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CLOVERFIELD has been seen! By Actually One More Fella!

Second! by googamooga	Dec 1st, 2007 02:49:16 AM
Whew! Finally!
Cool by TruPhan	Dec 1st, 2007 02:51:59 AM
Too bad the trailers are hurting the movie.
cool but more importantly.... by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 1st, 2007 02:52:55 AM
Darabont is doing The Long Fucking Walk. YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
JJ is at the least intriguing by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 1st, 2007 02:54:05 AM
kinda like Schlamalamadingdong.
Just saw THE DARK KNIGHT in a small screening in Chicago. by tonagan	Dec 1st, 2007 02:54:06 AM
IT WAS AWESOME!
tonagan by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 1st, 2007 02:55:40 AM
Plagarist! ehhheehee
Just saw my turd floating in the toilet in a small screening in by jfp2007	Dec 1st, 2007 02:56:59 AM
IT WAS AWESOME!
Why is the movie world full of bullshit hyperbole? by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 1st, 2007 02:58:23 AM
They felt they had just made 'Star Wars'? Give me a break.
JUST SAW YOUR MOM! by Errockk	Dec 1st, 2007 02:59:46 AM
It was blehh!
Cool. by Khrono	Dec 1st, 2007 03:02:38 AM
Very cool. I doubt this is as innovating as Star Wars, but cool nonetheless.
Great Review! by GCH888	Dec 1st, 2007 03:03:54 AM
I like how it avoided any spoilers. Thanks a lot!
Hmmmm by Stuart-Renton	Dec 1st, 2007 03:05:57 AM
I'm confused. What does this say about the movie (other than it was awesome)? Seems like yet another in a long stream of getting quite annoying promotions for a movie we still know nothing about.
I just saw the live action JLA movie by kafka07	Dec 1st, 2007 03:12:53 AM
IT SUCKED BALLS!
if it's SOOO great... by fight this generation	Dec 1st, 2007 03:14:31 AM
then why the hell is it being released in January? Why all the viral, playing coy with filmgoers marketing? I've got no hopes for this one, but with the dearth of any decent releases in Jan/Feb, I'll still see it. Maybe, just maybe, it'll surprise me.
What a review... by Pipple	Dec 1st, 2007 03:14:44 AM
No life story, no long rants about politics, no pretentious preaching? It's Ain't it concise news.
Starwars reinvented Science Fiction movies by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 03:15:23 AM
...in a time when Blockbuster was a new concept. This is just a monster movie. Made in a time when 20 movies a year competes to be Blockbuster of the year. There will not be a new "Star Wars" until a few decades after the studios stop making Blockbusters.
It's Blair Witch meets Godzilla so... by photoboy	Dec 1st, 2007 03:24:10 AM
... it can't be the next Star Wars. The premise just isn't big enough or clever enough for that.
And so... by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 03:33:43 AM
...a new AICN catchphrase is born!
IT WAS AWESOME! by darrenspool	Dec 1st, 2007 03:34:33 AM
But don't tell us what it's about, YOU FUCKING CRUEL BASTARD!!! Fuck you!
What if THE DARK KNIGHT... by LoneGun	Dec 1st, 2007 03:42:08 AM
...is really the film of 2008 that turns out to be the next "STAR WARS", and Heath Ledger's Joker winds up becoming the most iconic screen villain since Darth Vader? What if?
If anyone but Harry wrote this story... by IndustryKiller!	Dec 1st, 2007 03:43:26 AM
it might have a modicum of suspense to it. I mean no offense, but Harry you've been known to jump the gun and be more than a little forgiving.
That was a review? by Pawprint	Dec 1st, 2007 03:54:17 AM
Jesus christ - that makes me one of the world's most eloquent and insightful reviewers EVER! The original Star Wars was a phenomenon of it's time; it was mysterious and unknown because it was just that - no-one was really interested in it prior to release, and the success was all word-of-mouth generated. 'Cloverfield' on the other hand, is just clever, slick - perhaps even cynical - marketing, and this 'review' is just typical... I couldn't be LESS excited about this film.
Just read your review by MattmanReturns	Dec 1st, 2007 03:54:30 AM
IT SUCKED.
AS MAYOR OF DRUGACHUSETTS I DECLARE THIS PIZZA TO BE... AWESOME! by Det. John Kimble	Dec 1st, 2007 03:58:08 AM

Don't DO that! by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 04:18:14 AM
You know how it is when you build something like that and it doesn't pan out. You know. Harry, don't cum on my face and tell me its cake batter....
what if - my balls were on magic time? WHAT IF? by captainCAPSLOCK	Dec 1st, 2007 04:19:56 AM
what if i gave a fudge about this movie...and Harry trying to be a part of the hype machine. i bet they spend more dough on marketing than on the movie.
So it might not be Cthulu? by Stimpson J Cat	Dec 1st, 2007 04:26:43 AM
If not Cthulu then what is it?a Cthulu on ham sandwich,two allbeef special sauce Cthulu?on a Cthulu bun?!
Cake...fudge....dough... by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 04:28:02 AM
Now I'm hungry.ˇ
What if? by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 04:28:03 AM
What if it was about Hostess Fruit Pies(tm)? What If? (Wasn't What If a shitty comic book?)
House plant by j_ky2002	Dec 1st, 2007 04:29:58 AM
A plant, since it was ".. in house..."? hahahahaha I crak meh up.
STOP talking about food! by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 04:30:30 AM
Not only am I hungry but you are going to give Harry a complex. Asses.
Shit. by j_ky2002	Dec 1st, 2007 04:30:48 AM
Leobloom. Shit.
Was Moriarty by j_ky2002	Dec 1st, 2007 04:33:49 AM
Walking in the picket line, or was the famous person? Pizza. Twinkies. Steak.
If someone had really seen this film... by Evil Lincoln	Dec 1st, 2007 04:37:58 AM
...they would have put up a huge post bragging about seeing the film and spewing information about this "secret" blockbuster movie. Having some choad come on here and saying it's awesome and nothing more isn't even worth posting on this site. Give us some cool news or get off the pot.
Not even a plant. by mrfan	Dec 1st, 2007 04:42:31 AM
More like an overexposed weed.
Ive seen it by warm_turtle	Dec 1st, 2007 04:47:16 AM
Its pant's, you dont see the monster/monsters.
UMMM..... by red ezra	Dec 1st, 2007 04:51:36 AM
WTF?
Lost any serious interest... by Mondo47	Dec 1st, 2007 04:53:08 AM
... the second I saw balloon-girl in the trailer. Plant or no plant, I can't shake the feeling this movie isn't going to reach the expectations placed on it. Here's hoping I'm proved completely wrong...
Re: buffywrestling by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 04:53:30 AM
It's cool, Harry gives me a complex every time he gets near a keyboard.
Cloverfield is by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 04:54:09 AM
THE MOST UNPUTDOWNABLE SEXY TOMBOY BEANPOLE IN THE UNIVERSE. Also, Roger Ebert is a moron. In his 1999 negative review of the South Park movie, he states that Matt and Trey better move on because there is nowhere left to take South Park. When are people going to give that bloated ass the boot he deserves?
THe mONSTER GRABS the helicoter! by warp11	Dec 1st, 2007 05:00:21 AM
That is why the helicopter is falling!
Is it true that Harry Knowles loves men by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:12:01 AM
toring inner city children?
I know Harry often thinks about cock by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:14:36 AM
erspaniels and other domesticated animals.
I'd like Harry to come on my Face by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:16:41 AM
book page so he can see how much I like movies
Maybe just a smidge too much hype by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Dec 1st, 2007 05:17:20 AM
But it's not going to stop me from seeing it when it comes out. Just want to see a fun monster movie please.
I have a lot of growing up to do by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:19:01 AM
nuff sed
I JUST SAW A FAKE REVIEW!!1!1 by cornponious	Dec 1st, 2007 05:21:18 AM
It was \|33+!
"Star Wars" will never happen again by BenBraddock	Dec 1st, 2007 05:23:52 AM
Sorry, but you know it's true. It's a different industry now, a different world. Sad but true.
This guy has compiled everything and.... by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:23:57 AM
doesn't seem to be just another part of the marketing campaign...ahem...ahem...AICN. http://cloverfieldclues.blogsp ot.com/
I've seen it. by MC-909	Dec 1st, 2007 05:26:37 AM
It's a whale.
Meh-Star Wars doesnt need to happen again by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 05:31:31 AM
Greatness will always find a way to get made. Star Wars has been demystified by Lucas now anyway. LOTR and Harry Potter are better series in term of story and mood. Let go of Star Wars, life is for the living.
Excellent Journalism by Lloytron	Dec 1st, 2007 05:34:01 AM
Now I've read this review I have no doubt this movie will be awesome. After all, someone anonymous thinks it is awesome! He must have seen it because hey, it was shown internally at Viacom at some point. Who needs proof he was actually there? Not me!
Easiest dough this plant ever made by Laserbrain	Dec 1st, 2007 05:37:52 AM
Nice work, son.
Looks like . . . by Thall_Joben	Dec 1st, 2007 05:43:24 AM
Godzilla 2.
just watched star wars part 7 in a small room by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 05:48:34 AM
before the special effects are placed in the movie. and man the special effects looked great...... thats my whole review. really i saw it. want proof? my second cousin overheard your third cousin's ex best friends step sisters next door neighbor who heard it was going to rain tomorrow.
yeah I'd like to share your enthusiasm Harry by Maniaq	Dec 1st, 2007 05:59:55 AM
but I've heard a lot of movies get the "IT WAS AWESOME" review and while some were even truly great, I think you're a just little too eager to make the leap to "magic time" friend...
I'm embarrassed for them... by proton45	Dec 1st, 2007 06:01:18 AM
Their are some clever minds behind the promotion of "Cloverfield" and it has made me (very) skeptical of any secondhand information I hear about the movie...However reading the paragraph about how they feel they "made Star Wars" made me cringe (I felt embarrassed for them)...The makers of "Star Wars" (way back when) didn't even know what they had before they released it...They thought that they had a "good movie" and hoped the public would like it, but they had no idea of the phenomena/sub-culture they where giving birth too...To suggest that "they"(cloverfield) feel they created something so monumental as Star Wars is embarrassing...maybe they should have said they made Jaws (LOL)...
I won't. by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 06:08:14 AM
and I work in a movie theater so I go in for free. Still haven't seen Snakes on a Plane either.
Remember when Bruce Willis said Die Hard 4 was gonna be as good by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 06:13:50 AM
or when he kept talking about how great he felt about it and everything? You see, people who work on movies are sometimes either blinded by the project as a sort of defense mechanism. Even though they know it's not that great they still convince themselves that it is to make a better job and keep the morale up. Also, sometimes they lie because it's in their interest. In this case, I say Don't believe the hype. If it's really that good, you'll hear it from people you know.
the problem with working in a movie theater... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 1st, 2007 06:17:36 AM
is you always come in during the same part every time you do your little check to see if some tweener snuck in. You know its true...Cloverfield will deliver but what do I know I liked MI3. pop quiz: name that movie quote "jam me jack me push me pull me talk hard"
The exploding girl convinces me that... by MOOMINIO	Dec 1st, 2007 06:18:22 AM
Its gonna be a remake of "the stuff" with a giant monster thrown in....people drink slusho! they expand. Original.
the more i'm experience of this BS marketing campaign by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 06:19:15 AM
F this movie. I aint seeing it in the movie theater.
Fine. CloverField is cake. by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 06:19:16 AM
With possible fudge. Sprinkles pending.
Cloverfield episode IV: A new hope by everstranger	Dec 1st, 2007 06:25:29 AM
So J.J Abrams make a Cloverfield trilogy that's awesome and in 2021, when he needs more money to pay for his divorce, he makes a prequel called episode 1: The monster menace. He introduces a friendly monster talking like a retard, brings in shitty actors who will fulfil all his nerdy fantasies like fucking near waterfalls etc... Angry fans demonstrations follow and the world collapses. I WARNED YOU !!!!
Harry would bone, wouldn't he? by darrenspool	Dec 1st, 2007 06:27:23 AM
That's for boning us.
AlbertPike? Slusho site? Flippable pictures with cryptic message by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 06:27:41 AM
I wonder viewers will actually be able to work backwards after they see the film and see all of the clues they missed way back in July. I'd hate to think that there were no clues in any of that stuff. I would've wasted too much time pondering non-existant puzzles. Thats no fair!
TheRealSeveren by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 06:32:27 AM
I liked MI3too (sounds like a star wars droid), I think it's by far the best in the series. The first one was really forgetable, except for that great opening where all the agents got killed, and the second one suffered from post matrix syndrome. But this isn't M:I 3. This is the Liam Gallagher school of self promotion, and rule #1 there is Boast your ass off because people are sheep.
I saw Cloverfield and it.... by Evil Lincoln	Dec 1st, 2007 06:35:09 AM
...was too Clovery!
All retarded jokes aside... by Evil Lincoln	Dec 1st, 2007 06:37:22 AM
...I totally agree with proton45's assessment of the "Star Wars" comment. Kind of reminds me of the music artists who say they're as big as The Beatles.
You know by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 06:39:31 AM
JJ and the producers have been fairly reticent. All of the hype is coming from people speculating. Im not sure why people are so angry at this film already. Nothing wrong with mystique. This is a unique appoach. Enjoy it. Would u be happier with knowing everything you think you want to know? Its human nature to want all the answers and get angry when they don't cme fast enough, but the anticipation and the slow unravelling is much more engaging.
Yeah but... by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Dec 1st, 2007 06:40:44 AM
It was stated that someone "not associated with the film" made the Star Wars comparison.
it wasnt a review by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 06:43:14 AM
it was a shill for the marketing campaign
All this Cloverfield nonsense is fine and dandy... by TheRealSeveren	Dec 1st, 2007 06:47:11 AM
but I just really want to see a sequel to Pump up the Volume. ATTN: Northlander hey man, people arent sheep at least not the folks we know. Think back to all the people youve met in recent years and a vast majority of them are probably intelligent, creative and all around interesting. The "masses" are smarter than you think. I think we're all going to have alot of fun at the movies come January. "Oh my god its before 8:30 so I guess its ok to kill myself" Wave of Mutilation UK surf is such a great song and its probably the reason I ended up enjoying Southland tales as much as I did.
I bet when Harry wakes up at Noon.... by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 06:48:57 AM
he's gonna read this and set everyone straight.
Harry, you lying fuck hack by Son of Hades	Dec 1st, 2007 06:49:30 AM
You've been sucking the corporate cock for far too long now. Retire while you still have what remains of your health and hand over to Drew. Only an ever-diminishing group of retards believes anything you say these days.
I think it is obvious.. by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 06:56:20 AM
that it is sponsered by Dunkin Donuts... Yeah, I know. But funny if it was. Ever had a Hurtz Statue of Liberty donut? Thwack-Thwack Hutrz donut? Then there is flag waving... "yay!" No seriously. The synopsis of the film, is going to be a hurtz donut and flag waving.
I hope people give the Blair Witch Project some props by cromwell1666	Dec 1st, 2007 07:01:54 AM
Talk about revolutionary and ahead of its time! We've been witnessing Blair Witch offspring in the form of Ghost Hunter shows, TLC docs and films like......Cloverfield.
I just saw 2 episodes of the new STAR WARS TV series by Riley Martin	Dec 1st, 2007 07:10:17 AM
At a small screening in Sydney. IT WAS AWESOME!
I JUST SAW DEAD PEOPLE. by dr.bulber	Dec 1st, 2007 07:17:20 AM
dressed like star wars characters. it was pathetic.
Cahiers du Cinema? by CuervoJones	Dec 1st, 2007 07:18:02 AM

Just saw a review of Futurama Benders Big Score... by cripeman	Dec 1st, 2007 07:20:47 AM
it was from 3 days ago.
I just had sex with Kristen Bell on a small bed by CuervoJones	Dec 1st, 2007 07:21:19 AM
IT WAS AWESOME!
What was the point of that? by Bobman46	Dec 1st, 2007 07:22:52 AM
vaguely interesting to know it was screened but seriously......
Anticipating something being the next "Star Wars" is counter-pro by Chewtoy	Dec 1st, 2007 07:23:54 AM
Seriously... As soon as you raise that expectation, there really is no way for a movie to meet it. Largely, this is because people didn't go into "Star Wars" itself with preconceived measuring sticks. So this pretty much leaves the only point of this "review" and over-hype being to fan the flames of the haters in talkback chatter. None of which strikes me as good for the movie. At least the "Blair Witch" backlash came after the film had become a success.
PLANT! by ironic_name	Dec 1st, 2007 07:26:08 AM

