
You can't even put those two bands in the league. Radiohead is light-years ahead of muse.
see ya Abom
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:30:22 PM
work sucks
Jarv! dude you were in an old TB with 2true for Hairspray
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:37:34 PM
also he is on Amazon as David H."2for2true" here is what he said in the tb for hairspray
Hairspray is far better musical than Grease... by 2for2true Mar 15th, 2007 08:42:54 AM I've seen both on stage, and while Grease made a great movie the staged version is pretty bad....so bad that the recent UK version actually added some tunes from the movie that weren't in the orginal broadway show. While I don't know how the movie will turn out, the braodway show was far more entertaining than just about anything else I've seen there in the past ten years, with the exception of The Producers. I think the music was written by the same guys that did the songs for the South Park movie....
2for2true also love Musicals?
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:42:02 PM
this man is an enigma!
Americans will never get this title
by Ray Gamma
Feb 7th, 2008
01:46:34 PM
If the producers of this flick want it to sell in America, they better drop the complicated title and change it to "Bond 22: Kick Ass Spy"
Ray
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
01:49:02 PM
either that or 007:Let Freedom Reign!
Bring Back the Walter
by christian66
Feb 7th, 2008
01:49:57 PM
I didn't like Bond's AK-47 at the end of CR. Shoulda been a Walther.
Er, uh...I mean...WALTHER
by christian66
Feb 7th, 2008
01:52:33 PM
Ray Gamma
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 7th, 2008
02:08:11 PM
Yeah, I said something like that above. I'm okay with the title myself, but yeah they're alienating the young (American) audience with it. To Americans, it sounds like a movie about people quietly dying of old age in a home.
TOO MANY FLAMES!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 7th, 2008
02:19:39 PM
Somehow.
I'm sincere guys...
by Braffed
Feb 7th, 2008
02:20:35 PM
Seriously, I might be alot of things, but I stick to my word. I am truly sorry. I tried to log on earlier...but the powers to be banned me (again). It does suck what happened to Ledger. Although I never cared for him as an actor, it suckes to go like that.
I am looking forward to see how they translate....
by travis-dane
Feb 7th, 2008
02:32:16 PM
the title into german.
He had a sniper rifle at the end of the first one
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 7th, 2008
02:35:03 PM
not a machine gun, if that's what they were going for.
Royale was AWESOME...Quantum of Solace
by FleshMachine
Feb 7th, 2008
02:36:33 PM
will be too. fuck y'all
it's the same gun...a decked out H&K.
by FleshMachine
Feb 7th, 2008
02:37:29 PM
not a sniper rifle
casino was ok...
by Braffed
Feb 7th, 2008
02:38:24 PM
This new title sounds like a new album from Enigma
travis
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
02:38:54 PM
it will probably come out to be like 007:The Cathedral of Puppies
Death to Ray Gamma
by Spoiler_Man
Feb 7th, 2008
03:14:29 PM
You suggesting Americans are stupid? Fuck you. Dunno where your from but wherever it is, its a shithole compared to the United States of America. The USA owns your ass. We could destroy you if we wanted. Think about that one pipsqueak.
Americans are dumb?
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 7th, 2008
03:15:17 PM
We didn't invent Yahoo Serious.
It should be QUANTA OF SOLACE
by chrth
Feb 7th, 2008
03:28:50 PM
So, it's like, multiple quantums of Solace. So there's more solace to share.
Nov. 2008? Holy--Barack Obama's got a gun!
by Sherman_Lives
Feb 7th, 2008
03:33:01 PM
Gotta admit, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that tall, thin shadow. Am I a bad person?
Other movies almost ruined by bad titles
by ArcadianDS
Feb 7th, 2008
03:39:50 PM
Espoused One, I have Indelibly Reduced the Offspring.

Interstellar Conflicts III: Retribution Of The Solitary Paladin.

Cessation, Erstwhile My Matriarch Will Discharge!

Spoiler_Man
by Kloipy
Feb 7th, 2008
03:47:20 PM
really? you actually believe that? I'm an american and we are easily slipping from our superpower status. It's people like you who will be the downfall of this country, thinking that you are better than the rest of the world. I mean just look at the bang up job america has done in iraq so far. We have depleted our troop numbers, the world hates us, our economy is shit, so don't go spouting off bullshit like that when we have nothing to back it up with.
The Bitch Is Still Dead
by polyh3dron
Feb 7th, 2008
04:19:24 PM
That's what the title should have been.
In this episode, Jimbo Bond learns to eat with a fork.
by kabong
Feb 7th, 2008
04:26:38 PM
As a dumbass field agent or whatever he never had to know which spoon he should use to slurp his soup. But now that Vesper is *spoiler* dead, he must learn to mix with embassy diplomats and stuff, so this is going to be a tremendous cinematic achievement.

