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For Everyone Wanting To See A PRINCE CASPIAN Trailer...

First by tylerdz	Dec 5th, 2007 07:52:39 AM
haha suckers
Nice one, tylerdz by Jay Jay	Dec 5th, 2007 07:54:38 AM
Second!!! Ha!!! Eat it bitches!!!
CHAPtastic News!!! by masterchappy	Dec 5th, 2007 07:54:56 AM
Best movie news since Spiderman 3! MASTERCHAPPY will be FIRST in line for the Prince!
Is it just me or by henrydalton	Dec 5th, 2007 07:56:20 AM
Does that link not work?
Nice! by CoolFrood	Dec 5th, 2007 08:08:45 AM
I enjoyed the books when I was younger, and the films are shaping up nicely.
Read the Entire Chronicles prior to release of Lion... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Dec 5th, 2007 08:12:44 AM
And not for nothing I was pretty disappointed with the first movie. It felt so incredibly week.... like they were scared to make it as powerful as it could be. When Alsan was going to the stone table... it was just so BLAH... I walked away thinking "wow... now theres a movie they could have done SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more with and they dropped the ball"
Looks Fantabulous by James Westfall	Dec 5th, 2007 08:20:24 AM
Can't wait to catch this one. Beautiful. Damnit, I want my own army of centaurs and cheetahs.
HD Version on Yahoo by The Rebel	Dec 5th, 2007 08:25:59 AM

