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No way
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
11:23:35 AM
1st!
Almost a day late and a dollar short
by ptindy
Dec 18th, 2007
11:24:03 AM
This site is not for breaking news.......getting sloppy seconds is more like it!
Damn
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
11:24:24 AM
There are gonna be 8 bajillion posts here, and I'm actually 1st. I'm like totally gonna be famous!
I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact all New Lines
by judge dredds fresh undies
Dec 18th, 2007
11:24:58 AM
Funny to see them go crawling back to Jackson. They better get a decent director.
sweet
by tha plow
Dec 18th, 2007
11:25:07 AM
thank you movie gods
Drop Tin Tin and direct these!!!
by wildphantom07
Dec 18th, 2007
11:25:56 AM
let the berg do both chapters. Please Peter!! Still....this is INCREDIBLE news. I never thought the day would come
My heading should have been....
by judge dredds fresh undies
Dec 18th, 2007
11:25:58 AM
"I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact all New Lines recent films have bombed big time!"
Good Luck Harry
by Quin the Eskimo
Dec 18th, 2007
11:26:04 AM
Recover Quick
You're a Hard Hobbit to break - Fran Walsh to direct
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
11:26:07 AM
Me thinks this will be like the Wachowski brothers and V for Vendetta, where Jackson will actually get another name to direct (maybe his wife Fran Walsh) but he'll actually do most of the work. Fran if you remember directed many of the scenes in the trilogy (if you listen to the director's commentary) and some of her scenes were the best for sure. There's no way Peter is gonna let some guy take the ball and run an entirely different direction. Due to legal obligations Peter can't officially direct because he on these other two movies, but believe me He and Fran will indeed direct this and they'll just give the credit to someone else. This is so fantastic!!!!!
If you see only one film in 2010...
by epitone
Dec 18th, 2007
11:26:54 AM
...make sure it's Michael Bay's THE HOBBIT. Screenplay by Akiva Goldsman.
In the words of Tiny Tim...
by slone13
Dec 18th, 2007
11:26:58 AM
God bless us, everyone!
so the question is this
by waggy
Dec 18th, 2007
11:27:20 AM
will they go A-list with the director or lucas/wachowski it up and hire a director they can direct from the sidelines?
Bad day when Yahoo! News beats you to the punch
by Heckles
Dec 18th, 2007
11:27:24 AM
Ain't It Already Been Reported news.
Compass points to Hobbit...
by wildphantom07
Dec 18th, 2007
11:27:29 AM
'judge dredds fresh undies' you could have nailed it. Well done everyone for not turning up for Compass!!
I'm intrigued...
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Dec 18th, 2007
11:28:41 AM
by the idea to do a "sequel" film. How is an amalgamation of ancillary material going to work? Is it going to be a bunch of short stories, or focus on Frodo growing up in the Shire...? I didn't think there was that much missing between Hobbit and Fellowship. But good news nonetheless.
AHHHH! YES!
by tile_mcgillus
Dec 18th, 2007
11:28:55 AM
Fuck yeah bitches! AWESOME! I' am giddy like a school girl now!
Welcome back Gandalf the Grey!!!
by orionazul
Dec 18th, 2007
11:29:54 AM
Hopefully Ian McKellan agrees to reprise his role as Gandalf.
YES!!!
by Tinfang
Dec 18th, 2007
11:30:32 AM
Praise be to Manwe!!

1.) Hobbit adaptation, just like the vast majority wanted CHECK!

2.) PJ gets to "embellish (see: invent)" another Tolkien story CHECK!

Holy Mother of Luthien Tinuviel but this is exciting news!

YAAAAAY!!!!!
by mish87
Dec 18th, 2007
11:32:13 AM
I repeat: Yaaaaay! Was about time.
Please get Howard Shore again PJ.
by Tinfang
Dec 18th, 2007
11:33:12 AM
Whatever falling out you two had over the Kong score, settle it and get to work!
Blistering Barnacles in a thundering typhoon!!!
by bluelou_boyle
Dec 18th, 2007
11:33:37 AM
So who is going to direct me and Tintin ?!!!
Predictable
by Ye Not Guilty
Dec 18th, 2007
11:33:54 AM
After the failure of THE GOLDEN COMPASS, I thought that New Line would make nice w/ PJ soon.
Good news
by Cobbio
Dec 18th, 2007
11:34:08 AM
Glad to hear this. Can't wait to see what the sequel to "The Hobbit" might be. Anyone know? I've never read any of Tolkien's ancillary literature.

The best part of the deal is that Jackson will be filming both movies at once. Excellent.

Bilbo Casting
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
11:34:35 AM
Shia LaBeouf? Jack Black? Quentin Tarantino? Just as long as it's no one tacky.
NO COMIC RELIEF DWARVES PJ!!
by Tinfang
Dec 18th, 2007
11:35:11 AM
Please, please PJ, for the love of Aule, NO FARTY/BELCHING/TOSSED DWARVES.

Sorry about the caps folks but I just had to get PJ's attention.

Snore and Wow! all at the same time..
by Jugs
Dec 18th, 2007
11:35:17 AM
I hope it works.
If I had known that Golden Compass bombing would cause this...
by Ringwearer9
Dec 18th, 2007
11:35:45 AM
I'd have rooted for it to succeed.
Tinfang
by Quin the Eskimo
Dec 18th, 2007
11:37:02 AM
Those Dwarfs loved the bar.
TOO SOON!!!
by YotzVonFrelnik
Dec 18th, 2007
11:37:06 AM
Just kidding. This is too cool. Wotta' great Christmas miracle.
will it be GAY like LOTR?
by jivatmax
Dec 18th, 2007
11:37:24 AM
bunch of male characters gazing into each others eyes etc...
now that we are all in agreement....
by Magnethead
Dec 18th, 2007
11:37:26 AM
we can proceed to market the shit out of this and bleed your fucking wallets dry. C"MON PEOPLE ITS THE HOBBIT! GET A SECOND JOB! SELL YOUR YOUNGEST CHILD. THIS WILL BE BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING RETURN OF JESUS!! abut really ai cant wait to see it, and the subsequent milking of said franchise.
Dream Teaser:
by Dreamfasting
Dec 18th, 2007
11:37:31 AM
slow rasping voice over a montage: "This thing all things devours: birds, beasts, trees, flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stones to meal, slays king, ruins town and beats high mountain down." ... then the line from the Fellowship movie: "If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved" ... fade to title.
Wow, amazing.
by Rindain
Dec 18th, 2007
11:38:09 AM
Glad New Line made nice with PJ before the rights reverted. Now all we need is confirmation that Jackson will direct.
Who's writing the script?
by Jor-El23
Dec 18th, 2007
11:38:39 AM
I'm hesitant about anyone but the original team writing the actual scripts, especially for this Hobbit sequel. In the wrong hands it could be very dicey. Still exciting news.
IF Fran Walsh is directing, without Jackson ...
by Ringwearer9
Dec 18th, 2007
11:38:46 AM
Because the Zombie loving fucktard is committed to other projects, things may not be quite so dismal.
2 films?
by supertoyslast
Dec 18th, 2007
11:39:31 AM
I know that has always been the plan, but I don't see much need for a "linking" film. The Hobbit should be adapted, but should it really be followed up by a film cobbled together from stories outside of the main books? This film will be the last of the saga and can't help but be an anticlimax. Whereas The Hobbit would have been one hell of a way to go out.
Just watched the extended Lord of the Rings all day yesterday!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Dec 18th, 2007
11:39:40 AM
My buddy and I each drank a case of beer and I drank a bottle of mulled mead. It was the first time my buddy had seen the movies and he was floored with awe and alcohol.
Do they need two films?
by I Dunno
Dec 18th, 2007
11:40:07 AM
Oh, it's Jackson, of course they do.
I've been waiting for this news...
by Zorak5
Dec 18th, 2007
11:40:13 AM
Now all they have to do is (please!) announce Peter Jackson as the director.
ooops
by Magnethead
Dec 18th, 2007
11:40:39 AM
sorry for my little hatefest right there. the second hobbit movie just feels like dollar signs for someone. I do hope they will be good.

by jivatmax
Dec 18th, 2007
11:41:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =79tzQ8AT7bM
Peter and fran should at least over see the script.
by erichaislar
Dec 18th, 2007
11:41:14 AM
If not write it.
Greatest Christmas present ever! Since the last 3 movies.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Dec 18th, 2007
11:41:30 AM
Superior fiction then LOTR
by Quin the Eskimo
Dec 18th, 2007
11:41:38 AM
I wonder how it'll translate.
Hurry Up!
by Mr_X
Dec 18th, 2007
11:41:50 AM
Before all the lead actors die of old age.
Linking film features Giant Lion
by MontyPigeon
Dec 18th, 2007
11:42:04 AM
Wait and see. They know the box office money is there if it happens. We've already been letdown with Cloverfield promising it and then failing to deliver the goods.
HINO ! But in a good way!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Dec 18th, 2007
11:42:04 AM
Let the casting game begin!
by Tinfang
Dec 18th, 2007
11:43:12 AM
James McAvoy as Bilbo, natch. Oh lawks, Sir Ian gets to be Gandalf again!
The only Christmas present...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 18th, 2007
11:43:27 AM
...better than this news is the knowledge that somewhere out there right now, Ringwearer9 is gnashing his teeth and letting out a Vaderish "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooOOooOOo!!!!! !"
Smaug does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Dec 18th, 2007
11:44:24 AM
Smaug is going to be cinematic gold... the LOTR trilogy has many things going for it, but come on - it doesn't have a dragon! Hopefully the acting team will get back together (Serkis as Gollum, McKellen as Gandalf, and Weaving as Elrond) otherwise the continuity with the previous trilogy will be a bit blown, and I know that I am already looking forward to the day when I can watch the Extended Edition's of these two Hobbit movies in sequence with the LOTR (although all in one session might be a bit much!). If Jackson can't make it back then perhaps Peter Weir could be tempted - he's from a similar part of the world to Jackson and did a great job with MASTER AND COMMANDER. Brilliant news!
If Pete isn't going to direct, get Peter Weir please.
by jenkis
Dec 18th, 2007
11:44:26 AM
Keep Raimi the fuck away from this.
You're A Hard Hobbit To Break...
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Dec 18th, 2007
11:46:17 AM
into 2 films.
The real question is
by skycrapper
Dec 18th, 2007
11:48:01 AM
Will Bret (Brit) and Jemane make an appearence? "Awww yeeea, it's business time..."
sweet
by D'Jesus
Dec 18th, 2007
11:48:06 AM
I just spewed my shorts. I love that they did research through Tolkein's notes to put a story together for the sequel. This way it's not just some movie that Jackson made up. And can we please limit the number of "near death" scenes in these movies? God those were tiresome in the LOTR.
Awesome news!
by odysseus
Dec 18th, 2007
11:48:19 AM
please please please....
by joevfx
Dec 18th, 2007
11:48:38 AM
Peter JAckson Direct these , please please please...... God i cant wait to see his version of Smaug.
God, I'm glad Golden Compass failed.
by SkeletonParty
Dec 18th, 2007
11:50:06 AM
New Line tried it on their own and botched it.

I'm up for the extended edition box set that matches my LOTR sets.

Good news.

Hobbit 1.5
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Dec 18th, 2007
11:50:23 AM
A retelling of the story from the perspective of Smaug. 80 minutes of him sleeping in a cave.
Harry... you better do another 10-part write up!!
by elwen
Dec 18th, 2007
11:50:59 AM
Like the one you did for LotR. I still remember it from way back then, it was an amazing write up. So I hope you can do another one for this.
Thank You Golden Compass
by Saluki
Dec 18th, 2007
11:51:39 AM
For Bombing. The Hobbitt was way more enjoyable for me than The Lord of the Rings. Dragons 'n Dwarves!
Yeah Harry and another round of twenty questions!
by Tinfang
Dec 18th, 2007
11:52:19 AM
Wooo Hooo!
by monorail77
Dec 18th, 2007
11:52:38 AM
Looked like this may never happen, but here we go. Can't wait. Bring on 2010 (and 2011!!)
Hey Harry
by mukhtabi
Dec 18th, 2007
11:52:49 AM
Since we all know you and the esteemed Mr. Jackson are buds, does he have a short list of candidates he's considering to direct this yet? Just curious
Don't forget to do a sequel to "Black Sheep"
by C.K. Lamoo
Dec 18th, 2007
11:55:41 AM
I loved that film.
Chip the cups and crack the plates...
by SimpleSandwiches
Dec 18th, 2007
11:56:51 AM
...a 2nd, filler Hobbit movie: that's what SimpleSandwiches hates.

Make 1, 4-hour Hobbit movie please. No need to see what happened between Hobbit and LOTR. If George Fuck-us can leave a 20-year gap between 2 epics, so can PJ.

And to the poster who doesn't want comic-relief elves...um, read the book. There's 12 of them.

And I'm having flashbacks of Sean Connery's Dragonheart = Smaug. PJ HAS to get this right!!!!
I meant comic-relief dwarves
by SimpleSandwiches
Dec 18th, 2007
11:57:49 AM
James McAvoy as Bilbo?
by Shigeru
Dec 18th, 2007
11:58:27 AM
genius, I say! This is awesome.
Horror Awards
by bobbyjoe1985
Dec 18th, 2007
11:59:12 AM
Join the Facebook group, "Horror awards" to vote for the best horror films of 2007.
MARTIN FREEMAN FOR BILBO!!!!
by Gilkuliehe
Dec 18th, 2007
11:59:24 AM
Peter Weir directing if Jackson is too busy.
Will Jackson ever NOT adapt anything?
by Lenny8
Dec 18th, 2007
12:01:42 PM
Hack
best christmas present ever
by LegoKenobi
Dec 18th, 2007
12:05:37 PM
awesome news, just *awesome*. i'm not completely sold on the whole "2 movies" thing, but if they keep the hobbit to one movie, and then the second movie is made up of ancillary material, well, there's plenty of that to do one. there's quite a long time between the hobbit and fellowship, and lots of behind-the-scenes stuff went on with gandalf, aragorn, and the other races. BRING IT ON, PETER! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
TINTIN wont get in THE HOBBIT's way...
by FilmNerdJamie
Dec 18th, 2007
12:08:53 PM
Spielberg and Jackson have said it'll only take about a month to get all the motion capture work done with the actors. The bulk of that film will come in post-production. So it shouldnt be a problem for Jackson...
great news...
by just pillow talk
Dec 18th, 2007
12:09:16 PM
I can't wait for the talkbacks on these movies. If only it were in production sooner...
I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more Gandalf.
by YotzVonFrelnik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:11:23 PM
I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more Gandalf.
Yay: Freeman for Bilbo NO: Raimi to direct
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 18th, 2007
12:11:56 PM
I pray Jackson also decides to direct...even if Raimi's the nicest guy ever, I have a sour, Spider-Man 3 flavored taste in my mouth still. And I know that was probably due to mountains of studio pressure...but guess what, The Hobbit is going to have a lot of the same, and you need Jackson's cahones and monster established Oscar winning rep to maintain his vision...which is why I'm glad he's Exec. Producing for sure...pretty much like directing...
Surefire? Not so sure.
by Dreamfasting
Dec 18th, 2007
12:14:08 PM
I'm not convinced that this will be surefire hit. The Star Wars prequels were huge hits in spite of being a disaster to the mythology, but I'm not sure that the Tolkien fandom is that forgiving. The Hobbit is a much more innocent book than Lord of the Rings and so a hard choice needs to be made right off the bat whether to make it as dark and gritty as Rings. If they vere off to follow Gandalf's story against the Necromancer, that gives an extra movie but risks breaking the Tolkien atmosphere or get caught in the trap of trying to make the prequel story bigger than the sequel. Plus, you know every rival studio is going to rush a dragon movie together to try to beat it to theaters. I really want to see the great Smaug given his due on film and I can certainly see this team pulling it off, but I don't think this film is an automatic hit.
George Lucas to direct!!!
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 18th, 2007
12:14:59 PM
Ha, psyche. Worst. Idea. Ever. Knowing him, Bilbo would be bumbling around a la Jar Jar Binks during the Battle of Five Armies instead of being knocked out. And Smaug would shoot first.
Jackson Made LOTR Beautiful ...
by MrDagon
Dec 18th, 2007
12:16:48 PM
So why dd King Kong suck?? Saw LOTR th other night on TVand it really is a gorgeous film. Hope the Hobbit movies are as pretty.
This is going to suck
by phool2056
Dec 18th, 2007
12:16:51 PM
Not really, I just know every talkback isn't complete until somebody tries to crush everyone else's hopes and dreams. I suspect this is going to be justas amazing as the LotR trilogy. Peter Jackson has already demonstrated that he doesn't let success go to his head or screw things up by making movies that are essentially creative masturbation when he has a guaranteed hit(cough cough, Spiderman 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean: At Profit's End). I'm ready for an enormous, WETA-designed dragon with the perfect voice and a mob of hairy, wonderful dwarves.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss ssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bono Luthor
Dec 18th, 2007
12:18:06 PM
"There is still milk in the LOTR tits,so start sucking"
by travis-dane
Dec 18th, 2007
12:18:21 PM
At least make that Frodo and Sam movie!Peter Jackson has come a long way to become the new George Lucas!Press every dollar out of the franchise!Please make Star Wars:the next Generation vs. The Hobbit Babies for T.V.you fucking assholes!
OMG YES!
by vezner2007
Dec 18th, 2007
12:19:13 PM
BEST NEWS EVAR!!!! :P
This is the best news I have ever read on here!
by Bono Luthor
Dec 18th, 2007
12:19:44 PM
Merry Christmas!!!!!!! This is fucking amazing.
Why are people calling for different actors to play Bilbo?
by The Brain Machine
Dec 18th, 2007
12:20:14 PM
Bilbo was already cast in LoTR. Just as Ian McKellen should (and most likely will)reprise his role as Gandalf, Bilbo should be played by Ian Holm. He's already established the character, and since this is finally headed back to Jackson, continuity should be every fans dream. Awesome news all around.
andy serkis should play all the roles
by jivatmax
Dec 18th, 2007
12:20:40 PM
since he is jackson's butt boy
Hulk Hogan as the voice of Smaug!
by firehawk_thexder
Dec 18th, 2007
12:23:17 PM
Seriously, Hogan was so channelling Richard Boone when he played Lincoln on Robot Chicken..
Brain Machine...
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 18th, 2007
12:26:18 PM
Use your Brain Machine...The Hobbit takes place some 60 years before LOTR...Ian Holm is no spring chicken, and 3 years hence to start filming?? Come on...Along with the stuff Bilbo's gotta do in the story. I know he doesn't age 'much' with the Ring, but it doesn't track at all to keep Holm on.
We'll see...
by RetroActive
Dec 18th, 2007
12:26:27 PM
The whole making something out of nothing second film seems stupid. I don't think this is legit...yet.
Damn good news, however...
by Samus Aran
Dec 18th, 2007
12:26:59 PM
I have wanted the Hobbit to be made into two movies for this whole time- that one story needs to be in two seperate movies- there is so much content in the book to do so. I thought I was getting my wish, but instead they are going to cram the Hobbit into one short movie; rush through the material, and then make up some stuff that Tolkien may have never intended for some story that Tolkien seems to have never thought was necessary to tell. I just pray that this part of the rumor is not true. Please tell the Hobbit in two seperate movies- that would be so much richer. Cannot wait to see Smaug by the way, I have been waiting for that for years now.
The word you wanted to use was
by BobPalpatine
Dec 18th, 2007
12:28:36 PM
"amalgam" not "amalgamation. Amalgamation is the process of combining, amalgam is the end result. people use big words they don't understand is beyond me.
Great!
by Kubla_Khan
Dec 18th, 2007
12:29:57 PM
I agree, Ian Holm should play Bilbo.
by vezner2007
Dec 18th, 2007
12:31:22 PM
They can use computer imagery to make him look younger. Just look what they did with Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen in Xmen 3.
... OK. Too bad though.
by The Brain Machine
Dec 18th, 2007
12:32:18 PM
I see that Ian Holm is a bit older than I originally thought. Birthdate in 1931. He was made up to look much older in parts on LoTR.
Yay!
by Parallax
Dec 18th, 2007
12:32:24 PM
Who'd have thunk it, I'm having a good day... on a Tuesday. Bring on Smaug, PJ, and you'd better fucking direct it, too....
Personally,
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
12:32:47 PM
I'm psyched for The Hobbit *and* three Tintins. As for the second, filler movie, it does seem like a money grab move. But, I'm guessing the Hobbit will be spread out over both, with more Dol Guldur/Necromancer-type stuff throughout. In other words, the Battle of Five Armies won't be in the first film (although, now that I think about it, where'll the cutoff be? If the first film's called The Hobbit, it'll pretty much have to have Smaug therein.)
Ian Holm
by smorgasbord
Dec 18th, 2007
12:34:14 PM
Bilbo shouldn't look much younger than in fellowship seeing as the ring stopped him aging. Didn't they give him a sellotape facelift for the finding of the ring scene? Anyhoo, they'll probably un-age him using hte internets like in The X-men 3.
Or maybe...
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
12:34:41 PM
they can get the band together again and film the Scouring...
vezner2007
by smorgasbord
Dec 18th, 2007
12:34:49 PM
you pipped me to it.
Just get a new director...
by Liberty Valance
Dec 18th, 2007
12:34:56 PM
PJ & Fran can adapt and produce the fuck out of this thing, but if I have to sit through 7 more hours of incessant slow motion, melodramatic gazing and breathless line delivery I'm going to chew my arms off at the elbows.
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLEST NEWS !!!!!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 18th, 2007
12:35:18 PM
Peter Jackson made the world a better place with LOTR. I can't wait for these movies, I just hope there will be lots of dragons, orcs, and crazy ass monsters. Once again unto Middle Earth!!!!!
interesting
by systemsbroom
Dec 18th, 2007
12:36:05 PM
I've thought that a good way to do the Hobbit would be to have the events of the Hobbit "told" via narration and flashback by Bilbo and Gandalf to a very young, newly adopted Frodo. That way, Ian Holm's Bilbo could yammer on about songs and talking spiders and whatnot, and Gandalf could raise and eyebrow and then we dissove to a more gritty version of the Hobbit's events.

That way, both the childlike fairy tale aspects of the Hobbit could be retained in a more LOTR-feeling movie.

So Tired.
by Ringwearer9
Dec 18th, 2007
12:36:22 PM
So very, very ... tired.
KEEP SHIA LEBARF AWAY FROM THIS OR I'LL MAKE RINGWEARER9
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 18th, 2007
12:37:07 PM
look like a Peter Jackson fan in comparison. You've been warned!!!!
Hopefully they'll find a director who understands the material.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 18th, 2007
12:37:13 PM
"The Hobbit" is NOT a dark sprawling epic fantasy. I don't think Jackson gets that.
He Was such a great Bilbo LoTR
by The Brain Machine
Dec 18th, 2007
12:37:33 PM
I will never forget the crazed face that flashes across Bilbo's eyes for that fraction of a second when he wants the Ring back. amazing. I say use Ian Holm... please. If Harrison Ford can tackle Indy, Ian Holm can pull it off. It might be tough, but he could do it. What actor in Hollywood doesen't want to be digitally un-aged, anyway?
There and Back Again
by Picknickel
Dec 18th, 2007
12:38:36 PM
Finally! There and Back Again, a Hobbit's Tale, and Frodo of the Three Fingers and the War of the Ring. Now all we need is a marathon of the Hobbit and the LOTR trilogy at theaters everywhere for Christmas release! Imagine, we'll see the council of wizards, with Radaghast the Brown, Gandalf, Saruman; the driving of Sauron from Mirkwood; the tale of the Dwarves and how they lost the Lonely Mountain; Legolas' family and clan; Riddles in the Dark; how Bilbo found Sting and Gandalf found Glamdring; Oh hell yesssssssssss my preciousssss! Holy Crap, Merry Christmas Everyone!
Let Geroge Lucas direct it!
by Lord_Soth
Dec 18th, 2007
12:38:41 PM
LOL
HOBBIT TO ROTK MARATHON IN IMAX ...
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 18th, 2007
12:40:04 PM
Oh my God that would be insane.
"NEW LINE ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT McG WILL DIRECT THE HOBBIT"
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 18th, 2007
12:41:53 PM
Wouldn't that be funny?
Ian McKellen has already said...
by cornponious
Dec 18th, 2007
12:43:42 PM
that he would NOT do The Hobbit if Jackson was NOT attached. So, all will be fine...
Get Peter Weir...
by BrooseTheScharuk
Dec 18th, 2007
12:44:28 PM
...even if Jackson isn't too busy. It's nice that the original team is overseeing it, but it needs some new blood. After all, it's not Lord of the Rings (of which I am a huge fan, btw). Also, I predict that -- unless they are intent on using Ian Holm for continuity -- Martin Freeman WILL be Bilbo. It's just a feeling I get. Having said all that, I am oddly unexcited about this. Maybe it's the "sequel". Or maybe it's King Kong. I just hope Jackson has hired someone to just slap him in the back of the head and say "calm down" once in a while. Maybe give him the odd time-out. He needs it.
Thank God these will come out before the Mayan Apocalypse
by kirttrik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:45:03 PM
2012, the day the machines take over the world.
Clint Eastwood to Direct
by kirttrik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:46:13 PM
David Lynch to direct
by kirttrik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:46:41 PM
oh please God no....
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 18th, 2007
12:46:42 PM
i have wanted peter jackson to leave the hobbit alone since the beginning. color me disapointed. jackson just produce and get weir to direct!
If Ian Holm plays Bilbo...
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 18th, 2007
12:47:22 PM
...they better get a better wig than the one he wore in the "Fellowship" flashback. That thing was awful.
Guillermo del Toro to direct
by kirttrik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:48:01 PM
oh wait, that actually might happen.
Bring it on!
by DoctorWho?
Dec 18th, 2007
12:48:53 PM
Not one but TWO! What an epic scale this is when you consider all the films together. Perhaps I wont watch LOTR trilogy until after seeing these two years from no, just to revisit it straight thru,fresh.
Anybody seen Richie?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 18th, 2007
12:49:07 PM
I keep coming back until someone remembers seeing Richie!
Holm isn't the only issue.
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
12:50:01 PM
If they're adding Dol Guldur, then they best put Christopher Lee in the cryogenic chamber stat. He was looking a bit peaked in his Golden Compass moment. Also, systemsbroom, I like that approach. I've been thinking something similar, with Sam telling the story to the Gamgee kids.
P.S.
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 18th, 2007
12:50:45 PM
i just re read the hobbit this last summer. and it is a wonderfully charming small and unassuming adventure story. the tone and scheme are anything but epic. please stay true to the source material. its an awesome story of a bilbo out of water. keep it that way.
I'm also willing to bet
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
12:52:13 PM
that other than Elrond, Gandalf, and Saruman, PJ might stick cameos of young Arwen and Aragorn -- maybe even Legolas or Galadriel -- in Rivendell. If Viggo shaves the beard, he'd probably still look young enough, and it'd just be a brief nod to the "OT" anyway.
Does anyone else think the sequel is going to be 'The Silmarilli
by kirttrik
Dec 18th, 2007
12:52:38 PM
or that book that came out last year The Children of Hurin?
Sooo Happy the Golden Compass bombed
by Live.
Dec 18th, 2007
12:54:16 PM
Why does it take desperation for studio suits to do the sensible and right thing? New Line could have avoided a lot of pain and suffering, if they had just not tried to screw PJ in the first place.
Doubtful, kirttrik
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
12:55:40 PM
If the first film is the Hobbit, I doubt the second would be Silmarillion or Children of Hurin. Hobbit and LotR take place in the Third Age. So those other stories are thousands of years earlier. They'll probably just plunder Unfinished Tales to lengthen the Hobbit, maybe borrow a page from the last SW prequel and do a "Shadow Lengthens" type thing -- Gollum getting captured, the Nine coming together, etc.
Interesting Choice!
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
12:57:10 PM
In a nod to the the success of casting Cate Blanchett as Jude Quinn in "I'm not There", the part of Bilbo will be played by Fran Drescher.
You said "come"
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 18th, 2007
12:58:36 PM
why two films?
by Jarek
Dec 18th, 2007
12:58:38 PM
The Hobbit is shorter than Fellowship of the Ring.... it doesn't seem like enough material to fit into two films.
oops
by Jarek
Dec 18th, 2007
12:59:22 PM
Guess I should have read more closely.
Ian Holm for Bilbo. If they can de-age Xavier and Magneto...
by V'Shael
Dec 18th, 2007
01:00:46 PM
this is definitely the way to do it.

