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Motion sickness...
by -guyinthebackrow
Nov 19th, 2007
01:47:30 PM
Is not my friend.
sweet
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
01:48:28 PM
mmmm sound design is going to be amazing
2nd
by turbonerd
Nov 19th, 2007
01:48:43 PM
who cares - someone screengrab the monster - i dont see it!
Meh
by lantern48
Nov 19th, 2007
01:49:54 PM
they're hiding all the details because it's not going to be that good. This is how they're gonna get people to pay to see mediocrity.
ahhhhh shucks
by StrokerX
Nov 19th, 2007
01:49:54 PM
missed it...but i saw the trailer in front of Beowulf...seemed pretty intense. Though I was stoned out of my mind...so that may have helped. The shadow of the little monster reminded me of that turtle monster from Godzilla.
dramamine
by fxmulder35
Nov 19th, 2007
01:50:10 PM
Back to Blair Witch territory. Movie looks super-cool. But I wonder if the whole movie is gonna be like that. With the herky-jerky thing going on. If so...wonder if they'll provide barf-bags at the door...cause 2 hrs of that is just gonna be AW-FULL!
I'm glad he stuck with that name for the title
by Sith Witch
Nov 19th, 2007
01:50:17 PM
It has a nice ring to it; especially given that it's ironic in light of the disaster that thematically counters it.
Too much hype
by Mr.King_Maximus
Nov 19th, 2007
01:52:53 PM
Good thing this is coming out in January. I'd hate to wait until the summer for the disappointment this movie will bring.
Nice....
by modlight
Nov 19th, 2007
01:53:07 PM
Looks like it not only destroys cities, but makes women fat real quickly. Maybe the title should be Starbucks.
the lion
by lantern48
Nov 19th, 2007
01:53:53 PM
I can't wait to see the lion!!! You conspiracy gus DIS see the lion in this trailer, right?
I'm willing to lay down money...
by DorkmanScott
Nov 19th, 2007
01:57:04 PM
That even in the film, we're never going to clearly see the monster or find out what it is. Part of the choice to do it from the point of view of "some random kids who happen to have a camera on" is the choice, presumably, that they're NOT going to be in the right place at the right time to get all the information they want or need. They're just going to be trying to survive. Personally I like the idea, I've been hoping to see a movie like this since Blair Witch.
I'll wait till your father gets, wait till your father gets
by THE KNIGHT
Nov 19th, 2007
01:57:04 PM
wait till your father gets hooooome....

oh wait... I'll wait till I get my headphones...

Was that one girl...
by -guyinthebackrow
Nov 19th, 2007
01:57:13 PM
exploding? Maybe she had the same noodles that John Hurt had.
i dont get it
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
01:57:21 PM
really though...it does look pretty jerky, but NOWHERE near as disorienting as Blair Witch. and im sure that its not going to be shaky cam the whole time. there will be scenes where the characters are not running away, but are reacting to the attack (which seems to look like the whole point of the film, "I don't care what's out there, shes going to die.")
Didn't WE create the hype?
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
01:58:37 PM
As far as I know, they simply released a trailer and some related web sites.

We freaked/geeked out and talked about it way too much.

I really can't blame the marketing too much on this.

as said: 1:29 . Giant Turtle = TMNT 2?
by Romoehlio
Nov 19th, 2007
01:58:46 PM
plus: 1:12 - Alien Redux
this is The Blair Witch Godzilla
by Cedar_Room
Nov 19th, 2007
01:59:16 PM
why all the hype on this site? This doesn't look anything extraordinary, and I really couldn't care less what the title is. And the way dates are written is Day-Month-Year.
my qwicktime is bwoken
by BigTexas42
Nov 19th, 2007
01:59:26 PM
are there stills anywhere?
I hope its good...
by lovecraftian
Nov 19th, 2007
02:00:37 PM
There seems to be a lot of this going around now... Mulberry Street, The Mist and now this... I just hope it proves to be worth the wait. If it's not... well I'll pay for it anyway. Hell, has to be better than Crazy Eights... Blech!
I SUPPORT THE SHAKY CAM CTHULHU ON THIS ONE !
by Pound Sand
Nov 19th, 2007
02:04:57 PM
MNG, where you at? Come on and get in here 'cause I feel like dancing!
Cedar Room re: Dates
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Nov 19th, 2007
02:06:05 PM
I know much of the world goes Day-Month-Year, but in the US, as far back as I can remember, it has always been Month-Day-Year. And seeing how how this is a US movie, and the advertisement is for its US release, yes, they go Month-Day-Year.
Who cares, Mr. Whipple just died.
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Nov 19th, 2007
02:06:50 PM
Watch Charmin sales go up this week.
Blair Witch Godzilla, exactly
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Nov 19th, 2007
02:07:47 PM
well put. I also think we'll never see the creature clearly, which is just a cop out for keeping the budget down, because WHY would the kids stand around pointing a camera at military people firing and not at the thing they are firing AT?!?
And people gonna watch this? WOTW was 100 times better
by Proman1984
Nov 19th, 2007
02:07:48 PM
And without the stupid shaky cam. Eat it!
SkeletonParty, way to blow our minds.
by modlight
Nov 19th, 2007
02:09:00 PM
what are you trying to say, that this site and our excitement exists in a vacuum? That we hype things among ourselves to a point that we can't possbibly be pleased with the outcome and that pretty much the rest of the world just goes with whatever movie they can get tix for at the multiplex?
I don't think the whole thing is in shaky cam
by TruPhan
Nov 19th, 2007
02:10:04 PM
Some of it in the trailer looked steadycam to me
i think
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
02:10:46 PM
that part of the hype is the talent behind this film. it was made very cheaply (has been said by one of the actresses) so its all going to be camera work, sound design, and acting. i don't know, personally, im more excited about this than some dick shit getting way too much money to show some giant robots wrecking stuff, but still not actually show the work the animators did. This looks to be a project that a lot of people worked hard on and are very proud of. Not just some arrogant blockbuster in it for the money. you can't say that about a lot of american films (at least within the studio system) today. and then we can't say the marketing didn't work...even if people hate it, theyre still talking about it and spreading the word. Because no one knows ANYTHING, and everyone thinks thinks they know EVERYTHING.
Blair Witch Meets Tri star Godzilla
by Le Phantom
Nov 19th, 2007
02:15:13 PM
Blair Witch POV shakey cam...Meets Tri star Godzilla...with a little of the Korean flick thrown in. And we'll get the sheep to all line up to see it with a Euro-tech yuppie idiot mystery ad campaign!!! I hope that I am wrong but it smells like the hype will outweigh the product.
You can't tell me that monster ain't Cthulhu...
by Abin Sur
Nov 19th, 2007
02:16:39 PM
That big sonofabitch that walked behind the building? That is SO very much Cthulhu.
IS IT GAMERA?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2007
02:17:05 PM
WTF my Quicktime is broken too. Damn you Steve JObs
yeah
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
02:17:17 PM
its a lion. and we've never EVER heard that.
CTHULHU
by GCH888
Nov 19th, 2007
02:18:05 PM
It would be unbelievably cool if these creatures are in fact the Great Old Ones and the movie is a modern retelling of the Cthulhu mythos. However I doubt it very much as I suspect the average popcorn munching cinema goer won't know anything about the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
It"s written by Drew Goddard
by ianrewel
Nov 19th, 2007
02:18:52 PM
COUNT ME IN!
It's actually Bowser.
by Pops Freshemeyer
Nov 19th, 2007
02:19:48 PM
This is a prequel to the new Super Mario Bros. movie.
unless the monster is made of smoke or fire
by Datascream
Nov 19th, 2007
02:19:59 PM
it wasn't in the trailer from what I could tell. I saw a lot of explosions (cool), a silhouette of some chick getting inflated (sad, but cool) and lots of running around. I think people are just seeing monsters. However it looks like a fun flick. Honestly I hope they never show the monster in the movie at all. Else people will get the Godzilla feeling...if ya know what I mean.
King Kong Escapes Michael Bay
by Le Phantom
Nov 19th, 2007
02:20:27 PM
why not just give the bayster 150 million and let him do a remake of "King Kong Escapes"! 2 big cgi monkeys flipping each other into buildings might be moderately amusin! Then we will let Tarantino do a 3 hour version of "War Of The Gargantuas", where the monsters do wire -fu and sit around talkin' sh*t!!!
Grumpy Grumpies!
by HyphenatedWords
Nov 19th, 2007
02:22:07 PM
My goodness. I really think Harry should change the name from Talkback to Bitchback. Better yet, at the bottom of each article have two buttons. On the left, Talk, on the right, Bitch, then list them in two columns like pros and cons. Because honestly, people, this looks fantastic. Most people couldn't wet dream a concept as well as Abrahms can.
It's Voltron! I'm writing a book about dwarf-giants!
by Laserhead
Nov 19th, 2007
02:22:23 PM
R.I.P. MRX67 I already miss the insanity, kiddo.
I like Bowser Idea
by claudiomonster
Nov 19th, 2007
02:24:40 PM
Think of the possibilities ...
Oh and by the way its
by emeraldboy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:24:46 PM
monsters. This film has more than one. and what the hell was going on in the scene with those er, whatever they are dressed in blue and that woman. I think it looks epic looking. Remember the trailer is 2 mins 6 secs.
Looks like a great story that
by veritasses
Nov 19th, 2007
02:25:36 PM
might be ruined with vomit inducing shaky cam. I hope that's not the case. Directors really need to keep that stuff to a minimum. Damn hard to tell what's going on while everything's jerking around too.
modlight, I find it odd to complain about the hype.
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
02:25:52 PM
It seems to me complaining about the hype assigns unspoken blame on the marketing when, in this case, the blame seems unwarranted as the marketing doesn't seem unusual.

And, Cedar Room, there is no eighteenth month. The date is month-day-year.

Movie looks great to me. Sure, there will be shaky-cam home movie stuff. But some of the surviving film should be from News agencies and professionals so we should get some smooth coverage, too.

chick was definitely exploding
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2007
02:27:15 PM
If you go frame by frame she swells right up. Can't wait to see it, hope it comes to the Arclight so I can reserve a seat because I don't even want to risk sitting in the front row for this one. I'll get a headahce.
Datascream:
by Barry Egan
Nov 19th, 2007
02:28:22 PM
This is JJ so there is a good chance the monster is made of smoke.
arclight
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
02:28:28 PM
this would be incredible at arclight
CUE MR. NICE GAIUS...did someone say 'CHTHULU'?
by Pennsy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:29:18 PM
Skeleton, I agree
by modlight
Nov 19th, 2007
02:29:58 PM
With Viral Marketing, the hype is directly proportionate to the people's response to it. And if people are sick of it already they probably shouldn't have gone out to buy posters for a movie they haven't seen yet. I think it looks great, and I think the rest of America (who has more time on their hands) loved the teaser, and will probably love this too and flock to this movie.
Monster Concept Art
by iceman88
Nov 19th, 2007
02:30:00 PM
I've seen this a couple different times and have no idea if its real or not but its worth a look. http://i34.photobucket.com/alb ums/d143/ORCA_DA_BOMA/cloverfi eld-monster-picture.jpg
DID SOMEBODY SAY CTHULHU?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 19th, 2007
02:30:51 PM
Awww yeah! Excuse me while I que up one of my block rockin' beats!

C, c, c, c
T, t, t, t
H, h, h, h
U, u, u, u
L, l, l, l
H, h, h, h
U, u, u, u

CTHULHU!!!

We can dance like Cthulhu
We can answer to his call
Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head
down the road like a soccer ball

Say, we can dance like Cthulhu
Live it up while the livin's good
Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin'
and there goes the neighborhood

Say, we can dance, we can dance
Great Old Ones are in control
We can dance, we can dance
Hear them callin' the call
We can dance, we can dance
Terror makes you go in a trance
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts

The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
YEAH!

It's the CTHULHU DANCE!!!

drewlicious & The Arclight...
by -guyinthebackrow
Nov 19th, 2007
02:32:10 PM
I hate standing in lines too, but I what I hate more is The Arclight. I know what fucking movie I'm about to see! You don't have to fucking introduce yourself and then the goddamn movie!
Clap Clap Clap
by chrth
Nov 19th, 2007
02:32:44 PM
I definitely support Mr Nice Gaius on this one.
I liked it
by imageburn13
Nov 19th, 2007
02:33:20 PM
feels real lost-ish. I think they even borrowed smokeys sound effect.
No Wonder the Military is Losing To a Parade Balloon
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 19th, 2007
02:33:29 PM
All the good shit is getting sandblasted in Iraq.
Good thing talkbackers opinions don't matter
by MattmanReturns
Nov 19th, 2007
02:36:18 PM
Otherwise Snakes on a Plane would've been the biggest movie of last year. I just don't understand it... Abrams releases an obscure shakycam trailer for a monster movie and you guys go nuts. The world of movies would be a very sad place if you guys had any control.
Did the Statue of Liberty Head get bigger?
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
02:38:36 PM
Looks like the SOL Head is bigger now. Am I wrong?

