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Harry has seen the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer!!!

first? by Jugdish	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:36:44 PM
meh
Excellent. by Nordling	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:09 PM
I really enjoyed the script, and am looking forward to the film.
Yes, I too am excited... by Azazyel	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:09 PM
"HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE..." comes close to Blade 3's "Cock juggling thunder-cunt".
"skidmarks" by OnomatoPoet	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:11 PM
heh heh heh.
FIRST by brucecampbell	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:23 PM
FIRST!
great description Harry by Jugdish	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:27 PM
it makes about as much sense as that cloverfield review you posted
NVM by brucecampbell	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:32 PM

try and curse more. by frankenfickle	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:40:08 PM
and try to relate everything to sex. these things make you sound smart and mature.
Chocolate coated WHAT?! by BoggyCreekBeast	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:40:55 PM
But it sounds like the W Bros went the right way. Looking forward to the trailer almost as much as the sheer luminous beauty that is Nicole Kidman in The Golden Compasss. How could a 40 year old woman look SO fine?
speaking of skidmarks.... by ultragoregrind	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:42:08 PM
wtf happened with that rumor that one of the Wachowskis was looking to become a woman? Last i heard people were holding back on announcing it till after speed racer hit... but wtf do i know.
"HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE" by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:43:15 PM
Harry got the AWESOME virus too!
Nordling... by HEADGEEK	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:43:42 PM
The script was summarily erased from my brain the second the trailer floored it across the mirror embossed race tracks of this thundering brain blasting trailer. My brain was left grasping at pixels trying to process what was being shown and for the first 10 minutes of THE GOLDEN COMPASS I was just panting wanting to rewind and watch the SPEED RACER trailer in frame by frame speed so I could try to dissect what I was looking at, because at full speed it's like eating seven bowls of magic mushrooms and watching a hive of bees take your seed to the petals of your flower. Something... I ... Couldn't... Process...
Tone it DOWN... by BoggyCreekBeast	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:45:21 PM
there IS a writer's strike, ya know! Heh.
Sooo... by Series7	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:45:48 PM
Which one of these Wachowski is now a V.I. Warshawski?
How long was the trailer? by vini77	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:24 PM
Was is short and pointless like The Dark Knight teaser?
Hmmm...Revolutions had an awesome trailer too... by Abin Sur	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:26 PM
The Wachowskis are still only about 50/50 when it comes to good movies (box office notwithstanding)...I'm just trying to figure out how you can coat juice with another liquid? Or is it more like a Snickers bar with a pussy juice center?
Enough about this by Series7	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:58 PM
HA HA! I wanna know about 3 whores and there mother. I heard that Lieutenant Valeris has sex with her Ears still on!
chocolate and pussy juice do not mix... by Rupee88	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:48:05 PM
still, I get your point. Anyway, the Wachowski's at least seem to have a unique POV, so I'm looking forward to this.
Speed Racer is, and always will be, lame. by El Scorcho	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:49:39 PM
Sorry.
Remember when by Your Moms Box	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:50:55 PM
Harry reviewed movies on this site? Now its a shock if he writes two reactions a month. But he runs to his computer to type out that he saw a trailer to Speed Racer. Just give the site to Moriarty already.
I just Saw Speed Racer ... by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:24 PM

the highland? really?? by PrettyNursePoppy	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:24 PM
Why on earth would you go to the Highland Galaxy? It's right behind me house, and even I studiously avoid it. I'd rather drive the extra mile and a half up Research and see it at a decent theater.
Was this where they raced round the big Lion???? by TomBodet	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:28 PM
You know the lion-wins.
EL Scorcho is a Smurf Fucker! by HEADGEEK	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:25 PM
as are all that dare speak ill of SPEED RACER
I just Saw Speed Racer ... by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:36 PM
at a small screening held by Satanists, I used my secret handshake to get it, and it was AWESOME! Itz tha nexst Stah Warz!!!1! (Sorry JDizzle)
Heh, Harry, so you liked it. by Nordling	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:48 PM
Can't wait.
hell yeah by noiretblanc	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:49 PM
it's WACHOWSOME
Don't put Chocolate on her Pussy!!! by DOGSOUP	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:53:55 PM
Sugar causes yeast infections!! Really really horrid yeastinfections that look like the defence mechanisms of the oceanig Hagfish!!! Nasty! In conclusion, RACER X IS REALLY SPEEDS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!
was it awesome? by palewook	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:56:24 PM

I remember hearing... by mode_7	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:58:20 PM
...similar hype over V for Vendetta. The BNAT crowd must have been high on something other than life that year if they enjoyed that train wreck.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit... by alienindisguise	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:58:43 PM
already did what you're describing aside from the anime part...yawn
So.. by killing joker	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:58:44 PM
When are we going to be able to see this?
I am very excited about this movie! by Live.	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:59:02 PM
Which I never thought I'd say about a kid flick starring a monkey. The Wachowskis are great directors and innovative visualists. I fully expect this movie to rock me like a hurricane.
when's it coming out by noiretblanc	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:59:42 PM
anyway
alienindisguise by HEADGEEK	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:00:18 PM
I can promise you - Roger Rabbit looked NOTHING like this.
Harry: How was The Golden Compass? by Barry Egan	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:10 PM
Did you like it? I read somewhere the sneaks were not well attended this past weekend....
Attn: Headgeek by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:12 PM
How much you getting for this glowing "review"of a trailer?
Harry already uses keyword "AWESOME" regarding that AVATAR lette by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:22 PM
Cloverfield: AWESOME Avatar: AWESOME Speed Racer: AWESOME Mayor Quimby declares "The AWESOME day"
But when can we expect to see it Harry? by Robstar	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:03:31 PM
And does the trailer advertise it as "The Wachowski bros present" or anything along those lines?
Ah! Oh! Ah! by DerLanghaarige	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:04:11 PM

