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Another new Indy 4 photo! Blanchett looks pissed!

FIRST by Kraken	Jan 31st, 2008 03:06:07 PM
ADVANTAGE!
SECOND! by duct tape wallet	Jan 31st, 2008 03:07:28 PM
I'll have seconds, please
That's from Empire by Vicenzo	Jan 31st, 2008 03:07:37 PM

Looks good... by TiVo1138	Jan 31st, 2008 03:07:42 PM
Still excited for this movie.
by Stevie Grant	Jan 31st, 2008 03:07:53 PM
does the retarded soldier to the right have "US" on his jacket?
FUCK! I mean FOURTH? by supermarch	Jan 31st, 2008 03:08:33 PM
Cate Blanchett looks like the chick from The Departed there.
She doesnt look mad,she looks like "UUUURRRFF??" by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:09:13 PM

Looks fake. by Billy Batts	Jan 31st, 2008 03:09:56 PM
And it's missing the magic of the Raiders publicity photos.
EVERYONE is asking for Short Round by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:11:46 PM
Everyone I talk to, from classmates to workers to random people...either their first or second question is "IS SHORT ROUND IN IT??"....When you tell them Marion is in it thats AUTOMATICALLY the next question. What a miscalculation by the studio. Short Round 4 life.
Cool by TattooedBillionaire	Jan 31st, 2008 03:11:59 PM
Can't wait!
No, Mr. Jones. I expect you to DIE. by uss cygnus	Jan 31st, 2008 03:13:37 PM
"You expect me to get it up? at my age?"
Stephen Chow as Short Round. by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:13:43 PM
He need only play his Shaolin Soccer character. Might have to de-age him a bit though.
NO TIME FOR COMMIE LOVE, DR. JONES! by uss cygnus	Jan 31st, 2008 03:14:38 PM
Hang on, lady. We goin' for a ride...to Old Country Buffet.
Trying to wrap my mind around it by Josh Acid	Jan 31st, 2008 03:14:40 PM
Does it feel to anyone else like a bizarre dream that there's a new Indiana Jones movie coming out very soon? I can picture saying to someone, "Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night...There was a new Indiana Jones movie, but Harrison Ford was kind of old and Cate Blanchett played a goth...That's it, no more cheese before bedtime."
"The commies look more Nazi-like"? by Mosquito March	Jan 31st, 2008 03:14:44 PM
Aren't those guys wearing American uniforms?
Well, how about that? by L.H.Puttgrass	Jan 31st, 2008 03:15:08 PM
She brought a knife to a gunfight.
Feel the love, Detroit! by Rufus_T_Firefly	Jan 31st, 2008 03:16:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0_ZevFbcIIo
BLanchet can let her hair by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Jan 31st, 2008 03:16:20 PM
brush against my groin anytime. Indy...not so much. The stubbles a deal breaker.
What's going on with that soldier's tongue? by gruntybear	Jan 31st, 2008 03:16:23 PM
Is the soldier over Indy's left shoulder miming how much he wants to dab that tongue of his into the bone-daddy archeolgist's sweaty glute-itudinal cleft? I vote yes.
Well the guy's uniform says "U.S." on it. by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:16:25 PM
Unless thats the guy's name...."Yo, Mr. US, get yo butt ova here!"
Jackie Chan as Short Round by SkeletonParty	Jan 31st, 2008 03:17:05 PM
I dig it.
She looks like Frau Farbissina in Goldmember. by C.K. Lamoo	Jan 31st, 2008 03:17:17 PM
or Miranda Richardson in the Crying Game.
Is that a picture of a picture of a picture? by DKT	Jan 31st, 2008 03:18:44 PM
It seems like Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett aren't actually in the same dimension. Maybe it's just the way the photo looks from this generation. And yeah, they've got US military duds. Is this some secret joint mission the US and Soviets are in on? If they're in the same picture, that is.
Hideki Matsui for Short Round by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:20:07 PM
Get it, New York Yankees...bring the hat.
According the the interwebs... by Bobo_Vision	Jan 31st, 2008 03:21:59 PM
...Spielberg has taken some directing advice from Sylvester Stallone, so now, "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will include a montage of Indy and Marion and all their romantic moments from Raiders while "Hearts on Fire" plays in the background.
So that's what Aintitcool has come to after all these years? by Vicenzo	Jan 31st, 2008 03:22:15 PM
Taking pictures of Empire magazine and passing them off as news?
LOL! Yeah, they sure look like Nazis! by Sammy Jankis	Jan 31st, 2008 03:23:00 PM
Or U.S. Nazi sympathizers! Good grief! How more un-Nazi could a uniform look than mid-1900's era U.S. Army uniforms?
Cate Blanchett always looks mad by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 03:23:20 PM
She looks so angry all the time. Probably stress.
uss cygnus by g0dai	Jan 31st, 2008 03:24:00 PM
ROFL!
nice bob by chestnimitz	Jan 31st, 2008 03:25:08 PM
i guess cate is playing Princess Valiant.
Blanchett in Indy = New Fetish Icon by FlickChick	Jan 31st, 2008 03:26:38 PM
Seriously, her look KILLS.
1956 - Will they visit Hill Valley, California? by GibsonUSA	Jan 31st, 2008 03:28:37 PM

Hey it's patchy from LOST by Schlicky	Jan 31st, 2008 03:31:43 PM
Is that Mikhail on the left? Looks like him.
But the guy behind them looks stoned as hell by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 03:33:11 PM

He looks like a cranky old man ("Get off my lawn"!) by Merrick	Jan 31st, 2008 03:34:35 PM
I'm all for a great INDIANA JONES movie (although I really wish LAST CRUSADE wasn't the tonal template for this film) but...man...Indy's looking mighty geezerly in that image.
She can (insert something inappropriate yet not entirely offensi by vini77	Jan 31st, 2008 03:36:47 PM
hmm
Hey Indy! Smile for once! by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 03:38:26 PM
C'mon man, you're making millions of dollars!
Weird by Aquatarkusman	Jan 31st, 2008 03:39:15 PM
Are we sure that isn't Vera Farmiga from The Departed?
INDIANA JONES and the NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS by YotzVonFrelnik	Jan 31st, 2008 03:45:55 PM
I liked Herc's "cranky old man" idea. Funniness. :)
She looks like Maude Lebowski. by rev_skarekroe	Jan 31st, 2008 03:47:23 PM
Vagina.
Bobby Lee as Short-Round (from mad tv) by Reznik	Jan 31st, 2008 03:48:05 PM
"Doctor Jones!, Hot Dog!" comic relief gold.
That's an awkward looking collage. by Flim Springfield	Jan 31st, 2008 03:48:14 PM

this picture confirms by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 03:48:46 PM
that I wont be seeing this movie
Isn't it about time for a Raiders vs ToD discussion? by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 03:49:26 PM
Those guys ARE wearing US uniforms, but who says they're really US soldiers in the movie? You guys never saw a bad guy dress in the colors of his enemy?
if you look really closely by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 03:50:29 PM
you can see Mirajeff puking in the background
Oops! I meant MERRICK's cranky old man idea! by YotzVonFrelnik	Jan 31st, 2008 03:50:37 PM
Shame!
Oh, come on Kloipy. don't be like that by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 03:50:46 PM
what if we get some bear porn discussion going on here?
Sky Indy and the World of Boredom by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 03:51:15 PM

You know, the more I look at it this the more I feel by Proman1984	Jan 31st, 2008 03:51:29 PM
You know, the more I look at it this the more I feel like it's a part of an actual movie. This really does look like an actual moving movie shot to me, more so than any other picture released so far. I'm excited.
well if we talk about bear born I might be persuaded by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 03:52:07 PM
however, Mirajeff still is puking because he challenged Jarv to a fight and he knows he will lose
U.S.S.R. not U.S. by Zardoz	Jan 31st, 2008 03:54:00 PM
Russian soldiers, not American. That one soldier's gun-strap is hiding the S.R. after U.S. And for the acronym: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
bear born? by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 03:54:34 PM

