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Stallone wants to hear more questions from you folks, cuz Heroes don't die, they just Reload your Questions!!!

He's back! by ewokstew	Jan 9th, 2008 12:26:08 AM
And more Rambo-y than ever. Sweet. Can't wait for this.
Cool... by jimmy_009	Jan 9th, 2008 12:28:18 AM
...my question is, why aren't they showing what the story is about in the trailer? I know the ad guys probably think Rambo fans won't care about a story, but we would like to know the basic setup, not -just- Rambo firing guns. I don't think the ads are going to compel people to see the film, unlike the internet trailer from a few months ago.
Neato! by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Jan 9th, 2008 12:28:23 AM
Although I'm really at a loss, I wouldn't know what to ask him but I'm looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
Sorry I meant the TV ad by jimmy_009	Jan 9th, 2008 12:29:31 AM
Should have been more specific.
I just... don't have any interest in this by Bean_	Jan 9th, 2008 12:33:52 AM
Another recycled action movie plot. Hard to get excited about.
I'd just like to say ! by supersize	Jan 9th, 2008 12:37:11 AM
Stallone you are awesome and always will be the shizznittshizznattlebizammmm!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you're not excited about it by pikagreg	Jan 9th, 2008 12:44:01 AM
then stay the hell off the board. don't need a-holes ruining the excitement for the rest of us.
I was wondering... by SJBKAT	Jan 9th, 2008 12:51:53 AM
if he would remember. The first round of questions has solidified Stallone as a class act for me. Rambo is at the top of my must see for 2008
I may have my doubts about Rambo by Mattyboy122	Jan 9th, 2008 12:53:26 AM
But the man has my respect. He's been extremely candid and his responses were always a delight to read. I'm definitely looking forward to this new series.
Stallone needs to do interview with Movie Geeks United by pacino33	Jan 9th, 2008 12:54:46 AM
Desperately want Stallone to go on the show Movie Geeks United! They're pushing the film big this month with Brian Tyler and various co-stars. Would love to hear Stallone himself jump in, too. www.blogtalkradio.com/moviegee ksunited
Fuck yeah by Bob of the Shire	Jan 9th, 2008 12:57:20 AM
Stallone is the man. Can't wait to see his answers, Rambo looks to be a kick in the balls to the sagging action genre.
Wish I had questions for the man by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 12:58:30 AM
Ain't got shit.
Someone ask him about POE. by MaxTheSilent	Jan 9th, 2008 12:58:55 AM

OH HAPPY DAY by rhcp2sweet	Jan 9th, 2008 12:59:22 AM
Stallone is the man. He makes Bruce Willis look like shit.
Sweet. Sweeeeeeeeeet. by DocPazuzu	Jan 9th, 2008 01:11:10 AM
I swear, coming back here day after day to read the Sly Q&A was probably the most fun I've ever had here on AICN over the years. I can't wait for some more of that. Oh yes.
All right ROCKO!!!! by otm shank	Jan 9th, 2008 01:35:52 AM
All right SLY!!! One of my favorites.
Don't be silly, Trik by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 01:35:54 AM
Everybody knows he was built in spacedock.
Question by Han Cholo	Jan 9th, 2008 01:56:47 AM
I was watching First Blood 1 and 2 and I was wondering how the plot will be in relation to those movies. I thought First Blood was an awesome character driven film, lighter on action than the second film, whereas 2 was more of an action movie, less character driven but had some great moments and a great message at the end. I would like Rambo to be character driven like the first movie, yet retain the great action set pieces of the second. Will it be anything like that?
Stallone 2: The Schooling of Bee-dub by jimmy rabbitte	Jan 9th, 2008 01:58:38 AM
...wasn't this going to be called 'JOHN Rambo?'... ...anyway Rocky Balboa was prety good... this one has a good chance to be a decent film... ...oh yeah... whatever happened to Bee-dub?
Oh and one other question.. by Han Cholo	Jan 9th, 2008 02:00:35 AM
When are we gonna see the Ultimate Rocky Box Set? I've been waiting for over a year for that and they only released a bare bones boxed set with the six films. If anything, I want an extras disc for each film with commentary for all six Rocky films. I'd put out some major coinage for that.
I still wanna know if Celeste is hot... by Alonzo Mosely	Jan 9th, 2008 02:01:02 AM
Is she as hot as Richard Gere's chicken grease?
SLY HAS CHOSEN BLURAY... HERES WHY..... by THE KNIGHT	Jan 9th, 2008 02:03:07 AM
^_^
Shit, guess I'm a dumbfuck by Han Cholo	Jan 9th, 2008 02:12:53 AM
FUCK YOU TOO!!!
Sly, What happend to your Tupac Biggie Movie? by ganymede3010	Jan 9th, 2008 02:21:11 AM
There was alot of people anticipating that film. That's a pontential goldmine, is the project dead? Please do that after Rambo.
Calling it RAMBO will confuse the majority of filmgoers... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 02:22:07 AM
...who are mostly morons. They should have titled it RAMBO IV: FIRST BLOOD PART III. That would've filled the seats. And my pants.
The Official Trailer by Horace Cox	Jan 9th, 2008 02:24:54 AM
That King Cobra chant is tits. I sing that fucking thing at work all the time. It was driving my colleagues apeshit until I played the trailer for them, now they chant it too. The irony is I hate fucking snakes.
this is getting old... doesnt he have any real friends by JimmyJoe RedSky	Jan 9th, 2008 02:25:44 AM
i have a question - why did he let the studio responsible market 'rambo 2008' like a cheesy action flick complete with thrash metal music (seen the trailer) - it feels very '80s' - not what i was hoping for - heres another question - how long has he been taking hgh - or is it just for when hes in a movie that requires he go shirtless - come clean - the fans can handle it
What does Stallone think of the Death Race Remake? by rhcp2sweet	Jan 9th, 2008 02:35:54 AM
this has to be asked
caruso_stalker -- The TRUE title would be... by The_Deathticle	Jan 9th, 2008 02:40:18 AM
The titling for this series has been wonky from the first sequel on. The second movie is "Rambo: First Blood Part II." So, following that logic, this fourth movie should be "Rambo 3: First Blood Part IV." Or, of course, "John Rambo" would've worked fine too.
THE PARTY AT KITTY AND STUDS REMAKE PLEASE!!!! by BonerDonor	Jan 9th, 2008 02:48:59 AM
SLY, YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE BURT YOUNG!
YO STALLONE... by Redfive!	Jan 9th, 2008 02:59:45 AM
Now the big question is will he now pull estelle getty out of the old folks home and do STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO? I wnat to see him and brigett nelson together again also,he needs to hook that up.
missed symmetry by california_mtz	Jan 9th, 2008 03:13:13 AM
Sly, thanks for being so cool. I'm sorry so many people write stupid shit in the face of your being cool. It just shows the state of America these days. I guess the rough beast is now birthed but is still slouching. I really like the symmetry of "Rocky Balboa" and "John Rambo." My friend & I were watching the TV when the trailer came on and he was confused that this was an actual new movie since everyone refers to the first movie as "Rambo." You have to remember, most people are idiots.
My questions by california_mtz	Jan 9th, 2008 03:16:07 AM
Since I didn't ask questions yet, my questions are: 1.) Why did you concede defeat back in 2004? 2.) Were you in a secret society with George Bush? Ouch! Don't taze me, bro.
My 3 questions... by Riley Martin	Jan 9th, 2008 03:17:18 AM
1. Will Stallone go on Howard Stern to promote 'Rambo'? 2. Was Tango right? Is Rambo a pussy? 3. Is the name 'Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti' the most ridiculous character name in cinema history?
RAMBO meets BURMA by cyclo	Jan 9th, 2008 03:24:21 AM
Sounds like a damn monster movie.
Sly by BrightEyes	Jan 9th, 2008 03:26:06 AM
is the man
So... Not John Rambo... by Jinxo	Jan 9th, 2008 03:53:03 AM
So it was going to be "John Rambo" but now it's just "Rambo". Okay... The first film? First Blood. Then came Rambo: First Blood Part 2. Then came Rambo 3 which made no sense since, really it should have been part 3 of First Blood. But, no, Rambo 3. So then after Rambo 3 we now get... Rambo??? So Rambo 3 comes before Rambo. Who figured out the naming and numbering of these films?
That would be logical, Deathticle... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 03:56:19 AM
...except they went straight from RAMBO to RAMBO III. There was never a RAMBO II. And the third film did not carry a subtitle, but one could assume it would have been FIRST BLOOD PART III. So maybe they should have titled this one RAMBO II: FIRST BLOOD PART IV.
finally! by cloudrider`	Jan 9th, 2008 04:24:43 AM
aaahh... the joy of stallone rounds. you all should see rambo gazillion times. if only because the success of that film will allow sly to make more movies, and then these Q&A will keep on coming. bestest thing ever!
sweet I was on hiatus last time by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 04:55:52 AM
so am looking forward to this one. Now to think of a killer question, how about: What the fuck were you thinking with the Get Carter remake?
a wii has 3 wires... by billyhitchcock	Jan 9th, 2008 05:12:22 AM
...power, scart and motion sensor, hardly a major task harold! :-)
I Want To Take On RAMBO by filmcoyote	Jan 9th, 2008 05:22:55 AM
Here are my questions I'm curious on: Is there further room for Rambo to go from here if this movie is a success? Having resurrected Rambo and Rocky do you think you'll re-visit any of your other characters like the Demolition Man or Ray Tango (both films I love)? My favourite performance of yours is in the fantastic Cop Land, why have you not done more of these lower key pictures? The Filmcoyote in London
The movies should all be called RAMBO by ruven76	Jan 9th, 2008 05:23:07 AM
Rambo: First Blood Rambo: First Blood Part II Rambo: First Blood Part III Rambo: First Blood Part IV This way it would have made sense and still been a kind of odd/special way to title your movies. Or... Rambo: First Blood Rambo 2: Vietnam Rambo 3: Afghanistan Rambo 4: Burma Or... :) First Blood First Blood: Part II First Blood: Rambo III First Blood: John Rambo
don't you have underlings to install a Wii, harry? by couP	Jan 9th, 2008 05:25:52 AM
or at least robots.
The Wii was released 15 months ago by ricarleite	Jan 9th, 2008 05:40:43 AM
And you only managed to install it now? Morbid obesity is truly frightening.
i submitted a few questions... by GavinVanDraven	Jan 9th, 2008 05:41:16 AM
to HK@AintItCool.com, cuz i dont think harry meant for us to post them in the talk back guys.... unless of course i sent it to the wrong email... then i an S.O.L.
very cool....Yack just creamed his panties by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 06:16:10 AM
I'm sure we'll get some more great stories. Oh, and for those who will claim everyone is "sucking his dick"...fuck off.
Sweet. by mrfan	Jan 9th, 2008 06:29:10 AM
Sent in my questions. Hope at least one will be answered by the man.
how do you you view by birdy birdman	Jan 9th, 2008 06:34:06 AM
about the cultural resonance of this character in terms of political both now and nearly 20 years ago?
in terms of political context by birdy birdman	Jan 9th, 2008 06:34:35 AM