Also, when they are in the convenience store (00.01.20) off-camera guys says, "Rob, Rob, I saw it. Rob, Rob, it's a lion!" and then the glass explodes just like when a lion hits glass.

But seriously, did anyone notice the statue head is bigger?

Thank you as always, MNG...
by Abin Sur
Nov 19th, 2007
02:38:41 PM
That was a rousing rendition. You know, if it IS Cthulhu, it would really be a win-win...the average moviegoer won't care as long as they get a kick-ass monster movie, and at the same time J.J. would CEMENT his geek cred with those that know all about the big guy.
already happened
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
02:38:54 PM
the world of movies is already turning into a sad place brother. if beowulf's success turns film into that kind of garbage, there will be many tortured souls turning in their graves. this film on the other hand is exactly what it looks like. a cult film for people who love giant monster movies.
Finally, we can see downtown New York destroyed again
by Thick McRunFast
Nov 19th, 2007
02:40:53 PM
Thank you, J.J. Abrams...thank you. (Just kidding, you suck. Thanks in advance for completely killing off Star Trek, too. Did I mention you suck?)

by Omar B
Nov 19th, 2007
02:42:23 PM
Watched it twice and didnt see anything.
Jesus, what a bunch of pussies . . .
by Nice Marmot
Nov 19th, 2007
02:44:59 PM
. . . the shaky cam made me fwow up. Waaaaaahhhhh . . .
MattmanReturns...
by Abin Sur
Nov 19th, 2007
02:45:11 PM
Good thing your opinion doesn't matter...dude, you should really be careful when posing a circular argument. Microsoft Excel will nail you on it EVERY TIME.
thanks MNG as always good shit
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:47:21 PM
here's a still boys and girls http://www.flickr.com/photos/f engschwing/2048237092/
i didn't take the still shot
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:47:49 PM
but I did find it
Wow, that actually looks horrible.
by SamLowry27
Nov 19th, 2007
02:47:53 PM
The acting looks completely horrid. Which is what 90% of this will be, a bunch of crappy 20-something actors trying to prove their worth. You can just sense what this movie will be like from that trailer. I will be on the edge of my seat though... because I will be running back and forth to the toilet to puke my brains out due to the motion sickness.
after the fact
by Salacious_Crumb
Nov 19th, 2007
02:49:40 PM
From the preamble (the area formerly known as Central Park?) and the digi-scramble of the soldier's face, I am going to guess that this movie is told both in the context of what happened on 01/18/08 and then the human response to it. Like how Bay's (godawful)Pearl Harbor is both the day that lived in infamy and the derring do that followed. Since we keep hearing that the whole thing wont be Blair Witch-y handheld--though the trailers dont show this. That could explain why the name of the site, and why the pics it shows is 01/18/08. That way you get the huge distruction and disaster, AND you get the monster's comeuppance!If NY and other places have laid in ruin for YEARS after this initial attack, then there is no sympathy for Cthulhu (or whatever) when they destroy him in the final act. And that would pack them into the theatres because people (especially the red states) would equate it with 9/11--and people with a direct connection to 9/11 could watch because it isnt 9/11. If that isnt the movie that they have made then they should go back to the drawing board with some smart writers...what? Writers are on strike? Well good luck to us all.
Thanks Kloipy...
by Abin Sur
Nov 19th, 2007
02:50:13 PM
Cthulhu in all his glory!
Cthulhu is my homie
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:51:35 PM
we went to the Miskatonic University together. GO WHITEFISH!
CTHULHU DANCE Fans...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 19th, 2007
02:51:44 PM
I hope to be 'queing up (aka cooking up) a B-side once CLOVERFIELD's ad blitz really kicks in.

The MNG Counter-viral Marketing Campaign will be in full effect!

MNG: Make us a promise
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:53:00 PM
You gotta go see the movie and when we first glimpse our tentacled friend, you gotta get up and rock that fucking song for the world to see

by Salacious_Crumb
Nov 19th, 2007
02:53:43 PM
additionally the shaky cam made me almost as nauseous as "2 girls 1 cup"
So Basically this is RAMPAGE! the Movie
by DOGSOUP
Nov 19th, 2007
02:53:49 PM
I get to be the lizard guy! Somebody else can be the wolfman.
MNG - GOOD STUFF
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2007
02:54:07 PM
You should record it and post on YouTube before some dipshit steals it and does it first.
Godzilla meets Blair Witch meets WOTW
by crackerfarmboy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:54:29 PM
Hopefully the "tiny monster" thing isn't true.
MNG and ALL Cthulhu fans
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:54:46 PM
You NEED to check out the canadian band "The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets" They've been making H.P. hard rock for years.
Damnit. It isn't Cthulu at all...
by PurityOfEssence
Nov 19th, 2007
02:55:38 PM
It's the ghost of Marlon Brando, back from the grave to punish the current state of film for its sins.
what it is
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
02:55:47 PM
a giant fucking mutated WHALE.
That's a Band Name?
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 19th, 2007
02:55:56 PM
Makes Strawberry Alarm Clock seem subdued by comparison.
check them out here
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:55:59 PM
http://www.thickets.net/
seriously
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
02:56:02 PM
IT'S THE SMOG MONSTER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2007
02:58:07 PM
Appropriate since the planet is melting from pollution.
It's a whale
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
02:58:45 PM
A giant mutated fucking whale. I am not going to say this again.
what is it MC-909?
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
02:59:23 PM
MAN IN SUIT
by The Edges Hat
Nov 19th, 2007
02:59:45 PM
...who's covered in dots which are captured by a computer and recreate him as an authentic Japanese rubber Godzilla Man In Suit
I was right. The Statue of Liberty head is way better now.
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
02:59:46 PM
I've got still frames of the teaser SOL and the trailer SOL and it is a totally different CG model at a different scale. Much much better.
A whale.
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:00:05 PM
A giant mutated fucking whale...that can walk.
Has anybody
by mastes360
Nov 19th, 2007
03:00:17 PM
Ever got a link that someone has posted on the talkback to work?.
I thought you weren't going to say it again!
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:01:15 PM
YOU LIED TO US ALL
A whale with parasites
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:01:38 PM
...like barnacles...only they're giant mutated undersea fucking crustaceans. That can walk.
motion-sickness?
by mrjoker
Nov 19th, 2007
03:01:49 PM
please. "Blair Witch Style" handheld camera technique doesn't give anyone motion sickness. Your only being negative because it's something different than you're used to.
IT'S A LION!
by Pennsy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:01:53 PM
OK, it's not. ;)
MC-909, is THIS what you're talking about?
by Abin Sur
Nov 19th, 2007
03:01:59 PM
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appen dix/gigantos.htm
delete the spaces my friend
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:02:23 PM
sorry Kloipy
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:02:27 PM
I just wanted to be sure we're all clear on this: it is a giant mutated fucking whale that can walk.
those aren't little creatures...
by Preacher2
Nov 19th, 2007
03:03:19 PM
I watched that scene about 20 times and have come to the conclusion they are men in puffy hazard suits with misleading sound effects laid over the scene. Look at the shadows, they have hands, they are not attacking the girl they are trying to take her away. Watch the scene carefully, if they were monsters attacking a girl behind a thin sheet of plastic, would that guy being sitting there so calmly in the foreground? What is interseting about that scene is the shadow of the girl Watch it frame by frame, towards the end of that sequence, and this could just be a visual trick brought on by the plastic, but she seems to start expanding, swelling up, it looks weird. Anyway, just want to say that unless that scene is an outtake from TMNT: The Secret of the Ooze, those are merely guys in bio-hazard suits trying to subdue a woman who may or may not be having some sort of reaction to something that is causing her to possibly swell up...
that's ok man, just busting your balls
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:04:05 PM
it's actually Leprechaun 7
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:05:03 PM
Honey I blew up the Leprechaun
CTHULHU...
by GaiusBaltarsMojo
Nov 19th, 2007
03:06:54 PM
...will be handing you your ass come 1-18-08! I for one am confident! Who's with me! Anyone...?
Wait, a Whale? Then that means it's
by chrth
Nov 19th, 2007
03:07:34 PM
Leviathan.

Job 3:7 May that night be barren; may no shout of joy be heard in it.

8 May those who curse the sea curse that day, those who are ready to rouse Leviathan.

9 May its morning stars become dark; may it wait for daylight in vain and not see the first rays of dawn,

10 for it did not shut the doors of the womb on me to hide trouble from my eyes.

its like a spikey turtle
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Nov 19th, 2007
03:08:43 PM
unghhhh very gay ....
ew
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
03:10:19 PM
no religious mythos involved in this one.
Save the Whales
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:11:25 PM
...or the Whales will kill us. A green movie where mother nature fights back. Yay. Seriously though. It's a whale. With killer barnacles.

Remember the Slusho site, "undersea ingredients"? Remember JJ Abrams saying the monster would be "uniquely American"? Remember the inclusion of several "little monsters"...all I'm saying is that barnacles and parasites grow off whales...and whales live underwater...and they do live predominantly in American waters...so...

After JeanLuc Dickhard's comment...
by GaiusBaltarsMojo
Nov 19th, 2007
03:12:04 PM
...should I have written 'HANDLING your ass come 1-18-08?'
"do live predominantly in American waters"
by chrth
Nov 19th, 2007
03:12:21 PM
Of course. SINCE AMERICA OWNS THE SEAS!!!!
How many times can the Statue of Liberty get blowed up?
by BMacSmith
Nov 19th, 2007
03:12:31 PM
move on. shit. there are plenty of other things to blow up real good.
chrth
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:13:34 PM
All of em', baby!
I think the monster is a giant John Farnham
by Riley Martin
Nov 19th, 2007
03:13:39 PM
And his battle roar will be "You're the voice, try and understand it!" and will be wiping out tanks with bagpipes.
THAT's WHAT THAT IS!
by SimpleSandwiches
Nov 19th, 2007
03:16:20 PM
Thanks Zom-Bot...I could never interpret exactly what the AICN background was.
This is shlock
by Epictetus
Nov 19th, 2007
03:17:55 PM
It's so ironic that this Robert Hawkins dude was just radically celebrating his big birthday party when suddenly everything CHANGED man!

I guess he was drinking because he sounded something like this, "Approsimably thevin hoursth ago..."

That kid makes Micah from Heroes look like Laurence Olivier.

Between Half Way and Three Quarters IN
by A G
Nov 19th, 2007
03:19:08 PM
There be the monster. Just after the shop windows explode in and the army start shooting up. And yes, it looks like Cthulu.
lol
by mastes360
Nov 19th, 2007
03:19:33 PM
I was just freeze framing and the monster looks like a giant 'Alien' off the Alien films.
Why the Statue of Liberty gets blown up
by chrth
Nov 19th, 2007
03:21:30 PM
Because the French built it, and if the Maginot Line proved anything it proved that the French are lousy engineers.

Just kidding. Sheesh, I'm coming off like some Right Wing Christian Nut in this talkback. Imminent CTHULHU arrival always makes me this way.

skywalkerfamily...
by Cameron1
Nov 19th, 2007
03:22:58 PM
Davey Jones' design borrows heavily from Cthulu so by saying it looks like Dave Jones you kinda support the Cthulu idea, but I just wanted you to know that it's not POTC Abrams is potentially ripping off, it's Lovecraft.
It's a whale.
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:24:29 PM
Free Willy 4: Payback's A Bitch
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:25:01 PM
And the Biohazrd suit guys...
by Cameron1
Nov 19th, 2007
03:26:33 PM
are just that, as that section starts there's a few frames where you can clearly see the light shining through the transparent mask of the suit. But check out what happens to the woman, she seems to inflate like a balloon.
For anyone interested
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
03:27:42 PM
I screen captured the same frame of the Statue of Liberty head from the teaser and the trailer and posted them at http://tinyurl.com/24n4bp

Interestingly, the CG model head switches in the middle of the whip-pan to the landing. The head that hits the building and smashes the PT Cruiser is the same from the teaser. Then it switches models on the whip. Kinda cool.

