And that's all for the gratuitous, arrogant, nerdy name-dropping.

Or is it going to be more touchy-feely sad-sack lip-pouting chick-flick.

I have to laugh at the breathtaking nearly pornographic homoerotic imagery of your attacks on me, all that shit about me staying up til 3:00 am clutching my sweating chest...

Really, somebody says "I was in an Alan Parker film and I was born in May 1972" and then accuses anybody who looks it up to be a stalker?

Don't make such claims unless you're willing to back 'em up. And I have to be the only "stalker" in history who knows absolutely nothing about their "victim", while at the same time since I've been completely open on these threads you could know nearly everything about me!

I've already apologised for sharing this with BSB on the TB's, but that's not good enough to satisfy your stalker fantasy...

I suggest you go out and hire some nice young man who could use the money...

I'm no jingoist but I do get tired of Americans constantly being accused of being stupid. Spend some time in some other countries and you'll find that most people are stupid, no matter where they happen to live. If America is so dumb, you all take a stab at inventing everything for a change.

If everything we do is so beneath the rest of the world, I wonder why motion pictures are the US's second biggest export.

Call it Bond or 007 or Jim Bond or just Jim or JB but not Quibble Ribble Bibble!

He says now that he never gave any such clue, well, as I DON"T cache his old posts it took me a while to dig this up...

http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/32616#comment_150 5154

... and because I don't watch Veronica Mars I missed this one entirely

http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/32948#comment_155 9840

where he's claiming to be Dana Carvey? Or was that a joke? Nope scroll down further he insists he was in it.

Oh check out Alonzo Mosley's posts too! What's he doing? Checking out anchorite's story at IMDB just like I did! He found a different name but he wasn't given a birthday...

Funny, anchorite didn't call Alonzo a creepy cyber-stalker... hmmm I guess you have to make nice with BSB to earn that!

Because I'm not a stalker I can't find the post where he said his 34th birthday was in the first week or so of May 2007, but this is enough to show that this CREEP, this FREAK, is a liar.

And I wouldn't give a shit, but he's lying about ME.

Quantum...an amount. In physics, a very small amount.

solace...safety, comfort

So Bond has little comfort for whatever reason. Probably meaning that he'll kill everyone involved with Vesper's death but it gives him little comfort.

No, it's not a good title for a movie but that's what it means.

They should rename the next movie to "Kurt Russell".

By the way, contrary to Prof Ikamono & BSB's... by anchorite Jan 24th, 2008 10:05:53 AM assertions, I NEVER gave my birthday or any other "clues" about my identity on here. I never mentioned specific places (other than states or cities I have lived in) or anything else that would identify me. I don't want anyone on AICN knowing who I am. That's the bloody point of posting with a username that's not my own!

I was in Road to Wellville with Anthony Hopkins... by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007 10:01:21 AM playing Kellogg. It was a lot of fun to work with him, but the movie was gawd-awful. Isn't that the way it usually ends up? The more fun you have making a movie, the worse it seems to be. Oh, well.

We all know it will be Jon Turtletaub... by anchorite May 11th, 2007 06:44:46 PM or if we're good boys and girls, KAOS, or perhaps Pitof. We should be so lucky. I personally vote for Alan Parker. Anyone who can work with Madonna and still have a career ought to be given a chance. Plus, he cast and directed me in a movie. He's a good guy.

Alonzo, that was hilarious! Bugsy Malone??? by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007 01:01:25 PM I haven't thought of that movie in ages. Wasn't Jodie Foster in that? I seem to remember someone with a Tommy gun shooting eggs. Is that right?

By the way, I wasn't an extra in the movie. I actually was a featured cast member. I even ended up in the commercials and some of the print ads. Honestly, I'm not proud of it. It was a terrible movie. Anthony Hopkins was amazingly cool to work with. Consummate professional. John Cusack? Not so much.

I have a lot to be ashamed of. I'm also not proud of those episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger I did. Or Under Siege, for that matter. My god, no wonder I got out of the acting business. One thing I AM proud of - I was cast in Ali as a sports reporter that interviews Ali.

I turned it down because I had heard that the shoot was already all sorts of screwed up with mismanaged production schedules and that there was even a chance of the film being yanked by the studio because it seemed to be spiraling out of control.

Michael Mann was putting his own money into it to keep the shoot going. So I said no thanks and told them about a friend of mine who was all too happy to be in the movie and would have been great.

