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Harry is ENCHANTED and turned into a preening 8 year old girl in a tiara!

And... by Muldoon	Nov 21st, 2007 01:48:36 AM
the chick's dig it...
Harry, of course I don't think you are always right... by DerLanghaarige	Nov 21st, 2007 01:52:40 AM
...but you were 100% right on Sky High and Monster House, so I put Enchanted on my list.
That review made me want to vomit.. by bongo123	Nov 21st, 2007 01:56:00 AM
sounds like a candy coated kids flick for either chicks or windy lickers
Seems about as good as Pluto Nash by Pipple	Nov 21st, 2007 02:07:55 AM
Yeah i'm not wasting money on this.
PLUTO NASH sucked balls by HEADGEEK	Nov 21st, 2007 02:09:53 AM
just had to clarify my position on that film
Beer Goggles by Kingdaddy	Nov 21st, 2007 02:10:43 AM
Man Harold...you are the epitome "Rainbow Connection". The lovers, the dreamers and me. You type reviews like drunk dialing. I love to see the passion but remember you have 10,000 geeks watching you wake up with said "love" EVERY TIME. I totally dig the passion behind your reviews...but I wonder what weight the criticism or love holds. I choose to respect the love of all of it...just like I respect a child giggling at a $5 toy. But DAMN, your 3.5 -5 star/B - A reviews REEK of the screening atmosphere and expectations and not a true critique of the actual film.
PS by Kingdaddy	Nov 21st, 2007 02:12:27 AM
I'm drunk...and stand behind my critique of El Rojo's review style.
I have to admit, I was skeptical, too by Thick McRunFast	Nov 21st, 2007 02:13:32 AM
Then I saw the positive reviews, saw the "That's How You Know" number on the film's website, and I was sold. Anyone mature enough to appreciate (and quite frankly, prefer) "old" 2-D animation will get a big kick out of this. And Amy Adams is perfect.
I know a lot of musical theatre majors by IndustryKiller!	Nov 21st, 2007 02:17:51 AM
And for that reason alone I would probably abhor this film. Hearing a musical theatre major talk about Disney is like hearing pederasts talk about little boys, it's just disgusting. It's absurd how much htey overrate things simply because there is music in it totally indiscriminate of whether that music or the rest of the film has any merit. This may be why MOST (not all) musical theatre sucks. Not to mention that as a child I was more into the works of Jim Henson, James Cameron, Spielberg, and Ridley Scott than I was into Disney.
10 billion times better than HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL by HEADGEEK	Nov 21st, 2007 02:27:30 AM
at least. Seriously - this is a magical film.
kingdaddy is being a bitch due to by HEADGEEK	Nov 21st, 2007 02:28:34 AM
being unchosen for BNAT - because in his application, I could tell he was a poser geek that couldn't get in touch with his inner 8 year old princess
And... by Thick McRunFast	Nov 21st, 2007 02:31:36 AM
I bet Amy Adams grooms herself better than Vanessa Hudgens. Anyone else remember Amy as one of the co-eds JB macked on in the Tenacious D movie?
Can't say I blame kingdaddy by Thick McRunFast	Nov 21st, 2007 02:34:07 AM
I still have nightmares about Harry's BLADE II review. Not everybody can write like Ebert, I guess.
Check out Robert Wilonski's review by Bungion Boy	Nov 21st, 2007 02:35:52 AM
This is a cute film and Amy Adams is wonderful. Even James Marsden gets some big laughs. But, (as I said in my original review http://www.aintitcool.com/node /34128), the rest of the film, while perfect for young kids, just doesn't work. It's a big mess, full of ideas, but clearly written by committee where people threw out fun ideas for scenes while disregarding whether or not the scenes made sense together. If you won't take my word for it, check out Robert Wilonski's review in the Village Voice here: http://www.villagevoice.com/fi lm/0747,wilonsky,78409,20.html . He kind of nails it. He even uses some of the same words I did. If you have little kids, especially girls, take them this week. They'll love it. Anyone else will be charmed to a point but then logic will set in and drive you mad.
