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Shinebox has the most racist double feature of Sundance: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN and TOWELHEAD!!

Interesting reviews by SpencerTrilby	Jan 27th, 2008 01:33:03 PM
Spurlock's flick looks shitty as hell, and Towelhead a damn interesting film. Gotta catch the latter when it's out.
Sounds by zufflezipperfish	Jan 27th, 2008 01:33:11 PM
Like a bad film with a good premise. Mind you, I didn't rate Supersize Me, it just made me want a MacDee's all the way through it.
Oh, and banging 13 years old girls by SpencerTrilby	Jan 27th, 2008 01:37:17 PM
ain't pedophilia. It's ephebophilia. Or statutory rape when not wanted by the girl.
The problem with Supersize Me by chrth	Jan 27th, 2008 01:49:43 PM
He drinks super-size Cokes the entire time. No shit he's going to have health problems if he downs 1200 calories of liquid sugar/high fructose corn syrup at every meal. I can guarantee you the amount of coke he drank was far worse for him than the food he ate. Other than that, though, it wasn't a bad flick. Agree that the school lunch segment was primo.
I'm with The Creepy Thin Man by Onyx390	Jan 27th, 2008 01:50:34 PM
I don't think anyone would pay money after seeing what everyone is describing. It doesn't make any sense. Unless he showed them the powerful clips, got lazy as fuck, and then had a blast with all of the money he had lying around.
"Or statutory rape when not wanted by the girl." by TerryMalloy	Jan 27th, 2008 02:10:00 PM
The adult can be charged of statutory rape whether or not the girl wants to engage in the sexual activity. And in the US many people include sex with adolescents (or post-puberty) as pedophilia. Whatever. It's disgusting either way.
Man now I want some McDonalds by Christopher3	Jan 27th, 2008 02:17:54 PM
Served to me by a 13 year old Lebanese girl.
Christopher 3 by TerryMalloy	Jan 27th, 2008 02:24:05 PM
You sir are an ephebophilia-ish fat ass.
No more excuses! by ViktorBC	Jan 27th, 2008 03:19:38 PM
Why is every reviewer making excuses for this sick movie (oh, I am talking about Towelhead). IT IS PEDOPHILIA!!! For God's sake people! You put a pretty red bow on it is still a movie about pedophilia. It may have been OK 160 years ago, but it is disgusting and unforgivable now. Pedophiles deserve nothing less than life in prison.
"a film that told me exactly how to feel" by Immortal_Fish	Jan 27th, 2008 06:36:16 PM
Fantastic! Now all I need are... A film that tells me exactly how to think A film that tells me exactly how to eat A film that tells me exactly how to vote A film that tells me exactly how to buy my next car A film that tells me exactly how to consider my race to be inferior A film that tells me exactly how to find my nation's borders to be a nuisance A film that tells me exactly how to believe all religions are eeeBUL (except islam) A film that tells me exactly how Che was a great guy A film that tells me exactly how to set my thermostat... oh wait!
Now that I think of it, TOWELHEAD is... by Immortal_Fish	Jan 27th, 2008 06:39:40 PM
A film that tells me exactly how to think of former rep Gerry Studds in a positive light. After all, Mark Foley was a "sex scandal" without sex...
Aaron Eckhart and Summer Bishil have sex by darrenspool	Jan 27th, 2008 09:41:52 PM
Sounds hot.
SUPERSIZE ME: pointless documentary ever by CuervoJones	Jan 28th, 2008 03:41:13 AM
"I f you eat a lot, you´ll get fat". Wow, thanks mr. Spurkock.
No more excuses! by Knuckleduster	Jan 28th, 2008 08:36:13 AM
Why is every reviewer making excuses for this sick movie (oh, I am talking about Shoot Em' Up). IT IS MURDER!!! And if you enjoy movies where people get murdered, you're a murderer too! Blah blah fap fap fap... blah.

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