I'll trade you a Prince Caspian trailer for a Dark Knight one... by leobloom	Dec 5th, 2007 08:26:50 AM
The first Narnia movie was capital-S Shit. CGI effects alone do not a good movie make.
How? by HExTeXly	Dec 5th, 2007 08:27:06 AM
How is it that this beat Dark Knight's "real" trailer? WTF? Narnia sucks BTW
YouIgnorantGeeks by 0007	Dec 5th, 2007 08:35:45 AM
Are you serious? I find the first film to be VERY powerful. I admit it: tears well up within me through the whole thing. This new trailer has me spinning!
Let's see... by Anna Valerious	Dec 5th, 2007 08:38:32 AM
Well, I'm still excited about that "Speed Racer" trailer (Though I'm disappointed about the dorky neckerchief being left in...come on, not even Fred Jones wears one anymore), though Ben Barnes is hawt. And if there's any face characters of Caspian wandering around WDW next May, I'm making it a point to glomp them.
love it by LegoKenobi	Dec 5th, 2007 08:38:55 AM
the first one was very true to the book. i hope they continue that with the new one.
Looks kinda boring to me by ye olde shiza	Dec 5th, 2007 08:43:26 AM
But maybe I just enjoyed Voyage of the Dawn Treader and The Silver Chair more.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lord Nerd	Dec 5th, 2007 08:43:46 AM
When we will see a follow up to Lemony Snicket? That movie was way tits above The lyin' Bitch and Her Wardrobe.
less raw "look"? by theabusetaker	Dec 5th, 2007 08:45:02 AM
you have to be kidding? the first movie looked as sterile as a hospital clean room. if it looks any less raw, it'll be ridiculous. i found the first film to be incredibly boring-looking and way to "safe". Alright, so Aslan looked good - great. what about everything else? here's to hoping they make a better choice when getting a director for the third one - somebody that will add some balls to it.
Aslan has a beer, cheats on his wife by TheLegLampFromAChristmasStory	Dec 5th, 2007 08:45:39 AM
Sixteenth bitches!!!!!!
I agree with theabusetaker by TheLegLampFromAChristmasStory	Dec 5th, 2007 08:47:28 AM
Aslan did good, perhaps even great. But the next director does need to add some balls to him.
RE Legokenobi by Kizeesh	Dec 5th, 2007 08:49:08 AM
It wasn't true to the book at all. There were huge changes, massive additions and lots of sillyness.
Depressingly Familiar by KDog629	Dec 5th, 2007 08:50:09 AM
Aslan still looks like crap. And I'm the guy who liked The Mist trailer.
The First Movie was 'Meh' by kevinwillis.net	Dec 5th, 2007 08:51:46 AM
Sorry, it was. And I love C.S. Lewis, but books like 'The Great Divorce' and especially 'The Screwtape Letters' make for better reads (for me) than Chronicles. And his essays on Christianity, like 'Mere Christianity' are much better apologetics. If you've never heard the Screwtape Letters read by John Cleese, tho, you really ought to. More entertaining as a purely audio experience than the big budget Narnia film. But, that being said, I hope Prince Caspian proves a better film.
Aslan and adding balls by theabusetaker	Dec 5th, 2007 08:53:35 AM
I didn't mean they need to literally add balls to Aslan - like anatomically. Haha.
Why are we talking about this???? by calnorso	Dec 5th, 2007 09:04:09 AM
Chud reported that Ray Park (Darth Maul) is going to play Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe move....now that's news
that trailer looks as exciting as the first movie..... by StovetopStuffin'	Dec 5th, 2007 09:05:49 AM
which BLEW!!!!! Man, for a huge battle, it felt about as weak as a slap fight. It was thoroughly unexciting.
All that you know... by conniebrean1	Dec 5th, 2007 09:14:02 AM
is at an end. Since when is Aslan the Silver Surfer? Did I miss something? Also the actor who plays Prince Caspian does not inspire confidence in this project. When are they going to do the Silver Chair. Dat one's da bomb diggity.
007... by YouIgnorantGeeks	Dec 5th, 2007 09:14:22 AM
Seriously you thought it was powerful? To me it seemed all the parts I pictured powerful in the book came off as extremely bland... or "wannabe powerful" in which maybe the film makers thought it was a powerful scene when it really wasn't even in the slightest. Specifically again the scene where Aslan is walking to the stone table, is killed, even the rising again... it was all just so... So not powerful, not even in the least bit. The whole movie felt like one giant c0ck teast actually. Don't get me wrong... I liked it. I did.. it was good. But the problem was it SHOULD have been great. I SHOULD have loved it. But it just didn't do much.
Hopefully this one is a bit more courageous... by SalvatoreGravano	Dec 5th, 2007 09:16:31 AM
As magical and vivid as Lewis is, and as much as I wanted to thoroughly enjoy the big US film (though my hopes took a dive already when the project was given to the director of Shrek...), it was, in the end, disappointingly bland. It was like Pratchett's popcorn - if you put salt and butter on it, it would taste like salty butter. Frankly, the old British adaptations (BBC, I believe) managed to be more involving at times... probably actually thanks to their charmingly clumsy effects. Disney's movie was not bad - but it was not good, either. It was not unlike standing on an escalator - it started and kept moving somewhere, and it reached the point it was supposed to reach without any bad surprises, but not only were there no bad surprises... there were no surprises at all. There was no excitement on the way. True, the source is one of the weaker books in the series, but still... it has the series' magic, and the magic was missing from the celluloid. Hopefully someone who's actually daring gets "The Silver Chair" or "The Dawn Treader". Del Toro for example. (No, not Benicio! Although, come to think of it, he might make an interesting Puddleglum. And an interesting poster, too - "Del Toro \| A Del Toro film - The Silver Chair!" :)
Looks ok. by RogueWarrior65	Dec 5th, 2007 09:23:57 AM
I spent an entire west coast to east coast drive listening to the entire series on CD. About 2/3 of the way through I wanted to break the damn CDs. IMHO, if a book has multiple characters of different genders, hire some frigging actors to speak the roles. GAH!!!
yup... by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 09:28:54 AM
YouIgnorantGeeks and SalvatoreGravano pretty much summed up my feelings for the first one. This series sort of seems like it could follow the same path as Harry Potter, where the 3rd movie was praised for its departure from the tone of the first two. Perhaps the same will happen here, since this one may be more of the same.
I enjoyed TLTWTW by Bloo	Dec 5th, 2007 09:46:25 AM
crap that's a lot of letters to type...anyways I enjoyed it, have it on DVD (but not the super duper special deluxe version, I felt they were double diping and not offering me enough new goodies to justify the doubled price, and for that I blame Disney) and I thought it was a good solid effort by Walden for their first BIG movie, a company whose work I'm always interested in seeing as they are doing pretty decent jobs on good children's lit (Bridge, How to eat fried worms, Narnia, etc) I'm curious to see how Waterhorse performs (does anyone know, is that why they aren't releasing Caspian until Summer?) anyways, I will see this ecause a) I love Narnia (even though it is the weakest of Lewis fiction with Screwtape and the Space Tiology being tops {ps did anyone know that Walden has the rights to the Space Triology how freaky would THAT be}) b)Warwick Davis is in it c) I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see Voyage which was alwyas my favorite of the books
