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Keira Knightley is a hot and vintage sexy tomboy beanpole as THE DUCHESS!!!

by IGoToCollege	Dec 26th, 2007 07:15:17 PM
First.
... by I Cant Believe I Actually Registered	Dec 26th, 2007 07:18:33 PM
often times i am creeped out by this website. and this is one of those times.
YAY!!! by DigitalBeachWar	Dec 26th, 2007 07:18:57 PM
YAY!!!
Keira Knightley - Oscar winner. by Pennsy	Dec 26th, 2007 07:21:29 PM
Make it so, Academy. She kicked booty in Atonement.
so hot by drstinkfinger	Dec 26th, 2007 07:35:53 PM
so fucking hot
Ricardo Montalban had a better chest by aboriginal	Dec 26th, 2007 07:36:33 PM
in Star Trek II . . . not that I had a man crush or anything.
I used to think she was hot... by grievenom	Dec 26th, 2007 07:36:46 PM
a few years back. But not so much anymore. Her sharp underbite chin bothers me, and she just doesn't seem very sexual.
No, I'M the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet by Bob of the Shire	Dec 26th, 2007 07:43:05 PM
I kinda agree with grievenom. I used to have a legendary hardon for Keira (starting right after PotC1) but not so much anymore. She needs to gain a little weight, just enough to round out her curves and make her not look like a walking skeleton.
Hasn't been hot since she was 18 by performingmonkey	Dec 26th, 2007 07:47:58 PM
I don't care what she says about her being naturally skinny, there's a difference in being that and being like a skeleton. She obviously has a problem and she'll come clean about it when her career hits hurdles in the future.
meh by eXcommunicated	Dec 26th, 2007 08:13:27 PM
Keira is hot and all, but the gal really needs to get away from these Oscar-bait wannabe period pieces. When is the last time we saw her on screen in a pair of jeans? Domino? Hell, why doesn't she do a Sci-Fi pic? Or go even further back in history and a movie about Rome or something? Just do something to get away from Victorian England.
She looks like a SKELETON! by travis-dane	Dec 26th, 2007 08:32:08 PM
Has she flesh under her skin?Go eat something girl.
What's the deal with those AOL.com fuckers? by Korrom	Dec 26th, 2007 08:46:56 PM
Everytime I try to play a Trailer through their .com site, I get the message, that the trailer is "currently not available in my area". They're reverse DNSsing and see that my HQ is in Germany. So, their Trailers are not for Europe I suppose? Suck my shiny metal ass, AOL fuckers!
Keira will win an Oscar... by jabbathegriffin	Dec 26th, 2007 09:19:08 PM
...because nobody buys magazines with Marion Cotillard on the cover.
Does Keira Knightley do anything but 18 century movies anymore?! by slicer	Dec 26th, 2007 10:01:55 PM
I mean seriously, besides Domino, every movie she's been in lately involves her being in a corset and a hair piece!! I want to be able to jerk off to her in a regular movie please! One that's set in the 20th century!! DANG!
There's a good chance... by dzot	Dec 26th, 2007 10:11:43 PM
...she'll have a peppermint stick up her ass in this film.
The book the film is based on is NOT a novel; it is history by TheJerseyScumbag	Dec 26th, 2007 10:14:56 PM
Amanda Foreman's "Georgiana: Duchess of Devonshire" is a history book and a very good one.
I'm sick of her and her gimmick by AlwaysThere	Dec 26th, 2007 10:20:25 PM
Fuck these overrated Oscar bait roles.
Yeah, but at least it ain't Domino 2. by CreasyBear	Dec 26th, 2007 10:35:46 PM

Jett's mother by CellarDweller	Dec 26th, 2007 11:15:16 PM
Yeah, rape is LOL shit! How about I rape your whore of a mother in the ass Jett?! Still laughing? Note to retards: rape = not funny (Keira Knightly isn't a souless piece of cardboard--she's someone's daughter...)
Keira is not sexual?? by Dr Hemlock	Dec 26th, 2007 11:25:20 PM
She was pretty damn sexual in Domino. The movie was silly; the dialogue was jaw-droppingly stupid, but the sight of Keira in those leather pants? Oh. My. God.
Viagra...yeah right... by pk68	Dec 26th, 2007 11:44:25 PM
If you like your women with no ass, no tits, and looking like you haven't eaten in years. She tries way to hard to look like a model the way she hold her mouth. I couldn't believe the sports bra she wore in the Beckham soccer flick, hell she didn't need it. Parminder Nagra was a million times hotter and she has boobs.
