Oh, I've just checked again and Dragon was option E not D. My mistake.

I think this idea could work. Any other story suggestions? Obviously, motorcycles will be involved, as will the drinking of neat liquor straight from the bottle. Also, at some point I figure one of our three heroes will set some petrol on fire with a lit cigar. Help me out here, AICN types.

P.S. for Shan - Vern's I Am Legend review is up at his site (by which I mean sight, of course) if you want to check it out.

Franklin great concept, also C Thomas Howell needs to be caught and tortured by our trio whcich would include a cigar to the back or balls or something

In the interest of research, I have now been to the Youtube and watched the I Am Omega trailer, and I would like to say that I, too, am now anxiously awaiting Vern's review of this quickie knockoff starring Mark Dacascos fighting zombies with a stick. Also, possibly nunchucks, a previously unexplored method of dealing with the undead, I think. The film will probably be shit, but Vern's review should be good.

Is it wrong for me to look forward to a review more than the film itself?

Other recent Asylum releases include Snakes On A Train and Alien Vs Hunter (starring Dedee Pfeiffer but with her name mis-spelled on the front of the box!). How cool are these guys? They can't even be bothered to spell the name of a semi-famous actress who has a much more famous sister with the exact same last name properly!

I am absolutely sending a CV to the fellows. Spandau Belly, I suggest you do the same.

and missionary man sounds fun.

Franklin thanks for the heads up Asylum, crap now I want to work for them

or maybe we could just start our own film production company surely there is some rich bored TBer out there willing to pony up for TalkBack Productions?

I say make him a grizzled former motorcycle stunt rider who now fights crime on a bike that has twin chainsaws where the headlights are supposed to be. Also, he smokes cigars and drinks neat liquor and hangs out at strip clubs. Obviously. During the course of the film we will discover that Rourke's wife was having an affair with Danny Trejo shortly before Trejo brutally murdered her. Now, Rourke is out for revenge on the guy who both fucked and killed his wife. It is a rough and conflicted road for Mickey Rourke.

P.S. Maybe I'm a little drunk without realising it, but this seems like a pretty good idead to me. I would definitely watch this film.

Obviously, the Chris Klein problem is beyond our control, but maybe we could end up with a pretty decent trashy load of nonsense with Wesley Snipes in it. That would be pretty damn cool.

Roberts=James W. Marshall

Lundgren=Oleg Kuzmin

Snipes=Larry Y. Washington

Rourke=Brad Armstrong

Trejo=Javier"El Diablo Locco"Mendez

Cain=Spec.Agent Whitemoore

I honestly think that this has some potential and am also willing to pony up some cash, not a lot as I'm poor, but am willing to pony up

as an expirement you know DTV might just be the way to go

some other thoughts. I was telling a buddy of mine, who cannot appreciate a good DTV, about this and he just shook his head then proceeds to tell me that someone needs to make a movie about the Mexian Mafia and the Triad fighting against each other, so I think we need to incorparte one or the other in there. I don't remember where Spandu set the movie but it has to be either in the SW or Cali where it unexplaininly has a large FBI building for Dir. Falco. Finally I think we need to have Cynthia Rothrock as Mickey Rourke or Wesley Snipes wife, the one that has the affair with Danny Trejo. She hasn't done a movie since 2004 (I looked) so she might work pretty cheap

Also Jeffery Falcon from Six String Samurai needs to be in this somewhere too

Movie starts with Stuntcock`s tune and a extreme Closeup to Trejos eyes.As the camera pulls back we see he`s driving down a street in Suburbia(in a 88`s Chevy,brown),then he stops in front of a house(nice family house,green grass,toys laying around...),gets out of the car,wears black boots,leatherpants and nothing else!He`s sweating(it is hot in suburbia)and looks around,reaches back in the car and comes up with a Machete!Some kids see him and run away.He starts moving towards the house.Stuntcock`s tune ends,as we are in the house and Trejo kicks in the door from the outside,as he walks in we see a BIG devilface tattooed on his back!Then we see Rothrock standing in the livingroom.She looks like she knew he was coming,they stare at each other for 3-4 seconds then start to move slowly,circling each other.Then they get in a nasty fight,the whole livingroom gets wasted(one of them falls through the glass table,one crashes the Plasma...),no music,just grunting and the sound of fists hitting flesh.Rothrock disarms Trejo with some fancy tripple legkick and roundhouse kicks him through the panorama window(in slomo)!She`s pretty confident now and jumps out too,just to see him lying flat on the face,then we hear a kid cry,Rothrock turns her head(slomo starts again),Trejo rolls around and sports a HUGE handgun(we know he had none before,DTV magic),a sixshooter and creams her(all bullets of course,huge bloodshet...)!As she starts to fall Stuntcock`s tune starts again and a Flashback beginns(we see her arguing with Snipes about the affair she has with this "mexican gangster",she yells at him for never being around,he loves his extreme sports more then her and his son and she fucks with Trejo because she likes danger too(!),Snipes is shocked,grabs the kid and leaves).When the FB ends she hits the ground.We see from her perspective Trejo`s face coming to frame,as he says:"No BITCH leaves El Diablo Locco!",then he spits blood on her face and leaves(we hear a car driving away fast),Rothrock whispers the name of Snipes and dies with blood coming out of her mouth.

Cut to

The Funeral!The Main guys are all there(except Rourke,he comes in later).The narration from Roberts starts,as the camera slowly pans across the faces of them,he says:"Back then we all believed in our justice system,but that is long gone...". As he speaks we see a montage of the three standing in front of a Courtroom and Trejo walks by with a big grin on his face talking to his lawyer(getting away with the kill,because somebody messed up some paperwork and the system does not work in DTV).The narration continues:"That day we started doing JUSTICE our way"!As they walk away from the funeral the ROCK music starts for the main titles,they start the Harleys and drive off in formation(they allways drive in fomation on DTV)!

That all should take place in the first 10 minutes before the main titles.After the main titles we learn that 2 years passed since the kill and we are right in the middle of the parachuting action with C.Thomas Howell!

That is my take on the start,I would like to see some more parts of you fellas,for the rest of the movie.

Stuntcock:great tunes,but do one with heavy guitar riffs.

caruso:Snipes outline is gold!And the Rourke thing can be worked out(It is DTV!everything goes)

Spandau:Oleg rules(and for the man VERN,without him none of this madness would have happend!)Give us the fletched out parachute action scene.

including a trip to the moon, by melies.

and cary hiroyuki takanawa.

someone was carving "GOTTA EAT!" and "I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH.." into the bodies of talkbackers, and harry, quint and vern were all dead, quint fed to sharks, harry tied to a chair and forced to watch american godzilla till his eyes bled etc.

all the talkbackers are suspects, and the survivour are not going to cooperate, because they disagree about how bad the movie transformers designs are.

after a while at the alamo, survivors are rounded up by a showing big trouble in little china on the big screen, with kurt russell doing a Q+A after, then the trouble begins as a duststorm rages outside and the nerds from aicn are stuck in a room, waiting out the storm and the killer..

john carpenter is first choice director, mcweeny would provide the script, harry would give praise to the script, etcetera.

maybe if TLBT makes cash, this could be our second film!

if, y'know there are any good scenes for the president in the movie i.e. vietnam flashback of steven and danny being given purple harts for saving an entire village of hot naked babes, and maybe afterwards, steven throws his medal into a lake in alaska, where he went to live as a medicine man after 'nam.

also, cary hiroyuki takanawa would play a serial killer who speaks only in sound bytes ["lucy, you got sum splainin ta do!"] called mister prophet.

nothin special, will get to work on TLBT.

or maybe not. http://tinyurl.com/3dcbk8

That one has enough cooks in the kitchen as is. I'm comfortable pitching the occasional idea, but there are far more capable people here to tackle that beast. Right now BLOOD BROTHERS has me by the balls and I have three other imaginary projects gnawing away at me.

Also, I dug your opening of TLBT. Danny Trejo driving around in a Chevy without shirt. Classic.

upon waking he has one thought, "MUST KILL PRESIDENT!"

basically, less of a movie, more of an exercise in showing this mad russian's pain threshold.

key scene: three quarters into the movie, he stops at a convenience store, and uses concrete, superglue and staplers to plug various gunshots, not to mention he has a backpack full of blood from a hospital, with I.Vs in his veins replacing the 7 pints hes lost.

Blood brothers and the Colder war © and ™ Ironic_name and caruso_stalker217

(alternate title: OEDIPUS WRECKS)

That's right. It's a modern re-telling of the Greek tragedy of Oedipus. Mickey Rourke plays Rex Edwards, a man destined to murder his father and marry his mother (as told to him by a blind fortune teller). His father Wick is a wealthy corporate tycoon who made his fortune in polyester. When Rex was born, Wick saw to it that the child was put up for adoption, as he was notorious for an irrational hatred for children. His wife (Oscar winner Cher) was told that the child died in birth.

Now, years later, Rex has returned to the town of his birth, after learning from his parents that he was adopted. He is soon involved in a traffic collision with Wick. An argument ensues and Rex, having battled rage all his life, kills him with a baseball bat. Guilt-ridden, he shows up at the funeral where he meets his birth mother.