oh and speaking of directors by Bloo	Dec 5th, 2007 09:49:13 AM
I know Adamson has said he won't direct any more of the movies from now on, he'll serve as a producer, sort of following the Columbous route, if he does, some of the directors I'd love to see handle Narnia, Del Toro, Johnston (the guy that did October Sky and JP3, Spielberg's...DP? Cienmtographer?) and strangly Peter Berg, who I think would be great for either Narnia or Potter for some reason, I think he would make something very interesting
Did he say... by DocPazuzu	Dec 5th, 2007 09:51:19 AM
..."I am Brinz Gaspian." ?
My fave part in the first one... by DocPazuzu	Dec 5th, 2007 09:57:34 AM
...was this (and I'm paraphrasing here): Hohoho, it's me, Santa Claus! Here, children, have some lethal sharp-edged weapons! Now go to war and kill other sentient beings! For love!
I cannot believe the love for this movie by PVIII	Dec 5th, 2007 10:03:01 AM
The first one was utter crap. Everything looked new, and polished. The kid actors were generally terrible. The direction was staid, and any emotion of the book failed to show up on screen. Really, one of the most disappointed I've been in a film (up there with Spiderman 3). It's funny to see all the Golden Compass bashing, when the GC is 10 X more moving and daring than the first Narnia movie (which still isn't saying it's great).
Sadly it still by Kizeesh	Dec 5th, 2007 10:05:12 AM
Looks like a bargain basement LOTR rip off. As to less raw looking? I'ts positively bloody compared to the cartoonish look of TLTWATW
I really didn't care for the first one at all by Datascream	Dec 5th, 2007 10:18:08 AM
way too quick, didn't really care for the characters. I also hated that the characters learned to fight in one day. sure it worked in the book, but it felt so cheap, like kids playing a pretend battle with real creatures but were all really weak.
trailer seems long at 2 mins.. by palewook	Dec 5th, 2007 10:19:59 AM
The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia! Yes, The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia! We love that Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia! Pass that Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia!
Which Bible story is this one base on? by beastie	Dec 5th, 2007 10:21:04 AM
Just curious.
Lemony Snickets by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 10:21:46 AM
Someone was asking about a sequal to that movie. And since we haven't seen or heard about it yet, i really doubt that we will see one. I loved it the first time I saw it, but the second time really really bored me in spots. Same with Narnia. I thought for a children's movie it was pretty dark. Darker than most of the kids crap that comes out. Not that it's one of the best or anything, but still I don't think it deserves all the shit talk about it.
hmmm did I see? by Kizeesh	Dec 5th, 2007 10:36:19 AM
Tilda Swinton for a split moment there in that trailer? I don't remember her coming back?
Santa Claus Brings Weapons by kevinwillis.net	Dec 5th, 2007 10:39:04 AM
If he was really Santa, he could have brought them AK-47s and they could have done some real damage. I'm just saying. Now, that would have been a movie!
The first film was bland... by lb	Dec 5th, 2007 10:47:15 AM
....even the first Harry Potter movie was more daring and that is pretty sanitized itself. It was a decent film, especially for the younger audiences, but it was nothing special
kevinwillis.net by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 10:56:35 AM
Welcome to Narnia, Bitch
"HO-HO-HO... by DocPazuzu	Dec 5th, 2007 10:58:07 AM
...Now You Have A Machinegun."
LOL Doc by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:01:14 AM
that was some funny shit
Faun of the Dead by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:02:05 AM
Flutes of Fury
the first film by palewook	Dec 5th, 2007 11:06:56 AM
contained the joy equal to successfully passing silent but deadly gas in a crowded elevator.
Lindenlaub also shot BLACK BOOK. by LoneGun	Dec 5th, 2007 11:07:44 AM
I finally got to see BLACK BOOK last week, definitely one of the year's best movies.
lonegun by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:08:34 AM
I doubt there will be any vagina shots in this one
For 30 years I wondered if the Old Hag in prince Caspian is the by theycallmemrglass	Dec 5th, 2007 11:09:24 AM
The answer is YES, if the trailer is anything to go by. Man that has been such a mystery since I was 7. I love the Narnia books but I always thought that there isnt enough material to make an entertaining movie. However, I was proved wrong with the Lion, the witch and the wardrobe which was admirably more fleshed out than the book. So perhaps they will do the same for Prince Caspian. But I SOOOOOO wish they could make The Magicians Nephew. The BBC TV series ignored it and looks like these new adaptations will ignore it too. But why? I love it. It show s how it all started and is a most entertaining read. Its not too late to make it as it was actually written as a prequel after the first 3 or 4 books were released. Oh and
..Is the Snow Queen in Lion Witch & Wardrobe! by theycallmemrglass	Dec 5th, 2007 11:10:54 AM
I guess there is a limit to subject headings length, huh?!
The Leprachaun, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 11:11:28 AM
Starring, you guessed it, Warwick Davis. This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung. How do you like a little Leprechaun bouncing on ya Aslan?
Actually I loved the first Narnia... by BLEST	Dec 5th, 2007 11:11:38 AM
it's more clean and sterile than LOTR, but the stories are meant to be different. The first one is about children getting sent to this fantasy world, not orcs and elves and an evil dark lord with a ring fetish. Anyway, the whole theatre was packed with families, and they all loved it. I'm biased of course, having read the books as a kid and seen both the old cartoon AND the 80's BBC versions.(which got as far along as Silver Chair). This looks great, and I think that for the fans of the first film (there were a bunch), this will be well recieved.
LOL Pillow, givin some Warwick love by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:13:18 AM
Lep in the Narn, and I don't give a darn
pillow that sounds like Narnia porn by finky089	Dec 5th, 2007 11:14:49 AM
"How do you like a little Leprechaun bouncing on ya Aslan" but perhaps its just my filthy mind. I can't say I'm too excited for this flick. It would be better if Gremlins cam e tearing through the screen in the middle of the trailer wearing popcorn buckets on their heads and singing christmas carols.
First Narnia couldn't disguise the essential silliness by Sepulchrave	Dec 5th, 2007 11:15:12 AM
of a bunch of bland kids taking over the rule of a nation apparently five miles across populated by CGI rodents under the tutelage of a cartoon lion with the voice of the guy from Star Wars. And Santa was in it. Santa. Urgh.
Pillow did you ever see Lep in Da Hood? by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:15:23 AM
Just watched it on fearnet the other day. It's is PURE GENIUS. The main character is a shitty rapper called Postmaster P because, get this, he "delivers" a positive message. How fucking awesome is that?
Finky, they did have talking beavers by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:18:38 AM

