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FIRST
by Kraken
Jan 31st, 2008
03:06:07 PM
ADVANTAGE!
SECOND!
by duct tape wallet
Jan 31st, 2008
03:07:28 PM
I'll have seconds, please
That's from Empire
by Vicenzo
Jan 31st, 2008
03:07:37 PM
Looks good...
by TiVo1138
Jan 31st, 2008
03:07:42 PM
Still excited for this movie.

by Stevie Grant
Jan 31st, 2008
03:07:53 PM
does the retarded soldier to the right have "US" on his jacket?
FUCK! I mean FOURTH?
by supermarch
Jan 31st, 2008
03:08:33 PM
Cate Blanchett looks like the chick from The Departed there.
She doesnt look mad,she looks like "UUUURRRFF??"
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:09:13 PM
Looks fake.
by Billy Batts
Jan 31st, 2008
03:09:56 PM
And it's missing the magic of the Raiders publicity photos.
EVERYONE is asking for Short Round
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:11:46 PM
Everyone I talk to, from classmates to workers to random people...either their first or second question is "IS SHORT ROUND IN IT??"....When you tell them Marion is in it thats AUTOMATICALLY the next question.

What a miscalculation by the studio. Short Round 4 life.
Cool
by TattooedBillionaire
Jan 31st, 2008
03:11:59 PM
Can't wait!
No, Mr. Jones. I expect you to DIE.
by uss cygnus
Jan 31st, 2008
03:13:37 PM
"You expect me to get it up? at my age?"
Stephen Chow as Short Round.
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:13:43 PM
He need only play his Shaolin Soccer character. Might have to de-age him a bit though.
NO TIME FOR COMMIE LOVE, DR. JONES!
by uss cygnus
Jan 31st, 2008
03:14:38 PM
Hang on, lady. We goin' for a ride...to Old Country Buffet.
Trying to wrap my mind around it
by Josh Acid
Jan 31st, 2008
03:14:40 PM
Does it feel to anyone else like a bizarre dream that there's a new Indiana Jones movie coming out very soon? I can picture saying to someone, "Wow, I had the weirdest dream last night...There was a new Indiana Jones movie, but Harrison Ford was kind of old and Cate Blanchett played a goth...That's it, no more cheese before bedtime."
"The commies look more Nazi-like"?
by Mosquito March
Jan 31st, 2008
03:14:44 PM
Aren't those guys wearing American uniforms?
Well, how about that?
by L.H.Puttgrass
Jan 31st, 2008
03:15:08 PM
She brought a knife to a gunfight.
Feel the love, Detroit!
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Jan 31st, 2008
03:16:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0_ZevFbcIIo
BLanchet can let her hair
by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too
Jan 31st, 2008
03:16:20 PM
brush against my groin anytime. Indy...not so much. The stubbles a deal breaker.
What's going on with that soldier's tongue?
by gruntybear
Jan 31st, 2008
03:16:23 PM
Is the soldier over Indy's left shoulder miming how much he wants to dab that tongue of his into the bone-daddy archeolgist's sweaty glute-itudinal cleft? I vote yes.
Well the guy's uniform says "U.S." on it.
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:16:25 PM
Unless thats the guy's name...."Yo, Mr. US, get yo butt ova here!"
Jackie Chan as Short Round
by SkeletonParty
Jan 31st, 2008
03:17:05 PM
I dig it.
She looks like Frau Farbissina in Goldmember.
by C.K. Lamoo
Jan 31st, 2008
03:17:17 PM
or Miranda Richardson in the Crying Game.
Is that a picture of a picture of a picture?
by DKT
Jan 31st, 2008
03:18:44 PM
It seems like Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett aren't actually in the same dimension. Maybe it's just the way the photo looks from this generation. And yeah, they've got US military duds. Is this some secret joint mission the US and Soviets are in on? If they're in the same picture, that is.
Hideki Matsui for Short Round
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:20:07 PM
Get it, New York Yankees...bring the hat.
According the the interwebs...
by Bobo_Vision
Jan 31st, 2008
03:21:59 PM
...Spielberg has taken some directing advice from Sylvester Stallone, so now, "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will include a montage of Indy and Marion and all their romantic moments from Raiders while "Hearts on Fire" plays in the background.
So that's what Aintitcool has come to after all these years?
by Vicenzo
Jan 31st, 2008
03:22:15 PM
Taking pictures of Empire magazine and passing them off as news?
BRING BACK THE ROUND
by Prossor
Jan 31st, 2008
03:22:43 PM
FUCK THE BEEF
LOL! Yeah, they sure look like Nazis!
by Sammy Jankis
Jan 31st, 2008
03:23:00 PM
Or U.S. Nazi sympathizers! Good grief! How more un-Nazi could a uniform look than mid-1900's era U.S. Army uniforms?
Cate Blanchett always looks mad
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
03:23:20 PM
She looks so angry all the time. Probably stress.
uss cygnus
by g0dai
Jan 31st, 2008
03:24:00 PM
ROFL!
nice bob
by chestnimitz
Jan 31st, 2008
03:25:08 PM
i guess cate is playing Princess Valiant.
Blanchett in Indy = New Fetish Icon
by FlickChick
Jan 31st, 2008
03:26:38 PM
Seriously, her look KILLS.
1956 - Will they visit Hill Valley, California?
by GibsonUSA
Jan 31st, 2008
03:28:37 PM
Hey it's patchy from LOST
by Schlicky
Jan 31st, 2008
03:31:43 PM
Is that Mikhail on the left? Looks like him.
But the guy behind them looks stoned as hell
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
03:33:11 PM
The Soviet guy on the right...
by gridbug
Jan 31st, 2008
03:34:03 PM
...is in obvious ecstasy, what with him practically rubbing his junk and all, probably due to the assraping that the Indy Jones legacy is gonna take thanks to the "Last Crusade" friendly approach.
He looks like a cranky old man ("Get off my lawn"!)
by Merrick
Jan 31st, 2008
03:34:35 PM
I'm all for a great INDIANA JONES movie (although I really wish LAST CRUSADE wasn't the tonal template for this film) but...man...Indy's looking mighty geezerly in that image.
"Another new Indy 4 photo! Harrison looks pissed upon!"
by gridbug
Jan 31st, 2008
03:36:40 PM
But will there be whippin's with the water sports???
She can (insert something inappropriate yet not entirely offensi
by vini77
Jan 31st, 2008
03:36:47 PM
hmm
Hey Indy! Smile for once!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
03:38:26 PM
C'mon man, you're making millions of dollars!
Weird
by Aquatarkusman
Jan 31st, 2008
03:39:15 PM
Are we sure that isn't Vera Farmiga from The Departed?
Indians Jones have anoos hang like sleeve of wizard.
by gridbug
Jan 31st, 2008
03:43:12 PM
I... got nothing.
INDIANA JONES and the NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jan 31st, 2008
03:45:55 PM
I liked Herc's "cranky old man" idea. Funniness. :)
She looks like Maude Lebowski.
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 31st, 2008
03:47:23 PM
Vagina.
Bobby Lee as Short-Round (from mad tv)
by Reznik
Jan 31st, 2008
03:48:05 PM
"Doctor Jones!, Hot Dog!" comic relief gold.
That's an awkward looking collage.
by Flim Springfield
Jan 31st, 2008
03:48:14 PM
this picture confirms
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:48:46 PM
that I wont be seeing this movie
Isn't it about time for a Raiders vs ToD discussion?
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
03:49:26 PM
Those guys ARE wearing US uniforms, but who says they're really US soldiers in the movie? You guys never saw a bad guy dress in the colors of his enemy?
if you look really closely
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:50:29 PM
you can see Mirajeff puking in the background
Oops! I meant MERRICK's cranky old man idea!
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jan 31st, 2008
03:50:37 PM
Shame!
Oh, come on Kloipy. don't be like that
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
03:50:46 PM
what if we get some bear porn discussion going on here?
Sky Indy and the World of Boredom
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:51:15 PM
You know, the more I look at it this the more I feel
by Proman1984
Jan 31st, 2008
03:51:29 PM
You know, the more I look at it this the more I feel like it's a part of an actual movie. This really does look like an actual moving movie shot to me, more so than any other picture released so far. I'm excited.
well if we talk about bear born I might be persuaded
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:52:07 PM
however, Mirajeff still is puking because he challenged Jarv to a fight and he knows he will lose
U.S.S.R. not U.S.
by Zardoz
Jan 31st, 2008
03:54:00 PM
Russian soldiers, not American. That one soldier's gun-strap is hiding the S.R. after U.S. And for the acronym: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
bear born?
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:54:34 PM
I'd Be Cranky Too If...
by BoggyCreekBeast
Jan 31st, 2008
04:01:17 PM
smart ass TB'ers kept talking about my Depends! Heck, half of us won't even MAKE it to that age. 2012, baby! It's ALL OVER 2012!
she should be pissed..
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jan 31st, 2008
04:13:05 PM
..this movie looks awful. I love me a movie with some hot blanchett in it...but this indy movie looks like steaming shit. she's about to go from oscar winner(Im not there) to 2 bit indian jones villian. damn you harrison ford.
they're using Last Crusade as a blueprint?
by Prossor
Jan 31st, 2008
04:13:28 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
Why does he look so
by Mattyboy122
Jan 31st, 2008
04:13:59 PM
Bored and tired? And they've committed the cardinal sin of making Cate Blanchett ugly.
i think she's got a maude lebowski going
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
04:15:52 PM
with the bangs and the staring. *tee hee*
hey xi
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
04:16:52 PM
how they hanging this fine day?
SIGN MY PETITION - RYAN GOSLING FOR SHORT ROUND
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
04:17:04 PM
Since the son role already went to Shit LeMadCow.

