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FIRST!!! by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 04:40:39 AM
FUCK CUNT!
YES! SINESTRO CORPS WAR by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 04:41:08 AM
IN BLACKEST DAY, IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT.
Ray Winstone? Henry Rollins?? by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 04:41:51 AM
What the fuck?
Mysterious Yahoo by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 04:58:24 AM
Iggy Pop will always own life and death, his music transcends existance. Fuck off.
Little Miss Sunshine (in a good way) by Zappary	Jan 8th, 2008 05:04:51 AM
What a ripoff.
Did someone say Event Horizon? by drwilliamweir	Jan 8th, 2008 05:07:53 AM
Great documentary!
First aid kit?? by Horace Cox	Jan 8th, 2008 05:19:58 AM
He'd better clean and cover that fucking wound or he'll get MRSA.
Know what else it looks like? Hellraiser (in a good way). by Mike_D	Jan 8th, 2008 05:23:52 AM
and Exorcist: The Beginning.
Mysterious Yobo by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 05:24:51 AM
Yes, it is very much possible seeing as Shrader's odious effort is beyond horrible. And damn you, drwilliamweir, for beating me to the Event Horizon jokes. I guess where you're going, you really don't eyes to see...
why haven't I seen Exorcist Dominion or Beginning by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 05:37:49 AM
I quite liked The Heretic and 3. Is Linda Blair in them?
I don't like Event Horizon by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 05:39:09 AM
It's a bit, well, poo. Mostly because of the cenobite nonsense in it, and world renowned paleontologist Sam Neill pulling his own eyes out.
Here's the thing, Jarv. by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 05:52:23 AM
I waited until I had both Dominion and Beginning on DVD. I wanted to watch them back-to-back for maximum effect. My plan was to watch Dominion first, to enjoy a good movie, and Beginning last just to savor the tasteless stupidity of the studio. Dominion turned out to suck the chrome from a trailer hook. It was so bad that I actually dreaded seeing Beginning, having heard how awful it was. Guess what? Beginning was every bit as tasteless and stupid as I expected, but it was much more enjoyable to watch. Dominion was simply heinous in every regard, whereas Beginning was an enjoyably shitty six-pack cheesefest.
Hal Jordan for JLA by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 05:58:14 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. I'm not even making sense.
so I should ditch dominion altogether then? by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 06:01:55 AM
You tend to be generally right about this stuff. BTW I watched Slither for the first time, and it isn't enjoyably shit. It's just shit. Goes to prove what an absolute cunt memories is. He tries to name an enjoyable cheesefest and manages to pick a high-production value oad of rectal discharge. It makes me want to slap him. In other news: Linda Blair needs more work. Remake Heretic- and recast her in the role
that should read by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 06:02:51 AM
High production value LOAD of RECTAL discharge. I need a new keyboard. This one's fucked.
bound to fail with cuba gooding jnr. crosses are so overrated by couP	Jan 8th, 2008 06:09:35 AM
stop with the fkn crosses. start using ankhs or something, you fkrs.
Evil Scientest? Underground Lair? by TheNorthlander	Jan 8th, 2008 07:00:01 AM
But does he have evil minions?
looks good.. by nolan bautista	Jan 8th, 2008 07:01:58 AM
..looks pretty creepy..i want him to move clumsy-like but with a sense of purpose..like the first experimental zombie in "Return of the Living Dead-Part III"..(the one that ate those 2 scientist before he got it between the eyes with the ice bullet)
Know what it also looks like? CRAP (in a good way) by el_badmtherfuker	Jan 8th, 2008 07:03:56 AM
Cuba Goodning Jr.? man, doesn't smell good
heh Northlander by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 07:16:54 AM
course he does. You ain't nothing without your minions. And all self-respecting evil scientists have disposable henchmen as well.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein by ATARI	Jan 8th, 2008 07:47:17 AM
gots to be
call me crazy but i would trust jason connery... by colinjbooth	Jan 8th, 2008 07:49:51 AM
Robin of Sherwood. Nuff said. Also, that kind of cast (Cuba aside) wouldn't be interested if it was total shit...surely?
Jason Connery was THE BOMB in Stan Lee's Lightspeed! by Mr. Sardonic	Jan 8th, 2008 07:56:26 AM
...
