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I'm calling bullshit on this one
by performingmonkey
Jan 4th, 2008
09:13:03 PM
I bet you anything there's just been some crossed wires and some over-excited, Routh-hating cunt saw that he's not doing Justice League and has these masturbatorial fantasies in his head of someone other than that 'weedy model' filling out those tights. It's bullshit. Why recast when Routh was right? It wouldn't happen unless Routh refused to return or couldn't for some reason. And would they recast Lois too? No. Go back to sleep.
There is a very small percentage of the population...
by mraig
Jan 4th, 2008
09:13:14 PM
Who happen to look exactly like Superman. Christopher Reeve was one. Brandon Routh is another. Probably not the smartest thing to let him go if you've got him.
Whoops
by Captain Hollywood
Jan 4th, 2008
09:13:35 PM
Our bad - Warner
Routh was great
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 4th, 2008
09:14:35 PM
I hope the Superman sequel bombs. Why go through all the trouble of getting ANOTHER person?
C-YA!
by A-COD
Jan 4th, 2008
09:15:03 PM
No loss here, Superman Returns was awful. WB is doing the right thing. Hopefully Singer is next. They had a chance and they blew it.
Stupid move...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jan 4th, 2008
09:15:37 PM
He was PERFECT. Sure SR lacked action but he still was very strong and deserves a second film. Fuck JLA movie because of this bs "youn casting" I don't want babies playing my super heroes. I hope that shit bombs and bombs hard.
Can't say there's much hope for Supes anyway
by Han Cholo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:15:53 PM
I think in this day and age Superman might be the only wholesome superhero character. So much that he's pretty much without flaw which is why I think Singer slapped super-kid in there which did not work and was quite frankly, pretty awful. But the thing is Superman isn't an interesting character anyway, unlike Batman who has many flaws and is the most human of all heroes, super or otherwise. Me, I'll be waiting to see what they do with Dark Knight and I'm sure Nolan won't let us down.
good
by Funk4America
Jan 4th, 2008
09:16:17 PM
fire everybody on the POS film
So you're tellin me there's a chance!
by droids22
Jan 4th, 2008
09:16:25 PM
I look at this way at least there's a chance we can a great Superman movie. Since there will never be another Star Wars film ever our chances for an Empire Strikes Back killer are gone.
Singer
by ForkTongue
Jan 4th, 2008
09:17:37 PM
His style didn't bring much so I don't mind if he leaves the Supes sequel. I just wish he would have stuck with the completion of the Xmen trilogy.
Brandon Routh
by nicky
Jan 4th, 2008
09:20:16 PM
Moriarty - I agree with most of what I remember from your review. The entire cast (well, maybe minus Kate Bosworth) might have been fine with a different story. It was like Singer somehow convinced the studio to make a sequel about an older, more jaded Lois & Clark - and the studio convinced Singer to cast young, teen audience friendly faces as if it was a re-boot. The two ideas were incompatible.
Routh was great as Superman.
by Rev. Slappy
Jan 4th, 2008
09:21:13 PM
Not so great as Clark Kent. I am one of the people who thought Superman Returns was flawed but and ultimately good film. Didn't Singer have a lot of problems with the studio on it? I know they shut the film down for a few weeks so everybody could decompress.
Isn't Singer doing like fifty other films anyway?
by jimmy rabbitte
Jan 4th, 2008
09:21:17 PM
...so by the time he's ready to do another Superman, Routh will be old and grey...

...not to mention the fact that no script can even be written anyway...

I heard Singer was gone too...
by Librerarian
Jan 4th, 2008
09:21:25 PM
...which would be a shame. I thought Routh was a serviceable Superman, but not excellent... they could probably find someone better. I feel that Singer, however, was just getting warmed up and would have delivered a really great sequel like he did with X2. Hopefully the studio will take a deep breath and give Singer another chance with this (and maybe a few Superman graphic novels).
Once again this site hates everything
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 4th, 2008
09:21:42 PM
But loves shit like X 3 and Alien 3.
Retarded
by ballyhoo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:22:11 PM
Fuck the idiots that act like Superman Returns sucked. I personally don't have any problems with it, in fact I love it, but the people who do dislike it go way overboard. Fuck WB for throwing way too much cash at SR to begin with, and then freaking out when they didn't get it back. Fuck WB again for not seeing that the one and only thing that most everybody seems to agree is that Routh was perfectly cast. Fuck fate now that it seems I won't see a sequel to SR and actually see where the story would go. Fuck fuck fuck.
agreed
by tranpkp1
Jan 4th, 2008
09:22:46 PM
1. AICN was slow on this one? 2. Routh was NOT the problem w/ this movie but almost everything else was. 3. Spacey and Routh are terrifically cast. The rest weren't. Shoulda been more to the versions in the DCAU in Superman TAS/Justice League Unlimited. Between Superman 1-IV and SR, I feel like I've seen the same GD movie 5x.
I'm sorry...
by Massage...Bored
Jan 4th, 2008
09:23:37 PM
...but didn't Supes Returns make it's moey back and then some? Isn't that a successful picture because sooooo many do not end up making their money back? Why does every reviewer say it was a monumental failure when it really wasn't? I'm really getting sick of reading a new update on the Man of Steel and having to sit through a paragraph of cheap digs on Returns. it wasn't fucking Ishtar!
This is both good news and bad news....
by Playkins
Jan 4th, 2008
09:23:55 PM
BAD because I thought Routh was GREAT as Superman. GOOD because it might mean we'll get an older, wiser-looking cast in general for the sequel. Just so long as Kate Bosworth isn't back as Lois. Bleeeechhh! Worst casting ever.
reboot the entire thing like The Hulk
by wash
Jan 4th, 2008
09:24:15 PM
SR was horrible, and this is coming from someone who like every other Singer film in existence.
No Routh, no Supes
by aboriginal
Jan 4th, 2008
09:24:16 PM
It's like Marvel trying to reboot the HULK. WTF? The fuck up isn't in the choice of the actor or the director, but in not resolving a script that satisfies both the popcorn munchers and the hardcore fans. Lucas still has it right that whatever you do you're not pleasing everyone and screw it and make what the fuck you want. Gee, w/o a dog of a flick what would ya'll have to bitch and moan about?
SR wasn't great
by THE KNIGHT
Jan 4th, 2008
09:24:20 PM
But Routh worked well with the material he was given.
Superman sucked, but Routh didnt.
by BMacSmith
Jan 4th, 2008
09:24:23 PM
He channeled Reeve perfectly. A proper SUperman movie would probably take a gigantic budget, and it won't get one. shame.
SUPERMAN CURSE???
by THE KNIGHT
Jan 4th, 2008
09:27:53 PM
Is this another case of the Superman Curse???????
Routh was the best thing in SUPERMAN LIFTS THINGS.
by MaxTheSilent
Jan 4th, 2008
09:29:33 PM
Because Kate Bosworth was woeful as Lois Lane and Kevin Spacey didn't look like he knew where he was half the time. Who spends $300 million dollars on an action-less superhero movie? Maybe Lex Luthor should have been a Kryptonian after all.
Listen....
by BetaRayBill07
Jan 4th, 2008
09:29:39 PM
This is a shame. First, the guy friggin' channeled Christopher Reeve- especially as Kent. Next, does anyone out there understand why Returns was like it was? Singer had to reintroduce Supes to another generation. Yes the film has its issues I get it. But......ugh Routh was the bright spot next to Spacey as Luthor. Kevin should hold out of the sequel in protest. This sucks.
Another case of ....
by irrelevntelefant
Jan 4th, 2008
09:29:46 PM
headupassitis

routh and spacey were great casting, but the script was very "chick flick"

haha ah yes good ole SUPERMAN LIFTS THINGS...
by BMacSmith
Jan 4th, 2008
09:35:24 PM
with a shard of kryptonite in his back. Very stupid.
Routh was perfect
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 4th, 2008
09:35:48 PM
He acted great in the part, and he was one of the best things about that movie. The movie had a great cast, but the story kinda sucked.
Sad news if.....
by Zerofun
Jan 4th, 2008
09:37:06 PM
Its confirmed.. Routh was a great Reeves follow up .. better than that weasel from Hellboy they where saying was going to play supes in the JLA movie(not sure what the latest news on that is). Routh was good and superman returns was ok .. i think getting rid of singer and Routh is a mistake .. just look at how good X2 was after the original. I just think it would suck for Routh to get dumped given that this was his first big role and he did a good job .. he deserves another shot.
Routh was right for Singer's vision, but...
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:37:06 PM
He's not going to work in a film that isn't a Dick Donner circle jerk. I was really skeptical about him when he was first cast, I thought he was too young and not lantern-jawed enough. When Superman Returns finally came out I was suprised to find that he was one of the most successful things about the film. But I don't think Singer should be allowed another shot at Superman because he clearly doesn't understand the character, and if it's not Singer's movie then I doubt Routh will work in whatever the new context is. I would say just scrap Superman Returns, forget trying to tie it in with Justice League (or American Heroes or whatever bullshit they're calling it now) and do a completely different angle. My suggestion? Make Superman old and jaded, make the people turn against him by declaring him some sort of fascist overlord, make Lex Luthor the president, and then present Supes with some big insurmountable foe to beat that will win the people back. I would suggest Doomsday, but I don't want to see them get into the whole Death and Return of Superman debacle.

by Omar B
Jan 4th, 2008
09:37:46 PM
I really do hope this is a rumor because he's an amazing Superman, I can't see anyone else stepping in and doing the part as well ... unless they bring Chris back. You've got supporters Brandon!
just admit..
by soup74
Jan 4th, 2008
09:37:58 PM
this is the smarest thing they couldve done. people want to enjoy a souperman movie, but singer painted himself into too many corners.
DWAYNE JOHNSON FOR SUPES!!! POWERS BOOTHE FOR BATS!!!
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
09:38:56 PM
As much as I'd like to see the Smallvillecast (with a returning John Schneider) get a shot at a bigscreen spinoff (even with it being ultra-shitty right now), it's highly unlikely it'll happen. Maybe a straight to dvd flick, but other than that? I'm not holding my breath.

The way it's lookin', we'll probably get a solo flick of the JLA Supes before any Returns sequel or a Smallville film. Which is sad, because as much as I despised Returns, I loved the introduction of the "son" storyline, and if they don't get to continue that at some point it'll be a real shame. There's so many ways you could tackle that revelation. How could you possibly say "no" to a event that has more potential than anything in the properties history?