Sly, how come your face is so fucked up? by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 06:46:09 AM
did your mom recommend you her surgeon?
Sly, you are notoriously one of the ugliest actors in hollywood by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 06:47:26 AM
explain....
Mr Saxon- by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 07:06:04 AM
I think Memories got banned again- his drivel has been deleted from the man of steel TB. what sort of dance will you do? can you provide a list of requests? I would like to see the chicken dance performed to Prodigy's "firestarter". Thanks
"Say my name! Cradle my balls!" by Tom Whitaker	Jan 9th, 2008 07:18:40 AM
Tee hee :)
I named my penis John Rambo. by Knuckleduster	Jan 9th, 2008 07:19:44 AM
Because of his long hair and quick temper...
So the least you can do, Sly ol' mate... by Knuckleduster	Jan 9th, 2008 07:21:25 AM
... is to give your movie that name too. I did my part.
Saxon, you've proved the point that by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 07:22:36 AM
many talkbackers do just that, talk, and don't read instructions. Hey you wanna post a goof question in the talkback that's cool but umm hmm maybe if you want Sly to actually answer you like he did with so much class, candor and respect last time, try reading the instructions.
Has pre-production begun on 'Snaps' Provolone? by Bubba Gillman	Jan 9th, 2008 07:23:25 AM

just pillow talk, my panties are creamier than spinach! by YackBacker	Jan 9th, 2008 07:23:36 AM
Ahhh, Stallone is back!!!!
reading instructions? by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 07:33:23 AM
we don't do that. Don't you know the end of the world will be caused by some Talkbacker pressing a button with "DO NOT PRESS. EVER. WE REALLY MEAN THIS" written on it. Obviously it will be a big button.
Has Sly chosen HD-DVD, and why? by tonagan	Jan 9th, 2008 07:35:21 AM

