LOL that about sums it up as far as these lame parody movies go. AIRPLANE! still hasn't been topped, and that came out in 1980!

Hopefully, once the weekend is over, the real movie fans will come out in force and support Rambo whilst bad word of mouth finishes this pile of shit off.

Um, I'll be right back...

People really ought to object to stuff like this, as it deadens our collective expectations and experiences of meaning. Acceptance of stories where anything can happen in a sort of nowhere, untethered from causality, dissolves meaning itself. It's just cheap mining of distinction, playing off stolen elements against each other such that the elements, singly or together, no longer matter. Nice going, assholes.

And it's as unfunny as, uh, as... Shit! Nothing comes to mind! I've seen a lot of bad comedies in my time, but there was always at least one or two laughs somewhere in there. This one was like a comedy vacuum.

The only thing that caught my interest was the featurette about the SFX used to create the 3 breasted woman in the movie. Suprise. They were CGI boobs.

If you pick this one up you'll be better off watching it with the sound off.

Is our culture officially dead, after only 232 years?

Has everyone lost their fucking minds?

Did weekly-allowances go up?

I mean seriously, this movie is like the very WORST most hack & slash pillaging of some refresh-every-few-minutes old-meme nightmare; It makes the Scary Movie franchise look positively artful & relevant and classic ZAZ look like Fellini, DeMille, & Welles all rolled into one.

I really think that these 2 shitmonkeys, this Friedberg & Seltzer really DO just throw it all & see what sticks. The result? A big ugly fucking mess, sliding down the wall (or theater screen).

Epic Movie 2. Fuck, people! #1? SonuvaBITCH! It hurts, it fucking hurts my head.

THESE fucks will certainly be returning to the multiplex, unfortunately.

but then you're right - they both got Uwe-ed.

Ya know, in retrospect, I almost feel sorry for the little bastards - that movie sucked. They should've been off discoverings sex or something.

Massawyrm, entertaining review, from the looks of it, more entertaining than this PoS movie.

there's a link for rottentomatoes contacts, if you want to ask for Kam Williams to be removed from their critic pool.

Oh and darrenspool, I hope Big Jim Slade crashes through your bedroom wall tonight and carries you off for lessons in humor and man-love. You've earned it, chief.

The least they can do is try. PLEASE.

To paraphrase Seinfeld, at least 95% of the world is unintelligible. Morons, the lot of them.

That makes me think there's some hope for the world yet.

At the beginning of the movie, Harvey Dent is giving a speech about balance and justice, it turns out to be a television ad being viewed by some thugs. They talk about how there ain't no bat. Scarecrow, their boss tells them otherwise, then Batman breaks in on the criminals, Batman vs. Scarecrow, his hideout blows up, killing Scarecrow and ruining Batman's batsuit. Bruce gets demoralized.

Joker bank robbery, Joker makes a deal with Maroni - help him kill Batman or I'll burn your money, Dent and Bruce quarel over Dawes, Joker kills Loeb, Gordon becomes new Comish', Bruce has penthouse party for Dent- Joker crashes party kidnaps Dawes, Batman chases Joker but he kills Dawes. Swat catches the Joker and puts him in jail, Batman beats Joker in police custody. Mike Engel announces on his TV show that Batman beat Joker while in police custody - Engel announces that he will uncover who Batman is, Public hates batman, Bruce quits. Gordon smashes batsignal on TV. Dent is angry as was in favor of Batman.

Fake Batmen, Joker escape jail, gangwar, Bruce in Shanghai doin business crap, Joker shoots the Mayor at Loebs funeral- mayor survives- goes to hospital - Joker blows-up hospital, Engel figures out that Bruce is Batman but Fox blackmails Engel and he kills the story, Joker makes threats on TV, Bruce is conviced to be Batman again by Alfred.

Dent tries Maroni guess what happens, Dent goes to hospital in coma, Fox makes a grey & black batsuit for Bruce, Batman confronts Joker - Pod vs. Truck then Pod vs. Joker, fight interupted by the two barge problem, Batman saves both but the bomb was fake and sets off bombs all over the city, Batman tells Gordon he figured out where Joker is, Batman tracks Joker to Amusement park, Batman vs. Joker ala "Killing Joke", fight ends when a knife wielding Joker accidentally stabs himself ala "Batman #2" Joker has a "screen death", Ambulance picks up Joker's body to discover that he is still alive and permawhite.