"He gaped his ass at me" by Dr Uwe Boll	Dec 1st, 2007 07:32:37 AM
Sick! (and premeditated too).
Just saw the new special special xmas 2007 edition of star wars by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 07:39:16 AM
and messsssah lovvvved itt. noooooooo nooooooooooo noooooooooooo.
I don't give a flying fuck about this hype-machine by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 07:39:21 AM
I guess I'm normal, then. A Star Wars-like movie? Gimme a fucking break. It will make a small benefit and end up in HD-DVD or something in 6 months, and same time next year no one will give a shit.
I didn't see any lightsabers in the trailer by aboriginal	Dec 1st, 2007 07:44:39 AM
This I hope is an attempt to turn genres on their collective heads and kit-bash several into one making an entirely new animal.
you just know by Magic Rat	Dec 1st, 2007 07:49:06 AM
that all the people pissing and moaning about this movie will be lined up to see it the day it comes out.
Plant-a-field by Superfunhappyslide	Dec 1st, 2007 08:01:08 AM
Does anyone else smell a plant?
Saw the trailer with The Mist last night by dr sauch	Dec 1st, 2007 08:02:22 AM
First off, The Mist was so so much better than I expected. Great. I've seen the Cloverfield trailer online before last night, but seeing it on the big screen really got me amped. I'm incredibly optimistic about this.
It is Lovecraft! For 'tis a plant monster! by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 1st, 2007 08:02:43 AM
Okay, it's not, but calling "plant" is a tradition worth keeping. By the way, I'm glad Harry did not mention [the guy who wrote "Superman vs. Doctor Lex Luthor, Flying Kryptonian CIA Agent"] anywhere. The damn egomaniac's name is already too often being attached to a film that he's only producing...
I JUST SAW CTHULHU AND IT WAS AWESOME by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 08:04:11 AM
And it was dancing. MNG, what say you?
by Superfunhappyslide	Dec 1st, 2007 08:06:38 AM
On the notion of this great review and the fact that a reliable source said it was 'Awesome' and especially when they say 'Just saw'. (Spoiler) By the way I forgot to send you my review of 'The Dark Knight'. 'Just Saw The Dark Knight, it was okay, not as good as Burton's Joker' I apologize for the length of the review, next time it will be shorter.
the next "Star Wars" by jimmay	Dec 1st, 2007 08:07:10 AM
The Hollywood circle-jerk culture is so self-congratulatory and clueless they think everything is the next Star Wars. I guaran-fucking-ty some Hollywood studio douchebag said the sane thing the first time Godzilla or Batman and Robin was screened.
Paragraphs Anyone by Superfunhappyslide	Dec 1st, 2007 08:07:52 AM
How do I do them?
We're the real monsters.... by freerangecelt	Dec 1st, 2007 08:13:46 AM
I suppose that will be the twist. Maybe they will CGI Rod Serling...
superfunhappyslide by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Dec 1st, 2007 08:20:10 AM
try typing < p > only without the spaces between the p.
Yeah, Star Wars Christmas Special! by Axl Z	Dec 1st, 2007 08:23:39 AM
maybe it's fight the frizzies?
TheRealSeveren by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 08:24:33 AM
People are sheep. Come on man. Saying otherwise is like denying the existence of things like peer pressure and marketing.
2008 will suck by disfigurehead	Dec 1st, 2007 08:29:40 AM
The year begins and ends with the self gratification of JJ Abrams.
What the hell has happened to this site? by johnyaztec	Dec 1st, 2007 08:30:26 AM
Man this site is going down the shitter.
I thought the 5th Element was the next Star Wars by kafka07	Dec 1st, 2007 08:36:29 AM
so does this mean Cloverfield is the next 5th Element?
Just saw Terminator 4 by MatDGZ	Dec 1st, 2007 08:43:02 AM
Wish I hadn't!
Just planted this review! by Gorf	Dec 1st, 2007 08:47:15 AM
It was awesome!
The only thing I want to know about Cloverfield is this: by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 08:47:59 AM
Will it make Kurt Russel laugh?
"RELEASE the HYPE MACHINE!" by dead youngling	Dec 1st, 2007 08:49:18 AM
screams JJ. Count me in.
Maybe the review saw the poster by MontyPigeon	Dec 1st, 2007 08:50:35 AM
"It's Awesome" - Anonymous (Aint it Cool News). "Star Wars" - Anyonymous (Aint it Cool News). "For shizzle the dizzle of fizzle" - Anonymous (Aint it Cool News). "BeefCurtains rule!" - Anonymous (Aint it Cool News).
What If........ by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Dec 1st, 2007 09:01:44 AM
this movie sucks harder then a crack whore on a dick? Sorry Haryy I am not buying into the hype on this one.
ahem by buffywrestling	Dec 1st, 2007 09:02:02 AM
"It's a flag-waving Hurtz donut!"_
They were at some point trying to make by emeraldboy	Dec 1st, 2007 09:04:28 AM
a movie about Eval Knievel for years.
I just saw my Mom naked.... by sirbroiler	Dec 1st, 2007 09:09:32 AM
...I'm going to throw up.
Re: Spifftacular Squirrel Girl by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 09:15:34 AM
You want to see a fun monster movie? Grab yourself a copy of Harry's Honeymoon video, and that ain't film grain if you know what I'm sayin....
I SUPPORT THE JOURNALISM MAJOR ON THIS ONE! by chrth	Dec 1st, 2007 09:16:01 AM

Re: Son of Hades by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 09:17:48 AM
Harry doeslie, and Harry is too far up the ass of the studios. I honestly don't see whey Mori, Vern, and the gang don;t bail and start their own news site. I mean they're all full of shit, but at least we know where they're coming from.
Harry for the love of god... by Mort Meyers	Dec 1st, 2007 09:17:56 AM
Can we get reviews like this in "spoiler" brackets please?
Just sucked my own dick! by Loosejerk	Dec 1st, 2007 09:23:28 AM
It was meh.
Talbackers that is what happened to this site by emeraldboy	Dec 1st, 2007 09:26:10 AM
Some talkbackers anyway. The talkbackers who genuinely love movies have been crowded out by those who patently dont. Those talkbackers who dont like movies use thier Alleged love movies as a front, to beat up on every single aspect of movies from the process of making movies to the studio system down to all directors, writers and finally the cast, the poster, the trailers. They all hated X-men 3, Superman returns, transformers. But yet they all went and saw those films, crowded on here, to say how awful those films were. Dont complain if one day harry decides to shut this website down and walk away. He only set up this because he genuinely believed that there were people who shared his love of film. some talkbackers have become the reason why this site is so terrible. If the talkback was filled with unifrom agreement all the time then it would become boring. Just once in a while it would be good if everyone agreed that the fil they saw was the best of the year. some talkbackers have made this site utter predictable and stale. With utter dislike of Movies in general and anyone who actually likes movies and has a good word to say. and if harry shuts this site which he wont, then those who hate movies only will have themselves to blame.
Went back in time and just saw Batman & Robin by tiredpm	Dec 1st, 2007 10:01:51 AM
IT WAS AWESOME! Good God, Harry, that might be a new low for this site. Can you at least verify the person who wrote the 'review'? Because if that's the standard for scoops these days I'm going to start emailing you every time I work on an in-house corporate video...
When are they gonna make the STAR WARS prequels? by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Dec 1st, 2007 10:02:53 AM

Gay Gay Gay by sevadro	Dec 1st, 2007 10:03:22 AM
You just sound so gay.
Re: emeraldboy by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 10:05:30 AM
Wow kiss ass much. I think it's fucked up we all have to hold hands, eat Hostess Fruit Pies(tm), and love all shit movies. Why can't we call bullshit? This "review" was bullshit, and harry is full of shit for posting it.
I just saw.... by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 10:07:54 AM
Harry's Honeymoon video! It was AWESOME to claw my fucking eyes out! The BEST monster movie ever!
I JUST SOLD MY SOUL TO J.J. ABRAMS. IT WAS AWESOME ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 10:09:54 AM
Well, what was left of my soul after that Toshiba HD-DVD trade..., here's why.
I tied my bathrobe for this? by artyfufkin	Dec 1st, 2007 10:17:54 AM
Is this is a joke? The Staue of Bigotry with its head missing, a wake going into NYC to be destroyed +again+ and an ape/Lion/hippogriff/sasquatch monster? Hollywood is getting extremely f*&king tired.
What if.. by Cotton McKnight	Dec 1st, 2007 10:18:42 AM
the monster is Shia LeBeouf? What if?
What if..... what if....... people actually gave a shit?? by J-Dizzle	Dec 1st, 2007 10:24:26 AM
The buzz of this movie has died down because people have become sick to death of Abrams' cock teasing. This elusive "I've seen Clovahfeeeld, ZOMG!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!11111" message is just another example of the above mentioned cock teasing. So somebody saw Cloverfield. So what? If no one is going to post a review then its a pretty pointless message really, isn't it? "But itz da necksed Stah Warz!!!!!" How are we supposed to know that??? No reviews, no hard evidence to suggest its awesome. Just a viral marketing campaign that lost its flavor months ago. Color me unimpressed.
Harry just got paid... by Damer1	Dec 1st, 2007 10:24:54 AM
to perpetuate a myth. And you suckers just paid for it.
i think harry will like this movie. by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Dec 1st, 2007 10:30:01 AM
just a prediction... ...and i hope i like it too.
YOU MISERABLE FUCKS DON'T EVEN WANT MOVIES TO BE GOOD ANYMORE. F by A G	Dec 1st, 2007 10:33:59 AM
I knew this would be great.
Give me a break by Purgatori	Dec 1st, 2007 10:35:26 AM
if this asshole had actually seen this...and seen the monster. Do you really believe that Harry and Co. wouldn't splash the description etc. all over this page? Because fuck...that's the biggest scoop of the year. Instead we get this cocktease wannabe thing that is just laughable. And this panting and drooling what-if? Truthfully I'm very excited about this movie. I've got the poster I got at Comicon hanging in my cubicle at work. Yes I am that lamge. But this kind of hamfisted wannabe hype post bullshit is plain stupid. I think other people on here feel the same way.
PS by Purgatori	Dec 1st, 2007 10:37:06 AM
Wow...the talkback just skewed my entry. Lamge? What the hell is that?
It's a lame Blair Witch version of Godzilla by ShiftyEyedDog2	Dec 1st, 2007 10:37:31 AM
unless th emovie is completely different than the trailers, I fully expect it to be the biggest disappointment of 2008. Those trailers do NOT impress me in the least.
This will appear on my tombstone... by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 10:42:34 AM
"But itz da necksed Stah Warz!!!!!"
"The Phantom Menace," was once "The next Star Wars," by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 10:45:29 AM
AND MEESA LOVED IT!
Just saw Iron Man in a small junkyard by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 10:48:15 AM
Itz da necksed Stah Warz!!!!!
Derf! by squidman	Dec 1st, 2007 10:50:59 AM
I think that STAR WARS was made at a time when children liked space, but children are not in space anymore, so that big monsters are there in acity andkids and people can enjoy it. Plus, I liked it whenthey went ZEEEOOP! and PIZZZZEEEEM! Also, a monsterinthe city is too soon afterI was in it and I might get scared like the trailerwas for teh first sTar Wars.
The only time I've ever seen Cinema lines like Star Wars by MontyPigeon	Dec 1st, 2007 10:51:17 AM
Was Ghostbusters. There is no way that Cloverfield will even match it. It may be a good film but if all we have to go by is "It's awesome" then we're as much in the dark over it as Lemmywinks was up the asshole.
IT FEATURES DINO SEX by BringingSexyBack	Dec 1st, 2007 10:53:17 AM
Groundbreaking giant monster porn = Star Wars of 21st Century
Just saw 'The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert by Fortunesfool	Dec 1st, 2007 10:54:40 AM
It WAS awesome.
Everybody is Carping on about remakes by emeraldboy	Dec 1st, 2007 10:59:20 AM
Why are you all complaining about this now? it has been happening since the very beginning Of hollywood. There have been countless remakes of Dracula, Peter Pan, frankenstein, the blob, Alfred Hitchcock remade some of his movies. Westerns have been made and remade countless times. This all agenda-ism. Hype has alway been part of the hollywood system. This is a semi-hypothetical scenario. Hollywood gets total by superstorm and studio system gets suspended. Then there would be no hollywood, no movies no and reason for this site to exist at all. I cannot believe that there would people crowding on here if that happened and it may happen one day the way the weather is all fucked up globally to cheer the demise of the studio system. If there were no movies being made and no tv, this site would no exist. No more talkback.
Everybody is Carping on about remakes by emeraldboy	Dec 1st, 2007 10:59:25 AM
Why are you all complaining about this now? it has been happening since the very beginning Of hollywood. There have been countless remakes of Dracula, Peter Pan, frankenstein, the blob, Alfred Hitchcock remade some of his movies. Westerns have been made and remade countless times. This all agenda-ism. Hype has alway been part of the hollywood system. This is a semi-hypothetical scenario. Hollywood gets total by superstorm and studio system gets suspended. Then there would be no hollywood, no movies no and reason for this site to exist at all. I cannot believe that there would people crowding on here if that happened and it may happen one day the way the weather is all fucked up globally to cheer the demise of the studio system. If there were no movies being made and no tv, this site would no exist. No more talkback.
Just saw CLOVERFIELD 2 at a small screening... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 11:09:45 AM
It made the first Cloverfield look like fuckin LOST IN SPACE!
Cloverfield = Giant Jar Jar vs Giant Ewok! by GornPirate	Dec 1st, 2007 11:11:39 AM
MESA GONNA KICKSA YOUSA ASSA! YUBBBBBYUBBBBBBBBB!!!
Just saw Cloverfield! It was "meh"! by freak2thec0re	Dec 1st, 2007 11:14:58 AM
Can my review be run on the front page too?
I for one... by Frankenbastard	Dec 1st, 2007 11:16:29 AM
Can't wait to see the new American Godzilla with a bunch of hi fiving teenaged white boys in it. In the trailer, they lost me at the party scene. I can just hear the use of the word "bro" every five seconds.
Which Sell-Out Was Bigger? by Mindworm22	Dec 1st, 2007 11:17:33 AM
Harry to HD-DVD or Cloverfield? If I was a betting man, I'd bet there's a large lump sum of cash sitting under the Christmas tree for Harry and his new wifey from both camps...
Just saw M.Bay saying TF2 leaked script it's a fake! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 11:22:32 AM
But we know he is lying beacuse... IT WAS AWESOME!
Just saw INDY 4 in a small screening in NYC. by El Scorcho	Dec 1st, 2007 11:25:04 AM
IT WAS AWFUL!!!
TOO AWESOME ! ! ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:27:06 AM