He didn't get that part, but ended up as an extra in the movie. He would call me up just to bitch at me about how horrible the shoot was going. They were apparently completely uncoordinated and disorganized, and it was a helluva mess for everyone involved. And I don't recall ever seeing the scene I was supposed to be in ending up in the final cut of the film. So I count myself lucky for passing on that one.

Enterprise wasn't worth a nickel... by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007 01:04:42 PM I worked at Paramount then and I can tell you how disappointed everyone was who worked on that show, especially the ones who had worked on previous Star Trek shows. It started off as a great idea but it never came together quite right, and most everyone knew it at the time. We were surprised Paramount milked it for as long as they did. We all knew UPN was a sinking ship - all they had was Star Trek and wrestling. Sound familiar?

Gold Quantum

Die Another Solace

Dr. Solace

From A Quantum View To A Solace Kill

Quantum Diamonds For Solace Who Loved Me

From Quantum You Only Solace Twice

At least Bond travels the globe, chugs vodka, bangs chicks and caps fools and has fun doing it.

Now if your argument is that Bourne is more realistic than Bond then you should be euthanised.

I challenge anyone to find a common actor in Wellville, Walker and Under Siege... I think it's pretty clear our boy's a bit of a flake.

I'd love to stay and chat about the Bond title - Here's one for our newest dickwad troll - The Spy Who Gloved Me.

But I have class tomorrow and must prepare my lecture notes...

this is hilarious, and crazy. personally, I don't like the perception of inherent anonymity that seems to come with the internet. as long as nothing illegal goes down, I think people following breadcrumbs to find your identity is fair game. if you don't want it known, don't talk about your real life. if you want to lie and be someone else, hey, great, that's what the internet is for. but don't be specific enough that people can call you on your lies, or at least don't get upset when they do.

anchorite has spent years on AICN cultivating his persona. he loves the attention he gets from posting angry rants that no one will agree with. why else would a conservative post SO OFTEN on AICN? he needs the attention.

if that begins to unravel because of some spurious claims about various acting gigs, it will be a shame. but don't be surprised if he disappears, and a new talkbacker shows up ranting about liberals...

Quantum of Solace...

I kind of like it, even if it does sound like a bad Japanese video game.

A Rosy Acne Oil

Cool Rainy Sea

Yo, I Score Anal

I wonder if it features Dwarf Giants?

Uncool Fame Squat

A Mofo Equals Cunt

Quote of Anal Cum

Squat A Colon Fume

you don't actually think that anyone is really obsessed with finding out who you are, do you? we just don't like you, and since your ego keeps dropping all these little nuggets of your real life, people have used them to try to get at you. and it's obviously working.

my personal opinion is that you made up most, if not all the information about the acting and such. or at least exaggerating. I think you're upset because you've been caught in lies, not because of some perceived indignity. and all this homophobic rhetoric and insults are just masking that.

but that's just me. I'm a liberal wacko, right?

Thank you for replying. The Insider is one of my favorite movies by the way.

*******

Mailed: January 24, 2008
From: BringingSexyBack
To: Michael Mann

I can substantiate pulling out of his mouth because he was sucking too hard. Tell that NeoCon wannabe to go fuck himself.

*******

Mailed: January 24, 2008
From: BringingSexyBack
To: Michael Mann

Hello Mr. Mann. Please find attached a quote from Anchorite about pulling out from your movie. Can you substantiate this information?

Hey ancho are any of the TalkBackers who might of copypasted the linked I posted cyber-stalkers too? after all that's ALL BSB did to get those in his post.

All I did to find those was simply google anchorite and bugsy malone together.

If I had a sinister evil cache of all your posts I would have included the one where you mentioned your 34th birthday.

But these are sufficient for all TalkBackers to examine and find you full of shit.

Again I challenge anyone to cross-reference The Road to Wellville, Under Siege, and three episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger and find a common cast member.

The fact is that if you lied about that, which is pretty clear, then ANYTHING that you have posted about yourself (which is a lot) is suspect.

So scary cyber-stalker me, has NO FUCKING IDEA if your male, female, white, black, old, young, gay, straight, fat, skinny, or even if you are actually Jewish or American!!!

Everything about you could be a put-on! Who knows? Who fucking cares?

Hell, you might not even exist at all, you could actually be some other TalkBacker's fictional character.

