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A Big Bloody Pile Of RAMBO Reviews!

Rambo by ZooTrain	Jan 24th, 2008 04:47:33 AM
I can't wait.
I'm looking forward to it. by Vek	Jan 24th, 2008 04:55:55 AM
Sly gets my respect. I am loving all these old franchises returing, Indy, Die Hard, Rocky, Rambo ... more I say, more!
Damn Michael Bay by DamnMichaelBay	Jan 24th, 2008 04:57:14 AM
Damn Michael Bay
Damn by DamnMichaelBay	Jan 24th, 2008 04:57:47 AM
Damn I wasn't first. [p] Damn first-posters.
Can't wait for this by manikman	Jan 24th, 2008 04:58:53 AM
Back to the good old days turned up to 11!
FIRST....blood by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Jan 24th, 2008 05:09:20 AM
If its half as good as First Blood it means its 450 times better than Rambo 2 and 3 put together.
SIXTH by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Jan 24th, 2008 05:09:47 AM

I'm afraid to see this now... by tonagan	Jan 24th, 2008 05:18:30 AM
After reading these reviews, it looks as though the film will drive me into a beserker rage fueled by Sour Patch Kids and Coca-Cola.
About Rambo by EvilGeek1	Jan 24th, 2008 05:20:02 AM
Somethings telling me it's a safe bet.
First Blood II wasn't bad by EvilGeek1	Jan 24th, 2008 05:21:57 AM
It was worth it for that bit when he comes out of the wall of mud! Fucking class!
so much hype..why you pricks..can only be bad now by couP	Jan 24th, 2008 05:30:05 AM

HARD R GRINDHOUSE RAMBO! YAY! by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 05:39:49 AM
Sounds gloriously, awesomely, kickassingly STUPID and VIOLENT; exactly where RAMBO always flirted with but didn't have the balls to get to. Now, thanks to guys like Tarantino, Rodriguez, Roth, and the like, its clear that people want to see hard R ultraviolence, and I, for one, am thankful.
there will be rambo.. by palewook	Jan 24th, 2008 05:41:59 AM
too much blood? its rambo. looking forward to this.
"if you love bloody senselessly violent action..." by BadMrWonka	Jan 24th, 2008 05:42:09 AM
if you jerk off to x-men comics, yell at football and use "gay" to describe anything you don't like...it's RAMBO!!!! your penis will grow bigger with each minority killed! kill kill kill!! blood blood blood!!! this looks ridiculous. the trailer made the entire theater laugh...
Didn't I tell you by vaibhav	Jan 24th, 2008 05:44:35 AM
that there should be a Rambo vs. Chuck Norris??? yeah.. go chuck go!
All The RAMBOs Were Dumb by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 05:45:02 AM
The first one was the best, but it was dumb. The second one was fun, but stupid, and, of course, dumb. Monumentally dumb. And the third one was friggin' hilarious, mostly in hindsight, featuring RAMBO fighting alongside our good ole buddies the Taliban and Al-Queada (Funded by the Reagan and Bush administrations. WHOOPS! Another US foreign policy disaster! Ever wonder why they don't show that one on tv very much?) to hilariously awful and stupid results. This one seems to be the ne plus ultra, though. Just embracing, and drowning in, the insanely over-the-top mindless violence, now ratcheted up to hard-r, for the glory of exploitation. I'll be there laughing my ass off and reveling in the big dumb loud stupid carnage.
Hmm by DonnieDorko	Jan 24th, 2008 05:46:33 AM
I really hope the movie is not as retarded as the first review on this page.
I guess by metaluna	Jan 24th, 2008 05:50:50 AM
even dunderheaded redneck middle america needs a movie every now and then. Gonna tell me this movie has an 'issue' at the heart of it? Yeh... right. Stupid violence for violence sake crud on a par with torture horror movies.
PLANTY McpLants by Stupendous Man	Jan 24th, 2008 05:52:22 AM
ALL OF DEM!