I JUST PLAYED CLOVERFIELD 2 ON THE PLAYSTATION 4 ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:30:22 AM
It was just like Rampage!
Emeraldboy, you DO KNOW by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 11:30:38 AM
that movies exist BEYOND H'wood? Don't you? This site, as ridiculously biased and dishonest as it became, runs articles about Asian or Eropean or sometimes African movies a couple times a year. Fuck Hollywood. It needs to burn to the ground, steam quietly for a decade and be rebuilt. Just like 50 years ago. Oh, and as much as I love to talkback with some people here, if the site was shut down I'd spend my time doing more interesting things. Like watching movies. Or talking about them with my real friends from the real life. There IS something beyond The Internet.
I JUST SAW THE DANCING WITH THE STARS MOVIE IN OMAHA ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:32:26 AM
I sat next to BSB, and afterwards, we chest-bumped.
I JUST SAW THE LOST SERIES FINALE AT J.J. ABRAMS BASEMENT THEATE by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:34:28 AM
IT KNOCKED MY DICK IN THE DIRT! AND THAT'S AWESOME!
Just saw my neighbourg's young daughter taking a shower... IT WA by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 11:35:03 AM
I love my spyglass.
I just saw IRON MAN in Area 51!!! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 11:36:18 AM
Yin Sen and the Mandarin are one and the same! They ripped off Batman Begins! IT'S AWESOME, LIKE, WOW!!!!
I JUST INVENTED THE "WHEEL" AND IT IS AWESOME by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:36:50 AM
And round.
Just saw ELVIS landing on my backyard! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 11:37:52 AM
It was AWESOME!
I JUST GOT MARRIED TO HULK HOGAN ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:38:25 AM
He's my new husband, brother!
Screw the wheel! I just saw FIRE! IT WAS AWESOME! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 11:39:43 AM
But my place is burning!
I JUST HAD HUMMUS AND FIGS IN OSAMA BIN LADEN'S CAVE ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:40:13 AM
It was not so awesome. But the figs were fresh and the hummus was lemony, the way al-Qaeda likes it.
I just chose HD-DVD! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 11:40:42 AM
it's AWESOMEly dull.
I JUST THREW A BASEBALL AROUND THE WORLD ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:42:44 AM
It was a little short, but I one-hopped the catch!
I just saw a TALKBACK DEATH on AICN!!! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 11:43:28 AM
it's AWESOMEly pointless, but so much FUN! as usual... chestbump
I JUST HAD A BEER AND CHEETED ON MY WIFE! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:45:00 AM
infidelity is awesome !
I just saw Star Wars Episodes 7-9. by crackerfarmboy	Dec 1st, 2007 11:46:14 AM
THEY WERE AWESOME!
I JUST SAW A MO-CAPPED PORN MOVIE AND IT WAS AWESOME ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 11:47:17 AM
The eyes were even deader than usual, however.
I'll wait for the remake! by fartsarefunny	Dec 1st, 2007 11:58:31 AM
Shouldn't take long.
wait wait wait... Harry adds a "bookmark" button at the bottom.. by theredtoad	Dec 1st, 2007 12:00:34 PM
But doesn't add an edit buttonto talkbacks?
Is it a Lion? Is it Chtulhu? No, it's... by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 12:00:35 PM
Shaky-Gamera versus the Hype Machine from the deep!
See what I mean?!?! by theredtoad	Dec 1st, 2007 12:01:12 PM
*button to
I saw it too! by rev_skarekroe	Dec 1st, 2007 12:01:33 PM
Well, actually I just watched Blair Witch on mute with the soundtrack to the 1954 Godzilla playing on the stereo. But y'know, close enough.
I JUST SAW CITIZEN KANE 2 AT A VANCOUVER SCREENING by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 12:03:59 PM
The code name for this movie was Rosebud's Revenge. The FX weren't totally complete, nor was the score, but the dialogue was final. OH, AND IT WAS AWESOME!
The irony of the Cloverfield Marketing campaign... by cinemaniac1979	Dec 1st, 2007 12:04:35 PM
...is that this is how all movies SHOULD be marketed. Personally, I like know very little about a movie before seeing it. In my world, 95% (or more) of the material intrailers would come from the first two reels. The trailer should set me up, the movie should knock me down. Unfortunately, we live in a world where marketing types are too cowardly to trust that people might actually be interested in seeing something unless they know the entire (tired) story, beat-by-beat. Maybe Cloverfield's greatest accomplishment will be to simply get trailer houses to learn how to cut a damn trailer.
I just saw Eastern Promises by Madcapper	Dec 1st, 2007 12:06:34 PM
and that was fucking awsome. More awsome that cloverfield will be even if it lives up to everything people think it can be. It can only be another uninteresting monster movie. Unless of course, we actually get to see a monster tear down the city and gobble down two thousand rich kids with camcorders they happened to have handy. Somehow I doubt it though..
We don't need an edit button, theredtoad by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 12:06:48 PM
because this site is infallible, and so are we. Besides, like Tom Bodet cleverly said, this site is as much slutting for the ad hits as the studio are for their opening week ends.
Harry, how about working a little bit? by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 12:13:09 PM
Putting up this Hollow Man DC review (the one you teased us with but never did...) or this second James Cameron phone interview (before Iron Jim drove through a tunnel). I'm not insensitive, so I won't ask for the promised WalterB talkback.
I JUST LISTENED TO "CHINESE DEMOCRACY," AT AXL'S HOUSE ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 12:17:02 PM
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE AWESOME WITH SLASH !
I JUST WATCHED "THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED" WITH JERRY LEWIS ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 12:18:24 PM
Everything except the concentration camp scenes was AWESOME !
Damn, Pound Sand, yer on a roll... by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 12:23:51 PM
But I'm still looking forward to seeing this. :)
I JUST SAW HARRY EAT A BABY! by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 12:24:56 PM
Kurt Russell was masturbating, so I guess its okay.
I just saw harry sucking dick, here's why by Pipple	Dec 1st, 2007 12:26:32 PM
He's moriarty's bitch. that's why.
I just saw Harry fart! by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 12:30:20 PM
It blasted the goddamned head off of the Statue of Liberty!!
Damn you, J.J. Abrams! by Magma Suit	Dec 1st, 2007 12:31:15 PM
If you fuck up Star Trek I will ream you within an inch of your life.
Just got off the phone with a cupcake dipped in honey... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 12:33:33 PM
It's resting on Harry's heaving stomach, awaiting a disgusting demise.
AWESOME IT WAS by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 12:39:50 PM
IT WAS AWESOME
I'm done Pennsy. For now. by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 12:39:57 PM
I'm still not sure if this review was a new low, or a new high for AICN. Harry, if TB'ers didn't tee off on this one, then I'd be afraid everybody was dead above the neck.
Harry has chosen to drink syrup from a bottle, and here's why... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 12:48:06 PM
He makes the Cloverfield monster look like Danny De fuckin Vito
I SUPPORT BUCKETHEAD ON THIS ONE ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 12:48:19 PM
I also enjoy KFC. The extra-crispy all white meat nuggets with BBQ sauce are AWESOME ! Harry would agree.
I just saw... by Hugh G Rekshun	Dec 1st, 2007 12:51:15 PM
...two fat kids chest-bump at a sneak preview of Cloverfield. THEY WERE AWESOME!
a haiku review would have contained more syllables by palewook	Dec 1st, 2007 12:52:09 PM
cloverfield I spied with my naked eye, telling my lie better than star wars
Hey assholes by TheDrizzle	Dec 1st, 2007 12:55:20 PM
It's THE DARK TOWER
It's gonna be VOLTRON!!! by Nuck81	Dec 1st, 2007 12:55:47 PM
You better get to see the Monster, and none of that Blair Witch no payoff crap
Cloverfield 2: Electric Boogaloo by Fa Fa Fooey	Dec 1st, 2007 12:59:40 PM
Just sayin'
Moriarty just realized... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 01:11:00 PM
C'mon, that's a good one to start with no?
I JUST WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE READING THIS TALKBACK! by CatVutt	Dec 1st, 2007 01:15:51 PM
AND IT WAS AWESOME!
PALEWOOK: by ShiftyEyedDog2	Dec 1st, 2007 01:16:26 PM
Your haiku observation was hilarious, but your haiku's second line had too many syllables - should be 7, not 9
If the synopsis is true... by Larry Sellers	Dec 1st, 2007 01:19:26 PM
It's kind of an interesting perspective. In films we always see a giant monster attack from a science or military perspective before that of the average person's. People who are incapable of stopping the creature and are only struggling to survive. Don't see how that could possibly be the next Star Wars but it's still kinda cool.
Leobloom... by mrbonefish	Dec 1st, 2007 01:25:42 PM
That stupid 3D Kane remake joke should not have made me laugh but it did...thanks for that! haha.
Just played Duke Nukem Forever whilst listening to Chinese Democ by JackBauer24	Dec 1st, 2007 01:26:03 PM
...IT WAS AWESOME!!!
Yeah, and "what if" monkeys fly out of my butt? by DarthCorleone	Dec 1st, 2007 01:27:24 PM
Sorry - couldn't resist. Hope springs eternal, but I fear that an experience like Star Wars is reserved for the days of youth, which are long past for me.
I JUST SAW MY PENIS !! THANK YOU SLIMFAST by slkboxrman	Dec 1st, 2007 01:27:36 PM
couldnt resist that one
AICN is marketing this movie by box	Dec 1st, 2007 01:28:11 PM
AICN is being paid by the studio to market this movie and get awareness. all they have to do is every few weeks, up till release date, is post anything....no matter how much or how little content....that has the word "cloverfield" in it. this will stir up a talk back and get peoples interest in the movie up again. my suggestion.....stop talking back in these forums where it's obviously marketing shit by AICN. take your discussions to other areas of worth.
Just saw "The Matrix" on a small screen in my house! by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 1st, 2007 01:28:24 PM
It's called a TV! And it's still awesome!
Just saw LEONARD PART 6 by reckni	Dec 1st, 2007 01:31:13 PM
IT WAS AWESOME!
magmasuit by slkboxrman	Dec 1st, 2007 01:32:08 PM
jj is fucking up star trek.....didnt u read the plot ?? romulans from the future go back in time using the guardian of forever to kill kirk and old spock goes back in time too to warn his younger self.....sounds sucky to me....first off it has kirk and its set mostly in the past....ive seen every incarnation of trek and this sounds like crap to me....
box by slkboxrman	Dec 1st, 2007 01:34:41 PM
who cares..... im too lazy to fight the man today.. and i dont goto conventions like you, so im outta luck there too.
I Just Imagined Harry Posting an Apology for Posting: AWESOME! by future help	Dec 1st, 2007 01:35:31 PM
JesshHH! Com'on, what a load of shit. I hit it cause i was expecting to read A REVIEW.
I can't believe that Cloverfield is only 7 weeks away!!! by wackybantha	Dec 1st, 2007 01:43:14 PM
And then a year after that, Bush leaves office. January rocks!!!
Stop posting Bullshit by Nivek666	Dec 1st, 2007 01:47:21 PM
Between this and the laughably obvious Knight Rider fake manip, AICN reporting credibility is really fucking shallow. Are you assholes just posting shit just to keep the site moving for advertisers, or what?
Is this person sure he saw Cloverfield? by DarwinMayfIower	Dec 1st, 2007 01:47:47 PM
Because he might have seen the 3rd installment in the Blair Witch Project Trilogy.
How shitty will this movie be and all it's marketing? by Johnno	Dec 1st, 2007 01:48:19 PM
So Awesome!
new star wars? by sevl	Dec 1st, 2007 01:49:05 PM
does that mean that in 20 years we'll get a hologram release where the humans shoot first?
What does budget have to do with quality? by NeoAngelus	Dec 1st, 2007 01:56:57 PM
Right?
Does the jerky cam cause by veritasses	Dec 1st, 2007 01:58:57 PM
motion sickness? You can forget the 'Star Wars' hype if it's 90min of Blair Witch style, vomit inducing hand held camera work.
JJ is building up to....The Dark Tower? by TheDrizzle	Dec 1st, 2007 02:01:23 PM
We get a HUGE teaser to The Dark Tower in the opening to The Mist......Cloverfield trailer plays before the mist. JJ Abrams is producing Cloverfield....JJ Abrams purchased the rights to Dark Tower.........NExt Star WArs? Only thing on the horizon I can think of that can rival Star Wars as a giant epic series would be Dark Tower. How fucking cool would it be if JJ builds to the Dark Tower with actually other films tying into it? It's a long shot but it makes sense with all the secrecy and vague comments like the "Star wars" one......
Talk about setting yourself up for disapointment!! by mrjoker	Dec 1st, 2007 02:01:31 PM
lame-- What if? I am totally looking forward to Cloverfield, but if I go in with expectations that it will be as good as freakin' STAR WARS I won't be anything but disappointed.
weres the Chtulhu dance guy? by Stimpson J Cat	Dec 1st, 2007 02:07:43 PM
why the fuck stop now.
OT- do the talkbacks look all fucked-up to anyone else? by WYLD STALLYNS RULES	Dec 1st, 2007 02:08:19 PM
Like just a long page of text?
What if... by Tal111	Dec 1st, 2007 02:08:41 PM
Mike Douglas had two ten inch steel rods shoved into his eyes, I think it'd go something like this-
Just saw Buck Rogers THe Movie by jhpiii	Dec 1st, 2007 02:08:59 PM
It was awesome!
It doesn't matter HOW GOOD it is.... by Playkins	Dec 1st, 2007 02:09:04 PM
Half the crybabies around here will STILL bitch about it.
Just saw TRON 4.0 by jhpiii	Dec 1st, 2007 02:09:28 PM
It was awesome
I lied it was TRON 3.0 by jhpiii	Dec 1st, 2007 02:09:53 PM
and it was still awesome!
Just saw THE LAST STARFIGHTER RETURNS by jhpiii	Dec 1st, 2007 02:11:19 PM
It was awesome!
JJ abrams is planning a dark tower movie by emeraldboy	Dec 1st, 2007 02:11:42 PM
a dark tower movie.
I just saw "Die Hard 4" again on a small screen by Turd Furgeson	Dec 1st, 2007 02:14:15 PM
Blockbuster online, can't beat it. I'm pretty damn sure they should cast Timothy Olyphant as Kyle Reese in the new Terminator opposite Christian Bale... That would be AWESOME....
I JUST ATE HALF A SANDWICH!!!! by Turd Furgeson	Dec 1st, 2007 02:15:20 PM
Why only half you ask? Because it was gross and couldn't finish it. Harry I'll send you the rest of it.
Who cares about the budget? by Barry Egan	Dec 1st, 2007 02:15:25 PM
300 was made for what? $60 million? It's a great looking film for the money. There are no big name stars in this. Maybe the filmmakers are using their budget responsibly.
I saw it and thought it was "meh" by football	Dec 1st, 2007 02:17:48 PM
And that CGI monster was like godzilla with two heads!! The Blair Witch Godzilla is what I saw.
Just saw TWO MIDGETS in DIAPERS riding an OSTRICH by smackfu	Dec 1st, 2007 02:26:20 PM
And it was awesome.
Acabo de ver NACHO LIBRE 2!!! by Darth-Mike	Dec 1st, 2007 02:30:56 PM
En una pequeña sala en Albuquerque, New Mexico. ESTUVO CABRON!!!!
Cloverfield marketing by Fan180	Dec 1st, 2007 02:33:40 PM
I think Abrams should have took the marketing further and had Coca-cola secretly create a Slusho drink well before the release of the movie. Each can containing clues about Cloverfield. Imagine seeing mysterious, green Slusho vending machines popping up on college campuses all across the America. I think it would have generated some real buzz and kept people talking.
Just Saw hudson hawk on an 8mm Projector by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 02:36:40 PM
AWESOME!
Cloverfield "Shaky Cam" by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 02:40:05 PM

Cloverfield "Shaky Cam" by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 02:41:08 PM
is the shock waves from Harry humping away. I told you fools this was his "honeymoon" video.
Episode 1 of Star Wars maybe by alienindisguise	Dec 1st, 2007 02:42:42 PM
Cuz it sure as shit won't rival the good ones. Cloverfield will suck ass just like all of Abrams' projects.
I hate to be negative. by ManosTHOF	Dec 1st, 2007 02:49:12 PM
But wow, this "news" posting is an unfortunate credibility decision.
Just saw THE SOPRANOS finale TRUE ENDING! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 02:51:48 PM
It was... yes! AWESOME!!!
Just saw the PLANET TERROR missing reel! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 02:55:32 PM
IT WAS... A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!
Just saw KEANU REEVES acting! Can you believe it? ACTING!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 02:57:11 PM
IT WAS AWESOMO!!
Just saw that I just got off the phone with Jim Cameron! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 02:59:40 PM
IT WAS A-W-E-S-O-M-O, indeed!
Um, some dick compared this to Starwars? by ODM	Dec 1st, 2007 02:59:58 PM
Fingers crossed it delivers the goods, but that is just stupid hype-building bullshit.
Just saw Harry eat a sandwich made out of smores and bacon by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 03:00:05 PM
And it was his brunch.
Just saw the banned LOST talkback!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 03:01:04 PM
IT WAS... OH GOD!! IT WAS AWESOME!
I just saw Thundercats - The Motion Picture by SpencerTrilby	Dec 1st, 2007 03:01:14 PM
starring Greg Grunberg as Lion-O and Keri Russell as the hairy feline hottie. IT WAS AWESOME!!! Well, it's a pleonasm, considering that JJ Abrams (the new Spielberg, so says Sumner Redstone!) is producing.
Does Lord of the Rings not qualify as "the next Star Wars"? by BobPalpatine	Dec 1st, 2007 03:02:16 PM
If not then when she stop waiting for the next Star Wars - since what makes it so special and unique won't ever be duplicated - since by definition it wouldn't be special or unique. If you are waiting for something that makes as big a splash in fandom, I would say the comic book movies approach that sort of Star Wars mayhem.
Just saw a guy playing RESIDENT EVIL 1.5!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 03:03:37 PM
OH LORD!!! IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!
Just saw Harry's integrity... AWESOME! by Son of Hades	Dec 1st, 2007 03:05:47 PM
Now that one really is a lie.
Just saw the Wampas atacking the Hoth base!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 03:06:18 PM
GOD ALMIGHTY!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!
Just saw a vision of my own death.... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 03:06:28 PM
It was sauce-ome.
Okay so let me get this straight... by JackBauer24	Dec 1st, 2007 03:07:26 PM
The Dark Knight unleashes a marketing blitz across the web, with multiple websites such as The Gotham Times, The HaHaHa Times, Remembering Gina, We Are The Answer, and many many other websites representing Gotham's main institutions such as Police, Schools, Banking, Transport and Security, bringing Gotham to life with real e-mail addresses, phone numbers etc. basically constituting a massive online mystery to reveal just what is really going on with the Joker (not to mention the numerous whysoserious updates and games there have been recently) and AICN doesn't even report it in its footnotes. But Cloverfield gets headline news because some nobody apparently said 'it was awesome'. Fuck this site.
Just saw Godzilla (man in suit) defeating King Kong!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 03:13:12 PM
IT WAS SO DAMN AWESOME!!!
I just saw Harrison Ford as Elliott's elementary school principa by wackybantha	Dec 1st, 2007 03:29:30 PM
...and it was awesome!!!!!!! I think.
I just saw Harry blowing J.J. Abrams by Thick McRunFast	Dec 1st, 2007 03:32:40 PM
It was...not awesome.
Just saw ZARDOZ by palinode	Dec 1st, 2007 03:35:06 PM
It was Cloverfield!
cloverfield buzz? by Mr_X	Dec 1st, 2007 03:37:44 PM
i've only seen two trailers. its not a big hype machine, i havent read fucka ll about it. thusly im not going to be hugely disappointed. but theres the off chance i'll actually love it. here's hoping it gets released globally at teh same time
The next Star Wars by skimn	Dec 1st, 2007 03:40:29 PM
Wouldn't The Matrix qualify? It had ground breaking visual effects, that were copied ad naseum since. It had a "philosophy" that could delved into for deeper meaning. And it had a lead actor, Reeves/Hamill, that hasn't been in anything good since. (Overlooking Hamill's voice over work)
Oh yea, by skimn	Dec 1st, 2007 03:41:15 PM
and IT WAS AWESOME!
NOT A PLANT (i suppose) by Harry Weinstein	Dec 1st, 2007 03:44:01 PM
A plant would have gone on at great length without saying much of anything, and inserted lots of crappy catchphrases imitating other reviews their corporate masters e-mailed them from this site. No, I think that was real. I would never call it a review but I think it was a legit reaction. On that note, here's my "review" of Pang Ho Cheung's EXODUS. JUST SAW EXODUS IN A VERY SMALL SCREENING IN A ROOM ADJACENT TO MY BEDROOM! IT WAS AWESOME!!! See, no sell out in my review - I turn on the Caps Lock and I keep it that way 'till the review is over. Also, I only used exclamation points for ending sentences, and after "AWESOME" I used three of them. It underscores exactly how awesome EXODUS truly is. I even give you the location of the screening, so you can get a bit deeper into my frame of mind. This guy you published can't make up his mind about the awe-inspiring power of Caps Lock. He needs to either completely embrace it, or stick to capitalizing properly like he was writing for Film Comment or something.
Damn! by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 03:52:02 PM
Son of hades really is going to hell for lieing so bad!
IF SOMETHING IS GOOD YOU CALL THAT PERSON A LIAR, IF ITS BAD YOU by A G	Dec 1st, 2007 04:02:23 PM