Wachowski's should be making DRAGONBALL Z... by Rindain	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:05:44 PM
DBZ was one of their main influences for The Matrix's superfast and/or airborne martial arts. I'd love to see them tackle it with a $100 million budget. Alas...
There is NO WAY this will be awesome. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:08:03 PM
SPEED RACER = lousy source-material = an excuse to cash in on nostalgia with cutting edge FX. Now... ...bring me my Smurf.
3D? by Porco Drunko	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:08:46 PM
So is there any chance of this getting a 3D release, from the sounds of things I can imagine this being pretty kick ass if properly transfered to 3D.
Save Your Money by Aquatarkusman	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:09:09 PM
Just watch the Speed Racer montage that forms the basis of Ghostface Killah's "Daytona 500" video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ako RbUK2uKo
So if it's anime... by DerLanghaarige	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:09:24 PM
...does that mean the actors don't move that much and just open and close their mouth whithout any lip movement while they are talking?
So it has a lot of green screen? by ricarleite	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:11:40 PM
Is that it?
Yoko must be proud. by Nosferatu Jones	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:14:37 PM
"What does your husband do, dear?" "Well, it writes for an internet movie website and invents such phrases as 'HOLY F&KING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PSSY JUICE' when describing movies based on old 1960's cartoons." "You poor thing."
Going gaga over trailers by LoneGun	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:18:32 PM
It's often where most of the fun is at the movies. The films themselves are another story.
Cannot wait for this film. by Steve Trevor	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:19:08 PM
I'm a Matrix apologist and love the Wachowskis. Can't wait.
Is Joel "Chocolate covered pussy juice" Silver by skimn	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:19:15 PM
producing this? Is this a Tim Burton-like Kandee Kolored hyper-realistic fantasy world, or what...? Ya got me intrigued, because at first I thought, "I don't care if they resurrect Orson Welles and hand him a trillion dollars, its Speed Racer, folks.."
I JUST SAW THE SPEEDRACER TRAILER!!!ONE! by cornponious	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:20:38 PM
And it was AWESOME. I mean, IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only AWESOME but CRRRR AZEEEE by MontyPigeon	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:21:49 PM
I trust the Wachowskis regarding films, after all Bound was worthy of being called Awesome.
Wht do you wrap a smurf in electrical tape? by hst666	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:22:22 PM
So it does not explode when you fuck it.
Why not Wht by hst666	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:22:39 PM