I'd Be Cranky Too If... by BoggyCreekBeast	Jan 31st, 2008 04:01:17 PM
smart ass TB'ers kept talking about my Depends! Heck, half of us won't even MAKE it to that age. 2012, baby! It's ALL OVER 2012!
she should be pissed.. by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jan 31st, 2008 04:13:05 PM
..this movie looks awful. I love me a movie with some hot blanchett in it...but this indy movie looks like steaming shit. she's about to go from oscar winner(Im not there) to 2 bit indian jones villian. damn you harrison ford.
Why does he look so by Mattyboy122	Jan 31st, 2008 04:13:59 PM
Bored and tired? And they've committed the cardinal sin of making Cate Blanchett ugly.
i think she's got a maude lebowski going by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 04:15:52 PM
with the bangs and the staring. tee hee
hey xi by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 04:16:52 PM
how they hanging this fine day?
SIGN MY PETITION - RYAN GOSLING FOR SHORT ROUND by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 04:17:04 PM
Since the son role already went to Shit LeMadCow. BTW there's no petition. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Is it just the curve of the magazine.. by Automaton Overlord	Jan 31st, 2008 04:18:00 PM
or is Indy's chest hair glowing?! Now THATS masculinity!
last crusade by Mr.Slade	Jan 31st, 2008 04:18:30 PM
Last Crusade was better then the Temple of Doom, I just hope they don't keep driving home the point of how old he is and how this is his last ride and blah blah, i want this to be a real Indy film and not just a set up for Shia in future sequels.
MR> PATCHY IN BACKGROUND by Master1c	Jan 31st, 2008 04:19:06 PM
Is that patchy from lost in the background? It looks like him... movie just got better...
Ford looks like he's drunk... by Stefano	Jan 31st, 2008 04:19:51 PM
heh heh heh...
THOSE ARE VIET CONG by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 04:20:44 PM
They are masters of disguises.
Occula by Embeedeuce	Jan 31st, 2008 04:21:28 PM
You can imagine where it goes from here. Indy fixes her cable.
is that andrew divoff on the left there? by LarryTheCableGuy	Jan 31st, 2008 04:23:11 PM
wishmaster!
KE HUY QUAN FOR SHORT ROUND!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 04:25:27 PM
This time with wire-fu!!
BAHAHAAHAH by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 04:25:56 PM
"i'm here to fix einen cablen." i love maude. remember when she says the line about whats-her-face being in the 'beaver picture'? jesus christ she's funny.
the two ruskies behind him are Pavel Lychnikoff (Deadwood) and A by hegele	Jan 31st, 2008 04:27:03 PM
both are pretty cool character actors
.... ndrew Divoff (Lost, The Wishmaster) by hegele	Jan 31st, 2008 04:27:42 PM
woot
THE GUY ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO JIZZ by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 04:27:44 PM
all over Indy's back. Not cool.
More pearls of wisdom from Merrick by MattmanReturns	Jan 31st, 2008 04:27:50 PM
Thanks for that. We know he looks older now. We get it.
They are SO copying their former glories... by V'Shael	Jan 31st, 2008 04:29:18 PM
This is not going to be good.
Are those Nazis in the picture, Walter? by Embeedeuce	Jan 31st, 2008 04:30:16 PM
No, Donny. Those men are Nihilists.
Ford just looks old by Han Cholo	Jan 31st, 2008 04:34:15 PM
They should have made this ten years ago. Seriously, I hope my suspension of disbelief holds up.
In this picture, she looks like.... by Detective_Fingerling	Jan 31st, 2008 04:37:13 PM
Vera Farminga
Cate Blanchet In Uniform?! TEH HOTNESSES!!! by LaserPants	Jan 31st, 2008 04:37:53 PM
I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman dressed all fascist and cold. We could take turns beating each other with a riding crop. And then fucking to Wagner.
Yeah, Patchy from Lost is in it by Freakemovie	Jan 31st, 2008 04:38:50 PM
So that's definitely him in the picture. Andrew Divoff is his real name, I think.
embee, way to run with lebowski by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 04:40:13 PM
after all, all roads lead to donny, IMHO. poor bastard.
It's okay, Josh Acid, you can say "rarebit" by Alfred_Packer	Jan 31st, 2008 04:42:13 PM
nice reference anyway..
"Can I stab Dr. Jones in the neck now?" by The Winged Doucheman	Jan 31st, 2008 04:43:57 PM
"How about now? No? Well if you don't give the order to stab him in the neck soon, I'm just gonna put my sword down because my fucking shoulder is getting tired." -Goth Cate
Old and Beat Down by Larry of Arabia	Jan 31st, 2008 04:44:41 PM
That's the only way to show Indy. He is old. He apparently has been beat down (a tradition hailing back to Raiders, where he spoiler lost to the Nazis if you recall God ended up beating them with Indy tied to a pole end spolier). This makes me happy.
Indy. Is. SUPPOSED. To. Be. Old. !! by jones1899	Jan 31st, 2008 04:46:50 PM
FUCK. Some of you act like you are the first to fuckin notice that a 65 year old dude looks old. No shit. The great thing about Indy is that the character is HUMAN. He gets hurt, he's a bit clumsy at times and yes he gets old. I'd be pissed if they tried to hide his age. His character has progressed in each of the previous movies and he will in KOTCS as well. This is as it should be. I think its badass to have a seasoned ol adventurer on the big screen. Its been a while and Lord knows the genre can use a boost. Oh yeah and Shia's a talented kid, Speilberg doesn't make bad movies (besides Lost World) and the Ravenwoods are back. Let's just hope the tone has a bit of Raiders in it too.
"I skewered me an old gizzard!" by LaneMyersClassic	Jan 31st, 2008 04:47:01 PM
Ah Ha!
Pavel Lychnikoff by Al Swearengen	Jan 31st, 2008 04:47:06 PM
Now there's a fine upstanding cocksucker. Played fuckin' Blazanov, the Russian who ran the telegraph office in Deadwood. Mysterious messages from unknown fuckin' sources!
Ford looks 10 years younger than he really is at least.. by Forestal	Jan 31st, 2008 04:48:23 PM
..in that photo...You vaginal warts need to come back to reality. Oh and Merrick, thanks for letting us know that Harrison is old. He SUPPOSED to be a fucking old geezer in this movie. An old man who can still kick ass. Ever heard of Rocky Balboa or Rambo or Unforgiven?
The Ark... by Embeedeuce	Jan 31st, 2008 04:50:23 PM
...really tied the room together.
Blanchett: "What's my line?" by Mullah Omar	Jan 31st, 2008 04:50:31 PM
That's what it seems like she's asking in that photo.
Divoff is great. by DocPazuzu	Jan 31st, 2008 04:53:16 PM
Wishmaster, bitches! The guy supposedly speaks nine languages in real life, including Russian, which might indicate that those soldiers in the pic are indeed Soviet infiltrators. Now let's hope that Divoff does the right thing after KOTCS and sets in motion Wishmaster vs Leprechaun. Oh, you know you want it.
Cate looking pissed? by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 04:53:38 PM
Naahh...it's Indy who looks pissed. And tired. And weary. And kinda ...glowing around the solar plexus region. (apropos: I think someone from the theraider.net boards took that picture) Mmmhhh...I like his look.
laughing until falls off couch by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 04:54:00 PM
touche, embee. touche.
Don't be fatuous, Indy. by Mostholy	Jan 31st, 2008 04:56:48 PM
The story is ludicrous.
I think this picture looks awesome. by imageburn13	Jan 31st, 2008 04:57:36 PM
Just after watching raiders again, I think Ford looks great. A wicked picture, and Kate looks like shes channeling Queen Liz, SUUUPER pissed and deadly cold.
OKAY, SO WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER???? by Ferf Muckmeyer	Jan 31st, 2008 04:58:52 PM

Indiana Jones. by Mostholy	Jan 31st, 2008 05:02:27 PM
He's a good man, and thorough. Ok, I'll stop now.
I WANT SHORTROUND by JBouganim1	Jan 31st, 2008 05:05:28 PM

Ford looks ten years younger?? Are you serious?? by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:05:38 PM
He doesn't look like a man in his mid fifties, unless, that is, youre talking about a guy who's been smoking and drinking pretty hard. The guy looks like he's in his mid sixties--end of story. Sheeesh, I must be getting old. As for Indy being in his sixties, I dunno, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it, either. I understand most people feel the character is allowed to be old and worn, but the films were all released within a relatively short time span and established his character as a 40-something who isn't quite over the hill, but surely on the edge. Now, twenty years later, the character is being established as this 60-something father, so I think its all right for people like me to think its a little weird. Again, this whole film just has that tacked-on feeling, and deservedly so, I think.
Last Crusade is NOT better then Doom by kwisatzhaderach	Jan 31st, 2008 05:06:14 PM
Last Crusade was a lazy rip-off of Raiders.
Oooh, Cate... by DocPazuzu	Jan 31st, 2008 05:07:09 PM
Damn she looks fine in an evil Soviet uniform.
"Do you wish for a Crystal Skull?" by The Winged Doucheman	Jan 31st, 2008 05:07:39 PM
"Done." (Wishmaster rips Shia's skull out from under his face, dips it in Crystal meth and shoves it up Indy's ass) Best Wishmaster kill ever!
Still looks good. by mrfan	Jan 31st, 2008 05:08:03 PM
Cannot wait to see this and to quote FerfMuckmeyer: OKAY, SO WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER????
Of course having said that... by jones1899	Jan 31st, 2008 05:08:22 PM
He actually looks pretty damn young considering. This movie will rock and yet I still don't think its hit me that a new Indy is coming!!!!!!!!!
Xiphos by Zardoz	Jan 31st, 2008 05:09:21 PM
I really can't make out what patch is on his shoulder, but to me the uniforms looks more Russian, than U.S. (and one patch looks like a red Lenin star patch, to me) Also, it makes more sense to me since Cate's character is a Russkie. So, either it's U.S. soldiers rescuing Indy, or Russian soldiers surrounding him while Cate gets ready to skewer him...
What would make KOTCS... by DocPazuzu	Jan 31st, 2008 05:09:27 PM
...seem less tacked-on is if this film is only part one in a new trilogy of Indy films. It would have a nice symmetry.
bravo, lebowski fans. by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 05:10:28 PM
we have successfully infiltrated where none thought we could. i'll suck everybody's cock for a thousand dollars! sorry...i think i might have just stepped over the line. it's coz i put too much sugar in my quad shot venti mocha choca latte ya ya.
Zardoz by DocPazuzu	Jan 31st, 2008 05:12:51 PM
Dude, give it up. My dad served in the U.S. army from 1959 to 1962 and had virtually identical fatigues as well as a cap like that. Those are American duds.
I was thinking the same thing, Doc by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:13:35 PM
If this were the new chapter, or if there had been a series of films between crusades and this one, than nobody would be complaining. Don't get me wrong I cannot wait to see this movie, either, but the fact remains that this movie is basically Indiana Jones Rides Again.
... by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 05:14:24 PM
The pic grows on you. First time I looked at it I burst into laughter. Then I realized that part of the laughter actually was directed at Harrison Ford's weird look, and the other part was sheer goddamned excitement. Because despite the rather ridiculous connotations, this still really looks like Indy.
Hang on, Occula. by Embeedeuce	Jan 31st, 2008 05:14:56 PM
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Indy looks like he could use some Chocolate Pudding.... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:15:48 PM
give it to him Cate!Poor old geezer.
occula by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:16:13 PM
I thought we all agreed coffee should be black as a nazi's soul and that double mocha latte fairy juice was to be avoided? Now, do you mean you'll suck for 1000 dollars PER dick, or is it the whole lot for a grand? Cause that would just be crazy, of course ;)
And doc is right, by the way by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:18:32 PM
Those are US fatigues--NOT commie garb. The Soveit Union's fatigues were gray, not green.
But Cate will give him an "White Russian" instead... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:21:00 PM
did not know the DUDE is in Indy4.Now I got some hope for the movie.
FORD ALWAYS HAVE THAT WEIRD EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE by ludmir88	Jan 31st, 2008 05:21:04 PM
PLEASE DON'T SUCK.
... by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 05:21:29 PM
Another photo of the same image sans flash: http://tinyurl.com/2pzbvk
scuze me. I meant to say grary-ish by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:21:52 PM
Cause technically, they were more like a drab brown/grey color, but in any case, they were deffinitely not Pine green like ours. At least, not in the time period we're talking about.
moony, i was making a special funny for you by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 05:23:03 PM
and for xi, coz i remembered, through a grapefruit soda-addled haze, our discussion last night. i'm actually drinking boylan's, which has more sugar in it than a miley cyrus concert. now, if i were tara reid, i'd charge only a thou for the entire lot! however, i have standards, plus a mortgage, so i'd like it if everybody paid their own way. cheers.
oh yes... i see venom on cate's black hair by ludmir88	Jan 31st, 2008 05:23:44 PM
mehh
I wonder if Indy has an..... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:30:31 PM
bag of dirty underwear for Cate?
Well, I'm glad to see you are a woman of standards by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:30:50 PM
Me, I'm drinking some Mountain Dew Livewire--which, I believe is hands down the most sugar-infested caffeine drink on the market, akin to liquid speed.
I'm drinking Dew Classic by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 05:33:27 PM
Fuck your trends!
I drink "Sparkling Tablewater"..... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:38:22 PM
the bottle says:"The Queen of Tablewaters"!hhhmmmm........qu een...
Kloipy has chosen Josta and here's why by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 05:40:38 PM
it's good, bring it back!
"Sparkling Tablewater"? by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 05:41:18 PM
Well ain't WE fansthy?
is that livewire stuff the red dew? by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 05:41:43 PM
or, as 'cho calls it, 'ol' red'? that shit looks toxic. however, i cannot judge, as i have put many a rockstar beverage into my gullet and, therefore, am probably sterile. perhaps we should all switch over to bsb's fagola orange essence water and give our systems a break.
caruso, I would be drinking the classic stuff, too by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:41:59 PM
but the vending machine only had this livewire stuff available. Its not bad, actually, and I kinda like it, but I think classic Dew is the best, too.
occula by otm shank	Jan 31st, 2008 05:43:07 PM
I don't have a $1000.00, but I do have $100.00 to watch. Is that ok?
occula, Livewire is an Orange drink by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:43:37 PM
That red stuff is pretty frigging nasty, but the orange soda tastes alright, to me. I grew up on orange soda, so perhaps I'm biased, but it Orange Mountain Dew (aka Livewire) does hit the spot on occasion.
I'm certain it tastes better than grapefruit-flavor by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:44:54 PM
And is guaranteed to give your pee a much more tropical hue.
other than Josta I only drink the juice from Gushers by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 05:45:12 PM