BTW there's no petition. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Is it just the curve of the magazine..
by Automaton Overlord
Jan 31st, 2008
04:18:00 PM
or is Indy's chest hair glowing?! Now THATS masculinity!
last crusade
by Mr.Slade
Jan 31st, 2008
04:18:30 PM
Last Crusade was better then the Temple of Doom, I just hope they don't keep driving home the point of how old he is and how this is his last ride and blah blah, i want this to be a real Indy film and not just a set up for Shia in future sequels.
MR> PATCHY IN BACKGROUND
by Master1c
Jan 31st, 2008
04:19:06 PM
Is that patchy from lost in the background? It looks like him... movie just got better...
Ford looks like he's drunk...
by Stefano
Jan 31st, 2008
04:19:51 PM
heh heh heh...
THOSE ARE VIET CONG
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
04:20:44 PM
They are masters of disguises.
Occula
by Embeedeuce
Jan 31st, 2008
04:21:28 PM
You can imagine where it goes from here. Indy fixes her cable.
Cate Blanchett is a godess
by Filmoholic
Jan 31st, 2008
04:21:38 PM
the main reason im excited for this is that Blanchett is in it, i think im in love with her.
is that andrew divoff on the left there?
by LarryTheCableGuy
Jan 31st, 2008
04:23:11 PM
wishmaster!
KE HUY QUAN FOR SHORT ROUND!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
04:25:27 PM
This time with wire-fu!!
BAHAHAAHAH
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
04:25:56 PM
"i'm here to fix einen cablen." i love maude. remember when she says the line about whats-her-face being in the 'beaver picture'? jesus christ she's funny.
the two ruskies behind him are Pavel Lychnikoff (Deadwood) and A
by hegele
Jan 31st, 2008
04:27:03 PM
both are pretty cool character actors
.... ndrew Divoff (Lost, The Wishmaster)
by hegele
Jan 31st, 2008
04:27:42 PM
woot
THE GUY ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO JIZZ
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
04:27:44 PM
all over Indy's back. Not cool.
More pearls of wisdom from Merrick
by MattmanReturns
Jan 31st, 2008
04:27:50 PM
Thanks for that. We know he looks older now. We get it.
They are SO copying their former glories...
by V'Shael
Jan 31st, 2008
04:29:18 PM
This is not going to be good.
Are those Nazis in the picture, Walter?
by Embeedeuce
Jan 31st, 2008
04:30:16 PM
No, Donny. Those men are Nihilists.
Ford just looks old
by Han Cholo
Jan 31st, 2008
04:34:15 PM
They should have made this ten years ago. Seriously, I hope my suspension of disbelief holds up.
In this picture, she looks like....
by Detective_Fingerling
Jan 31st, 2008
04:37:13 PM
Vera Farminga
Cate Blanchet In Uniform?! TEH HOTNESSES!!!
by LaserPants
Jan 31st, 2008
04:37:53 PM
I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman dressed all fascist and cold. We could take turns beating each other with a riding crop. And then fucking to Wagner.
Yeah, Patchy from Lost is in it
by Freakemovie
Jan 31st, 2008
04:38:50 PM
So that's definitely him in the picture. Andrew Divoff is his real name, I think.
embee, way to run with lebowski
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
04:40:13 PM
after all, all roads lead to donny, IMHO. poor bastard.
It's okay, Josh Acid, you can say "rarebit"
by Alfred_Packer
Jan 31st, 2008
04:42:13 PM
nice reference anyway..
"Can I stab Dr. Jones in the neck now?"
by The Winged Doucheman
Jan 31st, 2008
04:43:57 PM
"How about now? No? Well if you don't give the order to stab him in the neck soon, I'm just gonna put my sword down because my fucking shoulder is getting tired." -Goth Cate
Old and Beat Down
by Larry of Arabia
Jan 31st, 2008
04:44:41 PM
That's the only way to show Indy. He is old. He apparently has been beat down (a tradition hailing back to Raiders, where he *spoiler* lost to the Nazis if you recall God ended up beating them with Indy tied to a pole *end spolier*). This makes me happy.
Indy. Is. SUPPOSED. To. Be. Old. !!
by jones1899
Jan 31st, 2008
04:46:50 PM
FUCK. Some of you act like you are the first to fuckin notice that a 65 year old dude looks old. No shit. The great thing about Indy is that the character is HUMAN. He gets hurt, he's a bit clumsy at times and yes he gets old. I'd be pissed if they tried to hide his age. His character has progressed in each of the previous movies and he will in KOTCS as well. This is as it should be. I think its badass to have a seasoned ol adventurer on the big screen. Its been a while and Lord knows the genre can use a boost. Oh yeah and Shia's a talented kid, Speilberg doesn't make bad movies (besides Lost World) and the Ravenwoods are back. Let's just hope the tone has a bit of Raiders in it too.
"I skewered me an old gizzard!"
by LaneMyersClassic
Jan 31st, 2008
04:47:01 PM
Ah Ha!
Pavel Lychnikoff
by Al Swearengen
Jan 31st, 2008
04:47:06 PM
Now there's a fine upstanding cocksucker. Played fuckin' Blazanov, the Russian who ran the telegraph office in Deadwood. Mysterious messages from unknown fuckin' sources!
Ford looks 10 years younger than he really is at least..
by Forestal
Jan 31st, 2008
04:48:23 PM
..in that photo...You vaginal warts need to come back to reality. Oh and Merrick, thanks for letting us know that Harrison is old. He SUPPOSED to be a fucking old geezer in this movie. An old man who can still kick ass. Ever heard of Rocky Balboa or Rambo or Unforgiven?
The Ark...
by Embeedeuce
Jan 31st, 2008
04:50:23 PM
...really tied the room together.
Blanchett: "What's my line?"
by Mullah Omar
Jan 31st, 2008
04:50:31 PM
That's what it seems like she's asking in that photo.
Blanchett = Batshit (crazy, that is)
by YackBacker
Jan 31st, 2008
04:52:11 PM
Jeez, she really bothers me.
Divoff is great.
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2008
04:53:16 PM
Wishmaster, bitches!