Stalk you? I might as well stalk the wind!

I'll go out on a limb here (sarcasm) and say that rather than explaining his obvious lies, he doesn't mention them at all (or if he does, he just makes vague, non-commital statements), and instead focuses on the following topics:

-homosexuality
-s talking
-liberals
-homos exuality
homosexuality
- liberals

let's cross our fingers and see if I'm right!

No wait, this is too classic!

I've figured out anchorite's secret!

He's Homewreaker/zfisk!!! that would be fucking hysterical!

I actually could see zfisk creating the anchorite persona to post this shit as part of an elaborate psychological ploy... as anchorite's posts become more hysterical and demented those reading them will natural reject the ideology they represent...

It's brilliant!

http://www.ipandora.net /

Firstly, I take great umbrage to the suggestion I am cyber-stalking Anchorite. It is an established scientific fact that I, like 95% of the talkbackers here, do not exist, and are in fact just alternate IDs used by the eviler than Hitler Doc Pazuzuz-beans. This was proven by Professor Zfisk Von Homewrecker, in his brilliant scientific paper, "I hate all you fuckers and you are all the same person, and I have had sex, with a woman and everything".

Also I would like to give fair warning to all who name drop that they might be someone semi-famous in a 'I served Matt Damon Tuna salad when I worked the Kraft table on Dogma' type way, that I will investigate thoroughly all such claims, and by thoroughly I mean a quick look on IMDb and then wait for someone else to do all the work.

I haven't bothered to go back and read that link, but I am guessing I was devastatingly funny and if it was to do with Bugsy Malone I am sure I made a Scott Baio reference. I love me a good Scott Baio reference. That man was the Orson Wells of his generation. He wrote, acted and directed several episodes of Charles in Charge, all whilst doing huge amounts of skanky blonde whores with those early prototype silicon tits and doing so much coke with Willie Aimes that Aimes still thinks to this day that he is a fucking biblical superhero...

Sorry, what the fuck were we talking about?

That was my point, I would never cast aspersions upon skanks. May god bless them and all who ride upon them...

Aquas Count Elf Om

Aquas Coot Elm

Aquas Coon Felt Mu

Aquas Coon Met Flu

Aquas Count Elf Om

Aquas Count Elm Of

Aquas Cunt Elf Moo

Aquas Cunt Floe Om

Aquas Cunt Mole Of

Aquas Cunt Me Fool

Aquas Cum Floe Not

Aquas Cum Floe Ton

Aquas Cum Fen Tool

Aquas Cum Often Lo

Aquas Cum Lone Oft

Aquas Cum Noel Oft

Aquas Cum Lento Of

Aquas Cum Ole Font

Aquas Cum One Loft

It will give D.Paz time to build back up the user ID monopoly.

Y ou know that Seinfeld episode where characters have certain songs like Desperado where have to stop what they're doing and drift off? That's mine.

James Bond (JB) owns Jason Bournes (JB) ass any time anywhere.

Jimmy: Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man! G-7!

Mike Anscombe: ...you just hit G-8.

[Jimmy looks shocked, as Escape, the Pina Colada Song, blasts from the jukebox]

only in physics does it refer to a specifically SMALL amount...and even then, there are numerous definitions.

and since comfort is not Bond enough, we should take the definition of solace that refers to an appeasement of sorts, in addition to consolation...so we come up with:

"A CERTAIN REMEDY"

you keep claiming that you've been truthful with all of the ego bombs and name dropping in the TB's, but honestly, you do realize that no one here believes it, right? and your senseless homophobic rants about people stalking you, when all they were doing was verifying YOUR claims, it's ridiculous. everyone knows you're making shit up. it's the bad toupee that grandpa still wears. and you might say, "oh woe is me...a bunch of liberals on AICN don't believe me and know I'm lying..."

but we all know you care, brother...we know you do...and lying in an internet talkback isn't the biggest crime the world has ever seen. if you would jsut not be such an ass about it, (jumping in and attacking prof on this TB out of nowhere with vicious homophobic insults, for example), it wouldn't be a big deal

and not for nothing, but spare me the fucking, "no one likes me because my political views are different than the rest" bullshit. no one likes you not because you have different views, but rather because you turn ANY talkback into a rant against liberal bias, wherever you perceive it to be found. you attack anyone that mentions anything remotely political, all in service of your huge, misguided ego. so spare me...no one here hates you because you're a conservative. we don't like you because you're an asshole.