Gordon meets Batman at the new and improved batsignal - and tells Batman that the Joker was working with Dent who Gordon discovered to be a schizophrenic crimanal who killed crimanal's and created the fake Batmen - Batman tells Gordon to tell the press that he did the killing, to save face for Dent. Dent wakes up goes to bar but the DA is dead, only Two-face remains.

THE END

One need only ride the city bus once, or visit a Wal*Mart, to know this is true.

Now this abomination, I feel if I actually had to watch this I might just murder those around me in an effort to spare them. I can picture the kind of drooling simpleton that would actually enjoy this movie - and they're invariably teenagers. No one else has that same mixture of ignorance and poor taste in such levels as to gain enjoyment from utter shit.

The closest of the older movies to the Meet the Spartans type of humor would be Hot Shots and Mel Brooks' later movies like Men in Tights and Dracula and those are the weakest of the bunch but still genius compared to this shit.

It warms my heart to know that this film has drawn so much hatred and blind rage from you all. It's like watching SkyNet wipe out 4 billion people but seeing that there are a few survivors left and that there is hope for the future....

I saw a lot of teenagers at Rambo. It must suck having to co-opt your dad or older brother's movie heroes. We had Star Wars, Indy and Rambo. They have Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and...I dunno, The Rock?

Well I know the answer to that, hordes and hordes of fucking dipshit idots thinking this is funny.

The terrorists have won.

If you think his site is wacky, you should have seen some of the stuff he posted as homewrecker on AICN.

He asked me once if I carry out my campaign for free or if I get paid, and I replied that my evil masters in Hollywood and Tel Aviv pay me for my efforts on AICN, but not in money but in the freshly bottled blood of Muslim and Christian children. He went absolutely BUGNUTS after that and, I shit you not, actually BELIEVED it. There are witnesses to this event who still post here today.

Good times, good times...

Seriously. If you have seen or are going to see this movie, consider your Geek License...REVOKED!!!

nsui sgut silh nopol di dopl an gopel!"......

Screenwriter session for MTS(argh...ugh...gnk)!

I think the reason why I hate these movies so much, and their so-called writers, is that I know I could do better. Hell, most of us here could. It would not be hard. I guess the hard part would be living with the knowledge that that fetid turd was your creation.

What scares the shit out of me is some of the stuff that he links to- some of it is genuinly frightening extremist literature.

In a few years he's going to be the Unibomber.

Has he got any new material or is it stil unchanged?

His David Duke suit & tie makeover never impressed or convinced me as it did many others.

I also remember the "goy" comments and spiteful, nasty, unfunny anal sex with any other user's sister- because he assumed anyone that argued with him was jewish.

Personally, I tend to ignore him, but I have been absolutely disgusted at his performance in the Ledger obits (I was also horrified by Anchorite, Glovedone, and Prof Ikanmano).

Those obit TB's were the real nadir of AICN, and as someone suggested, perhaps obits should be locked.

I wish he'd stop with the painful CAPS LOCK subject headings. They're invariably unfunny and just quite annoying.

You've successfully campaigned against ZFisk the last 2 years, ad nauseum (as you do Ringwearer). Guess who's the better man? You? For your tireless efforts in dwelling on an old Talkback handle of a guy who hasn't since posted or talked to you? Or him, who actually moved on? The answer is ZFisk, just so you know. What do you think you get from bashing him constantly? Superstar status? Hardly. Messi's in no danger of losing that title, I assure you.

And you're right I'll defend ZFisk. I didn't visit all the sites he linked to, so that's not my concern. What I do know is that during that WTC TB, he made all valid points against your pathetic tide of "I own you"s (yeah, you were as pathetic as Glovedone with those). I'm also glad he documented how I totally humiliated you there as well, and the trauma appears it will linger on forever. Not bad for someone who freshly signed on during that TB, huh? Sucker.

Good luck achieving that superstar status, Pazuzu. Word of advice, you may have to actually move on to new topics and flame wars to do it. I'll be sure to give you lots of lead-ins.

"Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can."

"Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?

"No, never."

"Shit. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane. We might as well divert them into the river, spare innocent people.

I can find countless examples of his deranged extremism, but for simplicities sake just look at his blog- and follow his recommended links. It serves as a constant reminder of what a toilet the internet can be, and how revolting some of its inhabitants truly are.