The guy supposedly speaks nine languages in real life, including Russian, which might indicate that those soldiers in the pic are indeed Soviet infiltrators.

Now let's hope that Divoff does the right thing after KOTCS and sets in motion Wishmaster vs Leprechaun.

Oh, you know you want it.

Cate looking pissed?
by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
04:53:38 PM
Naahh...it's Indy who looks pissed. And tired. And weary. And kinda ...glowing around the solar plexus region. (apropos: I think someone from the theraider.net boards took that picture) Mmmhhh...I like his look.
*laughing until falls off couch*
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
04:54:00 PM
touche, embee. touche.
Don't be fatuous, Indy.
by Mostholy
Jan 31st, 2008
04:56:48 PM
The story is ludicrous.
I think this picture looks awesome.
by imageburn13
Jan 31st, 2008
04:57:36 PM
Just after watching raiders again, I think Ford looks great. A wicked picture, and Kate looks like shes channeling Queen Liz, SUUUPER pissed and deadly cold.
OKAY, SO WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER????
by Ferf Muckmeyer
Jan 31st, 2008
04:58:52 PM
Indiana Jones.
by Mostholy
Jan 31st, 2008
05:02:27 PM
He's a good man, and thorough.

Ok, I'll stop now.
kinda looks like my crack head ex-girlfriend
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 31st, 2008
05:04:48 PM
does indy realize he's got a sword near his neck? needs to be more heroie than that imo!
I WANT SHORTROUND
by JBouganim1
Jan 31st, 2008
05:05:28 PM
Ford looks ten years younger?? Are you serious??
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:05:38 PM
He doesn't look like a man in his mid fifties, unless, that is, youre talking about a guy who's been smoking and drinking pretty hard. The guy looks like he's in his mid sixties--end of story. Sheeesh, I must be getting old.

As for Indy being in his sixties, I dunno, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it, either. I understand most people feel the character is allowed to be old and worn, but the films were all released within a relatively short time span and established his character as a 40-something who isn't quite over the hill, but surely on the edge. Now, twenty years later, the character is being established as this 60-something father, so I think its all right for people like me to think its a little weird. Again, this whole film just has that tacked-on feeling, and deservedly so, I think.

Last Crusade is NOT better then Doom
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 31st, 2008
05:06:14 PM
Last Crusade was a lazy rip-off of Raiders.
Oooh, Cate...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2008
05:07:09 PM
Damn she looks fine in an evil Soviet uniform.
"Do you wish for a Crystal Skull?"
by The Winged Doucheman
Jan 31st, 2008
05:07:39 PM
"Done." (Wishmaster rips Shia's skull out from under his face, dips it in Crystal meth and shoves it up Indy's ass) Best Wishmaster kill ever!
Still looks good.
by mrfan
Jan 31st, 2008
05:08:03 PM
Cannot wait to see this and to quote FerfMuckmeyer: OKAY, SO WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER????
Of course having said that...
by jones1899
Jan 31st, 2008
05:08:22 PM
He actually looks pretty damn young considering. This movie will rock and yet I still don't think its hit me that a new Indy is coming!!!!!!!!!
Xiphos
by Zardoz
Jan 31st, 2008
05:09:21 PM
I really can't make out what patch is on his shoulder, but to me the uniforms looks more Russian, than U.S. (and one patch looks like a red Lenin star patch, to me) Also, it makes more sense to me since Cate's character is a Russkie. So, either it's U.S. soldiers rescuing Indy, or Russian soldiers surrounding him while Cate gets ready to skewer him...
What would make KOTCS...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2008
05:09:27 PM
...seem less tacked-on is if this film is only part one in a new trilogy of Indy films. It would have a nice symmetry.
bravo, lebowski fans.
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
05:10:28 PM
we have successfully infiltrated where none thought we could. i'll suck everybody's cock for a thousand dollars!

sorry...i think i might have just stepped over the line. it's coz i put too much sugar in my quad shot venti mocha choca latte ya ya.

Zardoz
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2008
05:12:51 PM
Dude, give it up. My dad served in the U.S. army from 1959 to 1962 and had virtually identical fatigues as well as a cap like that. Those are American duds.
I was thinking the same thing, Doc
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:13:35 PM
If this were the new chapter, or if there had been a series of films between crusades and this one, than nobody would be complaining. Don't get me wrong I cannot wait to see this movie, either, but the fact remains that this movie is basically Indiana Jones Rides Again.
...
by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
05:14:24 PM
The pic grows on you. First time I looked at it I burst into laughter. Then I realized that part of the laughter actually was directed at Harrison Ford's weird look, and the other part was sheer goddamned excitement. Because despite the rather ridiculous connotations, this still really looks like Indy.
Hang on, Occula.
by Embeedeuce
Jan 31st, 2008
05:14:56 PM
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Indy looks like he could use some Chocolate Pudding....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:15:48 PM
give it to him Cate!Poor old geezer.
occula
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:16:13 PM
I thought we all agreed coffee should be black as a nazi's soul and that double mocha latte fairy juice was to be avoided?

Now, do you mean you'll suck for 1000 dollars PER dick, or is it the whole lot for a grand? Cause that would just be crazy, of course ;)

And doc is right, by the way
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:18:32 PM
Those are US fatigues--NOT commie garb. The Soveit Union's fatigues were gray, not green.
Nevermind that Rambo workprint just turned up online
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 31st, 2008
05:20:58 PM
hmm-titty-hmm-hmm....... now exactly the same shit happened to Rock Balboa, i had my suspicions in the first place that it was a marketing ploy by Sly to get good word of mouth going, now its a dead cert. Who the fuck has access to the workprint for gods sake? The composer, the producer, sly and his fucking dog. are you going to tell me that Sly's dog is responsible for this? hell no. same trick as before.

I wont be watching it, honest.

