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first?
by irrelevntelefant
Jan 7th, 2008
09:04:27 PM
3rd?
by BongoBox
Jan 7th, 2008
09:07:09 PM
sure beats the lame poster on msg...
What if this movie sucks?
by jimmy rabbitte
Jan 7th, 2008
09:07:47 PM
...hope it doesn't.
Hey McFlyyyyyy!!!
by Kingdaddy
Jan 7th, 2008
09:09:50 PM
Just a quick reminder. YOU'RE A VIRGIN TROLL DOUCHE. That is all. Have a Christlike Day!!!
well....
by irrelevntelefant
Jan 7th, 2008
09:10:29 PM
i was first to say first, damn it...
I'll have my own party
by red_weed
Jan 7th, 2008
09:10:55 PM
Coz I live in australia. Luckily the film opens on the 17th here, and coincidentally my name is rob and it's also my birthday, so i shall make all my friends come and see the first session for my party. awesome.
Hi, Rob
by seppukudkurosawa
Jan 7th, 2008
09:13:43 PM
Why won't you accept me as a friend on myspace? The only other person to accept me is Tom, but I don't know him and he looks creepy.

I even have a new wallpaper on my page (it's brown).

Add me, Rob. Please.
LIMITED TO THE FIRST 5000 MYSPACE FRIENDS
by Pound Sand
Jan 7th, 2008
09:18:39 PM
THERE'S A NEW PICTURE UP AT 1-18-08.COM
by kgerm
Jan 7th, 2008
09:30:13 PM
HTTP://WWW.1-18-08.COM
Will Blake Lively be there?
by Eaglet1138
Jan 7th, 2008
09:32:34 PM
Because if so, I will drive to NYC for this.
that's tits
by Citizen_snips
Jan 7th, 2008
09:47:36 PM
I'll be there
McFly
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
09:48:25 PM
You need to think of new ways to make fun of posters. I'm sure you'll try it on me. Right now.
Hope to get in...
by Dwarves
Jan 7th, 2008
09:57:17 PM
cross my fingers on this one...looks wicked
I've RSVP'd.
by Pennsy
Jan 7th, 2008
09:57:24 PM
I'ma winnin' too. :D
bacci
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:05:15 PM
take a deep breath. it's going to be ok. NO DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME! You're going to be fine! Calm down. Breathe in and out. Deep. There you go. Much better.
HARRY'S ALREADY AT THE FRONT DOOR
by BurgerTime
Jan 7th, 2008
10:06:12 PM
Waiting to clean up the buffet table. Just kidding.
NEW VIRAL ....???? check this out....
by misterWINKIE
Jan 7th, 2008
10:06:22 PM
http://www.totallycrap.com/mag azine/comments/oil_platform_si nks_of_the_us_coast/ sorry for not using tiny url... remove the spaces
SORRY HARRY
by BurgerTime
Jan 7th, 2008
10:06:48 PM
Hey, my name is BurgerTime. You you know
I LIKE TO EAT
by BurgerTime
Jan 7th, 2008
10:07:22 PM
LOL
OKAY XI I'M SIGNING UP
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
10:13:33 PM
I wasn't planning on watching this but for your sake and the sake of AICN I'll sneak some cam shots. I know it'll be a big fucking ManPigManatee but I hope against hope it's a ManCrabLion. And I hope JJ Abrams will be there. I got a few questions about Star Trek and Area 51 for that man ...

And excuse me, but did you catch Amanda Bynes on the Critics Choice Awards? Wow. Holy fucking wow.

NYC BABY
by THE KNIGHT
Jan 7th, 2008
10:14:40 PM
What what!
LSU is winning...
by red ezra
Jan 7th, 2008
10:15:58 PM
That's all that matters right now...
I'LL BE SURE TO THROW UP ALL OVER JJ
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
10:19:05 PM
Maybe that'll convince him that shakeycam is not a good idea.
Visa or Mastercard?
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:20:39 PM
Because I get off on other people's rage.
Xiphos
by Falcon5768
Jan 7th, 2008
10:21:30 PM
that WAS Bob Orci. He's mentioned elsewhere (where its been confirmed to be him) that the boborci in the talkback WAS him.
So is the entire movie cam footage?
by Creamery Butter
Jan 7th, 2008
10:22:13 PM
Cam-style footage is all I've seen in commercials and trailers, and that's weak if the entire movie is like that. I'm not seeing the movie either way, but I just wanted clarification.
Sweet!
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:25:40 PM
I'll be in NY next...never. BringingSexyBack, Orcus, you should include "IT WAS AWESOME" at some point in your review. Also, tell us it's a Giant Lion, because that's what we want to hear.
Xiphos
by Falcon5768
Jan 7th, 2008
10:26:25 PM
hard to tell with these TB sometimes, I mean just look at how many people are still going into that TB commenting the Area 51 thing after it had been debunked over 3 days ago as being a bunch of bull.
Especially if the Greek weapon in question
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:26:50 PM
is pretty badass.
I will, Xiphos. Spoiler-free, if at all possible.
by Pennsy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:28:04 PM
Someone should go dressed in a lion costume...
by The Dum Guy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:31:10 PM
And have someone else randomly yell during the movie that there is a lion....
So true. Great minds do think alike.
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:31:56 PM
You certainly don't see anyone else posting Harry's SR review on every single talkback.
Dum Guy
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:33:41 PM
You made me laugh. I give thee thanks.
The Dum Guy
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:34:52 PM
You made me laugh as well, in the loud. I give thee thanks.
Mr. Saxon
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:38:55 PM
Know any other annoying tbers I can help smote?
Will there be hot Hollywood sluts at this party?
by Riley Martin
Jan 7th, 2008
10:42:15 PM
Cause if so, count me out. I have no game. I'm a FAT GEEK
'Cholera's Ghost apologizes to Orcus
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:42:20 PM
Because 'Cholera's Ghost should have known that Orcus has no time for superfluous parties. But BSB and Pennsy, if you get to it, tell 'Cholera's Ghost that you will give us the story!
YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A LASER POINTER
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
10:42:59 PM
with a Voltron or Lion shape?