If you do that, and then still feel the need to defend him, then frankly, you're no better than Anchorite.

Homewrecker doesn't. He publishes his own lunatic blog denouncing us all for being the same person- and singles out Pazuzu as his main source of ire. He's a deeply disturbed individual with horrific paranoid tendencies who really should be sectioned for the benefit of society.

Don't be a dick, brokeback. Because I don't like reading paranoia, intolerance and horseshit (from both sides) doesn't prohibit you from putting it up there. Find somewhere where I said you had no right to post.

I haven't.

And I stand by the fact that your performance in the obit TB was a fucking pitiful example of classless ego driven trolling. Cunt.

And of all of you (including anchorite) fisky's were the most deranged. Yours were the most unpleasant.

Read my post again, shitbag, and see that I didn't once say you extolled Zfisk. I was very precise, and specifically put that he is an appalling individual and if you read his lunacy it is indefensible. If you feel the need to defend it- then you're every bit as bad, if not worse, than Anchorite.

Is that clear enough seeing as you are struggling with this today?

And for the record, arsehole- I don't give a fuck about 9/11 TB's-either way- and I will go and find you an example of paranoid horseshit.

Topic= Consider this. Content= paranoid horseshit.

On the one hand, you say seeing my post on 9/11 "makes your blood boil", and now you tell me you don't give a fuck. You really are stupid.

And ZFisk hasn't posted on politics in 2 years. Dwell much? Why do I have to hate him when he's not even here, and hasn't said anything in TWO YEARS? Because you and DocSpaz don't like him?

You really are stupid.

I said you posting repeated paranoid crap on 9/11 makes my blood boil. The topic itself is not one I give a fuck about.

See the difference? or are you too stupid to make this distinction.

And no, I don't like Zfisk. I do like to nostalgically look back at some of the great troll wars from the past.

Anyway, how come your not hiding in shame after your classless and embarrasing recent performance? Loser.

Why don't you try actualy addressing some of the points raised in my reply to you? You say I want to prohibit you from posting. I point out that that is crap. You ignore it.

You then say that I slammed you for extolling zfisk. I correct you again. You ignore what I wrote and post some incoherent diatribe,

and so on.

Is this how you press your argument- by ignoring all counter arguments and moving on without answering? Ever considered a career in politics?

Go fetch me a quote from Gridbug that shows a "ridculous fucking rant". And while you're rummaging around, fetch me a quote where I gave a "salivating response" having someone who agreed with me. Because your word, quite frankly, doesn't mean much.

Feel free to indulge your nostalgia of antiquated Talkbacks. But if you feel the need to drag me into the shit, don't expect to come out clean.

And it's the TB with your civilised adult discussion that your so proud of.

Care to answer any of the other points raised- or are you either too stupid to or unable to defend yourself?

I have to go into a meeting now, but I'll gladly read any apology for a response that you put up.

I joined up on AICN in that TB. What I know about ZFisk is what he said in it, and although I'm a fan of his Photoshopping satires on his blog, I didn't visit any other links. That's his business, and apparently yours and DocSpaz's.

If everyone wants to burn effigies of Zfisk, that's fine by me. Just don't drag me into it - it's fucking dull as shit. And to dwell on the guy years after the fact is just sad. I know my revelation as BBCB came as a suprise to you, but I didn't think it would be. You always knew it. But DocSpaz has been nursing some deep wounds and he can't find closure. I'm sure as hell not going to give it to him. Let him rot while the rest of AICN has some fun.

Midnight Meat Train.

It's weird to be at a theater sitting in the dark, and you see like a dozen LCD screen lit up with people doing god-knows-what when the trailers are on, and then checking again periodically throughout the feature.

And speaking of chocolate, Midnight Meat Train will surely be this year's Blood and Chocolate, what with it's laughable title that drew an uproar of cackles from our Rambo crowd.

I've been on AICN just long enough to have become "acquainted" with some truly fascinating posters and/or Trolls. Even still, there are those who have been here longer (and with longer memories) who could tell you a thing or two about some other infamous characters and their nefarious ways.

