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FIRST by skintandminted	Nov 27th, 2007 10:47:13 AM
booya
wow by charlesgrodinsux	Nov 27th, 2007 10:48:29 AM
he looks better then ever. i'm so excited.
INNNN---DEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! by IAmJack'sUserID	Nov 27th, 2007 10:48:43 AM
yay
Where do I buy The Indiana Jones Man-Bag? by Pound Sand	Nov 27th, 2007 10:49:34 AM
Is it available at stores everywhere?
i hope Shia doesn't continue on the series by BMacSmith	Nov 27th, 2007 10:49:55 AM
Indy dies with Harrison Ford. please, dont try to drag this one out with a "new" Indiana Jones taking over. Ford can't be replaced and any other sequels will be a cash grab.
Old man pants. by all	Nov 27th, 2007 10:50:15 AM
Lots of room for depends.
Fake by SprocketLock	Nov 27th, 2007 10:50:42 AM
I don't buy it.
Trailer? by Atticus Finch	Nov 27th, 2007 10:51:13 AM
Where the heck is the trailer for this?
Grumpy old Tomb Raider by Baron Karza	Nov 27th, 2007 10:51:39 AM
Oh wait, he is almost 70 right? I hope they use that in the story.
How long before the idiots with the stupid Indy titles show up? by Atticus Finch	Nov 27th, 2007 10:52:23 AM
Probably not long.
Oh how nice by Pipple	Nov 27th, 2007 10:52:53 AM
JIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z FUCKING AWESOME... SPIELBERG YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!
Looks great... by Animorganimate	Nov 27th, 2007 10:53:25 AM
...except for Seasoned Beef. Damn smart assed kids now-a-days.
meh by Jordon	Nov 27th, 2007 10:53:29 AM
This series isn't as good as many tout it as. Raiders was boring.
UH OH! by Series7	Nov 27th, 2007 10:54:52 AM
Whos Steven going to fire now!
So far so good... by pancomplex	Nov 27th, 2007 10:55:15 AM
Ford is old, lets just get over the fact and enjoy the movie.
INDIANA JONES and the STUPID TITLES OF THE IDIOTS by ShiftyEyedDog2	Nov 27th, 2007 10:56:07 AM
there. no more waiting.
wow he looks old by FleshMachine	Nov 27th, 2007 10:57:40 AM
4rth
Salty looking Indy Jones with his goober pants a risin! by KillaKane	Nov 27th, 2007 11:00:40 AM
Some immutable laws prevail, with age comes a rising beltline! Ford still looks the biz, cant wait to see him in action.
INDIANA JONES AND THE ACCIDENTAL POOT by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 11:01:09 AM
That's what I heard in my head when I saw the picture of him squatting.
Raiders = Boring? by Mako	Nov 27th, 2007 11:01:43 AM
When you lay off the crack... come back and post again.
INDIANA JONES and the MAN-PANTS OF DOOM by darrenspool	Nov 27th, 2007 11:02:43 AM
God, what an unflattering second photo.
No shots of Marion??? by Mr. Nice Gaius	Nov 27th, 2007 11:05:07 AM
That's definitely Indy right there. Still looks good. Oh, and FUCK YOU INDY TITLE MULTI-POST SPAMMERS! May you receive 1,000 lashes from the whip of Dr. Jones.
Who else dresses EXACTLY the same 20 years later??? by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 27th, 2007 11:07:14 AM
Except George Lucas, of course.
ZING! by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 11:08:16 AM

That is.................. by RighteousBrother	Nov 27th, 2007 11:08:53 AM
Indiana Jones. And anyone saying that he looks old - well, his old you fucking jerks!! He still look's like he could kick major ass.
INDIANA JONES AND THE MULTI-POST SPAMMERS... by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 27th, 2007 11:09:25 AM
...OF DOOM. Just for you, Nice Gaius.
i know his costume is cool... by dauphin534	Nov 27th, 2007 11:11:22 AM
but how believable is it that he's still wearing the same clothes 15 to 20 years later? i hope he wears a different costume most of the movie and then they give him some reasonable explanation for his change into his old gear. i'd like a little more reason than what they pulled in temple of doom.
I SUPPORT THE AARP ON THIS ONE! by chrth	Nov 27th, 2007 11:11:32 AM

Agree the 2nd photo... by leobloom	Nov 27th, 2007 11:11:38 AM
Indy's really showing his age in that 2nd pic. In the first one he looks alive and not like a card-carrying AARP member.
Shit chrth by leobloom	Nov 27th, 2007 11:12:10 AM
You must've read my mind
Indiana Jones and the Batty Man Batties from Battyland by testricals	Nov 27th, 2007 11:12:34 AM
Batty
The second pic looks like Indy turned heel. by Darth Bauer	Nov 27th, 2007 11:12:46 AM
Like when a wrestler turns on his partner and has to look down on him to enforce that he is a heel.
Looks good, by SpencerTrilby	Nov 27th, 2007 11:14:29 AM
Shia included. Man, I'm so hyped for this. My 2nd must-see blockbuster in 2008, behind TDK and before Iron Man.
Thank god his pants aren't up to his nipples by aboriginal	Nov 27th, 2007 11:15:28 AM
He looks GOOD. Bigger, better, BADDER
INDIANA JONES and the SUPERFLUITY OF NAUGHTINESS by Stallion_Cornell	Nov 27th, 2007 11:15:51 AM
It's a Biblical phrase. (James 1:21)
We are ALL... by BoggyCreekBeast	Nov 27th, 2007 11:15:59 AM
going to be that age some day. Well, maybe some of us. And I highly doubt anyone posting here will be cast in a movie at that age. I know I won't.
F'n comedy... by Heckles	Nov 27th, 2007 11:16:12 AM
Good TB this morning, I almost laughed my Indy Man Pants off. Comedy.
I love the soft focus by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 11:18:09 AM
and the warm colors...oh, sorry, I was hypnotized by the Tim and Eric pic.
TOO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by ludmir88	Nov 27th, 2007 11:22:09 AM
ILM TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGAGE!!!!
Nother Indy Flick by FILMFUNK	Nov 27th, 2007 11:23:16 AM
Good! That is all.
Spielberg better have a trailer by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 11:28:58 AM
or at least a teaser attached this Xmas....maybe to Sweeney Todd???
ah, it's good to have the hero's back. by Lerkst	Nov 27th, 2007 11:30:18 AM
First Officer McClane shows again how to properly kill someone. In the new year, Johnny will show us how to properly kill SEVERAL people violently. Both are the real deal....but in May, they will both respectfully step back a bit, as the original hero walks in. The man who taught them everything they know about snakes, guns, whips, fists, years and mileage, flying yes, landing no. The one true hero. Indiana Jones. It's good be alive.
costume by godhelpus	Nov 27th, 2007 11:33:13 AM
he looks really young in the first pic, the costume comment is interesting, I was expecting or hoping for something to make this adventure fresh like a slightly modified costume, he looks awkward a bit especially in the second pic, the last pic looks cool though
The outfit is his WORK UNIFORM. by ZeroCorpse	Nov 27th, 2007 11:43:40 AM
It's not what he wears at home... It's what he wears when he's on the job, doing the archaeology-adventure thing. It's practical.
And I thought Chuck getting picked up for a full season made my by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 11:46:52 AM
Still doesn't seem like its really happening. I guess once I see a trailer (where is the damn trailer!!) It'll finally sink in. Indiana Jones is back. With new facts and details for me to learn. A new script for me to memorize after repeat viewings.
looks like Indy to me... by just pillow talk	Nov 27th, 2007 11:52:08 AM
I'm very excited about this. And of course Indy HAS to wear the same shit...because he's Indiana Jones, dammit! Jordan, dude, you are outta your mind if you think Raiders was boring. Seriously.
Erwin? by AllieJamison	Nov 27th, 2007 12:00:47 PM
lol Erwin. Indy looks delicious. These pics can be seen without the stamp-thing via a link provided by a guy at the crappy and yet surprising imdb message boards/these are much bigger: http://tinyurl.com/2rb9nt http://tinyurl.com/39wk5w http://tinyurl.com/3d2o8j Are they infact intended to be in the next EW? Besides the fact that I'm psyched to see those I also find it interesting how fucking CLEAN Indy looks. I can only hope that, on purpose, they chose the stills that reveal the least which also means that Indy isn't seen with bruises and injuries.
AWESOME by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 27th, 2007 12:00:49 PM
PLEASE let this be good!
No Time for Love Right Now Dr. Jones by kevinwillis.net	Nov 27th, 2007 12:03:20 PM
It just isn't the same without Short-Round. Where's Short-Round? Where's Sala? Oh, who am I kidding, I'm gonna go see this anyway.
Indiana Jones and Harrison Ford's... by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch	Nov 27th, 2007 12:04:32 PM
Ballsack Bulge... Yeah!!
Man Bags by Surround Sound	Nov 27th, 2007 12:06:14 PM
The man bags hold Indy's Ben-gay, aspirin, blood pressure medication and blood sugar tests. And denture cleaner. And probably some Viagra for good measure (Whip me, Dr. Jones, whip me good...)
Weird to see Indy with a flashlight... by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 12:06:30 PM
great
Jordon by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 27th, 2007 12:07:50 PM
I feel sorry for you. Presumably you find movies full of crappy editing, unconvincing CG and shots that don't last longer than 3 seconds 'exciting'. I'll stick with Raiders of the Lost Ark thanks very much.
Fine two pictures, awful third one... by JackPumpkinhead	Nov 27th, 2007 12:14:22 PM
But if one only cuts off the right part of the photo, with the jackass in it, it will also look fine.
Bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-ba-bum.... by BLEST	Nov 27th, 2007 12:27:07 PM
Owership. Pure and simple. This movie will rock. It looks great. Summer of 2008: 1.)TDK/Indy IV 2.)Narnia: Prince Caspian 3.) Iron Man 4.) Hulk and in the winter we get Bond. Woot!
Whoops, that should've read by BLEST	Nov 27th, 2007 12:29:58 PM
Bum-ba-bum-ba, bum-ba-bum and "Ownership".
Man, does he look old... by Bill Clay	Nov 27th, 2007 12:30:40 PM
Maybe he should have followed Willis' example and appeared bald.
You really want a bag like Indy's? by Jack Colby	Nov 27th, 2007 12:33:29 PM
It's a MkVII British Gas Mask Bag. http://tinyurl.com/2bxvdc
Jones is a REAL MAN by Pipple	Nov 27th, 2007 12:38:32 PM
You little fat cheetos eating girls wish you were even half the man he is...
nigga looks ANCIENT! by ironic_name	Nov 27th, 2007 12:41:10 PM
the leather jacket has better skin!
thanks allie! by ironic_name	Nov 27th, 2007 12:47:51 PM
and shia was good in transformers.
INDIANA JONES AND THE TWO GIRLS WITH ONE CUP by CerebralAssassin	Nov 27th, 2007 12:49:52 PM

