the more I hear

the more excited I am about this movie

Chinky "Tienanmen Square" Yellowfella?

Bradley "The WASPy Cuckold" Whitebottom?

Omar "Every Damned Bombing on Earth" Scapegoatisan?

http://tinyurl.com/ 2nl8md

RAAAAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !

Stallone RULES. He just RULES.

I don't have an Xbox 360 and my old Xbox is gathering dust because all my free time is spent on competitive reality shows (Project Runway premiered tonight - 2 good looking girls this season) and fucking AICN. I might give my Xbox and game collection away this Christmas to a needy family.

Maybe I'm just a bit jaded. I hope this rocks, but I cannot summon any excitement for it.

You've summoned him Doc- did you look in the mirror and type that 3 times?

Includes teflon-coated white disco suit. Please specify size.

See the freak in his dank basement scratching pestilent lumps of eczema off his scrotum as he frenziedly bashes away on his stale food encrusted keyboard, frantically translating thoughts of hatred and bigotry into AICN posts on the off-chance THAT THE VOICES WILL STOP.....

But they won't Animal, unless... you..... kill.... again.

heh.

Black is soooo slimming, darling.

I've well and truly baited him now.

whass wrong with you- thinking he be speakin any of that commie pinko faggot british wizard shit.

AnimalStricture has reached the ultimate and outer limit of right-wing extremism. The singularity and event horizon surrounding AnimalCracker's black hole of political assholism is what accounts for the sudden upending of all common sense and the absence of basic decency as soon as they are in danger of penetrating his atrophied cerebellum.

On a lighter note- I think we should organise a dancing with the stars featuring the AICN rogues gallery. We could call it "Trolling with the stars" the idea being we pick a member of the hack pack (Ratner, Emmerich, McG et al) and make them dance the tango with some of AICN's most infamous trolls. I would nominate Fisky, AnimalStructure, Wanahara7, M-O-M, GingerTwit, Mercier, Anna Valerious, Ringwearer9, Cocolopez, and Phartegod (or SonofPHartegod, or whatever).

They are put up for the public vote with the loser having being dropped into a vat of acid.

BSB can compere as he is still on re-invention points from the dark old days as brokebackcowboy. Warwick Davis can do the executions, but only dressed in full Leprechaun regalia.

And I think Phartegod is now going by the name FartGod the IRStard...or something to that effect.

A rogues gallery, indeed.

this could run for a good few seasons. Next Year we can put them in with the most odious psuedo-celebrities around- I'd nominate Heather Mills and David Gest to get us started.

Think of the good we could do society.

and I egt to keep all residual monies.

I'd better ring my contact at Endemol, this sounds right up their street.

Warwick can MC the event.

That's okay...Rosie is in the wings to take the Bates' place.

He does it in full Leprechaun regalia and then recites a short rhyming couplet in an oirish accent such as:

Zfisk was just a crazy loon, but the Bates swallowed him and that McG goon.

Obviously, I'm not the writer-as if you can't tell from that shite- I'm more of an "ideas man".

BSB is compering as he is still on reinvention points, and he needs constant reminders of what may happen if he reverts to his former identity.

I'm not naive to think that there are no evil people out there. Just today I was listening to NPR about women in Basra being murdered by militants seeking to impose Sharia law on Iraq. That story also points out a clear truth - that the vast majority of Muslims are suffering from radicalism. A lot of rhetoric - including the term "Islamofascism", which was coined in the offices of The Weekly Standard, is invented precisely to avoid diplomacy and to instill fear and hatred, and to instigate war. As a modern society with a vast resource of information and discourse, we as nations and peoples should not be so easily conned into hating for hate's sake.

Anchorite's posting last week is an example of such fear mongering. Incredulously, he called for an escalation in violence, without regard for innocent lives or 'collateral damage', to, in his words, be "brutal and inhumane". That was probably the ugliest post I've read on AICN to date.

I believe my country - America - is indeed the greatest nation this planet has ever seen. I want it to continue being that greatest nation. No other country inspires the world like we do. Please remember, too, that we are an inspiration to the Arab world. Most Arabs and Muslims would like to live in a moderate society, seeing us as a shining example, to experience freedoms without fear. I think our actions in the Mideast should be conducted in such a way that we are looked upon with admiration and not disgust. I believe that is achievable.

It's a genuine credit to our reputation, and a sign of respect, that most people in the world continue to view our foreign policy as separate from us as a people, a society. If we can moderate our foreign policy, and continue to inspire the world with our conduct and our way of life, we will indeed win the war on terrorism - by leading nations toward democracy by example. To inspire people to reject fascism and radicalism and see that the alternative is the better choice for them and their people.

Anchorite looks like Mother Fucking Theresa compared to that Nazi twat.

As for anchorite's post, I believe I saw the one to which you are referring. While I don't necessarily believe he was actually calling for a "Roman Victory/Carthaginian Peace", I do think he should have explained himself. Because if it was anything beyond a modest proposal, he's no better than that soulless fuck, AnimalStructure.

http://tinyurl.com/2yb6ne

And while I was never for the war, I most certainly hope that some sort of "normalcy", for lack of a better word, returns to Iraq so that the soldiers can all come home (or at least most anyway).