What does Sly think of Ron Paul? by tonagan	Jan 9th, 2008 07:36:03 AM
See, they should be questions that are dear to TBers hearts.
I knew it, I knew it... by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 07:47:53 AM
I knew it, and I said so yesterday in another TB. Awesome
I Want To Take On RAMBO by NoLaw4000	Jan 9th, 2008 08:15:59 AM
I'm just curious about the story about you, Marlon Brando and Superman... //Janne Widmark, Sweden
Mr. Saxon....we have a spill in aisle 3 (NoLaw) by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 08:19:16 AM
Can you please clean it up? Thanks.
I hope this will fracking rock like the last time. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jan 9th, 2008 08:19:24 AM
I'm pretty sure it will :-)
The man has class. by C Legion	Jan 9th, 2008 08:22:41 AM
Hopefully most of the Talkbackers will show some too, as they did the last time Stallone answered our questions so brilliantly. That really was the best stuff AICN has ever done. Oh yeah, as others are saying send your questions via email, no point in posting them here.
How about 'Rambo goes to Oxford' by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 08:29:24 AM
First off, you forget the whole blowing things up vibe of the first four movie (until the end of course) and you featuring Rambo going back, sorry, going to uni to get a degree in modern warfare techniques because the US govornment sees the potential of educating the ass off this deadly war machine to make him even more deadlier 'in the brain!'. Comic relief comes in the form of etiquette lessons he recieves off an elderly lady. scenes include, learning to pour tea properly (which Rambo just smashes out of frustration, to begin with) ballroom dancing (when Rambo falls over the old lady crushing her requiring an ambulance and a hip replacement, but shes ok, and continues to 'train' him with her in a zimmer frame)
The trailers were terribly bad by johnnyg korrupt	Jan 9th, 2008 08:32:34 AM
The really bloody preview last year that was 80s..ish was awesome but the 2 trailers for the public were fucking terrible. Cheasy, commercial and ridiculous. Lets hope the movie is like the preview
FREE AT LAST...FREE AT LAST! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 9th, 2008 08:35:16 AM
Thank God almighty, I'm free at last!!!
Not only spill... by NoLaw4000	Jan 9th, 2008 08:36:40 AM
...but a damned lazy reader. Shoot me.
Ron Paul by johnnykool	Jan 9th, 2008 08:51:51 AM
Is THE man. He should be in the next Rambo flick. Rambo V: Ron Paul Saves Rambo
welcome back MNG.... by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 08:58:26 AM
Just in time for Stallone....
What's up Sly? by PwnedByStallone	Jan 9th, 2008 09:14:15 AM
Remember me? Remember when I told you your new Rocky movie was an embarassment to yourself and film in general? I'm baaaaaack. A new Rambo movie Sly? Was there not enough white male paranoia from the first three for us to get our fill? What's next? Cobra 2? Under the Bottom? Daylight 2: Moonlight's Revenge? Cliffhanger 2: Dingleberries? Get Carter 2: Get Smarter? Driven 2: Cruise Control?
Mysterious Yobo by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 09:15:59 AM
How DARE you sir! For so many talkbackers, Mr. Stallone is like a surrogate father, a big brother, an uncle--family. Even if someone is physically repugnant, which Sly is not, we don't bring it up any more than we'd point out how crippled or retarded or mentally ill or ugly any of our REAL family members might be. I don't get why people gotsta HATE when Sly is once again doing us a favor by "visiting" us for a second year in a row. It's not something he has to do, but I'm glad he's doing it because those twenty days last December were some of the best ever on AiCN ever EVER in the history of mankind EVER.
johnny korrupt by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 09:23:11 AM
I know what you mean. The commercial trailers I've seen on TV are of the '80s cheesy grindhouse variety. I'm hoping the distributor / studio is taking that route simply because they feel they MUST market it that way to reach some younger demographic and boost the potential box office. I'm hoping that the movie itself is more substantive than the trailers, with its cheesy gunmetal military lettering, would have us believe. Like you, I feel that true lifelong fans of the Rambo series know that in essence, neither the character nor the films are as cheesy or mindlessly violent as the new TV spots would have casual viewers believe. We know the series is truly about one man's journey, an inner journey that happens to manifest itself in the external world, in times and places of conflict. It's not a lobotomized shoot-em-up party without rhyme or reason or set to a nu metal soundtrack. I'd encourage people to read the David Morrell books to get deeper inside the character. While Stallone's interpretation and portrayal of Rambo differs slightly in the sequels, he mostly adheres to the values that define Rambo.
Everyone here will hate me for this.... by HitchCock'n'Balz	Jan 9th, 2008 09:24:07 AM
I Love Rambo III ...there ...I fuckin said. Removing shrapnel...and cauterizing yourself with gunpowder and flame...one of the best things ever put to film. plus his bottom lip nearly touches his knee when he screams
Lionsgate is not press screening RAMBO by LaudnerGomez	Jan 9th, 2008 09:28:15 AM
Yet they've screened BRATZ and GOOD LUCK CHUCK early. What does that say about RAMBO's quality? Ouch!
here's a question by BurgerKing	Jan 9th, 2008 09:32:53 AM
why didnt they make a creative name? I mean, most people are going to think that they are re-releasing the original or something because it's more commonly referred to as "Rambo" than "First Blood" anyway. And yes, I realize I'm supposed to email Harry, but I don't really want to.
Horrible TV ads guarantee this will tank by deucefilms	Jan 9th, 2008 09:33:58 AM
Man, those TV spots are awful. Is that what Sly was going for with this film? Though I wasn't a huge fan of Rocky Balboa, I liked the fact that Sly was trying to bring a level of respectability back to the franchise. With this latest Rambo movie, I thought he was trying to bring it back to a more realistic and disturbing place, like in First Blood. Instead, these ads make the film look even more ridiculous than Rambo 2 and 3 (the music and editing techniques in the commercial spots DO NOT help). Is he going to have to make a Rambo 5 in ten years to make up for this one? I thought First Blood was the one really solid film in the franchise. Part 2 was good for what it was at the time when Americans just enjoyed watching American heroes kick the shit out of everyone without getting a scratch on them. I had hoped that, with this one, it would be a little more of a character study of Rambo (the demons he's had to deal with for the better part of his life) as he confronts another extreme situation, as opposed to yet another opportunity for him to just blow shit up, break a few necks, rig a few more boobie traps in the jungle and stick knifes through a bunch of evil non-English-speaking people.
Dear Rambo by tme2nsb	Jan 9th, 2008 09:38:06 AM
How are you? I am fine. Christmas was really kewl. I am about eight inches. Do you think Mr Saxon is gay? Me Too. He gets on us about asking you questions in the talkback. Doesn't he know we type them hear and print them off to send them to you to the north pole? Enclosed are cookies. I hope you enjoy them. Your Friend, tme2nsb
MNG by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 09:43:05 AM
They can take your userid but they'll never take your FREEDOM! Welcome back, dude,
John Rambo is dead by brassai2003	Jan 9th, 2008 09:44:29 AM
think I'm kidding? READ First Blood.
Let it be the good old"BLOOD and GUTS routine"! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 09:53:00 AM
Love the Rambo films!
And i thought MY life was shit. Abominable, i pity you by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 09:54:44 AM
you ugly retarded familied git.
no, you're right, your life is still shit Mysterious Yobo by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 10:00:25 AM
While Abom phrased things slightly differently than I would in his post, most everyone here agrees that the Stallone questions was a highpoint for AICN. Especially considering the types of responses we got from him, along with the very funny inside stories he shared. Go back to the short bus you windy licker.
ah pillow, you must be Aboms husband/brother by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:03:25 AM
eat my text bitch.
heh, by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:03:51 AM
what's familied mean? He has a family? why do you not? and why does that not surprise me.
just bad english by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:05:43 AM

The power of RAMBO freed Mr.Nice Gaius! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 10:06:43 AM
Cant stop the old survival knife!
Mysterious Yobo:you are not very nice to RAMBO. by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 10:11:05 AM
thats not good for your health!
aaah, so your memories of murder in disguise by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:12:28 AM

Enjoy the wii Harry, I'm now fully engorged by Rickey Henderson	Jan 9th, 2008 10:12:34 AM
Looking foward to Stallone's triumphant return here to AICN. Good work getting him back Harry. Once you get your wii set up, you need to pop in Mario Galaxy. Most fun I've have in a videogame in half a decade. A delerious & giggly man-child such as yourself will get a kick out of it.
Harry Knowles can play Wii? by themasterofnonsense	Jan 9th, 2008 10:15:57 AM
Doesn't that involve physical activity?
there's a drippy little whore that will gladly by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 10:16:13 AM
"eat your text." Memories-of-Murder is probably right up your alley. Enjoy.
actually Harry, if you're looking to get into shape... by Rickey Henderson	Jan 9th, 2008 10:19:19 AM
The wii has tons of stuff to help out with that. And there's some kind of yoga mat coming out soon designed specifically for fitness. Just sayin'...
The fucker's back pillows. by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:20:31 AM
I wish rambo would sort him out for us.
replies to Jarv & Trav by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:21:14 AM
Jarv, you bastard, thats the worst thing you could have said. well done. Travis, no but im secretly (though not so secretly anymore) a Stallone fan. he's my favourite action guy because hes not taller than me and i can really identify with that. Also his acting is better than the rest, not because its better but because its not 'I KAN DO THIS ACHTING THING YA!' uber confident with no talent like Arnold. Its more self-disparaging but best effort style, like man-on-a-mission not man-on-the-toilet like Seagal or just man-turned-up-on-set-by-accide nt like Norris or im-goin-for-a-pint-after-this Statham.
i just like winding people up, including my idols by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:22:43 AM

Mysterious Yobo:looks like you are in GREAT danger. by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 10:23:10 AM
Dont make Mr.pillow talk and Mr.Jarv your enemies!Not good for your health either.
fuck, you're right Jarv by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 10:23:50 AM
That is M-O-M.
Mysterious Yobo:maybe RAMBO will forgive you. by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 10:25:05 AM

Should have kept it as John Rambo by kwisatzhaderach	Jan 9th, 2008 10:25:52 AM
ah well
Should have kept it as THIS MOVIE WILL KICK YOU ASS by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:27:25 AM
nevermind.
Rambo Prequel starring Shia Beowulf by darrenspool	Jan 9th, 2008 10:27:52 AM
or whatever his name is.
fuck your MOM by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:28:39 AM