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen both looked very good in the past sequence of X-Men 3.

Sequel speculations
by Picknickel
Dec 18th, 2007
01:01:21 PM
I think it might have more to do with the forging of the rings, the fall of man and the treachery of Sauron, the creation of the Ringwraiths, etc. There really isn't a whole lot between The Hobbit and LOTR except Sauron taking up hold in Barad Dur and massing his armies, the elves fleeing middle earth, the tracking down of Gollum, etc. I guess you could make The Hobbit at a film and a half lenght, then tack on that stuff to bridge the gap into Fellowship. I've read most everything Tolkien ever wrote, and unless I'm forgetting whole chunks of story, there just doesn't seem like a whole lot to "bridge" the two with. Who knows, it'll be fun speculating.
Mostholy
by systemsbroom
Dec 18th, 2007
01:02:01 PM
Interesting. I think having Sam tell the story (and maybe reading from the Red Book Frodo gave him) would add a measure of sadness to the film, because of all the characters in the Hobbit, only he is left in middle-earth. Nice idea!
Year of the Dragon: 2010
by Mr Gorilla
Dec 18th, 2007
01:02:14 PM
Both this and The Deathly Hallows have kick-ass dragon scenes.
BobPalpatine...
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Dec 18th, 2007
01:02:30 PM
Check your dictionary. Swing and a miss.
David Lynch as Director
by flossygomez
Dec 18th, 2007
01:05:17 PM
He's worked with dwarves before.
Wooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo!
by Bono Luthor
Dec 18th, 2007
01:05:24 PM
This is going to suck
by chrth
Dec 18th, 2007
01:06:00 PM
PJ is going to make sure they spend more time on the Necromancer story than on the Hobbit. And I'm sure he'll butcher the Beorn scene unneccessarily. Oh, and Bard will leap on to a rope, swing through the air, and then fire the arrow into Smaug, because, of course, the way Tolkien wrote it was no good.
IS PETER DIRECTING??????
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 18th, 2007
01:06:51 PM
THAT'S THE REAL QUESTION HERE!
cool
by Automaton Overlord
Dec 18th, 2007
01:07:27 PM
I bet the sequel will have to do with Aragorn and Arwen, You know, to tie the stories together.
Bestest day ever for AIC news!!!!!
by Bono Luthor
Dec 18th, 2007
01:07:38 PM
I am fucking leaping with joy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YES!
It's not a sequel
by chrth
Dec 18th, 2007
01:08:39 PM
They're splitting the book in half and including all of the scenes that happen off-page (Necromancer especially). I wonder if they'll end the first film with Gollum's "Baggins! We hates thee forever!"?
All Hail "The Golden Compass!"
by utz_world
Dec 18th, 2007
01:11:05 PM
...because the only reason why New Line got their heads out of their asses is the fact that TGC FLOPPED!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:11:44 PM
but if Raimi is directing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHILDREN OF FUCKING HOBBITS
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:12:21 PM
Man this is awesome. 2 movies. fuck yeah.
The Hobbit: Sinestro Corps War
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:13:07 PM
you know it.
Still pissed at Spidey 3
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:14:29 PM
If Raimi couldn't handle Venom and Sandman in one movie how the fuck can he do The Hobbit.
Pullman vs. Tolkien
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Dec 18th, 2007
01:14:53 PM
Pretty amusing that a failed Pullman adaptation led to a greenlit Hobbit. I do like His Dark Materials, I remember hearing Pullman had no great love for Tolkien or Lewis.
Guessing where to make the midpoint cut
by Dreamfasting
Dec 18th, 2007
01:15:45 PM
I think the way to do it would be to make the first movie about Smaug (let him be the undivided focus of the story) and then do the second movie about the aftermath, where they can add in all the surrounding politics and events only hinted at in the book (since it was from Bilbo's disinterested point of view), building up to the Battle of the Five Armies.
December 15th 2010, December 14th 2011
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
01:15:52 PM
I'd put money on these being the release dates if the LOTR Wednesday release dates of 19th, 18th and 17th December are anything to go by. Those or 22nd December 2010 and 21st December 2011. There's only two ways I could be happier about this news - firstly if it's confirmed Jackson, Walsh and Boyens will script (likely if they're going with the two films idea suggested by Jackson way back). Secondly, and obviously, if they confirm Jackson is directing - and if the press release is anything to go by they see Jackson as an intergral part of the deal so I'm sure they're doing all they can to convince him. Leave his Tin Tin movie till last, get him to do this first!
HE COULDN'T HANDLE VENOM!!!!
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:15:57 PM
he can't handle the Hobbit.
The Two Towers - 5 years old today!
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
01:17:24 PM
A deliberate timing?
Holm = Plastic Surgery
by kevsnyde
Dec 18th, 2007
01:18:00 PM
C'mon, Hanks starved himself to act in Cast Away. Get a crack team of the world's best surgeons, and turn the clock back on Ian's face by about 30 or 40 years. Freaky, but worth it. I'm sure Holm wouldn't mind.
jivatmax kill yourself
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:18:38 PM
look at my homophobia, i'll completely discount the most manly and badass battle scenes ever put to film because i'm a dumb cunt.
YES!!!!
by Lord Nerd
Dec 18th, 2007
01:20:06 PM
YES!!!!
by Lord Nerd
Dec 18th, 2007
01:20:15 PM
Fuck! The Two Towers 5 Years old!!!
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:20:45 PM
fuck me. I still think it's the greatest film ever made. Never have I seen an audience so excited, blown away and happy when they left the theatre. An experience I will never forget. The magic of the movies.
Mid Point will be
by SimpleSandwiches
Dec 18th, 2007
01:22:50 PM
Either right before the intro to Gollum or right after Bilbo runs out of the cave past Gollum, leaving Gollum to hiss and wave his fist in the air.

And to those who think Ian and Pat looked good as young'ns in X3 are high. And that was only for, what, 2 minutes of screentime?! Doing that for Bilbo the entire span of 2, 3+ hour movies would be quite an undertaking.
New Information-Jackson/Walsh to write/direct (98% probable)
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
01:23:33 PM
FOXNEWS.COM.... this comes directly from the co-chief of New Line Cinema: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0 ,2933,317348,00.html Big news Tuesday for fans of J.R.R. Tolkien and "Lord of the Rings." New Line Cinema has patched up its differences with director Peter Jackson. The result is a two-picture deal for "The Hobbit," plus a sequel. Jackson will executive produce the films with partner Fran Walsh, just as he did on the gazillion-dollar Oscar-winning "Rings" trilogy. Getting "The Hobbit" to this point was a huge effort, because Jackson and New Line were really at loggerheads over "Lord of the Rings" money. New Line co-chief Bob Shaye told me Tuesday morning he conceded a lot of the trouble had to do with his "personal rancor" over Jackson's comments. But he also said, "When there's a lot of money involved, there are a lot of intermediaries who say things. We had to be responsible to the millions of [Tolkien] fans." So will Jackson direct? So far Shaye and Michael Lynne are sticking to the story that Jackson will executive produce. But the Oscar-winning director of the "Rings" trilogy has creative control over all of "The Hobbit." "We're going to sit down in January and talk about possible writers and directors," Shaye told me. "He's not going to hire just anyone. This way Peter can oversee this and all his other projects," such as "Tin Tin" and "The Lovely Bones," which he's shooting. But my guess is that Jackson and Walsh will wind up writing and directing. The stakes are too high, and the legacy after the "Rings" is too important. Shaye and Lynn didn't deny it when I asked, they just diplomatically skirted the issue. By the way, why is MGM involved? It turns out its United Artists division had the rights to "The Hobbit" following Saul Zaentz's 1978 animated Ralph Bakshi feature. "Once we resolved our issues with MGM, and then Peter, we were set to go," Lynne told me.
ricarleite
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:24:01 PM
there are like 11 other books apart from the hobbit and lotr. Jackson has said it would focus on what happens in between(which is alot) found in the appendices etc. I doubt it's the Simarillion. Unless you want to make 9 movies at a cost of 1 billion each. it just ain't happening.
Jackson should adapt THE MATRIX
by Lenny8
Dec 18th, 2007
01:25:15 PM
So what if it's not cold in the ground yet.
What's taters, precious?
by Han Cholo
Dec 18th, 2007
01:26:56 PM
Yep it took a box office bomb for New Line to come to their senses and realize they're losing money, and fast. So basically they need to kiss PJ's ass and settle the debt they owed him in order for him to save the company cause they thought they had a surefire hit on their hands with Golden Compass and had gotten quite a bit uppity after LOTR.

I think PJ will do fine but I just hope they don't inject the story with their own sensibilities and changes so much like they did in LOTR. The Arwen/Frodo scene was terrible and took away from what it should have been, Frodo using what strength he had left and all of his will to escape the Black Riders. There also should have been elements of horror with them calling out to him to come back. I think that was the biggest jump the shark moment of LOTR but the rest of it was great, with some ugh scenes here and there. I'm looking forward to this.

THREE MOVIES, PEOPLE
by ArcadianDS
Dec 18th, 2007
01:30:01 PM
This is a three movie deal. Lots of talkbackers seem to think its a two movie deal. The Hobbit will be a 2 movie story, and the THIRD movie will be a 'new' story based on events that Tolkien referenced in ALL his various books, and in his unpublished/incomplete journals.
Better start preparing for the Cumpston review now...
by Alonzo Mosely
Dec 18th, 2007
01:30:26 PM
I think the reaction in the TB may break the internet, you may want to start backing it up...
I love that trailer idea Dreamfasting
by nerosday
Dec 18th, 2007
01:31:23 PM
If ANY book could do with a darker revamp
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Dec 18th, 2007
01:33:16 PM
It's The Hobbit. Cracking story, but twee as hell. It's ripe for a more grown up take by someone already steeped in Middle Earth. Jackson knocked LOTR out of the park, no real reason to suspect he won't do the same here.
PJ/Walsh writing? Fuck
by chrth
Dec 18th, 2007
01:33:26 PM
Look for another bastardization of the original like they did with ROTK.

You know, when Rankin-Bass pulls off a more faithful adaptation, you might want to rethink your priorities.

You can only do certain parts of the Sil
by chrth
Dec 18th, 2007
01:35:19 PM
Maybe the Lay of Beren and Luthien, which is the closest to an actual narrative. Most of the rest of it is Elves Behaving Badly, and I don't think anyone wants to watch Galadriel acting like a bitch.
Return of the Shadow
by Mostholy
Dec 18th, 2007
01:35:40 PM
As you probably know, Mr. Incredible, "Return of the Shadow" is the alternate name for Fellowship (along with "The Treason of Isengard" for TTT and "The War of the Ring" for RotK) To be honest, I always liked those names better.
Mr_Incredible: The Hobbit, easily
by chrth
Dec 18th, 2007
01:40:43 PM
Dawn Treader is probably one of the weaker books, especially since the only narrative thread is the dickhead cousin getting his ... everything else is pretty episodic.

Deathly Hallows is going to be hurt by how they handle the Riddle scenes. If they keep them in, it's going to break up the flow of the movie; if they modify them, it'll get the purists hackles up.

Hobbit, on the other hand, they're not even attempting to be faithful to so they can do whatever they want to make it cinematic, and it'll have been seven years since the last one.

Could this be the best news ever?
by brokentusk
Dec 18th, 2007
01:43:03 PM
The only news that rivals this news was when the Jews of Egypt learned that Moses had come to free them. I remember that well, it was seriously good news. However, this news makes that news look like SHIT! Thank you New Line Cinema, thank you MGM and thank you Moses! On a side note: Peter Jackson, I'm assuming you're reading this (you aren't), please direct this thing - I know you're busy, life's tough, but c'mon - this is important, iconic work here that you will regret not filming yourself. Let us pray.
Great, more walking.....
by Turd Furgeson
Dec 18th, 2007
01:43:49 PM
I'm looking forward to watching 6 more hours of walking and sword fights....
One Film
by Sirmausalot
Dec 18th, 2007
01:46:58 PM
For the story, the other for the 3 hour ending (s)
'Tis Like Chocolate Covered Hobbit Toes
by versatol
Dec 18th, 2007
01:49:05 PM
Yeszir!
Turd Furgeson
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:50:08 PM
i'm looking forward to 6 hours of breaking your face.
At last, 'Jacko's' back at the reigns, hope he directs 'em both
by KillaKane
Dec 18th, 2007
01:50:40 PM
I'm sure there's been a resounding sign of relief from the collective LOTR/Jackson fans at this news. Just hope Jackson decides to continue directing the Hobbit-sies.
Potter Vs. Rings again?
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
01:51:35 PM
Great point Mr_Incredible - shame they're not out at the same time, the first 2 Potters and Rings' in 2001 and 2002 were amazing times for cinema. Say what you want about the films themslves (the Potters are debatable but they're good family films) but they bought families back to the cinema in a way not seen since in years - casual fans who hadn't been to the cinema since Titanic and Phantom Menace - and they - along with the massive rise of DVD and the home entertainment industry - restarted the golden age we're currently in. Remember event films from 2000 and 2001? Exactly.
I'd love to see Ian Holm back but...
by nerosday
Dec 18th, 2007
01:54:10 PM
He will be 80, I repeat 80, when the movie comes out. That really may be a bit much for a man in his late seventies to fill two films straight for a year or more. Yep they may need to recast a younger guy, bring Holm in for some sences at the end of the bridge movie.
sam raimi as director?
by Lanceloco
Dec 18th, 2007
01:55:04 PM
Sam raimi is said to be very interested in directing. He's a great director (I love evil dead as much as anybody else) but I don't think his style would fit too well for the hobbit films. It SHOULD be Jackson directing!!!
Sean Astin
by emeraldboy
Dec 18th, 2007
01:57:44 PM
in his book there and hack again claims to deny all knowledge of any homo erotic stuff in LOTR. When I got to the part of the book where Sean was in the editing room with Peter and Fran, I actually thought he was lying because, he was so annoying at that juncture that if I were jackson I would have kicked him and read him the riot act. the book went from entertaining to interesting to irritating to annoying. I gave up reading it. According to my friend who read the Christopher Lee biog, the lord of misrule lee doesnt mention the whole editing out of Saruman and yet astin mentions it. I wonder where the other cast members embarassed by astin book. Apart from AStin and lee everyone else has maintained a digified silence oh mckellen of course it did wonders for his career.
2001
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
01:57:52 PM
I meant event films before Potter and Rings in November/December. Come on, it was the summer of Mummy Returns, Planet of the Apes, Tomb Raider, Jurassic Park III . Not saying they were all bad (A.I. and Moulin Rouge) but nothing that got the masses excited. And what was the biggest summer film of 2000? X-Men? Good film but it was X2 everyone got excited for. Gladiator was the closest film 2000 one to an event film, that didn't really bring families out to the cinemas.
Totally agree Raimi's style just doesn't fit
by nerosday
Dec 18th, 2007
01:58:23 PM
Peter Jackson for JLA
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
01:58:51 PM
Hal Jordan as Hal Jordan.
Nathan Fillion for Hal Jordan!!!
by Lanceloco
Dec 18th, 2007
02:00:53 PM
If it were 15 years ago I'd be saying Denis Quaid though
note to self: cancel hit contract on Bob Shaye!
by Zardoz
Dec 18th, 2007
02:01:14 PM
Merry Christmas! I can't wait! Who will play Bilbo this time? (surely Ian Holm's too old?) Who will be the voice of Smaug? And there's enough material in the appendices to make another four movies!
The fans of star wars will be delighted
by emeraldboy
Dec 18th, 2007
02:02:01 PM
They will all crowd out this site and will berate anyone who questions Jacksons genius. the jackson knockers had better leave town.
Turd Furgeson the joke was only funny when Kevin Smith did it...
by nerosday
Dec 18th, 2007
02:02:23 PM
SWEET NEWS!
by WONKABAR
Dec 18th, 2007
02:03:20 PM
That's all
Sweet fiery moses
by broken ring
Dec 18th, 2007
02:04:17 PM
Best news in a long time. End communication.
Lots of turd rimmers-or LOTR
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
02:08:11 PM
The LOTR trilogy has dated very badly...they are boring after the 3rd time of viewing...even the special editions.. I like most people thought the books where un-film-able..but Peter managed it brilliantly...but watch them again and they drag with some dodgy overblown acting and some serious take you out of the movie bad sfx, which is unforgivable because most of the sfx are top notch..!
Voice of Smaug
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
02:08:23 PM
Tom Kenny.
QUITE A NICE EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT
by BurgerTime
Dec 18th, 2007
02:10:16 PM
Thank you to all involved. It's the gift that'll keep on giving.
holm as hobbit
by oisin5199
Dec 18th, 2007
02:10:40 PM
My guess is that they may use Holm as a framing device, since 'the Hobbit' is really 'There and Back Again' - so it's an old Holm Bilbo looking back on his adventure, but it's a younger actor playing the role in the 'flashback.' I do hope they stick to their word and have the first film be complete on its own, from Bilbo's POV. And the second film be more from Gandalf's point of view. And I also really hope they put Beorn (the were-bear) in the story - don't let him be the next Tom Bombadil. Hell, maybe they can find a way to put Bombadil into the second movie!
sambrook
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
02:11:08 PM
you're right. LOTR films were events. people didn't just see them as movies, but during the times they were released(holidays) they were times families went to the movies together. when they asked them what they were doing over the break, one of the answers would be to watch lord of the rings. It's an event film. When Return of the King came out I have never seen so many people at a multiplex. every session sold out 2 hours in advance and they had to cancel screenings of other movies just to get more theatres. crazy shit.
Node32774
by YakMalla
Dec 18th, 2007
02:12:23 PM
Good point. I can't see them greenlighting Deathly Hallows. Too risky.
Fantastic news!! And imagine an animated Silmarillion series, na
by fjosman
Dec 18th, 2007
02:14:01 PM
This is such a great christmas gift for all us PJ and LOTR fans, and a second film bridging the gap between the hobbit and LOTR means more gollum, and will bring back aragorn, sauron and what about boromir?
Ian Holm
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
02:18:31 PM
The will use Ian Holm because they will be able to sfx him to look young...an animated Silmarillion would be the icing on the cake...yeah the more i think about it the second Hobbitt film could be great as the best characters from Lotr would be in the movie..yesss
"Box office failure. Bob'll pretty much have to."
by Mr.Vess
Dec 18th, 2007
02:21:58 PM
I cannot believe this is happening, considering the smashing success of "The Golden Compass"!
semisaj you suck cock
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
02:23:45 PM
fuck you, they hold up and are the prime examples of great films that everyone loves.
oisin5199
by flossygomez
Dec 18th, 2007
02:25:33 PM
That is spot on oisin5199. You need an actor or actors from the original trilogy to bridge the series and make it cohesive. Ian Holm as a framing device, writing of his adventures in Rivendell would work perfectly. They will definitely include Beorn, because it's a fearsome character, not take you out of the movie gay, like Tom Bombadil, who reads like a character from H.R. PuffnStuff.
Just let Jackson and Spielberg direct everything
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Dec 18th, 2007
02:27:12 PM
EVERYTHING.
SPIELBERG
by saintaugust
Dec 18th, 2007
02:29:41 PM
I agree with Ghost of Marcus Brody - have Spielberg and Jackson co-direct this and TinTin.
Disney should forget Narnia
by skycrapper
Dec 18th, 2007
02:33:56 PM
and get the Chronicles of Prydain into production. I assume they still own the rights after that awful animated adaptation.
GEORGE LUCAS!!!!!
by Lanceloco
Dec 18th, 2007
02:35:20 PM
hahaha Just Kidding
Dawn Treader for 2010?
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
02:37:49 PM
I heard they were planning on releasing one every May (to keep up with the kids), which would give us The Silver Chair in 2010. I'd guess The Magician's Nephew as a prequel for 2011, then some serious discussions about the quite-dull Horse and his Boy (which at least brings back the original quartet) or The Final Battle, which would be spectacular if doen right but considering the thinly-veiled "False religion brings about the apocalypse, believers go to heaven, disbelivers go to hell (bye, Susan!)" theme might be too much for Disney.
spielberg?
by mithrandir16
Dec 18th, 2007
02:38:13 PM
Keep Spielberg and Lucas far far away. They need to stay as close to the cast and crew of the LOTR. John Williams better not even think about stepping in on Howard Shore!
semisaj
by just pillow talk
Dec 18th, 2007
02:38:49 PM
While I don't know if you do or don't suck cock, I must disagree. I think they hold up just as well as ever. In fact, I was just watching The Two Towers the other day (on TNT for the 8,563rd time), and the movie is still great. Nor do I think any of the three will ever lose their appeal to me. Are they perfect? No. But FOTR is still the last movie to get me giddy like a little kid when leaving the theater.
Thorin does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Dec 18th, 2007
02:39:21 PM
How about Brendan Gleeson for Thorin Oakenshield? The Dwarves in Jackson's LOTR seem to be depicted as Scottish and I'm sure Gleeson's still got his BRAVEHEART wig and beard in a box somewhere. Also Bana for Bard, McAvoy for Bilbo, and that big lug who played Pullo in ROME for Beorn.
Messi
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
02:39:39 PM
Whats wrong with sucking cock? its not for me but hey i've guess you have tried it and hate it? I'm not saying they are bad films just that at the time of every release they where made out to be the best films ever made and to be honest people will always love these films but they have dated and this will be proven once the 2 new film come out...come on the sfx are not up to the standard of Transformers and i'm not saying that transformers is a better film, some of the acting in lotr is very stage schoolish and overblown that it becomes cringy..but hey i dont want to have an argument its just my opinion...i think most people will disagree with me
The bestest Christmas gift ever!!
by keltic1701
Dec 18th, 2007
02:40:53 PM
*sniff* Gawd bless 's awll!!
Voice of Smaug
by WONKABAR
Dec 18th, 2007
02:41:19 PM
Sean Connery
Then again...
by WONKABAR
Dec 18th, 2007
02:42:29 PM
he already did a dragon
just pillow talk
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
02:42:51 PM
Thank you ...note messi 'adult post back'
the official hobbit community is up.
by briantag
Dec 18th, 2007
02:46:56 PM
http://community.thehobbitsite .com/
fran directing scenes
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 18th, 2007
02:48:29 PM
what are some of the scenes she directed?
FUCK YES
by SlickyVonBoner
Dec 18th, 2007
02:49:21 PM
I just got a full fan-boy boner. The best movies of the decade finally have their prequel. Also the Hobbit is the most fun and best story of all the books. Why not just include everything from the book into two movies. There is enough material. This movie will be huge. Final domestic gross 500 million....
sam raimi
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
02:49:28 PM
http://www.superherohype.com/n ews/topnews.php?id=6618
Peter Jackson for JLA... *sob*
by UltimaRex
Dec 18th, 2007
02:54:31 PM
I'll settle for this... It's not like I have any choice.
QUARON MUST DO IT
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
02:59:08 PM
at last some sense, new line, it sure took you long...
i mean CUARON
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
03:02:47 PM
oops
Hope I'm not repeating anybody... but;
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 18th, 2007
03:05:49 PM
whoa...
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 18th, 2007
03:06:16 PM
wha happened?
Three Things
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:06:31 PM
1. I am confused. Is this going to be two Hobbit films and a third "bridge" film or one Hobbit film, a "bridge" film, with an option on another Tolkien property? 2. IF the Hobbit is stretched into two films, I really don't think Peter will be faithful to the source material. There really isn't enough there. Thoughts? 3. Dragons always suck in movies. They never look remotely real. Especially if they talk.
anyway...
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 18th, 2007
03:09:39 PM
I was thinking about this time last year (or whenever it was) when speculation was that PJ was out for good; and they were going to perhaps hire Sam Raimi to direct The Hobbit.

Anyone else think the mess that was Spiderman 3 put an permanent end to all of that noise?

