Oh, and

FUCK YOU INDY TITLE MULTI-POST SPAMMERS!

May you receive 1,000 lashes from the whip of Dr. Jones.

Man, I'm so hyped for this. My 2nd must-see blockbuster in 2008, behind TDK and before Iron Man.

That is all.

And of course Indy HAS to wear the same shit...because he's Indiana Jones, dammit!

Jordan, dude, you are outta your mind if you think Raiders was boring. Seriously.

hey, we all gotta shart.

Seriously, you assholes complaining about his wardrobe are something else. If he HADN'T had the jacket and his hat you would have been screaming "No jacket? NO JONES!" and "TOO NO-HATTY!!"

Fuck you losers.

Indy: "Yes, they're fucking ants."

Though between his baby face and the high-pants jokes, now I've got "Daddy-O" from MST3K in my head..."hike--hike--hike--hike your pants up..."

Oh, and Ford looks great too, though except for the last pic, his outfit looks too clean for me. Pants, sure, but the jacket and hat would look better more worn and rumpled, IMO.

Still kind of hard to believe this movie is actually going to exist.

Why don't you come clean about why you REALLY hate this new Indy movie? You've stated it often enough in the past, namely that you disapprove of 1950s-era Soviets as the villains.

Stop being a condescending, cowardly, pontificating douchenozzle, grow a pair of balls and start displaying some intellectual courage.

Nice work ducking my other points about you, fuckface.

Spielberg? War of the Worlds was second only to Revenge of the Sith in 2005, Munich was Oscar nominated and he's been producing his ass off, including this year's Transformers. Lucas? You fanbois might hate the prequels but Lucas has about 2.5 billion reasons why he's not losing any sleep over it. Ford? Okay, Ford hasn't had a decent movie in a long time but I seriously doubt that he was the one with his fedora in his hand begging for this movie.

Of course they're going to rake in a shitload of money on this but it's not like they need it.

You've painted yourself into a corner with this, and there is no way in Hell you'll ever admit to it being any good.

He's a pretentious cunt on the same level as moviemack.

You must submit to this, or else M-O-M will insult your country and your taste yet refuse to admit he's from Portugal and that he's stoked for AvP2.

Sweet pictures.

...dammit...

When was the last time Ford made a movie that WASN'T a "cash-in"? (If you said anything after FRANTIC you're wrong.) How were Temple of Doom and Last Crusade NOT cash-ins???

Regardless, I can;t wait for this flick.

They just didn't feel the need to shoehorn Sallah into the movie when there was no logical reason for Indy and Sallah's paths to cross this time.

Keep an eye out for a Marcus Brody "cameo" though. There's a painting of him on the wall at Indy's school.

Indiana Jones and the Title Indicating Harrison Ford Is Considerably Older than He Was in the Previous Film

Leather conditioner for whip

Imodium 50-pack

Ben Gay (Unscented)

Turkey and Swiss on 9 grain bread, thickly sliced

feel your pecker start twitching when you watched "even stevens"?

huh?

He is truly a vile little fuckspoon.

It does cheer me up that he is being battered by almost every other TB'er as well.

how can you not be excited about this? even with shia leprick in it.

Anywho, this is TB- the home of insane rants and occasional movie chat.

M-O-M truly is that heinous.

If anything the original 3 INdy films destroy any 90's/21st century attempt at a trilogy.

I was worried I'd have to be defending something against a tide of TB hate.

I would like you to note that 2 of the things you mention come in the first film- and the witch king, frankly, wasn't enough of a payoff for the mind-numbing tedium that surrounded it in ROTK.

Again, I am looking forward to Indy 4. I will be so fucking excited if this turns out to be good.

Riding off into the sunset is another matter, of course. I prefer to think of it as the end of the Indy-in-his-prime trilogy, and hope that KOTCS is part one of an older Indy trilogy.

Aside from when anyone has called M-O-M a hypocrite. I think I hate him more than AnimalStructure now.

But while listening to my Raiders score last night I started thinking about when I'll be sitting int he theaters watching KOCS and listening to the "Raiders March" come on with the End titles and realizing this could be the last Indy film. It makes me almost want SS & GL to do another Indy film. No doubt the box office from this one will be encouraging to make another, but it would taint the name of Indiana Jones to have a "spin off" movie where Harrison wasn't the star. Nothing against Shia, but I don't thin I really want to see a spin off series starring him.

Can't wait for May '08!

By the way, do you intend to answer the points I made about you or not?

No?

Didn't think so.

Shia: "Sorry pops"

Indy: "I should've adopted Shorty instead."

Shia: "AAAYYYYYYYYY"

Indy: "What the fuck is AY? Did you do your fucking homework?"

Shia: "Sit on it."

Indy: "Sit on what?"

