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by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Jan 27th, 2008
11:37:50 PM
yeah
An Eastern Promises trilogy would absolutely make me happy
by RyanMurray
Jan 27th, 2008
11:38:40 PM
...the end. :)
RyanMurray; you are so right
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Jan 27th, 2008
11:41:13 PM
I would love that. Less male nudity though.
mori
by The Real MiraJeff
Jan 27th, 2008
11:47:03 PM
bravo! some great picks and some interesting omissions. can't wait for the next installment.
Mori...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 27th, 2008
11:51:37 PM
...EASTERN PROMISES is in my top 10 of 2007 and BRIDGE OF TERABITHIA is in my bottom 10 of 2007. I really didn't like it. To be fair though, Anna Sophia Robb was good in it. Looking forward to part 2. BTW, when will we see part 2?
Thanks Moriarty!
by Fing Fang Foom
Jan 27th, 2008
11:51:46 PM
Nice job! Sunshine and Joshua were terrific.
no spoilers please
by Orionsangels
Jan 27th, 2008
11:53:41 PM
http://tinyurl.com/35fepl
Moriarty, congrats on impending fatherhood redux!
by DarthCorleone
Jan 27th, 2008
11:53:58 PM
If it was mentioned here before, I missed it. That's cool news indeed. I must admit I'm curious if the next kid gets a name as worthy of movie "nerdvana" as the first. :- )
Glad to see ATONEMENT, SUNSHINE and 300 there
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 28th, 2008
12:06:48 AM
Although I like HOT FUZZ, I think it was the third overrated of the year, SUPERBAD was second and the mediocre-at-best KNOCKED UP was the most overrated of the year by far. I still haven't see THERE WILL BE BLOOD, THE MIST, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, JUNO, RESCUE DAWN, MICHAEL CLAYTON, LUST, CAUTION, THE DARJEERLING LTD, I'M NOT THERE, THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY and a few others, so I really can't give my definitive top 10 yet, but here's my top 10 of 2007 what I've seen so far... 1-300 2-EASTERN PROMISES 3-LAST KING OF SCOTLAND 4-ZODIAC 5-LITTLE CHILDREN 6-NOTES ON A SCANDAL 7-SUNSHINE 8-AMERICAN GANGSTER 9-BLOOD DIAMOND (I loved it!!) 10-THIS IS ENGLAND. That's my list.. so far. Great piece by the way, Mori.
Shit, ATONEMENT was #10...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 28th, 2008
12:07:40 AM
...NOT THIS IS ENGLAND.
Good call on "The Namesake" Mori
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Jan 28th, 2008
12:10:40 AM
I just rented this movie a few days ago and it was a wonderful surprise on so many levels. Kal Penn is officially not just Kumar and I hope to see him signed on for other dramatic roles now.
That was the longest intro to the top 11-20 films of the year
by leobloom
Jan 28th, 2008
12:11:41 AM
When do we get to see the top 10? February?
Nobody has said it better...
by film_fanatic_in_the_original_bla ck_and_white
Jan 28th, 2008
12:14:56 AM
...Moriarty. I've had that philosophy about film for years. I could NOT have written a piece explanatory enough about my pure love of cinema...ALL of it. You've voiced my very soul. My hat is off to you.
Fuckin good list so far Mori
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Jan 28th, 2008
12:18:38 AM
Any list that does not include Hot Fuzz and Sunshine needs to be wiped from the Earth(hows that for extreme Mori)
Yeah, I can admit that I liked Atonement too!
by Jugs
Jan 28th, 2008
12:18:53 AM
I loved the music for this film aswell.
A three-way tie for #11? Cheater!
by BrowncoatJedi
Jan 28th, 2008
12:28:33 AM
Why not just make a Top 26 list then?
Please God don't let Juno be on that top ten
by IndustryKiller!
Jan 28th, 2008
12:30:31 AM
Cause I swear I'm gonna fuckin' shoot someone if I see that manipulative tripe on one more best of the year list. It isn't even THAT bad a movie, but seeing it get so much undeserved hype has made me HATE it. Ditto for Sweeney Todd, which just completely fails as a good musical and no one seems to have figured it out yet. ARGH!
The Mist is an amazing film
by Osmosis Jones
Jan 28th, 2008
12:30:34 AM
It baffles me that a handful of dodgy CGI tentacles were all anyone wanted to talk about.
BTW so far so good on the list.
by IndustryKiller!
Jan 28th, 2008
12:30:58 AM
Figured I should give credit.
mori taking a "quick" break
by irc-Hollywood
Jan 28th, 2008
12:32:59 AM
makes me very nervous...get ready to wait another month for part 2 of this list.
"sorry"
by Holodigm
Jan 28th, 2008
12:36:15 AM
a-fucking-men, Mori. that's exactly what your cohorts should have been saying weeks ago.
LOLZ...
by Tourist
Jan 28th, 2008
12:50:08 AM
He liked Bourne and Tekkonkinkreet and the shitfest that was Terabithia. What I mean to say is, dude, you are teh lame. Bad taste. But I really hate you because you already got to see Paranoid Park. Asshole. Big ups to Namesake. I really dug that film.
Jesus even in pictures mori name drops.....
by ampersand110
Jan 28th, 2008
12:50:18 AM
hey look its Matt Groening! But hell I'd do the same damn thing if i were in his shoes.
Well done.
by Kid Idioteque
Jan 28th, 2008
12:57:31 AM
Sunshine is criminally underrated - it has some of the most beautiful imagery to hit the silver screen in years. I'm glad I was one of the 17 people in the US that saw it in theaters. The Mist deserves the praise as well, as does Grindhouse and Hot Fuzz. I can only hope Zodiac is in your top 10, because that was #1 for me in 2007... although I have yet to see TWBB.
This is so 2007
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
01:00:12 AM
Honestly does everyone still care about top ten lists from something someone saw a year ago? Who cares.
Y'know Mori, I've got a lot of respect for ya...
by Shermdawg
Jan 28th, 2008
01:00:40 AM
...and your contributions to the site, but this is the first time I gotta say, you're full of shit.

Well, at least paragraphs 7-9.

"I think there’s something wrong with the idea that we “hype up about and geeks the shit out of” the big giant blockbuster movies. Those films get a lot of coverage here, but I guarantee that there’s stuff we just plain don’t post about those films, and in every case, someone complains we didn’t post it. Even if it shows up on 37 other sites and I don’t see any reason to post it just to post it, someone will give us shit about it....You are hype. You. The audience. You feed the hype in an organic way that can’t be manufactured. You choose what you want to get hyped about, and then you let yourselves get hyped. Over and over and over again."

Bullshit.

When this site was giving JLA and Man of Steel a talkback every other day, WE fed the hype? When Quint posted that no-news of a story regarding the poster for Superman vs. Batman in I Am Legend, WE FED THE HYPE?

Get real.

There have been several stories, that yeah, were on 37 other websites (like the Wolverine casting), that should have gotten a mention none the less, because not only was it something major, but something NEW for our community to discuss besides the day in, day out of "Who's gonna be DC hero X?" "Who do you think DC hero X should be?" "Guess who's rumored to be DC hero X?" "Do you think this person would work as DC hero X?" "Looks like those casting rumors of DC hero X were false." SINGER'S IN. SINGER'S OUT. SINGER'S IN. BRANDON'S OUT. BRANDON'S IN (if they do another stand alone).

Don't sit there and tell us WE FEED THE HYPE. You guys. You guys with your constant pimping of every little piece of news whether it was worth it or not, when you could have just as easily setup one dedicated talkback for this type of stuff. Instead we've been discussing the same shit for months now. FOR MONTHS. Every god damned talkback. Hell I've got to the point where I just copy & paste a casting choice and get the fuck out because it's become so fucking sad around here as of late.

Yes, you guys cover a vast array of topics, but theres so much more you aren't spotlighting (in all areas of the site), or just seem to be flat out ignoring. And yes, I realize certain studios, or celebrities are most likely backing AICN and it effects the content, as well as other studios pulling access to coverage due to poor reviews or whatever, but with this going on you turn the blame game of the hype machine back at us?

C'mon dude. That's not fair. Yeah we contribute, but you guys are who supplies the gasoline and the matches.

And like I've said before, I only complain, because I care. And I'm sure a good portion of the talkback community probably feels the same way.

I've honestly got more news from lurking in The Zone in the past few months than the main section of the site. Information that you guys should have brought to our attention.

Now, I'm sure some of the other staffers will jump in and give the old "We are in that winter dryspell for news." line, but we all know that's not true.

I ask you. Please. If you're able to, hire some new blood, organize the site a little. What harm could it do? You and I both know, I'm not the guy for that job, but there are more than enough longtime, and respected talkbackers that would make a fine addition to the crew.

Just think about it.

Now, it's late, and I'm probably not gonna be able to read that entire article tonight, however, I look forward to doing so tomorrow (er...later today). And like I've said before I enjoy your shit, but this time, ya just struck a nerve.

Peace.
I want to see There Will Be Blood, very much...
by The Dum Guy
Jan 28th, 2008
01:01:19 AM
It is most likely tied with No Country-F-O-M on Mori's #1.