Different outfit? by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 12:50:25 PM
Are you people fucking retarded? Anyway, looks great. And yes, he's old. No one's fucking mentioned that yet.
STOP criticizing "Last Crusade" title! by ShiftyEyedDog2	Nov 27th, 2007 12:50:41 PM
It has nothing to do with being INDY's last adventure. It's the last crusade as in THE Crusades. It was the final journey to find the holy grail. It's just like people that criticize "The Last Samurai" - the title was NOT calling Tom Cruise the last samurai warrior. Samurai there was used as plural, and referred to that whole tribe of samurai that he joined up with.
Indy, Cover your heart! by warp11	Nov 27th, 2007 12:55:26 PM
anyone heard that Sean Connery is going to be making a cameo after all?
Excuse me, but do you have smaller pictures? by Kurzinski Valentine	Nov 27th, 2007 12:58:17 PM
I'D LIKE SOME MORE EYE STRAIN PLEASE.
in the bigger pics he doesn't look that bad by ironic_name	Nov 27th, 2007 12:58:43 PM
go indy!
LMFAO by OttopartS	Nov 27th, 2007 01:02:45 PM
"Indiana Jones and the Batty Man Batties from Battyland by testricals Nov 27th, 2007 11:12:34 AM Batty" Best TB post I have read in a long time, many thanks testricals, i needed that laugh ;-)
No Sean Connery, please by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 01:05:44 PM
They're going to look like the Mandelbaums from Seinfeld.
Burgundy82 by ironic_name	Nov 27th, 2007 01:10:44 PM
y'know, john rhys davies shat his pants, in the first movie. hey, we all gotta shart.
we all gotta shart sometimes. by ironic_name	Nov 27th, 2007 01:12:05 PM
yea.
Why am I suddenly reminded of Rod Stewart on SOUTH PARK? by SpyGuy	Nov 27th, 2007 01:15:03 PM
Insert groaning, aged "Ohhhhhhhhh" sound here followed by "Pooped muh pants..."
Wow... by Tourist	Nov 27th, 2007 01:19:04 PM
...Harrison be OLD. He's barely recognisable.
Let It Whip by crweb	Nov 27th, 2007 01:25:42 PM
Has anyone heard if Ford was finally allowed to use the whip or if it's still going to be cgi?
INDIANA JONES AND THE FRESHLY LAUNDERED PANTS! by wash	Nov 27th, 2007 01:28:12 PM
I suck.
Actually.... these pics look pretty neat by joeelliott	Nov 27th, 2007 01:28:51 PM
Color me there with a smile on.
The first one gave me the goosebumps. by Gilkuliehe	Nov 27th, 2007 01:29:18 PM
The third one gave me the pukebumps. I trust the Berg. Go Indy!
The Last Crusade... by Tourist	Nov 27th, 2007 01:29:58 PM
...I definately felt the implication that it refered to the final outing of Mr. Jones. Maybe not. What do you call a group of Samurai? A flock, gaggle, a cadre? The Last Affiliation Of Samurai.
WHAT no ham jokes? by ricarleite	Nov 27th, 2007 01:31:33 PM
Nice tiny pictures from advanced copy of a in-board flight magazine running a story on the film. Hope to see less. I do! I want to be spoiler free. Unless Shia dies in the movie. I wanna know that. Does he? Oh good!
Raiders of the Windmill Cookies by Teh Suk	Nov 27th, 2007 01:32:26 PM

I WOULD HAVE MORE LOVE FOR THIS EXCEPT FOR SHIA by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 01:32:35 PM
being in it. That just ruins the whole goddamned thing.
Indiana Jones and the Kid Who wants his Ball Back but It's Mine by Teh Suk	Nov 27th, 2007 01:33:03 PM

INDIANA JONES AND THE WRATH OF KHAN! by YotzVonFrelnik	Nov 27th, 2007 01:33:27 PM
Just following the herd. Moo.
So Shia's name is Mutt... by idahomer	Nov 27th, 2007 01:33:38 PM
Thomas "Mutt" Ravenwood. Rumor has it that to celebrate the 30th anniversary of "Close Encounters" the ETs may make a cameo appearance.
THE FRUIT OF THE LOINS OF INDIANA JONES by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 01:33:44 PM
cannot possibly be Shia LeBeef. Seriously couldn't they have gotten a more masculine actor to play his son? FUCK
Indy Jones and The Last Cash-Grab by Teh Suk	Nov 27th, 2007 01:34:08 PM

Indiana Jones and the Colored People by Teh Suk	Nov 27th, 2007 01:35:01 PM

Everyone who said Ford was too old... by WeinerPenis	Nov 27th, 2007 01:35:37 PM
....looks like a complete retard right now. That right there is Indiana Jones. Next year I am going to see a new Indiana Jones movie directed by Spielberg and scored by John Williams. Very few things could ever be better than that.
If Connery shows up at all by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 01:37:53 PM
he'll be a glowing spectral figure 'ala Obi Wan, since he'd be about 90 years old or so.
shia by ajbowen	Nov 27th, 2007 01:41:28 PM
looks like a dyke. in this. or is it dike? i need more schooling. (he doesn't look like a van dyke, btw.)
KristianUK and the pearly white man fat by KristianUK	Nov 27th, 2007 01:42:50 PM
That would be the title of a film about my reaction to these pictures. Looks amazing. Oooh he looks older, oooh he is wearing the same outfit. Shut the fuck up mmmhhhhh
Indiana Jones: And The Shitty Sidekick by palewook	Nov 27th, 2007 01:44:34 PM
would have been a better title
by tpsooner	Nov 27th, 2007 01:47:38 PM
Who wears the same clothes 20 years later? Ever seen an old geezer?
duh-na-na-na-nuh! Ker-rack that whip! by Zardoz	Nov 27th, 2007 01:48:41 PM
Break your daddy's hip!
Who wears the same clothes 20 years later? Ever seen an old geez by tpsooner	Nov 27th, 2007 01:48:48 PM