But Cate will give him an "White Russian" instead...
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:21:00 PM
did not know the DUDE is in Indy4.Now I got some hope for the movie.
FORD ALWAYS HAVE THAT WEIRD EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE
by ludmir88
Jan 31st, 2008
05:21:04 PM
PLEASE DON'T SUCK.
...
by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
05:21:29 PM
Another photo of the same image sans flash: http://tinyurl.com/2pzbvk
scuze me. I meant to say grary-ish
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:21:52 PM
Cause technically, they were more like a drab brown/grey color, but in any case, they were deffinitely not Pine green like ours. At least, not in the time period we're talking about.
moony, i was making a special funny for you
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
05:23:03 PM
and for xi, coz i remembered, through a grapefruit soda-addled haze, our discussion last night. i'm actually drinking boylan's, which has more sugar in it than a miley cyrus concert. now, if i were tara reid, i'd charge only a thou for the entire lot! however, i have standards, plus a mortgage, so i'd like it if everybody paid their own way. cheers.
oh yes... i see venom on cate's black hair
by ludmir88
Jan 31st, 2008
05:23:44 PM
mehh
Whats the guy on the right doing with his right arm?
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 31st, 2008
05:26:24 PM
looks like hes got it down his pants and hes tugging himself off.
I wonder if Indy has an.....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:30:31 PM
bag of dirty underwear for Cate?
Well, I'm glad to see you are a woman of standards
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:30:50 PM
Me, I'm drinking some Mountain Dew Livewire--which, I believe is hands down the most sugar-infested caffeine drink on the market, akin to liquid speed.
I'm drinking Dew Classic
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
05:33:27 PM
Fuck your trends!
I drink "Sparkling Tablewater".....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:38:22 PM
the bottle says:"The Queen of Tablewaters"!hhhmmmm........qu een...
hoping that im the first person to notice that a guy
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 31st, 2008
05:39:59 PM
lookslike hes about to cum, is a low point in my life. but one of many so its not lonely.
Kloipy has chosen Josta and here's why
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
05:40:38 PM
it's good, bring it back!
"Sparkling Tablewater"?
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
05:41:18 PM
Well ain't WE fansthy?
is that livewire stuff the red dew?
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
05:41:43 PM
or, as 'cho calls it, 'ol' red'? that shit looks toxic. however, i cannot judge, as i have put many a rockstar beverage into my gullet and, therefore, am probably sterile. perhaps we should all switch over to bsb's fagola orange essence water and give our systems a break.
caruso, I would be drinking the classic stuff, too
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:41:59 PM
but the vending machine only had this livewire stuff available. Its not bad, actually, and I kinda like it, but I think classic Dew is the best, too.
occula
by otm shank
Jan 31st, 2008
05:43:07 PM
I don't have a $1000.00, but I do have $100.00 to watch. Is that ok?
occula, Livewire is an Orange drink
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:43:37 PM
That red stuff is pretty frigging nasty, but the orange soda tastes alright, to me. I grew up on orange soda, so perhaps I'm biased, but it Orange Mountain Dew (aka Livewire) does hit the spot on occasion.
I'm certain it tastes better than grapefruit-flavor
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:44:54 PM
And is guaranteed to give your pee a much more tropical hue.
other than Josta I only drink the juice from Gushers
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
05:45:12 PM
What happened to Harry's plea to Universal?
by Kirbymanly
Jan 31st, 2008
05:46:43 PM
It's gone. Did the suits get to you, Harry? Say it ain't so!
very, very funny kloipy.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:47:32 PM
Me, I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. I just drink Mountain Dew to wash down my Sour Patch Kids sandwiches.
Ooops... you just moved it to the next column
by Kirbymanly
Jan 31st, 2008
05:47:53 PM
Keep up the good fight!
Occula is giving blow jobs for 1000$......
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:48:07 PM
you cheap girl you!;-)
Remember Crystal Pepsi?
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
05:48:39 PM
I'm just barely old enough. That came out in '92 right? I had a some once. Tasted like regular fuckin' Pepsi to me. I think you can get a six-pack on EBay for $100.
sunkist...mmmmm.
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
05:49:31 PM
that brings back memories of being a kid at the beach. *has a moment* moony, how dare you impugne (sp?) that my grapefruity sissy-mary soda is inferior to the dew? pistols at dawn, sir.

sure, i'll take a hundy, shank. i also need to pay the phone bill.

Ain't It Nicked From Empire News
by henrydalton
Jan 31st, 2008
05:49:39 PM
That's the second Indy image you've had to get from them in as many days...
remember the golden days of New Coke
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
05:50:09 PM
or the horrid Blue Pepsi
Of course, after the meal...
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:50:09 PM
Nothing is better than puffing on those bubble-gum powder cigs after a sour patch kids sandwich and a dew. Diabetes here we come!!
i'm addicted to everlasting gobstoppers right now
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
05:51:13 PM
and cigs
Holy shit!
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
05:51:50 PM
Bubble-gum cigarettes! How could I forget? What the fuck were they thinking?
You too, Occula?
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:53:02 PM
I grew up with days at the beach (lakeside and sometimes gulfside) and orange soda. Lets put some Jimmy Buffet on the radio and have our moment together.
BLUE PEPSI!is still selling...
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
05:54:46 PM
in Germany!ay......I am living next to the homeland of RED BULL!
I hated the gobstoppers...
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:55:32 PM
But Lemonheads? Those were the treat. Yeah, new coke sucked hard and fast, but it all paled in comparison to RC cola and a six pack of Sunkist orange. ohhhh yeah.
He Looks Fucking Grand
by MMacKK
Jan 31st, 2008
05:59:00 PM
Well excited!
tewtally
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
05:59:10 PM
i have a very specific memory of sneaking candy cigarettes into 'the dark crystal.' it was the first time i snuck candy into a theatre and i was completely petrified i'd get caught.

sorry for sort of hijacking this TB down memory lane, gang. but i s'pose it fits into our raiders nostalgia, no? does everybody remember seeing raiders in the theatre? and do you remember what candy you ate? i also remember i brought a sandwich into 'jedi.' that was a big deal coz it meant shoving it under my shirt.