AGREE. by A G	Dec 1st, 2007 04:02:44 PM

Nobody has seen Cloverfield. by godhatesyou	Dec 1st, 2007 04:05:06 PM
This article is just a lie to drum up interest in a movie that looks boring.
Nobody has seen Cloverfield. by godhatesyou	Dec 1st, 2007 04:07:06 PM
AICN would never ever, put a story like this out. Its embarassing.
Thick McRunFast by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 04:09:12 PM
GREAT fuckin name man! MST3K is... AWESOME!
DID SOMEBODY SAY CTHULHU? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 1st, 2007 04:17:37 PM
Awww yeah! Clear the floor and watch me work! C, c, c, c T, t, t, t H, h, h, h U, u, u, u L, l, l, l H, h, h, h U, u, u, u CTHULHU!!! We can dance like Cthulhu We can answer to his call Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head down the road like a soccer ball Say, we can dance like Cthulhu Live it up while the livin's good Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin' and there goes the neighborhood Say, we can dance, we can dance Great Old Ones are in control We can dance, we can dance Hear them callin' the call We can dance, we can dance Terror makes you go in a trance We can dance, we can dance Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts The Cthulhu Dance The Cthulhu Dance The Cthulhu Dance YEAH! It's the CTHULHU DANCE!!!
BTW - CHUD is having a laugh over this thread. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 1st, 2007 04:20:42 PM
http://tinyurl.com/282wzn
MNG, You make the party happen ! by Pound Sand	Dec 1st, 2007 04:21:57 PM
THAT RENDITION OF CTHULHU DANCE WAS AWESOME !
cloverfield marketing team: you´re good..no no you´re by jimmy2face	Dec 1st, 2007 04:24:36 PM

What if... by Tourist	Dec 1st, 2007 04:25:46 PM
...You stopped desperately trying to pimp this turd? Imagine the possibilities...
This will be the Star Wars of lion movies by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 04:28:27 PM
And it will be awesome.
Move over Ebert. by Bubba Gillman	Dec 1st, 2007 04:32:51 PM
We have our next Pullitzer Prize winning film critic. A little farther, Ebert.
Harry Weinstein by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 04:38:13 PM
That was a brilliant analysis.
Hilarious talkback by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 04:38:42 PM
emeraldboy, you do have several valid points but they would have gone over better if you didn't mention THOSE films as examples. Also, as much as this site drives me crazy on occasion, I love it dearly for the talkbacks. There is nothing more entertaining or funny than a talkback that's gone completely nuts, whether it's a geek franchise flame war, a good troll-bashing, or a new catch-phrased/themed frenzy. Sure, I'd prefer a few more serious film discussions every now and then, but I can't lie - I absolutely love the unique madness and hilarity of AICN talkback.
Get down, Gaius! by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 04:39:57 PM

Alright! Just in time for the Cthulhu dance! by Abin Sur	Dec 1st, 2007 04:40:41 PM
Thanks as always, MNG...that was a rousing rendition.
Just saw 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP in a small screening in Salt Lake City. by taxman2001	Dec 1st, 2007 04:42:30 PM
And I also saw the marketing team of CLOVER-FUCKING-FIELD rubbing their hands in glee as Harry posted another free advert for their film. Welcome to venereal advertising.
Just got of the phone with the Lion... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 04:43:38 PM
It's huge...
Oh, and the review... by Abin Sur	Dec 1st, 2007 04:44:00 PM
Utter bullshit...I don't mean that it's been seen, because I'm sure it has. But to run that as a "review?" Christ, no wonder people are laughing at us. Gaius, you were right - we are getting raked over at CHUD.
GREAT comment on the CHUD TB: by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 04:49:37 PM
Someone asked "Is there anything Harry won't run?" And someone else replied: "A treadmill." That cocksucker was right on target!
If I was the person who wrote the Awesome review by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 04:54:40 PM
I would be laughing my ass off right now. Maybe I'm in the minority, but I myself laughed out loud when I read this absurd article, and kudos to Harry for feeling free to post it and unleash the hounds of talkback. You have to admire the showmanship--a movie whose secretiveness has made it one of the most provocative on this site finally has a review, and THAT was what we get? Face it, it's funny, dudes.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING LION!! by Maniaq	Dec 1st, 2007 04:56:50 PM
that's all I got
CHUD TB by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 1st, 2007 04:57:05 PM
Looks like Moriarty has gotten in on the action over there, too!
'Cholera's Ghost by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 04:57:29 PM
I had a similar reaction. It's VERY funny, but not as funny as the frothing it sparked.
If You Live in the Santa Monica area by WriteFromLeft	Dec 1st, 2007 04:57:58 PM
...check out the billboard ad for Cloverfield at the corner of Cloverfield and...Olympic, I think it was. Bad Robot is headquartered near there, if memory serves. Mmmmm, and those Bay Cities godmother sub sandwiches.
Just saw Peter Jackson's THE HOBBIT!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 04:59:34 PM
OH DEAR!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
DocPazuzu! by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 1st, 2007 05:01:28 PM
I couldn't agree more, sir. AICN Talkback is truly a quantum anomaly.
JimCurry by Turd Furgeson	Dec 1st, 2007 05:01:41 PM
I just read that too, and laughed my ass off.... They are being a little pompus about Harry and this site.... Granted, this is probably the worst thing they have ever posted but hey look how long the thread is in only 14 hours... We're all having fun with it.
Just saw up Harry's nostrils... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:01:54 PM
they were caked with Cheeto-dust and Ding Dong frosting!
I was there! by Mace Tofu	Dec 1st, 2007 05:03:20 PM
The First shot in CLOVERFIELD is a tilt-down from a space to the NYC skyline. Suddenly something big enters the frame and just keeps going and going and going and going towards the statue of liberty. It was AWESOME! Then at the end of the movie a small group of fighter pilots fly F22's down city streets to sneak up on the giant monster Starfish- one of the pilots even calls it a "Death-star"- so they can try and shoot a missile into the monsters 3 meter wide blow-hole. I won't ruin the ending for you. On the response cards under "how was the story?" me and my friends all marked " Just like STAR WARS." so that may have started the "it's the next STAR WARS buzz" as it was a small screening. Sorry : )
I just read Mace Tofu's fake review by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:04:41 PM
It was awesome!
I thought the Lion thing was played out by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 05:13:48 PM
But now, it's funny again. Also, I agree DocPazuzu that when a AICN talkback goes absolutely nuts, the results are one of the wonders of the internet world and for that reason I keep coming back.
This should be in IMAX 3D by Abin Sur	Dec 1st, 2007 05:16:16 PM
Just think of all the projectile vomiting you could cause. Guys and gals, have a good night - we're off to start the holiday party season. The secret ingredient to any good Christmas party - rum.
Just saw SPIELBERG'S "A SQUIRREL RESEMBLING LINCOLN"! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 05:20:15 PM
AND LET ME TELL YA: AWESOOOOME!!!
UPDATE: The squirrel resembling Lincoln has been ASSASSINATED!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 05:23:12 PM
But in a AWESOME!!! (tm) way.
Just saw a paddle for a boat... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 05:24:47 PM
It was OARsome
Just saw "Man Getting Hit by Football" by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:24:53 PM
Sweet baby Jesus, George C. Scott was awesome!
Just saw Uglúk the Uruk by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 05:29:02 PM
He was ORCsome
I just saw a ship oscillate about a vertical axis by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 05:31:42 PM
It was YAWsome.
Just saw a guy doin' the LAND OF THE LOST banjo!!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 05:32:09 PM
Gimme a A Gimme a W Gimme a E Gimme a S Gimme a O Gimme a M Gimme a E
Just watched Live & Let Die by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 05:34:03 PM
It was ROGERMOOREsome.
Just listened to "Forgiven not Forgotten". by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 05:35:07 PM
It was THE-COORSsome. And, I'm done.
Just wiped my ass with Clover in a field! by FILMFUNK	Dec 1st, 2007 05:36:52 PM
that's not a review! that's an opinion.
Just saw Keanu fire at the sky instead of Swayze by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 05:37:27 PM
IT WAS "AahhhhhhSOME!" (Bandwagons are neat.)
I just saw The Fountain... by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 05:42:33 PM
...and death is the road to awesome!
Just saw the porn version: BEAVERFIELD by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:44:43 PM
It was about a giant vagina.
I wish they'd named this movie by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 05:47:01 PM
I Can't Believe It's Not Voltron!
Just saw Faith Hill's husband's car run over puppy by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:47:37 PM
It was McGrawsome.
I JUST HAD SEX WITH 3 WOMEN by chuffsterUK	Dec 1st, 2007 05:47:47 PM
IT WAS A FOURSOME!
A crow just anally violated me and took away my manhood by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:48:51 PM
He said it was CAWsome.. Ohhh dip!
Wow this is great news!!!!! by classyfredblassy	Dec 1st, 2007 05:49:05 PM
I mean that it its great there can be this many posts for movie about drink called Slusho and a Giant Lion/Crab/ Voltron like monster that attacks New York City, and not one moonbat has tried to draw some parallels to the Bush Administration, the Iraq War, or Backwater Security. Oops, did I just remind the moonbats to do that? Uh oh.
I JUST SAW A FAT DEAD ACTOR by chuffsterUK	Dec 1st, 2007 05:49:12 PM
IT WAS ORSON!
I just saw a website really reaching for material!!! by BobWinters5	Dec 1st, 2007 05:50:53 PM

Alright already... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:50:58 PM
it has to at least RHYME with "awe" for cryin' out loud.
Just watched The Rules of Attraction... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:56:42 PM
It was DAWSON.
Done for now... by JimCurry	Dec 1st, 2007 05:59:31 PM
Going out for a while, be back in a few hours - I want AT LEAST 100 more posts here when I get back. We're at an AWESOME 419 now. Let's really shame ourselves!
Just saw a WIFI CAPABLE TREO!!! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 06:00:13 PM
GOSH!! AWESOME!!!
Just saw RATATOING!!! - http://tinyurl.com/2sykt5 by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 06:06:56 PM
From the makers of LITTLE CARS. AWESOME!!!!
The 'AWESOME' review is still the best one. by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 06:31:21 PM
A new AICN slang has born.
Jesus they're both plants... by V'Shael	Dec 1st, 2007 06:38:17 PM
They both have poor rules of grammer, both are concerned about being called a plant, but the first looks like it was written by a guy pretending to be a fucking retard, while the second one... man this stinks. STINKS I tells ya!
less than impressive reviews by red ezra	Dec 1st, 2007 06:41:20 PM
why even bother with these reviews?
Review (?) #1: HAHA. Reviews #2 & #3: MEH by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 06:43:25 PM
They're trying to bring down the 'AWESOMITHY'
"best way to discribe this movie INDEPENDENCE DAY / ARMAGEDDON" by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz	Dec 1st, 2007 06:48:07 PM
= fail.
Does Anyone on this Plane Speak Jive? by doodler	Dec 1st, 2007 06:49:24 PM
Am i the only one who noticed the HORRIFIC grammar, punctuation, sentence structure, and general abortion of the English language that is the 2nd review? I feel like i need a translator. This is what's allowed into our armed forces? Ugh....i'm getting old, i fear. Darn Whippersnappers and their undisciplined run on sentences and parenthetical "asides". Subject & Predicate, anyone?
hell yeah by kilik777	Dec 1st, 2007 06:58:42 PM
sounds kick ass to me. I'll tell yall about it. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
The former Marine reviewer is functionally retarded. by SydBarretsMyDad	Dec 1st, 2007 07:00:41 PM
I say functionally because Im assuming he was tested by the military, and not for his review. Im fairly certain the review was written by someone with a severe neurological disorder.
I just got off the phone with Harry, had a beer, cheeted on Gord by Dasher	Dec 1st, 2007 07:01:36 PM
IT WAS AWESOME!
Cheeted on Gordon's wife, put flames on Optimus, and damned Mich by Dasher	Dec 1st, 2007 07:02:21 PM
IT WAS AWESOME!
Damned Michael Bay by Dasher	Dec 1st, 2007 07:03:06 PM
IT WAS AWESOME!
Holy Crap that 2nd Review is 'Tardtastic! by Stormwatcher	Dec 1st, 2007 07:04:09 PM
Not even those software programs that translate Japanese to English could do a worse job of butchering the English Language.
Marine Guy... by Ironhelix	Dec 1st, 2007 07:06:47 PM
rush yourself to the hospital as soon as possible, because you HAVE to be bleeding to death over the horrific beat-down the English language just handed you. We had some illiterate retards in the Navy, but Jesus-tapdancing Christ...
And another thing... by Ironhelix	Dec 1st, 2007 07:08:43 PM
thank you for defending our country.
WTF by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:12:02 PM
is a MOSTER
Still not convinced by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:12:36 PM
btw, feels like AWESOME damage control to me.
That Marine guy... by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 07:12:40 PM
...sounds like Ren & Stimpy's drill sergeant. "Cungrabulations!"
Holy crap, that second review was pathetic by Tenguman	Dec 1st, 2007 07:14:00 PM
Was it written by a retarded first grader? Jesus Christ, that was possibly the worst attempt at spelling, punctuation, use of capital letters, and general syntax I've ever read (even for an internet-submitted review). When someone is THAT inept at basic writing functions, how am I supposed to take his ability to appropriately judge a movie seriously?
Crackhead Bob saw it and said by eggbeater	Dec 1st, 2007 07:15:13 PM
It was DAWESOME! DOTALLY DAWESOME!!
that first full review by s0nicdeathmonkey	Dec 1st, 2007 07:17:16 PM
was oddly anti-semitic and completely incoherent. Really, the worst written thing I've ever read. Alternately, it's a brilliant Andy Kaufman level joke.
I can not wait until this movie comes out by theredtoad	Dec 1st, 2007 07:18:42 PM
SO EVERY ONE OF YAS WOULD QUIT BITCHIN ABOUT IT! I'M SICK OF THIS MOVIE ALREADY!
Re: Skywalker family by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:19:17 PM
They didn't. It's LIES, all LIES! Damage Control! Spin! Wake the fuck up!
Ladies and Gentlemen by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:20:34 PM
jackasses like theredtoad are why Harry makes the big bucks in kick backs! AWESOME kick backs!
"improved jews" by Thunderbolt Ross	Dec 1st, 2007 07:21:00 PM
???
GRAMMAR! USE IT! by tough_times	Dec 1st, 2007 07:21:11 PM
The internet: birth of the real "newspeak". If you want to flip burgers for a living, continue to write like that. The first review was almost like deciphering an enigma message, and I didn't bother with the second. Idiots.
Correction by tough_times	Dec 1st, 2007 07:24:36 PM
I forgot about the first "review" which I read earlier. I was commenting on the last two. Thank you. That is all.
The Spin Doctors by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:30:24 PM
are doing the soundtrack! or the marketing, I'm not sure....
I saw the film and the MONSTER is... by wackybantha	Dec 1st, 2007 07:30:28 PM
......a really big energy drink aluminum can filled with energy drink.
Jews and Mosters by tough_times	Dec 1st, 2007 07:31:28 PM
Wasn't that the film with Gandalf in it?
Here ya go! by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:32:45 PM
A link to a poster with the Monster on it! Check it! Respect! http://tinyurl.com/23699o
Just read review #2 by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 07:36:11 PM
It was ILLITERATEsome.
That second review was the worst collection of incoherance I've by zekmoe	Dec 1st, 2007 07:37:02 PM
My 6th grade son puts together better sentences. It's like a retard book report.
The ending will be what I said... by performingmonkey	Dec 1st, 2007 07:40:26 PM
They'll find out the monster was a huge hologram projected by the military while they blow the fuck out of the city.
Can you she quotes on the trailers? by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:41:05 PM
"It's like a retard book report" "AWESOME!!!" and finally.... "Itz da necksed Stah Warz!!!!!"
WTF? by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:43:32 PM
WTF just happened? Damage Control on the Damage control? Welcome folks to the train wreck that never ends! AWESOME!!!!
The retarded review was removed. by tough_times	Dec 1st, 2007 07:44:09 PM
You get a gold star. But you'll have to give it back for allowing it in the first place.
The monster is... by tough_times	Dec 1st, 2007 07:44:56 PM
Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
I'm SORRY Mr.I Hate People, so VERY, VERY sorry... by VaderSabre	Dec 1st, 2007 07:45:56 PM
I'm sorry you have a mental imbalance due to an IED, but you shouldn't be allowed to write -- it's like your Pope trying Porn. I'm sorry Knocked Up left you an incoherent, babbling, racist, redneck motherfucker. I'm sorry you haven't converted to Buddhism, nor learned the value of capitalization, punctuation, or basic grammar. Finally, I'm sorry this ridiculousness will be your claim to fame. Oh yeah, and shame on you, too, Knowles.
I am Scared! by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:46:05 PM
Of the AWESOME MOSTER!!! and thanks leobloom...
legendery talkback! by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 07:47:55 PM
It started off great with some dude claiming "Second!" when he was actually first, and it got more AWESOME from there. Thank you, thank you all for the laughs.
Just saw AICN trying to overcome w/dignity the "AWESOME" impasse by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 07:53:22 PM
Unsuccessfully, I must say.
"AWESOME: THE MOVIE" starring THE ANTI-SEMITE MARINE by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 07:55:28 PM