Quality in journalism... by NotFunny	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:23:26 PM
...ain't here. Nuff said...
Thanks for ruining my LUNCH by Wed Vid Guy	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:23:33 PM
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE. How can you chocolate coat pussy juice and why is that appealing? What the FUCK??? Dude. Just never talk about anything sex related again. It's not witty. It's just fucking disturbing. Need brain bleach stat!
I got my own Mach 5 bitches by HEADGEEK	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:23:50 PM
I wish
honestly excited and curious by zom-bot.com	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:25:07 PM
no negativity from me on this one. it sounds like they have really had fun and made a world in a style that will probably be copied by everyone else for a few years after, just like MATRIX.
You have a way with words, Harry. by JDanielP	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:25:59 PM
I dare you to quote (exactly) your own opinion of the SPEED RACER trailer, above, the next time you have James Cameron on the phone. --Double dare you. --Triple dare you.
I JUST GOT MY OWN MACH5 by cornponious	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:26:13 PM
And it's AWESOME, BITCHES!!!1!
Any idea... by TheIronGiant	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:26:47 PM
...when this trailer is set to hit?? Maybe with I Am Legend?
Sign me up... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:28:41 PM
...for some chocolate-coated pussy juice! And maybe some vagina-shat fried mozzarella on the side! Or perhaps some hot breaded chicken nuggets shat from the tight cornhole of a beautiful college coed!!
Harry you hit a new "low" with that one by CarmillaVonDoom	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:29:29 PM
That description doesn't even make sense. And I knew how lame Speed Racer was even when I was a kid. Call it as it is: "Cynical money-making enterprise #4603."
SR is AWESOME = The next SW! by veritasses	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:30:39 PM
Ha! Just wanted to get in on the AICN TB catchphrase bandwagon. The Wachowski's do rule though.
It's a relief to know that this movie... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:30:49 PM
...will rival the deliciousness of a playboy bunny fecal pizza with the nectar of menses dripped over it! Thanks Harry!
SEX PENIS VAGINA by BobWinters5	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:32:34 PM
Based on my cutting edge and witty writing in my subject line...can I join the staff?
speed racer was lame by zom-bot.com	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:33:08 PM
and the english adaption is what made it so awkwardly lame and cool at the same time. it's okay to like cheese, now and then. everything doesn't have to be some hard core sci-fi epic....if this is pure mindless fun that fries your brain, i'm all for it. there hasn't been a fun movie for all ages in...forever. epilepsy inducing effects and colors for the kids, nostalgia and innuendo for adults, and effects for all the stoners.
whadya think of the Golden Compass, Harry? by PVIII	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:34:45 PM
was at the NYC premiere last night, and as a fan of the book I found it pretty serviceable. The Iorek fight got some good claps from the crowd...
Seven bowls of magic mushrooms by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:34:51 PM
and watching the bees take the pollen to the...uhh...WTF? All I need to know is, did the trailer rival the sweet taste of suckling chocolate milk from the lactating breast of a nubian jungle queen, who has a sex fetish whereby she squats and pees on your face while feeding you exotic insects?
I want to see this so bad by JoeSixPack	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:38:41 PM
:( and I wanna see it NOW!
fuck the wachowkis and fuck the matrix sequels by BMacSmith	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:40:12 PM
Movies o bad that even to this day the thought of those fucking terrible movies anger me to the point of violence. Shit piled on shit piled on shit. I hope they rot in hell for putting me through such torture. Easily the most dissappointed i've ever been at a theatre.
juicy juice by Dollar Bird	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:40:46 PM
Why do most of Harry's opinions involve bodily fluid metaphors? I'm waiting with trepidation for him to go all "2 girls; 1 cup" on us. I mean, when Neil Cumpston said he couldn't come anymore during "Return of the King" and all that was coming out was air, well, that was funny. This is just ... bleh!
I looked over at Kurt Russell dressed as Sigmund Freud by Aquatarkusman	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:42:35 PM
And he gave me a "fuck me, I have no fucking clue" after analyzing Harry's choice of verbiage.
Harry is this supposed to be attached... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:45:41 PM
to Golden Compass when it comes out this Friday? I might actually go see it then...I know a few girls that are really looking forward to GC but I dont see it doing well. CGI animals dont have a very good track record.
I SUPPORT A NEW THESAURUS FOR HARRY ON THIS ONE ! by Pound Sand	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:47:01 PM
Wow, that was embarrassing to read.
I love Harry's writing. by OnomatoPoet	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:48:23 PM
It's like an alien sex manual translated to English via Japanese, Polish, Hebrew, semaphore and whale song, but holy Mach 5 you can't deny the passion. It may also be substance abuse but let's not get into libel.
Harry - Spped Racer has always been... by Ninja Nerd	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:52:16 PM
...kind of bipolar. Think about it. Part of the time, it was goofy fun and extremely silly. The rest of the time, it was dark and serious. Throw in a few sexual undertones with Trixie, and it's a weird mess. That said, I watched every episode and occasionally find myself humming/singing the theme song on the 30 mile commute to work. I'm certainly curious to see what the brothers have done. However, I don't think it will provoke flashbacks to living in L.A. in the 1970's or change my sexual orientation!!
I just saw the Speed Racer trailer, too! by PirateEmery	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:58:53 PM
And it was awesome!
But was it as AWESOME as the new CLOVERFIELD POSTER? by Kurzinski Valentine	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:00:10 PM
As seen here: http://tinyurl.com/2n2zy7
my sister had a fever dream by zom-bot.com	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:11:10 PM
-when she was a kid in the 70's...and she said Speed racer was sitting on the side of her bed telling her she was going to be okay. this movie sounds like it's going to be like that fever dream....fingers crossed.
AICN hates anime so buckle in for shitstorms by crayon	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:11:57 PM
wheee
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE STOKED FOR THIS???? by wilsonfisk89	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:17:09 PM
its going to be great fun, and incredible to look at, if nothing else. No, I doubt its going to rival 'there ill be blood' for an oscar, but thats not the point. People, this is the definition of "cool news."
it's posts like this that keep me a comin back... by chiahead	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:22:42 PM
egads what an awesome read. was it news? meh. did it thrill me? eff yeah baby! I have a friend who did a little work on this film and told me this hilarious story about how the monkey playing Chim Chim, saw the kid's mother exert some kind of dominance over the kid so he then went on to exert his own dominance over the kid, so they had to sub him out with a second monkey who, from what I understand, was not as good an actor. Monkey politics and Hollywood.
Delicious by finfangfoom	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:23:10 PM