No, I don't think he is, by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:31:40 AM
His posts have a basic sense of humour. Something you coud never accuse M-O-M of. And I can't fuck my mom yobo, as I'm too busy completing training your mother as a coprophagia fetish whore.
I Want To Take On RAMBO by justy4life	Jan 9th, 2008 10:32:00 AM
Hello Sly! My name is Justin. I'm 26 years old. I was born in Clintwood Virginia and now live in Kingsport, TN. Honestly; you are one of my heroes! I really admire your film work, and all that you do outside of film. Sly Magazine was a great read, I own and love your novel. Many celebrities are not that accessible to the fans, I appreciate you taking the time, once again to answer our questions. I look forward to watching Rambo on the 25th, as well as your future work. From a fans point of view, please get Robert Downey Jr. to play Edgar Allan Poe, and if you do any shooting at UVA, count me in as an extra. 1. What film or role do you regret the most for turning down? 2. What supplement on the market would you recommend? What supplements can you not live without? 3. What has been your most rewarding film experience? Or better yet favorite film experience? I love the DVD extras of Rocky Balboa. I was impressed with the amount of time and energy you put into the film, it really shows in the final product. Next to the first Rocky, I think the final film was the best in overall cinematography. To all of the talkback posters and readers, I invite you all to try Sly’s workout in “Sly Moves”, it will bust your ass!!!
a good old-fashioned "you mom is...." flame war by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:32:36 AM
haven't had one of those in ages.
opps by justy4life	Jan 9th, 2008 10:33:41 AM
I accidently posted my questions, ignore that. Actually I dont care if you see this fanboy swoon. Sly is the man!
THANK YOU Sly from your BIGGEST FAN ABKing! by ABking	Jan 9th, 2008 10:37:02 AM
Thanks for doing this second Q & A like promised!
ok ok ok i did not mean that pillow & jarv are my idols by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:37:20 AM
they were the people (near enough) and stallone was the idol. but now that puts him in trouble with jesus and god. nightmare.
no, you're right... by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 10:37:54 AM
I saw his other posts in the Bill Moseley thread. Jarv, she's a natural at that, so no training necessary. In fact, she always cleans up after the neighborhood dogs...very nice of her. Um, Mrs. Yobo, you've got a little something on your bottom lip.
can't you see im just trying to get a big 'fuck you' by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:38:51 AM
from stallon!?!?! thats all im gunning for.
i don't kno what coprophagia is & i don't want 2 look it up by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:40:41 AM
maybe i'll just ask mom.
several things by Bloo	Jan 9th, 2008 10:41:30 AM
MNG welcome back you were missed my questions are sent VIA e-mail...read the post I may watch all three previous entries just to get into the mood for these Q&As Last years with Stallone were indeed a high water mark, in fact I had almost given up on AICN but that and the 25 years ago retrospective brought me back into the light...oh and the LOST TB that wouldn't die
and so we should be. by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 10:43:17 AM
'tis only right.
JOHN RAMBO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE ROTTING SKULLS by BG7	Jan 9th, 2008 10:45:39 AM
I agree that the TV spots are crap - who exactly are they marketing this to? I wonder, though, if the action in those spots is so frenetic and choppy because they have little footage to work with that can actually be shown on television. Here's hoping, at least. They should be using the Goldsmith score, complete with shots of knife sharpening and boot lacing.
Men need Rambo to be a big FUCKIN' hit!!! by captboulder	Jan 9th, 2008 11:16:56 AM
Just so the heads know that guys perfer real asskicking and not that cgi, small women vs. 100 guys bullshit!
can't wait by Spandau Belly	Jan 9th, 2008 11:28:41 AM
I love Stallone and can't wait to hear his awesome anecdotes this go round. I'll try to think up a quesion for him.
My 3 Questions by JBouganim1	Jan 9th, 2008 11:30:10 AM
1. What is your take on the Floyd Mayweather Jr.? 2. What are your thoughts on Bridget Nielsen now? You did use to fuck that. 3. When looking back at the track record of all your Rocky films (with the exception of 5), Rocky Balboa actually took in less then all of them domestically and worldwide. Were you upset by this at all?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE ROB ZOMBIE REMAKE CONTEST? by JBouganim1	Jan 9th, 2008 11:31:55 AM
I had monster squad and I never heard a response
we've gone more rounds with Sly than Jose Cuervo by ArcadianDS	Jan 9th, 2008 11:39:46 AM
I asked some great questions, but this is the one i hope they pick: "Hey!'Member that one time? In Rambo II? When you shot that guy with an arrow and his whole body just exploded? Do..Do you remember that? That was AWESOME!!!"
My question : How many restraining orders against ABKing... by IAmJack'sUserID	Jan 9th, 2008 11:54:44 AM
have to issued just this week.
Will Moriarty accuse Sly of being an imposter? by anchorite	Jan 9th, 2008 12:05:21 PM
The world wants to know.
I really wanted to see a Rob Zombie Muppet movie by finky089	Jan 9th, 2008 12:09:13 PM
Stallone Q&A should be fun
BALBOA did a solid $70,270,943 in the U.S. and... by ABking	Jan 9th, 2008 12:18:40 PM
...RAMBO should make more...
So where's our BRUCE WILLIS 10 Questions? by ShiftyEyedDog2	Jan 9th, 2008 12:25:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! we're only about 7 months late posting those, so I dont expect the stallone stuff to be up until, oh, 2012.
Mysterious Yobo by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 12:33:50 PM
No, actually pillowtalk and I just swap virtual whores. Celebrity virtual whores, I might add. Yes, females. And while I will say that my earlier post (how DARE you sir) I wrote it smiling, meaning, in jest and with full knowledge that everyone is entitled to an opinion. But I should point out that I am a retarded quadriplegic deaf mute blind minority person, and I'm typing all these words with a plastic tongue depressor, with guidance from a computer system, and while seated in my motorized go-cart, in soiled retarded diapers, so I hope now you feel badly.
and on that note Abom.... by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 12:47:13 PM
Olga Kurylenko will by your place around dinner time. She's busy practicing for the new Bond movie with me. I've told her it's a porn, so...oops, it's time for her to put on her cop costume. She's the "bad" cop, while I'm the steely convict just looking for a little tough love.
SLY: I LOVE THE DROWNING POOL SONG by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 12:50:26 PM
but you need to tell Marketing to change the commercial. Really cheapens the movie after what you gave, in my opinion, to be an Oscar-caliber performance in Rocky Balboa. It's kinda like Halle Berry winning the Oscar and then following up with a role in Die Another Day. Not a good move. Don't make Halle's mistake.
SLY: WHAT DO YOU THINK? LION OR VOLTRON? by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 12:54:19 PM
I think it's ManWhaleManatee but some think Chthulu.
Looking forward to Sly's return! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 9th, 2008 12:55:15 PM
The Stallone Q&A's done for ROCKY BALBOA were definitely a high-watermark for AICN. I think it made for some of the most amusing and insightful stuff that we've had the pleasure and privelege to read here. (The Richard Gere and Robert Evans stories alone were comedy gold.) Glad to see that we'll be getting another round. Way to go, Sly!
ROCKY BALBOA WOULD HAVE DONE $70,270,949 by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 12:56:16 PM
except I went to a matinee instead of a night show. Sorry, Sly.
I just want to.. by ClockWorker	Jan 9th, 2008 12:56:39 PM
thank the guy for having some blood in his new movie.
GAIUS, MAN, I SAID CHTHULU by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 12:57:05 PM
Play your song for Sly, man.
On a side note... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 9th, 2008 12:57:10 PM
just pillow talk Lost Jarv travis-dane Bloo Thanks for the shout-outs, fellas. I appreciate it!
IT WASN'T BRUCE WILLIS' FAULT by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 01:00:17 PM
The handling of his questions were chaotic, to say the least. He came straight to the TBs, wearing a wife-beater, to chat with us. No Celeste, no publicists ... just Walter B the man talking straight. I give him all the credit in the world for that. As much fun as Sly's Q&As were, talking to Bruce directly was AICN's high point, IMO.
Fuck Rambo, I want to see MARION COBRETTI. by Nate Champion	Jan 9th, 2008 01:02:03 PM
Now there's a hero that needs to fucking reload.
BSB by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 9th, 2008 01:02:51 PM
Aww, but this ain't no CLOVERFIELD TB! Although, I admit...I did laugh when I saw That 70s Venom trying to do a "karaoke version" in another thread.
MARION COBRETTI WAS METROSEXUAL ... by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 01:03:34 PM
Rambo's the shit.
Old Action Movie Icons don't die, by skimn	Jan 9th, 2008 01:04:04 PM
they just reload their franchises. No disrespect, but of the '80s trio of Arnie, Sly and Bruce, only Mr. Willis is the true actor of the bunch. Try as he did in Copland, Sly could never match the range of Willis. I still think he was shafted of an acting nom for Sixth Sense ( nominated for Best Picture, Supporting Actor and Actress, screenplay and director, but gee whiz, nothing for Bruce), because the Academy viewed him as a popular "TV" actor who got lucky. And I think the first few minutes of Unbreakable should be viewed by acting classes, for an example of subtlety and nuance. But hey, best of luck Sly!!
I THOUGHT 70S VENOM WAS EITHER YOU, OR STEALING YOUR SHIT by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 01:05:32 PM
but someone gave clarification. Welcome back. But I still think would like to hear your song - he might hire you for the Cobra sequel.
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 32: ELECTRIC CHAIR BOOGALOO by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 01:10:07 PM
You like that one, Sly? I got more. Gimme your e-mail address.
DANCING WITH RAMBO VOL. 2: TANGO AND SLASH by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 01:12:23 PM
Sly, call me. We'll make millions with this.
Yeah Gaius by Bloo	Jan 9th, 2008 01:54:15 PM
That 70's Venom karoke version was good but not as good as the classic
Finky: Zombie's muppet movie by MC-909	Jan 9th, 2008 01:55:48 PM
right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =iwYFPNUjhF8 Mind the spaces and no, this is not a joke link. It's an actual horror movie with redneck puppets. Mysterious Yobo: YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. GIVE IT UP.
Rambo vs. Lionsgate by Acquanetta	Jan 9th, 2008 01:56:21 PM
If it's true that Rambo is not being screened for the press, then that's a shame. In addition to the ridiculous tv spots, this film is really getting a raw deal in terms of marketing.
pillowtalk by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 01:57:56 PM
Oh good, I've been holding off lunch, anticipating a full and healthy dinner. Oh yes, there will be donkey punching. BSB I agree with you about Willis, and I like the guy, but when he popped in as Walter B. isn't it true nobody knew who he was for a while? I didn't until a day or two after the fact. I'm just sayin'. Please don't call me an ugly retard like Mysterious Yobu. I will be crushed, and will have to knit and extra quilt at my "physically challenged class." Using only my teeth, of course, since I have only a colostomy bag where my legs would be and flippers for arms, and my face looks like Sloth from Goonies on a good day.
Anybody gonna watch the Terminator show? by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 02:07:00 PM
One of the commercials appears to show John Connor being attacked by a terminator while in class at high school. I thought it was established in T3 (according to Kate Brewer) that John "just took off" after his foster parents were killed in T2? I'm gonna check out the show, and I'd be pleased if I like it, but if it goes against canon I will fling poo at my television. I think the 'protector' terminator on the TV show is a female chick posing as John's classmate. I wonder if she's anatomically correct and if she, ya know, has to follow his orders. Because I could think of a few.
ABOM by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 02:17:04 PM
It took almost an entire day before Harry confirmed Walter B.'s ID and gave him the black box, but he did do the cam ID with a TBer which was super duper kewl and convinced a bunch of people early on. And he just came out and talked candidly. When he got his black box though, all hell broke loose and he got slammed with a million questions and that's when it became unmanageable. As for Mysterious Nobu, don't take him so seriously. If he's M-O-M, he's just working out the frustration of a post-banning existence.
Abom...I think T3 is being ignored completely by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 02:25:07 PM