Kudos, Alonzo, Xiphos, Cholera, et al.

If Wonka or anyone else goes over to the Ledger obit to read for themselves, they may very well read words to that effect, being said by me to BSB.

Clearly then, BSB and I, both of whom have posted vile nasty shit at each other many, many, times in the past, have been able to see past our political differences to a rapprochement.

I can even be friendly with BSB and DocPazuzu at the same time. (which of course is easy as we are all the same person)

Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch are the best of friends - and then there's James Carville and his wife...

Sorry, it's not your politics.... it's just you.

Wonka will also see some other things when or if he looks over there (inviting people to look up other threads... is that stalking?) He will see that I gave this info to BSB because I felt like crap for having been out of line with him in the past.... that it was a peace offering of sorts...

He'll also see how quickly I realised and admitted that it had been a stupid mistake.

He'll realise that he's in no danger of me ever writing better poetry than he does.

Also because fact-checking is in order when dealing with you, he'll notice that you left that TB about an hour after you started in on me here, and that you didn't leave it for long.

But of course that is all smoke-screen "anchorite", or should I say zfisk, all part of your master plan.

So zfisk what do you want to do tonight?

"Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!"

Prof and I were about to assemble a crack team of high-tech cyber-sleuths like David Strathairn had but now we'll have to find another target. Too bad, I was looking to playing naked hopscotch in his pool.

I only got a couple minutes during lunch-break before I go back to my class, but Wonka's gotta be one of the smartest guys on these threads... and better educated.

I may have a Ph.D. but there's a big difference between the University of Hawaii and Oxford!

Whoops, don't want to give away personal info on Wonka... although, funny thing, when I stumbled on his actual identity a while back, and this was the real deal not some bogus claims. He didn't seem to mind at all, he asked me not to use his real name on TB's and I don't.

With anchovy of course, I never really believed that he was the only guy that I could find that fit his claims (as i then knew them), I figured his claims were specious from the start.

It was just so frickin' funny to think of him as an opera singer that i couldn't help it...

My students are going to come back from lunch soon... gotta go!

PROF - Agreed on Wonka. His posts are like the MOABs owning bombs. BTW I think this is Anchovy (I like that) ... http://tinyurl.com/22csdq ... he played "Young George Kellogg" in Road to Wellville.

BTW: don't you remember zfisk's grand AICN Zionist Multi-username Conspiracy?!?! You are BSB, I am YackBacker, and we are ALL DocPazuzu. And, of course, DocPazuzu is Moriarty who is the mastermind behind everything...

I'm not sure what to think of that combination...

I do miss that handle, it was a good one.

So...you finally came out of the closet on that one, eh? Imagine that.

Now all we need is ZFisk, DocPazuzu, DocWho, Gingerwit (was that his name?) and Yackbacker and this will be a full-on trip back in time. Except Bush is no longer popular.

Nowadays, you got lame one-noters like Glovedone, who'll exhaust himself in another week or so, and disappear into the fog of time. Where have all the great trolls gone?

You know BSB, DocPazuzu and I had you pegged as brokebackcowboy a long time ago. Does YackBacker know? He probably deserves an explanation!

Well, it's like I told you in several of many Flame Wars - the Truth will set you free. And I've got to admit, seeing it now...it's pretty damn funny.

anchorite, though I disagree with him politically, film-wise, probably religiously, etc. etc., at least can write coherently and make a point. and frequently when I jump into arguments he's having with other people, it's because although I agree with the other person, they are getting destroyed in the debate. someone has to stand up for effete, european-educated liberals! wonka to the rescue!

animalstructure, on the other hand, is just plain fucking retarded.

and prof, who says I don't have a PhD? ;o) and you forgot to mention that I've had crossword puzzles I've written published under pseudonyms (since my name means nothing, they buy it, edit it slightly, and put the editor's name on it, with my blessing). but I'm gonna put some more on my blog.

I also attended Western Washington University, in Bellingham, WA. so, you know, nobody's perfect...

Schicksal,bruder,alles nur schicksal!

Strange path...;-)

PWNED!!!