Is it just me... by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:20:52 AM
or do those Shaun of the Dead toys look like shit? Shaun looks like Corky from Life Goes On
no Kloipy... by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 11:22:39 AM
it sounds "Epic". Warwick Davis representing...it's like a match made in heaven. Finky, that be a direct quote from the first Leprechaun movie. Though with the Leprechaun and Aslan together, there could be some ass slapping going on. And good point on the talking beavers.
good point, Kloipy by finky089	Dec 5th, 2007 11:23:25 AM
And I share your opinion on the Shaun toys.
You gotta see it man by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:25:03 AM
Only thing that would make it better was if Kathy had a full frontal scene in it. Other than that, our good buddy Warwick, tokes on grass, eats Ice-T's finger off and has some weird sex/cannibalism fetish with a tranny. I shit you not
perhaps Naria is just one big sexual allegory by finky089	Dec 5th, 2007 11:27:27 AM
not some churchy allegory. I mean, there's an "ice witch" - obviously a frigid bitch who can't get any and is scorning the world for it There's the hairy "king of beasts" Aslan who everybody wants to screw There's the deceitful faun who likes to "play his own lute" for little girls There's Kloipy's talking BEAVERS Narnia going from an infinite Winter to spring and summer is like a sexual awakening for the entire land of Narnia - flowers bloom, life returns, etc. I'm not sure I want to know what "A Horse and His Boy" is gonna be like!
Lep in the Hood sounds worse than Lep in Space by finky089	Dec 5th, 2007 11:28:41 AM
I liked Aniston and "Francis" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure in the original. Ok, "liked" is maybe too strong a word, but.....
Did you know that if you rub, Warwick's tummy by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:28:46 AM
that he coos like a turtle dove? going to lunch, it's snowing like a bitch out here
damn you Kloipy... by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 11:29:44 AM
I just threw up half my lunch with The Bates nude scene... Wow, a star studded cast then...Ice-T and Coolio! I just saw that there was a sequel...a sequel! Lost Jarv will be so happy...
Finky, that discussion persuaded me by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:30:28 AM
Santa was the giving lover that changed your mind about what love making can really be
Pillow, about Coolio by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 11:31:56 AM
Postmaster P finds the Lep's flute that hipnotizes people and also is like the Pied Piper, and his rap group is playing it in a church and Coolio shows up for like 2 seconds, they go "Coolio??!!" and that's all you see of him hahaha
Postmaster P...still making me chuckle... by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 11:35:03 AM
Maybe Coolio walked in by mistake and it was genuine surprise on the part of the cast (using the term cast loosely of course)...
Well it looks like this one will be more made up... by Lemming	Dec 5th, 2007 11:35:46 AM
..the book itself isn't really long enough to make into a movie stand alone, and alot of that trailer was totally different to what I remember about the book.
Aslan Is Silevr Surfer? by spidermanfreak20	Dec 5th, 2007 11:47:12 AM
All that you know is at an....errrr what am I saying. Who cares. Look its a simple movie principle movies with this much story and characters and plot require many hours to immerse in. You cant just skip ahead. It's been 6 years for Harry Potter and 5 movies so far Voldemort STILL has not conquered and Ron and Hermoine have not had sex. In the first film of Narnia these kids lived COMPLETE LIVES as adults. As if it was nothing. Then now there back for a sequel set 1300 years in Narnia...um ok? Too much time gaps is lazy. Yes they are following the books. But when you skip through story like this you lose out. These kids should be royally fucked up at the fact they lost their virginities (hopefully) then came back to be children. Did they not have children think about having kids themselves are they not OLD SOULS. It matters not. This series is nowhere near as popular or succesful as Rings and Potter because of the simple fact they need to compress and pick a simple character (Frodo,Harry) and have a simple task (become a wizard defeat Voldemort,Destroy ring return to shire) as a basis. This series does not have that and so they resort to fantasy creatures and fx as a sugary substance.
Aslan Is Silver Surfer? by spidermanfreak20	Dec 5th, 2007 11:47:20 AM
All that you know is at an....errrr what am I saying. Who cares. Look its a simple movie principle movies with this much story and characters and plot require many hours to immerse in. You cant just skip ahead. It's been 6 years for Harry Potter and 5 movies so far Voldemort STILL has not conquered and Ron and Hermoine have not had sex. In the first film of Narnia these kids lived COMPLETE LIVES as adults. As if it was nothing. Then now there back for a sequel set 1300 years in Narnia...um ok? Too much time gaps is lazy. Yes they are following the books. But when you skip through story like this you lose out. These kids should be royally fucked up at the fact they lost their virginities (hopefully) then came back to be children. Did they not have children think about having kids themselves are they not OLD SOULS. It matters not. This series is nowhere near as popular or succesful as Rings and Potter because of the simple fact they need to compress and pick a simple character (Frodo,Harry) and have a simple task (become a wizard defeat Voldemort,Destroy ring return to shire) as a basis. This series does not have that and so they resort to fantasy creatures and fx as a sugary substance.
This looks better than the first one by zooch	Dec 5th, 2007 11:52:43 AM
I didn't like the first one but I'll give it another shot. It looks better than the Golden Compass, that's for sure.
ZZZZzzzZZZzzz by Saluki	Dec 5th, 2007 12:00:28 PM
This series is so damn boring. At Rings was adult enough, and Potter had quirkiness on its side. This? Boring. Like the books. Wake me up when the fourth movie comes out. That works as a stand-alone at least.
Lord Of The Caspians by D o o d	Dec 5th, 2007 12:34:26 PM
First one was shit. This will be shit.
Kathy Bates news by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 12:37:04 PM
Kathy Bates has an unsimulated sex scene with Warwick Davis, with full on closeups. The name of the movie is Shortbus 2
Some Wisdom from Lep in Da Hood by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 12:50:40 PM
Leprechaun: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Leprechaun: I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Mack Daddy: [On the phone] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- [after first seeing Leprechaun] Butch: What the fuck is that? Stray Bullet: I don't know, Chucky on crack? Shoot that motherfucker! ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Mack Daddy: We need to change a few things. I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers' heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right? ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Mack Daddy: Get the fuck outta here! You motherfuckers are wasting my time. I got chumps lined up around the corner trying to get down with this label, alright? You get no second fucking chance. Now get the fuck out. Stray Bullet: Listen, Mack, we wanna do this. Mack Daddy: What's the matter wit you, kid? You deaf? Or you just dumb like your mamas, I got to come over there and bitch slap you like I used to do her. Stray Bullet: Hey, let me tell you something... Mack Daddy: Check yourself, kid. Don't even fuck around. Just get out of here before I get you and your motherfucking home boys fucked up. This is real here, Kid. Get these fucking losers out. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- Postmaster P: [singing] Jesus loves me. This I know. Stray Bullet: [singing] If he don't, I'll find a ho... [Congregation groans] Postmaster P: His mama's name was Mary Jo... Stray Bullet: And his disciples was some bad mo-fo... [Congregation groans] ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- [first lines] Leprechaun: Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood! Postmaster P: [singing] Jesus loves me. This I know. Stray Bullet: [singing] If he don't, I'll find a ho... [Congregation groans] Postmaster P: His mama's name was Mary Jo... Stray Bullet: And his disciples was some bad mo-fo... [Congregation groans] Leprechaun: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told. ______________________________ __________ Leprechaun: I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.
I thought it was called Windy Lickers 2? by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 01:02:13 PM
I like the [congregation groans]. So let me get this straight, they end up in a church with this wacky shit going on with a congregation serving as the "audience"? Leprechaun bringing the knowledge baby!
Looks pretty good by darthvedder81	Dec 5th, 2007 01:03:08 PM
I just wish we didn't have all these competing (and derivative)"fantasy realm" movies like COMPASS and SPIDERWICK stealing all the thunder.
Narnia now a summer movie instead of winter? by Live.	Dec 5th, 2007 01:10:07 PM
That seems like a mistake. I think these movies would do better in winter. It's more winter's sprawling fantasy than summer's go-go action.
Live by BLEST	Dec 5th, 2007 01:22:33 PM
Agree with that. The summer films are too smashed together. Iron Man, Indy, and Narnia are all in the same month! How's about letting each film have two weekends to rake in the dough, before the "next summer smash" comes out and they have to compete! Personally, I'd have wanted Narnia to be in winter, as all we'll have are Bond 22 and Star Trek. (which most likely suck, or be like Superman Returns: new, updated retelling of a good story that looks cool but isn't the same as the original and feels fake.)
Pillow, that's where Coolio shows up by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 01:23:32 PM
LOL dude, it is fucking priceless
I was referring to Star Trek with that last post.. by BLEST	Dec 5th, 2007 01:23:57 PM
not Bond. Bond is ace.
and also by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 01:26:14 PM
two of the main characters, Postmaster P and Butch, who are rappers, end up dressing in drag to fool the Lep into thinking that they are ho's, so they give him a joint filled with four leaf clovers, which in this one, don't kill him, just makes him pass out for a really short time. Everything the Lep says in this one ryhmes. Really bad
Yeesh by Cobbio	Dec 5th, 2007 01:40:42 PM
Not a bad trailer, I suppose. Maybe the second film will be better than the first? I doubt it. Andrew Adamson strikes me as too much of a frightened, Kenny G-haired geek to push into deeper character issues that make stories interesting, even for children. I admire his work on "Shrek" and "Shrek II," so I'm not totally dissing the man, but damn he sanitized and dumbed down every aspect of Lewis's book. I don't think Adamson is an "artist" like his more risk-taking brethren. He's more of a bright-eyed craftsman who desperately wants to be an artist but can't quite get there. His movies are too clean and uncomplicated by real emotion. Maybe he'll surprise us, but like others here, I'm not on board with the Pevensie actors. Not one of them grabbed my attention in the least. The first movie was a horrible start to the Narnia series and, frankly, the "Prince Caspian" trailer looks like more of the same. Can we please hire a new director for the next film?
holy shit...with the crap what people think of by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 01:45:48 PM
on these talkbacks, it could be incorporated into a new Leprechaun movie. I mean, damn, I'm pretty sure someone has written that in a post before. Postmaster P and Butch, who are rappers, end up dressing in drag to fool the Lep into thinking that they are ho's, so they give him a joint filled with four leaf clovers, which in this one, don't kill him, just makes him pass out for a really short time. That's just....priceless.
U just can't please whiney talkbackers by Dreadlock Holmes	Dec 5th, 2007 01:46:14 PM
Thank god i'm not in entertainment. I liked the books and the trailer.
Lep in da Star Wars Convention by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 01:49:41 PM
that's a movie I would finance myself
here's a line from Lep in da Star Wars Convention by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 01:52:34 PM
Give back me gold or I promise your next, I don't want to kill ya before you ever have sex
Go to Vern's website for more laughs by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 02:15:28 PM
www.geocities.com/outlawvern he’s got reviews of Lep in da Hood. And all his stuff if fucking hilarious. Vern is the best
Tilda Swinton owned the first one by drewlicious	Dec 5th, 2007 02:21:49 PM
She was so committed to that role. Great villain. Made the movie for me. So is Liam Neeson back as Aslan?
Kizeesh by LegoKenobi	Dec 5th, 2007 02:37:17 PM
you're probably right. i'm going on memory of books i read when i was 12. i guess i mean it was true to the FEEL of the book -- a simple allegory. tumnus meeting lucy was perfect, i thought. and those who bag on santa being in the movie are forgetting two things: 1, when these books were written, and 2, that lewis's take on santa was of a more victorian, simpler santa -- not some fat guy who eats cookies and gives you a wii for xmas.
the power to summon Coolio... by just pillow talk	Dec 5th, 2007 02:37:27 PM
His reviews are the best.
Looks good to me... by Zardoz	Dec 5th, 2007 02:42:59 PM
but I liked the first one. BTW, this trailer looks better than the first 5 minutes of Golden Comp-ass...
I wish I had that power by Kloipy	Dec 5th, 2007 02:43:58 PM
I'd summon Coolio like every 5 minutes.
I hope Samberg and Parnell by zooch	Dec 5th, 2007 02:51:01 PM
are making a sequel to Lazy Sunday.
Legokenobi by BLEST	Dec 5th, 2007 03:23:02 PM
1.) you are correct. 2.) "some fat guy who eats cookies and gives you a Wii for Christmas." ROFL!
cool looking! by ironic_name	Dec 5th, 2007 03:49:10 PM
that armour rocks!
Two Words: Shit Sandwich by leobloom	Dec 5th, 2007 04:01:07 PM

"Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. by Kurzinski Valentine	Dec 5th, 2007 04:07:50 PM
a true classic.
I went into the 1st with low expectations, by jimmay	Dec 5th, 2007 06:02:28 PM
But I was still terribly disappointed. The pacing was abysmal. Maybe if the kids had spent more than five minutes at the country house, I would have cared that they were whisked away to a magical realm in the closet. As it is, the beginning--easily the most crucial part of a good movie--set the tone for the rest of the film: an unaffecting, annoyingly acted, rushed fantasy by the numbers that pales in comparison to the lamest moments of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, hell, even Matrix 2 and 3 were more involving, I'd rather watch the ridiculous rave scene from reloaded for three hours than Narnia.
Looks fruity by Dr. Egon Spengler	Dec 5th, 2007 06:49:37 PM

I'm sorry - TLTW&TW may not have been LOTR.. by JackBauer24	Dec 5th, 2007 07:56:23 PM
..but it shits all over that dull piece of crap called The Golden Compass. Worst fantasy film I've seen in a long time.
Nothing quite as amusing as.... by Kai_Mah'gra	Dec 5th, 2007 08:47:17 PM
.....as the douches who gleefully admit that they expected the first movie to be crap and yet still somehow found a way to see it still, and are now back here telling us how crap it was and how this one will suck even more and that they will under no circumstances expend the effort to go watch it...............despite the fact that they somehow found the time and energy to post on the talkback of the sequel to a movie they knew would suck and watched it anyway. Telling us you thought doing something (i.e. watching a movie which looks like it will suck) would be dumb and yet you did it anyway, doesn't make you hip, it makes you....um......dumb? And more so for admitting it again. As for Prince Caspian, I just hope Parnell and Samberg grace us with the B side to the hit single, the "Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia". That track was motherfrakking ti-zite!
uuugggh by Marklar	Dec 5th, 2007 09:16:27 PM
This looks as bad as the first one. "I AHM PREENCE CAHSPIAN." At this point I'd rather stick with the old BBC versions.
Kai_Mah'gra by Dr. Egon Spengler	Dec 5th, 2007 09:39:43 PM
I'm calling you out, you fruit cake, for supporting this fruity looking movie.
What's wrong Egon? by Kai_Mah'gra	Dec 5th, 2007 10:16:38 PM
....did I strike a nerve? ....too close to the bone? There there, now, calm down; here have a banana....and....an orange even.No? How about a pear? grape? Cherry? Ok, then if you're gonna be like that then go back to your little corner and don't show you face until the adults are done talking.
Don't get the bashing of the first film... by AntoniusBloc	Dec 5th, 2007 11:12:46 PM
...although when reading the book, , it would have benefited from keeping some dialogue in tact and preserved its depth, espicially the impact of Aslan, understanding that Aslan is the Creator, not just of Narnia, but the universe (so not an allegory). But I still think it is one of the best films I've ever seen and one of the best told stories on film...for his first serious film, Adamson did a great job and shows potential for greater things to come...hopefully its realized in this film...this trailer is more like a teaser so can't read much into it but so far looks pretty impressive
this is Voltron by zooch	Dec 5th, 2007 11:33:31 PM
It's a lion.
AntoniusBloc by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 6th, 2007 12:23:59 AM
What are you, eight? Or maybe you have only viewed 4 films (TLTWATW and 3 Micheal Bay movies). "one of the best films I've ever seen and one of the best told stories on film". ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
sorry to keep goin dude but FUUUUUCK! by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 6th, 2007 12:30:53 AM
There is 100 years of film, the first 30 of which have some of the most startling and vivid imagery which leave Adamson for dead. Go watch some early Brando(Streetcar, Wild One) or Dean (Rebel, Giant). Next time take a deep breath and don't say anything at all if you know fucking nothing.
Hey Nomoredirtyjokes....... by Kai_Mah'gra	Dec 6th, 2007 03:20:56 AM
.....it's called having a personal opinion. Everybody's allowed one; and that's his. Here's something you could use though. A fucking clue. Moron.
This looks good to me... by vezner2007	Dec 6th, 2007 04:42:52 AM
and yes, I enjoyed the first one immensely. The haters can just keep on hating it but most average people seem to think it's worth watching. I guess I'm one of them.
YES!!! THE CHRONICLES OF LEPRECHAUN by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 04:54:56 AM
And Back 2 da hood is also downright hysterical. The only one he doesn't rhyme in is Lep in Space, but that has so much other coolness in it, it makes up. Where's my Lep box set motherfuckers? I WANT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. I saw Warwick interviewed last year and he said he'd like to do Lep films forever. But that was before his fall from grace into the foul pit of reality TV drivel. Pity, I would pay good money to see the Leprechaun fist Aslan whilst beating him on the back with a copy of The Golden Compass. There are so many moments of Leprechaun genius in the series it's hard to pick my favourite- but I'd have to go for the exploding- from- a- space marines- cock- scene in Lep in space.
There's so much mileage from Lep at conventions by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 05:00:49 AM
Leprechaun at Comic con (or whatever the nerd gathering is called) "Why are you dweebs giving me the strange looks, I'll be having to kill you with your own funny books" "You argue and argue about superhero sex, you pathetic losers will be feeling me hex." The plot could be that one hapless loser steals his crock of gold and pawns it so that he can buy a coveted Batman number 17 (or whatever the fuck it is). Leprechaun unimpressed. Carnage and much hilarity ensue. Day saved by Geek fantasy girl who wishes for power of Wonder Woman and kicks Lep's plastic oirish behind. Obviously starring THE BATES (I feel she deserves capitalisation now) as geek fantasy girl.
my favourite Lep line has to be "Chucky on crack" by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 05:18:25 AM
oh shit, this is a narnia TB- well FUCK THAT. Leprechaun rules. TB sabotage in 5-4-3-2-1....
as long as Coolio has a "guest" appearance by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 06:37:10 AM
in every Leprechaun sequel from now on....
Leprechaun vs. ...... by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 06:57:46 AM
....HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! You know you want it.
I do, I do- 'twould be awesome by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:04:24 AM
christ, I'm sad. On a happy note Lovefilm finally sent Leprechaun in Space to casa del Jarv today. The wife is strangely sceptical about the awesomeness of the whole series and I figure that this should convince her. I can't wait- I've already got the popcorn and enough beer to drown THE BATES in,
The Bates is BAck by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:07:57 AM
she never left because her legs are too big to move
Jarv, we need to protest the evil bastards by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:14:22 AM
make them come out with the Lep box set
Shit, I just realized... by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 07:16:14 AM
...the only Lep DVD I own is Lep in Space. I have most of the others on VHS, but that doesn't count any more. I must rectify this intolerable situation at once.
An Irish Tale:Lep Goes West by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:16:58 AM

It's ok Doc by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:19:54 AM
I only have the first one on VHS, however I would sell my left testicle for more
OH MY GOD, I just figured out where the Lep needs to go by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:21:39 AM
BACK IN TIME
Lep at the Boston Tea Party by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:23:33 AM
When it comes to me gold, there’s nothing that’s finer, I wouldn’t give it away for all the tea that’s from china
since I just got finished watching... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 07:25:30 AM
director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven, I say send him back to the Crusades. I'm sure that whole Jerusalem problem will be fixed by the Leprechaun... Everyone with their precious cross...the green little fella with the gold is the real boss!
The ultimate- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:27:13 AM
Lep v The Beastmaster. Such potential for goodness. The only Lep DVD I own is the third one, I clearly need to get the rest as well.
Lepocolypto by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:28:53 AM
all in the Lepranise, watch as it takes him over 45 minutes to climb to the top of the Aztec pyramids
fuck narnia, anyway by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:29:12 AM
It always makes me happy to hijack a TB for the Leprechaun
Just buy "in the hood" Jarv by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:32:15 AM
It will complete your life, I promise
now you're on to something... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 07:33:42 AM
Lep vs. Beastmaster...it'll be a two parter. First part takes place in present day in Lep's time (must have Coolio show up after all), and then back to the Beastermaster's time and world.
The 4,000 Year Old Virgin by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:34:09 AM
Lep finally gets someone to shine his buckle
its a lep, its huge! by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:34:48 AM
don't try ta steal me pot-a-gold! garth gets scared.
lepformers! by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:35:41 AM
less than mets the eye!
but there's so much goodness in the rest of them kloipy by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:36:22 AM
"There was an young lady from totten, whose tastes were perverted and rotten.. (can't remember the middle)...So she lived upon penis au gratin" "Waitress: Whitesnake, no Black Sabbath I own the CD" and that's from Lep 3.
I'd cast Coolio as a rampaging, rapping, barbarian by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:37:30 AM
It would be cool on so many different levels.
leprachaun of the dead by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:38:11 AM
no country for really old, short men.
Jarv by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 07:38:11 AM
You finally got around to seeing The Beastmaster? Lep vs. the Junn Horde!
"To hear da lamentation... by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 07:39:05 AM
...of their bitches, yo."
Life as a Leprechaun by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:39:13 AM
Coolio attached to star and direct
Seen Beastmaster loads- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:39:43 AM
and 2. I can't get hold of a copy of 3 for all the whisky in oireland
leprachaun with the wind by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:39:54 AM