Good, I havent had any chocolate covered pussy juice for a while, and im a really fucking thirsty chocoholic
Shitty copy of trailer off youtube........ by Grandaddy	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:27:01 PM
Sorry if this has already been posted. Its the full 2 minutes, just really shitty audio..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vDMN9Qdgl5A
Chocolate Tang!!! by ThePilgrim	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:27:05 PM
Some pussys stay dry and others feel the pain. Chocolate Tang!!! A baby born will die before your in. Chocolate Tang! Viagra says it can't be here again. Chocolate Tang!!! The prisons make you wonder where it went. Chocolate Tang!!! Wear a rubber, now your wood is dry. Chocolate Tang!!! Pull you member out and watch it fly.
Is "dipped in Chocolate coated pussy juice" a good thing? by JonQuixote	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:29:37 PM
Girls pee from down there too, y'know.
sorry.........its this one......... by Grandaddy	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:46:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0I_tWfKM8ik
VAGINA by DOGSOUP	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:48:18 PM
It's not a clown car.
Holey Flavored Mungalunga Choca Mocha Latte by ThePilgrim	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:59:01 PM
Fatman! Save me the Slunk!
Mr. Owl by ThePilgrim	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:02:11 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the mung filled center of a Pussy Girl Pop???
Harry's new catchphrase! by Mr_Incredible	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:02:18 PM
"So, Harry, how was your first time? "It was HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE!!!" "So, Harry, how was your wedding night?" "It was HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE!!!"
Pussy Girl Pops by ThePilgrim	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:06:58 PM
Not your average Lollie boys and girls! Must be 18 to buy. Comes in 15 different flavors and scents. Are you Man enough to lick your way to the cherry filled center. When you think Lollie Gag. Look for the Pink! Pussy Girl Pops. Love that Tang!
Just saw Harry's Speed Racer teaser review... by JimCurry	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:10:51 PM
It was - ugh, I can't even pretend it was anything other than pathetic.
Every time Harry makes a sex reference I wanna throw up. by Mr. Waturi	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:14:25 PM
No offense, big fella.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: by ThePilgrim	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:26:48 PM
Licking Pussy Girl Pops, May Result in STD's, Mouth Sores, Chapped Lips, Hepatitis C, and or Aids. Pussy Girl Pops complicate Homosexual tendencies in Gays.
Do they have blue hair? by TheNorthlander	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:27:43 PM
Gotta have blue hair.
Looking forward to it.. by TiPPiDa	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:28:50 PM
I'm not sure I like the way Harry puts it, I'm sure there are more appropriate ways of labelling his excitement.. HOWEVER.. really looking forward to it. CLOVERFIELD MOSTER FOUND!! http://tinyurl.com/yoknyg
Desu ka? by smackfu	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:39:56 PM
http://crashingwaves.files.wor dpress.com/2007/09/wachowski-b rothers.jpg
Harry and folks by smackfu	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:44:59 PM
I know that you guys probably think you are connecting with the 'young, hip, crowd' by peppering every review and article with references to taking shits, getting shit on, getting fucked in the ass, your face came on, your willingness to blow X talent person, etc, but really, even your 'hip young crowd' target audience thinks this shit is tacky and weird.
the highland mall is ghetto by seekshelter	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:45:41 PM
seriously, that place scares me... they completely redid the theater, but the that whole shopping center is ghetto... why couldn't one of the other theaters around town have gotten the 3d projection...???
Why not... by Tourist	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:52:29 PM
...Skip the promising that it looks nothing like Exhibit A, and actually describe, or "Report" on what it did look like? It would be more interesting than hearing your opinion.
H.F.A.D.I.C.C.P.J. by BigTexas42	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:54:55 PM
Get your wristbands and bumperstickers, kids.
All of your Chocolate Coated Pussy Juice are belong to us! by conspiracy	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:13:36 PM
Talk about your disjointed sentences, to say nothing of the unappealing sexual metaphore. I guess thats Enrish for "I liked it".
CAN WE PLEASE GET A BETTER DESCRIPTION by TheDohDoh	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:19:49 PM
C'mon Harry, help us visualize and squirt vicariously. I'm almost as excited for this as Avatar. No 3d plans though?
Well, since I'm not sure if I'm seeing "The Golden Compass"... by Anna Valerious	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:24:53 PM
(Um yes, I'm Catholic and not sure if I'm going to be appalled, so I'm not going to see it straightaway) I wonder what else it will be trailered to...and if WB will get their site up...
I remember my last chocolate coated pussy juice experience... by JonQuixote	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:28:42 PM
It was different and cool. Until I realized my mistake, and flipped her over.
Enough is enough by dudemandude	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:39:05 PM
So this is what passes as American Journalism these days? And Americans wonder why they are hated the world over. No respect for yourselves or each other. Not one shred of usable information came from that poppycock you call a news article sir. You should be ashamed of yourself and your demeaning behavior both towards women and the field of journalism. You can rest assured that one day you will find yourself without readers with postings of mindless unintelligible filth that you try and pass off as journalism. Shame on you sir! And shame on your house for raising an immature ignorant child instead of a man. Good day to you!
I support the monkey sidekick on this one! by Pipple	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:55:07 PM
Sounds interesting harry... plant.
Oh, almost forgot... by Anna Valerious	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:05:50 PM
Does it sorta resemble the newer version, "Speed Racer X", which didn't have a better run on Nickelodeon a few years back? Here is footage with Sponge's rockin' theme song- http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMp lf3mPXM4 And the original opening for it in Jp. with the classic theme- http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmB eLT5caGM And also nerding out over the fact Kym Barrett's (Matrix, Eragon) is the costume designer. I feel I will be very compelled to do a Trixie cosplay. :D
Pussy juice is tasty and by travis-dane	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:09:22 PM
the movie will be sweet too!
hate to say it, but... by Halfbreedqueen	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:24:05 PM
at full speed it's like eating seven bowls of magic mushrooms and watching a hive of bees take your seed to the petals of your flower. this doesn't actually mean anything.
Wow, Golden Compass must be a really really BAD movie by theycallmemrglass	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:41:09 PM
When the review hardly mentions anything of it but the title and only talks about the trailer before it! "So how was Golden Compass", "Well, the trailer preceding it was tasty pussy juice"
LOLZZZ by cornponious	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:48:00 PM
pussy juice!! coatedpussy.ytmnd.com
That's what the little kids wanna see: Sex and the City! by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:57:22 PM