Lost Jarv... by Sith Witch	Jan 8th, 2008 08:16:54 AM
Both Dominion and The Beginning are excellent. Dominion moreso, but they both have their plus and minuses. Seeing them together makes the most sense, and gives the feel of a biblical tale, with different viewpoints of the same story. Unlike Doc Pazuzu, I recommend watching The Beginning first.
Exorcist Dominion and Beginning by classyfredblassy	Jan 8th, 2008 08:21:09 AM
Both sucked so hard it hurt. Why is so hard to make a decent devil possesed movie? You would think the formula was layed out by that little film that came out in 1973 with Linda Blair. For a good laugh, I suggest the exco-rip off from Italy "Beyond the Door". Good Times/
They should remake THE KEEP from 1983. by travis-dane	Jan 8th, 2008 08:25:37 AM
That was a cool WWII NAZI`s get slaughtered by old evil movie!Michael Mann could remake it himself like HEAT.Does anybody remember The Keep?
Henry Rollins was awesome in Wrong Turn 2 by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 8th, 2008 08:34:03 AM
That's right, I used the word "awesome".
I was in some awe of Henry Rollins in Wrong Turn 2 by IAmMrMonkey!	Jan 8th, 2008 08:35:44 AM
See what I did there? Both my headlines are the same but I moved the words around. That's how clever I am!
Looks like its Wolfenstien by TherigityRide	Jan 8th, 2008 08:39:41 AM
I may be hedging a bet its like Wolfenstein. Main Character named BJ Blaskowitz?
Exorcist 3 by Madrizzle	Jan 8th, 2008 08:43:29 AM
I think is possibly one of the most under rated movies of all time. great flick.
It's not Wolfenstein. by TheNorthlander	Jan 8th, 2008 09:08:21 AM
It's Voltron.
He is the ham at the ham station by Knobules	Jan 8th, 2008 09:18:24 AM
Ham.
Looks like Ghostbusters (in a bien way) by cornponious	Jan 8th, 2008 09:19:21 AM
Do i get extra points for using spanish?
Watched Exorcist The Beginning last night... by Boba Fat	Jan 8th, 2008 09:33:18 AM
It wasn't the shitfest I'd been led to expect. Silly, not very frightening but watchable. The main thing it lacks is any sense of atmosphere and the ending is a silly demon smack down. Why would something evil enough to kill when it's strapped to a bed decided to run about like a crack addict for ten minutes. Oh and Untitled Army Horror Flick looks all too familiar.
Could it be.... by Detective_Fingerling	Jan 8th, 2008 09:35:14 AM
a sequel to Alien Nation? Dude looks like he OD'd on that liquid drano alien drug.
Sounds like what Roger Corman would make. by Uncapie	Jan 8th, 2008 09:46:48 AM
Damn, I miss working on those kinds of films! They had heart and soul.
Looks horrific (in a good way) by DirkD13"	Jan 8th, 2008 09:53:43 AM
And that new gif is freaking me the fuck out. IT was the first film to make me shit myself with fear (I was about 10 at the time).
re Slither by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 10:21:54 AM
I agree completely, Jarv. I'd been hearing so many good things about it, such as it being a true-blue throwback to 80s carnage, but it was complete crap - in all the bad ways. I do recommend seeing both Dominion and Beginning, if for no other reason than the surreal experience of seeing two different versions of the "same" movie. It doesn't really matter in what order, but I'd be interested to hear what you think of Dominion.
re Exorcist III by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 10:23:31 AM
Amen, brother. Extremely underrated even if the ending jumps the tracks, much like Event Horizon. There are some things in Exorcist III which still creep me the fuck out, like Brad Dourif's monologue and the hospital corridor scene.
WaitWaitWait! This isn't more GI Joe casting? by finky089	Jan 8th, 2008 10:31:33 AM
based onthe title of this article, I woulda sworn....
the best thing about slither is Llyod Kaufmans by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 10:50:38 AM
video diary on the DVD. The film was an absolute load of horseshit
Is this the new Huckabee ad? by ArcadianDS	Jan 8th, 2008 10:58:58 AM
I see a cross.
Jarv by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 11:05:11 AM
Did the MegaForce DVD arrive yet?
