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HAROLD & KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY trailer looks funny!

First by RueDBaga	Dec 26th, 2007 07:37:20 PM

New News! by Bobo_Vision	Dec 26th, 2007 07:40:23 PM
Awesome!
What Would NPH Do? by TubaGuy63	Dec 26th, 2007 07:43:33 PM
Gotta love the "What Would NPH Do" campaign! The poster with NPH on a unicorn is amazing! I wonder if the movie is going to mention his homosexuality.
Check out my 300 trailer instead!!!..... by LazarusRevival	Dec 26th, 2007 07:55:53 PM
If you want of course http://tinyurl.com/3xz8gg
I'm so there by mukhtabi	Dec 26th, 2007 07:57:03 PM
Damn, the very fact they have a scene in crawford texas smoking weed with the decider is just awesome.
the R rated trailer seems oddly less funny.. by firehawk_thexder	Dec 26th, 2007 08:19:36 PM
than the regular one.
yep... by nogimmick	Dec 26th, 2007 08:20:38 PM
definitely going to see this movie. i was hoping for a sequel right after i got done watching the first movie, this is gonna be great!
What beautiful cinematography. by jollysleeve	Dec 26th, 2007 08:22:57 PM
Looks like it belongs right on NBC's highly touted hi-def lineup. Like the Carson Daly show.
Neil Patrick Harris is William Shatner... by FlickaPoo	Dec 26th, 2007 08:23:09 PM
seriously...he gets to show up, play himself, steal every scene he is in, and walk away looking cooler than when he did before...
No New News??? by hoserboy	Dec 26th, 2007 08:30:18 PM
How about the Peter Berg saying Dune is a "done deal"? or Kristin Kreuk signing on to play Chun-Li in the new Street Fighter? I got that by turning on the telly...
versatol by versatol	Dec 26th, 2007 08:40:34 PM
I'll see it-- either the theaters or DVD. Should be funny. Racial humor can't be beat when done tastfully
Why I named my last comment after myself is beyond me. by versatol	Dec 26th, 2007 08:41:37 PM
Nuff said. I smoke too much herb
First movie was great for those... by Gigantor64	Dec 26th, 2007 08:46:32 PM
that have the IQ of an unsharpened pencil. I'm sure the second will hold itself to the same level of intellect.
How does shit like this get made? by Dr. Egon Spengler	Dec 26th, 2007 08:59:51 PM
Seriously? It looks fucking hilarious but that's because I'm stoned.
FOX news is going to have a field day by Larry of Arabia	Dec 26th, 2007 09:02:08 PM
It's about time someone made a broad comedy about international terrorism and our governments gung-ho inept response to it. I'm serious. It's about damn time.
BrowncoatJedi by MattmanReturns	Dec 26th, 2007 09:05:52 PM
Awww, another browncoat jealous that Joss Whedon's sense of "homor" doesn't get the appreciation of Kevin Smith and Family Guy. That's cute.
I love spooning! by kafka07	Dec 26th, 2007 09:56:08 PM
aw man count me in
"MORE EVEN FUNNIER"?!?! by BringingSexyBack	Dec 26th, 2007 10:10:16 PM
Harry, there are children reading this site. The least you could do is use proper fucking grammar.
OKAY THAT DID LOOK MORE EVEN FUNNIER by BringingSexyBack	Dec 26th, 2007 10:15:30 PM
Count me in. I love racial humor.
HARRY'S SPEELING'S NOT TOO GOODLY NEITHER by BringingSexyBack	Dec 26th, 2007 10:37:13 PM
But we don't come for that. We come for vulgar allusions to chocalate covered pussy juice.
Retreat From The Stress of Jihad by RightSock	Dec 26th, 2007 10:58:18 PM
Boneheads, stay put! Nice weather, 3 ethnically sensitive meals, daily prayer gatherings AND free, free, FREE! Club Gitmo Rocks!
versatol by CatVutt	Dec 26th, 2007 11:11:08 PM
I don't know why I named my post after you either.