That reminds me: gotta ask my girlfriend to buy chocolate syrup! by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:05:23 PM
I'd like to try out chocolate flavored pussy!
mmmmmmm by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:18:05 PM
chocolate pussy juice bar! is that what he said? Sounds delicious.
Golden Compass by Shawn F.	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:24:01 PM
Digital or film, one word I would not associate with it is 'perfection'. Wish someone would give me $200 million to piss away like Chris Weitz and company did with this film.
"HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHECKADY-CHOCO THE CHOCOLATE C by Orionsangels	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:25:01 PM

CHICKEN by Orionsangels	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:25:27 PM

Harry, what about the DVD Releases for this week? by PirateEmery	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:34:26 PM
Pirates? Superbad? 24?
sex and the shriveled vaginas by Orionsangels	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:34:46 PM

Smurf fucker? by El Scorcho	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:52:29 PM
Hah. OK, I guess I did watch the show when I was much younger, but I can't remember it that well. But the premise is pretty stupid. Admit it.
DETAILS.... by WhatsntheBox	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:52:42 PM
Was Emile Hirsch in the trailer? Christina Ricci? The cast is great...but WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE IN CHARACTER?? That info may be more useful than chocolate pussy juice.... Please describe....
well that's how you would (should) do it by Demosthenes2	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:09:15 PM
given the source material... We don't want something bland like the Thunderbirds movie.
Yeah, Harry, but did you LIKE it? by Anti-fanboy	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:19:26 PM
It's so hard to tell. You're like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and smothered in chocolate-coated secret sauce.
Well that's all and fine but when do I get to see it??? by JeffManSixtyFo	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:27:50 PM
Lucky fool.
That reminds me: never read anything written by Harry again. by leobloom	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:38:27 PM

"CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE"? by Skankardly	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:48:18 PM
get a grip fat man.
HOW MUCH DOES ONE HAVE TO PAY HARRY... by leobloom	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:54:16 PM
to get the "chocolate coated pussy juice" in a review? Is it more expensive than a review that compares a movie to a blowjob? Just trying to figure out what studios get for their dollar around here.
RE: seekshelter by PrettyNursePoppy	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:58:11 PM
I agree with you. Sometimes by laziness or necessity I'm forced over to the Galaxy, and the parking lot and lobby are just wall-to-wall East Side Crips. It's a decent suburban area, and I never feel particularly threatened, but the Galaxy is straight up trash. Harry's choice of theater just absolutely mystifies me.
Now that Harry has Carnal Knowledge by Damer1	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:01:05 PM
of a female, he feels obligated to use the term "pussy juice" in all his reviews. Oh for the days of Blade II.
prettynursepoppy by seekshelter	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:04:26 PM
i guess it should also be pointed out for those that do not live in austin... that there is also a strip club right across the parking lot too...haha
All bluescreen....umm....no thanks by Hugh G Rekshun	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:14:49 PM
This movie is supposed to be shot entirely w/bluescreen. I guess 'Sky Captain' hasn't taught anyone a lesson.
I"VE HAD CHOCOLATE COVERED PUSSY JUICE by bunkyboo	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:19:55 PM
... and baby, it ain't as good as you might imagine. Quite nasty, actually, unless you like fish fudge.
AND ALL YOU CLOVERFIELD VIRAL MARKETING A$$E$ by bunkyboo	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:34:14 PM
It's not working. You are just pissing people off and creating a negative attitude toward the film. Cut the shit- J.J., fire these jerks.
harry would eat the chocolate, leave the pussy. by ironic_name	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:44:22 PM
larry Wachowski's pussy? english muthafucker, do you speak it?
Speed has a beer... by jimmy rabbitte	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:52:03 PM
...and cheats on the Mach 5.
'Holy fucking awesome dipped in choco-covered...' by Darkman	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:07:13 PM
I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Redskins-Cowboys. Catch it!
Anybody see the Rambo commercial by ct4buddy	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:10:04 PM
on MNF...it was tits; sorry to go off the topic of chocolate covered pussy juice
Goddamit, Harry. Any plans to start acting - by Laserbrain	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:10:54 PM
your age anytime soon? Chocolate covered pussy juice... fuck man.
racer x: "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" by ironic_name	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:18:37 PM

fox looks like cyclops in the suit by ironic_name	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:20:57 PM