And Orcus/Pennsy I'll get you some too. We can do a laser pointer play on the screen.

Haven't had the pleasure
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:47:03 PM
of encountering Memories-Of-Murder yet. I did battle that white power Silverfinger guy. But he got banned. My search for a nemesis continues...
CHOLERA
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
10:47:59 PM
No prob - I'll e-mail pics and review (Awesome/Not Awesome) to Mori and Harry from the Blackberry during the movie. I'd e-mail pics of the stars in the movie too - except there are none ...
Have Voltron & Lion fight each other onscreen
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:48:02 PM
That would make my day.
LOL, sounds good BSB
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:52:51 PM
Maybe just a pic of you guys running your asses off in Voltron and Lion costumes from hundreds of enraged partygoers after causing untold laser pointer/throwing-up on JJ chaos?
Xiphos
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:56:37 PM
I believe you murdered him though, right? And buried him next to your ex-girfriend?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
10:56:47 PM
I can also get some cheap counterfeit Voltron action figures in Chinatown and throw them across the room. We can get JJ to lick the lead paint off them and get high. I'll post vids!
Oh, excuse me
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:57:55 PM
that was Mr. Saxon
You can tell me your secret Mr. Saxon
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
10:59:16 PM
I promise not to tell a soul.
Yeah, do you know how uncomfortable...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
10:59:22 PM
sweating through a Stasi-style interrogation is while wearing a hot-as-fuck lion costume? Pretty damn uncomfortable.
this talkback is fucking weird.
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Jan 7th, 2008
10:59:44 PM
"It's far too terrible"
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:05:04 PM
Then I am never telling you about what I do from 8:30 am to 10:40 a.m. on Thursdays. Never.
Egon Spengler is here?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:05:40 PM
Aw hayle naw! [floats the hell away from here] Seriously though, that was a weird fucking post.
You should have chosen a weapon
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:06:29 PM
that wasn't made out of plastic, Mr. Saxon. In retrospect.
I think being a talkbacker on this site
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:07:42 PM
automatically qualifies you as "weird". Spengler is in denial.
WILL DO XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:08:01 PM
Thanks for the warning - if Leo DiCaprio can text Martin Sheen during the chip exchange, I should be able to text Mori. But if you don't hear from me the next day, please call the cops.
BSB
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:10:42 PM
If you're really good, you can just put your hand in your pocket and text without looking at the phone.
Ha, Xiphos!
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:11:04 PM
AMANDA BYNES LOOKED UNBELIEVABLY HOT, ESP THE LEGS ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:11:46 PM
And I got a thing for her too - it's in my pants.
I honestly don't understand the hype.
by veebeeyes
Jan 7th, 2008
11:12:08 PM
Don't get me wrong, I want to see what the monster looks like, and I think that monsters fucking things up is cool, but what's the big deal? A big nasty ugly looking monster is gonna fuck people up. That's cool and all, but so what? I hope the movie is awesome, but chances are that it's probably just gonna be a fun monster romp. So we'll go sit down itching to see the monster. Then we'll see the monster and say "OH MY GOD! That monster is fucking AWESOME!" And every time the monster eats someone we'll say "THAT WAS AWESOME TOO!" Then the end credits will roll, and in 2 months nobody will give a flying fuck about Cloverfield or its monster. And I'm not trying to be a party pooper or anything, but that's what I see happening. I'm sure I'll like the movie, but I don't see how it's deserving of the hype.
TERRY, I'LL DO THAT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:15:58 PM
but if they don't boot me for spycamming they may do it for lewd behavior ...
re: Bynes
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:17:15 PM
When I was a wee lad, I saw her on the opening credits for that skit comedy show on Nickelodeon. Later that night I proceeded to make a man out of myself.
MR SAXON ... THIS IS THE LOVELY AMANDA BYNES
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:19:08 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3d7svh

Former kid star but now a full grown woman at 21 (I ain't no pedo). My eyes popped when she walked onstage tonight (first award given out) - and those legs ... THOSE LEGS!!!!!

Always been a legs man myself
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:19:54 PM
this year's little miss snakes on a plane
by waggy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:23:04 PM
2 weeks from now every entertainment media outlet will be wondering why it didn't live up to the hype and questioning (again) if internet buzz is an accurate way to judge a movie's excitement level.
Veebeeeyes
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:23:37 PM
It's not a big deal. We just want to see the lion/manbearpig eat people and smash things.
What the fuck you all on about???
by pdennett316
Jan 7th, 2008
11:23:39 PM
Smote this and talking in stupid third person that....what the fuck happened here?? Whats that guy going on about with the Superman Returns review????What?????

Talkbacks are usually a bit bizarre, but this is fairly creepy actually...I can picture you all talking to each other in those little plummy English accents from that drive in movie in The Simpsons.

"We know aaaallll you're secrets!!" Stop it you creepy cunts!!!