NEW TITLE: MONSTROUS, FURIOUS, TERRIFYING, AWESOME by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 07:58:54 PM
Must prepare the photoshp!!!
You know what? I changed my mind. This WILL be the next StarWars by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 07:59:24 PM
The next anabolically overhyped crappy ass The Phantom Menace that has one good teaser trailer that the actual movie will never live up to.
I didn't think it was awesome... by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 1st, 2007 08:01:51 PM
But then I looked to the left and Kurt Russell was laughing, so I guess it is. Hey, when new catchphrases are born, the old catchphrases have to live, too! (Please, don't anyone say "old catchphrases gotta eat"...)
Oh come on! The only way to stop this monster is by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 08:06:11 PM
Torgo's Executive Powder - It's Got A Million And One Uses!
Anyone see the Sundance lineup? by SkinJob69	Dec 1st, 2007 08:07:39 PM
'Cause THIS sounds AWESOME- HELL RIDE/ U.S.A. (Director and Screenwriter: Larry Bishop)— Quentin Tarantino presents this bloody, sexy tale of motorcycle revenge. It's a modern-day take on 1960s motorcycle flicks, with bikers who hit the road to avenge the death of one of their "old ladies" at the hands of a rival motorcycle gang. Cast: Larry Bishop, Dennis Hopper, Michael Madsen. World Premiere
Just saw a guy with A BOMB IN THE RIBCAGE! by SkinJob69	Dec 1st, 2007 08:09:50 PM
And it was Awesome!
Sorry.... by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 08:11:28 PM
old catchphrases gotta eat and so does Harry
zfisk/homewrecker... by DocPazuzu	Dec 1st, 2007 08:19:31 PM
...either wrote the "marine" review, or he's going to blame the Jews for it being removed. Thank you, AICN talkback, for giving me more laughs per minute than anything else on the planet!
Where did the Kurt Russel laughing catchphrase come from by judge dredds fresh undies	Dec 1st, 2007 08:23:30 PM
?
judge dredds fresh undies by TheNorthlander	Dec 1st, 2007 08:28:09 PM
It came from Donut Boy's Grindhouse review seen here: http://tinyurl.com/24zl8w It's towards the end.
HERE IT IS - NEW CLOVERFIELD POSTER AT http://tinyurl.com/2mj4v7 by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 08:28:56 PM
ITS AWESOME INDEED!!
these have to be bullshit by soulseeker23	Dec 1st, 2007 08:29:40 PM
come one does anyone else think that last review is bullshit?
Mr Toad, that was a AWESOME poster! by Mace Tofu	Dec 1st, 2007 08:31:16 PM
Thanks for the link : )
Judge... by SkinJob69	Dec 1st, 2007 08:31:40 PM
That was a great bit from a review of Grindhouse posted a while back (I think it was from a premiere at the Alamo). Could probably google it or search on AICN (I'm too lazy to find the link for 'ya:) Definitely worth a look- the TB was hysterical on that one- one of the best of all time
I JUST SAW PHANTOMS, AND AFFLECK WAS THE BOMB! by Ultron ver 2.0	Dec 1st, 2007 08:36:13 PM
YO?
Just saw clearly: Marine guy was THE MARINE star, John Cena by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 08:41:31 PM
AWESOME, ISN'T IT??
Respect! by fishpillow	Dec 1st, 2007 08:49:47 PM
to the toad!
I just saw Vincent D'Onofrio in Criminal Intent. by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 09:02:28 PM
He was Detective GOREN. It kinda works. Are we still playing this game?
AWESOME GOTTA EAT. by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 09:04:54 PM

I wish by Shivv	Dec 1st, 2007 09:08:38 PM
people would stop fucking giving credit to JJ for Lost. Yes, he was involved, but at this point it's all Cuse and Lindelof.
Just saw Wonder Woman's T&A, it's AWESOME! by br1947	Dec 1st, 2007 09:10:49 PM
Really, they are! God bless Quint and his semi-pornographic articles! Hand Megan Gale the lasso now!
JJ should include a character screaming "AWESOME" at the monster by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 09:12:36 PM
And if there are MARINES on it... that will be funny.
Just saw a marine Teddy Bear named MOHAMMED fighting the monster by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 09:22:04 PM
A-Wesome!!
"The EMPIRE STRIKES BACK of monster movies" * by Mace Tofu	Dec 1st, 2007 09:22:34 PM
SPOILER: The Marines are not on the monster, they hook it with ropes and climb up UNDER it, cutting a hole in its belly with a laser and then tossing a hand grenade in. When it blows up is is AWESOME!
The Monster has a beer... by jimmy rabbitte	Dec 1st, 2007 09:22:42 PM
...and cheats on the mini-Monsters.
Whoops! " IT IS AWESOME! " by Mace Tofu	Dec 1st, 2007 09:26:09 PM
Sorry you all have to wait 6 weeks for the AWESOMENESS that is CLOVERFIELD.
Just saw Captain Vader warning the men: "No disintegrations" by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 09:37:59 PM
"As you wish", says the marine.
This site is crap, but you talkbackers are the best by V'Shael	Dec 1st, 2007 09:38:10 PM
Guys, I can't list ye all by name, but ye know who you are... You make this rubbish site worth coming back to again and again. Comedy gold.
I'm sick of these mother fucking plants in these mother fucking by INWOsuxRED	Dec 1st, 2007 09:45:34 PM
Breaking news, somebody just claims to have seen a movie and is refusing to say anything substantial at all about it!!!
Whatever happened to "A DEVICE IS FOUND" guy? by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 09:49:16 PM
You know, the guy who always ended his posts with "1-18-08, A Device is Found"? I would like to ask him questions concerning the extent of the device's awesomeness.
For 800 years have I trained Jedi marine.Monster.Heh.AWESOME.Heh by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 09:49:39 PM
"A marine craves not these things. You are not awesome."
As a certified court reporter by INWOsuxRED	Dec 1st, 2007 09:50:09 PM
I declare this review: AWESOME!
All hail the Hypnotoad by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 09:52:21 PM
That poster is going on my wall. And by the way, I just had a leg of mutton that was gnawsome. It was just after I rewatched the first Pirates of the Caribbean, which was arrrrrghhhsome.
Cloverfield is Montel Williams by INWOsuxRED	Dec 1st, 2007 09:52:28 PM
he will find where you live and blow you up!
"The awesomeness is strong in you, young jew-hater-marine..." by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 09:57:28 PM
"... but you are not a reviewer yet."
This sounds no different than Godzilla '98!?!?! by El Scorcho	Dec 1st, 2007 09:58:13 PM
Why was this necessary?
PAGING DIETRICH, THE 'A DEVICE IS FOUND' GUY by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 09:59:11 PM
!!
Just saw Harry eating a tortilla... by Freddie Mercury	Dec 1st, 2007 09:59:36 PM
and it wasn't awesome. He fit the whole thing unrolled and width-wise into his mouth, like Jabba the Hutt, so it was kind like Star Wars. But not really.
All glory to the hypnotoad by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 10:01:13 PM
I just saw the hypnotoad's poster. It was...it was...amazing? No. Astounding, no...[scratches chin]. Something.
I JUST SAW THE HEROES FINALE AND IT'S AWESOME. by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 10:02:03 PM
Well, at least I hope it is, and that Elle retains her breathing privileges by 10:01PM Monday night.
Jew-Monster to Marine: "I AM YOUR FATHER" by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 10:03:22 PM
"Noooooooooo!!!" (AWESOME TWIST ISN'T IT?)
fishbloom you're such a troll by theredtoad	Dec 1st, 2007 10:05:53 PM
AWESOME!!
edit button where art thou by theredtoad	Dec 1st, 2007 10:07:46 PM

Haw-haw-hawsome by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:10:09 PM
You people made me laugh until it hurt. This was one of the epic TBs. Exceptional delirium. Thanks a lot, really.
I JUST SAW PET SEMATARY 3: IT WAS PAW-SOME! by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 10:17:25 PM

'Was', boxcutter? by Pennsy	Dec 1st, 2007 10:19:05 PM
Now this is a Cloverfield TB, closing on on four figures like the first few ones exceeded. We have not yet plumbed the depths of this one, not for a while.
Maybe all reviews should be one word by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 1st, 2007 10:25:35 PM
followed by "-some"
"Meh-some", you mean? by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 10:27:57 PM