I'm not flatout against any of the directions WB has took (after seeing Fox's efforts, it could be worse), but I am a little disappointed that they can't seem to make up their minds on what to do with it. A little retconning (and actual support) here and there would fix Smallville. A little cast tinkering (Lois, White) and having Singer on a tighter leash would fix any Returns sequel (Please, no more odes to Donner and Star Trek, it's getting old.). But Warner Bros., from my perspective, has just throws up their arms whenever an attempt to relaunch the franchise gets some bad word of mouth and are to eager to take the time to go another direction than correct past mistakes. (I kinda wish Fox was like that with X-men though.)
'souperman'?
by soup74
Jan 4th, 2008
09:39:06 PM
why did i type that? i wasnt even making a joke.
I don't buy the whole
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:41:01 PM
"reintroducing Supes to a younger generation" thing. Who doesn't know who Superman is? 3 year olds know who he is. Do you know any three your olds that would sit still through Superman Returns? It would have been a better idea for them to actually re-introduce Superman, rather than catering to a decades old fanbase that probably doesn't care how much Routh looks like Reeve. Either do it Begins style and reboot the whole thing from scratch, or just show us something different than what we've seen before while keeping the basic motifs and characters intact. Continuing where Superman II kind of left off was a bad idea, can you imagine if Christopher Nolan had tried to make a sequel to Batman Returns?
Kinda sad
by beetlegeuse
Jan 4th, 2008
09:41:13 PM
cuz Justice League will be twice as bad as Superman Returns
fucking retarded
by Judge Briggs
Jan 4th, 2008
09:42:44 PM
Good going Warner's... make him the scapegoat to a movie that did just fine... fucking re-re-s... almost very Fox of them!
Routh was the only good thing in Superman.
by ganymede3010
Jan 4th, 2008
09:43:34 PM
Eventhough I adore Kevin Spacey he is no Gene Hackman. Routh was the only source of light in this 200 minute borefest!
Weren't they going to cast Rupert Evans as Supes in JLA?
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:44:04 PM
He's not even six feet tall, and he played the milktoast loser in Hellboy. Good call, WB.
Gwai Lo
by Zerofun
Jan 4th, 2008
09:44:17 PM
Having doomsday in a superman movie will lower it to the level of AVP-R IMO.. A mindless beast with allot of strength doesn't make for a good epic story.. or at least it would be hard. And we dont want to go the way of Spiderman-3 and batman and robin with the multiple baddies. I think there has to be better bad guys in supes rogue gallery. maybe brainaic..dark sied.. i wish they could do Zod .. that would be a sick remake .. hes one of the best bad guys because he has the brains and the brawn to back it up.
NIC CAGE NIC CAGE!
by Series7
Jan 4th, 2008
09:46:02 PM
Nic Cage Nic Cage Nic Cage!!!!!!! OH please say it is going to happen!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who LIKED Superman Returns?
by TheSeeker7
Jan 4th, 2008
09:47:03 PM
Granted I didn't absolutely love it (then again few films I do) but I've never understood all the hatred for it, especially seeing as we got a competent director on it that we wanted, and that they didn't wind up handing over the keys to someone like McG. Yea it had some flaws but I felt it was enjoyable.
Routh was a such a good Supes
by ZO
Jan 4th, 2008
09:47:18 PM
that hes been in absolutely nothing since and doesn't even get callbacks for any A list role. Anyone else find that suspect?
"Nolan had tried to make a sequel to Batman Returns"
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
09:48:33 PM
That's exactly what he should have done in terms of the look. The DC films are assbackwards. Supes should be a fantasy character in a realistic world, Bats should be just the opposite.
Routh was perfect.
by Bellock
Jan 4th, 2008
09:50:01 PM
And the film was great. Didn't it earned more money than "Batman Begins" ? So what's the problem ? Does Warner wants to come back to Catwoman's age ? That would be a shame. Let's hope it's just a stupid rumor and Singer and Routh will be back.
Zerofun
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:50:07 PM
I just brought up Doomsday as an example as a formidable foe that can actually give Supes a run for his money, but the other ones you mentioned do as well. Bottom line, Supes has to actually fight someone in the next movie. Lex should always be a presence, but whether its General Zod or Brainiac Superman needs someone with actual powers to go up against. Otherwise, you get "Superman Lifts Things" as others have mentioned. The epic story shouldn't come solely from the presence of the villain, I think the other tentative plot points I brought up would provide enough dramatic tension.
The more I think about it, the kids will LOVE the Justice League
by ganymede3010
Jan 4th, 2008
09:50:31 PM
Us grown folk will hate it. But the teenagers will make it a sucsess. What sad day that will be.
Mr Saxon
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
09:51:57 PM
Singer DID NOT "let X-3 turn into the pile of shit". He was driven away from that project.
The original report on Variety also claims "The Dark Knight" wil
by Hammer2Fall
Jan 4th, 2008
09:53:40 PM
I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing based solely on that.
...will be rated PG.
by Hammer2Fall
Jan 4th, 2008
09:54:13 PM
Fucking subject line cutoff.
They might have meant PG13
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:55:17 PM
Which is what Batman Begins was rated.
Routh is the Klinton Spilsbury of the 2st Century
by Uncapie
Jan 4th, 2008
09:56:06 PM
And you know it!
With all the news & non news the DC flicks have...
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
09:56:58 PM
...been getting, when is Marvel (specifically the Paramount flicks) gonna throw us a bone? Isn't it about time we get a EW publicity shot of the Hulk model?
I'm beginning to doubt the Incredible Hulk will even make
by Gwai Lo
Jan 4th, 2008
09:58:53 PM
its release date. Isn't the Hulk like... a complicated CG character? They're still filming that badboy and it's due out around the same time as the Dark Knight, which doesn't have nearly as much post production work to complete. I'm saying that based on the fact that Nolan uses CG sparingly
JLA is going to be _______
by Zerofun
Jan 4th, 2008
10:00:03 PM
L A M E. Is going to be Smallville with more heros. It will make money... and it will most likely suck. you cant have that many great hero's in a movie unless the movie is 4 hours long. this movie will run 90mins for the A.D.D youth. Why the hell is the director from HAPPY FEET doing it unless they want to aim it at a young audience ? I want more gladiator style hero movies .. Batman begins touched on it, they tried with superman returns, and hulk which i think both where ok but could have been better .. why cant we get more quality like that .. SR and Hulk may have been boring .. but ill watch them 10 times before i watch ghost rider or fantastic four. i hate to say it but for some reason i judge a movie by its run time .. the further under 2 hours a movie is the more it sucks. i usually wont see a movie under 90 minutes.. seriously .. look at your favroite movies and there run times .. there is a trend .. for me anyway.
Routh needs to come back!
by Kirbymanly
Jan 4th, 2008
10:00:17 PM
He was definately the best thing about that film (as well as the plane sequence)
Welling will be the new Supes...
by Philvis
Jan 4th, 2008
10:00:47 PM
With the Smallville season ending at episode 15 and Kristin Kreuk already leaving to do that Streetfighter movie, that is the greenlight for Welling. Word on the street was that that WB really wanted him, but there was a scheduling issue and possibly something to do with Gough and Miller holding things up. The casting announcement delay is possibly due to WB waiting for Welling to be freed up and the writers strike seems to have done that. I would definitely put my money on Welling taking the helm now and that is a good thing. Of all the names mentioned as possible JLA Superman, name me one that made any sense at all other than Welling. No one else came even close to fitting the bill. I feel bad for Routh because Singer signed his death warrant with that 2 hour homage to Donner's Superman. He should have started from scratch and made it original instead of a Christopher Reeve tribute film.
Welling sucks.
by Zerofun
Jan 4th, 2008
10:03:45 PM
I liked him at first .. but Routh is a better actor and the writing on smallville has made welling in to a pansy of a superman.. hes a knob.
Bring Routh back
by kafka07
Jan 4th, 2008
10:05:28 PM
Singer sucks. Welling sucks. But Routh isn't so bad.
Can we all agree now that "Returns" was a failure?
by uss cygnus
Jan 4th, 2008
10:06:00 PM
Singer...go back to "X-Men". Please. "Hello, Moira. Charles?" DEMANDS resolution.
That movie will be Blu-Ray Exclusive
by dtpena
Jan 4th, 2008
10:06:07 PM
The war is over!
Hey, if WB wants MELTING OWL, I'm all for it.
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:09:34 PM
But, they're gonna need to retcon out the wahzoo to make that happen.
Routh a better actor?
by Philvis
Jan 4th, 2008
10:09:54 PM
I am sorry, but I didn't hate SR. I also didn't think it was great. I think a great opportunity was blown and it went from potentially being a blockbuster to something of an average film. I really can't see how you can say Routh is a better actor than Welling. Routh didn't have much acting to do in SR. I think he was beat into submission to mimic Christopher Reeve, so I cannot call his performance great acting. It was merely a great impersonation. He wasn't given the opportunity to truly act in that film. I am not saying Welling can command a Oscar worthy movie, but his acting has dramatically improved the past couple seasons of Smallville. He has been exuding Superman on that show for over a season now. I think Welling would bring more to the table than bringing in anyone else. He knows the character better than anyone at this point. Sure he may get typecast, but Welling can't eat from making The Fog and Cheaper By the Dozen movies his whole life.
in a better world (but not perfect)
by future help
Jan 4th, 2008
10:12:27 PM
Singer would of directed X3 and Wolfgang Peterson would of directed Supes.
Variety was reporting both Singer and Routh were Gone
by MMacKK
Jan 4th, 2008
10:14:02 PM
And what a fucking poor decision.
uss cygnus
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:14:24 PM
Nah, IF he does go back, which I doubt he would for various reasons, including the fact that Fox doesn't need him (as seen with X3's gross), he should pull another Superman Returns and make that proposed X3-X4 doubleshot.
Mad!
by MMacKK
Jan 4th, 2008
10:15:18 PM
Good news on the update!
They gotta bring UNSOCIABLE HAMMER along as well as...
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:18:31 PM
Glover, Mack, and Schneider. It wouldn't be right that the people that carried the show all these years get the shaft.
Why the World Doesn’t Need Superman
by Gorgomel
Jan 4th, 2008
10:27:23 PM
because SR sucks!
ROUTH = FALL GUY
by Mullah Omar
Jan 4th, 2008
10:28:12 PM
Routh was good as Superman and I don't blame him at all for the rest of the film - which I thought was mediocre at best. If anything, the studio should have fired Singer and kept Routh; the buck stopped with Singer, not Routh. I wish Routh the best of luck - and I wish Singer would get back to making better films.
Oh, well how about that...
by Mullah Omar
Jan 4th, 2008
10:31:04 PM
The story has now been updated and it turns out our chains were yanked.
We'll see Routh again.
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:31:47 PM
Chances are he'll be in the Warcraft flick at some capacity.
BIG MISTAKE!!
by CeejayNightwing
Jan 4th, 2008
10:32:31 PM
Singers SR was both closure and reintroduction to a Superman for today's audience even though the film lacked enough major action spectacle. Brandon Routh was simply the best Suprman ever to fill the role, i grew up in the 70 with everyone proclaiming Chris Reeve as fantastic but he was cheesy as hell and other than his great face, he was a cornball superman with half a physique. Same goes for Margot Kidder as Lois Lane, she was goofy, bow-legged and not exactly pretty to look at. In terms of doing what Lois Lane was supposed to do, NONE OF THE BIG SCREEN LOIS LANES EVER DID THAT, no real investigative reporting into the villan's plans or unveiling his plots etc, getting captured and having Supes come to save her - EXCEPT Kate Bosworth, so diss her all you want but she actually performed the only decent Lois Lane character onscreen without looking like an anorexic bunny rabbit in a skirt! I say kick Singer off the project but keep Brandon he was superb! Kate was great but i'd rather they recast with an actress who doesn't have to dye her hair just to be a brunette. Give the writing duties for the next Superman film to people who know what they are doing like Paul Dini or Rich Fogel, and give directing duties to someone like Michael Bay who's no nonsense, quick at completeing shoots and likes to deliver spectacle with an extra bang. Yes, Bay directs like he's making a Coke commercial but this is Superman, not Citizen Kane! Whatever happens, KEEP BRANDON ROUTH, he's a godsend, the man got his body language perfectamundo when performing the flying scenes, way better than the cheesy poses of Chris Reeve and more true to the character in the comic. Singers excellent homage to the Richard Donners Superman is done with and its time to move on, so now give Brandon Routh a chance to progress the character past that particular hiccup WB! (and kill the son of Superman in the next movie, just don't pretend it all never happened like they did with ang Lees Hulk, that's just juvenile)
Well fudge.
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:33:30 PM
Thanks for killing that one glimmer of hope Mori.
Thank God I created an account just to react to this
by SachMan
Jan 4th, 2008
10:35:46 PM
Good personally I liked Returns sure it was not amasing but it had a lot of ground to lay if it were continuing of the original Donner movies. Fact is you know Singer will bring out the awsomness in the next outting just look at his X men films, and even if he does not return then whoever they get can just focus on making a Great action pact movie, Fact is Routh is the BEST chioce and they should Stick by him, regarless of the director, JLA thou sounds like the biggest TURD waiting to happen but hey, I just hate it when they replace actors in big movie franchies for no reason (HULK) when all they really had to do was make a better sequal rather than forget the whole thing happened, I meanif your gonna forget the shit then at least wait a few years or a decade so audience can stomach another reicarnation off HULK Sups whatever. Hell these superhero movies are getting way too overblown these days any
Meh...
by The Scarlet Claw
Jan 4th, 2008
10:37:14 PM
The cast of Smallville SHOULD have been given the Supes franchise. Routh playing Reeves is just embarrasing. Wellig's Clark has dignity and depth, Lex is spot on, and the women in Supes life are perfect. Not only that, but Wellig playing Supes in a Batman teamup would be perfect if the perfect Dark Knight were cast as an older, wiser, darker and nastier foil. There has only ever been one Batman for me, and before you say nay nay, watch the film where this guy plays a chef traveling on a train with his daughter/neice, (I forget which). It's a GREAT Batman movie, without Batman. Steven Segal. There...I said it. The jawline, the delivery, the physical precense and badd assary. Damned if he ain't Miller's Batman.
How about asking that "very high-ranking mole"...
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
10:38:53 PM
...if Bosworth is coming back. We need Anne Hathaway as Lois Lane, regardless as to who is playing Supes.
Meh 2...The Re-mehing
by The Scarlet Claw
Jan 4th, 2008
10:39:11 PM
And furthermore, Superman Returns was an insult.
I also liked Routh
by Eaglet1138
Jan 4th, 2008
10:39:59 PM
The only problem with SR was the ending, it needed to be something bigger. But I'd love to see a sequel, even with the same team.
Supermans II and III were the insults
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 4th, 2008
10:46:17 PM
Cheesy shitty sequels. IV also sucked.
Hackman vs. Spacey
by DougMcKenzie
Jan 4th, 2008
10:52:03 PM
Hackman's Luthor was arrogant, boastful, smiling, opportunistic, and distrustful (and had low expectations) of others. Spacey's was cold, sociopathic, managerial, calculating, and enterprising. While both would reach the same plan; Hackman's would get it right away, miss most of the flaws thinking it was genius, and involve as little people as possible; Spacey's would work it out over time, add redundancy and back-uos, then set his henchmen in motion only to have the human factor screw it up. To illustrate the opening scene, when Spacey said "The rest is mine" coldly looking away and leaving, Hackman would say it smiling and tell the old ladies family to leave "His" property. Spacey's might have worked better with less of a dragging story, but it just add more to the dullness and lack of charisma to the movie.
Routh wasn't the problem with SR
by Funketeer
Jan 4th, 2008
10:55:49 PM
Singer was.
LATINO REVIEW = RETARDS
by Mose Schrute
Jan 4th, 2008
10:58:06 PM
Isn't this the site that continued to insist J.J. Abrams was off the STAR TREK movie -- even after J.J. repeatedly confirmed to Harry that Latino Review's "scoop" was a load of shit? If so, please don't waste any more of our time with more links to Latino Review's embarrassing "exclusives."
A great "What If" topic
by california_mtz
Jan 4th, 2008
11:08:05 PM
What if Singer never left X3 to go make Superman? Then, X3 would have been good and Superman would have been better or at least not have been resigned to limbo status after $300 Million was spent on it. Now, the X franchise and the Superman franchise are both tainted. Sigh, if only someone could go back in time like the ghost of Christmas future and alert Singer to the travesty of his deciding to leave X3 for Supes...
Y'know, that doesn't make any sense at all.
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
11:12:35 PM
"Right now, Routh is still Warner's choice to return if they make another stand-alone SUPERMAN film."

If Justice League is as big a hit as they hope it will be, and given the fact that there's already spinoff flicks in the works. Why would they continue Returns? The next stand alone Supes flick would most certainly star the JLA actor.

Sure they say Routh is still in NOW, but I'm wiling to bet they'll drop him if his thing's successful.
After all these talkback posts.....
by wackybantha
Jan 4th, 2008
11:27:57 PM
....the story is bogus!!! Hilarious!!!
Welling is the best
by messi
Jan 4th, 2008
11:39:39 PM
With Smallville heading more into Superman direction, Welling is playing more 'Superman' and even if it's little, he completely nails it and you believe it. When he saved that kid at the damn, it was just a nod but man was it perfect. And when he confronts Bizarro knowing he is beyond his limits, also perfect. The thing with Welling is that the hard part of the character is a believable Clark Kent, a post crisis one at least and that one he comepletly nails, he makes him a realistic person that isn't campy and boy scout or a 'square'. He is just a decent human being with a heart of gold, an everyman with neutral tastes in everything(apolitical, doesn't like music or movies) who just does the right thing. Season 7 has especially shown this with Clark. He is the post crisis Clark Kent and if he nails that, being the public heroic persona of Supes shouldn't be too hard.
FACT: Justice League without Routh and Bale will suck!
by J-Dizzle
Jan 4th, 2008
11:39:41 PM
You know its true, especially if Bale isn't involved.
but no Welling for this horseshit
by messi
Jan 4th, 2008
11:40:10 PM
fuck that, no association with this teen titans movie.
Rosenbaum's Luthor is God
by messi
Jan 4th, 2008
11:48:41 PM
comepletly annihilates Hackman and Spacey's pathetic jokes. A completely realistic Villain who becomes evil over a long time, not a light switch like the comics. Fascinating portrayal, has put Luthor up there with Dr Doom.
It was the best news for the 70th Anniversary of Supes.
by hank henshaw
Jan 4th, 2008
11:54:42 PM
Bryan Singer simply doesn't get what Superman is about (besides lifting stuff). The next Superman movie should be based on the slightly less flawless "Byrne version" of the character. A Superman movie inspired by another Superman movie that was inspired in the Silver Age Superman, in this day and age, was a bad idea. LexCorp CEO Lex Luthor > Petty criminal Luthor. I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out who thought that Supes having a kid was a great idea to have in film.
Rosenbaum's Luthor is God, but...
by Shermdawg
Jan 4th, 2008
11:56:08 PM
...his scenes with Lana over the past two seasons have been awful.
The only bad thing about SR was...
by cornponious
Jan 5th, 2008
12:10:44 AM
that they used the same plot as in the original movie. Same old thing. Lex Luthor wants real estate, and he tries to kill Superman with kryptonite. And there are missles. Boring.
Routh Is Dry. But Superman For Sure
by Frodo T. Baggins
Jan 5th, 2008
12:29:25 AM
Not to mention a good person. And I qoute "As long as they keep making Superman movies. I will be in them" That touched me because. Fuck. Why wouldnt Tobey Maguire or any of the X-men be so devoted? Hes got character.
Steven Seagal for Batman!?!
by otm shank
Jan 5th, 2008
12:42:17 AM
Inspired casting Scarlet Claw. I can see him now with his belly hanging over his utility belt. In one thrilling white knuckle scene we could watch him split his tights at the ass when he attemps to crawl into the batmobile. I LOVE IT!!
I'm sick of "High Ranking Moles"
by Philvis
Jan 5th, 2008
12:44:08 AM
Ask your mole what the hell is up with the JLA cast. If he/she can't answer that, I know they are full of it talking about how they know who is doing what for a sequel/standalone film that doesn't even have a script or anything yet.
Steven Seagal's Batman...
by Philvis
Jan 5th, 2008
12:48:23 AM
His Robin would definitely have to be a rapper with a foul attitude.
Routh's Acting
by darkkelt
Jan 5th, 2008
12:53:37 AM
if you look at the behind the scenes on the hd dvd or dvd of superman returns you can see brandon routh can most certainly act and has real presence when he moves. the problem was the script and what he was asked to do and the way he was shot. having him be still and having the camera always moving around him like he was a god sucked the humanity and soul out of the film. in the original it was who are you. I'm a friend. in this film it was all about how jesus/alien/god like he was. it was possible to create conflict without this. riffing off the original designs and using marlon brando was a great idea. redoing the plot from the original was a bad one. nothing against kate bosworth but she was wrong for that part. young actresses in hollywood right now seem to be lipgloss and very little else. she was too young and just didn't have the experience or chops to play that character. better casting would have been maggie gylanhall. I'd believe she was a hard as nails reporter with a kid. even the kid stuff could have worked if handled right and could definitely be fixed in a sequel to give it emotional context thats not forced or sprung on people letting louise mingenbach fuck up the colors in the suit was a terrible idea and removing the symbol from the cape was too. it made us all smile to see that symbol large as life whether we saw superman from the front or back. I really hope warners retain the good things that were in the film and fix the things that were cocked up like the suit and the plot and the miscasting. bryan singer is a good director. based on usual suspects he's a great director. its just unfortunate his first big fuckup had to be with a character we all love so much I do hope warners don't make the mistake of just throwing the whole idea out and going back to the crappy ideas they wouldn't greenlight for 10 years. we need a sequel. we need one that repairs the fuck ups , casts brandon, shoots him the right way. recasts the parts of lois lane gets the right story with the right mood , the original music with the right colors. they weren't afraid to recast the katie holmes part , they shouldn't be afraid to recast lois. if I was to describe SR it would be muddy and muted in every way. something superman should never be. he should have texture sure. be he needs to be bold and bright
I'm with the majority
by Varakor
Jan 5th, 2008
12:54:28 AM
In that SR was really bad. Routh and Spacey were great though. But warner should consider a big screen smallville movie where Welling finally gets the chance to wear the cape. Maybe toss in an appearance by Bruce Wayne (it can be his return to Gotham and passing through smallville), easiest 100 plus mil weekend ever made. That way WB can end the SR line and start with something fresh. Maybe a new trilogy based around smallville series. I think it can work.
I want another Superman movie more than Batman
by futureman3000
Jan 5th, 2008
01:01:23 AM
I want Superman Returns 2.
Only thing wrong with SR was...
by onephatnelly
Jan 5th, 2008
01:30:30 AM
Kevin Spacey. Don't get me wrong, I adore KS but thought he was all wrong for Lex Luthor. There was no humour and charm in his portrayal IMHO. He phoned his performance in. Brandon Routh, however, was great casting and the movie wasn't as bad as some of the fanboys make out. I'd definitely want to see Man of Steel made, but without Spacey.
Superman Returns 2 ... the shithole from whence it came
by Live.
Jan 5th, 2008
01:31:37 AM
Anyone who wasn't brain dead knew the sequel wasn't happening.
Why wasn't Parker Posey cast as Lois Lane?
by Live.
Jan 5th, 2008
01:35:39 AM
Because Singer is a douche, who cared more about respecting Donner than respecting Superman's characters.
RIP waxy Robo-Routh
by Live.
Jan 5th, 2008
01:44:22 AM
you were a terrible actor and a worse Superman, but at least you had the generic handsomeness of a mall mannequin.
Just be thankful
by onephatnelly
Jan 5th, 2008
01:46:29 AM
... that Brett Ratner didn't direct this. It would have sucked balls much worse than any effort by Singer.
Brad Bird's Superman
by Live.
Jan 5th, 2008
02:15:46 AM
would please children and adults. It could keep the legacy alive for the next generation. If we want Superman to be vital and thriving into the far future, kids today need to learn to love him. Right now he is "old, tired, and boring" to them. Kids wear their Spiderman pajamas to bed, dreaming of Captain Jack battling Batman on the high seas. To them, Superman is just a character for old folks wrapped in nostalgia. That's just sad. There is no reason today's kids shouldn't love Superman as much as their parents and grand-parents.