What happened to Harry's plea to Universal? by Kirbymanly	Jan 31st, 2008 05:46:43 PM
It's gone. Did the suits get to you, Harry? Say it ain't so!
very, very funny kloipy. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:47:32 PM
Me, I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. I just drink Mountain Dew to wash down my Sour Patch Kids sandwiches.
Ooops... you just moved it to the next column by Kirbymanly	Jan 31st, 2008 05:47:53 PM
Keep up the good fight!
Occula is giving blow jobs for 1000$...... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:48:07 PM
you cheap girl you!;-)
Remember Crystal Pepsi? by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 05:48:39 PM
I'm just barely old enough. That came out in '92 right? I had a some once. Tasted like regular fuckin' Pepsi to me. I think you can get a six-pack on EBay for $100.
sunkist...mmmmm. by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 05:49:31 PM
that brings back memories of being a kid at the beach. has a moment moony, how dare you impugne (sp?) that my grapefruity sissy-mary soda is inferior to the dew? pistols at dawn, sir. sure, i'll take a hundy, shank. i also need to pay the phone bill.
Ain't It Nicked From Empire News by henrydalton	Jan 31st, 2008 05:49:39 PM
That's the second Indy image you've had to get from them in as many days...
remember the golden days of New Coke by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 05:50:09 PM
or the horrid Blue Pepsi
Of course, after the meal... by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:50:09 PM
Nothing is better than puffing on those bubble-gum powder cigs after a sour patch kids sandwich and a dew. Diabetes here we come!!
i'm addicted to everlasting gobstoppers right now by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 05:51:13 PM
and cigs
Holy shit! by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 05:51:50 PM
Bubble-gum cigarettes! How could I forget? What the fuck were they thinking?
You too, Occula? by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:53:02 PM
I grew up with days at the beach (lakeside and sometimes gulfside) and orange soda. Lets put some Jimmy Buffet on the radio and have our moment together.
BLUE PEPSI!is still selling... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 05:54:46 PM
in Germany!ay......I am living next to the homeland of RED BULL!
I hated the gobstoppers... by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:55:32 PM
But Lemonheads? Those were the treat. Yeah, new coke sucked hard and fast, but it all paled in comparison to RC cola and a six pack of Sunkist orange. ohhhh yeah.
He Looks Fucking Grand by MMacKK	Jan 31st, 2008 05:59:00 PM
Well excited!
tewtally by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 05:59:10 PM
i have a very specific memory of sneaking candy cigarettes into 'the dark crystal.' it was the first time i snuck candy into a theatre and i was completely petrified i'd get caught. sorry for sort of hijacking this TB down memory lane, gang. but i s'pose it fits into our raiders nostalgia, no? does everybody remember seeing raiders in the theatre? and do you remember what candy you ate? i also remember i brought a sandwich into 'jedi.' that was a big deal coz it meant shoving it under my shirt.
Where's the effing trailer? by I Dunno	Jan 31st, 2008 05:59:19 PM
Batman already has two and I'm fairly sure it comes out after Indy.
Xiphos, is there anyone from our generation by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 05:59:55 PM
who served who DIDNT hate the commies? I still cant stand russians to this day. Dont even get me started on a Putin rant or this TB will never end.
Does somebody here know "JOLT"cola...... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 06:00:02 PM
where is that from?Cant remember.
she looks like the angry German chick from Die Hard 3 by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:00:04 PM
...complete with sharp object which dices men.
ejaculates by Pipple	Jan 31st, 2008 06:01:30 PM
it feels... feels like a legendary hero has returned.. ahhh
In raiders, I snuck in a 6 pack of soda by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:01:54 PM
and bunch of reeces peanut butter cup packages. I was the pack mule for my brother and sister and have always been able to smuggle just about anything into a theater.
The commie (on the 'right') that isn't "patchy" by pokadoo	Jan 31st, 2008 06:02:28 PM
...looks like he's gearing up to Butt-Fuck Indy! Look at him! He's rubbing his crotch, licking his lips & has a weird look on his face! My bet is Short-Round (Played by Burt or Ryan Reynolds or Dane Cook) is waiting just out of shot with a huge Bow & Arrow. Deliverance is the template for this movie, not Last Crusade or Big Lebowski!
My best smuggling operation? by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:03:36 PM
Batman was playing and I smuggled in three foot long sub sandwiches and a case of beer.
JOLT COLA by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 06:03:50 PM
I don't know where it comes from, but I remember this one time (I think it was the last day of school, I was in junior high or some fucking thing) the little convenience store on the corner was giving out free Jolt and parents complained because all these little kids were getting all hyper on the shit. I don't know what their problem was. I drank about 19 of the things and it didn't do shit to me.
TEMPLE OF DOOM IS THE BEST, PERIOD! by Mike_D	Jan 31st, 2008 06:04:05 PM
snoogans.
I didn't realize Cate was so limber. by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 06:04:27 PM
Is that her arm below her head?
I saw Raiders in the theater occula.. by otm shank	Jan 31st, 2008 06:05:34 PM
And I had a brick of grape Now and Laters stuck to the roof of my mouth for half the movie. :)
Anyone remember coke flavored gummies? by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:05:54 PM
Those were the mana of candy.
remember the urban legend by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 06:07:20 PM
that if you drank jolt and ate pop rocks your stomach would explode?
gummy anything by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 06:08:42 PM
shit i love those coke gummies. i was on a jag for years where i would eat anything gummy, like, you could get a gummy rat or a gummy tire or whatever. right now there is a package of gummy haggis on my bookshelf. obviously, i have a problem.
Those sorts of stories... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 06:08:48 PM
...kept me from eating pop rocks as a child.
yup. tried it the first time I heard the rumor, too by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:09:30 PM
All I did was burp...
moondoggy2u, Xiphos by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:13:04 PM
Timely posts, RED DAWN was on AMC this morning...remember the first time watching that back in 1985? I was in high school and got kinda freaked out :D
Yup, sure did, Xiphos. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:13:10 PM
I was stationed at Sschweinfurt. I dunno about the evil empire being drilled into us, which it was, so much as the fact that I grew up with something of an objectivist mentality, so you can imagine my dislike of communism.
It looks like an Indy movie by performingmonkey	Jan 31st, 2008 06:15:48 PM
Great sets and locations are what we're seeing. Thank fuck this isn't another Star Wars prequel. Let us pray the 'Berg really has recaptured the feel of his '80s flick.
Red Dawn is a great film. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:15:56 PM
Yeah, its very, very cornball, but the premise is excellent. Let me tell you, when I first saw that thing I was at Ft. Brag, and all I gotta say is that that scenario was very, very plausible at the time. Discounting nuclear response, of course.
I love it when people on an AICN talk-back say by SkinJob69	Jan 31st, 2008 06:20:23 PM
stuff like: "Based on this crappy photo/ press leak/ rumour I am not going to see Indy 4". I have to call bullshit- you know you'll be first in line on opening day for a new Indy flick.
moondoggy2u, Xiphos (again) by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:25:41 PM
Right on, dudes...I was in the Chair Force but got to see some Gulf War action at least :D You guys probably got to see far more interesting things. One of the things our OPSEC commander used to say..."the Bear is dormant, not DEAD" and that stemmed from 80's commie-hating. Still makes sense if you think about it.
WHERE IS THE TRAILER?! by Kirbymanly	Jan 31st, 2008 06:27:33 PM
Fuck! I'm dying to see one!
Do you not get Empire in the USA? by Bono Luthor	Jan 31st, 2008 06:28:08 PM
That's from a spread that has been out for two days here. I get that posted through my letterbox and it's headline news on AICN? You guys need to start digging up exclusive shit. Remember that? Not disrespect. I still come here daily to see what you got, but honestly? I'm mostly dissapointed at the moment. Maybe it's the writers strike taking hold so there isn't as much news about stuff in production, but lately? Dullsville. Is it just me? Also, Indy looking old? No prob. I like my heroes aging. Even when I was young I though young people sucked and had no right or decent perspective with which to comment on existence. Yar I'm cranky.
Xiphos by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:29:02 PM
Yep, all the Bowl crap is really getting old, especially all of the local news stations hyping the celebrity parties and so forth. Like anybody cares. Just glad I don't live out in Glendale and dealing with all the traffic and clueless tourists!
well, I think the commie hating was justified by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:31:37 PM
And it is absolutely prudent to be distrustful of Russia in its current state today. I mean, come on, its still run by the same KGB personell as it was in the eighties, the media is still run through the government filter, and every important business function is government operated. Hell, the same antics go on today as they did in the eighties--just look at that poisoning nonsense that was going on a year or two ago, which was typical KGB assassination. As for the action I saw--not much. I was the sole white guy in a unit that figured affirmative action was more necessary than quality, so our unit was a joke, but then, that was pretty common for artillery back then. To this day, i wish I had joined the Marines, but back then, I really needed the money and that MOS was going to pay me stat, so I signed for it.
Swayze & Howell in RED DAWN by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:32:34 PM
That scene near the end, where the Mexican officer sees Swayze carrying Howell after they've both been shot stuck in my mind for 20 years for some reason. And he drops his AK-47 in disgust afterward...that right there could've been sequel material.
Red Dawn....Swayze.......Gray....... . by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 06:32:40 PM
They should have stayed dead.
Tripoli bombing in 1986 by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:38:28 PM
Did you guys also almost crap your pants when you found out we'd gone after Gadaffi? And didn't our F-111's have to fly AROUND Spain & Frawnce because they didn't allow airspace access? I just remember thinking how testicular-challenged those countries were, hahaha.
The action I saw was mostly of the internal sort by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:44:35 PM
A few fights between me and some privates, clashes with a drunken first sergeant, etc. Basic soap opera style service, really.
Xiphos, don't get me wrong by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:48:52 PM
I'm not jaded about the army or anything like that. I'm aware that my situation was somewhat exceptional. I mean, really, I nearly killed 4 guys when they tried to pull a rodney king on me.
Ok, i'm not worried anymore. by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Jan 31st, 2008 06:50:53 PM
that's Raidersque.
"the Bear is dormant, not DEAD" by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 06:51:48 PM
That's so awesomely amusing. You have my condolences for all the celebrity party nonsense on the news in Phoenix. I live in the LA area now and half our nightly newscast on any given day is related to un-newsworthy celebrity stuff. It's actually pretty funny when I come back after being in some place like DC or Chicago and watching the news there.
Glendale by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:51:50 PM
Aw man...my sympathies! I heard even Homeland Security will be all over that area, so any kind of travel is going suck bigtime. I'm over in the Arcadia area, but the entire I-10 corridor will likely be crowded with tourists sniffing around. They are even closing the stock market down from the stadium tomorrow, ugh.
That's no soldier, that's DENNIS QUAID!!!!! by monorail77	Jan 31st, 2008 06:53:03 PM
To the left of Indy, its clearly Dennis Quaid. You know its true. How did he get in there?
Tom, I don't feel sorry for you after all. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:55:29 PM
Really, I dont feel sorry for any of you. None of you had to endure the shame of being a died-in-the-wool chicago bears fan last year...
finky089 by Sir Loin	Jan 31st, 2008 06:57:09 PM
The fact that they even consider it "news" is what sucks! Some of the parties are for charities at least. But mostly, it's "hang out with celebrities this weekend!" as if your life's not complete unless you do such stupid things. Can't imagine what L.A. news is like.
jesus. Thats DYED in the wool. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 06:58:11 PM
I swear, I'm the world's worst typist. I know how these words are spelled--honest. Its just that when I type my brain kinda goes on automatic and I just type it all out and hit post, sans editing. Please forgive me.
Sir Loin--LA news is the absolute worst! by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:00:30 PM
All they do is glibly worship the celebrities every other minute. Imagine the E channel, and you have an idea of what all the news stations are like in LA. I had to spend a few years in Cucamonga, and it was the absolute pits for me.
RE:"I nearly killed 4 guys"! by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:00:47 PM
I was just suprised to read that on AICN!wow,man(I mean that).I was once beaten by 4 guys,turkish guys....fuck!
Why do people bash movies before they see them? by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 07:03:54 PM
If you bash it after you see it fine, but don't bash it when you haven't even seen a clip of it.
Nah, travis, its not a badass thing on my part by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:09:38 PM
I'm a pretty good sized fellow, which is a check in my plus collumn, but really, it was a lot simpler than that. Never try to surprise a guy with an ASP baton and is capable of throwing you down a flight of stairs.
moondoggy2u on LA news by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:12:33 PM
that about sums it up. The very first LA newscast I saw I just laughed b/c I couldn't believe it was "really" the news.
The thing was by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:13:01 PM
even though they were the ones that jumped me, I nearly got court-martialed for that one. I stashed the baton with a friend and blamed their wounds on falling down the steps. They tried tos ay I had a baton, which, as you know, was a no-no, but I just stuck to my guns, blamed it on the steps, and said that since they were the ones who jumped me, they are obviously not content with being beat and that they were trying to railroad me.
Ah,I feel better now..... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:13:01 PM
and stairs can come in handy!
go back to work, finky! by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 07:13:44 PM
Uh...no...that's me who should do that right now. Damn. I'll miss all the sunkist-mountaindew-war story-superbowl-partying-trash tv(and who knows maybe some milf-filf or production design chat as well) talkback hilarity.
by Maegnarval	Jan 31st, 2008 07:14:35 PM