Not yet by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 11:09:20 AM
I can't wait. And did you see the banner ad for Highlander: The Source that AICN has had up all week- they're obviously copying the TB. We must be important. In other news, memories wasn't banned- he was just turfed from the TB and his posts were deleted. The odious little cockmonkey has resurfaced in the SR TB, and proceeded to post complete drivel- even by his usual standards.
Bill Moseley by Rubbertoes	Jan 8th, 2008 11:15:04 AM
Bill Moseley is a great guy I had the chance to meet a few months back. I've really enjoyed his movies and I hope directors start hounding him soon b/c he deserves some bigger movies that are not Rob Zombie films.
Hehe by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 11:18:53 AM
I wish I had seen the stuff that got him zapped. The last time I saw him in a TB he had posted what seemed like eight or nine consecutive reams of gibberish which I didn't even bother reading, so whatever he posted, it must have been something special. And what's the deal with bannings on AICN these days? How can that evil Nazi ghoul, Silverfinger, keep coming back using the same name when Mr. Nice Gaius is still locked out? FREE MR. NICE GAIUS!!!
I'm also waiting... by DocPazuzu	Jan 8th, 2008 11:20:26 AM
...for my MegaForce DVD. Good-bye bootleg, hello the world's fruitiest elite fighting force in crisp, clear anamorphic widescreen!
How very strange.. by abulafia24	Jan 8th, 2008 11:32:17 AM
For some reason, when I look at this picture, my pee-pee gets rigor mortis.
Henry Rollins was awesome in My War by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 11:34:39 AM
that's right. I said "awesome".
Reminds me of... by kuldan	Jan 8th, 2008 11:35:51 AM
"Schindler's List" but, of course, in a good way.
FREE MR NICE GAUIS!!! by Lost Jarv	Jan 8th, 2008 11:36:27 AM
It's ridiculous that the TB gets clogged with idiots like M-O-M, Silverfinger, AnimalStructure (and even Anchorite seems to have gone off the rails nowadays), and poor old MNG is suffering a psuedoban. Just FYI Silvernazi went back and posted some more shite about egyptians after everyone else had left the thread.
Scientist in an underground lab?? by skimn	Jan 8th, 2008 11:41:25 AM
Sounds like a role for Jeffrey Combs to me!! Just rewatched From Beyond last night, and that pic looks a little like the bald Combs, even with the pineal gland hole in the forehead.
Lost Jarv:i saw Silverfucks post too... by travis-dane	Jan 8th, 2008 11:49:21 AM
and it almost got me going again!But it`s not worth it(still have some RAGE in me from last time)!I thought Mr.Nice Gaius had a tech problem?I got some trouble with my Firefox too,and as I did some research,I met some people who could not LOG on their password websites because of the Firefox.There is a fix for it on the Firefox site.
WHY IS MR NICE GAIUS BANNED! by messi	Jan 8th, 2008 12:06:08 PM
I got pseudobanned once. all my posts got deleted. then moriarty reinstated me. apparently an error.
Reminds me of Equilibrium (In a this also looks shitty way) by SkeletonParty	Jan 8th, 2008 12:24:25 PM
Equilibrium was the crappiest movie I've seen in years. It was worse than Hammerhead.
Looks like my penis (in a good way) by JimCurry	Jan 8th, 2008 12:48:59 PM
but my penis is more handsome (also in a good way)
CUBA GOODING JUNIOR by Mullah Omar	Jan 8th, 2008 12:57:16 PM
If they don't kill the guy in the first reel, he will kill the rest of the film. We need a Seagalogical "Executive Decision" to rescue this film.
DOOM ][? by Sir Loin	Jan 8th, 2008 01:08:02 PM
Elite Army guys, going underground, encountering "an evil force" or something. Hmmm...
Looks like hellraiser fucked the exorcist (in a good way) by donwillymo	Jan 8th, 2008 01:15:17 PM
what a cute baby!!
Cuba Gooding Jr is in it. by veebeeyes	Jan 8th, 2008 01:15:55 PM
That means it's gonna suck. I'm not saying that Cuba is gonna ruin it, just that he would've walked away from it if it had a chance of being any good.
DOOM: The Reckoning by George Newman	Jan 8th, 2008 01:33:56 PM

re: They should remake THE KEEP from 1983 by LickMyBeets	Jan 8th, 2008 01:52:42 PM
No. He should finish his edit and touch it up a bit maybe. Most importantly RELEASE it on DVD already!