The bone structure of a great character is there. He just needs a great storytelling director and charismatic actor to flesh him out.

I thought Routh was awesome.
by WONKABAR
Jan 5th, 2008
02:57:40 AM
And yes, JL with Bale and Routh would have been sweet. Marvel sounds like they have the right idea with Avengers
GEEK COMBINED EFFORTS
by Kirbymanly
Jan 5th, 2008
03:05:46 AM
Regardless of what you think of "Superman Returns"... I think we're almost all in agreement that Routh is a pretty damn good Superman/Clark Kent, given what he had to work with. We've done it before and let's do it again... Raise your voice and to let them know that Routh needs another shot at this!
Philvis
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 5th, 2008
03:28:58 AM
They are completely different franchises, and the decision makers on each are different groups of people. They are on different development tracks, and I am only telling you that I am confident... MAN OF STEEL is not a dead issue and Routh is definitely in the picture at the moment.
glad he wasn't replaced by sum1 YOUNGER, but still would like ca
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2008
04:12:00 AM
caveizel
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2008
04:14:52 AM
brad bird sucks dick for loose change
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2008
04:16:32 AM
Kirbymanly
by messi
Jan 5th, 2008
04:23:32 AM
you mean a damn good christopher reeve impersonater. That was silver age bullshit. I hate the bumbling Clark. Welling's Clark is how it should be, one a few years down the track since he's a few years from Superman, but the idea is right.
Queefer Bukkake
by messi
Jan 5th, 2008
04:27:15 AM
You know fuck all about Superman, Welling's Clark is a younger version of a post crisis Clark Kent. Jeph Loeb, Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch also agree. Suck a dick. Plus physically he is exactly like Superman.
Welling's Clark "a few years from Superman"?
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 5th, 2008
04:58:30 AM
Welling is fucking 30 for Christ sakes, if he's still got a few years to go then he'll be retired by the time he wears a fucking cape. "oldest...Superboy...ever"
Superman Returns 2: Super kids united
by Pipple
Jan 5th, 2008
05:06:28 AM
Superman Returns 2 .. angsting like a teenage emo girl
by Live.
Jan 5th, 2008
05:15:10 AM
all waxy Routh needed was lots of black eyeliner to complete the feel. Even full on goth girl was beyond achieving for this limp dickless take on Superman.
Why are people reacting to Variety?
by the ageless stranger
Jan 5th, 2008
05:19:07 AM
It doesn't actually SAY anything we didn't already know regarding Routh; "The next Superman we will see on the big screen will not be Brandon Routh, but a younger Superman among a cast of youthful superheroes in The Justice League." The NEXT Superman. It doesn't say anything about Routh definitely not being back for a stand-alone Superman film, it just says Singer won't be. (and I'm not believing that yet either) And we already knew that the JL film would be before the next Superman anyway, so what have they told us? Variety has done this before, where they post a story full of vague references, and the rest of the internet jumps on it, calling it fact. Until I hear something more reliable than a collaboration between Variety and a Latino Review mole, I'm not buying it.
FREE MR. NICE GAIUS!!!!
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
06:03:23 AM
C'mon, AICN, let him back in! It's not like you banned him or anything. Fix his account! Cloverfield is almost upon us and we need the Cthulhu dance!
Superman Returns
by kwisatzhaderach
Jan 5th, 2008
07:31:47 AM
one of the worst films i've ever seen in my life. Totally lifeless. Routh's not to blame though. Singer is.
Supermman Returns as in "Redux"
by Stalkeye
Jan 5th, 2008
08:01:48 AM
Singer should have completed the XMen trilogy, and done us all a favor instead of having Ratner helm X(lax) 3.

Another reason to hate on SR.

Why cast Routh?
by Dr Gregory House
Jan 5th, 2008
08:03:02 AM
Lexington Steele IS the obvious choice.
will there even be a superman sequel?
by BMacSmith
Jan 5th, 2008
08:39:20 AM
in ten years?
The real problem
by SCUBADONC
Jan 5th, 2008
09:01:42 AM
Why don't we ever get to see superman's rogue's gallery in these movies? I love superman and love routh was great, but take a lesson from batman. His villians make him cool. Give us parasite! Hell, give us doomsday for one movie and the aftermath of supes' death for the next movie. Or go batman returns and focus the film on the villians. I think we've had enough of luthor.
glad theyre making JLA as elseworld
by pipergates
Jan 5th, 2008
09:15:57 AM
the DC universe is rich enough to be handled in a variety of different styles. glad they realize Routh wasn't the problem too.
Singer was the problem, not the actors...
by Freefinger
Jan 5th, 2008
09:25:13 AM
Even if I totally disliked the Lois Lane choice I still feel that Kate would've been an idiot to pass this opportunity when it was made to her.

Some could also argue that she should've read the script before signing because it was clearly on paper that Lane would become the worst character to have ever grace the screens since she became a horrible mother and is ready to dump a man that helped her with her kid knowing full well that he was not the father, but that would be another post.

Routh and Spacey for me were very good choices, spacey for the acting talent and Routh for the look(It'll be determined if he does have any acting skills in the next movie since SR had no actual lines or story for the main character).

I'll blame Singer totally for this mess, him and his two idiots screenwriters. They tore the shit out of every character.

1) Jimmy: Even though they did a perfect replica of the 50's Jimmy, this is the new millennia so a more up to date and less "Oh gosh it's Clark!" character would've given the character some integrity, some reality and would not have looked so freaking ridiculously gayish. Look at what they did on Smallville, yes they made the younger guy the same age as the rest but he as more substance than a banana peel.

2) Perry: WTF!!! This is the guy who tears hole in the floor for a news story; in this one all he does is stand there and do nothing, then walks out of the building to see Superman grab the damn globe... The guy never even yells to his reporters to get the story all he does is look at them and says "Well.. What are you waiting for, go out there.." In a calm matter, WTF!!! That isn't Perry..

3) Lane: Way too much issues for this one to even mention other than deadbeat mother who'll whore herself at Superman the first time she sees him over a good guy who helped her build a 20 million dollar house on a reporter's and helicopter pilot salaries... I'm guessing Singer didn't do his research on salaries.

4) Luthor: actually the only character that did not go thru a major change, so kinda good for that, but! If you're doing anew Superman movie, why not update the Main villain to the same status he has now in the comics? Make it that he got out of prison as they said, then went back to stealing and all that stuff and so that he wouldn’t get caught he built/stole an empire named/renamed it Luthor Corp and is seen by the public as one inmate that changed his ways so they now like him because he projects that people can change, yet he still does all of this evil crap in the background... Nope, they go with the story that makes him a billionaire by stealing a dying woman's money when we all know that any rich as hell family would've counter the testament and won since she signed it without proper legal representation and that the signature was done on her last breath which would make her unable to have done an objective choice. I guess when you get 12 year old retards to write your story you sort of miss those legal technicalities.

5) Superman/Clark: I'm still amazed that they were even part of this movie. Heck a maximum of 10 lines I think for the major character? Gotta be a record for a speaking lead role! He did nothing with this one; the damn guy returns from his dead world, he dresses back up as Clark and goes back to the old job, C'mon! Even Supe's gotta be depressed and you just can't just jump right back in like that. All the character does is stands on the farm, throws a baseball, then stands in the Planet building and looks like an idiot, goes for a beer with jimmy and whistles for a cab. Superman he saves a plane that is about to crash on the same day he came back (Wow talk about coincidence, if I inspected this one the first one I would talk to is the man himself "Explain to me why you come back and suddenly everything goes crazy, you must be behind all of this!"), then he flies around for a while saving the world again, then tries to mess up a relationship between Lois and White, peeps on them, become mad when he sees someone went into his crib but didn't clean up after MTV, goes to save the deadbeat mom who almost kills her son and the only man with some dignity in this movie... hell... this Superman his a disgrace to the legend they built.

6) that damn Kitty character: why.. why give Luthor another idiot girl? Make the character stronger give her an IQ that would be more realistic, not a challenger to a potato skin...

7) Kal Penn... Why even give the guy a role when you cut off everything and make him another idiot around Luthor... He's Indian at least make him do something that looks like he's using that brain!

All of this mess was created by Singer, so if he's off the next one then that would also take care of the double mint twin retards that helped him with this shitty movie, so just that would make the next movie better than Gigli which would mean profit potential for WB. Now let's get a real film director on the next one, get Kevin Smith for Christ’s sake, hell give it to one of the head writers at DC Comics at least the character wouldn’t be ripped to shreds and we could do a whole "Batman Begins" theme where all the other films never existed, Singer wanted to get the fans to forget Superman 3 and so on by making his movie right after Supe's 2, but all he actually did was make us want to forget his botched attempt...

Superman was fine
by BRUTICUS
Jan 5th, 2008
09:51:48 AM
The script had very nice superman moments.

But overall, wholeheartedly, the script SUCKED ASS!!!! First point being, Superman wanted the crystal, the small piece of his heritage back, he was pretty clear to Luthor about that. Then he never even bothered to look for it when Luthor dropped it?? Second, the kid.... I'm sorry but you're CLONING Superman. Now their are two Superman. Don't you see how this kills the strength of the character? Knowing that there is another out there (even if it is a child) like him? Superman should be the only one, at least for a movie that was a reboot in only the style of a continuation. It was still a reboot.