Just saw What's Eating Gilbert Grape by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 10:28:46 PM
It was directed by Lasse HALLSTROM. Thank you... thank you all very much.
Orlock-Jones... and don't forget the AWESOME TB by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 1st, 2007 10:30:01 PM
Last but not least
Pennsy, I stand corrected... by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:33:18 PM
We ought to plumb away. What if the monster's a giant fucking anti-Semitic-marine-trained whale-lion with the head and whipcrack delivery of the young Eddie Murphy. Wouldn't that be Rawsome?
Just saw Thor. by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 10:33:47 PM
It was about a NORSEMAN.
Just saw Sarah Jessica Parker by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 10:39:05 PM
She looked HORSEsom
Global Warming by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:41:36 PM
THAWSOME!!
leobloom... by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:44:00 PM
Still shuddering from the mini-Arsenio-monsters imagery.
I just saw Mel Gibson raping my wallet.... by Loosejerk	Dec 1st, 2007 10:44:24 PM
It was RANSOM!!!!
But seriously, folks... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 10:44:43 PM
I think we should start a petition urging AICN to change its name to Aint It Awesome News. Who's with me. COME ON.
End Credits Music by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:50:03 PM
"Sailing" by Christopher Crossome. Yup, getting tired.
Shirt Tales by Loosejerk	Dec 1st, 2007 10:50:16 PM
Pawsome!
Razorback by EdmundoDupont	Dec 1st, 2007 10:52:11 PM
BOAR-som
"There's bodyparts stuck in the monster's teeth..." by Boxcutter	Dec 1st, 2007 10:52:41 PM
"FLOSS' EM!!" OK, that's it. Promise. Goodnight, you wonderful bastards.
I don't want to give anything away, but by darrenspool	Dec 1st, 2007 11:19:29 PM
I'll send this bullshit review in just to seem like I actually saw the film. FUCK OFF, PLANT!
VOLTRON! by parallax_r	Dec 1st, 2007 11:46:39 PM
just kidding.
just saw a rock in my backyard .... by Toe Jam	Dec 1st, 2007 11:52:26 PM
and it was gypsum!
For the love of God by Monkey Butler	Dec 1st, 2007 11:58:59 PM
Tell me that someone saved The Marine's review! If it was reposted in the TB, that would be awesome.
That was a sucky review by leighreed	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:51:15 AM
That third review was complete crap. Why did 'non-credit' even bother????????
vadersabre, go away, we don't like you. by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:53:32 AM
¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ
What if...we had one ball and two penises? by Cletus Van Damme	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:38:24 AM
Think about it
January release date = all I need to know by JoeSixPack	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:58:25 AM
Movies released in January are almost always horrible. I have high hopes for Be Kind Rewind even though it's being released in January as well.
Couple of incredibly premature looks at CLOVERFIELD by Matt Reev by JimCurry	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:00:15 AM
They are awesome!
Hand it to AICN by JimCurry	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:02:08 AM
On the heels of their most idiotic moment ("it was awesome!") they manage to follow it up by inviting more ridicule. These fat boys have balls of steel...
Stole basic concept from Final Fantasy X by CrushKillDestroy	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:45:59 AM
and added 9-11 disaster feel.
Cloverfield is not a bad title by MetiphisLabs	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:06:25 AM
It always reminded me of a military code name for a secret project.
Can we get a "The Mist" talkback??? by Kirbymanly	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:54:05 AM
I LOVED that movie... shitty effects aside. Made my top five of the year easily (besides the shitty effects)
I Don't Care by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:55:22 AM
Not one little bit. It may be good. It may be bad. I may see it. I may not. But this thing isn't even on my radar.
JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY by JonJonB	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:20:45 AM
I loved that an actual human being (well...) read that "Marine"'s review and thought "yeah, ok, let's put that up". I mean, he clearly knew nothing of the movie he was supposed to be reviewing, but I guess Knocked Up and Jews just don't get enough shit lately.
Just Saw.. by Fervel Lankman	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:48:53 AM
Harry blowing JJ - It was awesome and wqill be the new St
by Fervel Lankman	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:49:13 AM
ar wars
Just saw Mist TB elsewhere by Fervel Lankman	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:50:20 AM
and it was awesome... and not pointless
Just Saw by Fervel Lankman	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:51:59 AM
myself enrolling in a spelling class and i cried a little but it made Kurt Russell laugh
The MOTHER of all talkbacks... by cornponious	Dec 2nd, 2007 06:47:19 AM
Ve Vill Cdrush You! /me bangs shoe on podium. This post is AWESOME! Someone else who saw it told me so!
Just seen Mr. Mom II by Axl Z	Dec 2nd, 2007 06:59:09 AM
it's the next Mr. Mom I
Cloverfield is an anagram by Bobo_Vision	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:37:44 AM
An anagram for "ELF DIC LOVER". Thats right. Its a promotion campaign by the midget gay mafia to use subliminal messages to give everyone gay midget fetishes. Dun dun dunnnnnn. Discuss.
Del Torro and the 'Old Ones' will show 'em how it's done! by KillaKane	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:45:16 AM
'Mountains of Madness' IMO is the one future hope of delivering a truly classic 'Monster' movie that will evoke the kind of paranoia and doom laden terror that the likes of JC's The Thing accomplished way back. With such twisted and ethereal imagery that'll induce Lovecraftian nightmares and potential madness. Behold the Shoggoth! ;-)
Monkey Butler by DocPazuzu	Dec 2nd, 2007 08:02:36 AM
I saved as soon as I saw it because I knew it would get pulled. Don't want to post it and risk getting banned, though. Look me up in the Zone and I'll e-mail it to you if you really want it. Hell, I may even throw in Ringy's King Kong review just for kicks.
A new all time low by Lloytron	Dec 2nd, 2007 08:09:01 AM
For AICN. Posting unconfirmed 'reviews' of movies and then contradicting them?
SHAKY CAM MOVIES... by keekthesneek	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:00:08 AM
WILL ALWAYS SUCK
Just seen "The Last Starfighter 2" by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:14:54 AM
Not much has changed at the trailer park cept for The arcade game was replaced by an old Mortal Combat machine. The plot kinda goes no where.
Did any of these reviews by Turd Furgeson	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:21:27 AM
actually tell us anything we couldn't figure out on our own just by watching the new trailer? I got the single camera POV, big and small monsters, jump scares, and tension all from the new trailer.. I usually don't say this but i'm getting the feeling that these reviewers are full of shit..
Refresh Button by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:22:15 AM
I keep hitting the refresh button to see if anyone has commented on or laughed at my last post. Oh come on!! You know you all do it too.
Just saw The Dark Knight... by BobWalnut	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:24:10 AM
in a small screen in my head, whilst I slept. It was awesome! And I was in it, and I could fly but no one else could, and I was being chased and I tried to run but it was like running through butter, and my dead sister was there, and wow they're gonna have to do something about the anal gaping scenes for the PG rating.....
Just saw Harry blowing JJ by zodiac1012	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:05:50 AM
And it was awesome!!!
Mel Gibson Is The Cloverfield Monster... by That 70s Venom	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:11:13 AM
... and he wants to eat all the jews.
Don't believe the hype by Rupee88	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:48:29 AM
This is just ID4 type marketing refined to a science. I'll wait for the critical consensus before I even considering giving a f*ck about this.
i just had SEX with a DOG and it was PAWSOME!!!!!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:59:37 AM
We did it doggy style. Natch.
LORD NERD by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:00:53 PM
LOL ROFLMFAO ROFL LOLMAO LLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
I JUST WATCHED AN INFOMERCIAL FOR THE H2O MOP by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:03:56 PM
and I am getting one for my fiance for Christmas so she can clean my floors with the power of steam and without the use of harsh chemicals.
WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT JEWS? by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:05:48 PM
Is Anchorite in da house?
IT'S CALLED CLOVERFIELD CUZ THE MONSTER IS BEATEN by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:08:09 PM
by drunken Irishmen at the St. Paddy's parade. It's been known to happen a couple of thousand times a year.
I SQUEEZED THE CHUBBY CHEEKS OF A CUTE BABY by BringingSexyBack	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:10:24 PM
and it was AAWWWWEEEEsome!!!!
Plant X2 by Damer1	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:29:33 PM
What good are you if you don't want to give anything away? Go crawl back under your rock you studio whore.
I just ate some Triscuits by zooch	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:39:38 PM
They were wholesome.
I just saw Joey Lawrence... by Bobo_Vision	Dec 2nd, 2007 12:52:17 PM
...from fucking "Blossom".
zodiac1012 ... by Fervel Lankman	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:18:08 PM
that joke's been used already
Actual News- by cromwell1666	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:18:53 PM
New Cloverfield site found. http://tidowave.com/
I am not gay and by emeraldboy	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:29:26 PM
My parents have two grandchildren.
Just Saw Saw by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:33:10 PM
and it was Dread Pirate Robertsome
Hey DocPazuzu by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:35:24 PM
somehow get me the marine's review and i will totally post that shit at IMDB at the plot description!
DocPazuzu by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:40:28 PM
Never mind, they all ready locked it, somebody was ahead of me....
No joke by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:43:57 PM
a crappy partial look at the monster http://tinyurl.com/22ek78
"Review" From IMDB by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:46:16 PM
Well I heard from my baby's momma neighbor Sherita. Her cousin's second half brother, not Laquando, but LeCharles. Well it turns out he has a barber who is brothers with Lavar down the block. Not Lavar that just got out of the joint, but Lavar who been running down to cheat on his wife with that sleazy girl Da'isha. Well her sister's baby daddy's babysitter has two children that have a teacher whose boss ended up with a couple of free tickets to this movie down on Broadway. He ain't into plays, so he traded with his second uncle's neighbor who had two tickets to THIS movie. They swapped tickets and he saw it and wasn't that impressed. Said the monster looked like a damn twenty story chicken.
IMDB is laughing at us too! by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:47:38 PM
And it's AWESOME!!!
IT'S AWESOME!!! by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:01:30 PM
It's not Cthulhu, it's not Voltron, it's fucking Godzilla. Through the eye of a shakycam. JJ Abrams just came in my face and called it cake batter. I battered him to death with my tremendous cock and told his twitching corpse to go fuck itself and its STUPID FUCKING MONSTER MOVIE!!! This movie will LIVE FREE AND SUCK HARD! RealSeveren: I, too, am still in love with the memory of hardcore Samantha Mathis in that pivotal teen movie of the 90s. I, too, wanted to be Happy Harry Hard-On. I seem to have become Slobby Spud Spunk-On, and all my dreams are actually regrets.
IT'S AWESOME!!! by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:01:30 PM
It's not Cthulhu, it's not Voltron, it's fucking Godzilla. Through the eye of a shakycam. JJ Abrams just came in my face and called it cake batter. I battered him to death with my tremendous cock and told his twitching corpse to go fuck itself and its STUPID FUCKING MONSTER MOVIE!!! This movie will LIVE FREE AND SUCK HARD! RealSeveren: I, too, am still in love with the memory of hardcore Samantha Mathis in that pivotal teen movie of the 90s. I, too, wanted to be Happy Harry Hard-On. I seem to have become Slobby Spud Spunk-On, and all my dreams are actually regrets.
Oh, about CLOVERFIELD... by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:02:41 PM
It will, in fact, utterly suck. I already told you so. Yes, I am both big AND clever.
Double-posting sucks... by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:06:59 PM
But not as much as JJ Abrams - The Unstoppable Hype Machine. MI3 - less than the sum of its parts. LOST - Infuriatingly slow in Season 2 and first half of Season 3. Not living up to its initial promise. CLOVERFIELD - Over-hyped. Can't possibly live up to the hype. STAR WARS comparison - big hairy donkey bollocks. Fucking blasphemy. STAR TREK - Don't even go there. The casting news alone made me want to do something drastic and possibly terminal to Mr Abrams. Cocksucker.
Cloverfied is not the movies name! by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:10:57 PM
It's Awe-Zilla! You'll see, and it will be AWESOME! (Except for those damn jews!)
Is it too early to start in on Star Trek? by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:14:57 PM
Hype, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the website Ain't it Awesome News. Her five-year mission: to excite strange new fanboys, to seek out a new (Gold-digging I'm sure)wife and new cash grab opportunities, to boldly hype where no man has hyped before.
JJ Abrams version of above by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:18:48 PM
Hype, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the dipshit JJ Abrams. Her five-year mission: to hype strange tired scripts, to seek out new suck (from Zachary Quinto?) and new properties to destroy, to boldly blow where no man(?) has blown before.
A thoughtful point? by fishpillow	Dec 2nd, 2007 02:22:09 PM
It should be no surprise that JJ Abrams, Star Trek’s legendary destroyer, borrowed language from a White House publication. Various accounts of the creation of New Star Trek have discussed its ties to the then-thriving Southern California Crack Cocaine community.
Just seen "Mrs. Doubtfire 3" by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:05:05 PM
I haven't even seen 2 yet but I heard that was ok.
Just saw the missing background from the DARK KNIGHT promo pics by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:08:41 PM
IT WAS BAT-AWESOME!!!
"Mrs. Doubtfire 3" by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:13:34 PM
The lead role was actually played by Heath Ledger who was in some smeared stupid looking makeup and his gay hair was all green and messy...Oh wait...looks at screen checks post for misspellings and wit. Looks good. Fires up the bowl. Post talkback
I just hung up with Dumbledore!! by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:19:48 PM
He just told me that Cloverfield was gay!!
I just saw AICN go down in FLAMES!!21! by cornponious	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:21:47 PM
IT WAS AWESOME. Dammit, I typed a period instead of an exclamation point. GAH! I JUST RUINED AICN!!!1!!11
Just saw Harry wish he NEVER published #1 & marine's "reviews" by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:26:31 PM
So this AWESOME TB didn't exist.
I just read new issue of "Gay Living"... by Lord Nerd	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:29:55 PM
The Cloverfield monster is on the cover! Great read.
Just saw the marine's revenge against all AICN: THIS AWESOME TB! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:38:03 PM
"I will never surrender", he says. "Someday you will publish and keep my reviews".
just saw this YTMND by cornponious	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:39:38 PM
AND I MADE IT!! IT'S AWESOME!!ONE!! http://aicn.ytmnd.com
Just saw the lowest level TB ever reach 700! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:46:49 PM
Cloverfield "AWESOME" posters for everyone!!
we're the mtv generation we feel neither ups nor downs "what by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:52:54 PM

...is it like?"... by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 03:53:30 PM
meh.
quint saw the movie, it was.. by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:08:40 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2ffjhh http://tinyurl.com/2gbpdz http://jewsthemovie.ytmnd.com/
aquaf@g! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:09:44 PM

I SUPPORT THE AWESOME ON THIS ONE ! by Pound Sand	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:12:01 PM

clint eastwood's brother smooshed pieface santa, awsome! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:14:11 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2gs6yx
monster has been found! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:29:10 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yoc8hn ht tp://tinyurl.com/279fc8
photo! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:31:22 PM
http://tinyurl.com/24uyks
a blockbuster is a type of bomb. by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:49:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B lockbuster_bomb
http://tinyurl.com/33kbtj cloverfield photo is the awsome! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:51:23 PM
the awesome!
The monster is really a ZEPPELIN!! by cornponious	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:55:38 PM
jewbotheryou.ytmnd.com OH NOES!!
AWESOME new CLOVEREFIELD poster!! by cornponious	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:19:36 PM
http://clover.ytmnd.com I'm really having fun with this...
cornponious by TheNorthlander	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:43:26 PM
You really found the device on that one!
The Monster is really.... by Yeti	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:44:50 PM
Kanye West's ego run amok. Ugly. Massive. Destructive.
Anybody remember back in the 80's when... by L.H.Puttgrass	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:57:09 PM
...Datsun 280ZX's were AWESOME?!?! Anyone?
I just saw the Cloverfeild monster! by disfigurehead	Dec 2nd, 2007 05:57:30 PM
and it was Jar Jar Binks. Messa thinks it sucks.
more monster! by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 06:00:23 PM
http://tinyurl.com/22d66o
smaller monster by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 06:02:51 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2eeoeh
tubgirl is hot by ironic_name	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:02:29 PM
2girl1cup is "the shit"
I just carved an ocean scene upon a whales tooth by cromwell1666	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:20:10 PM
It was scrimshawsome
I just saw Valley Girl 2 by Loosejerk	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:55:47 PM
Nic Cage was Totally Rad!
If this was "Snakes on the Plane", they would've ended up... by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 2nd, 2007 08:12:40 PM
...actually using this on the poster. "IT'S AWESOME! - Ain't It Cool News"... But will Abrams have the courage? And I don't mean Alexander.
I was actually at the NYC screening too, Harry was there by BobPalpatine	Dec 2nd, 2007 08:26:05 PM
After it was over I went into the bathroom where Harry was crying at the urinal. IT WAS AWESOME!! He then turned to me and said Cloverfield is like going down on a woman IT WAS AWESOME!! He then realized he was pissing on the floor and we both laughed our loud and yelled "THIS IS AWESOME"
There were chest-bumping fat kids at the screening too by Bobo_Vision	Dec 2nd, 2007 09:04:47 PM
And when they bumped chests, their rolls of fat connected like legos, and they stuck together, and then fell on the floor and rolled down the aisle. It was awesome.
re: commie liberal by Larry Sellers	Dec 2nd, 2007 09:24:40 PM
The monster represents the current administration. Hello? Destroying the Statue of LIBERTY? oh and it was awesome.
I just got off the phone with Harry and he choose Awesome! by future help	Dec 2nd, 2007 09:24:47 PM
over blue ray. Meh.
Just saw newcomers not reading the hilarious previous post by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 09:32:55 PM
I know it seems to be too much, but trust me: ITS AWESOME.
I saw Kristen Bell 2 weeks ago today in NYC... by Pennsy	Dec 2nd, 2007 09:42:23 PM
And there aren't enough prime numbers in the world to describe how AWESOME! that was.
After 700+ post, the recycling of previous jokes already started by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:05:49 PM
I told ya: READ THE PREVIOUS POSTS! http://tinyurl.com/2mj4v7
I just got off skype with JJ Abrams by BobPalpatine	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:22:41 PM
He said he has as much to do with Cloverfield as he does with Lost. He then told me that he was working on MI:3-2 to which I told him Tom Cruise was no longer at Paramount to which he told me he was casting that rat-faced doctor from Lost as Ethan Hunt. And then there was silence as he waited for me to say "that is awesome". But I never did.
"bruce vilanche gay" by Kammich	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:32:51 PM
good god, MandalorianSage is officially my hero.
ps, i just saw "Overboard" by Kammich	Dec 2nd, 2007 10:33:29 PM
it was Goldie Hawn-some. zing
Just saw Different Strokes with Mr T Cameo by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:43:22 PM
it was WIERDSOM.
Just saw Columbo with Capt Kirk as the villan by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Dec 2nd, 2007 11:45:12 PM
it was Shatnerriffic.
I just read this entire talkback by mephista1013	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:23:24 AM
It was hilarious
i had a dream once... by soup74	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:38:53 AM
i was so excited about ID4 when it was coming out (gimmie a break, i was young) that i had a dream i saw it, and it was weird. not at all like what really happened. just thought id share that here.
Just had my mom seriously ask me if I was gay by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:21:03 AM
It was Aweso....I cried myself to sleep and woke up realizing I needed to re-examine my life.
Just googled myself and... by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:21:45 AM
I'm not even famous enough to be on the internet.
But I just pulled my trousers out from my waist by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:29:03 AM
And took a long look. And it was awesome. Made everything right with the world, just like in that Da Vinci's Notebook song. Yeah I know. It is late, and I am bored.
Just got back from the Wonder Woman TB by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:35:31 AM
And realized I wasn't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I just awesomed at a small screening in awesome by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:47 AM
IT WAS AWESOME!
I just started wondering when... by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:42:10 AM
This will get old. And realized it will be the same time the Cthulu dance gets old, which is to say, maybe one day. But not today.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING LION!! by Maniaq	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:54:27 AM
had to be said
I remember when I was a kid by BobPalpatine	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:32:13 AM
I saw this commercial where this kid got some new Transformers underwear, and as he put his legs through them they turned to cartoon transformer legs, and by the time he put them all the way on he had turned into transformer. He started smashing around in his room - you only heard the crashes, apparantly they didn't have the budget to actually show a cartoon thrashing a live action room, and then there was the obligatory mother's voice: "billy, what's going on up there?" So I got excited, told my mom we had to go to Target, we bought a 3 pack of Transformers underwear, and I was all psyched about turning into a Transformer, I suppose I thought if I did I would be strong enough to stop the pain, and of course nothing happened. I guess every kid has that moment when they first realized the world is a fucked place. I don't remember how old I was, but I'm pretty sure it was way too damn old to be buying transformers underwear, let alone believing I could change into one. Anyway, when my dad came home and found out my mom had spent 'his' money on the underoos, he kicked me in the stomach and I doubled over on the floor. IT WAS AWESOME!!!
Just saw Bruce Willis' and Demi Moore's daughter Rumer by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:38:59 AM
She was JAW-some.
Just watched sleuth... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:41:42 AM
It was JUDELAWsome
IT'S AN ONION! IT'S HUGE! by J-Dizzle	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:42:04 AM

The word "awesome" has been used 221 times in this talkback by BobPalpatine	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:42:30 AM
Not including the first awesome in the review, bringing the grand total to 222. Another cloverfield clue?
Just saw a gay wizard... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:44:06 AM
It was DUMBLEDOREsome.
Just went to the beach... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:45:19 AM
It was SHOREsome
Just battled the Egyptian god of the sun by palinode	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:46:36 AM
It was RAH-SOME.
Just read Canterbury Tales by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:47:03 AM
It was CHAUCERsome
Just watched Judge Dredd... by EdmundoDupont	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:57:07 AM
It was IAMTHELAWsome
This whole thing is just one big joke on AICN by Kirbymanly	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:50:20 AM
These people didn't see it. Think about it.... Why is this the only site with "reviews"? AICN has not scooped anything in ages and have been duped more times than The Who saying they're 'retired'. There are sites out there that I go to that have early reviews WELL before Harry's Hot Pockets are even purchased, let alone done in the microwave. ALL OF THESE REVIEWS ARE FAKE. J.J. is the smartest cat in the room when it comes to the power of the internet. What makes any of you guys think we're not being fucked with right now. Hell, the new trailer could even be fucking with us. I'm not trusting anything until my ass is in that seat on 1-18-08
haha - I am the lawsome... by red ezra	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:55:12 AM
nice one bro :)
Kirbymanly by TheNorthlander	Dec 3rd, 2007 04:20:07 AM
Your ass going to see that movie is JJ having fucked with you. If you're not going, you're okay.
Just saw it... by Ghostball	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:06:51 AM
...and, oh. Man! Oh, you GOTS to see this movie. I mean, was it good? Don't even me started, I don't even know where to start! It was like, do you remember, uh, when... well, you guys like Star Wars, right? Well, trust me on this, it's even bett- well, okay, maybe not BETTER, but it's still, like, it's got all that and more. I mean, I mean the MONSTER! You just GOTS to see what they do with this new monster - it puts all the other movie monsters to shame, like, like, like Frakenstein, uh... that wolf guy - Beowolf... yeah. I mean if I could just go back and see this movie just one more time... I mean, boy would I be made. This ROCKS! You ROCK January Released Monster Movie! Even better than, uh, sex with a really pretty lady. No, really - it's that exact same feeling!! I mean, I mean, I mean you guys mostly like pretty ladies, right? (Etc)
Why yell plant? by Mundungus	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:09:32 AM
Dude said it was solid but not great, and pissed on several aspects of the film. - - - - If he actually saw the preview then he gave a little info and his opinion without ejaculating all over the keyboard like so many reviewers do when trying to share their keen insights with the masses. - - - - Then some f-stick out there calls plant and we see the inevitable follow the leader routine where the mob tries to out denigrate the reviewer and shit on the film they haven't seen yet. - - - - I’m not above pissing on a film or a review, but if you’re going to call someone out I think that your criticism should jive with the original post, even if your real intent is to be more bombastic then the last guy.
And yes, the Awesome thing is funny. by Mundungus	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:20:15 AM