Shia: "AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Indy: "Do what?"

Shia: "For Johnny."

Indy: "Who's Johnny?"

Shia: "We'll do it for Johnny."

Indy: "You're talking shit again."

Shia: "We'll do it for Johnny man, do it for Johnny."

Indy: "God, my son is such a queer."

Congratulations.

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Also good is:

- Satipo whimpering as he turns around with a back full of tarantulas

- Indy's face after Henry Jones Sr. slaps him for saying "Jesus Christ, Dad."

- The lookon the guy's face who was just shot in the back by Marion in the Raven's Nest.

- the student with a "man crush" on Dr. Jones that leaves the apple on his desk in Raiders

- the face of Dietrich ("da boss German") just before he melts. god, what a great look of horrid awe.

Marcus "does ANYONE her speak English?" stumbling around looking for Sallah.

That fat guy's burp during the dinner scene at Pankot Palace.

jeez, I dig Indy movies so much that I could go on and on...

And just for good measures...the monkey laying on the floor after finding out SHia was goign to be Indy's son/sidekick in this movie. BAD DATES!

and....I'm spent. for now.

In fact, Ford was so sick of Star Wars the only way they got him back for the third was to give him Raiders. By then, his star was burning hot and he had a great run of movies, so doing a second and a third Indy movie was no big deal. The guy did a movie a year from 1977 to 2000, most of them successful.

So he passes 60, looks around, and realizes "Hey, of all the roles I've played, which one could I still play and be believable? Maybe I will return Steven's call."

Movies are made for ego and money. No problem there. But what makes them special sometimes is when those involved have a real love for the project. I think all these guys do.

I'm really hoping they take it from the angle that Indy HAS NOT been on adventures for years. He has settled into just the teaching and is pulled back into it. I'd love to see him smack himself in the lip with the whip the first time after not having used it.

I really hope they pull this off because it has such potential. I hope they all get filthy richer because it's a great 2 hour ride.

How about Sallah's reaction to the revelation that "they're digging in the wrong place"

I am the monarch of the sea!

"Willy. We. Are. Going. To. DIE!"

The other one. The other one. Your other right!"

In fact, it makes sense to me that he'd still wear pretty much the same thing for the same adventurous purposes.

Like Orcus said, perhaps he hasn't been adventuring for a while til Mutt shows up and he just pulled these digs out of mothballs.

Maybe he's been adventuring off and on with decreasing frequency in the last 20 years since Last Crusade. Who knows. Maybe we'll find out in the movie. But, that kind of shirt, that fedora, that jacket - these are Indy's work clothes. Somebody said this above and it makes alot of sense why "he'd still wear the same thing" 20 years later.

And if you don't buy that and still have a problem with him being inthe same clothes, then my condolences. If this disappoints you, be prepared to stay home or see something else next May, because that should be the least of your concerns (if any) about KOCS.

I'd also pick Witness as well as Mosquito Coast. It's been a while since I watched The Fugitive, but I liked I when I saw it in theaters way back when. Another one it's been a loooong time since I've seen is Frisco Kid. Certainly not his "best", but I liked it was a kid.

I'm the Indynaut, bitch!"

Remember, NoDiggity is the guy who feared that Indy 4 was going to be "too pulpy".

That is the most anally retentive piece of nitpicking I've ever seen.

Pathetic.

Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you again.

Do you collect stamps as well?

Maybe, if we're lucky, we'll see him in the movie go into a store and buy a brand-spanking new hat! Because that's the REAL Indy...able to move on to a new hat in a blink of an eye! Maybe those pics above are of the "body-snatched" Indy!

ticket collecter in a cinema.

Am I close?

Jesus tittyfucking christ, you are one sad motherfucker. ARe you related to Ringwearer9?

He gets tehm from "WHIPSRUS- bullwhips for the discerning pervert"

speaking of gays, what is this, queer eye?

hes wearing what hes wearing! yikes.

So fingers crossed, I'm cautiously optimistic (especially as those photos reminded me why I love them) about it.

hopefully we can see this one on the big screen, and get the chance to have a really great moment.

very hurt.

great scene.

And if you want to get nitpicky, you don't know how many hats Indy COULD have packed because we never see him close the suitcase and march directly onto the pier to board the plane. He could have continued packing. And Katanga was a friend of Sallah's so it's not beyond believable that he could have returned Jones' stuff to him eventually. As for Indy's hat looking "new" at the start of Raiders - so what? Under the presumption the world famous archaeologist adventurer loses stuff during his travels, it could have been a newly replaced hat.

What's ridiculous is that I even felt the need to add to this dialogue....

NoDiggity got me to thinking that I hope, nay, I pray that Indiana irons his 'archaeological' pants...I do NOT want to see wrinkled pants in the new Indy movie.