Royale took us back to a Bond, reminiscent of Connery, where he had a few gadets, but didn't need the Roger Moore, 80s menagerie of bullshit devices. The plot was well laid, Bond was a badass, as he should be, and we finally saw a lot of explanations that describe why Bond is Bond. If you ask me, we should take all of the Bond movies between the last Connery flick and CR and burn them all.

And glovedone's done at last?

Makes you feel good to be alive...

zfisk was never actually banned though, he showed up last year in the TB's and his posts are all still there.

I have the distinct feeling this night will end with me saying "Ahhh" whilst firing weaponry into the air. Don't worry, it will be in an unpopulated area for when Sir Isaac Newton takes control of the rounds.

and it is funny that his username is BMW(!)hehe.And he told me he was in Munich for the girls.:)>p>Good Night Ladies and Gents,see ya tomorrow.

Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting his blog? It's quite the read...

http://tinyurl.com/2cw2jg

Sweet vindication! Well, I always thought it was obvious...especially to anyone who was paying attention. And yes, I did come after you pretty strong over that little detail. There were times when I thought I had you exposed. But the site has its limitations...

In the midst of all this, he began to formulate his "funniest" contribution to the site: the AICN Zionist Mulit-Username Conspiracy. He came to believe that all the Talkbacker names on AICN were operated by a single person. And since it was DocPazuzu who was trouncing him on a routine basis, he declared that DocPaz was the man behind all the other names attacking his beliefs (i.e. yours truly). He also thought that DocPaz was an alias for Moriarty and that Moriarty was operating AICN as a Zionist front. Clearly, he was totally insane.

He finally received the Ban Hammer during one of his more ugly anti-semitic rants. Not to be deterred, he returned to us under the name "zfisk". He tried flying under the radar for awhile...posting only links addressed with cryptic messages. But we quickly realized who he was and came down on him pretty hard. The discovery of the blog was one of the funnier moments = a true source of lunacy and hilarity.

That about covers it. He made a sudden return sometime last year (I think he posted only once!). But he hasn't been heard from since. And while I'm totally fine with that, he did provide the basis for some of the greatest Flame Wars I've ever seen on this site. A true Troll Hall of Famer.

I imagine he was quite confused over the conflicting messages (instantly making out in the hot tub = bad???), but I suppose it helped him figure out what NOT to do because of the fact that 99 percent of the time the date ended in overwhelming catastrophe and humiliation. God I hated that show.

"NOT WITHOUT MY FUCKING SCHNITZEL,BITCHES!"

travis-d ane, 01.26.08,23.00,West Germany!

Rambo is on the agenda. Like Xiphos I am more of a Rocky fan but damn if I don't like me some brutal guerrilla warfare against fascist bastards.

terry, you like wilderness survival? i bet xiphos knows how to make greek fire and all kinds of mad military secret shit. i know how to make a traction splint out of a boot. can i play?

However, after climbing Mount Everest blindfolded without oxygen and only one package of chocolate pudding, I came back with the Yeti and beat his ass.

We really need to start doing that again, in my opinion.

Which accomplishment listed here would impress you the most if a guy told you? (It's the Flipside high five, isn't it.)

thx, terry. a bounty of puddin for you.

travis, that is quite considerate of you to raise the question. the trejo wold be interesting if one wanted dirty dump-hole action. i myself generally go for the not-yet-daddies, but any woman who doesn't say brad pitt is a fucking liar.

But can you see the genius in his Photoshopping and accompanying commentary? His blog could be displayed in any downtown gallery and he would be hailed as a revolutionary. That's why Animal could never hold a candle to ZFisk. Z operated on a different level of consciousness - a mad stream of consciousness, you might say.

I don't recall exactly, but I think those WTC Talkbacks were the first time I signed up here. I never read any of Z's posts as Homewrecker. And contrary to some assertions, I as BBCB was not banned for my remarks. I kept things in check and straddled the line in the Talkbacks, but never crossed them. What I got banned for was posting something about Headgeek that I shouldn't have. Lesson learned. That's why I respect the guy - he gives everyone more than a fair share of Freedom of Speech but you gotta know where to draw the line.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled badger baiting show...

Plus, you get to pay rent.

For the record, your being a somewhat "comrade in arms" with zfisk/homewrecker is still something I cannot abide. He's far too disgusting an individual and any attempts by you to better nuance his politics was ill advised to say the least. Believe me, DocPazuzu and I wouldn't have hounded you if we felt that the stuff you posted as brokebackcowboy didn't warrant a response.