It isn't long before they begin a highly taboo relationship, though neither is aware of it. Soon they are married. Throughout the film Rex will have several confrontations with the local mafia, who want to buy the polyester company he now owns. These confrontations will often be violent. Warehouses will be firebombed. Rex will be threatened at home. Eventually it will come out that Rex and Oscar winner Cher are mother and son. Cher commits suicide by OD'ing on sleeping pills and Rex puts out his eyes with a hot fire poker.

Thus begins an extremely ridiculous quest for revenge. Now blind, but having heightened other senses, Rex cuts a bloody swath through the people who have wronged him. He walks straight into mob territory, cutting down wise guys left and right with a sawed-off shotgun. "Keep your hands off my polyester," he tells the mob boss, just before blasting him in the face.

He tracks down the corrupt adoption agency that his parents got him from and learns that they are selling babies illegally all over the world. It's up to Rex to bring the agency down, using nearly every form of weaponry known to man. At some point he will have to one-up Chow Yun Fat in HARD BOILED by saving an entire hospital ward of babies, strapping them to his body, while firing two M-16s simultaneously.

To tell the truth, I only had those first two paragraphs to start with. Then it completely took on a life of its own as I was typing. Strapping babies to his body? I don't even know where that came from.

I, too, would love to see a movie with Agent Sands. He was my favorite character in OUATIM.

(generic North American title: TERMINAL VENGEANCE)

"Everyone has regrets. We've all made mistakes. My regret is that I trusted you with my family. My mistake was not killing you when I had the chance."

So says Eric Roberts' character Max Bentley, just before putting a bullet between the eyes of his old friend Bart Fontaine (David Caruso). But I'm getting ahead of myself. That's at the end of the picture. Let's jump back to the beginning.

Max is a crime kingpin. He lives in the lap of luxury surrounded by every comfort of a wealthy life. He has a beautiful wife and three ridiculously wonderful children. The FBI watches his every move, looking for any reason to bring him in. Everything changes when he enters a deal with a French drug dealer (Tchéky Karyo) and flies to Paris to negotiate. While he is away, his right-hand man Bart (who has been banging Max's wife) stages a daring takeover, killing all who are loyal to Max. He accidentally kills the wife during a struggle.

Max now finds himself a fugitive after Bart provides the FBI with all the information they need to nail his ass to the wall. Protected by France's non extradition laws, unable to return home, he spends the next twenty years building a new life for himself. But always harboring a hatred for Bart. He gets himself a beautiful French wife (Isabelle Huppert) and settles down in a quiet French town.

The film finally kicks into high gear when it is discovered that Max has a degenerative brain disease. There is no treatment or cure. The doctors give him six months to live. He decides it is time to return home. He will have to smuggle himself into the United States. From there he will begin his quest for vengeance.

Meanwhile, Bart is busy doing fucked up criminal shit. He has taken it upon himself to raise Max's kids, who do not know that he killed their mother. Though one may suspect it. This is not a blow-shit-up-drive-a-car-throu gh-a-mall kind of revenge picture. This is much more somber and depressing. There is plenty of badass moments. Max has to work his way up the food chain, since he no longer has any contacts with the underworld. At one point he visits the prostitute girlfriend of one of Bart's enforcers. He coerces some information out of her and she sends him to a bar where he gets ambushed. He survives the attack, smashing a man's head through a mirror, blasting a guy with a shotgun, and then beating a guy's head to pulp with the butt. He returns to the hooker's apartment, not intending to be courteous this time. Before she has a chance to open the door he kicks it in, hitting her in the forhead. He forces his way in and chases her into the kitchen where she has been boiling noodles. As he walks in she flings the boiling pot at him, which he sidesteps. He moves toward her, grabs her, and then holds her face above the hot stove top, telling her to give him the right information or she'll "only have half a face."

Man, I wrote way to much about this. That's just a taste of what I've got. Feel free to tell me what sucks and what blows about it.

raining.

a woman screams.

wagon tracks in the mud, raining.

a baby cries.

horses whinny. a woman screams out.

a gun shot [beat]

a baby is thrown out into the rainy mud.

its screaming, it knows something is wrong.

a shakey hand aims a gun.

pow!

the baby is shot in the head!

the man, face hidden in the night seems sorry, but tells the wagons to move out!

they leave.

the baby is still alive!

there, in the cold, a baby is dying, from cold, from blood loss..

the wolves shadows close in..

SON OF A GUN

a story of loss, regret and love, coming soon.

starring benicio del toro as 'moses cain' a scarred man, searching for his father.

iggy pop as papi ignatius, a man who'd kill his own family to keep his wagon train from being ambushed by apache, and edward james almos as father justice constantinos, a preist who refuses to pay protection fees to federales [led by mickey rourke]

not a DTV, but too violent and philosophical for most people.

HELL CAN WAIT (or TERMINAL VENGEANCE, depending on where you live) is, in it's current form, not quite up/down to DTV standards. It almost sounds like a real movie. It could attract the attention of Denzel Washington and be given a budget of $100 million. I stand to make a lot of money off of a deal like that, but as an artist I have the responsibility to say no

Madsen can be Max's last link to the underworld. The guy who never truly gave up on him, but never stood up and did anything to help. Now he has to make amends by helping Max get terminal vengeance. As potentially cheesy as this DTV version of HCW can be, it will have very strong themes of redemption and Jesus and shit. There will be a scene where Jack Buick waits outside a church while Max confesses his sins to a priest. Religious imagery will appear throughout the film. Most noticeably crosses. These are the kind of pretentious touches that will help ground its DTV status.

I don't want the movie to be too jokey. There can be humor here and there (mostly dark, as evidenced in Buick's remark about burnt flesh smelling bad) but mostly it will be a gritty, ugly revenge picture. Shot quickly and cheaply, and with as much stock footage as we can afford to keep costs down.

I love Jack Buick's heroic effort to redeem himself by saving Max's kids, getting shot a ridiculous amount of times in the process. Also, him dying mid-word is classic. "...dies in a jesus like pose in a pool of blood!" You've got the idea.

The problem is Max's kids would all be grown by now. Of course, this could be remedied by changing the time that Max was away. Cut it down to 10 years instead of 20.

After Madsen dies, Caruso has to have a look of remorse on his face. He shakes his head and yells, "It wasn't supposed to HAPPEN like this!" Then we cut to an overhead shot as Caruso looks up at the ceiling and shouts "God DAMN IT!" Then Max drives through the front of the church with a bulldozer (the church was going to be demolished the next day).

just two men, as equals, on a desert plain.

finding each other. fighting. getting away.

a game of cat and mouse.

finally after a week with no food or water, father [real name never mentioned] find a small creek, and buries his head underwater.

after a few seconds, something bumps his head, he looks up to see his son, he looks down to see a signpost that hit his noggin:

DANGER

POISON

as the father accepts his fate and sits down against a rock, he tells his son hes sorry, but he had a responsibility

to the wagon train, a hundred families. if he stopped, they'd all die as the apache were on them like flies on pigshit, moses says; "Tell me about my mother".

father says; "she smelt like caramel, and she had a smile that you could feel".

"I love you, son."

"I love you, dad."

they stare at each other, both sitting on the plain.

"DANGER

POISON"

THIN G is ripped off from jonah hex, but then, it is a scarred cowboy.

do they just stare at each other, THE THING style, or does it end this way:

father starts coughing.

"PAPI!"

"sn, be fine'n a'mnt"

"tell me her name"

but nothing.

hes dead.

moses goes from shocked to wryly smiling at his bad luck.

he gets up and begins to walk off into the blur from the heat.

"PAPI!"

"son, 'll be fine'n a'mnt"

"tell me her name!"

"teresa."

"teresa constanti-"

hes dead, mid sentence.

moses goes from shocked to wryly smiling, and beginning to laugh at his being raised by his own uncle, the priest.

the voice over[!?] begins: "with justice served, and his questions answered, they say he laughed all the way to california"

laughing is heard as he disappears into the sunset.

I think I came in my pants little.

No alternate title for this one. Except maybe SOLE HEIR.

This would be the black sheep of the TalkBack Productions universe. And not just because it stars Wesley Snipes.

The film opens on a concert hall. Hundreds of rich fuckers in evening wear fill the seats. They've come here to hear Harry Baskin, the famed concert pianist. You heard me right. Wesley Snipes plays a concert pianist. And he wears glasses. He plays some grade-A classic shit. Maybe from Mozart. Or Haydn. Or that Edvard Grieg guy who wrote "In the Hall of the Mountain King." Anyway, he plays well.

So, Harry does his piano thing. After he's done, all the rich people clap really loud and he takes his bows and some woman hands him some roses. Afterwards, he gets into his Rolls Royce with his wife (somebody less famous than Halle Berry but with a better career than Jada Pinkett Smith) and young son. His chauffeur is some guy you've never heard of. Harry and the wife discuss the concert and how awesome he was and they talk about other shows he has to do. New York, Paris, whatever the capital of Holland is.

Since this is a Wesley Snipes movie and also DTV, we know that Harry isn't going to make it to those other concerts. The Rolls gets t-boned by some dickhead who doesn't like to follow the laws put in place to protect people. Harry's wife and son are killed and he is left with nerve damage in one hand. He never plays professionally again.

From there he turns to alcohol and depression. He develops a gambling problem and blows all of his money. On the verge of bankruptcy and homelessness, Harry loses hope.

