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Guttenberg! Guttenberg! THE WELL! Guttenberg!

Fuck that. I want Can't Stop The Music 2. by Laserbrain	Nov 19th, 2007 02:28:39 AM
Nobody can stop the music and it's about time that was proven with a sequel.
If this movie had been made with him three years ago by TheNorthlander	Nov 19th, 2007 02:30:43 AM
It would have been one of those spooky-thillers where the kid would have come back to haunt him as a ghost.
what was the movie where he was a lumpy artist? by ironic_name	Nov 19th, 2007 02:39:59 AM

I thought it was going to be something about ... by jimmy_009	Nov 19th, 2007 02:41:05 AM
..the Guttenberg press and some kind of ink well.
What about Police Academy The Next Generation? by Redfive!	Nov 19th, 2007 02:42:18 AM
You know Guttenberg and Michael Winslow aren't doing anything these days.TNG of Police Academy needs to happen.If there super lucky and put up the cash they might be able to get Kim Catrell back.Now that would be awesome.
Steve Guttenberg? by CuervoJones	Nov 19th, 2007 02:55:20 AM
What a reference!
Very Strange by damned-dirty-ape	Nov 19th, 2007 03:19:45 AM
I was just thinking about Guttenberg yesterday and how bad that made for T.V poseidon was. He's had his time i think Let it go man, the 80's are never coming back
Abrams, where are you? by Kurosawasmellsfunny	Nov 19th, 2007 03:21:26 AM
We need you to get to work on a new Police Academy pronto. It'll have all the same characters that we know and love, but they'll be played by a younger, friendlier crew. Don't worry. We know you won't fuck it up.
Police Academy 72: City under spooks! by damned-dirty-ape	Nov 19th, 2007 03:24:28 AM
The year is 2057 and Mahoneys ghost is causing more mischief and mayhem at the academy with the new misfit recruits.
Police Academy 73: Who gives a shit? by damned-dirty-ape	Nov 19th, 2007 03:30:21 AM
Proctor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cocoon 3 by AvonBarksdale	Nov 19th, 2007 03:40:45 AM
You know you want it.
DON'T TELL HER IT'S ME! by Musicballs	Nov 19th, 2007 03:48:39 AM
"Don't Tell her It's Me" is the film where he plays a lumpy artist. It's also been shown as "The Boyfriend School" on cable.
Major Movie Star! by filmcoyote	Nov 19th, 2007 04:29:44 AM
Saw a hideous hideous promo trailer at AFM for this. It's a Private Benjamin rip-off with Jessica Simpson and zero-laughs (at least there aren't any in the promo so you have to assume they couldn't find any, right?) Still, good to see Stevie G's getting work again. What he really needs though is for Tarantino or Rodriguez to cast him in something - do i hear Guttenberg for Inglorious Bastards QT, go on, you know you want to!
Steve Guttenberg is DEAD. by That 70s Venom	Nov 19th, 2007 05:31:31 AM
He died of a heart attack after he found out that Cocoon 3 wasn't being made.
"The Boys from Brazil" by nolan bautista	Nov 19th, 2007 07:10:32 AM
Anybody remember him in that? In the first 15 min..good scene too..
Who? by JackPumpkinhead	Nov 19th, 2007 07:29:40 AM
Seriously, who? Okay, I remember the name "Steve Guttenberg", but there is only 1 film that I can associate with it - Police Academy. (Though I think he was in one of the sequels, too)
Three men and a junkie whore by DirkD13"	Nov 19th, 2007 08:13:12 AM
Having three dads just fucks you up!
So he's paid his Stonecutter dues this month by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Nov 19th, 2007 08:37:43 AM
and got another movie done? Or is No Homers funding this?
THANKS MUSICBALLS! by ironic_name	Nov 19th, 2007 09:06:45 AM
that movie seemed like it would become a horror movie at any second.. hes kind, good natured, and under control.. then he met jamie gertz.. ch ch ch - ka ka ka...
his name is a marathon by ironic_name	Nov 19th, 2007 09:10:58 AM
guttenberg.. GUTTENBERG!?! we ain't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit, saying steve's name is like running uphill, gutten-fucking-berg! I'm exhausted!
i dig guttenberg by JackGraham	Nov 19th, 2007 09:35:29 AM
the guy had that everyman quality, he was similar to tom hanks in a way, but clearly hanks was sent the better scripts, but its good to know that hes still around, even if we dnt see that much of him anymore unless we watch straight to dvd stuff. i grew up in the 80's so im obviously a big fan of short circuit, police academy, cocoon, three me and a baby/lady, he didnt make the best choices career wise, he made one to many police academys, but he also had the brains to not appear in dross like short circuit 2 and police academy 5 to 7. id love to see the resurgence of guttenberg on the big screen, travolta did a comeback, so did mickey rourke, and they both appeared in some seriously stinky movies.