I re-watched the Matrix sequels last week... by Burgundy82	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:34:37 PM
and they're better than you remember. Also, V for Vendetta was like a cockslap of awesomeness straight from the pelvic region of Guy Fawkes himself. I'll give this a chance.
Um... by the_false_maria	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:38:58 PM
...isn't Chim-Chim's pal named "Spritle?"(sp?) Just askin'.
Apparently Harry is under the impression by Burgundy82	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:41:55 PM
that pussy juice is pleasant to the taste. I, for one, prefer it when it's lubricating the thrusts of my penis, thankyouverymuch.
Burgundy 82 by Napolean Solo	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:55:30 PM
I, for one, prefer it when it's lubricating the thrusts of my tonsils and my penis, thankyouverymuch.
this has always been an adult oriented site by Rupee88	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:13:16 PM
the talkbacks have always seemed fairly wide open as far as the use of "adult" language is concerned. This is far from a porn site, although most of the reviewers are male and they are just honest about digging (or worshipping) chicks quite often. I find that refreshing, and as an adult male, I can relate.
this isn't an adult site by Halfbreedqueen	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:35:04 PM
this article actually shows AICN to be very childish and pre-teen esque. mmm... ESQUE
Matrix sequels by Halfbreedqueen	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:36:55 PM
Actually I watched them recently and they are even more infuriating now that action scenes have become even more advanced and all you are left with is a betrayal of The Matrix universe and a complete boar of a story arc. Revolutions is absolutely terrible, though Reloaded has those cinematic moments. Best part of Revolutions is the stuff with the arab dude in the train station.
V for Vendetta by Halfbreedqueen	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:37:18 PM
though, was quite good.
Just saw The Matrix by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:51:33 PM
It was HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICESOM"
Wow though harry, fuckin love that Lo Pan gif by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:52:59 PM
Its HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICESOM!
There was a boar in the Matrix Trilogy? by Freddie Mercury	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:56:56 PM
I guess I missed that, Halfbreedqueen.
Halfbreedqueen by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:57:31 PM
Totally agree on Matrix sequels, though I liked it less I was still anticipating the third and the level of missed oppurtunity left me so numbed to complete boredom that by the time it got to the final Smith battle I just wanted it to end.
TRANdy Wachowski by robzass	Dec 4th, 2007 12:06:49 AM
Do we get to see it's ballgina?
Ah yes, Matrix Revolutions... by Sledge Hammer	Dec 4th, 2007 12:28:59 AM
...home to one of the most uncomfortably drawn out and undramatic death scenes ever put on film. Felt like it took that bitch an hour to die, and if I could have sped up the process by strangling her with my bare hands I would have done. And this coming from someone who actually liked the character until then too... I loves me some Bound, and V for Vendetta did it for me hardcore, but damn did The Matrix ever fall victim to the fate of diminishing returns, and Revolutions especially was just the absolute fucking pits. Still got some coming back to do from that one Brothers W. Will Speed Racer be a return to form? Doubt it, I always thought Speed Racer was lame as fuck personally, but I guess that means it should be even easier to impress me with a merely "fun" flick than it would be to wow over a hardcore SR fan, though all that said I still have very little interest at this point. Still, we'll see...
Hell yeah, trinity's death was all pain by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 4th, 2007 12:41:06 AM
but not in an emotional "OMG Trinity's DEAD!" pain, but a "jesus this is the worst death scene in quite a long time" pain.
just got off the phone with Leon Phelps.... by the_man_from_Rio	Dec 4th, 2007 12:54:06 AM
aka the ladies man, and he told me he had never heard of such atrocity when trying to relate a sexual innuendo as a compliment...to anything...ever...not even his guest on the program, a freud-dressed Kurt Russell could make sense of the sentence...he simply laughed. trailer seems cool, and odd, i'm sure i'll eat it up like bacon-flavored nipples.
did this site devolve so completely by INWOsuxRED	Dec 4th, 2007 01:08:04 AM
because the site runners constantly troll us with bullshit, or did the talkbackers drive the site runners insane?
Calling the above conversations "adult"... by Buck_Turgidson	Dec 4th, 2007 01:32:19 AM
..may be a wee bit presumptuous, I would say. I would assume Harry, now being wed, has in fact encountered "pussy juice" and having done so, would in turn understand the bizarre and mildly nauseating nature of this image. How is it possible the he still discusses sex like a 12 year old?
And by the way... by Buck_Turgidson	Dec 4th, 2007 01:40:46 AM
..as far as I am aware, juice cannot be coated.
Ouch by HExTeXly	Dec 4th, 2007 01:43:14 AM
This site has gone down the crapper...seriously. Harry, where are your reviews man? And WTF is this "news" you've been shoving our way lately? The Cloverfield story, the "new" Joker pic, and now this are really making me wonder if this site is even in the TOP 100,000 list of things you think about a month.
"Juice cannot be coated" by Burgundy82	Dec 4th, 2007 01:48:24 AM
I just laughed out loud. A valid point indeed.
S'pose it'd work if you froze it first? by GilesT	Dec 4th, 2007 02:07:42 AM
Lotta effort, though. Hmm.
"Cockslap of awesomeness" by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 4th, 2007 02:11:28 AM
That made me laugh.
Pussy really isn't that tasty..... by Wed Vid Guy	Dec 4th, 2007 02:19:51 AM
Yeah that was just a strange turn there Harry.
It would taste good by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 4th, 2007 03:06:59 AM
if you poured fudge on it.
Harry - that new AICN animation is great! by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 4th, 2007 04:49:21 AM
I mean that too!
Trinity's Death Scene was Amazing !!!! by NoDiggity	Dec 4th, 2007 05:01:29 AM
It was really emotional, though understated. What did you want, her coughing up blood and bits of lung? I guess most of you fanboys aren't older, emotinally, than 10. Girls still got cooties, for you, yeah?
Can you imagine how Harry and Yoko have sex, now? by ricarleite	Dec 4th, 2007 05:06:38 AM
I mean, it has got to be SO disgusting, horrible and nauseating. Now my claim that Yoko married Harry because he'll die soon due to he being morbidly obese and she getting this website and all the fame doesn't feel so weird, eh?
Cameron will shit all over the Wachowskis by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 4th, 2007 05:12:23 AM