KUMAR DID HELP LEX LUTHOR BUILD THE KRYPTO-ISLAND! by hoorayforeric	Dec 26th, 2007 11:15:38 PM
Let's face it...the Kahootz controversy is eye opening. But all the asian kid from American Pie did is re-welcome, "M.I.L.F" to generation 2YK.
Can't wait for this... by Rindain	Dec 26th, 2007 11:17:28 PM
I'm already laughing just thinkning about some of the trailer scenes...hope the movie keeps it up.
First one sucked by pk68	Dec 26th, 2007 11:38:52 PM
And so will this one judging by the trailer...I can't believe they even bothered.
Dude, where's my habeas corpus? by Mel Garga	Dec 26th, 2007 11:42:00 PM
Guantanamo + teen hijinks = box office gold. [movie exec laughs and looks out window]
Did the piece of shit first movie do well on DVD? by Rev. Slappy	Dec 27th, 2007 12:21:24 AM
I thought it tanked at the box office. And I am pretty sure Kal Penn had no lines at all in Superman.
This shit does not look funny by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 27th, 2007 12:23:48 AM
What the fuck, Harry? The first one was somewhat of a surprise and was actually kind of funny in a check-your-brain-at-the-door kind of way, but dammit this does not look funny at all. You shitting me, Harold?
Oh shit by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 27th, 2007 12:25:47 AM
You said "more even funnier." WTF, my friend? That shit would be forgivable if you weren't, you know, a professional writer. But then I guess that's what makes the whole incident more even funnier.
Agree with zom-bot.com by DanielKurland	Dec 27th, 2007 12:35:33 AM
I thought it'd be some dumb stoner movie, but it was incredibly intelligent, well structured, and kind hearted without being awful. This trailer looks great, although actually "having Bush" in it seems kind of dumb. I think the title should have stuck to "Go to Amsterdam" as that explains the simple thing they're supposed to do, as opposed to the craziness that happens in the first one. The first movie isn't called "Harold and Kumar Ride a Cheetah, Fight a Raccoon, Get Chased by Cops"
cock meat sandwich by kafka07	Dec 27th, 2007 01:14:17 AM
yeah well here's the rarated trailer... mind the spaces... http://youtube.com/ watch?v=8w3ZxcT2Lhk&feature=re lated
I actually thought the trailer was funny. by jollysleeve	Dec 27th, 2007 01:23:54 AM
I hate these kinds of movies, but this one had me chuckling.
About time someome goofed on the US military by rchaud98	Dec 27th, 2007 01:51:00 AM
When crap like this happens: http://uaddit.com/discussions/ showthread.php?s=71ba5bfe5f83e 916b24d175d225fdcdc&t=400
About time someome goofed on the US military by rchaud98	Dec 27th, 2007 01:51:42 AM
When crap like this happens: http://tinyurl.com/23on9x
TERRORISM IS A LAUGH RIOT! by hatespeech	Dec 27th, 2007 01:55:29 AM
FUCK YEAH... silly bitches.. Terrorism is for kids.
lol but not enough weed by BurgerKing	Dec 27th, 2007 01:59:55 AM
Wasnt Harold and Kumar about the marijuana? What happened to that/!?!??!
Movies including Bush give me diarrhea by Fat and Curious	Dec 27th, 2007 02:11:17 AM
I keep thinking back to the scene on Air Force One in Transformers with Dubya. "Can you wrangle me up some ding-dongs?" My God, that was so unfunny and awkward that it sent my colon into spasms.
