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The New 10,000 BC Trailer Has Mammoths, Loin Cloths, Sabertooth Kitties, And People Speaking Almost Perfect English!!

Wow, the movie noone cares about by finfangfoom	Dec 13th, 2007 06:53:38 PM
i sortof partly remember that trailer in the summer, and i remember forgetting it right after i saw it. Looks pointless to me. on another note, i hated apocalypto
Roland Emmerich by So What?	Dec 13th, 2007 06:55:02 PM
I hate everything he's ever done.I shall avoid this film with great effort.
by hemitallman	Dec 13th, 2007 06:55:03 PM
I'm shocked by the number of people looking forward to this movie.10,000 Blows chunks(B.C.)
NEW DARK KNIGHT POSTER UP!!! by JackBauer24	Dec 13th, 2007 06:57:05 PM
PWNS the original. http://www.omelete.com.br/imag es/galerias/thedarkknight/post erexclusivoomelete.jpg delete the spaces
Hmm by SanityKaos	Dec 13th, 2007 06:58:21 PM
Much better than I thought it would be...Then again it was kinda like StarGate (the movie) without the sci-fi stuff
oh, okay. by frankenfickle	Dec 13th, 2007 07:00:42 PM
it's a caveman movie of the type that has model-perfect cave ladies in it.
I SUPPORT THE SUPER-FAST ATTACK OSTRICHES ON THIS ONE by Pound Sand	Dec 13th, 2007 07:02:46 PM
Looks Average
I think we beat this mammoth to death in the X-files thread. by Orionsangels	Dec 13th, 2007 07:03:55 PM
OMG that cavegirl is hot. I love her tan skin and makeup, whoa nice white shiney teeth and manicure cavegirl. Wanna go on a hot date baby?
Indiana Jones and the Dial Up of Doom by Reynard Muldrake	Dec 13th, 2007 07:04:26 PM
G4's caveman-era servers are makin it hard as nuts to see this anachronistic nonsense.
If they had just gotten Mel Gibson's dialect coaches by Reynard Muldrake	Dec 13th, 2007 07:08:56 PM
and grunted their way through this, the visuals and action would speak for themselves and it'd be a lot more believable in spite of the Next Top Model contestants. Instead ya got motherfuckin' John Gielgud and Lawrence Olivier droppin' sonnets for all they know given the time period. And that kid with down syndrome? Don't buy it. What's he doing there? Cuz they had a similar weird lookin' guy in 300? Epic of the year? P.S. Merrick how come you're more game to this than "X-Files"?
What's with the perfect English? by Riverman	Dec 13th, 2007 07:09:00 PM
Wow, that really blows it for me. Mel Gibson does entire movies in dead languages. They couldn't be a little more creative than this?!
And finally on the Dark Knight poster... by Reynard Muldrake	Dec 13th, 2007 07:10:38 PM
Is he just chillin' in costume at the top of Wayne Enterprises? Great Gotham look though...
Idiots gave credibility to The Day After Tomorrow by HellKing	Dec 13th, 2007 07:10:54 PM
Does this mean the Enh were the first civilization in the world since these cavemen speak better english than most Americans?
Reynard Muldrake by JackBauer24	Dec 13th, 2007 07:11:56 PM
I'd say he was in his penthouse. Bruce Wayne lives in the city after his mansion burned down in BB.
That's "English" not Enh. by HellKing	Dec 13th, 2007 07:12:14 PM
Apparently there was a caveman in my keyboard.
JackBauer... by Reynard Muldrake	Dec 13th, 2007 07:13:45 PM
Ooh, good call. They're still workin' on buildin' up the cave. Do you think this one has that tube under the desk that Val Kilmer slid all the way down in 'Forever'? Hahaha.
What I think... by Uncle Bobo	Dec 13th, 2007 07:14:38 PM
Looks like Braveheart meets Caveman meets the guy behind Stargate. Looks like Emmerich may be trying to mix archaeology with Biblical references as the referenced "mountain of gods" seems to be the Tower of Babel. He did kind of the same thing of incorporating history and legend in "Stargate" and "Independence Day." Those fast attack ostriches are most likely Phorusrhacids or "terror birds". They were also featured in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and the classic "Mysterious Island" film. And the mammoths look like a Discovery Channel special, that is, fake.