The best time I've had watching movies this year was going to see No Country''' and then going home to watch Eastern Promises on DVD, unlike tonight, which brought me Meet the Spartans.
Oh, and Sunshine was zero G crap
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
01:01:57 AM
Totally uninteresting and crappy visuals. Did you really honestly care about anyone in that movie? It was a by the numbers turn into horror crap.
geek film vs. 'art' films
by TheRealCapone
Jan 28th, 2008
01:02:40 AM
Seeing Moriarty pull out a talkback from my Top 50 list reminded me of something that "theycallmemrglass" brings up. Nearly every single 2007 film he mentions I gave a bad-to-luke-warm review of. True, these were all films me and my comrades geeked-out over BEFORE they were released, but once they were screened and reviewed, many of us were disappointed. You'll find that happens a lot on this and other sites. The claim that my list was somehow 'arty' truly cracks me up. Just because a film has subtitles doesn't make it arty. Just because a film has a modest budget doesn't mean it's not worthy of geeking-out over. And just because a film's reputation is built up on the film festival circuit doesn't mean I can't put it on my top 10 (or 24 or 50) list posted on a geek site. We all need to loosen our definitions of both kinds of films and realize that the number of times geek and art cross over is too numerous to count. Can't wait to see the rest of Mori's list!
Eastern Promises is excellent,but it sadly flopped in North Amer
by Greenflame0
Jan 28th, 2008
01:04:12 AM
It certainly would be awesome seeing Viggo's Nikolai character from 'Eastern Promises', in a couple more films, but the film unfortunately did rather poorly in North America (it made less than $US 20 mill), so it's unlikely to happen.
Grindhouse?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
01:07:47 AM
People were really brainwashed by this "movie event". It was just awful. A bunch of crap trailers and Tarentino at his worst.
I agree. AICN tends to puss out on their top tens
by EjkoUSC
Jan 28th, 2008
01:14:46 AM
Be honest with yourselves. If you liked Rocky Balboa that much just put it in your top ten. Or what have you.
AICN seems to like blockbuster type films
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
01:16:56 AM
but the year end top ten lists are just like every other site that lists movies that aren't blockbusters.
Geeks and Film
by Abhimanyu
Jan 28th, 2008
01:31:36 AM
Geeking is geeking - I can be a geek about PTA and Wes Andersen as much and more than about the new Bourne movie. At the end of the day, what matters is how much a movie "rocked" me. I look at Capone and Mori's lists, and they don't really betray their reviews. They call something a great movie, they even call something a member of their top 20 well before the end of the year. Harry? maybe not so much, but evaluation at the end of the year, in retrospect, would be different from first impressions on something we have been waiting for, wouldn't it? I understand MrGlass' points; I understand how it would look hypocritical to someone to come to aintitcool and see No Country and There Will Be Blood as the best (just like everywhere else). But AICN geeked out on a small clip/trailer of TWBB a LONG time before people started hailing it as the new Citizen Kane. I'll take that for consistency - one that happened to get matched by the product after release, instead of being a disappointment. And re: to Mori's commenting on who feeds the hype, I think a talkback count on movie news will show you what is being asked for. Lonely TBs on great movies ain't that rare, not when you compare them to 300+ posts on the smallest Transformers and Star Trek news. Just look at last week's talkback counts. I agree with the idea that Mori puts forward, if not the exact phraseology.
I am a movie geek, but I love all kinds of movies
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
01:33:37 AM
I like everything from Rambo to Transformers to Schindler's List. That's why I hate these "top favorites" lists. They always seem to give a big snobby finger to the "blockbusters".
300 sucked...
by JackIsLost
Jan 28th, 2008
01:39:57 AM
That is all.
How come [insert movie here] isn't on the list?
by darrenspool
Jan 28th, 2008
01:55:50 AM
Fuck you, that's why.
Bridge to Teribithia?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
02:02:27 AM
Really? I mean, didn't everyone else pretty much think it sucked?
Capone that just goes to show that genre films today
by IndustryKiller!
Jan 28th, 2008
02:05:43 AM
Are as bad as they have ever been, and with technology where it is they have less of an excuse to be terrible then ever. It's time to be a lot harder on these films than we have been. I look at something like Transformers and Spider Man 3 and I see films that I would have bet my mortgage (if I had one) were going to be God awful but when I looked around on this site I saw almost nothing but people making justifications and apologies. It's time we start treating these project for what they are inevitably going to be rather than what we want them to be. A guilty until the filmmaker proves that he is innocent path if you will. I think G.I. Joe is a good place to start.
List ain't even over . . .
by Toulon
Jan 28th, 2008
02:36:56 AM
but BRA-FUCKING-O so far, good sir. You can always tell when Mori has spent some time on his pieces . . . and not just by length.

I've had the argument MANY, MANY times about good/geek film, and a lot my friends don't understand how I can go from something like 'The Barbarian Invasions' to total, loveable fluff like 'Little Big League' in one day (and I will champion 'Little Big Leage' till the day I die!!). If a film can move you to the limits of your senses, be it tears, laughter, fright, or FUCKMERUNNINTHATWASAWESOME!!, then it's good filmmaking. So while 'There Will be Blood' and 'No Country' will definitely be on my list, guess what? So will 'Shoot 'Em Up'. . . and I dare ANYONE to say they are a film lover and DIDN'T have fun with that one.

And to the guy who thought 'Grindhouse' was actually bad and that people just got caught up in the event aspect of it, well . . . can't that still be a valid attribute of a film? If it can move an entire audience to cheer, scream, laugh, and applaud in unison, or even just SHOW UP at midnight on the same night, then I say that flick has got somethin goin for it!! I didn't like 'Deathproof' as much on it's own when I saw it later, but that screening of 'Grindhouse' at midnight at Grauman's Chinese for the first time? Sweet zombie JESUS that was a good film experience!!

Mori, I look forward the rest of the list, and while I certainly HOPE to see 'Once', 'King of Kong', and what I consider a very important release this year, 'Bender's Big Score', I'd still rather see YOUR list than see mine reflected . . . that'll give me somethin to argue about!!

Meet the Spartans
by vaibhav
Jan 28th, 2008
02:39:29 AM
not on the list??? Why???????? :p
so when you think of 2007
by blackhole4140
Jan 28th, 2008
02:46:35 AM
the image you're gonna have is of guys with really bad haircuts?
way to cop out with the 3 way tie
by blackhole4140
Jan 28th, 2008
02:49:32 AM
Hot Fuzz deserves better.
300 is shit.
by tuan69
Jan 28th, 2008
02:55:17 AM
That is all.
The best film of '07
by vaibhav
Jan 28th, 2008
03:05:07 AM
is actually this little Romanian gem called '4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days' - fucking awesome film. Definitely rivals There Will Be Blood & No Country For Old Men.
Mori's Apology
by mrs_rachie
Jan 28th, 2008
03:31:48 AM
Don't forget that it's not just LA crews feeling the pain of the strike. We in the UK are in the shit also. Many fingers crossed that a deal is struck soon and that it's one that's good enough for the actors too!
can't we just watch real midnight
by blonde redhead
Jan 28th, 2008
03:39:46 AM
movies for midnight movies? or at least movies that were better than grindhouse? i mean, i'd rather see the original TCM, a clockwork orange, eraserhead, and quadrophenia. which were the staples in my town growing up. oh yeah, the local drive-in showed gore and softcore triple bills too. tombs of the blind dead and chained heat for the win. grindhouse? not so much for the win, IMO. i thought sunlight could have been amazing and then it was just such a giant disappointment. that was one severely flawed script and i was willing to overlook ALL of it, it was so gorgeous. then they brought in the sun zombie and lost me completely. so, so unnecessary.
Ed Harris and his team kick ass
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 28th, 2008
03:40:06 AM
How fucking great is The Abyss? Pretty fucking great if you ask me.
oh and 300 sucked
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 28th, 2008
03:44:01 AM
the audience I saw it with walked out comatose. Hope Watchmen is better.
Bridge To Teribithia sucked unholy amounts of ass...
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 28th, 2008
03:47:14 AM
...still, that's just my opinion.