Oh hell yeah. by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 01:50:08 PM
There is no denying that those pics show the one and only Dr. Jones just the way he should look. Seriously, you assholes complaining about his wardrobe are something else. If he HADN'T had the jacket and his hat you would have been screaming "No jacket? NO JONES!" and "TOO NO-HATTY!!" Fuck you losers.
INDIANA JONES AND THE OCULAR PENETRATION by Cheif Brody	Nov 27th, 2007 01:52:30 PM
I gotta say...I miss torches. Indy with a flashlight? Ugh! Shia looks like he just left the off-off-off Broadway stage production of Grease. Oh, well...I'm only seeing this to see Marion & Indy reunited one last time. It'll just be a bonus if the story is actually captivating.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Ark that's Lost Again by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Nov 27th, 2007 01:53:18 PM
It was pointless for me to do this
IJINO by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Nov 27th, 2007 01:54:38 PM
sorry I should be lashed
Bigger IS better... by BLEST	Nov 27th, 2007 01:54:57 PM
apparently. Thanks for the upload of the bigger pics. With this scoop and the Joker pic, AICN is returning to top form. Now if only we had trailers for these two films. C'mon studios, get with it!
RAIDERS OF THE TINY ANT FARM by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 01:56:53 PM
Shia: "Daddy those ants are so small!" Indy: "Yes, they're fucking ants."
INDIANA JONES & THE CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE 3rd KIND by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 27th, 2007 01:58:03 PM
Anyone see the Spoiler Rumor over at Rotten Tomatoes...?
It's not a bullwhip, it's a garden hose! by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 01:59:22 PM
"You goddam kids stay the hell offa my lawn! Why I gotta good mind to blah blah cough wheeze sputter etc!" Then again, when 900 years I reach, look as good I will not. Bring on the derring do!
Pic #3: "That's Calista Flockhart, kid..." by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 27th, 2007 02:00:00 PM
"That's how small you get when you stop eating."
THE BEEF by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 02:02:57 PM
was alright in Disturbia...any young actor could've carried Transformers...and seeing him next to iconic Harrison Ford, in his '50s leather, does give me a "what's wrong with this picture?" feeling. He'll be used for easy comic relief, and I'm sure half the time his facial expression will be the open-mouthed WTF look.
Indiana Jones and the Curse of Negrodamus by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 02:03:09 PM
Why a brutha gotta die in the first fifteen minutes?
INDIANA JONES & THE OLD MAN FINGERS by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too	Nov 27th, 2007 02:03:52 PM
I wonder how long it took Ford to stand upright after taking that last pic?
Raiders of Karen Allen's Lost Nude Scenes by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 02:03:59 PM
Just shut up and Google it already.
Shia? Shi-yit! by YotzVonFrelnik	Nov 27th, 2007 02:04:19 PM
Le Beouf grows on you.
INDIANA JONES AND THE HEIR TO LAO CHE by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 02:08:06 PM
Short Round discovers his destiny as Lao Che's son and heir. Hilarity ensues when he seeks to destroy Indy for leaving him in India. Guest starring Kelly Hu as the deadly, but hot, assassin.
Indiana Jones and the Earring of Desperation by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 02:12:53 PM