Can't believe I forgot fettatastic and The_Lion. They were tits of the highest order.

and obviously I'd consider filmgenius (Ingrid Bergman director of the seventh seal) as a candidate.

Oh, and fucking MinasTirithII!!!

and Regina Taylor- the adolescent female equivalent of moviemack.

Can I also nominate Smashing, I kick Tits (just for his name), and Kal El Vis for his never ending obsession with "singerman"

That prize fuckspoon M-O-M has had the absolute fucking temerity to correct another TB'er's grammar.

That shit is too funny for words. Especially as he did it after one of his trademark mangled English rants on Bay being the "Axis of Shit".

I notice he hasn't taken me up on my offer to teach him the language- despite insisting that he would only learn "from a native".

It makes me miss cocococococolopez. I thought I'd never type that.

She also said that men only watched films for Tits and Ass, and finally got the ban hammer for slagging off The Crocodile Hunter in his obit.

A prize troll.

However, he will never lose his troll status- simply because his "music" is so goddamn awful and he is taking it like a little bitch from the Industry but is too blind to notice. I also think he earns 90K a year as a Lawyers Clerk drives a ferrari and last week got double-fellated by the Olson twins.

The useless bastard forgot my burger, though.

But the little cunt is the troll equivalent of the Duracell Bunny. He just won't fuck off.

I also admitted on the CLOVERFIELD TB to actually enjoying the Emmerich GODZILLA. Surely that gets me troll status!!

Ah, the old days.

The thing about M-O-M that is so frustrating, in between behaving like a complete cunt, he does make some sense.

It drives me potty, especially as it takes a good half an hour to untangle every trollish sentence.

Like, to wind YOU up and fget you going, all I have to say is...

GORDON BROWN VS DAVID CAMERON. WHOEVER WINS - WHO LOSES?

You'd be here all day ;D

reminiscing over the good times, savouring true moments of crazy pointy-headedness (see ringy in the Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows TB), laughing at some true dribbling insanity...

Aah, always fun

*The Spud would like to point out that he's very aware of the militant homosexual agenda, and how it relates to Doctor Who. Spud further submits that if HE were represented in the flagship children's TV show of the century by John Barrowman and the clusterfuck that is Torchwood, he too would consider himself a militant homosexual.

I must stop using all these Americanisms. It's KICK ARSE, NOT kick ass. And me a Midlander.

We do.

See that didn't take long.

Anything that removes the fetid stench of AvP2 has to be good news.

My expectations are firmly in the toilet for 1 reason: CATHERINE TATE!!!

yuck, yuck, yuck. THe whole thing smacks of the BBC wanting to cast her straight after Billie left, but had to wait a year so filled in with poor old Martha.

We're all guilty of ranting on here- that is what TB is for, but he is just such a cunt..

Bottom line: Catherine Tate will nail down the coffin lid on the RTD era that RTD put a lid on himself with Martha Potter and the Chamber of the Master, where the whole finale coud've been wrapped up by Martha's mum throwing Dobby Who a sock, but no, it had to be an under-written, poorly plotted, massively illogical (I can almost HEAR RTD'S booming Welsh lilt roaring at anyone who spots a plot hole, "But it's sci-fi!!!") drudge of an episode that was just unforgiveable shit. I mean, ripping the ending off FLASH FUCKING GORDON???

I'm actually not looking forward to Season 4 at all. I will watch it, if only for things to argue with Smashing and Tegujai Batir about. But I have next to no hope for this series now. Bring in Moffat before it gets put out of its misery.

ROBIN HOOD is actually more weatchable right about now. And that's after an extremely rocky, amateurish first half of Season 1, too...

Hell, he even got out of JUDGE DREDD with his dignity intact! Which, by the way, I also enjoyed, though it could've been much, much better.

It could have done without the "comedy" sidekick that set my teeth on edge.

JJ4P/Tegujai Batir/& Co. all had the same "tells". And since he and I had a somewhat bitter rivalry, it was becoming easier and easier to spot him when he returned under a new guise. The fact that he hasn't come back (since his Tegujai Batir incarnation) is actually kind of interesting. The guy was a relentless asshole who didn't know when to quit. Either he's lost heart, learned his lesson, or is biding his time.

He vehemently denies being BRU though> I hate the horrible little twat.

The only steady couple he actually wrote were those 2 old lesbians (and it was utterly pointless that they were lesbians- it didn't add anything)

Do you know anyone who has/is stationed in Afghanistan? The increase in attacks is very disturbing, along with the lack of stability of our 'friend' Pakistan.

I'm glad quite a few of us here are meeting in the middle ground and discussing issues with a clearer head. I found your last 2 posts extremely enlightening. I can see how your experience prior to the invasion (as an opposer) leading to the aftermath (as a supporter in that you want to remedy the situation) is totally logical, practical and deeply humanitarian. As much as we want our troops/fellow citizens to come home, it is indeed a frightening prospect for Iraq when they do so. Bush and the NeoCons have made possibly the biggest blunder in the history of human warfare. Time will (hopefully not) tell.

Thanks for having a clear head to clear the air. This is what the ideal situation should be - intelligent, informed discourse where both sides not only listen, but learn from each other. And I can tell you I learned a lot. Many thanks!