Alternate title: Fuckill

See, like it's a play on the "k" in both words, sort of like enjambement, which is a fancy word that Bond will learn about in "More Quantum of More Solace," which will be sequeled by "Even More Quantum of Even More Solace," which will show Jimbo Bond back at the card table for over an hour, pursing his collagened lips and saying, "Got any jacks?"

I think it's a great title.
by Rakafraker
Feb 7th, 2008
05:06:38 PM
After the crap that Bond went through in CR? Remember the bottomless chair torture scene? Poisoning/DEATH? Not to mention the love angle. I think he's due for just a smidgen of respite, to rest and reflect!

It kinda hit me a bit odd when I first heard it, but now that I've had a bit to mull the meaning of it, knowing that it picks up almost right where it leaves off, I'm all aboard. Thankfully they didn't go with just 007 for the title.

That preview got the heart pumping, even though it's not Campbell again. I agree with others on here that jerky-cam moves aren't for everyone. I like to see the best angles clearly. Quick pan and zoom moves are frustrating. I enjoy being able to watch a movie many times and see different things in the action scenes.

Carbunkle Of Confusion!?
by FILMFUNK
Feb 7th, 2008
05:10:54 PM
It looks good, very clean and they say 2twice as good (which they always say) so i guess i'll just have to get used to the very un-Bondlike title after the very return to Bond title that was Casino Royale. Least Bond movies are watchable again and i don't really give a tit about the title really.
Is he holding....
by eXcommunicated
Feb 7th, 2008
05:11:09 PM
...an MP5 with a silencer? Call of Duty 4 player here. ;)
David Arnold is no John Barry
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 7th, 2008
05:18:56 PM
It must be said.
The title - Quantum of Solace
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 7th, 2008
05:21:04 PM
sounds very good to me now. Classy. Certainly much better than Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day. Ugh.
Yes it is a MP5 with silencer.......
by travis-dane
Feb 7th, 2008
05:32:18 PM
I think Bond killed Mr.White with that one.
By Popular Demand - Quantum Of Solace Verse 2
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
05:44:56 PM
I'm Jimmy B bitches, don't need no gadgets or Q. I'm an everyman now, just like you. No rocket-propelled invisio-car, or laser watch. Just my jug-eared charm, and a knee in the crotch. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! G-G-Gun..and hot beaver. Watch me now!!! OW!!!!! (guitar solo)
Every saga has a beginning!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 7th, 2008
05:52:18 PM
Is missing from the poster.
Presidential Elections
by 69DUDE
Feb 7th, 2008
06:09:19 PM
Maybe I'm tuning in late to this event, but if it was a choice between The Stepford Wife and Tuvok. I say.....VOTE TUVOK!!!!!
Marc Forster
by Series7
Feb 7th, 2008
06:36:05 PM
Not sure how he is going to turn out as a director. I think his stuff has been pretty boring. Don't know why Martin Campbell can't just keep on directing Bond. He's made the best (2) Bonds ever.
This movie looks so good that, instead of dying today
by monorail77
Feb 7th, 2008
06:53:50 PM
I think I'll die....another day.
Series7
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 7th, 2008
06:54:45 PM
But Campbell didn't direct From Russia With Love and The Living Daylights.
Kloipy
by Jackie Boy
Feb 7th, 2008
08:48:45 PM
You're referring to the guy in the Falcon with Lando in Jedi, right? Aw hells yeah that motherfucker's a racist.
ATTN: Following Talkbackers
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 7th, 2008
09:05:05 PM
Abominable Snowcone
Lost Jarv
Kloipy

You guys are awesome

The Phantom of Menace
by Pipple
Feb 7th, 2008
09:17:43 PM
Gosh I couldn't care less about the new bond.Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated.
Quantum of Solace
by Teddy Artery
Feb 7th, 2008
10:26:16 PM
Is hands-down the absolute worst title in the history of Bond films. The worst, Jerry... THE WORST!
The TREK guys should pay close attention...
by NoHubris
Feb 7th, 2008
10:32:15 PM
...and take copious notes when it comes to the BOND team's techniques on rebooting a franchise. Case in point: like Harry, even though I'm not totally cool with the title, I still want to see the movie.
Great poster
by TerryMalloy
Feb 7th, 2008
10:59:00 PM
Whoever wrote "The Vagina Imperative" as a Bond title is a genius by the way. That is the funniest fake title I've read on AICN.
Teddy Artery
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 7th, 2008
11:00:22 PM
Someone said Quantum of Solace belonged in the Seinfeld cineplex alongside Death Blow, Rochelle, Rochelle, and Prognosis Negative. Best. Post. Ever.
It kind of looks like it is going to be a Tarantino movie
by TerryMalloy
Feb 7th, 2008
11:04:04 PM
by the looks of the poster.
Then of course, there's Abom's List
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 7th, 2008
11:04:28 PM
Which deserves to be framed.
dumb title
by redkamel
Feb 8th, 2008
01:36:47 AM
what the hell is a quantum of solace? a discrete unit of lonliness? what does that even mean?
Cheers Cholera
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
02:59:31 AM
and Braff- your apology doesn't make any difference. Kloipy has ignored you because he is basically a gentleman. I feel no such compunction and will tell you straight out that your glib insincere apology does not make up for the billions of pathetic "OWNED" posts you put up.