Misery 2: Me & Lep by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 07:40:47 AM
Coolio is the Lep's biggest fan. Misery and comedy ensue.
Part 3 is pretty great Jarv by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:40:53 AM
I forgot about the penis au gratin line
lepraching kong by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:41:26 AM

I wonder if there is any mileage in a Troma-Leprechaun by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:42:30 AM
Hybrid. That would be so fucking hilarious. Class of Nuke em high 4: The good, the bad and the Leprechaun. Surf Leprechauns must die Nymphoid Leprechaun in dinosaur hell (the possibilities are endless, and almost too horrible to think about.)
robocop vs lep by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:42:43 AM

Masters of the Puny-verse by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:42:59 AM
Coolio as Skeletor
GREAT STUFF JARV! The Last Temptation of Leppy by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:43:58 AM
SGt. Kabukiman vs the Leprechaun
terror in tiny town two! by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:44:00 AM
old school.
Gold Stealing Freaks! by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:44:32 AM

lowlander2: the shortening! by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:44:41 AM

where in the world is leprachaun? by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:45:58 AM
spurlock met him.
Wasn't Beastmaster... by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 07:46:59 AM
...everything I said it would be, Jarv?
Leprechauns Ashes by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:47:57 AM
soundtrack by Aerosmith
Or I'd like to make some truly inappropriate ones by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:48:25 AM
A leprechaun pride and prejudice would be truly great: "No Mr. Darcy, I just can't marry you. you see, you're small, green, magical, homicidal, and if all this wasn't enough you're from Ireland. it simply won't do" "Tis Pity, Miss Bennett, that you're a stuck up witch, i'll be having your ears you upper class bitch"
get shorty by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:49:21 AM
that was uncalled 4
Of Leprechauns and Men by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:50:12 AM
We gonna tend dem clovers, Coolio?
It's great- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:50:15 AM
I first saw BM in the 80's, but had forgotten how good it is. Cheers for the reminder, Doc.
lep returns by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:50:25 AM
the dark leprachaun
Period Drama's are definately the way forward by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:52:58 AM
I would love to see Emma remade with leprechauns (or maybe I just hate them). Or a lep Braveheart- "You can take me whisky but you'll never get me CROCK OF GOOOOOOOOOLD"
i can't make a pun for dangerous minds by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:53:20 AM
wun, too, free, fore, getchoe leprachuan on da floor..
Leprechaun at the Gay Pride Parade by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:53:30 AM
I used to think life was about finding a lass, but now I know it's better to get it in the ass
Clover Roots by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:54:56 AM
Your name is Lucky!
or the Breakfast club by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 07:55:31 AM
a group of mixed up students in a room- one of them is a leprechaun. ANgst and hilarity ensue.
EFNY would've been great with warrick by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:55:44 AM

singing: Don't you forget about me..gold by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 07:56:51 AM

godzilla vs lep! by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:57:35 AM
yeah!
In the Days of Wine and Clovers by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:00:36 AM

Lepreblanca... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 08:01:52 AM
Coolio, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship....with all of me gold, the ladies will want some of my green tip!
I thought I told you never to play that song, Coolio by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:03:38 AM

Apparently the Lep has never read any Robert Frost by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:06:00 AM
"nothing gold can stay"
lep gun by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:07:43 AM
me ass is writin' checks but I can't cash, cuz you've stolen me gold, give me m'stash!
OH MY GOD GUYS CHECK THIS OUT!!! by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:08:03 AM
http://www.mattniemi.com/image s/leprechaun-box.jpg
heres a funny picture by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:08:53 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/d igital_graffiti/424539885/
lepraporn by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:10:09 AM
coolio and lep are 'poolio' boys.. kayla kleevage is sunbathing topless....
Pillow, here is Postmaster P by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:14:18 AM
http://krypta-smierci.neostrad a.pl/lep6.jpg
wrath of lepra.. by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:14:25 AM
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!
http://wheredagolat.ytmnd.com/ by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:17:43 AM
http://leprechaunsclass.ytmnd. com/
http://imtheleprechaun.ytmnd.com / by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:18:18 AM
http://brianconnors.ytmnd.com/
THE MOTHERLODE! http://tinyurl.com/2c64gd by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:21:13 AM
or motherload.
wow...a boxed set by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 08:22:14 AM
One would think a Beastmaster set is just around the corner. I was hoping for something 'more' with Postmaster P. He just looks like a normal kid. With a name like Postmaster P, he's gotta have something else. Like a giant envelope hanging from his neck or something.
Kloipy, you da man! by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 08:23:03 AM
I just checked on Amazon - the Lep "Pot of Gore" five-disc set is available, and if you order Back 2 tha Hood as well, it goes for $54.97. Life is good!
Thanks Ironic! by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:23:24 AM
Keeping the dreams alive
he should be saying something like... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 08:23:38 AM
"Yo, let's stamp out some bitches!"
Pillow and Doc by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:25:22 AM
Yeah the picture of him there isn't the best, but wait till you see him in drag. He starts the movie delivering his positive message but in the span of 30 seconds he decides that he will help rob Ice-T aka Mack Daddy. Doc, 54.97 for the price of heaven!
postmaster p = post thriller, pre bleach Michael by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:29:26 AM
you it to be true.
I just realized by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:33:21 AM
Remember when coolio gave Weird Al such a hard time for making a parody song about Gangsta’s Paradise. Coolio said that it was fucked up because the hood has serious problems. I guess we now know what that problem was; Leprechauns
KLOIPY!!!!!! You hero by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 08:37:23 AM
just gotta hope it makes it to the UK for Christmas. YES, result. I'd rather it was region 2 (so I can play it on more than one telly) but what the hell.
Coolio's a dick in person by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 08:38:53 AM
and his "career" is right in the shitter. I remember people fiosting his CD on us at Midem a few years ago because no-one would license it for the UK. we refused as well.
shame about amish paradise by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:44:06 AM
but he's a dick? sad, I liked 'gangsta's paradise' and 'I'll c u'.. and fantastic voyage.. then he disappeared. he did a video with giant hummer gobots. thats that.
giant hummer gobots by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:45:40 AM
great name for a punk group. ?
I'm not a hero, Warwick is the real hero by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:45:56 AM

