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Harry adopted one of the Sisters Kane at Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors in Austin!

First. Yes, First. EAT IT LOSERS! by NoDiggity	Jan 26th, 2008 07:48:32 PM
First
this ought to be a good TB by thebearovingian	Jan 26th, 2008 07:49:35 PM
commence with the pleasantries.
She's pretty fucking hot Harry! by EvilGeek1	Jan 26th, 2008 07:50:51 PM
Fair play to ya!
I want one! by buffywrestling	Jan 26th, 2008 08:03:52 PM
Creepy dead doll eyes...
Harry - You Are Damn Strange, Dude. by Read and Shut Up	Jan 26th, 2008 08:05:18 PM
And get some sun, would you? You look like one of those see-through Aurora "The Human Anatomy" dolls.
Sweet Jesus, I can't wait to see this TB in a day... by Shabbadoo	Jan 26th, 2008 08:14:58 PM
This is going to inspire some of the funniest shit I'll likely ever get a chance to read on the interwebs. And what's with the wheel chair, orange? Didn't know you were a Crip'.
Hey Harry by haggardatbest	Jan 26th, 2008 08:17:10 PM
Can...can I have that doll?
Goth conventions make Trekkies look normal by skywalkerfamily	Jan 26th, 2008 08:22:31 PM
Thanks, goths!
Dude by Tal111	Jan 26th, 2008 08:28:30 PM
you look like a red Weeble.
Thanks a lot by Shaw	Jan 26th, 2008 08:28:53 PM
I used to be able to say with a straight face that "just because i frequent aint it cool news doesn't necessarily mean I'm a weirdo." So much for that argument.
Gwildor lives!!!!! by Shaw	Jan 26th, 2008 08:34:39 PM
Don't let Skeletor get the Cosmic Key Gwildor!!!!! For Eternia's sake!!!!
I'm wigging out!! by Vek	Jan 26th, 2008 08:40:03 PM
Did I just read that? My mind is coming apart.
Looks like some Tim Burton rip off thing. by skywalkerfamily	Jan 26th, 2008 08:48:16 PM
Better luck next time Burton.
You look smaller Harry by Orionsangels	Jan 26th, 2008 08:52:33 PM
Good for you!
WTF? by leobloom	Jan 26th, 2008 08:54:11 PM
Cool news? Movies? Huh?
The Direct to DVD shelf is gonna get crowded by skywalkerfamily	Jan 26th, 2008 08:55:45 PM
next year right next to Fanboys.
Fangorias Weekend of Horrors.. by nolan bautista	Jan 26th, 2008 08:55:50 PM
..see Gardulla the Hutt adopt an outlander doll..
And that's why you should never post when high by chrth	Jan 26th, 2008 08:59:58 PM
Christian Brando talkback?
Oh and There Will Be Blood... by leobloom	Jan 26th, 2008 09:01:09 PM
is a huge disappointment after reading Harry's glowing review. Comparing it to Citizen Kane? Please. Kane never bored me, something that happened all too frequently in TWBB. No Country is best pic of the year, hands down.
I adopted a pound puppy once by Shaw	Jan 26th, 2008 09:30:23 PM
Of course I was seven at the time
I had a cabbage patch doll once. by skywalkerfamily	Jan 26th, 2008 09:36:22 PM
I can't remember its name.
Christian Brando Dead at 49 by Orionsangels	Jan 26th, 2008 09:36:48 PM
What's going on? Everyones dropping like flies lately
Yobo by HEADGEEK	Jan 26th, 2008 10:39:11 PM
Actually - I'm in a wheelchair due to complications that arose from an injury suffered 12 years ago due to a lower back impact that left me paralyzed for 6 months. 3 years ago I broke my leg and re-injured the back. Thankfully there was no reoccurrence of paralysis, but the nerves are pinched. However - the process I'm going under later this year should alleviate some of the back issues - allowing me to walk again. Thanks for your kind comments and basic decent levels of humanity through the chaos that is Talkback. It means alot.
I recently adopted ... by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jan 26th, 2008 10:39:20 PM
... a surly attitude. Fuckers.
We goof around, but we love you Harry! by Orionsangels	Jan 26th, 2008 10:42:51 PM
HUG
HEADGEEK by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jan 26th, 2008 10:43:23 PM
Here's wishing you the best of luck with your process, and an eventual full recovery! OK OK, /kissass
ohh..i kid Harry.. by nolan bautista	Jan 26th, 2008 11:57:55 PM
..by the way, hows the rest of the Hutts?
Christian Brando killed his sister's boyfriend by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 27th, 2008 12:54:46 AM
And today he is dead. Justice?
Yobo by Zadrock	Jan 27th, 2008 02:06:33 AM
You're the man. I mean, making fun of people in wheelchairs who you don't know. Awesome. I bet that you are the king of your junior high. I can't wait to see what kind of hilarious posts we can expect from you in the future. I mean, you just cornered the wheelchair market and the fat market all in one post. You sir, are a comedic superstar. The way that you take an issue that's obviously not funny and try to turn it around and make fun of it. Gold! If only you could direct some of your anger towards your own life and maybe ask yourself why you have to put down strangers to feel better about yourself than maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't be the kid who everyone picks on. But I'm sure that it's just easier to think of really bad, easy, tasteless jokes at some one else's expense. It's not Harry's fault that this is what you do with your weekend.
yobo by Zadrock	Jan 27th, 2008 02:11:01 AM
just read your somewhat of an apology after I posted. Good for you sir. It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I was wrong to post so quickly in attacking you.
by IndustryKiller!	Jan 27th, 2008 03:57:26 AM