Damn you Michael Bay!! by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 02:17:17 PM
Someone had to say it...
Wow pic #2, backlighting even in stills by Knobules	Nov 27th, 2007 02:17:21 PM
Go Spielberg. I wonder if its from a car or just "something" that creates massive backlighting for some reason. Ford looks good in pic one.
Indiana Jones and the Migrant Dayworker of Doom by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 02:19:38 PM
re: the first pic and the fella playing peekaboo past Indy's right shoulder. No, the other right. YOUR OTHER RIGHT.
Maybe yes, maybe no by Dark Knight Lite	Nov 27th, 2007 02:21:26 PM
This one could go either way.
Indiana Jones and Kumar Go to White Castle by Axl Z	Nov 27th, 2007 02:22:59 PM
YES!!
I wonder why some of you even watch movies anymore... by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 02:26:26 PM
You have gotten so damn cynical about everything that you don't even allow yourselves to enjoy anything. Indy is an archeologist. Just as cops and fireman have uniforms with a practical use that they wear everytime they do the job, so does Indy. I am a graduate in archeology, have doen a ton of field work and MAY have two or three different "uniforms" I would wear. No when you consider this is a fucking movie, well ...it sounds like you all are desperate to find something wrong with a movie that so far looks pretty damn great. Oh yeah and Harrison Ford is old. Happens to the best of us. Fact is he still looks great as the character. Not to mention that this character of Indiana Jones is so beloved because of his human and vulnerable qualities. This movie will continue his story as the world around him changes and as he gets older. There's no better way to do it. Unless you want to digitally erase the wrinkles. Fact of the matter is, no matter what they did with this movie, some of you would bitch to get attention. As an avid fan of these films, I would be angry if I didn't see every last accessory to what is the one of the greatest and most recognizable movie costumes in history. And I'd be pissed if they tried to hide his age and CG it all to hell. Do yourselves a favor and let yourself enjoy the movie. Besides for all your bitchin you know you'll be there opening day - may as well enjoy it right? BTW, the Indiana Jones and the Accidental Poot title is the best yet.
The More I See, The More Excited I Get by Head In A Box	Nov 27th, 2007 02:28:44 PM
Dammit if Harrison still doesn't look like the good 'ol archaeological bad-ass in the Indy gear! I honestly thought he was going to look like a tottering old fart. But that 2nd pic is one of a man you do not want to fuck with. NICE! And to the Shia haters on this board. He's a good actor and he LOOKS like he could be Ford's son, what more to you pinheads want? I swear some of you people just bitch because you have nothing else in your lives to feel important about.
Not to mention... by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 02:30:37 PM
We've heard the tone has most in common with Raiders. Marion and Abner are back. John Williams is doing the score. What more do you need? Just one of these is reason enough !
Bet he could whup your pathetic Geek ass! by Andre the Frog	Nov 27th, 2007 02:32:33 PM
While hanging off the back of a panzer. Shine on, you old star.
Jesus, people, take a chill pill. by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 27th, 2007 02:34:00 PM
So I made a crack about his 20-year old clothes. It wasn't meant to be taken literally, as if I had a major beef with it. It makes him a little funny, that's all. The hat and jacket I can imagine him hanging on to, but the dress shirt & pants, too? C'mon. It's a funny image. Hopefully they'll play with that in the script. Can't a guy have fun around here anymore??? Sheesh!
Well I'll be damned...Shia actually looks good! by kevred	Nov 27th, 2007 02:34:35 PM
It looks like they're making him the James Dean-type rebel kid, rolled-up pant cuffs and all, which I guess would make sense timeframe-wise. Don't know how he'll do in 4-D, but in 2-D he looks surprisingly good. Though between his baby face and the high-pants jokes, now I've got "Daddy-O" from MST3K in my head..."hike--hike--hike--hike your pants up..." Oh, and Ford looks great too, though except for the last pic, his outfit looks too clean for me. Pants, sure, but the jacket and hat would look better more worn and rumpled, IMO. Still kind of hard to believe this movie is actually going to exist.
Indiana Jones and the Ungrateful Fanboy Douchebags Who've Never by Jor-El23	Nov 27th, 2007 02:34:54 PM
Coming to theaters this summer.
Indiana Jones and the Ungrateful Fanboy Douchebags Who've Never by Jor-El23	Nov 27th, 2007 02:35:46 PM
Kissed a Girl
Hey M.O.M by Head In A Box	Nov 27th, 2007 02:35:51 PM
You call it seasoning, I call it pretension and arrogance. Of course it's a cash-in, it's pretty naive to deny it, but who gives a flying fuck? If it's done well, I'm more than happy to part with my $9 on opening weekend to welcome Dr. Jones back to the big screen.
Memories-Of-Murder by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 02:35:59 PM
So you WON'T go see this movie then? Yeah. That's what I thought. You'll buy your ticket regardless of all the cynical and patronizing remarks you make on message board. Who's the hypocrite again?
"he LOOKS like he could be Ford's son" by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 02:39:41 PM
Are you saying Ford looks effeminate?
Dark Knight? by WeinerPenis	Nov 27th, 2007 02:39:49 PM
Batman Begins was an admirable but boring take on Batman. The Scarecrow is the lamest villain in the history of cinema and Rhas-Al Whatever the fuck was as one-note as they come. All the ninja shit was a cool setup and I admire that they went that route, but it is beyond boring the second time. Bale was a decent Batman, although I want to scream when he says "Rattle the cages". His hushed whisper is way too gay and inaudible for a "realistic" Batman. And Katie Holmes? What brilliant casting. I have higher hopes for Dark Knight, but Maggie Gyllenhall? Harvey Dent and the Joker....again? I just hope it doesn't suck, but I am hardly excited. Indiana Jones on the other hand, now that is radical. Shia Lebouf is the only questionable addition, but to be honest I like the kid okay and am going to wait and see on that. I can't think of any other young actors that I could envision being Indy's son. And as far as the rest of the cast....we're going to see Marion again...finally meet Abner Ravenwood...this is going to be the sequel I wanted when I saw the first film. Rather than just more adventures with Indy, we're going to get a story that understands the special bond we all formed with Marion and the events of the first film. Can't. Fucking. Wait.
. by AllieJamison	Nov 27th, 2007 02:40:30 PM
i was shocked to see the name of that girl i named myself after on the top of the page.... however...even better version are up at the offi....uuh...unofficial spielberg site -spielbergfilms.com
Looks like Indy, Why no Sallah? Why Shia? At least no George... by conspiracy	Nov 27th, 2007 02:41:49 PM
Yep..looks like Indy. Indy without Sallah is simply a second rate Indy/Temple of Doom. Why Shia? Why? Was Short Round Busy? One thing that gives me hope...very few shots of that Fat Rat Bastard Lucas haunting the set...the man has become an Albatross to any movie he gets to close too.
RYAN GOSLING AS THE SON OF INDIANA JONES by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 02:45:58 PM
Yep. Definitely woulda been better. Woulda coulda shoulda.
Wrinkle free pants? by wowsucks	Nov 27th, 2007 02:46:13 PM
I mean really since when did they have wrinkle free pants in those days?
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR VIAGRA!!! by ludmir88	Nov 27th, 2007 02:48:17 PM
OR A WHEELCHAIR?
jones 1899 by skimn	Nov 27th, 2007 02:50:10 PM
Sir, we WANT this movie to kick ass. Yes bringing back Karen Allen is a sweet hommage to the fans of Raiders, and it will be a thrill to hear John Williams score blaring from the big screen. But, I am leaning a bit towards M-o-M's theory that this is a bit of a cash-in while Ford can still handle stunt work. Why work in a young character, and hire "hot young actor" Shia LeBeouf, if not to entice the youngsters that weren't around for the almost 20-year-old last installment? I trust Spielberg to deliver, and hope it is great. But remember it wasn't long ago when the words "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..." and John Williams theme, promised greatness...
Blimey!! He looks as old as one of his relics!! by football	Nov 27th, 2007 02:54:07 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if it ends with Indy being stuffed and put in a museum for antiquites. Still not too sure about this 'final bow' of Indy. Could look a little creaky.
is that motorcycle a transformer? by ludmir88	Nov 27th, 2007 02:54:28 PM
mehhh
Wet by RawrMuffins	Nov 27th, 2007 02:54:32 PM
I think I need to change my pants after seeing these...
M-O-M/BRU, you insufferable ball-licker. by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 02:54:39 PM
Most American movies are made to make money - wow, what a shocker. This, of course, makes it incredibly easy for you to call all American film projects you disaprove of cynical cash-ins by "desperate men". The fact is, you are an absolute shit who is never content with liking or disliking something, but is constantly insulting people and properties which don't meet your particular standards of what's "good." Why don't you come clean about why you REALLY hate this new Indy movie? You've stated it often enough in the past, namely that you disapprove of 1950s-era Soviets as the villains. Stop being a condescending, cowardly, pontificating douchenozzle, grow a pair of balls and start displaying some intellectual courage.
Shia actually looks like Ford in that photo... by KillaKane	Nov 27th, 2007 02:55:45 PM
I think there's going to be some great chemistry between these two, estranged Greaser teen rebel pitted against and irrascible old adventurer, lots of scope for humour.
INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE ALLSPARK!!! by ludmir88	Nov 27th, 2007 02:56:55 PM
HELL YEAH!!!
Indy and the quest to get Shia out of wallgreens? by wowsucks	Nov 27th, 2007 03:00:54 PM
But really I'm looking forward to this movie, but also I'm concerned with how much Indy's role is going to be with the torch hand over in progress, or so it seems.
Christ he looks OLD! by brycemonkey	Nov 27th, 2007 03:05:44 PM
I had some hopes for this but if it looks like a grandpa, walks like a grandpa, and complains like a grandpa. It's Harrison Ford.
Plus... by brycemonkey	Nov 27th, 2007 03:06:51 PM
didn't I hear some shit about aliens in this one?
GERMANY MAKES MOVIES TO LOSE MONEY by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:09:08 PM
That's where Uwe Boll gets his financing.
M-O-M/BRU by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 03:09:47 PM
Of COURSE it's not purely an American phenomenon -- when did I ever say that, you asspickle? Once again you display your rampant ignorance and your profound prejudices against Americans. My point is, as anyone with the intelligence above a slug could discern, that when YOU hate a movie or "worry" about it, you call it a "cash-in", and you NEVER say it about non-American movies. You use it as a really cheap device to hide behind opinions which have no real intellectual value. If they had, you would have argued your cases more relevantly. Nice work ducking my other points about you, fuckface.
Indiana Jones Mad Libs! by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 03:09:57 PM
"Indy snaps his [NOUN] around Willie's [NOUN] and pulls her back; the two are about to [VERB] until Shorty's [ADJECTIVE] elephant blasts them both with [NOUN]!"
good point SKYWANKER by ludmir88	Nov 27th, 2007 03:10:06 PM
sorry ...walker
Cash grab? Desperate? by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 03:10:34 PM
Who exactly is desperate? Spielberg? War of the Worlds was second only to Revenge of the Sith in 2005, Munich was Oscar nominated and he's been producing his ass off, including this year's Transformers. Lucas? You fanbois might hate the prequels but Lucas has about 2.5 billion reasons why he's not losing any sleep over it. Ford? Okay, Ford hasn't had a decent movie in a long time but I seriously doubt that he was the one with his fedora in his hand begging for this movie. Of course they're going to rake in a shitload of money on this but it's not like they need it.
Good looking by Saltoner	Nov 27th, 2007 03:13:09 PM
Jesus, is it me, or does Harrison look damn near the same when he first played Indy? Crazy. I have high hopes for this movie, even though I thought the first one was the only good one.
INDIANA JONES AND THE FOREVER FLASHLIGHT by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:14:24 PM
You guys got one of those? No batteries, just shake it? I got 3.
skywalker: I'm sure we'll find out soon. by brycemonkey	Nov 27th, 2007 03:14:47 PM
Along with which happy meal, pizza topings and soft drink he likes best. For some reason I see Indy as being a Mountain Dew drinker...
INDIANA JONES AND THE QUEST FOR A HOMEDICS BACK MASSAGER by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:15:20 PM
If you love your grandparents, get them one for Christmas.
for indy's son.. by soup74	Nov 27th, 2007 03:15:55 PM
they should have gotten river phoenix.. whats he been up to latey?
Please do not pass this series onto Shia by Bong	Nov 27th, 2007 03:16:08 PM
Please
By the way M-O-M/BRU... by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 03:16:22 PM
...considering the way you're arguing against the new Indy film, there is no WAY you could ever admit to liking it. Your gripes with the project stem from absolutely everything except what the final movie will be like. No matter how good the movie is, how will that ever invalidate your claims that it's a "cash-in" by "desperate old men"? You've painted yourself into a corner with this, and there is no way in Hell you'll ever admit to it being any good.
M-O-M: LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:17:57 PM
Michael Bay's not involved.
INDIANA JONES AND THE SHORTED-OUT TIME DIFFERENTIAL by SpyGuy	Nov 27th, 2007 03:19:12 PM
There's one for all of you fans of the recent "Time Crash" mini-episode of DOCTOR WHO. I wonder if Indy can still get his jacket to zip all the way up?
I Dunno by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 03:19:41 PM
M-O-M/BRU's claim that the project is "desperate" is ludicrous, to say the least, for the very reasons you mentioned. The fucker's problem is that he considers himself betrayed by Spielberg, who he feels had evolved past films such as this. He's a pretentious cunt on the same level as moviemack.
There is no Cashing in on this film by Jabber_Jaw	Nov 27th, 2007 03:20:51 PM
I mean come on!! Couldnt it be remotely fucking possible that Spielberg, Ford and Lucas genuily love this character and this series. If they wanted to cash in they would have done one of the many rejected scripts instead of waiting for one that would do the series justice. Its not like Rob Zombie is "reimaging" Indiana Jones... its all the original creators. I cant wait!! Harrison looks great, who cares if he is older.. its Indiana fucking Jones!! This is a hell of a lot more exciting than most of the crap Hollywood is cranking out... unless the people who are bashing this project is looking forward to another remake of an old TV show.
INDIANA JONES AND THE WOW HE LOOKS GOOD, BOTOX ANYONE by MaxCalifornia.	Nov 27th, 2007 03:21:53 PM