Come along and ride on a fantastic by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:47:07 AM
slide slide slippty slide, livin' with a Leprechaun is do or die
I just love that Coolio's name is on the cover of the movie by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:49:35 AM
and he doesn't even say one word and is in it for maybe 3 seconds
I'm so happy now (dear god, I'm sad) by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 08:52:20 AM
now all I need is a copy of BM3. I could well be productive for the remainder of the day.
he should just call himself uncoolio and face facts.. by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:52:28 AM
.. in unrelated news. http://tinyurl.com/2dj 45a
Lep 2, this line is amazing by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 08:56:12 AM
Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it. Cody: Me? That's crazy! Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened? Cody: A leprechaun did it. Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.
he was a complete twat. by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 08:56:25 AM
But now I know he is in Leprechaun I'll always have a special place in my heart for him. It wasn't a great CD- at all, in fact it was a pale shadow of Gangsta's Paradise.
Jarv by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 08:57:15 AM
You could always download the Russian DVD release of Highlander: The Source (the only available DVD version of the original cut) and subsequently redefine your frames of reference for "awful" and "please remove my eyeballs with a claw hammer.".
sword and the sorcerer by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 08:58:09 AM
the sword! "Come now, let's be off. There's a battle in the offing! We've got kingdoms to save and women to love!"
I keep forgetting to do that- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 09:05:38 AM
ANother thing to do this weekend,
This is hyseterical by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 09:06:45 AM
over 200 posts for Narnia and a good 150 of them are for Leprechaun. And we still think Hollywood cares about our opinion
Doc, is that the one with Mario in it? by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 09:30:42 AM
I just love the "gruff" voice he uses. Plus it had Mako in it. Good at making himself 'multiply', not so good at defending sword thrusts.
michael berryman & warrick davies in twins 2: cell division boog by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 09:36:40 AM
goodnight.
the title cutoff and no edit - aicn is like communist china by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 09:38:30 AM

Pillows- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 09:48:33 AM
No Mario is in The Sorcerer which is either the third or the fourth. I can't remember which. They all suck after the first one- but retain moments of stupid genius.
Gotta go guys by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 10:09:22 AM
Keep Warwick alive!!!
peace out Kloipy (channeling Postmaster P) by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 10:28:30 AM
So if I remember correctly LP, the second one is with Connery in it again? So I haven't seen the 3rd or 4th one, depending upon which one Mario is in.
okay...looked it up by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 10:35:04 AM
So Mario is in the esteemed third chapter (The Final Dimension or The Sorcerer), the fourth being with the pairing of the MacLeods together. I may have caught some of the fourth one.
yee-uuuckk (and laters Kloipy) by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 10:38:53 AM
They paired the Highlanders? So there can be only 2? what a horrid idea
oh-no...they still have the one.. by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 10:48:11 AM
reading the synopsis...a group of bad guys join together (disregarding the one-on-one fighting) and start taking out immortals. The MacLeods join together, with Conner telling Duncan to take his head so that with his power, he can beat the bad guys. Doesn't that make you want to run out and watch that puppy? Um, no? Of course there's only one Highlander movie...hello ladies.
amanda peet to wreck next xfiles movie by palewook	Dec 6th, 2007 10:49:11 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2w9aq6
I'm so proud of us by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 10:51:13 AM
We've driven a Lep TB up to number 2 on the charts. This has been a fine day's TB'ing It's still a rotten idea
winning combination: by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 11:06:53 AM
mentioning of the following items: Leprechaun movies Beastmaster movies Warwick Davis in general THE BATES Of course it's a shitty idea, that's what makes those sequels such a painful joy to watch.
True Dat, by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:20:13 AM
the problem with the Highlander sequels (with the possible exception of The Sorcerer) is that they AREN'T fun: The Quickening is the one where they fuck continuity in the arse and make the immortals aliens. That's too shit for words. The Sorcerer is blazingly stupid, and as a result quite enjoyable. Haven't seen the TV spin-off one. The fact that they did such a heinous thing makes me sad. Fucking TV movie spin-off of a spinoff tv show. I need to find this new one. That could be awesome.
agreed..the second one is hopeless... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 11:22:30 AM
Mario Van Peebles saves the third one with his riveting performance. Plus the whole setup in Japan is so hokey.
I like the idea of the quickening (not the Alien thing) by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:26:30 AM
The quickening could have been one of McCleod's powers for winning the battle. But the film was so joyless- and I couldn't give less of a toss about the Ozone Layer bollox that formed most of the plot. Sean did stop a giant drill with a golden light though.
yes, the pairing of MacLeod with terrorists by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 11:32:54 AM
to take out the shield thingy...not good. The future thing would have worked if he ran into the Leprechaun. Or trying to take out THE BATES. THE BATES in space would be like the shield, blocking out the sun and all.
THE BATES in space..... by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:40:28 AM
I've seen it- in Armageddon- Don't they call it a Planet Killer. Hmmm, now that I have my Lep box set...... WHERE'S MY CRITTERS BOX SET MOTHERFUCKERS?
other things that suck about it: by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:42:32 AM
They forgot what made the first one good- and made it a stupid, faux-weighty dialogue heavy wannabe eco-warrior film. Highlander is about immortal dudes killing each other. You need more than 4 immortals. (2 of which kill themselves through incompetence)
Does putting ANYTHING in space make it better? by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:44:00 AM
Seriously, Lep, Critters, jason, all benefitted from stellar travel. The only low rent film I can really think of that didn't was Hellraiser- bloodlines is severely poo.
exactly... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 11:45:59 AM
"It's better to burn out...than fade away" On a side note, I was just perusing the Morgan Spurlock TB...I knew there were reasons for me not posting to that one. Yeesh.... Wow, I haven't seen Critters in like, forever.
I would hazard a guess and say Bond did not... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 11:48:00 AM
One would think that if you are a cheesy franchise, the natural progression would be to space. After all, you have all sorts of new 'rules' about space that you can affectively ignore or make up as you go along.
Oh, you poor people! by DocPazuzu	Dec 6th, 2007 11:55:56 AM
You talk of the suckage in the Highlander sequels yet you haven't The Source yet! I'm telling you that it makes The Quickening look like The Empire Strikes Back - it's simply that horrible. It was only ever released in its original form in Russia, and was frantically recut for other distribution. I don't know if its newer form has ever been seen, but there's a rip of the Russian DVD on the nets. It's a ghastly film. Not to be missed!
no, Moonraker was not great, by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 11:57:38 AM
Muppets was though. I keep getting sucked into that stupid TB, because I keep seeing tinfoil hat fuckers posting drivel. I wish they'd fuck off to wingnutcunt.com or pinkiecretin.org or something
well, doc by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:01:37 PM
obviously, you think global premiere, you think of Russia. I HAVE to see this. The other problem with the quickening is that it became effectively a space installment far too early. Film 4 is the ideal time for a space installment. As by then you've already hit the bottom of the creative barrel so need a blatent gimmick to keep going. Examples that should have gone to space much earier: Friday 13th (stupid telekinesis and suchlike instead), Nightmare on Elm St, 4/5/6 are dire. Unless you start in space then never, ever come back to present day- (yes you AvP, I am talking about you, YOU IDIOTS)
DocP by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 6th, 2007 12:06:09 PM
Zone.
that's the sci-fi made for tv movie? by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:08:24 PM

The Bates in Da Hood by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:09:54 PM

Kathy Bates in Basic InStink by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:10:32 PM