You can, dear boy, go and fuck yourself repeatedly and without lube.

Don't make me fetch 2true to "pencilise" you.

I do wish they kept Campbell
by criticalbliss
Feb 8th, 2008
03:33:10 AM
Casino Royale, to me, was the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" of the Bond series. Admittedly, I'm not a huge Bond fan, but that film got me excited at the prospect of the character. However, after seeing the poster (great image) and the clip below, count me in. Let's hope they keep the serious tone and the more interesting take on a "civilized" killer who isn't all that civilized after all.
Have you already noticed..
by DonnieDorko
Feb 8th, 2008
03:42:00 AM
That James Bond's shadow is going towards the sun? That's a badass shadow..
Ocean's 007
by Jeff_Fries
Feb 8th, 2008
03:52:46 AM
Starring Daniel Craig's shadow and some concrete
I heard that True once "mounted" THE BATES
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
04:38:17 AM
It takes a brave man to do that.

but 2true is more machine than man nowadays

I also heard a rumour
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
04:48:10 AM
whispered from the shadows that 2true doesn't use a towel when he gets out of the shower. He just shakes himself dry like a dog.
and I heard that 2true
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
04:49:38 AM
once slapped Zack Braff with a bear for being a smug untalented git that gave us probably the worst film of the first decade of the 20th century (The Last Kiss). True has no respect for scrubs either. He said it isn't as funny as it thinks it is.
if 2true were a TV show
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
04:52:55 AM
then the TV would just explode with the sheer awesomeness of it. It would be called "Shitheel" and would feature 2true as a lone pencil armed avenger cleaning up the streets of his hood. Soundtrack would be by The Beatles. True would use his powers to ressurrect John Lennon and George Harrison, and once they'd finished recording, he would allow them to feast on McCartney's brain.
hmm, I'm all by myself
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
05:31:15 AM
DONT WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSEL-E-ELF
2for2true says Braff will have a pencil sticking
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
06:30:29 AM
out of his head before the day is out. The Law of 2for2true has been spoken.
the TV show would actually have to be a mini-series..
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
06:32:49 AM
that would be shown every day until eternity, because 2for2true = "sheer awesomeness". He's also just peachy goodness and slightly amazing.
Jesus Christ guys,I saw a dude in my Shopping....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
06:49:34 AM
mall and he had a FUCKING pencil in his hand.......and he gave me the "LOOK".......gulp......I ran away screaming!I think 2for2true is out there to get us..........2for2true can see beyond our User ID`s!Watch out guys,2for2true is out there!JESUS!
2for2true is all-knowing...all-powerful
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
06:59:19 AM
I pray for your soul travis...
2for2true will STAB my soul too!
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
07:07:55 AM
I am going to Hell.....
He's not coming to get me, pillows, abom, or Kloipy
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:08:36 AM
we're his acolytes. We're busy paving the way for the arrival of the one true god 2for2true. You'd better do some serious worship to avoid the pencilgeddon that is coming.

It's said that his arrival will coincide with the sun being put out, the seas will boil with blood, and frogs will simply cease to exist.

what few know,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:09:30 AM
is that he doesn't hide behind a User ID. His name ACTUALLY IS 2for2true.
morning guys
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:11:54 AM
happy friday! Jarv did you read that you my post about you and 2for being in a tb awhile ago together?
I did. I don't remember the TB, but I assume
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:12:59 AM
it is before he ascended to greatness.

Was it my old Lost Prophet ID?

yeah it was back in the LP days
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:14:34 AM
it was for Hairspray I believe
2true once bitch slapped Cthulhu
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:17:56 AM
he's the only man to put the Old Ones in their places
what the hell was I doing in there?
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:25:03 AM
I fucking hate musicals.

It must have been a really slow day.

2true still believes in Santa Claus
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:26:40 AM
and will stab any shitheel that says Santa doesn't exist TO DEATH with an eraser.

He's actually going to force santa into existence through sheer will power.

2true only shows up in negative in photographs
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:28:31 AM
and yet on film he is unable to be seen
i found myslef in another Hairspray tb before
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:30:50 AM
so don't feel too bad. What's this about rob zombie directing a Conan remake? did he not learn his lesson last time?
only 2true's left side casts a shadow
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:30:56 AM
Creepy.

Also, only his hands have a reflection.

I think that is probably the worst idea. Ever.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:31:58 AM
Even if they cast the corpse of Charlie Chaplin as Conan.

You have to wonder about what sort of fucking idiots are in authoritah in the studios.