Am I the only one here who thinks Ford looks.. by Tarl_Cabot	Nov 27th, 2007 03:26:44 PM
amazing as Indy at 65? Anyone see Die Hard 4? sheesh.
I'm thrilled he looks old by Larry of Arabia	Nov 27th, 2007 03:27:07 PM
Indy was always very human. He always sighed, looked exasperated, and rolled his eyes. Great old man traits. Don't forget that in Raiders the setup spoiler for idiots who haven't seen the films was him loosing to Beloq(sp). Then he got captured, and after he escaped he lost the Arc and got captured AGAIN and had to rely on God to save him. He lost Marion. He got captured and beat up throughout the entire film. My memory of Doom is fuzzy, but he lost and was almost killed in the prologue, then again in the prologue to Crusade. Getting a pattern here? In Crusade he got caught by the Nazis, the lost his dad to them again, then the Nazi's got there first, and he got caught AGAIN. If any of our childhood heroes would make the transition to old man well, it's Indy. He lost more often than he won. My only problem will be if he starts winning without the help of someone else. That's not our Indy!
INDIANA JONES AND THE BLOOD DIAMOND by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:29:28 PM
That movie coulda been slightly improved with the addition of Indy.
INDIANA JONES 4: RETURN TO CLUB OBI WAN by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:31:38 PM
That's my favorite Indy sequence of all.
Making a movie like this is a lot of fucking work by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 03:33:00 PM
And as much as all the old guy jokes annoy me, the truth is, yes, they took a bit of a risk putting a 65 year old in such an action-intensive shoot. One broken hip and it's time to pack up your shit and go home. Not to mention all the drama with the script. I don't know them personally or anything but Spielberg, Lucas and Ford for that matter seem like they're all at the point in their careers where they're not going to do anything they're not completly in love with. A cash grab would be Spielberg shitting out another Jurassic Park, which he is doing but you'll notice he's not directing.
INDIANA JONES AND THE DEMON SPAWN OF KALIMAR by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 03:33:04 PM
Oh yeah doesn't that get you juicin in your pants?
I lived and breathed these movies as a kid... by TiVo1138	Nov 27th, 2007 03:39:07 PM
I still enjoy the occasionally Indiana Jones night with friends. I read the books, the comics, watched Young Indy, etc. As an honest to God FAN, I'm looking forward to this movie more than anything. I believe they did it out of nostalgia and their own love for the character. You don't spend 12 years of your life trying to get a project off the ground if it's solely for money. Everything we've heard -- the fact that they all seem to sincerely believe that this is going to be the best of the series, the fact that Spielberg is saying no to CGI, the fact that Harrison Ford looks fucking GREAT, and of course Marion is back -- suggests that this will be something worth seeing. All you naysayers can prepare to meet Kahli ... in HELL!
"cash-grab" by mrjoker	Nov 27th, 2007 03:39:39 PM
every movie is a "cash-grab". whatever that means. Movies are MADE to make money! seriously nerds, wake up and smell the bacon. If they didn't think Indy4 would make a ton of dough they wouldn't be making it. Doesn't mean Spielberg and company won't try and make it as best as they can.
Ok, M-O-M so you're talking shit on something you know nothing a by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 03:41:49 PM
Bullshit. There's cautious optimism and then there's cynicism. Also, you mention your supposed love for the Indy saga, but then bash the Last Crusade. And please name for me a young actor out there right now that would not appeal to a younger market. You get one you get the other. I admit to being a bit worried when they cast Shia, but the kid's good. Look, on May 22nd when we all get cozy with our refreshments and witness the return of Indy, no one more than the true fans will have a critical eye on this movie. My hope is that lasts for about 5 minutes and the next thing I know the end credits are running and I was just too absorbed in the adventure and story to fold my arms, frown and point out all the things I think I hate. Desperate would have been five Indy sequels in the last twenty years. Instead we have 1 only because they finally found a script worthy. Yes, you could argue that Ford needs a hit, but not even he could force Speilberg to make a movie he didn't want to make with a script he didn't want to shoot. At the end of the day, a new Indy movie is coming in a few months and I can't fuckin wait. If it's indeed in the same tone as Raiders ... damn that would be even better. By the way, the mocking is making you come off as even more of a douche. At least stick to your attempts at intelligent discussion.
skywalkerfamily by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 03:42:07 PM
That was Joe "Jumanji" Johnston, you ignorant slut.
Haven't you heard, TiVo1138? by DocPazuzu	Nov 27th, 2007 03:43:15 PM
According to M-O-M, you're NOT a fan at all, merely a starry-eyed naïve child. Apparently, all the REAL Indy fans are those who hate this new project. You must submit to this, or else M-O-M will insult your country and your taste yet refuse to admit he's from Portugal and that he's stoked for AvP2.
The wimpy people are trashing the film.. by BLEST	Nov 27th, 2007 03:47:14 PM
because the photos look great and they have no argument! So now it's back to square one, arguing against the concept. Or Lucas, or whatever else they can think of. Shia, probably. But the fact remains, this looks AWESOME! Every pic, every little "making of" doc has done nothing but ratchet the anticipation up another notch. When the trailer comes out, you will all be PwNt by the Berg, the Beef, the Beard, and the Bad-ass known as Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.
Fuck Yes!!!!!!! by picardsucks	Nov 27th, 2007 03:47:22 PM
BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!
Well put Larry of Arabia... by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 03:47:41 PM
Totally agree. I can't think of a worse way to do this movie than to forget about Indy's human qualities. Without them he's just another action hero. It's his smarts and determination (and a bit of luck) that help him succeed when he does. Ok another thing that could have ruined this movie was a young child playing his son (like 7 or 8) or a black daughter who takes gymnastics and therefore can swing around and kick a raptor through a window to save the day. Come on Spielberg - JP2 is the only reason I have to ever think this movie my not be great.
INDIANA JONES AND THE HIGH-PANTS FROM HELL by Kurzinski Valentine	Nov 27th, 2007 03:47:43 PM
Everything is seriously spot-on, but pants that high have seriously gotta be a joke. I still maintain they should have dyed his hair, though. Looks weird all white and elderly. And what's the deal with peoples eyebrows disappearing when they get old?
Can't we all just get along? by The Brain Machine	Nov 27th, 2007 03:48:06 PM
The movie ain't out yet. So far it all sounds awesome to me. I think we have the best possible lineup of summer movies in a long time... probably since 1989 actually. Ford looks like freakin' Indiana Jones, and whoever bitches about his age and costume needs to realize that we're all going to get older some day - and this movie is about an older Indiana Jones... duh. If Indy didn't wear the Indiana Jones costume, there would be even more bitching. And why so much Shia hate on here, I just don't see where that comes from, I can't say I've ever seen him be horrible in a movie - in fact I think he elevated Transformers, and Disturbia. His work in Holes and The Greates Game Ever Played was really good. It comes across as though a lot of Internet Fanboys are just jealous of Shia who gotta complatin about something. Too much wasted negative energy, guys. The original Indy Trillogy will always be one of the greatest in film history and with the talent behind this one, my expectations are high. So far I haven't seen or heard anything to expect this movie to suck as so many people seem to fear. Let's just make up out minds when the movie comes out - I for one can not wait. I would fork out my $10 just to see Indy and Marion sitting down for dinner together 20 years later!
indy's wardrobe by LegoKenobi	Nov 27th, 2007 03:48:27 PM
you kids realize that the male american wardrobe didn't really change between about 1920-1965, do you? it was a hat, shirt, tie, jacket, slacks, and that's IT. indy's outfit is completely fine being basically the same as it was in the first raiders movie.
Little things I noticed . . . by ScottsWillie	Nov 27th, 2007 03:49:28 PM
- Indy with a flashlight? No torch? - The bag is worn on the outside of the jacket. Never seen it worn that way. - Looks like a bigger gun. - The picture of him walking toward the motorcycle? That's f'n Indiana Jones! As far as the people knocking every little thing about this movie . . . how many movies have you made? Ford and Co. are making movies, living a dream while those that sit on the sidelines can only comment while others do. Go back to jerking off to slipped nip pics and quit picking at things you don't have the talent and/or balls to do yourself.
M-O-M is the desperate one... by jones1899	Nov 27th, 2007 03:49:55 PM
For attention and I think he's gotten too much already. New Indy!!! Fucking Sweet!!
Temple of Doom is my fav Indy film by Prossor	Nov 27th, 2007 03:53:04 PM
ford's performance is his best as indy. primal and hardcore, more cynical loneshark and a greedy asshole type. and no family family/relative baggage! MOLA RAM PREPARE TO MEET KALI! IN HELL
I started out very cynical but as pictures have leaked... by rbatty024	Nov 27th, 2007 03:53:42 PM
my inner geek became awfully excited. I'm really looking forward to this thing and I can't wait for the first preview. I trust The 'Berg to do right by Indy.
Batman Begins by WeinerPenis	Nov 27th, 2007 03:56:45 PM
Was oring. It's okay to admit it. The last act was the lamest thing I have ever seen. It was like a Universal ride. "Will the train with the bomb get into the heart of Wayne Enterprises?" It took a midway action sequence in Spider-Man 2, took the excitement out of it, and turned it into the film's big finale. Gay. And as for ADD, are you talking about the ADD fight scenes wherein nothing is clear or laid out but rather it's done in horror-film quick cuts? The movie goes to great lengths to establish that this is a "realistic" Batman but then he does all of the typical mystical bullshit the other Batman's did, where their "frenetic attack" is really just a series of quick-cut punches edited to compress time. I will take an extended, well-lit stuntman-bruising Indy fight any day over more Paul W.S. Anderson quick cut bullshit.
skywalkerfamily by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 03:57:12 PM
Don't rag on Johnston too hard. The man made "The Rocketeer," and for that alone I remain forever grateful.
The Second Picture gives me chills! This will rock! by Proman1984	Nov 27th, 2007 03:57:54 PM
Bring on Indy 4!
Shia is "MUTT" by ShiftyEyedDog2	Nov 27th, 2007 04:03:42 PM
idahomer - i noticed that as well. kind of a dumb name, but hey, that kind of nickname was common in the 50's, lame as it may be.
Indiana Jones and The Lemon Party by Cereal Killa	Nov 27th, 2007 04:04:07 PM
OnA
*** Indiana Jones and the..... *** by JDanielP	Nov 27th, 2007 04:09:20 PM
.....Young Whipper-Snapper Who Shot First!
I like the name Mutt by WeinerPenis	Nov 27th, 2007 04:10:55 PM
Since Indy took his dog's name.
THE YOUNG ARTHUR FONZARELLI CHRONICLES by BringingSexyBack	Nov 27th, 2007 04:13:10 PM
Shia sure looks mighty fine in them tight jeans.
Bad Dates!!! by Ray Gamma	Nov 27th, 2007 04:15:16 PM
This movie is the only thing coming out in 2008 that I am DEFINITELY excited (like a little boy) about.
"Shoot zem, shoot zem both." by SID 8.0	Nov 27th, 2007 04:16:58 PM
That's what I'm thinking when I see the third photo.
Indiana Jones IV could've been truly a great film by MattHooper	Nov 27th, 2007 04:17:40 PM
Love the pics, gives me hope that the film will retain a great sense of nostalgia for the characater as a real person. However, all these pics do, is remind me that they didn't really try to make the great film we all wanted ... they just tried to make a simple adventure story in Color ! Woopee !
Looks like shit! by Sad_Lieutenant	Nov 27th, 2007 04:19:56 PM
Ibid.
I realize now that I've never actually seen Shia in anything. by rbatty024	Nov 27th, 2007 04:25:04 PM
I've never seen one of his movies, so I was wondering why people think he's such a bad actor, besides that smug young hollywood look that most young actors share. Is he really as bad as everyone makes him out to be?
On Second Thought .. I don't care whether the movie is good or n by MattHooper	Nov 27th, 2007 04:25:08 PM
I really love these pics. Nuff said.
AKA, the Geezer and the Greaser by Lance Rock	Nov 27th, 2007 04:25:21 PM
oy.
rbatty024 by TheNorthlander	Nov 27th, 2007 04:32:49 PM
You didn't see Transformers? Dude that movie rocked. Shia wasn't bad in it as far as kid actors go, but he was no Harrison Ford. He's more like a young Michael J Fox but without the talent.
Old Snake Vs. Old Indy by lonecow	Nov 27th, 2007 04:34:17 PM
I'm curious as to how many of you nay sayers are Sony fanboys that insist on Snake being old as cool, but Jones as being old as stupid. Personally, I had my doubts, but I think he looks like a cool old hero.
The Jack Sack vs. Jones Purse by Purgatori	Nov 27th, 2007 04:34:40 PM
Which would win? And damn...how much Botox did Ford have to get to look that good? The last time I saw him he looked like he was melting. I guess they got him away from Calista long enough that she wasn't able to suck anymore of his soul away.
Indiana Jones y la Venganza de Fantasma de Satipo! by gridbug	Nov 27th, 2007 04:37:21 PM
Hilarious hi-jinks ensue when a Hovito medicine man accidentally resurrects the vengeful spirit of Satipo -one-time guide to adventurer/archaeologist Indiana Jones- who proceeds to enlist a spectral army of sinister Nazi's, crazed Arabs and fanatical Thugee henchmen bent on revenge! With Sherman Hemsley as Martin Luther King, Andy Dick as Nikola Tesla and Jessica Simpson as Amelia Earhart. Directed by Brett Ratner.
I just had a wet dream... by mrfan	Nov 27th, 2007 04:37:54 PM
while awake if that is possible. Sweet pictures.
rbatty024 by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 04:41:00 PM
He's plenty good. Pay no attention to the negativity in here. It's AiCN, there's abundant hatred heaped upon anything and everything. Shia was great in Holes and Disturbia, and pretty decent amidst the loud brainless fun of Bayformers. Kid's got charisma, and he's not your typical Young Hollywood Douchebag -- down to Earth with a decent head on his shoulders.
in other words, by Burgundy82	Nov 27th, 2007 04:43:45 PM
the anti-Hilton/Spears/Lohan.
LOVE THE LOOK. Kinda clean, but he IS Indy! by Stormwatcher	Nov 27th, 2007 04:44:14 PM
Can't wait for this movie. It has to rock. Spielberg will deliver at least an 8 out of 10 on this. I can settle for that. Anything is better than the 2.5 that Star Wars prequels were.
Whip? CHECK! Gun? CHECK! NO HAM??? by finky089	Nov 27th, 2007 04:44:30 PM
"Besides, Marcus, you know what a...hungry fellow I am."
Nice finds, AllieJ! by finky089	Nov 27th, 2007 04:45:27 PM
She's halfway acroiss the world, yet as dedicated as an Indyfan can be. Gotta admire that.
I still got a Girl Boner seeing these by Purgatori	Nov 27th, 2007 04:50:40 PM
I can't wait. Midnight showings for all mutha fuckers! Leave Ford alone BTW...the guy has been in like five of the top 10 money grossers of all time. Not many others that could say that. Shia is good and entertaining. He won me over with Transformers. But I still think that Ryan Reynolds would have been a nicer smartass son fit.
ringer t-shirt's not out in 50s by sd11	Nov 27th, 2007 04:50:51 PM
If Shia's wearing a ringer t-shirt, those didn't exist until the mid 60s. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R inger_T-shirt Might as well fix it now....
Awesome. by DuncanHines	Nov 27th, 2007 04:52:21 PM
Looks good. I'm psyched for this one. Let's hope they re-release the originals a month or so before this comes out. Also, I can see Shia playing Yorick Brown much better now.
Unlike my typing skills, which should be mocked by finky089	Nov 27th, 2007 04:54:56 PM