But those imdb pics show she is also
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:24:48 PM
Juggtacular. Wow, that's the first time I believe I've ever used that word...But I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
PDENNETT - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AMANDA BYNES' LEGS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:24:59 PM
What's so creepy about that?
You Fuckers
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:25:14 PM
Even if this movie is terrible, I'm not going to be able to see it for another month. And of course I won't stay away from the internet so I'll hear all the slander.The general view around here is that it's going to be shit; that it won't live up to the hype. You haven't seen it! All you've seen is an overly-extensive advertising campaign, which even I'm growing tired of. But while we're hating stuff for hype rather than content, why stop at movies? Why don't we all crawl under a big rock and stick sheep entrails in our ears? Coz what's the point in watching or doing anything, if we're so negatively affected by FUCKING TRAILERS!??! Get over yoursleves naysayers!
Pdennet
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:25:28 PM
How did you know I talked in a plummy English accent?
What the fuck has Amanda Bynes got to do with this???
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:27:57 PM
AS FAR AS I KNOW AMANDA NEVER WENT THE LOHAN/SPEARS ROUTE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:30:25 PM
Must be the parenting. And apparently they have good legs genes too. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Bynes!
EVILGEEK - AMANDA BYNES DID MO-CAP FOR MANBEARPIG
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:31:48 PM
Now you're up to speed. Tell your friends and family.
My girlfriend has nice legs
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:33:02 PM
But you guys aren't allowed to see them.
Laughs ass off at pddennett316
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:33:44 PM
Can't speak for the smoting. Third person is because that's how Orcus talks. No idea on the Superman Returns review, I assume someone is angry at the moderators. Also, I can't picture someone saying "juggtacular" in a plummy English accent. Lesson learned--You can't suddenly barge into a talkback that's chock full of inside jokes and demand answers like some parent chewing their kid about how he bullshits with his bros.
Fuck Off!
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:33:46 PM
You're kidding me? I did not know that! Ha! You seriously think it's Voltron? Abrams said it was going to be it's own thing. Then again Abrams is a douche!
TERRY - BUT CAN WE TOUCH THEM?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:34:14 PM
I kid! I kid!!

Unless you're okay with it ...

