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One Spy Sees DEFINITELY, MAYBE And Says “F&#K NO!”

first by mrjadkins	Jan 10th, 2008 10:07:48 PM
and first time posting ever.
motherfucker! by Stengah	Jan 10th, 2008 10:13:16 PM
second!!
Third by albermarle	Jan 10th, 2008 10:13:55 PM
Third, and pointlessly thrilled
it aint that hard to get first, lads by moondoggy2u	Jan 10th, 2008 10:14:54 PM
And with an article like this, I seriously doubt anyone will be beating the doors down to post...
didn't work in Just Friends either. by chiahead	Jan 10th, 2008 10:15:55 PM

Thank you by harold_maude	Jan 10th, 2008 10:17:33 PM
i will skip this one, good review "not just it sucked"
So who's the mom? by ZeroC	Jan 10th, 2008 11:00:54 PM
Just tell me so that I definitely don't have to see it.
Sacha Baron Cohen's a lucky man by Magma Suit	Jan 10th, 2008 11:15:37 PM
Isla Fisher is HAWT.
chiahead by Jamador79	Jan 10th, 2008 11:21:08 PM
How dare you bash Just Friends??!! I ought to break your face on Ryan Reynolds's rock hard abs!
nips o' elizabeth banks by Jamador79	Jan 10th, 2008 11:23:05 PM
nothing sexier than a woman wearing a see-thru tanktop and no bra. google "elizabeth banks GQ" for evidence.
Hey, I took one for the team too! by Bungion Boy	Jan 10th, 2008 11:29:26 PM
I go to terrible films all the time just to warn my friends and the rest of you all. I saw this back in October. It's just as bad as Firebaum says it is. You can check my original review out here http://www.aintitcool.com/node /34504 although Firebaum pretty much says it all.
Does Noel Gallagher get royalties? by MaxTheSilent	Jan 10th, 2008 11:37:37 PM

BUT WHO DOES HE PICK!? by Bean_	Jan 10th, 2008 11:55:42 PM
Christ I read through the entire review ON THE EDGE OF MY CHAIR with suspense on finding out just which flawed-woman he picked as his wife! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A MAN!? SPILL THE BEANS!
woman 3 flaw-crazy whore by otm shank	Jan 11th, 2008 12:31:08 AM
WHOA! Dose that bring back some memories!
Reynolds is a mere cut above Dane Cook. by AnnoyYou	Jan 11th, 2008 01:19:18 AM
I mean, why does he keep getting lead roles in films? He has no charm, no charisma, he's a less-than-middling actor, all his films tank - what gives here? Why would a studio think anyone would want to see this film? Granted, Cook is the current nadir when measuring the talent and bankability of today's male "film stars," but Reynolds is running a close second. Bleh.
I misspelled does!?! by otm shank	Jan 11th, 2008 01:35:39 AM
Dammit! I'm going to bed.
No one 'saves' me from watching anything... by Sledge Hammer	Jan 11th, 2008 02:49:10 AM
No one's opinion is worth that much to me that it would ever stop me from watching a movie and making up my own mind. Opinions are interesting and all, but they should never replace making up one's own mind. my opinion anyway.
I saw the trailer for this and looked over at my girl by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 11th, 2008 04:34:40 AM
and said, "that looks cute"because I sort of figured that she would want me to. She responded, "are you fucking retarded?" And I suddenly remembered why she's the best girlfriend I've ever had.
extension... by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 11th, 2008 04:37:07 AM
Also high up on that list is, she never demands to see horrible films. She sat through Stone Cold and never made me do penance for it. She was pleased as peach to go see There Will Be Blood and even enjoys the Todd Solondz kick I've been on of late. And too, she's also smart and beautiful and she comes to my dorm room to do my laundry even if I'm on class. I donno why she hasn't realized that she can do better.
*in class by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 11th, 2008 04:37:55 AM
typo.
Also, Reynolds is a damn good actor. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 11th, 2008 04:39:17 AM
Peep The Nines when the DVD comes out later this month. Bafflingly good.
SonicDeath: Your either a tripod....... by Big_Bubbaloola	Jan 11th, 2008 04:58:40 AM
have a 12" tongue, or you have a serious way with words. If you decide (for some insane reason) to dump her, point her in this direction dude, she sounds like a peach!
take out isla... by colinjbooth	Jan 11th, 2008 06:15:38 AM
...and replace her with Amanda Peet, and that's my perfect cast.
I had tickets to a screening last night in Seattle by BadMrWonka	Jan 11th, 2008 04:59:33 PM
the line was HUGE, so I passed because I was afraid I wouldn't get into the free screening. I kinda regret it, but not because I thought the movie looked good, but because I love Rachel Weisz, and I was hoping AICN might publish my review. dangit, I might have had a shot! I'm 2 for 3 on getting stuff up on here. they published my Science of Sleep review, and I got to be a part of the Transformers circlejerk (mine was, I think, the only unqualified negative review), but they passed on my advanced word on Flyboys. I was hoping I could have saved at leaset 10 or 15 people from seeing that pile of dung. oh well, rambling over. Seacrest out.
I am a poet. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 13th, 2008 02:23:03 AM
And I have a film in competition in the Santa Barbara International Film Festival in a few weeks...as for the others, I can neither confirm nor deny your assertion. And yes, she is a real peach.
I am a poet. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 13th, 2008 02:24:26 AM
And I have a film in competition in the Santa Barbara International Film Festival in a few weeks...as for the others, I can neither confirm nor deny your assertion. And yes, she is a real peach.
How I Met Your Mother by Shan	Jan 13th, 2008 03:23:04 AM
Never seen the show but doesn't the premise of this movie sound vaguely like that show; father tells his kids about how he met their mother, cut to flashbacks where you see him meeting a number of different women frequently and as of yet, you don't know which one he married.
yeah...never seen that show, but I think you're right. by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 13th, 2008 12:13:35 PM
that show is also written and produced by the creators of CLOOOOOOOOOOOONE HIGH USA.

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