I Love Bloody Senselessly Violent Action by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 05:55:47 AM
But I don't jerk off to XMen comics (much), can't stand football or any professional sport, and seldom use the word "gay" as anything other than the generally excepted idiomatic expression for "homosexual" (although, admittedly, I sometimes use the word "gay" for things that I think are silly; but with the caveat that I'm not a homophobe). Oh, and, btw, I'm an equal opportunity lover of violence. I have a dream that all races can revel in entertainment which revels in senseless violence without spending so much time reading a crypto-racist conspiracy meme that isn't really there to begin with, but many otherwise well-meaning stoned undergrads fool themselves into thinking is there in order to take on the mantle of some kind of illusory authenticity of the disenfranchised But you're right, BadMrWonka, this does look ridiculous, ludicrously ridiculous, and meant to be, to make the audience laugh because its so ridiculous. Perhaps not your cup of tea, but that doesn't mean everyone who likes it is a racist fratboy from hell. Lighten up.
The theater audience laughed at the trailer ? by stamper	Jan 24th, 2008 05:57:19 AM
I say they should be parachuted into a burmese village, and let the burmese military handle them, then we see if they keep laughing.
ok just kidding by Stupendous Man	Jan 24th, 2008 05:59:23 AM
this sound frakkin awesome! damn you silly worldwide release schedules, i want to watch this now!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking knew it! Stallone nailed it! by HarryBlackPotter	Jan 24th, 2008 06:03:11 AM
Brilliant reviews. All got me juiced up and ready for some carnage. Need to go and eat some red raw meat now.
LaserPants is a bloody tosser by Crikey Mate	Jan 24th, 2008 06:29:22 AM
Bloody hell mate, you are a wanker.
Sounds awesome, can't wait! by Trazadone	Jan 24th, 2008 06:31:05 AM
I love those damn films.
If Bloody Tosser Means "Awesome," I Agree by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:32:06 AM
Eh wot? Cor blimey!
Hellraiser is not Torture Porn by Lost Jarv	Jan 24th, 2008 06:33:04 AM
Although extremely gory and violent, it isn't TP. Some of the later hellraisers, on the other hand, are.
Been To Burma Then, Stamper? by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:34:20 AM
Do tell us all about your experiences there.
HOSTEL Is Better Than HELLRAISER by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:35:27 AM
But I love em both. Yay, torture porn! Especially torture porn with black comedy and satire! Yay!
Congrats by MRJONZ72	Jan 24th, 2008 06:43:01 AM
Congrats to Stallone and whoever greenlighted Rocky Balboa and Rambo
YOU MIGHT LAUGH BUT RAMBO WILL BRING MORE ATTENTION.... by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Jan 24th, 2008 06:43:40 AM
TO THE PLIGHT IN BURMA THAN ANY SLEW OF GOOD DOCUMENTARIES... AND NEWSTEAMS...FORGET IT.
YOU MIGHT LAUGH BUT RAMBO WILL BRING MORE ATTENTION.... by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Jan 24th, 2008 06:43:46 AM
TO THE PLIGHT IN BURMA THAN ANY SLEW OF GOOD DOCUMENTARIES... AND NEWSTEAMS...FORGET IT.
He might even do it in stereo... oops by Greigy Just Wanted To Say	Jan 24th, 2008 06:44:33 AM

Don't laugh at genocides ! by stamper	Jan 24th, 2008 06:47:16 AM
This movie is about a genocide in burma, there's nothing funny about it, however much billions of fat burger fed americans will laugh at the trailer. I bet they all voted Bush and are pro-Irak war but that is another story. If you haven't seen the movie, then shut up don't make fun of millions of people being slaughtered while you sit on your fat arse in a american theater.
I'm sure I'll like this movie but.... by V'Shael	Jan 24th, 2008 06:53:47 AM
right wing moron reviews who see Rambo as some sort of Cartman-like Hippie killing freak, are just annoying. Add to that, those who think "Yes, Hotel Rwanda was showed some evil motherfuckers in the real world, but now I can feel okay because Rambo has killed some fictional bad guys" You suck.