Good answer, Xiphos
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:35:14 PM
ha!
CLOVERFIELD IS ATTACK OF THE 500 FOOT WOMAN!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:36:12 PM
Starring Amanda Bynes' Legs. Now let me get over to the Empire State Building for peek under that skirt ...
No, BSB
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:36:16 PM
They are mine. All mine. She's an actress though so maybe you'll see them anyway.
It's NOT FUCKING VOLTRON
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:36:38 PM
It is a giant fucking lion. Jesus, people.
EvilGeek
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:37:41 PM
There was a poster named McFly in the Ointment who went on every talkback and made fun of Harry's review for Superman Returns. I used the word smote as a joke. I apologize.
Does Amanda Bynes still have a career?
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:37:58 PM
I mean aside from being a sexpot...?
IS THERE A BETTER CAREER THAN THAT?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:41:50 PM
I'd pay to see Bynes' take a pee before I pay to see Transformers 2 ...
Who cares?
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:41:55 PM
We're talking about her legs.
TerryMalloy
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:42:16 PM
I didn't exactly barge, did I? Is there a secret fucking knock?
What if Transformers 2
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:43:00 PM
had Bynes taking a pee? A moral dilemma.
Huh?
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:43:38 PM
Maybe she'll pee on Menosaur!
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:44:10 PM
I'd get off to that!
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:45:16 PM
How old are you people?
by veebeeyes
Jan 7th, 2008
11:45:23 PM
Have you ever seen a woman before?
No, we haven't.
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:46:28 PM
What's it like?
THERE ARE WOMEN, THEN THERE IS AMANDA BYNES
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:47:18 PM
More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
Yes. Yes I have...
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:47:56 PM
and sadly they're about as much fun as the holocaust. Scratch that. The holocaust was great!
EvilGeek1
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:48:33 PM
My statement was directed at that pddennett guy, not you. You're cool. You got the secret fucking knock right.
My apologies Terry
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:49:33 PM
Xiphos
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:49:36 PM
She wants to do films. But she's still studying at this point.
EVILGEEK1 - THERE'S A SECRET HANDSHAKE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:49:39 PM
But make sure you use hand sanitizer before we shake. We know where your hand has been.
No problem EvilGeek
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:51:53 PM
Just never, ever let it happen again.
An official apology
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:52:06 PM
I'd like to say sorry for the confusion I've caused in the last few minutes. It's 6am here but I have the intelligence of a turnip anyway. sorry
That would be the best rumor ever.
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:53:08 PM
Certainly better than "Malloy has crabs." Which is also untrue. Incidentally, my initials are STD.
Yeah, guys never talk about hot chicks
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:53:10 PM
Do they? That's creepy, and reveals that they've never seen a woman.
Thanks Xiphos
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:54:43 PM
If she ever gets famous, I'll let you freaks know so you can talk about she's jugtastic.
Anyhoo...
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:54:46 PM
Women are objects created by the Lord Frank Miller for our amusement! Fact! And as regards handshakes, my friends call me Howard Hughes so don't worry about germs.
Of course it doesn't ring true.
by veebeeyes
Jan 7th, 2008
11:54:48 PM
Ya fucking think? Is there anyone on the entire fucking planet who HASN'T seen a woman? It's not meant to be taken fucking literally.
I have NO fucking clue if this is legit or not...
by CatVutt
Jan 7th, 2008
11:54:59 PM
But I stumbled across this: http://www.survivorsucks.yuku. com/topic/23572 Remove any spaces, obviously.
I have no problem with objectifying women.
by veebeeyes
Jan 7th, 2008
11:55:40 PM
THANKS SAXON
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:55:53 PM
It's better than making people cry - like Anchorite.
Please be sure to put Spoilers up guys
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:56:42 PM
I don't want to know if it is manbearpig or not.
IF AMANDA DIDN'T WANT TO BE OBJECTIFIED
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 7th, 2008
11:57:17 PM
she would've covered up those delicious legs tonight. I never knew how great her legs were - thank you Critics Choice Awards!!!
I seriously may walk out if...
by kuldan
Jan 7th, 2008
11:57:26 PM
The movie is kinda bad, but then someone quotes the following line of dialogue: "Dude, Rob, you were originally going to move to Japan...looks like Japan's come to see you!"
How old is she now anyway? She's definitely legal!
by EvilGeek1
Jan 7th, 2008
11:58:19 PM
BSB
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
11:58:59 PM
Drooling is considered rude in my cultures.
Speaking of Cloverfield
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 7th, 2008
11:59:37 PM
Can I use the word "juggtacular" if I meet your girlfriend TerryM?
WTH is a Cloverfield!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
12:01:07 AM
It's neither a Clove nor a field, it is however, a movie title.
That seems classy and appropriate
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:01:41 AM
I approve.
TERRY - HOW ABOUT FEROCIOUSLY SLOBBERING?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
12:02:27 AM
When your girl becomes famous, give us a heads up. Out of respect we won't objectify her here, only in private.
The word "chesticals"
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:02:58 AM
doesn't sit well with me however.
Seriously, speaking of Cloverfield
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:03:30 AM
I'll probably see it on the weekend after it comes out, depending on friends' schedules. Have a nice time BSB et al. if they show it, and know that I will be here, gritting my teeth and cursing your names out of jealousy...
Cloverfield
by EvilGeek1
Jan 8th, 2008
12:04:14 AM
I'm fairly sure it's a metaphor for something vaginal (or at least something fun-bag related)
Thanks for the greenlight TerryMalloy
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:05:00 AM
I assume it will be taken in the complimentary manner with which it is intended.
EVILGEEK - AMANDA IS 21
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
12:05:00 AM
Legal in all 50 states and US territories.
Feriously slobbering
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:05:16 AM
That's more like it. And I will give you a heads up.
Wake the fuck up.
by Mostholy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:06:20 AM
The story is Obama right now, not Cloverfield. Get on board, or be part of the problem.
Still, Cholera's Gost, I reserve the right
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:08:03 AM
to hunt you down and kill you if you step over the line.
Ah that's grand! Cheers
by EvilGeek1
Jan 8th, 2008
12:08:41 AM
Coz the last time I saw her on a tv, I felt guilty...
DID SOMEBODY SAY CTHULHU???
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:09:02 AM
Awww yeah, Pound Sand! Shake your ass, show me what you're working with! C, c, c, c T, t, t, t H, h, h, h U, u, u, u L, l, l, l H, h, h, h U, u, u, u CTHULHU!!! We can dance like Cthulhu We can answer to his call Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head down the road like a soccer ball Say, we can dance like Cthulhu Live it up while the livin's good Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin' and there goes the neighborhood Say, we can dance, we can dance Great Old Ones are in control We can dance, we can dance Hear them callin' the call We can dance, we can dance Terror makes you go in a trance We can dance, we can dance Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts The Cthulhu Dance The Cthulhu Dance The Cthulhu Dance YEAH! It's the CTHULHU DANCE!!!