Seriously Yobo by IndustryKiller!	Jan 27th, 2008 03:59:15 AM
I'm not Harry's biggest fan or anything, but at least when I criticize him it's on his reviews. You sound like an incredible douche bag, despite the paper thin non-retort.
Harry by MC-909	Jan 27th, 2008 05:48:04 AM
Did you already have your surgery? You look like you've lost quite a bit of weight.
Shaw by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jan 27th, 2008 06:36:56 AM
that Gwildor shit made me spray beer over my monitor.
oh yeah and Yobo FUCK OFF by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jan 27th, 2008 06:37:45 AM
douche.
I mean it's one thing too laugh at harry's by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jan 27th, 2008 06:40:32 AM
Gwildor-like appearance, but dude you don't know of human decency.
definately looking thinner harold... by billyhitchcock	Jan 27th, 2008 06:54:45 AM
...keep it up :-)
Probably. by buffywrestling	Jan 27th, 2008 08:56:34 AM
Way to take the fun out of a TB where Harry has a pic of himself with a doll, yobo..
Yeah. by MC-909	Jan 27th, 2008 11:45:32 AM
Fuck you, Yobo.
People, people... please... by Dr. Butthole	Jan 27th, 2008 01:33:12 PM
Sure, Harry is a big guy. Sure, he has red hair and a huge red beard. Those are EASY things to make fun of. But come on, guys. Buffy brings up a great point: Harry posted a picture of himself with a DOLL! Now I'm sure we all have some physical traits we're not proud of and it sounds like Harold is working on what he wants to change, so I say, kudos to him. But, for the love of Pete, he put up a picture of himself WITH A DOLL! He's a grown man! Who bought a doll! Not an "action figure," but a DAMNED DOLL!! NOW... let us make fun.
Nope; it's ruined now. by buffywrestling	Jan 27th, 2008 02:19:45 PM
Besides the fact that Harry probably just posted the pic because he wanted people to have a little fun after those atrocious Heath Ledger talkbacks, we've already covered pound puppies, cabbage patch kids and goth conventions. Not much else to talk about, really. Now I mean, if he posted a picture of actually playing with the doll....Hold on, I didn't see that last picture. Oh jesus.
Is Harry going through his 15-year-old-goth-girl phase? by Knuckleduster	Jan 27th, 2008 02:53:34 PM
Because I am.
who is Christy Kane anyway? by down75	Jan 27th, 2008 03:42:43 PM
Sounds very much like IMezco's Living Dead Doll line. Creepy, gothic dolls with little bits of poetry informing us of their demise. After looking at her site however seems most of these dolls arnt dead and they far exceed the average 20 dollar price tag of a Living Dead Doll. $850 bucks for a rag doll diorama thing of a tornado in doll land, think Ill pass.
do you enter Fight Clubs Harry? by Prossor	Jan 27th, 2008 03:54:56 PM
all those injuries sjeesh
The convention was boring by thegreatwhatzit	Jan 27th, 2008 05:40:53 PM
Really, the Fango cons are tea parties (cash cows for the more popular guests [charging for autrographs], a trivia contest for attendants trying to determine who are the has-beens and the anonymous skankos).
Dude. by buffywrestling	Jan 27th, 2008 05:41:03 PM
I was only kidding about you ruining the talkback - you don't have that kind of power. Get over.
See? by buffywrestling	Jan 27th, 2008 06:36:59 PM
No power.
Don't be upset, yobo. by buffywrestling	Jan 27th, 2008 09:15:45 PM
You might snap your mom's keyboard and then she won't give you any cranberry juice in your favorite SpongeBob sippy cup..
Weak. by Shabbadoo	Jan 27th, 2008 10:21:12 PM
This TB hasn't been even slightly hilarious. Kinda' wish I wouldn't have brought up the wheel chair thing. All that seemed to accomplish was to raise the ire of some evil fat people-hating dude. Anyway, hey Orange, how 'bout a picture of the doll massaging that demon's head from the front side?
Harry Forgive Yobo. by mojoman69	Jan 29th, 2008 05:01:22 PM
A steady diet of Homeless Person semen and smegma has made him cranky!

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