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NOW UPDATED WITH HIGH RES IMAGES!! Go, SPEED RACER!! Go!!

looks pants.. but hey its the matix boys by bongo123	Dec 6th, 2007 08:54:11 AM
so will check it out
Third! by Call me Kenneth	Dec 6th, 2007 08:55:41 AM
w00t!
Mario Kart the movie! by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 6th, 2007 08:55:50 AM
Wow! Where's Wario? I think I remember this track as well. Mario Kart 64. What a game. It'll make a great movie.
My brain hurts by wazza	Dec 6th, 2007 08:56:32 AM
that could be the vodka though
hmmmm by Falcon5768	Dec 6th, 2007 08:57:36 AM
It lookssss ok... but I'm not sure about some of those pictures. Goodman looks excellent as Pops, but Ricci looks nothing like Trixie. Whoever they got as Speed looks good without the helmet on but looks nothing like Speed when he IS in the cockpit.
Saw it last night and... by dr_john_zoidberg	Dec 6th, 2007 09:00:50 AM
I saw a screening of The Golden Compass last night, and Speed came along for the ride. It looks like a BLAST, some of the scenery reminded me of some of the later F-Zero race tracks...
You can see all pictures here by flubber2008	Dec 6th, 2007 09:01:14 AM
Here is another site. http://spoilertv-movies.blogsp ot.com/2007/12/first-speed-rac er-pics.html
Spy Kids 3-D.. by Redfive!	Dec 6th, 2007 09:01:20 AM
I hope this aint.This does look Cool in a Green Jello type Video way too.Man this movies gonna be the ultimate acid trip.
Scott Porter talks Speed Racer by luke1138	Dec 6th, 2007 09:02:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =eRKbErdEhC4
Cosplay by hank henshaw	Dec 6th, 2007 09:04:00 AM
Big budget cosplay.
I used to see the world like that... by evilmasterfoo	Dec 6th, 2007 09:05:54 AM
And then again I did 15 hits of acid!!!!!
It's a shame they didn't make BATTLE OF THE PLANETS instead... by SpyGuy	Dec 6th, 2007 09:08:26 AM
Or STAR BLAZERS. Damn, that would rock!
Ultraviolet was fucking garbage by Grando	Dec 6th, 2007 09:09:37 AM
of the highest (lowest?) order.
Fun Pictures by Samus Aran	Dec 6th, 2007 09:11:15 AM
I was not the slightest bit interested in this movie until I saw these pictures. I don't like Speed Racer, nor did I understand why they were making this movie. Now I think this is possibly a truly unique experience. Those wacky transvestites seem to have done a great job. It may turn my stomache a bit to have to watch Susan Surandon in a movie. This may be the first time almost ever that I have seen her in a movie, and I don't look forward to watching that shrew.
Retraction by Samus Aran	Dec 6th, 2007 09:13:34 AM
Oh that's not true. I did see that turkey gobbler bitch in Thelma and Louise. I guess everyone is entitled to at least one good movie.
I was worried about getting a seizure. by Diagnostic	Dec 6th, 2007 09:15:00 AM
Very bright and lots of motion.
I saw it and I think it should be called ADD:The Movie.... by GobBluth06	Dec 6th, 2007 09:15:49 AM
I never watched Speed Racer the cartoon, but I know that its anime based. Last night, I saw it on a screening of The Golden Compass. It does remind me sort of the style of Ultraviolet but thats it. To be honest, it looks like it should be called ADD: The Movie. There is so much going on in the trailer that those of us that don't really know about Speed Racer cannot possibly figure out what fits with what in the trailer. The trailer is a feast for the eyes and it is something that even though it might look too crazy for some, it still looks cool. I thought how they fit some of the anime stylings into the trailer was very clever. I will see this just on how different it looks. I'm anxious to see it again later today.
Battle of the Planets by Falcon5768	Dec 6th, 2007 09:19:27 AM
is being made, though I forgot who got the option for it (and its following the Gatchaman storyline, rather than BotP). Starblazers/Space Battleship Yamato is optioned by Disney.
Why is there a 6 on the car? by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 09:20:06 AM
I thought Speed was 5. The other images reflect that. It's still too early to say though whether this movie will come across like chocolate-coated p*ssyjuice.
Mach 6 by citizen13	Dec 6th, 2007 09:21:21 AM
I was gonna say the same thing, is that an unintentional spoiler?
Incredibly Spy Kids 3D by Rubiks Doob	Dec 6th, 2007 09:30:28 AM
Waaay too much color and that Star Wars prequel faux green screen look. My expectations just took a huge nose dive.
finally someone gets it by sokitome	Dec 6th, 2007 09:33:01 AM
I am getting sick of movies based on comics and cartoons trying to make their worlds more realistic. Finally we get filmmakers who understand these are fantasy worlds. This film looks great! The wachowski's looks like they respected the source material and kept everything that made the show great in the first place. I cannot wait till May!
According to WIkipedia by Jor-El23	Dec 6th, 2007 09:35:48 AM
Rex Racer and Racer X are played by two different people, Scott Porter and Matthew Fox, respectively. it's been a while since i've seen Speed Racer so i'm confused.
Retarded by Nice Marmot	Dec 6th, 2007 09:39:01 AM
Flat out retarded.
flinstones, thunderbirds, or dick tracy?.. take your pick by Chutch	Dec 6th, 2007 09:42:56 AM
just like these movies, speed racer too will suck ass...nice waste of money. unless the car transforms into mazingerZ, i say fuck it.
Actors in this flick on E!, Access or whatever. by Knobules	Dec 6th, 2007 09:45:15 AM
Insert anybody in the movie reading from cue cards "Its the script that made me want to do this project. The character driven details are incredible. Like the trunk monkey has a fascinating story behind it". Bla
Hey now.... by herr_howard	Dec 6th, 2007 09:45:28 AM
RODO's TinyURL link is not to a Speed Racer Trailer...I think it should be edited out of this forum...it actually goes to some porn site.
The only thing that scares me is... by Kid Z	Dec 6th, 2007 09:48:57 AM
...John Goodman's overly-pendulous manboobs! Rest of the pics look cool.
They ARE 2 different cars... by oneragga	Dec 6th, 2007 09:49:13 AM
Interesting. But Holy shitballs, this looks like The Fifth Element fucked The Cell and gave birth to this wild ass shit. I'm in. (Now where's that old cell phone...had my college mushrooms dealer on speed dial....)