HellKing by Reynard Muldrake	Dec 13th, 2007 07:14:41 PM
Haha. No, that was the G4 supersonic internet speedsters crashing your hard drive. But they have dreads and perfect teeth also.
wait a minute... by jimmy rabbitte	Dec 13th, 2007 07:19:38 PM
...this story is set in prehistoric times; but... the guy's arrival was foretold in... history? does that not add up for anyone else? ... ...really, this guy has never lived up to his Independence Day hype...
Looks kinda cool -- definitely derivative. by odysseus	Dec 13th, 2007 07:20:42 PM
Echoes of Jurassic Park, PJ's King Kong, Alien 3, Apocalypto, 300, Conan... the list goes on.
I'll second the Olivia Munn comment by Badger23	Dec 13th, 2007 07:22:39 PM
Damn.
hairless ostriches PWN FACe by wyrmhole	Dec 13th, 2007 07:23:16 PM

King Tut was an albino child but he wasn't god. by wintocha67	Dec 13th, 2007 07:23:56 PM
I know because a dreadlocked Esquimeax told me.
Not ostriches... by ZeroCorpse	Dec 13th, 2007 07:24:35 PM
I think they're more likely to be either the Elephant Bird or the Giant Moa.
THEIR TEETH ARE PERFECT!! by THE KNIGHT	Dec 13th, 2007 07:28:17 PM
How stupid does this guy think we are?? Visual Effects look great though...
Colgate was actually invented in 11,000 BC by Orionsangels	Dec 13th, 2007 07:38:10 PM

Sequel to Ice Age! by closeencounter	Dec 13th, 2007 07:41:34 PM
Only...worse.
For all you Olivia fans... by Orionsangels	Dec 13th, 2007 07:41:55 PM
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OK that rocked! by quadrupletree	Dec 13th, 2007 07:43:04 PM
I wasn't on board for this movie, even up till half way through the trailer. As soon as they got to the desert though, I'm in. That' looks sweet!
Desert scenes remind me of the Stargate movie by Orionsangels	Dec 13th, 2007 07:45:01 PM

Looks cool but... by FILMFUNK	Dec 13th, 2007 07:48:20 PM
It's a trailer for a Roland Hemaroid movie which means it will be a very nice looking pile of shite! If it were anyone else directing I might be a bit more interested but Roland could fuck up an orgy in a brothel so I'll remain a sceptic. Nice big furry wet pussy though!
Fuck this movie.............. by crackerfarmboy	Dec 13th, 2007 07:55:36 PM
Fuck it's historical inaccuracies, poor plot, and raping of a good concept. Fuck Emmerich, fuck him up his stupid assh...well you get the idea.
Alternative to English? by Gelfin	Dec 13th, 2007 08:00:21 PM
Assuming you're looking for more authenticity, what language would you suggest they speak? No culture even remotely that old left behind any trace of their language. Would you feel better if they made up a phony language and provided English subtitles? I would bet that idea was on the table, but it's a lot more work for something that's no less phony than just having the actors speak English directly, and subtitled movies still lose a certain percentage of your potential audience automatically.
Olivia Munn by Magma Suit	Dec 13th, 2007 08:00:38 PM
It is unfair that one woman can be so hot. What the hell is she doing on G4?
Emmerich's movies have some nice visuals by veritasses	Dec 13th, 2007 08:02:06 PM
but that's about where the compliments stop. He's guilty of making some of the dumbest high budget Science Fiction (minus the science) films ever made. I'll wait to see this when it's airing on Free TV.
The perfect English in this film makes about as much sense as... by Uncle Bobo	Dec 13th, 2007 08:07:22 PM
...all those idiots in the Star Wars movies speaking perfect English. Seems like ye ole British Empire stuck one of its bloody colonies everywhere...
They Should Drop Contemporary Rap Slang Dialogue by LaserPants	Dec 13th, 2007 08:35:02 PM
Just to keeps it reals, yo. No, but seriously, this looks fucking retarded.
Prehistoric animals = the only draw this film has goin for it by Canada's King	Dec 13th, 2007 08:37:41 PM
It'd be kind of cool to see ancient North American creatures rendered in near-CG realism...unfortunatley, the creatures' performances will be vastly superior to their human counterparts.
why are they white? by ironic_name	Dec 13th, 2007 08:37:55 PM
shouldn't cavemen be black? atleast in an african area..
Xiphos by ironic_name	Dec 13th, 2007 08:39:26 PM
you mean the torah, hey look! he said something about jews! lets make sure he never works in hollywood!