Besides, I don't care if he, or anyone else for that matter, voices that sort of stuff. That's what TBs are for (that and harping on Harrison's outrageous love of HAM!) But it's funny to me that NoDiggity would look at the hat thing so singularly and that it would erupt so much negativity. Come on, it's Indy's friggin fedora. That's what he wears. period. Don't worry about where he gets it from and when. Indy takes care of that part.

I gotta get back to work.

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Why do you always have to be a prick to people whose opinion you don't share?

Discuss.

Having seen all three in theaters, Raiders was simply amazing, Temple was fairly disapointing, and Crusade was fun.

What a pussy.

Also, in the Golden Compass TB he felt perfectly okay asking Jarv where he was from.

Hypocrisy, thy name is M-O-M.

The other "big" films of 1989? Look Who's Talking, Twins, Back to the Future 2, Ghostbusters 2, Little Mermaid.

Regardless of how bad you thought Minorty Report, Catch me if you Can, and his other recent films are, I still feel having Steven Spielberg back directing and putting his heart into another Indiana Jones film is a fantastic thing. And I certainly aint gonna knock it till ive tried it!

Indeed I am very excited for it.

I don't want to have the SPR argument again, as I am heavily in the minority, but all I will say is that the landing sequence is arguably the most stunning segment of film-making in the 90's. However, the schmatz preceding it was horrid, and the remainder of the movie (in my opinion) feels like tedious filler until the final battle sequence. I hate the way that the soldiers cannot use dialogue, instead it is one boring monologue after another. I am aware that this is just me.

The terminal was awful, WOTW was underwhelming, MR was a great story ruined by shitty gimmicks and a hideous central performance from cruise, and AI is full stop one of the worst films I've ever seen. For fuck's sake this is the man that made Jaws, The Indy Films, CET3K, and countless others I love.

There is no point asking where you are from as you always say "I'm European" which is bullshit. So be a good little hypocrite and enlighten us as to which part of continental Europe you hail from.

Good call on SPR, but Minority Report was horrendous for numerous reasons, not least of which being an unforgivably stupid and hole-ridden story masquerading as smart SF. I don't mind howling lapses in logic in movies, but I prefer them in enjoyable schlock, not movies pretending to be more clever than they actually are.

It is funny, that when he is pressed he will say he is European, which is meaningless in any context. The tit. I don't think he is portuguese, he doesn't seem to misuse English in a spanglish type way (Hallo My Name is M-O-M, You insult me often, prepare to die). I thought he was Dutch to begin with, but their English is usually impeccable (way above his) and the same goes for Scandanavians. Maybe he is Begian. That would explain the utter lack of a sense of humour.

Don't even get me started on Colin Farrell's awful performance.

Munich has some fabulous performances, and I was enjoying it up to a point- but even then the enjoyment was tempered with some serious worries.

1) To begin with, they are working for Mossad, a highly efficient spy network, and they have to pay oodles of cash to some dubious french anarchist to find high profile people. How does this make sense?

2)The bomb dismantling thing did make me slap myself in the head when I saw it.

3) Every fuck in the world seems to know that they are aceing people, but no-one in the law attempts to stop them.

4)Having spent all this money, they get arbitrarily called home. This is when the film should have finished. Instead it dragged on and on and on with fucking pointless heavy handed bollocks (bana's cringeworthy sex scene leaps to mind).

5)The guy that played the French Anarchist was appaling.

Next- SPR would not be perfect if you removed the needless bookends. It would still be one cool battle, a shit-load of filler then another battle that is not as good as the one we've already seen. It is boring, but the D-Day landing is so staggeringly great that everyone always overlooks the fucking enormous run-time, dreadful monologues (you can't call it dialogue, because that means that more than one person is talking), cack handed characterisation (look- the nerdy character let the german go. Look he's shot him! well fuck me, that's profound).

you are a complete fucking idiot- how, in the name of Satan's hairy arse, can you say Munich is his first "Adult" film. It isn't. By your own admission The Colour Purple and Empire of The Sun preceed it. As does Schindler's List, Amistad, and on and on and on. You don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about so do not ever have the temerity to lecture someone else about their knowledge/ opinions.

Is that understood?

You absolute cunt.

The fact that you do not understand this informs about why you are so frequently full of shit.

Any attempt to cosy up to another party will be greeted with at best bemusement and at worst howls of derision.

Fuck him, I'd rather feed him to THE BATES>

if I don't get back to it today, I will do at some later point.

I will however clairfy one thing- French Anarchist= son. Sorry, I should have been more clear.

truly dark times.

Very well, we shall see if the beast can prepare for...this.

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And COMMANDO? Really?!

What's this I see - you referring to yourself in the third person in TB?

;^)