Some potential here by maverick2484	Dec 27th, 2007 02:16:03 AM
I admire the ballsiness of the title, and the trailer is decent. Although, I'm a bit wary of this apparent franchise after the first one. The first one sucks, it really does. It seemed like it was written by two 40 year olds who were self-conciously trying to figure out what raunchy humour is, instead of actually knowing what it is. Like, the whole concept of TRYING to be a modern-day Cheech and Chong is totally ass backwards, since the essence of Cheech and Chong is that their personas seem so natural. The whole Neil Patrick Harris thing? What the hell is that? I bet the writers had a line in their first draft that said "insert random, ironic celebrity here". Was Ralph Macchio unavailable? Did Corey Haim not return their calls? Plus the Cheetah scene was one of the sheer dumbest sequences in any movie, ever, and the notion that White Castle would still be serving sliders in the morning, though a minor quibble, pissed me off (probably because it came at the end of a movie that I hadn't enjoyed). So yeah, lots of room for improvement with this sequel.
Newer Trailer: http://tinyurl.com/2vx7yk by rchaud98	Dec 27th, 2007 02:17:42 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2vx7yk
I have never seen so many hyphens and ellipses in all my life. by pip1345	Dec 27th, 2007 02:50:53 AM
Harry, you're so annoying! Were those pauses? If so, they were unnecessary. I'd rather burn for all eternity than be you, Harry. Just...FYI.
Versetol [and Kelsey's Grammar] by Napoleon Park	Dec 27th, 2007 02:55:58 AM
Harold and Kumar and white and Castle was on TBT 2-Mite; I gave it most of 45 minutes and them bailed, I couldn't stand it. It is worth commending them for doing a Cheech and Chong movie without white leads... except that C&C were Maxican and a half-Chinese guy. Funny power of the press careful what you say anectote: Cheech and Chong went on a talk show and Cheech Marin casually said to Tommy Chong "Did you ever notice that your daughter looks more like me?" Cheech and Chong broke up about a month later and Rae Dawn Chong's career tanked. Because of that one offhanded callous remark Cheech had to be in "Tin Cup" and "Nash Bridges" and Chong had to do "that '70s show" and hard time for selling bongs on the internet or something. Screw White Castle, real oily peanut butter on whole wheat toast with peanuts and craisins. Try it. The clip did seem amusing, maybe that one I'll watch on TNT in 2011.
Dude, did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car? by Zino	Dec 27th, 2007 03:54:36 AM
That comment alone was worth the rental on the original. Plus, I am easy to please. Count me in.
How the movie should address NPH's gayness... by ConanBaltar	Dec 27th, 2007 04:02:50 AM
Harold and Kumar should bring it up, and all NPH should say is: "It's just an act! Girls love gay guys. Do you know how much pussy I get from girls that think I'm gay??"
slusho ads on aicn. cool.. by couP	Dec 27th, 2007 04:08:42 AM
excellent, I love a good racial stereotype movie.
Wil Watch by Mr_X	Dec 27th, 2007 04:42:44 AM
loved the first movie, was great to see a comedy with asians in the title roles. THis was it was actually hilarious, both these guys have great on screen chemistry. john cho has a talent for comedy, he was excellent in kitchen confidential ( DAMM YOU FOX!) Kal has been excellent of late in House, and enjoyed his performance in the namesake. FOr the haters.. you dont like it meh who gives a fuck.
"Like Eurotrip, but it won't suck."? by tonagan	Dec 27th, 2007 06:11:44 AM
But I liked Eurotrip. They're probably just jealous that it beat them to the Amsterdam angle.
zombot.com by MC-909	Dec 27th, 2007 07:04:40 AM
You don't have to be white to be a frat-boy. Just sayin'. Oh, and H&K2 looks pretty funny.
I finally saw this Superbad picture you all like so much by Spandau Belly	Dec 27th, 2007 07:05:58 AM
It was pretty funny, it kinda reminded me of Harold & Kumar with a little Dazed & Confused. Good times.