Salvation comes in the form of a letter, informing Harry that he is the last surviving heir of some old rich white guy. So it's a pretty distant relation. The fortune is mostly gone, but the family mansion in New England remains. Harry seizes this opportunity to start over (at the urging of his psychiatrist, Tatum O'Neil) and moves into the mansion. Here he meets the strange staff that still lives there, including a mysterious butler named Lankershim.

Maybe I should've mentioned this, but this is like some kind of horror movie/ghost story kind of thing. It will have a very strong SHINING rip-off vibe. Throw in some contemporary films like THE OTHERS and any number of Japanese ghost movies and you've got the basic picture.

There is a piano in the house that Harry can't go near or else he will be reminded of his old life and collapse into a tearful mess. Sometimes, late at night, Harry thinks he hears music coming from it. And just what is up with the hollow wall in the attic? Lankershim says it's "just an old crawlspace, suh." But Harry seems to have his doubts.

Other weird shit could happen, like Harry gets visions of naked women. And maybe he can feel the presence of his dead wife. And seriously, what the fuck is up with that crawlspace? Harry might have to knock that wall down once he's reached his breaking point and nearly gone insane. Also, maybe he'll bang Tatum O'Neil.

Like I said, this is the black sheep.

Should be said at the end after he's defeated the spirits or whatever the fuck I was getting at. He and Tatum are walking hand in hand through a park. They walk up to the duck pond and Harry leans against the railing. He twirls his wedding ring in his fingers as he stares meaningfully into the pond. This will have some sort of significance. Something about the duck pond binds Harry and his wife together. He kisses the ring and tosses it into the water. "I can let her go now," he confides in Tatum. They walk into the sunset together. End credits.

And there you have it. The first Wesley Snipes ghost movie and he doesn't even fight anybody.

If this were any other movie, I would probably agree with you. But I think the precognition/telekinesis is crossing some sort of line. A lot of DTV movies have the habit of trying to cram three pounds of shit into a one pound bag. The result is, well, you get a lot of shit on your hands. This can work for something like TWO LANE BLOOD-TOP, with its abundance of characters and various plot threads. More is better in that case. But for a film like HELL CAN WAIT/TERMINAL VENGEANCE, throwing in crazy mind powers is probably going too far. Though I did have the idea that his degenerative brain disease would cause him to become psychotic. He would have moments of confusion and rage.

However, the telekinetic gangster idea sounds promising. It should be allowed to grow into it's own film, and not have to be shoe-horned into a low-grade Eric Roberts revenge flick.

Dance will become flustered and look around at everybody staring. He leans in toward Snipes and says, "Come with me to my office. I'll tell you everything." He then proceeds with the obligatory fifteen minute exposition scene that stops the movie dead in its tracks.

ok since we're pitching movie ideas around here, being from Kansas I think we need to have something that takes place in Kansas, like a ghost story of some sort, we an abandoned farm house

also in poster for TLBT, anything with Eric Roberts name needs to say "HERO's Eric Roberts"

I see that I have created a monster. In the last 10 hours I have succeeded in developing (or contributing to):

A revenge movie about a rogue DEA agent and a drug lord, both twins separated at birth. Starring Danny Trejo.

A Dolph Lundgren film where he plays a post-WWII Russian supersoldier thawed out in the present with orders to assassinate the current president.

A modern re-telling of the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex, complete with guns and polyester.

A "bad guy with six months to live tries to redeem himself by killing those who wronged him" movie with pretentious religious undertones.

A western "inspired by true events" about a disfigured man raised by wolves and then by a Mexican priest and has to kill his father Iggy Pop.

And the first Wesley Snipes ghost movie.

Move over Mother Theresa. Your works mean nothing.

interviewed by gore vidal.

a scene for scene ripoff of the end of demolition man.

Just the image of Jake Busey with an armload of toy trains, thanking him for a wonderful dinner.

I'm picking option B, of course. Maybe the ghosts can trick Snipes into killing Mrs. Danbridge, the rotund maid.

Snipes finally confronts the butler in the den. He starts yelling and pushing him around. He has a Nic Cage-style breakdown. "WHAT'S in the crawlspace? What's IN the crawlspace? What's in the FUCKING CRAWSPAAACE!??"

Before Lankershim can spill the beans, the big stuffy arm chair slides across the floor, knocking him into the huge fireplace. It's got this cast-iron grate that slides in front of the opening, trapping the butler inside. "Ehh! Ehh, helllp meee, Mistuh Baskinnnsss!" Then a huge fireball erupts from the fireplace, burning Lankershim alive.

Snipes watches in horror.

so ul heir

http://tinyurl.com/2fve 9s

TLBT

glad to know I'm not the only slow artist here, I still haven't started a short superman story I promised the parents of a sick child I'd do..

if the other one didn't work.

Spandu ironically way above I mentioned that I had an idea about a preacher that gets revenge when refering to Dolph's movie, I later got to thinking how cool would it be to have a movie and a graphic novel released a almost the same time, based on the same source material, I might just work up the script myself shoot I'm bored at work today

Snipes is a son of a black priest and a jewish buisness women,living in Warsaw(Poland),going by the name of Itzak Washinski.He grows up to become an well known Pianoplayer in the late 1930`s.

As the WWII begins he and his family are put in the Warsaw ghetto.Snipes keeps his piano skills up by playing on a old piano in the flat of his best friend Rabbi Goldstein(Danny deVito)and gives the people hope.

But the lead Nazi dude Hauptmann Günther von Strucker(Udo Kier)despises the "black-jew"for giving the people hope and orders that his hands are cut off in the public at the marketplace!The "Ceremony"takes a turn for the worse when Snipes mother tries to stop the cutting and gets shot by von Strucker(you know 5-6 times,blood and falling on Snipes in tears...)with evil Nazi laugh!The hands of Snipes get sawn off with a old rusty saw(in a gruesome slomo DTV style).We see how his dad and the Rabbi take him away in tears and Snipes passed out.

When we return to Snipes,we learn that two month have passed and we see Snipes sitting by the piano,trying desperate to play with his stumps(the dad and the Rabbi sitting in the next room,dad crying,the Rabbi staring to a distant place).Snipes get`s pissed and starts beating up the piano kicking and screaming until it breaks apart!As he see`s the broken piano,Snipes gets the STARE(you which stare I mean!).

Now we get a montage of Snipes,the dad and the Rabbi building artificial hands out of the trashed piano(we see them trading parts they need...)and the rusty saw he lost his hands on(right)and a whip out of pianostrings(left)and some training with Snipes learning to use it.

Then the pace picks up when the Nazis start to bring the people to concentration camps!Snipes and his crew start a guerillia war against the Nazis and give them hell to pay for their deeds!von Strucker starts to see he is losing control and calls for back up!

Now the SHIT hits the fan,when the SS-troops led by General Friedrich Graf von Stahlhand(Mickey Rourke)arrive!The General doesnt like what he sees and beats von Strucker to death with his steelhand!Then his troops hunt down Snipes dad and the Rabbi and hang them on the marketplace with barbwires and tear them apart with horses(violent,friends)!Snipes is on his own now and has to run!They almost capture him and he manages to escape in a church.The SS-troops surround the church and Snipes is ready for his last stand!The Nazis attack and Snipes kills 20-30 dudes(with some nifty capoera/rusty saw/stringwhip moves)but they take him down!

The next thing we know is Snipes in Berlin!Caged up like a animal in the REICHSTAG!He is to be executed in a day,on a BIG parade with HITLER watching!As the parade starts going and all is set up(with some speech from Von Stahlhand)for the execution,Snipes has the rope around his neck,he looks up to the sky and prays,his prayers are answered by.....

DOLPH LUNDGREN and his band of Russian supersoldiers who parachute in to kill Hitler!A HUGE battle starts and Snipes is set free by Lundgren and gets his revenge on von Stahlhand(bigtime bout Snipes vs Rourke)and Lundgren tries to get Hitler,but he escapes with his secret rocket to the moon(yes the MOON,for the Sci-Fi part2)!

The movie ends with Snipes returning to Warsaw and helping rebuild the city with his new Cyborg hands(unexplained DTV magic)!And Dolph returns to Moscow and gets Punished for not killing Hitler and is put in deepfreeze until caruso`s movie!

THE END

Hope you like it,give me feedback.

good call Mike

god I'm bored at work, if my boss KNEW what I was talking about on here he'd just shake his head and tell me a)I need to get a life and b)find something constructive to do

howabout something Armeggeddon Apolyspase

my spelling sucks I know but I'm too lazy to change it

Stuntcock, great title, now, that we the title and a star, we need a barebones story

we open up on FBI HQ as a cheesy rip off of Trailer Guy goes "In the Justice system there are those who have sworn to protect the system and those that wish to corrupt it" cut to a shot of Hunter (Roberts) and Falco (Cain) walking down a hall glaring at each othe VO continues, "There are those seeking redemtion" cut to Oleg (Dolph) looking meanincing, then taking a swing "and those looking for revenge" shot of Kicker (Snipes) and Jeb (Rourke) walking down a street, kind of Gunfight at the OK Corralish, ie Doc and Wyatt. then cut to a series of fight scenes making sure to highlight a little bit of the Rothrock trejo fight" Then having something like Two Lan Blood Top starring Hero's Eric Roberts, Sin City's Mickey Rourke, Blade's Welsey Snipes, Hulk Hogan. Coming soon to DVD, HDDVD, BLUE-RAY"

spandau and I on pencils,

Travis, caruso, stunkcock and bloo can do writing and screenplay [yes, some comic writers are specific on what they want on the page, and write "shooting scripts"]

sell it to Image,

get danny trejo to appear at a launch party, and sell this muthafucker!!!