and I believe, and I could totally be wrong here, that only the first two factor into the canon that this show will follow. And I'll watch it, cause, ya know, there ain't shit on. No problem MNG. You're input into the talkback wars would be missed, golly gee gosh...
AWESOME!! by monorail77	Jan 9th, 2008 02:31:42 PM
I'm not sure if I'll submit any serious questions. I would just love to ask how Mr. Stallone enjoys being so fucking awesome, or some other fanboy gush. The last Q&A was about the coolest thing I'd ever seen on the internet. I'm sure this will measure up. I'm so glad he's doing this. Its a bit like preaching to the choir; we're all going to go see Rambo as soon as it opens anyway. It just proves Stallone hasn't forgotton his fans and still has the common touch even though he's a mega-star five times over already. Thanks Mr. S.
Vern and WalterB. TB was FUCKING AWESOME!! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 02:36:34 PM
and i was not there.i feel bad now.shit.
I have a question about my nuts... by JimCurry	Jan 9th, 2008 02:36:35 PM
who wants 'em?
pillow by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 02:38:42 PM
Oh. I'm still gonna check it out, cuz it's like, Terminator. But by 'check it out' I mean, I'll have the missus TiVo it, and I'll watch it when I remember to watch it, because I've got the attention span of a constipated, yet hungry, Homer Simpson
I still say... by KryptonsLastSon	Jan 9th, 2008 02:40:38 PM
It should have eben titled "Rambo, John J." Like a case file. Hopefully this hearkens back to the human conflict of First Blood and not the cartoon of Rambo III. Also I thought he swore off Death Wish after TB people united against it, yet here it comes still... Sly, you're better than that. Don't make Bronson's zombie come and settle this for us.
Grammaton would gun kata in his pants by just pillow talk	Jan 9th, 2008 02:50:44 PM
Honest. I hear you Abom. I'm expecting nothing but the absolute worse, however.
BSB by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 02:52:05 PM
MOM was banned? Guess I missed that story. If Walter B. did a webcam ID confirm with a TBer, that is indeed kewl. Did he wave his hand in front of it like McLane in Die Hard 4?
GOD KNOWS MERCY,RAMBO DONT!! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 02:52:35 PM
I miss Trautman right now!I hope he gets his KUDOS from John J.!
Did somebody call? by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 02:56:52 PM
Oh don't get me started. Hell yeah I would love Q&A with Bale.
I must have missed hearing that M-o-M got by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 02:58:25 PM
banned. What happened there? Must've either missed that talkback, or just been skimming through it.
Trailers have sucked by justy4life	Jan 9th, 2008 02:59:19 PM
to be honest, the commericals and trailers have been horrible for Rambo, Lionsgate has really dropped the ball on the marketing. I'm excited to see Sly back on screen again after Rocky, but im worried about the film being able to attract a new audience.
Why do you want to look at it, you just got by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 03:04:34 PM
done trashing the talkback. Or are you saying the old one was cool and the new one would just be a sucky re-hash.
Sly, you need to do a Rambo film where... by Kal Reeve	Jan 9th, 2008 03:04:59 PM
Rambo returns to the United States and somehow ends up helping Brian Dennehy's sheriff character from "First Blood" protect his small town against a traitorous U.S. militia. That way Rambo and the sheriff find common ground and the Rambo story comes full circle.
Yeah, the marketing for this hasn't been great by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 03:11:17 PM
the commercial seems okay, but we haven't been given a whole lot really. I've seen more of Rambo from the spoof in Meet the Spartans than anywhere else. I'm going to probably catch this on DVD anyway. I'd love to see it on the big screen, but no job (long story) equals no movies for a while. Well not exactly true, but let's say I've got to be selective. I've only seen two movies since September.
A loving, sensitive question for Sly... by gridbug	Jan 9th, 2008 03:16:35 PM
So, like, would you still hit Brigitte Nielsen after Flavor Flav done put his disease all up in her? You know what time it is!
originality by Halfbreedqueen	Jan 9th, 2008 03:17:26 PM
I hope the movie is as awesome as that trailer where the utterly original song for a trailer Let the Bodies Hit the Floor is used. If so, we're looking at future film students going Citizen K-who?
Die Hard 4 was the second best in the series by ShiftyEyedDog2	Jan 9th, 2008 03:18:48 PM
..and I love them all, but this one surprised me by being my favorite flick of the year. Second only to the original.
I also hope at the end by Halfbreedqueen	Jan 9th, 2008 03:19:30 PM
of the film Jesus comes in and saves Rambo, and he's like "dude violence isn't the answer." And then he's saved and all, but then some motherfucker is like all up in his face and he punches his head off and then it ends with him in a booth. "Father, forgive me, for I have sinned..." Mel Gibson is producing, right?
Rod Holt by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 03:19:30 PM
I think some of the best TBs over the years should be archived and published in some kind of easily down-loadable format. That Sly talk from last year alone would be a fine Adobe booklet for bathroom breaks, shamoan
Mr.Holt:"search function on this shit site" by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 03:20:54 PM
So you did not mean AICN is shit?Please explain.
Kal Reeve by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 03:26:48 PM
Even if Rambo and Teasle could arrive at some sort of "understanding," I don't see any way Teasle would accept any kind of help from a guy who shot his ass up with an M-60 and ruined half his town. In fact, I think the beauty of First Blood is the conflict. Two veterans from two very different wars, from two generations who viewed veterans differently. Enter Teasle's hardass personality and Rambo's unwillingness to keep getting pushed, and conflict was unevitable. The novel "First Blood" makes it more clear that Hope was only the latest in a series of towns where Rambo was not accepted, but shuffled out. Not for committing any crime, but just because of how he looked and how his appearance might make people feel. It helps set up why he's tired of being "pushed." In the movie, it seems like Rambo just arbitrarily decided (after the first "lift" in Teasle's cruiser) that he would give this sheriff a hard time, simply because that's what the sheriff was giving him. True, but there was more to it. Gridbug that was an AWESOME question
RodHolt - Google is your friend. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jan 9th, 2008 03:32:48 PM
Here's Sly's Q&A Round 1 (now you're in my debt...) http://tinyurl.com/26w7rp
RodHolt:you curse very much SIR. by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 03:34:50 PM
And I did not say anything about you hating AICN.Your post was not very clear about that.And since you curse at anybody and anything it is not easy to understand when you mean it or not.
Rod Holt by Abominable Snowcone	Jan 9th, 2008 03:41:05 PM
Actually, for a while I did save a couple of the "Rounds" by highlighting, copying and pasting into an email for a couple friends who aren't AICN literate. But as the new Rocky film came, so did I, metaphorically speaking, and that wad was shot, and there was that period of emptiness for a while thereafter, where you get that sense of, "What was I doing before all this? What was I here for?" and you just forget it.
RodHolt:apologies a rare these days! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 03:48:09 PM
Thanks.
Rambo!! by skimn	Jan 9th, 2008 03:56:20 PM
Does Julie Benz get nekkid in this?? Ex-Angel fans need to know!!
Benz by Son of Hades	Jan 9th, 2008 04:04:24 PM
I hear not. You'll have to make do with the occasional side-boob and translucent nightgown in Dexter.
Xiphos:BROTHA,the pythons are pumped! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 04:11:55 PM
Is HULK in RAMBO?THUNDERLIPS would be a great Merc name!lol
RAMBO IS BEING SCREENED FOR CRITICS.. by moto	Jan 9th, 2008 04:13:10 PM
Just an FYI. Whoever said it wasn't is full of shit. Even Mori confirmed it in the Rambo score post.
Hades by skimn	Jan 9th, 2008 04:27:45 PM
I don't have Showtime....woe is me...
Mr. Nice Gaius! by DocPazuzu	Jan 9th, 2008 04:34:29 PM
Welcome back. Weeeee mmmmMMMISSED you... Ready for a new year in the trenches?
Hey, Grammaton! by DocPazuzu	Jan 9th, 2008 04:37:21 PM
Don't recall who it was, but there was some guy in a recent talkback who was talking smack about Equilibrium. Can you believe that shit? Verily, he deserves a bit of the ol' Taye Diggs face-off.
Xiphos:Germany is right BROTHA! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 04:46:00 PM
Visited the New AG website yesterday,looks too professional for me,but what the hell,sure it is fun.I am in west Germany,near the Netherland border.
Critics need not apply! by FILMFUNK	Jan 9th, 2008 04:46:39 PM
Rambo will do exactly what it's supposed to = Sly in a vest with a headband on a fucking killing spree set to some heroic music while getting a bit cut up and saving the locals. amen. im there. can't fail just like Rocky, John McClane, Indy etc. It's when they do an early years job like the starwars prequels or the Halloween motivations of a murderer shit and ruin the character with some floppy backstory that fucks it all up. This sounds like it's just Rambo, a bit older, a bit saggier but still just fucking folks up with a big spikey knife! 'Bring on the Hurtin Punjies!'
No bullshit by Pipple	Jan 9th, 2008 04:47:05 PM
I just want to know if he's put 110% percent into Rambo to make it my wet dreams come true that I hope it is. One day, bored as shit in this clock work factory society of ours, I decided to buy first blood to see what all this rambo fuss was all about. I was never a huge fan, but to my surprise it was an actual story, not just splosions, though it's got them. And the performance from sly at the end is raw and powerful stuff! well goddamit, how's he gonna top that?
IS FRANK STALLONE AN ALIEN? by Gus Van Rant	Jan 9th, 2008 04:51:19 PM
A very gay alien?
First Blood rules... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:03:18 PM
But the action scenes in part two are great,and in part three the action has no limits!The attack on the village in part three is balls to the wall action,huge set,extras dying left and right,blood and gore everywhere!That was great ACTION!Compare it to a "action"movie from today and you see the difference(no quickcut shit,people bleed and die on camera,and so on)!Storywise and for character development see First Blood,for Big Action see 2&3.
Xiphos:no problem.RodHolt:why ask,geeks dont get women! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:06:51 PM
Not even the easy ones:)
What has happened to this site? by SoylentMean	Jan 9th, 2008 05:13:57 PM
Really, I guess the entire staff is sick with Captain Tripps. Watch out for the Walking Dude.
I was waiting for this by CherryValance	Jan 9th, 2008 05:15:59 PM
Woohoo!!! Hi Celeste. You'd think I'd have a question all ready, but nope.
Abom, well done by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 05:19:50 PM
really well done, good boy, well done, very well done, aww isnt he cute everyone? little spacker boy.
RodHolt:your friend sure was on Mallorca... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:23:02 PM
a spanish island thats like a German colony(no kidding,everything over there is like Spring Break,365 days a year).The women there will do anybody even americans.
i retract my last statement with an apology by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 05:23:04 PM
i hate myself. not really, im alright and shit, but became over involved in schoolyard banter and forgot that i have progressed somewhat since leaving full time eduction and developed some principles. in other words; god, please don't send me to hell for using the word spacker and ridiculing the disabled.
Mr Saxon:You must be one of the BRITISH! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:26:58 PM
If not,my apologies.
Fuck the disabled! by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:29:54 PM
What have they ever done for us besides make us look like dipshits by overcoming adversity despite having a debilitating handicap? Meanwhile here I am sitting on my ass and downloading midget porn.
caruso_stalker217:do you like HORNSWOGGLE? by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:33:33 PM
some great irish midget porn.with clover.
OT by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 05:34:58 PM
Anybody remember what the name of that (I think) French bank heist film Harry was raving about some years ago. I think he put it in one of his best-of-the-year lists.
don't you see caruso, that IS your triumph! by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 05:35:39 PM
for some people downloading midget porn might be a new low, but for you pal, its A NEW LOW. see its more significant because its in all caps. theres no trophy for A NEW LOW, just a warm feeling inside.
Mr Saxon:I am speechless! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:36:34 PM