moondoggy2u, were you an MP? by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:15:04 PM

jesus crust by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 07:15:07 PM
i leave for an hour to sew a hat and when i come back we've resorted to violence! hang on, lemme get my blackjack.
one quick question, though... by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 07:15:16 PM
are you from germany, travis?
travis, a quick synopsis by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:15:58 PM
I was on the second floor, two guys came up behind and two from around the corner. I knew them and knew exactly what was going to happen so I just whipped out old trusty and beaned the two in front with the baton, threw one down the flight of stairs, and when the other guy, who had some serious weight on me, tried to do the same thing, I just helled on and jumped and we both took a tumble. After that I was on him and it wasn't pretty, I can tell you that.
AllieJamison:yes I am. by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:17:13 PM

nope. I was raised a military brat by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:17:31 PM
And, of course, served in the military, so I'm from all over. Mostly, I'm from the chicago and kentucky areas as a kid and new york as an adult, with a slew of places in between.
by AllieJamison	Jan 31st, 2008 07:19:17 PM
Ach so :)
moondoggy2u:allways good to be on top.... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:22:04 PM
in a fight.Often times it is over when you sit on the dude.It is a fucking shame that guys do that shit in the Army.I was just beaten up in an club.4 to 1 sucks.
Ha....... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:25:10 PM
ich bin nicht allein!
Sorry, allie, I thought you were talking to me by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:25:49 PM
See, my first name is Travis, and so i reacted without even thinking. Sorry.
Moondoggy just described a Jack Reacher scene by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:29:40 PM
that fight sounds like it coulda come out of a Jack Reacher novel. Now I see why TerryMalloy wanted to make out with you.
Yeah, Travis by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:29:44 PM
I've been in quite a few fights, and invariably it goes to the ground in less than 15 seconds, which is where muscle comes in. Seriously though, I really was going to kill that guy after I had my hands on him. If it wasn't for a friend of mine who went to see what all the yelling was about, I would have had him. I got lucky all ways around, really.
moondoggy2u:thats funny,travis! by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:30:27 PM
a fine name SIR!;-)
lol, finky. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:31:06 PM
Who is jack reacher, though? Is that like a Mitch Rapp book or something?
Oh, AllieJ, I AM working....sadly by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:31:37 PM
But why are you working? It's pretty late over in Deutschland? The home country of my employer.
Why thank you, Travis by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:32:18 PM
And may I say, your name is very fetching also.
Is the Superbowl this Sunday?and it is late here 2.35am. by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:36:09 PM

I'm glad I'm a likeable motherfucker by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 07:36:38 PM
Because I would get fuckin' creamed in a fight.
Indy looks tired by Orionsangels	Jan 31st, 2008 07:37:59 PM
I don't blame him either. After everything he's been through.
lol, caruso by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:40:27 PM
believe it or not, I'm one of the happiest, likeable people you'll ever meet. I mean, yeah, i've gotten into a few rows, but its only cause I have a horrible superman complex, which gets me into a lot of trouble. I just googled Jack Reacher, and I gotta be honest, as many books as I've read in my lifetime, and I am a voracious reader, I've never even heard of Lee Child. How out of touch is that?
WHERE is Indy's tie!! by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 07:41:25 PM
He had a tie in Last Cruasde!
Moondog- Jack Reacher by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:43:04 PM
Jack Reacher is the main character in a series of books by Lee Child. Reacher's (at least in the first 5 or 6 books) an ex-Army MP recently out of the service who sorta wanders the US, seeing the sites etc, since he was a military brat who grew up pretty much everywhere but the US, so he wants to see his own country. But in each book he finds himself involved in somebody else's dastardly plans and has to save the day, usually "getting the girl" in the process. Reacher employs his skills as a military investigator to unravel the antagonists' plans, which usually invovles a good plot twist and lots of Reacher using his military training to bust a few skulls, etc. They're pretty good, fast reads. By all means, check out a copy of Killing Floor -the first novel sometime.
Also, I'm Irish. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:43:22 PM
Maybe that explains a few things?
alright, I'll give her a go, finky by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:44:40 PM
Oh, and no, I wasn't an MP. I was just in Artillery--nothing special.
Ah, googling him works better than me trying to explain by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:45:29 PM
I never heard of Lee Child until about two years ago when my friend lent me Killing Floor. I was hooked after that.
Luckily, I have no complexes that I know of by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 07:45:57 PM
And even people I don't like seem to like me. It's weird. Maybe it's because I'm laid back. I don't know.
By the way, on the subject of Mitch Rapp books by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:49:55 PM
It always irks me that the guy is made out to be some super soldier who is capable of taking out Navy Seals at the drop of a hat, and all it seems he's had is a crash course in various boot camps (a few weeks here, a few weeks there). Let me be frank, in real life, a seal would reduce the guy to lawn mulch. Those guys are TOUGH.
Caruso, I'm the same way. by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:52:01 PM
I'm very, very laid back, but I just tend to pull the old "there's trouble over there! Go help!" routine, and, as you can imagine, its made my life eventful. Why, just a year and a half ago, a man intentionally hit me with his car ;)
It is the DTV-magic that protects you caruso.... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:52:34 PM
and the ghost of Bruce Lee!No retreat,No surrender!
I walk everywhere... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 07:53:29 PM
...so if somebody hit me with their car it would probably be enough to get me mad.
I have the power to difuse a bad situation... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 07:54:30 PM
...with my secret weapon: humor. If you're like me and can't take a beating, make 'em laugh.
You are good at making people laugh caruso.... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:56:05 PM
I know it!
well, caruso, it was my fault by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 07:56:17 PM
the guy was stalking/instigating a scene with this girl at our school parking lot. I go out there, keep her away, and then he puts his car in gear, speeds up, and hits me head on. I was not a happy camper, lemme tell you! I had a sprained ankle for about a month and a half after that. If I ever get my hands on that guy...
And I dont want to see you getting mad! by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 07:57:22 PM
and do the TREJO on some poor schmock!
You remind me of my cousin by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 07:58:17 PM
He's also pretty laid back like me, but he gets in fights pretty often. He never starts them, but he sure as hell finishes them.
Rapp - I know what you mean by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 07:58:24 PM
I've read a few Vince Flynn books with Rapp, but I think the Reacher books are better (the earlier ones like Killing Floor, Tripwire, Running Blind are the best). The first Rapp one I read was Transfer of Power. A co-worker told me it was like Child's reacher novels, but it felt "cheaper". Don't get me wrong, Jack Reacher pulls off some pretty outlandish shit at times, but to me it always seems more plausible given the background Child has given him.
yeah, caruso, thats about me to a T by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:02:18 PM
I'm very laid back, and have a great sense of humor, if I do say so myself. I dont think I could even have hoped to become a teacher without my humor and attitude. But when I get into a fight, that fight has to be finished and right soon. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some super guy or anything like that, its just that I tend to be pretty durable (have yet to brake a bone in my life) and can take a few whacks, and my size and experience/training give me an edge, and I'm a lot faster than most people would think someone my size can be, so that helps out too.
Your cousin was/is in the Army....... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 08:03:50 PM
if I remember correct?
best books in that miltitant warrior genre by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:06:24 PM
are by a guy named Richard Marcinko. Most of it is pretty believable, too, from my understanding of BUD/S training.
Yeah, he's in the Army by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 08:06:24 PM
Infantry. Been to Afghanistan a couple times.
So your students give you no shit moondoggy2u by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 08:06:36 PM

