Oh yes.

I would like Rambo to be character driven like the first movie, yet retain the great action set pieces of the second. Will it be anything like that?

...anyway Rocky Balboa was prety good... this one has a good chance to be a decent film...

...oh yeah... whatever happened to Bee-dub?

Now to think of a killer question, how about: What the fuck were you thinking with the Get Carter remake?

what sort of dance will you do? can you provide a list of requests? I would like to see the chicken dance performed to Prodigy's "firestarter". Thanks

Rambo V: Ron Paul Saves Rambo

And yes, I realize I'm supposed to email Harry, but I don't really want to.

Welcome back, dude,

And I can't fuck my mom yobo, as I'm too busy completing training your mother as a coprophagia fetish whore.

Jarv, she's a natural at that, so no training necessary. In fact, she always cleans up after the neighborhood dogs...very nice of her. Um, Mrs. Yobo, you've got a little something on your bottom lip.

my questions are sent VIA e-mail...read the post

I may watch all three previous entries just to get into the mood for these Q&As

Last years with Stallone were indeed a high water mark, in fact I had almost given up on AICN but that and the 25 years ago retrospective brought me back into the light...oh and the LOST TB that wouldn't die

"Hey!'Member that one time? In Rambo II? When you shot that guy with an arrow and his whole body just exploded? Do..Do you remember that? That was AWESOME!!!"

And while I will say that my earlier post (how DARE you sir) I wrote it smiling, meaning, in jest and with full knowledge that everyone is entitled to an opinion. But I should point out that I am a retarded quadriplegic deaf mute blind minority person, and I'm typing all these words with a plastic tongue depressor, with guidance from a computer system, and while seated in my motorized go-cart, in soiled retarded diapers, so I hope now you feel badly.

Glad to see that we'll be getting another round. Way to go, Sly!

Thanks for the shout-outs, fellas. I appreciate it!

Although, I admit...I did laugh when I saw That 70s Venom trying to do a "karaoke version" in another thread.

Mind the spaces and no, this is not a joke link. It's an actual horror movie with redneck puppets.

Mysterious Yobo: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. GIVE IT UP.

BSB I agree with you about Willis, and I like the guy, but when he popped in as Walter B. isn't it true nobody knew who he was for a while? I didn't until a day or two after the fact. I'm just sayin'. Please don't call me an ugly retard like Mysterious Yobu. I will be crushed, and will have to knit and extra quilt at my "physically challenged class." Using only my teeth, of course, since I have only a colostomy bag where my legs would be and flippers for arms, and my face looks like Sloth from Goonies on a good day.

As for Mysterious Nobu, don't take him so seriously. If he's M-O-M, he's just working out the frustration of a post-banning existence.

And I'll watch it, cause, ya know, there ain't shit on.

No problem MNG. You're input into the talkback wars would be missed, golly gee gosh...

I hear you Abom. I'm expecting nothing but the absolute worse, however.

Gridbug that was an AWESOME question

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Ready for a new year in the trenches?

amen.

im there.

can't fail just like Rocky, John McClane, Indy etc. It's when they do an early years job like the starwars prequels or the Halloween motivations of a murderer shit and ruin the character with some floppy backstory that fucks it all up. This sounds like it's just Rambo, a bit older, a bit saggier but still just fucking folks up with a big spikey knife!

'Bring on the Hurtin Punjies!'

Viewer discretion is advised.

Fly kites or die. Your choice.

It's even more awkward when you got the bloodlust. Starring Zac Efron as Johnny Rambo. Music by Drowning Pool.

So pucker up, get on your knees, and enjoy...the line begins behind ABKing.

He finally gets his black box and of course is bombarded by hundreds of posts. Hundreds of questions. And yes, douche bags ripping on him.So all in all, he offered more than Sly. So it's AICN's fault for not making his presense known, and for choosing the lazy route by just throwing him in talkbacks when they know how crazy this forum can be. The questions he did answer were honest, humorous, and well, blunt.

Yeah, Sly's initial Q & A was the true shining point and temporary savior of AICN. Bruce's was a fucked up mess in the end, by no fault of his own. There was talk of him doing the Q/A like Stallone did after the talkback fiasco, but in the end, I don't blame him for choosing not to after the uber hassle he went through here.

Die Harder - McClane is a normal guy trapped in an airport who swears and smokes.

Die Hard With A Vengeance - McClane is a normal guy trapped by the rules of an insane terrorist who swears and smokes.

Live Free Or Die Hard - McClane is a superhero who drives his car into helicopters and surfs on planes. He doesn't smoke. He doesn't drink. He's trapped...by his lack of knowledge about computers?

Good memory by the way!

I did watch four episodes of FNL and though I can see why everyone likes it, it just wasn't for me. It wasn't anything to do with the sport involved, but more (I think) to do with the fact I prefer stuff with aliens, superheroes or lots of crime over soap opera stuff. Just wasn't for me I think.

and I missed it *sniff*

and travis, repeat after me: 2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP (hehehehe- only kidding I love all European posters- except the portuguese)

Check it out whenever it shows over there.

cinematic genius.

