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Sly bleeds some more answers in anticipation of RAMBO - Day 2

Love these things! by holden_oz	Jan 15th, 2008 09:27:39 PM
This one on one Q&A is easily the best thing about this site.
Yeah, but does it have any porn in it? by PornKing	Jan 15th, 2008 09:34:30 PM
zing
great stuff!! Rambo V idea intrigues me.. by coltrautman	Jan 15th, 2008 09:36:30 PM
what could it be?
Rambo v. Jason Bourne by Christopher3	Jan 15th, 2008 09:36:57 PM
Discuss.
Fifth bitches by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 15th, 2008 09:38:59 PM

Why the same questions??? by gunnafan	Jan 15th, 2008 09:40:25 PM
Why are the same old questions getting asked?? some of these were ansered the last time Stallone came to this site to answer questions. And then we also have questions being wasted on "Who could take who in a smackdown between Jackie Stallone and Estelle Getty?" - Choose better questions Harry.
his answer to question #3 lends to possibilities by future help	Jan 15th, 2008 09:41:42 PM
i can almost see it Stalone.
PornKing by caruso_stalker217	Jan 15th, 2008 09:42:09 PM
I believe Bridget the Midget's version, RAMBLOW, will satisfy all of your pornographic needs.
i agree, please, no more Stop or My Mom will Shoot by future help	Jan 15th, 2008 09:43:36 PM
related anythings. that goes for you too Mr. Stalone.
The problem I have with Rambo by CaptainGilgore	Jan 15th, 2008 09:45:37 PM
First of all, Stallone seems like an awesome guy. And I have nothing against him. But whenever I see these Rambo promos, I see a man who supposedly has been stuck in the jungle for all these years, is 60 years old, and yet his face looks like it's been through seventeen of Beverly Hills' best plastic surgeons. It doesn't have the wear and tear that I would expect a 60 year old Rambo to have. I don't have anything against plastic surgery. But when it prevents the realism inherent in inhabiting a character, it's a huge detriment.
Re: Why the same questions??? by brocknroll	Jan 15th, 2008 09:52:45 PM
I agree with gunnafan. The first day of questions were great, but the 2nd day was a real let down. I'm getting tired of the "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" jokes myself. It's time to stop making fun of Sly's past and focus on his future! Harry, a request that I would like to know his thoughts about that "Resident Evil: Extinction" movie, he was at the premiere of that film, you should send him that question that I sent you!
Serious answers by enderandrew	Jan 15th, 2008 09:53:32 PM
I think the first round, when he was talking about Rocky he gave more serious answers, which is not to say he didn't poke fun at himself. It is nice to see a celebrity with a sense of himself, and his role in the world. All too often you hear about these crazy, disillusioned celebrities that don't exist in the real world. (Kevin Smith's Prince story is priceless) I really enjoy this direct feedback, but I'd like to see some more serious answers.
Clear the Air by enderandrew	Jan 15th, 2008 09:57:27 PM
I should have asked it last time, but since Sly isn't ducking anything, I might as well ask it and wonder if he answers. In 2001, I remember reading that Margie Carr filed suit against Stallone for sexual assault. What happened with that, and what was your side of that story?
Rambo by enderandrew	Jan 15th, 2008 10:00:12 PM
I'm looking forward to the new movie, but does it bug anyone else that there was a Rambo III without a Rambo part 1 or 2? Shouldn't have Rambo III been First Blood III? That always bugged me.
Peanut Butter in the Ass! by CobraKai	Jan 15th, 2008 10:01:05 PM
I bet that is the name of the Death Wish remake. DEATH WISH SMOOTH AND CRUNCHY
questions from women by Dr. Girlfriend	Jan 15th, 2008 10:03:31 PM
So far I don't think any questions from women have been answered. Come on, Harry! (And yes, I just want my question answered. :P)
oh... by Dr. Girlfriend	Jan 15th, 2008 10:04:15 PM
And that line about scoring the film with banjos and a piccolo was hilarious!
Hey! You put your chocolate pussy juice in my peanut butter by future help	Jan 15th, 2008 10:23:35 PM
ass
who is Saynt Jaymz? by tme2nsb	Jan 15th, 2008 10:24:54 PM
I'm in OKC too. Drop me a line man.
Peanut Butter in the Ass by tme2nsb	Jan 15th, 2008 10:28:07 PM
that made me laugh, being a former military man myself.
How bout some non-Rambo questions? by Felix_Happer	Jan 15th, 2008 10:32:15 PM
Just sayin.
There's a reason why... by kuldan	Jan 15th, 2008 10:32:20 PM
...Stallone inspired me to go through and graduate from film school. He's very articulate and intelligent, and has a great sense of humor while staying down to Earth. Most actors wouldn't do this kind of talk back, but the guy has to be given a wheel barrel full of respect for staying true to his fans, and even more so to himself. I absolutely love this guy and everything he has done for me and many others as well.
thanks Sly by MC-909	Jan 15th, 2008 10:40:09 PM
As a child of the 80s I can't tell you how much fun it is to read these Q&A sessions. Great stuff all around.
I grew up in Italy and First Blood was super popular... by FlickaPoo	Jan 15th, 2008 10:44:28 PM
...on TV. The guy who dubbed the voice for Stallone was the same voice that did Bill Cosby for the Cosby Show for years and years. Just a bit of trivia for you. Both characters sounded fine, but hearing them back to back was pretty surreal...
personally by Bloo	Jan 15th, 2008 10:46:40 PM
I enjoyed the second round of questions, I didn't think the questions were reptitive or too jokey at all but
had i known how this worked i would have asked a certain questio by prunkhaft	Jan 15th, 2008 10:47:19 PM
who wins the spar between Apollo Creed and Rocky at the end of Rocky 3? I know its a non point, but i'd love to know what Sly would have to say.
Someone ask him by Gwai Lo	Jan 15th, 2008 10:47:59 PM
What his all time favorite movies, directors, actors and actresses are. I'm too lazy to email.
Peanut Butter up ya cunt? by darrenspool	Jan 15th, 2008 10:48:04 PM
Imagine that. Jesus, Stallone, where do you get off telling us about putting peanut butter up your arse?
DO WE GET TO WIN THIS TIME? by slappy jones	Jan 15th, 2008 10:49:51 PM
how many times do I have to ask
H1? H4? by idonotseekabanning	Jan 15th, 2008 10:53:28 PM
Explain.
SLY WILL CLOVERFIELD BE A BOMB? by leobloom	Jan 15th, 2008 10:58:00 PM
I can answer that: HELL YES IT WILL BE!!
Sly - I have the idea of the century by DeCypher44	Jan 15th, 2008 11:06:27 PM
It is this: AvPvR Alien vs Predator vs Rambo. You mentioned changing up the game a bit and bringing Rambo into a different genre. How cool would it be to see Rambo in the jungle with Predators and Aliens?!
Hey SLY - Can I be one of the thugs in Death Wish? by GibsonUSA	Jan 15th, 2008 11:14:18 PM
Please? I'll be the coolest kid on the block.
Yeah, Rambo hasnt eaten any billygoat puke food yet. by GibsonUSA	Jan 15th, 2008 11:17:02 PM
Fix that.
The Peanut Butter story by Francis Begbie	Jan 15th, 2008 11:17:42 PM
The peanut butter story was used in "Training Day" when Denzel goes to see the higher ups and they mention a guy did that to stay out of jail. Not saying Sly is a liar, just saying.
Stallonezone down? by JohnRambo	Jan 15th, 2008 11:20:02 PM
is the forums messing up for anyone else at the stallonezone
I would KILL to see RAMBO vs PREDATOR! by Regicidal_Maniac	Jan 15th, 2008 11:23:03 PM
Okay so it could be seen as a totally hokey sellout by some but I would love it to death. I believe it would be the only thing that could revive interest in the Predator franchise after the dual sucker-punches that were AVP and AVPR.
Rambo meets Sci-Fi... by moto	Jan 15th, 2008 11:28:21 PM
That's my prediction. Think of the genres. It won't be a comedy. It won't be a western. It won't be a horror flick. I predict that it will be a sci-fi flick. I could even see the angle of them either cloning Rambo, time travel, or something like that. But that might be a little too Demolition Man-like. For me though, I'm hoping it's NOT that.