Where's the effing trailer?
by I Dunno
Jan 31st, 2008
05:59:19 PM
Batman already has two and I'm fairly sure it comes out after Indy.
Xiphos, is there anyone from our generation
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
05:59:55 PM
who served who DIDNT hate the commies? I still cant stand russians to this day. Dont even get me started on a Putin rant or this TB will never end.
Does somebody here know "JOLT"cola......
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
06:00:02 PM
where is that from?Cant remember.
she looks like the angry German chick from Die Hard 3
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:00:04 PM
...complete with sharp object which dices men.
ejaculates
by Pipple
Jan 31st, 2008
06:01:30 PM
it feels... feels like a legendary hero has returned.. ahhh
In raiders, I snuck in a 6 pack of soda
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:01:54 PM
and bunch of reeces peanut butter cup packages. I was the pack mule for my brother and sister and have always been able to smuggle just about anything into a theater.
The commie (on the 'right') that isn't "patchy"
by pokadoo
Jan 31st, 2008
06:02:28 PM
...looks like he's gearing up to Butt-Fuck Indy! Look at him! He's rubbing his crotch, licking his lips & has a weird look on his face! My bet is Short-Round (Played by Burt or Ryan Reynolds or Dane Cook) is waiting just out of shot with a huge Bow & Arrow. Deliverance is the template for this movie, not Last Crusade or Big Lebowski!
My best smuggling operation?
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:03:36 PM
Batman was playing and I smuggled in three foot long sub sandwiches and a case of beer.
JOLT COLA
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
06:03:50 PM
I don't know where it comes from, but I remember this one time (I think it was the last day of school, I was in junior high or some fucking thing) the little convenience store on the corner was giving out free Jolt and parents complained because all these little kids were getting all hyper on the shit. I don't know what their problem was. I drank about 19 of the things and it didn't do shit to me.
TEMPLE OF DOOM IS THE BEST, PERIOD!
by Mike_D
Jan 31st, 2008
06:04:05 PM
snoogans.
I didn't realize Cate was so limber.
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
06:04:27 PM
Is that her arm below her head?
I saw Raiders in the theater occula..
by otm shank
Jan 31st, 2008
06:05:34 PM
And I had a brick of grape Now and Laters stuck to the roof of my mouth for half the movie. :)
Anyone remember coke flavored gummies?
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:05:54 PM
Those were the mana of candy.
remember the urban legend
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
06:07:20 PM
that if you drank jolt and ate pop rocks your stomach would explode?
gummy anything
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
06:08:42 PM
shit i love those coke gummies. i was on a jag for years where i would eat anything gummy, like, you could get a gummy rat or a gummy tire or whatever. right now there is a package of gummy haggis on my bookshelf. obviously, i have a problem.
Those sorts of stories...
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
06:08:48 PM
...kept me from eating pop rocks as a child.
yup. tried it the first time I heard the rumor, too
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:09:30 PM
All I did was burp...
moondoggy2u, Xiphos
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:13:04 PM
Timely posts, RED DAWN was on AMC this morning...remember the first time watching that back in 1985? I was in high school and got kinda freaked out :D
Yup, sure did, Xiphos.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:13:10 PM
I was stationed at Sschweinfurt. I dunno about the evil empire being drilled into us, which it was, so much as the fact that I grew up with something of an objectivist mentality, so you can imagine my dislike of communism.
It looks like an Indy movie
by performingmonkey
Jan 31st, 2008
06:15:48 PM
Great sets and locations are what we're seeing. Thank fuck this isn't another Star Wars prequel. Let us pray the 'Berg really has recaptured the feel of his '80s flick.
Red Dawn is a great film.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:15:56 PM
Yeah, its very, very cornball, but the premise is excellent. Let me tell you, when I first saw that thing I was at Ft. Brag, and all I gotta say is that that scenario was very, very plausible at the time. Discounting nuclear response, of course.
I love it when people on an AICN talk-back say
by SkinJob69
Jan 31st, 2008
06:20:23 PM
stuff like: "Based on this crappy photo/ press leak/ rumour I am not going to see Indy 4". I have to call bullshit- you know you'll be first in line on opening day for a new Indy flick.
moondoggy2u, Xiphos (again)
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:25:41 PM
Right on, dudes...I was in the Chair Force but got to see some Gulf War action at least :D You guys probably got to see far more interesting things. One of the things our OPSEC commander used to say..."the Bear is dormant, not DEAD" and that stemmed from 80's commie-hating. Still makes sense if you think about it.
WHERE IS THE TRAILER?!
by Kirbymanly
Jan 31st, 2008
06:27:33 PM
Fuck! I'm dying to see one!
Do you not get Empire in the USA?
by Bono Luthor
Jan 31st, 2008
06:28:08 PM
That's from a spread that has been out for two days here. I get that posted through my letterbox and it's headline news on AICN? You guys need to start digging up exclusive shit. Remember that? Not disrespect. I still come here daily to see what you got, but honestly? I'm mostly dissapointed at the moment. Maybe it's the writers strike taking hold so there isn't as much news about stuff in production, but lately? Dullsville. Is it just me? Also, Indy looking old? No prob. I like my heroes aging. Even when I was young I though young people sucked and had no right or decent perspective with which to comment on existence. Yar I'm cranky.
Xiphos
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:29:02 PM
Yep, all the Bowl crap is really getting old, especially all of the local news stations hyping the celebrity parties and so forth. Like anybody cares. Just glad I don't live out in Glendale and dealing with all the traffic and clueless tourists!
well, I think the commie hating was justified
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:31:37 PM
And it is absolutely prudent to be distrustful of Russia in its current state today. I mean, come on, its still run by the same KGB personell as it was in the eighties, the media is still run through the government filter, and every important business function is government operated. Hell, the same antics go on today as they did in the eighties--just look at that poisoning nonsense that was going on a year or two ago, which was typical KGB assassination.

As for the action I saw--not much. I was the sole white guy in a unit that figured affirmative action was more necessary than quality, so our unit was a joke, but then, that was pretty common for artillery back then. To this day, i wish I had joined the Marines, but back then, I really needed the money and that MOS was going to pay me stat, so I signed for it.

Swayze & Howell in RED DAWN
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:32:34 PM
That scene near the end, where the Mexican officer sees Swayze carrying Howell after they've both been shot stuck in my mind for 20 years for some reason. And he drops his AK-47 in disgust afterward...that right there could've been sequel material.
Red Dawn....Swayze.......Gray....... .
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
06:32:40 PM
They should have stayed dead.
Tripoli bombing in 1986
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:38:28 PM
Did you guys also almost crap your pants when you found out we'd gone after Gadaffi? And didn't our F-111's have to fly AROUND Spain & Frawnce because they didn't allow airspace access? I just remember thinking how testicular-challenged those countries were, hahaha.
The action I saw was mostly of the internal sort
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:44:35 PM
A few fights between me and some privates, clashes with a drunken first sergeant, etc. Basic soap opera style service, really.
Actually Cate's looking off camera at Minor-Jeff.
by TomBodet
Jan 31st, 2008
06:46:04 PM
He threatoned to bitch-slap her. You know he's gonna be hogtied and feeling that rapier in several places, not ALL of the prior haunts of brooms.
Xiphos, don't get me wrong
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:48:52 PM
I'm not jaded about the army or anything like that. I'm aware that my situation was somewhat exceptional. I mean, really, I nearly killed 4 guys when they tried to pull a rodney king on me.
Ok, i'm not worried anymore.
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Jan 31st, 2008
06:50:53 PM
that's Raidersque.
"the Bear is dormant, not DEAD"
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
06:51:48 PM
That's so awesomely amusing.

You have my condolences for all the celebrity party nonsense on the news in Phoenix. I live in the LA area now and half our nightly newscast on any given day is related to un-newsworthy celebrity stuff. It's actually pretty funny when I come back after being in some place like DC or Chicago and watching the news there.