What isn't merely opinion though is that having multiple films tie for a single position is a cop out bullshit way to do any list of this sort, and undermines the whole concept of what a top ten/twenty/fifty/whatever list is supposed to be, in turn making it that much easier on the writer to compile, which again goes against the very nature of what these lists are supposed to represent. They are supposed to be difficult and agonizing and frustrating to create, and you should be forced to cut films off your list that you genuinely liked, but when all is said and done and you honestly evaluate everything you've seen, they just don't quite make the cut, much as it might pain you to admit. Still, when all is said and done and you have your list and you want 23 films represented then do a top 23, don't do a top 20 with 23 films jammed into it and have certain films tieing for a single position. Don't do a top 20 with three "honorable mentions". That's just a bullshit copout way of fitting everything in under the illusion of a proper "best of" list without having the balls to make the hard choices. So I call giant fucking shenanigans on that, and I call it right here, right now.

bridge to terabithia should have been in your top 10
by couP
Jan 28th, 2008
03:55:37 AM
glad that it at least made the 20, as i haven't seen it in any other AICN list, even though it is definitely worthy.
industrykiller, didn't he say juno wasn't on his list
by couP
Jan 28th, 2008
03:57:07 AM
along with the bourne ultimatum O_O madness.
Fantastic
by red_weed
Jan 28th, 2008
04:21:44 AM
I can't wait to read your thoughts for the next part. You just intelligently state your thoughts so well, that even if i don't always agree (but for the most part I do) it's always fascinating and enjoyable to read.
It's almost February. Who's still thinking about 2007?
by GimpInMyPants
Jan 28th, 2008
04:29:46 AM
This is like trying to watch a Halloween special on November 1st. It isn't the same.
So far, I kinda agree
by moviemaniac-7
Jan 28th, 2008
05:43:51 AM
Let´s see for the rest. Good article.
Zodiac, Sunshine, Death Proof 24/7
by hamslime
Jan 28th, 2008
05:44:24 AM
It's an endless cycle of these movies at my house. With a sprinkle of Rush or Streets of Fire once in a while, just to mix things up. Once No Country and The Mist comes out, I might have to give up masturbation.
Dude, you are on strike, finish the fucking article
by originalskoobx
Jan 28th, 2008
05:46:28 AM
Seriously, you unemployed bastard. J/K, good read Mori. I am conflicted regarding the strike. The image of Hollywood is one of over indulgence and wealth. It is hard to feel sorry for anyone associated with Hollywood. On the other hand, I am sure in all reality that most Hollywood writers are not super wealthy. I too hope this business is over soon, and I hope it works out well for the writers. Look forward to the rest of your list.
Atonement
by hamslime
Jan 28th, 2008
05:47:33 AM
Is this movie really that great? Like The Queen last year, I just can't bring myself to watch it. If it's pretty descent I'll pass, but if it truly is awesome I might force myself to give it a shot.
worth the wait
by AllieJamison
Jan 28th, 2008
05:51:14 AM
That editorial-like intro was great. We need more of those!
gotta hand it to ya Mori
by RipVanMarlowe
Jan 28th, 2008
06:01:51 AM
even though I don't agree with a lot of the picks, I'm always glad to read your opinions
Grindhouse was the most fun I had at theater
by turketron
Jan 28th, 2008
07:17:15 AM
Last year, Grindhouse totally won the bang-for-buck award. I pulled some friends to go see it who were iffy at first, but loved the hell out of the event. I am pissed I can't have the theatrical release complete with the trailers too.
The Writers are Folding like a Chinese Laundry
by Internet Thug
Jan 28th, 2008
07:45:54 AM
they are bent over dropping demands and getting ready to get corked up the ass worse than they did in 89..thanks for ruining the TV season douchebags!
Did we need...
by DannyDorko666
Jan 28th, 2008
07:51:21 AM
...all that shit about the writers? Honestly, fuck 'em.
What is this "three-way tie" shit?
by Razorback
Jan 28th, 2008
08:00:17 AM
Just pick a fuckin' position on the list, you bitch. Tie? TIE? FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN' TIE! By the way, HOT FUZZ should have been #5. Love you.
BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA is not a great movie until...
by Razorback
Jan 28th, 2008
08:06:31 AM
The third act... it changes the movie from some cute little movie that would have been completely forgettable into something that will stick with most people who are not complete asshats (which is why I am surprised Mori loved it). Still, does it deserve to be on this list? Well, he put 300 on it too and that is an awful fuckin' movie, so...
Mori
by Kloipy
Jan 28th, 2008
08:11:15 AM
Great list so far. I gotta give it up to you for still giving love to The Mist. Man that was such a great experience for me. I've loved the story for as long as I can remember and seeing what Frank did was amazing and was still able to hit me as hard as the story did. I don't think people give it the credit it deserves, and again like Frank's other movies I think it will grow a huge following when it hits DVD
Movie Hype
by hamslime
Jan 28th, 2008
08:14:30 AM
I would like to speculate that maybe the reason The Mist was hyped was because the last two movies that Frank Darabont did with Stephen King was Shawshank and Green Mile. That, to me, is more than enough of a reason to hype it up. It would be like if Fincher decided to do another Palahniuk adaptation. That being said, it would be nice if the coverage for JLA would be replaced with Benjamin Button.
Movie Hype
by hamslime
Jan 28th, 2008
08:17:29 AM
I would like to speculate that maybe the reason The Mist was hyped was because the last two movies that Frank Darabont did with Stephen King was Shawshank and Green Mile. That, to me, is more than enough of a reason to hype it up. It would be like if Fincher decided to do another Palahniuk adaptation. That being said, it would be nice if the coverage for JLA would be replaced with Benjamin Button.
McWeeny is such a political douchebag
by Internet Thug
Jan 28th, 2008
08:23:41 AM
look at these fucking write ups on his list. Take "eastern Promises" for instance...fuck he is practically telling you the screenwriter made the movie putting him on par with Cronenberg mentioning them as if they were a fucking tag team tandem of filmaking..read the original review BEFORE the writer's strike..one toss away mention of the name of the screenwriter nothing about his contribution to the film..fuck he practically blows Cronenberg as a master auteur for fuck sakes! Now every film on the list has a long winded diatribe about the screenwriter and their overall place in the firmament of film creativity..like your writing Mori you are completely obvious.
This is one of the best...
by Francis Begbie
Jan 28th, 2008
09:01:22 AM
written articles I have ever read on this website.
"Hope" and Summer Blockbusters
by T 1000 xp professional
Jan 28th, 2008
09:32:06 AM
Speaking of hope. Hope is one of main indegredients for hype. It's our HOPE that feeds our HYPE for most of the these big blockbuster movies(excluding media coverage haha). Who wouldn't want to have the most realized characters and completely original story taking us on an adventurous escape that would be impossible for our human lives to experience and have the have the title of "Superman" . Who wouldn't get excited over that?...Credits roll and it's a bittersweet feeling after 'cause our hope/hype is rarely ever satiated with our aftertaste of most of these movies...Yes, we have a blast, but many a time that is because we've come to accept the flaws of the film during the actual experience. Those big movies have the potential of using the power of this medium to the fullest. In order to do that though things can get expensive and producers need to get that money back. Unfortunately the result is a stock story with the guarantee that it will appeal to the masses......We want it all To have a great thrill ride and something substantial that'll stimulate us way after the theater lights up is enough to get me hyped up.
Node about the mist
by Kloipy
Jan 28th, 2008
09:34:05 AM
no shit man, it's in my top 5 of the year
The Mist..
by T 1000 xp professional
Jan 28th, 2008
09:50:49 AM
was AMAZING! I love movies that use genres to explore some very interesting aspects of the human condition. The least interesting parts were the monster attacks... Seeing these REAL people cope with a wierd situation like this fascinated me, unlike the "other" movies that skip "easy" steps in a survival situation this one explored how it's not so easy( even explaining the true nature of the mist to each other was a freaking task), as well as establishing "generic" characters (inspired by real types of personalities)and seeing how instincts and beliefs would cope when their life's at stake.
this was great...
by mthrndr
Jan 28th, 2008
09:53:08 AM
I especially loved your van story. If you haven't had an experience where a perfect storm of shit just builds and builds until it fundamentally changes who you are, you haven't made it through your teen years yet.
GRINDHOUSE over ATONEMENT...?!?
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jan 28th, 2008
09:57:57 AM

Man, I have just lost about two levels of respect for you!

I really wanted my money back after watching Grindhouse. I forgot about the film within hours (except for my disgust with myself for actually paying to watch it).

ATONEMENT, on the other hand, molested my thoughts for several days. It was a beautifully created tragic masterpiece (if that can make sense). My wife and my friends couldn't stop talking about the plot during the drive home and over dinner. It was well worth the $8.50 admission fee.

They say that you can tell a lot about a person by their interests in music, art and film. What does this say about you, Moriarty? I love your reviews -- but I cannot fathom your preference of a simple and forgettable film like Grindhouse over one of the year's best and most thought provoking. * sigh *

Eastern Promises disappointed me (SPOILERS AHOY)
by Garbageman33
Jan 28th, 2008
10:03:12 AM
I really liked where it was going and until it was revealed that Viggo was an undercover cop. Congratulations. You just took a movie about a career criminal finally having a crisis of conscience (an underexplored genre) and turned it into every Donnie Brasco wannabe ever made. And there was no reason for it. I thought I saw it coming when the hooker disappeared after he gave her something but I tried to convince myself that Cronenberg had something much bigger in mind. Turned out, he just wanted to make his version of the oldest plot in the world.
SUNSHINE Went Off the Rails "A Bit"?
by emvan
Jan 28th, 2008
10:14:38 AM
Sure, as in Bill Gates has a bit of money and Uwe Boll has a bit of a lack of talent. I'd be hard pressed to think of a film whose third act was more of a letdown / disaster compared to the first two.

And I don't know why anyone would be starving to death for sf after a year that included THE PRESTIGE, CHILDREN OF MEN, A SCANNER DARKLY, V FOR VENDETTA, and THE FOUNTAIN, just for starters. Or in a millenium that included DONNIE DARKO, PRIMER, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, MINORITY REPORT, and SERENITY. This had been a Golden Age for SF cinema and 2007 was an unfortunate exception -- and the point where it went wrong for me was exactly where SUNSHINE jumped not just the shark but all of Seaworld.
Re: 1999 / 300
by Turnquest
Jan 28th, 2008
10:16:24 AM
Really truly agreed with you on 1999 Moriarty. It's funny because I had the same recollection about that year in 2007. I wrote it about on my blog Fookpop. I was here back then reading reviews everyday about this terrific, terrific string of films. Many of them linger with me today and I want to express my sincere thanks to the AICN staff for letting me know about movies I normally would never have cared about.