how can people hate on this?
by StrikeAnywhere
Nov 19th, 2007
03:27:48 PM
I can see people not being super excited about it but how can anyone say this movie will suck based off of what we've seen? At the very least it looks like a fun monster movie
It's Kathy Bates! It's Huge!
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:28:17 PM
I knew it all along. Feed the Bates people!
The creature is loosely based on...
by Epictetus
Nov 19th, 2007
03:31:49 PM
Those creepy Mighty Morphin Power Rangers villians who wear foam suits, jump up and down while talking, point in random directions while laughing, and adjust their headpieces in the middle of the scene so they can see where they are going.
CTHULHU
by GreyGeek
Nov 19th, 2007
03:31:56 PM
OR a giant rip-off of the same. Either way, I guess he has my money. I am a sucker for a giant, rampaging monster.
For Fucks Sake!
by ShogunMaster
Nov 19th, 2007
03:32:06 PM
.. IT'S ROSIE O'DONNELL!
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR RRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
by SpyGuy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:33:49 PM
Sorry, all that shaky-cam made me hurl. Good thing I'm not paying $8.50 for this.
IT'S ONE OF HARRY'S TURDS!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 19th, 2007
03:34:09 PM
Sorry Harry but it's true.
Tinyurl seems to be having a problem
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
03:35:11 PM
so I'll post the not tiny url:
http://img128.imageshack.u s/my.php?image=solheadcompareb s6.jpg
By the way...
by GreyGeek
Nov 19th, 2007
03:36:51 PM
1. They would be Deep Ones, not Old Ones. 2. Yes, the Liberty head is bigger and better rendered. 3. I have discovered through arcane study that Cthulhu is, in fact, a lion.
here's the monster for those who didn't see it before
by Kloipy
Nov 19th, 2007
03:37:05 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/f engschwing/2048237092/
No no no! Leviathan was a huge 8-sided die...
by Darth Macchio
Nov 19th, 2007
03:39:10 PM
Didn't you see Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (Satanic Boogaloo)? When they finally got through the labyrinth they came upon Leviathan who was this giant 8-sided die (presumeably from a giant set of evil dice)...who rotated kinda slow and had a darkness coming out of him instead of light (think an evil floating lighthouse with darkness for light and.well...floating...and spinning.)
Shia Lebouf us a whale.
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:39:27 PM
Shia Lebouf IS a whale. Damnit.
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:39:46 PM
Abin Sur, I never said my opinion mattered
by MattmanReturns
Nov 19th, 2007
03:40:16 PM
My point holds up to scrutiny, none the less. Talkbackers made a huge deal about Snakes on a Plane... it bombed. Now everyone is excited over a few glimpses of footage, lapping at Abram's heels. Enjoy your Godzilla ripoff and exploding Statue of Liberty head.
Who needs Shia?
by Epictetus
Nov 19th, 2007
03:40:53 PM
When you have marble mouthed Robert Hawkins? "APPROSIMABLY!"
Cthulhu fucked a moron???
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
03:41:39 PM
Holy crap!
Pass
by DrTobiasFunke
Nov 19th, 2007
03:42:23 PM
Nothing worse than bad actors and shaky cams.
Apropos Crystal...
by AllieJamison
Nov 19th, 2007
03:43:24 PM
what's up with the teaser for that movie? I mean...the one with the Crystal Skull...
"uniquely American" whale does make sense
by Laserhead
Nov 19th, 2007
03:45:22 PM
When it comes to whales, who's the iconic whale everyone knows? What's arguably the greatest American novel ever written, recognized the world over as a masterpiece? Moby-Dick. I'm just saying, Moby Dick is American, uniquely so, so a big walking whale could be uniquely American. I have no idea if it'd make a good monster, though.
Fuck all the naysayers...
by DuncanHines
Nov 19th, 2007
03:45:32 PM
This movie looks awesome.
Kurzinski Valentine
by GreyGeek
Nov 19th, 2007
03:48:26 PM
Please switch to decaf.
the monster
by ballsxcrew
Nov 19th, 2007
03:49:15 PM
hahaha he does look like a giant version of alien. http://tinyurl.com/2h8egc
Looks alright
by MontyPigeon
Nov 19th, 2007
03:52:25 PM
It all depends on the monster because the actors can't act.
Yeah Kurzinski
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
03:52:28 PM
I do think though that a whale would be a new and original monster.

Also, it's a whale. Or a dolphin. Or a whale with dolphins in its mouth.

yeah, this isn't from the movie
by Laserhead
Nov 19th, 2007
03:52:40 PM
but it's a damn fine monster design: http://dougbot.com/forum/slush o.jpg I'd be happy if it ended up looking that cool.
maybe?
by DigitalBeachWar
Nov 19th, 2007
04:00:29 PM
...it's a giant Wal-Mart monster set out to destroy America's economy?!
Reminds me of "Signs" - and that's a GOOD thing!
by LeonTheCleaner
Nov 19th, 2007
04:00:40 PM
Like this big Hollywood-epic action sci-fi movie, but seen through the eyes of how any regular Joe would experience it. No jet-pilot President in this one.
No one lives that sees the monster!
by football
Nov 19th, 2007
04:00:55 PM
That'll be the ending. Each person that picks up the camera and films a bit more ends up dead until another wannabe Peter Greengrass stumbles upon the camera and continues the filming. Even when they think they've escaped in the helicopter they end up crashing. The film must of been retreaved from the crashed helicopter is my guess... and we only ever get to glimpse the monster throughout fragmented snapshots the entire time. I bet ya
All I know is it walked up on American soil..
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
04:03:04 PM
now it is going to get free health care and a driver's license with MY tax dollars.

It will probably be in my son's class and have special needs.

Don't understand the dislike
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 19th, 2007
04:04:00 PM
This looks pretty slick to me... As long as they don't do an over the top "Danny Boyle" style 3rd act with some rediculous reveal, it'll be cool. At least we'll have some fun at the movies in January..
as long
by El Borak
Nov 19th, 2007
04:05:48 PM
as long as it's big and scary and fucks shit up i'm interested.
good
by AllieJamison
Nov 19th, 2007
04:07:24 PM
After all the non-news hysteria for Cloverfield this trailer resurrected and refreshed my excitement. This is not going to be a marketing campagin but an actual movie. Can't wait to finally see all the shaky cam extravaganza.
Uh, that fat woman exploding
by WickedMonster
Nov 19th, 2007
04:07:45 PM
reminded me of Slither. Now that was cool...and disgusting.
Maybe it ties in with...
by The Edges Hat
Nov 19th, 2007
04:07:49 PM
the new X-Files movie! Only Mulder and Scully could find out what it is...well Mulder will and it'll run away just as Scully gets there. with a torch.
It better not be a freaking huge whale, whales don't make good g
by pelos_locos
Nov 19th, 2007
04:12:31 PM
First of all, whales are mammals. The only good giant monster mammal is King Kong. Giant fucking monsters should all be reptilian or marine non-mammal. Also, the most American monsters ever are taxes and giant turkeys, since turkeys were at some point considered to be the national bird. Besides giant monster turkeys make excellent hungry man tv dinners. In conclusion, the monster is an aquatic turkey, not a freaking whale.
Imagine the Cries of the Nerds
by TheNorthlander
Nov 19th, 2007
04:12:36 PM
If they'd kept 1-18-08 as the title, and in three years when the remake comes out everybody would be yelling 11808INO!
I wonder if that girl pops like the boxer in the Comebacks
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
04:12:54 PM
That would be cool.
Gamera is back
by Purgatori
Nov 19th, 2007
04:19:04 PM
and he's fucking pissed. Cloverfield! The revenge of Gamera.
Please don't compare this movie to GINO
by Raymar
Nov 19th, 2007
04:19:36 PM
Looks more like the original Godzilla or Godzilla 1985 (ie the monster actually destroys things)
Here she is before she blows up.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 19th, 2007
04:23:59 PM
This is the woman between the two guys in the biohazard suits behind the tarp. Mind the spaces.

http://www.saveangel.org/fo rum/index .php?showtopic=8723

Does the average audience need to know anything about Lovecraft?
by Jor-El23
Nov 19th, 2007
04:25:40 PM
The fact that they're not marketing it as Lovecraft makes me think it is Lovecraft. I don't know much about his work other than what I've read in summaries but on a basic level it sounds fantastic and perfect for a big screen treatment. if you come out and say it's Lovecraft people will have no idea what it is and will be turned off by it. But if you just get them in the theater on the mystery and the trailers they won't care what it is, they'll just be entertained.
here's the thing. . .
by La.Cucaracha
Nov 19th, 2007
04:26:17 PM
This monster is going to start at New York, continuing on to the rest of the world but missing on thing. Will Smith. He then hides out in a destroyed NYC with his faithul dog Cthuthu and waits.
Has no else one noticed the 'magic eye' frames at 0.55 and 1.09?
by Jakabok
Nov 19th, 2007
04:30:07 PM
Freeze frame the 'white noise' in quicktime. They're 'magic eye' pictures! I can make out a cartoony whale tail in one and someone's head in another. Was always crap at these :(
Teaser is much better tan the trailer...
by Underdogthe3rd
Nov 19th, 2007
04:34:09 PM
Oh, well.
Here's more pics. May be spoilery. I don't know.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 19th, 2007
04:37:46 PM
http://tinyurl.com/ysy3kg

Looks like she got infected by the creature.

Sorry, the link is on the left side.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 19th, 2007
04:44:43 PM
"pictures" down on the left.
Who's behind the curtain
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
04:45:44 PM
If I were a betting man, I would say that it is Lizzy Caplan who is behind the curtain being pulled by the 2 guys in containment suits. There is a spoiler pic of this before she is behind the curtain where there are two men in blue containment suits pulling her away. Its the pic of her with blood coming out of her eyes.
I Support the Mutated Whale on This One
by DOGSOUP
Nov 19th, 2007
04:46:16 PM
But his barnacles can kiss my fucking ass.
Slushozoom.com updated last week
by techspec
Nov 19th, 2007
04:48:06 PM
Seems the pictures had the title all along.
If they are stereograms, I can't get them to work.
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
04:50:59 PM
Anyone have any success with this?
fake shake cam
by BCfreeB
Nov 19th, 2007
04:55:31 PM
Looks like they took hollywood models/actors, meticulously lit scenes, shot handheld with better-than-warranted HD cameras that they "floated around" to make it feel somewhat amateurish (while still making sure to compose a shot as desired), and reacted in a scooby-doo big eyes way. Oh wait....they did.
A Giant Davey Jones?!!??
by RenoNevada2000
Nov 19th, 2007
04:56:57 PM
Does he sing "Daydream Believer" before he crushes New York?
from slusho.jp
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
04:57:06 PM
Under "History":

"Noriko Yoshida dedicated her life to refreshment. Her classmates called her the Smallest Whale because she would drink endless amounts of beverage at every meal"

inflated?
by BigTexas42
Nov 19th, 2007
04:58:09 PM
OK, so i haven't watched the clip yet, but from what im reading, some chick "inflates" "blows up" or something, and then "pops" or "explodes"? am i reading this right? is it like "dig-dug"? theres some little guy in a spacesuit with a bicycle pump inflating everyone in new york (a commentary on the epidemic of obeisity, perhaps) until they die? this is a strange movie.
PalsyCam
by aboriginal
Nov 19th, 2007
04:58:37 PM
Greengrass perfected the art of the big screen action barf cinema. On TV your eyes can keep good track of the imagery, but on a 30 foot screen its like getting whacked around for 90 minutes and then try to stand up. The snack counter better offer up dramamine and cue the iguana.
also...
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
05:01:06 PM
"...everyone who drinks a slusho...becomes a small whale like Nariko".

Just saying.

"Surprise!" in the Begining
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:08:47 PM
Has any one else noticed that the actor in the door with Rob in the begining of the trailer is not the same actor who was there in the begining of the teaser - Looks like they may have done some significant reshoots on this already.
With JJ behind this film, I thought the "Monster" would be
by finky089
Nov 19th, 2007
05:09:37 PM
Felicity finally rampaging through NYC looking for "Ben! BEN!! BEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!"
did the guy filming also bring lighting equipment?
by TheNorthlander
Nov 19th, 2007
05:11:02 PM
Seems from the trailer all people's faces are very well lit, considdering it's shot with a small cell phone camera.
The Parasite emerging @ 1:44
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:15:11 PM
Its quick, a single frame but pause and advance frame by frame around this time - Now Look closely this is a person slumped over with one of the parasites emeging from his/her body, It looks like it has crab/spider like appendages near the persons legs/ankles and there are tentacle like arms with cillia or "feelers" emerging. Anyone elese see this?
and...
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
05:15:13 PM
Slusho.jp refers to "Nariko's" brother as "Ganu"...

According to Wikipedia, Ganu is a festival originating from where?

Wait for it.

Wales.

My theory - There are going to be two big monsters in this film
by GornPirate
Nov 19th, 2007
05:15:16 PM
I think the big one being fired at by the army guys in the clip, let's call him Monster A, is kind of like Gamera. Big Turlte/Flying Lizard thing. The other monster, let's call it Monster B, we won't really know about it until the end because the characters and audience will think they are the same creature. It will be even weirder and shoot "quills" that infect it's victim with it's parastic young who start bursting out of infected humans from the first attack. Monster A emerged from the depths to kill Monster B and it's young.
coelacanth. . .
by aboriginal
Nov 19th, 2007
05:18:43 PM
Life came from the oceans and now comes DEATH.
They're not magic eye stereograms.
by TheNorthlander
Nov 19th, 2007
05:19:12 PM
BUT, I do have to agree that putting single frame stereograms in a movie is an idea that would be beyond awsomedome. I'm stealing that.
Solider @ 1:00
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:21:04 PM
Any reason why his face would be digitized out of the shot - is this some major plot point we're not supposed to see coming when watching the film?
My thought on the digitized face--
by Pompoulus
Nov 19th, 2007
05:23:28 PM
The first thing I thought was it was being used to protect the identity of survivors, which implies... yeeeah.
Lovecraft sucks!!!
by pdennett316
Nov 19th, 2007
05:23:43 PM
And cthulu is a pussy....doesn't even deserve a capital letter, the useless fucker. This film looks excellent fun, how do you put paragraph breaks in?
but, MC-909....
by LegoKenobi
Nov 19th, 2007
05:27:55 PM
is it a whale? inquiring minds want to know.
I don't see the parasite at 1:44
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
05:28:40 PM
I see somebody lurching forward on the balls of their feet and reaching a hand forward. This person is obscured by possibly another person in silhouette wearing capri pants. I don't think anyone can tell what is going on there.
use the html tag for paragraph breaks or line breaks.
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
05:30:27 PM
If you want paragraphs use < br > or < p > but remove the spaces.
wow. a giant turtle. still looks cool though...still excited
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Nov 19th, 2007
05:32:01 PM
pretty sure its a turtle though. the little monsters looked like they had lion heads in silhouette...
SkeletonParty
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:33:53 PM
Are you watching in Hi-Def? On the right hand side of the person there are definitely tentancle like appendages and there are the crab like finger claws near their legs
Looks good
by Cobbio
Nov 19th, 2007
05:34:47 PM
I didn't participate in the internet hype when this first hit the internet, so I'm seeing it clean. And I think it looks pretty good.