You have a right to sing the blues...you have the right to cable by uss cygnus	Nov 19th, 2007 09:43:45 AM
The first three police academies are pretty damn funny. The last three should never have been made, but at least we have the first three.
Redfive, you can hire Kim Cattrall for a 6-pack... by thegreatwhatzit	Nov 19th, 2007 10:00:57 AM
This overage starlet thought that she'd transform into a "movie star" after the cancellation of SEX/CITY. But have you ever heard of ICE PRINCESS? TIGER'S TAIL? I think Hollywood seriously underestimates middle-aged women but Cattrall's (lack of) sex appeal is somewhere in the middle of the "pathetic/desperation" barometer. She and Sharon Stone are the Edy Williams surrogates of the new millennium.
All would be right with the world??? by slone13	Nov 19th, 2007 11:01:20 AM
If you got a Short Circuit 3 with Guttenberg and Stevens? Please. I hope that was just a lame attempt at trying to be funny and not an actual desire for a Short Circuit 3.
JackGraham by ironic_name	Nov 19th, 2007 11:37:09 AM
the Gutte for pre-facelift dwight in sincity2!
jimmy_009. me too, re the printer. by ironic_name	Nov 19th, 2007 11:44:00 AM
guttenberg was like a cooler version of the dad from full house, the one that sucks dick for cocaine in half baked.. bob saget, right?
What the F*ck Happened to Guttenberg's Eyebrows??! by Somerichs	Nov 19th, 2007 12:02:24 PM
Can someone please tell me? I saw him on on Veronica Mars last year and just last week on Law & Order SVU and the man has NO EYEBROWS. They're gone, and it looks really weird...he didn't have cancer or something did he? Hope not...
Mahoney put glue on my bullhorn by gusradio	Nov 19th, 2007 12:48:42 PM
bastard
he does roll a fat spliff by reckni	Nov 19th, 2007 02:18:19 PM
That was possibly the best thing that ever happened to me. True hero.
He has eyebrows by ewokstew	Nov 19th, 2007 03:15:10 PM
he just has no color to them.
sorry, "they" have no color to them by ewokstew	Nov 19th, 2007 03:15:57 PM
Good to see him making a possible comeback.
Yes!!! Now for Short Circuit 3 and Police Academy 14! by JoeSixPack	Nov 19th, 2007 04:56:31 PM
PLEASE, please!
Police Academy vs Aliens by TheNorthlander	Nov 19th, 2007 05:55:02 PM
You know you want to see a Tacklebalien or a Hightowalien or a Sgt. Debbie Callahalien. BTW, did you guys know Leslie Easterbrook who played Debbie Callahan in Police Academy is set to star in the remake of Memories of Murder next year? http://imdb.com/title/tt078152 4/
Steve Guttenberg WAS Mahoney!! by Bill Fairbanks	Nov 19th, 2007 07:35:24 PM
and so could anyone else have been
DDS by jtishere	Nov 19th, 2007 07:55:26 PM
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I recall that Guttenberg was a dentist before he went into acting full time. Does anyone else recall this?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? by chrth	Nov 19th, 2007 10:27:26 PM
WE DO!
somerichs - alopecia possibly? by Trader Groucho 2	Nov 19th, 2007 11:14:59 PM
I don't know if Steve Guttenberg has this, but many people suffer from various strains of Alopecia, which basically means spot hair loss. It can happen anywhere on the body. I about lost an eyebrow for awhile, and portions of my beard, which later came back snow white for a spell before returning to my natural color. I went to a doctor, because sometimes spot hair loss can be a symptom of something more serious. Alopecia can also be brought on by stress or even diet. Just one of those little things to watch out for.
Steve Guttenberg? Really? by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 20th, 2007 12:50:50 AM
:?
Did Steve Guttenberg finally get a good agent? by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 20th, 2007 12:52:18 AM
After all these years?
Cocoon 3: Guttenberg's Time To Swim by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 20th, 2007 12:53:56 AM
:P
I heard Guttenberg went to the well too many times already! by MrMysteryGuest	Nov 20th, 2007 12:55:00 AM

Now all we need is Judge Reinhold by TheNorthlander	Nov 20th, 2007 02:09:49 AM
Where's THAT guy?