Holy Shit by 5 by 5	Jan 15th, 2008 11:29:17 PM
This Stallone guy is pretty damn smart.
I love Vern sneaking in there... by Alonzo Mosely	Jan 15th, 2008 11:30:38 PM
Now if only Demon Dave would pop up to ask a question...
FRAN'S CUNT VS. RAMBO=SNATCH PROVOLONE by Darth Bauer	Jan 15th, 2008 11:33:00 PM
Don't kill me.
SLY, BRING RAMBO BACK TO CIVILIZATION IN PART 5! by moto	Jan 15th, 2008 11:33:29 PM
I want a Rambo V to be a journey back to civilization for him. He's brought back to the states to train a team for a mission or something... and is forced to lead them into battle. Dramatic impact with him being back in civilization. Heck, maybe he even gets a buzz cut! Bring it full circle and have him believe in the U.S. again, or at least fighting for them. He starts to remember the brotherhood of a platoon. But then all hell breaks loose and by the end of it, his new "brothers" are dead, thanks again to the fucked up military. He goes on a rampage to avenge them. Bring it full circle.
More Stars Should Follow Sly's Lead by Stacy Without An E	Jan 15th, 2008 11:38:34 PM
This from of fan interview is fascinating and I've been impressed by the quality of the questions. But I'm wondering why we can't have more features like this with artists from other facet of the television and motion picture industries. I'd love to ask Lawrence Kasdan about writing "Raiders" or Robert Towne about "Chinatown." There are so many creative people past and present who offer so much inspiration, I'm hoping this site takes the lead an continues this feature.
Sly is VERY smart by cyclo	Jan 15th, 2008 11:56:03 PM
You don't create, write, and direct amazingly brilliant movies if you're not super smart. Sly imagined then wrote Rocky (1976) from scratch. Went on to win the 1976 Academy Award for 'Best Picture of the Year.' That alone makes him a certified genius and an incredible mind to behold.
prunkhaft by gunnafan	Jan 15th, 2008 11:56:35 PM
That question was asked last time Stallone did this...Check the archives.
ABKing: NICE ANSWERS SLY!!! KEEP EM COMING! by ABking	Jan 15th, 2008 11:59:06 PM
I want to see what ideas you have up your sleeves for another RAMBO movie after this one becomes a HUGE HIT!
Rambo 5 by TELF	Jan 16th, 2008 12:01:26 AM
Seriously, what gives? Seems like the natural thing to do would be to bring him home, but I'm totally intrigued by Sly's mysterious musing.
Vern... by TELF	Jan 16th, 2008 12:11:23 AM
Have you ever been made aware of the the Anti-Stallone theory, as regards Mr. Steven Seagal? While both Italian-American, Stallone is short, vascular, aggressive, vocal, emotional and increasingly (as the film run time progresses) shirtless - Whereas Seagal is tall, chunky, pacifist (in a really original and violent way),laconic, stoic and tends to (mercifully) be fully dressed at all times, sometimes over dressed. Seriously, in Under Siege 2 he wears a suit for the whole thing - Sly would have been in his undies by the time that train crashed (spoiler). Thoughts from our foremost Seagalogist...?
Sly is ducking the Hollywood Liberals. by darthbinks1220	Jan 16th, 2008 12:26:34 AM
I am disappointed with the subject matter of Rambo. Today's main global threat is Islamic Fascism. Mr. Stallone side-stepped the issue not to piss off liberal Hollywood, the corrupt media,.....or the people @ AICN. Sad, because John Rambo symbolizes the United States of America. He's our greatest hero. Yep, sorry Supes, only humans apply. Sylvester Stallone saying Rambo would have to dump Osama bin Laden in the Oval Office is hogwash. As long as his mission is against al Qaeda, most Americans would line up for a very topical new Rambo entry. Now that is a movie w/ it's balls intact. The sixty year Burmese conflict is not a threat to us, let alone the whole world. Kinda leaves us flat. Ya know what I mean?
RAMBO with surviving team members in next film and HUNTER! by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 12:29:31 AM
SLY...buy the rights to JAMES BYRON HUGGINS 'HUNTER' and make this bad ass sci-fi movie already!!!!!!!! Also, in the next RAMBO, he should be back in the U.S.A. with his surviving team members from RAMBO doing something...
darthbinks, Rambo vs. Brown People is the easy way out by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Jan 16th, 2008 12:49:39 AM
There's other shit going on in the world than the U.S. invasion of the Middle East. I know it's hard for you to imagine but the rest of the world does not revolve around the united states.
We are the modern day Roman Empire, plus by darthbinks1220	Jan 16th, 2008 01:22:56 AM
we police the world against potential nuclear holocaust from every corner of the planet. We ARE the superpower. As Reggie Jackson once said, "The straw that stirs the drink". Not freakin' Burma, Sly.
This Q&A is great again! by Motoko Kusanagi	Jan 16th, 2008 01:28:51 AM
And I second that idea with a RAMBO movie in an urban setting!
Why "should" he focus... by kuldan	Jan 16th, 2008 01:48:14 AM
...on current major political events with his movies? Not ALL movies have to reflect exactly what's big in this year's news. Some things transcend time, and I think Stallone has chosen wisely to use an eye-opening conflict widely ignored as the setting for his new sequel. Tell me how this isn't being somewhat politically viewed, if you are looking at this film from a political standpoint? Open your eyes to the world outside of your OWN little world. Stallone did - so should you. For a short guy, Stallone's got a humongous set of cajones.
Rambo 5 Bizarre Idea? by SJBKAT	Jan 16th, 2008 01:55:17 AM
Another genre? Are we talking like some sci-fi stuff? Rambo vs Predator? Or maybe Rambo finally snaps and goes around killing old war generals or corrupt leaders and is finally hunted by law enforcement? I mean, what could Stallone possibly mean here...
HGH by Kevin Mayle	Jan 16th, 2008 01:56:02 AM
I hope one of the upcoming questions is what he feels about Human Growth Hormones, since he takes them but didn't mention his ideas on it in his book, Sly Moves.
Short? by Kevin Mayle	Jan 16th, 2008 01:59:35 AM
Sly, aren't you 5'9" or 5'10"? Why does everyone consider that to be short? It's an average height.
Mr Sexon the Sax by tme2nsb	Jan 16th, 2008 02:01:51 AM
Actually, already married. It's rare to find people from okc on these boards. To be technical, I'm from Edmond - you know, the same city who's paper pissed off the cast of Indy IV :P
From John Rambo to Rambo by Kevin Mayle	Jan 16th, 2008 02:02:12 AM
Why the change in film title from John Rambo?
Death Wish by Kevin Mayle	Jan 16th, 2008 02:03:41 AM
I hope you go through with the remake of Death Wish. It's a great idea!
Commando vs Rambo by Stupendous Man	Jan 16th, 2008 02:05:28 AM
but instead of against each other..I say Arnie and Stallone should hook up the characters from both movies...and go to war with some country, just the 2 of them!Just put a continously updated body counter in the bottom corners to see who wins
I think Moto is right... by cameron1975willi	Jan 16th, 2008 02:16:40 AM
Bringing Rambo back to the States is the next logical step for the character.
re:TELF and eye-talians by MrMajestic	Jan 16th, 2008 02:27:43 AM
Actually bud Sly is mostly Italian and part miscellaneous. While on the other hand Steven Segal(originally pronounced like "Siegel") is half Jewish and half Irish, not a drop of Italian there.
Yo, tme2nsb by Saynt Jaymz	Jan 16th, 2008 02:33:04 AM
Nice to meet someone from OKC on here. I usually just read these talkbacks, I havent really posted much on here, but I had to now, seeing as how one of my questions got on here. Thats awesome! I wonder what direction he is going for with Rambo V...
I love these Q&A's. by TattooedBillionaire	Jan 16th, 2008 02:47:20 AM
Bruce Willis answered one of my questions, and I thought that was one of the coolest things EVER!
love this man... by Samplelord	Jan 16th, 2008 02:52:51 AM
One of the most humble and funny "action Star" around...can't wait for Rambo4...I would love to see him in something like Fist or Copland again, the man has acting chops he has bearly strtched yet...keep it up
genre-hoppin' Rambo? by DocPazuzu	Jan 16th, 2008 02:56:30 AM
Like RegMan said: Rambo vs Predator would be awesome, although not very likely. What's left? Rambo vs a zombie Confederate army? How about Rambo goes back in time and slaughters entire regiments of Hitler's Waffen-SS? Sweet. Wow, I'm beginning to sound like ABking.