But the problem you seem to have is that of being mentioned in the same breath as zfisk. Otherwise, I'm not sure why you went to such great lengths to deny your former self. But one might say that it's the risk you take when you, as brokebackcowboy, make him your sort of "comrade in arms". And if the boys want to wax nostalgic about zfisk, let them. But you've got to realize that it's only a matter of time before brokebackcowboy is mentioned. I don't think they're likely to forget and nor should they.

Anyways...

I love me some flame wars.

I don't like the fact that work can get me all the time- I'd go mad with a blackberry.

Although Coco has mellowed as a troll.

My current pet hate troll is MOM- but he got banned (YES!!!)

Certainly you're taking things in stride a lot more than DocSpaz. You even look upon the whole thing with humor. I'd say that's a healthier way of approaching TBs than the ever-overwrought Spazuzu does.

"We had a choice of steak or fish" "Yes, I remember, I had the lasagna"

"We have clearance, Clarence" "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

"Captain, how soon can we land" "I can't tell" "You can tell me, I'm a doctor"

"We have to get this woman to a hospital" "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with doctors and sick people, but that's not important right now"

I wish I had seen the stuff with Fettastic, Mercier, and the Facer (?). From what I've gathered, that was truly the stuff of legend.

I've definitely been in a few Flame Wars - Ringwearer9, zfisk/homewrecker, BSB/BBCB, AnimalStructure, Elvis Cole Lives, etc. My best performance was probably against Jar Jar 4 Prez and the dozen or so screennames he created everytime he got another one banned. That guy was an full-on asshole.

Hell, I just remembered that I even had a cordial discussion with Gabriel Gray...and lived to talk about it!

Cocolopez is the least talented musician ever to post on AICN. That was a great week.

Does Team America count as a spoof?

I'll have to make a note to fire up the replign tonight. :^)

Cocolopez was having a go at the Doc about something or other.

Then it escalated, and I accused him of working in McDonalds. It all got out of hand very fast and stretched the ROTS TB To the limit.

He made the dismal mistake of posting a link to his "music".

and my god....

He also made out that he was a 29 year old millionaire living with a bisexual supermodel, driving a ferrari, and a whole manner of other rubbish. It was insane.

Kirk laid the funny down in a major way- the main participants were me, DocP, BanthafodderUK and Cocolopez, but as far as I remember almost everybody got involved. It was a ROTS TB.

The rest of them were fucking awful.

Remove spaces: http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/20077

For the same reasons you hate this movie, you're all kissing the backside of The Family Guy.

Listening to you take what you would have us believe is the moral high ground, admonishing us for talking about zfisk every now and then, is just another example of the truly nauseating "new" you which we have been subjected to over the past year or so. You would attack and mock anchorite all the time despite his absence in talkbacks, but jumped all over us when we would bring up zfisk, telling us how we sucked for attacking someone who wasn't there to defend himself. Your sanctimonious, indignant posturing is truly vile. This is fucking AICN talkback, you dope - attacking, arguing, bitching and reminiscing about flame wars is, along with movie discussions, the very lifeblood of this forum. If you can't take the heat, then get the fuck out.

It's hilarious to hear you say that you weren't banned for anti-Semitic rants, yet when you returned, all spiffy and D-Duked, you had also reinvented yourself and toned down your usual rhetoric. If you truly had humiliated me in this 9-11 talkback you keep talking about, why was it you who "changed"?

Bottom line: you backed a complete scumbag psycho, and being reminded of it now enrages you because it doesn't fit well with your new image.

Also, you'll gladly extol the virtues of the photoshop bits on zfisk's blog, but then say that the links he posts on the very same blog are irrelevant to how you view him. I'm quite sure they make you admire him even more, and if you had even an ounce of intellectual courage you'd admit it.

By the way, now that you've come clean about your brokedickedness, I feel compelled to tell you how hideously unfunny your all-caps headline spam posts are. Their lack of humor would be bad enough, but they also effectively kill every interesting discussion in the talkbacks you vomit them forth upon.

family guy now is nothing but a bunch of discombobulated non sequiturs. "did i ever tell you about the time i wrote a TB?" cut to peter making a half-assed joke about the USA leaving Vietnam in 1973.

cue the manatees

All you can do is hysterically scream in moronic capital letters that I'm censoring/ misrepresenting/ or otherwise doing you wrong. Oh, and I'm stupid.