The scary birds... by twindaggerturkey	Dec 13th, 2007 08:40:06 PM
...are probably supposed to be diatrymas or something. (And no, they didn't co-exist with humans, but I want to see them anyway.)
xiphos is an anti-semite! oy the shame! by ironic_name	Dec 13th, 2007 08:40:30 PM

I Hope There Are Dinobots In It by LaserPants	Dec 13th, 2007 08:44:48 PM
Me Grimlock say this movie gay. Me Grimlock clarify statement -- him mean "gay" as in silly, him not mean "gay" as in contemporary slang for homosexuals. Grimlock apologizes for any confusion. Grimlock also say Rarrrrgh!
OH. MY. GOD. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 13th, 2007 08:53:13 PM
That looks fucking terrible.
F* THE MOVIE OLIVIA MUNN CAN SIT ON MY FACE! by Deus Vult	Dec 13th, 2007 08:57:00 PM
"lordy she's hot" indeed Merrick. as for the movie; looks crap, but might make for a worthwhile $4.00 at&t uverse on-demand rental in three to six months. what? this is what married men watch!
oh well... by AllieJamison	Dec 13th, 2007 08:58:56 PM
Heeee asssss msuuuukiiiirooooochhh. It wouldn't make any difference if the actors made ...let's say... animal noises. I'm with Merrick...the hunt at the beginning got me excited ...the rest looks like your usual generic and boring piece of shit wrapped into the coaxing "fade in" and "little glimpses" trailer package. Well...they question may be: Can Harald Kloser ...write words?
Fun looking movie by Toddstarwatcher	Dec 13th, 2007 09:01:08 PM
Fun looking movie for a boring winter's day.
Ahhhhhhhh I get it....... by BillyPilgrim	Dec 13th, 2007 09:04:45 PM
This is a reboot of the Scorpion King.
godzilla by io	Dec 13th, 2007 09:24:05 PM
if it is like his other movies he will say, hey screw anthing like an interesting story, and then throw a bunch of effects at it. What was that dino movie with Ringo in it?
Birds decended from Dinos by aceattorney	Dec 13th, 2007 09:27:14 PM
Hence, Ostriraptor.
Conan? by jjmcook	Dec 13th, 2007 09:30:24 PM
Is that you Conan?
Just watch SciFi's MAMMOTH by Roderick Usher	Dec 13th, 2007 09:42:54 PM
This shit looks just as lame...and at least MAMMOTH knew it was stupid.
This movie is playing it a little srious by Toddstarwatcher	Dec 13th, 2007 09:51:08 PM
It looks like cheesy b-movie fun, ala Stargate, but I agree that it does seem to be taking itself rather serious, like The Day After Tommorow did, the one Roland Em movie i really hated!
If only they were Christoph Lambert... by Noddy93	Dec 13th, 2007 10:07:05 PM
as both a Lambert and Burroughs fan, I surely wish they'd made a sequal to Greystoke. Best Tarzan Ever
Who gives a shit if they speak english? by Ye Not Guilty	Dec 13th, 2007 10:12:46 PM
What the fuck other language are they supposed to speak? Doesn't Tom Cruise speak perfect english in his new film, VALKYRIE? For that matter, I'm fairly sure Charlton Heston spoke english in BEN HUR. As long as no one says "my bad," who really gives a shit? Really, just unclench a little bit, geeks.
Roland Emmerich's Bible Stories by Larry of Arabia	Dec 13th, 2007 10:17:07 PM
Tell me that's not a take on Exedous. They are slaves building something similar to a pyramid for a ruler who claims to be a god and waiting for deliverer who arrives and shows them that the ruler isn't a god. The only difference: Mammoths.
Bible Stories by Uncle Bobo	Dec 13th, 2007 10:24:53 PM
In my above post, I said that big pyramid thing is probably the Tower of Babel from Genesis. Yes, I think Emmerich is doing some kind of take on Biblical history, kind of the way he uses Egyptian mythology in Stargate and the Roswell conspiracy in Independence Day.
BAD ASS!!!! by UprootedTexican	Dec 13th, 2007 10:28:33 PM
One thing you have to hand to the guy, his movies are alot of fun... even if they do kinda suck. This is gonna be cool.
F* The Movie but Camilla Belle can sit on my face by Redfive!	Dec 13th, 2007 10:34:53 PM
Roland Emerick is very much like michael bay,all spectacle and ZERO substance.Stargate was as good as he's ever gonna get and even that is mediocre sci-fi at its best.
g4's shitty site was nonstop buffering by palewook	Dec 13th, 2007 10:37:00 PM

OOGA BOOGA RAAHHHHRRRR by BringingSexyBack	Dec 13th, 2007 10:45:05 PM
Ooga wooga boo. Grrrrrr argh mooga wom? hehe! Err mmm ah boo (grrrgh rah jooga rowl Blu-Ray)... Yogaa bum tah nee. Rah mooga booga Olivia Munn ena boom boom!!! Oogaa neh bah boogaaaa oh yaaaa!!!