I can still recount how I snuck into an 18+ (Canada) screening of FIGHT CLUB alone afterschool in a packed theatre and not knowing what-the-fuck just happened to me or my life.

I had the good chance of meeting Chuck Palahniuk last summer and telling him that I saw FIGHT CLUB when I was 15 and he was just sort of shocked. *evil laughter*

But uh, 300 sucked. I expect more than 20 minutes of action out of a 2 hour action movie instead of an hour of speeches and a dumb sub-plot about the King's wife. Jeez.

atonement
by Dollar Bird
Jan 28th, 2008
10:36:56 AM
I went to see that movie the other week and I walked out not that satisfied. I'd say the 1st half is quite good, and the tension between Knightly and McAvoy was great, but then when the story switched to the war, it seemed to lose focus. The beach scene WAS incredible, but the whole 2nd half just felt like it was wandering, as if the story had been told and we were seeing an hour long epilogue (which then itself had an epilogue). I never read the book, but I could see how this would work on the page; but on the screen, it just fell flat for me.
Eastern Promises
by TerryMalloy
Jan 28th, 2008
10:49:38 AM
The only way I will end up liking that film is if they make sequels. Which, if you think about it, is a very strange thought.
Ties don't really work that way
by chrth
Jan 28th, 2008
10:49:49 AM
For example, you go 1. 2. 3(T). 3(T). 5. See that? You skip 4. Why? Because 4 movies have already been covered. Right now, your number 12 movie isn't number 12. It's like number 15. So why is it labelled number 12?
So let me see if I get this straight
by chrth
Jan 28th, 2008
10:55:21 AM
Mori is allowed to be sorry for all the people put out of work due to the writer's strike, but if we try to show them sympathy and support, we're being swayed by propaganda? Is that how it works?

Newsflash from reality-ville: I assure you your apology is not accepted. The WGA fucked up royally. The strike is splintering (we're on strike ... unless you work for someone that we made an agreement with ... so they're getting paid, but if you work for Leno, too bad). The DGA made the WGA look like asshats. Countless good people aren't working because of the strike, and that's the best you can do? Say you're sorry while still toeing the fucking corporate line?

Garbageman33
by jabbayoda
Jan 28th, 2008
10:59:44 AM
EASTERN PROMISES was not so much about a crisis of conscious as it was a crisis of identity. While I agree that the "twist" was fucking lame, and nearly ruined that movie for me, I suppose it does work thematically. However, it was not explored in any depth which I think sucked teh dikc. Eastern Promises was a disappointment for me, and I'll never understand the uberlove for this movie, no matter how many people try to tell me that I just "didn't get it."
FUCK
by jabbayoda
Jan 28th, 2008
11:00:19 AM
Make that "conscience," not "conscious."
I'm surprised . . .
by Toulon
Jan 28th, 2008
11:19:40 AM
at all the 300 bashing going on in this talkback . . . and frankly, I don't believe most of it. 300 kicked ass in all sorts of ways, and someone is going to try and knock it for 'just being a bunch of pretty pictures', then you've missed the point completely. A Dickens novel it ain't . . . a badass time at the movies with spectacle and fire-in-the-belly it IS.

As for Atonement, I thought everything in the beginning, in the house, was BRILLIANT, but then we changed perspective from the character we've been seeing the story through, which drives the ENTIRE film, and as someone else said, we just wandered around the rest of the time without point . . . we lost personal connection to the story. I liked it, but overall it left me kinda cold.

The crisis of identity...
by Garbageman33
Jan 28th, 2008
11:21:12 AM
...in Zoolander (when Derek looks in the puddle and says, "Who am I?") was handled with more depth than the one in Eastern Promises.
Sunshine and the Namesake
by DKT
Jan 28th, 2008
11:26:57 AM
Cool to see Sunshine make the list. I don't think it's the best work either Boyle or Garland have done, but it was certainly better than I expected it to be after reading all the Event Horizon-type rumor endings. I wasn't nuts about the last third, but it didn't invoke EH as much as I thought it would. I wasn't a big fan of the Namesake, though. It had some nice moments and the acting was solid, but it felt forced in a lot of ways. Still, I wasn't sorry I saw it.
just saw Eastern Promises last night
by Kloipy
Jan 28th, 2008
11:33:36 AM
I loved it. Every fucking minute of it. I don't think the twist was lame. I think it came in at the appropriate time and was handled just the way it should have been. It adds so much more depth to Viggo's character and to the lengths he has gone and to what extreme he has become part of what he was investigating in the first place. I love Cronenburg, and I know at lot of people will disagree with me on this, but I did't like History of Violence. I liked parts of it, but once it got to John Hurt it was just silly. I thought EP was much deeper. and my God the acting was just fantastic.
PLEASE PLEASE WHEN YOU MAKE THESE LISTS!...
by ArcadianDS
Jan 28th, 2008
11:36:13 AM
please add which movie just missed the cut. I'm dying to know #25.
Atonement...
by stinkyfingerz
Jan 28th, 2008
12:13:21 PM
was WAY overrated! I had no idea how these two fell in love (Knightley and McAvoy), none what's so ever. The "rape" nonsense was completely ridiculous, and the "twist" ending was lame. Basically Joe Wright thought he made a beautiful tragedy, but instead made a dumb movie, with some decent performances and good cinematography. He thought this movie was a lot smarter than it really was.
Sunshine was great...
by Right Bastard
Jan 28th, 2008
12:35:15 PM
...until it pooped the bed in the last 15 minutes. The serial killer story was tacked on and did not work AT ALL. It ruined what could have been an otherwise fantastic Sci-fi movie.
stinkyfingerz...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Jan 28th, 2008
12:36:32 PM

The story was about a young girl who makes up the "rape" allegation because she is jealous of her sister's boyfriend. This happens all of the time! The story is called "Atonement" because the little girl grows up wanting to atone for the terrible circumstances brought about by her lies.

The "twist" was quite tragic. It shows that, for some, a true attonement might never be reached. Think about all of the lives that have been destroyed by such lies! Those people can NEVER fully get their lives back -- even if they are proven to be honest in court. This movie is about the everlasting damage that can be done over childish jealousy, and how such damage can often never be undone.

Compared with GRINDHOUSE, this film (ATONEMENT) was a masterpiece! If it gets snubbed, it will go down as one of the all-time great snubs by Hollywood (up there with EMPIRE OF THE SUN, THE COLOR PURPLE and LEGENDS OF THE FALL.

Ever notice...
by Kingdaddy
Jan 28th, 2008
12:56:06 PM
how Mori waits for everyone else to post their opinions before he posts his?
How can a movie be "generous"?
by ScreamingPenis
Jan 28th, 2008
01:07:58 PM
People describe actors as being generous -- as in, they let their fellow performers shine -- but, a movie?
THE HYPE MACHINE
by lecter1914
Jan 28th, 2008
01:45:13 PM
I dont think any of us asked for ten articles on Hostel 2 in one day. In fact, I believe most of us were protesting any further stories almost to the point where I believe it was Capone had to apologize before hand before posting an article. Cloverfield...anyone? I think we were getting an article a day on that one. Not to mention a review that was simply.."It was awesome!!!" And then we had Harry practically telling us it was the best movie we will ever se ein out sholw lives. At best Cloverfield was cheap popcorn fun, at worse it was a money wasting insult to our intelligence. Point being, some of us TBers may fall into the hype, but its generally generated from the editors.
Movie Hype
by hamslime
Jan 28th, 2008
02:01:43 PM
I would like to speculate that maybe the reason The Mist was hyped was because the last two movies that Frank Darabont did with Stephen King was Shawshank and Green Mile. That, to me, is more than enough of a reason to hype it up. It would be like if Fincher decided to do another Palahniuk adaptation. That being said, it would be nice if the coverage for JLA would be replaced with Benjamin Button.
hey striking writer on the right of mori's picture
by TheBaxter
Jan 28th, 2008
02:14:17 PM
1982 called, it wants it's bleached-blond rat-tail haircut back.
Joshua
by drewlicious
Jan 28th, 2008
02:26:01 PM
Seriously hated this movie. I was profoundly irritated by the whole presentation. If this movie was truly about "not fitting in your family" it did a poor job of creating and empathy or sympathy for Joshua. I wish the movie would have gone with what I thought was the original premise, "What if there was something incurably wrong with your sons mind?" Another lowpoint, when Vera Farminga started rubbing blood all over leg. It was uninetionally funny in the worst way.
Sherm, I call ignorance on your post.
by Lenny Nero
Jan 28th, 2008
02:27:05 PM
The news that AICN posts lives and dies by its sources and those scouring the net for information. Who are these sources? The readers. The fanboys. The cinephiles. And as the gossip system is designed by and for those who crave news of the big movies versus the art house movies, there will always be a large lean to the former. In talkbacks, I hear over a 50-to-one ratio of people demanding news on comic book movies, action films, big budget extravaganzas over something like the latest from David Gordon Green, Sally Potter, Tom DiCillo, and even AICN friends like Richard Linklater. Rare do I see a clamor for the little films, and that is the fans.