Glendale
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:51:50 PM
Aw man...my sympathies! I heard even Homeland Security will be all over that area, so any kind of travel is going suck bigtime. I'm over in the Arcadia area, but the entire I-10 corridor will likely be crowded with tourists sniffing around. They are even closing the stock market down from the stadium tomorrow, ugh.
That's no soldier, that's DENNIS QUAID!!!!!
by monorail77
Jan 31st, 2008
06:53:03 PM
To the left of Indy, its clearly Dennis Quaid. You know its true. How did he get in there?
Up here in New England, it's Tom Brady 24/7
by TomBodet
Jan 31st, 2008
06:53:09 PM
And I'm a Denver fan, so you can imagine it's making me wanna puke. GAG. Okay I'll root for the AFC team, but ya know....won't be hurt if they lose.
Tom, I don't feel sorry for you after all.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:55:29 PM
Really, I dont feel sorry for any of you. None of you had to endure the shame of being a died-in-the-wool chicago bears fan last year...
finky089
by Sir Loin
Jan 31st, 2008
06:57:09 PM
The fact that they even consider it "news" is what sucks! Some of the parties are for charities at least. But mostly, it's "hang out with celebrities this weekend!" as if your life's not complete unless you do such stupid things. Can't imagine what L.A. news is like.
jesus. Thats DYED in the wool.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
06:58:11 PM
I swear, I'm the world's worst typist. I know how these words are spelled--honest. Its just that when I type my brain kinda goes on automatic and I just type it all out and hit post, sans editing. Please forgive me.
Sir Loin--LA news is the absolute worst!
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:00:30 PM
All they do is glibly worship the celebrities every other minute. Imagine the E channel, and you have an idea of what all the news stations are like in LA. I had to spend a few years in Cucamonga, and it was the absolute pits for me.
RE:"I nearly killed 4 guys"!
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:00:47 PM
I was just suprised to read that on AICN!wow,man(I mean that).I was once beaten by 4 guys,turkish guys....fuck!
Why do people bash movies before they see them?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
07:03:54 PM
If you bash it after you see it fine, but don't bash it when you haven't even seen a clip of it.
Nah, travis, its not a badass thing on my part
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:09:38 PM
I'm a pretty good sized fellow, which is a check in my plus collumn, but really, it was a lot simpler than that. Never try to surprise a guy with an ASP baton and is capable of throwing you down a flight of stairs.
moondoggy2u on LA news
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:12:33 PM
that about sums it up. The very first LA newscast I saw I just laughed b/c I couldn't believe it was "really" the news.
The thing was
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:13:01 PM
even though they were the ones that jumped me, I nearly got court-martialed for that one. I stashed the baton with a friend and blamed their wounds on falling down the steps. They tried tos ay I had a baton, which, as you know, was a no-no, but I just stuck to my guns, blamed it on the steps, and said that since they were the ones who jumped me, they are obviously not content with being beat and that they were trying to railroad me.
Ah,I feel better now.....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:13:01 PM
and stairs can come in handy!
go back to work, finky!
by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
07:13:44 PM
Uh...no...that's me who should do that right now. Damn. I'll miss all the sunkist-mountaindew-war story-superbowl-partying-trash tv(and who knows maybe some milf-filf or production design chat as well) talkback hilarity.

by Maegnarval
Jan 31st, 2008
07:14:35 PM
moondoggy2u, were you an MP?
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:15:04 PM
jesus crust
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
07:15:07 PM
i leave for an hour to sew a hat and when i come back we've resorted to violence! hang on, lemme get my blackjack.
one quick question, though...
by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
07:15:16 PM
are you from germany, travis?
travis, a quick synopsis
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:15:58 PM
I was on the second floor, two guys came up behind and two from around the corner. I knew them and knew exactly what was going to happen so I just whipped out old trusty and beaned the two in front with the baton, threw one down the flight of stairs, and when the other guy, who had some serious weight on me, tried to do the same thing, I just helled on and jumped and we both took a tumble. After that I was on him and it wasn't pretty, I can tell you that.
AllieJamison:yes I am.
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:17:13 PM
nope. I was raised a military brat
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:17:31 PM
And, of course, served in the military, so I'm from all over. Mostly, I'm from the chicago and kentucky areas as a kid and new york as an adult, with a slew of places in between.

by AllieJamison
Jan 31st, 2008
07:19:17 PM
Ach so :)
moondoggy2u:allways good to be on top....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:22:04 PM
in a fight.Often times it is over when you sit on the dude.It is a fucking shame that guys do that shit in the Army.I was just beaten up in an club.4 to 1 sucks.
Ha.......
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:25:10 PM
ich bin nicht allein!
Sorry, allie, I thought you were talking to me
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:25:49 PM
See, my first name is Travis, and so i reacted without even thinking. Sorry.
Moodogger-it's pretty bad when you have both-
by TomBodet
Jan 31st, 2008
07:28:44 PM
Rex the WonderDog and Mr Greise Jr. there as yer QB's. At least Denver had Brian Griese when he was, uerm...semi-good on a Brett Ratner like level. Now-you've got the Minor-Jeff version of same.

You did beat the Broncs though, so whadda I know-? Jay Cutler is good at least.

Moondoggy just described a Jack Reacher scene
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:29:40 PM
that fight sounds like it coulda come out of a Jack Reacher novel. Now I see why TerryMalloy wanted to make out with you.
Yeah, Travis
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:29:44 PM
I've been in quite a few fights, and invariably it goes to the ground in less than 15 seconds, which is where muscle comes in. Seriously though, I really was going to kill that guy after I had my hands on him. If it wasn't for a friend of mine who went to see what all the yelling was about, I would have had him. I got lucky all ways around, really.
moondoggy2u:thats funny,travis!
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:30:27 PM
a fine name SIR!;-)
lol, finky.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:31:06 PM
Who is jack reacher, though? Is that like a Mitch Rapp book or something?
Oh, AllieJ, I AM working....sadly
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:31:37 PM
But why are you working? It's pretty late over in Deutschland? The home country of my employer.
Why thank you, Travis
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:32:18 PM
And may I say, your name is very fetching also.
Is the Superbowl this Sunday?and it is late here 2.35am.
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:36:09 PM
I'm glad I'm a likeable motherfucker
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
07:36:38 PM
Because I would get fuckin' creamed in a fight.
Indy looks tired
by Orionsangels
Jan 31st, 2008
07:37:59 PM
I don't blame him either. After everything he's been through.
lol, caruso
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:40:27 PM
believe it or not, I'm one of the happiest, likeable people you'll ever meet. I mean, yeah, i've gotten into a few rows, but its only cause I have a horrible superman complex, which gets me into a lot of trouble.

I just googled Jack Reacher, and I gotta be honest, as many books as I've read in my lifetime, and I am a voracious reader, I've never even heard of Lee Child. How out of touch is that?

WHERE is Indy's tie!!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
07:41:25 PM
He had a tie in Last Cruasde!
Moondog- Jack Reacher
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:43:04 PM
Jack Reacher is the main character in a series of books by Lee Child. Reacher's (at least in the first 5 or 6 books) an ex-Army MP recently out of the service who sorta wanders the US, seeing the sites etc, since he was a military brat who grew up pretty much everywhere but the US, so he wants to see his own country.

But in each book he finds himself involved in somebody else's dastardly plans and has to save the day, usually "getting the girl" in the process. Reacher employs his skills as a military investigator to unravel the antagonists' plans, which usually invovles a good plot twist and lots of Reacher using his military training to bust a few skulls, etc.

They're pretty good, fast reads. By all means, check out a copy of Killing Floor -the first novel sometime.