I'm stil hoping for a midget remake of who's afraid of virginia woolf with Warwick cast as George, Bridget as Martha, Verne as the george sega part and a.n.other midget as Honey.

Can you imagine the dramatic chops on that- especially if they include the chainsaw scene that Albee foolishly deleted.

You'll blow my cover if you keep up with this.

I, personally, think we should give up on the football thing, especially considering the current group of tossers couldn't even qualify for Euro 2008 in a group that contained mighty Andorra, Israel and Macedonia.

wankers, all of them.

bitter, moi?

Hey BSB, correct you are, sir. The ultimate First Blood had a deleted alternate ending where Rambo shoots himself after his police station rant to Trautman. Actually (spoiler), what he did was grab Trautman's hand, which was holding a pistol, and slammed the trigger back so Trautman shoots Johnboy in the gut. The novel First Blood ends with Rambo's death. If I recall, it's Trautman who shoots him, but only cuz Rambo is very badly wounded anyway. David Morrell left no room for a sequel. He couldn't have known back in the early 70s that the 1981 film would be huge. So as a prologue to his novelization for "Rambo: First Blood Part Two" he comes right out and says "in my novel, he died, but in the movies, Rambo lives." And yeah, the ultimate edition also featured a flashback where Rambo remembers a furlough with his 'Nam buddies a bar / brothel. The flashback occurs when he's holed up in that mine, roasting boar over a campfire with his BIG ASS JIMMY LYLE KNIFE.

Is it true that the soldiers-of-fortune who accompany Rambo on his Burma mission are all the sons and nephews of Clinton Morgan, Robert A. Cathcart, Gault, Ward, Orville the Dog Handler, Banks the Hostage, and Ericson the "goddamn mercenary?"

I haven't watched that in ages. I may have to give it another spin today

And DAMN! Would you believe it if I told you that I actually remember that quote?!?! While I don't recall the context, I hope that it wasn't the result of an overtly hostile exchange...

FAST AS A LEOPARD!

Fuck, how disappointing.

Bayonet the lot of them, says I.

it's as silly as liking jar jar. Although that's probably heresy to say round these parts.

I once spent a while convinced I was living in a hellish northern chavhole full of deeply inbred fucks that did nothing but sleep with other genetically malformed northern chav monkeys and moan about "the social". Then I realised the ex-girlfriend was watching Coronation St.

And that's saying something.

just own up- you tuck yourself into bed at night and read all the books, before going to sleep and dreaming of rectally penetrating that stupid CGI singing alien that Lucas put into Jabba's palace in the Special Edition of ROTJ. Or an ewok.

have I covered everything? oh yeah, Lucas Raped my Childhood and Jar Jar will forever be a cunt.

What a dickhead.

Again.

Coming Soon: Rambormers--A tale of double and quadruple amputee dwarves from outer space! With robot prosthetics that transmogify into handheld kitchen appliances! No one is safe this summer! Beware the Midgets with Widgets! From Space! Earth's Biggest Battle...will be decided by Little People! With flippers for arms.

In both movies, the heros sustain serious injuries requiring self-medication or surgery. I'm sure there's more. Point is, you can't go wrong borrowing from First Blood, which in turn probably owes a little to other manhunt adventures.

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And word Grammaton.

bet she did.

We can even do the Cthulu Dance!

No, I'm not really a South Park fan. My girlfriend and her sister love it but it's just not really my type of humour. I'm more of a Family Guy guy. I know some people think that show is shit but I love it! It's the only animated comedy (including The Simpsons) which manages to make me laugh out loud at least once an episode. I have all the boxsets!

Glad a peace treaty was arranged though. Don't often see that on AICN. Usually grudges stick around forever. Just look at Anchorite and SexyBack!

The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk. He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream.

Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess.

He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"

The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no," says the penguin. "It's just ice cream!"

Action star Sylvester Stallone recently ran into trouble with authorities in Japan, after he was found in possession of growth hormones - according to his ex-fiancee Janice Dickinson. The former supermodel alleges Stallone was taken into custody after being caught with the same muscle-building drug he was convicted for possession of in Australia last February. Following that incident, he was formally convicted on charges of importing a prohibited substance in May and was ordered to pay nearly $10,000 in fines and legal costs. And Dickinson claims Stallone is still up to no good. She tells the New York Post's gossip column Page Six, "Stallone was recently arrested in Japan for growth hormones." Dickinson recently revealed on a TV show that Stallone took the drugs to boost his body during their relationship in the early 1990s, and even claimed he once injected her in the arm when she was asleep - allegations Stallone has vehemently denied. But Dickinson is adamant she is telling the truth, and is demanding an apology for him branding her a 'liar'. And she has threatened to reveal all about the Rambo actor's past if he refuses to do as she asks. She adds, "If he doesn't shut his big mouth, I'm going to really tell everybody what he did to me. If he doesn't retract calling me a liar, I'm going to really talk - and he doesn't want that, so he'd better make nice..." The couple was engaged in the early 1990s, but Stallone ditched her when a Dna test proved he wasn't the father of her daughter Savannah. A representative for Stallone has declined to comment on Dickinson's latest allegations.

So perhaps we won't get any questions answered before Rambo?