And it's a low-budget movie written by Drew Goddard? Hell yes. I'm there.

BLAH. Fuck Cloverfield.
by JackBauer24
Nov 19th, 2007
05:35:31 PM
Seriously, I don't get what the big deal with it is - it really doesn't look that exciting to me. It'll just be your standard monster/end of the world movie but instead of decent special effects and cinematography, it'll be shot wiggly-jiggly handheld with lots of unscripted people shouting "Oh my God!" and "Heather, that is so not cool.". Wahey. You want my opinion (rhetorical q) you're all marketing stooges. You fell for it with Blair Witch and now you're falling for it again, but moreso. How is it exciting that they're NOT SHOWING US ANYTHING about the movie. To me that says, they have nothing to show. Plus I hate JJ Abrams. The man is the most shameless self-promoter since Quentin Tarantino. He's not even directing the fucking thing and yet his name is plastered all over the product. I'd like to see any of you guys name the director of the movie right now without looking it up. It's the same with Lost - he wrote and directed one episode and everyone thinks he's the mastermind behind the entire thing. Most casual viewers probably don't even know who Lindelof and Cuse are (I love Lost, by the way). So hey, if the movie does turn out to be good - you can bet it won't be because of JJ Abrams (alias - meh. MI III - meh. Star Trek XI - will be meh, trust me) End rant.
Blow up woman
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:36:46 PM
Right on Budgie smuggler! those are the pics - right before it happens - Lizzy Caplan bites it like Yaphet Kotto in Live an Let Die
and there is no magic eye shit there. retard.
by THE_ONE_MAN_GANG
Nov 19th, 2007
05:40:05 PM
Hmm...
by Cobbio
Nov 19th, 2007
05:42:06 PM
DarthRazor, I think that's stretching it. You can't tell me you see anything in that half-second of film. Tentacles? Not. Crablike finger claws? I agree with SkeletonParty: it's just non-specific shadows.

Sorry.

Re: Hmm...
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
05:49:34 PM
I have looked at this a while on the higher resolutions an I'm pretty sure there is something there in this half a second - Just giving my opinion on this sorry you don't see the same thing maybe we can settle it on the talkback after we actually see what this is about.
Blair Witch Project + Godzilla = Cloverfield
by stewiegriffin
Nov 19th, 2007
05:57:29 PM
They better have a damn good story and a knockout ending...that's all I have to say.
And I didn't see any little monsters
by stewiegriffin
Nov 19th, 2007
06:01:37 PM
It looked like the silhouette of a woman being handled by two guys in bio suites
This looks amazing
by Gozu
Nov 19th, 2007
06:01:53 PM
Honestly, it's been too long since a good monster movie. Well, less than a year, but still, good monster movies are like Jello. There's always room for Jello.
And I agree with SkeletonParty
by stewiegriffin
Nov 19th, 2007
06:06:18 PM
you dweebs are the ones who created all the hype, the media has barely even touched this flick and the studio isn't exactly plastering ads for it all over the place. Maybe they know something you morons don't know.
DID I SEE A GIANT STAY PUFT MAN JUST THEN?
by metaluna
Nov 19th, 2007
06:07:16 PM
I need my glasses cleaning. Is it me or is this just Godzilla for the slacker gen?
No Monster
by Bombadils_Bane10
Nov 19th, 2007
06:08:36 PM
I think at this point with all the online chitter chatter there is no way the Monster will ever be satisfying. This leaves only one option...never show the monster. We will never see what this bad boy looks like.
Stewiegriffin
by Bombadils_Bane10
Nov 19th, 2007
06:10:54 PM
It's hilarious that you call everyone here a dweeb yet you're posting on the same site and about the same movie. By the by, Family Guy is horrible.
Heres an High Def image of the monster
by hegele
Nov 19th, 2007
06:13:07 PM
I captured the quick glimpse from the trailer. http://img511.imageshack.us/my .php?image=cloverfieldmonsterw g5.jpg
Re: And I didn't see any little monsters
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
06:14:37 PM
You are correct - this scene does not have any of the little monsters - just the expanding woman and the Bio suited men. I am focusing on the Scene @1:44 with the silouette of the figure and the alien looking appendages
BLAIR WITCH GODZILLA!
by Mike_D
Nov 19th, 2007
06:14:53 PM
haha.
guyinthebackrow
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2007
06:15:46 PM
I'm confused. Are you saying they've made you give your name when you bought a ticket? That's never happened to me before. I've had almost nothing but good experiences there because the employees are so polite. I had just the one where I saw Joshua and for some bizarres reason at 11:00 at night there was a family with two kids 11 and under behind me. Kept talking through the whole thing. Watching a movie about a little monster and I've got two of them behind me. Go figure. And the movie sucked too. I go to the arclight to avoid the sort of problem and I usually do.
mrjoker...
by -guyinthebackrow
Nov 19th, 2007
06:17:22 PM
Wrong!
I really really wanna know...
by DirkD13"
Nov 19th, 2007
06:18:57 PM
...how the hell you're supposed to pronounce Cthulu. Help appreciated.
drewlicious...
by -guyinthebackrow
Nov 19th, 2007
06:19:59 PM
No, I was talking about how before every movie some guy comes out and introduces the film. I hate that. I'm not exactly sure why. I mean... I like the fact that there aren't commercials, but I just hate the introduction. I know what movie I'm about to see, I bought a ticket, I want to see it, so stop annoying me with all this, "Hi, everybody, welcome to The Arclight," stuff. It just gets under my skin.
I really really wanna know...
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
06:20:31 PM
I've heard and english Lovecraft scholar pronouce it "Coo-too-Loo"
This stupid movie
by thegoddamedbatman
Nov 19th, 2007
06:23:02 PM
It's not out for two months, I am already sick of it. Usually when the hype for a movie hits, I am the sucker who buys into it. This movie has so much hype I've burned out and I only just learned it's title. Lame.
Unfortunately
by thegoddamedbatman
Nov 19th, 2007
06:23:30 PM
They'll probably still get my eight bucks.
Hi-Res screenshot of the monster HERE
by Vesuvio
Nov 19th, 2007
06:31:13 PM
http://tinyurl.com/277gne .. I think that pretty much settle all the discussions.
When I end up being right....
by hard8
Nov 19th, 2007
06:32:18 PM
just remember I fucking called it. It's Chutulu. The brief shot of the monster clearly shows it's got tenticles on it's head. Chutulu comes from the sea. The poster cleary shows a wake in NY harbor heading toward a path of destruction. carry on.
agreed, i could live without the introduction....
by drewlicious
Nov 19th, 2007
06:48:28 PM
But I'll gladly put up with it if it means no screaming babies in the movie theater. It's either this or put up with the mongloids that always manage to sit next to me at the Burbank 16.
Darth Razor and frame 1:44
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
06:50:09 PM
Darth, I think that image is of three people. Probably Rob and his two female companions. They are leaving a dark hall and entering a lit hallway with a stair rail.

The girl in the lead is best seen. She appears to be tip-toeing down the hall, maybe looking down the stairs.

In the foreground shadows are the silhouettes of a girl in capri pants walking toward the stairs hunched over like she's in pain. On her right is a figure in long pants also hunched over. Perhaps he's helping the injured girl.

I don't see any cilia or creature popping out.

Looks great except for the acting
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 19th, 2007
06:50:27 PM
which looks pretty damn bad. Especially that lead guy who I don't read any panic in at all when he's talking to the camera and that over the top deep voiced soldier. "Whatever it is, it's winning!"? Gimme a break.
I dunno, I just can't help but get excited for this flick.
by Novaman5000
Nov 19th, 2007
06:52:10 PM
It looks like alot of fun.
it's not lion.
by Errockk
Nov 19th, 2007
06:52:11 PM
he says "Rob, Rob, I saw it. It's a lie!" not lion you silly poop
The way they SHOULD be doing it
by performingmonkey
Nov 19th, 2007
06:59:14 PM
What should happen in Cloverfield is there IS no monster, it's the government trying to fuck everyone up by blowing the shit out of the city and projecting holograms of planes, er I mean (bwaha) holograms of monsters. Now THAT would rule. I don't want yet another monster movie, I want something more interesting, more frightening. The guy holding the camera could discover the truth about what's happening and he's arrested. The camera footage he shot survives and is played for the U.S. audience. We cut to non-handheld camera stuff and we see the guy being interrogated. Suddenly King Kong and Godzilla appear and start beating the shit out of each other. Then Cthulu destroys them all. The end. And it's all a conspiracy!!
Nice Vesuvio. You finally convinced me.
by pelos_locos
Nov 19th, 2007
07:03:00 PM
Much appreciated. That definitely throws my theory of a giant aquatic turkey out the window. Damn it!
So it is a lion. Is it a lion whale though? That is the question.
here's my take on the creature
by El Borak
Nov 19th, 2007
07:03:35 PM
after hours and hours of studying and examining the picture this is what i have come up with.

http://img.photobucket.com /albums/v376/thejeditraitor/cl overfieldfishman.jpg
i say cthulhu as...
by El Borak
Nov 19th, 2007
07:05:20 PM
kah-thoo-loo
The correct pronuntiation of chutulu is actually.
by pelos_locos
Nov 19th, 2007
07:09:32 PM
Jerome. It is a translation from the ancient Nahuatl, which was spoken by the ancient residents of Arkham, Arizona, before the arrival of Spain to the new world.
Other pronunciations are Chuy (as in "chewy"), Lorenz and PoomChakalaka.
I've changed my mind.
by hard8
Nov 19th, 2007
07:10:46 PM
they don't say it's a lion... they say "I saw it. It's ALIVE" That can mean only one thing.......
It's the Morgan Stanley building doing a major hostile takeover of Manhatten.
carry on.
I've seen the trailer half a dozen times...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 19th, 2007
07:12:12 PM
Darth Razor and frame 1:44 continued
by SkeletonParty
Nov 19th, 2007
07:12:18 PM
I made a little gif showing what I think that frame depicts.

Please check out http://preview.tinyurl.com/277 966

I've seen the trailer half a dozen times...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 19th, 2007
07:13:59 PM
On the big screen, and I can't make out a single shot of the big monster, only some silhouette of one the little ones.