As aforementioned, the stories come from what is sent to people like Harry, Mori, Quint, etc. The writers and editors on this site get bombarded with movie info, and I can guarantee you that their inbox is flooded with info on Superman, Transformers, Indiana Jones to an almost terrible ratio over something like Atonement, The Kite Runner, There Will Be Blood, Michael Clayton, and so on and so on. The general public just doesn't seem to clamor for the indie film scene, and to blame AICN for that is, to me, ridiculous.

AICN has been wonderful about supporting art house films, don't get me wrong, but they can only post what they have, and what they have is people chronicling every single nook and cranny and news item from the big guns. To say otherwise seems foolish to me. From somebody who, in Capone's list of the Top 50, said he had only seen three (or was it four?) and doesn't feel the need for digital cable, I would say that you are part of this machine, whether or not you know it. This is not meant as an insult, but to try to contextualize what it is Mori said and against what you railed.

Sledge Hammer...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 28th, 2008
02:36:21 PM
...your namesake is one of the funniest sitcoms I've ever seen, and that's why I'm confused as to why you feel the need to confine Mori to doing things the way you think they should be done. Your sitcom namesake broke all the rules and yet you try to say that he has to do it the way you say. Says who? There are no rules, and it would go against his personal opinion and feelings to put 300, Hot Fuzz and Grindhouse over another. Me, pretty much every year I have two favorite movies, and I cannot possibly put one over another, because that would be untrue to myself.

Fuck those who say anyone HAS to follow some made up rules. Why should they be difficult and agonizing and frustrating, as you say? Is that because that's the way you do it? Shouldn't he make a list out of joy for film, not agony? Once again, I'm baffled. His honest evaluation is that those three movies are equal. To do anything else would be dishonest. If we had to follow the "rules" all the time, we wouldn't have good art in the first place to rank.

Node, Lola (the redhead in Atonement) *SPOILERS*
by Lenny Nero
Jan 28th, 2008
02:45:10 PM
did not see her attacker, and in a cruel twist of literary faith, marries her rapist. The impression I got from the book is that in a deep place in her mind, Lola still kind of knew, but the mind of a rape victim is a complicated thing and they often do more to punish themselves than the rapist ever does. They find themselves trapped inside their own mind, doing worse things to themselves, and I've actually known very similar situations in reality.

And we are never meant to believe Robbie was the rapist. That's my personal view and I'm sticking to it.

The writers strike is the worst thing to happen
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
03:37:18 PM
in this media age. The writers are pisses for getting screwed over the tiny sized mobisodes on the internet.
Well said, Mori!
by MacTard420
Jan 28th, 2008
04:47:22 PM
I really enjoyed reading your thoughts on that particular Talkback post. It is sad that the 'big geeky' films often don't achieve the greatness we geeks want out of them. It is, in a way, our fault for hyping them up so much. But as true movie fans, we can't help but get excited. I think 2007 was hit-or-miss with the blockbusters. 300, Bourne Ultimatum, and Ratatouille all impressed but Spidey, Pirates, and several others failed. I think we all love a good big-budget spectacle, but a good majority of the time the movie will never live up to the super-hype.
2 Quick Gripes:
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Jan 28th, 2008
04:54:36 PM
1) Re: THE MIST, if Mr. Darabont wanted to tell a bleak story about dissolving hope, maybe he should have written his own rather than retrofit another which actually even ends with the word "hope". 2) Does no one else see those shitty painted-on muscles in 300? They knock me out of the movie everytime, with GALES of laughter and derision of Hack Snyder. All that CG on display, and painted-on muscles ... it's like the one still that I've seen fr: his DAWNOTD remake (I think it was even "Official"), where the "zombie" is hauling ass down the road, and all is well, EXCEPT for the fact that his shirt has ridden up and exposed his fat, fleshy, no-make-up-having belly (thus clashing with his "Oooh scary" facial makeup). These "minor" oversights are what is going to KILL Watchmen.
See JUNO if you must go on a "chick-flick" date.
by JDanielP
Jan 28th, 2008
04:56:11 PM
I recommend JUNO. It was a pleasant surprise. Sure, I managed to see RAMBO (without the wife, mind you). But yeah, JUNO was very well made. I was impressed with the dialog, as it's a movie that makes you really take notice of the writing. And all the actors and the director contribute so much to make it all happen. If you guys have to see a "chick-flick" with your date, you should check out JUNO. That's my recommendation. And by the way, I'm most always right about spotting talent that will be around for a long time...and the lead actress...uh,...something Page, is it? (Oh, well.) I think she's gonna be around for a while. She might even be this generation's Julia Roberts. I might be wrong. But then again, I might be right.
Ellen Page
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Jan 28th, 2008
05:02:13 PM
Haven't seen JUNO, but she was good in HARD CANDY. (my GF sez she was good in Juno. Whatever.)
Jesus Christ JDanielP
by IndustryKiller!
Jan 28th, 2008
05:08:37 PM
If you were impressed with the diaogue in Juno then God help you. ANd Ellen Page the next Julia Roberts? WHile I didn't like juno I think Page has a future, I would say she is much closer to a Sally Field (minus the flying nun) than just a pretty rom-com face like Roberts.
Wait, Wait ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Jan 28th, 2008
05:09:18 PM
I don't specifically mean that painted on muscles and fat fleashy bellies from other films are going to ruin Watchmen, I just mean that Snyder seems to me to be a filmmaker more concerned with the "Final Product" than the level of attention to detail necessary to creating a truly great "Final Product".
Sweet DJ Jesus!
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Jan 28th, 2008
05:11:30 PM
Am I arguing with myself in this TB?
Page is a annoying Cunt
by Series7
Jan 28th, 2008
05:32:16 PM
And I am watching Robocop 2 in HD right now, and realizing how pussy movies are today. People yammering on about the graphic nature of History of Violence and Eastern Borings and No Country. Those movies are all pussy's compared to Robocop 1 and 2. Seeing that 08 is filled with movies people are already skeptical about (Rambo = Amazing by the way), means it'll probably be good. 07 was a year filled with movies that were considered great before anyone had ever seen them. At least Sunshine got some love, really how much did that movie cost??? GOOD THING fox searchlight finally broke the 100 million mark with Juno. Why they had the rights to Sunshine and Daywatch is beyond me. Bitches leave.
You might as well be...
by Kingdaddy
Jan 28th, 2008
05:32:20 PM
because your points suck.
MIST..Worst ending EVER
by Quake II
Jan 28th, 2008
05:34:35 PM
I enjoyed the ride up until the end. -SPOILER- No loving father would ever in a million years consider killing his own child to "spare him" from possibly being eaten by monsters. Absurd. Where there is life, there is hope. We are asked as an audience to cheer for these people, then the director/writer stabs us in the back with a big "Fuck You!". You can argue that that's the point of the story, but it seems like a shock ending just for the sake of shock. No rhyme or reason. 300 was actually kinda boring for me. A few cool scenes, but talk about style over substance. A little too homo-erotic or something. Too many people tried to convince me that 300 was the greatest "guy film" ever and I was ultmately let down. Sin City was much better. For balls-out gore, I'll take Rambo over 300 any day of the week. Grindhouse was enjoyable. Hot Fuzz was "ok". The worst episode of SPACED is much funnier than Hot Fuzz though.
Tekkonkinkreet
by Barry Convex
Jan 28th, 2008
05:40:56 PM
Yeah Mori, why wasn't Tekkonkinkreet on this list?
I liked 300
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
05:51:14 PM
It wasn't supposed to be an all accurate history channel special. It was based on a comic book.
So far it's interesting...
by zed261
Jan 28th, 2008
06:01:57 PM
except '300'. It's empty movie like you said, and yes it's visually impressive but if I want to see CGI I rather play videogames. Im also surprised that Mr. Lumets masterpiece is only nr.19. When I read your review I was sure that it's going to be in your top 10. Great story, perfect performances, maybe little bit over-the-top ending. I love that oldchool back-and-forth cut he is using and even the title sequence is so cool. Hoffman and Marisa are fucking...then...MAY YOU BE IN HEAVEN HALF AN HOUR...BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU ARE DEAD. So cool. (isn't that suppose to be whole title?) Totally agree with you about SUNSHINE. Does anyone like that ending? They fucked it up and now it's like EVENT HORIZONT for adults. Im waiting for 2nd part and I hope you I'll see BUG somewhere.
We'll get Part 2 in 2046....
by JackIsLost
Jan 28th, 2008
06:54:04 PM
Moriarty, in the time it took you to write your yammering intro, you could have just compiled the whole damn list.
Good list so far...
by Anton Chigurh
Jan 28th, 2008
08:08:14 PM
...Just please tell me you don't have JUNO in your TOP 5....
Yeah...
by MichaelM
Jan 28th, 2008
08:20:16 PM
Gotta agree with everyone else. I'll tell my grandchildren to look out for Part 2. Sorry Mori, but your reputation proceeds you. Not griping. I enjoy what you write, but why must you end every article with a slew of promises/deadlines you won't meet?
Lenny...
by Shermdawg
Jan 28th, 2008
08:23:20 PM
I wasn't referring to indie films (they do a bangup job in that area), I was talking of mainstream geekworthy casting, rumblings and news that SHOULD have been brought to our attention. Stuff that ISN'T the same 'ol JLA shit every other day (thank god that "news" has died down thanks to the postponement). And I'm well aware that most of the stuff is put up from the tips of talkbackers. I've sent my fair share in as well in the past, BUT there are factors at play if the stories get posted or not, a jampacked mailbox isn't always the case.
anton...
by Greenleaf1
Jan 28th, 2008
08:31:17 PM
...Juno isn't in his top 5, he already listed it in the "top 12 that aren't his top 12" list. TWBB will probably be #1 from his review, and No Country and Jesse James will be up there.
I didn't see the Mist. I don't think anyone did.
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
08:40:27 PM
How many of these were free DVD Screeners?
This site also constantly props up Jude Apatow
by GQtaste
Jan 28th, 2008
08:42:44 PM
The coverage for Knocked up was embarassing! Along w/ that other one he produced, Superbad, etc. For whatever reason if Apatow, Quintin, Robert Rodriguez, Del Toro, and of course Lord of the Rings dude, have something coming out then it's balls to the wall coverage! And of course everybody that writes for this site loves everything these guys ever touch! Fucking everything! That embarassment of a failure, Grindhouse was loted as a masterpiece by everyone. Tell you what, it will really surprise me the day that just one of them gives a bad review for any of those dudes...... Can't wait for Rodriguez's "Barbarella" to come w/ his now girlfriend taking over the Fonda title role. I wonder if all involved will call that one a brillant adaptation?
What was that? "Loted"?
by Lenny Nero
Jan 28th, 2008
08:52:36 PM
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Sherm, what are...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 28th, 2008
08:53:29 PM
..."mainstream geekworthy casting, rumblings and news that SHOULD have been brought to our attention"?
Last summer it was Aint it Apatow news
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
09:02:36 PM
this fall it's JJ Abrahms news. When Iron Man comes out it will be Aint it Jon Farverou news.
What a hodge podge compared to my tastes
by BDT
Jan 28th, 2008
09:14:47 PM
Thank goodness someone at AICN gives a solid nod to Sunshine. Danny Boyle is a top notch director. Hot Fuzz and Grindhouse are also favorites of mine. But I utterly HATED the sappy Bridge to Terabithia and OSCAR bait Atonement. Both of these movies are laced with blatant emotion manipulation for some reason that seems outside the realm of why someone makes movies as opposed to why someone wrote the books. I, for one, am glad Juno didn't make it. Overhyped about 200%. I HATED her overly clever wise-ass quips. But the movie succeeds because geek guys wish there was such a 16-year-old girl and geek girls are all in love it Michael Cera. Thought The Namesake was a decent movie but not "best of the year" material. Gosh darn, I sound like such a hater...but I am not. I like your list...agree with a third, disagree with a third and have yet to see a third. I like this article because it is so thoughtfully written.
YACK - SAW YOUR POST RE: 300
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 28th, 2008
09:31:48 PM
That's cool if it wasn't to your taste. I do see it quite differently as you said. It may not be an epic war film, one that the real battle would warrant, but taken in the context of a graphic-novel derived movie, I thought it was totally a classic. Every shot was a feast for the eyes. As a translation of the graphic novel genre, I think it probably ranks a little higher than Sin City. For me, it must be the colors. The movie is like a moving painting, climaxing in that shot of the dead Spartans on the ground. Gorgeous to behold. Zack Snyder was robbed of an Oscar nom. Meet The Spartans is to 300 what Ephialtes is to Leonidas.
Atonement
by cadaa
Jan 28th, 2008
09:32:39 PM
I just can't wait to hear how Saoirse Ronans name is pronounced at the oscars, if the show actually goes on, should be very funny.
oh my gosh Mori, great job!
by kungfuhustler84
Jan 28th, 2008
10:10:34 PM
can't wait for the next ten! I would love to just talk to you about these movies after hearing what you have to say about them. It's nice to see Sunshine get a little more recognition. And an Eastern Promises trilogy would be amazing.
Lenny Nero
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 28th, 2008
10:18:01 PM
Then why have a numbered list at all? If you can't follow the simple concept of how to number things correctly, which wasn't invented by me but which has been around, ooh, pretty much as long as numbers have, then why number things at all? When you count *anything* you don't do so by going "1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4...", numbers and their usage have basic rules, just like words do. Hell, they even have rules for the way that ties are supposed to work, which would be "1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 6...". You can't have more objects represented than the total number of objects that you say you have, that's simple basic numerics. If he wants to have ties he can have ties, but having multiple films tie for one position which only reduces the total represented count by 1 is bullshit. And I stand by that.
Everyone dies at the end of 300!
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 28th, 2008
10:44:04 PM
Another movie spoiled by Spoiler_Man!
Lazy fucking writers
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 28th, 2008
10:53:06 PM
I wish they'd get back to fucking work and stop being lazy bastards. No scrap that. Lazy GREEDY bastards. Go get a fucking real job like the rest of us and earn your money for a change, you lazy shitheads, instead of moaning about something you didnt earn. Sitting in front of a fucking pc isnt a real job.
Writers Strike Fact: BOTH sides are "greedy"
by HappyHamster
Jan 28th, 2008
11:08:35 PM
People get into business to earn as much money as they can. It is irrational to try to paint studio execs as greedy just because many are millionaires. If they weren't creating profitable products, presumably they'd be out of a job.

