Now it's already time for the full trailer.

*sigh*

Now where's Nodiggity and his insane vision of what indy should be like.

Let's see how long it takes before MoSmeggity and M-O-M show up and it turns into all-out Hat War III before descending into the madness of a fallout-irradiated Alien talkback.

I actually don't think he's stupid- just crazy and obsessive, I'll take bets that he's a trainspotter in his spare time.

Or a stamp collector.

Ah guys. You'll all go and watch it, and so will I, because, for all our whinging, we are all Lucas' bitches. This fact fills me with self-loathing, but that doesn't make it any less true. My ass still hurts from the STAR WARS prequels, and now he's putting that sarky little shit in the trilogy (yes, I mean Mutt), he's fucking this trilogy in the ass too. But we will ALL watch it anyway, whether it's good (which it probably will be) or not (which the Shia bits will be).

In the meantime, plauy with the Lego sets. I recommend the temple from the RAIDERS movie. There's a Lego Satipo!!!!!

Fucking ensues. And replaces ALL the Mutt scenes. A talkback sighs in gratitude and relief.

I'm available for private script doctoring purposes. I can be reached at-----------------

Almost all his broken English inane ramblings and gross hypocrisy have been deleted- and that's the sign of a banning.

At least I hope so, I was wrong last time.

That's the stuff they need to avoid. I have faith, though. This could still be great, Shite LeBeef notwithstanding.

Or castration.

She's ok with Leprechaun- but started spouting some crap about "proper actors".

And inadvertantly gave me my "in" into introducing the glory of Troma to her.

Oscar Winner Kevin Costner stars in "Sizzle Beach USA" and it's arguably his best movie.

mind you, she failed to recognise that Slither was an unmitigated bag of shit so perhaps her quality control dial is skewed.

INTERIOR: Main room with toy train tracks running through it. ALFONSO is seated nude on top of the caboose, shoving phallic toys into his rectum while listening to Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'" on a GHETTO BOX RADIO. RICKY is seated nude on the engine, with KATE SUMMERS seated beside him, nude on the coal car. KATE is touching RICKY's private parts with his hand and cooing softly...

KATE: Toge-ther, we're gonna find our way. To-ge-ther...takin' the time each day...

RICKY: Ohhmmm...just keep rubbin' you...

EDWARD (offscreen, voice from kitchen): Rick, is your room clean?

RICKY (eyes rolling back in his head): OHhohhnnmmm, Kate, I'm going to COME....

It was horrible- I also have a feeling they were mocking my Bucket of Gore.

i've banned everything with the words Harmony Khorine on it from the flat.

It's bad enough she wanted me to go to some pretentious bollocks disguised as a lecture from some overrated chick lit hack the other night.

In Last Crusade he's a total pussy. He doesn't even want to look for the Grail. Then there's all the slapstick comedy and the goofy faces he makes when he's tripping and falling. Ugh.

Here's hoping this one is a return to form

WTF is up with that Bond title? It was the title to one of Ian Fleming's short stories that has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie. Oh well. Apparently, Bond nails a 21 year old. I love that because it gets the feminists all riled up.

But luckily Jarv's patented "cerebellum protector" kicked in and blanked all memory of the experience. So I can't even tell you what it was called.

Letting the Grail vanish into the abyss was saving it, and mankind by extension.

Besides, it doesn't look as cool in the trailer to say:

"He let the Grail slip into the bowels of the Earth."

There are side effects though

Why on earth would anyone want to see that? It's like a really shit shalayaman film. Fucking twist-tastic

it was worse.

It's more effective with "important" movies, as they tend to be so long that you can consume enough to black out and actually sleep through most of the rotten experience.

Which is funny.

It now resides in the vault of shame. I know I should throw it out, but I can't bring myself to.

This time, the purge has been much more thorough.

Having said that, in a few weeks we'll see a new TB'er called something like "Deckardsrubbercockpiece" appear to denounce Bay.

Apparently (according to Channel 4) Americans love it. I find this hard to believe.

Oh god, I'm just ignoring Glovedone now, having lowered myself the other day

Again.

So there. Now shut up.

Sorry...am I grandstanding here? Perhaps. But come on, man. Fucking hell.

Just post once, post RIP, and then FUCKING LEAVE.

It's a sickening, classless display and marks a new low.