Oh YES!
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:34:31 AM
Rob Zombie set to re-imagine Conan the Barbarian. Warwick Davis cast as both young and old conan. He's setting it in missouri, and COnan will be raised in a trailer park where he gets viciously beaten and sodomised by his moonshine addicted father. Conan will wreak bloody havok on the school that mocked him and the pupils that gave him a daily wedgie. Hilarity ensues, kids love it. Soundtrack by Mott the hoople.
It's just so sad, the state of movies
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:35:49 AM
when you get maybe 5 really wonderful movies a year, and 20 good, and the rest are shit. I saw the new trailer for the Will Smith debacle Hancock the other day. That's going to probably make billions, but it looks like utter shit
Zombie should remake Gummo
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:37:12 AM
that's right up his ally. soundtrack by Atom Ant
I've never heard of it. But I hate will smith
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:37:51 AM
and some cock-end in the Conan TB actually said the original Halloween was boring.

I requested he turned in his geek card.

Zombie should remake Kids
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:39:31 AM
soundtrack by System of a Down
It is no remake Kloipy,they will start all over.....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
07:39:43 AM
nothing to do with the old movies.I think Zombie could do it.He has the sex and violence thing going for him.And the movie will have no plot(we no it will have none),so it is up to violence and fucking!Enough for me.
LOL I just read that
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:40:11 AM
How can you not like the OG Halloween? It's a fucking classic, and then to go on to say the the remake is better? That's some low down dirty shit
Travis
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:41:49 AM
I just think the guy should just stick to his own stuff.
"We know it will have none"......
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
07:42:00 AM
idiot,travis,idiot!
Rob Zombie Presents The Cunt-ry Bears
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:42:40 AM
soundtrack by Wilson Phillips
Travis that is heresay
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:42:41 AM
Go and sit in the corner until you feel better.

Zombie cannot direct his piss into a toilet bowl

Fucking torture porn arsehole. Would you really want a TP Conan, Travis, would you?

Rob Zombie Presents the "don't-care bears"
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
07:44:51 AM
It's about a group of flourescent redneck bears that are into moonshine and incest. They go on a kill frenzy armed with banjo strings. Soundtrack by The Cure
have you guys seen the trailer for Poughkeepsie Tapes yet?
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:46:11 AM
i know Mori liked it but I can't tell you how fucking sick and tired I am of the home-cam/torture porn bullshit.
Rob Zombie Presents I Spit on Your Grave
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:47:22 AM
perfect venue for him, torture, rape, retards. soundtrack by Enya
I like The Devil`s Reject!
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
07:49:29 AM
but since I dont jerk off to it,it is no porn to me,it is just the good old violence!I have not seen the Halloween "reimaganing" yet.I give Rob a chance,but I dont think he will get it anyway.It will end up with Paul WS Anderson or the Rat or somebody like that.
travis, do yourself a favor and rent Zombie's Halloween
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
07:51:41 AM
and after the first 5 minutes when you start getting bored, and then the 'love hurts' montage comes on, and you see why zombie doesn't understand Myers you will know what we mean. I liked Rejects too, but Zombie needs to make his own shit not tread over a classic
Jarv, I saw great clip from Troma's Poultrygiest
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:01:44 AM
it had these 2 teens fucking in a graveyard, and these skeletal hands started coming out of the ground then the groundskeeper came out and started watching them and jerkin' it, and then a zombie hand fisted him the whole way from his ass out his mouth and then pulled all his guts out his ass. Some classic shit right there
Kloipy,I cannot compare Conan and Halloween.....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:03:22 AM
I just keep a open mind and see where they go with Conan.I think the first Conan movie was really good and they should have left it there(the sequel....argh!).So if they want to start from scratch,they should get an crazy director(like Millius was back then)and go total over the top with the violence(no LOTR PG-13 shit).Or Sly should direct(he knows how to do that).But I dont know who could play Conan.
That's ace Kloipy
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:05:14 AM
Travis- I know English is your second language so I'll explain. The definition of Pornography does not necessarily include sexual gratification.

Basically, TP is when an obscene, gratuitous level of damage is inflicted for the Audience's pleasure.

I quite liked the Devil's rejects. I fucking hated 1000 corpses though.

I agree on the over the top violence
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:05:46 AM
but I just dont like Zombie as a director and I don't think he could do a good Conan. And by God if it has any fucking rednecks in it I will scream
He has the wrong visual style for it.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:09:10 AM
He's fundamentally wrong on every level.

He doesn't understand the source material, is stylistically wrong, and has no proper track record. Just an awful choice.

There isn't a force strong enough
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:09:55 AM
to make me watch Poughkeepsie Tapes .

Not even 2true

the name Rob Zombie and the word Epic don't mix
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:11:51 AM
Just look at his trailer for Grindhouse, even when he tries to be funny it just came off as boring and lazy and it was only 3 minutes long
I think Zombie will not get the job........
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:13:42 AM
but who could do an 100mill. Conan movie?Any ideas.I think Sly should do it.
Also regarding "OVER THE TOP VIOLENCE"
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:15:06 AM
he can't do that either. He does gritty realistic looking violence- which is pretty typical of TP.