There are 2 very funny things that you have made apparent to me though:

1) You're a hypocrite- In your "TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET BEING A TOILET" post at Jan 28th, 2008 08:51:55 AM- you say that I am a "foul-mouthed moron". Yet amusingly, I remember your vile "goy guy" anal sex postings as Brokeback. Not to mention the plethora of unfunny CAPS LOCK lewd sex gags that you spam every TB with. Furthermore, hilariously, you express admiration for the content of zfisk's lunatic bog but state that the links are his business. That is palpably untrue- if he displays links then he wants them to be followed- if links were only for the creator then why would any website in the world use them? You can't pick and choose to suit yourself- especially when dealing with an extremist like zfisk.

2)You are not actually that smart. If you were, then you would be able to reason and respond to any of the points that I made. Instead, you prefer to lambast me as a foul mouthed cretin.

And before you get all sensitive and prissy about this, your version of events is deeply, deeply flawed. You are attempting to rewrite history- but luckily for you (in comparison to Anchorite- who you flay alive for his prefious posts) there has been a purge of your previous record. That does not mean that it didn’t happen. You are not, and nor were you ever a victim.

I don't expect a response to this, and rest assured if it goes unanswered I'll let it go.

See you in another TB.

we may have to repeat the milf one. That's a topic that never egts old.

I don't want to give you the impression I give a shit, so I'll try to keep this short. I know nothing - nor care to - about your previous conflicts with Zfisk prior to that TB, but I do know you got your ass handed to you royally. And glad he documented it. Because your repetitive "I own you, now shut up" lines were so incredibly lame.

As for toning down my rhetoric, sure I did. But you think I did it for you? You're a legend in your own mind, Spaz. I did it not to piss off Harry, because being banned once is enough. But if you think I ever changed my core positions and beliefs, you should try and find a quote that shows that. Good luck rummaging in the closet. As for my beef with Anchorite, he's here. He posts consistently; I wasn't chasing a ghost like you are. He always had the opportunity to trounce me back. He never disappeared like Zfisk. Where's the correlation?

And seriously are you explaining AICN to me? Who do you think you are? You put yourself in some kind of self-appointed Talkback moderator position like you own the place. Unless you're buying the site from Harry, kindly step off your pedestal. Like anyone couldn't "take the heat"? From you? You're a lightweight, Spaz.

Read up on what I said to MNG about backing Zfisk. He's your enemy and not mine. Apparently it makes you ill to think someone doesn't necessarily hate those you do. That's your problem, I got other concerns.

And too bad my spam posts irritate you; please file a complaint with someone who cares. I don't have anything to say about yours because I don't read them. They're unoriginal, humorless, sleep-inducing, and as repetitive as a scratched CD.

Oh look, a Talkback about the Hobbit. And there's DocSpaz bringing up Ringwearer9. What a shocker. Keep making your observations of other Talkbackers, maybe you'll have something to harp on 10 years from now. Loser.

Arcadian, I think one reason why Family Guy gets a pass (or, at least, is not as reviled as this crap) is their references tend to be more established. That is, they go for pop culture references that are several years old. Maybe that's changed (I don't watch it as much as I used to). But even some of the contemporary reference jokes can be funny. Who didn't laugh at Kevin Federline asking his reflection if he can be a bigger douche?

One-liner that you will not hear this summer: "Hey honey, would you like to go out tonight and, I dunno, have dinner and see Midnight Meat Train?"

You pussied out and then try to make it look like you didn't? I told you to fetch me those quotes and you couldn't even do that. Because you know you were mischaracterizing me and Gridbug. As for Zfisk, I'll spell it out for you.

I don't hate the guy. He did nothing to me. I don't give a shit what links he posted 2 years ago, and whether or not I agree with them, I am not obligated to tell you. Why? Because I don't care enough about you to give you that opinion. And I give less of a shit what you and DocSpazuzu think of him. It's ancient history to me, but to you two girls it's gossip time at the salon.

Feel free to reply, sport. Obviously you have a hard time letting anything go.

It's all on DocSpaz and his idiot pup Jarv thinking they can berate me for not hating on Zfisk, or trying to drop a "gotcha" on me because I confirmed my BBCB alter-ego. Hey, I never told anyone not to hate Zfisk. They can hate all they want. The guy was not the most appealing person in the world, and like I said, he didn't even back me up.

And don't worry about flame wars - it improves my typing skills. I'll try to keep them at the tail-end of the TBs though, if DocSpaz and Lost Idiot can see fit to keeping their mouths shut long enough.