It's good to have P.J back at the helm. Now, I hope these new films are closer in quality to LOTR than King (snore, stretch, yawn) Kong.

that's the thing terry
by Happy Boy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:09:51 PM
they never remotely capture the look and feel of real life dragons in the real world. it's a shame, if there's one thing i look for in dragons is how realistic they are compared to real life. wow this is where commerce overtakes respect for tolkien's work... get ready suckers for PREQUEL TRILOGY, jackson style
Fran's direction
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
03:10:51 PM
Fran directed a lot of the personal smaller stuff. She directed the whole opening to Return of the King with Smeagol and Deagol and their fight over the ring when they find it. Also Arwen seeing her future son running into Aragorn's arms in ROTK. She directed a lot of the quieter moments in Two Towers with Aragorn and Arwen. She directed Grima Wormtongue/Arwen scenes in Two Towers. A lot of the interpersonal smaller stuff. Peter does the big scenes, then he hands the smaller dialog heartfelt stuff off to Fran so they can essentially do two things at once. And Fran is proved herself as an awesome director. The stuff she did is always outstanding. If you listen to the commentaries Peter is very complementary of Fran and always gives her credit when she directed a scene. That's why I think she will direct a lot of the Hobbit even if she doesn't get full credit.
why do you care jimmy?
by Happy Boy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:11:03 PM
fellowship was the only movie faithful to LOR. ROK was like a 2 hour video game.
Happy Boy:
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 18th, 2007
03:12:29 PM
...a two hour *gay* video game...

...but it had it's moments...

Smaug's voice...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:13:18 PM
He should be deep, powerful, and care-free. His voice shouldn't be easily identified as a particular actor's (Connery, James Earl Jones, etc.) and it should be rimmed with confidence and egotism. Smaug thinks he's the shit, and is so certain of it that he's lackadaisical in his approach to Bilbo walking into his treasure room.

For that reason, I'm thinking an unknown would be the best bet, but then I'm also a big fan of Peter Jackson's casting greats like McKellan and Christopher Lee in key roles.

So how about another old-school Hammer actor or someone with some great British film cred? It's SOOO disappointing that Oliver Reed is dead, because he would have been fucking PERFECT as Smaug.

In his stead, I suppose Brian Blessed would be a pretty fucking awesome Smaug.

Think about it. Blessed's not that well-known in the States, and he has an incredible voice. If you're not going to cast him as Thorin, then the obvious choice is as Smaug.

this is awesome... in particular the lead In to LOTR. F***ING AW
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Dec 18th, 2007
03:13:59 PM
Bard the bowman
by GavinVanDraven
Dec 18th, 2007
03:14:09 PM
Liam Neeson needs to do this. he is in every other kick ass fantasy series. Bard, all the way. you know John Ryess Davies will do the voice of Smaug. if not, JAMES EARL JONES. Brendan Gleeson as Gloin Ian Holm de-aged ala X3 to play Bilbo.
TerryMalloy
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
03:14:56 PM
2 Films.. one will be The Hobbit and the second will be based on the history of the characters and the events that lead up to the Lotr trilogy...so not based on any one book but based on events that if i remember correctly from when i read the books, are talked about very loosly..this will mean Peter Jackson and his director Stephen Norrington, just kidding, will have free reign to do what they want and lead the story into the Lotr trilogy...like they did with the star wars prequels..god i hope the don't fuck it like Lucas did!
But what everyone really wants to know is...
by rbatty024
Dec 18th, 2007
03:15:59 PM
will Ian Holm play Bilbo Baggins? They better cast him or shit's going down. And by "shit's going down" I mean I'll whine on my computer some more.
I wonder if Bob Shaye used Chap Stick before puckering his lips
by SpyGuy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:16:16 PM
At least something good came out of that ham-handed crapfest called THE GOLDEN COMPASS.

Warner Brothers Execs, do we have to go through all the trouble of killing George Miller's JUSTICE LEAGUE fiasco just so we can get the solo movies of WONDER WOMAN and THE FLASH back or a GREEN LANTERN trilogy based on "Rebirth/The Sinestro Corps War/The Blackest Night"? Because we will. Gladly.

And can we issue a moratorium on
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:16:38 PM
those people who criticize the site for not being the first to post news? Is movie news so important that you have to know the moment it happens or your life is over? Get over it.
Please NO James Earl Jones as Smaug!!!
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:17:13 PM
I don't want Darth Smaug. Nobody does.

I'm tellin' you-- Brian Blessed all the way.

aka all the crappy stuff darthbaure
by Happy Boy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:18:04 PM
at least Peter TRIED to respect the books, if he didn't really comprehend them. all that interstitial stuff Fran did wasn't grounded on tolkien's writing but her trying to inject her own impressions onto the works. there was no smeagol and deagol stuff in LOR, no arwen going xena on orcs, no aragorn arwen on the bridge, wormtongue arwen scenes. all that stuff you named is crap. professor tolkien was very meticulous about others adding their own agenda into his work. all those examples you gave serve as proof why Fran Walsh shouldn't go anywhere near the Hobbit
Smaug's voice should be....
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
03:18:32 PM
Jim Dale, the narrator on ABC's awesome freshman show Pushing Daisies. Wise, strong, British...put a few effects on it, and it'd be perfect. Or they'll just give it to John Rhys-Davies who did Treebeard and was Gimli of course.
Casting ideas
by gingeracrockford
Dec 18th, 2007
03:19:43 PM
How about the following: Young Bilbo: MARTIN FREEMAN Gandalf IAN MCKELLEN Thorin: BRIAN BLESSED Bard: CHRISTIAN BALE Thranduil: JASON ISAACS Beorn: BRENDAN GLEESON Bombur: ROBBIE COLTRANE Balin: JIM CARTER Elrond: HUGO WEAVING Gollum: ANDY SERKIS Smaug (voice): PATRICK STEWART Plus cameos from Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Cate Blanchett and of course Ian Holm as an older Bilbo narrating. Get a Viggo Mortensen lookalike to play an adolescent Aragorn in the second film and you're all set. Plus maybe the three guys from the League of Gentlemen as the Trolls.
HappyBoy
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:22:57 PM
Have you ever seen a real live dragon before? Well...I have. So there.
No Fran Walsh = No Heart
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
03:24:38 PM
You take out Fran's direction on the trilogy and there would be a lot less heart in it. Sure some of it is extra-canonical, but it certainly isn't blasphemous to the material. It's Fran's scenes that make women tolerate and even enjoy the movies as opposed to three hours of Peter's balls out non stop action with zombies and scary eyes and crap. Don't get me wrong I love that too, but together they bring both sides to the table and meld it well.
How about Tom Baker for Smaug's voice?
by SpyGuy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:30:39 PM
Confident and egotistical...That's Tom Baker right there, I'm telling you. And if he can't/won't do it, get the guy who impersonates his voice so brilliantly on DEAD RINGERS.
Happy Happy!! Joy Joy!!
by ATARI
Dec 18th, 2007
03:33:22 PM









































dragons
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
03:33:49 PM
someone a few weeks ago on another talk back said that Dragon Slayer had the best dragons..who ever said that was correct!.I saw it on bbc 2 on Sunday...the dragon in beawolf looks like a computer game, the one in reign of fire is pretty good
I am awake now
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:35:09 PM
And I still think complaining about one day old news is lame.
Jeremy Irons as voice of Smaug
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
03:35:22 PM
Think Scar.....now there's deep, creepy, cocky voice
ArcadianDS
by The Llama
Dec 18th, 2007
03:37:05 PM
Lots of talkbackers think that because that's what the article states--two films.
"Executive Producer"
by Rupee88
Dec 18th, 2007
03:37:10 PM
Since when does the exec producer do shit? It is more of a title than a job...it's just a way to pay off Jackson without admitting they screwed him out of money in the past. The Hobbit seems Jackson-less now.
Mcfly
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
03:37:11 PM
You make shit music that is out dated pop.. http://www.mcflyofficial.com/h ome/
My armour is like tenfold shields
by Rufferto
Dec 18th, 2007
03:39:05 PM
DarthBauer's Right
by James Westfall
Dec 18th, 2007
03:39:09 PM
Irons would be a great voice for Smaug.
my teeth are swords, my claws spears,
by Rufferto
Dec 18th, 2007
03:39:30 PM
Rupee88...read my post above from foxnews
by darthbauer
Dec 18th, 2007
03:39:31 PM
Foxnews dude actually talked to New Line guy and New Line guy says Pete has final say over director, creative choices, etc. etc., and foxnews guy thinks Jackson will actually end up directing these movies. There is yet hope! Keep your head up.
Jackson's heading up 2 new Hobbit films...
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
03:40:03 PM
...and people are busy pissing themselves about AICN's speed? This is news I never thought I'd hear, why aren't people just celebrating that it's happening? Fucking whingers. Some of us come on here because we love movies, some just because they like to moan. Let it go and just be happy!
my wings a hurricane
by Rufferto
Dec 18th, 2007
03:40:12 PM
and my breath
by Rufferto
Dec 18th, 2007
03:40:33 PM
DEATH!
peter jackson
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
03:43:36 PM
Does anyone know if he will ever make cool films like Bad Taste or Braindead again?.. because after King Kong i kinda hoped he would do something fun, interesting and grossly over the top...but no we are getting fucking ginger, pale, quiffy Tin Tin
McFly
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:44:02 PM
You're quite welcome.
ZeroCorpse re: Blessed
by James Westfall
Dec 18th, 2007
03:46:21 PM
I'd rather see Brian Blessed play one of the dwarves.
Happy Boy...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:46:40 PM
Fran's additions were specifically addressing the fact that Mr. Tolkien kinda thought women were useless. Kinda a lot, actually.

In light of how brief and sometimes-offensive the feminine parts of the books were, Fran Walsh's additions were necessary to draw modern viewers into the story-- Especially women. If Tolkien's idea of Arwen were presented on screen, she'd have been a flat, uninteresting, almost insultingly stereotypical character relegated to being a footnote in the battle.

While I normally like a filmmaker to stick with the source material, I do think that Walsh's updates gave these movies a little more sensitivity and heart, and moved them away from the near-misogynistic writing Tolkien offered in his books.

Blessed--- Dwarf
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:47:39 PM
I'd buy that. He'd be excellent as a dwarf. He'd be an amazing Thorin, in my opinion. Prideful, boastful, bombastic... He's perfect.
Yeah...
by flossygomez
Dec 18th, 2007
03:48:30 PM
They're going to de-age Ian Holm for 2 epic movies. Like THAT's not a really stupid idea. Think before you speak people.
I neither affirm nor deny
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:50:16 PM
any rumors about who (or who I have not) given (or received) "the clap".
Settled their differences.
by hallmitchell
Dec 18th, 2007
03:50:19 PM
Settled their differences
by hallmitchell
Dec 18th, 2007
03:50:57 PM
In other words. New Line paid him the money they owe him.
I want Holm--- No new casting for Bilbo!!!
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:51:07 PM
Holm IS Bilbo. To recast would be a really stupid move.

He wouldn't look that much different than he did in the flashback to Gollum's cave. He's not rotting or anything-- jeez! The guy aged a few years since then, but it's nothing a good makeup artist and lighting crew couldn't cover up. No CGI necessary.

Irons as Smaug, yes yes my preciousssss
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
03:52:30 PM
good one. or Lee, Christopher Lee
McFly
by sambrook
Dec 18th, 2007
03:52:36 PM
Yes, I know what a producer does. But read the press release about how much creative input and control he has. Even if he doesn't direct them chances are he'll write them and will chose a director suited to the style. The old cast will return if he's involved and WETA will return, with his input to ensure continuity from the original trilogy. So compared to the alternative - New Line rush out a Hobbit movie before their rights expire with a new cast, Brett Ratner-esque director and the cheapest FX company they can find to make something shiney, sparkly and artificial like The Golden Compass - I don't find it unispired at all. And a day late doesn't make the news old. It's new to me and I suspect thousands of people. AICN aren't the only ones who published it today. Who cares about your cynicism anyway, all I know from it not even being on my mind this morning I now know there's 1,457 days till The Hobbit and the only thing that could make me happier would be for Jackson to direct (which hasn't been ruled out).
Mcfly ha ha ha
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
03:53:55 PM
I admit i know little about music and film...but i love them and thats all that matters to me. As for the semihard joke.. I now know you know nothing of originality. I will tell you one thing i saw Led Zeppelin last Monday, the verve on wednesday and earlier in the year i watched Daft Punk, Ben Folds Sufjan Stevens and my fave Dj of all time Jeff Mills...but i guess Mcfly are better than all of them, yes?
How the Two Movies Should (Will?) Relate
by emvan
Dec 18th, 2007
03:55:53 PM
The first movie (or two movies if it's actually a 3-pic deal) is THE HOBBIT in its entirety, with the tone made more adult. That won't be a violation of the book, because Tolkien himself repeatedly stated that he regretted the tone as too often condescending. However, the tale will be told strictly from Bilbo's POV, and that will keep the story lighter than LOTR. (The one exception: it has to start with a prologue of Gandalf finding Thrain in the dungeons of Dol Guldur.

The second movie will not just bridge the story between the books, it will start before THE HOBBIT and place those events in the context of the history of Middle-Earth. We will see the White Council meet and debate the problem of Smaug, see Gandalf meet Thorin in Bree, learn how everything in the first movie was darker and bigger and badder than Bilbo ever dreamed, climaxing with driving out Sauron from Mirkwood.

There's tons of interesting stuff that follows but welding it into a dramatically satisfying whole will be an enormous challenge. One possibility will be to center it on Aragorn: his meeting Arwen (scenes already shot and never used!), befriending Gandalf, serving Rohan and Gondor in disguise, hunting Gollum. Lots of interesting stuff but, like I said, lacking any kind of inherent story arc.

I think PJ is smart enough to figure this out and I wouldn't be surprised if already has a neat idea about the dramatic arc of the bridge material.
My love affair with Tolkien
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
03:56:20 PM
is notorious.
There are lots of scholarly references...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
03:57:23 PM
Do a Google search. Tolkien's misogyny, or at the very least disdain for female characters, is well documented. While it is a matter of debate, fair arguments have been made by both sides of the debate.

I don't think any less of the man-- He was from a different time when women were considered less than they are now. He was a believer in marriage and the subservience of women due to his era, and he was writing a story based in a medieval setting, where women would have been little more than property. I accept that as realistic and genuinely good writing on his part.

However, modern audiences wouldn't accept that in a film. It wouldn't fly.

Sorry if you find that offensive, but it's not a new topic. People have written whole dissertations on whether or not Mr. Tolkien was fond of women as people, and the consensus seems to be that he was an old-fashioned kind of gentleman. He wasn't cruel to women, but he certainly didn't see them in the way a modern 21st-century man would. It's not a crime... it's just the age in which he lived.

McG to direct!!
by Axl Z
Dec 18th, 2007
03:57:24 PM
LOL!!
Make the "Hobbit Sequel" a MUSICAL...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
04:04:08 PM
Think about it: Make it a musical version of the Hobbit. You'd pay to see Smaug sing "You Have Nice Manners (For A Thief)" and you'd delight to hear Gollum wail the ballad "Riddles, My Precious." They could even incorporate some of the tunes from the old Rankin-Bass production, such as "Clink the Glasses, crack the plates, that's what Bilbo Baggins hates!" and "Where there's a whip, there's a way!" and the classic Glenn Yarbrough version of "The Greatest Adventure" --- The soundtrack would sell MILLIONS!!!
re Happy Boy: smeagol and deagol
by Dreamfasting
Dec 18th, 2007
04:04:42 PM
The whole smeagol and deagol scene is straight from chapter 2 (in the book, Gandalf lays out the entire backstory of Gollum right away). In any case Tolkien wrote the entire story as if he were a scholar assembling and translating actual fragments of historical record and legend along with contradicting copies of earlier records, not as an eye witness to the events himself. I would not presume to know his reaction to modern attempts to amend his telling of the tale, but personally I do not see anything disrespectful about a little scholarly reinterpretation.
TrumpyEatsPotatoes
by BobPalpatine
Dec 18th, 2007
04:05:40 PM
I checked and I don't see what you mean. Please explain how these definitions don't fit with what I said: amalgam:a mixture or blend; amalgamation: the action, process, or result of combining or uniting;
Just Peed in My Pants
by FingLawyer
Dec 18th, 2007
04:05:46 PM
I really enjoyed LOTR, it wasn't entirely what I imagined when I read the books (the first 10 times) - I mean, they didn't hire the band Boston to do the soundtrack - but I really really enjoyed the movies. These guys will do a great job. Think about how they ravished The Golden Compass? This will be great!
Axl Z
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:06:05 PM
No...just...no. Don't even mention his...[vomit in my mouth, hold on...]
mcfly you really are a funny guy
by semisaj
Dec 18th, 2007
04:06:30 PM
Goodnight you short, big hairy footed geeks..watch Juno its a brilliant film. flossygomez- love that name!!
Ok.. so that was a joke...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
04:07:02 PM
But is Orson Bean still alive? He might be a nice addition to the Hobbit as someone. Seeing as he played Gandalf in the original animated films, I think it would be cool to include him.

Too bad Roddy McDowal is dead, too.

trumpyeatspotatoes
by BobPalpatine
Dec 18th, 2007
04:07:48 PM
Nonsense, there hasn't been a dragon around here for years
by Orionsangels
Dec 18th, 2007
04:08:27 PM
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH BILBO BAGGINS...
by Lanceloco
Dec 18th, 2007
04:10:36 PM
McFly
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:11:01 PM
Harry just, like, really enjoys movies. Even if they suck. Don't ruin the cinema for him. Ok? Please. He's an innocent.
How old is Ian McKellen?
by Knobules
Dec 18th, 2007
04:11:14 PM
They better get goin on this before he starts yammering about his kidney mush and geritol.
MGM announced today they'll milk this franchise for everything i
by Orionsangels
Dec 18th, 2007
04:11:57 PM
BUT BOB SHAYE IS STILL A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
by ludmir88
Dec 18th, 2007
04:12:31 PM
FUCK YOURSELF BOB!!!
ZeroCorpse
by emvan
Dec 18th, 2007
04:15:47 PM
To call you full of crap would be an insult to actual shit containers. It's a freaking WAR STORY. Most war stories have no women at all, for the most painfully obvious reasons. Except this one has a woman warrior who actually accomplishes the single most heroic battlefield feat of the entire story. By any objective standards (specially for the 1940s when it was written) this is not misogyny, this is radical feminism.

And of course he had no respect for women, which is why the oldest and wisest member of the oldest and wisest race in Middle-Earth is an Elven Queen who spends most of the book correcting things her husband says.

And if you really knew your Tolkien you would know that he spent all the years from the publication of LOTR to his death obsessing about Galadriel's back story, revising it again and again to make her more and more important. This is consistent with the importance of the female characters in his original mythos, where they were often heroic (most notably Luthien who was a model for the more active Arwen that we see in the movies.)

And let's not even mention the fact that the King of the Valar (highest angelic powers) is mentioned once -- and not by name! -- while his Queen is the being that the characters pray to (including Sam and Frodo, spontaneously) and who answers those prayers. Yeah, an entire mythos with a female semi-deity. Really misogynistic there.

BRIAN COX FOR THORIN OAKENSHIELD!!
by performingmonkey
Dec 18th, 2007
04:16:36 PM
Brian Cox is quite simply made for the role of Thorin Oakenshield. He's about the right age for it too IMO, he's fairly old in the book I'm sure, but not too old so he's perfect. If he can reprise his role as Stryker in the pointless Wolverine film he can do something great like The Hobbit! The other Dwarves could be played by a variety of British actors. I'm sure they'll amp up the comedy value, particularly with the fat Dwarf, Bombur, and they should make a couple of the younger Dwarves Merry and Pippin-like. Mckellen just HAS to be back as Gandalf, despite them having to get around the fact that he will look older than he did in a movie that takes place 60 years later! I'm sure they'll manage. Serkis back as Gollum too! That whole part with the goblins and the riddle game in Gollum's cave should be absolutely classic! The fight with the Great Goblin should be ramped up to the max! Also, the huge Battle of Five Armies at the end has massive potential.
Irons for Smaug!
by DocPazuzu
Dec 18th, 2007
04:17:50 PM
Yep, I'm definitely in that camp.

Blessed? Not so much. The last thing we need is Boss Smaug Nass or the impulse to yell "DIIIIIIIIVE!!!" when Smaug attacks.

That is an unfounded accusation
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:19:19 PM
Where's your proof? Speculation I say. Conjecture. Slander, even.
Shake it Up
by flossygomez
Dec 18th, 2007
04:21:09 PM
I think they should do an all out twee version, with dwarves wearing bright red pointy hats and scarlet scandinavian cheeks eating apples on the road. Singing Andrew Lloyd Weber songs. Smaug should be Humel figurine cute with a tiny renaissance statue penis. The Lucky Charms leprechaun would make a brief appearance huckstering his cereal and engaging in sodomy with Orlando Bloom.
And to put an end to the debate
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:22:36 PM
No, Tolkien is not misogynistic. Got it? Not against the women-folk. That's all.
OK, There's One Outdated Moment
by emvan
Dec 18th, 2007
04:26:59 PM
When Eowyn is thrilled to "be a shield-maiden no more" and marry Faramir, it grates a little to modern sensibilities. But this is portrayed as a marriage of equals. They will govern Ithilien together. There's not a single female character who is subservient to her man.

I'm sure there's a small amount of incredibly misguided and ill-informed radical feminist literary criticism that attacks Tolkien on these ground. Citing it's existence doesn't make you or it right.

(Just for the record: male, former card-carrying member of N.O.W. and several other feminist groups, close friend for 20 years of the son of a radical feminist law professor who was notoriously murdered. I think I've earned the right to call out the insane wing of the movement.)
re event films
by DocPazuzu
Dec 18th, 2007
04:27:23 PM
You know, I hadn't realized how much I missed those magic holiday seasons with a new LOTR film every year. We were truly spoiled rotten by that experience. Just the thought that we'll have that again within a couple of years and in the same universe is just bliss.

We'll also get some champion talkbacking over the next few years as well. For those of us who have been here long enough to remember, the LOTR talkbacks represent truly high points in AICN history filled with erudite comments on the material at hand but also an enormous amount of madness, hilarity, outrage and venom.

Here's to the next few years of juicy tidbits, set reports, trailer rumors and what will certainly be an almost unendurable anticipation!

my thoughts on Smaug
by Bloo
Dec 18th, 2007
04:28:01 PM
Dragons talking never seem to look right, I don't know why but it doesn't, however, whenever I read The Hobbit, it always seemed to me that Smaug was communicating to Bilbo via mental telepathy type. If my memory serves correct and it may not, but is Bilbo the only one that Smaug talks too? You could even have Gandalf or bilbo explain that it was due to the ring, but it wasn't connected to until later, just a thought.

for VO work, I love the idea of Brian Blessed even if he's also a dwarf, however if you wanted to go more sinister, go for Irons or Rickman

and if this comes out 2010 along with Narnia and Deathly that's 3 dragon movies as Dawn Treader has a nice extended squence with Eustace as a dragon...btw I don't think DT is unadaptable, but it should be done by me as it is my fav of the Narnia books

What about Children of Hurin?
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:28:38 PM
Should they make that into a film as well? It's a pretty good read.
Emvan
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:30:24 PM
The debate is over, remember? No need to post on it anymore. I decided. I'm the decider. Tolkien does not hate women.
Bilbo and the Twelve Gimlis
by idonotseekabanning
Dec 18th, 2007
04:31:06 PM
Someone had to say it. Well, SimpleSandwiches sort of did. Even so, I am now saying it, thus adding a weighty weight un-added until this, my addition.
DocPazuzu
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:32:51 PM
Were the comments on LOTR really erudite? That seems unlikely. AICN talkbacks have never quite had the sophistication of an academic journal to me. But one can hope.
My prediction...
by Sledge Hammer
Dec 18th, 2007
04:36:21 PM
...the theatrical cut will be good, but feel like it's missing something, and the pacing won't be quite right, while the inevitable extended version released 9 or 10 months later will, despite being longer, actually feel shorter, as the pacing works far better, and plot holes and inconsistencies are plugged. It's like I done saw into the future, aint it?
Ian Holm
by the Grobe
Dec 18th, 2007
04:37:47 PM
Reynard Muldrake, and others, remember that Gandalf's said to Bilbo in Fellowship "Why Bilbo, you haven't aged a day!". While I know this is a common saying that you say to old people to butter them up, Gandalf had a look of concern and suspicion in his eyes when he said it. He literally meant Bilbo hadn't aged visibly, in my opinion. Bring on the Return of the Ians!!
If Jackson only produces, Joss Whedon to write and direct!
by MrFloppy
Dec 18th, 2007
04:40:54 PM
:D
the talking dragon syndrome
by occula
Dec 18th, 2007
04:51:05 PM
we can only hope PJ exercises drastic control over that situation. hopefully he will be in good form with it as isn't he doing temeraire, which is choc-a-block full of jibberjabbering dragons?
BOB SHAYE SAID THIS A WEEK AGO:
by ludmir88
Dec 18th, 2007
04:52:22 PM
Hey The Golden Compass is a failure, lets call Peter Jackson. I need to suck the tits of this guy on more time.... (moments later)...Hello? Pete? Hi is your great friend Bob. Yeah the one who behaved like a son of a bitch with no brains all these years. What? NO no no. I'm not going to stab you in the back this time ... but you know I'm a "man" of business....
I'm glad they came to their senses
by CherryValance
Dec 18th, 2007
04:53:09 PM
Now we can love New Line again. *big hug*
DocPazuzu
by Darth Thoth
Dec 18th, 2007
04:53:24 PM
I agree. I miss those LOTR holiday seasons. We really were spoiled. I think this announcement comes at a great time to really put us in the mood and get excited about The Hobbit. This is great news. Count me excited folks. My main concern now is finding the right director. This issue of handing off the reigns is key. Here's the example- it's the difference between getting an Empire Strikes Back or getting a Return of the Jedi. And no disrespect to Jedi because I love it but it was no Empire. A director is so important and I'm a little disappointed PJ won't be the man here. I just hope the right person is picked and PJs magic/ love for the material translates to the director. This is our only shot at getting something comprable to LOTR.
Just stop with the Smaug=Blessed,Irons,Jones etc
by DoctorWho?
Dec 18th, 2007
04:54:51 PM
I love those guys but I dont want/need to hear the usuall voiceover suspects. Cast fresh and semi unknown,please.
Will Jackson Direct?
by red ezra
Dec 18th, 2007
04:55:51 PM
that is the question
Terrence Stamp as Smaug
by Han Cholo
Dec 18th, 2007
04:57:27 PM
It has to happen. Either him or Frank "KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!!!!"Lang ella would be perfect for Smaug.
Sean Connery as the voice of Smaug!!!!
by ludmir88
Dec 18th, 2007
04:57:34 PM
DRAGONHEART was mehhhh btw.
shaye, if mcKellen dies before this, you shall pay
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
04:59:00 PM
...your debt in hell. as you already had to pay, why did you wait so long, YOU FOOL?
skycrapper, hell yeah we want Prydain
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 18th, 2007
04:59:41 PM
Andy Serkis for Gurgi. Karl Urban for Gwydion. Sean Connery comes out of retirement for Dallben. You know they'll CGI the cauldron born unfortunately. Oh who am I kidding, they'll never make this. In that case Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears for Orddu, Orwen, and Orgoch.
was watching Jedi and...
by Han Cholo
Dec 18th, 2007
05:01:00 PM
The movie is on par with Empire right up until we see Wicket walk up to an unconscious Princess Leia. The space battle, the forest fight, the duel with Vader and Luke, pretty much everything without Ewoks was on par or better than Empire.
nope...they never will
by occula
Dec 18th, 2007
05:02:20 PM
in the endless digging through all available fantasy out there, they (whoever they is) will pull out 'the black cauldron', give it a shake, notice the disney movie that falls out, and toss it back. *sigh*
McAvoy or Freeman as Baggins..
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
05:03:49 PM
think McAvoy might be even better, good call. He could do with a bit of fattening up for that role though.
TerryMalloy
by DocPazuzu
Dec 18th, 2007
05:05:26 PM
"Erudite" is perhaps a bit of an exaggeration but the level of discourse was certainly a lot higher many times in those days.
guuh!
by occula
Dec 18th, 2007
05:10:22 PM
mcavoy, put him on a slice of toast and butter him up for me. he could totally do the 'you WILL believe that in 40 man-years i will become ian holm' bit.
ps
by occula
Dec 18th, 2007
05:11:29 PM
for anybody who doesn't know and was wondering what exactly was up with that last post, yes, i am one of the few females on this site.
A darker Hobbit?
by Oz J Thomas
Dec 18th, 2007
05:11:36 PM
I think it's a much lighter book, with only hints of a dark lord or anything like that so a darker movie really wouldn't be appropriate. Also, not too sure about the bridge movie. I was never a fan of Silmarillion, Lost Tales and stuff like that. It's all interesting backstory, but not sure how it would work as a movie or if it even should be filmed. As a side note, I kinda liked the old Rankin-Bass Hobbit animation, much more complete than the fragmented LoTR animations, although there are parts that could be improved.
2 movies 3 and a half hours each
by BurgerKing
Dec 18th, 2007
05:14:38 PM
Despite the Hobbit being considerably shorter than any LOTR and there being two movies, I have a feeling they are still going to be long as fuck. Which is fine, but even though I enjoy having my RotK extended in my collection, I can not sit through it in one watching. Too much!!