Remaking I spit on your grave, however, is a FUCKING brilliant idea. The original is hardly a classic, and it's the perfect aesthetic for him.

Although I loathed his grindhouse trailer (not quite as much as I hated Death Proof), it did give us the immortal "And Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu"

who should do it?
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:15:52 AM
MILIUS.

If he isn't dead.

or George Miller
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:18:13 AM
or NEIL MARSHALL.

I know that is a bit of a weird choice, but his movies so far have looked a lot bigger than their budget, and I bet he could do epic. But I nominate him for everything.

i don't think I ever talked to you about Death Proof
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:19:43 AM
I think when I first saw it my brain tried to force me to think that it was good, but overtime I beat my brain into submission and made it realize that the movie sucked. Don't get me wrong, I loved Kurt, and the car crash/chase, but the movie was just bad, way too drawn out and I just wasn't feeling it. I really like Planet Terror, because it was just a balls to the wall action/horror flick, Death Proof just gets so much good press on here, and I really don't know why
watched the trailer for Doomsday last night
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:20:54 AM
I'm looking forward to it now actually. Just cause it's Marshall. I just got around to seeing Dog Soldiers a few months back and loved that as well
I allways had the impression that Death Proof....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:22:34 AM
is one of the most hated movies around here.
Death Proof
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:26:44 AM
The problem with death proof is that it is Tarantino trying to be tarantino. He writes fucking horrible dialogue for women, and as cool as Kurt was, the film just dragged. It was like Sex and The City with car chases.

I like Planet Terror as well, and Cannot wait for Doomsday. We'd better get it before America, so I can watch it opening night and post a glowing chlorophyll laden review of it here.

LOL it was like SATC
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:29:40 AM
I'm sure you will get it before us, but our ending will probably be changed to have ghosts or some other stupid bullshit like they pulled with the descent
Fucking hell,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:34:48 AM
I don't think so.

Everywhere just says March, and there's been bugger all promotion of it.

What was the U.S. ending of Descent......
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:36:34 AM
here in Germany we had the "She`s crazy and stays in the cave" ending.
even my wife loved the Descent
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:37:42 AM
and she hates most horror movies, she was so into it though.
luckily I saw the UK ending
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:38:42 AM
but the American ending had her just end with seeing the ghost of Juno in the car and cut to credits
Wow,that sucks......
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:40:36 AM
And I wanna see Doomsday right now!RHONA MITRA!oohhhh....
Yeah, My missus loves the Descent too
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:42:54 AM
I think it's pretty unique amongst horror films that women really seem to dig it.

The US Ending was a fucking travesty, it really dilutes the intensity of that last scene.

I cannot find details of the UK release date anywhere. I want to go and see this one in the Cinema as he is one of our finest talents, and therefore should be supported.

Don't make me buy a pirate copy Universal- Just bring it out in London on March 1st.

Rhona Mitra is intensely fuckable
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:43:39 AM
but an absolutely shocking actress. Her presence in Doomsday worries me. A lot.
I don't think I've read a good review of the movie yet
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:46:20 AM
which kind of worries me as they all seem to share the same complaints about it
did you guys see 28 Weeks Later
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:46:52 AM
if so what did you think
I've read a few
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:47:48 AM
It's got a real feel of EFNY about it.

EFNY was panned when it came out, and even blade runner didn't get raves.

I don't care, reviews could say that it is fucking dire and I still want to go to see it.

28 Weeks Later was so awful that I actually
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:48:32 AM
lost some of my love for the original.

I saw it last night for the first time and I fucking hated it.

Ok guys,my Girlfriend liked the Descent too.....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
08:49:16 AM
maybe it is a chick flic and we did not get that........maybe we are pussys.......which brings me back to RHONA!
Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:50:16 AM
thank God you understand that that movie sucked shit out of Bate's asshole. I don't know why people on here seem to love it so much. It's one of the worst horror movies I've seen in a LONG time
and I know this is a petty stupid whinge about it
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:52:12 AM
but there is one point when they are in the docklands and he says that the rendevouz point is in Regent's Park but they have 4 minutes to make it.

I'm sorry, but the fucking flash couldn't make it in 4 minutes. Then they don't even go to Regent's Park. They go somewhere else (I think it was parliament hill), and from there they have to make it to Wembley in 20 mins. Again, impossible.

My problem with this is that they picked pretty iconic bits of London, and the fact that they could not be arsed with any sort of realism, in a faux-documentary film, fucked me off no end. It was like they picked names that Americans would recognise.

Lazy, shitty film-making. It reminds me of when that hack Eli Roth couldn't be bothered to change the street signs from Czech to Slovakian in hostel.