Moondoggy gets hit by car- gets only sprained ankle by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:08:27 PM
wow (sincerely) You might just be Jack Reacher. On that note, I got to finish up some work and get outta here. Night gents! Moondoggy2u, enjoy reading some Reacher.
Thanks, Moondog, I'll check out Marcinko by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:09:20 PM

At least... by geodesigns	Jan 31st, 2008 08:09:36 PM
We're getting one more Indy flick. It's about goddamn time! I wanna see a kisk ass Indy video game, and a decent comic book adaptation.
actually, they gimme shit all the time by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:11:18 PM
The new students, I mean. I still have students who try to backtalk me and so on, but I don't tolerate that sort of thing. Oh, I don't mind being informal, kids talking civilly without raising their hands and such, but obvious disobediance is something I don't brook. As far as kids starting fights and such, I tend to break em' up pretty fast, much to the relief of our local security guard (who is in his mid sixties and with a belly as big as yogi bear's), but I have had a few kids seriously try to start a fight with me. Not many, but a few.
how can anyone claim this movie will be shit over a by virtual_ninja	Jan 31st, 2008 08:14:27 PM
damn picture, at least wait for the trailer before you start shitting on it.
Xiphos by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:16:36 PM
Sure the books are full of shit. Hell, legally speaking, he can't actually say word one about anti-terrorist tactics without getting thrown into the slammer. But the fact remains, that given his background and the genre (fiction), his books are more believable than most. Now, were you to actually treat Marcinko as a real life person, there is no way on God's green earth could he get away with all that stuff and still be alive, let alone walking and holding cups. But so long as you treat it as fiction, as I do, then they aren't half bad.
Raiders and Last Crusade were the best by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 08:17:08 PM
Indy movies. Doom was okay, but the storyline was too simple. Also, anyone who hasn't seen the Young Indy series should really pick it up.
I remember the time when an Teacher..... by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 08:19:38 PM
got respect because he/she was an Teacher!but now,the kids pick fights with teachers.Fuck that.
The other thing you have to do by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:20:30 PM
is to avoid the obvious age problem. Also, keep in mind that he isn't really writing those books. They're all ghost written and packaged with his name. The only thing that makes them nifty, in my opinion, is that they freely use his real-life background and GENERAL knowledge, ie non classified, of certain strategies and scenarios and incorporate that into the fictional plotting.
I never met him by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:24:15 PM
But I knew of him and started reading the books. Thank god it was only later that I actually saw the guy on video tape because lemme tell you, the voice and manerisms in my head were of a much nicer, more gruff sort of man. When he spoke the way he did, using the familiar syntax, he nonetheless had a lot of manerisms that struck me as just some new-england type asshole. Still, entertaining fiction, if I do say so myself.
But I'll tell you one thing by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 08:26:30 PM
asshole or no, that guy used to be in charge of seal team 6, which in my opinion, commands a lot of respect from me. He's obviously capable and tougher than any guy youre likely to meet in your life, but he is most deffinitely not very likeable, from what I have heard.
Marchinko is so full of shit he's brown by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:36:43 PM
thanks for the laugh, Xiphos. If it's a good read, that can make alot of difference in how easily I stomach a character with "outstanding" abilities. I'll have to read Marchinko and get back to you on how he compares to Jack Reacher novels.
Sorry Xiphos if my last post sets you off by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:38:06 PM
though you seem like a funny bastard, so a rant could be fun reading.
Yeah give it to PUTIN,he is an ass! by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 08:40:38 PM
But I think China is the bigger problem!
I've read Marcinko's books... by kidicarus	Jan 31st, 2008 08:42:28 PM
And even though there's an inordinate amount of self-stroking, he weaves some pretty damn entertaining stories deeply entrenched in realism. I recommend them for people who wish Tom Clancy books would tell them from a less boring, bureacratic perspective.
Marchinko?who is that? by travis-dane	Jan 31st, 2008 08:45:59 PM

Weve also grown 25 years older with him by johnnyg korrupt	Jan 31st, 2008 08:46:17 PM
Thats the depressing part. Seems like only yesterday
Do you like coitus, Mr Lebowski? by mystic_dreamer	Jan 31st, 2008 08:48:56 PM
Clearly, Blanchett must be a big fan of Julianne Moore's look in The Big Lebowski. Female Russian Nihilist: Do you like sex, Dr. Jones? Indiana: 'Scuse me? Female Russian Nihilist: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? Indiana: I was talking about my rug. Female Russian Nihilist: You're not interested in sex? Indiana: You mean coitus?
Why doesn't Indy just tell her he met Hitler. by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 08:49:13 PM
And Hitler let him live?
Ooh this picture tocuhes my tralala! by Proman1984	Jan 31st, 2008 08:51:33 PM
My ding ding dong.
mystic_dreamer, you just won a date with Occula by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:52:02 PM
you crazy Lebowski fans
Fuck it, I mean "touches" by Proman1984	Jan 31st, 2008 08:52:19 PM
Deep in the night I am looking for some Indy 4
oh and mystic_dreamer, bring $1000 by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 08:54:56 PM
occula, although we don't knwo each other, I hope you know I jest because I found the exchanges you and others had up there amusing.
Careful man! There's an RPG here! by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 09:00:30 PM