There is an by Series7	Dec 13th, 2007 10:46:56 PM
Article on here about Marc Caro Jean-Pierre Jeunet being a team and Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale. I am pretty sure the same rule (if not more so) applies to Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich.
I didn't know cavemen and Egyptions lived together. by jae683	Dec 13th, 2007 10:50:40 PM
Only in Meerich's world, I guess.
REDFIVE - ARGH BOOGA WANA MOO CAMILLA BELLE by BringingSexyBack	Dec 13th, 2007 10:53:20 PM
Nee mooga rargh womsa booga Camilla Belle, Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Shia LeBeouf ena puchee ahn ena boca wah booma teh!!! Nah wooga raarrrrhhrr ...
Also by Series7	Dec 13th, 2007 10:56:01 PM
isn't this like year old news? The trailer for this movie has been out since the AD times. Wheres the global globes bitch fest!!!!!!!!!!!
Bah, Emmerich, that is. by jae683	Dec 13th, 2007 10:57:33 PM
He's still a hack though.
Not Egyptian pyramid. Tower of Babel. by Uncle Bobo	Dec 13th, 2007 11:07:16 PM
I'm convinced that's what it is. And if so, that makes the movie a little more interesting I think...
Totally stole a scene from Alien3 there... by Jugs	Dec 13th, 2007 11:49:40 PM
...when the ST-tiger goes right up to his face and sniffs him is frame for frame exactly how Alien goes up to Ripley and sniffs her. Sounds like a porno lol.
I just cannot get over the fact that this film... by bb6634	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:38 PM
looks utterly retarded. The characters look like super-models having a bad hair day. The cgi creatures look like cgi creatures. And everyone speaks perfect English.
This will suck. by i kick tits	Dec 14th, 2007 12:27:09 AM
I'm so sick of this shit.
Looks like Stargate 2 by The Outlander	Dec 14th, 2007 12:33:32 AM
without the Stargates.
Looks like a good time. by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 14th, 2007 12:36:18 AM
The darkness overtaking the world at the beginning of these trailers is a pretty awesome introduction.
Perfect English by TrumpyEatsPotatoes	Dec 14th, 2007 12:39:15 AM
Why do you have to be all hatin'? Cavemen used Babel Fish. Asses.
Babel by Uncle Bobo	Dec 14th, 2007 12:57:01 AM
In the Tower of Babel story, everyone speaks the same language, but because humans build the tower and get to close to Heaven, the gods scatter mankind across the planet and make them speak different languages so as to divide them. So maybe that explains why they all speak English.
Looks like by Kizeesh	Dec 14th, 2007 01:41:17 AM
Apocalypto, but with english speakers and anachronistic animals.
What Crap! by magnius	Dec 14th, 2007 02:49:56 AM
Looks crap! Probably is crap.
I'm a historical pedant myself but jeez some of you are uptight. by Valin Kenobi	Dec 14th, 2007 03:44:05 AM
Anyhoo. It looks very derivative of Stargate, Scorpion King, Conan, Troy, 300, Kong, et al ... but those are some of my favorite films so I'm on board by default. If nothing else, the visuals are a solid 10. Should be really nice to see on the big screen.
For I am Lothar of the Anachronsitics...behold my hot chica! by KillaKane	Dec 14th, 2007 03:53:07 AM
Joking aside this Prehistoric Shitsletown Behemoth looks like it could be entertaining, slicker than whale snot and worth a cineplex visit. Damn you Roland, you can shoot that's for sure!
Lothar make mistake he belong to Anachronistics (Kane can't type by KillaKane	Dec 14th, 2007 03:54:47 AM

Them CHUD folk sure likes themselves by Brendon	Dec 14th, 2007 04:50:16 AM
But, hey, it is their scoop.
2008: Pulp Fiction by CuervoJones	Dec 14th, 2007 04:54:22 AM
A lot of pulp movies: This Edgar Rice Burroughsresque film, Indiana Jones, The Mummy 3. I´m glad, i love pulp.
its a shame, this could have been a great film by palewook	Dec 14th, 2007 05:13:49 AM
back in the concept stage, before hollywhore put all the window dressing on it. and made this into a 90 minute soulless piece of cgi crap.
