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The Hoff Returns To KNIGHT RIDER!?

turbo boostttttttttttttttt by JeanLuc Dickhard	Nov 20th, 2007 08:43:26 AM
yeah
YAY! by 11dayempire	Nov 20th, 2007 08:46:28 AM
It's not Knight Rider without The Hoff.
FUCK HIM KARRAS! FUCK THE HOFF! by spud mcspud	Nov 20th, 2007 08:52:19 AM
He's got cheese value, but as an actor... I think even Shia LaBeouf couldn't harm this franchise more than the Hoff already has at this point. Move away from the Altar of the Hoff, fellas. Nothing to see here.
YAY! by Darth Busey	Nov 20th, 2007 08:56:43 AM
My pants are in pursuit mode!
NICE!!! by SkidMarkedUndies	Nov 20th, 2007 08:58:00 AM
It's not Knight Rider if the Hoff isn't involved. He should play the Devin role for the series.
rest stop is terrible by troytheboy	Nov 20th, 2007 08:58:28 AM
and that girl is f'in terrible in it.
The Hoff needs to be driving around in the original KITT... by photoboy	Nov 20th, 2007 08:59:28 AM
... and to show up and show Junior how it's done every so often. KITT 2000 & 3000 working together could be quite cool, especially if we get some dual turbo boost stunts. The question is, Michael Knight had a girl in every town that he saved, so which one did he bang in the back seat of KITT?
Knightboat: Mendozaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! by uss cygnus	Nov 20th, 2007 09:23:08 AM
The Hoff. McBain. You know you want it.
Will RC Return? Will KITT Be a convertible again? by uss cygnus	Nov 20th, 2007 09:24:40 AM
Will super pursuit mode return?
I SUPPORT KARR ON THIS ONE by Pound Sand	Nov 20th, 2007 09:28:39 AM