I just had some tzatziki... by BobWalnut	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:23:24 AM
it was cucumbersome.........
Tzatziki goes well with chicken by BobWalnut	Dec 3rd, 2007 06:35:28 AM
.........and HAM !!! HAM!!!
BEING AWOKEN WITH A BLOWJOB by BringingSexyBack	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:08:58 AM
That is awesome!!!
I was once offered Tzatziki sauce... by Bobo_Vision	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:41:16 AM
... at a Greek restaurant by the waiter. Then I looked at his nametag and noticed his name was "Tzatziki". I declined the sauce.
NATALIE PORTMAN IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN OVER IMPROVED JEW by BringingSexyBack	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:58:00 AM
Ron Silver is not.
I don't have high hopes for the movie by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:29:44 AM
It might be fun, but c'mon. Over the last ten years we've had enough monster / mayhem movies where large cities get destroyed. There's always some "money" shot of an iconic building like Empire State or the White House getting ruined, and the big battles in the middle take place at night. I guess what I'm saying is, from what we've seen so far, the film offers nothing new.
MetiphisLabs... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:35:41 AM
When a 100 foot tall monster shows up in the middle of downtown and starts pushing buildings over, it's not a "secret government project." The whole pretentious artsy "Cloverfield" title does seem kinda nondesript.
SO THIS IS THE NEW VOLTRON PIC, RIGHT? by Pennsy	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:21:09 AM
!AWESOME!1!11!!11!
This review is actually about by ArcadianDS	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:58:52 AM
Caroline Kennedy
What if published reviews are fakes and just marine's was real? by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:11:21 AM
That would be the perfect development of this "awesome" story.
Best of AICN talkbacks by AlphaTrion	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:27:16 AM
If Aint it cool news had a "best of talkbacks", like the craigs list best of, this talkback would be in it.
Just saw Mayor Quimby declaring Dec 1st THE AWESOME DAY! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:35:27 AM
Rejoyce! Join the parade! More Cloverfield AWESOME poster for everyone! Look at the giants balloons: The Marine VS The Monster!
UPDATE!-President Bush:"AMESOWE day is new national hollyday!" by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 11:46:18 AM
He was later corrected by his advisors on the misspelling.
So, it IS Voltron, right? by finky089	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:02:45 PM
kidding
For Christ's sake, people... by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:34:41 PM
Marine just wanted to point out that - spoiler - the monster was a very familiar animal mutated by juice... the Japanese Slusho, the bottled juice! Where do you see any antisemitism in saying bad things about juice?
Just saw "Megaforce 2" by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:35:25 PM
And holy crap was it awesome! Sure, I know what you're thinking. The 1982 original was a dorkfest. But trust me on this, and I'm not affiliated with the studio, Barry Bostwick still looks killer in a gold lame jumpsuit and pastel blue headband. He still makes the ladies swoon, and at the end of the new film he does the ol' "kiss the thumb" thing for his latest girl, played by clone of the deceased Persis Khambatta. There is no flying motorcyle in this one, but there is a new Megaforce tank that doubles as a hovercraft and a metropolitan hot dog stand. DEEDS NOT WORDS, and NOT PLANTS!!
I just watched DVDs of "Hogans Heroes" by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:40:11 PM
You know, before Bob Crane got his head sawed off. And it had that original 70s host from "Family Feud." What was his name? Oh yeah--Richard D'AWESOME!!
Just got back from seeing "Droid Wars" by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:54:14 PM
It was AWESOME!! It's a new Star Wars spinoff where IG88, 4LOM, 2-1B and the imperial probe droid travel back in time to kill Jar-Jar's mother, mesa good-good, so he canza never be borns! Only R5D4 can protect Mrs. Jar, but he secretly wants the hunter droids to succeed, so he blows his own motivator! It's AWESOME!! Meanwhile in a cantina, Han shoots first!!
What if? by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 12:57:48 PM
The Marine and the other "reviewers" got hi? They would be Potted Plants! Haw!
Whats new at the ham station? by Knobules	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:01:56 PM
No updates? I want some ham right now.
Hellz yes! by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:06:53 PM
I would kill a jew to see Droid Wars!~
Sorry dudes.... by fishpillow	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:07:34 PM
The marine was just on my computer...
Pigs Must Die...for Indiana Jones by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:08:32 PM
Craft services have not done their job if the buffet lacks ham. Just the other day on the post-prod set for Indy 4, I overheard Harrison Ford ask the caterer girl, "Where's the ham? Give me my ham!" And the girl fumbled with a spatula and said, "I burned my finger and I cracked a nail!" It was AWEsome!! Especially when Indy backhanded her and said, "Listen, dame, that's not how we do things around here."
I just saw "Viva! Zombie Knievel!" by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:14:27 PM
It was AWEsome!! Nazis reanimate Evel Knievels corpse and train him to be an infiltrator assassin! They test his skills by making him jump a rocket cycle over a football field of 50 burning crosses! It was crOSSome! But I did not like how they modified his patriotic jumpsuit with swastikas. But then I had to remind myself, hey, this is Zombie Knievel being used as a puppet by the Nazis. The best part is the climax, when Zombie Knievel jumps his rocket cycle over the grand canyon and through an allied forces BLIMP, igniting it, and landing safely on the other side--right on top of a baby jew in a carriage!! It was shocking, but AWEsome!! Viva Zombie Knievel!
Cloverfield monster is Wolf Blitzer Nancy Grace Hybrid by Knobules	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:18:24 PM
And its relly big! Lets open this up to our panel of 7 babbling heads and discuss.
really. not relly by Knobules	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:20:23 PM
Sister Mary always said proper spelling is most important. And then she beat the shit out of me.
Does anybody else... by batzilla	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:21:16 PM
stick their finger in their butthole during masturbation for extra excitement? I haven't but am thinking about it.
batzilla by cromwell1666	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:34:24 PM
I personally have not done that as I find my current method of traditional stimulation more than adequate. However, I'm not going to sit here and judge you for the personal decisions you make. My only advice ould be to make sureyou are clean before and after. I love you.
Batzilla by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:37:22 PM
In this age of CGI, I like to keep my digital manipulation to a minimum. But hey, to each his own. Just as long as it feels AWESOME and RECTALICIOUS!!
Hey, Valentine... deja vu: http://tinyurl.com/2x38eq by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:57 PM
I told ya already: Read the previous posts!
I just saw two elderly couples boinking... by abed4fred	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:40:53 PM
It was Foursome!
Batzilla by cromwell1666	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:41:38 PM
Please yell "AWESOME!" as you climax.
abominable snowcone by cromwell1666	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:44:49 PM
I prefer to think of our current age as the "space age."
hey guys-Remember that scene in Star Wars by cromwell1666	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:48:30 PM
that was all like "beeeeew beeeeew beeeeew"
Harrys bedroom by abed4fred	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:49:30 PM
As I crept up to the window, I was still unsure if I had the right house. Sure, there were Boba Fett sheets on the bed and a lisesize William Shatner cock-mold on a shelf. But was it really Harrys room? I scanned around for evidence. What's that on the floor? a crumpled camping tent? No! It was a pair of size 72 Fruit-of-the-Looms! Jackpot! As I patiently waited, I passed the time counting the empty Cheetos bags on the floor...
Oh yeah? But mine's comes with MARINE-approved seal! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:18 PM
Now with MORE awesomeness!! As seen on TV, in a small screening in NYC!
I just saw "A Christmas Story" on DVD by KarmicRelief	Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:33 PM
It was fa-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra-ra ra-wsome!!!
Christmas Story II by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:33 PM
I always thought they should have done a Christmas Story II, exploring a teenage Ralph and his burgeoning sexuality. Instead of saying "fudge," he's doing it with some hot chick at school in that shed in his back yard. That Christmas, he could learn to stroke his candy cane, if you know what I mean, and instead of the worry being "you'll poke your eye out" from a BB gun, it will be "you'll go blind" if you keep doing THAT. This movie would have been AWESOME. I can even hear Jean Shephard's narration: "Just what was this creamy stuff coming out of me, I thought. It sure FELT good, but now what to do with it? Maybe I'll wipe it with one of Randy's socks, the bastard."
I just Harry in the shower,, by abed4fred	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:04:21 PM
It was Bothersome!
I watched little Jackie greasing... by abed4fred	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:06:06 PM
Weezer, it was just plain wrong.
seriously though... by abed4fred	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:10:54 PM
I just stumbled on a foolish theory that Lost, Heroes ( that piece of shit) and Cloverfield are all tied together in some way. It seems events in 2008 will tell the tale. I'd post the url but I'm busy looking for Ringo Starrs reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup.
You know how in the 90s by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:17:53 PM
a lot of the "high concept" action movies were described by comparing them with Die Hard? Like, Speed was Die Hard on a bus. Under Seige was Die Hard on a ship, then a train. Well, the new thing for the 00s is to compare shit with Dawson's Creek, and Cloverfield will be Dawson's Creek meets godzilla. Personally, I hope the monster kills every one of the 20-something aimless amoral bohemian narcissist pricks and bitches. Cuz that would be AWESOME
sirbroiler by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:36:44 PM
I saw your mom naked, too, and SHE might throw up when she's done riding my tower of Love Power, hellyeah, she's AWESOME!!
Speaking of Dawson... by Abin Sur	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:38:42 PM
Have you seen the ad on SciFi for their latest monster movie of the week (Ice Maggots or something) starring none other than Mr. James van der Beek? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Steven Seagal rises to kick ass again by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 3rd, 2007 02:40:57 PM
In his new thriller, "Difficult to Murder." After a posse of drug dealers beat up his wife and family and force them to watch reruns of "Diffrent Strokes," a near-dead Steven trains himself back to health so he can settle the score. Features Omar Epps as a wise-cracking sidekick, and Steven does plenty of squinting and talks exclusively in a hushed, Zen whisper. It's Above the LawSOME!!
Just saw the new Mayim Bialik flick... by KarmicRelief	Dec 3rd, 2007 03:04:09 PM
...at a small screening with Joey Lawrence and he said "Woah!" It was Bl-awesome. (Alright...that was a stretch)
It's not VOLTRON! It's BATTLE OF THE PLANETS...& VOLTRON! by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:52:43 PM

Still going... by Boxcutter	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:54:52 PM
I just saw the remake of Brideshead Revisited..and it was EVELYN WAUGHSOME!!
Also starring Jennifer Garner, Tom Cruise, and the Star Trek cas by MrMysteryGuest	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:56:43 PM

Why does someone say something about a Lion... by JimCurry	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:11:58 PM
In the first trailer? Did anyone else notice that? Haven't really been following this movie, just figured I would chime in because it seems cool that there's a movie about a giant lion or something?
2 girls 1 Cup is actually pretty decent... by JimCurry	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:17:25 PM
It starts really well, has a fuckin AMAZING 2nd act, then peters out a little toward the end... 3 out of 4.
Just saw Harry rechecking this AWESOME TB from time to time! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:37:39 PM
We know you're there, Harry. Say "Hello" to Harry, guys.
How many "AWESOME"s are we up to now? by Pennsy	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:46:20 PM
??
Was Mel Gibson ever in the marine? by TheNorthlander	Dec 3rd, 2007 07:48:20 PM
No wait, he's aussie. Nevermind.
Can't believe nobody figured this out yet. by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:33:48 PM
The monster is Hulk Hogan, brothers!
I ONCE SHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER A PUBLIC TOILET by BringingSexyBack	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:34:55 PM
It was gruesome.
Which is why John "Marine" Cena gave the movie a bad review. by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:36:01 PM
Blame it on the juice.
WHAT DO YOU CALL ULTRA-ORTHODOX JEWS? by BringingSexyBack	Dec 3rd, 2007 08:38:49 PM
100% Jewsy Jews.
the monster is greg grunberg! by ironic_name	Dec 3rd, 2007 09:55:08 PM

Actually, there are Chinese Democracy demos floating around by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:02:59 PM
I have no letter for Jim Cameron, but I'm listening "Madagascar" & "Catcher in the Rye"
Cromwell1666 by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:25:29 PM
I remember that scene. IT WAS AWESOME!
JimCurry, by 'Cholera's Ghost	Dec 3rd, 2007 10:28:56 PM
Yes, and there was also a mention of a lion in the second trailer. It went down like this: [yuppies cowering in convenience store] Yuppie 1: Robbie, Robbie, Robbie Robbie...it's a lion." Then the glass shatters exactly like a lion hit it.
Why this movie will FAIL... by HExTeXly	Dec 4th, 2007 01:55:23 AM
I am very excited about this flick...but it will FAIL at the box office. Just like SNAKES ON A PLANE, the Internet hype machine will be proved a false idol! True, a small percentage of people are aware/obsessed with this movie (me) most average people HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT THE TRAILER BEFORE TRANSFORMERS!!! The viral stuff has fizzled (last update to 1/18/08.com was a while back). In conclusion, mysterious trailers+confusingly stupid title=NO MONEY FOR YOU JJ! Too bad. But because I'm lame...I'll be there opening night.
I just saw Bono... by mephista1013	Dec 4th, 2007 02:08:48 AM
and it was Paul Hewson
I just left KFC... by Angry Bald Guy	Dec 4th, 2007 02:20:04 AM
It was cole slaw-some. Sorry.
this Thread is funny... by TimMighty	Dec 4th, 2007 04:26:23 AM
the cloverfield talkbacks are the new Transformers talkbacks...pure comedy gold.
is Bai ling in this ? by TimMighty	Dec 4th, 2007 04:37:21 AM
JJ loves him some lingling
a Dirty Sanchez for Kristin Bell? by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 07:17:00 AM
and why not? One nice smear across the upper lip, then wipe the remains in her hair.
but is it a hate crime? by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 07:30:48 AM
does giving someone a Dirty Sanchez constitute a Hate Crime against Mexicans?
abed4fred by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 07:35:06 AM
Just "remains" in her hair? Why not shampoo her with it! That'd be AWESOME!! Fecal conditioner for extra body! Oh yeah, you love it, baby, oohh yeeahhhh...and speaking of heinous sex acts, the office next to me is occupied by a cute supervisor. Technically, we're equals, but she's been here a little longer, so I regard her as a superior...with whom I want to copulate. I guess you could say she's BOSSOME! Okay, I'm reaching, I know.
what about.. by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 08:28:31 AM
giving her a " Willie Steamboat? thats when you snap a mousetrap on her asscheek as you climax. If you're not wearing Mickey Mouse ears though, it's not really authentic.
A Willie Steamboat? LMAO by Boxcutter	Dec 4th, 2007 11:29:27 AM
Surely A Steamboat Willie to be pedantic - but brilliantly funny nonetheless. So, where were we? Umm, Stephen Hawking just gave me a private reading of "A Brief History of Time". It was QUANTUM!!! No, no, perhaps not...Still, that's one more post toward the 1000.
BoxCutter by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 12:02:30 PM
I worried about copywright infringement I had some chewing tobacco, It was Chaw-some! (Lame-O)
that sentence above by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 12:05:33 PM
is sad..
But will moviegoers... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 01:46:15 PM
...have a cockslappin' good time?
The monster...REVEALED!! by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 01:50:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yqt9e6 Tremble in fear!
Hey boxcutter by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 02:59:52 PM
Perhaps we should name a gross sex act after Professor Hawking. Hmmm...what foul behavior shall it be. It's got to be something involving ass, because Hawking was all about string theory and black holes.
but will it bring in the rubes? by abed4fred	Dec 4th, 2007 03:03:41 PM
How come no-one resented Harry's Initial Attack of the CLones review when he compared the sight of Yoda bouncing around to the time his Uncle Tony grabbed his pantied ass? Oh well, I guess this thread is as dead as Joan Rivers original face. Hey, c'mon, I'm sweating like Shelly Winters here!
Hence The 1/18/08 Release Date... by Buzz Maverik	Dec 4th, 2007 04:50:14 PM
This is a movie I am eager to see. The only thing I don't like about it is the hype, but that's not going to keep me away. Whether the hype is from Hollywood or from us is debatable...we're probably a little more media controlled than we'd like to think. But as long as they offer an original take on an old concept, I'm there! I think they're probably trying to avoid the SNAKES ON A PLANE backlash, where we all talkbacked about it but we didn't go see it. I mean, what else is going to be available on 1/18/08? (I think CLOVERFIELD will avoid the SNAKES curse because with SNAKES the hype machine didn't realize we were laughing AT it, not WITH it).
What a Joke... by v1	Dec 4th, 2007 05:07:03 PM
this talkback has become. I am really looking forward to seeing this, and will see it on 1/18/08. It will be interesting to see what JJ has done with this. I'm just saying...
I just saw Joanie loves Chachi &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:12:03 PM
it was wah-wah-wah some
Just saw where Cartman was trying to trick butters &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:16:09 PM
it was A.W.E.S.O.M.E.-O
just saw a pair of 40DD's &............... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:19:49 PM
They were bra-some
I just watched Robin Hood &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:24:10 PM
it was Little John-some
I just by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:47:16 PM