Hopefully this second movie isn't a huge suckfest because The Hobbit is pretty awesome and I think it's pretty straightforward how it feeds into LOTR, but then again, the general public are a bunch of stupid fucks who need a whole nother entire movie to realize that Bilbo is the old dude from Fellowship of the Ring and that Frodo's ring is the same one he found.

doc
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
05:15:18 PM
Why do you think that is?
McFly's Band?
by Lord Nerd
Dec 18th, 2007
05:17:49 PM
Is that for real? ahahha Please tell me no.
it is time for Lubezki
by jivatmax
Dec 18th, 2007
05:21:11 PM
to direct
Cool - but can we please have an intermission?
by Yeti
Dec 18th, 2007
05:21:52 PM
By the end of The Return of the King and King Kong I had to pee so bad my teeth were floating.
I agree with a lot of what I've read here.
by RandySavage
Dec 18th, 2007
05:24:01 PM
Director (if not Jackson) should be Peter Wier, Ridley Scott or Gore Verbinski. McKellen as Gandalf the Grey will be a treat as I much preferred that performance/costume over Gandalf the White. Thorin: I like the Gleeson suggestion. Bard: maybe Daniel Day Lewis or Gerard Butler as Bard. Thranduil: David Bowie? probably too recognizable. Elrond, Sam Neill (or Weaving for continuity). I would love to see Ian McShane in a Tolkien film... maybe as the Goblin King or Master of Laketown.
Simon Pegg as Bilbo...
by nonlocalized
Dec 18th, 2007
05:31:44 PM
Get him to put on about 20 pounds (and a wig), and he's perfect; performance-wise,there's nothing the man can't do. And of course, you can't go wrong with Nick Frost as a dwarf. Or with Andy Serkis as a dwarf, for that matter. I'm also throwing in my money for Tommy Lee Jones as Thorin. Maybe too recognizeable, but on the other hand, he does tend to disappear into his roles. And he's got that great combination of crankiness and world-weary nobility.
what we can expect in the 2nd film...
by kimbers
Dec 18th, 2007
05:33:55 PM
There is loads of potential here.... we could see the witch king defeated in angmar, gloins? doomed quest to moria, the necromancer aka sauron setting up home in mirkwood,the fall of isengard? might even squeeze in Tom Bombadil! either way id love to see some wights just a few requests.... im sorry raimi i love the evil deads, quite fond of hercules, i like spiderman but hes just got too cheesey, to much soppiness has crept in secondly i kinda think the music in lotr was a weaker element, certainly had enough of those haunting irish pipes n stuff with titanic etc ps mcshane would kick ass as a goblin king but they couldnt get away with the swearing or the fucking
I'd personally like to see
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
05:36:23 PM
Fresh faces.
This is going to force me to go back and re-read The Hobbit.
by rbatty024
Dec 18th, 2007
05:39:43 PM
For me the only choice to play Bilbo Baggins is Ian Holm. Anyone else will be a disappointment. Slap a curly black whig onto him and a little powder on his face and he's good to go. I like the idea of having a different director, hopefully this means a more innocent feel to the movie. As far as the in-between film, I'm nervous. Straying too far from Tolkein's world could really screw things up.
they're remaking starsky and hutch??!!
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
05:45:29 PM
When is it coming out?? Oh. My. Goodness. I'm so excited
Tolkien and Women
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
05:46:48 PM
I didn't say he hated women, or hit them, or even said nasty things about them... But if you do ANY research you'll see that the debate as to whether or not he LIKED women as characters is VALID, and REAL. Do it. I'll wait. Hit Google and type "Tolkien and Women" and "Tolkien misogyny" and see how many fucking hits you get. Essays, dissertations, novels, studies, and discussions galore exist on the subject.

I'm not saying that *I* know anything about it, or that I have any particular insight into Mr. Tolkien's heart or mind. All I'm saying is that the subject is well covered in discussions about literature, and that he didn't exactly write many compelling, interesting, fleshed-out female characters in his books. I'm saying that Fran Walsh's additions, despite pissing off Tolkien purists, were beneficial in a theatrical sense because they made sure half the audience didn't feel alienated. Sure, it's modern politically correct whitewashing, but it WORKED, and it's something Mr. Tolkien would NOT have done himself.

I am in no way judging the man, or his work. I'm merely pointing out that plenty of other people-- scholarly, important, well-read, well-informed people-- DO bring the topic of Tolkien's shying away from writing female characters into discussion.

There's no agreeing with me or not. I'm not taking a side in the issue. I didn't think his characterizations of women were particularly well-done (he makes them very two-dimensional) but I didn't have a problem with it in the context of what he was writing.

Stop putting words in my mouth or assuming I have some opinion that might question Tokien's brilliance. I do not. I am merely presenting information that literature scholars have gathered and debated for many, many years now.

Like I said-- before you jump down my throat, why don't you do a little research. it's a valid topic, no matter what opinion you hold. I personally hold NO opinion on the topic, but the topic IS out there, and it HAS been questioned before.

I think I just reflexively ejaculated geek juice.
by darquelyte
Dec 18th, 2007
05:49:23 PM
Best case scenario is if Fran writes and directs. I mean why not?
Oh, and my feminist cred:
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 18th, 2007
05:53:25 PM
Just for the record, since you mentioned it, I too am a feminist, supporter of the E.R.A., volunteer at free clinics (helping women get past violent Xtians blocking the doors), former rape counselor, and other do-gooder's activities.

I don't have a problem with women. Frankly, I think they're better than men in several ways. However, I do think Mr. Tolkien shied away from writing women as much more than background characters. Not necessarily subservient, but certainly not fully realized in the same way his male characters were.

And again, for the record, a lot of the writings about Tolkien's dislike of women are NOT from feminists. Look around. You'll be surprised.

The battle of Five armies!
by BillyPilgrim
Dec 18th, 2007
05:55:38 PM
Thorin Oakenshield, Gandalf, Elrond and Bard
by BillyPilgrim
Dec 18th, 2007
05:59:01 PM
Kicking unholy Goblin and Warg ass! Then.....GIANT FUCKING EAGLES! Fuck giant fucking robots. I want GIANT FUCKING EAGLES! Oh what glorious fanboy geekdom bliss! Hate on bitches. I'll be grinning for the world.
Lubezki! why not? but better with Cuaron again...
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
06:01:37 PM
viva mejico cabrones.
zerocorpse
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
06:05:36 PM
The debate is over dammit! Just kidding. Well played.
Hobbit tomboy beanpoles gotta eat!
by briantag
Dec 18th, 2007
06:08:42 PM
PJ needs to do Halo. Work it into the similaarlliaianilllaion or whatever it's called. Call it the Halobbit. Don't care. Just do the Halo.
Peter Jackson back where he belongs...
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 18th, 2007
06:19:19 PM
That is, standing on the shoulders of Tolkein, 'cause that's about all he's really good at.* *See Jackson's horrid "King Kong"
You knew it was coming.
by S.Lowrey
Dec 18th, 2007
06:32:36 PM
I think New Line knew it too. Actually, New Line probably knew for awhile that Compass wasn't going to make any money so they probably kept the line open. Golden Compass's first weekend (26 mil) had to pave the way for this thing. The 2nd weekend (9 mil) pretty much sealed the deal it would seem. So now, the next question is, "Do they keep Bob Shaye?"
The sequel story is the siege of Dol Gulgur and Aragorn's deeds
by spacechampion
Dec 18th, 2007
06:37:56 PM
From: http://dragonworld.tv/blog/fan tasy/the-hobbit-movie-casting- and-story-choices/ "Jackson had said that part of it will be Gandalf’s story of infiltrating the Necromancer’s lair in Dol Guldur (south Mirkwood) while Bilbo and the Dwarves were off to the Lonely Mountain. After discovering that the Necromancer was in fact Sauron, as he suspected, Gandalf spends years gathering the forces of Elves and the Council of Wizards (perhaps others too) to attack Dol Guldur and drive Sauron out — setting up the story of the Lord of the Rings with Sauron returning to his ancient seat of power in Mordor. So this “sequel” the producers are talking about could mainly be a big fight at Dol Duldur, but probably will contain a few things happening around the rest of Middle Earth, like some of the missions that Aragorn (who was born around the time of the Hobbit) went on in his youth on behalf of Gandalf and Elrond, and some of the goings on at Minas Tirith when Aragorn (under an alias) served Denethor’s father Ecthelion II, including leading a victorious war against the Corsairs of Umbar (the same people in Return of the King on the ships that Aragorn defeated with the help of those ghosts). In this Hobbit sequel they could cover (Gimli’s uncle) Balin’s doomed quest to retake Moria. Perhaps they’ll show the orcs multiplying and threatening all the lands west of the Misty Mountain in Eriador, though not the Shire in that time period (the Shire was invaded about 300 years previously by orcs, but not in the 80 year period of this sequel). In the first movie, which should cover The Hobbit it’s possible Aragorn’s father Arathorn could feature in a small role. So my best guess is this Hobbit sequel will focus largely on Aragorn, in the fight at Dol Guldur (nothing Tolkien wrote says he didn’t participate in that, and it’s bloody likely he did under an alias), and helping out where he can in wars for Rohan and Gondor. I’d love to see Balin’s Moria quest, but it may not be possible to include that in a coherent story with the rest of the film, if Aragorn is the central character. The Dol Guldur story brings in Gandalf, the White Council of Wizards, and Elrond, Legolas and the Elves, and Aragorn brings in Arwen and Arathorn. Oh, and don’t forget it was Aragorn that Gandalf sent to track down Gollum. One hope for Balin’s story would be if the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain (contrary to what Tolkien wrote) are brought in against the Necromancer as well, before going off to Moria. With all that, I think we’d be in for a pretty solid movie."
Matthew broderick
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
06:40:03 PM
Should fight baby Godzilla rapter things in the Godzilla. That'd be swell.
McFly! Is that your band?
by Lord Nerd
Dec 18th, 2007
06:46:57 PM
The Hobbit movies will kick ass by the way.
THat's the power of Love!!
by Lord Nerd
Dec 18th, 2007
07:02:34 PM
How about a nod to Rob Inglis?
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:06:17 PM
He does a great reading of The Hobbit and LOTR. He could be one of the dwarves, or one of the men of the lake. I'm praying for Ian Holm, somehow, someway. That would be perfect . . . natch, Ian McKlellan as Gandalf and Hugo Weaving as Elrond. John Rhys Davis as Gloin would work for me . . .
Woo fucking hoo!
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2007
07:06:35 PM
:^)
Christopher Tolkien Has Been Mining His
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:06:45 PM
Dad's legacy for cash for years.
This is HUGE for MGM.
by Barry Egan
Dec 18th, 2007
07:14:18 PM
MGM has struggled for decades. Other than the Bond series they pretty much have nothing.
That's the One, McFly
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:18:12 PM
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel, Eowyn . . . man, he just hated the women. And dwarves. He was very anti-dwarf. Just ask Thorin!
Oh, and on the Tolkien and women debate....
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2007
07:18:29 PM
...ZeroCorpse is right. I'm a huge fan of the man and his work, have pretty much every book of his that's commonly available - including his letters and some of his poetry, but on one occasion I just had to cringe when he said something along the lines of 'women being intelligent in their own way, but it not being possible to educate them to the same level as men'. In fact all emvan's examples were mostly what people take as evidence *FOR* Tolkien's struggles with perceiving and writing women as dramatic charac ters, not against them: all the examples of female charac ters being *worshipped*, usually from afar (Arwen, Elbereth Gilthoniel, Galadriel), not of them actually doing or feeling or saying anything very interesting in the story. The few contrary examples would be Luthien, who represented his wife and the love of his life in the story, and Eowyn, who he added to the story specifically for the benefit of his daughter who was becoming old enough to take an interest in the stories but noticed as had many others (except emvan) the lack of relatable female characters in the story. And as emvan himself noticed, Eowyn's 'warrior woman' persona was, unlike all the heroic warrior men, essentially portrayed as a suicidal depression and 'wrong' behaviour and when she was healed by the love of a good man she settled down to marry. Not knocking anything in LOTR b y the way, its antique nature of story-telling is why I love it (and why I love the Silmarillion far more than the Hobbit), just saying ZeroCorpse has a point and he's right about the stuff Fran Walsh directing added much to the movie, which much though we could wish it otherwise has to grow apart somewhat from the book to work.
Did Tolkien Ever Ask Himself
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:20:44 PM
Why the Orcs hated us so? What is that we did to provoke the wrath of Sauron?

BTW, you can thank me for this. I've been listening to the Hobbit audiotape and focusing my mental powers on thinking: these movies should be made. Soon it will be too late to be consistent with the LOTR trilogy. The time is nigh! And then it happens. When I can get that to happen with cash raining from the sky (I'm working on it), I'll let you know.
If Holm's not Bilbo...
by nonlocalized
Dec 18th, 2007
07:21:45 PM
I Almost Forgot Goldberry
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:23:05 PM
Tolkien was in love with Goldberry. You could tell. And he had a thing for Galadriel. He liked the women, sorry.
If Holm's not Bilbo...
by nonlocalized
Dec 18th, 2007
07:25:21 PM
why not cast him as Thorin? Check out his pic of him as King Lear: http://tinyurl.com/2kfgae Just lengthen the beard by a foot or so...
OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT!!
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Dec 18th, 2007
07:27:12 PM
Tolkien Had More Respect for Women Than
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:28:02 PM
Most modern fantasy, where women are scantily-clad warrior queens that can win the battle and show their boobs. And then show their boobs. And then show their ass. And then show their boobs.
Oh, and Thank the Golden Compass
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:30:10 PM
For tanking. Try and make a fantasy without Peter Jackson, will you?
I told you guys
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
07:30:52 PM
that the Tolkien/women debate is over. You guys are making me feel that my authority here is impotent. Please stop!
It's about TIME!!!
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Dec 18th, 2007
07:31:46 PM
Maybe now New Line can make back all of the money they lost bashing religion in "The Golden Compass."
So they are doing the Hobbit plus
by brobdingnag
Dec 18th, 2007
07:38:23 PM
another whole movie out of Tolkien's notes and index writings? First of all there doesn't need to be a "bridge" between the Hobbit and LOTR so if that's what they have in mind it will be awful. If on the other hand they intend to do something from forgotten tales or from the Silmarillion then it could be great. Of course Jackson captured lightning in a bottle filming the trilogy mostly as one film, no matter how good these new films are they won't as good as LOTR.
kevinwillis, contrast:
by raw_bean
Dec 18th, 2007
07:41:11 PM
"Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel, Eowyn"

with

"Aragorn, Beren, Hurin, Turin, Tuor, Feanor, Fingolfin, Thingol, Turgon, Earendil, Elrond, Denethor, Boromir, Gandalf, Saruman, Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Faramir, Eomer, Theoden, Merry, Pippin, Legolas, Gimli, Thorin, Thranduil, Bard, Beorn, etc. No-one's saying Tolkien didn't have a go at strong female characters, just that they were more the exception than the rule, and they were never his strong point. Though the stories are enriched by the ones he did do.

Maybe New Line Can Make Back the Money They Lost
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:41:21 PM
Making a bad movie with the Golden Compass.
Raw_Bean
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:45:14 PM
That different than saying Tolkein didn't like women, or was a misogynist. There are plenty more males and females and, indeed, only one or two dwarf females, period, than I can think of being referred to in the annals. One proper queen (that held the power of the king). The Ent wives were missing (and the Ents were pining for 'em, no pun intended). Still, I think there is a big difference between the tale Tolkein wanted to tell, and being misogynist.
you know who should play bilbo...
by lavatory love machine
Dec 18th, 2007
07:48:36 PM
remember snatch? that guy who played jason stahan's partner, I dont even know his name but he would be perfect
Superman
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:50:01 PM
What a misogynist movie that is. Man! It's in the name. He's the hero. The so-called Super "Man"!
I tried this in the Speed Racer talkback
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
07:51:03 PM
but no one bothered to answer me. Am I the only one that thinks Emile Hirsch looks eerily like a skinny Jack Black? This is not a rhetorical question. I want opinions.
Prince Leia, Sure
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:51:38 PM
But then there's Han, Luke, C3P0 (okay, so he's gay), Obi Wan . . . the rest are all guys! Lucas was a misogynist. Star Wars was anti-woman!
I Thought LOTR Was The Sequel To THE HOBBIT?
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
07:55:23 PM
Wait a second, theres ANOTHER book inbetween? Oh, no, wait, they're basing it on... appendices? Dear lord. Whats next? A third Hobbit movie made out of Tolkien's stained coffee napkins, soiled undergarments, margin doodles written in telephone books, and pocket lint? Cmon now. One Hobbit movie is plenty. Now its just getting stupid.
I'm All for Two Hobit Movies
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:58:04 PM
A telling of the history in the Annals of the Kings, the Silmarillion, the Children of Durin, etc.
They need to find the Ewan to Holm's Alec
by Anakin Whoopass
Dec 18th, 2007
07:59:00 PM
But once The Hobbit is done, will Jackson replace Holm's flashback scene with Hayden Christensen?
Two Hobbit Movies, I Mean
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
07:59:04 PM
I don't want anything to do with two Hobitch movies.
There's Enough of Us Tolkein Addicts
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
08:01:20 PM
They could make four movies out of The Hobbit and the other stuff, and we'd show up. "Must . . . have . . . Hobbit!"
They Can Have my Cash! At least, about $75
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
08:04:17 PM
I figure for the tickets, then the special edition DVDs, maybe a rental or on-demand in there somewhere. I love my LOTR. I love the special editions, where Celeborn is mysteriously pasted in Lothlorien with Galadriel when he was absent from the theatrical release. Awesome! I love Tolkein, I love what Fran Wash and Jackson did with the movies . . . if I can, I'll see 'em opening day, or soon after.
Orson Bean
by cyberskunk
Dec 18th, 2007
08:04:34 PM
Wait, wait, didn't Orson play Bilbo? I'm not sure who he played, but John Huston played Gandalf. (on search engine later) Yeah, Bilbo.

I liked Brother Theodore's Gollum voice.

You know who else hated women?
by idonotseekabanning
Dec 18th, 2007
08:04:38 PM
Hitler.
Yeah, but I'd go see 'em, McFly
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
08:06:43 PM
I'm stilling holding hope all this motion-capture stuff Zemeckis is doing is so that he can finally make a Back To The Future 4. I'd be a Back to the Future whore, too.
I don't care if it's boring
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
08:08:24 PM
I just need validation! I feel alone, McFly. So terribly alone.
You Know Who Tolkein Really Hated?
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
08:10:24 PM
The Wild Men of the East. Put that in your pipe (with your Longbottom leaf) and smoke it.
CUARON
by Vesuvio
Dec 18th, 2007
08:10:26 PM
for this motherfucking movie, unless it's CGI. I don't think he would do it if so. In that case, give him the fucking Deathly Hallows on 2009.
spacechampion, nice possible scenario there
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
08:22:31 PM
ah, its back to Middle Earth again
Will PJ Address The Baggins' Raging Homosexuality?
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:24:15 PM
Seriously, Bilbo is clearly gay as is Frodo. Sam was more latent gay -- clearly he plugged Frodo's Hobbit hole with his magical knob -- but in the end he settled for Mary Beard, the Hobbit ho from the tail end of the Shire. He reckoned "it's either a stable, bland, fake heterosexual marriage, or a desperate open-ended exploration of the wild side at the local bathhouse, diseases to follow." And Sam wussed out, whilst Frodo went to the twinkly magical land to explore his sexuality on the spiritual plane. Really th whole LOTR saga is an allegory about coming out of the closet. "No more need for invisible magic rings cause comin' out! Yay!" And then they all dance to some corny celtic fife and drum music whilst playing footsie forever in gay heaven.
MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO!!!!
by Salchucks
Dec 18th, 2007
08:26:02 PM
He's perfect for the part. I hope Jackson realizes it.
Finally!
by stueaben
Dec 18th, 2007
08:29:12 PM
great news. hopefully we won't get 13 dwarves tossed about for comical relief.
I Hope Tom Bombadilly Is In It
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:29:24 PM
I liked how he dressed colorfully, danced and sang. Yay!
Tumnus as Bilbo
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 18th, 2007
08:31:50 PM
I think that could work, Mcevoy from Atonement as Bilbo Baggins
OK, probably already suggessted, but yes Mcevoy as Bilbo
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 18th, 2007
08:39:04 PM
that freeman guy is too goofy, I vote for Mcevoy to play Bilbo Baggins, who's with me?
yes,Cuaron, he's spotless...unlike Jackson
by pipergates
Dec 18th, 2007
08:40:16 PM
Peter did good but as seen in KingKong specially, he is uneven. Alfonso is a bloody marvel. Best Potter is his, best scifi i ever saw is his Children of Men.
Isn't Pedophilia A Prerequisite For The Clergy?
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:40:25 PM
I thought that was part of the initiation. You have to diddle a child for Jeebus, and then another priest absolves you.
Cuaron Pwns Jackson
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:42:30 PM
I loved LOTR, but CHILDREN OF MEN is easily the greatest film of the decade thus far... alongside PAN'S LABYRINTH, of course, which is in a close, nearly overlapping, second.
If Mckellan couldn't do it...
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 18th, 2007
08:47:42 PM
Liam Neeson would be a perfect Gandalf, probably physically closer to the way Tolkien described, or course would have to be made up to look older, he has the voice, acting skills, but McKellan was about as close to perfect in voice and is simply a great actor, did an awesome job...but the idea of Darkman doing it intrigues me, i think he would be great too
Jackson's thoughts on Two Hobbit movies
by nerall
Dec 18th, 2007
08:49:21 PM
A lot of people are asking why two movies - look at Jackson's thoughts on the two movie premise in an old interview with Quint: http://www.aintitcool.com/node /30085
Children of Men Sucked
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 18th, 2007
08:54:07 PM
Seriously, I heard it was all kinds of wonderful, and I watched it and it was completely either: "meh." or "that's stupid. That's stupid. That's dialog? Why would they be doing that. Oooh, that's from the 'look pensive to cover up gaping plot holes' school of acting. Awesome. Michael Cain's 'pull my finger' before getting shot was the only thing worth watching in that entire film.
FUCK YES
by That 70s Venom
Dec 18th, 2007
08:55:37 PM
GO BILBO GOOOOO
This From The Guy Who Wants 2 Movies Based On One Book
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:56:26 PM
Pwnage! Now do defend King Kong, please. Thats always fun to read.
Another media attack on the Church
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 18th, 2007
08:59:13 PM
Not gonna turn this discussion into this mindlessness, but the whole priest/pedophila thing is a media driven attack on the only religion left politically correct to attack, not that the issue wasn't real and poorly handled by the Church, but to make some kind of natural connection between the two is a purely media driven myth, the sickness and evil of pedohilia that seeped into the Church is no different from that same sickness that exists in the culture and society at large, and the FACT is that the percentage of such cases that took place in the institutions of the Church was much less than the percentage of pedhilia cases taking place outside the Church, in secular institutions, especially the public school system...of course not reported by the liberal media. such cases occur in other institutions as well, but the Church, one of the largest institutions in the world, over 2000 years, such cases become noticed and those hostile toward it , like the liberal media elite, took advantage of this opportunity, and suddenly every accusor is legitimate, and one is no longer innocent before proven guilty. The simple fact is, this sickness pervades the cultures and societies of the world, the cases within the Church simply a microcosm of the overrall problem, and the media does a disservice not to report and focus on it as a societal problem, not just the Church. By Lasepants logic, every teacher hired by a private school built by Oprah is child molestor.
Are You Insinuating The Dialogue In LOTR Was Good?
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
08:59:45 PM
Or even remotely human? Please, man, seriously. Glass houses, much? I mean, yeah, LOTR was great, but, cmon. The overblown bombast straight outta 12 year old DnD sessions is the very height of cornball. But, you know, cool for what it is. I don't see any difference btwn LOTR and STAR WARS at least in this respect.
Yes, Its A Media Driven Attack, Of Course
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:01:23 PM
All those kids were never raped, they just made it up as part of some shadowy media conspiracy to make everyone gay abotionists. Its true! AND NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO DIE FOR SATAN'S WILL DEMANDS IT! Mwoo ha ha!
This talkback just took a turn for the worse
by TerryMalloy
Dec 18th, 2007
09:14:04 PM
I'll leave you to your gaybashing/homophobia/childish banter.
Sigh...
by Ironhelix
Dec 18th, 2007
09:15:57 PM
it's been said before, but PJ's LotR movies are not even CLOSE to being in keeping with the spirit of the source material. so now he gets to inject a bunch of action-hero bullshit into an even more quaint story, completely missing the point. given how retarded he made Gimli in the trilogy, i might just have to pass on this one. for shame...
Homophobia?
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:22:08 PM
Because Frodo and Sam are clearly gay? Huh? I think its great that they're gay. The gay heroes is one of the reasons LOTR is so cool. Nobody ever does gay heroes. I mean, name one other. Okay, R2D2 and C3PO are clearly gay. But, seriously, what else. I think its you who are the homophobe, sir! Don't fight it! No, seriously, though, lighten up, dude. Its just fun and jokes. We're all gay here. Gay as happy hippy Hobbits! Yay!
Yeah, I'm Gonna Go Too
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:24:06 PM
I'm sick and tired of all of this craziness. I really wish people would take Hobbit 1 and Hobbit 2: The Hobbiting more seriously. Its sancrosanct. Like Jesus' love. His hot, throbbing love.
kevinwillis.net
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
09:26:09 PM
were you born retarded? do you ever ask your mother if the thought of swallowing you instead would of been a better idea than letting you live?
The problem with Catholicism doesn't end with...
by rbatty024
Dec 18th, 2007
09:27:41 PM
the pedophile priests. That would be bad enough, but what defenders of the church conveniently leave out is that not only was the incidents "poorly handled" but the Catholic church actively tried to cover up crimes and helped subject thousands of children to dangerous pedophiles. This wasn't one or two instances either, this was close to policy. So, it wasn't just pedophile priests, it was a church organized cover up. I thought religious people were supposed to be moral. Too bad evidence is to the contrary. The most moral and upstanding people I've ever met don't even believe in God, and the most base immoral individuals I've ever met are fundamentalist believers. That's just a personal observation so take what you will from it.
rbatty024
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:30:30 PM
I raise my glass to you sir. Spot effing on!
please make this right
by Epleterte
Dec 18th, 2007
09:32:16 PM
please make this right, please make this right, please make this right, please make this right!
oh poo on you doo doo heads
by occula
Dec 18th, 2007
09:33:15 PM
hey xiphos, how's that for a turn of phrase for you, my dear? i know, i know, it's somewhat lacking in pizzazz, prolly coz i eated too many holiday cookies this afternoon and, as mark says on 'peepshow', i now have to do a poo. anyhow, i was just thinking this TB was already verging into hylarity territory, and somebody earlier mentioned the TBs from back in the LOTR days, and i was agreeing that this too was getting fun already. but apparently some people are really interested in misogyny and sundry and others who DON'T like misogyny and sundry are getting mad about it, and they are stomping off with their bonnets full of bees. so poo on them, i say. and i said it earlier but i'll reiterate, mcavoy for bilbo in '10. altho he'll prolly lose out to simon pegg just like he lost the scotty role. tough to be a scot!
Please buy my Transformers
by BYOBkenobi
Dec 18th, 2007
09:33:36 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2nctcv on eBay, ending tomorrow morning!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 18th, 2007
09:33:43 PM
Ringwearer9 is gonna go nuts. I'm sorry, buddy.
SpyGuy
by messi
Dec 18th, 2007
09:38:05 PM
please don't give warners any ideas about GL. As much as Sinestro Corps War is a movie I want to see in my lifetime alongside JLA and The Hobbit and The Simarillion. Sinestro Corps War would only work with all the backstory, it's what makes it so powerful. There needs to be Hal Jordan becoming Parallax, Kyle Rayner's adventures. Hell if you do all that then do Rebirth, you need at least another movie before Sinestro Corps War that could be a split story film, like Babel but Green Lantern. 1 story is Hal Jordan and the lost Lanterns, another is Kyle Rayner as Ion post Infinite Crisis and the other is Green Lantern Corps with Guy and Ranx the Sentient City. All that is what gives Sinestro Corps War it's heavyness.
Peter Jackson is NOT the guy to lead this project...
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Dec 18th, 2007
09:44:38 PM
The Tolkien Elite know this.....
Oh...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 18th, 2007
09:50:57 PM
...Happy Day.