Sorry, travis-dane by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:37:00 PM
But I don't watch the WWE and I'm into the lady midgets. Nothing says sexy better than a below-average sized woman. Well, that was not accurate at all. Anyway, those little people sure can fuck.
caruso_stalker217:still speechless! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:40:20 PM
and a little ashamed.
Mysterious Yobo by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:41:04 PM
You forget, sir, that midgets are people too. Sure, they're smaller and probably don't get to vote, but they are entitled to every freedom that God (or the alien spore who I have accepted as MY lord) has granted the rest of us. Why should I be ashamed to watch two African-American gentlemen double-team Bridget the Midget? Are we not human/children of Xenu?
Mr Saxon by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 05:42:34 PM
I thought it was something like that (or Le Nest?) but I can't find the bloody thing. Grrr.
caruso_stalker217:Mysterious Yobo dont seem to like you... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:43:13 PM
or am I missing something?
Saxon by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:43:17 PM
I'm afraid my moniker is a misnomer. I am not actually a fan of the actor David Caruso. Though you gotta give him props for FIRST BLOOD. "Ah jeez! Do ya gotta hit him so hahd?" Okay, he didn't actually say that in the movie, but that would've been awesome.
RAMBO IS NOT BEING SCREENED FOR CRITICS by LaudnerGomez	Jan 9th, 2008 05:44:19 PM
Only the easily controlled coast-based junket press, not nationwide. Lionsgate is trying to hide the film. WHY?
They are afraid that wide exposure of RAMBO by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:45:53 PM
Will tear the world in half.
last years Q&A by Bloo	Jan 9th, 2008 05:48:12 PM
guys I'm working right now on PDFing last years Q&A, cuz someone above was right it would make an Awesome bahroom reader
Yeah, that was completely accidental by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:48:27 PM
I had actually forgotten his involvement with the film until I mentioned it. He played the young deputy who wasn't entirely comfortable with the way they were treating Rambo. Then I think he got stabbed in the leg later. I gotta watch that movie again.
Double-team Bridget the Midget! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 05:49:22 PM
Cannot breathe lol!But(travis sits up straight)WE SHOULD GET BACK TO JOHN J.!at least I tried.
Mr Saxon by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 05:49:28 PM
lol. Seriously.... it is something like that though. I'm pulling my hair out here. I wish this site was easier to search! Maybe I should just mail Harry.
Bridget the Midget by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:52:19 PM
I wonder if he real name is actually Bridget. Because that would be pretty insensitive on her parents' part. They should've known kids would start calling her Bridget the Midget. These questions don't keep me from jerking off to her, however.
Sorry, but I know fuck all about foreign cinema by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:56:46 PM
Godard this, Fellini that. It's all Greek to me.
The film is: Nid de guêpes by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 05:57:36 PM
Moriarty has all the answers!!
Hey, pal, that THAT you're talking about... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 05:58:39 PM
... is a human being! Sure, she might not be appropriately proportioned and she can't reach the top shelf without a step-stool, but she is at the perfect height for a quickie bee-jay, so you better start showing her a little respect!
Scrolly:I got it on DVD,it is like a remake of... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:00:21 PM
assault on precinct 13,from france.But i cannot tell you the title since it is in the sleepingroom,where my girlfriend sleeps(many of us here have women,thats strange,since we are all geeks).But go on IMDB and search for an actor named BENOIT MAGIMEL,he is in the movie and the title has something with "nest"in it.In Germany It is called:Das tödliche Wespennest.
SHIT to late! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:02:05 PM