Also, I'm Irish.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:43:22 PM
Maybe that explains a few things?
alright, I'll give her a go, finky
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:44:40 PM
Oh, and no, I wasn't an MP. I was just in Artillery--nothing special.
Ah, googling him works better than me trying to explain
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:45:29 PM
I never heard of Lee Child until about two years ago when my friend lent me Killing Floor. I was hooked after that.
Luckily, I have no complexes that I know of
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
07:45:57 PM
And even people I don't like seem to like me. It's weird. Maybe it's because I'm laid back. I don't know.
By the way, on the subject of Mitch Rapp books
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:49:55 PM
It always irks me that the guy is made out to be some super soldier who is capable of taking out Navy Seals at the drop of a hat, and all it seems he's had is a crash course in various boot camps (a few weeks here, a few weeks there). Let me be frank, in real life, a seal would reduce the guy to lawn mulch. Those guys are TOUGH.
Caruso, I'm the same way.
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:52:01 PM
I'm very, very laid back, but I just tend to pull the old "there's trouble over there! Go help!" routine, and, as you can imagine, its made my life eventful. Why, just a year and a half ago, a man intentionally hit me with his car ;)
It is the DTV-magic that protects you caruso....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:52:34 PM
and the ghost of Bruce Lee!No retreat,No surrender!
I walk everywhere...
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
07:53:29 PM
...so if somebody hit me with their car it would probably be enough to get me mad.
I have the power to difuse a bad situation...
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
07:54:30 PM
...with my secret weapon: humor. If you're like me and can't take a beating, make 'em laugh.
You are good at making people laugh caruso....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:56:05 PM
I know it!
well, caruso, it was my fault
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
07:56:17 PM
the guy was stalking/instigating a scene with this girl at our school parking lot. I go out there, keep her away, and then he puts his car in gear, speeds up, and hits me head on. I was not a happy camper, lemme tell you! I had a sprained ankle for about a month and a half after that. If I ever get my hands on that guy...
And I dont want to see you getting mad!
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
07:57:22 PM
and do the TREJO on some poor schmock!
You remind me of my cousin
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
07:58:17 PM
He's also pretty laid back like me, but he gets in fights pretty often. He never starts them, but he sure as hell finishes them.
Rapp - I know what you mean
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
07:58:24 PM
I've read a few Vince Flynn books with Rapp, but I think the Reacher books are better (the earlier ones like Killing Floor, Tripwire, Running Blind are the best). The first Rapp one I read was Transfer of Power. A co-worker told me it was like Child's reacher novels, but it felt "cheaper". Don't get me wrong, Jack Reacher pulls off some pretty outlandish shit at times, but to me it always seems more plausible given the background Child has given him.
yeah, caruso, thats about me to a T
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:02:18 PM
I'm very laid back, and have a great sense of humor, if I do say so myself. I dont think I could even have hoped to become a teacher without my humor and attitude. But when I get into a fight, that fight has to be finished and right soon. Don't get me wrong, I'm not some super guy or anything like that, its just that I tend to be pretty durable (have yet to brake a bone in my life) and can take a few whacks, and my size and experience/training give me an edge, and I'm a lot faster than most people would think someone my size can be, so that helps out too.
Your cousin was/is in the Army.......
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
08:03:50 PM
if I remember correct?
best books in that miltitant warrior genre
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:06:24 PM
are by a guy named Richard Marcinko. Most of it is pretty believable, too, from my understanding of BUD/S training.
Yeah, he's in the Army
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
08:06:24 PM
Infantry. Been to Afghanistan a couple times.
So your students give you no shit moondoggy2u
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
08:06:36 PM
Moondoggy gets hit by car- gets only sprained ankle
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:08:27 PM
wow (sincerely)

You might just be Jack Reacher.

On that note, I got to finish up some work and get outta here. Night gents!

Moondoggy2u, enjoy reading some Reacher.

Thanks, Moondog, I'll check out Marcinko
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:09:20 PM
At least...
by geodesigns
Jan 31st, 2008
08:09:36 PM
We're getting one more Indy flick. It's about goddamn time! I wanna see a kisk ass Indy video game, and a decent comic book adaptation.
actually, they gimme shit all the time
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:11:18 PM
The new students, I mean. I still have students who try to backtalk me and so on, but I don't tolerate that sort of thing. Oh, I don't mind being informal, kids talking civilly without raising their hands and such, but obvious disobediance is something I don't brook.

As far as kids starting fights and such, I tend to break em' up pretty fast, much to the relief of our local security guard (who is in his mid sixties and with a belly as big as yogi bear's), but I have had a few kids seriously try to start a fight with me. Not many, but a few.

how can anyone claim this movie will be shit over a
by virtual_ninja
Jan 31st, 2008
08:14:27 PM
damn picture, at least wait for the trailer before you start shitting on it.
Xiphos
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:16:36 PM
Sure the books are full of shit. Hell, legally speaking, he can't actually say word one about anti-terrorist tactics without getting thrown into the slammer. But the fact remains, that given his background and the genre (fiction), his books are more believable than most. Now, were you to actually treat Marcinko as a real life person, there is no way on God's green earth could he get away with all that stuff and still be alive, let alone walking and holding cups. But so long as you treat it as fiction, as I do, then they aren't half bad.
Raiders and Last Crusade were the best
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
08:17:08 PM
Indy movies. Doom was okay, but the storyline was too simple. Also, anyone who hasn't seen the Young Indy series should really pick it up.
I remember the time when an Teacher.....
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
08:19:38 PM
got respect because he/she was an Teacher!but now,the kids pick fights with teachers.Fuck that.
The other thing you have to do
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:20:30 PM
is to avoid the obvious age problem. Also, keep in mind that he isn't really writing those books. They're all ghost written and packaged with his name. The only thing that makes them nifty, in my opinion, is that they freely use his real-life background and GENERAL knowledge, ie non classified, of certain strategies and scenarios and incorporate that into the fictional plotting.
I never met him
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:24:15 PM
But I knew of him and started reading the books. Thank god it was only later that I actually saw the guy on video tape because lemme tell you, the voice and manerisms in my head were of a much nicer, more gruff sort of man. When he spoke the way he did, using the familiar syntax, he nonetheless had a lot of manerisms that struck me as just some new-england type asshole. Still, entertaining fiction, if I do say so myself.
But I'll tell you one thing
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
08:26:30 PM
asshole or no, that guy used to be in charge of seal team 6, which in my opinion, commands a lot of respect from me. He's obviously capable and tougher than any guy youre likely to meet in your life, but he is most deffinitely not very likeable, from what I have heard.
Marchinko is so full of shit he's brown
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:36:43 PM
thanks for the laugh, Xiphos. If it's a good read, that can make alot of difference in how easily I stomach a character with "outstanding" abilities. I'll have to read Marchinko and get back to you on how he compares to Jack Reacher novels.
Sorry Xiphos if my last post sets you off
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:38:06 PM
though you seem like a funny bastard, so a rant could be fun reading.
Yeah give it to PUTIN,he is an ass!
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
08:40:38 PM
But I think China is the bigger problem!
I've read Marcinko's books...
by kidicarus
Jan 31st, 2008
08:42:28 PM
And even though there's an inordinate amount of self-stroking, he weaves some pretty damn entertaining stories deeply entrenched in realism. I recommend them for people who wish Tom Clancy books would tell them from a less boring, bureacratic perspective.
Marchinko?who is that?
by travis-dane
Jan 31st, 2008
08:45:59 PM
Weve also grown 25 years older with him
by johnnyg korrupt
Jan 31st, 2008
08:46:17 PM
Thats the depressing part. Seems like only yesterday
Do you like coitus, Mr Lebowski?
by mystic_dreamer
Jan 31st, 2008
08:48:56 PM
Clearly, Blanchett must be a big fan of Julianne Moore's look in The Big Lebowski. Female Russian Nihilist: Do you like sex, Dr. Jones? Indiana: 'Scuse me? Female Russian Nihilist: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it? Indiana: I was talking about my rug. Female Russian Nihilist: You're not interested in sex? Indiana: You mean coitus?
Why doesn't Indy just tell her he met Hitler.
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
08:49:13 PM
And Hitler let him live?
Ooh this picture tocuhes my tralala!
by Proman1984
Jan 31st, 2008
08:51:33 PM
My ding ding dong.
mystic_dreamer, you just won a date with Occula
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:52:02 PM
you crazy Lebowski fans
Fuck it, I mean "touches"
by Proman1984
Jan 31st, 2008
08:52:19 PM
Deep in the night I am looking for some Indy 4
oh and mystic_dreamer, bring $1000
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
08:54:56 PM
occula, although we don't knwo each other, I hope you know I jest because I found the exchanges you and others had up there amusing.
Careful man! There's an RPG here!
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
09:00:30 PM
"Mutt, you are out of your element!"
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
09:04:43 PM
"Indy, the Russians are not the issue here!"
xiphos
by moondoggy2u
Jan 31st, 2008
09:06:15 PM
Yeah, I caught your drift and I'm sure you are accurately describing that guy. Needless to say, I'm glad I never met him, otherwise I wouldnt be able to enjoy the dime-store fiction.
"It takes a woman of Cates kind to get through to the man in
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
09:16:19 PM
indy"
I would like to know what MiraTwat think s about this
by finky089
Jan 31st, 2008
09:19:07 PM
you know, maybe Ratner would be a better BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR RRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!!!!!!