"Mutt, you are out of your element!" by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 09:04:43 PM
"Indy, the Russians are not the issue here!"
xiphos by moondoggy2u	Jan 31st, 2008 09:06:15 PM
Yeah, I caught your drift and I'm sure you are accurately describing that guy. Needless to say, I'm glad I never met him, otherwise I wouldnt be able to enjoy the dime-store fiction.
"It takes a woman of Cates kind to get through to the man in by Kloipy	Jan 31st, 2008 09:16:19 PM
indy"
I would like to know what MiraTwat think s about this by finky089	Jan 31st, 2008 09:19:07 PM
you know, maybe Ratner would be a better BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR RRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!!!!! 'burp' Huuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh h!
Indy's twelve chest hairs by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 31st, 2008 09:56:01 PM
Are blinding. A little holy water from the grail sure does shine up the torso. By the way, that "No, Walter. Those men are nihilists" cracked me up, Embeeduece.
Where's Boris? by Lashlarue	Jan 31st, 2008 10:15:44 PM
Since, she's obviously supposed to be Natasha.
Give me back my family! by Lashlarue	Jan 31st, 2008 10:17:03 PM
I want my family back!
This film looks cartoonish by DARTH VOODOO	Jan 31st, 2008 10:21:31 PM
I hope I'm wrong and the film is more like Raiders that the Last Crusade, but the still photos we have see thus far look like a cartoon.
I prefer Mountain Dew Code Red. by eXcommunicated	Jan 31st, 2008 10:26:38 PM
Good stuff.... like Grenadine and Mountain Dew. Hey, where's the vodka?!
WOW! by Series7	Jan 31st, 2008 10:31:02 PM
Kate Blandchet is in this? I smell boring. Well there goes all hope for me caring about this.
thx, finky by occula	Jan 31st, 2008 10:31:20 PM
i take it all in good fun, 'specially since i'm the one who started it. hey guys, i just went and bought my 'hobbit.' it better be as good as you said it was. snork beware teh chest hairage
To be honest..... by johnyaztec	Jan 31st, 2008 10:40:50 PM
I could not give to shits about this movie. This seems like a bad idea and I bet its going to suck. I would rather them but Young Indy on Blu-Ray and leave it at that. PS FUCK Shia LaBeouf
I find it amazing... by kuldan	Jan 31st, 2008 10:44:19 PM
...that people will look at Indiana Jones/Harrison Ford and say, "Man, he's looking really old" or something along those lines. Guess what? He IS old. No shit!
When I saw Live Free or Die Hard by skywalkerfamily	Jan 31st, 2008 10:48:50 PM
I thought Willis looked old.
Red Dawn was classic. Cubans & Russians... by Fa Fa Fooey	Jan 31st, 2008 10:53:14 PM
...invading the USA. Cornball, but wow were people alarmed by it.
I WOULD BE 1,298 TIMES MORE EXCITED IF LEBEOUF WASN'T IN IT by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:18:00 PM
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't you?
RUSSIAN CHICKS ARE SMOKING HOT by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:20:24 PM
Thank God for Glasnost.
All three Indiana Jones films were great... by AntoniusBloc	Jan 31st, 2008 11:22:29 PM
...but they waited too long to make another one. More films could have worked, but it's too late. The Last Crusade was the perfect way to end it, and now they just seem to be reaching and looking for a sure thing financially. Which reminds me, before he gets too old, Bruce Willis needs to hurry up and make a sequel to The Last Boyscout...oh yeah, go Giants!
Take easy, Peyton by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 11:33:30 PM
Take it easy, boy. I'm a scientist... I'm a scientist...
XIPHOS by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:37:26 PM
Around my house we don't talk about LeMadCow. We like to pretend he doesn't exist. It's how we make it through the days.
I think Shia is neat by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 11:38:29 PM
He is so talented and versatile.
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN SHORT ROUND by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:40:03 PM
Panzerfausts and commie propaganda are no match for the Sword of Destiny.
YES, TALENTED AND VERSATILE ... by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:41:53 PM
as Senator Larry Craig's bathroom buddy!!!!!
All joking aside... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 11:43:39 PM
The Beef was the best part of TRANSFORMERS. So that must really say something about how shitty that film is. But seriously, the kid did alright.
Remember when... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 11:44:25 PM
...Topher Grace was supposed to be the next Tom Hanks? What happened to that kid?
IT'S THERAPEUTIC ... by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:44:53 PM
And we chant to Xenu to come take him away.
TOPHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT HANKS? by BringingSexyBack	Jan 31st, 2008 11:48:23 PM
That ain't happening after Spidey 3 ... nice knowing ya, Toph.
I read it by caruso_stalker217	Jan 31st, 2008 11:49:47 PM
In COCK & BULL WEEKLY.
Movie fans hate movies by skywalkerfamily	Feb 1st, 2008 12:07:47 AM
You douches are probably home humping your copies of Shit Runner. I mean Balde Runner.
Don't knock SHIT RUNNER, pal by caruso_stalker217	Feb 1st, 2008 12:11:29 AM
An sci-fi film acted out entirely by puppets made out of feces? Who doesn't love that shit!
John Cho for Short Round by the podosphere	Feb 1st, 2008 12:15:29 AM
(big toke) "Dooooctoooor Joooooonnnnesssss." Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Bong And don't claim you're not sorry you didn't think of it first.
Shit Runner was kinda cool. I liked Lemon Runner by skywalkerfamily	Feb 1st, 2008 12:20:55 AM
better, though.
Iron Man trsiler to be shown during Super Bowl! by skywalkerfamily	Feb 1st, 2008 12:28:00 AM
This just in.
Shitty picture by AlwaysThere	Feb 1st, 2008 12:30:07 AM
Why would they release this one?
I just wish the trailer would come out. by skywalkerfamily	Feb 1st, 2008 12:36:00 AM
The movie comes out in three months. We should have a trailer by now.
I want her to torture me by CuervoJones	Feb 1st, 2008 01:17:16 AM
I´ve been a very bad archeologist.
You better fucking like the hobbit occula by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 1st, 2008 01:48:55 AM
Sorry, just got back from Thursday night carousing and general mayhem. Which means I'm slightly buzzed, and you know what? I take that sorry back. What the fuck is this, an Indiana Jones talkback? Fuck all ya'll. Indy is a coffee man. Black. Bitches.
You KNOW your getting old when your hero looks like a grandpa. by Mike_D	Feb 1st, 2008 02:02:54 AM
I'm sad now.
So people can accept Clint Eastwood in UNFORGIVEN... by caruso_stalker217	Feb 1st, 2008 02:06:33 AM
...but not Harrison Ford in the new INDIANA JONES?
Am I the only one by DonnieDorko	Feb 1st, 2008 02:24:17 AM
that thinks Blanchett looks really, really ugly.. in every movie? I guess that soldier on the right disagrees.
I think this film will help to set an example for older folks by caruso_stalker217	Feb 1st, 2008 02:43:57 AM
They aren't useless after all. They can still fight Russians and blow shit up with bazookas. This is a good thing.
I hope this film is like Rocky Balboa by skywalkerfamily	Feb 1st, 2008 02:59:38 AM
I loved seeing the older Rocky in that movie coming to terms with his life. I hope this Indy movie kind of follows that idea.
Indiana Jones and The Roast Beef Vagina by Dr Gregory House	Feb 1st, 2008 03:10:42 AM
Marion ain't gettin any younger either.
Mmmm... by caruso_stalker217	Feb 1st, 2008 03:12:40 AM
...roast beef....
by Kragmose	Feb 1st, 2008 03:35:36 AM
>.>
I prefer Veal by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Feb 1st, 2008 04:06:30 AM
I also like wite wine and miniature horses.
Temple over Raiders...not realy but... by TheManBehindTheMask	Feb 1st, 2008 06:46:50 AM
but I think the pace in Temple is the best of the 3.
Is everyone involved in this flick... by Kid Z	Feb 1st, 2008 07:25:44 AM
... geriatric? Looks that way. Except for Shia... and there's another problem, right there...
to ricarleite by TheManBehindTheMask	Feb 1st, 2008 07:48:48 AM
I saw Temple in theatre when I was 9 yo. And I just liked those over the top none stop action packed movie! Even at that age the "impossible-to-happen-musical sequence" made me smile when Willie finaly showed up in the small stage of the club (good cinematic humor). The beating heart on fire was amazing. Willie was a caracter that I loved to hate! I wanted so much to be a little older to follow Indy everywhere like Short Round did. I know this movie is a little too over the top and cartoonish for some people, but I prefere my Indy this way than the average humor and the almost funny dialog that runs all along Crusade, (and the irritating little music that Williams made that ruins a lot of action scenes). That said, Crusade is a good movie, I just prefer the others!
moondoggy2u by smackfu	Feb 1st, 2008 08:40:34 AM
You're a lightweight, pal. You haven't lived until you've smuggled KFC into a theatre.
oh yeah, and Harrison Ford is old. by smackfu	Feb 1st, 2008 08:43:40 AM
I possess...the Power of Perception! Beholddddddmumblemumble.
I just rewatched TEMPLE and CRUSADE ... by NoDiggity	Feb 1st, 2008 09:17:09 AM
And I was surprised that I liked Crusade better. Neither compare to Raiders, but Crusade lacked that ANNOYANCE factor. Temple was incredibly loud, jabbery, annoying, the music was random and all over the place. Crusade was essentially a remake of Raiders, but it was a reverent remake, largely, capturing the tone of the awesomeness of history, and replacing the Ark with the Grail, and repeating the big Fight with Nazis on moving vehicles of Raiders. So I have to eat my words, and say that Crusade is better than Temple, by far. (Only awful thing is the "young Indy" beginning, with the unnecessary origins of Indy's liking for Hat, Whip and Jacket). The actions scenes in both Temple and Crusade are retarded, though, compared to Raiders. Nice thing about both .... real sets, real photography, no CGI crap muddying everything up. Oh, and Kate Capshaw was hot in wet pantaloons.
Oh, and nice thiing about Temple and Crusade .. by NoDiggity	Feb 1st, 2008 09:22:55 AM
Harrison Ford is still Indy in both, but seems more himself in Crusade.
"impossible-to-happen musical sequence" by I Dunno	Feb 1st, 2008 09:25:01 AM
She was imagining all of that. Yes, it was an awkward scene.
Temple of Doom was the best by puzzledman69	Feb 1st, 2008 09:28:11 AM
I await Backlash
oh my god, diggers by Lost Jarv	Feb 1st, 2008 09:32:27 AM
are you feeling OK? This isn't like you at all. Now go and rewatch Alien and Aliens.
Holy shit, someone get Nodigs a hot towel by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 09:36:48 AM
he needs to lay down
Blanchett looks like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkile by Dan Halen	Feb 1st, 2008 09:55:32 AM
Anyone else think she looks a bit over the top? I know, Indy carries a wip but what is a soviet agent doing with a fucking rapier? The get up and the hair cut might be too much for me. We'll have to see of course, it could work very well within the genre...
Mr. Jones, tell me where Mouse and Squirrel is! by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 09:56:50 AM

"Crusade"... by Dan Halen	Feb 1st, 2008 09:57:54 AM
it came out the same summer as batman i think. I was 11, first movie i went and saw twice on my own. Don't really get the dislike for that movie. Don't get what Lucas was talking about in that vanity fair article either about how the Holy Grail wasn't the best artifcat to use, etc. I thought it was great. Ok, maybe the ancient knight dude wasn't the best move.
John William's Scores... by Dan Halen	Feb 1st, 2008 09:59:13 AM
YEs, we all love the guy but there sure is a similarity between the love themes in star wars and indiana j ones. No?
CRUSADE was a letdown, lightweight, rushed by Spacesheik	Feb 1st, 2008 10:55:26 AM
I am worried now that Frank Marshall stated that SKULL is 'closer in tone to CRUSADE' cause the latter was a lightweight, campy romp devoid of a decent villain, decent action scenes, and anti climactic. f you enjoy comical Nazis crashing their planes into tunnels, rat infested sewers burning up, the 'Junior!' shtick between Connery and Ford, Indy taking out three Nazis with one bullit, and a scaled down climax involving one armored and an old templar asking our heroes to the holy grail cup 'wisely' then I dont know what to tell you. My favorite was RAIDERS, the occult elements were great and the action was gritty and at times bloody (the Indy-thug fight in front of the plane) and the horse-vehicle chase, etc. TEMPLE OF DOOM had a memorable villain, was action-packed and dark, - its a much more replayable enjoyable flick than CRUSADE (which seemed like a smaller scaled, campier version than RAIDERS - although I enjoyed the River Phoenix opening). CRYSTAL SKULL is already 'locked' - the onyl thing missing is the John Williams score - lets hope Marshall was mistaken and the flick is closer to RAIDERS, but I have a feeling Spielberg enjoys his star-studded-lighthearted romps way more than the edgy flicks he used to make.
VOULD JO LIKE SUM COFFEE HERR DOKTOR? VARRM MEELK? by ArcadianDS	Feb 1st, 2008 10:58:09 AM
NO THANK YOU, FRAU THAT WILL BE ALL!!! kisses portrait
Is Blanchett a Musketeer? by Reynard Muldrake	Feb 1st, 2008 11:00:06 AM
Seriously, who carries around a dueling sword in the 50s? And why has this not been a topic in the talkback yet? Wtf? In all seriousness though, I'm there first day.
She better be wearing a push-up bra by skimn	Feb 1st, 2008 11:12:27 AM
and some fishnet stockings. "All the better to torture you with.."
Yeah...it IS patchey from LOST! by ccchhhrrriiisssm	Feb 1st, 2008 11:14:38 AM
Would you ever have thought that you would begin recognizing characters in major films because of bit roles in the best TV show ever (LOST)? Cool!
The safety word is Short Round by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:45:04 AM