Hey Maverick by MC-909	Dec 27th, 2007 07:08:32 AM
Here's why Corey Haim didn't return any phone calls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hnazkl-T01Q Wow, just, wow.
they are probably on their way to amsterdam by seekshelter	Dec 27th, 2007 07:46:01 AM
...when they get picked up at the airport...
agreed zombot by MC-909	Dec 27th, 2007 08:19:12 AM
I too am sick of frat-people movies. I think Hollywood assumes EVERYONE went to college and therefore tailors their product accordingly. They forget about, like you said, the day-to-day shit that makes up real life. That's where H&K come in. Long live Neil Patrick Harris!
appreciation by darwinwins	Dec 27th, 2007 08:19:47 AM
to appreciate a movie like this, you have to look beyond the sophomore humor -- you have to of an ethnic minority group growing up in the states. the first movie was genuinely funny but also had a lot of brain power working overtime in the background. the cultural stereotypes were all pretty much spot-on in a rather tragic way. it helps that i'm korean and my best friend is actually indian.
When can we see more goofing on Mulsim Terrorists? by classyfredblassy	Dec 27th, 2007 08:24:24 AM
I mean, it is so funny when a woman is blown up because she didn't cover her face and she wanted to run for office: Pakistan's former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday in the wake of a suicide bombing that killed at least 14 of her supporters, doctors, a spokesman for her party and other officials said.
napoleon park by slkboxrman	Dec 27th, 2007 09:08:33 AM
WTF is a "maxican" ?? is that a new kind of decepticon ? lol u may have been mocking someone else.... the movie looks great and hillarious...the first one was excellent too.......and whoever was talking about the greAT Debators, im gonna pass on that one , it looks like crap....and talking about stuff coming out online before the movie....how about the new stargate movie "ark of truth" is online already and its not supposed to be released on DVD till march....the special effects arent finished in some of the space shots and weapons effects but it is the movie and it was excellent...check it out
I saw the premier for the first one at the chinese by DURANGO66	Dec 27th, 2007 09:16:03 AM
man theater in hollywood for free, thay gave us free popcorn and drinks it was awsome!!! but yeah the end of the trailer was so funny ah good times...
maverick by slkboxrman	Dec 27th, 2007 09:23:20 AM
stfu....please.... im gonna assume ur in ur 40s or 50s or just really love cheech and chong.....most posters in here dont know who cheech&chong were...and this is wayyy better...and it seems ur tryin to say this movie is bogus because they arent "real" potheads ? ...from lookin at post after post i really am starting to think that one or two people are posting in these rooms under 2 or more names ,because its oddly familiar, same stupidity, same cynicallness, or whatever...anyone else get that impression...and lay off harrys spelling, who cares how u spell on a website ? and yes i doubt young children visit this site as much as u regulars that sit here day in and day out and post over and over and over....yes 8yr olds have girlfriends , probably all of your girlfriends cuz u dont leave AICN....."sorry baby, i gotta post on AICN today, DrWho season 400 just got released today, i gotta defend why a sucky show like that is still relevant" "ill fuck u later"
You know what? This will be shit just like the 1st one was shit. by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 27th, 2007 09:37:24 AM
Plain and simple.
why am i suddenly by BigTexas42	Dec 27th, 2007 10:31:40 AM
wanting to eat a cheese burger?
I think I can personally relate to Harold and Kumar by smackfu	Dec 27th, 2007 10:37:14 AM
a bit easier than Cheech and Chong. No comparison. 2 guys getting baked and going out looking for junk food is not the same as Cheech and Chong.
afraid to say it by reckni	Dec 27th, 2007 10:49:40 AM
This actually looks alright.
BrowncoatJedi by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 27th, 2007 10:52:00 AM
Sure to be a hit with your mom right after she blows both Harold and Kumar. Hey, as long as she brings me my money, I'm cool with it.
more even amateur by ArcadianDS	Dec 27th, 2007 11:08:56 AM
first i watched this on the 23rd. second, its going to be 2008 and we're still using 1997 era messages. How about with the new year, we get threaded talkbacks?
Threaded talkbacks- FIRST! by Spank	Dec 27th, 2007 11:21:24 AM
Would only confuse folks around here- besides everyoine would be starting a new thread everytime they talk back just so they can yell "First!!"