"She had a pussy as tight as a drum. You could bounce quarters off that pussy."

Holy shit, what the hell was that? I've officially been awake too long.

Good night Ladies and Gents

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and machine girl!

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ch ainsaw fight!

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machine girl.

danny's weapon of choice? a sawnoff with a baseball bat stock, complete with barbed wire around the end, so when he runs out of ammo or hes feeling.. 'generous' he can use it as a club.

i don't know if you are still open to suggestions, but a homage to Troma starring Warwick Bates and the still alive cast of Time Bandits as a murderous dwarf family of subhumanoid freaks would be awesome.

Obviously starring Dolph as the full-sized police officer investigating the disappearance of some big tittied cheerleader type- who will spend the whole film butt naked and tied to a chair.

th ere.

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'Twould be great.

IMAGINE:space,silence,th en slowly,very slowly,a white piano drifts into frame with a artificial hand stuck to it!Snipes narrating:

"In space no one hears you PLAY!"

end of teaser!

I'm tempted to bring back my high-concept sequel to Beastmaster. It was great.

Is anyone up to the challenge? I believe I would actually let loose a small puddle of pee into my shorts if I ever saw the credit 'Screenplay by The Ain't It Cool Talkback Types' gracing the opening to a film. Especially if it had Wesley Snipes in it. Or Mickey Rourke. Or Eric Roberts. Or Warwick Davis.

hahahahaHAHAHAheheheHEHEHE!

Gotta love all my DTV geeks around here!

Polarbears fighting, crap, I've got something in my head now....after Rothrock's vicious beatdown at the hands of Trejo, and her flashback, we cut to Snipes, snowboarding OVER Polarbears who keep snapping at him, when he gets the phone call that his wife has died at Trejo's hands...

BTw in my script I've been calling him Diablo, anyone got a better name, it's the only thing I could think of after watching about 10 min. of Predator 2 on SpikeTV the other day

Call him shaitan.

The movie opens with a long shot of a Space ship(Alien like ship)flying from Earth to the Moon(as the ship goes by we learn it is the WARSAW 2,what happend to the first one?nobody knows)

A text comes up and tells us:"IT is the year 2059 and Humanity has dryed the Oceans and eaten all meat and therefor has began to colonise the Moon,for his rich water and meat supplies on it`s DARK side!".We also learn that Earth has lost contact to its first colony on the Moon about a week ago!Since BIG Companies run the Earth now a Special High intelligence Threat Team(SHiTT)is send to investigate!

As we go onboard the WARSAW 2 we see the Leader of the SHiTT unit,it is.....Dolph Lundgren,who goes by the name of Oleg Popovich.He is about to meet for the first time the Captain of the ship who is played by none other then....Wesley Snipes as Isaac "Izzy" Washington,not a member of SHiTT,but a world famous piano player and owner of the WARSAW 2!As they both meet for the first time Dolph nod`s his head and says:"Do we know each other?"and Snipes answers:"No but maybe you have seen me on TV".

We then see the rest of the SHiTT unit in a "getting ready"montage(Trejo as DOC,C.Thomas Howell as S.M.,Jake Busey as Psycho,some Mexican dude as Bean and a black dude as Shadow)preparing for combat!And Snipes playing the piano for his crew of nobodys accept of the ships doctor played by....Cynthia Rothrock as Doctor Riley.From the looks they give each other,we know something is up between the two(love).

The WARSAW 2 then lands on the DARK side of the Moon,near the colony and the SHiTT goes out to investigate.We see some scenes of them going through the empty colony,kickin doors in,hacking computers and shit like that.Then we go to Bean and Shadow who are in the Lab`s of the main Building.Since everything is "safe" Shadow excuses himself and goes for a shit(!),leaving Bean alone.

Then Bean starts to hear creepy noises out of a room they did not check and goes to investigate.As he enters the room,he finds a strange looking egg-like thing with the face of Hitler on a table and says:"What the Fuck?",then the Hitler egg starts opening and a creature jumps out of it on Bean`S face(he is to busy looking instead of shooting or running).

Then we see the SHiTT running back to the ship with Bean on a stretcher and Shadow telling the others what happend.They bring Bean to medical and Rothrock takes care of him in a montage.Meanwhile Dolph talks to his SHiTT and tells them to secure the area while he talks to the Earth command for further instructions.Meanwhile Snipes visits the medical and wonders where he has seen the SS-sign on the creatures back before!

Then the usual timefiller scenes come up(Dolph wandering around looking worried,Snipes and Rothrock having sex,Shadow siting at Bean`s bed,the rest playing poker....)and then all of a sudden the creature is gone and Bean is up again!Time to party!

As the whole SHiTT unit and the crew of the ship come together to enjoy a exclusive piano hour from Snipes,the pace picks up as Bean starts to cough and spills blood while holding his breast!The others try to help him but become witness to the birth of a new breed of evil when a little steelhand breaks out of Bean`s chest!As they scream in terror and go for the weapons the whole MONSTER breaks out and it is a little Von Stahlhand(Warwick Davies)who looks at Snipes and screams with a high pitched voice:"FRANZ"and runs away!In the meantime the ship gets atacked by the colonists who have been turned in some EVIL-HITLER clones(by Hitler`s clone machine,that he has in his underground mansion,which we see now in a movie stoping 5 minute Flashback.You know what happend to the colonists,so dont ask!).The SHiTT manages to fight the clones off but S.M. dies a heroic death by cleaning the exitramp with his body and some grenades screaming:"DIE YOU HITLEFUCKS!"(the whole thing is a major action scene 5-6 minutes long)and the WARSAW 2 starts,but gets hit from a rocket out of Hitler`s secret underground mansion!

As we return to the ship everybody is screaming and holding on to something as the WARSAW 2 crashes in the jungle of the DARK side of the Moon!Fade to Black!

have to take a break now guys, my head hurts.You get the Finale later,if you got any suggestions,let me know.hope you like it so far.

one reason I was kind of going with El Diablo was so that when he busted in in Rothrock could go "Cody?" and I could throw a litle Juno jab in there

Since the magnificent Alien, and the sensational Leprechaun in Space have covered cock and face impregnation may I suggest that the egg hatches behind his back into a worm creature with a moustache and centre parting that rectally penetrates him- thus infecting his colon.

To make the scene perfect I suggest you cast some unknown big-titted soft porn actress as Dr. Ffiona goodtime- a crack shitt marine and all round qualified scientist, who happens to have a mild dose of kleptomania.

When the SHiTT team lands on the moon she can be seen stealing things from the colonists pad, in an absent minded sort of way- she wanders into the lab and looks at the egg- it glows menacingly, and she picks it up. At that point Bean shouts and she turns to follow him, but neglects to put the egg back.

When they return to the ship, there are some drinks available and either Bean or Shadow- in the spirit of DTV I fee shadow should die first- have a long talk and a few bears with Dr Goodtime. Things heat up and they move back to her quarters where we see the egg on the table. They start getting down to it, and eventually are doing it naked (gratuitous tit-shot time)up against the wall in front of the table- when the egg hatches. Dr G. sees it and starts screaming, but shadow keeps pounding away. The creature launches itself off the table and into his arse. Thereby infecting him.

Dr G can die in some way that involves loss of clothing soon afterwards. Maybe shadow stuffs her in the airlock to keep his secret.

Obviously that should read "a few beers"

cut to FBI HQ, from the back, we see man walking through a plain hallway, surronded by aides, we hear the ring of a cellphone, cut to the front view and we see that the man in the trenchcoat is a good looking man, mid to late 30s, black hair, sunglasses, tailored suit, the works. This is Dept. Dir. Falco. The aide who answered the phone quickly hangs up

AIDE: Sir, we have a problem, a rouge agent

FALCO: who is it? Vern?

AIDE: No sir, it's Hunter

FALCO: Hunter IS NOT an agent, he threw down his shield, he walked away

AIDE: sir...

FALCO: What about Hunter

AIDE: well it seems sir, well it seems his crew has located another one

FALCO: The Alchemist?

AIDE: uh no sir, it's...

he motions for a foler which another aide hands him

AIDE: it appears to be...the skydiving one

by this point we have reached FLACO's office, FLACO turns in his doorway

FALCO: shit, that means Kicker is with him. Find them, you the usual places. Oh and make sure Mariah (because Mariah Carey is too dumb to remember her char. name) doesn't know, lock her in if you have to

cut to a long shot of a man skydiving, we see another skydiver coming at him as a manical laugh pierces the air. Cut to a two shot of the 2 divers one is a plain looking white man, JEFFERY, the other is KICKER.

