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Hotter than blue flame Selma Blair and Sweet-Ass Abe Sapien posters appear for HELLBOY 2!!!

can't see them by damned-dirty-ape	Nov 30th, 2007 03:02:10 AM
been trying since yesterday
Quint by Mezzanine	Nov 30th, 2007 03:02:50 AM
On your set visit, were you there at the same time that Neil Gaiman was? Also, these posters are cool.
YOU LEAVE JACK BURTON ALONE!! by Zeotron	Nov 30th, 2007 03:07:46 AM
Half a city block explodes in green flame....GREEN FLAME!! liz looks wicked hot!
HB Comics=Good.HB Movie=Not So. by Redfive!	Nov 30th, 2007 03:10:02 AM
I sure hope this ones wayyy better then the first.I can bearly get through the 1st a 2nd time,its just not that good.
Abe Sapien Poster by Aloy	Nov 30th, 2007 03:14:18 AM
Very cool. All the artwork kills.
I liked the first movie by Mezzanine	Nov 30th, 2007 03:16:04 AM
But then again, I get off on anything where the Nazis start messing around with the occult.
Nice lippy! by kiddae	Nov 30th, 2007 03:20:17 AM

Cool as F**k! But then it was bound to be! by KillaKane	Nov 30th, 2007 03:56:15 AM
Just hope Guillermo's rolling into Mountains of Madness after wrapping up HB2, salivating at the prospect of him bringing it to the screen.
Doug Jones? by gotilk	Nov 30th, 2007 03:56:23 AM
Are they letting him voice Abe this time? That's his voice in the Abe video on the site, isn't it? I sure wasn't David Hyde Pierce.
Abe is the man by Zappary	Nov 30th, 2007 03:57:14 AM
Well.. fish-man.. whatever.
JACK BURTON ALWAYS SAYS... WHAT THE HELL!!! by spud mcspud	Nov 30th, 2007 04:00:53 AM
So somebody, I don't care who, tell ME what the hell is going on! Liz is teh hotness. Heh heh.
7-11-08 by palewook	Nov 30th, 2007 05:26:23 AM
woot cant wait
Nice by Jazza2	Nov 30th, 2007 06:16:23 AM
Selma Blair is very hot in that poster
Bacci40 by Abin Sur	Nov 30th, 2007 07:20:31 AM
I know what movie you're quoting (and DAMN), but you may want to add a caption telling some of the other folks. ;)
Bacci40 is not a KKK guy by Abominable Snowcone	Nov 30th, 2007 07:37:14 AM
I recall the scene and the quote, but I can't remember what movie it was. At first I thought it was very over-the-top dialogue, for him to make her say that as he pumps her against the wall, but then I thought it was pretty hot. I'm thinking of the right scene, yes? No? What movie was that? I looked up Selma at imdb but none of those titles stick out. At least not the way that scene did.
Was it Cruel Intentions? by Abominable Snowcone	Nov 30th, 2007 07:40:59 AM
If so, that movie was forgettable but for that scene.
The Selma Blair Poster by Mike-El	Nov 30th, 2007 07:41:45 AM
Suri Cruise, twenty-five years from now.
The Devil's backbone versus Mimic by Sepulchrave	Nov 30th, 2007 07:43:48 AM
Del Toro's movies in English are shite compared to his Spanish work. I hope he makes the Lovecraft one en Espanol.
It was Storytelling... by Han Ol' Buddy	Nov 30th, 2007 08:06:58 AM
And the infamous "orange square".
Can't wait... by Frankenbastard	Nov 30th, 2007 08:15:13 AM
for this one. I wish they'd soot 2 and 3 at the same time.
I've gone back and have read a bunch of the comics. by rbatty024	Nov 30th, 2007 08:16:54 AM
I'm really looking forward to this now that I've done my homework. The first one was pretty damn satisfying.
I was able to meet Doug Jones at Mid-Ohio-Con last weekend by SpyGuy	Nov 30th, 2007 08:27:51 AM
Great guy, very cordial and friendly to his fans, but he has to have a negative body fat index count. Dude needs a Twinkie stat. These posters are great, though, and HELLBOY II is officially one of my must-see flicks.
Abominable Snowcone by pencil-man	Nov 30th, 2007 08:59:25 AM
that was Big Trouble in Little China, duder. "Jack Burton, ME!"
...oh wait by pencil-man	Nov 30th, 2007 09:00:59 AM
Storytelling
the selma blair quote by ArcadianDS	Nov 30th, 2007 09:04:34 AM
you blew it, dude. If you're gonna quote a movie, get it right.
Abe Sapien . . . sweet-ass . . . by aboriginal	Nov 30th, 2007 09:27:23 AM
Got ridda Selm's eye bags, but she still is a beauty nonetheless. Abe does have a sweet ass, but its all just CGI anyway.
You need to see Selma in Storytelling by indyjonez100	Nov 30th, 2007 10:00:52 AM
Great scene of her getting it in the ass against the wall in that movie.
Blair is fugly by BMacSmith	Nov 30th, 2007 10:18:03 AM
too plain.
"Knockout" Selma Blair? by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE	Nov 30th, 2007 10:31:35 AM
Um...okay. She's cute. I mean, she'll DO and everything but...wow, knock out? Hey, everybody has their thing...
They better hope that release date pays off by AlwaysThere	Nov 30th, 2007 10:36:02 AM
Are they expecting a $35 to $40 million opening?
Selma Blair by Valin Kenobi	Nov 30th, 2007 10:43:02 AM
Knockout? Nah. Plain? Fuck no. But hot? Oh yes...
Did anyone watch the "ABE SAPIEN WELCOMES YOU" video? by Mr Incredible	Nov 30th, 2007 10:53:40 AM
God, that was like a skit from MST3K. Is David Hyde Pierce coming back to do the voice?