TheNorthlander... by IAmMrMonkey!	Nov 20th, 2007 02:13:18 AM
I think a certain TalkBack regular will go insane if he reads the second part of your post!
Laserbrain... by IAmMrMonkey!	Nov 20th, 2007 02:14:14 AM
Your post just made me laugh out loud. Nice going!
IAmMrMonkey! by TheNorthlander	Nov 20th, 2007 05:50:38 AM
What? He's here on the talkbacks?
oh you meant the post about the Memories of Murder remake? by TheNorthlander	Nov 20th, 2007 05:52:06 AM
thought you meant the one about Judge Reinhold. phew.
Honestly, you are a sad, sad man.. by Redbox	Nov 20th, 2007 06:21:48 AM
Picking on Guttenberg? Why not pick on the homeless? People who kick a guy when he's so down for so long, don't do anything but show themselves to be the mouth breathers they are. Shattner says it all in "Hasbeen." "Riding on their armchairs They dream of wealth and fame Fear is their companion Nintendo is their game Never done jack and two thumbs Don And sidekick don't say dick We'll laugh at others failures Though they have not done shit" In a few years, Tarantino will cast Guttenberg as the lead in something and a Travolta-like rebirth will occur. Guttenberg will be everywhere: John Woo films, Late Night TV, Desperate Housewhores and Farm Aid. All the folks who were kicking him will be the first to praise him and DVR his special on Inside The Actors Studio. Yer a bunch a sheep. Baaaa!
Yes I meant that Northlander although.... by IAmMrMonkey!	Nov 20th, 2007 08:52:33 AM
..I suspect Guttenberg may indeed be on these TalkBacks and his AICN name is Redbox. Hey Gutters, is that you?
As for Judge Reinhold... by IAmMrMonkey!	Nov 20th, 2007 08:55:46 AM
..he's probably on here too. I suspect he's probably sitting on his computer with a huge beard, surrounded by bags of coke and wondering why nobody went to see The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
Oh and just to make one thing clear: by IAmMrMonkey!	Nov 20th, 2007 08:57:51 AM
The only reason I know that Judge Reinhold is in The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is because I just IMDBed him. Much like 99.9% of the world's population, I have never watched The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause.
I'm Found Out!! by Redbox	Nov 20th, 2007 10:11:30 AM
I thought I could fool you, but you talkbackers are too smart! Of course I'm Steve Guttenberg! You see, I spend all of my time here with you, because, like most once famous people, I'm really interested in what you, the non-sexually active (ignoring of course self abuse) man-children of the world think of me and my career. Come on! Don't you think I deserve a second chance? Please pull yourself off your vacuum cleaner hose and write in letters of support!! We need a Police Academy 11! Are you with me? Baaa! Baaa!
Short Circuit 3? I forgot there was even a "2" by finky089	Nov 20th, 2007 10:53:33 AM
it must have been so bad I purged it from memory. Guttenberg should go back to doing Mahoney. It's what he was best at apparently. And since the studios are so keen to re-do everythign from the 80's, it woudl seem an opportune time to revive the Police Academy films.
"You know Guttenberg and Michael Winslow aren't doing anything t by mbeemer	Nov 20th, 2007 02:00:46 PM
Not so! I just saw Winslow doing sound effects as the 'celebrity assister' of a 'real customer' in a... Geico(?) commercial. (I didn't say it was a great job, just that he's doing something...)
Guttenburg! by TheMcflyFarm	Nov 20th, 2007 02:01:08 PM
Guttenburg! He's alive!
and so is Guttenberg! by TheMcflyFarm	Nov 20th, 2007 02:01:50 PM
cause ya know, that's how you spell his name...
That's "...aren't doing anything these days." by mbeemer	Nov 20th, 2007 02:04:44 PM
NT
Hey Redbox! by TheNorthlander	Nov 20th, 2007 04:10:46 PM
Say hi to Corey Haim for me some time. Tell me he should have agreed to do Lost Boys 2.
Fisher Stevens resurgance starts here! by Seph_J	Nov 20th, 2007 10:37:00 PM
Lost S4 will prove this guy has real talent. Like I've been saying for years! Wouldn't it be great iF Guttenberg (in Mahoney mode) is washed up on the Lost island too.... think of the comedy gold. Stevens could rebuild the smoke monster into a real, live, feeling smoke monster. Smoke-monster #5 is alive! Serously though, Short Circuit 3 would be phenomenally successful these days.
test by Seph_J	Nov 20th, 2007 10:38:50 PM
everyones doing it

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