But it is fucking burning me and any other TB is fair game.

To make it good, she'd have to club every other person involved in it to death with a baby seal.

while naked.

Is it really popular in America

That said, why not still have your mental jollies with her?

Me and Jessica Alba: guilty as charged.

If he had not made it to through the three tasks infront of the goal, I always figured that the Nazis eventually would have gotten through after they lost all of their local Arab recruits and given enough time to figure it out.

But I can also see how someone strictly interpreting from only what was seen and not implied that, yeah, Indy picked the right Grail. He saved HIS DAD. But b/c he picked the right Grail, Elsa got it. And it was Elsa that crossed the seal and triggered the earthquake that opened up the hole she would drop the Grail and herself into. So, in a way, Elsa's bumbling behavior "saved" the Grail.

Fucking channel 4 putting it on before I go to work. All I want is a coffee and a cigarette and to chill for 5 minutes. And I get that unfunny shit.

BTW- those fuckholes are still going at it over there, and now they're trying to come over all sanctimonious- see Glovedone's response to me.

Pricks, all of them.

http://tinyurl.com/34cpep

At first I feel like "they did bugs already". But then I realize that GIANT bugs takes it to another level of "yech!"

Luckily one of the channels we get is repeating Top Gear.

I don't give a fuck about the cars, but it beats the shit out of Everybody (In His Family) Fucks Raymond.

I hate British TV.

I blame The Real World for Reality TV as we know it.

I've got a mate that looks exactly like niles crane.

And for a fact, I'm telling you that never in a million years would he get to bounce up and down on someone that looks like Jane Leeves. (I think that's it)

There's plenty of careers for the determined slacker.

It would be a much better programme if you locked the vile little wannabes in a house and gave them all clubs with a nail in the top, and told them only one was getting out.

But at least she hates Big Brother, I'm an attention seeking twat, get me out of here! Strictly come Dancing/ wanking on ice, and that horrible fucking shite that that intergalactic turd Andrew Lloyd Webber keeps polluting the airwaves with.

It's very hard to find something that isn't shit or CSI on TV nowadays.

Glasses and a stern manner

*Jarv goes away for a cold shower*

It's all about MILF's at the moment

Sigh, I want to go home- but I can't.

Now bend over

Ohhh, I got one, how about Ellen Barkin? Like back when she was in Buckaroo Bonzai? Kinda different in the face, but hot. Even in Oceans 13 she was still pretty good lookin'.

Rebecca will do anything for you if you refer to yourself as Magneto. She digs guys who wear helmets.

Pillowtalk, glad to hear it about Rebecca, because I've got a helmet for her

1.Carrie-Anne Moss

2.Selma Hayek

3.Milla Jovovich

4.Monica Bellucci

5.Catherine Zeta-Jones

and almost any other MILF above!

MILF for life!

Later kids, gotta go, been fun! Seein' Rambo tomorrow.

cut to:

hand dusting off hat and putting it on to become the unmistakable Indianna Jones.

cut to:

Back view behind indy as the camera rises to reveal the interior of huge underground pyramid with hundreds of stone steps, something glints at the top of the ancient Temple

cut to:

TEXT - His biggest adventure yet is about to begin

cut to:

Montage of action scenes which include - Indy whipping a russian ladies bottom, jumping for an alien flying saucer, and kicking in an aztec boss baddy Pat Roach

cut to:

Shia Le Bouf looking down crying as Indies hand gently rests his battered old Hat on the young guys head and says in a quiet voice offscreen ''It's all yours kid'' before his hand drops out of shot and Indy expires for good, cue unmistakable music THE END

Speaking of Markie Post, didja know she starred in a pilot for a remake of "Electrawoman and dynagirl" in 2001?

I'd also like to give props to Ellen Barkin (Sea of Love) and is Dana Delany a mom?

that I cant move no more!HALLE!FAMKE!REBECCA!

Th ey should do an XXX-MILF´s MEN movie!starring us and them!

Angelina Jolie

Natascha McElhone

Madchen Amick (oh yes!)

Walker Texas Ranger's fine ass woman

Anita Barone (?) from THE WAR AT HOME

Laura Linney for sure!

Bonnie Hunt is all kinds of fine

Aaaaaaaaand I'm out. That's all I got. For the next 45 minutes anyway. Gotta go, need a clean-up...