And now, the calm before the storm.

I Want To See Green Lantern vs. Transformers vs. Army of Darknes
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:51:22 PM
Aliens vs. Predators vs. Zombies vs. Draculas vs. Hellraiser vs. Godzilla and so forth and so on. And i should be a three part trilogy, and each part should be no less then 16 hours long.
I Think Venom Should Be In Hobbit 3
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
09:57:05 PM
Hobbit 3: Holy Hell's Hobbit Hoedown the Revenge
Venom AND King Kong... A KING KONG VENOM!
by LaserPants
Dec 18th, 2007
10:02:57 PM
Hobbit 4 right there.
These'll blow
by WolfmanNards
Dec 18th, 2007
10:21:39 PM
I think that the lord of the rings movies were boring, and bleak. They made middle earth seem like a dreary, and mostly boring place to live in. Everything was dark and cold, and I know that was the intent, but ... boo! Why can't fantasy movies be fun anymore? Chronicles of Narnia, that talking Polar Bear movie, they are so stark I want to slit my wrists when I watch them. What's wrong with the Neverending story approach, or Princess Bride? Lord of the Rings should have been one movie (FUCK YOU) About 2 and a half hours long. The hobbits should have been played by real midgets (All of this polititcally correct poppycock is keeping good midgets out of work) They should have cut all of the bullshit out, and showed us the cool things only. And also, people shouldn't have whispered as much- AAAAAND everything shouldn't be blue. Why the fuck was everything blue in those movies? Also, preemptively, FUCK YOU if you disagree with me. I'm always right, probably.
Good Movies With Real Midgets
by WolfmanNards
Dec 18th, 2007
10:32:00 PM
Star Wars, Willow, Dune, Labyrinth, Time Bandits, Wizard of Oz, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Willow, Masters of the Universe, Poltergeist, Leprechaun, Willow, Total Recall, Swamp Thing, The Station Agent, Freaks, Willow, That James Bond Movie, Willow, The Original Willy Wonka Movie, Willow, Willow, Willow, and some other great stuff.
its fucking OVER!
by ironic_name
Dec 18th, 2007
10:45:30 PM
lotr was good while it lasted, its over now!

move the fuck on!

Sweet Chocolate Coated Pussy Juice
by That 70s Venom
Dec 18th, 2007
11:01:47 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

by The Dum Guy
Dec 18th, 2007
11:01:54 PM
The Hobbit
by moderate
Dec 18th, 2007
11:05:59 PM
Biddy be Yum buddy YO YO Be Yum Buddy YO biddy biddy be yum yo biddy biddy bum buddy yo!!!
I'm waiting for Episode VII
by darthbinks1220
Dec 18th, 2007
11:13:36 PM
LOTR is so passe.
sick Hobbit animatics
by GraceStreetDivision
Dec 18th, 2007
11:22:03 PM
Anyone seen these? http://tinyurl.com/2fonkp
NEILL BLOMKAMP!
by Gozu
Dec 18th, 2007
11:24:17 PM
He would be an awesome choice for director and he's also right there in NZ with Jackson and WETA. Also, Jackson might end up being a better producer than director (think George Lucas).
bacci40 is right!
by Orionsangels
Dec 18th, 2007
11:33:34 PM
He's saying something that's never been said on talkback before. His post has made a difference! A difference in all our lives. Now have a Jolly Christmas everyone!
I guess you can't just make one movie anymore.
by greenstyle92
Dec 18th, 2007
11:46:21 PM
A movie just isn't a movie unless it gets a sequel. And if you've made two, then why not make another and round it off as a trilogy? Here comes The Hobbit Trilogy: the first one is the hobbit, the second one is parts of the simillrillion, and the last one is Peter Jackson x Fran Walsh porn.
logical
by slkboxrman
Dec 18th, 2007
11:51:10 PM
very good news and logical....did anyone think new line would actually make these movies without peter jackson......its gonna make em a ton of money just like the LOTR trilogy...theyd be nuts not to bring him back......laughed at how quick they wrapped up their prob from the original trilogy
Dreamfasting
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 18th, 2007
11:53:32 PM
That was a really spot-on trailer idea. Nice.
Not too exciting
by abelkane3434
Dec 18th, 2007
11:55:48 PM
Personally I did not like the LOTR films, I just couldn't get into them. But I do appreciate what Jackson was able to create. Also, I feel that he has done his thing with middle earth and it should be handed over to someone else so we can see another vision of that world. Jackson should move on and create some other films. If he stays as a producer on this that is fine, but I would like to see another director step in and bring something new and different to the screen with The Hobbit. A new visual style, and approach to tone. I don't mean Schumacher like changes, but something new.
s'okay xiphos
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
12:04:26 AM
maybe anchorite will come in and fuck some shit up instead. man i love that crazy motherfucker!
Thank you Golden Compass for failing!!!
by Drath
Dec 19th, 2007
12:22:33 AM
See, the Christian Right did us a favor after all!!! Okay, I kid, I wanted to see the rest of Pullman's movies adapted--at least to see if they even COULD be adapted--but it looks like a weak year and lack of a big hit new franchise in His Dark Materials, had forced New Line to swallow it's pride and make nice with the Kiwi of Middle Earth. He'd BETTER direct though. Two movies out of the Hobbit? Why not make the Hobbit and then the Silmarillion? Or vice versa? Too much? Whatever, I think this could be great stuff (gee, who doesn't at leats hope for that?), but I guess I need to stay cautious. It'd be nice if New Line grew a clue and made the rest of His Dark Materials back to back now while it still can. If it waits, the opportunity is lost forever as that girl who played Lyra is not going to stay the same age.
RON PAUL loves HOBBITS!
by shogunshin
Dec 19th, 2007
12:33:37 AM
i cant wait for the new lord of the rings, and IM VOTING FOR RON PAUL in 2008! he wants to eradicate INCOME TAX! NO MORE INCOME TAX!!! RON PAUL will save america!
CRYSTAL METH
by carrotop361
Dec 19th, 2007
12:46:49 AM
THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME(chinaman scream) POWERTHIST = CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN POWERTHIRST = CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN RON PAUL = CRYSTAL METH VOTE RON PAUL
Christian Bale as Bard!
by freerangecelt
Dec 19th, 2007
12:49:25 AM
Just saying...we got to consider it.
And since they will have an endless budget...
by freerangecelt
Dec 19th, 2007
12:59:28 AM
that means they don't have to hire every out of work NZ and Aussie actor ...that was a bit tiring in the LOTR films for me.
Nimoy & the Hobbit!
by codymr
Dec 19th, 2007
01:00:19 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XC7 3PHdQX04
Please for the love of GOD...
by poeticwarriorII
Dec 19th, 2007
01:00:41 AM
no more PJ Hobbit movies. Enough goddamn tickle fighting quasi-faggy emo midget soft-core porn scenes. Jesus tap dancing christ you can't get rid of this overrated POS. One more mediocre "classic" for the masses to knuckle-drag to undeserved acclaim. Fuck this shit, get someone new.
Uuurgh...
by greenleaf
Dec 19th, 2007
01:03:23 AM
People are actually cheering at this news? Ah yes, I remember now. Earth. 2007. What a crappy world to live in.
Xiphos
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
01:07:07 AM
bringingsexyback and anchorite are like Hal Jordan and Sinestro with BSB being Hal Jordan. Me and anchorite is like Kyle Rayner and Sinestro. Not a great rivalry like Hal and Sinestro but one nonetheless. Fuck I hate that cunt.
poeticwarriorII please for the love of God
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
01:07:52 AM
Kill yourself. if you don't like it. don't watch dumb cunt. the films own your life.
Earth 2007.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 19th, 2007
01:08:46 AM
Indeed, a weird place.
RE: jackson's thoughts
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 19th, 2007
01:35:05 AM
it is a wonderful kids book! making it darker and "deeper" ruins the whole damn adaption. i can see jackson inserting every LOTR film connection he can and even having bard BE fuckin viggo. i hope i'm wrong. the hobbit rules of LOTR. please do it justice.
P.P.S.
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 19th, 2007
01:45:13 AM
jackson's directing on elijah's acting was spectacular in LOTR: you've left the shire, look constipated. you've been stabbed, look constipated. the weight of the ring weighs heavy on you, look constipated. you're out of food, look constipated. you wish you never left the shire, look constipated. sheesh, give me a break.
Battle of the 5 armies...
by SlickyVonBoner
Dec 19th, 2007
02:03:14 AM
Uh what was it... Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs and .. Eagles. That will be the battle to end all battles on the big screen. Throw Beorn in there in bear form trampling the fuck out of everyone. That would kick ASS!!
ehhh
by Series7
Dec 19th, 2007
02:09:37 AM
Yeah I am all for only letting Jackson Direct the Hobbit. But ehhhh I'd really like to see him move on to different things. I thought Kong was awesome. Let him come back to this in say 10 years. After all the Potters are done, they've adapted every other epic kids tale into movie that fails.
Series7
by batmans_pants
Dec 19th, 2007
02:18:29 AM
Couldn't agree with you more. I am tiring of these fantasy films. I'm sure that by the time the Hobbit is released we will have had another half dozen fantasy flicks delivered to the multiplexes.
Battles of the 7 Corps
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
02:29:32 AM
maybe that's where Johns got his inspiration for THE BLACKEST NIGHT. 7 Corps at War.
Michael Wincott as the voice of SMAUG
by Monkey_King
Dec 19th, 2007
04:01:20 AM
That would be nice
Sam Raimi & Ian Holm
by Thall_Joben
Dec 19th, 2007
04:03:19 AM
Sam seems like a nice guy but wasn't he responsible for Xena? Seems like a terrible idea to me. As for Ian, I second the notion of using someone younger, maybe with a little prosthetic work - but featuring Ian somewhere. I hope Peter directs, if they change the director they'll loose that feeling of cohesion we'd get.
Smile little brother, today is a good day
by MatDGZ
Dec 19th, 2007
04:31:48 AM
Shaye and Lynne took LOTR when no one else would - then they all had a fall out with PJ - because, in the words of Carl Denham "I'm someone you can trust, Anne. I'm a movie producer.' A La you can't trust em. And now they wanna get back in bed together - AND I SAY FUCK YEAH! Regardless of what happened since, LOTR was an epic achievment. With Ordesky and Osboune beside PJ, Walsh and Boyens (forget the 'executive producing' Wiensteins) they worked fucking wonders. I am SO HAPPY to hear that The Hobbit is going ahead. Please please please, PJ MUST DIRECT!!!
keep Raimi far far away from any Hobbits
by pipergates
Dec 19th, 2007
04:40:40 AM
don't want no dancing goth Hobbits or badly designed villains from you sir.
The Verdant Trickster returns...Crickhollow laughs!
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
05:12:27 AM
Hiya greenleaf...thought you might show up again. C'mon, even in your darkest of Frenchy hearts, you know this is welcome news. Just think of all the ammo you'll have. Hey, you even have a kindred spirit in Ringbearer9 {[:^) Oh yeah, Praise PJ! Praise him with great Praise!
2 Movies to Rule your Pocket
by CuervoJones
Dec 19th, 2007
05:19:27 AM
Sure they want your money
In Jackson I trust
by hum noises for the Beast
Dec 19th, 2007
05:28:34 AM
These films would not be the same directed by someone else, Jackson’s team created a vision of middle earth that would look unfamiliar to the mass audience if shot by a different director
I still can't believe this is happening.
by DocPazuzu
Dec 19th, 2007
05:45:48 AM
I am so very, very pleased with this outcome.
Xiphos
by DocPazuzu
Dec 19th, 2007
05:53:39 AM
Not to worry, it's early days yet. There will undoubtedly be epic talkback wars over the next couple of years.

Even as we type, ringwearer9 is busy at home, minuscule erection in hand, thinking up reasons and long-winded explanations for why, contrary to what we say, we actually HATE this news and DON'T want a PJ Hobbit.

Oh, and contrary to what you might recall, Ringy-poo and I didn't actually cross swords until the King Kong talkbacks. However, most of those "discussions" did indeed deal with LOTR. Some talkbackers (maybe morGoth?) do claim that Ring-a-ding-dingy WAS active in the LOTR TBs but under the name of "Orson".

DocPazuzu
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
05:55:43 AM
Don't worry i'm ready for the War.
There Should Be At Least 359 Movies Of The Hobbit
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
05:56:15 AM
There is no way that one 2 and a half hour movie can do it justice. Only a series of consecutively released 16 hour long movies can do this tale justice. Yep. A 300 page adventure novel for children. No way that couldn't be done in 2 hours 30 minutes. IMPOSSIBLE! Have you read Tolkiens pocket lint? Upon that holy lint, Tolkien wrote a whole mess of other overblown Celtic-based names that are just so important to the saga of the Hobbits and their raging closet homosexuality. With Tom Bombadill! Tiddly tee hee!
and in other news
by emeraldboy
Dec 19th, 2007
06:48:08 AM
Some story details for t4:the future begins have emerged. John Connor(christian Bale) will not be the main character. Connor wakes up in a future ravaged by radiation and dominated by machines. He meets a man called Marcus. who tells him that he John connor will lead the rebels who rise up against the machines. which as we know leads reese to run into the future, to find find sarah connor and to warn her about the terminator who is coming to kill her and her the unborn son john who will become the leader of the resistance against the machines. There is going to be terminator 5 and 6. there will be a new reese. and a female pilot, whose name I cant remember.
Gloin is Gimli's father...
by sambrook
Dec 19th, 2007
07:01:43 AM
...and one of the company of dwarves in The Hobbit. So I'm guessing we'll see John Rhys-Davis back as Gloin, which some will smirk at but I think will make for good continuity. He's covered in make-up anyway so it's easy to believe him as a different dwarf with similarities to Gimli.
Tom Bombadil vs Predator
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
07:07:55 AM
who wins. Who can out prance and out dance the other?
And Orlando Bloom back too...
by sambrook
Dec 19th, 2007
07:08:37 AM
...as Legolas, consindering his father, King Thranduil, imprisons the dwarves. One of the most obvious and easiest LOTR cameos considering the age and appearance doesn't matter with elves. Although they will probably have to get a wig for Hugo Weaving, his hair's receeding at a decent speed.
Good luck on that koan, Xiphos
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 19th, 2007
07:13:18 AM
What is the sound of one Cumpston clapping? On a side note, when are we going to start with titles for the second part of this? I'm throwin' down with The Hobbit 2: Walk Harder
Smaug speech
by Dazzler69
Dec 19th, 2007
07:15:24 AM
I can't wait for Smaug's speech on how badass he is! If he talks. Let the nitpicking begin!
The Hobbit 2: Jedi Outcast
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 19th, 2007
07:19:28 AM
Messi: Were You Born Retarded?
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
07:54:43 AM
Is codespeak for: "You're right and I know it and I don't like it, and I'm a little bitch so I'm going to think up something rude to say, because I've got nothing else."

I got your number, dude.
Very good news!
by pokadoo
Dec 19th, 2007
08:10:33 AM
Never thought this would happen, with Jackson! Hope all the Rings cast & crew return.
"...miniscule erection in hand..."
by DoctorWho?
Dec 19th, 2007
08:12:28 AM
I needed that laugh this morning.
HEY XIPHOS - I FOUND YOUR KITE RUNNER REPLY
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:24:14 AM
Thanks for that - always appreciate insight from someone with an intimate knowledge of that country. Glad to know you're doing well too!
6 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS: HAVE YOU ALL BOUGHT MY PRESENTS YET?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:28:35 AM
If not, then hurry. I like ELECTRONICS
THE HOBBIT 3: TWO HOBBITS, ONE CUP
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:31:03 AM
Is there no limit to Peter Jackson's deviant mind?!?!?!
THE HOBBIT 4: LOVE IN THE AGE OF COLOSTAMY
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:31:56 AM
Jackson's obsession with Hobbit anuses is disturbing, at least to me.
THE HOBBIT 5: CROUCHING HOBBIT, HIDDEN PLEASURES
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:37:12 AM
Samwise puts the GAM in Gamgee (stands for Great Anal Massage)
THE HOBBIT 6: FRODO DOES DALLAS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:39:07 AM
Mr. Greenfeld will pay anything to bag a Baggins.
THE HOBBIT 7: IN AND OUT AGAIN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:42:23 AM
Deep, slow strokes lead to a great adventure.
Biscuits
by JimmyJingles
Dec 19th, 2007
08:44:37 AM
I like biscuits with jelly.
THE HOBBIT 8: LORD OF THE COCKRINGS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:45:57 AM
Frodo must destroy the ring of powerful orgasms. But he is inexplicably drawn to it.
THE HOBBIT 9: MIDOL GIRL GANG BANG
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
08:46:45 AM
She likes hobbits, what can I say?
892nd!
by JimmyJingles
Dec 19th, 2007
08:47:38 AM
Sweet.
Billy Bob Thornton is...THE HOBBIT
by TruPhan
Dec 19th, 2007
08:50:54 AM
"Just give me the goddamn ring."
I hope they don't use the same actor's to play...
by rbatty024
Dec 19th, 2007
08:57:46 AM
their character's father. That just looks cheesy and lazy. I highly doubt they'll use Orlando Bloom or John Rhys Davies in these films, and that's the way it should be.
BSB: The Hobbit 7
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:05:50 AM
Is the only funny one. But if we had to endure the others for "In and Out Again", it was worth it. At least to me.

"Deep, slow strokes lead to a great adventure." Man, that is just so true.
Orlando Bloom would make a Cameo
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:10:42 AM
As Legolas. There could be some fill in while Bilbo and the Dwarves are in the Mirkwood. Arwen could appear in Elrond's house. I expect Aaragorn was out riding the plains, chasing orcs, or fighting with Rohan during "There and Back Again".If the second movie covers some of the annals of the kings, it could follow a bit of Aaragorn and Arwen at Lothlorien. I'd trust any of that in the hands of Fran Walsh and Peter Jackson.

John Rhys Davies could play Gloin--he played Treebeard as well as Gimli, after all, and it would make sense that Gloin was similar to Gimli. It's already been said, but I second Brian Blessed as Thorin. "Dwarf-men, Dive!"
Sweet
by NightArrows
Dec 19th, 2007
09:11:04 AM
So we get more of Jackson's deviating from a classic story, with his over-long slow motion Hobbit whine sessions and smell the fart pauses between every breath. I enjoyed the LOTR films for what they were, but Jackson really ham fisted his way through those novels and ruined many a good character. I just hope we see a Dwarf train run on Bilbo!
Just to clarify
by sambrook
Dec 19th, 2007
09:12:14 AM
I don't think they'll use Orlando Bloom as Loegolas' dad, I think they'll use him as Legolas. I can't see them resisting the temptation to work him into scenes with his father.
point-of-fact for McFly in the Ointment (not a flame)
by Mutant Leader
Dec 19th, 2007
09:17:55 AM
Superman Returns was a critical smash; the Time Magazine critic called it "absolutely superb".
Lots of Critics Dissed Superman Returns
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:30:11 AM
Because it was kind of bland, Lois left a lot to be desired, another huge real estate scheme from Lex Luthor, etc. Wasn't my thing, but for people who liked it: I'm glad they enjoyed it.
The Christian Right Didn't Kill Compass
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:31:42 AM
New Line killed Compass. Wussing out at the end, not finding a way to make the heady metaphysical stuff more accessible . . . my little girl and her friends loved it, tho. Plus calling the force that unifies all existence "dust" just didn't work for me.
I saw LOTR before I was even aware of AICN*
by William Landis
Dec 19th, 2007
09:36:22 AM
and all the sniping (albeit compelling, but sometimes very uncalled for) that happens here, and I thoroughly enjoyed all three movies - they're actually milestones in my life. These days, I dare say I'd be coming out with things like "those feet are TOO fucking hairy - Jackson better CG those hirsute motherfuckers or fuck this shit!!!" So, from a purer time, let me say "ROLL ON THE HOBBIT! AND TAKE ME BACK TO MIDDLE-EARTH, PETE!" *Although I did hear back in 97 about some bloke from Texas who was becoming "one of the most powerful men in Hollywood" through his "revolutionary" website but I was ten-years-old then and movie politics really didn't interest me...oh, the fun times I've missed!
Philip Pullman Killed Compass
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:43:04 AM
Cuz he's an arogant jackass. Quoth (this is Pullman speaking): " 'The Lord of the Rings' is fundamentally an infantile work. Tolkien is not interested in the way grownup, adult human beings interact with each other. He’s interested in maps and plans and languages and codes." Pullman also says Tolkien is "trivial", when Pullman is not fit to lick Tolkien's boots clean. A little less hubris might have informed Pullman, thus is literature, thus the movies, thus New Line might have built a franchise out of them . . . but then, would they have ever settled on The Hobbit with Jackson?