To photoboy... by PizzaJedi81	Nov 20th, 2007 09:40:06 AM
The REAL question is which one DIDN'T he bang in KITT's back seat? By the way...doing it in or on a talking car? Totally creepy, especially whn the car is self aware. One of my big problems with the end of Transformers.
So Michael Knight is just by Diagnostic	Nov 20th, 2007 09:43:20 AM
hanging around the beach in a trailor like Martin Riggs. Aw.. Hell. No.
germany called by palewook	Nov 20th, 2007 09:57:19 AM
they want hoff back
PizzaJedi88 by spud mcspud	Nov 20th, 2007 10:02:48 AM
Didn't Robot Bill and Ted discuss the "self-aware robot around humans having sex" thing in BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY? Full-on robot chubby!
Knight Rider 2010 by sirbroiler	Nov 20th, 2007 10:05:19 AM
....KITT's inventor's daughter and Michael Knight's son? Sounds a little 'Galactica 1980' to me.
First ... shoot ... by claudiomonster	Nov 20th, 2007 10:06:05 AM
I bet the original KITT gets fucked up and then they rebuild him to be like a transformer etc. Thats my idea anyways. I
The Hasselhoff love is tired by slone13	Nov 20th, 2007 10:14:04 AM
The hipsters who missed the "Let's love Shatner because he's cheesy and it's cool" train all tried to make up for it by loving Hasselhoff way too much. It's time to pick a new loser to venerate for no particularly good reason.
David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car by palewook	Nov 20th, 2007 10:32:28 AM
Although his video never gets old.. http://tinyurl.com/obn69
Quick! Turbo boost to Wendy's KITT... by Dingleberry Jones	Nov 20th, 2007 10:33:01 AM
I want a fucking cheeseburger burp. And make me another goddamn vodka tonic, you're driving home on autopilot tonight buddy. hiccup And use an EMT pulse on my daughter's video camera this time. Don't want to see my drunk ass on youtube or TMZ again.
Can he get a DUI in KITT? by Heckles	Nov 20th, 2007 10:35:40 AM
KITT: Michael, your blood alcohol level is staggering. Michael: You're not the boss of me you f'n talking car! You pig car! Now take me to get some waffles! :::sobs::: I'm sorry... so sorry...
If William Daniels isn't in it, I don't care. by 433	Nov 20th, 2007 10:53:20 AM
"Boy Meets World" can't be the last we see of The Voice!
Thank god by Series7	Nov 20th, 2007 10:58:33 AM
we live in this time. I was having a bad day until I heard this. Note to anyone in show biz, if you can get the Hoff to appear in your whatever, even for just a second. I'll blow money to see it and so would pretty much the entire country. Oh yeah big shout out to my boi Piers Morgan gonna be on the big Apprentice.
Charles Kamen? by SanityKaos	Nov 20th, 2007 11:57:54 AM
Who's Charles Kamon? Isn't the guy's name supoosed to be Devon?
hoff is no tom selleck by pikagreg	Nov 20th, 2007 12:20:32 PM
no mustache
This'll just make it harder to accept the new guy by Pipple	Nov 20th, 2007 12:47:51 PM
NBC's run by retards. Anyway good to see ya back hoffman.
knight boat by doctor_goodspeed	Nov 20th, 2007 12:55:25 PM
Announcer: "We now return to "Knightboat: the Crime-Solving Boat"." Michael: "Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers." Knightboat: "You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you." Michael: "Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now." Knightboat: "Incorrect: look! A canal." Homer: "Go, Knightboat, go!" Bart: "Oh, every week there's a canal." Lisa: "Or an inlet." Bart: "Or a fjord." Homer: "Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat."
HOFF GOTTA EAT by Hervoyel	Nov 20th, 2007 01:01:15 PM
So I support the Hoff on this one. Don't we all?
BRING BACK GOLIATH!!!!! by BilboRing	Nov 20th, 2007 01:57:02 PM
The killer 18 wheeler and the evil Hoff driving it. LOL!!!
knight rider in S.A. by huggerorange	Nov 20th, 2007 02:25:15 PM
I remember when they filmed the knight rider tv movie here in san antonio at the riverwalk..cool to see it being filmed here but the movie was embarassingly unwatchable.
please no by LegoKenobi	Nov 20th, 2007 02:40:06 PM
that is all.
So everyone is a descendant of the first cast? by TruPhan	Nov 20th, 2007 02:40:12 PM
Um...cool?
Great news.... by hansello	Nov 20th, 2007 03:15:19 PM
... I agree with the TB'er who said that he should now fill the Devin role. Also, I would like to see a certain dusty trans am tucked away. I don't want Michael Knight and the KITT 2000 to steal the show, but having them in the peripheral will not only respect the source material, it will ensure the support of us thirtysomethings who grew up watching this in the eighties. And in doing so, we will make sure our kids watch! Remember the success of new Doctor Who.... there's a reason families sit down and watch it together.
Respecting the Source Material by queerfilmjunkie	Nov 20th, 2007 03:34:12 PM
To respect the source material you'd have to have super cheesy split-screen cutaways and bad synthesized music. This show was, is and will always be lame. Of all the shows that do not need to be remade, this tops the list.
Can have some cheese with some cheese on top? by TVguy4566	Nov 20th, 2007 03:46:07 PM
Come on. Knight Rider fit in well in the days of formulaic 80's action drama when the only drama with any originality and creativity was Hill Street Blues, but I don't think it will transfer well to today. Adding Hoff who has become a parody of himself, only ups the cheese factor. I can't wait for the reimagination of Baywatch next. Today's TV is sorely missing montages of women in bathing suits running in slow motion on the beach. I guess I am burnt out of these reimaginations. The only one that works is Battlestar Galatica and that is because they basically said to hell with the original series and did their own thing and only kept the character names and the very basic overal premise of the show. You take out the names of the characters and a some of the designs of the ships, no one would even know that show was related to the original BSG.
yay hoff is bakc by dr.bulber	Nov 20th, 2007 03:54:12 PM
im getting plastered!
so he'll die... by TheBoet	Nov 20th, 2007 04:05:17 PM
reading the first script review and the new details now, it seems pretty obvious that the hoff will only appear to be wiped out as michael knight...
formulaic? What the fuck by Pipple	Nov 20th, 2007 04:13:27 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo. Knight Rider was about a pimped ride and saving the fucking world with said ride.
To PizzaJedi81 by photoboy	Nov 20th, 2007 04:16:41 PM
On the subject of using the backseat... ;) http://tinyurl.com/346bv3
KRINO KRINO KRINO by The Ref	Nov 20th, 2007 05:35:39 PM

THIS IS THE MOOOOOOOOOOOMENT... by Uncle Stan	Nov 20th, 2007 05:46:15 PM
The Hoff has recently had his "moment." There is no way he can top it (except maybe in a Nick Fury sequel).
Son is lame, go with someone unrelated by TallBoy66	Nov 20th, 2007 09:25:10 PM
Like a protgee, perhaps.
"You think THAT'S bad... by Osmosis Jones	Nov 20th, 2007 09:59:58 PM

"Remember the time I was David Hasselhoff's car...?" by Osmosis Jones	Nov 20th, 2007 10:00:25 PM

