Suddenly, they spot chaos from another part of the city. A giant creature is wrecking havok. The evac order goes out. No one is sure what is going on, but there's rumors that a crew of specialists, trying to stop a supernatural assault centered around the famed Dakota Apartments, may have accidentally imagined a giant version of the logo character for a popular brand of marshmallows!

As our friends try to evacuate, Joey spots an untended sangwich shop and decides to loot a few meatball subs while Phoebe films. Since Phoebe owes Monica $20, Monica sticks around. Suddenly, a giant hand comes down and snatches Monica up. Thinking quickly, Phoebe throws her the camera.

As Mr. Stay Puft carries Monica toward the Empire State Building, she films everything, like a true Lovecraft hero who keeps narrating until Cthulhu eats him on a giant cracker, or like those morons in the BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. I mean, I forget to film opening Christmas presents.

Monica accidentally drops the camera, which falls several stories, bounces off Ross' head, killing him, and ruining Rachel's hair. Chandler picks up the camera, because he was leading a rescue attempt. Joey remained back at the sangwich shop.

As the only two able to go on, Chandler and Phoebe gamely follow Monica. With all the lights out in the city, they lose sight of the monstermallow, though.

Because all action movies now demand a pointless stop at a fat computer nerd's house, Phoebe reveals that she knows how to fly a helicopter. They fly to the home of a guy named Dr. Science. After insulting him a little, they are told where a huge supply of napalm is kept.

You guessed it. Phoebe flies over the Empire State Building, prepping for a napalm drop. Chandler bungees down to pulls Monica out of a pile of whip. Mr. Stay Puft flails at the helicopter so Phoebe lets it drop.

Although Chandler and Monica are incinerated in the process, the giant marshmallow is toasted (on one side anyway, the other side is runny).

The ironic, twisty, Darabontian ending is that Phoebe, who has picked up Joey and Marcel the Monkey, shoots them. She tries to shoot herself, but misses, nailing one of the US military troops who has just arrived to save the day.

You walk out of the theater going:"Man, if she'd have just hung tough a little longer..."

''ITS A LION!!!''

shit!