I'm kidding, of course. Everyone in the crowd laughed at the title. Worse than when people laughed at the trailer for Blood and Chocolate. It was hilarious. Was that really the title of Cliver Barker's book?

Hey kloipy, didja hear it's getting expensive to ride the Midnight Meat Train? It costs a lot...

(How much does it cost?)

It's an arm and a leg! ka-ching (cue tomatoes being thrown)

get it?

I've seen the poster, by the way, and it's just a photo of a gerbil with a blindfold on, with a black background.

http://tinyurl.com/2po6bf

http://tinyurl.com/34tcv4

"Oh that's wonderful, sweetheart! I'm so happy for YOU!"

Mother and daughter then hug in the kitchen, like a douche commercial.

But thanks for posting them Spaz. It shows you at your sanctimonious best. Nothing like talking around someone than talking to them when they're in your face. Guess you haven't changed a bit in 2 years. Or the 7 you've been here.

To the poster way above who has the hots for Carmen Electra. Dude, find a photo or two of Dennis Rodman and then tell us if you honestly want to go where he has been.

Even the cowardly missionary guy from Rambo, Michael Burnett, would kick Spartans asses.

"That's great, honey! Maybe tonight we can watch it after dinner with Grandma and Aunt Ethel!"

"God bless us, every one!"

Good one kloipy with the 'spoon.'

Midnight Meat Train. All aboard...for Torture Porn.

While we're on the subject of how chronically disingenuous you are, when have I ever alluded to believing that you've somehow changed your politics? As you well know, but are choosing to ignore for current reasons of convenience, I've ALWAYS treated you as though your politics have never changed. Don't pretend to confuse that with the accusations that you went through a cosmetic whitewash in order to rehabilitate your odious reputation.

The very first time we ever had an exchange, I was very polite and tried to have a reasoned debate with you. You chose to respond with profanity, sexual insults and ethnic innuendo. Needless to say, you set the tone for everything that's followed, which makes your fake-ass indignation at the profanity heaped on you by others so disgusting. In fact, it's almost as revolting as the times you've attempted to dry-hump my leg over the past couple of years. You may think you got a break for hating Animalstructure and other right-wing extremists, son, but since you have yet to meet a left-wing extremist you didn't like, it doesn't mean shit to me.

I'm so glad you're revitalizing your earlier persona. Now people can truly see what a complete swine you really are and always have been.

Clive Barker's "Snowblower." This winter, the forecast is cloudy with a chance of scattered limbs

You guys are great.

Now, I think it's a perfectly fine short story title, but when you have "In a World...In a Time...In a Land..." Movie Trailer Voiceover Guy saying "Midnight...Meat Trainnnn", there's just something in the delivery not right. Still, interesting title. Maybe they should just put the title up at the end with no voiceover.

Damn, there were a lot of people doing Capslock in that one ...

Good night, Terry. Thanks for being peacemaker.

such a sense of

I'm started using them

probably.
and suchlike

feel me.

like this

or like this

A Virgin by Terry Malloy

Said the virgin while making the love,

To his girl that was bouncing above,

"I don't want you to stop,

This feels great on my cock,

But should not it be wearing a glove?"

Not my best work.

Just when they're addressed at one talkbacker in particular they seem to throw fuel into the fire.

It's not really your fault that you started the outbreak today, but I did enjoy the monkey comment. Funny stuff.

And may God have no mercy on Meet the Spartans!(see what I did there? I brought it back around. Brought it. Back. Around.)

To make you happy, seeing as you are so hung up on this one point:

http://www.aintitcool.com/t alkback_display/35346#comment_ 1858570

Gridbug at Jan 22nd, 2008 02:44:43 PM.

“There are only so many conclusions we can gather from this. Either (1) "the terrorists", in the most fortuitous incident of coincidental timing ever, managed to pull off a well synchronized multiple strike that, in defiance of all practical logic, not only mirrored planned and current simulation exercises conducted by the US military, but executed their attack at the exact same time these simulations were being carried out, or (2) there was some level of collusion between agents within our government and/or military and certain extremist factions with an agenda. Either way, the odds of all this playing out in a perfectly parallel fashion are off the chart.”