Thank God, and God bless. :)
WHUTCHU TALKING BOUT KEVINWILLIS?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
10:06:52 AM
They're all funny. I was laughing at each one. Read them again.
The immoral and dangerous cover-up is the media's rbatty
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 19th, 2007
10:07:27 AM
The whole 'cover-up' is another conspiracy theory created by the drive-by media, unable to logically analyze the situation. The Church is a huge institution and to interpret its miscommunication as a 'cover-up' is more than an exaggeration. Obviously, no institution is going to go out and advertise this problem, but at no time were those found guilty put in situations where they could interact with children, but you and laserpants miss the point. This problem is not intrinsic of the Catholic Church, it just happens to be one of the largest unified organizations, so it looks that way, but in smaller divided intstitutions that deal with children, the problem is culture wide, and the media puts our kids in danger by not identifying the problem for what it really is: a societal problem. The Oprah school is another example, the drive-by will focus on it because it's Oprah, but no Catholic priests worked there. You also 'conveniently' ignore the fact that percentage of child abuse cases was much higher in instituions outside the Catholic Church, so the problem is hardly something intrinsic to Catholicism. In fact, the most number of cases are found in the public schools, which of course, the liberal drive-by media would never attack with the vicsiousness it does toward the Catholic Church, an institution the liberal media despises. At the same time, the media also ignores another great danger to our children: abortion. Since Roe v Wade, violence and abuse toward children rose dramatically. Who stands up for the rights of these children in the womb? The Catholic Church.
Humility usually leads to truth
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 19th, 2007
10:14:42 AM
Tolkien considered himself a Hobbit, and part of it was is humility, unlike the arrogant Pullman. PJ ate some humble pie with King Kong, New Line with Golden Compass, and suddenly they realize that a humble little hobbit must come in and save the day...and Pullman says Tolkien didn't understand real life? Our democratic republic is based on the idea that the humble common man has a certain wisdom over the arrogant and the extreme degenerate.
ANTONIUSBLOC - THANK YOU, YOU JUST DESCRIBED ME
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
10:32:06 AM
I am humbled that you noticed my wisdom.
amalgamation ....
by 300 monkeys
Dec 19th, 2007
10:36:11 AM
is perfectly acceptable, "noun, the end result of this process, or AMALGAM" (Merriam-Webster online). Why people want to police the use of words they don't understand is beyond me.
AntoniusBloc You're just making this stuff up ..
by 300 monkeys
Dec 19th, 2007
10:40:38 AM
There are well-documented cases of both Law in Boston and Mahony in Los Angeles transferring known abusers into new situations where they had full access to children, without warning to the new parish, never mind to the people of that parish. There was a systemic, institutionalized cover-up, and to claim otherwise speaks only to your sad state of denial.
KONG
by zooch
Dec 19th, 2007
11:14:50 AM
I can't understand the hate for King Kong. The beginning needed some serious editing, but once they got to the island the rest of it was great!
AntoniusBloc there are several reasons why the...
by rbatty024
Dec 19th, 2007
11:15:09 AM
pedophile priests were given more attention.

First, there's an element of hypocrisy. The church is supposedly a place of morality where parents should feel safe to entrust their children to. This sense of hypocrisy lent more attention to the situation. Besides, the instances within the Catholic Church were about 4,392 priests, equaling about 4%. This is about equal to other institutions, not less than other institutions.

As 300 monkeys points out, there was a cover up. Cardinal Law moved at least two pedophile priests around to prevent their activities from being discovered: Paul Shanley and John Geoghan. Similar actions were taken throughout the Catholic Church. However, it goes even higher than that. Cardinal Ratzinger, now Pope, sent out a letter to all Catholic Bishops stating that all reports of child abuse were pontifical secrets and were not to be disclosed to the authorities. All of this and I haven't even mentioned the billion dollar settlements.

Here are a few sites to back up my claims:

http://tinyurl.com/yoqrfg

http://tinyurl.com/26zoha

If you still don't think there was a cover up, and blame it on the "liberal media," then there's no hope for you. You just won't listen to facts. Have a happy holiday.

The Hobbits are cooking the books and here's why:
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 19th, 2007
11:21:20 AM
...err...lost my point.
because it tastes good with taters!
by just pillow talk
Dec 19th, 2007
11:27:14 AM
Matthew McConaughey as Bilbo Baggins
by kirttrik
Dec 19th, 2007
11:46:27 AM
Building the dream cast one member at a time.
Bringing Sexy Back
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
11:49:17 AM
I read 'em all. Number 7 is still the only funny one. But it makes up for the others.
AntoniusBloc
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
11:54:08 AM
The church covers up with priests do it; the media covers up when gay couples do it. It all depends on the vested interests of the folks involved. Not to mention, take a look at the infilitration of the Catholic church by irreligious and heretical folks, and you might see a broader view of the "pedophile" priest issue.

Or maybe not.
Taters? What is taters?
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
11:54:50 AM
Stupid fat hobbit.
Madeline Murray O'Hare
by ArcadianDS
Dec 19th, 2007
12:00:55 PM
To the guy who refrenced being a 20 year friend to the son of a notoriously murdered woman's rights activist, you're speaking of Madelin Murray O'Hare, and sorry bro but this friend of yours? He's the one who did it.
Whoa, morG!
by greenleaf
Dec 19th, 2007
12:09:00 PM
Long time no see. What are you doing in these parts? Yes that's right, I am here. Because you know, I *am* locked out of Tailender's Paradise, I mean... Club Angband, so where am I supposed to go when this kind of news pops up? Naaah... Truth be told, I don't really care about PJ or Kiki the monkey possibly directing a 2-part HOBBIT. It's their money and they can make as much of it as they want, stretching out a 200-page children's book into a 2-part overblown farce. When the time comes my good friend BITTORRENT will alleviate any curiosity I might have in finding out what kind of a turd these jokers have laid on the cinematic pigsty for their hordes of fans to gobble up. Do I sound bitter? Because I'm not. Just having good ol'fashioned FUN!! Hey, tell you what I wanna see. Why not cast some baby-faced Heath Ledger type as Beorn, to "update" the story? Of course you need to let Philippa Boyens write the screenplay, coz if it ain't broken... (That is, if she can find the time. I hear she's very busy scripting those OBAMA GIRL videos.) And let Orlando Bloom make a cameo as Thranduil. He only has a few lines to utter anyway, and if he could pull off "A diversion!" in ROTK, I'm sure he can play the stern Elf king, Legolas's Sire. Well that's it! I won't give you any more great ideas like this for nothing until I gets my free limited edition Denethor suicide springboard from Sideshow WETA! Hear that Boyens? So get to it! Oh, and girls... Don't forget to vote Obama! :-D ~The Verdant Trickster
Who is the Hobbit?
by thedoctor28
Dec 19th, 2007
12:09:45 PM
Was there a guy up near the top who didn't know who the hobbit is? Man this guy must be living under a rock if he never even heard of LOTR!! Can't wait to see the adventures of that little bastard :-))
What Tolkien Intended for The Hobbit...
by Dan Halen
Dec 19th, 2007
12:18:23 PM
The Hobbit is very much a children's story but Tolkien did go back, after he wrote LOTR, and attempt to rewrite The Hobbit so it would be a better fit for LOTR's darker, more mature tune. He never completed the task, however, I think some editions of the Hobbit did include re-written parts. So, even Tolkien himself wanted to bring it up to speed.
Give the people what they want - The Silmarillion!
by Dan Halen
Dec 19th, 2007
12:21:30 PM
Anyone in here ever read it? I've tried and failed four times...
Good news or Bad news?
by Halloween68
Dec 19th, 2007
12:39:49 PM
I have mixed feelings about this. I love Peter Jackson as a director. He obviously has a lot of fun with his projects. No one comes close to films like BRAINDEAD or MEET THE FEEBLES or BAD TASTE or HEAVENLY CREATURES; four of my all time favorites. Recently though, Jackson has been all about the spectacle in his filmmaking. I think it started with his love for cg in THE FRIGHTENERS. He seems to be more concerned with how many orcs he can fit into a battle scene than he is with crafting good dialog and shaping story lines. It bothered me in rings that he neglected the little things. And to me THE HOBBIT is all about little things. This story should be more Hildebrandt and less Alan Lee. It needs more heart and less epic battles with surfing elves and stage diving stewarts. I want to see more fireside story telling with real magic and faery creatures, something Jackson said he outwardly opposed in RINGS. THE HOBBIT needs to be different than the massive, world affecting, historical parallelism of its epic predecessor. THE HOBBIT is about discovery and adventure. It's about friendship and finding oneself in life. There is nothing quite so dreadful and ominous as the war of the ring and the satan figure that is Sauron. (Though the necromancer will no doubt make an appearance.) The hobbits themselves need to be pleasant and plump as they are in the books. That's what makes them so unlikely to do the things that they supposedly do later on. The trolls need to be more human and more Narnia-esque; less roaring, King Kong looks; these things have to dress, carry pouches and carry on conversations with one another (conversations that Bilbo, the dwarves and Gandalf understand. Glamdring and Orcrist will have to glow same as Sting. There are quite a few things they'll have to "re-imagine" when taking on what was already established in RINGS. For instance, they'll have to get rid of that whole blurry, windy, deafening "Ring Vision" effect they have every time someone puts on the ring. Bilbo wears the ring quite often in the book, and he has to function as well as anyone when sneaking and following people in secret. I can't imagine people would want to put up with something so annoying through half the story. Also, PJ will have to get rid of the whole drug addiction angle after prolonged exposure to the ring. The only thing the ring does in THE HOBBIT is make one invisible. The Wargs are going to have to be more wolf-like like they are in the book. They howl, sing, and their fur catches fire during the '13 birds in a tree' sequence. The elves of Rivendell are more childlike. They sing, dance and are mischievous. They are not the smug royalty types that they are portrayed as in RINGS. THE HOBBIT is much more Tom Bombadil and Glorfyndal. Jackson won't be able skip over the things he deems silly or childlike (afterall, it is a childrens book), nor will he be able to introduce love interests and bandy about cheeky contemporary dialog such as the "nobody tosses a dwarf" moment. At least, I certainly hope he doesn't break out the random fart joke and/or hastily casts anybody from Nickalodian just to be topical. Look I really hope Peter Jackson can pull it off. But to do it, he'll have to take a different approach with what he's used to. I'm just not sure he'll want to step outside of his established RINGS world. In the Middle Earth of THE HOBBIT, there are no similarities to our own Earth nor our own cultures. The whole thing is strictly fantasy. I guess a good place to start would be to realize this difference and begin by bringing on a director like Ridley Scott who created a similar world with similar characters in LEGEND. I love the two film idea Jackson insisted on. The biggest piece of advice I would give would be to stick close to the dialog of the book. The dialog in THE HOBBIT is very charming. It's part of what makes the book so great and easy to read. None of it is overly eloquent or poetic like what's in RINGS. THE HOBBIT is written for a child's audience. It's a bed time story, Tolkien read his kids at night. So the source material is very well written, and the language flows well. There's nothing that can come across as awkward as awkward or too period-centric like in the other. Oh. And one more thing. This is not a family reunion. No one from RINGS should appear in THE HOBBIT. Except Gandalf, Elrond (though I wish they could recast there; I still particularly liked the idea of David Bowie as Elrond), and the dwarf at the council (?), Dwalin (?). So this means no one should expect to see Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas, Galadrial, Faramir, Theoden, etc. Those characters aren't in this story. Also, he'll obviously have to recast Bilbo. Mr. Baggins here is supposed to be as young if not younger than Frodo was when he started his adventure. Ian Holm unfortunately cannot swing from vines nor ride barrels anymore. It's going to be a tall order for whoever's going to do it. I just hope Peter Jackson can bring himself to let this story be its own story like it's meant to be. Hopefully New Line will encourage this.
Shame on you Stan Gable!
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
12:40:10 PM
You naughty Troll! Ok, I aknowledged you, but that's all you get...
The Rankin Bass HOBBIT Cartoon PWNS!
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
12:44:39 PM
It is the ne plus ultra of Tolkien related products and services. And somehow they managed to tell the whole Hobbit story in just a tad over an hour. Go figure! So this new fangled Hobbit needs two movies because... why? Because it will make an obscene amount of money. Its called a money grab, people. Sort of how the Star Wars prequels consisted of two completely pointless movies and one really good one (ROTS), a 2 part Hobbit culled from Tolkien's margin notes and detritus is dodgy at best. I think its a shame that Jackson has turned into such a shill after the brilliance of his LOTR films. Oh well. Everyone gets corrupted in the end I suppose.
bring on
by DOCTORDETRO1T
Dec 19th, 2007
12:48:15 PM
the dark crystal prequel. whats up with that?
The Dark Crystal Prequel Trilogy
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
12:58:00 PM
I didn't quite get it the first time around. Perhaps three more movies will really explore the themes a little more. Cause god knows what the world really needs right now is another 12 hour long fantasy movie for children. We only have like several hundred of them now and thats just not nearly enough. We also need an extended edition of KING KONG. 4 hours is just way too short to tell the tale of a giant monkey and his shenanigans. KING KONG should be, at the bare minimum, a 3, 598 hour long epic. Anything less is just offensive.
halloween68
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 19th, 2007
01:00:30 PM
perfect statement! you've eloquently summed up every thought and fear i've had since hearing that the hobbit might make it to the screen.
Hurray midget porn.... But really...
by wowsucks
Dec 19th, 2007
01:05:08 PM
50/50 call on this. I'm still not a huge Jackson fan and never found LOTR to live up to it's hype. It didn't suck by any means but Jackson just seems to go really deep into somethings and draws them out longer then need be. While other elements would have been better, if that makes any sense.
I'm kinda of worried about the idea of a sequel.
by kirttrik
Dec 19th, 2007
01:07:20 PM
That, I, feel is getting off track. And it could franchise Rings opening the door to more and more films built off the numerous notes in the Appendixes.
I would prefer them to just do The Hobbit
by kirttrik
Dec 19th, 2007
01:11:13 PM
If they start writting their own stories based off the notes then it could begin falling into dark territory.
Pullman PWNS Tolkien
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
01:14:10 PM
HIS DARK MATERIALS is a much more sophisticated, interesting, intelligent and exciting book to read. Its also deeply subversive and important; an excellent antidote to the Christian pornography/propaganda of something like Narnia. BUT, its also a book that is way to brainy to make it with the children's fantasy movie set. LOTR is a much easier sell because its a very simple good vs. evil tale. HIS DARK MATERIALS is really more of a book for adults that uses children's fantasy symbols to tell a compelling story of secular humanist rationality battling psycho fascist fundamentalist aholes. The makers of THE GOLDEN COMPASS were just out of their depth. Pullman is a master, the filmmakers, sadly, were not.
ah pants
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
01:15:13 PM
you reminding me why you're funny = nice way to start the day!
i dunno, i have a bad feeling about this
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
01:18:20 PM
it's unformed yet, but...i myself COULD see something twee like orlando bloom showing up in a 'sly' cameo that new line thinks is a good idea to put butts in seats. i finally saw POTC3 and the nadir of that movie - which had already scraped the bottom of the barrel - was when keith richards STARTED PLAYING THE FRAKKING GUITAR BECAUSE HE'S KEITH RICHARDS. don't think for one second the suits at NL wouldn't think, 'hey, we can get that elf-guy in and have him shoot a bunch of arrows at once because people really liked that in that first movie!' guuugh.
LITTLE MUNCHKIN MEN
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 19th, 2007
01:25:11 PM
From the land of Meh-Meh!
"Pullman PWNS Tolkien"
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 19th, 2007
01:34:19 PM
LaserPants - Are you having a laugh?

Is he having a laugh?!

David Roland Waters Killed O'Hair
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
01:44:03 PM
And it was all about money.
Some Advice for Mr. Jackson
by YakMalla
Dec 19th, 2007
01:44:20 PM
What you did last time won't work again. Instead of a bunch of action, what you need is a Middle Earth Council to have earnest discussions about, oh, say, taxation of trade routes.
I Am Having A Laugh, But...
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
01:45:55 PM
I do love the Pullman trilogy a whole helluva lot more than Tolkien. I mean, yeah, of course, LOTR is great, but His Dark Materials, is AMAZING. Imho. Of course, its pretty obvious that LOTR has been more influential, but I don't care about influence, I care about reading cool, challenging, smart, exciting stories. LOTR is much more of a kids book than HIS DARK MATERIALS which is really much more of a fantasy story for adults.
Pullman Isn't Fit to Lick Tolkien's Boots
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
01:48:17 PM
And certainly not to bask in his glory. Pullman is one little man with a little (and hardly novel, at this point) story that is fine for what it is, but pales in comparison to the most random thought J.R.R. Tolkien ever dash out on a cocktail napkin. That is all.
So...
by Ariock
Dec 19th, 2007
01:49:18 PM
Good News.Ian Holm is perfect for Bilbo. But...Ever since Saruman's death scene in the extended ROTK i've been a bit worried about what PJ might do to the Hobbit. How soon before we find out that one of the dwarves will be female?
Jackson is not directing the hobbit films
by TerryMalloy
Dec 19th, 2007
01:59:05 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yuth2u Sorry guys. Could be either Raimi, del Toro, or Cuaron. Or someone else.
Ariock
by YakMalla
Dec 19th, 2007
02:05:21 PM
It stands to reason that at least one dwarf is female.
Self-Indulgent and Bloated
by YakMalla
Dec 19th, 2007
02:11:07 PM
LOTR movies were good, but didn't you get the sense that Jackson was a little too fond of reading his own press clippings? Don't you think ROTK would have been better if it were about 30 minutes shorter? Three hours is MORE than enough time for the Hobbit, bloat included. And the sequel...shudder...I don't think these films will be as well-received as LOTR if they don't make them tighter.
YakMalia
by Dan Halen
Dec 19th, 2007
02:12:16 PM
well done... i chuckled at your post.
And for the last f@#$ing time...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
02:13:41 PM
LOTR is NOT a trilogy!
I Like the Special Editions Even Better
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
02:13:54 PM
And they are even longer. But I'm a LOTR whore. I admit it. I love me some LOTR, and love the extended movies, and I'm looking forward to 6 hours of Hobbit goodness, if it's got Jackson's impramatur and Fran Walsh is polishing the script. And then I'm looking forward to the extended cut editions on DVD.
LOTR Was a Trilogy
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
02:15:13 PM
Of movies. Three separate movies, meant to be three separate movies, unlike the book which was released in 3 separate volumes originally, but was intended by Tolkien to be a trilogy.
Coming From An Apolgist For Catholic Child Rape, Kevin
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
02:15:42 PM
Your opinion means more or less next to nothing. Of course, you also believe that there is a magical man who lives in the sky and knows when you've been naughty or nice and will punish you with eternal life in a lake of fire because he loves you, so, um, yeah. Put that in yr Hobbit hole and smoke it. Or have sex with it -- like a priest would a little boy for Jeebus.
BTW, Kevin, Have You Actually Read The Pullman Books?
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
02:19:42 PM
Let me guess - no? Church Witchdoctors tell you not to, right?
Count me in as one of the people who liked the longer...
by rbatty024
Dec 19th, 2007
02:26:02 PM
editions of LOTR even better. It's such a rich fantasy world that it didn't bother me one bit to stay in it a little longer. I happen to like longer movies so long as they can justify it. I saw Reds a while back for the first time and was amazed. They don't make epics like that anymore.

However, King Kong needed a shorter climax. How many shots of planes flying by a giant ape do we need? Same with the Pirates sequels. Notice how they had to start focusing on ancillary characters in Pirates 2 and 3 because they didn't have enough story for the main characters. It was a real shame.

to be honest
by aestheticity
Dec 19th, 2007
02:53:35 PM
i started considering the lotr films cheesy tripe a few years ago, once the fug and steam of those nostalgic christmasses and the hype machine had cleared. dont get me wrong, if there have to be more, then only pj and co should run the party. i just think this time around ill enjoy the inevitable talkback drama more than the film. i suspect we, and aicn, have all aged a little too much since then though. that latest cumpston review kinda suggested the game was up.
Just hope that Jackson doesn't insert his
by Han Cholo
Dec 19th, 2007
03:06:41 PM
sensibilities into the story this time around. The stuff they wrote for the films that wasn't Tolkien's really stood out like a sore thumb: 1)The mother that sends her kids from Rohan - stupid and not Tolkien's style at all 2) Aragorn falling off the cliff and that awful Hollywood entrance he made when he appears at Helm's Deep to Theoden - lame. (3) The aforementioned intro to Arwen scene with her and Frodo - Fucked up that scene royally - ultra-stupid.

Faramir's arc was forgivable and actually fleshed out his character more and gave him character. Haldir and the elves showing up at Helm's Deep was actually pretty good as well so I'll give Jackson a pass at those.

But I will say that he better not make Bombur the annoying, comic relief character, it's just too obvious and would just be lazy writing on his and Walsh's part.

Jackson is not a great film director...
by hypnotron
Dec 19th, 2007
03:09:44 PM
LOTR worked well as individual movies, FOTR was a great movie, TTT was a good movie and ROTK was a bad movie...as a trilogy I think Jackson messed it up, even if it did make a mountain of cash. The movies just diminished in quality with each release and became more and more self indulgent. That being said, would be good for him to pass directing reins onto someone else and work as a producer. I think the Hobbit would be pretty stale if Jackson directed it.
Well i'll be gobsmacked! The Verdant Trickster himself!
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
03:12:51 PM
How's goin' you magnificent sourpuss? What do you mean "locked out of Club Angband"? Why? Bean? Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it a again: It's nice having a an intelligent, articulate, and most of all THOUGHFUL naysayer in the fray. The average naysayer/troller contributions to these boards are truly pathetic anymore; worse than ever...
LaserPants . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
03:19:56 PM
You should patch that hole in the back of your head, that little glob of tripe you pretend to think with keeps falling out.

I've read one-and-a-half of the Pullman books. Then I realized I had something more important to do, as my toenails needed clipping.

Yawn. Boring. Predictable. Tedious. Dust? Sheesh.

Hey, but to each their own.
One thing I didn't get about ROTK....
by Han Cholo
Dec 19th, 2007
03:19:57 PM
How come Aragorn didn't just tell Theoden and the armies before leaving, "I'm gonna go recruit the Army of the Dead, they owe my father a favor and they'll follow me until I say their debt is paid. This way you won't lose so many men. And hey, while you're at it, send riders to inform Denethor as well so they can hold the city's defenses until we arrive. Yeah my army is the equivalent of scrubbing bubbles, they'll run over the Sauron's army and we won't lose a single man cuz hey, you can't kill that which has no life, right?"
In Other Words, Kevin, You Didn't Get It
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
03:45:32 PM
Boring and predictable? Oh, you mean like a Cambellian coming-of-age style adventure in which a callow untested youth has his heroes journey and saves the world with love power by sacrificing himself for the greater good? Um, yeeeeah. Glass houses, much?

Seriously, its okay to admit you didn't get His Dark Materials. I don't think I would have gotten it when I was 10 years old either.
*BZZZRT*! Thanks for playing Kevinwillis but...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
03:50:04 PM
… I'm afraid you loose the living room suite AND the hot tub! Better luck next time. "LOTR is often erroneously called a trilogy, when it is in fact a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, sometimes published in three volumes. An actual “trilogy” is three RELATED novels, or plays, or whatever, that are complete [stories] unto themselves, which LOTR clearly is not. You are talking out your ass when you say Tolkien intended it to be trilogy because he never said anything of the sort, nor has his estate executor Christopher Tolkien. Kindly take the time to refer to the "Note on the text" that appears before the forward of every single volume edition released by Houghton Mifflin (USA publisher) since 1990 before you reply, if you plan on being stupid enough to argue about this. *** Next troll please.
Tolkien Didn't Intend It To Be a Trilogy
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
03:59:08 PM
I must've misspoke. Tolkien intended to the book to be a single novel, though it was released originally in 3 separate volumes. My bad.