Other problems with it:
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
08:56:10 AM
1) The Opening scene. Yeah Carlyle ran away, because his wife inexplicably became attached to this kid. Fair enough, but the cack handed attempt to inject some pathos into it made me want to vomit.

2) His Kids, crap actors, pointless characters. Just shit- really they only existed to get the infection into the quarantine zone.

3)Americans. Nope, gung-ho flyboys were not needed.

4)Stupidity. It was a fucking moronic film. Typhoid Mary gets in. Carlyle gives her a snog when no-one is around. They wholesale lift the Eye-popping from the original, and zomkbie carlyle is still together enough to use his code to get out. Plus, the fucking Army's plan B was "Nuke The place" and they resorted to it cheerfully and far too quickly.

I hated it, and can go on for ages about how bad it was.

it was just all around bad
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:56:38 AM
i mean, ripping off the eye gouging scene from the first one, having the mother somehow make it back to london, would the rage-victims still just tear her to shreds instead of just infecting her? Was the movie supposed to be scary? because it wasnt.
when the eye part came up
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:58:30 AM
I was like "no way they are going to do that agai....oh they are."
It was just horrible
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:00:37 AM
And I was going to watch the original again tonight, but I think I'll leave it until the fetid stench of the sequel goes.
Stealing the Eye Popping scene
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:04:05 AM
was unforgivable. It was a fucking lazy film and you can tell Boyle did not give a fuck about it. You can also tell that the director was Spanish, and that the studio were desperate to squeeze a second sequel out of it (When it already holds the award for most unneccessary sequel ever) so finsihed it in Europe.
and yet it gets praised in here constantly
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:10:38 AM
people talking about how it's such a political movie. It's really not and what political aspect in the film is about as subtle as an elephant sitting on your face
Wow Jarv,you know how to turn a film to shreds....
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
09:15:27 AM
you should do your own "movieshredding" website.I liked the dude who played the Sniper,he was the only good thing in the movie(and the only "good" death in the movie)and of course the Helicopter scene(was oldschool fun).
The politcal aspect of the film
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:21:55 AM
could not have been less subtle- OOOOOH ASYLUM SEEKERS BAD, YOU BAD AUDIENCE, YOU VERY STUPID, WE REPEAT UNTIL UNDERSTAND.

And the helicopter bit was quite fun.

It's a mystery why it is so praised.

it's the Children of Men of Zombie movies
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:23:07 AM
not really at all
Romero is the best at zombies
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:25:06 AM
I think we can all agree on that. Just something about the guy he just makes his actors seem realistic like you would expect a zombie to act.
RE:"Children of Men of Zombie movies"
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
09:26:33 AM
hehehehe.......Kloipy.funky!
that is funny Kloipy
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:28:08 AM
And Romero is indeed the best. Even Land of the Dead is better than almost all pretenders.
heading out for a smoke
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:30:12 AM
That's a good idea.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:30:58 AM
I think I'll do that
I think that it would be great if that political TB stayed
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:38:42 AM
forever.

It's like an asshole black hole- It just pulls everyone that wants to talk about politics in. Leaving the others for us to crack jokes in, or talk about anything we want.

i saw you guys started talking about pastreys in there
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:42:08 AM
that gave me a good laugh
It was priceless/
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:43:19 AM
have you been in recently. They're calling for us so it can stay in the top 10. They can kiss my arse.
I just checked it out like a day ago
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:47:10 AM
I'll have to take a peek
nope, they don't deserve us.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:48:09 AM
Boring, earnest fucks. They do not deserve our brand of genius.
even BSB was calling for us
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:50:29 AM
I'll talk politics every once in a while, but today is not that day.
and I've been disgusted at some of the fascists
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:51:28 AM
posting in there
Nobody calls for travis........
by travis-dane
Feb 8th, 2008
09:53:03 AM
hhhhmmmmmm......thats good.or not?
Fuck BSB.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:53:09 AM
Clown. If he was half as funny as he thinks he is it would be alright.

I have no problem disagreeing with someone, but he is a nasty piece of work- and I hate the ALL CAPS unfunny headings.

I think it's that we drive the numbers up-
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
09:54:31 AM
I wouldn't worry about it.

The funny thing is that if we did go in then it would be the end of their little politics forum- we'd monopolise it with bears/ milfs/ remakes/warwick/ THE BATES etc.

yeah they should know better by now
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
09:58:03 AM
the closest it would come to politics is us calling for 2true to be dictator of the world
2true would not be dictator
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:02:07 AM
Everybody would worship him- he would be loved, honoured and feared.

Especially now he owns a calligraphy pen.