Mr. Saxon
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:09:07 AM
As a Kathy Bates stalker, I am offended.
Holy Shit!
by EvilGeek1
Jan 8th, 2008
12:11:13 AM
Cthulhu can dance? I'm sold.
Fair enough TerryMalloy.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:11:59 AM
Any man worth his salt would do just that. I respect you.
A little too anachronistic for me
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:12:07 AM
Reminds me of the stone age.
WTF, IS THAT YOU GAIUS?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
12:12:34 AM
Is that your new screenname?
And I you.
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:14:27 AM
How does one pronounce "Cthulu"
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:15:25 AM
by the way?
I've seen the monster!
by Orionsangels
Jan 8th, 2008
12:15:49 AM
It's Rosie O' Donald after a 24hr KFC binge.
I'm lactose intolerant
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:16:03 AM
So it offends me.
HARRY, WHERE'S RAMBO Q&A???!!!
by cloudrider`
Jan 8th, 2008
12:16:32 AM
rambo is upon us. where the hell is the 20 rounds with stallone?!!! just tell me, will it happen? the last one was the best thing ever in the history of aicn. and i've been here from day one, so i know i'm speaking the truth.
I'm sorry 70's Venom
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:16:43 AM
But nobody said Cthulu. That's ridiculous. It's a lion. By the way, I don't think he's MNG. MNG would never deliver the Cthulu Dance without someone mentioning Cthulu. But no worries, 70's Venom, thanks for that. It's been too long and Talkback needed its fix.
Mostholy
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:18:03 AM
Fuck that shit. Obama isn't even my 2nd choice. Kucinich is far more enlightened to the plight of America. We need Kucinich as president and John Edwards as veep. Too many fucking idiots in this country that don't know an intelligent and insightful candidate when they see one. If half of the people in this country were educated then Kucinich would be leading in the polls right now. So he believes in UFOs, big fucking deal. So do I. UFOs are real, and anyone who doesn't think so is a fucking retard. Believe it or not, things do fly in our skies that are unidentified. And yes, we are not the only mother fuckers in the galaxy. So fuck all of you cock sucking retards. You're going to drive our country into the fucking ground. Stupid pieces of retarded shit. Fuck you all.
Mr. Saxon
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:18:17 AM
You made me laugh. Congratulations!
'Cholera's Ghost
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:21:37 AM
Thanks. Yeah I know, MNG quit doing it so I had to throw it in here. MNG hasn't done the Cthulhu Dance for like the last 5 Cloverfield TBs, so I don't know what his deal is... I think he got bitter about something that somebody said. Oh well. I know I didn't do nearly as good as he did, but I just missed seeing it. I wish MNG would stop acting like that and come back and give the hoi polloi what they want. COME ON MNG WE WANT YOU BACK. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. YOU HAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME TRYING TO IMITATE YOU. IT IS GETTING REALLY PATHETIC AND SAD.
GOTTA SAY NIGHT NIGHT GUYS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
12:22:05 AM
Been a lotta fun. Cya manana.
Peace out BSB
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:22:49 AM
Cthulhu is most popularly pronounced...
by wackybantha
Jan 8th, 2008
12:23:10 AM
KUH-THOO-LOO.......Am I right or wrong my fellow AICN-ers??? And to all you naysayers, CLOVERFIELD is going to make you wish you hadn't made fun of it....or something. Or maybe not...I don't care!
Word, Mr. Saxon
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:23:15 AM
This talkback has busted into hilarity, otherwise I'd be gone by now. But in the spirit of staying tangentially related to The Cloverfield Party, it actually sounds pretty cool knowing that it might be crashed by Talkbackers.
70's Venom, about MNG
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:25:34 AM
He can't log in somehow and now has tech support working on it. Check out the Superman/Routh talkback for the story, in which DocPazuzu got the ball rolling on "Free Mr. Nice Gaius!"
Tangentially Speaking
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:27:31 AM
The Sarah Connor Chronicles looks bloody awful.
Looks like this TB is closing for business
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:28:19 AM
Bye bye Mr. Saxon.
I will wait to leave until Xiphos
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:29:19 AM
gives me a good euphemism to describe my girlfriend's breasts.
'Cholera's Ghost
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:30:46 AM
Oh I didn't know anything about that. I remember in one Cloverfield TB a while back I started saying Cthulhu to get MNG to come and do the Cthulhu dance and then he got mad and said he wasn't going to do it or something. Maybe I just have that effect on people or maybe he was mad at someone else. I don't know. Anyway I hope his shit gets fixed so he can soon bring us our perfunctory mirth once again.
Later BSB
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:31:31 AM
Hope you will be able to give us an "Awesome/Not Awesome" review.
That doesn't sound like MNG, 70's
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 8th, 2008
12:34:30 AM
I wouldn't worry too much about it. Maybe he was being ironic? Anyway, goodbye all. Mr. Saxon, the word is Not Fucking Voltron. The word is Lion and we all know this.
TerryMalloy, Sarah Connor Chronicles
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:36:29 AM
I am so glad someone agrees with me. God damn that show looks fucking horrible, and I for one will not for one second consider it to be associated with the film canon. Just from seeing a fucking commercial of some bits and pieces of it I knew that it was going to be horrible. For one thing, when John was leaving that sarcastic message on the cell phone for the Terminator and the terminator was listening to it, why did he have a disconcerted look on his face??? TERMINATORS DO NOT FEEL PERTURBED. THEY ARE MACHINES, YOU FUCKING RETARDS. God damn... they need the WGA strikers back badly. Furthermore, why is John acting like a crack head, and why is Sarah Connor a hot brunette when she was a mediocre blonde in the movies? And why did Sarah Connor offer to make pancakes before they get geared up and go on the run from terminators? FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK COCK PENIS FUCK FUCK SHIT.
Xiphos, you have missed your window
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:36:36 AM
of opportunity. I'm out too. Good night all.
70's Venom
by TerryMalloy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:38:20 AM
I agree. Try not to let it get to you though.
TerryMalloy
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:39:30 AM
Yeah I know. I'm gonna go pop a 'lude.
My Birthday is 01-18...I'll await the AICN reviews...
by conspiracy
Jan 8th, 2008
12:41:41 AM
before I decide to either... 1. Give $24.00 to JJ...or, 2. rent this motherfucker from Netflix. Simple as that...give me something worth my hard earned money and I'll be happy to spend my B-day being entertained. Spew forth shit and I'll wait 6 months and rent it as filler along with something good.
Me and my brother got tickets for 1-17-08
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
01:00:43 AM
We're going to a midnight showing. Okay, so technically it is 1-18-08 but we're going to see it probably before most of you guys. I will let you know what the monster is when we get home from the theatre but don't worry I will put a spoiler warning in my post.
I'd fuck Rob.
by Lutz
Jan 8th, 2008
01:27:18 AM
Look at those big eyes he just wants to be slapped in the face with my cock. I hope the creature is a huge Guinea Pig. Everyone would see a movie about a Guinea Pig that ate New York. EVERYONE.
sure, I'll go the the cloverfield party.
by mrsheldrake
Jan 8th, 2008
01:38:32 AM
As if. What a spectacular waste of time.
M'kay
by smallPNS
Jan 8th, 2008
02:04:44 AM
Is it just me or does this not more and more look like the big surprise is that the monster is Godzilla?