Ummm that makes YOU the asshole Harry by IndustryKiller!	Nov 21st, 2007 02:40:59 AM
"This guy has different point of view than me on films, HE CAN"T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!" is how that last post comes off. Kingdaddy wrote a completely valid post critiqueing your reviewing style, a complaint a lot of people on this site have voiced before, and you just slag him off and gloat about how you didn't let him eat at the big kids table. Weak sauce my friend. or you know the guy and this is all an inside joke, I dunno.
I read your review, Bungion Boy by Thick McRunFast	Nov 21st, 2007 02:42:08 AM
And the nitpicking about naming vacuums and toilets was absolutely ridiculous. It's a Disney musical fantasy, for crying out loud - allow for a smidge of disbelief. You probably hated THE LITTLE MERMAID because they sang underwater.
bongo123 by Xiphos	Nov 21st, 2007 02:51:45 AM
What the hell is a "windy lickers?"
IndustryKiller by HEADGEEK	Nov 21st, 2007 03:01:36 AM
yes, I do know the guy - he's a very good friend of a friend
Glad I added that disclaimer then by IndustryKiller!	Nov 21st, 2007 03:07:40 AM
Almost looked a fool there
I love Disney by one9deuce	Nov 21st, 2007 03:29:40 AM
I'm interested in this film especially for the hand drawn animation sequences. But Harry's post title is nearly enough to ruin this for me. I have to agree with the other talkbackers here, Harry has NO perspective. Honestly, I don't know if the big guy could pick out a good film from a bad film if his life depended on it. How many shit films has he absolutely gushed about? GODZILLA, BLADE 2, ATTACK OF THE CLONES just off the top of my head.
Good LA Times article (with video) for those on the fence by Thick McRunFast	Nov 21st, 2007 03:34:29 AM
Be warned (or encouraged), the video for both musical numbers are there in their entirety. http://tinyurl.com/ypp3lq
FUCK FRED CLAUS, ENCHANTED WILL BE HUGE by TheDohDoh	Nov 21st, 2007 03:41:37 AM
Admit it, this is the ideal holiday movie for the family and for dates. It's going to make a gazillion dollars, no prob. I loved Beowulf, but I really want to see a new 2D animated movie in theaters. I can't believe there's such a drought these days.
God i miss Disney... by Obscura	Nov 21st, 2007 03:43:33 AM
2D Disney needs to come back. not just the format, but the magic that Disney creates. Who'd have thought id be crying out for another Tarzan or Hercules...both average at best, but compared to Chicken Little and Meet the Robinsons they were fantastic. And i'm a 3D Animator. I love 3D Animation. and 2D Animation. i hope this is Disney starting to tell great magical stories again, cos the world needs it.
If the opening animation sequence doesn't by HEADGEEK	Nov 21st, 2007 04:09:02 AM
cause you to go gaga, then this movie just isn't for you. But the film is a perfect DATE movie, perfect FAMILY movie and just great for those that want something to make them smile for days. It's that type of film. Like GALAXY QUEST or SHAUN OF THE DEAD - but for the Disney Animated Set.
SHAUN by Billy Sunday	Nov 21st, 2007 04:20:03 AM
Wow if this is really Shaun of the Dead for Disney, then I'm totally in! Flying to NYC with my family this afternoon for Thanksgiving and I know my Mom's already excited about this...and now I am too! So does Amy Adams have a scene with Patrick Dempsey where they try to decide which records to throw at James Marsden's head?
Dammit. by Zappary	Nov 21st, 2007 05:18:55 AM
I've tried so hard to hate this movie. SO HARD. But I know I'm going to see it and turn into some kind of sappy little girl. And I want me some 2D Disney real bad. Damnit.
Damn Harry, the clock reads 4:09 on the morning.... by Big_Bubbaloola	Nov 21st, 2007 05:31:13 AM
go to bed already dude. Get some beauty sleep .......... no seriously you need it narf
Harry is a giant FAGGOT by pencil-man	Nov 21st, 2007 06:22:05 AM
'NUFF SAID FUCKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disney didn't animate this! by rohitiyer	Nov 21st, 2007 06:23:58 AM
"This is all animated in gorgeous, lush, beautiful classic 2D as only Disney does it animation." I'm sorry, but you have to give credit where it's due. The film was animated by James Baxter Animation. http://jamesbaxteranima tion.com Check out the Wikipedia entry for the movie. Disney's 2d department is currently nonexistent and will make a come back with The Frog Princess.