Dear Lord help us all
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:07:14 AM
it's his signature of doom
oh yes 399th
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:16:12 AM
and 400th
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:16:40 AM
It's only fun shouting out on the big numbers
yeah like in the Bear tb
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:18:51 AM
we got to shout numbers like 1,600th!
I nearly got into an argument with BRaffed then
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:19:45 AM
that would have been terrible.
when was that?
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:22:14 AM
nevermind, just saw it
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:32:57 AM
I almost posted something to him. I wrote it out and everything but then just decided to erase it
that's exactly what I did
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:38:24 AM
Guys, Braffed is on his knees
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:39:55 AM
begging for mercy. You have a sword in your hand. What do you choose to do?
i'm not even making up with the guy
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:43:09 AM
weeks of fucking hateful shit in 2 seperate Obit TB's, then he gets banned comes back, acts like a total asshole, follows me and Finky around to different tb's just to start shit, gets banned, comes back, becomes friends with Animalballs, gets banned again, comes back and wants to make friends now? Fuck that I say. To Terry, I'd give the thumbs down a la Gladiator
Fuck him,
by Lost Jarv
Feb 8th, 2008
10:45:40 AM
pointles OWNED posts, vile hateful shit, TB Stalking, and worst of the lot- making friends with AnimalBalls.

Throw the cunt to the wolves.

Very well, I will give him the thumbs down
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:57:17 AM
and then have him thrown to the wolves.
Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
11:11:43 AM
I'm going to lunch, if I don't see you have a great weekend my friend
you momma
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
12:23:32 PM
whew...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
12:29:37 PM
i was up all week wondering about my fate at the hands of Sloppy and his gang of bad-ass TB'ers. OWNED!
Geez Sloppy....
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
12:33:15 PM
You know your going to see Jarv this weekend at the Gay pride rally. Relax pumpkin
oh shit...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
12:33:53 PM
I'm going to get banned again.
we can only hope you will
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
12:56:02 PM
but like the troll you are you'll be back, probably as Brafffucker08
Oh Sloppy...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
01:04:29 PM
you're priceless!
(sighs, rolls eyes)
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
01:13:08 PM
OMG...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
01:17:37 PM
Sloppy and Jarv even smoke together. nice!
Kloipy, Jarv, Terry - some asspickles never learn
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
01:34:29 PM
Assbraff is one of them. The worst thign about attention whores is that they're harder than fleas to get rid of.

You can ignore them all you want, but they just won't shut the fuck up. But once you've paid attention to them, they only get worse.

Hence braff following people from one TB to another last week like a pathetic attention-starved puppy.