Looks like fucking Wishmaster 5 to me (in a good way) by ELGordo	Jan 8th, 2008 02:10:56 PM
Jason Connery owned that role.
Looksh like schit to me by skimn	Jan 8th, 2008 02:17:35 PM
ya gotta Connery-it-up....and..somebody slags Equilibrium, and a shitstorm has not erupted yet??
am I the only one... by BadMrWonka	Jan 8th, 2008 02:26:14 PM
who, upon hearing the name Ray Winstone, immediately pictures Ernie Hudson? I know it's because his character's name in Ghostbusters was "Winston", and Akroyd was "Ray"... I can't get past it. anyone else?
Castle Wolfenstein? by skywalkerfamily	Jan 8th, 2008 02:29:04 PM
Wasn't someone already doing this?
LickMyBeets:Thats an option too... by travis-dane	Jan 8th, 2008 02:38:09 PM
it is strange that only one here seems to know it.And an DVD release would be nice!Michael Mann has the power to push it.
IT'S WOLFENSTEIN by Ray Gamma	Jan 8th, 2008 02:41:05 PM
it has to be
HMMMM by BurgerTime	Jan 8th, 2008 02:47:21 PM
Sounds and looks a lot like Escape from Wolfenstein. Now wouldn't THAT be something special?
Nice. Billy Corgan's in This Too... by Read and Shut Up	Jan 8th, 2008 02:53:58 PM
..."fuck me shidewayz, Moneypennah!"
Bruce Wills for B.J. by skywalkerfamily	Jan 8th, 2008 03:21:37 PM
That would rock.
I was thinking doom/wolfenstein as well... by BigTexas42	Jan 8th, 2008 03:23:57 PM
if not, then it's a damn rip-off.
Billy Corgan would make an excellent cenobite by Allfather Starr	Jan 8th, 2008 06:08:14 PM
Just look at the Ava Adore video. He'd growl, whine, and miaow you to death.
Ixnay on the Quilibriumeqay! by ebonic_plague	Jan 8th, 2008 06:11:30 PM
Seriously, I hear BSB is puttin together a posse and rounding up the non-believers.
Did you haveta say Event Horizon??? by I am_NOTREAL	Jan 8th, 2008 06:19:15 PM
And remind me of that crushing disappointment of a train wreck of a movie?
Looks just like The Men Who Fell by Vomithrax	Jan 8th, 2008 06:26:31 PM
This looks like a perfect rip off of The Men Who Fell, an indie film that hasn't even been released yet. Check out the Japanese trailer here: http://www.transformer.co.jp/p roducts/trailer/video.swf?root Path=/products/trailer/&videoF ile=TMSS_073 or at themenwhofell.com It even sounds sneakily similar to the descriptions of the plot found on Twitchfilm and CHUD! WTF?
My problem with Event Horizon by ebonic_plague	Jan 8th, 2008 06:28:11 PM
Aside from Dr. Grant going all eye-pluck... why is it always a gateway to the evil hell dimension? Where's the interdimensional portal to the stripper phantom zone, or the incredibly comfortable chair dimension? I bet those would make better movies, too.
ebonic_plague:What about the HD-DVDvs.BLU-RAY by travis-dane	Jan 8th, 2008 06:33:21 PM
freezone!That would be nice!
Looks like we are in the McFly free zone! by travis-dane	Jan 8th, 2008 06:38:54 PM
I think he is banned.
Mr Saxon, I think the answer is obvious... by ebonic_plague	Jan 8th, 2008 07:10:11 PM
...next summer will see the release of "Phantom Zone Strippers Vs. Incredibly Comfy Chairs." And after that breaks opening weekend records, "PZSvICC: Reclinining" will be inevitable. Whoever wins... we relax.
FACK! Get that guy a bandaid! by Darth Sticky	Jan 8th, 2008 08:28:28 PM

The Bunker by Shan	Jan 8th, 2008 09:21:46 PM
This was a film with a vaguely similar theme as this but one thing I thought worked was that they kept the situation suitably ambiguous as to whether it was something supernatural or not.
Why All The Hate For SLITHER? by Captain Mal	Jan 8th, 2008 09:22:39 PM
That movie was all kinds of fun. If you didn't like it, I feel sorry for you.