Whatever you're paid is what you "deserve". If the writers strike ends up with writers getting more money, then they "deserve" it. If the writers strike is a failure, then they "deserve" whatever comes of that too.

Sitting in front of a fucking pc
by TerryMalloy
Jan 28th, 2008
11:11:09 PM
Seems to be the occupation of many a people, not just writers.
Isn't Mongol about Ghenghis Khan?
by TerryMalloy
Jan 28th, 2008
11:19:39 PM
Or am I stupid?
I really want to see
by Series7
Jan 28th, 2008
11:46:09 PM
His top ten, its good to know that Juno is not in it, he'll be the first movie person in history to not include it. It really does baffle the mind that Fox Searchlight can convince the world that this movie is good, but couldn't sell Sunshine in a year void of any sci fi movies. The more I think about 2007 the more I realize I do not think I really have a top ten, maybe top five, and half of those are movies that came out in 06 but for like 2 screenings. 07 is no where near as good as 99, probably because the movies from 99 actually had some balls.
The Writers are being greedy
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 29th, 2008
12:03:13 AM
All that money they want for some 2 second Internet mobisode that you have to squint to see.
To talkbacker IndustryKiller!
by JDanielP
Jan 29th, 2008
12:08:40 AM
I was wondering how long it would be until I'd get a strong reaction to my post (above) about Ellen Page and the surprise that was JUNO. And actually, I thought your comparison (talkbacker IndustryKiller) of the JUNO star to actress Sally Field was very good. But understand that what I was trying to say (rather quickly before leaving my desk) is that I believe Ellen Page has staying power and a certain uniqueness about her that may put her in a Julia Roberts league, so-to-speak. I'm just surprised that nobody chimed in to say that Jennifer Garner is the next Julia Roberts (and she's already here). What's it all matter, anyway? They all seem to be wonderful ladies.
Point is that the writers dont deserve it
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 29th, 2008
12:16:10 AM
THeyre just greedy douche bags. They should try getting a real job and learning that life isnt all about sitting in your fucking condo with your laptop eating donuts. Fat fucks. Get back to work or get a proper job if you can handle it.
terrymalloy
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 29th, 2008
12:16:56 AM
Someones a real smartass arent they?
Spoiler_Man
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 29th, 2008
12:42:57 AM
See what I mean? Your comments are so removed from the reality of why this strike happened and who participated in it that it's pointless to discuss it with someone like you. Tell you what... I'll quite writing for a living as soon as you give up sucking dick. Then again, if we're both lucky enough to make money doing what we love...
As long as you "quite" it...
by Kingdaddy
Jan 29th, 2008
12:49:04 AM
Where's the Top 10, but it's 17 cuz I have lots of semi-ties?
So, Sledge Hammer, do you...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 29th, 2008
01:10:06 AM
...get really angry at the Neilsen ratings when things tie for a certain place?
Besides, numbers themselves are abstract.
by Lenny Nero
Jan 29th, 2008
01:12:24 AM
It's what the individual lends to the characters that matters. You and Mori disagree, because you are using the numbers purely as a statistical character while he is using them to attribute his own feelings. Would you rather he say "This is the best," "this is almost best," "This is less than that, but equal to another"?

You, my friend, are going to lose this because you clearly have no sense of the equality of respect.

I revoke my TB that begins...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 29th, 2008
01:19:51 AM
..."do you get really angry at the Neilsen ratings when things tie for a certain place?" I didn't read carefully enough, Sledge. Sorry, bourbon.

But seriously, you're trying to impose rules that YOU believe should be followed in a field where those rules don't have to be followed. Lighten up your idea of what should and shouldn't be in this world and you'll probably end up a much happier person.