Laserpants by Lost Jarv	Jan 24th, 2008 07:17:26 AM
You're talking rubbish. Hellraiser is far superior to hostel- but they are totally different films. And I still don't know where you get "Satire" from when talking about that Eli Roth dreck-fest. But you might be writing this to provoke me.
LaserPants is a cheeky tosser. by Crikey Mate	Jan 24th, 2008 07:47:30 AM
Piss off you sod.
redneck mercenary & hippies. Fuck yeah! :) by wowsucks	Jan 24th, 2008 07:57:06 AM
Love it.. I cannot wait to see this flick. Sucks this movie is based around real life events, but at the same time is good when people can see a real look at how things really are outside of there BMW's and 10,000 square foot homes.
Stallone wipes out the chiffon platoon by zinc_chameleon	Jan 24th, 2008 07:59:07 AM
Just like he wanted to. He's putting the period to the sentence that came out of King Kong: "Real heroes have a bald spot, bad teeth, and a beer gut.." I'm sooo tired of glammed-up action stars who wouldn't last five minutes in a bar fight, much less Burma. And for you rednecks out there: love him or hate him, Geronimo the Apache and 200 men and women fighters took on 10,000 U.S. troops and police, and kicked their buts. Geronimo was Stallone's age when he went up against the U.S. government. So as for RAMBO being completely unrealistic, think again, or read your own history books. From Canada, where we put wimps out on ice packs, to die of exposure.
Moriarty please give analysis to Rambo by BDuncan	Jan 24th, 2008 08:02:12 AM
As well as fucking Cloverfield, it'll good to read Moriarty's own analysis of the Rambo film, after seeing it.
nice one by DanboJohnJ	Jan 24th, 2008 08:04:07 AM
sounds too good to be true...simply can not wait for the man.
Thank God... by Regina V. Dudley	Jan 24th, 2008 08:16:48 AM
those brown and yellow nations never tire of committing atrocities. Otherwise, where would our geriatric sociopaths get the chance to live out those martyr- and hero fantasies? WHERE??
The limits of R? by Mooly	Jan 24th, 2008 08:16:54 AM
I think we should already know that you can have any kind of killing, gore, mutilation or torture and easily get an R...but if there were boobs or a gay cowboy then this movie never would have passed.
fuck off regina by Lost Jarv	Jan 24th, 2008 08:30:20 AM
What the hell is wrong with you?
Rambo bringing the Burmese plight to the American people by DannyOcean01	Jan 24th, 2008 08:33:41 AM
That sounds like the worst Bush wet dream ever. Are people that retarded it takes a movie for them to sit up and think???
Ummmm....Wonka and Regina by FluffyUnbound	Jan 24th, 2008 08:36:21 AM
I almost certainly won't see this crap, and hate Bush with the best of them, but come on. Everyone Rambo fucks up in FIRST BLOOD is white. Brian Dennehy is pretty much one of the whitest guys around. Half of the above-the-fold enemies in the second film are Russians. All of the enemies in the third film are Russians. Are Russians not white in your world or something?
Dolph Lundgren. How white is Dolph Lundgren? by FluffyUnbound	Jan 24th, 2008 08:41:00 AM
How many times has Stallone fucked him up? It's like it's its own sub-genre - the Stallone vs. Dolph Lundgren film.
Actually there is a.. SPOILER ! by stamper	Jan 24th, 2008 08:46:16 AM
SPOILER there is a gay / pedophile, fuckin up a boy up the arse scene in the movie, so don't disses the MPAA, they have shown GUTS !
who will win pretentious commenter of the month? by PullMyFinger	Jan 24th, 2008 08:52:26 AM
If you don't really like film, but you love casting stones at people who enjoy Rambo films or are interested in where Batman was when Heath Ledger died, raise your hand!
First reviewer... by ldm882	Jan 24th, 2008 09:06:11 AM
is retarded. The Burmese army are not "mercenaries".
D.Plainview16 - you're a fucking retard by Darth Sticky	Jan 24th, 2008 09:14:51 AM
"It says that if your pussy leave now, because this is fucking Rambo and Veggietales is across the hall for all of you pussies."--- That sentence makes me hope someone is choking you to death right now.