This is paranoid nonsense of the highest order, and the fact that you, gridbug and your despicable ilk continue to assume that their is some collusion between government and Al Qaeda in denial of all evidence to the contrary (including as I pointed out- Cheney’s well established incompetence), is frankly ludicrous.

And the next post: Brokebackcowboy- “Hey I support your stance man. You'll get flamed for sure by the wingnuts, but hang in there.”-

next up, from this TB- "You pussied out and then try to make it look like you didn't? I told you to fetch me those quotes and you couldn't even do that. Because you know you were mischaracterizing me and Gridbug". Erm no, I didn't I told you where the paranoid post was, I told you what TB it was in, but I couldn't be arsed to go and actually get it. This is not "Pussying out". "Pussying out," to quoth a genius, is to not present anything whatsoever, this is not what I did.

Is that enough cutting and pasting for you?

On Zfisk- I (can't believe I'm repeating this, in fact, seeing as you love cutting and pasting so much...."You then say that I slammed you for extolling zfisk. I correct you again. You ignore what I wrote and post some incoherent diatribe, ")

Now, you call me Pazuzu's idiot pup. If I'm Pazuzu's idiot pup then you're, obviously, zfisk's useless mongoloid cousin that the family keeps in the attic and feeds nothing but fish heads and anti-semitism.

The fact that you persist in trying to make yourself a persecuted victim and keep sucking up to previous enemies such as MNG is a sad indictment of both your true personality and your new respectable facade.

Show some fucking balls and answer the points actually made rather than screaming that I'm an idiot, bullying you, unable to cut and paste, needlessly profane, etc (ad nauseaum).

Or at least post some defence to your nauseatingly classless behaviour in the Ledger obit.

However, to be honest I don't expect you to do either.

Apologies all,

2) Yes, indeed I am "zfisk's useless mongoloid cousin that the family keeps in the attic and feeds nothing but fish heads and anti-semitism."

I like fish heads with tartar sauce. Tasty. And my favorite dish is Anti-semitism With Sweet and Sour Sauce and Fried Rice.

3) MNG and I somehow became cordial, though not as buttfuck friendly as I prefer, through the last 2 years. Obviously it's reciprocal. Would you prefer I flame him for no reason, to escape your 'indictment'?

4) As for my nauseatingly classless behavior in the Ledger TB, I don't have to post a defense to you. Simply put, I don't owe you one.

That's all you get from me today, out of respect for Terry's point.

that first effort was incoherent. Sorry.

"What I meant is- you should at least acknowledge bad behaviour IN AN OBIT (I'm in typo hell today)and not repeat it.

"Circle jerk on the Lexington express.. meet at 34th St. 2PM -- cum on someone only w/ permision."

(And no, I've never participated in one. Thank you for asking.)

Curses.

Directed by Len Wiseman. Rated PG-13.

Has anyone done the Journey lyrics yet?

Good one, travis!

She took the midnight train to the abbatoir,

Just a mutant boy, born and raised in West virginia,

He took the midnight train to the abbatoir,

A singer on a corpse built stage

A smell of gore and cheap entrails

For a smile they can share the night

The Pain goes on and on and on and on

Corpses waiting, stacked up and down the station

Their bodies rotting in the night

Shadow people, living just to eat brains,

Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,

Everybody wants a thrill

Payin anything to eat some brains,

Just one more time

Some will win, some will lose

Some were born to eat some brains

Oh, the hunger never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

(chorus)

Dont stop chompin' Hold on to your napkin Streetlight people

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That is surprisingly easy, actually. Probably because they suck and do literal as fuck lyrics

Travis, as for the train going in 'reverse,' I try not to think about it!

But SATC has no place here anyway.

And Jarv is absolutely right, SATC has no place even remotely close to this site. And the power of Bears just needed to be shared. And the excellence of Warwick...and who doesn't love a good MILF discussion? All valid threads in my humble opinion.

I think I need to start drinking at work.

SJP has a face like a blind carpenter's thumb.

The ginger one looks dreadful

Charlotte is still probably the best looking,

Kim Cattrall is a heinous saggy old boot.

Out of all of them the only one that is worth a shagging is KC as she has contributed to some damn fine genre movies.

And even then only for nostalgia's sake.

I wouldn't share a beer with brokedick or zfisk in real life any more than I'd share a beer with Animalstructure or anyone who supports him in real life. There's politics, and then there's extremism.