AVATAR or SPEED RACER? Tough choice there...it would help if the Wachowskis had made a decent film.
ricarleite by Street Trash Bhoy	Dec 4th, 2007 05:16:56 AM
You seriously need a hug from mummy or daddy.
It's a Giant Fucking Lion on a Bike, okay?!?!?! by TomBodet	Dec 4th, 2007 05:20:05 AM
Nothing to see here folks, move on, nothing to see, Johnny Sokko is waving the checkered flag, nothing to see, etc.
Street Trash Bhoy by ricarleite	Dec 4th, 2007 05:21:58 AM
I'm not saying I ain't fucked up, I am. But you gotta see my point here. I mean, have you seen pictures of the wedding?
Harry's chosen chocolate-coated pussy juice, here's why by Bobo_Vision	Dec 4th, 2007 06:13:42 AM
Actually...I'm not sure why.
DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE by Trazadone	Dec 4th, 2007 06:25:56 AM
Harry, there's a difference between being "funny" and "trying to be funny". That's just gross and it detracts from your articles.
One more reason why Harry is a moron by m_prevette	Dec 4th, 2007 06:28:29 AM
Geez...Chocolate coated what????? Grow the fuck up.
Yeah, it was amazing... by Sledge Hammer	Dec 4th, 2007 06:28:30 AM
...amazingly fucking horrid, stilted, emotionally devoid, painfully drawn out, and utterly, utterly preposterous, not to mention being just fucking awfully written. Understated? How can a death that lasts for about twenty fucking minutes possibly be understated? It was basically "I'm dying my love, but before I do let me give you this three hour monologue...". Fuck. Off. I don't get any joy for this fact, if ever there was a death scene that should have meant something, but ultimately didn't delive anything, it was this one. The brothers W fucked the goat on that one I'm afraid, least in my opinion anyhow. You want a real sci-fo franchise death scene, watch Wrath of Khan (even if then turn around and bring him right back), or how about films like: Miller's Crossing, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Amadeus, Videodrome, The Dead Zone, Bridge On The River Kwai, Galipoli, Midnight Cowboy, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Night Of The Living Dead, The Wicker Man, The Deer Hunter, Network, Blade Runner, Alien, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, The Fly, Braveheart, Seven, To Live & Die In LA, 12 Monkeys, Shane, and Fellowship Of The Ring, just to name a few off the top of my head, all of which had truly great, memorable, and resonant death scenes, far more so than that half arsed Matrix Revolutions bollocks.
However, this article made me read that Blade II review by Harold The Great	Dec 4th, 2007 06:29:45 AM
Holy shit. That stuff is ahead of it's time. A few decades, and that shit has to be in Journalism 101.
What of the music...? by The Chosen	Dec 4th, 2007 06:40:24 AM
Have they made some "poprock" version of that "Go Speed Racer Goooo"? I was kinda expecting it, and hoping maybe it'd get done by Rage Against the Machine... Just to be completely normal
Very well written mini-review Harry by BobParr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:40:12 AM
You are trying way too hard. You remind me of the geek in school rying to hang with the cool kids by talking raunchy. Aren't you pushing 40? You should be embarrassed.
BUT I WANNA KNOW WAS THE SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER GOOD?!?!? by BringingSexyBack	Dec 4th, 2007 08:03:53 AM
Was it awesome? Please, was it?
Chocolate coated pussy juice is not awesome by BringingSexyBack	Dec 4th, 2007 08:05:46 AM
That's gross, Harry. I feel sick now.
How do you coat juice? by Lord Nerd	Dec 4th, 2007 08:19:26 AM
looks at screen and rest's chin in hand
Lord Nerd, have you never heard of chocolate covered Cherries? by NoDiggity	Dec 4th, 2007 08:28:27 AM
and the cherry juice inside?
JI THNK YOU MIX THE PUSSYUICE AND GELATIN IN A BOWL by BringingSexyBack	Dec 4th, 2007 08:30:12 AM
and let it chill and set. Then add a layer Hershey's chocolate syrup on top. Sprinkle cinnamon and powdered sugar. Makes a nice holiday dessert.
NoDig by Lord Nerd	Dec 4th, 2007 08:37:39 AM
Yea but as BSB has just pointed out there seems to be some kinda of colling process involved in hardening this thing up. Harry Balls never said anything about that. I'm just sayin'
I forgot.... by Lord Nerd	Dec 4th, 2007 08:39:28 AM
..to copy and paste my last post into word and check the spelling and punctuation. Sorry.
You have to make everything about food, don't you lard ass? by Sledge Hammer	Dec 4th, 2007 08:40:54 AM
Only fucker I ever met that actually put on weight while eating pussy...
Speen Racer Theme by PutZ	Dec 4th, 2007 08:43:36 AM
Back in the 90's there was an album released called "Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits" A bunch of alternative bands did covers of some of the old 70's cartoons. The band Sponge cover Speed Racer, I still jam to it when I'm haulin ass down the Highway. I tried to find a link but the only one I could find uses it over some animation from Full Metal Alchemist...but whatever, check out the song, I think its a much better cover than whatever pop jackass who's hot at the moment will inevitably crank out.
Ok Sledge by Lord Nerd	Dec 4th, 2007 08:43:53 AM
That was funny. ahaha
Harry, ol' buddy, it's okay to stop acting twelve. by SpyGuy	Dec 4th, 2007 09:54:00 AM
Both you and Kevin Smith now that I think about it. Let it go, Peter Pan.
Harry, are you illiterate? by brotherbradshaw	Dec 4th, 2007 10:57:30 AM
After all these years couldn't you use grown-up words for your reviews?
Methinks Harry has never "gone down" by Wed Vid Guy	Dec 4th, 2007 11:23:19 AM
Cuz if you had pussy juice, it wouldn't be something you'd have voluntarily outside of sex. Dammit man! You posted that disgusting shit yesterday and I'm still reeling. Just never talk sex again. Please.
paging Patton Oswalt by ArcadianDS	Dec 4th, 2007 01:07:37 PM
This update stunk. I wrote like this when I was fourteen.
The Matrix Trilogy OWNS your Asses! by Johnno	Dec 4th, 2007 01:37:23 PM
Those who detract are nothing more than pussies stirred in human incubator juice whose brains are too chocalatey coo coo for coco puffs! WACHOWSKIS FOR NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! It's the obvious choice!!!
I think the name of James Taylor's new CD by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 01:41:05 PM
is "Chocolate Covered Pussy Juice." Or something like that. On the tour, he'll have bitches on leashes in cages, and when he sings "Country Road," midgets come out and throw poo at them.
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE by future help	Dec 4th, 2007 02:09:05 PM
Limp Bisquits new ALBUM! it's out now!
HOW DO YOU by Ebolarama	Dec 4th, 2007 02:34:51 PM
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD???? Thanks in advance
"They have take characters and placed them firmly within an anim by Blanket-Man	Dec 4th, 2007 02:46:40 PM
Nice to see those grammar tutorials are still nestled firmly under the fitness DVDs, Harry!
You Can't Coat Juice Asshole by The Ender Smites Foes	Dec 4th, 2007 02:48:51 PM
But you Can lace it. So it could be pussy juice laced with Chocolate sauce.
is this trailer posted anywhere yet? by La.Cucaracha	Dec 4th, 2007 03:38:20 PM