The sixty year Burmese conflict is not a threat to us..... by Samplelord	Jan 16th, 2008 03:01:03 AM
In other words...just let them die. Is it me or does the inbreeding in the states reaching critical levels?...Fuck Ruwanda, it's not a threat to us,Fuck Kosovo,it's not a threat to us,Fuck New Orleans,it's just poor black poeple...It's that attitude that will make a lot of countries a threat to your "land of the free"
Training Day! by BenBraddock	Jan 16th, 2008 03:19:04 AM
Thanks Begbie, I was racking my brains when I read Sly's peanut butter comment, I knew I'd heard it before but couldn't remember where. Anyway, maybe the TD screenwriter heard that story too. Or maybe it's just very common to annoint one's anus with peanut butter in the States.
It's not a TOO-MAH!!!! by Vamp-AICNchat	Jan 16th, 2008 03:32:27 AM
That's what Arnie would say about answer 4, Sly. Thanks AICN and SS for another great Q & A. Well done, look forward to Monday.
deliciouscowbell... by Vamp-AICNchat	Jan 16th, 2008 03:38:34 AM
...did you see Celebrity Big Brother with Jackie?
Shit, I didn't finish it off by Vamp-AICNchat	Jan 16th, 2008 03:42:19 AM
Everyone was scared of her, and that was a old lady. She was very entertaining
I was that close to asking a Muppets question by CherryValance	Jan 16th, 2008 03:59:51 AM
Good thing you guys came up with better ones. That was a great idea Misterpat, about a saga type film. I just hope Reagan didn't try the popcorn trick on him.
damn by Vern	Jan 16th, 2008 04:17:00 AM
I was hoping Rambo would eat his way out of a cage or something cool like that. Or the Burmese soldiers are force feeding him disgusting things to torture him but he just eats it without complaint. After hours of failure one of the guys tosses whatever the torture food is on the ground in frustration and there's a shot of a billygoat trying to eat it and then puking it up. That would be a little reference that only the true fans like us would get.
Creepy thin man...I just amazed.. by Samplelord	Jan 16th, 2008 04:19:27 AM
That facist sentiments like that are allowed on a movie site like this...It's a movie site not a site dedicated to extreme politics...freedom of speech is one thing, claiming your race,country is above others is a nother...this shit pisses me of
Doc you need more !!!!! and empahsis on BoxOffice by Regicidal_Maniac	Jan 16th, 2008 04:26:31 AM
You need more exclamation points to truly sound like ABking. And of course to truly nail it you need to type whilst unashamedly thinking of Greco-Roman wrestling with a freshly oily Steve Reeves. Don't actually mention it, but it'll come through. You need to constantly mention the potential Box Office receipts and future sequel plans for the sweaty, muscley, musky, waxed, ripped, hot, throbbing, heaving, hard ... see I tried it and got carried away, note perfect ABking. The AB King is a great product and it fits right under the bed of most hypmermasculine 1980s movie stars, whether they know it or not.
Rambo vs Leprechaun... by DocPazuzu	Jan 16th, 2008 04:43:24 AM
...in tha Hood!
I'd buy that for a dollar by Lost Jarv	Jan 16th, 2008 05:22:29 AM
Rambo v Lep in da hood. But only if they both Rap and Ice T resumes his old role.
Jarv by DocPazuzu	Jan 16th, 2008 05:32:18 AM
What, and no Coolio?
Rambo V -Party at Kitties by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jan 16th, 2008 06:03:35 AM
Rambo gets out 20 years of tension.
This film has its balls intact. by just pillow talk	Jan 16th, 2008 06:24:22 AM
New rating: BI-2...both balls intact like Rambo. If a movie pussies out a bit, BI-1 or BI-0.5. Some more great answers, and I think they'll just get better as this goes on, much like last time. Don't forget Coolio in Rambo vs. Lep. And Master Oats.
crap...didn't see Doc's Coolio comment by just pillow talk	Jan 16th, 2008 06:24:56 AM

RAMBO vs. PREDATOR! by brokentusk	Jan 16th, 2008 06:31:51 AM
Totally agree, that would be fucking badass! I wonder what Sly meant by taking the RAMBO franchise into a different genre. I'd love for Rambo to take on something supernatural next, that'd just be so bizarre. I also agree with others who are saying that the next logical step is to bring Rambo back to America, but personally I'd rather see him take on a dinosaur or something.
Rambo in US by Dazzler69	Jan 16th, 2008 06:46:20 AM
Would probably be the best story if done right and why he likes it again or still hates it. Rambo vs Predator would be interesting also, might be a good way to team up with Arnold also. I just bought old Predator at BB and it has a cool 3d card on it I bought just for that!
Rambo vs Satan! by Knuckleduster	Jan 16th, 2008 06:53:06 AM
What? Arnie did it...
RE:RAMBO vs. PREDATOR,bad idea.... by travis-dane	Jan 16th, 2008 06:56:04 AM
Guys,RAMBO fights whole ARMY`s,small countries and Muay-Thay fighter`s!RAMBO killed around 200 dudes in part 2!He EATS Russian chopper`s for Breakfast!And you come up with a Predator!?!?How boring is that! It would be cool if RAMBO goes to the Predator homeworld and HUNTs him some Predator!Because RAMBO is the REAL Predator!RAMBO would kill a Predator with one swing of his Machete without even looking! Thats all!
I'm still waiting for info from anyone on by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 06:56:17 AM
Dolan's Cadillac. Damn, I really should have submitted that to Sly. I forget if it's from Night Shift or Skeleton Crew, but it is a damn good read.
Rambo vs Matrix by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 06:59:50 AM
Who would win in a fight Rambo or John Matrix. Thats a question I would ask.
Rambo vs. Wilkes by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 07:06:21 AM
That would be a match to see.
travis-dane, damn right. by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Jan 16th, 2008 07:10:25 AM
Rambo is the ultimate warrior. I know let Rambo enter a reality show like that shitty Condemned flick where he fights Jaguar Paw, Matrix, The Predator, Jason, Neo, Atticus Finch, Max Cady, Chuck Norris, Riggs and Murtaugh, Rocky, and also Cujo. Rambo would PAWN their asses. Matrix would be close though.
Duh, took me a while to figure out Matrix by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 07:14:25 AM
I'm like he'd kick Keanu's ass. Duh er, man I really need to drink my coffee in the morning before I read. Dirtyjoke, good call on adding Jaguar Paw to the mix, he was awesome.
You have forgotten the"FILIPINO ACTION MIDGET"! by travis-dane	Jan 16th, 2008 07:20:46 AM
Look it up on youtube!He could be a tough act for RAMBO.I can Imagine how the two team up to kill some Predator pussys(20-30)while fighting each other at the same time!
I reckon... by Crawing	Jan 16th, 2008 07:21:00 AM
Sly's considering Rambo 5 to be done motion capture, ala Beowulf...then we can see Rambo 'The Early Years'
Why are they always called John? by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 07:24:59 AM
John Rambo, John Matrix, John Mclane. Just wondered that all
Peanut Butter in Ass-Cracks by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 07:30:18 AM
Rambo movies featuring banjos, piccolos and flutes! Movies with "balls intact." I LOVE this shit! Great responses Sly. It's gonna be another fun Sly Q&A this winter!
John sounds better then Jane! by travis-dane	Jan 16th, 2008 07:30:40 AM

RAMBO V: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA by brokentusk	Jan 16th, 2008 07:33:42 AM
In which our hero, after rescuing captured Americans in the jungles of Burma, is selected to go on a mission into space to make contact with a mysterious alien object passing through our solar system. What will he find inside the bowels of Rama? Based on Arthur C. Clarke’s science fiction masterpiece, RAMBO V: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA proves that even in space, man must confront his inner demons.
Kuldan by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 07:35:16 AM
Sly didn't inspire me to go to grad school and law school, but the Rocky series did give me the focus I needed to "train" for the bar examination. Sounds hokey, but it worked. I passed the first time, didn't need no rematch. Coming soon from Nestle--the RAMBO CRUNCH BAR. Creamy peanut butter covered with chocolate pussy caramel.