Abom, Michelle Monaghan will be a bit late over your place today. I've given her a "mission very easily possible" to pleasure me at work while I crunch numbers. She has accepted, and is willing to put in a little overtime. She says she left the werewolf mask at your place, so double check.

I started the remakes.

I'm so ashamed.

Just as well I didn't go with the sexist one I was going to go with originally.

I was originally going to post the one about the woman and the fridge, and then Little johnny's christmas present, but I was reminded of the frog one and that's my favourite.

Little Johnny is a right little fucker.

A- They both drip when they're fucked

Kloipy, are you eatin' a nutrigrain? I'm scarfin' a Payday.

Gotta cut out kids, thanks for the fun. Nice starting and ending the day with kloipy, making fun of dumb shit (well, Warwick isn't dumb--just fun, 'cause he's like, short).

Shame on you BBC for putting Warwick in reality tv drivel. And shame on you warwick for doing it.

And don't tell me it was for charidee.

Fuck you, Children in Need, you will NEVER FUCKING EVER receive a penny of mine because of this.

Oh, and no worries. When the Apocalypse comes, Warwick will rule over all. Him and the talking bears of course.

I fucking let off fireworks. But who am I going to beat up in the TB now- I'm feeling some hatred for Nodiggity and those 2 assholes that disrespected the god that is John Carpenter in the other TB.

I would shoot Pudsley (their crappy 1 eyed cunt of a bear mascot) in his good eye and then laugh as his brains dripped out on to the carpet.

A true fucking disgrace to bearkind. I can't believe I forgot the cunt in the mighty Bear TB.

The only Children in Need that a bear should give a fuck about are those that "need" to be breakfast.

He's worse than Paddington- and that's saying something.

This makes me sound like a bit of a twat. But honestly, it pisses me off no end.

A true fucking disgrace to bearkind. I can't believe I forgot the cunt in the mighty Bear TB.

The only Children in Need that a bear should give a fuck about are those that "need" to be breakfast.

He's worse than Paddington- and that's saying something.

This makes me sound like a bit of a twat. But honestly, it pisses me off no end.

The solution is easy to the Children in Need: feed them to the Bates. And we'll have 2for2true come and stab Pudsley in the mouth with his #2 pencil.

Really off to lunch now

The bottom line is that they both need to be eliminated via FLAMING LEG KICKS.

And I'm writing in Dick Van Dyke Cockernee. Which makes me ashamed.

List all of the shitty bears, their crimes against bearity, and suitabe punishments for them.

It can't be worse than homewrecker returns.

For not really being bears and stealing the name

2. You will never wear any article of clothing which is unbecoming of a bear.

3. Human flesh is required 3 days out of the week. The rest of the week may be devoted to forest animals.

And so on....

Instant.

Buffet.

Heh, the idea of a HIV infected pooh bear laying waste to Disney's legacy is fucking hysterical

What a shame.

I wish that this remake grabage would stop.

Oh bother.

Now let's play "find the honey" in my pants.

Get out of my garden!

Go fuck yourself.

Trivia: in the recent Pooh movies, Eeyore is voiced by none other than PETER FUCKING CULLEN

Get out of my pouch, you pervert

"Wow, you came to life! Now suck my dick."

I did get that from Wikipedia so I wouldn't bet on it.

Did you see that dickhead the other day (and Mori)that said Hellraiser is TP. I was fuming.

You know there's a cyber bear in The Dark Tower books. Except it dies.

And in Spaced Simon Pegg's character was trying to sell his comic book called "The Bear". Which was sort of like the hulk. Except it was a kid that turned into a bear.

What did Eeyore say when Owl wished him a happy birthday?

Doesn't matter, you fucking bird.

"Fuck you, and fuck him."

"It's my heffalump. Now bend over, silly bear."

"See, little people can DO big things."

IN fact, I've got to give a presentation soon, and I'm going to throw "Don't be paddington into it".

Course you'll just have to take my word for it.

Nah fuck it those were lame.

Christ, laugh? I couldn't bear it.

FvJ squandered the bird from Ginger Snaps, but it did have one redeeming feature: the skip to a death scene on the DVD. I could watch Kelly Rowland get hit in the head by a machete for hours.

You know the first people to try to ban smoking were the nazis.

C'mon, suck it up. Don't be a bunch of Paddingtons!