Spacey was good as Luthor, Routh was good as Superman
by BRUTICUS
Jan 5th, 2008
09:53:49 AM
BUT THE SCRIPT SUCKED
Glad to hear Routh is going to return.
by rbatty024
Jan 5th, 2008
10:32:47 AM
Superman Returns was a nice return to form for the beleaguered series, and even though it had a few minor problems, it was largely a well crafted and clever film. I for one am looking forward for both Routh and Singer to return to the series.
So Now Who Directs?
by Jazner
Jan 5th, 2008
11:00:06 AM
Personally, I want to see Singer finish what he started. I liked SR, and moreover, X2 blew the doors off of the first X-Men. So Bryan is still my first choice. That said, I want a darker movie in SR2 featuring a new villain like Braniac. That said, put Ridley Scott directing and Jason Issacs as Dr. Fine. I'd see that movie.
Singer and the script where the main
by veritasses
Jan 5th, 2008
11:09:05 AM
problems with SR. Singer is a very good single scene director. He knows all the little things to include in a scene, he knows exactly how to shoot each and every one of them and how they're all going to fit together. If he had a better command of understanding how to take these scenes and build them around a strong, credible, fun hero's arc that rises up to a big finale he'd be gold. But he doesn't really understand the Hero's story as well as some other directors/story tellers so his films feel somewhat underwhelming... X, X2 and SR were 'ok' but weren't great, impressive films because the stories and the way he built up the stories on screen lacked cohesion and testosterone. They certainly were not what representative of what a superhero movie could or should be.
Brandon deserves to be Superman for as long as he wants.
by riskebiz
Jan 5th, 2008
11:29:22 AM
He was great as Kent/Superman. It is not his fault the film didn't perform to expectations. In fact, one of the only bright spots was him. They found their Superman ... they should stick with him. Stupidest thing they ever decided was not using him for JLA.
routh was great!
by BUCK.STARBLASTER
Jan 5th, 2008
11:47:12 AM
Routh was not the problem with superman returns. the movie was boring.slow paced and boring.lois and lex were totaly miscast(sorry you could tell that space did not take it seriously)and the plot was retarted.the costume sucked to(I heard the fashion designer say that she did not like all the primary colors,well thats fucken superman!get used to it!).routh however was perfect.I do not care if he sucked brian singers cock to get the part(he did)he was great.screw justice league.we all want a superman batman with routh and bale.
A Valentine to a More Innocent Age
by FlyingToupee
Jan 5th, 2008
11:52:50 AM
SR was a very good, character driven film. It certainly had more heart than TRANSFORMERS, PIRATES III, SHREK III and all of Michael Bay's films combined. What it lacked was action, but that is something that can be remedied in a sequel. The idea that Superman and Lois can't have a kid are just juvenile fanboy rantings. Characters need to grow, a film with wall to wall battles and no plot might please the PS3/XBox generation, but it would ultimately be empty. We'll see the results of something like this firsthand when that trainwreck of a JLA movie is foisted on the public.
I'd take Danny Devito over Welling.
by FlyingToupee
Jan 5th, 2008
11:56:10 AM
Supes to Lois: You lousy minx I should have had you spayed! You sent out all the signals, and I don't like you anymore! Supes then uses his superbreath to send Lois flying through space, where she finally lands on the moon and has a big fight with Nuclear Man.
JLA smallville the movie would work
by BUCK.STARBLASTER
Jan 5th, 2008
12:05:21 PM
cast routh as supes, erika duance(best lois ever!)as lois and rosenboum as lex(he is great!).loosely base it in the smallville universe and focus on the relationship between superman and batman(dark vs light)with the other jl members as the supporting cast.It would make millions.alas, the wb just does not get it.
BALTAR
by DoctorWho?
Jan 5th, 2008
12:09:23 PM
Moriarty mentioned this in a talkback here a day or two ago...said this is not the monster, AICN has been flooded with those pics and to please stop.
Routh needs a better movie, like Clooney as Batman
by JDanielP
Jan 5th, 2008
12:22:40 PM
In the end, it doesn't matter WHO is in the superhero suit...when the movie isn't quite what it needs to be. And I stick to my guns. Clooney could have been a great Bruce Wayne/Batman, under the right direction. He could have been fantastic, as I believe Routh can be. It's just a matter of capturing all the right elements on screen, you know?
That is, Routh and Clooney need better material.
by JDanielP
Jan 5th, 2008
12:29:28 PM
Sometimes, I need to be more clear. Sounds like I was slamming "SUPERMAN RETURNS", with my previous post-heading. It's not that I thought "SUPERMAN RETURNS" was horrible. I just didn't think it was that good. "BATMAN AND ROBIN" on the other hand,...now THAT is a horrible movie. But it was NOT George Clooney's fault.
Still think Routh is out...
by Philvis
Jan 5th, 2008
12:35:27 PM
I have nothing against the guy. Thought he did well enough, but it was 100% imitation of Christopher Reeves on a tribute movie. From what I have been reading around the way, Warner Brothers didn't want it known that Routh was out yet, so now you are going to have a misinformation campaign to combat the real news...something WB is good at lately. I fully expect to see Routh replaced by the JLA Supes if all goes well with that. If he isn't good for him...just pray for him that the next standalone Supes film doesnt go the direction of SR.
Superman Returns sucked
by hallmitchell
Jan 5th, 2008
12:40:53 PM
And I don't blame Routh at all. Remember the hype going into the film. Bryan Singer and his writing team were coming off X men 1 and 2. Kevin Spacey was signed. Yet the film sucked big time. Little action, too soap opera. A massive dissapointment. Bryan was too busy paying homage to Superman one and two. I think it's such a shame that the last three superman movies have been woeful. It will easily be another ten years until you see another superman movie.
And what they should do.
by hallmitchell
Jan 5th, 2008
12:46:23 PM
Dust off the Kevin Smith. Superman script. Make it. And I blame Tim Burton for sabotaging the Kevin movie.
Thanks for the update... but what about the Singer/out rumor?
by Kirbymanly
Jan 5th, 2008
12:47:45 PM
That was part of the original story as well
I thought Routh made an excellent Superman
by odysseus
Jan 5th, 2008
12:59:01 PM
They should use him again.
The reboot idea is awful, whether it's Supes or Hulk.
by rbatty024
Jan 5th, 2008
01:03:12 PM
If you want another directions (i.e. more action, less thought) that's fine, but don't ditch the previous efforts. I wish they hadn't done a reboot on Ang Lee's Hulk. I for one loved the original. It was thoughtful and took the material seriously while acknowledging the pulp roots (pretty much what everyone was asking a superhero movie to do until they realized that meant less action). They could have easily started the film with Bruce Banner on the run in South America and made it into a more action oriented film without doing away with the first movie. Likewise, it would be a mistake to reboot the Superman franchise. Let Singer do a more action oriented Superman if you want, but don't ditch the first film. I actually like characterization and thoughtful metaphors about our world, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't mind an action filled Superman or Hulk so long as they didn't piss on the first film. You can be sure I'll be downloading the Hulk movie this summer.
Superman should be noble but a hardass!
by Hotscot
Jan 5th, 2008
01:06:35 PM
While I respect Brandon R and his efforts I felt he was too bland and lightweight. (Maybe that was the direction though.) And why oh why do many people feel that he should be channeling Chris Reeve? Lets move on...not back. Let's have different interpretations of Supes, not just the wide eyed hick/naive pretty boy from the country. If you haven't already you should check out the graphic novel Kingdom Come. That's the superman I want to see. A man not a kid. Real drama, real sense of danger, not just contrived scenes of catching and lifting things. And Luthor? What a joke in SR. Luthor is supposed to be a ruthless genius who squashes and kills any opponents who inconvenience him, not a comedy clown. (In fact Spacey should have played him like his character in Seven. Genius scary psycho.) I guess to me the Superman movies feel too juvenile when what I really want are the type of stories I read in the Superman comics today. If you read those you know what I mean.
Smallville is weak, Welling is wooden, Durance overacts badly, a
by JTStyler
Jan 5th, 2008
01:11:14 PM
but Rosenbaum as Lex owns. Let me clear something up for all you Smallville fanboys. If you shat a turd and ate it every day, eventually you would think that that turd was caviar. Smallville has good effects and Rosenbaum, everything else in it is turd. Welling is Superboy nothing else, he suffers from that well-known CW affliction - MTA-itis. Model-turned-actor - he is so wooden. Lana Lang's character is a simpering and deeply stupid character who still hasn't figured out Clark's identity. Durance - great rack but mistakes overacting for charisma. Oh and don't get my started on the yearly re-set button. The writing and dialogue are atrocious - that Justice League episode made me feel physically unwell. Smallville is basically Roswell meets Dawson's Creek plus a liberal bastardised sprinkling of the Superman myth. Thank God for the Luthors and Schneider - great performance. Rosenbaum is the closest to comicbook Lex we have ever had but even he sometimes cannot rise above the mediocre writing. Welling should never be Supes and I have no interest in Smallville the movie and I'll wager neither does the general public. I'm not sure Welling wants that either, risking being typecast for life. Keep Routh - he was great, new writers. Simple solution. Oh and kill this Justice League joke. The Styler has spoken.
Even for a character driven movie
by veritasses
Jan 5th, 2008
01:19:13 PM
SR was underwhelming. First of all, people don't go to big budget, iconic, summer release, super hero movies for a quiet "character driven" experience. But forgetting that, SR underperformed as a character driven piece as well. A good character driven movie needs much better dialog, character interactions, relationships, motivations, supporting sub plots etc. SR missed on all those marks. If it's supposed to be a character driven piece then everything needs to support that. All the emotional moments were also just rather flat. All the scenes depicting romance, longing, anguish even the comedic moments. And the acting for some of the key roles (namely Lois, Luthor, the kid) were weak. Clearly though Singer does have talent and SR wasn't a terrible movie.... it was just clearly not all that it could've/should've been.
I've tried to watch Smallville several times, but...
by rbatty024
Jan 5th, 2008
01:20:02 PM
didn't make it through a full episode. I don't mind a little soap opera in my TV, but you have to first make me care about the characters. The acting is wooden and the dialogue is worse.
Routh should be SUPERMAN in JUSTICE LEAGUE
by Demode
Jan 5th, 2008
01:27:31 PM
The Superman movies need a reboot. New Director. New cast. New Superman. I would rather see Nolan direct a new Superman movie after his Batman 3 gets made............. That said, I think Brandon Routh should be sent over to Justice League. He really is a great Superman. It gets rid of all the weak links from Suerman Returns... no Spacey, no Bosworth, NO KID... but keeps the #1 thing that worked in the film. I think it would be smart to keep him and have him be Superman in Justice League. Superman Returns can serve a 'prequel' to the Justice League movie in that regard. It also helps keep SR selling in DVD sales, and allows it to be packaged with a Justice League trilogy.
PS. Superman Returns is a good film but....
by JTStyler
Jan 5th, 2008
01:30:13 PM
SR is a good film. Yes, it should have been great, yes it has flaws - needs more action etc. But Brandon Routh was great, plane sequence was fabulous and Spacey was rather good. What is more disturbing is that a lot of people in the geek community seem incapable of seeing thing in shades - things are always black or white. The movie is either Oscar-worthy or dogshit. It's quite sad. We flock to mindless movies like Transformers, Live Free or Die hard (which lacks any soul compared to the previous 3) we make excuses for soulless, company-driven dreck like Ghost Rider and Fantastic four: it's fun, it's for the kids - yadda, yadda yadda but along comes SR trying to tell an emotional grown-up story and we tear it a new one. I can forgive Ang Lee's Hulk - at least it didn't fail for a lack of ideas. You lot are the very reason why we had to suffer through FF 2... because you condoned FF1. Hope you're proud of yourselves. With any luck, Incredible Hulk will be full of action but devoid of any intelligence. We are very quick to turn on people - Bryan Singer is now the Antichrist after SR when after x1 and 2, he was a legend. And the homophobic abuse is frankly juvenile. Let's go back and retcon X2 - it's not really one of the greatest superhero movies of all time - it's dogshit really. Singer is a shit director - after all Usual Suspect is overrated. X3 was better than X2. Sam Raimi is now a know-nothing hack after Spiderman 3 and should be strung up. My fellow geeks, grow up.
if nic cage plays supes....
by irrelevntelefant
Jan 5th, 2008
01:51:09 PM
exactly which color kryptonite give him male patern baldness?
He's the lead, he's the main problem
by AlwaysThere
Jan 5th, 2008
02:01:41 PM
He should be gone, even if it isn't already.
looks too young
by ZeroCorpse
Jan 5th, 2008
02:47:35 PM
Not authoritarian. Looks like Superboy. Bleh.
New Story/New Villans
by Prefect Maximus
Jan 5th, 2008
03:05:44 PM
Need new villans. Have a gang rob a bank. Supes swoops in too save the day. The gangs leader gets horrible disfigured. If you have to have Luthor in the movie he rebuilds the gangs leader into METALLO, who returns later in the movie to take on Supes. Have Mercy Graves, someone like Kate Beckingsale as Lex's kickass bodyguard. Or do a movie where Supes takes on Solomon Grundy in the beginning and Luthor experimenting on his own Superfreak creates Parasite. Just need new villans I say.....Oh yeah and have Bruce Wayne appear in Smallville as, wait for it, Bruce Wayne, he can clash with Lex in a big Power/Money deal like outbidding him for something like a government project or important real estate and sweeping Lois or Lana off their feet while in town and also assisting clark against Lex.
Mr. Nice Gaius? IN TROUBLE?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
03:29:41 PM
[dons cape] To the batmobile! Free Mr. Nice Gaius!!!
Superman Returns Was Awesome
by Colier Rannd
Jan 5th, 2008
03:36:52 PM
Brandon Routh is Superman. The movie was about a billion times better than that snooze fest Christopher Nolan made (of course that could be several movies as he doesn't make any other kind). If they dump Singer and go with KungFu Superman you all get what you deserve, it's just a shame fans of SR will have to also pay for your idiocy.
Routh is the least of the worries.
by mrfan
Jan 5th, 2008
03:41:37 PM
How about getting a better script from new writers. If this is happening please excuse my being late to the game. Most of the blame of SR should be on the director. Get a new one also.
Nevehagin... you want in "non-gay"...
by Kid Z
Jan 5th, 2008
04:07:58 PM
... But you wanna include that trannie-from-hell Ann Coulter? WTF?
That's right, 'Cholera!
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
04:35:46 PM
MNG needs us! The call must be heard!

Hate put him behind bars, but love is gonna bust him out!

In a totally non-gay way, of course...

Since when did MNG get banned?
by Turd Furgusen
Jan 5th, 2008
04:43:04 PM
He's one of the few decent posters. First guy to reply to a question I had a long time ago when I first signed up. I hope they let him back.

I agree that Routh was good. He'd be better with a better script and plot

Save our Superman!!
by boyblue
Jan 5th, 2008
04:45:48 PM
Smallville is fine if your fucking 12 and dont know any better. Welling will forever be the plank from Cheaper by the Dozen!! Superman Returns may have had it's faults, but I loved it, my kids loved it, fuck everyone I know in the real world loved it!! Routh, Singer et al all deserve a second crack at it since the first was a great stepping off point and we have been told the next would up the ante in all areas. Bring on the Man of Steel!!
Scott Porter Superman in JLA
by zooch
Jan 5th, 2008
04:56:29 PM
The guy from Friday Night Lights. I think he's the last one who was rumored to be the favorate to play Superman in JLA. If SR sequel gets scrapped, could he be the new Superman?
Turd
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
05:00:31 PM
He didn't get banned. There is some glitch which is preventing him from logging on to AICN talkback. He's e-mailed both Harry and Mori about this but received no reply. Since he has done nothing wrong, he rightly refuses to adopt a new moniker.

It is now up to us to rally support for our esteemed comrade.

FREE MR. NICE GAIUS!!

Routh Should Keep the Role
by Wolfman Nards
Jan 5th, 2008
05:13:11 PM
Okay, so people didn't like the whole "Lois and Clark have a love child" thing but honestly, what other director is going to WANT to take over that story line? Singer needs to come back and redeem himself. I personally thought it was a pretty great movie. It wasn't your typical Super-Hero movie... it was more of a closing of the Richard Donner/Christopher Reed story line. Now all Singer needs to do is make his "Wrath of Kahn" as promised. If they recast Superman then I won't see it.
Oh yeah....
by Wolfman Nards
Jan 5th, 2008
05:15:40 PM
And Justice League is on track to be just awful. Straight to DVD anyone? You have Batman already. You have Superman. Just stick with it. There is in no way possible that a movie with "Wonder Woman" in it will have any credibility.
Thanks Doc
by Turd Furgusen
Jan 5th, 2008
05:26:42 PM
I totally agree. Free Mr. Nice Gaius, please. He could try to contact Steadfast Networks too.
Who is MR.NICE GAIUS and why is he in trouble?
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
05:28:02 PM
I understand he is a TB,but what really bad thing must have he posted to get in trouble(since I witnessed the Silverfinger thing I dont get the whole banned and coming back thing)?Can somebody explain?Or is it a insider joke or something?
JESUS I AM BLIND!idiot travis(looks sadly at Doc`s post)
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
05:31:21 PM
It doesn't seem to be a joke.
by Turd Furgusen
Jan 5th, 2008
05:36:58 PM
MNG and Doc have been on here for years. I signed up six or more years ago.

People usually say something pretty offensive to get kicked off. (ie: racist) I don't think MNG would do anything like that, he's a pretty decent guy. I hope they fix the glich and get him back. If nothing else, for the cthulhu dance.

If MNG had been banned...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
05:43:08 PM
...all of his posts would have disappeared and I think the banned actually get notified in some way that they've been booted.

According to MNG, he discovered that he suddenly just couldn't log in anymore. He's tried appealing to Harry and Mori but hasn't received a response yet.

He's a troll-slaying champion and all-round good guy, the latter being a particularly rare commodity in talkback these days.

FREE MR. NICE GAIUS!!

How long has he had this problem?
by Shermdawg
Jan 5th, 2008
05:55:44 PM
I've had this problem a few times. There's the glitch where you'll enter your sign in info, and it will appear it didn't register. Then if ya close your browser, and go back to the site you'll now be logged in.