How to cope?

With adolescence still fresh in my memory (at times I think I never aged past twelve), I do recall and understand the appeal of ravaging (or being being ravaged by) a hot, older woman, but at my current age that bit sort of drops by the wayside. Pining for 70-year-olds doesn't seem like an option, y'know?

By the way, you guys forgot to mention Deborah Farentino, Rachel Ticotin, Mercedes Reuhl, Kate Capshaw (in an Indy TB no less!) and Diane Venora.

And Pam Grier!

And Adrienne Barbeau!

1. Monica Belluci

2. Kate Beckinsale

3. Jessica Alba

4. Catherine Zeta Douglas

5. Famke Jannsen

6. Gina Gershon

7. Vickie Lawrence Schultz (Mama!)

I wish Nadine Velasquez (My Name Is Earl) and Roselyn Sanchez were at least pregnant so I could technially include them on this list. They are so unfathomably HOT.

I thought it was it then.

It treats its subject with a straight face (despite some comic interludes) and that's what makes it work so well. They lost that a bit with DOOM but by Crusade is so referential and derivative its like a parody if itself. Even as an eleven year old it was a let down.

I have little hope for this one but hey, movies are all about hope. I'm sure I'll be there opening night. You never know....

WHO KNEW?!

She set the stage for everything I look for in a woman these days namely:

1. Hot

2. Brunette

3. Capable of out-drinking a large foreign man shot for shot

I've also secretly always wished to be in the Belloq role where I'm a bad guy (but sort of cool) and I'm holding as my hostage a woman who's scared of me (but sort of likes me too) and I get out a fancy dress and say 'I'd very much like to see you wear this..." and she's like "yeah okay..." and our cat and mouse game continues...

Yes, I have kissed a girl who is not my mom before you ask...

However, there is seriously a copious amount of hawt women being mentioned, for which I applaud all of you.

"Who?"

"Don't push me, bitch."

I'll throw some out and see what you think: David Duchovny

Ummmm, wow, this is harder than I thought it might be because I suddenly realize I pay no attention to what "attractive" male stars have kids. Brad Pitt? Ryan Phillipe? Jeez, MILFing is so much easier. ;)

I'm waiting for the comments getting pissed at the cheesy line mentioned from the people who forgot Indy is supposed to have fluff humor.

Wish I could remember who posted it so I could lift a glass to his name. I laughed for ages after that. My colleagues thought I was stoned that day, even more so after I explained why I was laughing.

Fucking Philistines!

1)It's an impostor since that poster was a little bitch who wouldn't stab men, women, and children in the mouth.

2)I was hoping that we 'discovered' the next badass muthafucker of our time, and we witnessed him posting for the first time.

Michelle Forbes could kick my ass while wearing a long overcoat and that Miranda Zero hair and then fuck me very hard afterwards, and I say that would be one of THE seminal sexual experiences of my young life. It's hard to explain why she is sexy... but by God she is.

And the thought of a threeway on the PEGASUS with Cain and Gina made my chimp explode. It tickled.

This one went on much longer, but they purged a great deal of it, including a resurgence of some great shit after the last posts here. There's no "everlasting turn signal", but there's is at least one MENTION of some form of "Indy and the ....Turn Signal."

wow....just- wow. Do be sure to check out her Pics, too. Aye chihuahua!

Thanks Kloipy

And the "crystal skull" is just a pet name for one of her sex toys.

http://tinyurl.com/23lomb ;)

By the way, I too used to have a weird thing for Jane Leeves from Frasier back in the day, so you "Daphinephiles" aren't alone.

http://tinyurl.com/2afyqt

"Well the thing is, it fell down an earthquake in the middle of a collapsing hidden city carved into a dry gorge two day's ride from Alexandretta."

"..."

way to stay fresh.

MILF love 4ever. And Bear pron(sic). Double feature of The Golden Shower Girls and Grizzlies Gone Wild.

yeah, I can see merit there.

Hey, somebody has to clear that shit up...

No I won't elaborate. Go about your business, now.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Acute Renal Failure. That one was for you, Arcadian. Kisses.

I'm glad he's gone...for now. (Just like every other "good" villain.)

The way AICN works is something of an enigma to me.

you know what I'm talking about.

let me see if I'm smarter than a 1st grader

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