Wachowski's are now officially ONE-HIT WONDERS by ShiftyEyedDog2	Dec 6th, 2007 09:49:51 AM
Matrix (#1 only). That's it. Bound was okay. Vendetta they didn't direct. this? looks like ASS. I was afraid what it would look like, and if those images are any indication, they have a huge flop on their hands. Their best film is still ASSASSINS, even though they only wrote that one.
Rodo you fucking prick by Mr Cairo	Dec 6th, 2007 09:50:41 AM
my son clicked that link your a fucking idiot
And Gatchaman is being done . . . by Nice Marmot	Dec 6th, 2007 09:51:57 AM
. . . by whoever did the new TMNT flick. Animated. Can't wait. And while I'm here, I'll repeat, this Speed Racer looks insanely retarded.
trunk monkey? by icen9ne	Dec 6th, 2007 09:54:05 AM
there's a joke in there somewhere. And, apparently, power rangers X captain planet - green hockey hair + S & M Fetish = SPEED RACER the Movie
Use of metaphor "chocolate coated pussy juice" by LORDRANDO	Dec 6th, 2007 09:54:59 AM
Is stupid. It is not cool. It is not symbolic of the 'Best' something could be, it does not make sense. How can you coat one fluid with another? Use better metaphors.
Another Wach film thats 99.9% CGI and over-dramatic. by Mike_D	Dec 6th, 2007 09:55:51 AM
I think they should have stopped at the first Matrix film.
Besides by LORDRANDO	Dec 6th, 2007 09:56:36 AM
Most of this TB has no idea what pussy juice tastes like, so try something like...chocolate coated slim jims, or big fat cheeseburgers dripping with sauce...ya know?
Jesus, Could Matthew Fox look any COOLER? by SkidMarkedUndies	Dec 6th, 2007 09:56:38 AM
My god, have we found our new DAREDEVIL? It looks like it.
Wachowski Freak show by LORDRANDO	Dec 6th, 2007 09:58:45 AM
Remember when it was a big deal to know what they look like? Now I wish i didnt. Two shitty matrix movies and some cross dressing later, and i have no interest in these guys films. At least they were smart enough not to direct V fo Vendetta, as that film rocks.
This looks like one strange candy-coated drug trip of a movie. by a goonie	Dec 6th, 2007 10:01:30 AM
And I still haven't even seen the trailer. Those images alone are just... fucked. I really had no idea the Wachowskis were going to go this far into hyper-cartoon territory. The racing images at the link above are so brightly coloured and over-the-top that it conjures thoughts of a Willy Wonka lollipop more so than an actual movie. I'm very intrigued at this point, but I'm kind of afraid this one is going to make my teeth hurt.
lol by AllieJamison	Dec 6th, 2007 10:03:20 AM
it looks funny. plus the rather positive reactions to the script and the fact that i find myself appreciating the "jack" -matthew fox (when he's crying and full of blood) ...so...i'm there.
They're insane. Lock them up. by The Chosen	Dec 6th, 2007 10:04:22 AM
Somewhere with movie equipment and no limit budges.
Christina Ricci... by SimpleSandwiches	Dec 6th, 2007 10:05:11 AM
...the years are showing :(
See more pix in USA Today by skimn	Dec 6th, 2007 10:06:52 AM
Emile Hirsch strangely looks like a young Dennis Quaid in his helmet, and John Goodman looks the part as Pops. How that guy has maintained his weight all these years without serious medical problems is a miracle.
Yikes. This looks like irritating brain rot. by jimmy_009	Dec 6th, 2007 10:08:27 AM
I thought this was going to be an actual movie, oh well.
I love it! I love it! I love it! by Live.	Dec 6th, 2007 10:18:04 AM
Crazy fun. That's all I want from this. No philosophy, no angst, just riotous fun.
In my universe by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 10:18:07 AM
Racer X was a speed metal band featuring guitar virtuoso Paul Gilbert. Whenever Speed Racer came on TV as a kid, I had to change it...the animation and voices were just too annoying. As soon as I heard that opening music, "Dladadadladada..." it was gone.
mmmmhhhh by AllieJamison	Dec 6th, 2007 10:18:49 AM
After searching my feelings, though, I've come to the conclusion that it is only the technique that interests me. And Fox. The rest....not so much.
Wowzers by mukhtabi	Dec 6th, 2007 10:20:29 AM
I need to see that in action! That was awesome set of pic! Must yield to temptation and soil myself with one episode of ET!!
The Wachowskis... by Ghostball	Dec 6th, 2007 10:20:50 AM
ok, so maybe they don't have any more original ideas of their own, but they could have any sci fi novel at their disposal - ANY, and they choose... Willy Wonka and Spy Kids Factory. What the..?? Still, the trailer sounds trippy enough for the movie to get my money- who doesn't like the occasional tall, refreshing glass of chocolate covered pussy juice?
Now your talkin', Rodo! by LORDRANDO	Dec 6th, 2007 10:21:25 AM
Have some fun with it, get creative, just cause all harrys reviews have weird food analogies doesnt mean the TB has to as well...
Can't Wait to See It In Motion by grievenom	Dec 6th, 2007 10:23:08 AM
This could be a lot of fun. We'll see.
Spy Kids 4! by Saluki	Dec 6th, 2007 10:27:26 AM
This is gonna be the best Spy Kids yet! Joking aside, it really does look like a tripped out Wonka & Spy Kids. The cars look terrible, and the actors look freaking awesome. I'm both disappointed and hyped right now. Which is pretty sad and awesome! As with all things W. Bros., it all look great in motion, which is what should sell this insane madness. I'm in. I always knew I would be.
Spot on MrMonkey - it's Mario Kart the movie by SpencerTrilby	Dec 6th, 2007 10:29:57 AM
what's not to like?
This Looks Amazing by PotSmokinAlien	Dec 6th, 2007 10:30:09 AM
this looks like BRING IT ON in racing cars on acid, which to me sounds like pretty much the coolest thing in the world. you can bet your ass i will be stoned as a motherfucker one afternoon in may next year. (actually a lot of them probably, but i'm going to see this when i'm stoned, is my point)
by Staldo	Dec 6th, 2007 10:30:54 AM
Ricci's hair needs to be bigger, like the toon, otherwise she won't look silly enough, just a like a ho. Why is Hirsh making an Asperger's face in both shots with the helmet on? In the no-helmet shot, his hair is fucking absurd and it's perfect. Racer X is similarly perfect, just as you'd picture the cartoon in real life. One question about Spritle: Does having that little tubbins in the trunk slow the car down?
"it actually goes to some porn site." by smackfu	Dec 6th, 2007 10:33:48 AM
That's not a porn site, it's 2girls1cup.com. It's a shock site, like goatse.cx, lemonparty.org, etc. The whole point of it is to give the url to a friend and watch the expression on their face when they watch it.