Xiphos - Windy Lickers... by bongo123	Nov 21st, 2007 06:33:44 AM
Is northern ireland slang for people who go on the special bus to special school and can often be found licking said bus windows, it's often used to mean people with low iq's or a bit slow... nice bunch aren't we...
I liked Pluto Nash by Dazzler69	Nov 21st, 2007 06:43:37 AM
Saw it onDemand. Decent effects. Story moved. Lazer guns blazing all over, over the top villians chasing them and a dup Eddie for a main villian which is Eddie's M.O. anyway. It's worth watching. Robot sidekick was funny, forgot his name...from Vaction movies and Indenpance day crazy guy that sacrificed himself at end....
There is one good thing about this review... by seppukudkurosawa	Nov 21st, 2007 07:32:59 AM
Or, more specifically this talkback: the phrase "windy-lickers" has now entered my life!
Seriously??? by Crimson King	Nov 21st, 2007 07:52:35 AM
Are you really gushing over THIS movie?!?
Amy Adams in The Office Season 2... by BanAllFIRSTPosters	Nov 21st, 2007 08:03:55 AM
She was Jim's girlfriend. The chick who was hawking purses.
windy-lickers by just pillow talk	Nov 21st, 2007 08:05:37 AM
I think I have co-workers who lick our building's windows...
Jumping the gun a little Harry? by Kid Z	Nov 21st, 2007 08:12:08 AM
... I mean, you haven't even gotten "Yoko" knocked up yet... no need to turn into a mindless, drooling idiot, yet.
Ok... by Crimson King	Nov 21st, 2007 08:13:34 AM
So I just watched the trailer again, and it does look like it could be pretty funny and entertaining, but I don't know if I'm gonna be as ENCHANTED as Harry was. And notice I said COULD BE. I will admit, I kinda miss the old days of Disney, even though Pixar has pretty much stepped up and taken over. I just hope they learn from Disney and don't follow suit. Disney used to be about quality family entertainment, now it's all about the almighty Dollar. Perhaps that's even the way it's always been, but at least they used to earn it. There used to be a time when Disney was indeed "magical." In the end, maybe we shouldn't be so hasty to pan this movie. Maybe this is the one that brings that magic back, even if it is just for one more movie... If not, well, we've still got Pixar.
Well, anyway... by Kid Z	Nov 21st, 2007 08:16:24 AM
... maybe we should give Harry a break on this one. Marrige does tend to turn you into a big, giant, Toho Studios-sized vagina for awhile. You wise up once the divorce comes and she's emptying out your house and bank account with the help of Tod, the new boyfriend and personal trainer.
Move over giant sequoia . . . by Nice Marmot	Nov 21st, 2007 08:33:53 AM
. . . you're no longer the world's heaviest plant.
Disney will pimp this to death,like High School Musical by Luci888	Nov 21st, 2007 08:34:07 AM
If the Enchanted film is a huge hit (which it's extremely likely to be) I hope to God Disney don't pimp this to death (and we know that they will), like fucking High School Musical, via sequels, Enchanted the stage musical, Enchanted the fucking ice skating musical, etc.
Rotten Tomatoes' 88% fresh rating backs Harry up! by Lance Rock	Nov 21st, 2007 09:02:21 AM
sounds like a date!
Where's the HITMAN reviews? by UMAGA	Nov 21st, 2007 09:04:27 AM
It's being destroyed on rottentomatoes.com with a lot of pricky asshole comments from douche bag critics. I thought the script was good, though. Ebert actually liked it giving it ***.
Has anyone by Series7	Nov 21st, 2007 09:10:09 AM
Seen Vacuuming Completely Nude in Paradise? Or do we not realize that Danny Boyle is one the greatest directors to come out of the 90's? Timothy Spall owned slimy dude in that movie (tv film whatever) I like his work.
Movie Commercial Voice Guy: by Gil Brooks	Nov 21st, 2007 09:11:50 AM
"And Harry Knowles say 'its spell wrapped me up from beginning to end'!" Jesus Christ, dood. Can you make it any more obvious?
I hoped that this movie was by Series7	Nov 21st, 2007 09:12:42 AM
Going to be good, because Susan Sarandon is my favorite old lady actress, and since the other two Streep and Close seem to be putting out good work. Its good to see that Sarandon hasn't fallen totally out (Woodcock?).