KICKER: hey asshole, you like kicking the shit out of little girls? Well guess what, so do I

this sets up our big skydiving fight sequence. A series of punchs and kicks on both side. Then JEFFERY pulls out a knife

JEFFERY: You're nothing but a shitkicker Kikcer

JEFFERY reaches out to cut KICKER, KICKER then kicks up knocking the knife out of JEFFERY's hand, JEFFERY then deploys his shoot as KICKER pulls out a Samauri sword from behind his back and slices the chords on JEFFERY's chute. JEFFERY falls to his death as KICKER deploys descends slowly to the ground

KICKER: assface

As we return to the now crashed WARSAW2,we learn(in gruesome and violent pictures)that most of the crew is dead and the survivors are in bad shape(Psycho`s broken arm,Doc`s severe gut wound,which he closes with his portable welder and so on).Snipes and Dolph get the survivors out,but Rothrock is missing and Snipes enters the now burning WARSAW again and says:"Dont explode on my black ass now baby!".

Inside the ship everything is destroyed,but Snipes finds Rothrock stuck under some heavy steel piece!She is KO and the fire closes in on them!Now Snipes gets the STARE(look in part one)again!He grabs the steel and we hear some mechanic sounds out of his hands(this is when we see a Massive FB to part one,the struggle of his ancestor "Itzak Washinski"in Warsaw and shit and then we learn that since then in an secret family tradition the hands of every male son are sawn off at the age of 18 and replaced by artificial superhands to fight evil!Snipes also plays several other members of the family in the FB fighting evil all over the world!)as the FB ends we see how Snipes throws away the steel and rescues Rothrock.As they leave the ship and are 20 steps away it goes of in a huge explosion(the fate of Shadow stays unexplained DTV style)!

Now the running part starts,where they run from the Hitler clones(Psycho goes psycho and screams:"We`re gonna fucking die out here,not on EARTH but on the fucking MOON!").While they escape we go back to the remains of the WARSAW2.There we see little Von Stahlhand and how he starts transforming from Warwick Davies to the BIG BAD EVIL FIGHTING VON STAHLHAND CYBORG KILLER(Mickey Rourke)who starts hunting the survivors with his infrared sight!

Psycho dies a violent death by the hands of the Hitler clones,as he runs out of ammo and loses his cool,to be impaled on a bough where they leave him to die slowly!The remaining survivors get surrounded and fiercly beaten up,but manage to fight their way through 30-40 Hitler clones(huge hand to hand action with Dolph and Snipes,Trejo gets some Machete action and Rothrock goes all nifty Kung-Fu apeshit on the clones).

But without ammo and in the bad shape they are in,things look bad and they make their last stand at an old excavation site!The Hitler clones start coming in like flyies on the shit and Trejo gets torn to pieces after killing 10-15 clones with the machete!As things look really bad for our last three,we hear a HUGE GROWL out of the jungle and the fight stops!Then a Polarbear breaks through the trees and starts killing the Hitler clones!

The next FB tells us the story of a young Polarbear and his brother who get captured by Von Stahlhand and get seperated."Franz",the bad one becomes a fierce killer for Von Stahlhand!Hans,the good one becomes the pet of Hitler in his Berlin mansion(he knows Hitler is evil and trys to escape but fails)and as Hitler escapes to the Moon he takes Hans with him,but the rocket crashes and Hans escapes finally,and chooses to live a life of redemption(trying to make up for the evil deeds of his brother,by helping out the colonists secretly...)and has to witness how Hitler takes over!AND NOW IT IS PAYBACK TIME!

After our heroes are rescued by Hans,he brings them to the secret underground mansion of Hitler.As they get inside,Cyborg Von Stahlhand shows up and attacks them!A big fight gets going where Von Stahlhand uses all his powers(flamethrower,chain gun,invisibility,THE steelhand..)and kills Hans,but becomes a victim himself to the evil destroying superhands of Snipes(he punches through his head and says:"the war`s over metalhead!").After a short scene for dead Hans,they go on to take out Hitler,but only find an empty rocket hangar and see a white jetstream in the sky above!

The movie ends with our three survivors being rescued by the SHiTT-second unit and DOLPH saying:"Next time he wont get away!"looking determined at the sky.

thats it folks,it is longer then part one but I had to go the old DTV everything goes for this one.Hope you like it,let me know your thoughts!

Travis, man you got a good treatment there as well, I'm curious about the third part because a story this grand needs a part 3...

as for handling art chores spandau, I'll definetly do son of a gun, and would love to do some of Warsaw symphony, we can work out a page each type system if you want..

sorry I gotta go, I'll find out whats happening tomorrow.

and 'new' Dolph in WS2 should get a pointless expository videocall from president Norris at the start!

caruso, yeah mine hasn't gotten answered yet, but here's hoping *raises a glass in toast*

background, our quartet has kidnapped Eric (Erica Campbell), Falco's stripper g/f and the snitch that turned our heros into Falco, Jeb (Mickey Rourke) is supposed to be watching her but he didn't, Hunter (Roberts) and Kicker (snipes) are off doing something, so that's where we are at

Olef is sitting on the edge of his bed in the rundown hotel they are staying at, the TV is on, but muted, some old B&W movie, peferably something Russian or featuring russians, there is a knock at the door

OLEG: Enter

Erica walks in, wearing something sheer and lacy, bottle of wine in hand

ERICA: hello, I thought you might like something to drink

How did you get free, Jeb is supposed to be watching you

ERICA: oh he's a little busy right now

OLEG: oh...well I perfer vodka

ERICA: [insert witty vodka/sex reference here]

Erica moves behind Oleg on the bed, and then lets out a little gasp, the camera moves behind Oleg hwere we see a nasty pattern of scars criss-crossing his back and shoulders

ERICA: what...what happened

FLASHBACK (all flashbacks are either in Sepia or the hazy foggy color distortion)Russian forest, daytime, a Russian Mafiso is standing behind a seated tied up Oleg, Singapore cane in hand

MAFISO: Tell us what we want to know

OLEG: Never adn when I get free I'm going to kill you, just like I killed your father

The Mafiso screams and begins to beat Oleg. ECU of blood falling from the cane. cut to CU of Oleg's face and eyes, we see determination, ECU of the ropes holding Oleg's hands and arms, cut back to Mafiso

MAFISO:I'm going to kill you and then rape you just like I raped your sister

cut to ECU of rope binding his hands and see it strain, then breaking, cut to Oleg standing, back covered in blood, camera does a 180 around the Mafiso and Oleg, you know a fight is going to break out here, The Mafiso lifts up his cane and brings it down hard on Oleg's head where it breaks, then BAM Oleg his the mafiso witha heavy forearm, the mafiso falls to the ground and pulls out a gun, a quick kick sends it flying through the snow. Oleg pulls him up and proceeds to beat on him, showing no Mercy. cut to a broken and beaten Mafiso laying in blood soaked snow, Oleg walkign away

FLASHFORWARD

it was nothing neccassary to get revenge

oleg then turns and graps Erica and throws her on the bed. A montage follows of them screwing

I forgot that Chad McQueen was in it, too. I like how they just used the last names, like it's trying to trick us into thinking that Chuck Norris, Patrick Swayze and Steve McQueen are in the movie.

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that movie is called "the silent flute" here in the .au

a great movie.

and caruso, there was a pilot for a darkman series!

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so me great scenes..

written by bruce lee.

"Tie two birds together, even though they have four wings they cannot fly" – The Blind Man

We could've had DARKMAN: THE SERIES. Damn you, powers that be!

Also, I would like to put forth my theory that DARKMAN III is actually DARKMAN II. In DARKMAN III, Peyton Westlake is an angry man who doesn't give a shit about anybody. The opening of DARKMAN II shows him taking out gangsters while a voice-over talks about how he fights crime. After the events in DARKMAN III, he learns to care about others again. DARKMAN II takes place after this, when he continues his liquid skin research and also gets to kick ass.

“Do you compare yourself to Buddha?"

“Only.. to the wall.”

Cord: How long have you been blind?

Blind Man: How long have you been blind?

Cord: I'm not blind.

Blind Man: Am I?

Cord: Do you answer every question with a question?

Blind Man: Do you question every answer?

Cord: Aww, talking to you is like talking to a wall.

Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened.

Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha?

Blind Man: (chuckles) No. Only to the wall.

Cord: How?

Blind Man: I ate him.

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Darkman II and III are great films, I remember probably about 97, 98 at the height of Xena populairty I was iwth a buddy in a video store and I don't know i fDarkman III had just ocme out or if they had just rereleased it but the chick that played Gabrielle in Xena was in Darkman III like for 5 seconds but it was really pimped out to make ya think she was in it alot, so this buddy of mine who was really like scary into Xena decides he has to see this movie, but he can't watch the 3rd part until he's seen parts 1 and 2. so we get some beer, rent all 3 darkmans get trashed while watching them

crap what's she doing now...Oleg's raped sister maybe?

I think if they ever make Darkman 4 they should set it in Space. All 4th films should be in space.

that "phonie" guy from seinfeld,

larry david's fat friend in curb..

just 200 years on and more dragons, plus people who eat mostly dragon meat become goblin people, big suits of armour that cover the face, infighting, men who wear their suits day and night..

too gloomy/steampunk for a good DTV.

dinosaurs! robots! ninjas!

meh, you'll do better.

art sounds pretentious.

intergalactic Drug dealers harvesting humans as a source of heroin for aliens.

Genius. But as it is the sequel I suggest we do a kind of reverse Predator 2 on it and set it in Victorian London- Think about it, hookers, sleaze, drugs, crappy costumes, improbable accents, intergalactic drug wars and (wait for it) a REALLY STUPID ANSWER AS TO WHO JACK THE RIPPER WAS!!!!!!!

I'd buy that for a dollar.

