I hope it lives up to the hype and from the sound of your review Harry it might.

Looking forward to this though...

urm, whats new about shaky cam?

I have no doubt that Cloverfield will be a good movie, and could even turn out to be great. Drew Goddard has written too many good TV episodes for it to be bad. It just saddens me that anyone looks at Harry's reviews as anything more than payback for allowing a film to be showed (or in this case almost showed) at BNAT or some other favor that Harry recieved.

Also, while I would love to see this movie, just because it sounds cool and not because I liked the marketing (and not watching a movie because of marketing? Really? The marketers and movie makers are oftentimes two sets of people, you know that, right?) but I agree with many who said that imagining War of the Worlds (which must be a movie in the "shot on film" genre) shot with a handheld cam doesn't sound all that appealing, in that I didn't particularly care for War of the Worlds.

That is all.

Actually looking for the real reason, not some mildly-amusing one-liners (though some of those might be funny too.)

And Harry, what about the parasites?

Isn't the point of CLOVERFIELD, that it isn't like all the other monster movies ever made? Perhaps you should just rent out Godzilla?

PS: Good luck with the weight loss and getting back on your feet!

TB: THE TRUE STORIES - "A tale of mother insults, female genitalia and the strength of the human spirit."

Oh, Harry you neglected to mention whether the monster can murder scores of people by dropping dirty bowel movements on them in the street. I hope the monster eats old people and babies, plus the emo kids.

Where can I get that camera?

On the plus side, employees at my friendly neighborhood movie theater will have one less pile of regurgitated popcorn and nachos to clean up from the motion sickness.

On the other hand, Harry found something that excited him, and he poured his effort and his energy and his heart into it, and the payoff is that wheelchair or no, he's living more of a life than most people you see walking the sidewalks.

So no, I'm not sorry for him at all. I remain jealous (of his success. Certainly not his writing skills).

THINK MCFLY, THINK! *dnk dnk dnk*

I hope you enjoy unflavored oatmeal - you'll be eating a lot of it.

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That was a project a guy did for a contest.

Thanks.

woo woo!

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same here, although not as magnificently jabba-esque as the massive fat ginger haired sellout.

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sorry to be a girl about it.

ps, way to shake shit up with your upside-down typing!

travis: my work here, IS DONE.

*flies off with the karate kid song in his head*

..(you're the best. YET! nuthinsevergonnabreakyoudown!) ..

Welcome to AICN Talkback = The Outback of the Internet. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

i gotta see that again too, but i'm wondering if my hard-earned dollars should check out 'TWBB' first, though. or should i not believe the hype? i'm trusting your judgment, don't let me down, man.

i did these, really quick, not arty. http://tinyurl.com/2vhg9o

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we will find out on the 17th!

actually i might see it on the 16th, at a myspace exclusive.

Cheers!

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Hope all has been well on your end. Let me know if you have any sasquatch sightings...

Cheers!

I hear you on TWBB. One of my local area theaters just started showing it. So, I'm hoping to catch it this weekend. I'll definitely let you know if it's worthy of the praise and/or scorn.

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H, h, h, h
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L, l, l, l
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CTHULHU!!!

We can dance like Cthulhu
We can answer to his call
Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head
down the road like a soccer ball

Say, we can dance like Cthulhu
Live it up while the livin's good
Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin'
and there goes the neighborhood

Say, we can dance, we can dance
Great Old Ones are in control
We can dance, we can dance
Hear them callin' the call
We can dance, we can dance
Terror makes you go in a trance
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts

The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu
Yeah!

It's the CTHULHU DANCE!!!

My day is complete.

Trust me, if I see ol' Sassy in the woods, you'll be one of the first I tell about it.

Early views of the movie sound excellent. This is the first one in a long time that I am actually going to get tickets for opening night.

To think that there's only one more week until Giant Lion Spectacular! (or perhaps, Limon--there's nothing scarier than chimeric fruit gone bad, you should have seen my fridge a few weeks ago)

Knowles blow-off of the monster to talk about the characters, when he knows no one gives a rats ass about the characters but are more interested in monster backstory, was the sign. Massive blowback coming in the form of every review saying "a monster movie without the monster". Hence, Harry's "reinvention".

The problem is not the approach, it's that Abrams has become more sizzle than steak. This movie should have opened at Sundance, then most of us would respect it because that would be acknowledgment it was going for something different. Now, the A&M has turned it into a massive cocktease, which will allow every reviewer to compare Abram's failure to deliver on Lost and Cloverfield.

Japanese company that makes SLUSHO uses a secret ingredient that means "seabed nectar" (or something like that). It's newest drilling platform is leveled, (as seen in the international news bits on youtube), and the chairman blames it on ecoterrorism. As Slusho is brought to America, the monster follows.

So, either the platform "drilled too deep" and awoke something, was taking away the food supply of the monster, or taking away its eggs. In the news spots, a Slusho exec is clutching a briefcase as they bolt from the collapsing platform. The briefcase holds the backstory.

The movie is about 75 minutes so the backstory is all being built for the DVD release...and you don't get a clear look at the monster. I can't tell if it has normal tentacles or those protruding bioluminescent thingees some deep sea fish have to see where they are going.

search the interwebz for clues and don't come back till you know the picture isn't the monster, the photos flip and slusho is connected but not important.

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and I'm gonna post this three times.