I love anime. by Anna Valerious	Dec 6th, 2007 10:34:32 AM
Expect a Trixie cosplay from me soon...either movie based, or my original Race Queen design.
Racing scenes look like a video game by jimmy_009	Dec 6th, 2007 10:37:38 AM
So, yeah, I -have- seen this before and it's nothing new. Hope the movie is better than the lame pics.
This... by 11dayempire	Dec 6th, 2007 10:39:27 AM
...looks right merkin.
darth maul is snake eyes by palewook	Dec 6th, 2007 10:45:42 AM
http://tinyurl.com/23q48a
I hate the Matrix, I love this by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 10:49:11 AM
So there.
looks bad. makes harry's mini-review look amateur by ArcadianDS	Dec 6th, 2007 10:51:44 AM
This in no way made me eager to see the film. It looks like a music video from the 80s. Also, Goodman had to wear a 'fake chest' for this movie - the man has lost a LOT of weight - you can see it in his face. His big round cheeks are deflated and his legs and arms are small.
I don't care about this movie... by WickedMonster	Dec 6th, 2007 11:17:46 AM
But I will see it in the theaters. I have the same expectations for this as I had for "Beowulf". Pure thrill ride. I went to "Beowulf" purely for the 3D. Didn't care for the story. For this movie though, I just want to feel the SPEED, man. Earth shattering, headache inducing, screen blurring, Speed.
Anybody else get visions of Super Mario Bros by skimn	Dec 6th, 2007 11:20:52 AM
with Bob "Fuck this I was in Roger Rabbit" Hoskins, after viewing these pics?
Emile Hersch looks like El Vez in that one pic. by modlight	Dec 6th, 2007 11:23:07 AM
methinks ze gays will love this one.
Loving those photos by DeCypher44	Dec 6th, 2007 11:26:42 AM
I'm loving those stills from the link.
I think it's going to be annoying. Bad vibe. by wowsucks	Dec 6th, 2007 11:27:48 AM
Idea seems interesting. I have a feeling with the concept, it's going to bomb unless you are tripping on LSD or something else really good.
Dick Tracy flashbacks by InspectorDoppler	Dec 6th, 2007 11:29:56 AM
Anyone? God I'm old
Looks by Goose_Dies	Dec 6th, 2007 11:41:34 AM
shit, not the shit, just shit
Was that The Gimp from "Pulp by Johnny Storm	Dec 6th, 2007 11:43:00 AM

I've never been that big a fan of Speed Racer by Reel American Hero	Dec 6th, 2007 11:43:03 AM
Always thought the show was kind of boring to me for whatever reason, but just on the style of the movie alone it looks pretty cool. Not that style makes a good movie, it could just be the best looking piece of shit in the toilet bowl, won't know till next summer though, since I don't judge a movies merit until I actually see it.
Was that The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction?" by Johnny Storm	Dec 6th, 2007 11:43:43 AM
Sorry, I sneezed and hit the button...
Speed Racer by Lord Nerd	Dec 6th, 2007 11:45:34 AM
I honestly don't know one person who ever watched Speed Racer (me included), but I do appreciate any movie that takes the time to be original and creative. I'll be there.
i watched speed racer. by frankenfickle	Dec 6th, 2007 11:48:10 AM
just rewatched all the episodes with my kids, too. speed's the man, but racer x is the ultraman.
InspectorDoppler, you beat me to it. by Blue_Demon	Dec 6th, 2007 11:48:23 AM
All I could see when I saw the pictures was Warren Beatty's p.o.s. movie. I'm passing on this one and I'm a fan of the cartoon.
And if... by Lord Nerd	Dec 6th, 2007 11:48:56 AM
...Chim Chim starts whirling poo all over the cars and everyone then I'll be in line to buy the DVD. fuck yea
Offtopic: 6 Grammy nominations for Amy Winehouse is.... by Pennsy	Dec 6th, 2007 11:50:05 AM
Seven too many for the UK's Britney. Will she even be alive when the ceremony rolls around, considering her nestea plunge into madness?
Not to defend Chocoloate Coated Pussy Juice by queerfilmjunkie	Dec 6th, 2007 11:54:21 AM
But chocolate is not liquid at room temperature. If it was molten chocolate coated pussy juice, I would agree, but it's not. It' still an absolutely terrible metaphor. I thought the best part of the pussy was the pussy, not the juice. Why not just say chocolate coated pussy?
Why not... by Lord Nerd	Dec 6th, 2007 11:57:44 AM
...candy coated chocolate covered Chim Chim poo whirling about? That way you'd hear a little crack when it landed upside the back of someones neck.
Well Now... by Cobbio	Dec 6th, 2007 12:01:49 PM
I like the look The Wachowskis cooked up for this film. Kids (especially boys) all over the world are going to love it too, for its crazy speed and ADD-ish visuals. Oh, and that monkey helps too. Can't wait.
Wow! This new Spykids movie looks great! by jiggertool	Dec 6th, 2007 12:09:27 PM
oh..it's not?
Blow Speed Racer! Blow Speed Racer! Blow Speed Racer, Bl-ooow! by Zardoz	Dec 6th, 2007 12:10:27 PM
Anyone remember the episode where everyone thinks Speed is dead and Trixie has a nightmare about Speed? She approaches him from behind and when he turns around he has the face of a demon? It literally scared the shit out of me as a kid! Traumatized me for life! Maybe that'll be in the movie...
Spridle by jiggertool	Dec 6th, 2007 12:10:44 PM
looks like a 35 year old midget.
If you want to know about the whole sex change thing... by ldm882	Dec 6th, 2007 12:14:42 PM
http://tinyurl.com/chhmr
Looks fucking awful by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 6th, 2007 12:27:57 PM
and I don't think I could pay money to people who 'made' The Matrix Reloaded, one of the worst movies i've had the displeasure to sit through.
As for Larry... by tme2nsb	Dec 6th, 2007 12:29:26 PM
The whole Lana Wachowski rumor is made up crap. I met HIM last year in the flesh, still a man. It kind of goes back on the old old old old old rumors that he went to an awards show dressed up as a gimp...another rumor. Please don't diss the BROTHERS Wachowski, as they're both men, both straight, and both have smokin' hot girlfriends.
He does look like Dulldevil by AlwaysThere	Dec 6th, 2007 12:34:18 PM
However, Matthew Fox isn't dull like Ben Affleck.