Sounds like a Sci-Fi Network movie by rsswope	Jan 8th, 2008 10:28:06 PM
kinda
I've seen it, and it was AWESOME (in a good way) by drompter	Jan 9th, 2008 12:01:13 AM

(in a good way) by BrightEyes	Jan 9th, 2008 12:57:18 AM
This years Kurt Russel was laughing so hard
Didn't Jason Connery star in the 80's Robin Hood by kirttrik	Jan 9th, 2008 01:49:25 AM
Maybe I'm dating myself, it was a show on Showtime, you guys know the one I'm talking about? Right.
You jackass, Trik-Ster by 'Cholera's Ghost	Jan 9th, 2008 01:54:59 AM
I was going to say that. Anyway, perhaps the soldiers find that the scientist actually has opened a portal to the Comfortable Chair Dimension, and it was so comfortable, that the scientist was driven insane.
I liked Event Horizon by CuervoJones	Jan 9th, 2008 02:25:27 AM

re Slither by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 04:45:42 AM
Why all the hate? because it sucks. and Anchorite- you've gone off the rails with your increasingly hysterical "Hollywood hates America" stance that you have been polluting every TB with. Now if you had been spreading the word about Bears, Crappy films, Warwick Davies, or Faming Leg Kicks that would have been completely logical well balanced behaviour.
or even FLAMING LEG KICKS by Lost Jarv	Jan 9th, 2008 05:11:11 AM
stupid broken keyboard. And me not proofreading, obviously
This movie sounds so-so and that's by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 07:34:41 AM
being kind, however with a cast like that I'll have to see it. Although last time I saw a movie just for Ron Perlman I got hosed. I think it was called the Woodcutter (it went through at least 1 title change). It had Danny Glover, Linda Hamilton,and I figured it would be a good drama. It just dragged in the worst way. I love the actors, but I was truly disappointed.
Clive Barker's Jericho by balzacthemonstercat	Jan 9th, 2008 09:04:04 AM
This sounds like that videogame... or something veeery similar...
Exorcist III. Freakiest scene EVER. by Knobules	Jan 9th, 2008 09:06:30 AM
Hospital corridor scene. Now that is a way to scare the sh.. out of your audience.
looks like transformers (in a good way) by BurgerKing	Jan 9th, 2008 09:20:53 AM
had to jump on the bandwagon. But seriously, these plots are flawed simply because you've got an armed group of trained elites against some braindead monster things. Really, it should be no contest, but they alllllllllways have to run out of ammo at a critical moment. Then they panic and forget their elite training. What a bunch of bullshit.
Jason Connery was Robin Hood by pumaman	Jan 9th, 2008 09:29:41 AM
He replaced the far superior Michael Praed in the 3rd season of Robin of Sherwood, also starring coincidentally, Ray Winstone, as Will Scarlett. PS, Exorcist III is one of the downright creepiest movies ever made . If you haven't ever seen it, I highly recommend you do.
SkeletonParty, now that I've read through the by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 9th, 2008 10:18:13 AM
talkbacks I'll give you an A for effort for goading me, but it ain't gonna work. You are in the smallest minority. Nuff said.
Looks like a Huckabee voter... by Kid Z	Jan 9th, 2008 10:31:57 AM
...in a good way...
This one is a likely candidate-- by thegreatwhatzit	Jan 9th, 2008 11:28:33 AM
for Lionsgate (direct-to-video). Personally, I enjoyed EVENT HORIZON (Lovecraft in outer space) until it sunk into a HELLRAISER facsimile; there were so many possibilities (hellish recordings of the MIA space vessel) that just weren't explored. Wonder if it was fucked-up in post-production?
Looks like a talkback (in an AWESOME way) by eman_1293	Jan 9th, 2008 07:09:45 PM
Seriously, guys, we get it...
Looks like Finding Nemo (in a good way) by Fireball XL-5	Jan 10th, 2008 11:38:28 AM
What?
can't we find a way to turn this TB political? by samsquanch	Jan 10th, 2008 01:27:31 PM
just kidding. It would be great if this was Wolfenstein, zom-bot.
Jeffrey Combs by The Cine-eater	Jan 10th, 2008 09:43:47 PM
Reminds me of Combs in From Beyond.

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