Over the Top 2: Under the Gun by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 07:50:53 AM
Lincoln Hawk arm-wrestles the entire Burmese army just in time to enjoy some peanut butter ass chocolate with his estranged son. Oh, and Hawk's truck can change into a GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT.
Bad boys 3. mission to Burma by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 08:00:00 AM
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence go to save a stricken cop. And are immediately shot in the fae for being annoying cunts
stallonezone down by adnuk68	Jan 16th, 2008 08:04:05 AM
yeah i can't get in either
Yackbacker by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 08:05:59 AM
Not a bad idea. I can see my bosses calling me out on something, and I'd retort with the First Blood post-arm stitching speech, "It's not my fault...but I didn't DO anything!" Or if anyone asks you where you were in the afternoon, "Lunch...all I wanted wuz somethin' ta eat."
behind the scenes Balboa'frank stallone by adnuk68	Jan 16th, 2008 08:07:00 AM
there was so much video footage that frank stallone shot during balboa with the fans and sly interacting, fans outside freezing. almost none of his video is used on the dvd edition. why? it was great stuff.
Best line in RAMBO by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 08:07:41 AM
For me it's got to be "I can't find your legs man"
puzzledman69 by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 08:14:55 AM
No, it's "Shine please, shine."
He is the f*cking man by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Jan 16th, 2008 08:21:59 AM
Cannot wait to see this movie.
maybe peanut butter in my ass will get me out of work! by Jugdish	Jan 16th, 2008 08:33:28 AM
That is truly brilliant
Wasnt Jackie Chan supposed to be in this Rambo? by GibsonUSA	Jan 16th, 2008 08:35:48 AM
Put him in the next one, then. And what's the next Rambo going to be called? I suggest "RAMBO 2" just to drive the fanboys insane.
Damn! by Philvis	Jan 16th, 2008 08:43:45 AM
How can you not love Stallone. This guy is a 100% class act. I have always loved his movies(excluding the obvious that he himself will agree on), and really appreciate him taking the time to talk with the fans. Great stuff!
WAAAAAAAHHHH!! BOOHOOHOOOO!!!!! by Cpt Kirks 2pay	Jan 16th, 2008 08:45:05 AM
Stallone hasn't answered my questions yet!!! Last time he answered TWO of them!! Who else has he done that too!! Sly, what's wrong!!!?? You and I were like THIS!!! (Crosses fingers to illustrate that. Then crosses his legs. Then Stallone asks for his legs to be removed from my legs crossing over his before he southpaws me in the nuts again!) MAN! If this were an ELLEEEEEEEN Page Q&A TB with me and her - you and I wouldn't be having this conversation. ELLEEEEEN would've wiped us out. For months I've been ranting on about her, now you all believe me that I am the foresee-er of the Apocalypse!! Yes truly!!! For I foresaw that ELLEEEEEENNN would become so popular for being a beautiful explosive actress that she would surely destroy all of geekdom come!!! ELLEEEEEENN!!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS!!! I AM YOUR SLAAAVE!!! COME AND TAKE ME MISTRESS!! I AM YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh shush by GibsonUSA	Jan 16th, 2008 08:46:26 AM
Sly hasnt answered any of my questions at all, including the Rocky Q&A.
Best line by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 08:57:46 AM
To be honest, it's almost anything Richard Crenna says. I reckon he's my favourite character. Just like the army General in commando is the best thing in that film. I love those guys in 80's action films. There only real reason for being there is to emphasize just how much of a hard ass the Hero is.
To the guy who was talking like rambo at work by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 09:03:15 AM
I once got into trouble for doing somthing similar. I worked with a guy called adrian and he got so pissed off with me screaming AAADRIENNE at him he put in a formal complaint. Luckily my boss was a Rocky fan and saw the funny side. So be careful with that shit, thats all I'm saying.
yackbacker by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 09:53:47 AM
To be honest it was probably the fact i'd scream it across the office several times a day that he was pissed off about. But I wish I worked in a cool office like yours sounds like. the girl who sits next to me doesn't even know who indiana Jones is. It's like I work in a cultural vaccuum.
yackbacker by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 09:53:47 AM
To be honest it was probably the fact i'd scream it across the office several times a day that he was pissed off about. But I wish I worked in a cool office like yours sounds like. the girl who sits next to me doesn't even know who indiana Jones is. It's like I work in a cultural vaccuum.
apologies for the double post. by puzzledman69	Jan 16th, 2008 09:54:26 AM
I'm new to this shit
Rocky 6 Pack?? Did you Record the Commentaries already? by Stallone82	Jan 16th, 2008 09:54:29 AM
Hey Sly, Did you already record the Commentary Tracks for Rocky 2,3,4 & 5?? Please get them to make seperate 90 Minute Documentaries for all the rest of the Rocky Films.
ColTrautman - STALLONEZONE is down -OVERLOAD? by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 10:11:08 AM
Can't access the BIGGEST STALLONE SITE IN THE WORLD --STALLONEZONE- Anyone else having this problem?
and when ou put out that Rocky six pack... by Refuge5	Jan 16th, 2008 10:11:56 AM
with all making of documentaries, release them on blu ray to please...
how can you not know who indiana jones is? by Lost Jarv	Jan 16th, 2008 10:14:21 AM
Is she 8? That can be the only feasible reason. And Rambo v Lep has to feature coolio. That one's a given
abking by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 10:20:06 AM
i cant get into szone either..
rambo 5 should go back to the states! by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 10:21:32 AM
imagine rambo back in the states like he was in first blood..maybe he teams up with the surviving team members?? should be called Rambo:Final blood
John is a pretty common name by ArcadianDS	Jan 16th, 2008 10:34:55 AM
So i dont question the fact that it shows up often in film. Please pick better questions - Mr Stallone is probably kicking himself right now. If Harry is cherry picking the questions, then he's only asking the ones he finds interesting to himself - effectively, Mr Stallone is answering Harry's questions. I have a better idea - mail ALL the questions to Mr Stallone and let HIM choose which ones to answer.
Thanks ColTrautman...too much on the SITE! by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 10:41:04 AM
Hopefully Craig has it back up soon!
RAMBO IN SPACE! by Airstrike	Jan 16th, 2008 10:54:05 AM
I see that others have already made fun of this idea and I don't know why but I just feel like that is what Stallone is alluding to - a sci-fi Rambo film.
His name is John Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 10:55:16 AM
His name in the original novel "First Blood" was John Rambo. That's why it's "John" in the movies. Someone is questioning that?
Yackbacker is a lawyer, too by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 10:59:38 AM
Yay! Another geek attorney! Wonder twin powers--ACTIVATE
Harry, how about a story on that Texas UFO? by JDanielP	Jan 16th, 2008 11:07:04 AM
I have a feeling that many more people saw that thing, outside of Texas. (Did anyone else see that?!)
SLY: Buy HUNTER novel and adapt it into next RAMBO!!! by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 11:10:10 AM
Sly, if you are going to make the next RAMBO MOVIE kinda sci-fi...just simply buy the rights to James Byron Huggin's HUNTER novel which was written for you and adapt it into the 5th RAMBO movie...sounds like a good idea to me! Fans would get the HUNTER movie they always wanted but it would be RAMBO (the Nathanial Hunter character was essentially Rambo anyway) hunting and fighting the creature with his team members!
Hey Sly by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 11:13:16 AM
I love you, but just for fun you should play some dude in a movie named Timmy Knockerfinkle. Just cuz. Not Hawk, not Cobretti. Timmy.
Sorry to post off topic, about the UFO in Texas. by JDanielP	Jan 16th, 2008 11:16:36 AM
I'd feel better if Sly would kick alien butt in a MEN IN BLACK/MARS ATTACKS/GREMLINS inspired Tim Burton-style action/comedy big-budget special-effects extravaganza.
SCI-FI Rambo? "RAMBO IN SPACE"??? Yeeeeah!!! by JDanielP	Jan 16th, 2008 11:20:29 AM
That's so crazy it COULD work!!! And Hollywood COULD use a dose of originality...and you're not going to get much more original than THAT!!!