Speed Racer is a kids' movie retards! by Johnno	Dec 6th, 2007 12:36:32 PM
So your Spy Kids references don't buy you anything... why not go back to bitching about how much you hate the Matrix sequels because you were too stupid to understand a words like 'ergo'... I'm excited for Speed, apparently Joel Silver said that the Wachowskis couldn't even do half the stuff they wanted to in the Matrix Reloaded car chase due to budget constraints, I wonder if any of that carried over into here... Can't wait to check out this trailer, that and Grand Theft Auto IV at 6. It's a rather good day today!
Matthew Fox looks 900 years old in that getup by ArcadianDS	Dec 6th, 2007 12:50:49 PM
Could his face be any more 'melting candle' in that gimp gear? And why the unshaven look? This role could have been played by a homeless guy. as for linking 2g1c, thats only cool when you can actually SEE people's reactions. Doing it here is just middle school caliber hijinx.
At the least this will be better than that rumored '90s movie by Reel American Hero	Dec 6th, 2007 01:02:02 PM
I want to say they were considering Keanu Reeves for Speed at one point. Then again I could be remembering this wrong.
Spy Kids 3D by lb	Dec 6th, 2007 01:02:28 PM
It really does look like Spy Kids 3D.....I have to see the images in motion before I start attacking it but I am not impressed so far.
All i want t see is the monkey by Pipple	Dec 6th, 2007 01:02:40 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MONKEY IN THE CAR by Pipple	Dec 6th, 2007 01:04:46 PM
DAMNIT THIS MOVIE WILL RULE. IT'S GOT A MONKEY IN THE CAR TRUNK PEOPLE. A FUCKING MONKEY!
Charlie Sheen by jiggertool	Dec 6th, 2007 01:15:05 PM
was considered in the role at one point too.
I guess I was right... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:21:29 PM
...there are two cars, or there is something behind the Mach-5 being designated a "6." Wow. It's nice to feel useful. Now I can sleep easily tonight, because I certainly don't do much in my office. And hey, the more seizures this film / glorified video game induces in children, the better, because like, that's funny. And I don't want to hear any grief from anyone who says "You're a real DICK Abomb, because my son / mom / someone has (name condition) and they have seizures ALL the TIME!!" Because I know what it's like, someone in my family has problems too. But let's face it...it's funny. Not in a ha-ha, you've got epilepsy / parkinsons / schizo-whatever, but in a, wow, that's something you don't see everyday sort of way.
The Monkey is too Brown by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:23:28 PM
Not brown as in, the brown cocoa copper skin of a naked nubian virgin princess, drawn taut in the sun as she reclines nude supine akimbo over a rock near a lagoon, sweat beading on her. And not nearly as brown as the darker, sweet ebony essence of a chocolate coated mons venus.
You know this will blow. Right? by SG7	Dec 6th, 2007 01:23:34 PM
And it looks retarded.
Video preview!!!! by Pipple	Dec 6th, 2007 01:23:40 PM
Found on IMDB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Iq5nnmZXRL4 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Can't believe the hate. Looks pretty sweet - cool, new, style.e by Steve Trevor	Dec 6th, 2007 01:33:40 PM
Guarantee the haters will shut up once this comes out. Come on you haters. It looks cool.
If that's the Mach 5 by Right Bastard	Dec 6th, 2007 01:43:17 PM
why does the car say "6" on the side?
If this site is Gay, you must be a fag. by Teh Suk	Dec 6th, 2007 01:49:21 PM
Cuz you're here, sucking it up.
Never watched it huh? by Frankenbastard	Dec 6th, 2007 01:55:13 PM
The reason some of you never watched Speed Racer was because you were zygotes when it aired! You don’t remember The Thunderbirds, Kimba, Space Ghost, or Johnny Quest. All dealt with sophisticated storylines and situations. And hey, if I grew up with crappy cartoons like The Smurfs, He-man, the Thundercats, (and yea the Thundercats were really good…sure they were) Voltron, or Gi Joe (Cobra la la la la la la la!) I too would instantly hate anything that came before me as well, convinced that animated anything was dreadful. Having said that I wish they would have taken Speed in a different direction. I hope that the pics with Speed driving are just from the end credits which of course they’ll screw up and date with some JAMFed up hip hop redux theme. I really want to show my kids that Speed can be cool live action as well as animated, don’t let me down guys.
Holy FUCK. This looks BOSS. by That 70s Venom	Dec 6th, 2007 02:11:45 PM
God damn... this is gonna fuckin rock. GO SPEED RACER. GO SPEED RACER. GO SPEED RACER, GO!!!!
Frankenbastard by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 02:14:27 PM
They had repeats. Same way I watched repeats of Johnny Quest, I did NOT watch Speed Racer. And now I just want to sing, "Up from the depths, thirty stories high, brea-thing fire, his HEAD in the SKY! GODZILLA! GODZILLA!!"
I'm seeing this movie in the theater with my kids by SkeletonParty	Dec 6th, 2007 02:20:35 PM
a half-dozen times. Then I'm buying the DVD, then I'm buying the special edition DVD. Then I'm buying all the mach 5 toys. 'nuf said. I'm excited.
THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. by TheDohDoh	Dec 6th, 2007 02:35:17 PM
This is ahead of Dark Knight for me.
You're all just haters. by Freddie Mercury	Dec 6th, 2007 02:35:39 PM
And you're the same losers who masturbate over every Dark Knight image that pops up. S o sad. It looks exactly like the cartoon. It looks phenomenal.
CAR-FU! by zooch	Dec 6th, 2007 02:39:36 PM
Foxy looks bad ass!
give them credit for trying something different by Rupee88	Dec 6th, 2007 02:39:50 PM
The Matrix sequels sucked, but you can't say they were lazy or totally derivative. Speed Racer looks like a bold statement...even if it doesn't work, at least someone gives a shit and is trying to do something artistic rather than just another contrived popcorn flick/comedy for the masses.
Really really really looks bad by gaiking001	Dec 6th, 2007 02:41:51 PM
I wonder if the Yellow Submarine will be in it.
Sonic the Hedgehog Racer? by Curious_Jorge	Dec 6th, 2007 02:45:52 PM
As long as it has the Car Acrobatic Team, I'm in.
Speed Racer is going to suck by zodiac1012	Dec 6th, 2007 02:46:54 PM
Fuck this movie.
Ricci by jiggertool	Dec 6th, 2007 02:48:06 PM
Looks like Edna Mode.
I thought this was starring Emile Hirsch by TruPhan	Dec 6th, 2007 02:49:53 PM
not Jack Black http://bp0.blogger.com /_RrObyQ3XzcY/R1ex0plNXeI/AAAA AAAAOTY/_rADvmi17PQ/s1600-h/08 .jpg
San Francisco Rush 2049 by zooch	Dec 6th, 2007 02:55:55 PM
I wonder if Speed will have to go thru check points.