It looks like a man in a suit.
here's the tiny url
by El Borak
Nov 19th, 2007
07:16:49 PM
cloverfield fishman

http://tinyurl.com/ynqlo6
Awww... Crap!
by DarthRazor
Nov 19th, 2007
07:21:13 PM
SkeletonParty - I hate compelling evidence - I'm sold after that last image - I believe you are correct sir.
"Blair Witch Meets Tri star Godzilla" hahahaha YEP! Just what I
by EvilDoeR
Nov 19th, 2007
07:30:41 PM
"[Phantom Nov 19th, 2007 02:15:13 PM] Blair Witch POV shakey cam...Meets Tri star Godzilla...with a little of the Korean flick thrown in. And we'll get the sheep to all line up to see it with a Euro-tech yuppie idiot mystery ad campaign!!! I hope that I am wrong but it smells like the hype will outweigh the product." MAN YOU ARE SO RIGHT ON! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT AFTER WATCHING THE TRAILER.
Sorry JJ & Friends
by JonQuixote
Nov 19th, 2007
07:39:09 PM
I tend to like your work. And the premise sounds cool and all, but that tiny trailer on my monitor had enough static and quick cuts to make me sick to my stomach. In fact, it was so nausea-inducing, it actually pissed me off. If you think I'm gonna buy a $12 ticket for a headache in January, you're outta your gourd. I don't want to see your movie. I kinda want an apology.
1-18-08
by Steve_Dooku
Nov 19th, 2007
07:41:17 PM
Been a while since I went to the website, what does the Japanese say on the back of the photo of the cook with the pan of noodles?
If you think about it . . .
by Turingtestee
Nov 19th, 2007
08:10:02 PM
Cthulhu has a face and head that with the ring of tentacles might come off as slightly lionish . . . not to support the whole lion thing (which does seem to be dying off anyway). I think Football is right . . . no one will see the creature and live. We in the audience might not see it either. God, I hope not. Didnt notice the chick swelling up until reading a post . . . gnarley At 1:44 might they be chased by something throwing a shadow from the other room? Havent been stoked on a movie like this since . . . um, well . . . Land of the Dead, and . . . yeah, that one was a real winner.
So it's basically "Moby Dick II: The Revenge"?
by JackPumpkinhead
Nov 19th, 2007
08:12:50 PM
But in shake cam glory? By the way, sadly, nobody could make an adaptation of Moby Dick today without morons chuckling and making "jokes" about it. Probably along the lines of "Mo' pussy!"
By the way, the movie's concept is laughable.
by JackPumpkinhead
Nov 19th, 2007
08:14:16 PM
If JJ Abrams had any concept of how the real world works, he would have known that the monster would have quickly been taken down by the Powerpuff Girls.
Monster Movie with a twist
by Salacious_Crumb
Nov 19th, 2007
08:27:01 PM
You guys are looking at the wrong things. 1)In the context of the movie this is footage that was found in the area once known as Central Park 2)There is a scene where a soldier's face, is digitally obscured. This along with assertions that there will be non shaky parts of the movie, tells me that parts of this movie will be told AFTER 01-18-08. My guess is that film will be set in the future and that the "archival" Cloverfield footage(which will end up being named for someone--ala the Zapruder films)will tell the story to kids of how the monsters took over the earth.
Sooo is this a remake of...
by Series7
Nov 19th, 2007
08:39:11 PM
Gojira-Minira-Gabara: Oru kaijû daishingeki, because what I saw of that monster looked like mini godzilla - Minira. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
The world is ending
by NoahTall
Nov 19th, 2007
08:45:41 PM
Harry linked to the apple trailer website and didn't say "Glorious Quicktime"

Either that or Microsoft started paying him or Apple stopped paying him.
stupid talkback
by BurgerKing
Nov 19th, 2007
08:56:58 PM
Why when I want to view talkback does it just load a blank page. fuck
how bad ass
by frrrrunkis
Nov 19th, 2007
09:03:29 PM
lost/cloverfield crossover, This is the price way pay for not key in the numbers and letting the hatch explode.
Ultra Peepi?
by red_weed
Nov 19th, 2007
09:04:45 PM
Probably not. That chick totally explodes or something. Maybe she is the smallest whale.
?
by frrrrunkis
Nov 19th, 2007
09:07:36 PM
it there a main site giving a rundown of what is bull and what is believed as fact about the slusho the drilling company. the off shore rig?
Headache
by beelkay
Nov 19th, 2007
09:11:03 PM
I don't care how good it is...if it's shaky cam more than 5 minutes, I ain't watchin' it.
CLOVERFIELD is an anagram for....
by wackybantha
Nov 19th, 2007
09:15:12 PM
...Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!
OBVIOUSLY, what's going to happen IS...
by cornponious
Nov 19th, 2007
09:38:39 PM
that i don't believe there are going to be any small monsters that are going to jump off the big monster. And, if by chance there are, they are not going to be biting anybody. This is not how people get infected. it's the "deep sea honey" or whatever the crap it's called, that infects people. I think this is probably eggs or something like that, and people who ingest it become infected, or impregnated in some way, with small monsters.

That's what i think anyway. I have no idea if this idea has already been vollied around. I'm just sayin'...

my guess is they never show us the monster clearly
by slappy jones
Nov 19th, 2007
09:40:52 PM
that is my guess anyway. we will never get a clear shot of the monster
Have any of you actually read Lovecraft?!
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Nov 19th, 2007
09:59:32 PM
If people think Cthulhu is all about a giant monster destroying a big city ala Godzilla, then they've never read a single fucking HP Lovecraft story in their sad little lives. Cthulhu should NEVER be a cool gimmicky substitute for Godzilla. And last time I checked, Cthulhu wasn't created by Slusho. Cloverfield is NOT Cthulhu.
Watchmen
by aversiontherapy2
Nov 19th, 2007
10:01:22 PM
Reminds of the big scene, except it's moving.
It moves like an octopus/squid
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Nov 19th, 2007
10:04:34 PM
Watch the trailer closely, specifically how the monster moves. That's a giant octopus or squid.
I think this has been metioned
by frrrrunkis
Nov 19th, 2007
10:04:40 PM
anyone remember the episode of "The real ghostbusters" the call of Cthulhu. The cult members wore squid facemasks. i have no point
This could still be VOLTRON
by Ye Not Guilty
Nov 19th, 2007
10:24:46 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw some flying robots or something at one point in this trailer. Could have been lions, I'm not sure.
You can see the monster at...
by Lord_Galvatron
Nov 19th, 2007
10:46:11 PM
1:29, right between the buildings.It looks like its backside... or ass end of it. Also I think the girl was not expanding... it could be that the monsters are tearing her apart. But at that moment Kurt Russell was laughing, so it's ok.
SQUIDWHALE!
by Halfbreedqueen
Nov 19th, 2007
10:50:52 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zo om.gne?id=1390694335&size=l that would make sense with everything i've heard and seen in the trailers, but may just be fan art
skywalkerfamily...
by D_T
Nov 19th, 2007
10:57:48 PM
...probably in fear of the upcoming AYCE (and the devastation from the AICN staff).
CLOVERFIELD = THE MIST!!! IT'S GOING TO BE GIANT FUCKING BUGS!!!
by Err
Nov 19th, 2007
11:00:46 PM
God help us all.

by stewiegriffin
Nov 19th, 2007
11:05:35 PM
Bombadils_Bane10
by stewiegriffin
Nov 19th, 2007
11:07:08 PM
By and by, I don't give a f*** what you think douche.
Oh boy...
by Boober
Nov 19th, 2007
11:10:30 PM
If this movie is GB w/out the humor w. Blairwitchcam then it will be bad. Not even a Gozer-summoned Muslim Extremist could save this one with explosions etc. If it ends up being two monsters fighting, then awesome surprise. But it better be T-rex kills Spinosaurus awesome. That JP3 shiz was the worst cop-out ever. "Here Mr. fish-eating Spinosaur, let me bite down on your neck with a force that is twice that of the next deadliest predator ever to exist." "Oh, ok, NP Mr. T-rex. Stevey says I get to win, so I am gonna twist your head and snap your neck like a twig." GTF outtahere wit'datsh!t!
PS look at the claw marks in Lady Liberty
by Boober
Nov 19th, 2007
11:11:21 PM
A whale, mutated or not, doesn't do that.
ahem...
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
11:12:40 PM
Like I said earlier:

Notice all the whale references on the Slusho.jp site. Not to mention the most subversive of them all: "Nakiro's" brother's name is "Ganu"...Ganu is a festival in WALES.

It's a giant fucking mutated whale that can walk. I am not going to say this again.

I hate Apple.
by Yeti
Nov 19th, 2007
11:25:14 PM
Name - Yeti Age - mmmmffy-somthing Hobby - Hating
fan art.
by djbry
Nov 19th, 2007
11:31:26 PM
http://www.jjabrams. net/showthread.php?t=118 although... i smoke crack
70's fashion smells like pee.
by CENOBITE
Nov 19th, 2007
11:43:35 PM
... no really. Enough with all the poo browns, vomit greens and booger yellows. It wasn't attractive back in the 70's... it ain't cool now.
djbry
by MC-909
Nov 19th, 2007
11:45:16 PM
If that thing isn't official it fucking should be.
Great...so mutant giant squid vs. mutant sperm whale...
by Boober
Nov 19th, 2007
11:50:57 PM
Someone call Aquaman and Submariner. Chuckle.
Book of Revelations angle???
by Boober
Nov 20th, 2007
12:00:12 AM
Just a thought. Enough nastiness in there to get the ole concept artist in all of us fired up. Chok up the girl to pestilence.
MC909 said it's a whale
by BadMrWonka
Nov 20th, 2007
12:05:03 AM
and as he pointed out, he's NOT going to say it again, people...not after he's already said it 10 times...

countdown until he says it again?

It IS a Whale
by Bobman46
Nov 20th, 2007
12:54:00 AM
Only, it's not a whale- they cast a bunch of Dolphins taped together that does - what they think - to be a convincing Whale ACCENT. Much like- yet again- casting a non scotsman as scottie. Yup, taped dolphins- hunners of them. Also, that bit in the trailer that have people all going, "oh there are little turtle things" - sorry if this has been pointed out but I can't be arse reading all the talkbacks- but IT'S GUYS IN CONTAINMENT SUITS BEHIND A SCREEN! Look at them- least- I hope it is cos if it's little turtle monsters, their outlines look shite!
el borak
by slkboxrman
Nov 20th, 2007
12:58:25 AM
nice try , but if u watch the trailer the monster is moving to the right not the left so unless its going backwards that cant be his head
Looks nice but this shaky cam stuff...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 20th, 2007
01:30:54 AM
...is F(gunshot)ING ANNOYING already...
are the bursts of static..
by InspectorDoppler
Nov 20th, 2007
02:11:29 AM
stereographic-o-thingies? Like those magic eye books, where you stare at them for an hour and get a headache then see something in 3-d? Looks similar. I've always been bad at them, couldn't make anything out, but the thought of other people now staring intently at a still frame of static for half an hour with their eyes crossed makes me happy.
What Would Be Cool...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 20th, 2007
02:12:07 AM
This looks fun to me, but what would be cool is that the first thirty minutes or so are just clips of the carnage, basically the footage we've already seen, and the real story is a hardcore troop of guys trying to get the tape from the remains of Central Park out of New York, in normal, non-camera inside a paint mixer-vision.
Ooooooooo Scary Monster
by WeirdMetamorphosis
Nov 20th, 2007
02:14:24 AM
(in a Japanese voice) GODZILLA! GODZILLA! lol
Picture of the damned thing already...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 20th, 2007
02:14:35 AM
It's uh...Something...I don't really know what to call this.

http://cloverfieldclues.blogsp ot.com/

IT'S NOT A FUCKING LION!!
by Maniaq
Nov 20th, 2007
02:38:50 AM
I think we've established it's not "little creatures" but guys in Hazmat suits? Just one more thing - I don't think the girl blows up. Her torso expands, yes, but not her legs or her head - only her torso - LIKE SHE'S TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES


http://tinyurl.com/26usle

frame by frame
bitches ;)
This is no Monster... Its just Harry going apeshit
by sleeptones
Nov 20th, 2007
02:44:29 AM
hahahahah
It's...
by TJ Donkey Show
Nov 20th, 2007
02:46:11 AM
...Dinosaur Neil. I can't believe I'm the only one that's come with him.
Can't wait for the reaction...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 20th, 2007
03:09:12 AM
when the camera zooms in on the lion. Which it has TWICE been CLEARLY stated to be in the trailers. Open your ears! Fuck you people, lions are freakin' scary, and this is going to be the awesomest lion movie evahhhh!
IT IS NOT A FUCKING LION!
by Maniaq
Nov 20th, 2007
03:31:42 AM
from the interview with Lizzy Caplan someone posted previously :

"There’s all this YouTube stuff about analyzing the trailer. People are seeing things that aren’t there and making up stuff that isn’t true. There’s this one still of me and Jessica Lucas, who’s another actress in the film, and people thought there was some crazy lion behind us. But people are wrong."