Awesome Posters by DKT	Nov 30th, 2007 10:55:08 AM
I hope the movie kicks ass. The last one was pretty good but not GREAT. Maybe they'll go this sequel will go the X2/Spider-man 2 route and outdo the original...
Selma Blair by SpawnofAchilles	Nov 30th, 2007 11:07:34 AM
is boring and not hot at all, I don't like the sleepy/droopy eye thing she has going on
Meh. by Raymar	Nov 30th, 2007 11:18:29 AM
Those good have come from the first film really. Something new would be better.
Looks like all 3 are up now. by El Fuego	Nov 30th, 2007 01:31:37 PM
Cool beans
HB looks freakin' high in that poster! by Zeotron	Nov 30th, 2007 02:09:20 PM
I think they need another image for HB's poster, it just doesn't seem right.
looks awesome... by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 30th, 2007 02:52:22 PM
im a big hb fan - comics and movie - the cartoons could be better - but theyre pretty good considering - i cant wait to see this movie - the first is one of the best comic book movies ever - part of me wishes hb had wider appeal or a bigger fanbase - but then i remind myself that if that was the case it wouldnt be as good as it is - because it would be dumbed down and homogenized in order to pull in more fans - the concept art of the little fish guy with fish heads around his neck holding a cleaver looks great - only in hellboy will you see things like that
Two lingering questions and a comment by gruntybear	Nov 30th, 2007 03:21:52 PM
1) Will the new movie have an actual ending? 2) What the fuck happened to Abe Sapien 2/3rds of the way through Hellboy 1? 3) "Stories" that consist of nothing but a link to another site bring "teh suck."
is this exciting? by soup74	Nov 30th, 2007 04:01:50 PM
i mean, im excited for the movie, i liked the first hellboy, but why are people getting excited to see pictures of characters we've already seen in the last movie? didnt we already have a pretty good idea of what they were going to look like?
soup74 by TruPhan	Nov 30th, 2007 04:25:32 PM
Slow news day.
charlotte rampling eyes by mansep	Nov 30th, 2007 04:26:49 PM
thats all i'm saying
I got to interview Blair for "A Dirty Shame"... by Lenny Nero	Nov 30th, 2007 05:11:21 PM
...and she's one of the coolest chicks I've ever met. Very playful and blunt and more than a little tomboyish. She's the real deal, folks.
Selma Blair is hot... by ZeroCorpse	Nov 30th, 2007 05:28:54 PM
Even if she's rail-thin. It's the eyes. She has killer eyes. However, Hellboy 2 would have to work to impress me. The first one left me flat.
Cool! by FILMFUNK	Nov 30th, 2007 07:11:55 PM
Love all his movies since Cronos except Mimic and Hellboy for some reason felt undernourished! Looks like this one has the budget to do it justice this time around.
the first movie needed less faggy Agent Myers by Pipple	Nov 30th, 2007 10:42:15 PM
More badass hellboy.
Selma's hairline by blackhole4140	Dec 1st, 2007 05:43:02 AM
Anyone ever noticed Blair's messed up forehead/hairline? One time she was on Conan with her hair pulled back and she looked like she belonged in Mos Eisley.
What movie was that when Selma had.. by Tomcat2371	Dec 1st, 2007 08:58:39 AM
..a penis stuck in her mouth?
Tomcat2371 by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Dec 1st, 2007 09:45:54 AM
That would be "The Sweetest Thing". And yes.. I'm kind of ashamed I knew that one.
LOL by Tomcat2371	Dec 1st, 2007 09:59:56 AM
Thanks Squirrel
now there's an idea... by lynxpro	Dec 1st, 2007 01:05:01 PM
A Jack Burton/Hellboy crossover film. Have Del Torro direct it with Carpenter as an exec producer.
Hellboy pic us up on same site by Hoots Mon	Dec 1st, 2007 01:40:29 PM

lynxpro by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:41:35 PM
With you all the way til you said Carpenter as exec producer. That man allowed the fucking FOG remake to be done with his name on it. He is a LEGEND in movie history, but the dude should just stay home these days if his heart ain't in it any more. Stick to his bowl and fried chicken, and have a blast on HALO 3. He's earned it. Del Toro all the way. Me to write it. The movie is: HELLBOY 2: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE INDIA. Or any other non-American country with interesting mythology. And it MUST be Kurt.
INDIANA JONES VS JACK BURTON by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:44:32 PM
Who'd win? Indy is much, much braver than Jack, but Jack is way cooler, has fucked Kim Cattrall and has Wang at his back. No horseshit. Wang Chi would fuck Short Round the hell up, and leave him for dead while he and Jack go on to hijack the Indiana Jones franchise, with Hellboy as the surprise Act III Companion who saves them all. I think you know it's a winner.
Here's to America's colours, the colours that never run... by spud mcspud	Dec 2nd, 2007 04:45:28 PM
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

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