If this movie by Series7	Nov 21st, 2007 09:15:37 AM
Turns out to be a huge sucesss, it would be awesome for it to get best oscar. Though it would be a long shot and a controversial. I am just so sick of all these overly dramatic movies getting plastered with "Going to win all the Oscars on it", musicals and comedies are harder to do correct then a drama. And this year musicals have all be top notch. I am not saying that this is going to be my favorite film of the year. It would just be nice to have an Oscar ceremony not congradulating downer movies, even though they are my favorite type of movies.
... My Two Cents by The Brain Machine	Nov 21st, 2007 09:17:15 AM
I was there at the screening last night, and had a good time. I love Disney animation, and love most of the 2-d Disney films. This movie has a lot of the magic of those films, but I didn't feel that the animation of the 2-d world was quite up to Disney standards. It wasn't nearly as good as good as say Beauty and the Beast, or even The Little Mermaid. Some of it had a bit of the Direct to DVD Disney sequel feel to it. I wish the animation would have been a bit better - this is Disney after all, and we need to hold them to the standards of their past - not just accept what they give us. The songs were really good, though. The stand outs being The Working song and the huge musical number in the park as Harry mentioned. I have to admit that I had a pretty big smile on my face at the end of the film, so it delivers on it's promise. It is much better than I was preparing myself for. If you want to re-capture that feeling you had when watching Cinderella or Snow White when you were 8, you will enjoy the movie. If you truly hate Disney musicals - you probably won't dig it. But it's Thanksgiving weekend, and this movie WILL BE HUGE. I agree with Harry that this should be a stand alone film for Disney. To go back and make sequels to this will not be a good thing. I appreciated how this film used the themes of past Disnay movies, but didn't have all the groan inducing pop-comments ala Shrek. Sequels will most likely fall into the same trap. Over all, a great family movie, a perfect date movie, and a lot of fun. Thanks for the screening, AICN and Disney!
Also by Series7	Nov 21st, 2007 09:18:56 AM
Its good to see Disney make something worth while (minus Pixar), because the last animated movie they made that was worth anything was Treasure Planet. I really enjoyed that movie not everyone did, but since then all there animated movies have been crap. Chicken Little? Horrible. The cow movie? never seen it. Also I say that Harry hit his peek with the Blade two review, ever since that review I've never been able to read any other review the same way. That review made me go see Blade 2 again, because i read it after i had already seen it.
Lasseter by Series7	Nov 21st, 2007 09:21:05 AM
Said no more Direct to DVD sequels for disney animated movies, hopefully that means live action as well. Aladdin 4 Juffar goes to the eye doctor. Number 3 or number 4? I wonder if Lasseter had anything to do with this movie?
Loved it by Kraken	Nov 21st, 2007 09:26:32 AM
I thought going in it might be a guilty pleasure movie, but seeing the look on my wife's face as we were watching it, and the glow we were both in during the credits, I don't feel guilty at all loving this movie.
I thought this would be satirical by pikagreg	Nov 21st, 2007 09:46:58 AM
kind of like a live action shrek.
Susan Sarandon looks smokin' hot in this... by Nosferatu Jones	Nov 21st, 2007 09:57:06 AM
I'm sold. GILF!
Harry, What about the Goody Short? by nonsensical	Nov 21st, 2007 10:00:23 AM
What did you think of that? It should have been the opening short to this film. Yet you make no mention to the short or how incredible it is. So?
Tim Spall = "go to" character henchman by finky089	Nov 21st, 2007 10:05:56 AM
It's definitely his calling
And- James Baxter Animation by finky089	Nov 21st, 2007 10:06:54 AM
Wasn't Jim Baxter the head of Disney's animation department before it was disbanded? Or perhaps the head of their Imagineering Dept? Or am I thinking of a different guy?
How is it possible... by Razier	Nov 21st, 2007 10:07:28 AM
The previews for this movie looked like burnt shit on a used tampon. But every review I read is positive... is the world coming to an end?