But the movies are a trilogy of movies, and meet the definition of a film trilogy in every respect.
LaserPants: Could Be
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
04:02:11 PM
Of course, "you don't get it" is often a cop out for things that are, in fact, tedious and boring and predictable. Which isn't necessarily bad, if you do something interesting in that context, which Pullman might have, and was just making me sit through all the boring and tedious crap for the big pay off that I wasn't patient enough to slog through all the garbage to get to. But, look, I'm glad you like it. Awesome. Takes all kinds.
pssss... I got a secret..
by carrotop361
Dec 19th, 2007
04:14:16 PM
anus
i hope it has a lottta slomo shotzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Pipple
Dec 19th, 2007
04:15:59 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz because that's all Lotr was
Sorry, but you're still wrong Kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
04:16:28 PM
For the films to form a trilogy, each one would have to have been a complete story that resolved without need of the other two to tell it's individual story. You might say that the films form a sort of a "triptych" I suppose, but they do not compose a "trilogy". Look it up. The first 3 "Die Hard" films make up an actual trilogy for example.
Indeed, Kevin
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
04:26:57 PM
Calling something "tedious and boring" is also a cop out though isn't it? 2001, arguably the greatest sci-fi film ever made, was called tedious and boring as well. Usually by people who didn't understand what Kubrick was tryig to do. Its cool though, I like children's adventure stories about good vs evil too. I did love LOTR and Star Wars, for instance. But, on an intellectual level, I found His Dark Materials much more satisfying, interesting and exciting. Then again, I read it from the standpoint of adulthood. As a child I may have been put off by the more grandiose notions of space and time, multiple realities, environmental science, psychic and spiritual evolution sans dogma, and really neato battles between witches, angels, bears, and humans on both the physical and astral planes, finally ending with the liberation of the land of the dead -- the souls being freed from a fearful god's iron grip. But, eh, thats too boring and predictable for you. Too bad. Back to your Hobbit hole. Wheee!
All Assholery Aside
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
04:34:05 PM
I would really like to see a PJ helmed Hobbit movie too. ONE movie. Just one. You could easily make a really good 2 hour 30 minute movie of the Hobbit that would stand the test of time and live up to how cool the LOTR trilogy was without raping its corpse trying desperately to stretch the franchise out. If you truly loved and respected Tolkien's work, you would realize this and not want his books raped for profit.
Han Cholo: How do you know he didn't?
by Dreamfasting
Dec 19th, 2007
04:49:53 PM
Although we don't hear the actual planning, I think Theoden's scenes/lines in the movie version show that he knew what Aragorn was up to, but that the best that could be hoped was that Aragorn would preventing the Corsairs from uniting with the besieging forces and making things worse. In the books, Aragorn is taking a company of rangers through the paths of the dead as the only way to reach the downriver reaches of Gondor in time to reinforce lands under attack by the Corsairs and my read of the story is that the dead are recruited almost by accident in an attempt to avoid having to fight them; they are are already long gone by the time the captured ships full of relief forces reach Minis Tirith.
Golden Compass
by YakMalla
Dec 19th, 2007
04:57:33 PM
I had been meaning to read TGC ever since I got an email from my well-intentioned but dumb-as-bag-a-hammers quasi-relative urging me to avoid it b/c it's satanic. Thought it didn't quite deliver on many fronts - it took me about 75 pages to care what happened (most Potter books had me at page 1), and it seemed to argue against cruelty and arrogance in religious garb as opposed to arguing against religion itself, a rather unrisky stance - but I'm only judging the first third of the work, so I probably should withhold judgment until I read the other two, which I'm interested in it enough to do. On the plus side, them fightin' armor bears sure was good readin'. Question to those who have read all three: Does this anti-religion argument get more developed in the next two books?
according to the NY Times...
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
04:57:38 PM
it took $40 million for PJ to say yay. sorry if this info was posted earlier, but i have now developed cervical bone spurs hunched over the computer scrolling through this TB and can't be bothered to double-check.
yak
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
04:58:35 PM
kevinwillis.net
by 300 monkeys
Dec 19th, 2007
04:58:52 PM
You're not seriously pushing Bill "I am The Catholic League" Donohue's conspiracy theory are you? Because it makes no sense that an institution that demands lifelong celibacy would attract a certain number of sexually immature and sexually confused men(read: dangerous men!); of course it makes more sense that the church was instead "infiltrated" by an organized "conspiracy" of homosexuals. Obviously then, you must count Law and current Los Angeles bishop Mahony among the most active conspirators. But the church has rewarded with Law with fat Vatican job, and Mahony is still in his seat. What does that do to your conspiracy theory? Hate-mongering idiot.
oopie
by occula
Dec 19th, 2007
05:00:11 PM
so THAT'S what happens when you prematurely ejaculate! i feel like such a dude. i meant to say: yak, yes it does, you should read 'em. ignore what people say and just read 'em. they're short and go quickly and then you'll be informed enough to decide whether you truly like what pullman did or you think it blows. personally, i like very much, and would rank these books as modern children's fantasy classics no doubt, jeebus stuff aside.
Yes, Yak, Read Them, Read Them All!
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
05:21:04 PM
It really all comes together in an unbelieveably beautiful, spooky, and asskickingly cool and subversive way in book 3. It really is absolutely brilliant. I literally could not put book 3 down. Very, very cool and smart. Please read the whole thing. There are all sorts of new characters and ideas brought up in book 2 and book 3 that build upon and expand the themes established in book 1 to heights of brilliance rarely seen in fantasy and/or sci-fi writing. Its a work of genius. Read it!
Mutant Leader
by messi
Dec 19th, 2007
05:31:14 PM
Some critics loved it because they know fuck all about Superman. The public, the non superman comic book fans and the film geeks all hated the movie.
Chistopher Lee - Write & Shoot Scenes NOW!
by jasher78
Dec 19th, 2007
05:50:06 PM
I cannot express my unwaivering enthusiasm for this. But please o please - shoot all Wizards Circle Sauruman scenes NOW! Just write some good ole Tolkienesque stuff and shoot him on greenscreen for insert use later. If you get a chance to shoot him again later with other actors, great! But please please please! I must have me some more Sauruman!!
SoylentMean
by YakMalla
Dec 19th, 2007
06:19:37 PM
"I love LOTR." "Me, too." "And me!" "I also love Peter Jackson." "I concur." "I most heartily agree!" Is THIS your idea of an interesting talkback? Every good story needs a villain, and every good talkback needs someone who despises the subject. See the Neill Cumpston "Cloverfield" review talkback for a truly epic example of what I'm talking about.
I Agree SoylentMean!
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
07:31:58 PM
I love the original Hobbit animation. Cheesy songs and all. Only it wasn't Bakshi who did it. Bakshi did the also cool LOTR animated movie with all the rotoscoping.
Skyway Moaters: If You Say So
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
07:36:06 PM
But New Line refers to the three films as a trilogy, Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh have referred to them as a trilogy, the marketing has referred to them as a trilogy, they are referred to as a trilogy on the commentary on the disks. And the movies do indeed start and stop on certain story beats, but they are complete stories with cliff-hanging elements . . . But, okee-dokee. They aren't a trilogy. I wonder why Amazon.com isn't selling the LOTR Triptych. ;)
LaserPants: Fine, I'll Finish the Books
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
07:46:09 PM
They better rock my damn world, that's all I'm saying.
YEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by MRX67
Dec 19th, 2007
07:48:24 PM
Ok, let me catch my breath....
From Peace...
by MRX67
Dec 19th, 2007
07:59:06 PM
Comes good things.....finally another hobbit movie! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!
Thats The Spirit Kevin!
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
07:59:50 PM
I dunno if they'll rock your world as much as they did mine, but I'd be surprised if you didn't at the very least think it was pretty effing cool and smart and spooky and beautiful. If the anti-Church stuff offends you, though, you may have a rather negative opinion of it. Still, once it gets down to the big, big ultimate apocalyptic showdown on multiple planes of existance? From the plane of the dead to the gates of a twisted heaven? You'd be trying hard to not love it at that point. Book 3 is hands down the coolest of the bunch. Its the one that knocked me on my butt and made me a believer. I dug the first two as well, but the third -- The Amber Spyglass -- is by far the best.
"We got to go there - but not back again.
by ScreamingPenis
Dec 19th, 2007
08:04:59 PM
^
by ScreamingPenis
Dec 19th, 2007
08:06:42 PM
it was still unforgivable for Peter Jackson to use Tolkein and the fans for leverage in this.
You are correct Kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:11:09 PM
... all of the sources you site call it a trilogy, and they're all wrong in doing so. WTF did you think I meant when I said "LOTR is often ERRONEOUSLY called a trilogy..."?
You are correct Kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:11:16 PM
... all of the sources you site call it a trilogy, and they're all wrong in doing so. WTF did you think I meant when I said "LOTR is often ERRONEOUSLY called a trilogy..."?
All Right, LaserPants, You Make a Good Cheerleader
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:12:20 PM
And I've found the circumstances I'm in sometimes unfairly color my book-reading experiences (I didn't read LOTR until 2003, after having started reading them in 1984, yet I did keep them around for twenty years and finally got around to reading them), so I will give 'em another shot in the very near future. And you do make it sound like it gets better.
Skyway Moaters: Then You Should Have Said
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:13:55 PM
Everyone pretty much everywhere incorrectly refers to the LOTR movies as a trilogy, and I'm the only one in the world who correctly refers to them as three parts of an integrated piece, which might awkwardly be referred to as a triptych.

Seriously, I'm not that worried about it. LOTR is a great trilogy.
Hey Doc P...
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
08:21:30 PM
…it’s not like I have photo documentary evidence or anything…just an observation and the level of PJ hatred was/is evident in both. I must admit my Tolkien purist heart agrees with some of his less caustic points. They are few and far between though. You’re right about the LoTR TB’s but I see some good stuff here already too. Oh joy and bliss!...maybe Mercier, the King of Talkback’s will return. Hopefully elf-killer has passed on…
Moaters!
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
08:25:23 PM
Bother...now I'll have to go back and read more. Scarlett Johanson for Thranduill's mistress!
LaserPants: Is His Dark Materials a Trilogy?
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:25:35 PM
Or is it more of a triptych? Because I don't want to get that wrong.
I'm not the only one Kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:26:26 PM
Houghton Mifflin who publish the book in the US, the Tolkien estate, and arguably the foremost Tolkien scholar on the planet - Dr. Tom Shippey, are the source(s) of my assertion that LOTR is not a trilogy. Shall we now compare the credibility of our sources or what?
Skyway Moater: I already said, if you say so
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:34:58 PM
Anyhow, The Lord of the Rings is really my favorite trilogy ever. That's all I'm saying. Is that of all the trilogies anyone ever intended to be a trilogy from the very beginning, it is the best of those trilogies. I really don't count the Die Hard movies, as I consider them more of a' farflanugelooshi'.
It is TOO a trilogy!
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
08:36:45 PM
And any man-jack who says otherwise should be boiled in his own pudding. Tolkien wrote that once on a foggy windowpane at the Bird and Baby.
Halloween68
by Epleterte
Dec 19th, 2007
08:37:04 PM
I only read what you wrote since you wrote so goddam long, BUT ARE YOU FUCKING DAFT? stupid shitkicker you! The ring affects frodo and whoever in Lotr because Sauron has gained power since the Hobbit and is pretty keen on getting his jewel back. that's why bilbo isn't affected by it that much in The Hobbit. and the Hildebrandt brothers paint like a pair of cunts. and last but not least, there is a fucking important thing that you and a shitload of others have missed - YES the book is written as a kids' story, and yes, that's how it came to be. But NO, it aint a fucking kids story, the shit in the hobbit are deadly serious. Tolkien himself have said this, for instance he regretted the way he wrote the elfs in the Hobbit, they're not the elfs you read of in silmarillion or LOTR.... People die, blood is spilled, greed, devestation and fuckedupness - you do NOT film this as a fucking Sorcerer's Stone Fuck Me Kids Story.
Moater: What Would you Call Back to the Future
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:37:27 PM
. . . and the Matrix Movies? The original and the two-part sequel? They are usually referred to as trilogies, but in both case the second and third movies are whole units, rather than really being two parts. I for one, really like both the Matrix trilogy (if you would call them that) and the Back to the Future trilogy. That's why I really like the Lord of the Ring trilogy, and look forward to the Hobbit trilogy of two movies, which is less than is normally in a trilogy, but I feel that two movies should be able to be called a 'trilogy', too.
Rather Than Being Two Discrete, Self-Contained Stories
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:38:59 PM
I should have said. They are (Matrix, BTTF sequels) two parts, but not two discrete, self-contained stories.
Still got "that thing" for Scarlett huh morG?
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:40:35 PM
You dirty 'ol Calumniator! Not that I can really blame you (hubba hubba!). How it be brudda? You knew the "T-Word" rant would resurface when this news broke of course? Crap, if Kevin and Laser britches keep on the way they're going (not to mention AntoniusBloc's sycophantic support of the Catholic Church) I may let Fister liberate TATOW from the maximum security vault by Elbereth!
Mark Hamill for Smaug.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 19th, 2007
08:41:09 PM
I just pimp Hamill for everything, it actually being a bad idea be damned.
Trilogy, Tryptych, Three Book Series, Etc.
by LaserPants
Dec 19th, 2007
08:41:18 PM
Its all of these things... and more! Haha! In all seriously though I think it is referred to as a trilogy. I always thought LOTR was as well, but then when the movies came out, I started to hear all the stuff about it really being one book and blah blah. But they were originally in three separate installments like the movies weren't they?
Sauron Has Turned His Attention on The Ring
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:43:16 PM
At one time believing it forever lost, like at the bottom of the ocean and therefore virtually unrecoverable, it becomes understood that the One Ring is not forever lost, just . . . misplaced. Thus, as Sauron turns his mind upon the ring, Frodo's experience of it is quite different from Bilbo's.

The Hobbit is not a kid's story. Just finished reading it today. Especially when Smaug attacks and the elves and dwarves and men start fighting (plus the ravens), but even the trolls might be considered a little harsh for the youngest of children. A tween story, at best.
Just goes to prove, Kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:45:04 PM
That people are generally ignorant in their usage of the dreaded T-word. Have a look at the OED.
LOTR was Published as Three Books
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:47:40 PM
Largely against Tolkien's will, apparently as an issue of expense, and marketed similarly by pirate publishers in the states that just took his books and published them, as three separate novels, and tried to never pay him a dime (I think some lawsuits ended in some settlements). Tolkien always saw it as one book. My edition is a boxed set of the three LOTR books, and The Hobbit, released in 1981, I think. But even then, they are three separate books (which is fine, as a single book would be able to crush a s .mall dwarf, like Stephen King's 'The Stand').
Moaters: Or Maybe People Generally Just Don't
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
08:50:18 PM
Want to go through incredibly complicated convolutions to explain something simple. Or maybe they do. Anyway, I especially like it when they do a trilogy in six-parts, like Star Wars.
What greeny! Locked out…I won’t hear of it!
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
08:55:24 PM
I see you’ve only sharpened that knife my Woodland friend and your tongue still drips with that acid honey. I’m so happy to hear you fully appreciate Orly’s masterful delivery of, some would say, that crucial plot point when the silver lamp starts to flicker over his head as he first gleans the Masterful American Aragorn’s plan. I guarantee even Toby Keith had it figured out by then. See, I knew you loved RoTK and I bet you have a full collection of WETA knock-offs. I'm guessing all your e-mail correspondence closes with “Come and claim him!”

Good heavens man, don’t you know Hillary Clinton’s been cast as Bard’s twin sister? Obama Oschmama!

I must know…did you ever marry Ninja Galadriel?

kevinwillis...
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
08:57:05 PM
...you have entered The Trilogy Zone and may soon encounter The Acid Tongue of Westernesse.
Kevin: Whatever dude...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
08:58:16 PM
I've already addressed the 6 book 3 volume thing in an earlier post so I'll stop trying to confuse you with facts as you've obviously already made up your mind on the subject and will not be swayed by empirical evidence. So... Merry Christmas! But it still aint no mother humping trilogy!
MARTIN FREEMAN AS BILBO!!!!
by Salchucks
Dec 19th, 2007
09:03:30 PM
Ian Holm is great but he is supposed to be younger. Martin Freeman could pass for a young Holm and should have Freeman's goofiness. He is PERFECT for it.
C'mon people...you really don't want two movies?
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
09:05:52 PM
It's like getting the best looking girl at the party to take you home then finding out she has a twin sister.
I agree the Hobbit isn't quite the lightheated kiddie book...
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
09:14:01 PM
...as many make it out to be. On top of what kevinwillis said, characters get killed.

Wonder if the Shire will be a carbon copy of LoTR...maybe the farmer in NZ will have to rent it back to PJ.

Hellooooo! Tailenders
by Ingeld
Dec 19th, 2007
09:14:25 PM
Well, well, there and back again. Skyway and Morgoth by Durin's Beard! How are you all doing? This is a wonderful Christmas present isn't it? Speaking of Christmas, I always thought the Dicken's Ghost of Christmas future was some kind of inspiration for the Ringwraiths--visually speaking that is. Anyway, glad to see you guys haven't gone to the Grey Havens yet. God bless us all. Bjarki56.
I Want Two Movies
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:15:15 PM
Both Three Hours Long and with expanded DVD releases. I can't help it. I do. And if wanting that is wrong, I don't want to be right!
morGoth: Indeed, Thorin Dies
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 19th, 2007
09:18:32 PM
And he's no small potatoes. And some miserable business with the spiders in the woods. Woulda scared the pants off me as a junior mint.
Yeah, particularly talking spiders...
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
09:35:42 PM
...scary indeed and who doesn't quail at the sound of attercop, kids or nowt?
Mae govannen Ingeld!
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 19th, 2007
09:39:19 PM
Or is it Bjarki? I have apparently forgotten that the two handles are synonymous(?) In any case, how the heck are YOU? Things are going quite swimmingly down here at "Howe Fents" thank you for enquiring. You ought to come Club Anband and say hi to the old gang: elanor, Miami, Mofo, Conan, and the rest, they all drop in from time to time. Heck, Vanyar's even been haunting the site now and then! I imagine the Tailenders will be coming out of the woodwork both there and here once production of the Hobbit get's cranked up. *** Happy Holidays to you and yours, and: Aa' menle nauva calen ar' ta hwesta e' ale'quenle!
Hey bjarki!
by morGoth
Dec 19th, 2007
09:41:28 PM
You're right (of course)...and doesn't Marley translate as Khamul in the Common Tongue?

When I saw your posting handle I thought you might be the Wall Builder at first.

What do you think of the second movie concept?

WTF DID SWEDES JUST TAKE OVER THIS TALKBACK?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
09:56:52 PM
Are you like Vikings and shit?
DO YOU GUYS GET DISCOUNTS AT IKEA?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 19th, 2007
09:57:35 PM
Send me a coupon code.
Dear Messi, you ignorant dripping Cunt...
by poeticwarriorII
Dec 19th, 2007
10:09:44 PM
I understand that, much like the average American, you enjoy sticking your own head up your ass and sniffing your own shit for hours on end while you fondle the scrotum of mediocrity while proclaiming how great it is because you're the only shit stain on the planet that "gets it" but please don't mistake the averageness that is Peter Jackson and stand up for him like you do because you end up looking like a shit eating testicle wart in the end. Fuck you very much for your interest you dumb fuck.
re: Skyway and morGoth
by Ingeld
Dec 19th, 2007
10:11:13 PM
Skyway, I use Ingeld as a handle now. Sometime at the end of the second age, I got banned by Father Geek because he thought I got bit cheeky about one of his posts. I don't even recall the particulars. Ingeld works fine--it's a Beowulf reference. Don't even ask me about that lastest film. The good prof. would be spinning in his grave to see the hero of his beloved poem turned into an utterly flawed and tragic figure. Sorry I never got into the club Angband thing. It is a great idea though and I am glad to see it is still going. I have very fond memories of our conversations here on AICN. morGoth, in regard to the second movie concept, I had thought he was originally going to do the Hobbit in two parts. This might have been a good idea--two two hour movies--reasonable length for each. However, this idea of filling in the story between the Hobbit and LOTRs has me interested but a bit skeptical. I thought the weakest parts of the original three movies was when he or Fran developed the story beyond Tolkien's ideas--in particular the elves at Helms Deep and espicially Aragorn's near death. Anyway, I will be optimistic and hopeful. BTW morGoth I have to ask, in the past I have frequented some political blogs and on one of them I recall a particular poster who for some reason reminded me a bit of you. Do you by any chance hail from the great white north? Anyway, I wish the entire Club at Angband the best. I will linger a bit on this thread and look for you on others. Wes thu hal!
Excited by this but...
by caerlas
Dec 19th, 2007
11:08:19 PM
One thing saddens me, I remain skeptical that they will cast Ian Holm to reprise his role as Bilbo. They'll get someone younger.
Concerning Smaug...
by caerlas
Dec 19th, 2007
11:14:18 PM
The design for Smaug needs to be epic and original. I'm afraid they'll just make something that looks like a larger version of the Nasgul mounts. I hope they create something both ferocious and dark, like the Balrog.
Best news evah (as someone already said)
by elanor
Dec 20th, 2007
12:13:43 AM
Remember I said way back when, that the only way this would ever be done is if MGM and New Line made a 50/50 deal? (course I never predicted PJ's lawsuit or New Line's harsh reaction but...) Anyway, I want to say a big THANK YOU to this Harry Sloan guy - he has just become my new favorite person in Hollywood. 8~) Ah, Moaters, back on the "T" word crusade again? Alas, looks like it will be an even tougher row to hoe than last time. Note to kevin: just because it comes in threes doesn't make it a trilogy. Just cuz something is commonly mis-used or mis-pronounced doesn't make it correct. Bush says "nook-u-lar" but he's still wrong. greenleaf? whoa! And Bjarki! So nice to see you! Could it really be that old times are here again? As for casting - I love morG's idea of James McAvoy as BB - of course they will think hard about using Ian Holm, but I think the length and difficulty of the shoot will prove they need a younger man. The rest of the actors could come back as their own characters. Someone mentioned a younger Viggo - oh, no. It HAS to be him! 8~) Mmmmmmm Viggo! Plus surely there are more horses in New Zealand for him to buy! I am skeptical, too, about how the "bridge" movie will be structured and filled, but I trust PJ. Yes, I do! One thing puzzles me, though. Variety's article had a headline that Sam Raimi will direct. Not sure if they have info or are just speculating. Does anyone know if PJ has a long-standing relationship with him? Anyway, whoever directs will have to live in New Zealand for a good long time. Is Raimi from there? Would he do that? I guess I figure PJ will ask Fran to direct - or one of the million other assistant directors he had on LOTR. Oh man, how much fun is it to talk about this again?
$40m?
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Dec 20th, 2007
12:41:08 AM
No wonder Jackson sued.
Rbatty, like the media, your giving out misleading information
by AntoniusBloc
Dec 20th, 2007
01:46:34 AM
The percent of abuse that was PROVEN is much lower than the national percentage and the percentage totals of other institutions. The numbers you have are the same used by the media are misleading because they adopt a policy of favoring the accuser in cases of doubt, accepting hearsay, so the hypocrisy is the media's if it claims to care about the truth, and the fact that an accusation is just that. Also,since when is wikipedia a valid and reliable source, are you joking? Again, to even use the word 'cover up' is an exaggeration, much of the motivation was in the interest of all involved, including the victim and their families, and their right to privacy on the matter....right or wrong, there was no conspiracy to cover anything up...The absence of reporting in particular cases is not de facto evidence of malice. Many victims and their families did not want the matter reported to the police and would share what they knew about a given priest with the diocese only on the condition that they not be put through the trauma of a civil investigation and trial...again, the Church mishandled a bad situation but there was no organized Church -wide cover up led by Ratzinger. But even if your stats were correct, it still only serves to make my point: what occurred in the Church is a microcosm of a larger problem in society overall, and by not focusing on this, and only attacking the Church, the media is huring our society and endangering children. Hypocrisy? That's to put it lightly, for a priest to do such a thing is simply pure evil, but the point is, it is an action in defiance of what the Church teaches, and direct opposition of what it stands for; it goes against the OBJECTIVE MORALITY the Church stands for and teaches, so here's the problem I have with you and the media's determination to bury the Church on this issue: the problem you have with it is hypocrisy? An evil act against an innocont child, and that is your outcry? Can those in the media determined to bury the Church on this issue claim to believe evil exists? Will they call such abuse against children, EVIL? Objectively wrong? Do they, and do you believe in objective morality? the existence of real good and real evil? If not, what's the point of your outcry? Hypocrisy? Here's a newsflash, all Christians who understand their faith admit to being hypocrites, it's called being sinners, it's part of something called the Fall. The real evil is not to repent, and not acknowledge the evil act as truly being evil, as defined by God, which such abuse clearly is. It's sad this attack came about on this talback because another arrogant atheist wants to put Professor Tolkien down because he was a devout Catholic, and at the same time believe that the success of Lord the Rings had nothing to do with Tolkien's faith, revealing a complete misunderstanding of the depth of Tolkien's work. It has everything to do with his faith. The story is about his faith. It is a true myth. It's about the Fall of man and his hope in redemption, and the existence of objective good and evil. A lot of the studies and statistics you point out in attack and I in defense can be skewed, inaccurate, and used in various ways to manipulate one's point, but here's an obvious truth: the Church has always and continues to stand against evil in the world. It is the largest institution to stand against the evil of abortion and call it what it is. I wonder where those who take pleasure in attacking the Church based on the abuse scandal stand on this issue? they claim to care about children, but have no problem with violently ending an innocent child's life and somehow justify it with the word 'choice'. What about the'choice' of the baby? So instead of turning this into some statistical argument, why don't you just acknowledge the evil that exists, wherever it takes place, whether in the Church or the public school, whether inside or outside the womb? Acknowledge that and maybe your outcry will have some credibility. Finally, do you deny that the media and the liberal elite culture doesn't go out of its way to attack the Church at every opportunity and make it look bad? Yet, the Church stands against abortion, while the media cannot even acknowledge it as an evil. History is repeating itself. At one point, the Church was alone among the major institutions standing up against evil as illustrated in this little known quote by Albert Einstein:"Being a lover of freedom, when the Nazi revolution came in Germany, I looked to the universities to defend it, knowing that they had always boasted of their devotion to the cause of truth; but, no, the universities immediately were silenced. Then I looked to the great editors of the newspapers whose flaming editorials in days gone by proclaimed their love for freedom; but the, life the universities, were silenced in a few short weeks. Only the Catholic Church stood squarely across the path of Hitler's campaign for suppressing the truth. I never had any special interest in the Church before, but now I feel a great affection and admiration because the Church alone has had the courage and persistence to stand for intellectual truth and moral freedom. I am forced to confess that what I once despised, I now praise unreservedly." Morality and Truth are in crisis, and attacking one of the major institutions that stand for it will not help. As Pope Benedict points out, "This attitude of resignation with regard to truth lies at the heart of the crisis of the West. If truth does not exist for man, then neither can he ultimately distinguish between good and evil."Again, the Church that recognizes the truth defined by our Creator.
poeticwarriorII eat shit fuckspoon
by messi
Dec 20th, 2007
02:07:21 AM
Peter Jackson is not average so don't try to tell me that like it's fact. Second i'm not an average American, i'm not even American at all you stupid dumb fuck. Whatever, this movie will own and makes it's cash without your typical Aicn cockless bitching. Fuck you.
Catholic Priests nonce kids
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Dec 20th, 2007
04:16:40 AM
Islamic Mullahs turn them into suicide bombers. Baptist Evangelists are crooks and hypocrites on a massive scale.

That's religion folks. Deal with it.