Stamper, What Are You Doing About Burmese Genocide? by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 09:15:53 AM
Sitting on your fat ass writing about it on AICN? Is that better or worse? At least the people laughing about it are honest about the fact that they don't really care one way or the other. You're just being a hypocrite. Want to start a revolution? Want to make a change? Well, AICN is not the place to do it. Why not join the peace corps or travel to Burma and try to help rather than pretending to get upset about it here.
Oh, Btw, I Hate Bush and the Iraquagmire, So... by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 09:17:19 AM
You can rest assured, I lean, at times pretty far, to the left. I just also like extremely violent entertainment.
HOSTEL Is Totally Dark Comedy Satire by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 09:20:17 AM
Poking fun, largely, at arrogant Americans traveling the globe to exploit and objectify, only to wind up being the exploited and objectified -- in an extremely unpleasent fashion. And for the record, I LOVE HELLRAISER. I also love HOSTEL. I think I love HOSTEL just a little bit more, however.
Films like Rambo serve a need and fill a void by TheLastCleric	Jan 24th, 2008 09:46:42 AM
The world can be a pretty horrific place at times and seeing evil people get served with true poetic justice, especially when said justice is gruesome, is a way of coping with the reality that bad people get away with murder everyday. One of my absolute favorite indulgences is Garth Ennis' Punisher Max series, largely because Ennis has transformed Castle into a criminal boogie man who is willing and able to visit as much torture, pain and suffering onto the bad guys as they have done to the innocent. Films like Rambo tap into this mentality; they give us a chance to relish seeing human demons being served the ultimate punishement by somebody more frightening than them.
Anybody who tells me to "get a bootleg of Meet the Spartans" by HitchCock'n'Balz	Jan 24th, 2008 09:49:38 AM
Can eat a pile of shit...with some piss to wash it down.....IF THAT IS A FILM ON YOUR RADAR YOU ARE ON THE WRONG WEBSITE.
Everyone is coming by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 24th, 2008 09:52:45 AM
in their pants for RAMBO! It's this year's first feel-good family movie!
Hostel better than Hellraiser? by TheLastCleric	Jan 24th, 2008 09:54:13 AM
Kudos for stupid TB comment of the month. Hostel was decent, much better than Cabin Fever, but Roth cannot even begin to approach Barker's imagination or talent.
Mori's quote by Nice Marmot	Jan 24th, 2008 09:54:33 AM
"That movie’s all about sex and blood and pain and horror, and the chains and the spikes and the leather" Mori is really Professor Freak from the Simpsons!!!
your wrong, laserpants by Lost Jarv	Jan 24th, 2008 09:55:03 AM
It isn't that deep. I'm glad you find that meaning in it but you're crediting Roth with more talent and depth than he has.
Mori doesn't know what TP is by Lost Jarv	Jan 24th, 2008 09:55:57 AM
obviously, from that sentence.
It's Professor Frink...not Freak by HitchCock'n'Balz	Jan 24th, 2008 10:03:20 AM
sorry...had to do it
So Where's Neill's review? by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Jan 24th, 2008 10:10:29 AM
I figure this sumbitch would be right up his alley. But then again, after reading how other people describing this film, he may never make it out of the theatre alive due to a coronary from orgasmic joy. I'm so fucking pumped.
wow...solid reviews....good stuff. by FleshMachine	Jan 24th, 2008 10:41:03 AM
yay sly!
Rambo : A post post-modern horror movie? by wowsah156	Jan 24th, 2008 11:04:27 AM
The way Stallone has directed this movie, he seems to have took the ethos of the torture porn and gave it a purpose and direction. He also seems to have figured out that the real monsters in the world are us and what we are capable of doing to ur fellow man. We need to start a campaign to get Rambo on next years Oscars.