It looks like a video game by mastes360	Dec 6th, 2007 02:57:15 PM
A game that i would expect from the XBOX720/PS3, not a movie. It looks god awful imo.
I still have ZERO interest in this movie. And that nudie looks b by Pixelsmack	Dec 6th, 2007 03:09:09 PM
Sing the song everyone! "It's Shit! It's Shit! Yeah-oh-yeah it's SHIT!"
Well, the monkey looks nice by TimBenzedrine	Dec 6th, 2007 03:13:52 PM
I have my doubts about the rest of it.
i want to watch this movie on heavy drugs by messi	Dec 6th, 2007 03:18:31 PM
whilst listening to down tuend heavy ass drone doom metal like Boris. I shall paint what I see and it will change the world.
Wow, looks like eyeball rape. by Pagz	Dec 6th, 2007 03:21:25 PM
This looks bad. Really bad. Really Really bad. Holy shit. Is anyone truly excited for this? I just want to know the rational behind it, that's all, for my own curiosity.
Mach 6 debate... by Demode	Dec 6th, 2007 03:23:34 PM
I think its safe to say the Mach 5 gets destroyed in the film. Mach 6 will be the second car he drives. C'mon guys... not hard to figure out.
Emile Hirch And Christina Ricci Interview On Speed Racer by Xyn1407	Dec 6th, 2007 03:28:23 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2vgmug http://tinyurl.com/2m3maq Thes are some pretty cool interview. Christina Ricci is HOT!!!!
Fuck Yes!!!! Chim Chim !!!!!!! by picardsucks	Dec 6th, 2007 03:34:44 PM
Don't care about anything else but Chim Chim owns all!!!! Wish the monkeys in Congress and Hollywood were as smart and cuddly as Chim Chim!!! Don't fuck with Chim Chim Motherfuckers!!!
WHEN DID TALKBACKS BECOME A D.A.R.E. CONVENTION? by TheDohDoh	Dec 6th, 2007 03:43:41 PM
you people must HATE drugs, eh?
Either way this'll make a lot of men cry like lil bitches by JeffManSixtyFo	Dec 6th, 2007 04:07:56 PM
I just want two things: #1 At the end of this movie I want RacerX coldcocking Speed after he's confronted him with the truth about him really being his long lost brother Rex who left home long ago. 2.The theme song.Cleaned up and NOT "re-imagined" by some has been pop star,or rap artist or punk/emo band.The same old cheesy twist music will suffice fine thank you.
I SUPPORT CHIM CHIM ON THIS ONE! by chrth	Dec 6th, 2007 04:14:09 PM
Ha Ha! This doesn't affect us at all! Ha Ha!
why? by metaluna	Dec 6th, 2007 04:27:43 PM
Is anyone older than three years old actually going to want to see this? This is going to flop like a fat guy bounching off the top diving board. Look out beloooooowwww spladooosh! That's gotta hurt.
Abominable Snowcone... by Frankenbastard	Dec 6th, 2007 04:29:26 PM
Thanks dude now that song is stuck in my head, "and Godzooky".
I can't wait not to see this! by Iowa Snot Client	Dec 6th, 2007 04:32:26 PM
I wish I could unsee the trailer.
i dont know who that kid in the trunk is... by seekshelter	Dec 6th, 2007 04:37:56 PM
.. but this movie is going to be the high point of his career...
Looks great by Omar B	Dec 6th, 2007 04:47:33 PM
This green screen thing is really interesting to me. Sky Captain, 300, Casshern are just the tip of the iceberg, this type of film making seems tailor made for comics and fantasy. Oh, I wonder if they are gonna have any songs from the band Racer X in there, or at least have Paul Gilbert show up.
i think im gonna have to watch ULTRAVIOLET now.. by seekshelter	Dec 6th, 2007 04:49:14 PM
....
I cannot wait to see this by JoeSixPack	Dec 6th, 2007 05:12:52 PM
Really looking forward to the craziness they have been talking about
I'll be really disappointed..... by Wed Vid Guy	Dec 6th, 2007 06:07:46 PM
If this is anything less than Choco Coated Pussy Juice.
Dudes! by Bagheera	Dec 6th, 2007 06:20:53 PM
This looks badass. I love movies that take pride in and embrace their own cheesiness. This looks like it's going to be a glam-tastic trippy fucked up nightmare. I'm in.
My eyes have been sodomized! by greenstyle92	Dec 6th, 2007 06:31:20 PM
But in the best possible way!
If you feel raped or sodomized... by Freddie Mercury	Dec 6th, 2007 06:39:22 PM
by these images, in a bad way, then you were probably asking for it, anyway.
Fuck you Mary Hart by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 06:44:43 PM
Like Kramer, your voice makes me seize up. Where's a link to the full trailer?
Ok, that looks FUCKING HORRIBLE! by JimCurry	Dec 6th, 2007 06:45:02 PM
Just saw the trailer on ET. Looks like something I'd smack my kid for annoying me with.
is that a monkey in your trunk or R U just glad to see me? by Zardoz	Dec 6th, 2007 06:52:40 PM
Looks like a midget, not a kid, btw. Between set-ups I can totally see him smoking a cigarette, using the electric shaver on his 5 o'clock shadow, drinking straight bourbon and smacking the make-up girl on the ass...
Just Saw the Trailer... by Prof_Ender	Dec 6th, 2007 06:56:19 PM
It looks like a gigantic cartoon. Mission accomplished.
I'm reminded of crap called COOL WORLD and DICK TRACY by Violator90	Dec 6th, 2007 07:03:15 PM
WOW! Those pix are super bright. Its really hard to judge this movie properly because the color scheme; its just too distracting. The images do remind me of past flops with the very same theme to them: DICK TRACY and COOL WORLD. Just too much color that takes away from the movie. I loved SPEED RACER as a kid, but the cars were really what I liked. Its really hard not to feel like this movie is gonna suck major ass just from the pix but, how many times have those feelings lied to us? But then again TRANSFORMERS had fucked up pix and its referred as a "blockbuster". Danm, is all that was good being anal raped by Hollywood?
"Just too much color that takes away from the movie." by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 07:04:23 PM
WTF does that even mean?
Oh man can you imagine this in HD!!! by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:07:15 PM
My 13" piece of crap Toshiba dvd combo tv just turned into and HDTV for 2min... and stop with all the drug comments. Cant a movie be colorful and fun without being psychadelic? Kids are gonna love this...and I mean the cool kids.