I thought I remembered from back in the day a thread about how JJAbrams was interested in making a good Godzilla film but was trying to come up with a way to get people in the theater despite the overwhelmingly negative response to the previous Godzilla film.

Now the viral marketing mentions a main character will be moving to Japan. Who else is gonna be pissed if they're misled into seeing a lame ass Godzilla flick?

Is Cloverfield a Man Beast?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
02:09:08 AM
Or is that Dr. Phill?
Guys, i think it's been solved/spoiled
by Phoenity
Jan 8th, 2008
02:16:11 AM
I just read this whole talkback, and everybody was so busy having fun, nobody mentioned that enough hints just got dropped by random people to solve the CLOVERFIELD mystery. Check the new pic of the guy in the orange suit. HTTP://WWW.1-18-08.COM Then check out the viral video they made and released on youtube, featuring that same guy, in a boat. http://www.total lycrap.com/mag azine/comments/oil_platform_si nks_of_the_us_coast/ And then read (if you dare) the spoiler reviews posted. Think what you will of the posters and their history in the places they posted. Alleged Spoiler Review 1 http://www.1-18-08ne ws.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4 478 Alleged Spoiler Review 2 http://www.surv ivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/23572
gayest talkback ever!
by BrightEyes
Jan 8th, 2008
02:16:18 AM
so much gay going around by talkbackers.
Viral Campaigns give me a headache
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
02:28:50 AM
Too many blurry websites.
Japanese on the back of picture on 1-18-08.com
by Evil Lincoln
Jan 8th, 2008
02:48:28 AM
I know I'm like way behind on this but did anybody ever translate the japanese characters on the back of the photo of the Japanese cheif? I hate viral marketing and I hope all the hype is worth it.
I'm all over this shit
by i kick tits
Jan 8th, 2008
03:34:31 AM
I'm goin
pic of cloverfield monster..... maybe
by klownbaby
Jan 8th, 2008
03:36:58 AM
look at this ebay auction. http://cgi.ebay.com/J-J-Abrams -1-18-08-Cloverfield-Slusho-Mo nster-T-shirt_W0QQitemZ2801893 39510QQihZ018QQcategoryZ15687Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem
fucking yaaaawnnn
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
03:42:45 AM
More Viral marketing.

Dear god.

And Saxon, Memories of Cock is my TB nemesis, the bastard is like the energizer bunny. It doesn't matter how many times I smite him, or he gets banned, but the dirty little cockmonkey still comes back to tell us how stupid and inferior we are.

I think he gets to me more than anyone else.

More movies sites.
by raggedrabbit
Jan 8th, 2008
04:11:31 AM
try these websites as well. They are also connected with the movie. Tagruato.jp, tidowave.jp, and slusho.jp Happy hunting.
aussie myspacers..
by ironic_name
Jan 8th, 2008
05:49:24 AM
we get the movie on the 16th, http://www.myspace.com/blackcu rtainau
Chef...sheesh
by Evil Lincoln
Jan 8th, 2008
05:51:43 AM
I don't live in New York. Good / Bad.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 8th, 2008
08:38:33 AM
Bad - I can't apply to go to this great party and see Cloverfield. :(

Good - I won't get eaten by the giant lion! Yay!

they're playing werewolf barmitzvah on repeat.
by PVIII
Jan 8th, 2008
08:47:52 AM
creepy, scary.
MYSPACERS
by dastickboy
Jan 8th, 2008
09:00:16 AM
Is that what they're called? Good, now I can put a name to those people I hate.
Cool
by Omar B
Jan 8th, 2008
09:26:17 AM
I'll be there!!!
Yay for 9/11 Porn!
by Rickey Henderson
Jan 8th, 2008
09:32:07 AM
I know it's been said, but manipulative drek featuring NYC getting blown up for shock effect is in incredibly poor taste. All together now... "Too Soon!"

Also, not sure how it happened, but my interest for this flick has actually WANED over time rather than increased.
I'm thinking the creature should lay waste to Winston-Salem
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
09:35:02 AM
bastards pounded Uconn in the Meineke Bowl.
NYC getting blown up for shock effect
by ironic_name
Jan 8th, 2008
09:38:29 AM
is funny.
Ghost of Nixon
by ironic_name
Jan 8th, 2008
09:41:12 AM
the best shirt text:

"haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don’t make sense.

Refrigerator."

do that.