If you didn't see it, I'm sorry... by nonsensical	Nov 21st, 2007 10:09:51 AM
Read my review here... the Goofy short "How to Hookup Your Home Theater" is by itself worth the money you will pay for this film. http://www.aintitcool.com/node /34669
Stop worrying about sequels by dasaroo	Nov 21st, 2007 10:17:20 AM
Series7 is correct, now that Pixar & John Lasseter have taken over Disney Films, they have thrown out the old model- there will be no more garbage dvd sequels. They WILL be going back to 2-d animation (there is a new short on the Ratatouille DVD that demos some of the new and old styles they will be using) , and will be much more careful about the quality of their live-action product. Basically, everything from here on out will hopefully have the Pixar stamp on it. As Martha S. would say, "THAT'S A VERY GOOD THING."
Lasseter by dasaroo	Nov 21st, 2007 10:23:49 AM
BTW- I was just watching Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" on my new big screen TV (gorgeous movie), and I CANNOT FORGIVE Lasseter's utterly inane intro to the movie - "World, meet Hayao Miyazaki!" What a self-important maroon. He should have said, "Ignorant Americans, meet HM!" Cause the rest of the world already knew HM was a God. Lasseter responsible for bringing HM to light? As if.
Harry,,, by Mezzanine	Nov 21st, 2007 10:26:10 AM
How is a kid's movie going to get me laid? Also, the councilors at Jesus Camp prohibited me from being in touch with my inner 8 year old girl.
Irony of ironies: by Barry Egan	Nov 21st, 2007 10:48:35 AM
Disney had to farm out the 2D animation at the beginning of the film as they had recently shuttered their hand-drawn animation division. God bless John Lassiter!
This has been a great year for musicals. by Barry Egan	Nov 21st, 2007 10:54:55 AM
Between this and Hairspray and Sweeney Todd, the musical seems to be doing well again. The Best Original Song Oscar catagory will be the most competitive it's been in years.
What's with all the Blade II hate? by MacTard420	Nov 21st, 2007 11:31:25 AM
So what if Harry came in his pants during the review (and probably several times afterwards). I thought Blade II was the best of the trilogy. Other than a couple sketchy CGI sequences involving superplexes, it was a pretty damn fun movie!
I'll wait till Moriarty chimes in, if ever by Pipple	Nov 21st, 2007 11:57:21 AM
Harry can be too lenient and frankly forgiving with his reviews these days. One wonders if someone in holly-no originality-wood hasn't added a little extra incentive for him to give turds praise on his site... one wonders...
No need to wair for Mori: by Barry Egan	Nov 21st, 2007 12:46:06 PM
It's currently at 91% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
a poser geek that couldn't get in touch with his inner 8 year ol by Kingdaddy	Nov 21st, 2007 12:53:27 PM
Not only do I get in touch with my inner princess El Rojo, but I finger fuck her through her purty pink panties often. I'm not upset I didn't get into BNAT. I would love to go, but you didn't pick me. That's fine. Just don't sling poop in my direction for my opinions. I didn't say your reviews suck. I was simply stating some of your reviews seem to be about the "event" of the screening, which seems to add to the "magic" of the film. For example, I thought "Apocalypto" was a great film. And I'm sure attending a screening with Mel Gibson sitting next to me, drinking genuine Yucatan Jungle Juice, and having topless Mayan women feed me tamales would make me paint the screen with my Mayan Man Milk...BUT...I think some reviewers need to digest a film before they RAVE about it and how it brought their "inner princess" out. So, there ya have it. I'm not going to BNAT. My soul is crushed and I'm AMAZED I even still have an opinion on anything...
I am not the Enchanted type. by rbatty024	Nov 21st, 2007 12:59:23 PM
If this film really is as good as claimed then the previews aren't doing anything for it. I do remember seeing the first preview and being excited about the 2D animation only to be let down when real actors showed up. Isn't Disney working on another 2D film? I thought it was the Frog Prince but set in jazz age New Orleans.
Pluto Nash is incredibly underrated!! by TheMcflyFarm	Nov 21st, 2007 02:09:45 PM
From the commercials it looked like another Eddie Murphy kid's movie piece of shit, but I was surprised at how adult it was. It had clever realistic dialogue and situations in a wacky futuristic society. It's probably a masterpiece compared to this shit.
Princess and the Frog... by nonsensical	Nov 21st, 2007 02:14:38 PM
That is Disney's next animated feature and it will be out in 2008.