I'm not going to be like all these prudish talkbackers... by Lobanhaki	Dec 4th, 2007 04:10:33 PM
who haven't been long enough to recognize that ridiculous sexual metaphors are par for the course with Harry, but I think there's something to be said for the Irony of an X-rated review for the preview of a G-rated film. I'll be interested to see what this looks like when the preview shows up online. As for The Matrix? Some folks are just impossible to please. Some folks were so interested in seeing that movie kick Star Wars' butt that when the Matrix sequels showed up and its reach exceeded its grasp they just turned on it. Me? There were plenty of cheesy moments, and I think they would have been better off not offloading important story information onto the Animatrix and that video game, and perhaps taking a littl longer to hash things out. That said, the Wachowskis still managed to be twice as inventive and thoughtful about what they were doing than most filmmakers out there.
BOTH THOSE REACTIONS ARE NEGATIVE by BurgerKing	Dec 4th, 2007 04:14:49 PM
NO ONE LIKES THE TASTE OF VAGINA
Speed Racer theme covered in 1995 by GiggityGoo	Dec 4th, 2007 06:33:18 PM
Matthew Sweet, the great power-pop musician, put a cover of the SR theme on the CD single for his song "We're The Same" in 1995. It's a perfect cover, fast-paced and poppy. I actually heard it yesterday as it cycled through my car's MP3 player. Great, fun stuff.
That's just f**king stupid, Harry by D.Vader	Dec 4th, 2007 07:29:17 PM
Chocolate coated pussy juice? Seriously? That's the most juvenile thing I've seen in the 11 yrs I've been coming to this site. You really disappoint me sometimes.
I had plain pussy juice and by Mace Tofu	Dec 4th, 2007 08:50:18 PM
IT WAS AWESOME. Really. Can't wait to see the trailer : )
you pig by wille WEINERFACE	Dec 4th, 2007 09:04:38 PM
learn some decency. You are vile and disgusting. Everything relates back to sex and food with you. Your experience with sex amounts to sticking your dick in a hot pocket while eating out a pokemon toy you fat fuck.
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE by crayon	Dec 4th, 2007 11:25:30 PM
I just got a $20 rebate from my local electrics store! It was great!
Revolutions by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 5th, 2007 02:11:52 AM
Worst movie of all-time. Nuff said. Reloaded was good, though, lol.
Growing up is for chumps. by iamrafsusername	Dec 5th, 2007 03:26:47 AM
Creativity rules your jealous ass.
well said Ender Smites Foes! by couP	Dec 6th, 2007 05:02:04 AM
and someone put up a youtube link already, sheesh.
Ha! by HExTeXly	Jan 18th, 2008 10:25:49 AM
Still alive...
Who is still Alive? by Orcus	Jan 18th, 2008 11:37:32 AM
Johnny 5?

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