HAM! HAM! HAM! by Specktron	Nov 27th, 2007 04:55:32 PM
Welcome back, we've missed you.
"We WALK from here.." by King Conan	Nov 27th, 2007 05:02:43 PM
I just hadda say that. That old Temple of Doom arcade game DRILLED that in my head as a young child.
The BEEF, you say...? by Specktron	Nov 27th, 2007 05:04:33 PM
That pipsqueak aint got nuthin' on HAM....
So Cool by Live.	Nov 27th, 2007 05:06:04 PM
Love it. Where are the geriatric jokes now, huh? This movie will own you all.
Indiana Jones and the Mary-Sue? by Flim Springfield	Nov 27th, 2007 05:08:31 PM
LeBoeuf's character seems reminiscent of a young George Lucas.
Indiana Jones and the search for Lebowski's 2 million dollars. by JimboTHC	Nov 27th, 2007 05:09:12 PM
This movie should be made, Michael Bay directing.
What makes me believe in this movie by TheNorthlander	Nov 27th, 2007 05:12:26 PM
is the promises from The Spiel of: a) The movie will be shot on film b) Old school special effects which will make it feel like the old movies c) The classic Indiana Jones style poster look d) Lucas isn't directing or writing In other words - This is how the star wars prequels should have been made. I can live with a too long title and a hero that hasn't changed his clothes in 25 years.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull by jimmy rabbitte	Nov 27th, 2007 05:16:59 PM
...oh wait... I meant to work in something about ham... or Depends... or Geritol... ...dammit...
Indiana Jones and the Faggoty Tea-bagger! by Skankardly	Nov 27th, 2007 05:21:43 PM