Rambo vs.... by DocPazuzu	Jan 16th, 2008 11:22:06 AM
...HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! "Gimme the goddamn PASSCODES!"
Rambo vs. Ghandi and Mother Theresa by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 11:39:01 AM
"You want peace? It's as easy as breathin'."
TheJazzTerminator, as hostile as it was, I see your point. by JDanielP	Jan 16th, 2008 11:55:12 AM
Simple answer is to start with a new character. How about a trailer trash, gun lovin', red blooded American who has a new reason for livin'? Kill those alien bastards, Sly! Let's have some fun!
dude just sold me on it. by palewook	Jan 16th, 2008 12:02:35 PM
I truly hate “caper” movies. I think if I ever developed a cancer, it’ll be a caper tumor lodged at the back of my brain. So, I said to the studio, “What’s wrong with doing a film about man’s inhumanity to man and sometimes God’s indifference to his loyal followers?” no shit, i'm there when it opens.
Rambo: Dueling Banjo Edition by Rei-Ginsei	Jan 16th, 2008 12:02:41 PM
Complete with "Whaa Whaa Whaaaaaaa!" from a trumpet every time someone bites it!
Rambo vs. E.T. by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 12:35:48 PM
Stabbing Out Your Heartlight This Summer. El-li-ot...I'm comin' ta get YOU
If Vern is doing DTV reviews he needs to do by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 12:36:17 PM
D-Tox aka Eye See You by Stallone. It looks good, but I've never rented it. Can't say it's good or bad but "Hey, I gots to know."
MrMajestic... by TELF	Jan 16th, 2008 12:46:01 PM
Thanks for the correction, bud. However, I would argue that in terms of screen persona they've both consistently embraced a certain Italianosity. Again, I defer to more qualified scholars as regards the significance/consequences of these observations... Now get back to yer melon harvest.
I doubt its sci-fi... by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 12:55:28 PM
theres other genres...but it does intrigue me what he has in store..
RAMBO IS GOING TO ROCK!!!!! by fritzlorrerains	Jan 16th, 2008 01:00:21 PM
SLY YOU RULE! Thank you for another RAMBO! Can't wait!
Some people's sarcasm detectors are busted.... by GibsonUSA	Jan 16th, 2008 01:10:53 PM
PSSSSSST!!....the Rambo in Space comments...their jokes.....ur welcome...
RAMBO vs. PREDATOR? by SpencerTrilby	Jan 16th, 2008 01:19:34 PM
I'd pay to see that. But that Muppets musical sounds ok too.
HEY, MASSAWYRM! by SkinJob69	Jan 16th, 2008 01:36:57 PM
Sorry about being off-topic, but did anyone else here see Massawyrm's Cloverfield review on the site at around 930 this am? It was only up for like 5 minutes for some reason. Review was positive and had a good line about inverted nipples (that much I remember). So what's up with your review disappearing, Massa?
HEY, MASSAWYRM! by SkinJob69	Jan 16th, 2008 01:36:59 PM
Sorry about being off-topic, but did anyone else here see Massawyrm's Cloverfield review on the site at around 930 this am? It was only up for like 5 minutes for some reason. Review was positive and had a good line about inverted nipples (that much I remember). So what's up with your review disappearing, Massa?
This talkback has the makings of a screenplay by Bobo_Vision	Jan 16th, 2008 02:05:40 PM
Maybe Stallone's next movie can be about an obsessed fan who kidnaps him and forces him to make a movie where Rambo fights creatures from outerspace, and keeps Stallone tied up in a chair while he puts peanut butter into his nooks and crannies, and caresses his ABs.
Nothing is over! Nothing! by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 02:09:14 PM
Rambo vs. Galactus Rambo vs. Batman Rambo vs. John McLane Rambo vs. SlingBlade Rambo vs. Anton Chigurh Rambo vs. Jason Rambo vs. Roy Batty Rambo vs. The Geico Gecko
Gibson USA is a child of the spellcheck age by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 02:10:29 PM
Their: possessive, ex. their car. There: location, ex. over there. They're: contraction of they are. Sorry to sound like a nitpicky whiner Gib, but misspelling/misuse of their, there, they're is just a pet peeve of mine.
Grammaton by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 02:19:09 PM
Be glad you don't work where I do. The official language of my office is a unique blend of pig latin, mutilated english, and ebonics. For example, "I been axin you back for my ank pin for a monfh, because it's mines."
Talkbackers shuld check out this interview... by judge dredds fresh undies	Jan 16th, 2008 02:30:21 PM
Sly mentions going Rambo on us, http://www.collider.com/enter tainment/interviews/article.as p/aid/6608/tcid/1 The Rambo vs Space Aliens posts made me chuckle but seriously Sy should do another sci fi flick. Demolition man is da bomb.
Rotten Tomatoes by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 02:31:14 PM
Reformatted their home page.
Demolition Man vs. Minority Report by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 16th, 2008 02:46:26 PM
Equals "Minority Man" (or "Demolition Report"). Two good cops. Frozen in time like Birdseye Vegetable Medley. Thawed out to stop the most notorious criminals ever. Wesley Snipes and Colin Farrell, and their GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS. Stallone. Cruise. "Demolition Report." Coming this summer to a scientology recruiting center near you.
And don't look now Snowcone, there's an ask by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 16th, 2008 02:49:36 PM
murderer running around "Da Hood." Demolition Report, LOL.
RAMBO VS. SHORT ROUND!!! by BringingSexyBack	Jan 16th, 2008 02:56:30 PM
He's Asian ain't he?
ThreeOranges,RAMBO punches you for free... by travis-dane	Jan 16th, 2008 03:35:18 PM
little man and then KILLS you with his Machete without looking!Then RAMBO goes hunting again!
reinterprate Hunter into Rambo V by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 03:56:52 PM
could that be what sly means?? Hunter was a story written with sly in mind...and the character is very much Rambo like
Die Hard IV by PedroM	Jan 16th, 2008 04:13:49 PM
Someone should ask Sly if he saw Die Hard 4.0 and if he did like it or not. Just curious...
RAMBO back in the U.S. is a WANTED man by... by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 04:57:27 PM
Maybe Sly's idea is RAMBO is a wanted man back on U.S. soil? I agree NOOOOOOOOOO sci-fi!
The spellcheck age was a generation ago. by GibsonUSA	Jan 16th, 2008 06:06:39 PM
And if grammatical errors make you cringe, online message boards are the last place you should be. I find out-of-the-blue correcting of grammer on message boards silly...and kind of stupid, to be honest.
If Rambo and Jack Bauer got into a fight by skywalkerfamily	Jan 16th, 2008 07:43:14 PM
Who would win?
How about "Rambo Begins" by Dr Gregory House	Jan 16th, 2008 08:10:17 PM
Sly can write and direct a 20-something Green Beret of Indian-German decent (that's a helluva combination) going to Vietnam with his team helmed by Trautman. Just don't let Rob Zombie near it. (Astro Creep still rules though)
If Rambo and Jack Bauer got into a fight by ironic_name	Jan 16th, 2008 08:18:04 PM
chuck norris would win
dr gregory House NO by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 08:56:12 PM
that would be a horrible idea...i hate "prequels" I think he should come to the U.s.
GOLDGOLD: Rambo vs. Predator: GOLDGOLD by future help	Jan 16th, 2008 09:15:50 PM
are you reading these Sly?
Rambo And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. With Aliens! by TallBoy66	Jan 16th, 2008 09:50:57 PM
Yeah, that's where I wanna go when he says "surreal" I don't think Rambo vs. Predator would be a good idea, they made that movie already. It was called Predator.
Rambo vs. Lee Marvin by Hikaru Ichijo	Jan 16th, 2008 09:52:45 PM
or Predator. or Terminator. or CLOVERFIELD. Rambo is a cartoon. A big, wanking dose of fantasy that rocks! He can fight Darth Vader in a PS3 game and win.
SLY, YOU GOTTA MAKE DEATH WISH ABOUT KILLING DEALERS by BringingSexyBack	Jan 16th, 2008 10:07:43 PM
Do it for Brad.
Rambo: 24 by skywalkerfamily	Jan 16th, 2008 10:17:26 PM
Jack must hunt down a Rambo who has been going around the U.S. hunting a terrorist.