Enough with the crazy lion theories - oh and Lizzy doesn't blow up
BLAIRZILLA -- that silhouette looks like a giant hamster
by KillaKane
Nov 20th, 2007
04:01:58 AM
This either succeeds or fails on the strength of the monster(s) and the implied terror of the shaky cam verite footage. The vibe is semi-there, but that shadow does'nt suggest a particularly terrifying mini-critter on the rampage. What worries me about this is that all the film's going to be viewed in FPP jarring hand held video with fragmentary shots of events (and I imagine fleeting glimses of the creature(s). Still not so sure about this one, would like to read some test screening feedback...
Blairwitch Project meets Independence day meets Godzilla98
by Orionsangels
Nov 20th, 2007
04:08:59 AM
omg yeah, I thought it was hamster people or something haha!
by Orionsangels
Nov 20th, 2007
04:20:51 AM
It's actually two men in chemical suits trying to control a woman who's stomach seems to implode.
"WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S WOMEN!"
by henrydalton
Nov 20th, 2007
05:11:28 AM
Isn't that what he said? I'm thinking the whole thing is a massive anti-feminist rant by J. J. Abrams.
This reminds me of the best x-files
by emeraldboy
Nov 20th, 2007
05:25:28 AM
episode that I ever saw. It all kicks off in a run down house and a dead guy in a bath tub. It tells the story of the arrival of the aliens. These little jumping spider crab like aliens which live in the stomach of their victims and go from human to human after growing large enough to crawl out of the stomachs of their victims and entering the mouth of the next person.
Shit
by MaxTheSilent
Nov 20th, 2007
05:35:27 AM
Nice idea but the acting looks shit, which pretty much destroys any chance the movie has of succeeding on the level it's clearly intended. Blast BLAIR WITCH all you want (and if you do, you suck), but that movie worked because it was all improvised. Every line in this trailer is clearly scripted. All that's missing is a token black friend saying "I got a baaaad feeling about this!" My guess is, Abrams is such an maddeningly oblique cunt you'll never actually see the monster, and the Hugo Boss advert that is the cast of this movie will just gawk off-camera the whole time. If this movie sucks as badly as LOST derailed then God help THE DARK TOWER.
More news leaked on WP - monster's origin revealed
by JackPumpkinhead
Nov 20th, 2007
05:35:51 AM
They got to the origin of the monster - turns out it really does come from Japan: http://tinyurl.com/3d3pdh
she wasn't inflating
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Nov 20th, 2007
06:02:35 AM
she was getting torn to pieces... hence the "guts spilling out" sound effect. That's the way I saw it anyways... I just don't know why black bears would attack women in the middle of a Godzilla movie.
I enhanced and enlarged that screenshot with Photoshop, HERE it
by Vesuvio
Nov 20th, 2007
06:08:58 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yq9x2v ... apparently, Maniaq and the rest were right.
90 mins of shaky cam
by palewook
Nov 20th, 2007
06:09:41 AM
and a reality tv look. wow, just, wow. where did he come up with something so original?
LINO is in fact a TURTLE = TMNT 2
by Romoehlio
Nov 20th, 2007
06:30:36 AM
radiation gone wrong, check - turtle in NY, check - action ensues, check - see?
LINO is purpose! see TINO for reference...
by Romoehlio
Nov 20th, 2007
06:32:02 AM
but LINO = LION hmmmm....??
DAMN YOU JJ ABRAMS...
by Romoehlio
Nov 20th, 2007
06:33:24 AM
show us the TURTLE already
Something more terrifiyng and inexplicable
by emeraldboy
Nov 20th, 2007
06:43:02 AM
is
Something more terrifying and inexplicable
by emeraldboy
Nov 20th, 2007
06:44:50 AM
is AINC'S WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM!! no one knows its origins and strikes without warning.
wsod
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
07:19:21 AM
!
The Host
by MJDeViant
Nov 20th, 2007
07:29:19 AM
Doesn't anybody else think this is going to VERY similar story-wise? Government creates creature on accident, creature attacks city, government tries to kill creature, makes things worse. I know, you kind of can't avoid that. I'm as psyched as anyone over this but I can't let that feeling go.
mousepad
by John L Raiser
Nov 20th, 2007
07:29:35 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/JJ-Abrams- 1-18-08-Cloverfield-Slusho-Cth ulhu-Mouse-Pad_W0QQitemZ170170 098489QQihZ007QQcategoryZ62048 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZV iewItem#ebayphotohosting
She's exploding, because...
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Nov 20th, 2007
07:56:41 AM
... she drank too much Slusho.
The Mousepad pic is NOT Cloverfield
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Nov 20th, 2007
08:01:04 AM
Don't be a fucking nuffnuff. The pic on the (fake) mousepad is from an MMORPG being developed called The Secret World. http://www.dark daysarecoming.com
did ppl really think those hazmat guys were bugs?
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
08:10:46 AM
http://dougbot.com/forum/clove rfieldPart2.jpg

kurz.. shit blood!

white screen of doom!
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
08:12:33 AM
whysoserious.com
by That 70s Venom
Nov 20th, 2007
08:13:29 AM
Click on Joker and there's a new message at the bottom saying something about envelope glue.
fix the site
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
08:14:34 AM
fix it
The smaller ones are not monsters...
by wadi77
Nov 20th, 2007
08:27:09 AM
I think those are government people with big protective suits.
MJDeViant
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
08:39:08 AM
no, it'll be more supernatural..

with more monsters.

and a plague.

Looking forward to being on ground zero
by troytheboy
Nov 20th, 2007
08:47:27 AM
as a kid watching monster movies or movies like Jurassic park i always used to wonder what'd it be like to be in a situation like this. i often dream of being at home one day and a t-rex is running around the neighbourhood. so this "ground zero" point of view is what's most interesting for me. not just following a protagonist, the military etc etc.
It's VoltronCthulhuShiaLabeoufLionT-R exZilla!!!
by That 70s Venom
Nov 20th, 2007
08:58:57 AM
LOOK OUT EVERYONE!!! IT'S VOLTRONCTHULHUSHIALABEOUFLIONT -REXZILLA!!!!!!
I had this dream once....
by Darth Macchio
Nov 20th, 2007
09:13:46 AM
...as a kid about Godzilla attacking my city. It was very real and really scary no matter how cartoon-ish it seems now. He was a few miles off but you could see him plain as day towering above the skyline...smoke and fire and continuous noise of explosions and the ground shaking with his every step...now I didn't think "holy shit! it's Godzilla!!" in the dream. I thought, "Holy shit, we're all gonna die!". Complete and utter destruction (aka 'total fucking destruction'). Amazed and terrified at the same time...I woke up to quick to find out what happened but to think of the giant monster concept in reality isn't like actually seeing it...even if only in a dream.
Talkbackers...you're not funny
by DannyOcean01
Nov 20th, 2007
09:21:36 AM
So enough with the tedious fucking, 'IT'S A LION NOOBZZZZ' type comments. It wasn't funny the first time, it will never be funny. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Is this Herbie Goes Bananas?
by Ghostball
Nov 20th, 2007
09:26:39 AM
So glad they're re-screening this-Can't wait!
It's a whale.
by MC-909
Nov 20th, 2007
09:27:14 AM
Lions don't come from the fucking ocean. Or did you guys not know that?
THIS IS GODZILLA RESURRECTION OF A FRANCHISE (SANS BRODERICK DEA
by borisdoris
Nov 20th, 2007
10:00:06 AM
Said it once say it again Godzuki kayay motherfuckers.
HAckneyed martketing though
by borisdoris
Nov 20th, 2007
10:04:40 AM
ok, my beef. And it's not with Cloverfield...
by Lerkst
Nov 20th, 2007
10:04:49 AM
This film could be fantastic. I wouldn't be surprised if it is. But 'From JJ Abrams' WHO THE FUCK CARES....he didn't direct it, he didn't even right it. It should be 'from director Matt Reeves' or even mention the writer. Abrahms, or however you spell his name, just produced it. Give the credit where it's do, or don't even bother.
monster revealed
by irc-Hollywood
Nov 20th, 2007
10:22:30 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zo om.gne?id=1390694335&size=l
Slurm Queen
by bobjustbob
Nov 20th, 2007
10:23:27 AM
Maybe Slusho is a codename for Slurm. This means that the Slurm Queen has returned to looking for Fry!
What about this...
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
10:25:51 AM
Take a look just below center of the frame (it's a screengrab I did from one of the final scenes from the trailer):

http://tinyurl.com/2t3pwa

Voltron
by Nuck81
Nov 20th, 2007
10:27:31 AM
Why would anybody honestly think this was Voltron?
haha
by ballsxcrew
Nov 20th, 2007
10:30:02 AM
JUST PRODUCED IT? haha. guess that doesnt mean much...wait, yes, yes it does. were you there during pre-production? do you know exactly what he did? plus it is sad to say, but had his name not been attached a lot of people probably wouldnt have given it the time of day. ps vesuvious, that was fecking hilarious, started off the day on a posi note.
IMAGINAAAAATION IMAGINAAAAAAAAATION...
by canvasseamonkey
Nov 20th, 2007
10:37:06 AM
it's an ill tempered mutated sea bass
Hazmat suits, not turtles
by SkeletonParty
Nov 20th, 2007
10:37:13 AM
The guys are in blue hazmat suits and are pulling on her arms. Her middle expands at a terrifying rate and juicy bubbly sounds emit.

I don't think she's going to be okay.

irc hollywood
by palewook
Nov 20th, 2007
10:38:19 AM
not sure if thats the real critter or not, but looks authentic. (shortened the url for you also) http://tinyurl.com/26bcq5
Palewook: That's the same "Dougbot" fan-art...
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
10:48:17 AM
That stuff was debunked months ago. It's fan art.
Hey, is this Voltron!?
by finky089
Nov 20th, 2007
10:49:37 AM
Kidding. The monster speculation is fun and you guys have come up with some interesting screen grabs, gifs, etc, but i honestly think the BEST part of it all...is reading the talkbacks about it.
The Monster that Challenged the World?
by artyfufkin
Nov 20th, 2007
11:11:30 AM
Watch this instead. Save your money, JJ got PLENTY stock, man. Hollywood should be ashamd of themselves, no wonder we get all our movies "pasar hitam" down here.
doubt it, the scale looks too big palewook
by canvasseamonkey
Nov 20th, 2007
11:13:31 AM
no way it could fit through the streets at that size,it looks cool though, except for the whale head
The Right Big Monster Formula
by Le Phantom
Nov 20th, 2007
11:26:31 AM
Giant pissed off monster + Fleeing people running in terror + A lot of destroyed real estate = Good, fun monster flick
Cloverfield VS. Godzilla
by That 70s Venom
Nov 20th, 2007
11:37:02 AM
Cloverfield VS. Godzilla. It is an inevitable spin-off. Hitting theatres in 2010.
2010: The Year We Make Contact
by ATARI
Nov 20th, 2007
11:54:21 AM
I highly underrated movie.

hey Kurzinski
by MC-909
Nov 20th, 2007
12:10:23 PM
have you seen that fan art of the Cloverfield monster? It's a whale.
Darth Macchio's dream
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 20th, 2007
12:16:34 PM
I had one like it to. Your brain doesn't go "wow!", it goes into complete terror "we're all gonna die!" mode. Doing a film from the little guy's perspective is the only way to make this kind of movie actually scary.
The White Screen of Doom...
by Kid Z
Nov 20th, 2007
12:19:43 PM
...returns! Be afraid, be very afraid, because this time, it's personal, and will blow you to the back of the Talkback, and no one can hear you scream, GOSH!
OK, I give up!!
by ATARI
Nov 20th, 2007
12:22:41 PM
It is a whale

I see five lights

Maniaq, MC-909
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 20th, 2007
12:27:28 PM
Maniaq, the people in this movie are just horrified that we busted their monster identity wide open, so they're desperately trying to throw us off. Sure maybe it wasn't a "crazy lion" in that one scene, but that doesn't mean it's not a lion. It's a lion. Face it. Ya heard. And MC-909, it could of course, be a Sea Lion.
What I see:
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
12:28:15 PM
What I'm seeing here:

http://tinyurl.com/2t3pwa

Reminds me of what I saw here (just in terms of design) back in '87:

http://tinyurl.com/39rfno

Cholera's Ghost
by MC-909
Nov 20th, 2007
12:36:36 PM
Nice one.
It's da WHITE SCREEN OF DOOMMMMM!!!!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 20th, 2007
12:43:50 PM
Now you will know why you fear the light! You will all drown in lakes of milk!

What's wrong with it Harry? It's all wack, Man!

It's like I'm snow-blind!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 20th, 2007
12:45:48 PM
I can't see! Ahhhhhh!
It's not Gamera, it's...
by David Assholehoff
Nov 20th, 2007
01:06:56 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/al bums/ff101/DavidAssholehoff/cl overfield.jpg
Oops
by David Assholehoff
Nov 20th, 2007
01:19:14 PM
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yty e2m
Comingsoon.net
by mastes360
Nov 20th, 2007
01:21:18 PM
Has a slowed down vid fro the trailer and i have to say that it reminds me totaly of Godzilla from the Hollywood remake.....except it seems to have a big head.
Doh! clicked on L.H.'s post...now WSOD has me...
by just pillow talk
Nov 20th, 2007
01:46:42 PM
Damn you L.H.Puttgrass!
Haven't enjoyed a talkback this much...
by BangoSkank
Nov 20th, 2007
01:47:12 PM
since the horsefucker one. Congrats people, it no longer matters if the movie is any good, because I have been entertained.

I agree with Spamster, though.... that fan art has been out for months, but after seeing the film caps from the trailer, they might be the real deal after all. Though only time will tell.

I am curious to know how much blood KV shat, I've been waiting for that all day.

This is what monster film used to be
by emeraldboy
Nov 20th, 2007
01:51:12 PM
back in the days of the original and best king kong. even Jaws did. You got glimpses of the monster, here and there and monster attacked someone, it was done with shadow and menance and you knew the poor schlubs were in trouble the moment they turned. The directors of such of movies would play with you. pretending that someone was not going to be in trouble and then whack, poor guy gets eaten. What is differnt this time is that nobody gets to become the hero or whatever. Everyone dies. even the hero.
DARTH MR. BELVEDERE is all that n a dime Sack, wiggazzzz!
by DarthMrBelvedere
Nov 20th, 2007
02:15:15 PM
word
Due to Harry's new Quantum Server...
by Kid Z
Nov 20th, 2007
02:29:03 PM
... all postings for this Talkback exist in a parallel universe and appear only as white screens in our quantum dimensional state.
Only Bill Pardy can save us now...
by Mondo47
Nov 20th, 2007
02:33:13 PM
Inflato-people, mini-monsters and a great big monster... you'd be forgiven for thinking this was Slither 2. Mike Rooker Vs. New York, anyone? I'm not going to bag on Cloverfield until I've seen it, and I quite liked Slither for the beer and chips fodder it was, but I doubt I'm going to have a straight face through any of it now. If it isn't meant to be total B-Grade material, it sure looks like it to me.
SWEET
by ItsDefinitelyVoltron
Nov 20th, 2007
03:09:33 PM
I'm so psyched for this movie! At long last!
Hey! I'm at work and there's no WSOD!!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 20th, 2007
03:13:36 PM
What gives with that?