Besides...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 29th, 2008
01:48:05 AM
... that's why I made it a "top 24." I called it what it is. There are 12 runners-up, and 12 in the main list. I was explicit in the headline, and I still have someone complaining. And since there are no rules for writing a best-of list, I'll list the ties anyway I choose. It's amazing how that works when you're the one making the rules, isn't it?
guarantee Mori picks Cloverfield
by theredtoad
Jan 29th, 2008
01:50:03 AM
in his 08 top movies list for the exact reason he elaborated on in the intro. It is an utterly visual sensational experience and whether we like it or not won't be forgotten for a while. Much like 300.
Spoiler_Man, sorry Mori spilled the beans on
by GQtaste
Jan 29th, 2008
01:54:39 AM
your spoiler. And this garbage about Juno being the next Juila Roberts? Interesting theory I supose but couldn't be farther from the truth. She's closer to a Thora Birch in Ghost World than Roberts. Zany and quirky juno girl was and impossibly annoying as hell. God that voice. That shit that came out of her mouth. To be fair, it just wasn't her w/ the totally outlandish dialoge. It was all of them.
That was a bit childish moriarty
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 29th, 2008
02:05:17 AM
are you a writer? I had no idea. bad luck for you then. meanwhile the rest of us get on with our jobs and our lives. because we live in the real world it seems so enjoy your time off.
Lenny Nero
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 29th, 2008
02:33:08 AM
Moriarty can do whatever he wants at the end of the day, just pointing out a pet peeve of mine in the way he chose to do his numbering is all. I called shenanigans, not a jihad. Honestly, it's not like it's going to keep me up at night or anything.
Fuck them Mori...
by zed261
Jan 29th, 2008
03:31:25 AM
it's same as last year when you put 'step up' as Nr.1 and suddenly everyone was talking about numbers instead of movies... What do you think about Coens decision not to put music in No Country For Old Men? Maybe it's question for part 2 of your top 24, but anyway. I was surprised when I saw movie for the first time because it's not what Im used to in Coens movie. Music was always very important part of their movies but now when I think about it, maybe it's that lack of music that helped them create this empty helplessness. I was also surprised to hear people said that NCFOM has funny scenes. I think that there is nothing funny about this movie. I can agree that in Fargo there were cruel scenes that was also absurdly funny but not in this one. It's sad and depressing movie and only heartwarming scenes I can sense are those little moments between Ed Tom and his wife.
The Mist was "bleak and painful" alright.
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Jan 29th, 2008
03:42:03 AM
Tom Jane's acting made me want to shoot myself. Horrible movie. Just because he shoots his kid in the end doesn't make it anything special. He ruins that scene anyway with his fucking overwrought theatrics once the soldiers show up. Mediocre at best. You sir, have shitty taste in horror movies.
How's this?
by JDanielP
Jan 29th, 2008
04:43:07 AM
Ellan Page is the next Shia LaBeouf. Is that better?
Dang it.
by JDanielP
Jan 29th, 2008
04:44:49 AM
I guess that would be "Ellen" Page.
JDanielP
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 29th, 2008
04:45:28 AM
I suspect that's probably a fairly accurate comparison. If they were casting INDY 4 right now, what do you bet he'd have a daughter?
Ol' Gravy Leg
by rost
Jan 29th, 2008
04:59:51 AM
Idiot. Keep the spoilers for yourself!
THOMAS JANE SHOOTS HIS KID AT THE END OF THE MIST
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Jan 29th, 2008
05:46:23 AM
Fuck you, rost.
If Juno is in the top 10 Mori
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:43:08 AM
I will hunt you down and break your arm.
JUNO SUCKED Precaution
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:46:58 AM
All this talk about being hilarious. Hilarious to boring jaded people who are boring cunts with no sense of humour. You know what is hilarious? Naked Gun. That is hilarious. Smart? Why is it smart. I don't fucking understand this? Because you namedrop The Melvins and Sonic Youth, somehow you have culture and intelligence? Fuck you. Does that mean i'm a genius because I mention Mogwai and Neurosis and play Cult of Luna's first album? Fuck you. Juno has realistic quirky dialogue? Does it mean something if that comment is only coming from rich old critics who don't live in the real world? Fuck You. Second A top 10 movie implies it was a well made movie but also one you liked. Can you seriously tell me you will can put Juno in your DVD player and watch it again and again like you would Back to the Future. It's entertainment motherfuckers. Think like that first.
300 was entertaining
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:47:42 AM
end of story. if you didn't think it was entertaining or the fight scenes were awesome. you suck.
Ok I read it Juno isn't there. BUT CONTROL ISN'T!
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:49:59 AM
I guess I won't hunt you down. but FUCK! Control was amazing and so was Rescue Dawn. Rescue Dawn> No country for old men.
2006 was better for movies
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:55:10 AM
I don't get this whole "Ahhh 2007 ruled", there were alot of good movies, alot of them. 2006 didn't have as many but they were better. Look at the two that are generally considered the best of 2007 - There will be Blood and No Country for Old Men. Now put them up against the best of 2006 - CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN and Pan's Labyrinth. Then add the other films of 2006. Babel, The Fountain, The Departed, The Prestige, United 93, The Queen, Letters from Iwo Jima etc. 2006 wins.
Talkback Superstar Messi says so
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:55:44 AM
That's right.
The Atonement shot wasn't that spectacular
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
06:58:58 AM
because it was simple, it was a stedicam shot, with chaos in the backgrouns, just going across a beach. Children of Men's shots were masterpieces, and far far far more complicated than the simple Atonement shot.
Juno=Chick flick Attonement=decent,yet way overated.
by Stalkeye
Jan 29th, 2008
07:00:47 AM
As for Sunshine, I couldn't bring myself to finish watching it, sorry but so far i still prefer Event Horizon over Boyle's space "opera" debut.