travis-dane by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 06:03:28 PM
Thanks man. It is Nid de guêpes. The Wasp Nest. Thanks again.
Amen, brother by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:03:59 PM
Billy Barty like a motherfucker.
i think talkbackers that defend the honor of their 'stars' are i by JimmyJoe RedSky	Jan 9th, 2008 06:04:35 PM
if guys like sly want to play softball in a forum like this one (well not really, its handled through his coffee-girl and the questions are sent to him then the answers posted, a limit of ten no less)... then he should be prepared and able to take some shit (ie jive/ballbusting) - he is doing this after all to demonstrate his connection to the 'common man' (fans) - i have another question - sly, how do you stay grounded and connected to/with everyday folks like us? - answer - he cant - impossible - heres another - remember when you went back to hells kitchen to check out the old neighborhood, after you 'made it' - but you were wearing a big fur coat, all pimped out, and some locals that caught sight of you started laughing there asses off - was that an infuriating experience, or a humbling one - and who was your security back then
And I know you were referring to midget porn in general by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:04:36 PM
I was just being an asshole.
travis-dane by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 06:04:42 PM
btw, Does it kick ass?
At least it was the right movie! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:06:39 PM

re: DEMOLITION MAN (not midget porn) by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:06:58 PM
You know they like it, Mr Saxon.
That would be erotic by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:08:48 PM
And disturbing at the same time.
Or a remake of F.I.S.T. by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:10:01 PM
With the same cast, only replacing Peter Boyle with Bridget the Midget.
Saxon by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:11:50 PM
I nearly choked on my ham sandwich (on rye) after reading that last post. My hat is off to you, sir.
Scrolly:you must see for yourself,but... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:12:42 PM
it has a crazy German swat cop who wears a JASON mask made of metal!And some crazy shootouts!If you want to see crazy action try to get"DOBERMANN"also from france with Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci.
The long-awaited sequel to OVER THE TOP by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:14:42 PM
Entitled IN THE BOTTOM. Featuring Bridget the Midget.
Could we get banned for discussing the art of... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:16:01 PM
midget porn?(travis writes quietly)?
LOOK UP sounds promising by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:16:27 PM
And prison is a good setting for the twenty minute gangbang that occurs midway through the picture.
And CITY COBRA remake with by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:17:06 PM

And CITY COBRA remake with by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:18:09 PM
Bridget the Midget as Brigitte Nielsen.
A re-imagining of DEMOLITION MAN entitled... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:18:20 PM
...you might know where this is going... PENETRATION MAN.
Why is it by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:19:51 PM
That you are able to come up with clever titles and plots involving midgets that are not overtly pornographic? You have shamed me, sir.
travis-dane by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 06:19:54 PM
Thanks man. Sounds cool.
I think we got rid of all the others! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:20:43 PM
Fuck the midget haters!
Now, if only I could think of something clever for ASSASSINS by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:22:03 PM