Harry?! Fix something!! PLEASE!!

That two legged gorilla thing...
by starlesswinter
Nov 20th, 2007
03:15:20 PM
...is pretty lame and is a very typical monster design. I know it looks like the same creature in the trailer, but I will be disappointed if that turns out to be true. I liked the whale-thing much better.
Hey Rodo! Look in your Temp. Internet Files!
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 20th, 2007
03:16:14 PM
Do a Disk Clean Up and view the files.
Gills?
by starlesswinter
Nov 20th, 2007
03:19:26 PM
If the gorilla thing IS the real monster, where are its gills? It comes from the water, does it not?
put your right tentacle in...
by BigTexas42
Nov 20th, 2007
03:20:30 PM
animated gif=monster doing the hokey pokey. THAT is what it's all about.
so I guess it's NOT A LION then
by Maniaq
Nov 20th, 2007
03:43:56 PM
whoever said this talkback is like when you're screaming at the stupid blonde on screen who's walking into the trap not to be such an idiot is absolutely dead on (pardon the pun) only it's not a light switch being flicked on and off that doesn't work - it's the talkback! DAMN YOU WSOD!!!

p.s. the webmaster reckons they've been having "cache issues" and they thought they had it fixed - they are soooo wrong!
white screen
by MC-909
Nov 20th, 2007
03:56:56 PM
Does the white screen mean I've been banned? What gives?

Also, that sculpture cannot be the creature. I'm not a JJ Abrams fan, and in fact don't even watch Lost...but I know that anyone in JJ's position of power is not stupid enough to greenlight an event movie where that fucking thing is the monster. It looks like that thing from Creepshow.

I really do hope it's a whale (and I hope it looks just like that "fanart"). Whales are epic by themselves and in my opinion would make a great monster for an event movie.

And whaddya know -- it looks like the creature head from my scre
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
03:59:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2t3pwa
"from my screen grab" was how that should have ended
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
04:01:18 PM
Damn no-edit post button...
Hope denied
by mattb127
Nov 20th, 2007
04:07:17 PM
I doubt this is Cthulhu, though my heart wants it to be...A.) JJ Abrams always IMPLIES that he'll promise the moon, but never delivers, EVER, and B.) It would sort of ruin the Cthulhu thing, wouldn't it? I mean, Cthulhu mythos isn't exactly about a giant monster running around trampling shit. It's about a slow, sinister, conspiratorial creeping menace and existential terror... it's not Godzilla.
the ape lizard mutant thing . . not cloverfield's monster
by Mundungus
Nov 20th, 2007
04:26:57 PM
If you guys are refering to this set of images as the monster. http://img117.imageshack.us/my .php?image=cloverfieldmonsterl m6.jpg .. This was posted several months ago and was shown to be one in an artist's collection of fantastic beasts. Nothing to do with cloverfield.
Gorilla-thing looks familiar...
by Mondo47
Nov 20th, 2007
04:37:17 PM
http://www.menagerieproduction s.com/fig/fig_idm.html Possible kiljoy alert - I saw this thing a while back and thought it was an interesting take on the Id Monster, seems he gets around...
Mondo47's right...
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
04:45:34 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2cne5d
Rodo, do a Google search on "Tony McVey Id Monster"
by The Inspector
Nov 20th, 2007
04:57:00 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2jqp9k

http://tinyurl.com/39j3el

The pics you found are cut-off right at the spot where the copyright starts...

Rodo, you cunt.
by I_am_your_fucking_GOD
Nov 20th, 2007
05:07:54 PM
You fucking arrogant geek PRICK. Shut the fuck up with your spastic internerd 'FTW' shit and fucking admit you're wrong. This picture was posited as the Cloverfield monster on a variety of forums in July or thereabouts, just after the first trailer was released. Unsurprisingly, it was disproved almost instantaneously when someone found a link to the artist's site. This sculpture was created in 2003. It is not 'disinformation' or whatever the fuck else your arrogant geek mind may want to call it. It's very rare to find an internet poster whose tone, especially when dicussing a matter as ultimately trivial as the monster in a fucking movie, as as purely fucking ANNOYING as yours. And as for you, Valentine... keep up with that shit and I'll fucking have you stabbed. You heard. Cunts.
Hate to burst your bubble, Rodo
by slone13
Nov 20th, 2007
05:16:24 PM

But that is not the Cloverfield Monster.

That's pretty much all I'm gonna say right now, as I sit here typing this in my office on the __th floor of the Paramount Plaza building at 1633 Broadway in NYC. Where there happens to be all sorts of Cloverfield related info around.

I think there's a similarity...
by El_Pollo_Diablo
Nov 20th, 2007
05:27:33 PM
Between how much you assclowns obsess over this crap, and how little you get laid. I'm just sayin'.
The site went down because it exceeded its bandwidth transfer li
by blunderbu55
Nov 20th, 2007
05:46:18 PM
....you fucking morons.
And it looks like I exceeded the subject line limit
by blunderbu55
Nov 20th, 2007
05:47:40 PM
You're still all fucking morons, though.
mode_7
by slone13
Nov 20th, 2007
06:28:34 PM

I frequent this board because I love movies. I also happen to work in the industry and have contributed "insider info" and reviews to this site a number of times.

In this particular case I happen to be rather good friends with a few people involved in Cloverfield. And while I'm not interested in spoiling anything related to this film because of my relationship with those involved, I could not sit idly by while a number of people started sucking their own dicks, claiming they'd ID'd the Monster when they had done nothing of the sort.

Now get your ass back to Boystown.

Both Mondo AND Rodo are right
by Vesuvio
Nov 20th, 2007
06:31:31 PM
"The original invisible menace was created by Disney artists on loan to MGM, and looked like an ape-LION hybrid..." So, that's it. It's a huge ApeLionWhale. Kudos for you too, MC-909.
Kurzinski Valentine . . .
by Mundungus
Nov 20th, 2007
06:43:34 PM
Not can't. The word is won't. Like I would spend time re-verifying some BS from three months ago. I'll leave it to others... hey wait, look at that. Good Luck next time Sherlocks.
First poster after monster revealing HERE (w/official title)
by Vesuvio
Nov 20th, 2007
07:00:12 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2p2had ...quick, it might be pulled down by Paramount at any time!!
I_am_your_fucking_GOD
by Al Swearengen
Nov 20th, 2007
07:07:17 PM
Hey, cocksucker. Your post reeks of catpiss.
La.Cucaracha
by super Cucaracha
Nov 20th, 2007
07:15:08 PM
Nice name man. We cool.
I agree! ... It's Harry's monstrous turds
by super Cucaracha
Nov 20th, 2007
07:16:54 PM
Watch out beeeatches!
We all know its Harry.
by still_RuSTeD
Nov 20th, 2007
07:27:50 PM
The movie's about Harry getting upset after finding out that it was late and Popeye's Chicken is closed
So the smaller ones are actually parasites..
by wadi77
Nov 20th, 2007
07:53:27 PM
OK
Is something blowing up?
by Turingtestee
Nov 20th, 2007
08:14:30 PM
Or is the creature throwing/breathing fireballs at the beginning of the trailer? I think the chick is blowing up and not ripping off clothes (she may even be naked) There was a picture floating around of a model of a pillbug-looking crusteacian (too lazy to spellcheck) saying something like 'whatever this is it will f*ing kill you'. Anyone else see that?
Any possibility of Gamera here?
by wellesfan
Nov 20th, 2007
09:12:36 PM
Gamera basically spits fireballs. A giant turtle could have giant sea lice. It would make more sense than a giant mutant whale -gorilla attacking from the ocean. Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris is a must see for giant monster fans, by the way.
Possible spoilers: I saw a drawing of the creature.
by Omegaman
Nov 20th, 2007
09:53:07 PM
I think its legit. Its srot of looked like a sloth, except that it had a whales tail and its body looked like a flea. It had many arms too, at least they looked like arms that hung down. It walks on two legs dragging its long tail. It has human sized crab-like creatures that live on it too. The apparently jump off and attack people too. Thats all I can remember, Ill post a link if people are interested.
Don't go into the white!
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 20th, 2007
10:45:43 PM
Stay away from the white! Fucking WSoD. Anyway, so the gorilla thing was disproven. Hmmm...I guess that means that ruling out a lion at this point is, shall we say, a LITTLE premature, hmmmm?
despite the sculpture debate
by theredtoad
Nov 20th, 2007
11:33:04 PM
the gifs from the trailer are pretty good
Omegaman
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:34:03 PM
http://dougbot.com/forum/clove rfieldPart2.jpg notreal.
Blah title
by jhechanova
Nov 20th, 2007
11:53:42 PM
Cloverfield is not a kickass title. It should've followed the teaser theme and resulted in "Monstrous".
people come outta the woodwork to show the same
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:54:19 PM
...dougbot art, fucking get off my fucking internet!
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:55:17 PM
and cloverfield is better than monstrous so..
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:56:53 PM
Lost
by IGoToCollege
Nov 20th, 2007
11:58:52 PM
The monster in Cloverfield sounds exactly like the monster in Lost.
GETOFF MY FUCKING INTERNET MOUTHBREATHERS!
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:59:06 PM
Cthulhu right out of WikiPedia
by David Assholehoff
Nov 21st, 2007
12:02:03 AM
Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but the definition on Wikipedia talks about "Cthulhi". This fits the smaller creatures to a T. "Star-spawn of Cthulhu The star-spawn of Cthulhu, or Cthulhi, have a physical simility with Cthulhu himself, but are of far smaller size. This race arrived with him, but relatively little is known about them. On earth they built the city R'lyeh, which later sank in the ocean, and where they still dwell with Cthulhu. A few are rumored to have escaped this incident, and can be found in hidden places on Earth."
IGoToCollege, Kurzinski Valentine, wellesfan
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
12:04:57 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2r3mkr
http://tinyurl.com/2mkwyo
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
12:18:56 AM
http://www.grumps.nl/pics/norm al_GetOffMyInternet-ba.jpg
Awww man, that's funny.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 21st, 2007
12:20:15 AM
Get the fuck off the internet!

Indeed.

The Blair Witch Godzilla
by RonaldLark
Nov 21st, 2007
12:39:17 AM
Cedar_Room is right.
ATTN: ENTERTAINMENT TYPE PEOPLE
by Shermdawg
Nov 21st, 2007
12:41:56 AM
It doesn't matter which side I support in the ongoing writers strike.

No, what matters is...I just realized that because of said strike, it will prevent one of the most beloved american late night traditions from happening...

Guessing what pies Dave's mom baked for Thanksgiving.

Now sure, I suppose it will still take place, untelevised mind you, but we won't be able to play along, nor will we be left on the edge of our seats in anticipation as the identity of the second pie is revealed. (The first is pumkin. It's always pumkin.) Will it be fruit based? Chocolate? Or will Pecan make it's long overdue comeback? THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

So I'm asking you, could you please show a little holiday spirit and set aside your differences? Just for one night. Could you do that? For moi?

Who knows? Maybe letting an elderly lady showing off her pie, and a fridge full of beer and slimjims is the first step in getting this mess straightened out.

The world is watching.

It's your move now.

-Sherm
Hmmmm..Didn't TOHO do a movie like this a few decades ago?
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2007
12:49:31 AM
oooooohh....woooooow. yet another simple minded Monster attacks city, mans weapons can't stop it movie. Fuck me Hirohito TOHO did this decades ago when the idea was actually kinda original! "But Wait", you say; "this is filmed in that "hip" hand held camera style..", "Like Blair Witch"! "Isn't that Fuckin Rad"? hmmmmm...nope. Really...if this had been a disturbing, dark, Lovecraftian Cthulhu mythos film; that'd have been fun...but yet another monster run amok...yaawwwwn.
MC 909
by BadMrWonka
Nov 21st, 2007
01:24:05 AM
you mentioned a whale 4 or 5 times since you said you wouldn't mention it an more. can you say it again? it's getting to be like a joke that's not funny, but you say it enough times that it starts to actually get funny..
Dolphin noises at 1:40-1:44
by Mixiboi
Nov 21st, 2007
01:57:22 AM
Listen and you'll hear the familiar noise of out bottomnose friends...Like in The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror skit a couple of years back.
Lion after all?(trailer screenshot)
by AsgardTehGreat
Nov 21st, 2007
02:02:00 AM
This is NOT photoshopped or anything! Look at the lion-head, its looking right at you! http://tinyurl.com/2dcm2z
I only wish there is a supernatural feeling
by pelos_locos
Nov 21st, 2007
02:05:58 AM
to the movie instead of a sci-fi approach. I am kind of tired of mutations or aliens. Nowadays everything is explained with a mutation: zombies (Resident evil, Doom (bastards! it was a portal to hell!!!!)), superheroes, monsters, the flu, your mom or aliens: slither, venom, etc.