Creepy Thin Man by zacdilone	Jan 16th, 2008 10:26:04 PM
Not all Christian missionaries are "do-gooders," and they certainly don't think a Bible in their pocket is all they need to protect themselves. Many simply go to parts of the world where human rights are denied in an attempt to show some compassion and give aid, and nearly all are well aware of the dangers involved.
Sly you gotta make death Wish about killing everybody! by coltrautman	Jan 16th, 2008 10:36:12 PM
do it for coltrautman here ;) seriously though your idea sounds great...Hope you film it..maybe have Jeff Goldublum in a cameo wearing a jug-head hat LOL
Thank you Sly by NoahTall	Jan 16th, 2008 10:51:59 PM
I would like to thank you most of all for showing Hollywood and the general public that just because you have a few years under your belt that it doesn't mean you can't be in great shape and still be an action hero.
SLY'S IDEA for NEXT R A M B O are........... by ABking	Jan 16th, 2008 11:01:03 PM
1) If Rambo was created by the Government to be a perfect Solider there have to be other guys like him. What if a modern version of Rambo, maybe a veteran of the Iraq war, goes bad? After he returns from the war he turns his knowledge of Killing against innocent people. Becoming a cold blooded Killer. But a Killer who is an expert in combat and Guerrilla Warfare. So what do the Police do? They ask for Rambo's help. 2) Rambo back on U.S. soil is asked by the fictional president to do a top secret mission for him...
Sly is on Thurs Jan. 17 David Letterman show by BDuncan	Jan 16th, 2008 11:06:43 PM

Mr. Rambo Goes to Washington by NoodlesHahn	Jan 17th, 2008 01:47:43 AM
"I will not yield the floor, Mr. President! It wasn't my war! You asked me!" Rambo fires M60 at Senate
ABking: Think that ones already been made... by Crawing	Jan 17th, 2008 02:14:15 AM
...starred Tommy Lee Jones and Benico Del Torro was called The Hunted. PedroM: Sent that question to Harry last week - so far he hasn't cherry picked that one (or any other for that matter) from my list of many. Probably too busy thinking up fake names for his own questions...not that I'm bitter about it or anything.
Wasn't Rambo 3, like, he sent all the nukes to the moon? by CaptainGilgore	Jan 17th, 2008 03:42:14 AM
Did anybody even see Rambo 3?
Rambo VS. Cloverfield... by sonnyfern	Jan 17th, 2008 05:04:18 AM
But then again I guess he'd just be fighting a lion and I kinda saw that in Gladiator already...
ABKing by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 07:22:15 AM
But it's been established that neither Trautman, nor the military system, "made" Rambo what he is. They just "chipped away the rough edges," as Trautman stated in Part III. So Fort Bragg may have turned out some other great fighting men in Rambo's time, but the nature of what he is was already there prior to enlisting / being drafted. And by the way good morning everyone, I hope you're all enjoying your fine bowl of Inverted Nipples cereal for breakfast. So yummy, so nutritious! So inverted, it's delicious! Nip-PUHLLs!!
ABking by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 08:09:22 AM
Wouldnt that end up basically Assassins 2 with Antonio Banderas?
Rudyrusso don't you have any heros? by judge dredds fresh undies	Jan 17th, 2008 08:10:34 AM
Stop trolling and get a life.
The only way Rambo would come back to the US... by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 08:16:51 AM
...is for family, or for a former comrade. I think those are the only ways possible. Other things like a bad guy running around or something wouldnt work. He's said "my war is over" for 20 years now.
I have seen it... and it rules ! by stamper	Jan 17th, 2008 08:18:31 AM
STALLONE DID IT AGAIN ! BRUCEY CAN EAT HIS PG13 AND FAKE R ! THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA ! STALLONE RULES ! DOWN WITH GENOCIDES !
Maybs Sly should have directed Aliens vs. Predator 2. by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 08:26:22 AM
That movie makes people sad. :(
Rambo comes home by stamper	Jan 17th, 2008 08:37:53 AM
Not wanting to reveal too much; he does comes back on american soil in this movie, and it's great.
stamper by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 08:54:21 AM
Sly may not like that you just revealed that lol...although he is likely not even reading this due to his schedule, though he used to.
Snowcone by coltrautman	Jan 17th, 2008 09:03:57 AM
what if Another "soldier" cracked and went on a killing spree killing innocent civilians and started some Cult. and RAMBO had to hunt him down and kill him??
coltrautman by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 09:44:05 AM
That could work. One of the early concepts for the new film was Rambo vs. crazy militia people. Hunting down a fellow comrade gone berserk would be fun, but I think there has to be some kind of slant where ONLY Rambo could do it, and typical law enforcement and military aren't enough.
Superman threw the nukes into the sun from space by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 10:19:13 AM
Rambo could toss them from earth.
RAMBO can KILL a NUKE with one swing of... by travis-dane	Jan 17th, 2008 10:39:38 AM
his Machete,not even looking.RAMBO does not throw Nukes in the sun,He eats them for Breakfast!And goes hunting again!
Rambo can punch an elephant by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 10:42:23 AM
in the face one time and kill it. Stamper's little spoiler above leads me to think Rambo dies. I don't see him coming back to the U.S. willingly. Why would he after over 25 years away?
Rambo would shield a nuke with his body. by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 10:45:25 AM
...then wrap bandages around his ribs and ask for Bengay.
Rambo can cook a mean souffle by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 10:47:50 AM
made of bugs and shit.
Rambo can juggle automobiles by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 10:49:30 AM
Rambo can lift a Toyota Camry and hurl it across a crowded intersection. Rambo was hit by a school bus once, and everyone in the front half of the bus died on impact. Rambo killed the rest because the collision annoyed him. Rambo attacks sharks. Rambo wrestled, killed, and ate the bear that mauled the Grizzly Man. Rambo fells helicopters with rocks. Rambo hurls sledgehammers like Thor. The government tried to give Rambo a lethal injection a couple times, but all needles bent when pressed against his dermis. Rambo can breathe underwater indefinitely, and he can eat a crowbar and spit out nails.
Rambo can clean an entire house in under 2 hours by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 10:54:14 AM
I'm talking a colonial, not a silly one story ranch mind you.
Rambo once killed a dinosaur by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 10:54:34 AM
with a manhole cover. Rambo doesn't know it, but his skin is now bulletproof. When Rambo was a child, his baby teeth refused to fall out, so he had to pry them out with an ice skate like in Cast Away. The last time Rambo ejaculated, three women died and the power went out for 20 square blocks. Rambo doesn't drink decaf. Rambo once strangled a tiger because it looked at him wrong.
Rambo washes dishes AND drys them.. by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 10:55:35 AM
all with one hand tied behind his back.
Rambo does his grocery shopping by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 10:57:45 AM
without using a cart or a grocery list. He doesn't leave home without coupons though...
The last time authorities by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 11:02:15 AM
tried giving Rambo a rectal probe, he flexed his sphincter muscles and snapped their fingers off. Rambo once rescued a girl who was trapped under a fallen tree by biting and chewing his way through the wood. Napalm wouldn't even singe Rambo's pubes, which are coarser than the brines of a wire brush. Rambo once infiltrated an enemy submarine by choking a baby humpback and wearing its carcass as a disguise. Heights are afraid of Rambo. Rambo brushes his teeth with rattlesnake venom and gargles with octopus ink.
Now you are going too far guys.... by travis-dane	Jan 17th, 2008 11:03:29 AM
and you are not even close to what RAMBO can really do before he goes hunting again!
Rambo once stopped a lion by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 11:09:14 AM
from eating a baby lamb, by bludgeoning the lion to death with the lamb. Rambo once stopped a train with only his knife, an oven mitt, and his bootlace.
Rambo once volunteered by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 11:13:11 AM
to sit in the dunk-tank at a church carnival fundraiser. Only he misunderstood the nature of the game, and when the first player threw a ball in Rambo's direction, Rambo punched his way out of the glass and hunted the guy through the crowded church grounds and tore his throat out. Remember in First Blood Part II when Rambo got "hung up?" The chute never really opened. He just fell into the jungle, bounced a couple times, and brushed himself off. A dozen squirrels and several exotic birds were killed in the process.
When Rambo orders pizza by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 11:15:58 AM
He just calls up the shop and grunts, "Pizza...I'm comin' ta git YOU." Naturally, when he shows up, the pizza guys have no idea who he is or what he ordered, so Rambo typically dismembers them with kitchen utensils.