"Have you ever seen Speed Racer?" by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:08:24 PM

looks like abit of crap by seabiscuits	Dec 6th, 2007 07:08:30 PM
i seen some pics and a deuchey racer x video, looks like this movie already needs a remake.
"But have you seen Speed Racer... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:09:09 PM
on HD?"
Your apartment needs a remake seabiscuits... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:10:10 PM
Why dont you change your name to Mr. Negative.
Yeah, that makes no sense... by Frijole	Dec 6th, 2007 07:11:04 PM
And although comparisons to Dick Tracy and Cool World may be valid on an aesthetic level, those two movies couldn't be more different than one another. Dick Tracy may have been a box office disappointment but it was probably the comic film truest to its source material in story, character, look and tone. Even if you don't personally LIKE the end product (which says to me that you didn't like the concept or source), it's difficult to argue that it didn't completely achieve what it sought to (without CGI, I might add). Cool World on the other hand... not so much.
sheeeet...Id buy Dick Tracy on HD... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:12:32 PM
I bought Streets of Fire so why not?
Full Focus Camera by Shoun	Dec 6th, 2007 07:14:07 PM
I'm not a huge fan of the series but I'm interested to see the effects of the new camera they're using in the film. I like the idea of being able to film a scene and have it look flat like an animated show. I think that combined with bitchin CG should make for an interesting movie going experience.
Wow!!! They've invented a brand new look! by The_Boo	Dec 6th, 2007 07:15:10 PM
Let's call it Jonathan Frakes-o-Vision. Seriously, this movie looks like total crap and it looks exactly like Thunderbirds, except with a bigger budget. I saw nothing new or interesting in that trailer and will probably only watch it because I don't have to pay. Harry, you're about 0 for 5 with me lately, I know everyone has their personal taste but I don't think I can trust your judgement any longer.
Apparently they've cast John C. Reilly as Spritle by Jollymorphic	Dec 6th, 2007 07:16:41 PM
Is he getting work these days, or what?
I'M A KID HOME FROM SCHOOL AGAIN by marathonjedi	Dec 6th, 2007 07:17:40 PM
Are you guys kidding me?That was fucking awesome.It was just a tease.Is everyone here so uptight you can't remember what it was like being a kid,and playing with your mach 5 hot wheel car.
Here it is by thecoldisnofun	Dec 6th, 2007 07:18:27 PM
http://www.worstpreviews.com/t railer.php?id=401&item=0
A FULL version WITHOUT Mary Hart by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 07:21:35 PM
Anyone?
I'm going to love this when it gets posted on the internet... by johnmikeoos	Dec 6th, 2007 07:22:05 PM
But since Mary Hart couldn't shut her mouth during the trailer and let it fucking play, I'm just in a pissed off mood right now.
here is the E.T. trailer by marathonjedi	Dec 6th, 2007 07:22:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hFyiL1jI5gs
Oh no it looks like an anime toon by Pipple	Dec 6th, 2007 07:25:09 PM
wait aminute isn't that what it's based on?
The_boo... by Zakari Paolon	Dec 6th, 2007 07:26:16 PM
The Boo is a fitting name for you.
no, that's not it marathonjedi... by Zardoz	Dec 6th, 2007 07:26:22 PM
what, don't know how to make a correct link or are you just spamming for some crappy youtube video you made all by yourself?
F-Zero by BetaSword	Dec 6th, 2007 07:26:23 PM
@dr_john_zoidberg yes, i also got the Feeling, that pic here reminds me strongly on F-Zero GX(Gamecube). So it seems to become some kinda F-Zero-Racing without Hyper-Modern Hovercrafts.
colors by godhelpus	Dec 6th, 2007 07:27:26 PM
Looks lame. The colors are lame too saturated, thye should be more washed out. It isn't trippy at all in my opinion, just garish. The compositing on the fx shots looks terrible. This looks like the Thunderbirds movie they tried to make. I predict total failure.
colors by godhelpus	Dec 6th, 2007 07:27:26 PM
Looks lame. The colors are lame too saturated, thye should be more washed out. It isn't trippy at all in my opinion, just garish. The compositing on the fx shots looks terrible. This looks like the Thunderbirds movie they tried to make. I predict total failure.
by marathonjedi	Dec 6th, 2007 07:29:07 PM
Posted that before you asked for it dude.I'm looking for the real deal also.Why is there so many people on here that are real fuckheads?
joel silver by godhelpus	Dec 6th, 2007 07:30:15 PM
Why does Joel Silver always tout the Wachowskis as "revolutionizing" everything? They haven't revolutionized jackshit. I think the concept of a good movie with a good story would be revolutionary at this point.
Here' the ET-laden Trailer by Massage...Bored	Dec 6th, 2007 07:43:08 PM
http://www.worstpreviews.com/t railer.php?id=401&item=0
Man I sure do wish godhelpus and drturing... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 6th, 2007 07:45:00 PM
did the FX for this movie. Then it would really be something...jeesz.
It looks like some serious suck by Chriss	Dec 6th, 2007 07:45:59 PM
First off, the whole green screen in CGI is getting real old and cliche. The chim-chim kid looks like he's a 30-year old dressed up like a little boy. Speed looks like he's some sort of cuban flamenco dancer, and the jap looks like he's jumped out of some anime. I always give the benefit of the doubt, but i'm not very keen on what I saw.
Youtube linkage: by zillabeast	Dec 6th, 2007 07:50:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =hFyiL1jI5gs
Forget this...look at The Punisher by artyfufkin	Dec 6th, 2007 07:51:09 PM
Franks back! http://www.comingsoon.net/news /movienews.php?id=40031
The effects looked like Spy Kids 3D. by Neo Zeed	Dec 6th, 2007 07:53:57 PM
Joel Silver obviously doesn't watch any other movies than the Wachowskis'. It looks like the brothers are trying too hard to get away from their Matrix vibe, like Wimmer did with Ultraviolet. On the brightside the acting seemed decent, but the effects are ass. Also Emile Hirsh needs to get rid of that constipated expression when he's driving.
Looks good by Mace Tofu	Dec 6th, 2007 07:56:14 PM
Thanks for the link thecoldisnofun : ) Some of those stills are part of montage wipes and didn't look too bad in motion - it is a 2 inch web video so not the best way to judge the quality. I like the motion whip pan fx from the 'toon. I'll tape this on the DVR later and see what it looks like at 42 inches...
Wachowskis by Gristle	Dec 6th, 2007 08:44:18 PM
USA Today quotes Christina Ricci saying the Wachoswkis like the themes of individuality and selling out. But don't I recall the reason they made this movie was because they realized just how f'ing profitable kids movies are?