EXTREEEEME!!!!! by Cameron1	Dec 27th, 2007 11:23:11 AM
Hah, the skewering of those Jackass types was the best part of the first movie, the misdirecting start was very good too. And the liberal application boobs. And Neil patrick Harris. Overall a lot funnier than you're average "pot comedy".
CONNIELICIOUS ! TERRORIZERS ! by JeffManSixtyFo	Dec 27th, 2007 11:30:20 AM
I LOVE IT! Thanks Harry! That scene with Kal Penn in that ladys dream making downed airplane motions with his hand reminds me of SOUL MAN where each family member had their own daydream with different stereotypes for C.Thomas Howells "black guy".These are the shock images that make us laugh like GROOVETUBE/TUNNELVISION/KENTUC KY-FRIED Movie did back in the day
yeah looks stupid... by spidercoz	Dec 27th, 2007 11:42:47 AM
and balls funny. I'm in.
Integrity Services? by Pixeldriver	Dec 27th, 2007 11:55:35 AM
Now we've gotta put information that matches our government issued ID to see a red-band trailer? Here's a big bag of Fuck You to the studios.
Benazir Bhutto Assassinated by GrandMuffTarkin	Dec 27th, 2007 12:40:56 PM
We're all gonna die.
Fuck fucking spelling!! by Fart_Master_Flex	Dec 27th, 2007 12:44:12 PM
Every time someone posts a review or preview or some shit, some people get all up in the air over the spelling. Do people realize the point of this site?! It is to geek out over movies, not geek out over spelling. If you want spell checking, go to EW.com or some other boring ass reputable site. Fuuck Speeeliingk!! Oh and this movie looks so good. I have such a soft spot in my heart for the first film.
why is this so funny? by samsquanch	Dec 27th, 2007 12:47:54 PM
I'm an intelligent, educated, full grown man. I should find this vile and sad, and yet, I'm pretty sure this is going to be fucking hilarious. It's a sorry statement on our culture when the only real comment you'll find on some of the more sensitive contemporary issues will come in the form of a college pot and tits movie. I was laughing through the whole trailer.
versatol by SkeletonParty	Dec 27th, 2007 12:56:25 PM
I didn't even chuckle at this. Am I getting old? Frankly, if a movie doesn't have poon-fangs, I'm not going.
What Wouldn't NPH Do? by ironic_name	Dec 27th, 2007 01:52:25 PM
'omosexical.
Frankly, if a movie doesn't have poon-fangs, I'm not going. by ironic_name	Dec 27th, 2007 01:56:18 PM
= win.
No, SkeletonParty... by SonOfAGlitch	Dec 27th, 2007 02:52:48 PM
you aren't old. You've just developed a sense of humor beyond the junior high mentality. At least with aptow's stuff there's a modicum of decent writing. "Hey, I know, let's mock W, that'll garner a laugh for sure! Great idea! This way we won't have to be imaginative at ALL! Mo' Money!"
I saw the first two thirds of this movie... it's garbage. by iamnicksaicnsn	Dec 27th, 2007 03:53:46 PM
Total and utter garbage. And it's ludicrous they would put the focus on Guantanamo Bay, as it has little or nothing to do with the god damn movie. They are in there for maybe 5 to 10 minutes and then "SPOILER ALERT" they get out. The whole point of the movie is that they are trying to go to Amsterdam to meet with the chick that Kal Penn likes, not getting into Guantanamo Bay. And the jokes are so damn simplistic, though there was a cool scene where there's a bottomless party of 99% girls.
Never saw the first one, but this by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Dec 27th, 2007 04:42:26 PM
looks stupidly funny. Okay, I saw five minutes of the first one on basic cable. Stopped watching because as it was basic they edited the hell out of it.
Looks like Harold & Kumar visited Police Squad... by Cheif Brody	Dec 27th, 2007 04:53:20 PM
Kept waiting for Leslie Neilsen and OJ Simpson to bust through the door. The Red Band trailer rocks. Can't understand why Doogie is being portrayed as a straight dude still...now that he's "out" and about.