I want Rambo to take on a regular job... by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 11:22:48 AM
Rambo in a cubicle on the computer...gets an error message that wont go away and proceeds to go nuts tearing the office down.
Crawing and Abominable Snowcone... by ABking	Jan 17th, 2008 11:33:48 AM
It was just an idea, but yeah THE HUNTED was a rip off of FIRST BLOOD :)
Rambo thrwarted a purse-snatching once by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 11:39:39 AM
in New York. Some young punk grabbed an old lady's purse and made off down Broadway before Rambo even saw what was happening. Some bike messenger noticed that Rambo looked ready for action, so he proferred his bike and said, "Here, take it." Well, Rambo did. He chased the mugger on foot, carrying the bicycle 15 blocks, and BEAT THE GUY TO DEATH WITH IT. The old lady was really appreciative.
Rambo once spilled some soda on his rug... by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 12:46:09 PM
he used a dirt devil and cleaned it up in a matter of minutes.
Rambo once did 37 loads of laundry... by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 12:48:20 PM
in one fucking day...with his bare hands in the sink.
When Rambo orders on-line by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 12:49:31 PM
he only uses Visa.
When Rambo changes oil by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:11:23 PM
he drinks the old stuff, because it's better for the environment. When he pees, he pees caustic acid. The only vegetables he eats are those in the stomachs of the small furry animals in his meat-salad. The inside of Rambo's greeting cards for Christmas 2007 read, "Seasons Greetings...find 'em, or I'll find you." Rambo once prevented a zoo catastrophe by punching a charging rhino in the face, chewing through a leather harness, and flipping over a maintenance truck with his bare hands. On the same day, he saved the life of a small girl with a bad heart by tearing a donor heart out of a baboon and stuffing it down the kid's throat. The baboon never knew what hit it, and was alive just long enough to see the little girl smile again. Then Rambo ate it.
When Rambo changes diapers by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:15:58 PM
he makes sure to put Desitin cream on. Redness makes Rambo want to bake a cake. Rambo once held the door open for an elderly lady with his bare hands. Rambo always cooks his veggies all the way through because when they are crunchy, they hurt his teeth. (they are also heat sensitive)
Rambo once sank an enemy PT boat by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:20:26 PM
by swimming underneath it and punching a hole in it. He held down all the bad guys who fell out by their legs and either let them drown, or he choked them with his free hand. Rambo once helped a bunch of nuns at a convent by hunting the mechanic who did shoddy repairs on their church bus and ripping his throat out. He then dismantled a Hobart mixer and a John Deere tractor with his teeth to find the needed replacement parts. Rambo once thwarted a gas station robbery by felling the seven would-be thieves by hurling cans of Slim-Fast and a bottle of Snapple. He drowned one of them with the Slurpee machine. Rambo similarly ruined the plans of a would-be downtown bank robber. "I'm here for a withdrawal," he told the alarmed teller, while ripping the gunman's heart out of his chest and stomping it on the floor. Rambo onced saved the life of an elderly man injured in a car accident by using car battery jumpers as a defibrillator. But not without first lifting the car off the guy and dropping it off a bridge onto a cruise ship that had been hijacked by pirates. For all these deeds, Rambo would have collected additional medals of honor and valor, and the Keys to several Cities, but all he wanted was somethin' ta eat.
Rambo made Chuck Norris cry and.... by judge dredds fresh undies	Jan 17th, 2008 01:22:22 PM
Norris's tears DIDN'T cure cancer.
Rambo once broke up a gang fight by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:26:28 PM
while carrying a basket of puppies to an orphanage. At the scene of Rambo's last haircut / shave, police found nine dismembered corpses and blood strewn all over the mirrors and barber chairs. One straight razor and a bottle of talc were missing.
Rambo didn't enjoy Golden Compass by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:31:07 PM
but punched Chuck Norris in the balls for protesting against Phil Pullman. All that was left in Chuck's crotch was a gaping hole and some burplesauce from his crushed balls. John Rambo would have dispatched the bad guys on the Amish farm in "Witness" much more quickly than did John Book, and there would have been no ambiguity about whether he made love to Rachel, because she'd be in a wheelchair. A wooden one. Rambo would have marched into the bank seen in "Dog Day Afternoon" and handed everyone their bloody balls, hostages included.
Rambo once forgot to take his multvitamin by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:33:06 PM
and almost got the sniffles. From that day on, he vowed that he would always remember to take his multivitamin. When Rambo brings his clothes to the dry cleaner, he asks for no starch in a very polite, gentle manner.
Authorities captured Rambo one time by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:35:10 PM
and to be rid of him, they shot him full of sedative and chained him and buried him alive in a titanium casket under eight feet of concrete. Seven minutes later, the gravesite was littered with body parts and a dusty-haired Rambo was spotted running down the street, his bloody fists hurling a large chain like a bolo at a passing cab.
Rambo loves Pretty Woman by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:35:42 PM
and looks up to Richard Gere as his idol, a 'real' man. Rambo looks at that wonderful hair, and wonders what kind of hair products Mr. Gere uses.
Why was Rambo watching Golden Compass? by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 01:37:14 PM

Rambo cries like a little baby when watching by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:38:16 PM
Steel Magnolia. Rambo hates dust so he got a air purifier for his home. Rambo is happy to report that his home is dust free.
Rambo writes haiku by candlelight by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:38:29 PM
I see them dying Sinews snapping in my hands They had to push it
One of Rambo's favorite movies by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:41:59 PM
Is "Elephant Man." He gets weepy when the people tease John Merrick. GibsonUSA, Rambo watched "Golden Compass" because he wanted to see the snow leopard, giant armored bears fighting, and Nicole Kidman's splendid ass.
Rambo writes haiku by candlelight by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:45:20 PM
Grocery shopping waiting patiently in line doubling coupons
Feel My Poem...by John Rambo by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:45:41 PM
Winter comes coldly Blood pooling in the pale snow Snuffing evil's torch Where air they would breathe Smothered in their own black blood Death respires from me
Rambo's Subtle Verses by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 01:49:27 PM
Museum bus fare Monet exhibit in town Stop for a croissant Pastel colors blur The water lillies dancing Like blood spews from a vein
by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:54:26 PM
Cleaning the whole house Wiping the dirt away now Scrubbing all the floors Time to cook dinner Must empty the dishwasher Utensils all clean!
the above poem reflected a typical day in the Rambo household by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 01:55:08 PM

rudyrusso, do us all a favor and go away. by TheLastCleric	Jan 17th, 2008 01:59:52 PM
These Q and A sessions are a pretty remarkable thing since few actors are willing to take the time to directly answer questions from the fans. If you don't personally dig Stallone, that's your choice but to actually slither into this forum and talk shit makes you out to be a pretty pathetic little pile of feces. Leave or be flushed.
Rambo's Favorite Song by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 02:00:43 PM
"She's Like the Wind," as sung by Patrick Swayze. Close second is "Something About You" by Level 42. He thinks it has a really good beat. Coming in third place is "Pushin' (Gettin Ready for the Fight)" by Frank Stallone.
Rambo's Dismay by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 02:03:01 PM
Use my knife to shave But the blade's my mirror too Need another knife
Rambo has a hard time writing poems by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 02:08:30 PM
because they touch his soul in ways he never thought possible, and he ends up breaking down and crying. And his favorite song is Big Girls Don't Cry. Rambo feels your pain.
Rambo feels their pain by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 02:12:54 PM
because he's holding the other end of the knife as the blade perforates their intestines. He can feel the life quaking out from them as blood rains out of the wounds like a sieve. Youuuu light up myyy life, youuu give me hooope...to car-ry onnnnn...
I submitted three questions on "Over The Top" by Rickey Henderson	Jan 17th, 2008 02:25:00 PM
And they have yet to be addressed. This is completely unnacceptable!
Rambo likes to snuggle and take long by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 02:26:40 PM
walks on the beach. He enjoys watching sunsets while sipping some warm milk since he has a very sensitive stomach.
Blood drive at the local school by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 17th, 2008 02:35:50 PM
Rambo walked in with two warm and gushing corpses under each arm.