Wow... That looks HORRIBLE. by That 70s Venom	Dec 6th, 2007 08:44:25 PM
I will not spend one single dime to see that piece of shit. That looked fucking pathetic. Way to destroy my childhood, Whackowskis. Fucking retards.
Crap!!! by pvs	Dec 6th, 2007 08:47:13 PM
Just saw the trailer on TV, lord this sure looks crappy. Looks just like all those crap Spy Kids movies, oversharp glossy colored visual effects.Blah...
Here's why the "it looks like the 'toon" argument doesn't work by JimCurry	Dec 6th, 2007 08:47:34 PM
Cuz Anime SUCKS! Grow up!
I don't know what you fuckers expected by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 09:19:04 PM
This is Speed Racer, not Michael Mann remaking fucking Grand Prix in ultra-gritty DV. SPEED RACER looks like this! I hate to defend the Wachowskis since I so hate the Matrix films, but this is perfectly in keeping with the original cartoon.
reflecto by JimCurry	Dec 6th, 2007 09:25:41 PM
yeah, it looks like Speed Racer. AND?! Since when is that a good thing?!
MATTHEW FOX FOR DAREDEVIL!!! by SkidMarkedUndies	Dec 6th, 2007 09:32:52 PM
MAKE IT SO!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKING OLD. by TheDohDoh	Dec 6th, 2007 09:39:08 PM
ADULTS LOVE COCAINE, BUT COCAINE IS FOR PUSSIES. THERE IS NOT ONE KID ALIVE WHO IS HATING ON THIS TRAILER. THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE. ZAP ME THE FUCK IN.
That guy looks like Frank Castle by kafka07	Dec 6th, 2007 09:50:42 PM
fuckin a
I'm Seeing This On Acid. by georges garvaren	Dec 6th, 2007 09:53:29 PM
Man, this is a bad idea.
Hiollywood Blockbuster Looks Sh*t Shocker by Lane_myers111	Dec 6th, 2007 09:54:52 PM
And people continue to act surprised...oohhhh just what we need..a movie that looks like a mixture of the Spykids movies and Charlies Angel Movies with a touch of Thunderbirds thrown in..Wachowski brothers hang your heads in shame
Big n small, every kid in America is gonna wanna see by kafka07	Dec 6th, 2007 09:55:01 PM
AMERICAW, FUCK YEAH
that was... by frankenfickle	Dec 6th, 2007 09:57:40 PM
...super awesome.
I await the angry comments on another adaptation by reflecto	Dec 6th, 2007 09:59:54 PM
..."Mike Tyson's Punch Out!" If it is not directed by Scorsese, Carnahan, or Ridley Scott, and does not star some combination of Thomas Jane, Eric Bana, Daniel Day-Lewis and Christian Bale, with Jamie Foxx as Kid Quick, the corpse of Big Punisher as Kid Hippo, and Keith David as "Coach", I predict you motherfuckers will riot and demand "the serious-minded, honorable adaptation 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!' truly deserves!"
AOL trailers by pvs	Dec 6th, 2007 10:00:35 PM
Wow,I thought the trailer looked bad enough on TV. Seeing the HQ version on AOL.com just make me hate this trailer even more. How utterly fake the visual effects look,is this the future of movies? Crap,crap,crap!!!!!!
Ha-HAAA!! by gotilk	Dec 6th, 2007 10:01:04 PM
They have to have at least one scene where someone talks really fast for a really long time and then says Ha-HAA at the end.
Journey to the End of the Night by kafka07	Dec 6th, 2007 10:02:05 PM
man that trailer looks fucking grim. I need some therapy after watching that.
SRINO!!! by Ye Not Guilty	Dec 6th, 2007 11:12:29 PM
This needs to be more gritty and dark. Speed needs to be wearing black leather. With sunglasses.
Speed Racer was one of the few cartoons... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Dec 7th, 2007 12:16:28 AM
Where you could always count on at least ONE person dying every episode, usually in a horrible crash. That, and sometimes, Johnny Quest... which is why so many people love the shows after 40+ years. So, yeah... SR was kind of "dark and grim," while simultaneously being silly and stupid. This preview, though, looks really half-finished. Blank undetailed skies with badly-animated cars doing flips in mid-air... it looks like edited footage from "Reboot," or, as noted by others, "Tron" — where the makers are TRYING to make the world look computed-generated, rather than simply stylized, like in Ultraviolet, 300 or Sky Captain. I like the preview, but they really need to polish and finish the "look" of this movie, 'cause it SCREAMS bluescreen and looks like some incomplete footage you'd find in the "Extras" section of the DVD.
The trailer disturbed me... by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 7th, 2007 01:01:23 AM
...it looked like a kids movie, rated G. If those are finalised CGI shots then they are crap.
okay..maybe i am getting old but.. by TimMighty	Dec 7th, 2007 02:16:03 AM
...this looks....awfull ? I mean, come on guys...like, seriously ? Look at the pictures - its getting old and its kinda hard to throw the Batman and Robin bomb that early but...hey..what do i know.
This looks Beautiful by BrightEyes	Dec 7th, 2007 02:21:38 AM
I love the cartoon and the film looks like its gonna do it justice or just be fun as hell
Is it supposed to look like he is jerking off by kingrobot	Dec 7th, 2007 04:13:30 AM
in the changing room as the voiceover intones "Your son seems to only be interested in one thing..." - a little bit subversive for a 'kids' movie is it not?
A resounding...MEH by MaelstromZa	Dec 7th, 2007 06:24:48 AM
This is going to blow. Hard.
Good man by Series7	Dec 7th, 2007 09:08:09 AM
I was hoping Good man would have a crazy voice? Its just good man with a mustache? I think Norm from cheers would have been a better choice, he needs money more then Goodman. But I am seeing this because it comes out on my birthday! I am gonna dress up like Larry Warchowski, like I am going to a Rocky Horror show.
NOW UPDATED WITH HIGH RES IMAGES!! by TruPhan	Dec 7th, 2007 09:45:36 AM
Lies.
I sense the hate within you by mooseaka	Dec 7th, 2007 09:54:43 AM
This is the most pathetic talk back I have ever read. Destroyed childhoods, "this looks like utter shit", awful CGI, etc. etc. Give me a break! Seriously, when was the last time you ever saw anything that looked like that trailer.... ever???? Once again, the W Brothers have created a world on film that nobody has seen in a live action movie before, and everybody is vowing on the graves of their ancestors to not watch the movie when it comes out. Calm down people. How many of you payed $10 to watch a robot pee on John Tuturro's head last summer? Since when did we turn into snobs. Lame lame lame.