2: we were talking about the little person in total recall.

4: the cloverfield thing has

3: the mutant who looks like jake busey in total recall has weird orbs in its head that are red.

osmosis, like the way i post "more chabert!" amd photos of Lacey chabert appear.

2: we were talking about the little person in total recall.

3: the cloverfield thing has weird orbs in its head that are red.

4: the mutant who looks like jake busey in total recall has weird orbs in its head that are red. osmosis, like the way i post "more chabert!" and photos of Lacey chabert appear.

2: we were talking about the little person in total recall.

3: the cloverfield thing has weird orbs in its head that are red.

4: the mutant who looks like jake busey in total recall has weird orbs in its head that are red.

osmosis, like the way i post "more chabert!" at dontlinkthis and photos of Lacey chabert appear.

there.

sigh

Seriously...how can anyone?

This movie could be amazing, but I'll never go see anything on Harry's recommendation ever again.

And Mrx67: long time no see! I started to hear music ("why do birds suddenly appeearr...?") when I saw your comment. It was just yesterday (8 months ago) that we were discussing this movie. Did you really think this day would ever arrive?

caruso, your wit knows no bounds.

Hey caruso, I rewatched that Oingo Boingo video on youtube about a dozen times. Elfman is a genius.

frankly, i'm proud of my potty mouf. i think women who can't go there are sissies. but, then, i said 'cunt' really loudly in a family restaurant this morning, so maybe i'm kind of a bad judge.

you know what's weird? at the same place i saw gary oldman, i saw - no joke - a family of dwarves. and ALSO - not with the dwarf family - that dwarf actor who's in 'watchmen', the guy from seinfeld. hopefully i'm not offending anyone with my little people talk.

cholera, i'm a leo, actually. i'm loud and bossy and controlling. and, as xi will remind you, a redhead. natch!

"It hurt him so badly that he was practically bedridden"

So apparently no permanent physical damage was sustained by this one ton cart of memorabilia that ran him over.

In fact on Father Geeks myspace page (yes I cant sleep tonight) there is a picture of Harry and FatherGeek from 1998 standing next to Bruce Willis (Or a lifesize cutout) on the set of the Michael Bay classic "Armagedon". No Wheelchair in site.

And judging by some of the pictures of young portly Harry on Fathergeeks site Harry was already well on his way to a wheelchair (Or personalized motorized scooters) The kid had to be wearing size 38 shorts at the age of 12.

Harrys in a wheelchair because his already gross body has gotten that much larger. Dont feel too bad for Harry. Theres plenty of evidence online that shows him standing on his own 2 legs.

like this

http://tinyurl.com/2267xz

http://tinyurl.com/2fzhzt or this one

http://tinyurl.com/yu72rx

Sorry Harry. Maybe if you didnt weigh close to 500 pounds your body would be able to support you. "Instead you blame it on a 1200 pound cart of memorabilia running you over."

classic...

harry, come back to the TB, we have the most funnest one going. don't you want to talk about midgets and cunts?

if you aren't then, um, you should be?

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Was that you?

the midge is back! ironic, i'm sorry, but i'm not marlo. i can't handle that facebook-myspace-shit. i don't have enough mental ram for it. bad enough i waste half my day on this site talking to you chuckleheads. ;)

it'd mean we were meant for each other.

oh well.

The interview that explains why this movie coming out now and why it's so cheap? Questions that puzzled you from the very first about Cloverfield?

How disappointing.

Travis, I seem to always miss Occula to, and she's the funnest person here. :-(

Btw the way, that pic ironic put up is perhaps the most adorable monster I've seen since "Cuddly Cthulu". awh! http://img.photobucket.com/ albums/ v53/cfreyja23/cuddlycthulu.jpg

dudes, my class was lame. i showed them 2001 and got blank stares. kids today, i tell you!

I'd like to put together a psuedo-league table for the women that post here, and rank them according to things like coolness.

Obviously Occula is one of the top ones, and Anna Valerious is at the bottom for being fugly, stupid, trollish and addicted to kosplays (sp?) where she dresses as characters from the "sommersverse"

Jarv considers himself most fortunate that he only posts at work and his wife does not know his identity. If said missus knew she would beat me into a small and insignificant puddle of embarrasment.

It's terrible when you get your arse kicked by a 5" 3 woman.

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Sometimes I am afraid of myself too!

xi, i ended up doing minority report and 2001. you nailed it on the head with the 20-somethings; it's impossible to stir them unless they want to be stirred, so i jump around doing my dog-and-pony show and i get nuthin'.

And I wasn't joking about the "delightful" Ms Valerious. If you can be bothered looking google Cosplay, Anna Valerious and Sommersverse. It's truly, truly scary.

Also, Occula was not been verbally manhandled, and she is more than capable of looking after herself. As much as I despise 1st world feminism, sometimes you chat some heinous shit- and this is one of those instances. What would you prefer- butt naked but for a collar and leash illiterate females that are forced to walk six feet behind you?

And my last sentence was written with an ultra anti-feminist ideal in mind. It was hyperbole. I know that you'd prefer them in a burkha.

xi, sometimes i have to go out into the world and do this thing called 'work.' i don't like it, honestly, but i've heard that many other people do it as well, so i'm trying not to complain. it involves 'showing up on time' and whatnot. apparently when i'm done, i will receive 'money', and then i can buy more chocolate pudding.