I would also like to see some big breasted type cast as Hooker number 6- the one that Jason saves from the ripper.

Warwick Cast as, "Nobby Stiles"- a local dwarf beggar/ informant, and Dolph as OLEG KNOCKEDABOLLOCKOV a horny russian sailor looking to blow his earnings on syphlitic poon, who becomes the only victim to the killings by duty of being with the hooker when the intergalactic drug dealer turned up. And Danny Trejo as the intergalactic drug dealer.

it would be great.

The only problem/ bonus is I think I've stolen from about 8 different films (and not even subtly) with that concept.

I can just see it now JUDGE: yes Mr...Bloo is it? Tell me where did you get the name Bloo

ME: umm from Foster's Home for Imaganary Friends

JUDGE: I see from a children's cartoon

ME: umm yes

JUDGE: and did you write "fuck you bitch cunt" and "I'm going to rape you like I raped your sister" and then proceeded that with a flashback within a flashbac

ME:umm the Flashback within the flashback was Spandu Belly's idea

JUDGE: Spandu Belly?

ME: umm yeah

JUDGE: and you REALLY want to sue for copyright infringement?

ME: I'll leave now

aiuoghhhh!

I'm actually going to write that Dark Angel 2 screenplay.

At least if it gets pinched I can say "Mine WAS better, fuckers"

my little town has an abadndoned theatre, i'm curious what it would take to turn that into a DTV theatre...hmmm maybe cobble togather a $200 projector and a DVD player

my little town has an abadndoned theatre, i'm curious what it would take to turn that into a DTV theatre...hmmm maybe cobble togather a $200 projector and a DVD player

Chambers

ME: welcome Chambers, what have you got for us

CHAMBERS: Here’s my contribution that kinda ties in with some of the other talkback Movie universe. Hopefully top Shit DTV that will never be made, but would be fun to watch.

Thanks

Presidential Seal

Chuck Norris as we already know from other talkback productions is the president of the USA. An independent president and ex Navy Seal. He ran for office as he wanted to change the system, but he discovers after staff conversations with Deputy Director Falco [TLBT] and DEA officer Danny Trejo{Blood Brothers] that the system is so corrupt even the President of the USA can’t change it by legislation alone.

Falco he doesn’t trust and wishes, from what he had heard about the guy, Hunter was still in the department during this administration [maybe a stand alone or cut scene from another movie of Hunter on his bike riding through the desert and beating up some perps]

Norris respects Trejo who had also served in the military in tough circumstances [maybe a flashback of Trejo being captured and tortured briefly before getting the upper hand on his captives and using machine guns to escape]

Trejo tells Norris of a man named Spin, like Keyzer Soyze he is surrounded by myth and legend feared and is THE man behind the system. Trejo tells Norris he would like to find Spin but is working on another case [Blood Brothers]

Norris dwells on this and a flashback from his days in ‘Nam, tells the motives for his drive against injustice in the system. His platoon was killed in action after being betrayed by a high ranking officer [Michael Ironside].

Leaving the white house via a secret tunnel he goes calling around capitol Hill “ Chuck Norris hands on style” to get more information on Spin.

Norris realises as the web of conspiracy unravels it will need more then him to take down Spin and his secret army, so enlists the help of some former buddies from a platoon that didn’t die. [Peter Weller, Patrick Bergin, Robert Englund, and Michael Duncan Clarke] These guys are too bad assed for that to happen.

They track down Spin’s base of operations to Area 51, and taking command of air force one the rag tag team of commandos head for the final show down.

I also think there would be a scene on AF1 where some of the soldiers have brought on board strippers for a pre-battle party.

AF1 lands and the soldiers storm the base, ass-kicking and shooting there way to get to Spin. They go into the base and get there hands on some heavy alien weaponry [Along the way we see Oleg/ Dolph in his cryo chamber]

As they get closer to Spin, he releases some kind of alien monster super soldier but Norris evades it to his guys to deal with, as he goes off for Spin - revealed as Michael Ironside the officer who betrayed him in Nam.

That’s about it but I would also like to offer another cameo in the area 51 scene for Malcolm McDowell who plays a semi-immortal archaeologist in another planned Talkback Movie Warhead: Weapon of the Gods.

Thoughts ...

Chambers is having trouble posting in the Talkback, but I know he's reading so go on and post your thoughts

me, crap I'd see it

Norris is former DELTA FORCE(we can use FB`s with him and FUCKING LEE MARVIN!and have LEE MARVIN on the DVD cover!).

Not an alien monster,but an clone of General Friedrich Graf von Stahlhand(Rourke)!In an FB we learn how the Russians tryed to use his evil DNA but failed and somehow the evil SPIN dude got posession of him and Oleg!When the heroes close in on him he releases him(imagine the hefty hand to hand between zombie Von Stahlhand and Michael Clarke Duncan!)

And of course Norris has to die in the end together with Ironside(beating each other to death,Spin dies first and Norris gives a heroic speech and names Peter Weller to be the new President!In DTV it works!)and that gives us the great chance to gather all living TalckBack heroes at the funeral of the President!

Hope you dig my ideas,the Chambers thing is good!We need some feedback from caruso and the others!

thank you

Lee Marvin on the cover classic

Thnak you for posting bloo and thank you travis-dane.

At the funeral Weller sees Norris and CGI Marvin as ghosts standing re-united by the coffin just like at the end of Jedi

And then a trailer for Coming soon Presidential Seal 2: First Lady starring Brigitte Nielsen.

Also a quick run through of WARHEAD: Weapon of the gods.

It begins in 1902 Malcolm McDowall is a professor and Christian Slater [ in a derby hat] his understudy. They enter a Chinese temple where monks are gathered for the beginning of a ceremony that happens once every 100 years - The light of Eternity. Basically you have to be standing in the right spot in the temple so when the light from a [ DTV science explained] solar eclipse comes through a special glass in the temple wall it bathes the person in a light giving them eternal life. McDowell has come to witness the ceremony for the good of man but a fight breaks out between the monks and McDowall and Slater but they use guns against the Kung Fu. The light begins to shine through the glass and McDowell is standing in the right spot, the beam travelling up his body until Slater shoots him shouting “out of my way I’ve been in your shadow all my life“. Slater gets the full dose. We then see a montage of Slater through the years as a soldier of Fortune [wearing different hats of the eras] and in different locations, including yes, Warsaw, on the side of the nazis like Belloq. . However his crimes catch up with him in the late sixties, and through newspaper headlines we see he is jailed for life [Which for Slater would now mean a very long time] until in modern day deputy director Falco appears at his cell door offering his freedom in exchange for locating the Warhead. A DTV mythical helmet that allows the wearer to command the army of the gods. Falco wants it, so he says, for the good of the country. Racing to reach the warhead before him is McDowell who is also still around but after only being in the light for a few seconds, is not immortal but aging slowly. So in the scene in 1902 he would be wearing a black wig, or would now have the white beard. I think as well, when Slater comes out of the prison he meets up with his bastard offspring son who didn’t inherit the internal life so could be played by Peter Fonda.

After that I don’t know what happens except it will be good …

And perhaps before they get to the temple at the beginning which is up in the mountains and snowbound they are attacked by Hans the polar bear [again DTV geography knows no limitations to the boundaries of polar bears] and Slater saves McDowell’s life making you think he is a good guy and so the betrayal in the temple is a shock

And perhaps the Army of the gods are ghost soldiers that could now be led by President Norris. Like the dirty dozen. I do see Kris Kristofersson, erick Estrada and Tim Thomerson in that unit.

Yes it will be good …

One last question. Does Rourke have a brother who acts too? Starring alongside the Travolta, Swayze, Douglas Stallone brothers would be awesome. 

another great post Chambers, Christian Slater in a derby, classic

That's it. I'm never sleeping again.

ironic_name, you are my god. Flying dwarves, Dolph punching a polarbear, Warsaw Wesley. Great shit.

PRESIDENTIAL SEAL would be badass, with plenty of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking action. (Could Mike Norris get a bit part as a Secret Service agent?) And I would watch WARHEAD: WEAPON OF THE GODS in a heartbeat.

caruso, just catch up and join in the melee, that's how I feel when I miss several hours of talkback

“Out of my way, I’ve been in your shadow all my life!“

I can totally picture that.

I am currently attempting to write up an outline. Nothing too fancy. Maybe three pages at the most. I was thinking the film should open with the twins being born (obviously). Then the parents give them up for adoption. One will go to a loving home (future DEA Agent Frank Reyes) and the other will end up in foster care (future drug lord Armando "The Ghost" Ramos) where he will spend his childhood being passed from foster home to foster home, being abused and neglected. Naturally (as is the case with all foster kids in movies) he will seek a life of crime, climb the ranks in a drug cartel and eventually take control of it.

I would have jumped in on that Brad Renfro talkback, but there were already a few people there saying the stuff I would have said, only more clearly and better.

To his old lady: Bitch, why do we have all these damn kids! I'm trying to watch "Perry Mason" and they keep shitting their pants!

EDL's Lady: Goddamnit, Javier, joo idiot! Do joo want that government checks or not?

EDL: Bitch, I don't need no government checks! I'll got rob the fuckin' convenience store down the street. And take this little bastards outside, blow the shit off them with the hose!