Seriously though I hope they address the by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 17th, 2008 02:43:38 PM
issue of what Rambo's been doing in Asia for the past 20 years. Has he been stick fighting for the monks the whole time, or what?
the Bake off at the local school by just pillow talk	Jan 17th, 2008 02:44:38 PM
Rambo took first place...again. His chocolate cream puffs are untouchable.
Iron Chef Rambo by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 03:17:06 PM
The secret ingredient is caged.
Tiger Paw Ribs with Panda Meat soup by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 03:21:07 PM
Rambo does not discriminate.
Rambo once gave Jack Bauer fighting tips by skywalkerfamily	Jan 17th, 2008 04:49:21 PM
and shot Jack in the leg twice.
"choking a baby humpback ... by DocPazuzu	Jan 17th, 2008 05:02:27 PM
...and wearing its carcass as a disguise." One of the funniest talkbacks ever.
Made the News by leveldwella	Jan 17th, 2008 05:22:30 PM
www.tinyurl.com/yur799
www.zeitgeistmovie.com by EvilDoeR	Jan 17th, 2008 06:21:14 PM
[http://zeitgeistmovie.com/] GO, AND WATCH IT! BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION!
Too many flashing lights evildoer by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:40:59 PM
I'm afraid!
First Blood by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:42:59 PM
Was the very first movie I ever cried during. And the last. Because I'm a man and stuff. In fact, I take it back. I never cried.
First Blood by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:43:25 PM
Was the very first time I cried during a movie. And the last. Because I'm a man and stuff. In fact, I take it back. I never cried.
Double Post by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:45:10 PM
But the revised version.
I hate double posts by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:45:34 PM

I hate double posts by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 06:45:37 PM

Is it just me... by DocPazuzu	Jan 17th, 2008 07:11:03 PM
...or is there a tangible sense of irreverence in these talkbacks compared to the Rocky Balboa ones? Have we talkbackers devolved so much as a species over this past year or so that we simply can't resist hijacking, punning, catch-phrasing, spamming and ridiculing a talkback to death no matter what? Brother?
DocPazuzu by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 07:13:05 PM
What would you like to discuss?
TerryMalloy by DocPazuzu	Jan 17th, 2008 07:15:24 PM
Um, titties?
Haha by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 07:16:37 PM
Ok...you start.
DocPazuzu by TerryMalloy	Jan 17th, 2008 07:26:30 PM
We are in a post-modern age now in talkback history. You're just going to have to learn how to deal with it.
I'd like to see a "Gladiator" style Rambo movie. by GibsonUSA	Jan 17th, 2008 09:15:58 PM
Referring to the Russell Crowe movie....where part of it consists of Rambo being captured and put through various "tests"/events...some of which involves lions/tigers/bears/whatnot.... and a lot of one-on-one style arena fights with interesting and gimmicky opponents....it'd be fun.
Rambo vs. Richard Dawson! by Hikaru Ichijo	Jan 17th, 2008 09:52:04 PM
or Hannibal Lector. or they could just do a live adaptation of "Rambo and The Force of Freedom" That shit was scaled for use with all He-Man action figures and accessories.
Hey Walter B and Sly are on Letterman by CherryValance	Jan 17th, 2008 10:44:07 PM
I thought just Sly was going to be on.
STALLONE and WILLIS were great on LETTERMAN! by ABking	Jan 17th, 2008 11:33:04 PM
...
Tell us more about Letterman please! by BenBraddock	Jan 18th, 2008 12:29:26 AM
Missed it
well by CherryValance	Jan 18th, 2008 12:45:12 AM
(spoilers for the West Coast?)Bruce was just sitting in with the band playing his harmonica. Stallone did a proper interview and then they all rode off in the rain on motorcycles with those guys from that show I don't watch.
You're right, ABking.. by Crawing	Jan 18th, 2008 02:24:20 AM
..I remember watching The Hunted and thinking it was riffing from First Blood. Still enjoyed The Hunted, though. BTW like your idea for the 5th Rambo with him returning to the US.....but hows about having him track down more than one disgruntled vet? Lets have a bunch of them holding hostages on alcatraz, threatning to launch nukes if their demands are not met. Trautmans nephew Stanley Goodspeed is called in to recruit Rambo to infiltrate the island and take out the bad guys. Could call it RAMBO 2: RETURN TO THE ROCK. Seriously though - surprised no one has picked up on the Beowulf comment I made earlier - it's gonna happen in the next 5 - 10 years. And not just to Rambo. Hows about an Aliens prequal focusing on the infestation of LV-426? Another Back to The Future with a young Marty? More Indy adventures with 'Harrison'? The technology's gonna be in a position to do this one day. Would blow the spectrum wide open.
Stallone should do LEGEND OF THE DUELIST by Monkey_King	Jan 18th, 2008 04:11:05 AM
as his next film. Keep all the grittiness of the Etheridge novel and make one helluva Sci-Fi/Action film. Sly would be perfect for Benjamin Slate.
DocPazuzu by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:23:37 AM
I think we're just killing time until Sly Day 3 responses show up. At least, that explains my sorry attempts at humor. As for the people spamming and not getting along, I dunno.
Full Soundtrack Here by PedroM	Jan 18th, 2008 07:32:16 AM
http://music.lionsgate.com/ram bo/mp3/index.php login: rambo pass: RAM1966 Great soundtrack!
More Morning Ramboetry by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:34:00 AM
Foliage at night Tripwire taut and sharpened spikes They had to push it Fond baby kittens Pink ribbons instead of chains Stitching up my arm Apron and omelette Paprika, onions in mind Killing for breakfast
Ramboetry by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:40:21 AM
Inverted nipples Flames on Optimus, too silver Childhood rape on screen Pedophile Lucas And pedophile Michael Bay And now a giant Lion
Harry where's Day 3, 4 & 5????? by Stallone82	Jan 18th, 2008 07:43:25 AM
Harry whats the deal? No Day 3? Day 4? Day 5?
Co Bao Haiku by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:44:33 AM
Expendable, yeah Didn't show up to party And nobody cared Kiss me Agent Co I wear your buddha necklace Your face in my heart Hold you in my arms A parting kiss on wet lips I'm mad they shot you Bury you in mud A silent prayer in the rain I will kill them all
PedroM by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:51:31 AM
Thanks for that music link. At just over 3MBs, though, that's probably just a free songclip. Can't be the whole album. Sounds good though, although I think somewhere in the credits or on the cover it should mention "based on themes by Jerry Goldsmith," because Bryan Tyler didn't write that shit, Goldsmith did and everybody knows it. "Rambo Theme" borrows wholesale from Goldsmith's First Blood music.
Where is Frank Stallone on that Soundtrack? by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 18th, 2008 07:52:41 AM
You mean, "Pushin' (Getting Ready for the Fight)" isn't on it? WTF?
Abominable Snowcome by PedroM	Jan 18th, 2008 09:28:37 AM
http://music.lionsgate.com/ram bo/mp3/index.php Try it again, they put the whole album to listen through the site, just skip that preview and the login screen will appear!
by PedroM	Jan 18th, 2008 09:35:38 AM
Listen to The Compound, track #17. Fuck, I´M PUMPED TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Sly's idea mentioned here again...hummmm by ABking	Jan 18th, 2008 10:50:35 AM
what could it be http://www.movieweb.com/news/5 4/25854.php
WTF is DAY 3 ? by stamper	Jan 18th, 2008 11:55:30 AM
I'm waiting Harry ! Move from your chair and MAKE IT HAPPEN !
good question stamper by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 11:59:53 AM
And Abom was right DocP, we were just killing time. C'mon Harry, you've got to have those questions already picked out by now.
And day 4 BTW ? by stamper	Jan 18th, 2008 01:34:57 PM
What the hell is happening ? The way it goes, I will be able to get all the answers to the question with Stallone personaly when he comes to europe next fortnight, WTF is happening on this site !
the same place where day 3 is by just pillow talk	Jan 18th, 2008 01:36:37 PM
Maybe Stallone went on strike.
Day 3 = Monday by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed	Jan 18th, 2008 03:02:44 PM
i'm kinda bummed, i love reading what that guy has to say.
Day 3 by TerryMalloy	Jan 18th, 2008 03:04:13 PM
will be on Monday. So says Harry at the top of this post.
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