Other than Hellboy, I do not recall a recent movie with a giant supernatural monster or monsters.

And whoever said lions do not come from the sea....sea lion, cat fish, tiger shark,.....so there is still a chance that this monster is a marine feline.

Like 9/1 ...
by Mixiboi
Nov 21st, 2007
02:07:11 AM
You are just seeing things in the dustploom, Asgard....Dolphins is where it's at, FLIPPER'S REVENGE!!!
Why no supernatural
by Mixiboi
Nov 21st, 2007
02:09:48 AM
Supernatural=Creationism and Hollywood likes to stay far away from Godism... See The Golden Compass for example.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING LION!!
by Maniaq
Nov 21st, 2007
02:27:19 AM
Looks like that sculpture has been debunked as the monster, although I'd like to pose a possibility for ppl to ponder:

We saw that they changed the head of the Statue of Liberty between the teaser and the trailer - like one was an unfinished version of the other. Maybe the brief glimpse of the monster we see in this trailer is just another TEMP model - like that head - and we have not actually seen ANYTHING of the monster that will actually appear in the final product?

Either way, it's not going to be a FUCKING LION!
A fucking lion
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Nov 21st, 2007
03:06:52 AM
A lion with the strength to tear apart a city is more than capable of swimming the ocean. Crossing the Atlantic, even. Also the guy in the convenience store goes "Robbie, Robbie, Robbie...it's a lion", then as SkeletonParty pointed out, the glass shatters, exactly the way it would when a lion hits glass. Think about it.
Cthulhu
by Iowa Snot Client
Nov 21st, 2007
04:07:29 AM
Cthulhu Cthulhu bo Cthulhu, banana fanna fo Fthulhu, fee fy mo Mthulhu... Cthulhu!
Kurzinski Valentine
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
04:46:25 AM
I read your post about the maquette, and thats an honest mistake

but you actually think that "mean girls" girl pops?

then you - sonny, are a new and special kind of idiot.

now get the fuck off my internet, 'afore I rip your arm off.

the bleeding is from a plague
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
04:56:50 AM
the monster is a pseudo hindu, pseudo babylonian collective fear monster.

or not.

The monster is
by emeraldboy
Nov 21st, 2007
05:28:21 AM
A Giant Igauna. Cloverfield is a remake of the host and JJ should come out put his hands and say that this is the case. In the korean movie it was american company that created the monster. but in JJ's movie it is japanese company that does the toxic dumping leading to the destruction of NY. the monster is possibly a hybrid creature. Whale/chameleon/iguana/squid creature. There are more monsters in this movie and ones that we havent seen yet. Take the scene with the copter. maybe there is a fyling monster.
Can't see the monster?
by magnius
Nov 21st, 2007
05:33:10 AM
Are people in this forum blind? You clearly see the Skyscraper size monster as it disappears behind a skyrise!! It's clearly some leathery creature...not smoke!! It really helps if you watch the trailer with your eyes open...just a free tip!
it's Warwick Davis dressed up as Kathy Bates...
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2007
06:29:58 AM
and samurai monkeys fly out of his ass causing mayhem and terror.
Bob is the one who brought back HRG
by jaymrobinson
Nov 21st, 2007
07:25:55 AM
Claire told him that she would give him as much blood as he wants if he left her father alone. So, obviously Bob will use HRG as leverage (so they will keep him locked up).
oops wrong forum
by jaymrobinson
Nov 21st, 2007
07:26:21 AM
jaymrobinson
by ATARI
Nov 21st, 2007
07:42:00 AM
I still think it's Adams blood, not Clairebear.
just pillow talk, i'd probably watch that
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
08:12:04 AM
samurai monkeys = world's salvation
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2007
08:20:37 AM
Too
by Shaw
Nov 21st, 2007
08:29:20 AM
Warwick Davis and Kathy Bates YAY Pillow
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
08:45:13 AM
Keeping my dreams alive, brother!
It's a whale.
by MC-909
Nov 21st, 2007
08:58:51 AM
I hope this movie doesn't blow(hole). Hopefully it will be whale-y good.

Haha. It's a whale. No, it's Frank Whaley from......wait for it............Swimming with Sharks.

It's a fucking whale.

NO MC-909 as Pillow and I confirmed
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
09:05:12 AM
it is Kathy Bates with tiny warwick davis's climbing out of her gaping maw; ie vagina
Another closer shot, with stills...
by Fish Tank
Nov 21st, 2007
09:13:24 AM
If a "%20" or two appears in this link, remove it. http://www.iwatchstuff.com/200 7/11/cloverfield_monster_still _unde.php
Kloipy..there will always be non-believers...
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2007
09:19:02 AM
nothing pales in comparison to the WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM though. Will nothing stop your tyrannic rule????
Here's a picture of the monster *NEW*
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
09:30:22 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7 681479@N05/508887899/ this one is scary!
Blair Witch Meets Godzilla
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 21st, 2007
09:47:36 AM
Looks cool, the reality TV-shakey cam stuff...but I can't get emotionally invested in a cast of 20-something carefree Gen Ys.
People assume it's a lizard monster
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 21st, 2007
09:52:48 AM
or something, when in fact the true giant menace in "Cloverfield" is this:
http://tinyurl.com/292ssx
WTF - there's a real Cthulhu movie coming out ??
by pumaman
Nov 21st, 2007
09:54:51 AM
http://cthulhuthemovie.com/
don't bother with that one Pumaman
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
09:55:58 AM
it's shit
Is there a name for the haircut
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 21st, 2007
09:56:27 AM
that all these 20ish guys have in movies that make them deliberately look like they just rolled out of bed? You know, that whole rooster-bedhead-I'm too hip to brush but wouldn't you know I did brush it into this shape for an hour haircut?
a name for the haircut -
by finky089
Nov 21st, 2007
10:09:47 AM
I'd call it "lame"

but perhaps that's b/c my jewfro does that shit on its own and I've been trying for years to keep it tamed. Unlike those wanna-be's who have to get it "styled" that way.

And, as long as I'm lurking here...
by finky089
Nov 21st, 2007
10:12:01 AM
Is it possible that most of us on this board will eventually be underwhelmed with whatever the Cloverfield monster turns out to be after so much speculation?

At this point I would find it most amusing for it to actually BE Kathy Bates.

Somebody find the replign machine and go forward
by finky089
Nov 21st, 2007
10:13:03 AM
in time to find out what the monster is. Is Orcus the time traveler around? John Titor, please help us!
Finky
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
10:18:53 AM
didn't you see the picture I just posted! JJ confirmed that it is the monster!
Thar she blows
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
10:19:38 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7 681479@N05/508887899/
ya know what would be awesome?
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2007
10:42:30 AM
If the WHITE PAGE OF FUCKING DOOM would leave me in peace. That would just be peachy.
Kloipy...I was going to post that pic....
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2007
10:45:20 AM
But you've used that one before, though I can't imagine a more reprehensible pic of THE Bates.

Yo finky...I think Orcus only goes to the past. The future is a scary place.

IIIIINUK-CHUCK!!!
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
10:56:07 AM
coffee.. in.. my pants.. area..

.

my time travel machine goes one minute forward
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
10:57:08 AM
every sixty seconds.
that wenches titties were nice in beowulf
by ironic_name
Nov 21st, 2007
11:00:03 AM
especially in 3d at imax..

"how 'bout a quick gobble?"

Pillow, I found a worse one
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
11:34:29 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/5 1052604@N00/10234932/
The Statue head IS BIGGER!
by batzilla
Nov 21st, 2007
11:59:30 AM
and a little different from the "teaser" trailer. The top part of the head in this new trailer is broken off and the head is about 20% larger. I watched both frame by frame and this new head is much better. : )
batzilla
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
12:00:47 PM
you really need to get a life man
Revenge of the seafood brought to you by slusho
by Chutch
Nov 21st, 2007
12:12:28 PM
a giant walking whale and a band of mutant crabs attack nyc. awesome. now just like all those voltron fucks, i'm gonna have to hate on the retarded cthulu followers, because this ain't it. btw lovecraft wasn't that good of a writer and most of his shit was racist. oh and the this trailer stole heavily from the style of the latest MGS4 trailer. bet this is typical january crap flick.
Teaser is 100x better than the Trailer
by Drathan
Nov 21st, 2007
12:59:33 PM
Something is lost in the trailer, I dont know what exactly, but it feels like an ad for a blockbuster movie. The teaser didnt feel that way. Ah well. I regret the hours I sunk analyzing the frigging swf files off slusho.jp ...
You guys amaze me
by EricST1
Nov 21st, 2007
02:20:10 PM
When the first trailer for this movie came out I was so fucking excited. I usually try to stay away from the AICN boards because a lot of you guys have so much pent up anger that you let go on these boards that it kills the fun of posting/reading. Why do you guys waste your time posting BS pics? We all know what's real...why can't we all patiently wait until something official comes along? It's almost December...in less than two months we'll all see this flick. Until then why not stop the hate and have fun with this thing?
EricST1, are you calling me a liar mother fucker
by Kloipy
Nov 21st, 2007
02:32:18 PM
I told you Kathy Bates is the monster so you better damn well believe it
She's going to hobble NYC
by Shaw
Nov 21st, 2007
02:40:34 PM
Because she's its number one fan
Dearest Kloipy
by EricST1
Nov 21st, 2007
03:11:40 PM
the joke of posting fat, disgusting women wasn't even clever the first time...we get it...they're gross and look like monsters...haha...ha...ha...eh hh
This hype is fun
by ufoclub1977
Nov 21st, 2007
03:23:24 PM
Can't wait to see this... check out this homemade horror gem of a monster movie: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DM_ If7Dj_Z8
The monster is a giant Isopod.
by FexFX
Nov 21st, 2007
04:14:52 PM
What you see in the preview is a head on view of it beginning to turn. Do a google image search for Isopod.
I heard the Jay-Z EP inspired by the film is going to Bump HARD
by kirttrik
Nov 21st, 2007
05:55:35 PM
"Bust fools like a Dino-zor!"
How come no one thinks it could be Mothra?
by kirttrik
Nov 21st, 2007
06:02:16 PM
Why not?
So all the rumors are dead on...
by kirttrik
Nov 21st, 2007
06:03:43 PM
...kinda disappointing.
JJs kid found the monster in a store?
by Boober
Nov 21st, 2007
10:55:43 PM
Is this a verifiable rumor. His kid found a small rubber/plastic toy monster and JJ just went SoC with it? Has it been talked about or refuted that Cloverfield could be a semi-remake/different angle on THIS:(?) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00 45546/usercomments
Yeah, this isn't so much..Godzilla meets Blair..
by Boober
Nov 21st, 2007
11:01:23 PM
as it is "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" meets Blair-cam.
Rodo
by lethargy
Nov 21st, 2007
11:07:18 PM
Do people tell you to shut the F when ever you try to talk to them? I'm sorry if you are attempting to be funny or ironic, but most people would have to work really hard to post come up crap with that lame. Stop it. Just stop. Think about things for a few days. When you start to feel some genuine shame, come back and share it. And maybe one day someone will "suck it", after you stop babbling nonsense, get a job, and quit playing with transformer dolls. Yes, they're Dolls.
wsod
by ironic_name
Nov 22nd, 2007
12:45:55 AM
white screen of doom!
by ironic_name
Nov 22nd, 2007
12:47:24 AM
Rodo, we're not listening because
by The Inspector
Nov 22nd, 2007
05:42:35 AM
we all went here

http://tinyurl.com/3belkw

and saw the damn thing lined up side-by-side with two dozen other sculptures all displayed the same way with a description identifying exactly what it is.

You keep insisting the same thing over and over, despite evidence to the contrary, and the rest of us have moved on.

Looks like some kind of Bat monster to me.
by ELGordo
Nov 22nd, 2007
01:36:27 PM
So maybe it's Batzilla. Here is a grab from the trailer http://tinyurl.com/3d6fyv Here it is outlined. http://tinyurl.com/2mg3rv
Was that.....
by TheProfessional
Nov 22nd, 2007
07:20:25 PM
Man-Bear-Pig!?! It may be produced by JJ Abrams but it was created and directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
if we don't see the monster, we riot
by EricST1
Nov 22nd, 2007
07:27:52 PM
i don't know how...but that would really be some bullshiz
From the lack of posts it would seem that...
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 23rd, 2007
02:19:29 PM
the monster frenzy is over. For now.

And what have we learned?

The monster is possibly:

Rosie O'Donnell
Kathy Bates
A whale
A mutated whale-squid thing
A giant fish-man?
Something only seen as a shaky-cam blur.
Everybody's favorite, CTHULHU!!
Voltron?. jeez...

In other words, SQUAT!
We got squat.

So until the next trailer, the monster frenzy is over. For now.

This movie is going to rule the universe
by SkeletonParty
Nov 26th, 2007
06:15:21 PM
I hope I'm not disappointed.
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