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Capone Calls OVER HER DEAD BODY A "Rare, Plugged Up Shitter Of A Movie"!!

First by Mahooch	Feb 1st, 2008 07:51:24 AM
HA
AND by Mahooch	Feb 1st, 2008 07:52:21 AM
"Turd monster" should find its way into every one of your reviews, Capone.
Lake Bell looks like a hot man I'd fuck by Musicballs	Feb 1st, 2008 07:54:32 AM
She was the only reason I watched that piece of shit Surface. That and Leighton Meester's giant Gossip tits.
Paul Rudd by DonnieDorko	Feb 1st, 2008 07:59:52 AM
Should really learn to choose his projects wisely nowadays when he should have good options for big comedy-parts so he doesn't mimic Luke Wilsons career.
So this is "Ghost Dad" meets "Because I Said So"? by ricarleite	Feb 1st, 2008 08:23:04 AM
Basically, crap. I thought Bill Cosby was dead, what is he doing, directing chick flicks?
Speed by LoopyDAVE76	Feb 1st, 2008 08:49:56 AM
Yup, I laughed heartily at the scene with the fat dog and actually held out hope the rest of the movie might be decent. Alas...
Does seem like an "AICN" type film by I Dunno	Feb 1st, 2008 09:17:29 AM
Are we reviewing "Fool's Gold" next?
Lake Bell by Russman	Feb 1st, 2008 09:38:59 AM
Lake Bell. ohhhhhh yeah.
That's a shame... by EvilGeek1	Feb 1st, 2008 09:52:48 AM
Because I love Paul Rudd. Him and Jim Carrey do the best Robert De Niro impression I've ever seen. And I'm starting to like Longoria. I hate Desperate Housewives, but I liked her in The Sentinel and Hash Times (which I think she was pretty fucking hot in). I think I'll avoid this and remember their credible moments.
Orange bitch by darrenspool	Feb 1st, 2008 09:59:35 AM
It would be freaky to imagine what goes through the minds of people who use fake tan. Just accept who you are! Coz it ain't hot!
Fuck you, Paul Rudd by KurtLockwood	Feb 1st, 2008 10:22:10 AM
Count dat money, bitch sell-out Rudd. Eva Longoria looks like a fucking spray tanned anorexic rabbit. I agree with Capone, Longoria's spray-tan skin tone is one not found in nature and her acting is even worse. She has zero movie star potential. I'd still fuck the bejeezus outta her, tho, lol...
Paul Rudd = Life Sucker by classyfredblassy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:29:21 AM
Paul Rudd joins Bill Pullman in the elite group of actors who can suck the life out of movie just by their presence. Also on this list are Dermot Mulroney, John Corbett and Scott Foley. Ava Longwhoria sucks too, but it ain't life she is sucking.
Don't worry by crimsonsplendor	Feb 1st, 2008 10:32:17 AM
They'll get it right with Over Her Dead Body 2: Electric Boogaloo. With Brian Dennehy taking over for Rudd. Or Spray-On-Tan Lady.
(I Wanna) Fuck you, Paul Rudd by Saluki	Feb 1st, 2008 10:42:36 AM
He was sexcellent in The Ten & Wet Hot American Summer. Plus he was in a Super Nintendo commercial! Hell yes. Too bad Bad Eva Longoria can't act her way out of a semen sock, and looks as average as any random chick off the street.
Saluki and Rudd sitting in a tree... by KurtLockwood	Feb 1st, 2008 10:57:04 AM
...f.i.s.t.i.n.g. Seriously, Saluki, you're right about his performances in those movies but that's what pisses me off. Rudd's a really great comedic actor who is just fucking slumming for a check. Rudd's in danger of becoming the next Anthony Michael Hall. Keep doing movies like this Rudd and we'll be watching your slow, sad, descent from movie star to the USA Network, too, dumbass.
"Happy New Year! Shitter's full!" by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Feb 1st, 2008 11:04:03 AM
Sure it's a bastardized quote, but that pretty much sums up the majority of what's coming out of Hollywood anyways. Can we just go ahead and get a clock that counts down to Summer blockbuster season?
leave paul alone!!! by viruswitshoes	Feb 1st, 2008 11:51:42 AM
the guy did clueless after all. besides, who are you homo's to judge a guy who's job it is to act in movies? its not like he wrote and directed the movie. mr rudd gotta eat
thanks by 5 by 5	Feb 1st, 2008 12:38:44 PM
for the warning and sorry you had to sit through that.
They used to call this "Blythe Spirit" by C.K. Lamoo	Feb 1st, 2008 01:18:00 PM
When Nellie Coward was writing comedy.
"Some may swear off movies forever" aka Sleep Impact :( by rectalscan	Feb 1st, 2008 01:22:42 PM
I understand your pain EXACTLY! I wanted to beat the shit out of every woman in sight after seeing that horse shit. I swore off ALL bitch/chick directors/writers/movies etc. ESPECIALLY NORA (THe whore)EPHRON! They need to stick to their dumbass romance crapola.
Why are you reviewing this? by Jeff_Fries	Feb 1st, 2008 03:49:05 PM

Because he's Capone by Son of Hades	Feb 1st, 2008 05:27:22 PM
As possibly the most prolific of the reviewers here, if he happens to see a film, he's gonna review it, no matter how big a piece of mass-market shit it is. Nothing wrong with that, IMO.
I can't fucking stand Eva Longoria by ebonic_plague	Feb 1st, 2008 06:41:38 PM
Put her, Tom Cruise, Drew Barrymore, and everyone who was ever associated with American Idol, on a rocketship and shoot it into the sun.
Is this a new Capone? by comedian_x	Feb 1st, 2008 07:14:56 PM
I don't remember him being this hyperbolically pro or negative in the past. With this review and the Cloverfield one he's slowly going off the deep end.
The flight down to hell? by Thunderbolt Ross	Feb 1st, 2008 07:23:14 PM
That just doesn't work for me.
Longoria is the MOST overrated Latina actress working today by Han Cholo	Feb 1st, 2008 09:03:03 PM
Want a hot Latina that can act? Talisa Soto. Yeah Mortal Kombat sucks but she can act when the movie calls for it.
You know how I know you're gay? by Han Cholo	Feb 1st, 2008 09:05:49 PM
You came out in Over Her Dead Body.
It'll make 20 million. by AgentONeal	Feb 1st, 2008 09:16:46 PM
Just like Meet the Spartans, because Americans have no taste.
Lake Bell and Amanda Peet by estacado1	Feb 3rd, 2008 05:02:04 PM
Separated at birth.

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