You know who needs to go to space? by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:11:24 PM
Ghoulies
good call Kloipy by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:12:53 PM
how about the swamp thing?
How does this "Zone" thing work by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:12:54 PM
I can never find anyone I actually want to find in there.
i've only used it to send messages... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:13:55 PM
never participated in any of those forums..
Warwick Davis inside The Bates in Scent of a Woman by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:14:01 PM
ewww that even creeped me out
Pumpkinhead in Space by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:15:11 PM
Only Lance can hear you scream
good shout Kloipy by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:15:42 PM
great idea. Swamp thing is already established in the Tromaverse so he's fine on earth at the moment.
How about the Puppet Master series by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:16:21 PM
I believe there are at least 35 in that series. I remember dressing up as one of them for halloween when i was like 11. Seems I was the only one in my area who knew about Puppet Master, go figure
Leprechaun Vs Mac and Me by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:18:19 PM
Life is fine, but life's not fair, that's why your stuck in that wheelchair
fucking zone by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:18:25 PM
How do you search for users to send a message? I could not be arsed to trawl through millions of pages of names. My only complaint with pumpkinhead was that he didn't have a pumpkinhead. You gotta have a pumpkinhead.
Chucky still hasn't been to space by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:20:29 PM

go to your inbox and post message, and then by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:21:51 PM
you can search for whomever you are looking for.
I will never forget by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:23:10 PM
those days when we got the Sex and the City movie TB up past 1000 posts about Warwick Davis, and Transformers TB all about The Bates and Wilford Brimley, and a Diary of the Dead TB about Classic movies with zombies added in the title ie Citizen Brain
here is the zombie TB, this shit is priceless by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:26:39 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node /33225
if any talkback needed to be sidetracked... by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:26:44 PM
that was it. Now that you mentioned Wilford Brimley, I think him and Coolio should be in a Lep movie together. He can be called Master Oats or something.
They will never make ALL the Narnia movies by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Dec 6th, 2007 12:27:08 PM
Here's why in book release order, but not Narnia history chronological order: Voyage of the Dawn Treader: Yes. Could be done, should be done. As Lucy and Edmund are the only Pevenses in it. Silver Chair: Could be done, would be nice to see. The only returning character would be Eustace from VOTDT, and Trumpkin, about 50 years older. A Horse and His Boy: No for two reasons. First, Susan, Lucy, and Edmund are the only returning characters (except Aslan he's in everything). Now granted they are in smaller roles so you could get other actors. Reason 2: Narnia vs. Calormen is just symbolism for Christianity vs. Islam. Christianity good, Islam bad is what the allusion boils down to. No studio has the nerve to relase that in today's PC climate. The Magician's Nephew. Yes, this movie absolutely could and should be made. It is the origin of Narnia, and the only returning character is Jadis the White Witch. It would be awesome to see Swinton in this role again. The Last Battle: Won't be made for several reasons. Eustace and Jill are two of the main characters. This would have to be made right after Silver Chair which would have to be made right after VOTDT otherwise the actors will be too old. Same reasoning goes as all the Pevenses (okay almost all, no spoilers for those who haven't read this) Finally, just like the previous religious allegories, not only does it go more in depth and basically claim the worship of Tash (Islam) is a false religion, but one of the followers of Tash is saved because of his purity in his believe Lewis was basically saying he was really believing in Aslan ie Christianity. Again, no studio has the guts to open that can of worms. In conclusion: we'll need to be happy ending this at Silver Chair and Magician's Nephew.
cheers guys by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:28:43 PM
I think that SATC TB was our finest hour. Just because we overturned TF.
LMFAO Master Oats by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:29:07 PM
That shit is great
Jarv, I know man that was some great shit by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:31:28 PM
Everything had music by Aerosmith
"Life is like a box of human kidneys". by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:32:26 PM
A scantily clad Eva Langoria with a missing arm eats the pool boy. Sometimes the mayhem produces such jewels! You're right Kloipy, that's a good one.
that was the remake TB- by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:33:26 PM
It was genius, who started the soundtrack by Aerosmith thing?
LOL some good shit in there too by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:38:28 PM
http://www.aintitcool.com/node /33233
found it by Lost Jarv	Dec 6th, 2007 12:38:35 PM
right- off home. See you later http://www.aintitcool. com/talkback_display/33233
Take it easy man! by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:39:07 PM

Pillow I would kill for a Brimley rap about diabetes by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:40:12 PM

I forgot about the having sex with the golden girls part of that by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:45:06 PM
my history shall live on!
yo-yo by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:52:20 PM
Master Oats is in the hoooouse... Gonna drop some knowledge on your asses! Insulin is where it's at! Processing sugar and all dat! Obesity obesity obesity Ya shud be jogging in the city... word
LMAO I guess I'll have to kill now by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 12:53:39 PM

better than the first one anyway by BurgerKing	Dec 6th, 2007 12:53:47 PM
Judging from the plot and special effects and "dark" theme, because all the cool kids are doing it, this one looks way better than the first movie.
that would be in the Leprechaun movie by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:56:12 PM
just in the middle of it...when Coolio suddenly shows up. And then disappears.
Who dares summon the great and all powerful Coolio?! by Reel American Hero	Dec 6th, 2007 12:56:33 PM

sorry, we'll put down the flute by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 12:57:32 PM

Jesus loves me this I know, if he don't I'll find a ho by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 01:00:02 PM

you could recast leps in Get Shorty by ArcadianDS	Dec 6th, 2007 01:02:26 PM
and not have to change the title.
Leps in the City by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 01:17:26 PM
Lep has become a very successful business leprechaun, and is out scouring the city for love. Little does he know that horse face chick whom he has fallen for, has stolen his gold. Love is a bitch, horse face will soon be face down in a ditch.
Ugh the boss just gave me some work by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 01:20:25 PM
damn i was having fun. See ya later once again
bastards! by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 01:32:29 PM
Lep Vice...Lep and Coolie team up to take down the Miami crooks. The only problem is that Coolio is in each episode only ten seconds. Hard to stop crime that way.
coolie? by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 01:33:08 PM
I should probably lay off the coolie ade...geez.
The Leprechaun Identity by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:05:09 PM
Lep is without memory...doesn't even know that he's lost his gold. It's up to Master Oats and Postmaster P to help him regain his memory before he loses his gold...forever!
The Road to El Dorado by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 02:17:48 PM
You know he would just shit himself in the city of gold
Leprechanator by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:20:05 PM
The Leprechaun recruits Master Oats and Coolio to take down THE BATESnet.
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:21:29 PM
He would shit bricks of gold!
What Screams May Come by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 02:24:28 PM
Leprechaun in Heaven
Field of Screams by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:27:34 PM
If you build it, they will die die die!
Leprechaun: Prince of Thieves by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:29:25 PM
Wilford as Little John Coolio as Marian THE BATES as Friar Tuck
Leprechaun Durham by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:30:34 PM
THE BATES and the Leprechaun sizzle on screen!
The Postman - in the role he was born to play by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:31:28 PM
Postmaster P
IL POSTINO P by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 02:39:31 PM

here is the real Lep rap from the movie by Kloipy	Dec 6th, 2007 02:41:11 PM
Lep: I come from the land of the Irish spring Dublin's the place where I learned my thing From the Emerald Isle to your place in the hood I'm the man of green come to do no good Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Plenteous dope, this place is hype There's a lassie, she's just my type I hate to resort so soon to magic Haven't been laid in so long it's tragic I'm so bad, I'm good I'll show you what to do, so lend an ear Don't worry, little lassie, you've got nothing to fear Sit with the lad who's lean and green And let me show you why I'm a love machine Come to do no good I'm a wee green guy who's new to town Show me what you do when you get down I'll go up, you go down We'll cause a scene, you'll love the green Lep and Zombie Girls together: Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Lep in the Hood, when we're bad, we're good Lep: From the cliffs of Mawr to your front door Better turn out the lights and pray some more We're gonna party through the night until the dawn Then you and I are gonna get it on Lep and Zombie Girls together: Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Zombie Girls: Lep in the Hood, come to do no good Lep in the Hood... Lep: Come to do no good.
Master Oats could have been rapping by just pillow talk	Dec 6th, 2007 02:49:55 PM
the Lep in the Hood, come to do no good...

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