Wouldn't it be funny if...
by AdrianVeidt
Jan 8th, 2008
09:44:08 AM
...there wasn't actually a Cloverfield movie and JJ Abrams was actually leading a terrorist cell calling themselves "Cloverfield" and they were truly planning a terrorist attack on 1.18.07?
They supposedly said it was this monster--now it's not
by Mr Incredible
Jan 8th, 2008
09:44:57 AM
Dark Horizon had a link that stated this was it--then they updated it saying it's not. I'll be glad when the viral marketing is done. Sheesh. Link:http://www.movieweb.com/n ews/38/25538.php?page=3
Link again
by Mr Incredible
Jan 8th, 2008
09:47:10 AM
http://www.movieweb.com/news/3 8/25538.php
THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER WILL PEE IN YOUR BUTT
by turketron
Jan 8th, 2008
10:18:52 AM
OH NOES
Thanks for that President Baltar
by turketron
Jan 8th, 2008
10:25:09 AM
Extreme spoilers but I couldn't help myself...
myspace is gay
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 8th, 2008
10:31:21 AM
President Baltar, thanks, you pretty much confirmed for me exactly what I thought the movie would be: Dawson's Creek with some apocalypse overtunes, and a dick-tease of a monster, with a whole lot of shakey cam in between. I've got one word for the crab-whale monster: Rambo 01-25-08
President Baltar
by Papa Lazaru
Jan 8th, 2008
10:56:12 AM
Hey ! Where does the Lion fit in ??
PRESIDENT BALTAR
by finky089
Jan 8th, 2008
10:58:59 AM
ahahahahaha
Everything Pres Baltar said
by Darth Kong
Jan 8th, 2008
10:59:26 AM
is bullshit. I promise.
Seriously though, if we all found out what "IT" was...
by finky089
Jan 8th, 2008
11:00:58 AM
would not most of us lose ALOT of interest in this flick? I'm not saying that the movie itself will suck, but let's face it: the majority of interest surreounding this movie is now solely based on wanting to know WHAT the Statue of Liberty's pissed off ex-boyfriend is and what it looks like.
Darth Kong how do you know?
by finky089
Jan 8th, 2008
11:05:59 AM
Not saying Pres Baltar is right on. Just wondering where you're comign from.
Kong give us your BS version
by finky089
Jan 8th, 2008
11:06:52 AM
now that we've seen Baltar's (which I quite enjoyed)
You'll know once you see it.
by Darth Kong
Jan 8th, 2008
11:07:15 AM
He is wrong.
I still like to think the Monster is Kathy Bates
by finky089
Jan 8th, 2008
11:07:40 AM
MISERY 2: Feed The Bates!
Guys, Baltar's 'Version'...
by CatVutt
Jan 8th, 2008
11:23:09 AM
Is just Cut and Paste from the link I posted earlier. I have no CLUE about it's legitimacy. May very well be total bullshit, but its from another board.
missed attempts at humor
by astro1
Jan 8th, 2008
11:32:06 AM
Voltron, Jews, blah blah. The comments are as predictable as the dialogue in a Kevin Smith movie. I'm not gonna believe one thing posted about Cloverfield although Baltar's post does sound good and I hope the films closer to that. I like that you only see a glimspe of the monster till the very end. can't wait.
God, I hate those seacrabramzomjews.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 8th, 2008
11:36:21 AM
When is the U.N going to do something about those guys?
My Big Fat Seacrabamzomjew Wedding
by ArcadianDS
Jan 8th, 2008
11:41:10 AM
Cloverfield in love.
WOW! Now that's what I call a seacrabramzomjew!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 8th, 2008
11:48:35 AM
Can you imagine a seacrabramzomjew bar mitzvah? The chaos!
Ghost Of Nixon
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 8th, 2008
11:53:03 AM
I'm impressed by your commitment to spreading the word about seacrabramzomjews. Nice colouring by the way.
If Baltar is correct
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 8th, 2008
11:55:34 AM
Then really, apart from the crab-louse, how is this different from a Godzilla feature? Is there something we don't know yet? Rambo in 17 days.
lame party
by BigTexas42
Jan 8th, 2008
12:05:04 PM
this thing is going to be a sausage-fest. unless they hire hookers to come and fellate all the goons who show up.
Lame Party?
by astro1
Jan 8th, 2008
12:10:24 PM
BigTexas have you ever been to any entertainment party in NYC? They could throw one for Little Nicky and hot bitches would show up just to be seen. Sure there will be some pretentous hipster types there, but after a few cocktails, and I'm sure their requisite 'meds' and they'll be all to easy. lastnightspartydotcom is a good indication of the type of tail that'll show up. over done? Maybe. Desperate and easy? Sure.
OF COURSE IT'S A LOBSTER!!!
by Stuntcock Mike
Jan 8th, 2008
12:19:53 PM
$50 says so.
Too bad
by Series7
Jan 8th, 2008
12:22:33 PM
JJ didn't have this come out in limited release in like September and have it filter through till finally showing in like 1,000 screens in late december. Then all the critics and pretentous cock knockers would have talked about cool and hip the movie was and how awesome Judd Aptow is.
BSB, dress as a lion - Dum Guy is right about this.
by SkeletonParty
Jan 8th, 2008
12:29:50 PM
It is the only way.

In fact, I may dress as a lion when I attend at the local cinema. And if I see someone dressed as Voltron I'm going to tackle them.

IT'S VOLTRON YOU FUCKS.
by That 70s Venom
Jan 8th, 2008
12:31:07 PM
Get it through your thick fucking skulls, retards. This is obviously a Voltron movie. GOOOOO VOLTRON. Michael Bay and Matt Reeves are already colluding to make a Voltron VS. Transformers movie in 2010. WOOOHOOOO!!!!
Well done BALTAR
by Rickey Henderson
Jan 8th, 2008
12:31:51 PM
Sounds legit to me. Or at the very least, very close to what we'll see on television. Hooray for a huge monster movie in which you only see random body parts of the monster until the end.
I can't believe I'm saying this...
by Abin Sur
Jan 8th, 2008
12:33:37 PM
...but I'm starting to actually be GLAD that the beastie is not Cthulhu. H.P. Lovecraft was one of my first entries into literary horror, and his works hold a lot of significance for me. Recently Guillermo del Toro's been hot about "Mountains of Madness," so I had to think, would I REALLY want to have JJ Abrams be the first director to put Lovecraft into a big budget wide release picture, or would I rather wait for the guy who would truly do it justice? Yeah, Cthulhu isn't in Mountains of Madness, but it's still hardcore Lovecraft. I think I'd rather wait - I'd probably kill myself if I saw Cthulhu on a Burger King cup.
I found the perfect Lion costume -
by SkeletonParty
Jan 8th, 2008
12:34:52 PM
http://tinyurl.com/25c6qg
Thanks Nixon, that was actually worse...
by Abin Sur
Jan 8th, 2008
01:20:48 PM
Claymation Cthulhu...what's next, Lego R'yleh?
Oops, R'LYEH
by Abin Sur
Jan 8th, 2008
01:21:52 PM
Great, now I've gone and pissed off the Old Ones. There go MY entrails...
The monster is the woman from Pirates 3?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
01:36:15 PM
Calypso?
If Baltar is correct...
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 8th, 2008
01:54:02 PM
...then that test illustration of the monster that was posted this week, only to be discounted by AiCN staff, really IS the monster.