Then there's the glitch where you leave the site, come back and you're mysteriously logged out, you can't log back in, the exiting/relaunching browser solution won't work, and the only way to fix it is to dump your cache and restart your computer. (This one happened a lot after the "upgrade" to the site last year.)
Hold on, MNG! ATTN: AICN Moderators
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
06:00:14 PM
This is an official letter of inquiry regarding the status of Talkbacker Mr. Nice Gaius a.k.a. "MNG" a.k.a. He Who Bears The Cthulu Dance. His presence is requested for his anti-trolling services, Cthulu Dance Mayhem, and all-round good guyness, the latter, indeed, being a rare commodity on the boards. May love bust him free! (in a totally non-gay way, of course)
Thanks, Shermdawg
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
06:03:38 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius, if you're out there, and can hear me, heed the glitch report of Shermdawg. It may be the beacon of hope you've been waiting for. Don't give up!
Troll slayer`s are cool!Maybe we should all E-MAIL the dudes..
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
06:07:12 PM
who run this site?
Routh didnt do a reeves impression...
by Zerofun
Jan 5th, 2008
06:11:02 PM
Routh didn't do a great Reeves impression .. he did a great superman impression.. STFU you donky lovers that say otherwise.
PRESIDENT BALTAR
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2008
06:12:04 PM
aicn didn't run the pic because its ancient, and not cloverfield.

buhbye.

Too bad. Hated Routh.
by samsquanch
Jan 5th, 2008
06:25:36 PM
popular opinion around here, I know. The guy just didn't look anything like Supes. I would have bought 47 year old Nic Cage and his pouty lips and brown hair more than soap star Routh and his fake blue contacts.
Superman Returns was brilliant.
by Bellock
Jan 5th, 2008
06:41:11 PM
For me, Singer's best film. It moved me deeply, as "Secret Identity" moved me as a comic book. Of course, you have to love comic books, and to understand the mythology. I think, however, that "Man of steel", should be directed (by Singer of course) as a more mainstream movie, to make the franchise durable. Finally, i have to say i don't understand the argument about this film. It made more money than "Batman Begins", has more memorable sequences (give me just one from BB that can stands the camparison with the falling plane in SR), and permitted to discover a new actor (fortunately, everybody agrees with this).
Maybe we could...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
06:42:19 PM
...get together and do a talkbacker "We Are The World" or, more appropriately, "Ain't Gonna Play Sun City" type of record for MNG?
How about...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
06:45:58 PM
...an immediate cessation of all actions against trolls until MNG is released?
"Relocation...
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
06:50:17 PM
...in a foreign cyber-land,

'Carceration of Gaius I can't understand,

I, I, I, I, Iiii ain't gonna bitchsmack no trooooolls!"

Still nothing from HEADGEEK or MORIARTY?WHY?
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
06:56:06 PM
Aint we worth it?
I guess that's the problem with you SUPERMAN RETURNS haters
by Mr Incredible
Jan 5th, 2008
06:58:38 PM
You just didn't "understand" it. Bullshit. The movie sucked. Plain and simple. Start over again. Keep Routh and really give him something to do the next time.
Guys...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 5th, 2008
07:03:08 PM
... it's being addressed. I've forwarded the problem to our tech guys. I can't fix it myself, and I'm not sure what happened to his login, but we'll get to it as soon as possible. No one's trying to deny him access to the site, okay?
You did it DocPazuzu!
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
07:08:12 PM
Mori
by DocPazuzu
Jan 5th, 2008
07:21:35 PM
I don't think anybody thought it was intentional, just an annoying glitch of sorts.

Thanks for the action taken.

I'm glad that was untrue
by CherryValance
Jan 5th, 2008
07:59:00 PM
Routh is perfect, imo.
Routh is a great Superman/Clark
by veritasses
Jan 5th, 2008
08:15:57 PM
He really did a fantastic job. And with the right story and screenplay (and if Singer stays out of the writing process), Singer could be the right director. But I really wouldn't mind if some other proven, credible director were given the job.
Something People Keep Forgetting About SR
by Colier Rannd
Jan 5th, 2008
08:34:32 PM
Superman Returns is not a stand alone film and that's something everyone keeps forgetting. It's a setup. It sets up the next movie. It's probably meant to be part one of a trilogy. No one had a problem with Batman Begins being boring as hell (how many times do we need to see his origin? Right, so shut up about Luthor returning too). Why? Because even though it would put an insomniac to sleep, it was a set up for the next movie. Which will probably be boring too but at least we'll know the first was a set up. I say give Singer and Routh the sequel and see how it comes out.
thanks, Moriarty
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
08:45:26 PM
I wasn't sure what the deal was, but thought I would try and find out or at least try to draw attention to the glitch. I'm impressed at the quick response concerning fellow talkbacker. Hear that, MNG? Tech support is looking into it! And here I was warming up my singing voice for the Free MNG album...
To get back on topic...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 5th, 2008
09:05:10 PM
Batman Begins 4Life! Down with Superstalker Returns for the Second Time!
Durance has a great rack! I enjoy watching Smallville
by teethgnasher
Jan 5th, 2008
09:24:19 PM
Ha!
I'd like to see where they'd take it
by F69
Jan 5th, 2008
09:48:13 PM
I remember hearing somewhere that the whole premise for the next film revolved around that huge Kryptonite island basically settling into orbit somewhere and Superman risks going there again because he wants to get his fathers crystals back. Then, once he gets to this 'New Krypton' a load of embryos or bacteria latch onto his spaceship and once back on earth grow into giant super powered monsters with kryptonite part of their DNA. It's probably a bunch of bullshit but there's definatly room to expand on SR
they need a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER in the
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
10:04:19 PM
third act of Superman Returns again!I loved the first one!
MEMO TO MNG
by NoHubris
Jan 5th, 2008
10:14:10 PM
Hang in there. It looks like it's almost over

Expecting you back with the force of an Adama-Atmo FTL Jump Maneuver.

Adama-Atmo FTL Jump Maneuver KICK ASS!
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
10:16:17 PM
That is a good one!
Thanks, travis-dane
by NoHubris
Jan 5th, 2008
10:19:53 PM
Mr. Nice Gaius IS the TB version of aforementioned maneuver. ;-)
To that post by Mr Saxon!
by EvilDoeR
Jan 5th, 2008
10:30:54 PM
[The problem with casting WELLING.....is that you effectively bring with him the whole backstory of Smallville. If you don't add the other members of the cast, it's going to be confusing to the younger Smallville audience. And if you do add the other members of the cast, it becomes SMALLVILLE: THE MOVIE rather than SUPERMAN.] Dude SMALLVILLE is about SUPERMAN! Who cares! It's SUPERMAN the movie regardless! What are you fucking retarded? Don't you know that Superman grows up in SMALLVILLE? I mean come on think out side the box man! For crying out loud that's the lamest, and dumbest excuse I have heard from anyone when it comes to not casting Welling. The best thing for the WB to do is fire Singer, fire Routh, and cast Welling as the new MAN OF STEEL in JLA, and if that movie is a mega block buster then continue solo movies with Welling as Superman. Yes the main cast from the show would follow but seriously who cares they are all good actors! Id love to see Chloe & Lois from the show on the big screen with Superman played by Welling, and Lex by M.R! That cast rocks! Much better then the POS cast from SR! Singerman sucked major balls, and that's why it's not going on... God bless the writers for this strike because I believe this will be the final help the WB will need to get Welling for JLA without messing up Smallvilles shooting schedule. WELLING IS THIS GENERATIONS SUPERMAN!!!
Hope to see him soon!Destroying a TROLL!
by travis-dane
Jan 5th, 2008
10:33:06 PM
Can`t wait!Your Post is funny shit man!Just cracked me up!
MR. NICE GAIUS TO REPLACE ROUTH!
by DoctorWho?
Jan 5th, 2008
11:00:46 PM
I'm there! He's had my back many a time and I'm sure Moriarty and co are on the case.
SR was shit
by brobdingnag
Jan 5th, 2008
11:12:19 PM
Routh cannot act. The only people in this TB that think he was good want to fuck him, thats it. Bad plot, bad dialog, bad acting (Even Spacey was just collecting a check). Kill this shit now and cut its head off so it can't come back.
Routh Not the Problem
by tallsy
Jan 5th, 2008
11:25:32 PM
Personally, I would have cast Cavill who has tremendous personal charm. I don't understand the KS love. He's a very good actor generally, but I found him very one note. Marsden was very good, but his character shouldn't have been in the movie so that sorta cancels itself out.
Man of Steel Solution to Superman Returns storyline...
by wackybantha
Jan 5th, 2008
11:35:03 PM
....it was allll a dreeeaammmm!!!
THANK JOREL!! ROUTH WILL RETURN
by riddleman1674
Jan 6th, 2008
12:45:11 AM
Fuckin soooooooooooo sick of the goddamn inconsistency with these characters. And don't give me this bullshit about Superman being a huge name that's bigger than just one guy playing him. If that was the fuckin case then Daniel Radcliffe would have got the boot after Sorcerer's Stone. Take note you clueless executive assholes! Believe it or not, consistency works. The HP franchise is sheer proof of that. Routh was the best thing to happen to the then long dead Superman movie franchise. Great actor and fit the part. Yeah everyone had to bitch and whine about the script and the love story, but oh well. I personally think it followed the line of the first X-Men. Kinda setting up the characters for what was to be inevitably the badass sequel that everyone got. The next Supes movie WILL deliver. Singer knows his shit. I have faith. Oh and BTW, FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK this Justice League movie and it's soon to be teenie bopper cast. 'Nuff said.....
He just doesn't look like Supes.
by samsquanch
Jan 6th, 2008
12:55:29 AM
Aren't there any lantern-jawed, barrel-chested, black Irish actors who look good with a close-cropped haircut in Hollywood? Hell, Adam fucking Baldwin looks more like Superman TODAY than Routh does.

And as for all the kids out there who liked Returns better than Begins, don't worry, when you grow up you'll watch it again and all the confusing parts will make more sense.

my humble opinion on Brandon Routh
by marv42134213
Jan 6th, 2008
12:59:11 AM
I actually thought Brandon did a good job as superman. I enjoy Tom Welling and think he would be good, but I don't think they should overlap smallville into Superman. Brandon did a good job as Kent and Superman, but...they didn't give him enough screen time to show off his acting chops. The minumal action scenes were cool, especiall the airplane, but come on folks, this is superman. Could we please have ONE movie with out Lex, no powers, Luthor in it. Not Zod either please. Superman can travel galaxies, how about him running into Darkseid coming to ravage earth and its up to stop him and lock him on the source wall. How about the parasite or Mr. mxylpwhatever his name is (sorry, too hard to spell without my encyclopedia). How about the bottle city of Kandor. The problem with these movies is toooo much talk back and forth with lois. I know she is canon to the story, but how about putting her in danger of someone other than Lex. Have a massive fight with Darkseid, maybe even go to his planet, battle to death, slaw him to the wall and on his way back, maybe show a little glimpse of someone finally breaking free, possibly Doomsday, and setting it up for an awesome finally for the trilogy. And please, I love Nick Cage, he is a great actor, but please, not for superman. I know there are a lot of possibilities for an awesome superman movie, but please let us at least see someone that can give him a serious run for his money and please, if for only on movie, give Lex a little time off
also, Lois.
by samsquanch
Jan 6th, 2008
01:03:29 AM
anyone else think that Parker Posey should have been cast as Lois? Sure, she's a little (just a little) too old, but in a movie cast according to physical resemblances to the cast of the previous movies, Posey and Margot Kidder definitely look sort of alike. Posey can actually act, too, unlike half the cast, Routh included. That teenage blonde girl playing Lois was one of the most jarring, weirdo, incomprehensible moves on Singer's part, and there were plenty to choose from. A Parker Posey Lois playing off a Superman/Clark played by a grown man who looks like the character would have fucking worked, and you know it.
marv- my Nick Cage suggestion
by samsquanch
Jan 6th, 2008
01:05:30 AM
was a joke.
winning that Pulitzer was the best thing EVAR
by samsquanch
Jan 6th, 2008
01:07:55 AM
samsquanch
by marv42134213
Jan 6th, 2008
01:08:56 AM
Thank you...I apologize for taking you seriously...I hope I didn't upset you. I just had a bad flashback when he was dead set on the role. my apologise.
Superman returns for the second time
by otm shank
Jan 6th, 2008
01:42:07 AM
In this one he should not fly, and he should be razzeling polar bears! HAHAHA...classic.
SR's one redeeming feature
by onephatnelly
Jan 6th, 2008
04:25:20 AM
... made me want to stand up and cheer like a fanboy in the cinema, and that was the plane sequence. It was executed brilliantly, and I believe retained the spirit of the first two films. Apart from that, I agree with the rest of the talkbackers in that Brandon Routh was decent, but the script and the direction SUCKED ass big time. I for one would like to see Bryan Singer back for the sequel. He's a great director and deserves a second chance, but please leave Harris and Dougherty off the project. Those guys couldn't write a shopping list.
and furthermore...
by onephatnelly
Jan 6th, 2008
04:30:14 AM
... Spacey's Luthor sucked, even if he's best buds with Singer. Nobody loves KS more than me but Hackman was a hard act to follow and KS was horribly miscast. Bring on Brainiac for the next movie!
Why would you want Bryan Singer BACK...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jan 6th, 2008
04:53:38 AM
When HE'S the one who's behind Harris and Dougherty being involved in the film in the FIRST place???

Superman Returns was SINGER'S vision... A screwed up, badly-regurgitated copy of Donner's films almost 30 years ago. The man has ZERO imagination when it comes to superheroes and only lucked out with X-Men because they fit his M.O. of self-pitying whiners who feel they can't fit in. When he tried to shoehorn Superman in that mold, what did we get? A whiny, loser stalker who abandons his responsibilities and loved ones for YEARS to go on an obvious wild-goose chase, and upon finding out he's fathered a son, simply says "I'll be around." What an ASS. And what a CRAPTASTICALLY CRAPPY when to do Superman!

The only thing Singer deserves is a super-kick to the nuts for making this film. The LAST thing he should ever GET is ANOTHER chance to make a Superman movie.

Oh, yeah... and Kevin Spacey's Luthor DID stink. Stop with the wig-wearing, idiot henchmen Luthors, already!!! Quit screwing around and just hire BILLY ZANE, so we can FINALLY have a threatening, charismatic Luthor who'll actually seem like a real threat! >:O

Because...
by onephatnelly
Jan 6th, 2008
07:55:59 AM
Everybody deserves a chance at redemption, and I think Singer realises he fucked the pooch badly on SR, both with his vision and his hiring of those two hacks. Singer is a superb director when he puts his mind to it (Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil) and I think he deserves another chance. I'm sure if he'd stayed on board for X3 then it wouldn't have sucked balls half as bad as it did when it was mishandled and completely fucked up by Ratner. Maybe Singer needs to do some more research on this one than he did on SR, but I'm sure he could redeem himself. BTW glad you agree on Spacey, and I'm also in agreement that Zane would make a great Luthor.
Batman Begins was a MILLION times BETTER!!
by batzilla
Jan 6th, 2008
08:33:51 AM
Superman Returns was so fucking awful! A huge super queer movie. Brandon looked like a pussy big time! DO A REBOOT!!!
OBVIOUSLY he's doing it
by BurgerKing
Jan 6th, 2008
09:23:27 AM
Not like the guy has anything else to do. He's Superman - he's typecasted, as any Superman is.
New Dark Knight trailer.
by Reelheed
Jan 6th, 2008
09:29:49 AM
blah blah blah apple trailers blah blah blah http://tinyurl.com/3avjbp
RE: New Dark Knight trailer
by KentButabi
Jan 6th, 2008
09:58:03 AM
Is it just me, or did they spoof at least three scenes from the '89 Batman? 1) Joker, Batman and female lead in a restaurant, 2) Joker standing in the middle of the street with a gun as Bats comes straight at him in a Bat-vehicle, 3) Gordon going through Jokers pockets?
as mediocre as Superman Returns was
by smackfu
Jan 6th, 2008
09:58:38 AM
it was 1000 times better than the Nicolas Cage, leather-wearing Neo Superman, and Giant Mechanical Spider movies that we almost ended up with. Count your blessings.
RE: Actual Topic
by KentButabi
Jan 6th, 2008
09:59:52 AM
I'm all for ROUTH, but Singer? Not sure if it matters when stories are lame.
To McFly:X3 was REALLY BAD SHIT!
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
10:31:26 AM
And stop bashing Harry you FUCKTARD!Your POSTS are total BULLSHIT!If you HATE AICN so much,there are many other sites to visit!And PLEASE speak just for yourself when attacking Harry and his reviews!IF YOU DONT LIKE IT BITE IT!If you have some real points let "us" know!Or as the sweet virgin Mary said once:PLEASE COME AGAIN!
Mr Saxon:RIGHT ON,brother...
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
10:37:17 AM
dont need no SMALLVILLE 90210 shit in my SUPERMAN RETURNS AGAIN!Just the BRAINIAC wresslin'SUPERMANS bodyguards back at the Fortress of...
McFly:Now that was a good solid point!
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
10:40:57 AM
You're a virgin too?
McFly, are you suggesting that because...
by rbatty024
Jan 6th, 2008
10:49:47 AM
Harry liked Superman Returns and didn't like X3 he's "biased" (whatever the hell that means in this context). Even if you hated Superman Returns, you have to admit that X3 was worse.