Scrolly:another cool french movie(without midgets)... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:26:46 PM
is called:LES RIVIERES POURPRES.That one i highly recommend!It stars Jean Reno and Vincent Cassel.The sequel sucks.
A sequel to STAYIN' ALIVE entitled BARELY ALIVE... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:28:20 PM
...AFTER A TWO-HOUR GANGBANG. Starring Bridget the Midget, Peter North, a stick of butter, the ghost of John Holmes, and Shia LaBeouf.
travis-dane by Scrolly	Jan 9th, 2008 06:30:23 PM
Seen it. Really enjoyed it. I think it was called the Crimson River in the US.
Nothing wrong with midget porn by Mysterious Yobo	Jan 9th, 2008 06:31:00 PM
A NEW LOW, isnt necessarily any lower that an old low.
Do we get to win this time?? by slappy jones	Jan 9th, 2008 06:32:43 PM
thats all i wanna know.....
There is a Midget action movie from... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:32:54 PM
Thailand or HK(i dont remember),where the hero is a kung fu midget who thinks he is BRUCE LEE and he fights dudes like us who kidnapped his girlfriend!I think you can get some of it on YouTube!
I'm watching it right now by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:35:01 PM
That Filipino midget can kick ass!
re: stick of butter by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:36:20 PM
If I remember LAST TANGO IN PARIS correctly, they won't be using it on toast.
Mr Saxon:Christoper Lee as a french speaking... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:37:07 PM
German Nazi dude from England(that almost killed me)!
Welcome back Sly. by GibsonUSA	Jan 9th, 2008 06:38:11 PM

slappy jones:This time it`s up to us! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:38:51 PM

Crenna will be missed by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:40:03 PM
It just won't be the same without Trautman standing in profile explaining how badass Rambo is. RIP, bud.
Sometimes I wonder what kind of movies I know! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:42:37 PM
Some strange shit!
KISS KISS BANG BANG by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:43:29 PM
It sounds like a porn, at least.
Now the midget connection is broken! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:47:51 PM

It was inevitable by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 06:50:50 PM
But it was good while it lasted.
Yes it was something special! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 06:55:56 PM
and we did not get banned.Whats up with you and that Yobo dude,caruso_stalker217?
Don't know why Yobo singled my midget love out by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 07:04:43 PM
And I'm not sure what's "low" about it. Now, 2 Girls 1 Cup is low. If I were jerking off to that, I'd consider that a new low.
Maybe he or she is a midget too? by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 07:11:38 PM

If he/she is... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 07:14:13 PM
...then that is one ungrateful midget.
Whats up in the States right now,things are kind of ... by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 07:24:51 PM
slow here.Where are the JOHN J. fans?
I have the virtue of being unemployed by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 07:28:56 PM
So I can be here all day. It's pretty fucking sad.
Sorry to hear that man! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 07:38:00 PM
Hope you find something soon.At least you got the internet.
remake first blood by Staldo	Jan 9th, 2008 07:40:34 PM
They should remake First Blood closer to the novel with an unknown playing Rambo and Stallone as the dude with the hunting dogs, who in the novel is Teasle's surrogate father and a pretty big badass who Teasle constantly looks up to. they could update it to have a young iraq war veteran who looks like an emo instead of a vietnam vet who looks like a hippie. That would be strange and wonderful in all sorts of ways.
Good Night Ladies and Gents! by travis-dane	Jan 9th, 2008 07:45:17 PM
3 in the morning over here.See ya tomorrow.Keep this TB going till next Monday!RAMBO deserves it!
yo Stalone by Spazatronic 2000	Jan 9th, 2008 07:46:15 PM
when are you going to make Cobra 2?
still traumatized by Staldo	Jan 9th, 2008 07:53:09 PM
I'm still pissed off that some clown came on the talkbacks last year and ruined the end of Rocky Balboa the day before it came out. They had no other reason for posting, just very calmly describing the ending so that you didn't know what you were reading until after your eyes had scanned it. What an asswipe.
Rambo V: Blood Debt by ruven76	Jan 9th, 2008 08:09:36 PM
After Burma, Rambo is thrust back into the life of war. He finds out that the kid that was his sidekick in Afghanistan is now the worlds most wanted criminal, the leader of the worlds premiere terrorist organization. John is tormented about the things he did while in Afghanistan, could this kid growing up to be a terrorist leader be his fault? So he goes back to Afghanistan in efforts to talk to some sense into him. He is greeted as a hero still by those who remember him... but that quickly changes when they find out that he is not on their side. He fails in convincing the terrorist leader. Instead he is asked to join them and help with their plans on a terrorist attack on Washington DC. When he refuses he is tied up and scheduled to be beheaded live on camera as a testament to the history of US involvement in the middle east. Rambo realizes that he must break free to save his life. And that he must kill the terrorist leader in order to stop the attack on Washington. Killing hundreds of Al-Qaida on his way.
ramblings by justy4life	Jan 9th, 2008 08:34:35 PM
I mean really. I don't see any other stars of his magnitude willing to do Q&A's with the fans. Sadly, Harrison Ford would never do something like this. Ruven76 you have created a great synopsis. I really think Rambo is missing out on some great potential. It would be cliche, but at the same time ballsy, to of put Rambo in the middle of the current war. Showing Washington in a negative aspect. In the first two Rambo's, it was always Rambo vs. "The Man" and the times. For what it's worth "The Dude" Jeff Bridges has his own website, it's really a hands on site, and he puts alot of thought into it. http://www.jeffbridges.com/ I admire Stallone, I'm excited about the film, I'm expecting it to be some old school action. The film doesn't need to be screened for the critics. Rambo obviously isnt going to win any Oscars. Look at National Treasure, the critics have loathed the film, butchering it like Brittany Spears singing karaoke. National Treasure has been ontop for three weeks, it's a cash cow, despite the dismal ratings from the critics. National Treasure is what I expected, it's nothing knew, just a direct continuation of the last film. Let me toss flames on the fire. Would you rather see Heroes Season 3, 4 and so on at the current lackluster pace. Or a Heroes film? Complete with a large budget, actual effects and a great screenplay. If the NBC is smart, they'll cash in on the dwindling fan base. A Heroes film would easily be a blockbuster.
At this point... by caruso_stalker217	Jan 9th, 2008 08:45:15 PM
...I'd rather see "Heroes" put down like the lame horse it has become.
RAMBO VI: CHICKEN GREASE, DEADLY GREASE by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:06:17 PM
Starring Richard Gere as the guy Rambo gonna make inta minced meat. Viewer discretion is advised.
Francis Stallone is the bartender in Barfly, that's all he ever by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:09:14 PM
"Your Mother's cunt stinks like carpet cleaner"
RAMBO VII: KITE RUN OR DIE by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:09:30 PM
Rambo goes back to Afghanistan with a message for Al Qaeda: Fly kites or die. Your choice.
needs to be by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:10:01 PM

RAMBO 9: FILLED HIS DIAPER by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:11:54 PM
"Depends" who you ask.
FIRST BLOOD: THE BEGINNING by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:12:11 PM
Before Rambo killed VCs, he killed rabbits in the backyard. The story of the boy who would someday kill too fucking many to count.
SECOND BLOOD: CLOVERFIELD IS A LOBSTER by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:16:58 PM
Rambo tears him apart and dips his delicious tail in the garlic buttah.
FIRST BLOOD: THE WONDER YEARS by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:17:07 PM
Adolescence is an awkward time. It's even more awkward when you got the bloodlust. Starring Zac Efron as Johnny Rambo. Music by Drowning Pool.
THIRD BLOOD: 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:20:22 PM
Too soon.
THE KITE RUNNER 2: RAMBO RETURNS by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:22:49 PM
I dream that flowers will bloom in the streets again ... and kites will fly in the skies ... and the blood of Russians and Taliban will flow like rivers aross the desert ... I dream ...
2 BURMESE, 1 CUP AND A JUICER by BringingSexyBack	Jan 9th, 2008 09:25:53 PM
Available for download only. Must be over 21.
RAMBO 7: I'VE GOT THE TROTS. by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:27:22 PM
Starring Claire Daines as Rambo...John J? Warwick Davis as Trautman. Music by The Mentors. Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.
COBRA VS RAMBO: PASS THE SPROUTS by Stuntcock Mike	Jan 9th, 2008 09:30:00 PM
Directed by Flavor Flav

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