But more importantly, does anyone in Cloverfield utter the lines, "Get to da choppa!" or "You one ugly mudderfuckah"? Because if not, I ain't sold. How about, "Sir, we've got a whale of a problem on our hands."

THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER TOY...
by Fish Tank
Jan 8th, 2008
02:12:40 PM
wwtdd has a piece on what could be the _actual_ monster in toy form. Those sketches of the half whale were confirmed as being some guy's stab at it for a contest, so MAYBE this is it??? Disappointing if so, but it could also be a diversion tactic from jj?
Ha Ha Nixon...
by Abin Sur
Jan 8th, 2008
02:28:28 PM
I've seen that one before, Nixon...but it still cracks me up. Only Lego could capture the Cyclopean horror that is Cthulhu.
SKELETONKEY
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
02:36:06 PM
I'd rather go in a ManBearPig costume if I can find or make one. Maybe I'll go as Smiling Bob Orci?

http://tinyurl.com/2kug3s

GHOSTOFNIXON
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
02:37:29 PM
I knew there must be some rationale for shellfish being non-kosher. It's to keep whatchamacallit in check.
IT'S THE REINCARNATION OF BOB ROSS!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
02:42:51 PM
And he's gonna paint the town red ...

WITH BLOOD!!!!

It's a Horny Manatee!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
03:15:43 PM
Run!
MANSQUITO REBORN!
by turketron
Jan 8th, 2008
03:19:36 PM
I will bet you that the monster is MANSQUITO v2.0. He's bigger, badder, and too big for the Sci Fi channel. Getting bit by one of the Lobstrosities that hangs from his nutsack puts you in a coma whereby your thoughts are reduced to the Mansquito movie playing over and over again in slow motion at full volume. It is a living nightmare, much like the one Indy was in during the Temple of Doom, but your'e paralyzed.
How could someone cover this up?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
03:54:21 PM
A monster attacks a major city and the army thinks it could cover it up? Also, with all the cell phone recorders these days how can the army possibly get all the video?
Has some SAMUEL L. BRONKOWITZ presents feel to it...
by travis-dane
Jan 8th, 2008
06:47:58 PM
looks like a remake of "THAT´S ARMAGEDDON"!
And they PISS in your Popcorn!
by travis-dane
Jan 8th, 2008
06:50:13 PM
How Many Retards Will Show Up For This "Special" Event?
by LaserPants
Jan 8th, 2008
08:07:37 PM
Yes, "special" as in retarded.

I think the movie looks like it'll probably be pretty good (Blair Witch derivativeness aside), but this fake surprise party is the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in in the perjorative form, meaning, "silly." I mean, are you serious? Do you really want to go to a press event for more hypetastic hype?

Of course, if it winds up being an early premiere, than hopefully you will enjoy yourselves.
How do you know it will be a bad party?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
09:15:48 PM
Are you one of those types that never has any fun? Maybe the stars of the movie will be there? Maybe they'll give away stuff. Maybe they'll show clips?
I WOULDN'T MIND BUTTERING AMANDA'S FACE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 8th, 2008
11:38:10 PM
I'm still thinking about her LEGS ...
Xiphos
by TerryMalloy
Jan 9th, 2008
12:34:59 AM
"Cans" is fine. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer just plain ol' "tits".
I can picture that MX guy...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 9th, 2008
01:33:43 AM
Bringing a Voltron costume to the theater with a stack of copies of his novel, of which he will peddle no copies, and which no one will want him to autograph, grumble about how a monster shouldn't kill so many people because it's a bad influence on his children, then cry about it all later that night to his Voltron doll...yeah, so that was mean. I just guess I kind of miss 'im. Realizing the fact that it wasn't Voltron has driven that poor guy was absolutely insane. If only he knew that it was a Lion, he would feel better. Because Lions kick ass.
New pic at http://www.1-18-08.com/
by eXcommunicated
Jan 9th, 2008
02:30:53 AM
New pic at http://www.1-18-08.com/...

Looks like a couple of X-Wing pilots running around a cave on Hoth with R2 in the background.

"Fucktard" is so old.
by TiPPiDa
Jan 9th, 2008
05:26:18 AM
Its "Where’s the beef?" old.
"Why does it always rain on me?"
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
07:36:36 AM
It isn't because you lied when you were sixteen. It is because you are a misreable group of scottish wankers that peddle sub-coldplay drek to a moronic audience of dirty undergraduate fucks that listen to it, and discuss the hidden meaning in songs like "Sing" whilst supping on discounted lager.

I hate travis. A pox on them.

I finally figured it out! The Cloverfield monster is...
by Evil Lincoln
Jan 9th, 2008
09:11:20 AM
...a let over Gargon from the movie TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE! "When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to TORTURE!!!"
Try to imagine
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Jan 9th, 2008
07:25:06 PM
all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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