Is there REALLY a reason for her to wear a corset? by cornponious	Dec 26th, 2007 11:59:35 PM
Really?
Barbara Stanwyck is the sexiest tomboy beanpole! by Uncle Stan	Dec 27th, 2007 12:03:53 AM
Watching some of her work tonight, had to stop and spank the monkey. Oh, yeah.
Haven't I seen this like, oh a million times before? by Stormwatcher	Dec 27th, 2007 12:25:06 AM
Or have a I just fallen asleep yet again. Another Merchant Ivory-ish piece where men confess their love in stolen whispers and women exhibit strong willed temperments to the disdain of their father/mother/nursemaid/societ y. Oh my God I would actually rather see another Will Ferrell comedy to this....Please someone do something original, how about aliens in the time of Cholera or something?
Does Keira sing Fergalicious or is it dubbed? by Flim Springfield	Dec 27th, 2007 12:33:37 AM

Call me crazy... by IMScully33	Dec 27th, 2007 01:43:24 AM
But I don't think Keira is anorexic. I saw her Singapore Pirate costume on display and it looked amazingly "normal-sized." She's skinny but not freakishly so. I could have worn it and I'm a size 6, so take that for what it's worth.
Atonement was soooooooo overrated. by Executor	Dec 27th, 2007 03:13:21 AM
Keira was ok...did a good job with what she was given not really a showy or particularly three-dimensional role.
just saw atonement.. by couP	Dec 27th, 2007 03:50:20 AM
AWESOME. and the score was the best of the year with the use of that typewriter.
Keira Knightly IS the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet! by GuyGardner	Dec 27th, 2007 06:28:38 AM
I didn't think I'd get a chance to post that again. PHEW.
looks boring by Dazzler69	Dec 27th, 2007 06:41:59 AM
She get naked in this? Then I will wait for captures as usual.
Might actually be kind of pretty.... by grendel69	Dec 27th, 2007 07:48:33 AM
If she ate something.
I thought she was a dude,, by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan	Dec 27th, 2007 08:37:33 AM
until the last Pirates movie....Now I am certain she is.
I can't believe you got me to watch that. by 3 Bag Enema	Dec 27th, 2007 09:17:34 AM
I didn't realize I had accidentally typed "aintitqueer.com"
Dear Korrom, by 3 Bag Enema	Dec 27th, 2007 09:22:12 AM
What the are we, AOL technical support? Eat a bowl of fuck.
NOT HOT by DamnMichaelBay	Dec 27th, 2007 09:25:10 AM
Now I wouldn't say no, but then I'm not a picky fuck, but she is not my idea of an attractive woman. An attractive skeleton, yes.
Keira! You must eat NOW! by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 27th, 2007 09:32:14 AM
Skeletal remains acting ain't sexy.
Cast her in a Requiem for a Dream remake by emp	Dec 27th, 2007 10:12:03 AM
She got the skinny drug addict look. And they should extend the "ass to ass" scene at the end to about 20 minutes.
Jett by CellarDweller	Dec 27th, 2007 10:20:58 AM
So you're a fan of anal rape and you're homophobic? You're batting a thousand Jett. So I'm gay just b/c I wouldn't rape Keira's ass? She's attractive enough, and I've got fantasies about her as much as the next straight guy, but they don't include raping her ass. Get some therapy asshole!
none for me, thanks. by BigTexas42	Dec 27th, 2007 10:30:48 AM
Kiera looks like the girl you play xbox with, not whose x-box you play with. she reminds me of my sister. And not that I've ever been one to judge a persons character or acting ability on looks, but she just doesn't do it for me. Couldn't they have gotten Kate Winslet? she does this period stuff, doesn't she? now there's a girl I could wrap my arms around! (gotta go watch my Jude-Iris compilation tape!)
that hairdo --- I'm flashing on Elsa Lanchester by kabong	Dec 27th, 2007 10:39:25 AM
Bride of Frankenstein
Thanks slicer by eXcommunicated	Dec 27th, 2007 10:46:52 AM
We are in agreement. Her next movie needs to be something set in modern times or a sci-fi flick. Hell, I'd even go for a sword and sandal flick. ANYTHING but another Victorian Age bore fest.
She's hot... by ZeroCorpse	Dec 27th, 2007 10:48:42 AM
If you like skinny teenaged boys.
well, ZeroCorpse, movie producers do like by kabong	Dec 27th, 2007 11:06:54 AM
skinny teenaged boys
Why fantasize about Keira when I can just go out and fuck a real by godoffireinhell	Dec 27th, 2007 11:28:28 AM
Answer me that.