Looks good by HeyJoe	Dec 27th, 2007 05:01:35 PM
Now I might actually have to go rent the first one.
Old OLD news guys... by dr_john_zoidberg	Dec 27th, 2007 05:14:21 PM
This trailer was old news a week ago. Not to mention the red band trailer hit about 2 weeks back. I'll see it, I could do without the George W. Bush bit, though. Not because I like him, I DON'T, I loathe the prez. Those jokes just never work. Ever.
Neil being gay by Bouncy X	Dec 27th, 2007 06:01:48 PM
wasnt this movie made before he came out? cuz that could explain if there's no mention of it. although this is the age of reshoots, so they might have shot new stuff to stay "up to date"
Now this looks funny by geodesigns	Dec 27th, 2007 06:40:53 PM

iamnicksaicnsn must be a lame douche!!! by bigernlongtime	Dec 27th, 2007 06:46:13 PM
I saw this entire movie. Not two-thirds. The whole thing. Where? At a test screening three or four months ago. It wasn't the finished product, but the entire audience fucking loved it. At least it seemed like everyone loved it because people were laughing their asses off the whole time and even applauded at parts. But, in a theater of 300 people, there are always some douches. It's too bad one of the few douches is posting here, because he/she definitely didn't represent how most of us felt. In terms of theater experience (huge laughs and big crowd reactions), this ranks right up there with Apatow's movies of the past year. How somebody could talk so much shit about this movie blows my mind when it seemed like everyone was having a blast.
Time to Invade Somebody Else by RightSock	Dec 27th, 2007 06:59:49 PM
I find it very funny that Hollywood continues to think we care about their political viewpoints. Can't even make a stoner movie without taking shots at Uncle George. S'OK, history will vindicate the Prez. In the meantime...let's invade Iran and really piss off the Lefties
Harold and Kumar and the quest for Habeas corpus by conspiracy	Dec 27th, 2007 07:54:23 PM

Craptastic by Teddy Artery	Dec 27th, 2007 11:01:08 PM
The first one was bad... this one de-elevates to new lows.
i saw this movie at a test screening as well... by DarthNilus88	Dec 27th, 2007 11:47:06 PM
And I agree with the post above that iamnicksaicnsn is a lame douche. Me, my friends, and everyone else in the test audience roared with laughter. I understand that comedy is subjective, but it always bothers me when someone complains about jokes being offensive, lowbrow, or "simplistic." All I care about is if the damn thing is funny. I was a fan of the first movie, so I was skeptical, but the writers/directors really took it to the next level. There are jokes about every culture, Rob Corddry is awesome, and NPH plays an even bigger role this time. And btw-- any straight guy who disses this movie after seeing the bottomless party should turn in his cock and join a figure skating team. As for the title, it's not misleading at all. It's called "escape from guantanamo bay" because that's what happens in the movie. The plot isn't about two guys trying to get to Amsterdam. It's about two guys trying to clear their names after they escape from guantanamo bay. Hence, "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay." I was hoping it was going to be "Harold & Kumar go to Amsterdam," but after seeing the movie, I'm glad they decided to do something different than Eurotrip.
Treason!!! by kevinwillis.net	Dec 28th, 2007 04:48:38 AM
Everyone knows the only folks we let out of Gitmo are "non-combatents" who mysteriously turn up on the battlefield, killing US soldiers! Seriously, I think it's treasonous to make another Harold and Kumar movie.
Hey BushButtfuckers by AINCFullofretardedneocons	Dec 28th, 2007 12:45:50 PM
Looks like some retarded inbred AINCErs (all of them) cant get thier dick out of Bush's,Keep spreading your xenophobic propoganda you xtian righttards.
by AINCFullofretardedneocons	Dec 28th, 2007 12:46:23 PM
Btw Bushes ass.
Hey, Rightsock by Buck Turgidson	Dec 29th, 2007 08:20:03 AM
Lighten up. And only one colossal failure of a war per presidency.