Ummmmm... it's Mary Hart and Mark Steines by W3bzpinn3r	Dec 7th, 2007 09:59:08 AM
Not Donny Osmond.
W3bzpinn3r by Merrick	Dec 7th, 2007 10:04:26 AM
I was referring to Osmond's frequent semi-co hosting/DANCING WITH THE STARS corresponding/emotional & chummy sit downs with Mary. There have been a lot of them lately. I know Steines is the regular host.
Merrick, it doesn't matter... by Abin Sur	Dec 7th, 2007 10:06:35 AM
Listening to ANY of those talking heads is a sure-fire way to give yourself brain cancer.
This looks like shit by warm_turtle	Dec 7th, 2007 10:10:54 AM
nuff said
This looks like shit by warm_turtle	Dec 7th, 2007 10:10:58 AM
nuff said
looks horrific by Kizeesh	Dec 7th, 2007 10:17:42 AM
Like the bastard child of Rollerball and Spy Kids, with a blast of anime bullshit. Count me THE FUCK out.
also ive seen cloverfield by warm_turtle	Dec 7th, 2007 10:23:38 AM
Its ok.
skywalkerfamily are you fucking retarded? by messi	Dec 7th, 2007 10:41:05 AM
can't stage an action scene? these dudes made some of the most influential and entertaining action set pieces in film history. hell the chateau fight scene is one of if not the most perfectly filmed fight sequence ever.
SPEEDRACERLOOKS... by chrisd	Dec 7th, 2007 10:48:27 AM
socoolandfullofmotionandcolora ndcarsanditlooksjustlikethecar toonexceptmoremodernandeveryon ewillloveithaha.
Seriously... by chrisd	Dec 7th, 2007 11:08:22 AM
I was expecting a little better from the Wachowski Siblings. Think what you will about the Matrix sequels, the highway sequence(s) in Reloaded were pretty cool. I expected that kind of thing in Speed Racer. If you can remember the original SR, the episode with the giant train-car; that would be cool if rendered like in Matrix Reloaded. But we'll see.
"give them credit for trying something different" by ironburl	Dec 7th, 2007 11:18:40 AM
Ok, if they do, I will. Sick of all the pointless, childish remakes.
EHH? AHHH. OH. by ArcadianDS	Dec 7th, 2007 11:43:07 AM
Every line in the movie should be bookended with random "EH??" and "OHHH!"
Trailer is on Youtube by Rupee88	Dec 7th, 2007 12:04:48 PM
sorry if already mentioned above..
Who f*cked up the TB comment bar? by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 7th, 2007 12:20:38 PM
Jesus!
How will the general public respond? by Dasher	Dec 7th, 2007 12:22:09 PM
I'm not sure this film will do well because it looks too "out there" for most people. But you have to respect the Wachowskis for doing something interesting with the material. They obviously tried to give the film some artistry and have it rise above the typical summer family crapfest. Just imagine SR in the hands of someone like Tim Story or Brian Levant.
the hi-res image stretched the page, the TB is fine though by George Newman	Dec 7th, 2007 12:59:11 PM

Musical score could REALLY matter, here... by JDanielP	Dec 7th, 2007 01:52:52 PM
...as it usually does. I wonder if the folks are busy who did the MATRIX scores. Anyone know? Who is scoring this flick?
whiny little bitches by robot overlord	Dec 7th, 2007 01:58:33 PM
what did you all expect from a fucking Speed Racer movie? You want to see a truly shitty trailer, watch Iron Man again. Fucking underwhelming, and worst of all looked boring as shit. At least this looks like it could be fun.
Why Oh Why... by micturatingbenjamin	Dec 7th, 2007 03:49:16 PM
Didn't they use the Alpha Team's Speed Racer techno song? HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA....Just kidding. This looks like someone crapped a candy factory. At least the British Bill O'Reilly is the bad guy. I hate that f'n guy. :)
It's Spy Kids 4! by Roderich	Dec 7th, 2007 04:39:53 PM
but i liked it anyway. This movie is a trip. And it was filmed in Berlin, Germany... birthplace of techno... how strange....
Here's the Funny... by micturatingbenjamin	Dec 7th, 2007 06:02:21 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2hpjpt
It's the Mach 6... by micturatingbenjamin	Dec 7th, 2007 06:04:52 PM
In the picture...Fucking douchenozzles. No Speed Racer music + Mach 6 = bleargh...I give this two dead prom night trashcan babies.
We've had movies that require 3d glasses before, but... by jdl82	Dec 7th, 2007 06:06:54 PM
... until now we've never had a film that required its audiences to be high on psychadelic drugs to fully appreciate it. Honestly, what were they thinking? It's obvious that they did this on purpose, but WHY?
Having Seen Speed Racer... by micturatingbenjamin	Dec 7th, 2007 06:42:56 PM
The cartoon...best parts about it were the fucked up tracks and the crazy fucking shit, like the Powerful Mach 5 deforesting the out of bounds area when people fucked him in a race. Mega-Car (The big ass train car) was fucking insanity. Or people just getting fucking blown up when they were out raced by Racer. When I asked my dad why there weren't any parachutes, like when the Joes blew up a COBRA Rattlesnake...My dad simply said, "Son, they shouldn't a' oughta fucked with Speed Racer." Not really. But he DID say 'fuck' a lot. I loved Chim Chim, and they Wachowskis have my vote because a chimp and a fat kid who loves sweets got me to watch Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (and I loved those). I just think the picture with Racer X , Speed, and the lead singer from Republika is gay. Because neckerchiefs are gay. Sorry, it's a scientastic fact, folks. And that haircut is clearly genetically DESIGNED to make you want to punch Speed in the face. I hope this does well so we can get a feature length Venture Bros. movie. Viva Wachowski Brothers...They made Gina Gershon take off her gear with Jennifer Tilly...They had me at 'hello, this is a fat kid in the trunk of a car eating candy with a monkey...and oh, here's what speed lines are meant to represent.'
Willy Wonka 2: Tokyo Drift by Sonic Reducer	Dec 8th, 2007 07:47:12 AM
With Hulk Hogan as Willy!!
hi rez meh by disfigurehead	Dec 8th, 2007 06:53:01 PM
meh
Speed Racer's a stoner's dream movie! by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 8th, 2007 11:34:08 PM
They light up and their heads asplode!
Looks like the owner of by Seph_J	Dec 9th, 2007 12:18:47 AM
the Mines of Moria got a decorater in and let them all race in the great hall.

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