X3 was so scattershot that it couldn't competently juggle the few subplots it managed to squeeze into the film. The Kitty Pride, Iceman, Rogue love triangle disappeared for such a long time I almost forgot it was still a part of the story. Why was Rogue jealous again, because Iceman was skating with Kitty Pride? That was an obviously shoehorned conflict. The same is true of the Angel subplot. It was unnecessary and was shoved into the film for no reason.

Or how about Cyclops dying off screen. I kept on expecting him to pop back up. Killing off Prof. X was so poorly done I laughed out loud in the theater.

The final fight was also ridiculous. What are the Pheonix's powers again, to stand around while other people are killed? She's supposedly the most powerful mutant on the planet and she just sits there. It doesn't make any sense.

Look, say what you will about Superman Returns but the moment you suggest that X3 was better then you're regulated to the cinematic moron pile. Go read a book, although I'm sure there wouldn't be enough action for you.

rbatty024:AMEN to that!But maybe MacFly...
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
11:01:50 AM
loves himself some RATNER cock!And the Mystique SHIT was really BAD too!
You can't say SR was mediocre
by Jack Burton
Jan 6th, 2008
11:08:29 AM
Yes, it lacked wall to all action, but we've seen what happens with wall-to-wall action in bad movies like Spider-man 3. I think Singer set out to make a philosophical Superman movie and was thwarted by the studios. The questions that movie raises are interesting but there is no follow through. What does it mean to have a god live amongst you? What happens when that god abandons you? How should his return be treated? DOES the world need Superman? I really liked the movie for the things it did really well, it just didn't follow through. The scene that encapsulates the problems with the film is when Superman takes Lois on the night flight. He tries to impart on her his responsibility, the he hears EVERYTHING. But he cannot save everyone. And he fails utterly in making her understand. And Brandon Routh was outstanding as Clark/Supes. The performance may have been an homage to Christopher Reeve but it was still fantastic. I just don't see how people can watch a movie that tried to be more than a typical summer action flick and say "it sucks". At least give it credit for what it did well and that it attempted to be more than 95% of the brainless hollywood "blockbuster" shit, like X3 and Spider-man 3.
McFly:but I thought I can do YOU!
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
11:14:29 AM
Since you are a virgin!Love me my virgins nice and tight!But serious McFly,why does this gets you so hot?You know it is AICN.I just think you are a little too hard on good old Headgeek.And why dont you go somewhere else then?Going APESHIT on Harry in every TB is not going to help.
McFly:Did the SR review made you a non-believer?
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
11:28:49 AM
Or was it just the icing on the cake for you?And I never watched a movie because of some review!I mean you come across as some tough fucker,you sure dont give a shit on other peoples reviews of movies!The best man here has to be VERN!
McFly...
by onephatnelly
Jan 6th, 2008
11:42:20 AM
You're the Norman Arbuthnot of this board :)
McFly:That was a clearcut STATEMENT!
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
11:46:45 AM
Thanks for that!
McFly:whats a HUMMER?
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
12:00:10 PM
I dont understand(i am from Germany,sometimes a phrase passes me by).
SO I gave McFly a BLOWJOB?
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
12:13:59 PM
Could be worse!Are you shaved?
McFly VS Travis-Dane?
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
12:22:12 PM
That was not a FIGHT,it was a piss contest.He's not a SILVERFINGER(that was bad).
I could do you BOTH!
by travis-dane
Jan 6th, 2008
12:27:56 PM
calm down guys,or is it a old feud?
Are you guys 12 yrs old or what?
by DoctorWho?
Jan 6th, 2008
12:38:26 PM
This thread is done. C-ya
Hmmm. Never read Harry's review of SR.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 6th, 2008
12:59:56 PM
But that's pretty funny.
Oh and Mcfly in the ointment
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 6th, 2008
01:04:20 PM
"And, what the hell kind of name is Mr Saxon anyway???"

It's a Doctor Who character. As a longtime DW fan, I had to let you know. :)

SUPES Is Supposed To Be Heterosexual, Right?
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
01:05:50 PM
Routh came off as gay to me. Not that gay men can't play straight men (hell, if they didn't, most of Hollywood wouldn't even exist), but Routh didn't look the part AT ALL. He just seemed like some metrosexual / homosexual guy in fetish wear. I see Supes as a larger guy, very much olde skool hetero, not so skinny, fey, and twee as he was in the abysmal Superman Returns. And yes, SR was a disaster. The plane crash sequence was kind of fun, the rest of it? Awful.
Keep Routh plz
by Gatack2
Jan 6th, 2008
01:08:00 PM
He was good in the role even though he wasn't given much to do. He shouldn't be the scapegoat for the franchise. http://tinyurl.com/2gunhz
New MNG moniker ideas
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jan 6th, 2008
02:46:43 PM
If he can't get his account fixed: Mr. Nice Gaius 2: Gaius Harder.

Mr. Nice Gaius 2: No more Mr. Nice Gaius

Routh's Creepy Reeves Impersonation Was Off-Putting
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
02:47:07 PM
I'm not a big fan of the Donner films, so I felt that the fetishistic Donner-reduxness of SR was rather, well, lame. I like how Supes is portrayed in Justice League Unlimited, Superman: The Animated Series, and the comics, of course. I would like them to cast someone more in step with that version of Supes than the Donner / Reeves version.
If Routh wouldn't have acted like Reeves
by Detective_Fingerling
Jan 6th, 2008
03:21:18 PM
everyone would have complained that he didn't act like Superman. Maybe it's a classic case of "can't get right." Who knows? I liked his performance. I could do without Singer though. I really hope the next Superman movie has three times the action, one-third of the exposition. I'm one of those people who buys just about every DVD that comes out, but I won't even pick up SR at blockbuster during their rare 5 for $20 sales. It seems to me that after the initial viewing, SR is better served in short 3 minute highlight clips on youtube.
Mori, going back to that Variety blog/article...
by FilmNerdJamie
Jan 6th, 2008
03:34:07 PM
Does that woman know what she's talking about or has there been recent developments that haven't been reported? I ask this because (by all accounts) THE MAYOR OF CASTRO STREET is dead because of the rival Gus Van Sant film MILK. Also, the script for CASTRO STREET (supposedly) was not turned in on time before the WGA Strike started. And we're still in the middle of said strike with no end in sight. So I'm failing to see how Bryan Singer can be prepping a film when there's no script ready and a rival production moving forward faster than a speeding bullet (no pun intended!)
Smallville fucking sucks
by KristianUK
Jan 6th, 2008
04:43:35 PM
I am seriously suspect of anyone that likes Smallville and wants a Smallville movie. Do you even know anything about the Superman mythology for fucks sake. As for all the Superman Return haters you can suck a fat hairy one. It was a perfect set up film. It left the sequel set up to be whatever it wanted to be. The kid plot is a growth in the Superman story. It could be handled well and Im sure the original team had ideas about what they were planning as far as that goes. Routh was great as Superman. Ive waited years for a new Superman film and now it is all going to be fucked by a bunch or retards, those at Warners and fanboys. JL will be so fucking bad its not even funny so there.
I Have A Sinking Feeling JUSTICE LEAGUE Is Going To Suck Too
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
06:01:11 PM
It COULD be totally a$$kicking, but a sneaking feeling tells me its going to be a huge piece of cgi sh*t written by some 10 year old w/ severe ADD they hired as a scab during the strike. I have an equally sinking suspicion that the inevitable AVENGERS movie will suck. Unless, of course, they just make a movie out of THE ULTIMATES.
Thank God thier making a sequel
by samurai sark
Jan 6th, 2008
06:10:48 PM
Don't abandon 19 years of making a superman franchise just because of one boring flick. SEQUEL would rock.

KEEP: Routh, Spacey, Jimmy Olsen

DITCH: Bosworth

ADD: LexCorp, Brainiac, Metallo

DON'T ADD: Darksied (yet), Doomsday (yet)
Shake Well
"ADD: LexCorp, Brainiac, Metallo"
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
06:13:22 PM
Well we agree on that at least! ;D
"DITCH: Bosworth"
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
06:15:16 PM
On this too we agree! She's cute and all, but she lacks the spunk that Lois Lane should have. She was too frail. I can't really think of a good Lois of the top of my head, but I know Bosworth ain't her.
Michael Bay?
by samurai sark
Jan 6th, 2008
06:22:02 PM
Here's the resume. Is this the guy that should be directing Supes?

Bad Boys: Justice with Humor
THe Rock: Military threat with Intense Action
Armageddon: Global threat with Heroics
Pearl Harbor: High-Flying battles with a classic theme
Transformers: Sci-Fi Storyline with Big-Budget Battles

If he can curb his damn corny humor, he might be the right guy
Laser pants
by samurai sark
Jan 6th, 2008
06:28:06 PM
My Lois choices:

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Scarlet Johanssen
Alyssa Milano

and my No:2
Rachael MacAdams

and my No: 1
Parker Posey. In the one scene her and Routh had, she actually makes him Act! Its amazing! Despite Singer's terrible direction, Posey gets Routh to SMIRK, SMILE, and even LAUGH a little.
LOIS
by samurai sark
Jan 6th, 2008
06:30:41 PM
man, compiling that list made me realize how hard it is to think of an actress that has bombshell looks AND a smart mouth. What happened to hollywood gals?
METALLO
by samurai sark
Jan 6th, 2008
06:34:26 PM
Would be a great villain. Some mercenary Lex hires to take out Superman with a Kyptonite-based metal body. Those would be some cool battles. Plus, Metallo could up the takes by kidnapping (or killing) the kid! Then no more kid! Yay!
singer's superman is moronic
by cloudrider`
Jan 6th, 2008
06:42:19 PM
the fastest strongest man on the planet, supposedly has a brain and a heart to boot. and what does he do with all that advantages? he goes around the globe looking for someone to fall from a skyscraper, stop robbers, lift a car/statue/whatever. and actually can find time to play geeky reporter. wow.. talk about being lazy. spider-man and batman do not have a life due to their superhero works. and they're only bound to one city. this is the guy who can be anywhere and do anything, and he has time to waste playing lover and reporter(not that i've ever seen him do any reporting)? how about some ambitions? how about stopping world hunger? genocide? taking on dictators. superman maybe a romantic figure back in the earlier movies, but today is a whole different world. a romantic superman doesnt cut it anymore. the world has too much cleaning up for supes to do to play a father and foil a moronic real estate plan(how the hell are people gonna live on that chunk of rock??). all he does is lifting up this thing and that thing in the movie. what a waste of potential. what a lacks of vision. singer should stay away from the next movie.
superhero movie cliche# 1
by cloudrider`
Jan 6th, 2008
07:10:55 PM
everyone has their favs, but here's what bugs me most... why is it the villain/problem always shows up right at the same time the hero finds his true calling. one minute the city was peaceful, no supervillains has ever been sighted. but the second the hero puts on his spandex, boom... some guy also just happen to meet with a lab accident and become a supervillain. i always hate that coincidence! cant the writers have more originality about bringing the two together into the story? the same with batman begins(perfect first half/cartoonish second)... where's ra's al ghul in gotham before? but the second bale became batman, he's there to fight him. lame!
Inspired Choices, samurai sark!
by LaserPants
Jan 6th, 2008
07:48:19 PM
Wow! Hard to choose! Either Maggie Gyllenhaal or Scarlet Johanssen could both pull it off rather well, I reckon. Rachel Adams could be phenomenal too. Parker Posey is a great actress, but she's not the female lead type I don't think. She's more villian-y somehow. Doesn't she usually play some kind of eccentric villian type?
Hey everyone!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 6th, 2008
08:40:19 PM
The REAL Bob Orci - writer of Transformers and the new Trek movie - is on the Star Trek TB answering questions! Get over there if you want to ask him anything. Or just abuse him for Transformers.
Superman Returns blew
by SlickyVonBoner
Jan 6th, 2008
09:55:24 PM
and Routh is a good actor but not a good superman.. the end.
Superman Returns was awesome
by darthvedder81
Jan 6th, 2008
10:41:03 PM
A classy, elegant superhero film with real mythic resonance. Singer set the tone just right harkening back to the Donner flicks. That's probably why it did so "bad" raking in "only" 400 mil globally—people like the newer, slick Spidey/Batman stuff. Not me though.
Superman Returns - one of the BEST comic films ever
by Barney_Tabasco
Jan 7th, 2008
06:30:12 AM
You heard it. Keep Routh. Keep SInger. Keep the crew and effects team. New scriptwriters. More action. More stuff blown up. Sorted. Oh, and KEEP that goddamn amazing theme tune. PLeeease!
Barney
by just pillow talk
Jan 7th, 2008
06:35:41 AM
If you need new scriptwriters and more action (stuff blown up), how was Supe Returns one of the best?
barney
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
07:01:21 AM
no it wasn't- in fact it is in the Worst 10 ever made.
SR should've been a remake
by oweny
Jan 7th, 2008
07:08:02 AM
Superman Returns was crap. Should have been a remake instead of a sequel. Superhero remakes work a lot better than 25-years-later sequels. See Spiderman 1 and Batman Begins for proof of this.
I cant hold back!!!!!
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
08:00:26 AM
Why is it some complete fucking idiots think that whole Island was made of Kryptonite?? Was I the only one that listened to Spacey when he explained the whole crystals fused with Kryptonite thing?? They inherit certain features, they dont become Kryptonite!! That thing was a huge alien island laced with bits of Kryptonite, A giant chocolate chip cookie with the chocolate chips replaced with Kryptonite if you will!! Fucking retarded whiny assholes who cant even follow a simple story from start to finish and put more of an effort into bitching and moaning about it on the net than actually enjoying a good film is fucking beyond me!! Wow first rant of 2008, I feel much better! Roll on "Man of Steel" with Routh, Singer, Spacey et al..............
island of kryptonite
by cloudrider`
Jan 7th, 2008
08:52:33 AM
here's the thing... no matter how silly or illogical a plot point is, you can always rationalize it away if you try. but that doesnt make it seem less silly. didnt supes lost all strength when he first landed on the island? did you not see him getting his ass kicked all over by three mere thugs? did you not see that he cant even lift a finger to fight back? later, after he got stabbed by a pure kryptonite rock, suddenly he can lift the whole bloody island???
heh, boyblue
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
08:56:15 AM
as Kal El Vis hasn't shown I think I'll give you a taster:

Waaaaah, singerman shat on my fanboy dreams. Bryan singer raped my childhood and then wiped his shit smeared cock in my Christopher Reeve-esque hair. WAAAH, SUperman is a loser stalker, jacking off in the bushes outside his nasty crack-whore ex-girlfriends bedroom. Waaah- Kryptonite continents are stupid, real-estate scam is stupid, Singer made my big blue boy scout into some kind of faggy jesus, WAAAAAH, Routh was shit, Should have been that cunt from that soap opera, etc, etc, etc.