The Mandelbaums from Seinfeld by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 05:22:15 PM
LOL, that cracked me up, I Dunno.
Indiana Jones and the Cradle of Life by Ashok0	Nov 27th, 2007 05:24:44 PM

Thanks Burgandy and Northlander. by rbatty024	Nov 27th, 2007 05:29:49 PM
I refused to watch Bayformers in theaters, but I plan on watching it in the next few weeks so I'll be able to see what the big deal is. If the 'Berg vouches for him then I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Pic#3 "...and that's the sidekick for Indy 2, Shorty" by The_Hypnotoad	Nov 27th, 2007 05:34:08 PM
"I don't wanna end here, pops"
Pic#3 "Wow, now I know where all those Young Indy DVDs are" by The_Hypnotoad	Nov 27th, 2007 05:36:25 PM

So Shia's character is some kind of greaser kid? by PumpyMcAss	Nov 27th, 2007 05:41:24 PM
Fair enough. All the reports of doing everything '80's style is pretty promising. And from those pictures I'm still buying Ford as a man of action. Fingers crossed. What is Spielberg's "prestige" movie going to be that fall?
INDIANA JONES AND THE DINNER-DATE FROM HELL by Doc Manhattan	Nov 27th, 2007 05:42:26 PM

Pic2 -- I'd hate to draw a sword on that cat by DKT	Nov 27th, 2007 05:44:03 PM
AWESOME PICTURES. 'nuff said.
Answered my own question thanks to imdb by PumpyMcAss	Nov 27th, 2007 05:44:05 PM
The biography trend must end post-haste.
Pic#3 "Look, Shia: ON/OFF, ON/OFF" Shia: "Tell me more, Tell me by The_Hypnotoad	Nov 27th, 2007 05:44:25 PM

Harrison Ford is a beast by ye olde shiza	Nov 27th, 2007 05:45:05 PM
Still lookin' like he can kick the shit out of someone! I remember watching What Lies Beneath and seeing Harrison Ford with abs like Tyler Durden and thinking, "Holy Shit. This guy's in the shape of someone 30 years younger than him." Judging from these pics, it looks like he's still got it. I hope this film kicks ass.
I WANNA SEE INDY WITH A FLESHLIGHT! by vini77	Nov 27th, 2007 05:48:18 PM
HOT!
Pic#2 "Gun or whip... make your move, cat" by The_Hypnotoad	Nov 27th, 2007 05:51:21 PM

Pic#3; "Glad you're here, Junior, my knees gave out 3 hrs ago" by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 06:00:51 PM

Shia as a greaser by johnnykool	Nov 27th, 2007 06:02:15 PM
I'm a greaser and Shia is NOT a greaser. That was a piss-poor choice by the studio just because the brat is "the shit" in Hollywood.
In that second pic, he looks like an aged, over-the-hill, '30s h by TiVo1138	Nov 27th, 2007 06:06:15 PM
a.k.a. exactly how he SHOULD look.
Indy looks the same...but older. The pics are like a mindfuck by performingmonkey	Nov 27th, 2007 06:15:50 PM
Ford IS Indy. And I still can't believe Spielberg is behind the camera actually shooting this fucker! Who would have thought it? Shia is a warning sign but he looks believable as Indy's son. If it wasn't for his overexposure and hype I would be totally cool with his casting.
Looks like these pics are part of one sequence... by TheRealSeveren	Nov 27th, 2007 06:19:41 PM
Going to that underground cave somewhere in the Yucatan, then it looks like he finds a dead body maybe even someone he knew from his expression... Maybe Mutt follows him and they meet up and it looks like theyre examining another body? I like the skeleton on the right in the 3rd pic.
When are we seeing a teaser for this?! by Kirbymanly	Nov 27th, 2007 06:21:51 PM
I want it NOW!
Hmm by TerryMalloy	Nov 27th, 2007 06:23:24 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this...
I'm guessing a teaser or trailer... by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 06:27:08 PM
...will be released attached to one of the big time Christmas release movies. Sweeney Todd is likely, since its being released by Dreamworks SKG.
Trailer info. by Atticus Finch	Nov 27th, 2007 06:45:21 PM
While previously rumored that the Indy IV teaser trailer was going to be attached to Beowulf, reports have been trickling in that it hasn’t been seen anywhere. So what gives? My source tells me that at the midnight hour Spielberg decided he didn’t like the teaser in its present form and the studio agreed and pulled the teaser. Another little bird told me that some trailers had even been delivered to theaters and were slated to play, but Paramount called up (and in some cases showed up) at the theaters that received the teaser and had them removed. (They were released under random names) So does this mean we won’t be seeing a teaser in theaters before November ends? Sadly, yes. Paramount wants to attach this to the biggest picture possible and since Beowulf is their “Holiday Tentpole”. Paramount’s only other major release before the end of the year is Sweeney Todd (Dec. 21st)…which is rated R and Spielberg wants to avoid releasing the trailer with anything rated higher than PG-13. The same bird told me that Paramount really, really wants to release the teaser before 2008 and would be willing to pay another studio to release the Indy teaser with one of their Tentpole pics. Specifically, Paramount is talking very seriously with Disney, who is releasing National Treasure: Book of Secrets (same day as Sweeney Todd), about having the teaser debut with their film…which is appropriate no?…and then a week or so later Paramount would start showing it in front of Sweeney Todd. Again, Paramount really wants to get this out as soon as possible and as such they are also talking to Warner Brothers about releasing the teaser with the Will Smith thriller, I Am Legend on Dec. 14th. Granted, this is all dependent upon Spielberg being happy with the teaser and if he isn’t…well, we may not see it until J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield (Jan. 18th).
Sweeney Todd is Rated R? by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 06:48:48 PM
Awesome! No annoying kiddies in the cinema to spoil it.
Costume Alert! by The Devilled Backscribe	Nov 27th, 2007 06:51:10 PM
The holster's darker and narrower than usual. The whip is clearly not the same David Morgan model used in the first three movies (note the darker tone accents, and the blockier end cap). And the jacket is a strange amalgam of the previous Leather Concessionaire ones (shorter, but with the exterior studs.) Curious...
Indiana Jones and the Inseam of Destiny by Dataset	Nov 27th, 2007 06:51:47 PM
His boys need their (temple of) room I guess...
Cash-in????? by slone13	Nov 27th, 2007 07:02:13 PM
When was the last time Ford made a movie that WASN'T a "cash-in"? (If you said anything after FRANTIC you're wrong.) How were Temple of Doom and Last Crusade NOT cash-ins??? Regardless, I can;t wait for this flick.
teaser before National Treasure by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 07:07:47 PM
That's perfect. A watered down Indy wannabee movie with a teaser for the real deal before it.
Ravenwood? by Saltoner	Nov 27th, 2007 07:11:58 PM
I read in an earlier post that said Abner Ravenwood is going to be in this new installment. Is this true? I always thought another great Indy movie should have been about Abner and a young Indy and their relationship, how Marion came about, etc, etc. I'm excited about this movie, but truth be told, I'm much more excited for Hulk 2.
He Doesn't Look Too Bad.. by skoobyx	Nov 27th, 2007 07:15:45 PM
Better than I expected. They did a good job younging him up. Think Roger Moore circa 'A View to a Kill'
Atticus Finch by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch	Nov 27th, 2007 07:17:05 PM
This is too interesting for you to make up. Thanks for the fun read!
If I saw a trailer for Indy... by queerfilmjunkie	Nov 27th, 2007 07:17:12 PM
If I saw a trailer for Indy IV before National Treasure, I'd...wait a minute, I'd never be in a theater to see that piece of shit National Treasure....
If Indiana Jones hates snakes, why is he acting with one??? by Err	Nov 27th, 2007 07:18:00 PM
DAMN YOU LABEOUF!
The Jack Sack's Grandpa is working with Indiana Jones by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 27th, 2007 07:21:19 PM
Old bag's gotta eat!
Indy rockin' the Murse by Wed Vid Guy	Nov 27th, 2007 07:22:10 PM
Indy was metro before his time.
INDIANA JONES AND THE DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN! by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 27th, 2007 07:25:57 PM
I'm gonna call yer parents, and I'm gonna whip and shoot 'em! Ya damn kids!
Looks pretty okay too me. by TomBodet	Nov 27th, 2007 07:26:53 PM
You know you wanna see this. W/ or w/out the Giant Robots of the Nazca Plains, too. Word.
ALIENS will be in INDY 4 !!! spoilers... by nooneimportant	Nov 27th, 2007 07:28:18 PM
http://www.movieweb.com/news/1 7/24617.php "One of the things that Spielberg has gone on record as saying is that most of the special effects in the film are practical. Now that appears to be true. The aliens in the film are puppets. There are three of them, seated on thrones in The Kingdom (an Aztec structure that turns out to be a spaceship). And, guess what? They bare a striking resemblance to the little naked bald headed midgets that were seen running around at the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. They are indeed supposed to be the ascendants of the Extraterrestrials seen in that film. They are related. Though the film doesn't come right out and say that. A lot of kids haven't even seen Close Encounters. They aren't going to get the joke."
Good God could you be any stupider Mammaries??? by TomBodet	Nov 27th, 2007 07:36:46 PM
Fuckin' A, here you are bragging up Bats Unplugged while putting down these rather Encouraging Indy shots. Fuck you. I mean it. Who fucking farted and made you Ebert? You're a half-baked Mateuse drinking wanker who's real claim to fame is impregnating 7 sets of merino sheep locally. Begone! and get back to your Yor II: BC Boogaloo fanfic scribbles. PaZooz, feel free to pile on as much as humanly possible. Good fucking lord this asshats a tool.
Indiana Jones and the Can of Ensure by nolan bautista	Nov 27th, 2007 07:37:46 PM