Then he could take the bad twin under his wing and teach him the ways of crime

travis, caruso, Chambers, Spandu, Franklin etc if some of you are around, I'll see ya too...remember if you need to catch me on the e-mail it's erobert@nwkansas.com

"Learn the shoking truth about two BROTHERS only seperated by FATE!

"True storys are allways good on DTV!I should sell my WARSAW trilogy that way!

"What you are about to see is based on secret files of the US and Sowjet intelligence services,which have been recovered from an top secret vault under the white house!This is the TRUE story of...."

I bet there are some people who would believe that shit!

Though I had the misfortune of seeing portions of FIST OF THE NORTH STAR, such as Chris Penn getting his head exploded. And I think Ruffio from HOOK was in it.

I believe the movie you're thinking of is FIREPOWER.

If I had a Top 5 Favorite Fucking Movies List, that would be pretty high up there. Right along with ROBOCOP, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS, KISS KISS BANG BANG, DEATH TO SMOOCHY (maybe I'm the only one), and ZODIAC. That's more than five, but fuck it!

I also watched ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA recently. I thought the first half was great. The second half was getting into some weird fucking surreal territory that I didn't entirely dig, but overall I thought it was an awesome flick.

"It cleans out my lungs. And it gives me a hard-on."

For the longest time I thought James Woods was the main character in that film. His face is on the cover of the DVD and I've always only heard Robert DeNiro mentioned in passing.

and in what order? I was thinking TLBT, followed by WS.

and speaking of bad Chuck Norris movies, I have one I need to watch again, it's one of his Christian movies, where he plays a cigar smoking, beer drinking angel who protects these missionaries who crash into some devil controlled town in Texas...I think it was Austin

...I won't be working on the comic books:

http://tinyurl.com/3bkzjc

[and yes, I am aware that frank is an artist too, but we're nerds, and we got the Batman: year one reference, right?]

snakefox is cool, he needs to fight the cloverfield monster

Back in the fuckin' '70s (this would've been '79, I believe) this team of Canadian superheroes showed up in... I think it was X-MEN. Anyway, originally they were just part of the back story for Wolverine, but they got spun-off into their own series in 1983. I think it ran until '94. Then it had a few revivals, but none were successful. Anyway, the original line-up included a superhuman dwarf named Puck, a guy named Guardian who was the Canadian equivalent to Captain America, this dude named Sasquatch who was basically the Hulk of the team only instead of turning into a huge green motherfucker he turned into a huge fuckin' sasquatch. The series mixed science fiction with mysticism, as there were a few Native-Canadian types who did magic powers and shit. There was this chick who could change into bears and eagles and stuff. And there was this green alien chick who eventually married the Sub-Mariner. The team also had one of the first openly gay superheroes.

Basically, Alpha Flight's job was to protect Canada from dangerous mutants. They were also different from other superhero teams like the X-Men in the sense that they were government-funded program. Mostly what got me interested in the series was the fact that the team was based out of Canada, which was a nice change from most other Marvel superhero comics that take place in New York. Plus, it's got a guy named Sasquatch and a fucking superhuman dwarf! Who doesn't love that shit?

theres a page of mazzuccelli art, from batman: year one.

I will begin work on TLBT, and try to post something later tonight. spandau, wanna split the difference? 50/50?

anyway, here are two pics from TLBT:

http://tinyurl.com/2pgh2l

http://tinyurl.com/3yqzt6

they don't make a lot of sense, because i was going to use photoshop bullshittery™ to add a drawn car, add children in the road..

even though its 2:30 pm I'm going to go to sleep too.

I'm officially doing WS. my public email is

needapass @ yahoo.com.au

no spaces

feel free to send script pages / sign me up for midget porn spam*

*actually, don't do that.. I have enough midget porn on my HD.

may the Trejo be with you!

it is called SEVEN MUMMIES!

IT is a prisoner getaway into a zombie/vampire/Kung-fu-mummie priests town!A wild west town!The prisoners are from today btw!It features the talents of:

Billy Drago

Matt Schultze

a Keri Wuhrer lookalike with big boobs

the evil karate teacher from Karate Kid

the new Leatherface

Billy Wirth as the Hero named....Travis(yeah)

Noel Gugliemi as the mexican dude

and some porno babes

it is DTV bad with some nice gore effects and bad dialouge and a chopper!

AND....DANNY TREJO as the mysterious dude

it is running 77 minutes so it is up to Cloverfield standard.Check it out!

Pam Grier was also underused. And maybe Joanna Cassidy. The scene where Statham is like, "Hey Natasha Henstridge, since we're probably gonna die tonight, wanna fuck?" And Ms. Henstridge, having shown no interest in him before, says "Okay." And then they make out! At first I thought she was playing his ass, but it was totally sincere!

As corny as the movie is, I've grown to like it (kinda). I like that it's basically a western. The overuse of dissolves was mindblowing. And I even like the cheesy fucking ending.

Ironic, those drawings are realy really good, I was going to use JJ's Enterprise as my desktop wallpaper, but I think I'm going to switch to Trejo, I love that close up on his eyes, AWESOME

I was just thinking about Black Dog last night, it's a very cheesy movie and it was in theatres, mainly becuase it was orignally scheduled to star Kevin Sorobo at the height of his Hercules fame, well Sorobo couldn't do it, Swaze stepped in and yeah. The reason I was thinking about it is because I was watching this DTV called The Visitation, produced by one of the X-Men producers it stars Randy Travis as this small town preacher who teams up with a veternarian played by the chick that was in Road House and an ex-minister to defeat the devil who has possesed Edward Furlong (or Brad Renfro, but I think it's Furlong), weried movie but not horrible, Randy Travis has this great line where he's doing an exocrism and in that slow country drawl starts quoting Jesus's words in the bible aobut a demon coming out of a man

the reason for the Day of the Dead remake DTV I THINK is because those first 3 Dead movies don't have a copyright, or at least the first one doesn't, I'm not sure about the 2 and 3, I do know that this DTV Day of the Dead has no realtion to Zach Snyder's Dawn of the Dead...at least I think, I'll do some checking and find out

I can't wait to see some art work, I'm curious how you're going to flesh out the middle Spandau, I've got the beginning scripted and the end plotted, ironically inspired by my watching The Princess Bride the other night, I loved how the switched back and forth between Wesley and Indigo and their own fights, I also like the idea of 3 or 4 guys breaking into a building guraded by 60 guards, so that's going to figure in a little bit of that, imagine a violent DTV inspired by a Rob Reiner family friendly movie. Anyways, I gotta go see Alvin and the Chipmunks or August Rush tonight for my movie review colomn for my paper, but I'll probably be back on tonight, I'm going to need some violence to wash either of those out of my system

I'm referring to Portland, Oregon, by the way. Just to keep the facts straight. Portland, Maine, is small potatoes I believe.

...that the Ghost would be doing business with the Yakuza. I hadn't elaborated on it yet, but it would be cool if they teamed up against a Yakuza boss.

I love the idea of the Ghost having one eye. It would help in discerning which is which (though the Ghost would also have long hair and a mustache).

I know that Reyes will have to kill the Ghost at the end. I'd like to kind of rip off the end of SPIDER-MAN. The Ghost says, "You can't kill me. We're hermanos." Then Reyes would say, "I had a brother. His name was Billy Taylor." Then he'd blow the Ghost away.

(Billy Taylor being the Josh Duhammel character)

...where Evil Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD drives past an old lady, then turns to Toxie and says "I can't pass THIS up!" He does a u-turn and runs the old lady down, crushing her head, and she pisses herself. Those movie are insane. I'll have to check this out:

http://tinyurl.com/2ynlt7

if THE LORD didn't want us eating animals, they wouldn't be so tasty.

The premiere of my first web comic. Using my own brilliant imagination and Microsoft Paint, I have created a stunningly original and ingenious piece of work. It will be studied for decades, I'm sure. Okay, that's all bullshit, but here it is:

http://tinyurl.com/2j756c

Notice that I'm such a lazy fuck that I didn't even bother to give the girl boobs.

Man, those gremlins have to ruin things for everybody!

I'm joking, of course. But I don't think it was the article itself that offended him. Maybe it was my overwhelming Bridget the Midget love. Who knows.

http://tinyurl.com/29hgv8

fu ck yeah!

The movie opens with a shot of a empty Highway somewhere in the desert(small text tells us:somewhere in Usbekistan 2069!).Soon we hear the distant roar of an engine,maybe a Jet or an Rocket,just to witness how a CAR comes flying over a small hill landing on the Highway(the roar is from the car of course)and it is.....a V-8!black with an huge open block engine!We see the driver behind the wheel(but not clearly)and then 7-8 other cars show up going after him(we know how they look)!The camera shows us how the cars are heading toward the Skyline of a city(Tashkent the capital of Uzbekistan,all destroyed).Then we see the driver of the V-8 and the narration begins:

"I told them this would happen,but they refused to listen!Damn Companies!Now it is all gone,the citys,the people,the whole planet all wasted by one man...HITLER!(FB starts,we see spaceships in form of the Nazi-swastika laying waste on Earth ID4 style,then the main ship lands on the remains of the capitol of the world New York City and a huge army of Hitler clones storms the city and kills the survivors in gruesome fashions)!Now it is just ME and THEM!Now it is my WAR!MY WAY!MY JUSTICE!MY TRUTH!OLEG`s WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!"The narration ends as they reach the city and Oleg finishes the others with his crack-driving skills and the help of the wasted city!