BTW- that Kryptonite continent thing was fucking stupid, and it was NOT clear that your interpretation was what they were aiming for. I missed it (but I may have been asleep).

Although it was a deeply shit film, it was released 2 summers ago- and the sequel will not make an appearanc until 2009 at the earliest, so can we all let go of it now?

cloudrider wrote:
by onephatnelly
Jan 7th, 2008
09:09:29 AM
'later, after he got stabbed by a pure kryptonite rock, suddenly he can lift the whole bloody island???'
Surely you missed the scene prior to the island lifting, where Supes flies up and bathes in the rays of the yellow Sun, which is the source of his strength. That was my initial interpretation as to how his super strength returned.
additional
by onephatnelly
Jan 7th, 2008
09:12:41 AM
... and didn't Lois remove the lion's share of the Kryptonite from his back, leaving a small sliver? That, coupled with the Kryptonite residue from the island launched into space, completely sapped Superman's energy thus making him fall through the earth's atmosphere to the ground with a 'whump' in Central Park.
That's how I understood it, anyway.
lex the evil idiot
by cloudrider`
Jan 7th, 2008
09:14:34 AM
spacey of the usual suspect or seven is a much better opponent for supes. at least they got a brain. i mean, what kind of embecile would think a rock island is a way to restart the civilization? even if he could somehow make it habitable for people(unlikely), it'd be ages for that to happen. by then old lex is already too dead to reap the benefits. to think this idiot is the best they could come up with to fight superman. how about someone who can really screw with supes's head, who can orchestrate a plan to make the whole world hate superman, who can bring about armageddon. something challenging and worthy of supes' attention. anything but this bald clown.
Kal El Vis is Dead!!
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
09:25:45 AM
What other possible excuse could he have for not gracing this talkback with his vile homophobic inbred cracker slurs!! And yes this film was out Summer 2006 but that doesnt we cant still talk about it's greatness!!
rays of sun
by cloudrider`
Jan 7th, 2008
09:37:50 AM
you're right. i completely forgot about that part. still, it's a tad too convinient. how would one bath in the sunrays? wasn't he bathed in enough sunrays before he got on that island? and he still couldnt fend off 3 thugs. i know the sunrays goes with the territory of the genre, but it feels like cheating. he could be near death for all i know, but soak him in sunlight and he's good as new. where's the fun in that? they should send him to a beach then when he falls, not to a hospital.
routh against braini-agent smith in MAN OF STEEL
by ironic_name
Jan 7th, 2008
09:38:52 AM
lex tries to ally with brainiac, brainiac unleashes his 'doomsday' device, superman won't kill brainiac, so he puts him in a modified version of the phantom zone with recursive time or something, clark is hanging at the daily planet, when he hears lois say cyclops has kidnapped supes jnr, clark creates a sonic boom flying out the lobby of the planet. lois looking gobsmacked, credits.
SR was great..Routh WAS perfect!
by FleshMachine
Jan 7th, 2008
09:47:44 AM
a perfect blend of the '78 Reeve/Donner film and a modern look. The film wasnt 100% perfect..and routh was a bit young looking but I loved it...the opening music still gives my shivers. cant wait for the sequel.
Keep: Singer/Routh/Spacey, Lose: Bosworth/Moppet
by FleshMachine
Jan 7th, 2008
10:01:44 AM
I did not at all care for Lois/Cyclops and the kid. Supes. Luthor and the overall tone was perfect.
the tone was not perfect
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
10:10:13 AM
It was a horrible, drab, turgid, joyless experience.

So we're going to argue about this for another 2 years then- I suppose the greatest missed opportunity of the 21st century so far deserves it.

Count me among those...
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 7th, 2008
11:07:25 AM
...who thought Routh was okay, not great, just working with what script he was given, which sucked. The movie was not enjoyable. I saw it at the theatre and have no urge to see it again. Usually, if I remotely enjoy a superhero movie, I get the DVD and watch it quite a few times by myself or with the kids. Not so here. "Returns" was slow and full of unlikeable characters.
horrible, drab, turgid, joyless experience!!
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
11:10:11 AM
Yeah that describes Smallville alright! And my wedding!ahem! Any way I can understand that some of you didnt get what you wanted in a Superman film, me I got everything I wanted and it would be a real dissapointment if we didnt get another one, and for every one that didnt enjoy Superman Returns Im sure there will be something else out around the same time as "Man of Steel" directed by Brett Ratner or Uwe Boll you can go see instead.
There's no point in discussing
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 7th, 2008
11:10:41 AM
whether the "whole island" was made of kryptonite or not, because the whole premise was stupid to begin with, and the visual of him lifting a mini-continent was lame. Singer kneels before Zod.
"me I got everything I wanted"
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:19:52 AM
well, good for you. I stand by the fact that it was an awful lifeless experience- which is not unexpected seeing as they basicaly dug up the corpse of the Donner films and re-animated it.

Plot holes, superkid, bosworth, the stalking, spacey, The stupidity of the real estate scam all combined to make it worse than X3.

And that's saying something as when I saw X3 I marked it as worst film of the summer (little knowing SR was so awful).

Routh was suprisingly good though,
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:20:55 AM
Genuinly.

Forgot to say boybue- I hate smallville.

In reply to the above
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
11:21:01 AM
Ha-ha! Dum Dum want Gum Gum?
Sorry lost my train of thought
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
11:25:48 AM
Stalker?? That's just like the Chocolate Chip Cookie thing! He wasnt stalking!! Did he steel a pair of Lois's or the kids underoos, was he frantically snapping away with a camera or pulling an Ichi on the Window sill!! NO. He was trying to figure out if there was still a place in this world left for him, Is Lois happy, Is this a part of her life he can be part of, is there any way they can be together? But I get most people dont get this!
Agreed about Smallville though!
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
11:27:16 AM
Sucks more than Paris!!
oh, puh-lease,
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:28:43 AM
He was spending hours lurking outside a 9 year old kids bedroom window at night. It was stalking. Accept it.

I can almost hear his excuse: "but officer I was trying to figure out if there was still a place in this world left for him"

"I don't care, Superman, You're hanging around outside a kid's bedroom window."

Yup, stalking.

the reason most people don't get that
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:30:12 AM
is that it was atrociously depicted and in almost every way made him look like a creepy loser using his superpowers to listen in on his ex's private converstaions.

It was terrible.

STILL not returning to Man of Steel will be....
by finky089
Jan 7th, 2008
11:32:05 AM
me and my $12.
Sorry you see it that way
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
11:32:37 AM
And he was clearly not touching his bathing suit area! And hours??? WTF!
You know that this is your weakest argument
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:35:50 AM
aside from Bosworth and the Superkid-

many, many people thought it was fucking creepy and certainly not behaviour you associate with Superman.

And as for turning up in the kid's bedroom to deilver his big Kryptonian speech (something he had patently failed to live up to) that was just gross.

It really is depressing that the most heroic character was the poor mug stuck with Lois.

strange to have this row without bucketloads of invective
by Lost Jarv
Jan 7th, 2008
11:40:28 AM
YOUR MA BLOWS GOATS. SINGERMAN. WAAAAAAH

Where is Kal El Vis when you need him?

Actually there's an easy way...
by Kid Z
Jan 7th, 2008
12:16:08 PM
... to get out of the "Superman's kid" conundrum Singer got us into. Two words: "Black Mercy". Of course in the movie, I'd use Darkseid as the villain instead of Mongul... but that's just my preference.
Black Mercy
by samurai sark
Jan 7th, 2008
01:26:47 PM
would be pretty damn cool to see. I don't know if it would fix the kid conundrum without pissing off Alan Moore fans. They guy's been through enough adaptation travesties.

My thoughts on the kid? Lex kidnaps him and raises him in hiding.
What do you mean, "still?"
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 7th, 2008
01:31:05 PM
A better Superman movie
by Hotscot
Jan 7th, 2008
01:34:43 PM
1. Follow the tone of the comics. Right now they are hard hitting and nicely paced. (Especially the recent Camelot Falls story where the premise is that Supermans' protection of humanity is holding humanity back from developing and is the cause for the eventual demise of humanity.) 2. IF Luthor has to be in it. He should be an evil, psycho, billionaire, genius. Why oh why is he portrayed as a bumbling idiot? I just don't get that. 3. Supes himself. He should be hardened, tough,exude masculinity, mean and ruthless when necessary. Not someone who looks as though he should be a Calvin Klein model. Think..oh.. someone like Clive Owen, George Clooney. Someone with character in their face. Brandon was just very bland. 6. Create a new, or use an old, villian who provides real danger and drama. Let's see deaths by the thousands, and no reset time travel. Let's see why we need a super man as the only one who can stop it. Not a fashion dummy. 5. Gritty, grim, dark. BSG type visuals. Real sense of danger and horror. Real relief when Superman prevails.
Boyblue
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 7th, 2008
01:40:55 PM
He was stalking. He was not trying to see if he still had a place in "this world." Rather, he was seeing if he still had a place at Lois'. When you focus the "trying to see if..." behavior onto one person, it becomes stalking (as opposed to when he goes up in space and "listens" to everything, changing "channels" like a radio.

Break it down even simpler, anyone else caught standing around outside a house at night peeking in would be arrested for, y'know, STALKING. Or voyeurism, or whatever it's called depending on where you live. At least they didn't show him tugging his red undees down and bopping his kryto-hammer. It's a sociopathic kind of behavior, the I-almost-hope-I'm-caught-doing -this-creepy-act. All the sociopathic homersexuals where I live all go to this one particular park at night to do their "thing," even though they know that the police know about this place, and that they'll be arrested, which they are, and brought to court, where they get to meet ME! Yay! Superman Returns felt like that to me. Creepy.

I agree, it's not shit
by samurai sark
Jan 7th, 2008
02:16:23 PM
but Superman deserves better than "not-shit."

GREAT:
Batman Begins
Spiderman 1 & 2
X-Men 1 & 2
Blade

OK:
Spiderman 3
X-Men 3
Fantastic 4 1 & 2
Blade 2
Daredevil (Directors Cut)


SHIT:
The Punisher
Ghost Rider


NOT SHIT, BUT CLOSE:
Hulk
Superman Returns
Oh yeah,
by samurai sark
Jan 7th, 2008
02:18:07 PM
put Elektra in the SHIT column. My God that was a bad bad bad movie
OK Right!!
by boyblue
Jan 7th, 2008
03:57:53 PM
So lets say if you came back from a 5 year round the world trip or a 5 year stint in jail and where expecting to pick up where you left off in your life and to your shock horror everyone has moved on, wouldnt you be the least bit curious as to whats happening, if you where Superman wouldnt you want to make sure your ex-partner is happy, did he go there night after night and peep into her place?? Er nope he did it the once and the next time he visited her place was when he found out the kid was his!! Whats the big fucking problem??
A nice spin on the cliche hero vs. villain relationship...
by Timmy Grrr
Jan 7th, 2008
05:21:32 PM
...can be seen here: http://tinyurl.com/27hy62
The guy was fire from a soap opera
by Immortal_Fish
Jan 7th, 2008
07:51:15 PM
Yet he still managed to pull the character off. Can't suspect that it wasn't due to *heavy* coaching, however. Again, the guy was fire from a SOAP OPERA. Isn't that a hard thing to do when you've won the genetics lottery?

IMO, it's Singer that has to go. He's fucked up two comic properties now. And, yes, I do mean two. If you know the X-Men, then you know that the film is not even a close, decent interpretation of the source material. You may have seen good movies, but they were hardly representative of the X-Men source material.

Anyhow, the only concern I have about a Supes sequel is that the absence of Singer may result in a less coached Routh, presuming Singer was the one who indeed coach Routh in the first place.

As much as I would hate to see Clooney as Supes
by samsquanch
Jan 7th, 2008
08:19:27 PM
I have to admit he would do a better job than Routh. I'm going to go cry in the shower now.
Remember the scene on the rooftop?
by DoctorWho?
Jan 7th, 2008
09:18:06 PM
...Helipad getaway/bullets off Supes chest etc. I vaguely remember hearing/reading that scene was added later cause of the lack of action present at that point. Maybe someone can confirm. But, pretty weak considering the film was still pretty devoid of excitement at the end of the day. Not a hater, just dissapointed.
Wrath of Khan = new director + tv cast
by Live.
Jan 8th, 2008
01:57:09 AM
You have to laugh at Singer's lemmings who parrot his Wrath of Khan line. They don't even know what it means. Singer and his lemmings prove that not only don't they know Superman's history, but they don't know Trek history either.

To go Wrath of Khan on the Superman sequel would mean dumping the director of the first movie (Robert Wise for Nicholas Meyer) and feature the cast from the Star Trek tv show (instead of recasting).

So, to go Wrath of Khan on the Superman sequel would be to DUMP Singer and star the cast of Smallville. ROTFLMAO! So by all means lets go Wrath of Khan on the Superman sequel!

Ignorant Singer and his ignorant parrots are a never ending source of amusement.

damn it, memories of cock
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
02:59:17 AM
I thought you were banned.

Boyblue, sorry you can't agree with this- but doing it once was more than enough. It was downright fucking creepy.

with sinister intentions..
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
03:08:29 AM
.. It would be creepy!! But like I said he wasnt pulling an Ichi!
Live
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
03:14:04 AM
Way to miss a point!! Only a trekie could mis-read a simple message!! It was a general statement about the feel of the film not the mechanics of how the film would be made(Although I have never seen those Trek films, I saw the one with the whales as a kid and I havent been able to take Trek seriosly ever since!!)
Immortal_Fish
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
03:19:11 AM
Im sure Warners learnt there lesson with Mark Pillow! So Routh acting in Soaps was a non issue when they greenlit his hiring!!
memories
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
07:02:24 AM
go and fuck yourself- you pompous little hypocrite. "Maybe I was immune to the hype"- you vile little cockmonkey, just as you were with AvP:R.

Or maybe, you're just full of shit and like to present yourself as more cultured and intelligent than the rest of us, but then have to frantically crawl back from indefensible positions.

And I've seen siither now, and it is just plain shit. It isn't cool. It isn't cheesy fun. It's just shit.

Fuck off once and for all.

and I like the way you now take to hiding at the end
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
07:05:55 AM
of dead TB's after the absolute verbal bitchslapping that has been handed out to you.

So not only are you pompous, hypocritical, condescending and otherwise vile, but you're also a coward.

How do you like them apples.

Oh, and just out of curiosity, how on earth did you get al your posts deleted in the bond thread?

A little more on that I am Legend poster
by Lord_Brixton
Jan 8th, 2008
07:58:46 AM
The London Times has a recap of the AICN story, but adds a grab of the Green Lantern pic: http://entertainment.timesonli ne.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertai nment/film/article3151905.ece
That's funny cocksucker
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:04:01 AM
because I don't recognise your posts as the English language. I recognise them as wankspeak.

If you're going to criticise someone in those terms use Microsoft Word's spellcheck and then cut and paste. It doesn't help you when you misspell "incomprehensible"

and to help you out further
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:05:17 AM
"texts" in that context is meaningless.