Dang! Not the acid for blood, chest-bursting ALIENS?! by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 27th, 2007 07:39:53 PM
Stop teasing people like that! :P
God I hate this fucking Shia Fag. by Warcraft	Nov 27th, 2007 07:40:39 PM
That's about it.
N.D. & E.T. by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 27th, 2007 07:41:50 PM
"That" should've happened!
MrMysteryGuest by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 07:46:44 PM
Technically, that did happen. Ford played Elliot's school principal in E.T. but was cut out. I think the Berg thought his presence in the movie would be too distracting. For some reason, the scene was not on the 20th Anniversary DVDs. Maybe the 30th?
Here's a shocker by darthvedder81	Nov 27th, 2007 07:50:18 PM
Of course they are doing Indy 4 for the money. Wouldn't you? I'm so tired of the cries of "they are just trying to cash in on a franchise." Obviously things can go too far (see "Transformers") but here's some terrible news for you: Spielberg, Ford and Lucas are all doing this to make money. It's their JOB to do so! Horror of horrors!
when you reveal a spoiler..... by drewlicious	Nov 27th, 2007 07:51:13 PM
Don't put it in the frickin headline. Makes it a little hard to spare myself. Thank you very much douchebag. How the hell did that get out in the first place? One guy lost his job because he described a generic scene. What kind of repurcussions go to the asshole who leaked this?
MOM was a huge Halloween supporter by necgray	Nov 27th, 2007 07:54:59 PM
Hmm... cynical cash-in by desperate producers... Wouldn't you say that was EXACTLY 100% the reason for Rob Zombie's Hollow Ween? And yet, you blew that movie every day it was in the theater and brooked no argument against it... hmmm... funny, that...
The Jack Sack™ has gravitas, The Jones Bag has Geritol by YackBacker	Nov 27th, 2007 08:01:16 PM
As the proprietor of The Jack Sack blog, I am deeply interested in the manpurse phenomenon. I mean Jones no disrespect, but I must meditate further on these matters before making a substantial statement.
Hey All You Nay Sayers! by Colier Rannd	Nov 27th, 2007 08:06:36 PM
You could all just be unhappy all day long with your miserable selves. I am choosing to be excited and happy about this. Thanks AICN!
Ditto Drewlicious by Bobo_Vision	Nov 27th, 2007 08:09:15 PM
People who release Indy spoilers are douchebags.
to M.O.M. by BOXOFFICESHOWSSUCCESS	Nov 27th, 2007 08:13:54 PM
"Wrong. Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade sucks." if someone has a different opinion than you do they: A) "have a different opinion than you & that's o.k." or B) "are wrong and need to be fixed"? it seems that the word "opinion" to you equals "fact" & that is scary...in my opinion :)
boo fuckin hoo by nooneimportant	Nov 27th, 2007 08:15:13 PM
your summer got ruined just then didn't it?
Bah. by UCFKevin	Nov 27th, 2007 08:24:36 PM
I think it's adorable that some of you numbskulls are STILL making old jokes. Those went stale about, I dunno, ten years ago? Crack open a new jar of shitty jokes, fellas! It's time. I think in his current state, Harrison Ford could probably still beat the bejesus out of all you monkeys, without the added assistance of Ben Burtt's sound effecting! He sure as hell looks great to me, here's hoping the movie's worth it.
I'm sure Sallah is alive. Unfortunately Marcus is not. by slone13	Nov 27th, 2007 08:27:33 PM
They just didn't feel the need to shoehorn Sallah into the movie when there was no logical reason for Indy and Sallah's paths to cross this time. Keep an eye out for a Marcus Brody "cameo" though. There's a painting of him on the wall at Indy's school.
Looks like by Trik_Ster	Nov 27th, 2007 08:45:56 PM
Shemale is growing into her nose
Shia.... by JiveTalker	Nov 27th, 2007 08:52:54 PM
I think Shia's a good actor- great, even, in things like A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints- so I have no problem whatsoever with him being in KOCS (insert clever homoerotic pun here). I just hope that the series ends with #4. LIke others I worry that with Shia's casting they're trying to set up a passing of the torch so that the industrial DreamWorks sausage machine can crank out an endless stream of guaranteed-to-be-mediocre-sequ els with Indy Jr. at the helm. It's a no-brainer that those would be shite. But depending on how KOCS does, I wouldn't put it past The Berg or GL or any of those guys to keep on milking that cow, as long as they think cash will come out. Let's hope for the sake of the series that they have the restraint to end it heres. Plus isn't Shia already doing sequels and/or prequels to Transformers and Y The Last Man? The poor kid really doesn't need to take on THREE major blockbuster fantasy/action trilogies, it's a little redundant.
a little clarity regarding "cashing in" . . . by systemsbroom	Nov 27th, 2007 09:04:39 PM
I don't think that anyone really believes that Spielberg, Lucas, Ford, or any other person attached to this project is or ought to be working without reference to money. However, there is a difference between working hard to make a quality movie with the idea in mind that "quality movies make lots of money," and working just hard enough to get a franchise movie onscreen with the idea in mind that "whatever we do, nostalgia and brand identity will ensure this makes lots of money." My guess is that's the distinction that some people are thinking of.
Yeah systemsbroom, and it's bullshit by I Dunno	Nov 27th, 2007 09:16:53 PM
It's easy to shout "cash grab" because it's a sequel to a big franchise but other than that, no one has any real concrete reason for saying that. They took nearly a decade to find a script. I think that alone proves the "cash grab" bullshit as false.
Why would Indy still wear clothes from the late 30's in the 50's by Orionsangels	Nov 27th, 2007 09:21:14 PM
"Where did you dig up this old fossil" -"Ben is a great man!"- "Yeah great at getting us into trouble."
Making joke titles is sooo cliched.. by BizarroJerry	Nov 27th, 2007 09:31:16 PM
but... Indiana Jones and the Title Indicating Harrison Ford Is Considerably Older than He Was in the Previous Film
I love how you haters make all these decisions by rollnstns

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