I'm always surprised... by TheIronGiant	Dec 27th, 2007 11:34:01 AM
...that they can make it look like Keira has tits!
Jett by CellarDweller	Dec 27th, 2007 12:14:49 PM
Your moronic comments speak volumes. Are you 12 years old? That would explain a lot. If you own a gun, please consider putting it in your mouth (or up your ass since you love that orifice) and pull the trigger. At the very least, don't have kids. I'm not going to waste another second debating a rancid piece of dog shit.
Does her cootch have teeth? by SkeletonParty	Dec 27th, 2007 12:32:25 PM
because I'd gladly feed my ding-ding to it.
unfair judgement. by occula	Dec 27th, 2007 12:32:47 PM
when i was 22 i was 6' tall and weighed around 130. to the average passer-by, i was as thin as a model. i weigh a lot more now because i'm more than 10 years older and lazy as shite, but back then i was thin. when i was 16 - the age keira was when she made 'beckham' - i probably weighed about 110, because i was an athlete. i think the problem with everybody thinking the girl is so thin is that her face looks much older than she actually is; she looks like a mature, beautiful woman in her late 20s, and has done for like 8 years. so we think she's too thin because if you saw a 30 year old woman weighing 110 pounds, you'd say eek. but a girl? many girls who work out a lot and are under stress are thin. i remember eating a pizza a day in college and because i played sports i was still a size 8. imagine if your life is completely abnormal, you have people controlling what you eat all the time because you're going to be on the cover of a magazine, and you work roughly 12-16 hours a day on a shoot, plus you obviously have killer metabolism, and that's why you're thin. i'm not condoning the lifestyle, but i understand how it could be so (and i've worked in film and tv for years so i know perfectly well what it's like for an actress on the day-to-day of a shoot).
a bit more soapbox by occula	Dec 27th, 2007 12:35:39 PM
that film isn't victorian. victorian refers to the era in england when victoria was queen,early 1830s until the turn of the century. regardless, i kept waiting for a funny line of dialogue and it never came. i thought the duchess of devonshire was supposed to be all sassy and funny. i want a period movie that's funny. is that so hard to do? weren't people funny back then?
LOL at Jett by Dr_Zoidberg	Dec 27th, 2007 12:38:53 PM
You're using the term "gay" as if it's still offensive, GET WITH THE TIMES MAN! If you want to attack someone be intelligent about it, cause you've just been BRUMBLED! On topic, this film looks boring! Lucius Dei does not work for the trailer of a period piece. I can only hope this is R-rated/15 and Keira gets naked. Her nakedness made Silk a better experience (although why that film was universally panned I have no clue, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad either, just a bit boring). But as for the 'skinny' comments, I have no love for anorexic girls, but I really don't see Knightley as unnaturally skinny, she is a bit off-proportion (skinny torso, small tits, with thicker legs and plump, nicely rounded arse... you just have to see those bikini pictures). Still lovely though. I'll stop now, starting to sound like a perv...
Ok I admit it...I'd let Keira do her after dinner puke on me. by conspiracy	Dec 27th, 2007 12:50:11 PM
Then again it'd be worth it to Donkey Bonk her and give her the brown eye cream pie. Christ this board has infected me with a perversion.
wow... by BigTexas42	Dec 27th, 2007 01:13:52 PM
OK, so I'm pretty sure Jett is just spouting that "rape is fun" bullshit just to get a rise out of people. OK mission accomplished. Unfortunately, it sort of crosses a line. Maybe I'm a big ol' prude for having a line to cross, but anyone who knows anyone who has been effected (affected? i always get that wrong) by a rape knows that there is nothing light or funny about it. It's kinda like the holocaust. Some people think they are being edgy and cool by making light of it, but there's really nothing to be made light of. SO, mr. Jett, go ahead and have your jollies ("ohh, look how mad people get when i pretend rape is funny. i'm so cool") just wanna balance the karma of this talkback by saying that rape is not all that cool, and CellarDweller is not the only one who had a problem with it. OK, diatribe done. Back to discussing the relative attractiveness of thin, less endowed women.
xiphos, i put on my leia santa outfit for you by occula	Dec 27th, 2007 01:48:38 PM
hey pal, happy hols. i actually played neither; to my eternal amusement, i have always sucked at sports with balls. cue sniggering i was recruited to row crew and was nationally ranked until i broke my back like the overeager lunatic i was. now i am a pathetic shell of my former self.
anytime by occula	Dec 27th, 2007 02:14:46 PM
hospital, yuck! well i hope 2008 brings a better year for you, chock-a-block full of good tail, good sequels and the end to chinese oil occupation in sudan. cheerio!