Thats the start guys,you can see where this is going,if you got ideas for some cool shit let me know!

It is the final chapter so Hitler will go down and some old buddies will show up,but I need some new Mad Max style dudes so I am open for your ideas!Thank you guys.

"Now it is my WAR! MY WAY! MY JUSTICE! MY TRUTH! OLEG`s WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

That's priceless.

After the high octane opening,we see Oleg looting Tashkent in search for some things(we dont need to know what)and some more FB`s start(since Oleg IS the last living human except for Hitler and his clones,we have a lot of Flashbacks in the movie).We learn what happend after part 2:

Oleg,Snipes and Rothrock returned to Earth and were locked away for some time,since nobody believes the "Hitler BS"!We see how Oleg tryes to tell his superiors from SHiTT what went down and they laugh at him!Olegs pissed and quits!He gets to work with Snipes and Rothrock on a new ship,the WARSAW3(they build it from scratch,A-Team like).When they finish the ship,Snipes and Rothrock start setting a renegade merc unit up(with guys like Lorenzo Lamas,Sasha Mitchel,Ken Wahl and so on),to go after Hitler!Oleg stays behind with the words:"I got the feeling it will END where it began!"and gets the STARE as the WARSAW heads for mars.

Now we go back to Oleg looting,fighting some Hitler clones in his way and narrating:"Thats my life for the last 6 years,but they keep on coming!I like it that way,so I dont need to search(FB how he "cleans"London,L.A.and other cities)and the PORTALS are really helpfull!"We see him driving to an "Futuristic"looking place where in the middle of the place is a huge hole in the ground.Oleg tells us:"The last great invention from the Companies!They were so proud of themselfs!But it was their DOOM(FB of Hitler clones tacking over the cities through the portals),BUT it is MY ticket to BERLIN!".In the next FB we learn how Oleg found out,that Hitler took over the control of the Portals and sealed them of so that nobody could go to Berlin anymore(one Company dude told him in the battle for N.Y.before he was torn to shreds by Hitler clones)."BUT Hitler forgot one and now I found it!It is TIME for your last Salute Adolf!"Oleg tells us and drives his V-8 into the hole(we never learn how it works,it is just Blue light and DTV magic)!

With a blue ligtflash Oleg arrives in Berlin!

Later you get the final act guys.

http://tinyurl.com/22ubeo

It's sure to render my copy completely obsolete!

von stalhand is the little person, correct?

We return to Oleg as his V-8 shows up in Berlin at the Portal place!We see Oleg`s face in a state of shock and surprise.As the camera leaves the car,it pulls up(the only expensive crane/CGI shot in the movie,which still looks cheap)and shows us a futuristic "silverlined"view over NEU-GERMANIA(formerly known as Berlin)with huge Skyscrapers,Big Hitler statues and a lot Hitler clones(imagine everybody is a Hitler clone,kids,woman just anybody)!

As the camera returns to Oleg we see that he has a GRIM look on his face and he pushes a button on his steeringwheel!Then two huge MG caliber.50 spring out of the hood,left and right to the open block engine!Now we get a FB where we learn how Oleg started to build his car(A-Team style again) after Snipes and the others left Earth!The FB ends and Oleg says:

"This UTOPIA shit is OVER!"and starts blasting away every fucking Hitler clone in his way(heavy violence,exploding bodies,Hitler-kids get shot to shreds,all the shit never shown in Hollywood)!

Now a HUGE ACTION scene starts(10-15 minutes)!Oleg`s V-8 starts creaming everything in his way,then security forces come in with Choppers,Tanks,Roadblocks and Minefields(yes),Footsoldiers and all the shit!But Oleg`s V-8 has all the goods:

Laserguided shoot away Chainsaws(for the soldiers,violence brothers!).Ground to Air missile`s(big explosions).Flamethrowers(burn ing Hitler clones-allways good).Shoot away ACID bombs(HAHA).

And all the crazy shit happens:Oleg drives into buildings,jumps from roof to roof,drives through the subway(chased by two choppers)and so on...!When the shit is over,we see a shot of the destroyed city in the background and Oleg driving up to the REICHSTAG!

As Oleg arrives at the scene we see a Mercedes-Maybach standing in front of the Reichstag,a dude standing at the drivers door.It is......Jean-Claude van Damme as Hitler!We see him for the first time now!As he sees Oleg he gets in the car and a crazy carchase begins(around and inside the Reichstag)!In the end they come to the STANDOFF(inside the Reichstag in a huge room,with statues of all the bad Nazi dudes)!Both fire up their engines and start going frontal at each other!Oleg screams:

"HHIIITTTTTLLLLLLEE ERRR"

and Hitler goes:

"OOLLLEEEEGG"

Then the two cars collide frontal with a HUGE crash!

The camera goes in circels around the two crashed cars and all of a sudden the door of the Hitler car springs open and Hitler crawls out of the wreck!He starts crawling away as we see two boots in front of him,the camera goes up and we see Olegs face(bloody and smiling),saying:

"No more HEIL for you Shitbrick!"and kicks Hitler in the face!But Hitler replies:"Nothing`s ohver Ohlegh!NOTHING!"and we see he has something in his hand and pushes it!After that we hear a loud ROAR!Oleg`s face shows disbelief!AND THEN SOMETHING BIG BREAKS THROUGH THE DOOR!it is:

UBERHANS!

Now the final FB starts,where we learn that poor Hans did not die fighting Von Stahlhand but was later picked up by Hitler who transformed him in to a Evil killing cyber UBERHANS!The FB ends and Hitler says triumphant:

"Ih tink youh khnow each ohhther!hahaha!"

And you know what happens next!Oleg gets creamed by UBERHANS real bad!But then,just as we think it is over for Oleg and Hitler screams:"KHILL DHAT COMMIE SCHWEIN!",Hans stops and thinks!Then we see understanding in Hans face and he lets go of Oleg(heavilly wounded)and turns to Hitler and growls in anger!Hitler runs away and NINJA Hitler clones start storming in!

A HUGE battle between the NINJA clones and Hans starts(Hans kills 50-60)but gets overpowered and badly wounded!Then we hear a cartrunk jump open and see Oleg standing by his car and reaching inside!

He pulls out a INDUSTRIAL STEEL NAILGUN combined with an CHAINSAW and says:"LET GO OF HANS YOU NAZIFUCKs"and starts nailing and sawing the Ninjas to shreds!

After killing them all,Oleg gets to Hans and holds him until Hans dies with a sad growl!Oleg gets the STARE!

Oleg finds Hitler on the glass roof of the Reichstag and they start a hefty hand to hand fight on the collapsing roof until the roof finaly breaks and they fall down in the great hall again!Both get up again,but we see Hitler`s tank is empty and Oleg has the "Finish Him"look on his face!

Oleg picks up the chaingun of HANS and says."HEIL this MOTHERFUCKER!!!"and blasts Hitler to hell(in slomo)!

As Oleg leaves the Reichstag,some heavy-metal tune starts and the screen freezes on Oleg`s bloody face for the credits.

Thats it folks,hope you enjoyed the ride!

We may well be a bit too high concept for them though.

that one where he hunts ice-t!

new girl arrives, skimpy nightgowns and horror ensue- with a bit of ass kicking thrown in.

Satan's ninjas.

or maybe not.

the problem is with the devil, teenage girls and martial arts all set to a trippy synth score with some bizarre psychadelic visuals I may be over-egging the pudding.

Unless I cast Danny Trejo against type as the menacing doorman/ servant that comes good in the end to save the nightie clad heroine from being butchered at the hands of wesley's hell cats. That might be cool

now here's the sad part, I went and saw Alvin and the Chipmunks, but my mom called me just before I went and invited me over to play cards, I turned her down because I had to go to this movie for work , and I found out Sunday that there was a cute single college aged girl at their card party, believe me I was al little pissed

Sunday I had a gig with my band and then I watched some Venture Brothers and worked on my A&TC review and some more on TLBT

what is surprising to me about AICN is that there are that many Jack Ryan fans or Ryan Gosling haters out there to propel that talkback into the top 10

he's suing because he belives he was asked to give to many lines to Ryan Rynolds

I would have loved to have seen a Blade 3 with more emphisis on Blade and then an introduction to NightStalkers

and what the hell was Cumpston (Patton Oswalt) doing in that movie, like anyone is going to belive that freaking Patton Oswalt is a vampire hunter

one other thing about Blade, how many comic book movies has Donal Louge been in, I know Blade 1, Ghost Rider, seems like there has been some others

Spandau, I wouldn't mind either a Blade 4, I don't see it happening unless Marvel gets the rights back and for some strange reason decide to go that route with theri Iron Man/Hulk/Thor/Avengers movie

hard to belive it's been almost 10 years since Balde doesn't it

BTW didn't Vern give a steller review of the Blade TV show, I never saw it but heard mixed things

what really struck me though was how errily real to life it is. It details the rise of the Chipmunks to fame and how the record company gives them everything they want and spoils them and how it leads to their burnout and realization that Dave was just looking out for their own intrests with his rules and discipline, etc. It actually made me wonder if some of these young hollywood types could use some good old fashioned discipline in their life

but I don't think that was the message they were shooting for, overall it was pretty cheesy with a weird add on love intrest

I'd call it comparable to like the first Garfield movie