They speak better English than people in my neighborhood. by Uncle Stan	Dec 14th, 2007 05:50:26 AM
I guess things haven't gotten better since the stone age.
Hey, I like Phorusrhacids as much as the next guy... by Dollar Bird	Dec 14th, 2007 06:41:46 AM
...but I still won't see this movie. It looks like something I would have loved 22 years ago, but now I know better.
Roland Emmerich's movies always have that "big dumb fun" by rbatty024	Dec 14th, 2007 07:45:44 AM
disclaimer, but even so I always feel dirty after watching them. Like I should have been reading Proust or something instead of wasting my time watching a B-movie with an overstuffed budget. Maybe it's the fact that he goes for some great, albeit obvious, concepts, but then completely drops the ball. Every one of his films are missed opportunities.
Cavemen didn't speak perfect English... by Kid Z	Dec 14th, 2007 08:05:11 AM
...They spoke perfect English, but without using contractions. Everybody knows that!
Someone at another site called Emmerich... by Kid Z	Dec 14th, 2007 08:10:16 AM
..."Uwe Boll with a budget." Actually he's more like Uwe Boll with a budget and some visual chops. He directs the stupidest f***in' movies imaginable, but they at least look nice.
MAn, Moses could've REALLY... by Kid Z	Dec 14th, 2007 08:14:53 AM
...kicked some Egyptian ass if he had a mammoth! Anyway, Moses was really the son of the heretical Aten-worshipping pharoah Aknaten, not some cavedude.
That trailer is MUCH better than the teaser by Live.	Dec 14th, 2007 08:46:14 AM
The first teaser was crap. Somebody finally got their act together for the trailer.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame! by alienindisguise	Dec 14th, 2007 09:10:26 AM
Why does the lead look like a fag off the cover of gq? Don't think cavemen had neatly trimmed d-bag beards. Way to blow it Emmerich!
didn't realize Norelco was around 12,000 years ago by spidercoz	Dec 14th, 2007 09:38:16 AM
hell, MY goatee doesn't look that good
CLan of the Cave Bear, or Caveman? by Dokkalvar	Dec 14th, 2007 09:39:09 AM
At least they were funny
Uwe Boll with a budget by palewook	Dec 14th, 2007 09:43:16 AM
lol. that probably covers it
"The movie noone cares about" by Damned if I can login	Dec 14th, 2007 10:11:34 AM
Y'mean Peter Noone cares about this film???? In that case I'm definitely in. Any film Herman's Hermits endorse has gotta be great.
Wrong terminology... "BC" by ZeroCorpse	Dec 14th, 2007 10:13:38 AM
No scientist today uses "BC" because it has developed religious attachments. The correct terminology is Before Common Era, or BCE. I was looking forward to this, but now it just looks like "300" or "Alexander" in a different time period. I was expecting a great, arty, non-wordy show about humans surviving in a hostile world. Instead what we're getting is a war movie that wants to be part "Return of the King" and part "Scorpion King" apparently. So to use an oft-used term: Meh.
looks like Stargate on steroids by BendersShinyAss	Dec 14th, 2007 10:20:39 AM
I wish this had of been that film after they enter the gate. like all rolan Emmerick films, they look good, but damn they are unwatchable on repeat viewings.
Perfect English: So what? by HeyJoe	Dec 14th, 2007 10:31:42 AM
No one had a problem with the dialogue of 300 not being Ancient Greek... I don't see the difference. It's not Apocalypto or The Passion... Movie looks like fun.
300 was just an example by HeyJoe	Dec 14th, 2007 10:42:24 AM
Basically take any movie set in ancient or mythical times (LoTR) and question the use of modern English (even with the required British accent).
hey node... by kisskissbangbang	Dec 14th, 2007 12:20:41 PM
Your idea of silence or a made-up language of grunts would work well for a different movie (& did for _Quest For Fire_)set a million years ago; but this is set 12,000 years ago, and we know the languages spoken then were as complex as the ones spoken now. Linguists agree all existent languges are of the same level of complexity & have been since we left Africa 70 to 50,000 years ago, if not long before that. (See Pinker's _The Language Instinct_.)If it's as complex as English, the film's language might as well be translated into English (unless you feel _Spartacus_ copped out by not using subtitles). This comment, though, should not be taken as any sort of support for Emmerich's talent or interest in seeing the film; there'll be lots of things to bitch about, just not well-spoken Neolithics. (Ironically, the one thing I like about _Stargate_ is the aliens not speaking English; makes them seem more alien, and the plotting less convenient.)And by the way, no one believes cavemen communicated solely by cave painting,even "fucking morons".