I just saw Michelle Trachtenberg on Buffy &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:54:09 PM
she was Dawn-some
by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 07:55:53 PM
she was Dawn-some
I just saw Turtle Talk w/ Crush at Disneyland &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:00:31 PM
it was cha-ha-some
just saw Land of the Lost &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:03:20 PM
it was Cha-ka-some
just saw Fozzy Bear &.... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:06:07 PM
he was wokka wokka wokka-some
just saw Beastmaster &.... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:09:00 PM
it was Dar-some
just saw Beastmaster &.... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:09:26 PM
it was Dar-some
just saw G.I. Joe &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:13:09 PM
it was Zartan-some
just saw an old Hanna Barbera cartoon short &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:16:18 PM
it was Limpy the Lion & Hardee Har Har-some
I just saw Song of the South & by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:19:14 PM
it was tar (baby)- some
i just saw the new Pixar film &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:21:46 PM
it was cars-some
I just saw the new 007 flick &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:24:13 PM
It was Bond-some
I just saw the new Disney computer film &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:40:43 PM
It was Tron-some
I just came back from having a drink at the pub &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:45:18 PM
it was bar-some
I just came back from having a drink at the pub &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:45:31 PM
it was bar-some
I just got back from playing a round of golf &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:48:36 PM
I was a little under par-some
What if....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:53:19 PM
we had a reviewer who claimed to have already seen The Half Blood Prince & gave horrible review. Would that make him a Harry Potter'ed plant?
what if....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 08:58:35 PM
The Cloverfeild monster qas actually being controlled by a man ? When he asks the monster why he isn't catching Rob,the monster would reply "Because I have a big head & little arms"
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 09:09:46 PM
this thread got so big & well known,that they make a movie out of it,or even ends up in the Guiness Book of World Records?
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 4th, 2007 09:17:23 PM
Harry hadn't of written the article & the reviews didn't suck? We wouldn't be having as much fun as we are !!!!!!!
I just saw Gilda Radner in one of her old SNL routines &........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:00:08 AM
she was Babwa Wahwah-some
I just saw Waynes World 3 &........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:05:19 AM
it sucked!!!!! Sha-ha,(right)- some
I just saw an old 50's rock n roll band &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:09:01 AM
they were Sha-Na-Na some
just saw an old Renaissance band playing at the faire &..... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:13:15 AM
they were tra-la-la some
I just saw christmas carolers outside my apartment singing Deck by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:18:49 AM
they were fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la some
I just saw another old Hanna-Barbera cartoon short &......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:46:39 AM
it was Quick Draw McGraw-some
I just saw Dolly Partin's chest &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:49:48 AM
it was ta-ta's some
I just read Harry's next review &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:52:44 AM
it stuck in my craw some
I just got back from my parents house &...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:55:52 AM
i got to talk to my ma some
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:00:52 AM
everyone would check their spelling before writing a review? That would (spelling) be(e) awesome !!!!!!!!!!
I just saw a cheap knock-off of Cloverfield already........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:04:58 AM
where the monster was attacking Ireland. It was called 4 leaf Cloverfield
I just saw another cheesy knock off of Cloverfield......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:08:39 AM
where the monster was attacking a freeway. It was called Cloverleaf
Then there was the stoner knock-off....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:24:54 AM
it was called smoking Clover(s)field. Which reminds me-I got the munchies. Need food. Like someone said in an earlier post,"got to eat".
I just got back from seeing the new movie about He-Mans sister & by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 10:05:54 AM
it was She-Ra some
JUST SAW THIS AWESOME TOPIC BEING REMOVED FROM MAIN PAGE! by The_Hypnotoad	Dec 5th, 2007 11:16:54 AM
And blasted into obvlivion!!
66 POSTS TO 1000! C'MON, YOU FUCKERS... by Pennsy	Dec 5th, 2007 02:32:23 PM
Now THAT would be AWESOME!
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:10:07 PM
This thread get mentioned as a "thank you" in the ending credits of Cloverfield?
What if............ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:14:55 PM
The Cloverfield monster is actially one of the Naboo sea creatures from Phantom Menace? Then it would actually look like the next Star Wars !!!!!!!!!
What if....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:18:24 PM
This movie is actually ID4 pt. 2:the aliens revenge?
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:21:23 PM
Harry has actually secretly replaced by J.J. Abrahms?
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:25:52 PM
they did a big screen remake ofthe A-Team & they replaced Hannibal's catchphrase:" I just love it when a plan comes together" with " awesome"?
What if......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:31:27 PM
we all have just been drinking too much Slusho & the "secret ingredient" is giving us all a shared mass hallucination of this thread?
What if...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:41:54 PM
In the next Dukes of Hazzard remake,instead of the Duke boys yelling "yeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaa" every time they jump something, they yell out "aaawwwweeeesssssoooommmmeeee! !!!!!!!" ?
What if.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:45:52 PM
All of our questions were answered & there were no more " what if"s?
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:49:49 PM
the monster's visual acuity was based on movement & he couldn't see you if you were standing still?
Have you noticed........... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:53:16 PM
that this thread has become a "Cloverfield" monster in it's own right?
Have you wondered............ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 05:59:05 PM
if Harry's sitting in front of his computer reading this thread & getting all cheezed off that qe're going through great lengths to ridicule him & his review article?
What if......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:31:13 PM
the monster was just trying to find Sesame Street........to go play with the other monsters?
What if........ by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:34:59 PM
the monster was just looking for a scared kid's door so he could get back to Monstropolis?
What is.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:38:31 PM
hyperbole? A toilet with ADD?
What is.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:38:35 PM
hyperbole? A toilet with ADD?
I just saw 2 girls 1 cup & tub girl.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:50:02 PM
after hearing about them on this thread & I thought they were both disgusting. Almost as bad as the BME pain olympics. Though it was more entertaining watching the reactions,especially on celebrities faces as they were watching them !!!!!! Just looking at Joe ( Fear Factor) Rogan's uncomfortable reaction or Ron (king of porn) Jeremy walk away was worth my entertainment dollar right there !!!!!!!!
I JUST SAW THE MATRIX AND IT WAS WHOA-SOME. by Pennsy	Dec 5th, 2007 06:51:06 PM

Thw Joker just saw Cloverfield &.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 06:58:50 PM
he was quoted as saying that he thought it was hahaha-some
Cloverfield monster....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:02:58 PM
gotta catch 'em all
Everyone sing now: by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:14:37 PM
"Clover-Mon,Cloverfield monster,Cloverfield is the champion"
Cloverfield....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:18:16 PM
It's time to duel !!!!!!!!!!!!
I just saw the little mermaid &........... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:22:13 PM
she was Ariel-some
Some awe indeed! by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 5th, 2007 07:30:35 PM
If it caused awe, it wouldn't have been removed! That's loathsome!
I love my wife...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:53:59 PM
she is just so Deena-some !!!!!!!!!!!!
I just saw the Genie from Aladdin &......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 07:59:10 PM
he said his best pal was Al-some
I just saw Hermione at Hogwart's &......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 08:04:07 PM
he said her spells were levio-some
I just saw Prince Charming &.......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 5th, 2007 08:07:29 PM
he said his bride was Cinderella-some
It's not "I" JUST SAW!!!!! by JimCurry	Dec 5th, 2007 11:16:32 PM
It's JUST SAW, no "I!" C'mon people, let's do this right! But indeed, this is a pretty great thread. No black boxes means they realize there would be no winning on this one...
superbad commentary makes fun of cloverfield by ballsxcrew	Dec 6th, 2007 01:11:39 AM
apparently the DP of superbad worked on the cloverfield movie and in the commentary of superbad they all start destroying him. they say that he would always try to bait you into asking about cloverfield, just so he could say no and tell them he will get sued. the seth rogen said "watch out jj abbrams is going to repel in here." hahaha golden
i just fucked my sister by ironic_name	Dec 6th, 2007 07:31:36 AM
twas awsome
I'm so proud, so proud of you all... by Boxcutter	Dec 6th, 2007 10:25:14 AM

I just saw The Jazz Singer by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 11:52:25 AM
It was Aljolson!!!!
I just saw Vader without his mask by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 11:56:50 AM
It was Sebastian Shawesome!!!
I just saw a bad guy from He-Man by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 12:00:10 PM
It was Trapjawesome!!!!
I just saw a cute little puppy by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 12:03:01 PM
It was awwwwwwwwwwwwsome
Just read Pygmalion by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 12:06:20 PM
It was George Bernard Shaweseme!!!
So, collectively, we've decided this IS a VOLTRON movie by finky089	Dec 6th, 2007 12:21:36 PM
right?
Great fucking Christ, guys!! by finky089	Dec 6th, 2007 12:23:01 PM
Way to bring this thing to over a grand! Even though it took some spamming, it's good to see people having fun in a TB instead of fighting for once.
What if....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 01:23:14 PM
the monster was a liger? That would be freagin' sweet
Hey noiretblanc by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:26:17 PM
You'll appreciate this. We just finished potty training my three year old son. When he finishes taking a crap, he says he made "a chocolate boat." Sometimes when I ask if he's done, he says, no, there's another "boat" on the way, and he grips the seat and scrunches his face and dispatches the next vessel. Great stuff.
I just dug up my old Inhumans comic book by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:27:41 PM
It was LOCKJAWSOME, bitches!
When a young teenage boy by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:30:00 PM
And his fumbling fingers finally unclasp his lover's brassiere in the backseat of a Chevy, that's just BRASOME.
I feel like a kid at Disneyland......... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 01:30:23 PM
I'm having so much fun,I don't wanna go home!!!!!!!
Tobin Bell told me by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:32:57 PM
this movie is going to be SAWSOME. Then he told me he'd like to play a game...I about shat.
Would you like your monster movie by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:33:36 PM
with a size of fries, or are you in the mood for COLESLAWSOME!!
finky089 by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:35:16 PM
Who says we're having fun? Maybe I'm not having fun, but only SEEM to be having fun. How dare you presume we're having fun. Would you like to make something of it? :) Just kidding, let's not fight. Let's call it a DRAWSOME
ironic_name by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:37:28 PM
I just f*cked your sister, too. She cried out for Jesus her savior repeatedly as she spazzed. She kept yelling, "Jesus! OHMYGAWWWSOME!!!" Then passed out. Quite the minx, she.
knght_in_shining_armor by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:43:18 PM
I'm sure Harry does read some of this stuff. But I'd like to think he doesn't think we're seriously ridiculing him so much as having an uproariously good time extrapolating on some of the sillier lines / buzzwords used in the reviews. I come to AICN because I'm a moviegeek. I stay on for long periods of time because the TBs are FUN...SOME
Just read that last post by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 01:44:36 PM
It was Abosome!!!!!
Famous Quotes in History by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:48:53 PM
Remember JFK's inspirational speech? "Ask not what your country can do for you...ask what YOU can do for yourrFRICKINAWESOME!" I think he was shot shortly thereafter. Or, do you not recall the hope-imbued passion of Dr. Martin Luther King as he exclaimed, "I have a dreeaKER-POWSOME!" Or President Bill Clinton, as he announced to the American People on live TV that "I did not have sex with that wo....FUCKYESIDIDITWASAWESOME! !"
Seriously though.. by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:51:12 PM
Would it not have been hilarious in Empire Strikes Back, when Han is about to be slam-dunked in carbonite, when Leia finally admits "I love you," instead of saying "I know," he gushed, "AWESOME!!!" Then they dunk his ass.
That piece of ass Faith Hill... by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 01:54:47 PM
...who's that redneck she's married to? Oh yeah, Tim McGR... I won't even say it.
Just stole some droids by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 02:00:58 PM
It was Jawasome!!!!!
The other day I rented a DVD for the kids by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 6th, 2007 02:09:28 PM
It was not Santa CLAUSOME!! I think at my next office meeting I'll just respond to everything using that one word: "So Pete, what do you think of the clerk's office assuming control of restitution cases via their civil docket?" "Awesome."
Just saw a guy killed during Project Mayhem by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 02:49:13 PM
His name was Robert Pawesome
Just saw the Family Feud by Shaw	Dec 6th, 2007 03:08:34 PM
It was Richard Dawesome!!!!!
What if...... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 04:52:30 PM
the monster had alaser attachedto it's frickin' forehead & Rob was using it to hold the city hostage for ( holding pinky finger to the side of my lips) one biiillliiiooonnn dooolllllaaarrssss ?
Just saw that Old Tom Hanks mermaid movie &....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 04:56:32 PM
she was Darryl Hannah-some
just saw apocolypto by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:09:00 PM
it was jaguar pawsome!!!
just drank a tall late from flipnotics by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:11:49 PM
it was way too froth-some!
just saw a brownish butterfly by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:13:55 PM
it was moth-some!
just found the rebels hidden base by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:14:57 PM
it was hoth-some!!! (this is probably a repeat by now, but i'll be damned if i'm reading all 1K+ posts)
brett favre just threw an int against the chiefs by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:20:24 PM
it was Ty Law-some!
just rotated about my vertical axis by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:22:26 PM
it was yaw-some!
This was fun... by BigTexas42	Dec 6th, 2007 05:24:31 PM
but i gotta go now. it's miller time.
My friends,I just took a look at the listing of h by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 05:29:00 PM

My friends,I was just looking at the listings....... by knght_n_shng_armr	Dec 6th, 2007 05:34:48 PM
to we how much total posts this thread had (1048 at standing),& out of all the discussion threads going on that were listed,we are currently the only one listed in bold type lettering. That is awesome !!!!!
BigTexas42 re: Yaw-saw by JimCurry	Dec 6th, 2007 06:48:19 PM
Someone already used that one ya piece of fuckin repeatin' shit! (that was Toll-Booth Willy for ya.)
BigTexas42 re: Yaw-some by JimCurry	Dec 6th, 2007 06:48:31 PM
Someone already used that one ya piece of fuckin repeatin' shit! (that was Toll-Booth Willy for ya.)
As AWESOME as you think this post is by Mace Tofu	Dec 6th, 2007 10:29:58 PM
it NEVER will beat that AWESOME talk-back about the wet super-hero. Now that was AWESOME.
As AWESOME as you think this post is by Mace Tofu	Dec 6th, 2007 10:30:09 PM
it NEVER will beat that AWESOME talk-back about the wet super-hero. Now that was AWESOME.
Awesome is as Awesome does by abed4fred	Dec 7th, 2007 11:43:56 AM
Just booted my old dos OS pc, it was checksum!
I just saw a giant snake wearing a vest... by Cornholio_By_The_Sea	Dec 16th, 2007 09:08:52 PM
rolling a big donut...it was NOHANDS-SOME...pretty f*&^ing shabby, huh??
perhaps a lion? a whale? by just pillow talk	Jan 10th, 2008 11:35:58 AM

Prediction: Worst film of 2008! by GAUGE105	Jan 18th, 2008 09:56:35 PM
I've just wasted $15 seeing this freaking mess of a movie Cloverfield and as my title suggests, I'm predicting that this will be remembered as the worst film of 2008!! Does anyone remember how the Blair Witch Project was looked back on after all the hype died down? Thats right, you couldn't find anyone that would admit to liking it, well this will be no different. I warn you know SPOILERS AHEAD!! There is no conclusion to the movie, just an explosion. The guy holding the camera for most of the movie will do nothing but annoy you. The monster is like a cross between a lobster, the aliens from Resistance: FOM (PS3) and Sin from Final Fantasy 10 (PS2). ALL the characters will piss you off. And when when the credits start rolling you will say the same thing I did... "is that it?" I was looking forward to this as many people were since JJ was at the helm and now I just think he should stick to TV because his movie was a disaster
Cloverfield Ending Credits (Spoilers) by Kiasuman	Jan 20th, 2008 10:49:41 PM
Cloverfield Ending Credits At the credits ending of Cloverfield, Spoilers the audio from the video cam says, "Help us!". But when played backwards, it says, "It's still alive!" This happens after the end credits of Cloverfield. Assuming the speaker was Rob, he suggests Cloverfield (the monster) is still alive. This also suggests a sequel for Cloverfield 2! Spoilers The Japanese oil company TAGRUATO drops a satellite (Chimpanz III) into the ocean as part of viral marketing (shown at the end of the movie when Rob and Beth were on the ferris wheel). TAGRUATO works with SLUSHO (a slush company), as the main ingredient for SLUSHO is found at the satellite dropzone (deep ocean). While searching for satellite and ingredients, they woke Cloverfield (the monster). The main ingredient of Slusho apparently turns a tiny fish into a HUGE whale, which explains the size of Cloverfield. Rob apparently was going to be the Vice President of TAGRUATO in Japan. Source from: http://www.cloverfieldendingcr edits.com

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