Laserpants is to Hostel by skimn	Jan 24th, 2008 11:20:20 AM
as Animal Structure is to Miami Vice. Nothing can be said to make them think otherwise...I do like Stallone's comment recently (on Conan I think) that to make his appeal to the MPAA, he showed up with a can of gas and a lighter. And a fascinating doc called This Film Is Not Rated shines a light on the mindset of the MPAA. As with Rambo, much like Doomsday, this looks like this cries out to be seen at a drive-in, mid summer, with a cold six pack and a bit of the bud.
Clive Barker likes the Midnight Meat Train by I Dunno	Jan 24th, 2008 11:26:40 AM
but what was the deal with the reviewer who told me to get a bootleg of Meet the Spartans? You would have to strap me in Clockwork Orange-style to get me to watch that.
I'm still waiting for the "proper" critics reviews by BenBraddock	Jan 24th, 2008 11:35:29 AM
before I'm convinced! 2 FRESH out of 3 at ROTTEN TOMATOES so far... OK, so the hardcore fans love it, but (no offence guys!) does that mean it's not a turkey? I SO want it to be good! Fuck that I don't live in the US and have to wait another 6 weeks before I can see this!
Hellraiser is better than that pos Hostel... by Sailor Rip	Jan 24th, 2008 11:47:01 AM
...but Hellraiser II is better than both of them.
I don't take reviewers seriously by norrinrad	Jan 24th, 2008 12:25:09 PM
when they say "fucking awesome." Seriously, broham? Was it totally awesome?
FIRED UP FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by la_sith	Jan 24th, 2008 12:30:17 PM
Oh man. Cannot wait. It's been way too long. I wish Brian Dennehy was in it, but oh well.
Midnight Meat Train? by RobertBaron	Jan 24th, 2008 01:49:11 PM
Sounds like a typical Saturday night in West Hollywood for Clive Barker
Well it looks better than......... by RoarsLoudly	Jan 24th, 2008 01:52:48 PM
Rocky Balboa, thats for sure.
I don't know if it's a "good" movie or not by I Dunno	Jan 24th, 2008 01:59:57 PM
but it sounds like it delivers what it promises.
FUCK I want to see this movie NOW!!! by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Jan 24th, 2008 02:03:50 PM
NOW!!! NOW!!! Waiting until tomorrow fucking blows. Goddamn I can't wait to see this.
Cool a Monty Python movie! by watashiwadare	Jan 24th, 2008 02:07:08 PM
yay
Can't wait! by TattooedBillionaire	Jan 24th, 2008 02:41:02 PM
This is going to rock.
by MamoVaka	Jan 24th, 2008 02:42:40 PM
I hope the limited budget doesn't affect this films quality... Studio's can be so fickle.. they turn on the legendary movie stars, stallone arnold ford.. the big names.. that also command the sweet cash.. instead they give lindsay lohan money to make movies... even paris hilton has a film coming out.. why spend 1$ on a movie like that when they can toss money to sly stallone.. he's a good director too he should do some eastwood stuff and just direct for awhile.
Hostel and Hellraiser. by Tourist	Jan 24th, 2008 02:43:59 PM
Love em both. But whoever pointed out that Hellraiser 2 is better than either is a freak. Possibly right too. Its unarguably a giant pile of shit, but goddamn, what a perverse and enjoyable pile of thrown together shit. Now, don't call NBC on me, but ever since I was young, I've found something mixed up and arousing about the Hellraiser films. Although, my fevered pre adolescent mind had Hellraiser 2 and Labrynth all mixed up. Kind of dissapointing to catch up with it as an adult. Was there some sort of talking rat in Hellraiser 2?
Nothing like a bit of Mass Murder and mayhem to... by FILMFUNK	Jan 24th, 2008 03:25:43 PM
Cheer you up after the bad news of someone dying darkens your day!
Has anyone else noticed this..or am I the asshole? by HitchCock'n'Balz	Jan 24th, 2008 04:01:12 PM
the first reviewer actually want's to see "Meet the Spartans"..i mean if that doesn't negate everything he says about any issue whatsoever..then i don't know what would...it hurt me to type the name of that shit..by the way, I think this Rambo is gonna be good..I love Stallone and his Q&A sessions are awesome, even when the questions are lame..