Oh Mori,why so serious? XD

THIS IS ENGLAND BETTER BE TOP 10
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
07:04:11 AM
It's fucking old school scorsese and a goddamn enjoyable film and a well made film. Plus Stephen Graham owns Bardem with his performance.
Atonement = best use of word Cunt
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
07:24:59 AM
ever.
This is England
by Stalkeye
Jan 29th, 2008
07:54:42 AM
Another overlooked film, but a very good one. Good call messi, but it's kinda hard to top Javier's performance in NCFOM. And yes one of my favorite scenes from Before the devil knows you're dead (which is like requiem for a dream of 2007, minus the drugs.)is Tomei getting ball slapped doggy style. Niiiccceee.
Wow, this is a great list so far.
by Fart_Master_Flex
Jan 29th, 2008
08:10:47 AM
Well, with the exception of Joshua (a film I loathed), I really like this list so far. Anything with both Hot Fuzz and the Namesake on it is "A OK" in my book.
Who is Alex De La Ygelsias?
by Aethyrr
Jan 29th, 2008
09:00:29 AM
Must be a cheap Álex de la Iglesia copycat Typical american: screw up foreign names and probably laughing at it..
Glad to see the TV Set mentioned...
by DanielKurland
Jan 29th, 2008
09:36:42 AM
Even if it didn`t make the list. A great, little film that seemed more like a failed pilot, and another showcase of Duchovony. Good list, and I`m sure towards the end, there will be the usual No Country For Old Men/There Will Be Blood, etc., but in spite of how that may be predictable, they were AMAZING movies and deserve it. Also, I didn't realize how good a year 1999 was for film.
Mori, I'm ready for the next one
by Kloipy
Jan 29th, 2008
10:09:54 AM
bring it on!
Yeah right..McWeeny is a "writer"
by Internet Thug
Jan 29th, 2008
10:32:12 AM
like Johnny Fairplay is a professional wrestler...guy has got a couple co-writing credits on a bs low end cable series produced by a friend so they could get him to pimp the series endlessly on this site to the geek crowd..doesn't stop him from flashing his laminated WGA card at Subway and asking for a free sodee-pop tho.
Ellen Page as a daughter in INDIANA JONES 5
by JDanielP
Jan 29th, 2008
11:45:40 AM
That Indy sure is a busy guy. (heh,heh) But then again, Shia could have a girlfriend in "INDY 5",...whatever it takes to team-up Shia and Ellen Page for our fellow talkbackers! (snort!) Personally, I do think that both Shia and Ellen have talent that will give them longevity, no matter what my fellow talkbackers say. In fact, why don't we hope for an INDIANA JUNO & SHIA? :-D
Do you like Gladiator movies, Mori?
by rudimus maximus
Jan 29th, 2008
12:46:35 PM
Here are two blowacious movies that sucked for completely different reasons, yet they both inhaled through small openings. I saw Joshua at Sundance last year. The acting was very good. I love Sam Rockwell and Vera Farmiga is both smokin' hot and very nice. However, there were about 10 identical shots of people turning around with that stupid kid standing there. There is a blatant plot device where the kid somehow video tapes his antics and absurdly leaves it where it can be found. The movie is pure turd. I can't believe it could wind up on anyone's list. 300 was, in my opinion, actually better although it too was like chewing on aluminum foil. The look of the film was good, but that only worked until the oiled up, completely shaven, always screaming totally gay cast kicked in. I appreciated the art direction but the whole time I was in the theater I thought of nothing but Peter Graves in Airplane. "Do you like Gladiator movies, Billy?"
200th
by Kloipy
Jan 29th, 2008
01:07:16 PM
Sunshine? Really?
by hst666
Jan 29th, 2008
01:11:59 PM
I have not seen it because it looked so awful in the previews. I have never seen Core for that same reason. Maybe it's great. Is that the general consensus? One thing, while I do not need every "t" crossed or "i" dotted, I can only swallow so much scientific inaccuracy or bullshit.
ATONEMENT SPOILERS
by slappy jones
Jan 29th, 2008
01:58:38 PM
I am pretty sure lola was lying and that there never was a rape in the first place but she was embarrassed and didn't want to get the chocolate guy in trouble. she lied to protect him. so not only does brionys "lie" set robby on his path lola could just have easily have stopped everything. and briony realises this when she goes to the wedding. thats how I saw it anyway.
wow a juno backlash....how surprising
by slappy jones
Jan 29th, 2008
02:03:28 PM
who'd have thought it....
Good job Mori.
by Bone-In Foray
Jan 29th, 2008
02:07:30 PM
As always, you've presented a well-grounded preamble and what appears to be the beginning of a solid "best of" list for 2007 (too bad you can't soothe the savage TB best by simply copying and pasting your annual disclaimer to the front-end of these lists - perhaps an impossible feat based purely on the topical nature of your posts in general). I don't know that I've so much as heard a word of your writing committed to the screen (be it big or small), but I can definitely say that you're a good film critic. In assembling your list, you've once again managed to avoid the biggest pitfalls - namely, uninteresting summaries containing the usual play-by-play and an equally uninteresting description of why you liked or disliked it. Rather, as with all good critics, you've taken a passionate position in explaining what it was that made you fall completely for a particular film, and without apology. You get wrapped up in it and the casual reader (one with a half a brain mind you) picks up on that - regardless of their respective disposition. I'm pretty sure 'theycallmemrglass' is himself void of any inherent geekdom as every AICN end of year list I've ever seen seems to be chocked full of geekiness. Fuck, I'm geeking out right now just thinking about some of the flawless movies I saw this year - and not one of them is based on comic book. Unfortunately, you're correct in that the most popular TBs usually involve what could be considered as pure comic book/sci-fi/fantasy based news, but there is also a big support base on this site for good 'ol fashioned dramas, indies, comedies, docs, and foreign flicks alike. Finally, I appreciate that you respect the TB community enough to post what you may have thought was a valid TB post, or to involve yourself in the occasional sparring match, but holy cow - I started having fits (complete with spit bubbles) after reading one sentence of 'mrglass's' talkback. Anyhow, keep it up.
Slappy, good stuff.
by Lenny Nero
Jan 29th, 2008
02:24:08 PM
I may have to reevaluate how I see the Lola/Paul relationship and at least consider your side as an option. I never got the impression from the book, and therefore brought that impression into the movie, but it's definitely worth noting that it at least can be questioned whether or not she was raped. I don't think either of us can say what is true, but it can definitely go either way. Good job, Ian McEwan.
Terabithia isn't a surprise for Mori..
by Jonah Echo
Jan 29th, 2008
03:26:35 PM
He has a track record of often recognizing really good and/or artistic "children's films" in his end of the year lists. I recall previous best of's have included Babe: Pig in the City and the 2003 Peter Pan. I think its great he takes the time to recognize these films, and its cool to see people actually re-considering Terabithia due to it's placement here. For the heck of it, this is what my top twelve would look like(with a few ties). 1.There Will Be Blood 2.The Lives of Others/Diving Bell and the Butterfly 3.No Country for Old Men 4.Zodiac 5. Ratatouille 6.Into the Wild 7.Lars and the Real Girl 8.Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford 9.Once/ Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet St. 10.Bridge to Terabithia.
What was so special about No Country For Old Men?
by messi
Jan 29th, 2008
03:31:03 PM
it's nothing groundbreaking, nothing 'arty' about the filmmaking, a movie that could have been made anytime. it's a well made film, but it ain't no Children of Men. Which is weird since it's reviewed even higher, but people will forget about it whilst History will dictate Children of Men is life.
Node, I put it at the top of my list...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 29th, 2008
03:54:55 PM
...a month before it was released, so I got it immediately when it dropped. Works quite well.
messi
by Bone-In Foray
Jan 29th, 2008
06:08:31 PM
Give it up. Nature abhors your TB entries. Children of Men was not the greatest film ever made. It wasn't even the best film of 2006. A good film yes... but not of the ilk you have seen fit to assign it. Technically, it may be Cuaron’s masterpiece, but I’m afraid the script and its inherent banality eventually pushed it down on my list in 2006. Nor would I consider 'No Country’ to be the best film THIS year, though it may be more deserving of recognition than the last three best picture winners combined. But then, life often imitates “art” in the midst of those towering Oscar-beasts insofar as cozy, tidy endings are concerned. You certainly could not place ‘No Country’ in that category and on that basis alone I believe it deserves some credit, right? It may be simultaneously morally bombastic and hypocritical, but whooooooeeee - what a ride!
JOSHUA was F-ed UP!
by dead youngling
Jan 29th, 2008
11:53:34 PM
Just finished it--stressed me out to no end. Creepy, and the kid...jeezus. But I didn't put Mori's gay kid theme together for the end. Sure, I guess it could make sense, but I don't think that was the only way the end could've been interpreted. All of a sudden gay at the end? Hmm--seems to me there would have been small different allusions to this at other times during the movie. I thought that maybe Joshua was searching for the next person to latch onto to F up because the boy was getting off on exercising his power over people. The gay theme was an "entrance" to get to the uncle--which Mori, you did call Uncle Ben once in your review--funny.
I REALLY HATE TIES!!!
by BigTuna
Jan 30th, 2008
12:46:52 AM
What a cop-out! Just call it a top 27 list then.
Bone-In Foray kill yourself
by messi
Jan 30th, 2008
01:24:38 AM
since when the fuck are you here. shut the fuck up. everyone here says Children of men is a masterpiece. Just because you are fucking stupid and apparently your top list is somehow scripture, it applies to everyone else. You know how stupid it sounds to say "it was banal blah blah blah which is why it scored low on my list". Dumb cunt.
Messi and Bone-In, both of you...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 30th, 2008
01:47:17 AM
...take this shit to the Zone. You're not wanted here.
Suffer Fools? Gladly…
by Bone-In Foray
Jan 30th, 2008
12:29:44 PM
I suppose I’ve underestimated the sensibility of some of the folks that roam these hallowed halls. Sorry for bursting your proverbial bubbles; pissing on your snowmen; pooping on your birthday cakes. I suppose I would be asking too much to enter into a solid debate regarding my list of favorite films released this year (thus far TWBB would be positiioned in my #1 spot) versus your respective faves – a seemingly on-topic post. Instead, I’ve fallen prey to the usual assortment of playground tactics and barbs lobbed by prepubescent fan boys. I never asserted my position as being gospel (that’s ‘gospel’, fan boy), but clearly those who would characterize me as such have themselves succumbed to the very same evils. Shame on you. And since I’ll post wherever I prefer (thanks for the advice though, I’ll cherish it always), I’ll “see” you chumps on the back twelve.
Apatow dick suckage in part 2!
by Musicballs
Jan 30th, 2008
04:37:44 PM
Down with Apatow!
How long will this take?
by Greenleaf1
Jan 30th, 2008
11:24:09 PM
Moriarty, I love reading your stuff but I'd love it more if there was stuff to read. I understand you're busy, but I am nowhere close to a professional writer but i wrote 10 pages of what i felt to be educated comments on my top 25 films of 2007 in a couple hours. This took you several weeks to come out with, and now it's been days for the second part. If it's done, POST IT. If it's not, WRITE IT THEN POST IT. It shouldn't take this long. I think I speak for other people when I say that I care more about this than any other random story on the website, so put other stuff off and just write this then move on.
Greenleaf, at least for the first part...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 31st, 2008
12:55:29 AM
...Mori felt that he had to catch up on 2007 releases before he could come up with a more complete list. As for the second...I don't know, but I bet it'll end up being pretty good.
Guys...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 31st, 2008
05:20:12 AM
... I swear it's all I'm working on this week, but with a wife as pregnant as mine is, my work time is down to a bare minimum at the moment. It's almost done. Just gotta put the final touches on two more entries...
thanks Mori
by Kloipy
Jan 31st, 2008
03:32:22 PM
just lookin' forward to it is all
Now where is Harry's list?
by Greenleaf1
Jan 31st, 2008
05:30:01 PM
It seems like there haven't been hardly any best of 2007 lists yet. We've been fretting over Mori's but what about Harry's? Are we ever gonna get to see any of these lists?
yeah, Harry is oddly MIA
by waggy
Jan 31st, 2008
06:12:09 PM
first time i can remember Mori beating Harry with his year end list for as long as i've visited the site.
spoiler_man
by Funketeer
Feb 1st, 2008
12:06:18 PM
What really gets me about guys like spoiler_man is that they're upset that the writers are not working because it means they can't park their ass in front of the TV as long as they used to but they're solution to the problem is that the writers go out and get "real" (other) jobs. Wouldn't that just make it worse for you're lazy ass?
Wow...
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 2nd, 2008
07:55:09 AM
... that short break took a little longer than I'd hoped. It's up.
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