It should either have been "text"- which is also pretty awful or it should have been another phrase.

and I don't think you did learn English from a native
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:06:30 AM
as you are fond of saying. If you had you would spell "ise" words such as "recognise" with an "s"- like us English natives do.

I think you did learn it off an American, but are now too ashamed to admit it.

M-O-M
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:07:03 AM
The best thing that could be said about returns is that it was easily forgettable.

So Jarv asked you a question, what happened to all your posts in the Bond talkback?

hey, so what if he learned it from an American
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:08:23 AM
our English be good.
It's fine, pillows,
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:12:57 AM
I married an American.

But the little worm repeatedly said that he "learnt his English from a native" and would only take instruction from a native- i.e. a non-colonial. It was in response to the Doc.

Frequently, American English is at a higher standard than native Engish- ever hear a scouse, or a geordie. Accents that are painful on the ears.

I was kidding Jarv
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:17:48 AM
and I find that quite funny he would say that, and quite in line with his typical responses. Much like the above response trying to defend his position on Supe Returns.
I know pillows,
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:22:18 AM
But it is just another example of his hypocrisy.

I think this explosion of fury I'm having at him is fuelled by the disappointment of seeing him deleted but not banned. He's such a little worm.

And just watch, he won't respond in any timely fashion. He'll wait till he can post 4 pieces of gibberish that will go unanswered.

Because he's a coward- with balls the size of raisins.

I bet he's also a closet Bay-fan and owns something shite like Pearl Harbour in his DVD collection. He protests the way that you do when you are at university and you are trying to cover up the fact that you shagged a fat girl- and are on the sharp end of derision from your peers.

Memories, I can now, courtesy of Just Pillow Talk,
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:29:09 AM
define you:

You are a drippy little whore.

hah...good shagged a fat girl analogy
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:30:17 AM
I'm sure you're right.

Where you at M-O-M?

He won't come back until he knows he can post unopposed
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:38:23 AM
He'll pop up to tell me in English that's not so much broken as shattered that I'm an idiotic cultural pygmy, but will only do it behind my back.

Beacuse he's a drippy little whore.

he's paddington bear
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:41:57 AM
take off that hat and coat and be a real bear!
no he's worse
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
08:51:33 AM
Paddington loses many points for being a disgrace to bearkind.

Memories is an oxygen stealing disgrace to any species. Even the humble dung beetle

I find Animalstructure much more repulsive...
by just pillow talk
Jan 8th, 2008
08:53:48 AM
even though M-O-M at first seems like he's listening to your opinion, and then becomes a gigantic prick. Only his opinion matters it seems.
How could a sequel possibly work?
by Movietool
Jan 8th, 2008
09:04:00 AM
What scriptwriter could possibly pull something good out of the big ball of crap that Singer left us with at the end of SR?

First of all, Superman isn't Superman anymore - he's a super creepy peeping tom who does nothing but strike crucifiction poses.

Lois is a dud whose character was so uninteresting I barely remember what she had to do with the movie.

The kid was simply crap. I should have been having a blast watching Superman wrap iron girders around bank robbers and out-witting Lex Luthor. Instead, I got to try and figure out what the hell was wrong with this kid, and why if he's so sickly all the time he can suddenly push pianos around. It made no sense. At all.

Oh, and apparently Kryptonite is only deadly and causes Superman to lose all his strenght when it's convenient for the scriptwriters. Despite the fact that it's been established that merely being within ten feet of a baseball-sized chunk of K is enough to make Superman go limp with sickness, he can lift AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN OF THE STUFF INTO SPACE before being affected. Changing the rules to suit what you want is lazy, lazy, writing and worse storytelling.

And some of you think Singer is suddenly going to turn that turd of a set-up into a gold nugget of a sequel? Ugh. Bring on Justice League, maybe Miller will understand the character.

hindsight is 20/20 as well
by cloudrider`
Jan 8th, 2008
09:39:35 AM
hype has nothing to with it. there are movies that can still deliver even after all the hype - batman begins, spidey 2, the LOTR trilogy, to name a few. if the quality of the movie cannot beat the hype, then it's the movie's fault, not the marketing, not our expectations. i'm not a fan of donner film either. just saw it again not too long ago and found it very mediocre. but they were trying something new back then. singer on the other hand, has all the resources and technology, the hindsight, to create something fresh. dont tell me that's the best they could up with after 20 years. and comparing this to tim burton's aborted supes is such a lame defense. you can compare a bad movie to a worse movie, and it still wouldn't make the first one better.
Singer's big mistake was casting for Chris Reeve
by Snookeroo
Jan 8th, 2008
09:45:37 AM
and NOT casting for Superman. I am a life-long Superman fan. I wanted SR to be THE Superman film. It, unfortunately, was a train wreck. Period. The very best thing they can possible do for Superman fans is re-boot this thing (no origin, please); forget Singer's travesty ever happened, get some decent casting (dump Routh and his kid sister, Lois), and FIND A GOOD STORY -- there is, after all, seventy years of lore to sort through.
AnimalFascist and Silverfinger are worse
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
09:45:56 AM
M-O-M is a prick, AS/ SF are nazis. Much worse.
memories of murder
by ironic_name
Jan 8th, 2008
09:47:23 AM
is a neat film.

I've not paid any attention to the tber with that screenname, and suggest if he annoys you so, do the same.

OY Lost Jarv
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
10:43:57 AM
Lay off Geordies!! We are by no means as bad as Scousers!!
Is it too much to ask
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
10:48:06 AM
to have Singer and Routh try one more time? Most of the problems people have were with:

The Kid
The Kryptonite Island
The Voyeurism

Well all that shit comes from the writers. So since Singer is getting new writers, shouldn't that be good news?

Before Singer was hired we were going to have Mr Cloverfield tossing Superman into snow fights with talking polar bears, and Lex as an alien! Singer made the decision to go the Donner route because "Superman I" is and will remain the most respected and cherished comic book film.

I side with a lot of people when I say I found "Superman Returns" action-slacked and dull. But if Singer wasn't hired we would have had something much much worse.

I say give them a second shot. Singer had a good idea by following the established film canon, but was aiming for the moon to make a 'classic' film. He did find Routh, who looks the part but hasn't shown every side of Kal/Clark/Superman by a long shot. I think the guy still has his work cut out for him if he plans on wearing the suit, but he's got potential.

The story is the writers fault.

End.

samurai, the problem is...
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
10:53:40 AM
That the new writing team will have to find a way to undo a lot of the damage. (The kid leaping to mind).
the Kid could be terrible and cheesy........
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
11:02:33 AM
But I have faith that they wont go the route of having him do a fly-by with Superman at the end of the film or anything like that!! If handled correctly it could work! Why is it such a bad thing for Supes to have a kid??
It's a terrible idea, and what makes it worse is
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2008
11:05:29 AM
Singer is more excited by the kid than Superman.

If they kill the kid then it may be forgivable, but other than that....

Having a kid
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
11:38:22 AM
changes what Superman is about. As the last of his kind, he had that detachment from humanity. So much so that he was willing to travel through space for half a decade just to check out the REMAINS of his planet. Not his planet, just the REMAINS.

But now, he's got a kid. A little piece of his Kryptonian legacy will live on after Kal dies or is killed in duty.

Now his chief goal is to protect his kid. All the other people on the planet, including Lois, and Ma Kent, will quickly become second place if his son is in danger.

singer is to blame!
by cloudrider`
Jan 8th, 2008
11:47:10 AM
it was HIS idea. fact. not anyone else's. the writers were just there to turn his idea into a screenplay. but then, if a film sucks it's always the director's fault. never the producers, never the writers. any director worth a damn will tell you just that. no matter how many studio interferences he has endure, in the end it's HIS baby, warts and all. and stop making lame excuses that it's better than the other alternatives - burton, abrams, etc. the point is that it can STILL be better than what it is. it's been 20 years in the making. if singer cant make magic the first time, he doesnt deserve a second chance.
the kid is unnecessary
by cloudrider`
Jan 8th, 2008
12:01:17 PM
is it possible to write a cool superman story without the kid? for damn sure! so why add this baggage? it's just there to 'surprise' us, to 'change' thing just for the sake of changing things. it's not needed. what's next now? the two of them are gonna fly around in matching spandex as a dynamic duo? why not add the dog from the cartoon while we're at it.
cloudrider
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
12:37:31 PM
I agree it should have been better. But I also believe Singer can learn from his first and make a better second. He's a professional after all.

And I don't think its a lame arguement to bring in the alternatives. Without comparisons, how can we judge anything?
The sad, sad fact is people
by samsquanch
Jan 8th, 2008
01:10:59 PM
we may be old men before we actually see a good Superman film made. I don't know about you, but I remember the first Donner film, I saw it in the theater. Even then I thought it was kind of crappy. When I heard that Singer was making a sort-of remake, I held high hopes. Too bad for me. Now I'll probably have to wait another 20-30 years for another swipe at the character and his world, and that'll put me at what, 65? If I still care at that point that'll be the real tragedy.

The prototypical superhero, the original superhero story, is still the one we haven't gotten yet. What the fuck is wrong with the world?

why can't Warner just transport Smallville to the big screen?
by chien_sale
Jan 8th, 2008
01:41:18 PM
I'm not a Welling fan but the show have had more hit than misses. This series has been great for Superman, quite a success for Warner in updating the mythos. Why not just ask the creators to imagine a story that's set 5 years in the futur where Clark and the crew become the story of Superman in Metropolis with the same actors like Welling, Alison Mack, etc..? With all the failed attempts that have been done in the past years, from the JJ Abrams script to the last SR fuck ups, why not just go to what was successful, let the Smallville guys try their hands at it?
why can't Warner just transport Smallville to the big screen?
by boyblue
Jan 8th, 2008
03:02:43 PM
Because it sucks balls, and if it was set 5 years in the future welling would be pushing 40!!! And did I mention that Smallville sucks balls!
Smallville on Film
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
03:53:20 PM
I don't watch it often, but isn't the Smallville tv show kind of campy? Would that work for a film?
Im just wary
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
03:54:59 PM
of sitting through a two hour episode of Smallville. I want something with more substance. Oh, maybe they can mix "Superman Returns" with "Smallville" and make something serious AND entertaining. But how...
What worked from Superman
by samurai sark
Jan 8th, 2008
04:34:19 PM
Man, those that hated Superman really hated it! I'm so glad that these people aren't afraid to swear or use 8th grade level insults to illustrate their points.

So there must've been SOME good things about the last movie. I know we hated the Kid, the stalking, the Kryptonite island, and the lack of action. But I thought the Suit was done well. I liked the link to the Donner films, it gives them longevity.

The Fortress, The Daily Planet, Metropolis, and the Kent Farm all LOOKED amazing. Well built, well lit, well shot.

Also, the Marlon Brando CGI should come back for the sequel. His portrayl of Jor-EL was legendary (and really fun to impersonate.)
Yeah, Ghost Rider was crap...
by Kid Z
Jan 8th, 2008
07:41:30 PM
... but enjoyable crap. I mean, the comic was pretty cheesy, too... the movie just perfectly captured that slipshod wackness. Besides, you got to look at Eva Mendes. She can't act, but she's nice to look at. All I'm saying is, there needs to be a "Shit, but watchable shit" category
Routh needs some serious weight training...
by Kid Z
Jan 8th, 2008
07:45:24 PM
...if he wants to be Supes again... bulk the guy up, he's way too skinny. And redesign that damn costume to something more in keeping with the standard Supes costume in the comics... for one thing, make the S-shield a lot bigger and don't worry about it being 3-dimensional. And for crying out loud, ditch Singer. He just doesn't have the chops to do Superman.
Black Mercy again...
by Kid Z
Jan 8th, 2008
07:57:47 PM
...It'd work... Supes was put under the influence of the Black Mercy, SR was just a twisted nightmare, a hallucination caused by the coma-inducing alien plantform... the kid never existed and Lois was never a 19 year old, anorexic waif. And yeah... I wouldn't want to piss off Alan Moore either... the movie version of Legion of Extraordinary Gentlemen put me through a wringer too and I was just an innocent audience-member, not the writer of the excellent graphic novel that hack Stephen Norrington took a sledgehammer to. Change the Black Mercy to a similar alien lifeform... call it The Flower of Hell or something... just any method they need to negate the plot of SR!
prosser
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
02:17:33 AM
AS= Animal Structure, SF= Silverfinger. THey are 2 of the vilest fascists to pollute the boards. And I don't use that term lightly.
and shockingly
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
02:20:03 AM
memories of murder has run away like a little bitch.
singer dont deserve 2nd chance.
by cloudrider`
Jan 9th, 2008
03:21:58 AM
here's why: he's not a geek director. jackson, raimi, cameron, wachowski - these are geek directors. their childhood forged by comics and science fiction. you can see in their action scenes that the little boy inside them never truly grows up.

singer on the other hand, belong in the same group as fincher, aronofsky, nolan, etc. they can craft truly brilliant stories, but i doubt they have the imagination for designing spectacles. that's why the x-men films always feel so small. all those superpowers around, and the best singer could do is a one-on-one fight. and when he tries to be play a geek, the result is downright idiotic - magneto with his idiotic plot/machine to turn human into mutants, lex and his island. he doesnt have it. it's been proven again and again. no need to see him screw up another shot.

it's time to hire a geek director for the next movie.

watchmen
by cloudrider`
Jan 9th, 2008
03:29:09 AM
all those names above - nolan, fincher, aronofky, singer... actually any one of these guys can truly work wonder with watchmen. it's just the perfect comic material for these names. too bad the studio opted the predictable way and just hired the darling of the week. 300 is all action, while there's almost no action at all watchmen. missed the ball big time those studio farts!
nolan's bat vs. singer's supes
by cloudrider`
Jan 9th, 2008
03:51:54 AM
notice that nolan's bat lacks action as well. one of the smartest director in hollywood and he cant come up with one memorable action piece. that's cause he got smart. he grew up.

that's why the moment bale dons the mask, the movie starts to feel stupid. ra's' plan to destroy gotham is just as idiotic as magneto's or lex's plan. the same with scarecrow's exit in the film. both singer and nolan have no clue how to design superhero customes either.

what saves nolan is that batman has no superpowers. the best you can ask from a batman film in terms of action is perhaps a cool car chase or fight scene. anything bigger and it'd look unbelievable in that world. but with something like superman, just like spider-man, you have the license to go absolutely crazy! if the best you could think of is for supes to lift plane/car/boat/statue/whatever (for pete's sake, how many more stuffs can he lift in that one movie??? is he a dock worker or superman?), then you just know the director simply dont have the imagination.

cloudrider - That's 3 very cogent insightful posts
by Live.
Jan 9th, 2008
04:22:17 AM
very good cloudrider
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
05:25:08 AM
But I'd argue that a director of Comic material does not actually need that much imagination- Almost any sequence he could want has already almost been storyboarded for him by the original source.

So what he needs is a geek adviser to tell him what to steal.

memories-of-murder has been booted off this TB
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
05:25:52 AM
is he banned this time? please tell me it is so.
there's no way he's banned
by just pillow talk
Jan 9th, 2008
06:18:52 AM
Just hasn't shown up. Jarv, did you see that Stallone is coming back for more questions?
yup saw it. Can't wait
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
07:08:09 AM
and all his old posts have been deleted. That used to mean that you were banned.
oh joy joy joy joy joy
by just pillow talk
Jan 9th, 2008
08:15:09 AM
Stallone comes back...drippy little whores get booted.
nope. He's back in the Fincher TB
by Lost Jarv
Jan 9th, 2008
09:53:01 AM
the drippy little whore
you gotta stop with the jumping the gun....
by just pillow talk
Jan 9th, 2008
09:55:06 AM
drippy little whores are notoriously hard to get rid of, much like the rashes they give.
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