Yes, My Love For HOSTEL Borders On The Insane by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 04:01:22 PM
I'm totally obsessed with it, and no amount of trying to convince me otherwise will ever work because I know, deep in my soulpole, that its a work of psychotic, exploitarific genius. Btw, I was totally obsessed with HELLRAISER too back in the day. Still remember seeing it in the theatres on opening weekend (yes, I'm olde -- 36) and thinking it was the second cumming. It still retains a place of love in my mindhole, but HOSTEL claims a larger chunk of it. In alot of ways, they come from a similar place -- people seeking out the limits of experience, only to have that limit literally tear them apart. I'm surprised theres not more love for both... Oh, anyways, for me, both HOSTEL 1 and 2 were genius. HELLRAISER was genius as well, HELLRAISER 2? Not so much. I was heartbroken when, at the 11th hour, Pinhead suddenly becomes a good guy. That pissed me off so fucking much I almost walked out. And I won't even bother mentioning the other sequels which all pretty much sucked. I mean, CD Shooting Head Man? Are you fucking kidding me?
Gotcha. by epitone	Jan 24th, 2008 04:29:25 PM
It's a movie for people who call everyone who disagrees with them a pussy. Noted.
Stallone........................ ........... by crackerfarmboy	Jan 24th, 2008 04:40:45 PM
End this series on a high note like the Rocky series. Put your two main alter-egos to rest with pride. Sure, there were dumb sequels in both but now's your chance to give Rambo a definitive ending like Rocky!
stamper you fucking moron. by DocPazuzu	Jan 24th, 2008 05:07:42 PM
Nobody's laughing AT the atrocities committed in Burma while watching Rambo any more than people are laughing AT the atrocities committed in the Third Reich while watching The Dirty Dozen. Really, go fuck yourself along with that nitwit regina.
The problem with AICN advance reviews... by _Maltheus_	Jan 24th, 2008 05:23:06 PM
...are that the reviewers are so happy to be part of the 'event' that their objectivity is skewed. RT is slamming this one and historically, they've been closer to the mark than the AICN reviewers. Still, I have a soft spot in my heart for ex-pat culture, so maybe I'll catch it on DVD.
Stupid Enough That You Carried It All Day With You?! by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 05:45:55 PM
Dang! I completely forgot about that! But clearly you absolutely fascinated by it; borderline obsessed with it, even. I sense I have a fan? To prove how unhomophobic I am, I will gladly allow you to suck my cock for a nominal fee.
lol @ all the cussing in the reviews by Sir Loin	Jan 24th, 2008 05:57:30 PM
I remember when I was in 5th grade...there was this kid who tried to say as many cuss words as possible to try and sound credible or whatever. He was never taken seriously and even mocked most of the time. Some things never change. LOL
The Hellraiser sequels after 2 sucked but by I Dunno	Jan 24th, 2008 05:59:21 PM
Hellraiser 3 featured Paula Marshal in goth mode. God I was in love with her. I so wanted her to kiss Jadzia Dax.
Well, I Could Kinda Care Less, Nixon by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:17:45 PM
If you need me to be gay in your mind thats just fine and dandy. In fact, in a weird way, it inflates my ego. I'll meet you at The Factory circa 1967 for meth and giggles. I hear the VU are playing. Cheers, sweetie! Smooch! But you are right though, trolling is quite a good time. Sometimes.
Fantasize Often About Your Friends Story? by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:26:29 PM
Cmon, you know you do. It's okay. Jesus will still love you. He might even make out with ya!
Lasers Comin' Atcha! by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:28:50 PM
Rainbow lasers are go! You know you want it Nixon. Don't fight it. Feel it.
Ghosts Of Nixon... Coming Out Of The Closet? by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:32:58 PM
I can't believe it! So we know the real reason you carried that post with you; why it moved you; stirred something deep in your loins and sense-memory. That lovely summer with Peter. The passion! The unholy secret! The love that dare not speak its name! How you long for those bygone days. You wish you knew how to quit him! Don't fight it, Nixon, feel it. Jesus wants you. Uh, I mean he wants you to be happy! Be yourself and know thine own walk on teh Oscar Wilde side. Its okay. Perfectly natural.