'burp'

Huuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh h!

Indy's twelve chest hairs
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 31st, 2008
09:56:01 PM
Are blinding. A little holy water from the grail sure does shine up the torso. By the way, that "No, Walter. Those men are nihilists" cracked me up, Embeeduece.
Where's Boris?
by Lashlarue
Jan 31st, 2008
10:15:44 PM
Since, she's obviously supposed to be Natasha.
Give me back my family!
by Lashlarue
Jan 31st, 2008
10:17:03 PM
I want my family back!
This film looks cartoonish
by DARTH VOODOO
Jan 31st, 2008
10:21:31 PM
I hope I'm wrong and the film is more like Raiders that the Last Crusade, but the still photos we have see thus far look like a cartoon.
I prefer Mountain Dew Code Red.
by eXcommunicated
Jan 31st, 2008
10:26:38 PM
Good stuff.... like Grenadine and Mountain Dew. Hey, where's the vodka?!
WOW!
by Series7
Jan 31st, 2008
10:31:02 PM
Kate Blandchet is in this? I smell boring. Well there goes all hope for me caring about this.
thx, finky
by occula
Jan 31st, 2008
10:31:20 PM
i take it all in good fun, 'specially since i'm the one who started it. hey guys, i just went and bought my 'hobbit.' it better be as good as you said it was. *snork*

beware teh chest hairage

To be honest.....
by johnyaztec
Jan 31st, 2008
10:40:50 PM
I could not give to shits about this movie. This seems like a bad idea and I bet its going to suck. I would rather them but Young Indy on Blu-Ray and leave it at that. PS FUCK Shia LaBeouf
I find it amazing...
by kuldan
Jan 31st, 2008
10:44:19 PM
...that people will look at Indiana Jones/Harrison Ford and say, "Man, he's looking really old" or something along those lines. Guess what? He IS old. No shit!
When I saw Live Free or Die Hard
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 31st, 2008
10:48:50 PM
I thought Willis looked old.
Is Shia LaBeouf in this movie?
by leobloom
Jan 31st, 2008
10:51:03 PM
Is he Indy's dog or something?
Red Dawn was classic. Cubans & Russians...
by Fa Fa Fooey
Jan 31st, 2008
10:53:14 PM
...invading the USA. Cornball, but wow were people alarmed by it.
I WOULD BE 1,298 TIMES MORE EXCITED IF LEBEOUF WASN'T IN IT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:18:00 PM
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't you?
RUSSIAN CHICKS ARE SMOKING HOT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:20:24 PM
Thank God for Glasnost.
All three Indiana Jones films were great...
by AntoniusBloc
Jan 31st, 2008
11:22:29 PM
...but they waited too long to make another one. More films could have worked, but it's too late. The Last Crusade was the perfect way to end it, and now they just seem to be reaching and looking for a sure thing financially. Which reminds me, before he gets too old, Bruce Willis needs to hurry up and make a sequel to The Last Boyscout...oh yeah, go Giants!
Raiders Was Great
by Queefer Bukkake
Jan 31st, 2008
11:29:52 PM
The other two were crap. CRAP. I won't see this one unless the reviews are phenomenal.
CRAP
by Queefer Bukkake
Jan 31st, 2008
11:30:47 PM
You heard me.
Take easy, Peyton
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
11:33:30 PM
Take it easy, boy. I'm a scientist... I'm a scientist...
XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:37:26 PM
Around my house we don't talk about LeMadCow. We like to pretend he doesn't exist. It's how we make it through the days.
I think Shia is neat
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
11:38:29 PM
He is so talented and versatile.
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN SHORT ROUND
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:40:03 PM
Panzerfausts and commie propaganda are no match for the Sword of Destiny.
YES, TALENTED AND VERSATILE ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:41:53 PM
as Senator Larry Craig's bathroom buddy!!!!!
All joking aside...
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
11:43:39 PM
The Beef was the best part of TRANSFORMERS. So that must really say something about how shitty that film is. But seriously, the kid did alright.
Remember when...
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
11:44:25 PM
...Topher Grace was supposed to be the next Tom Hanks? What happened to that kid?
IT'S THERAPEUTIC ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:44:53 PM
And we chant to Xenu to come take him away.
TOPHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT HANKS?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 31st, 2008
11:48:23 PM
That ain't happening after Spidey 3 ... nice knowing ya, Toph.
I read it
by caruso_stalker217
Jan 31st, 2008
11:49:47 PM
In COCK & BULL WEEKLY.
Is Harrison Ford in this?
by leobloom
Jan 31st, 2008
11:51:09 PM
Is he playing the ghost of Indiana Jones or something?
Movie fans hate movies
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 1st, 2008
12:07:47 AM
You douches are probably home humping your copies of Shit Runner. I mean Balde Runner.
Don't knock SHIT RUNNER, pal
by caruso_stalker217
Feb 1st, 2008
12:11:29 AM
An sci-fi film acted out entirely by puppets made out of feces? Who doesn't love that shit!
John Cho for Short Round
by the podosphere
Feb 1st, 2008
12:15:29 AM
(big toke) "Dooooctoooor Joooooonnnnesssss."

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Bong

And don't claim you're not sorry you didn't think of it first.

The only way the US Army Gear theory works is...
by gridbug
Feb 1st, 2008
12:20:12 AM
...if this is a scene after our military steps in to back up Jones, which would account for Cate's expression and her holding the sword at his neck, as well as the tired "Just give it up, honey" look on his face. Like the only option she has is surrender, which she clearly isn't appreciating.

Ya think?

Shit Runner was kinda cool. I liked Lemon Runner
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 1st, 2008
12:20:55 AM
better, though.
Iron Man trsiler to be shown during Super Bowl!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 1st, 2008
12:28:00 AM