Okay... Harry and other audiences... by nonsensical	Nov 21st, 2007 02:37:00 PM
You were screwed... completely screwed. Apparently reviews and screenings of Enchanted are not being accompanied by the Goofy short How to Hookup Your Home Theater. I was very concerned about this given how great the short is and how much I want others to see it too. So I did some digging. According to Disney the short will now debut with National Treasure: Book of Secrets on December 21. This is apparently being done to get Disney's new cartoon shorts program more exposure among general moviegoing audiences, rather than just animated film audiences. Something of a mistake in my opinion given that Enchanted is a better family film vehicle. Again, I am truly sorry for you all who will be robbed of seeing Goofy for another month.
Susan Sarandon is enough for me. by Gremlin517	Nov 21st, 2007 02:53:28 PM
I absolutely think she is the sexiest woman in Hollywood, and she just keeps getting hotter. GILF indeed.
little kids in the theater by CherryValance	Nov 21st, 2007 04:26:43 PM
When I walked in I thought "OH NO!" lots of tiny tots. And to my knowledge this was supposed to be more along the lines of a romantic comedy. So when the little ones started twitching because they were bored, I had to laugh that they were stuck in there. But I really lost it when they started "EWWWWWW"ing in chorus everytime a couple kissed. Hilarious. Anyway, I really liked it but that would have been obvious to anyone who knows my movie tastes. If I had one complaint I'd probably ask for more singing. I expected there to be more. But the casting was amazing. I mean who else but McDreamy should play the Prince Charming type role? I know Marsden actually plays a prince but that's not what I meant. And Marsden was great, btw. I just want a movie where he sings the whole time.
I think this movie will bomb still, harry by Pipple	Nov 21st, 2007 05:43:46 PM
Look at 300. Why did that piece of shit make so much? People want more masculine movies, big, thick, hard waglanging manhood in their faces smacking them around like baseballs instead of all these girly disney movies. That's why current disney sucks so much. It's too gay, not the sexuality, but the gay kind of gay.
So Basically This Movie Sucks Right? by The Ender Smites Foes	Nov 21st, 2007 05:50:53 PM
Harry liking it and all...
This is Aintitcool, so why are we covering this? by robzass	Nov 21st, 2007 05:54:42 PM
Unless you have kids or still piss the bed, none of you have any business seeing this.
Damn there are some sad fucks around here... by conspiracy	Nov 21st, 2007 09:04:50 PM
Whats wrong with you guys that once in awhile you can't allow yourselves to admit you sometimes enjoy wholesome/silly/family entertainment? I mean damn is your package so small, and your frequency of sex with an actual female so seldom that you only see Hardcore Sci-Fi/Action/Guy movies every time, all the time? Maybe its just that some folks in here are in the midst of sprouting their first pubes and don't want their friends to find out they have "Cars" sheets and Fap to pictures Princess Jasmine. But hey, if it's not your cup of tea thats fine, we can agree to disagree...but stop bitching about these guys reviewing these films if they are in fact well done and worth notice. Myself I have no fuckin problem watching something like this before I hit the strip club, I can appreciate both. I just want to see a GOOD film, animated, cute, hardcore, Sci-Fi..it doesn't matter, just entertain me. Oh Don't worry...I'm sure there is a review for a movie with bad acting, a piss poor script where Giant Fucking Robot Slusho Monsters blow stuff up real good while looking like Megan Fox full frontal right around the corner.
by the poster's above me logic by noiretblanc	Nov 21st, 2007 09:51:40 PM
there shouldn't be anything wrong with a 30 year old guy being giddy about collecting barbies. and, there isn't. but, it still doesn't make it any less awkward
You sold me, Harry. by gotilk	Nov 21st, 2007 11:12:05 PM
I never, EVER thought I'd be saying I want to see this movie. I had someone tell me it reminded them a lot of the Princess Bride and I thought to myself, "yeah, in it's dreams". Sounds to me they might have been right. I would have never checked this out, so thanks. And happy thanksgiving.
quite a few repressed princesses by noiretblanc	Nov 21st, 2007 11:26:01 PM
viva la inner princess liberation!
Marsden steals the show again by zooch	Nov 22nd, 2007 01:02:28 AM
like he did from Superman.