Leaving W/out The Common Courtesy Of A Reacharound? by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:35:41 PM
Oh Nixon, whats to be done with you you big closet queen troll you? Have a nice night dreaming of Peter!
LOL! by LaserPants	Jan 24th, 2008 06:38:36 PM
Now thats an ending. Goodnight.
that's interesting GAH! by troutpencil	Jan 24th, 2008 07:56:48 PM
I never heard anybody describe First Blood as like a monster movie before but it makes sense.
stallone was on stern today by palewook	Jan 24th, 2008 08:32:23 PM
he was an interesting interview. and had a few decent stories he gave up.
i hate by slkboxrman	Jan 24th, 2008 08:43:28 PM
movies that pick a subjct that the public may or may not be aware of and use it as a story point...they picked the burmese thing because they want to draw attention to it..and no one can take offense to killing 200 sumthin soldiers of a conflict we know nothing about, i guess
Thanks for choose my question Harry! by Dogmatic	Jan 24th, 2008 09:08:07 PM
It is really cool to get that kinda interaction with a giant of Hollywood in this day and age! You know I am gonna be there to see all that Burmese ass-kicking!!! I know a guy from Burma that immigrated to my town and had to leave his family behind in that nightmare and his wife was killed in it. So I hope Rambo jacks these bastards up real good and it will be interesting to see my friend's take on the film and hopefully it will cause more involvement from the West in this mess.
Plants, All of them! by ganymede3010	Jan 24th, 2008 10:12:56 PM
By the sounds of these reviews this is the best film ever.
One reviewer... by kuldan	Jan 24th, 2008 10:38:22 PM
...on Rotten Tomatoes wished the film had been a more "go-for-broke" film like "Live Free or Die Hard." I immediately rejected his opinion.
Hellraiser 2 had the first Zombie Pussy shot. by future help	Jan 24th, 2008 11:34:55 PM
Lifeforce had a few too.
I'm very anxious about opening weekend by Motoko Kusanagi	Jan 25th, 2008 12:35:56 AM
and hope that the movie is really as good as those reviewers say it is.
just got out of midnight screening by Alkohal	Jan 25th, 2008 01:04:07 AM
First thank you stallone because watching a baby taken from it mothers arms and tossed into a fire, was possibly one of the funniest things ive ever seen on screen. In fact i support more killing of toddlers in movies.
TheJazzTerminator by Alkohal	Jan 25th, 2008 01:27:03 AM
If only....
Just saw it... by milla jovovich	Jan 25th, 2008 02:42:42 AM
and it was hilarious! Rambo fights for white Christians this time because he fought for Al Quaeda last time! Four Burmese women getting gang-raped by drunken soldiers? Fuck 'em, as long as Rambo can get the white women out of the camp! Whatta distraction! I told you so, going up that river into Burma was a bad idea, see, I was right, but hey, you've got a point, I need to get back to AZ and visit my dad. We should've actually MET Rambo's dad. It could've been a CGI John Wayne like in a Bud Light commercial. Rambo is a hilarious, retarded, ill-conceived, racist, ultra-violent cartoon. Where's the super-iconic moments? Where's Rambo popping out of the water with an M60? Where's Rambo fixing up a bullet wound with gunpowder and a knife? Where's the big final throwdown where Rambo goes toe to toe with the big bad guy? Oh, yeah, this time it's stabbing little kids with bayonets and throwing them into burning huts. And ridiculous CGI gore. Way to take yourself so fucking seriously that you end up a parody. Hilarious! My sweet dick!
And not a single explosive arrow! by milla jovovich	Jan 25th, 2008 02:45:40 AM
What the fuck is that all about?
To the British Visitors to the TBs by redfist	Jan 25th, 2008 03:15:30 AM
While we American find it amusing your cutsey use of the lanuage(i.e. tosser, wanker, sod, cheeky, dogdy) but it makes me want to stick my cock in your fish and chips.