The "turn it up" word is KATANGA by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 11:54:52 AM
whippish! "You've been a werry bad boy, docktor Junes." "Katanga! KATANGA!"
I've got enough KATANGA in my BANTU WIND by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 11:56:03 AM
to sail you all the way to England, baby.
I can't believe NoDiggity said "Indy" and "hat" without by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 11:57:04 AM
a drawn-out diatribe following it. Perhaps the man is worn down with illness again?
I still contend that those "US soldiers" are really by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 11:58:31 AM
Soviets in disguise who mislead Indy and brought him into the hands of Natasha up there.
oh fuck it all by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:00:46 PM
he's back
it's funny because you are the one who ended up Owned by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:02:56 PM
you little bitch
Hey Finky by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:03:35 PM
what's going on with Nodigs? I feel sorry for the man
What up Kloipy by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:06:52 PM
perhaps if we ignore AssBraff08, he'll go away.
yeah, that's what i'm going to do by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:07:38 PM
glad you liked the 2for2true stuff
Maybe Diggers has begun to realize his logic errors by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:08:38 PM
and is slowly crumbling from the inside out. In which case, I could feel bad for the guy too.
Kloipy, dude, i can't beleive the shit in the Wolfman TB by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:10:05 PM
from yesterday. With MiraTwat singling out Jarvy. I haven't been back this morning to see if Twatyever came back, but you guys ripped him gloriously all afternoon yesterday.
too much fassbinder by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:10:23 PM
it takes a toll on any man
No he didn't come back in by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:11:13 PM
we scared him off for a long time I think. He deserved everything he got though. He should have known better
I have hopes for Indy IV, but don't expect to see by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:12:05 PM
anything that will surpass (maybe even live up to) the Airplane fight, followed by the Truck Chase from Raiders. I said this inthe other Indy TB just reently, but those scenes are, without any questionable doubt, the single greatest one-two punch combination of action sequences ever committed to celluloid.
yeah that TB actually went from mirajeff bashing by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:12:42 PM
to beastiality, to cannibalism, and to Cloverfield. so the bashing has stopped...for now
finky by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:14:04 PM
yeah, I'm not overly excited. I may just wait until dvd to see it. my level of excitement isn't all that high for it.
I wasn't talking about you by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:21:05 PM

AssBraff, Kloipy wasn't even talking about you by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:22:55 PM
I feel cognitive dissonance even addressing you because you're an attention whore, but I can't let you call out a fellow TBer when he's not even fucking talking to you. Just go the fuck away. Or stay. The sad truth is no one give a shit about you here. But stay and prove my point if you want, though.
thanks Finky by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:24:16 PM
I just can't wait til the day he tries to say something important to one of us or the mods, and no one will listen to him because he's just a troll.
Hey Kloipy, I think we're being paged in that other TB by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 12:25:19 PM
if you know what I mean...
i hear ya man by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:26:00 PM

Braff by DonnieDorko	Feb 1st, 2008 12:40:44 PM
Don't try to make fun at people standing there with your pants still down. Walk away and wait awhile, then come back and pretend nothing ever happened. Don't hit people while you're lying down.
don't worry about him Donnie by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:42:07 PM
it's just glovedone, the dumbest bitch on AICN
BRAFF08 by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Feb 1st, 2008 12:48:17 PM
why don't you relax and enjoy your special time receiving some TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION?
YAY!!! TFD by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 12:53:18 PM
I missed you man!
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 01:03:05 PM
I love that guy
I SEE THE VISUAL, TOO. by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Feb 1st, 2008 01:04:06 PM
a big baby who used to blow up frogs with firecrackers is now so fat the can't leave his mother's bed. thanks to his pent up sexual frustration, tiny pecker, overwhelming body odor, and sky high blood sugar, he decides to have a little fun by harrassing people on messageboards while using the name of his fantasy gay boyfriend, Braff. all seems like fun and games until he runs smack into TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
er, slight correction by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 01:04:19 PM
I love WHEN THAT GUY shows up. But if it turns out that he looks like Natlie Portman, I'd totally make out with him.
TFD - that is quite a visual by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 01:05:21 PM
LOL
Hahahaha that was some good shit TFD by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 01:06:09 PM

Hey TFD by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 01:08:17 PM
did you hear about that gay porn movie with Zackkk Braff and Glovedone/braff08? It's called "Guardin' Taint"
GUARDIN' TAINT? by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Feb 1st, 2008 01:10:58 PM
that's what Braff08's mother was trying to do before i slipped her the stiff rod of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
Indiana Jones and the Duck Filled Pond by smackfu	Feb 1st, 2008 01:11:17 PM
We still doing that? No? Dammit.
hahahaha thank you for coming in, you made my day by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 01:12:50 PM

BRAFF08 by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION	Feb 1st, 2008 01:13:04 PM
did you know that i have a tattoo on my penis? it says TFD. but when i get hard, it then reads TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
TOTAL FUCKING LAUGHTER by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 01:15:03 PM
that's what TFD's bringing to us today, courtesy of AssBraff
Hmmmm by DonnieDorko	Feb 1st, 2008 01:33:52 PM
If you post three posts in a row, you have already disregarded the opinions of others and think you're the shit just cause your spasms make you ejaculate, and technically that's not jerking off.
Donnie by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 01:39:51 PM
He isn't THE shit, he just is shit. Actually his mom took a huge dump one day, and there was glovedone/braff, a little turd baby.
Braff does alot fo arguing with children by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 01:51:28 PM
"come on, sweetie. Just pull your should strap down a little more. A little more. Just do it for me. Please?" "Oh that's beautiful. Now, let's try it with you pulling your pants down a little. Past your hips. No, a little more. Please, for me? Come on, I'm your Father."
Comment about Communists looking more like Nazis by jorson28	Feb 1st, 2008 04:06:33 PM
(yay)??? Why is that a good thing?
i think it's related to people wanting the bad guys by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:17:58 PM
to be as easy to root against as the Nazis were. Given that "the Bear is currently hibernating" (as someone said yesterday), it's not so acceptable now to look at them as the kind of nemesis that the Nazis are viewed as post WWI through WWII. For some people, if the bad guys here (Soviets) remind them of the Nazis from the previous films, then, i guess, the theoru is that the film is reusing elements they liked fromthe original Indy films. I don't know if that's really it, just my theory. Soviets make sense as a rival faction, but that's about as much as I care that they are in it.
Caption by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 1st, 2008 04:18:51 PM
"You vill fuck me Dr. Jones, or you vill die." "Whatever, sweetheart. I'm almost 70 years old. It doesn't matter."
Caption #2 by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:22:31 PM
"You vill fuck me Dr. Jones, or you vill die." "Sure, sweetheart. Just as soon as this guy behind me stops blowing his load on my back. Ugh."
Caption #3 by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:23:40 PM
"You vill fuck me Dr. Jones, or you vill die." "Listen, sweetheart. Could you take the kid first. I'm going to need some time to, uh, get the whip crackin'."
Sorry Abom, but you inspired me with your humor by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:24:21 PM

Caption #4 by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:26:46 PM
"Now, Herr Jones. I vill show YOU vhat liez beneeth!" Save it, sister. These guys behind me already called 'firsts'."
Caption #5 by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:28:53 PM
Army Guy 1: Hey, aren't you the guy that played Han Solo? Army Guy 2: Sha, right. He's, like, WAY too old. Blanchet silently thinks: "Sheet! Did I git zee wrung guy?"
new foto released by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 04:29:28 PM
it's at mtv - indy standing on some crates in the guvmint warehouse, looking smarmy! so niiiice...
I hope Harrison Ford can pull a Sean Connery by zinc_chameleon	Feb 1st, 2008 04:29:36 PM
...and come off like 'Captain John Mason, Special Air Service..retired, of course. I love the idea that this is the real end to the James Bond saga. I'm not sure that Harrison's got that much left in him. After all, Sean's still getting drunk and punching out his neighbours!
thanks for the heads up, occula by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:33:24 PM
how's the sewing today?
hey finks! by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 04:47:31 PM
i have blown off sewing today, when you run your own company you get to procrastinate jobs until the last possible second. instead, i am watching 'the matrix' and drawing. hope your afternoon is as pleasant as mine!
finky089 by Abominable Snowcone	Feb 1st, 2008 04:48:04 PM
Yours are better anyway! I don't have cable, but if they're promoting Indy on MTV at all it's a little peculiar, since no one who grew up with Indy could possibly be watching MTV anymore. It's complete crap. What, are they trying to target 11 year old girls for the movie? Guess so. But good luck.
Abom it'son the MTV "movieblog" site. by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:56:37 PM
I just closed the window otherwise I'd paste the link. Ok, fine. here it is. http://moviesblog.mtv.com/?s=i ndiana+jones Just remember to remove any spaces. ;)
Cate always look good by Aethyrr	Feb 1st, 2008 04:56:51 PM
..but this "villain look" is the best thing ever
MTV promotes Indy by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 04:58:36 PM
I dunno, seems kinda par for their course to rpomote a big summer tentpole flick. Besides, it has Shia, which is totally mTV crowd. And, SS/GL and company know they need to "reintroduce" the man in the hat to a younger generation who was too little to appreciate him (if they were even born yet) when he was last on the big screen. But, I admit, it IS weird to see Indiana Jones on an MTV website. Perhaps I'm getting old, though.
Hey pccula. That's why it's great to be your own boss by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:00:20 PM
most of the time....or, so I hear. Though with every badge, there comes a burden, so I know it can't always be Matrix and grapefruit soda. ;)
here's what i bet it is by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 05:01:09 PM
the EXECS at mtv are of an indy age. that's why they would give it the time of day. i'm sure they know most of the viewers aren't old enough to drive, much less know about raiders, but i would bet you dollars to donuts the programming execs are like 'oh yes, indy 4, me loves!'
doh! "pccula" - I hate that I refuse to proofread my posts by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:01:59 PM
Usually I don't care, but when it fucks with somebody's name it just doesn't seem as forgivable.
tee hee heee by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 05:03:37 PM
you are so right, finx. you see how i did that with your name? you like? yes, being the boss is both a burden and a blessing. i am, however, the most insubordinate person i know, so i can never go back to working for the man again...i'm stuck with the rough road of running my own business. so, when i use the company card to buy grapefruit soda, i'm the one who gets dragged into the boss's office. sigh
it kinda looks like 'poo-cula' by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 05:04:14 PM
which is funny, coz it has 'poo' in it
Actually I like it with the "x" by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:09:49 PM
I do believe self-discpline will be the death of our society. And, I'm really not helping because I think I've typed more on this website today than I have typed for work. I'd like to chalk it up to being "friday" and all, but honestly, I spent a good portion of yeterday like this. Perhaps it's because I know my deadline is far enough out that I have time to cram at the last minute, I dunno. Are you a one-woman shop? Do you make costumes for all kinds of productions ro primarily theater or movies/TV? (I'm from the finance world, thus my insight into it.)
anything with "poo" = usually funny by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:11:56 PM
"poo-flinging monkeys" "poo-flinging flying monkeys" um.... Well, I'm sure there are others, but they escape me at the moment.
"my LACK OF insight" by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:14:32 PM
poor proofreading strikes again!
"who-flung-poo" by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 05:24:03 PM
remember that was the punchline from a joke in junior high? i am sort of a one-woman shop - i have a crew that works off-and-on with me. i do costuming, sets, graphics, concept illustration and a host of other egotistical shit. since you're a finance guy, can you get me a bunch of money so i can shoot my own project? i promise to make you an associate producer! wink wink
poo-ccula, how egotistical! by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 05:42:01 PM
sounds like a cool gig. I bet you don't even have to get dressed for work if you don't wanna (well, except if you have your crew there...unless you're all cool with that sorta thing.) Unfortunately, I am in real estate finance (mostly multifamily) and can't directly help on the production loan. But, if you know someone who owns an apartment building/complex and will refinance it to let you use their money for moviemaking purposes, I might be able to get you decent pricing for the loan! Actually, I'm one of those guys who has been a perpetual writer for years, but has a hard time finishing things. I've done a year of screenwriting classes, too, and pretty much finished one script, and started countless others, but I never seem to find enough time to finish before life interrupts. That said, I still have a dream of selling my writing, quitting this ubernasty corporate lifestyle and being a successful, working writer. Ah, to dream.....
GOOD FOR YOU by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 05:48:59 PM
don't worry, you'll finish something sooner or later. so long as you got it in you, you can do it. my friend's grandfather just published his first novel at AGE 98. life has a way of getting in the way, but sometimes you just have to look for a chink in the armor, you know? it'll happen. aren't i positive today!
I appreciate the positivity by finky089	Feb 1st, 2008 06:05:11 PM
it's not often easy to come by around these parts. I'm going to try and buckle down this last hour at the office. I....can....close....the...bro wser! So, have a good weekend. Nice getting to know ya a bit. See ya 'round the TBs.
hey pal by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 08:49:46 PM
i started last night, thx for asking. man, that book is boring. BO-RING. i mean, it's all about, like, hobbits and shit. what have i gotten myself into? AHHAHAAHAH i'm so funny i crack myself up!! on an entirely unrelated note, i got my 'blade runner final cut' in the mail today (next week's class is all about blade runner) and it's like watching an entirely different film. wowza!
it's pretty tight by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 09:24:25 PM
it will give you that weird feeling like 'have i ever seen that scene before, or is it just that it fits so well into the film that i only THINK i've seen it before?' verra weird. ps did you see the new indy pic i mentioned earlier?
hold the phone by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 09:57:13 PM
now what did you go and do that for? do you have a kid who's giving you problems? lock 'em in the bathroom, that's my solution. tee hee a 'reverse occula', i'm even more flattered than when finx called me 'poo-cula' earlier! i think one of the things we all like best about harrison ford's old characters is the smarm. it's why han solo beats luke skywalker, luke is just whiny but solo is smarmy.
Wsup Night Crew by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:07:25 PM
How's it hangin?
hey t by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:14:37 PM
i have decided to make annoying nicknames or abbreviations for everybody. everybody COOL, that is. xi, you must be bored outta your gourd!
glovedone called me Sloppy and then he got banned by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:16:06 PM
again
go asu by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:20:25 PM
hey xi, speaking of smarmy 80s movies, today i went to amoeba records (the greatest record store in the wurld) and scored some really bad 80s dvds, chief among them: 'campus man,' the worst movie made about arizona, evar!
Occula by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:21:42 PM
It's too bad you can't reduce "Terry Malloy" to something smaller than "t". That would be impressive.
i got it Terry! She can call you l by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:23:56 PM
she won't even cross it
nice by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:28:43 PM
thx klo. i'd call you 'k' but that reminds me of 'the english patient' and that is just ghey.
Life is so overrated Xiphos by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:29:29 PM
No one even talks about movies out there. It's crazy.
occula by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:30:24 PM
either that or Men In Black, both awful
Call me ghey but I liked the English Patient by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:33:17 PM
It had Sayid in it!
at least by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:33:54 PM
you don't have 'poo' in your name. tee hee, i said 'poo'
yes, poo would be quite bad by Kloipy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:35:22 PM