"Fap to pictures Princess Jasmine" by DocPazuzu	Nov 22nd, 2007 08:08:32 AM
You make that sound like a bad thing, conspiracy.
Harry's becoming a mix between Chris AND Herbert by ricarleite	Nov 22nd, 2007 08:24:19 AM
Hmnnnnnn....
Pipple, do you really think Enchanted will draw more gays than.. by rbatty024	Nov 22nd, 2007 09:47:35 AM
300. I guarantee you it's the other way around. Hell, I bet 300 was a box office hit because of gay business. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Thanks for the info Nonsensical. I'm looking forward to Disney getting back into 2D. All of these 3D films are starting to look alike. How many bugs or rodents can we watch on screen?
Thnakyou Harry, well done sir. by artyfufkin	Nov 22nd, 2007 09:56:49 AM
I have 2 daughters and will be taking them to see it. Forget the haters Harry, you did good son. Well done you. And thanks.
How are collecting Barbies over a prolonged period of time and s by Demetrius	Nov 22nd, 2007 10:37:49 AM
I don't see the connection. It's okay to enjoy something fluffy or sweet now and then. It doesn't mean you surround yourself with that kind of stuff all of the time.
*and seeing a movie once related, noiretblanc? by Demetrius	Nov 22nd, 2007 10:39:15 AM
Dammit
It's true 300 was pretty darn gay by Pipple	Nov 22nd, 2007 02:38:51 PM
But it's a heck of a lot less gay than recent disney.
well, demetrius by noiretblanc	Nov 22nd, 2007 03:53:39 PM
it's not really about seeing the movie or collecting barbies in a specific manner. it's more about getting one's pink panties wet at the thought of either of them. there are differences among cute and childlike & dainty and effeminate. one being a pixar movie (or something better that i can't think of right now) and one being a princess movie.
robzass: by Barry Egan	Nov 22nd, 2007 04:00:55 PM

Ugh, remake the animated classics? NEVER!! by Drath	Nov 22nd, 2007 08:20:19 PM
Harry's idea to remake the classic animated movies in live action is a heresy! I love animation too much to be in favor of it. Remake non-classics like Mulan, sure, that'd be nice as that movie suffered for having all the dopy songs and truncated running time, but we don't need the live action version of Little Mermaid or Beauty and the Beast. I want NEW animated classics. If they'd followed this kind of shit we'd have had live action Cinderella instead of the Little Mermaid. Give us the next generation of animated classics! That's what I want them to get right. I'd welcome that crappy remake idea only if enabled the return to animation. That's the more important goal.
Isn't this a remake? by DrMambo	Nov 22nd, 2007 11:38:15 PM

What a surprise... by OptimusCrime	Nov 22nd, 2007 11:38:34 PM
Alright, this movie probably isn't my type of film and I admit it. Still...another Harry review, another hysterical rave. I'm jealous of him actually, every movie he sees is a magical instant classic.
Of Elf, with Will Ferrell? by DrMambo	Nov 22nd, 2007 11:40:16 PM
Seriously, a guy from an animated and sugarcoated world where everyone sings and crap ends up in "tough" new york? A children's movie that adults will love too? Etc...? But I loved Elf, so if this is anywhere near as good I'll still be happy.
Just to be a total woman, Harry... by Frijole	Nov 23rd, 2007 12:36:16 PM
that castle in the logo is NOT the castle at Disneyland. It is the castle at Disney World. The OLD logo was Sleeping Beauty's castle (from DL)... the NEW logo is Cinderella's castle from WDW. And yes, there is a huge difference, both in size and design.
This review is 100% dead on. by Steve_Dooku	Nov 23rd, 2007 02:02:52 PM
I saw this movie last night with my wife and two kids. It was outstanding.
Im wondering how much....? by LargoJr	Nov 23rd, 2007 07:34:14 PM
Disney paid Harry for that vacuous blowjob of a review?
EXCELLENT movie by GibsonUSA	Nov 24th, 2007 12:12:38 AM
took me by surprise
"Thanks for the screening, AICN and Disney!" by thegreatwhatzit	Nov 24th, 2007 01:19:23 AM
And thank you for the very unbiased review (NOT!)
Way off topic... by WillowFan2001	Nov 24th, 2007 11:19:53 AM
Hullabaloo Canek Canek!