And, Rhona Mitra- possibly the hottest lady I've never heard of
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
01:38:41 PM
;)
The worst thign?
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
01:46:31 PM
Funky can't spell!!! However, Sloppy said that he can do other things very well.
Terry
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
01:51:02 PM
I thought you were throwing him to the wolves man? What happened :)
Terry's scared...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
01:52:46 PM
GODDAMNIT
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
01:58:34 PM
This was my favorite talkback in a while, you know, the buds type interactivity between users....You dick.
I understand Jackie
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:00:19 PM
any time he comes in it turns into this shit again
Braffed
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:12:03 PM
I don't get scared. Especially of thirteen year old girls.
priceless Terry...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:28:52 PM
you are as quick as ever.
everywhere, thirteen year old girls are appalled
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:31:48 PM
by that comparison. However, drippy little vomiting whores are not. Welcome to their club Braffed, you shitheel (bows in 2for2true's direction).
Pillow...
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:36:03 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome, but your mom beat you to it. Speaking of your mom, can you please ask her to call me?
Braffed, are you not loved at home?
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:38:19 PM
Are you beaten by your daddy or mommy? No friends? One inch cock?
actually,
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:40:12 PM
I'm not loved at home. That's why i go o strip clubs to pay someone to love me. That reminds me, I owe your mom 2 dollars. OWNED
OWNED
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:40:48 PM
Pillow
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:41:25 PM
he is a drippy little whore isn't he
I can't wait until I check this site tonight
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:43:28 PM
and see all of Braffed's post gone again
and here comes Sloppy, right on cue
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:43:50 PM
Seriously, bro. Why do you always have to start with me? You are pathetic.
Your mom? Owned?
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:44:20 PM
He must feel proud telling all his friends at recess how he totally burned a bunch of r-tards on teh internets, lolz. By the way, are you gonna finish those Fruit Gushers?
Sloppy,
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:44:25 PM
are you going to tell on me again?
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:44:48 PM
yes Kloipy...
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:45:32 PM
Too bad he's not old enough to go to strip clubs, cause he really needs to get closer than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.
glovedone
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:46:14 PM
should say...
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:46:19 PM
needs to get closer to a female than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.
no one likes you!
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:46:29 PM
he doesn't need a woman Pillow
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:47:25 PM
he already is a vagina
it is rare that a talkbacker is universally hated..
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:47:46 PM
like you glovedone.
Algebra?
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:48:17 PM
He's still struggling with fractions! Teeheehee the geography teacher said "Lake Titicaca!"
Can we please talk about the new Indiana Jones movie?
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:48:44 PM
like I said before
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:49:05 PM
you can tell how cool he is just because he teamed up with Animalballs
I was giving him the benefit of the doubt Jackie...
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:49:29 PM
but you're right.
YOu hate me?
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:50:04 PM
very true...you have to be a stupid cunt
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:50:35 PM
to agree with AS, whose comments in the past are just ridiculous.
James Bond movie is gonna rock
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:50:58 PM
I can't wait!
have a good weekend Kloipy...
by just pillow talk
Feb 8th, 2008
02:51:52 PM
And Jackie...don't worry about the drippy little whore. He'll be banned again before you know it.
Bye.
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
02:53:33 PM
Thanks for playing. you suck. OWNED!
see ya Pillow
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
02:53:59 PM
take care my friend
Pilow talk is a gay name
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
03:03:05 PM
OWNED!
Kloipy's last was such a good post to end this on...
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
03:04:33 PM
it takes 10 minutes to come up with a gay owned joke?
Jackie Boy..
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
03:06:14 PM
takes one to know one! OWNED! Braff rules
He's got a quick wit Jackie
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
03:06:40 PM
Yes I do, Sloppy
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
03:09:09 PM
In the words of Zack Braff.."I rule!"
I thought Casino Royale was ok..
by Braffed
Feb 8th, 2008
03:11:46 PM
I appriate the way the writers tried to take Bond back to his origins. I didn't care for all the shooting though. He should just kill everyone with his quick wit, like me.
F
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
03:28:39 PM
U
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
03:28:52 PM
Braff
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
03:29:07 PM
Where's TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION again?
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
03:29:37 PM
Oh, right. He's banging your sister silly while your mom
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
03:31:40 PM
wishes she'd aborted you at the high school prom. jesus, you're a fuck-up, Glovey.
finky
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
03:47:38 PM
I was just thinking of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION too!
glovedone/braff felt the wrath of TFD last week, Jackie
by Kloipy
Feb 8th, 2008
03:49:04 PM
NFM
by blackwood
Feb 8th, 2008
04:00:52 PM
I realize this talkback has mostly turned into a date but I just wanted to publicly register how kickass I think this poster is. It is kickass.
Casino Royale was great.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 8th, 2008
04:14:52 PM
The first hour and 20 minutes or so was great, but it dragged near the end. The sinking building was well done, though.
LOVE IS A LOSING GAME FOR BOND THEME
by vrblknch
Feb 8th, 2008
05:22:04 PM
NUFF SAID. By Amy Winehouse
TFD
by Jackie Boy
Feb 8th, 2008
05:39:55 PM
which talkback was that?
TFD talkback
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
05:45:07 PM
It was either in the Indy one from last week with the Blanchett pic or one of the Wolfman TBs
No TFD, but that "Snake Foreskin" guy had a few good ones
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
05:53:13 PM
in the Wolfman TB (the same one where MiraBarf called out Jarv)

http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/35448#comment_187 8641

Don't forget to remove the spaces.

Casino Royale
by vaudeville villain
Feb 8th, 2008
05:57:18 PM
was the first bond film i've seen in which he came off as a true bad ass. i'm definitely looking forward to this one.
TFD talkback - because I refuse to work - apparently
by finky089
Feb 8th, 2008
05:59:25 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/35463#comment_187 7634

remove the spaces

Check at Feb 1st, 2008, 12:48:17 PM

It loses somethign without being able to see Braff's comments anymore, though.

You know what I need?
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:18:28 PM
A little quantum of solace.
Me too, TerryMalloy
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 8th, 2008
08:38:09 PM
We all need a little quantum of solace.
If you show me your quantum CG
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
08:40:44 PM
I'll show you mine. No not really, I'm just solacing.
If I was James Bond
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 8th, 2008
09:29:26 PM
I would quantum HER solace...

That made no sense...
annnnnd I apologize.

You haven't quantumed her solace yet?
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
10:36:22 PM
You are going to be so quantumed.
Captain! We have to Quantum the Solace
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 8th, 2008
10:53:34 PM
Or the ship will blow apart!
I love the smell of solace in the morning
by TerryMalloy
Feb 8th, 2008
11:42:58 PM
Barack Obama's campaign slogan
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 9th, 2008
01:06:13 AM
"Quantum Of Solace!"
So this is the teaser for the new Bourne movie, huh?
by JackIsLost
Feb 9th, 2008
11:58:19 AM
I know they changed his name to James Bond. Maybe they should have called this THE BOND SOLACE.
"Try this unavailable video on for size"
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 9th, 2008
01:17:04 PM
James Bond attacks concrete in his next movie!
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 9th, 2008
01:21:33 PM
007: ATOMICA OF REST
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 9th, 2008
01:26:17 PM
Nick-Nack
by catlettuce4
Feb 9th, 2008
03:31:03 PM
Bollocks! I seen better footage on the ET and this poster is cooler: - http://www.youtube.com/user/mo ovuly
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