Dr. Snapper Foster by Pizza The Hut	Nov 20th, 2007 10:13:36 PM
My sister has old tapes of the Hoff as Dr. Snapper Foster on Young & the Restless. Funny stuff.
I wonder if the new K.I.T.T. comes with a minibar? by TheGhostWhoLurks	Nov 20th, 2007 11:25:03 PM
The Hoff's gonna need to re-fuel.
so this is going to be... by Freefinger	Nov 20th, 2007 11:26:58 PM
...very lame? I mean I was a fan of the original series, and was happy to finally get anew take on this, but to make everyone the child of everyone?!?! For god's sake... Could they not have just let the guy be a freaking soldier (or something like that when the news got first posted) and the girl just a new employee of Knight Industries?... WTF!! I hate it when they do this "son of the first dude!" thing... It just makes it more cheesy than it should be. They could've brought back Micheal Knight without giving him a long lost son which for me just makes it look like they got cheap writers... And what the hell happened to the original KITT??? Never saw the end of the show...
THIS JUST IN.... by robzass	Nov 21st, 2007 12:54:09 AM
Nobody cares.
Pam Anderson and her TITTS! by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 21st, 2007 01:41:19 AM
She's gotta cameo with her own car!
What's the bet they kill off The Hoff? by Carl's hat	Nov 21st, 2007 02:13:55 AM
and in one swift moment alienate all of us generation x'ers who will be tuning in for the very reason of seeing Hasselhoff. Much as I love the Hoffmeister I second pikagreg,.. the man is no Tom Selleck.
I can't believe this is the only talkback... by just pillow talk	Nov 21st, 2007 09:20:01 AM
where the WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM hasn't followed me. I hate you with a passion WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM...
Pillow talk... by PizzaJedi81	Nov 21st, 2007 10:58:45 AM
You know what you did, right? You just made absolutely CERTAIN they'd be here soon.
I thought He Was Busy On His Other Project: by The Ender Smites Foes	Nov 21st, 2007 05:52:01 PM

I thought He Was Busy On His Other Project: by The Ender Smites Foes	Nov 21st, 2007 05:52:40 PM
Dick Rider
Will KITT now come equipped with... by solarangel	Nov 21st, 2007 07:24:01 PM
...an Ignition Interlock breathalyzer? KITT can drive himself and all, but they can't tell the cops that if he's pulled over. S'posed to be secret, y'know. This thing would be a riot if they have Michael Knight ride shotgun with his boy, but for the whole movie he's either heaving out the window or passed out drunk. In one scene, he can try to instruct the car to fire the turbo boost, but he slurs his speech so badly that the voice recognition system eventually just gives up, ending with him projectile vomiting all over the dashboard Team America-style. Another scene could involve the son videotaping his father in their hotel room, imploring him to kick the bottle as he rambles incoherently and tries futilely to eat a futuristic cheeseburger. It should feature cameos by Gary Coleman, Michael J. Fox, Mr. T, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Landers sisters. Hulk Hogan could play the bad guy riding in a tricked-out Escalade driven by his equally-evil street-racing son. Comedy gold, I tell ya! badgrrls.com
last by ironic_name	Nov 22nd, 2007 04:36:02 AM

FAIL. by duchuvney_post_x	Nov 22nd, 2007 07:27:00 PM

HOFF BETTER NOT BE DRIVING DRUNK! by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE	Nov 22nd, 2007 08:12:27 PM
Then again...if KITT's doing the driving, who gives a fuck? He could install a goddam bar in the backseat...
The Knight 2000 is a talking Segway invented by Dean Kamen by Darth_Inedible	Nov 22nd, 2007 10:54:14 PM
It will revolutionize the way we think about 80s cheese TV in a very fundamental way.
Vergewaltigung mich mit Ihrem göttlich Männlichkeit hoff! by dr.bulber	Nov 23rd, 2007 01:45:00 AM
Bitte!
Actually sounds like this could fly... by Yeti	Nov 23rd, 2007 08:37:10 AM
Although with "twists" being all the rage these days you just know that daddy will have gone evil/rogue and isn't really missing.
"Mike, we're not on autopilot and you're intoxicated. Stop with by thegreatwhatzit	Nov 23rd, 2007 03:17:40 PM
KITT plunges off cliff, turning into an inferno upon impact into an abyss. The car, Michael and his passengers--three orphans on Christmas respite and four topless Vegas dancers--are instantly incinerated. A message from MADD.
"Hurry Knight Boat, down that fiord!!!" by Billyeveryteen	Nov 24th, 2007 11:20:00 PM
"Stop shouting Michael, I'm all around you."
Was hoping for a Heather Thomas retro-re-intro but... by Kirbymanly	Nov 25th, 2007 03:59:48 AM
saw a recent picture of her on Google and suddenly all of my pre-teen fantasies went to hell. She looks worse than Michael Jackson. How could something so hot become so scary?
if KITT doesnt fight CARR then this will suck by BMacSmith	Nov 25th, 2007 03:59:18 PM
thats all i want to see.
or was it KARR? by BMacSmith	Nov 25th, 2007 04:00:25 PM
fghfgh
William Daniels... by gamergirl15	Nov 25th, 2007 07:59:51 PM
is awesome. Here's hoping that NBC doesn't really screw this up by not casting him- and I, too, want to see the return of KARR.
The original was stupid by batzilla	Nov 26th, 2007 08:46:26 AM
so why are they resurrecting it? Jebus Chreest. And David Hasselhoff is such a pathetic actor/human being. What gives? Anyways, I'm off to rub weenies.

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