I swear by Harry Weinstein	Nov 25th, 2007 12:01:03 AM
Every time I see that review headline, I think it says something about Harry peeing on an 8-year-old wearing a tiara. Then I look again and that's clearly not what it says. But I do a double take each time it pops up on screen.
Flawless movie by Anakin Whoopass	Nov 25th, 2007 11:51:14 AM
Home for Thanksgiving, wanted to see No Country for Old Men but needed something Mom would go to and ended up at Enchanted. This is a happy movie. Oh, and Rotten Tomatoes is up to 93%. Please, no lame sequels.
THE INCREDIBLES in 3D, Disney--make it happen by Mr Incredible	Nov 25th, 2007 01:16:55 PM
I'll pass on this movie.
I totally thought sequel (spoilers) by CherryValance	Nov 25th, 2007 04:26:12 PM
when Menzel and Marsden went into the toon world. Makes sense doesn't it? And it could be a classic Disney animated feature.
Yes, Mr Incredible by darth jobu	Nov 25th, 2007 09:15:51 PM
Nice call. Incredibles must return. 3D would be bonus. Budump Dat Dah Dahhhh
this film is brilliant by zooch	Nov 25th, 2007 09:18:09 PM
A real return to form for Disney. A smart funny script. The animation at the beginning looked great. Great acting all around. Adams especially, she's oscar-worthy. There's a part where her character gets angry for the first time in her life and she's both angry and excited at the same time, and it's at that moment she realizes shes is in love and Adams plays it perfectly.
I actually think this movie will make more money next week by Razorback	Nov 26th, 2007 10:34:38 AM
It is very rare for a movie to pick up business the following week but word of mouth on this is HUGE.
Just saw it last night... by Moonwatcher	Nov 27th, 2007 08:36:35 AM
and it's everything Harry said it was. I know words like delightful and whimsical aren't usually tossed around in these talkbacks, but for once maybe we could all get behind something that makes people feel good when they leave the theater.
My review... by Kingdaddy	Nov 30th, 2007 09:18:11 PM
The trailer for Alvin and the Chipmunks was first. Blissfully perfect! A chipmunk farted. Genuinely amazing! Then, in the "The Water Horse" trailer the dragon burped. Absolutely sublime! Then Enchanted managed to squeeze 3.5 good scenes into an hour and a 45 minutes. Oddly magical! The direct to video look definitely impressed all. Absolutely magical! Most of the kids in the audience seemed bored and only watched the chipmunk character. Subversively hilarious! (spoiler) The chipmunk gets scared and poops. (spoiler end) Worked perfectly! A "fun" film that 12 year old girls will see 6 times at the theater. Absolutely magic! But they did the same with The Princess Diaries 1 & 2, Ice Princess, Princess Caraboo, Ever After, 13 Going on 30, etc...All...wait for it...Absolutely Magic!
I'm really looking forward to this by Chattery	Dec 2nd, 2007 01:01:10 PM
I'm really looking forward to this, it looks like an interesting film. I'm interested in seeing what the filmmakers have to say about the Disneyesque world vs our world. Plus I'm just really in the mood for light-hearted Disney fun. Plus Amy Adams is hot. And James Marsden getting hit with bikes while serenading his loved one...nice. If I were him I'd so open my eyes and obliterate them with my optic beam.
Uhh, I think Stephan Schwartz wrote the Lyrics. by Smerdyakov	Dec 2nd, 2007 07:48:46 PM
Menken is a composer. Shades of Ira Gershwin.
Speaking of the Score, I could point out that... by C.K. Lamoo	Dec 3rd, 2007 05:01:45 PM
"True Love's Kiss" is pretty much the same tune as "A Girl Who's Merely Me" from Rogers and Hammerstein's "Cinderella."
I think this may be the word-of-mouth smash of the year... by workshed	Dec 12th, 2007 07:22:12 PM
...everyone i know who has seen it is raving about how it feels like a creative turnaround for Disney after all those years ruled by you-know-who. BUT SERIOUSLY - Harry, a live-action Little Mermaid you sick-bastard.? Don't ever let this man swim with a dolphin, perrrrlease.
Why dont we get movies like Batman in 3D by Ashok0	Dec 26th, 2007 04:54:32 PM
Seriously, who cares about this beowulf gibberish

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