Long live RAMBO!!!!!!!! by geodesigns	Jan 25th, 2008 04:00:59 AM
Fuck "Live Free or Sell Out"!
Lived Free, Die Soft, Rambo Hard by I AM ROCKO	Jan 25th, 2008 04:14:57 AM
Man alive this film sounds like it is First Blood brutal with bells on..exactly what I want from it. Although the fourth Die Hard film was an average entertaining action movie (though Willis was on top form) it was only at certain points it felt like a Die Hard film...and yes I think due to the fact that it most of it was sanitized, skewed to a younger auidence. And on by the way Redfist...if you truly wish to upset and offend the British during their dinner, it would be better for you to stick your todger in chicken tikka massala rather than fish and chips. Most Britons eat that more for tea anyhow.
Um, TheJazzTerminator by LaserPants	Jan 25th, 2008 05:47:05 AM
Yes, the Taliban wasn't officially called the Taliban until after we left. BUT IT WAS THE SAME GUYS, DOUCHEBAG. What you think all those guys flew up to heaven after the war? Dumbass. They got the best terrorist training available! Care of the CIA, our tax dollars, and good ole dumbass Ronuld Raygun. Owned? Oh yes, you are OWNED.
Heres A Quote To Back it Up, JazzTerminator: by LaserPants	Jan 25th, 2008 05:57:24 AM
From a book entitled TALIBAN by Ahmid Rashid (2000).: "...some basis for the CIA's military support of the Taliban was provided when, in the early 1980s, the CIA and the ISI (Pakistan's Interservices Intelligence Agency) provided arms to Afghans resisting the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and the ISI assisted the process of gathering radical Muslims from around the world to fight against the Soviets. Osama Bin Laden was one of the key players in organizing training camps for the foreign Muslim volunteers. The U.S. poured funds and arms into Afghanistan and "by 1987, 65,000 tons of U.S.-made weapons and ammunition a year were entering the war"." Of course, this author has a "middle eastern" sounding name, so he must be an "evildoer" right? Praise Jeebus!
Actually, Laserpants... by DocPazuzu	Jan 25th, 2008 06:12:26 AM
...the Afghans Rambo hangs out with in Rambo III are most likely the ones who ended up fighting the Taliban once the war was over. If you had known anything about the Taliban you would know their strict rules when it comes to beard lengths and women's "modesty", none of which are on display with the Afghans in Rambo III. Neither would the proto-Taliban have accepted Soviet defectors in their ranks, whereas that happened on occasion with the forces which later became the Northern Alliance among others. In Rambo III, there is a Soviet field medic who lives, fights and ultimately dies with the Afghans. Afghanistan's most celebrated Mujahedin fighter, Mahsood, was friendly to the west, fought the Taliban for years and was finally murdered by Al Qaeda agents just before 9/11.
I AM ROCKO by redfist	Jan 25th, 2008 06:31:23 AM
Thanx for the advice...even though after some thought I don't think I want to stick my cock into anything British....except for Serina Miller.
JazzTerminator vs. LaserPants by redfist	Jan 25th, 2008 06:34:05 AM
LaserPants 1 JazzTerminator 0
Better bring condoms... by turketron	Jan 25th, 2008 08:21:23 AM
How many loads will you blow during this movie? Better come prepared! (pun intended)
Why did Firebaum leave work early for a 1:30 AM screening? by MrMysteryGuest	Jan 26th, 2008 09:59:22 AM
He needed 14 hours of rest to see this movie?
HOSTEL is a piece of crap by thegreatwhatzit	Jan 26th, 2008 01:01:39 PM
And, sure, Eli Roth is a modern Jonathan Swift. And, sure, HOSTEL is a satire of Anglicized bohemianism--not a self-indulgent piece of gluttony (mis)directed by a frat boy. Anything to make you happy. Whether you're right or left, it can't be disputed: RAMBO will draw attention to the carnage in Burma. Hope the next prez is more alert about this crisis (Hillary Clinton can't even find Burma on a map, not without a team of stooges. Oh what the hell, Viva Obama!).

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