DON'T RAPE THAT ASS, MAKE GENTLE LOVE TO IT by BringingSexyBack	Dec 27th, 2007 04:04:04 PM
She'd be a lot hotter if she gained about 15 to 20 pounds. Hey Xiphos and Occula, it's good to know some normal people are hooking up on AICN other than Anchorite and AnimalStructure. Have fun kiddies!
Snooozey Woozey by 5 by 5	Dec 27th, 2007 07:19:40 PM
Yet another "waa I don't want to marry this guy I wanna get boinked by this other guy" movie. Yawn.
those are some mighty fine DS lips though by BMacSmith	Dec 27th, 2007 09:09:15 PM
too skinny but i'd do her.
funny hearing nerds on AICN say they wouldnt do Keira by BMacSmith	Dec 27th, 2007 09:13:50 PM
as if they had a choice. i think its just that perhaps AICN'ers would rather think of someone else while masterbating alone, which in their mind, makes them "picky".
My sweet 3 Bag Enema, by Korrom	Dec 27th, 2007 09:38:46 PM
up yours! Your worthless tech support will give me the exact same answer your nice script writes me. 'Cause see, when I stick a US proxy between your server an me, the trailer plays. So, my dearest shithead, why should I have to resort to cheap trickery, so I can watch a simple trailer? I just won't do that. If your trailer is so precious that it is not for european eyes, then why don't you give it a nice blowjob, and maybe your fine AOL tech support guys will join you. Have a nice one.
Funny British period movie? by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 27th, 2007 10:46:59 PM
Pride and Prejudice '05 was absolutely hilarious at times, laugh-out-loud so. Revoke my man card if you must, but I loved Pride and Prejudice. Beautiful movie.
The one thing I wished for in P&P, however by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 27th, 2007 10:52:30 PM
Was a brutal fight to the death between Lord Darcy and that officer douchebag. Jane Austen might not have gone for that kind of thing, but it would be in my version fo' sho'.
Harry I Believe the Term is Bodice Ripper by SakeDickens2006	Dec 27th, 2007 11:40:31 PM
a chick flick by any other name is still to be avoided.
Mmmmm Sexy Tomboy :D by s8ntmark	Dec 28th, 2007 02:43:49 AM
No one plays a sexy tomboy better than Keira Knightley...except maybe Jody Foster...Mmmmmm Freaky Friday :)
Only one more sexy than Kiera is... by Stark Industries	Dec 28th, 2007 01:20:31 PM
FERGIE! AND she IS a Duchess! Hmmm... We gotta get her in te movies! Maybe a remake of 'Bound' with her and Kiera! Yeah! That's it!!! Add a long shower scean... Oops. Sorry. I need a Kleenex. - Stark (Sometimes I repulse myself!... But only with one hand!)
Beautiful face.... by Mosquito March	Dec 28th, 2007 02:18:00 PM
...concentration camp body. If she put on a beard, she could star in a big-screen update of ANDERSONVILLE. Or she could be the washboard in EMMET OTTER 2.
Next up for her..the role of Skeletor by alienindisguise	Dec 28th, 2007 03:36:40 PM
give her a yellow face and your halfway ther already
Xiphos by Garbage	Dec 29th, 2007 03:31:08 PM
I'll bite: what was Occula's great comeback? Sorry, I always get excited whenever a woman visits this site.
Thanks, Xiphos. by Garbage	Dec 30th, 2007 12:42:31 PM
I agree that's a pretty good comeback, and I appreciate the context etc. And I think I know what you mean about being able to tell a female poster from a male (unless she's going undercover-- a "nerd narc," if you will). As for me, I'm either the ugliest female you never saw, or a man. To come clean, it's mostly column B. I'm from Canada, though, so if I come across as being a bit different, that could explain it.
As for Knightley by Garbage	Dec 30th, 2007 12:57:05 PM
I think she's attractive, and now that she's in her twenties I can say that publicly under my Christian name of Garbage. However, she does always look like she's overposing, as if she's afraid that someone'll take a bad picture of her. She still has a ways to go before she looks like her face is about to crack or explode like Zellweger and Kidman (both attractive women, but both always look severely constipated).
Good to know. by Garbage	Dec 30th, 2007 07:18:55 PM
I'll watch for examples of Occula's wit, though it's usually the stupidest throwaway comments on this site that make me laugh the hardest. Like that guy in the Mongol thread a couple of weeks ago who posted "Candygram for Mongol!" Why do I still find that so funny? Is it because I'm only a pawn in the game of life? Or is it because I'm an idiot?

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