And furthermore... by kisskissbangbang	Dec 14th, 2007 12:37:03 PM
Tried to be all sweetness and light there till the end, but then I went back & read Node32744's comment again. Got a little ticked, seeing him call Ye Not Guilty a twelve year old & a fucking moron for not knowing something that isn't true, & making a perfectly valid point. Node, there's enough genuine Hollywood bullshit to rail against; don't attack someone who understands that,outside of silents, either translation, dubbing or subtitles are necessary international conventions, not "Hollywood bullshit".
Anytime I see a movie where they're speaking English by Reel American Hero	Dec 14th, 2007 01:09:08 PM
And they really shouldn't I just tell myself that the movie is 'translated from..' whatever language it's supposed to be like how they do it comic books when someone's speaking a foreign language. And I'm cool with that.
Can we have a moratorium on dudes that... by Raymar	Dec 14th, 2007 01:28:51 PM
"Challenged an Empire!" for just a bit?
i don't get it... by funkyknitwear	Dec 14th, 2007 01:53:05 PM
when i was 12, 16, 20... up to the 35 i am now i have alwats loved prehistoric set movies, and anything that includes extinct creatures is fine with me. cgi looks good to me... come on, does it really look that fake? so what if they all speak english. if i'm going to watch a big dumb action movie i don't wanna be reading subtitles all the way through, and i've never had a problem with subtittles, even as a kid when my big bro used to show me wierd foreign horror films. personally i think it looks fun, the guy is fit, the girl's gorgeous, and i can suspend disbelief for two hours if i'm gonna have some fun. go emmerich! lol
bollocks by funkyknitwear	Dec 14th, 2007 02:14:07 PM
brain dead stupidity? wh yis this film so brain dead. surely it's just there to have a bit of fun for a couple of hours. i don't mind laughing at the daft bits, and the dodgy acting. it's better than 99% of any low budget stuff put out by the sci fi channel. how people com[pare i do not know. at least big budget stuff like this is a little interesting!
I agree with Red Five by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 14th, 2007 02:22:40 PM
and that's all I have on this issue.
Before everything we know... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 14th, 2007 02:25:03 PM
...lies a legend...of a completely forgettable movie.
Camilla Belle better be buck in this thing by Kirbymanly	Dec 14th, 2007 03:37:26 PM
or it ain't be gettin' my bucks
xiphos by ironic_name	Dec 14th, 2007 05:34:18 PM
you wrote "sounds like the bible!" as in old testament, as in torah.. I know you are still in recovery.. simon wiesenthal, is watching you..
The last shot reminded me of ALIEN 3... by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 15th, 2007 06:13:47 AM
and we already had the same in THE RELIC and half a dozen other movies. IT'S NOT THRILLING ANY MORE. That said, let's take a look at the board: The chick looks cute, but the rest of the scenes didn't overwhelm me too much.
responses by kisskissbangbang	Dec 15th, 2007 10:20:57 AM
To Memories-of-Murder: I meant to indicate a hypothetical movie a million years old, but it came out as if I meant Quest For Fire; sorry, of course you're right. And reconstucted Nostratic for a film would be cool. Node: I agree, this movie is going to be dumbed-down horseshit, but as long as the characters speak their language as well as Bushmen (which is not more primitive than English), regular English still sounds fine to me.
Warren Peace has certainly bulked up by Drath	Dec 15th, 2007 05:20:54 PM
When did he grow man boobs? Sadly, I wish he was in Sky High 2 or a Sky High TV show rather than this. Not to judge it too harshly, this looks like a lot of nice visuals, but there's also kind of a generic 'meh' feeling to it too. Sounds like they're using a script that was written as a prequel to the Scorpion King. I like the suggestion this is the tale of the Tower of Babel. That or it's a build up to Noah and the ark. But Gibson already did something like that with Apocalypto (action hero fighting to survive in a pre-civilization that goes unrecorded by history). Can't they just fucking make CONAN or even HE-MAN already?
Why are South American birds in Africa? by AntwonFisher	Dec 28th, 2007 10:43:44 PM
First of all, they are not "ostriches" OR Diatryma[which are supposedly herbivorous]. if anything, they are phrorusrhacids which actually lived in SOUTH, not even north, AMERICA - they were NEVER in Africa. And unless they're in the pre-desert Sahara, none of those temples should exist...

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