OH EM GEE by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:36:30 PM
i fucking bought that today too!?! it's my second favorite 80s film ('better off dead' is the king) except it's not about arizona. that gives 'campus man' a bit of something special. however, it doesn't have a nice titty shot at the end like 'jootg' does. i like the english patient too - it's a very well-done film - but t, you must admit it has a bit of gheyity to it. but sometimes we all need a little ghey in our lives.
It has some gheyity by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:39:21 PM
but Kristin Scott Thomas and Juliette Binoche even it out for me.
I really want to go to Arizona and New Mexico by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:41:54 PM
Both look beautiful. I'm assuming you are talking about Arizona because you live there occula.
and, for the ladies, by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:42:03 PM
sayid looking pretty good plus rafe fines back when he was a handsome motherfucker.
i was just giving props to xi by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:43:47 PM
i live in LA, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
sadly, i must take my leave by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 10:47:28 PM
again, i'm weak sauce with the o'nite crew. sigh a friend's coming over to hang out and i have to clean up this hellhole i live in so i don't embarrass myself too badly. gents, keep it real!
Ralph Fiennes looks pretty awful in that movie too by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:47:46 PM
Being a burn victim is not a pleasant experience.
Good night, fair lady by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:49:21 PM
Have a pleasant morrow.
Xiphos by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 10:59:51 PM
You are a NM denier!
Back to Indy by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:04:16 PM
I think the problem with sequels is that everyone involved becomes self-aware. Whatever magic the first film had is dissected, analyzed, and attempted to be duplicated. But the identification of "what worked" is often wrong or certain parts are exaggerated. So the magic is killed. The Last Crusade, while an entertaining flick and a great ride, cannot compare to Raiders. I hope enough time has passed and the filmmakers/actors have matured enough to be able to try to create something new out of the old.
WHAT?!!? by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 11:04:59 PM
it DOES? jesus, i am humbled in your presence. i take it back, the raddest movies happen in arizona. don't fuck with the wildcats! t, you're funny, thanks for thinking i think rafe the burn victim is hot. ah- ahahah, did you see what i did there? i punned on a burn victim! god damn i'm hylarious! goo'nite all...
That was the single worst written analysis by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:10:30 PM
ever. I applaud my own illiteracy.
Goodnight Occula by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:12:09 PM
You are hilarious.
actually,t, i am pathetic. by occula	Feb 1st, 2008 11:31:06 PM
but thank you for thinking otherwise. my friend just flaked on me, and so, here i am. just when you thought you'd gotten rid of me, i turn up, kind of like herpes. are the wildcats bad? you must remember, i am a girl, and don't know about such things like 'sports teams.' there's a football match this weekend, right?
- by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 1st, 2008 11:36:33 PM
Shorter than "t". It represents the leftward horizontal strike.
lol by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:38:53 PM
I've been reduced to a "-"! I'm not even a letter anymore.
Would Indy be a Giants or Patriots fan? by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 1st, 2008 11:45:34 PM
Occula is having a friend over? Did you get the Fresca mopped up, with what I am assuming is the wetted sleeve of your shirt? Whatup, -?
CG by TerryMalloy	Feb 1st, 2008 11:49:52 PM
I am reading the entire history of lost right now to remind myself what happened. I am a geek. No doubt about it.
- by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:00:08 AM
That is rad. I missed Lost. I waited for fucking nine months, and I missed it. Now I know what a woman feels like when she's past term. Yes, I am that presumptuous. Xiphos, I'm glad that you will at least respect the evil mojo of Darth Hoody. Did you see my "Leave Belichick alone!" youtube video?
You can catch the premiere by TerryMalloy	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:01:51 AM
on I-Tunes.
ALL LOST EPISODES are on ABC.COM by wackybantha	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:09:45 AM
ALL OF THEM!!!
Ah. That too apparently. I forgot. by TerryMalloy	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:13:13 AM

Guys i have to call it tonight by TerryMalloy	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:15:28 AM
gotta get up at 5 a.m. for a trip. Peace out.
Have a good trip, - by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 2nd, 2008 12:23:17 AM
Is your trip going to be put to film with a plane in the background of a transparent map with red lines detailing your progress? Xiphos there are several Leave Belichick alone vids, but only one that isn't stupid. You'll know it when you see it. I will have to check out the Ballad.
Quint, another new Indy 4 pic here by wadi77	Feb 2nd, 2008 03:18:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2tk6zx
the last gasp by occula	Feb 2nd, 2008 11:38:23 AM
hey fools! are we hanging on to this TB by the skin of our teeth? well, bravo to us. while i didn't have to clean last night, i do have to clean this weekend...IN-LAWS ARE COMING TO VISIT. but i did take a few minutes last night and we watched 'just one of the guys.' christ that movie is brilliant, plus i learned an excellent new slur: 'chumpstain.' have a good weekend -, xi, 'cho, klo, finx, and all you other crazy bastards!
Blow it back to god. by Embeedeuce	Feb 2nd, 2008 03:21:40 PM
I'm going to blow up your cell phone, Rene.
or little people by just pillow talk	Feb 2nd, 2008 03:58:43 PM
like Warwick Davis (specific type).
Maybe he could button up that shirt by Jeff_Fries	Feb 2nd, 2008 04:59:02 PM
It's not your bathrobe, Grandpa
Only if the robot lions played second fiddle, Xi by moondoggy2u	Feb 2nd, 2008 05:10:39 PM
By that I mean, a movie with robots disguised as lions run by midgets needs to concentrate more on the sexual antics of some teenaged nerd-weenie.
You guys! You guys! OMG you guys! by 'Cholera's Ghost	Feb 2nd, 2008 09:32:29 PM
prequel to Cloverfield: http://tinyurl.com/2n3xlq
Doesn't Cate Blanchett look like she can play a Vulcan? by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 3rd, 2008 11:10:54 AM
Cut the hair, leave the bangs, slap on some pointed ears; she's in Star Trek 12! :)
Indiana Jones is up waaaay past his bedtime! by MrMysteryGuest	Feb 3rd, 2008 11:13:32 AM
Havin' all these adventures, kickin' some ass, gettin' swords stuck up by his neck...
Flames on the fedora by riddleman1674	Feb 3rd, 2008 12:28:16 PM
Let's keep Indy "young and hip". Worked for Optimus, this is fuckin 2008....flames on the fedora.....
I loved Just One Of The Guys by Puddleglum	Feb 3rd, 2008 05:13:54 PM
Better Off Dead, too. Anybody ever seen Big Man On Campus? Ooga Malooga, Kathy, Kathy!

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