AINCFullofretardedneocons by TheBloop	Dec 29th, 2007 05:26:40 PM
I found some photos of you and your friends. Lovely bunch, they are: http://www.zombietime.com/sf_r ally_november_3_200 4/
Suck my balls LongTime and Darth. by iamnicksaicnsn	Dec 29th, 2007 07:13:40 PM
Just because you guys are too retarded to realize shitty comedy when you see it, doesn't mean I'm the lame douche. Who gives a shit if it makes fun of every culture if they're stupid lame (and easy) stereotypes that not even Carlos Mencia would use. As for people in the audience liking it, the majority of America is pretty fucking retarded if you've never taken the time to check. And if you're going to use a figure skating joke, I'm the Will Ferrell to your Amy Pohler in Blades of Glory flick, that was ok, but not as good as it could have been.
iamnicksaicnsn yes you are a douche by dromoe	Dec 30th, 2007 12:04:55 AM
I read this script months ago and was the first one to post about it on the web. your description of the movie is not accurate. Which to me means (A) you never saw it OR (B)your a douche. Either way though you are in fact a douche. this movie will rock, sorry about your luck.
Well, ok, to be fair, the last time I saw what I saw... by iamnicksaicnsn	Dec 30th, 2007 04:27:29 AM
was June, so mayyybe it's improved since then. And ok, so maybe you could argue that I was wrong in the sense that they have to try to clear their names, but I'm not wrong that they're in Guantanamo for what couldn't have been more than 10 minutes. The whole goal of the movie was to go meet that chick that Harold liked in Amsterdam. On the way they get mistaken for terrorists because rascally ol' Kumar tries to smoke on the plane, and people confuse the bong for a bomb and get sent to Guantanamo. Rob Corddry (who I applaud for trying his damnedest with mediocre material), makes some jokes about them as Koreans and Al Qaeda. They escape (can't remember exactly how, vaguely remember some crazy cell mate), get back to the US, ask their friend who's throwing the bottomless party for help, the friend tells them to go to see the jack-ass republican guy who's going out with Kumar's ex, they try to shake the feds, meet up with some hicks who I believe had a sex addiction or something, Rob Corddry brings their parents in and makes lame jokes about not being able to understand them when they're clearly speaking english, and then they meet up with Neil Patrick Harris. NPH was actually starting to make the thing funny, but unfortunately for me I couldn't finish it. But seriously, who gives a fuck if you read the script and posted about it first. That doesn't mean you saw the movie. That doesn't mean you saw the horrible delivery. I'm sorry to disappoint, but Half Baked this is not. This isn't even How High (which I enjoy, but is clearly not as good as Half Baked) (interesting that all three of this pot movies start with 'H', probably not coincidental).
God Bless you Lefties by RightSock	Dec 30th, 2007 12:51:12 PM
You make us on the Right look brilliant and eloquent. Find me another 4+ year ground war that has yielded only 3900 dead US servicemen. Each loss tragic, but in the non-emotional evaluation of war, acceptable.
RightSock is the douchiest douche by DarthNilus88	Dec 31st, 2007 12:12:20 AM
If RightSock dies, it would be tragic. But in the non-emotional evaluation of douchebags in this country, it would be acceptable.
Rightsock by samsquanch	Dec 31st, 2007 01:33:20 PM
Still time to make it 3901. Or do you just like to talk?
samsquanch, well played, sir by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 31st, 2007 10:33:32 PM

RightSock, what you meant to say is that this war... by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 31st, 2007 10:34:52 PM
has thus far yielded the lowest number of casualties, less progress, and is far more pointless than any four+ year war in our history. Sorry to put words in your mouth, pal, but my dick was getting sore.
TheBloop you retarded inbred right-wing loon by AINCFullofretardedneocons	Jan 6th, 2008 12:33:08 PM
TheBloop: http://santiago.indymedia.org/ uploads/2006/12/neonazi3.jpg Aren't they a nice bunch

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