Jackson is gonna do it
by messi
Dec 20th, 2007
07:50:14 AM
apparently New Line know that for it to be a mega success instead of a super success they need Jackson. He's as synonymous with Tolkien as Lucas is with Star Wars, ok not the best analogy, but most mainstream people think empire and ROTJ were directed by Lucas.
Regarding Trilogies
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 20th, 2007
08:08:18 AM
The Lord of the Rings is the best trilogy EVER!
Epleterte
by Halloween68
Dec 20th, 2007
08:37:54 AM
What are you two? The one coherent point you did make I'll respond to. I realize the affect of the ring gets stronger and Sauron gets stronger. That said, Sauron was in Mirkwood at the time of THE HOBBIT. He was already starting to regain some of his power. That's why the Witch King was so active at the time. Okay? Now to your point... So you are saying that "Ring Vision" doesn't apply at all at the time of THE HOBBIT, some fifty years earlier (which is really nothing when you think of how long Sauron has been around)? That's a laugher. If there was such a thing as "Ring Vision" it would certainly exist in one form or another in THE HOBBIT as well. And as I said before, Bilbo uses all of his senses in THE HOBBIT to the best of his ability. Even a minor form of "Ring Vision" would be incredibly distracting. Too much to say fight spiders in darkness of Mirkwood, or to keep afloat on barrels roaring down a river. In any event, my point was it shouldn't have been in RINGS, but now that it is in RINGS, however he's going to do it, he's going to dismiss it, he's going to have to for the sake of the story. I'm just curious as to how he's going to explain around it. And that goes the same with the drug addiction angle. Since Jackson truncated the RINGS story line (there should have been 20 years between the time Frodo gained the ring and when he leaves the Shire) the effect of the ring on Frodo happened almost over night. Bilbo travels with this thing and uses it constently. At no point does he begin to act jealous or deceitful when it comes to keeping the ring from his friends. He never at any point looks longingly at it. In THE HOBBIT, the ring is a meer magical item at Bilbo's disposal. It's not a central character (or player) like it is in RINGS. It's a good thing not a bad thing. If the ring is as strong and irresistable as it is at the beginning of FELLOWSHIP, it stands to reason, it would cause Bilbo to cast a few longing looks at it the mere 50 years earlier. The call of the ring's master isn't as strong in THE HOBBIT. That's a given, but the draw of the ring on its users never waivers. See Smeagol, and the murder of his best friend Deagol. Especially in the movie. In the book, Smeagol was already a bit of a wretch. In the movie, Smeagol immediately hears the call of the ring. In THE HOBBIT, Bilbo never hears this. At least not outwardly. And so that's my point. THE HOBBIT is an entirely different animal than RINGS. It needs to be treated as such. The film should have all different rules.
Great...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Dec 20th, 2007
08:40:25 AM
So now I get to snore through a couple more 4-hour movies.
Kevinwillis.net
by Halloween68
Dec 20th, 2007
08:52:03 AM
THE HOBBIT is at root a children's story. Tolkien wrote it for his kids and he read it to them at night before bed. That's the origin. Now I can see the reason to defend it as not a kid's story, because, heck, I'm nearly 40 and I still read the book every few years or so. Still ranked up there as one of my favorites. And so I can see feeling the need to defend a favorite against somebody saying it's a kid's story. But I think you are missing my point there. When I say it's a children's story, I mean as stated above, that's where it started. I never meant to suggest that it's only for kids. It's not like I'm saying this is SEE SPOT RUN or something. It's a traditional fantasy adventure story in the same vein as the NARNIA chronicles, the OZ series, and Alice and her adventures in WONDERLAND. My point was to draw the line between that type of tale and something like RINGS which has a closer relation to BEOWULF and MORTE DE ARTHUR. There's obviously a much more serious tone in RINGS than in THE HOBBIT. I'm just hoping this carries over into the films. When I mentioned the Hildebrandts before, I was trying to point out the look and feel of those paintings as opposed to the almost bleak feeling you get from Lee's work. I think the earlier Rankin Bass film is closer to what I think of when I think THE HOBBIT than what comes to mind when I see it in the world of Jackson's RINGS films. (Minus the musical numbers of course)
thank god somebody brought up abortion
by occula
Dec 20th, 2007
10:07:06 AM
i was beginning to think i'd wandered into a renaissance faire attenders anonymous meeting.
oh, i'm mean.
by occula
Dec 20th, 2007
10:07:46 AM
sorry, i haven't had any coffee yet.
Hildebrandts vs Lee: a middle way
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
10:08:09 AM
i dont like either of their styles, Hildebrandt's is too cartoonish and stylized, while Lee is way to bleak, at least the Hildebrandts can do faces, Lee is only good at scenery. a middle way is called for.
and PS
by occula
Dec 20th, 2007
10:09:46 AM
isn't a triptych a format for artwork of tri-folded pieces of panel, usually for an altarpiece? yeah, i was an art history major. who's the renfaire dork now.
anyway Jackson got the look right, if too ghouly
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
10:25:25 AM
He had a beautiful Middle Earth designed, but his slasher sensibilities betrayed him when he made orcs and trolls. He should have stayed a bit truer to the old fairy tale images.
Halloween68: I Agree
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 20th, 2007
10:43:56 AM
And wasn't really arguing against that; just piping up that, while it was in many way a children's tale, it appeals to adults, and is sufficiently complicated that I think it would be difficult for a pre-tween to really follow it, and certainly the more complicated stuff wouldn't register at all . . . but it's all there for a good overall story. I agree: It is at root, a children's story, but I think it will make a great movie in the vein of LOTR, and I'm looking forward to it.
Fuck Tintin!
by zooch
Dec 20th, 2007
11:06:14 AM
Make the Hobbit now!
Pipergates
by Halloween68
Dec 20th, 2007
11:21:53 AM
Yeah. No. I don't want it to be "as" goofy and cartoonish as the actual Hildebrandt art, but I'd like it to be more that warm, friendly, fireside tone to it than the more serious, flat-toned stuff of Lee. I personally prefer Nasmith's stuff over any of them. But I guess what I'm trying to say with that comparison is ... well, have you ever seen a cover of Terry Brooks' Shanara series? You see how warm the colors are there? You see how eccentric the features are for each of the characters. Stuff like that, the monsters are clearly monsters from story books, elves are clearly otherworldly, wizards are clearly mysterious and magical. I'm wanting that kind of feel for this film. This should be a fantasy, adventure like it was written, not a historical reinactment like what Jackson was going for with his films. He was going for realism whereever he could get it. He wanted to frighten you by making comparisons to things we are familiar with ... the horror of war, addiction, mutation, political power. That worked fine with RINGS. I just don't think it would work for THE HOBBIT. I'm thinking Gary Gygax and STEADING OF THE HILL GIANT CHIEF.
Autistic License...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 20th, 2007
11:33:28 AM
... we were exiled? Cooool! We love you too BTW...
Even Tolkien struggled with the ring addiction concept.
by Tinfang
Dec 20th, 2007
12:44:43 PM
And among other things, was the main reason for revising the Hobbit after LoTR was published. The original edition of the Hobbit saw Gollum willingly turning over the Ring to Bilbo after he won the Riddle Game. Clearly, this didn’t jibe with the later LoTR premise of “ring addiction” so he revised and re-published the story that most everyone is familiar with. I agree, Jackson has upped the addiction ante and it’s going to be tricky having Bilbo fight all those spiders with a giant flaming eye in front of him!
Tinfang, Sauron wasn't as "awake" so the ring's power wasn't as
by WickedJacob
Dec 20th, 2007
01:32:08 PM
Sauron also wasn't actively looking for it so there's no reason why there needs to be an eye. I know Tolkien said something along those lines in a letter or something. Can't remember exactly where.
The Quest for Erebor should be the basis (and name) of the movie
by WickedJacob
Dec 20th, 2007
01:35:34 PM
Its the same story, but told from Gandalf's point of view and was an attempt by Tolkien to shoehorn The Hobbit into the later conception of middle earth. You can find it in either the book of lost tales or unfinished tales, i forget which one.
Hiya Tailenders
by greenleaf
Dec 20th, 2007
01:48:07 PM
Hiya Moaters! Tim Benzedrine, you dolt! Still crossing swords with the common people, I see? The OED people have got to update their Trilogy entry. You do sound like a French academician, you know. As for me, I've never been better, thank you for asking. Life's good. If you turn the TV off, it's even better. But enough about that. Indeed I drop by every once in a while at Club Angband to see how you folks are doing and maybe say hi, but the registration page is still closed to new arrivals of "Elves and Tarks". I just never had the will to ask your Mr. Bean to personally let me in. He just dislikes me so much, as you know. "Ingeld"? Ha, ha! I must confess morGy, my memory's not what it used to be. I have no recollection at all of this Ninja Galadriel person. Did we flirt a lot? Internet sex an option? I second the person who said "Fuck Tintin, make the Hobbit now!" PJ already ruined one of my childhood favourites, now he wants to mess with Tintin? MY TINTIN??!! This man has got to be stopped. I also like Mafalda, an *Argentine* comic strip, wanna mess with that too? A Belgian comic strip in the hand of a Kiwi... It's all going to the dogs, I tell you! This world is DOOOOOOOMED!!
Mr_Incredible
by antonphd
Dec 20th, 2007
02:09:23 PM
I agree 100% with your 3 picks for directors. I think those are really, the only 3. My order of choice would be Cuaron, Guillermo and then Raimi.
Cuaron
by antonphd
Dec 20th, 2007
02:15:30 PM
Cuaron has proven with The Little Princess and his Harry Potter that he is the best choice for the Hobbit films. Having just watched the Office, I'd like to see Martin Freeman in the role of Bilbo, if it's not possible to have Ian return to the role. Hehe, I just thought about having Ricky Gervais in the Bilbo role. Probably would be perfect for the role. He did do quite a phenomenal acting job on the Extras Christmas special that aired last night. Hmmm... interesting.
I see what you’re saying Wicked Jacob.
by Tinfang
Dec 20th, 2007
03:40:21 PM
However, we must keep book and movie separate. The Hobbit movie will have to coincide with the Middle-earth that Jackson, for better or worse, constructed. So, he’ll have to come up with some rational for Sauron’s perception power to be weaker.

I thought the scene at the Prancing Pony where Frodo accidentally (or WAS it?!!) slips on the Ring to be utterly over the top, “I see you! There is no life in the void!”, thereby setting the perception of “Ring Vision.” I don’t see it as much of a problem but it will require some bit of dialogue or visual to explain away.

Now, in the appendix of Return, it shows the time frame of the Necromancer occupying Dol Guldur (because of its proximity to the Gladden Fields) during the events of the Hobbit. He’s certainly looking for the Ring but in a far more secretive manner than later after the Nine have openly declared themselves. At least that’s how I remember it but I admit I need to re-read that portion.

The problem of Sauron's eye peaking in during the Hobbit.
by Ingeld
Dec 20th, 2007
04:56:51 PM
This can be easily taken care of. When Gandalf leaves the company after Beorn, he can simply say something about the Necromancer--being powerless, sleeping, that the eye his closed, but the wise are worried that he may awake soon, and this is part of the errand that takes him away. "No need for you to worry about my it my dear, Mr Baggins." Then he turns, but then gives a furtive glance back at Bilbo before he is off. Something is not right, but he just can't say what.
Ian Holme as Bilbo...
by caerlas
Dec 20th, 2007
05:10:01 PM
Personally I think he could meet the physical demands of the role though he might get a bit bruised up. Depends upon how much PJ wants to embellish Bilbo's involvement in the action of the story.
Cuaron should direct
by kirttrik
Dec 20th, 2007
06:34:38 PM
probably will be del Toro though
Right you are Ingeld...
by morGoth
Dec 20th, 2007
08:21:40 PM
...though, like the mention of Tolkien, PJ has painted himself into a few corners that may require a bit of tweaking to make things mesh. I guess we can look at Bilbo's own experience from the movie when he popped on the Ring at his Party...there was no exagerated Eye or anything but just that rather un-melodramatic "whuunn" sound. Heh, I always get the munchies when reading the Beorn chapter...all that talk about food and honey...mmmmm, honey.

Of course, Sauron, erm, Necromancer I mean, was very "awake" if you follow the Appendices and one could argue that the proximity of the Ring, especially after Bilbo had put it on to escape Gollum, might make Sauron even more aware of the Rings presence. Riddles in the dark...riddles in the dark.

Sure you don't remember her greenleaf...
by morGoth
Dec 20th, 2007
08:32:01 PM
...she was that troll that TORN sent over to spy on us. I remember you giving the poor, poor thing a bit of a rude reception (imagine that) and I bet she's still bawling her poor eyes out.

Yes, I imagine PJ will have Tintin as a Serkis mo-cap and we'll see him running with a herd of dinosaurs over a cliff in France (hey, if your beloved Disney can show waterfalls in the flatlands of Tidewater Virginia then there can be cliffs in France!). I can just see that rascally Snowy turned into an Olog-like ape-dog. C'mon greeny, you know you can trust PJ!

Still working on the CA thing so just hang on a bit longer...I think your permission may have suffered during the Great Orson Purge...please try again and if raw_bean gives you any guff about it, let me know and I'll have his stiff little neck. Fer the love of Ungoliant, the damned sign was put up just for you (OK, and Ingold too)!

Well thank you Autistic License...
by morGoth
Dec 20th, 2007
09:01:13 PM
...only you left out hearing aids and Depends. And I can't wait to see you further "ignore" the upcoming Talkbacks {[:^)
Not to mention cheese puffs an our (now dead) parent's basements
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 20th, 2007
10:48:59 PM
And I guarangoddamfuckingtee your sorry ass (Autistic License) that you'll 'get' worse than we'll 'receive' from the likes of you! *** Greeny: I don't know what's the deal between you and Bean, but "I" pay the fucking hosting fee for CA. So if you want in, you're in. I for one would be more than glad to have you there. *** Carelas: Ian Holm will be 80 years old by the time this goes into production. Not only is Bilbo supposed to be 50 years old (about 30 in human terms - given that Hobbits don't "come of age" until they're 33) at the time the Quest for Erebor takes place, there’s some pretty demanding physical activity Bilbo must undertake in the course of the tale. All else aside, I don't believe they can pull off making an 80 year old human believable as 50 year old Hobbit, CGI manipulation or otherwise.
Halloween, you're right Hobbit needs more warmth
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
10:50:34 PM
it is more of an innocent fireside kind of story, and i hope Jackson either sticks a lot closer to the source this time, or gets some more talented help. Like Cuaron for instance. He better not add any silly dwarf-tossing this time, or his time of suffering in the pits of hell will surely be added to. The Hobbit is even more of a universal classic than TLOTR, some adaptation might have to be done, but he needs extra special care not to muddy the waters and change the tone this time....so MorGoth; the trolls: big noses or small?
The Voice of Smaug
by Ingeld
Dec 20th, 2007
10:54:28 PM
morGoth, I get the feeling, PJ is going to go with John Rhys-Davies for this. Also, I am betting that the Elf King--Thranduil will become a female character--an Elf Queen. A long shot, but not impossible, would be making Smaug-female. It would work to a degree--Smaug deep inside the womb on "her" treasure would be like a hen on her nest. It would certainly add a Freudian interpretation (in a book that already rife with Freudian images) to her slaying It will also be interesting to see what he does with the Trolls of the trollshaws as they were much more human than any trolls in LOTR. I know their stone visages have a cameo in the Fellowship. Ah it is so neat to have the fun speculating about a Tolkien movie again.
Oh no...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 20th, 2007
10:56:43 PM
Sci-Fi is reporting that Sam Raimi is set to direct THE HOBBIT:

http://tinyurl.com/2xlkcm

and yeah, Nasmith is better'n Lee and Hildes
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
10:59:18 PM
hes pretty good indeed
no not Raimy oh no
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
11:05:48 PM
better be untrue or we're in deep shit
no Raimy Hobbit! Cuaron is the man!
by pipergates
Dec 20th, 2007
11:19:53 PM
could it be that Jackson doesn't want to pick somebody who would better him?
elanor: Jeebus Christ on a bike!
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 20th, 2007
11:52:22 PM
Where the hell are my manners? Thank you so much for your support on the "T-Word" tirade. Have I told you lately how much you TOTALLY rock? How've you been fair Hobbit lass?
re: The spy from TORN
by greenleaf
Dec 20th, 2007
11:52:47 PM
Now that you mention it, it does ring a bell. But there was so much going on at that time, and I met so many people online in a short while, I must have lost track of it all. And I did abuse the pipeweed. I do remember my TORN paranoia, but they were rather unscrupulous types if not positively evil (as I’m sure I’ve suggested many times). The two first years on these boards I remember well, of course. Great memories amid the turmoils of a bleak adolescent life! Ah, to be young, inexperienced and obnoxious again!
re: Tintin
by greenleaf
Dec 20th, 2007
11:59:04 PM
About Tintin, I hear that Serkis is actually going to be in it, but as Haddock. And not to be technical, but Tintin lives in Belgium, not France, and most of his adventures take place abroad anyway. But that’s not going to stop PJ from screwing this up big time. You see, I think Spielberg and Jackson could pull off Tintin easily (because they are competent filmmakers), were it not for certain -shall we say- imperatives in the movie-making industry today. Tintin is nothing but classic adventure, it’s not particularly spectacular compared to today’s standards. Now I've said this time and time again and I know you hate me for it... But... here goes. In Hollywood (ah, now you see where that's headed), particularly in action movies it’s no secret to anyone that originality or mere *quality* is hardly the point anymore. The tendency is by and large to just recycle past box office sucesses and pad them with bigger effects, longer (sometimes very long!) action scenes and more elaborate (try silly) situations to try and rekindle some kind of excitement and suspense for us jaded moviegoers (DUMB, DUMB, DUMB IDEA!!). Now If Peter Jackson could do a 10-minute sequence with a giant staircase in Moria, imagine what he can do with Tintin. But Tintin is rather more toned down, sometimes even subtle. Toned down, subtle = Peter Jackson, of course! Now whose bright idea was that? Of course the idea is that Tintin doesn’t matter, what matters is that you can always format Tintin into that summer blockbuster cash machine and people won’t bat an eye because it’s fair game, it’s just entertainment and it’s also what the market dictates. And that’s a-OK, ain’t that the truth Georgie? And the truth is that no one’s better at churning up those ridiculous action flicks than Peter Jackson. So way to go, Spielberg. I just wish you find more suitable material next time and stop vandalizing valuable property. Just listen to AICN’s finest representatives of the Multiplex regulars. Tintin is GAY!! That says it all.
re: CA and Beanie
by greenleaf
Dec 21st, 2007
12:06:06 AM
Guys, you misinterpret. I didn't even *ask* the friendly Brit, I was just deterred by the non-functional registration screen and the thought of having to beg your good Mr. Bean for an ID and password. So I'm the one with no manners. What did you expect? I'm the French one!
epleterte overdriver
by pipergates
Dec 21st, 2007
02:10:20 AM
hobbit er barnsligere
Messi you ignorant slut...
by poeticwarriorII
Dec 21st, 2007
02:11:26 AM
you're like fighting a retard or loosening the bolts on all the wheelchairs at the hospital. It's just not fair because quite frankly your dumb as fuck. Jackson is an overrated fucking hack. Christ did you watch that goddamn train wreck that was the second and third LOTR and King Kong??? I suppose like most you thought that vomit was good. That moron missed the boat when it came to translating the books but hey you just eat it up shit stain. Let me know when you think of something witty as a retort dumb ass.
Way to go to scare the target audience out of the theater...
by Rocket Scientist
Dec 21st, 2007
03:08:40 AM
Peter Jackson doing the Hobbit isn't too far away from having Clive Barker do Little Red Riding Hood. I frankly doubt that they will make a movie out of "ancillary material" since they can only go by what they have the movie rights to, so at best they can use material that's hinted at in LotR -and as soon as they tiptoe a bit further, the Tolkien Estate is likely to have at them. In any case, "filling the gaps" truly reveals their level vis-a-vis Tolkien: fanfic, and not even the best of that.
Moaters and greenleaf...
by morGoth
Dec 21st, 2007
05:49:09 AM
...it's all good. Got in touch with the beanster and all is well. Guess I'll have to clean out the Eldarian Memorial Barracks again. Whoosh, so much to say but I must be brief for now.

Sam Raimi? Ngghh...eep...doop, I'll have to chew on that for a while (not to mention a female Smaug!).

Hey pipergates...I'm thinking the existing stone trolls from Fellowship...pretty large snoots iffen I remember.

I take it all back Autistic...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
09:36:00 AM
You ar a LAUGH RIOT! "Autistic" isn't just a handle for you is it? Read much? If so don't worry, it doesn't show, you're still good to go with your homeies who frown on such things. And I have it on good authority that Santa's bringing you a lovely felt hat that will fit your pointy little head PERFECTLY...
Autistic License: I'm All for Revisionism
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
09:36:08 AM
I loved the LOTR books (I'm reading them again, right now, as I type this) and I just listened to Rob Inglis's excellent reading of The Hobbit a few days ago . . . but I like the LOTR movies, too, love most of the embellishments, understand most of the omissions (although there is some dialog that could have been included, in my opinion, but . . . I'm cool). So, if the Hobbit has some Peter Jackson style revisions, I think it'll still be a kick-ass movie. And I'm 38, so I don't if that makes me a geezer, but I don't think the books are canon . . . though they rock, as they are, just as I think the movies rock, as they are, and I'm betting if anybody can do a hard-rocking two-movie arc of the hobbit, it's Peter Jacks and Fran Walsh, and I'm gonna love. Smaug can be a girl or the Elf King could be a queen and Bard could even be played by Darkman . . . as long as Hayden Christensen and Shia Labeouf aren't in it, I'm good. Sam Jackson as Bard!
LOTR: Best Trilogy Ever
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
09:41:12 AM
From what I understand, Tolkien Originally wanted to call it "The Trilogy of the Rings".

In other news, three things that appear in a sequence shall from now on be called a "dodecahedron", so semantic purists can masturbate to their verbal superiority while calling three separate and distinct movies a word that actually refers to medieval and renaissance panel paintings.
Kevin kevin kevin...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
09:49:56 AM
Such vitriol! Why the ad-hominem attack? Calm down dude you'll give yourself an embolism or something. The whole T-word rant thing is just fishing tactic you tool.
Skyway Moaters
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
09:52:51 AM
I liked your Talkback subject line. Kind of a trilogy of Kevins!

You seem very angry and defensive, Skyway. Here's a dime, buy a sense of humor. :)
From the OED (see item 2):
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
09:53:38 AM
triptych /triptik/ • noun 1 a picture or carving on three panels, typically hinged together vertically and used as an altarpiece. 2 a set of three associated artistic, literary, or musical works.
Yeah, I think you do have OCD, Skyway
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
09:56:05 AM
You are easily trolled, and can't let things go. And can't admit you're wrong, even you obviously are.
Thank you, no, Kev, already have one...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
09:58:00 AM
... you're just not funny that's all...
But You're Pretty Funny, Skyway
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
10:01:28 AM
In a deeply anal retentive sort of way.
And I'm not wrong about "Trilogy"
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
10:15:50 AM
Who can't let things drop here? Who can't admit they're wrong? Sad little man. *** Again from the OED (or is that not a credible enough source for the omnicient Kevinwillis.net?): • noun (pl. trilogies) a group of three related novels, plays, or films. *** LOTR is a single novel not three related ones. The films is a three part adaptaion of a single contiguous novel. From the "Note on the text" in the Houghton Mifflin 60th anniversary edition: "JRR Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings is often erroneously called a trilogy, when it is infact a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, sometimes published in three volumes." *** So, by logic, LOTR is actually a "sextet". Give it a rest Kev, you can't win this, you haven't the wit.
Erm, "... so by YOUR logic..." that should have been.
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
10:18:57 AM
Doh.
"But You're Pretty Funny, Skyway"
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 21st, 2007
10:23:58 AM
So does that mean I have give your dime back? Shoot. Indian giver!
a titanic troll nose, that knows where it goes
by pipergates
Dec 21st, 2007
12:03:19 PM
glad we agree on that. now the bad news is the long years we still have to wait. Will mcKellen still be in shape to wizardize? None can adequately substitute him.
I Read the Note On The Text, Skyway
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
02:27:03 PM
Where Tolkien is clearly quoted as saying: "It's a trilogy, bitches. Tri-lo-geeeeee!" And then, "All your base are belong to us!" So, clearly, it's an authentic Tolkien quote.
Skyway: The Dime
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
02:28:17 PM
It wasn't a real dime, anyway. It's plastic. And has a picture of Wimpy, from the Popeye comic strip, eating a hamburger on it.
Rob Inglis does a Great Gandalf Voice
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 21st, 2007
02:29:31 PM
In the audiobooks of The Hobbit and LOTR that he did. Doesn't quite have the look, tho.
@kevinwillis.net
by Rocket Scientist
Dec 22nd, 2007
06:35:40 AM
So as far as you're concerned, you wouldn't care if a children's book was converted into a splatter movie or what?
I guess PJ can never get it right for some folks.
by morGoth
Dec 22nd, 2007
08:07:51 AM
RE: Rocket Scientest...don't you think you're hyperbolizing just a wee bit? Go back and read the part where Jackson says he plans a faithful adaptation for the first movie...The Hobbit. Don't you want to wait until the pudding is out of the oven (or at least we've got a peek at the ingredients) before you make up your mind about it? I don't think even the harshest critics, and I don't mean the semi-psychotic ones, would term LoTR a splatter movie. There will be fighting and war in The Hobbit though so don't be surprised if there is a spot of splatterd blood; goblin, warg, Elf, Man, Dwarf, spider and I bet even a drop or two of Hobbit blood. I might even fall on a rock and go "Splat!"
rumors of Del Toro doing The Hobbit sounds better
by pipergates
Dec 22nd, 2007
03:04:05 PM
a lot better than Raimi at least. I love Del Toro and think he's a prime director/creator, but i'm a bit wary of his monster-fetishes for this classical story...I would feel more at ease with Cuaron. It sounds like Toro has made some spectacular trolls in Hellboy II, and he did make a beautiful if dark fairytale with Pans Labyrinth. But Jackson and Del Toro together sounds a bit scary.
Meet the new troll - same as the old troll
by elanor
Dec 23rd, 2007
01:53:23 AM
Chuckle chuckle, Autistic - do you seriously believe you have the strength to contest the will of the Tailenders? Your love of the Halflings' leaf has affected your mind. 8~)*****kevin willis or whatever, I don't think you were around when Moaters began his re-education program regarding the dear professor's works. He is a dog with a bone, but a very nice dog. And he's right (of course). And I can attest to his sense of humor as well, which is readily apparent in his postings for those with eyes to see them. (and I see yours too).****Ingeld, I'm not sure I agree about the possibility of a female Smaug or elf queen. I don't see as much need to "tamper" with this story as there was with LOTR. Much of the "tampering" in that Three Film Story was done without prior knowledge of how the basic story would be received by modern audiences and (I believe) was part of why it WAS so well-received, even though I will always cringe (or fast forward) at certain tampered-with spots. Now they know the audience is primed. The spots that may be tricky this time (what MorGoth refers to as the corners PJ painted himself into) could be the orcs, the seriousness and sadness of the Elves and Sauron. I'm not worried about the giant flaming eye - I think Ring Vision will be far more hazy and un-focused - like Sauron's power.****I am a little annoyed by the Sam Raimi mentions (as director) not because I think he sucks, but because I am unaware of a previous relationship with PJ or Fran. I just think it would be hard for anyone used to autonomy to work on PJ's so-well-established turf. I think whoever directs will need to be someone well-versed with Weta and New Zealand.
I agree elanor-lass...
by morGoth
Dec 28th, 2007
10:08:33 AM
...Raimi just doesn't "feel right." Someone suggested Fran Walsh as director in another TB and that's not a bad notion. Just get her partner back for the Battle of Five Armies and the second movies Seige of Dol Guldur scene.
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